>be me>driving home from grocery store, car loaded with pasta, wine and mozzarella for beautiful dinner>blasting dean martin at stop light, windows down>sheboon in car next to me starts screaming profanities because music is too loud>turn it up, no

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Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 00:31:52 77857e No.103554

>be me

>driving home from grocery store, car loaded with pasta, wine and mozzarella for beautiful dinner

>blasting dean martin at stop light, windows down

>sheboon in car next to me starts screaming profanities because music is too loud

>turn it up, now unable to hear her screeching

>she and her bull speed off a few seconds later, running the red light

>keep driving

>next victim is college wigger blasting rap

>turn up dean martin again, drowning out his coontunes

>he becomes visibly agitated and speeds off as soon as light turns green

>match his speed and make sure to take the spot next to him at next stop light, now singing along

>he speeds off again, let him this time

>drive the rest of the way home uneventfully

Nigger/soyboy/general salt thread.

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Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 00:52:54 d09a5d No.103565

>>103554

You didn’t link the song, fag.

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Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 01:15:32 13ac9b No.103574

File: 1aa45339071cad7⋯.jpg (427.94 KB, 729x781, 729:781, 1aa45339071cad79bc07299711….jpg)

>>103565

Dean Martin - Volare

Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody

Dean Martin - That's Amore

Dean Martin - It's Cold Outside

Dean Martin - Sway

Dean Martin - Ain't That a Kick in the Head

Dean Martin - You're Nobody Til' Somebody Loves You

I forget which ones were playing specifically while it happened, but there's all the ones I went through on my playlist.

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Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 01:21:53 8b39ad No.103576

Fuck guidos

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Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 01:26:26 13ac9b No.103583

File: ba3d871ec30ee77⋯.jpg (36.48 KB, 360x450, 4:5, Guido12.jpg)

>>103576

Agreed; Guidos are third only to niggers and Jews.

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Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 01:35:21 d09a5d No.103590

>>103574

Thanks for list.

>>103583

I am aging trouble picturing a woman wearing the female version of that shirt

Dogs are a mans best friend, but my pussy is a real close second

I will be it exists though. Thankful I am not quite bored enough to look it up.

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Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 02:09:14 b4c16d No.103599

>>103554

what a fucking boring life you have, next…

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Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 02:52:07 a07c9f No.103614

>>103599

Better a boring life than an eventful one.

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Anonymous 05/04/20 (Mon) 05:11:13 882e6f No.103658

File: f39792bfb067a62⋯.jpg (116.89 KB, 1024x496, 64:31, IROC_4_1024x496.jpg)

>>103583

Forgot the IROC Italian Retards Out Cruising

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