Alright faggots listen up.
Operation Splashdown
The communists are having a flag burning on the 4th, we're going to have some fun at their expense.
The OP:
We're going to flash mob the event and we're going to bathe these dirty commies in a torrent of liquid freedom. Burgers and hotdogs afterwards.
The Gear:
Prepare for a full scale water war. I'm talking super soakers, water balloons, squirt pistols, basically anything that can shoot water over a distance that you can carry without strain.
The wear:
Aviator sunglasses/swimming goggles, Hawaiian shirts, swimwear, sandals, prepare to get wet. (If you've got any Trump gear like maga hats or campaign shirts wear em)
Other: we're going to need people to catalogue the event, that means pics and vids, before the operation, during the operation, and after the operation. Soaked commies looking dejected and big broad smiles from our side are best.
Food, bring enough burgers and hotdogs to feed an army, along with all the fixings and some chips. (I don't want to see 30 bags of chips on a table and only a 12, pack of hotdogs.)
Note:
DO NOT FIGHT THEM. If they charge you, run away, preferably while continuing to spray them and/or laughing like an idiot.
DO NOT PUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN WATER IN THE GUNS/BALLOONS. This means no gasoline/diesil, no urine, no pepper spray, no nettle juice, no chemicals whatsoever, only tap water.
DO NOT TURN AWAY HUNGRY COMMIES. If there are any commies left after the water fight, offer them a burger or hotdog.
REMEMBER TO HAVE FUN.This event isn't about hatred or malice, it's just a good old fashioned water fight to soak some commies and delegitimize them.
I'll see you faggots there.
