No.13
My job is turning me into some amoral fuck.
Swear on my timbs every passing day, I care a little less about laws. I run stop signs when no ones around and I wouldn't blink once about killing someone if my back was against the wall.
At any given moment, I want a third of customers in the store to drop dead. I wouldn't even bother taking money out of their wallets after they pass, I just want them to fuck off.
Hell, every time I come into work, I immediately feel exhausted, like all my hours of sleep just got voided. I know I'm not the only one who goes through this.
Also, retail stories thread.
I need the eta for sleep
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No.38
You're not alone. Having worked retail for years, the jobs pushed me in the realm of pyschopathy, in the sense that I have a acute lack of caring for strangers.
Running stop signs? Sometimes when I'm in a shopping plaza, I don't wait for pedestrians.
I don't care if their foot was already on the street, I'm rolling through.
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No.130
>>13
this is the lust for killing my firned, you're going to have to start to keep your job
it's real easy, just get a truck and dump their bodies in locations along the highway
the energy you get from there slaughter will help you in your work, giving you more stamina to sell more products faster (quicker)
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No.134
Honestly tho, the fast food industry is way worse.
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No.146
cant tell if this is just where i am or if other stores are like this
>be me
>work on purchasing counter of local cash generator
>have to deal with a sea of no teethed alcoholic thieves on a minutely basis
>retard storms up to counter
>"youve got money in that till for me"
>hands me a credit note for a phone he returned
>explain that its a credit note and can only be used in store
>crazy junkie spactard gets mad
>"GIVE MY FUCKING MONEY YEAH, ITS MY FUCKING MONEY WHY CANT I HAVE IT"
>credit note is for like £20
>naaabro.exe
>queue getting longer that my erect cock at how annoyed hes become
>"GIVE ME THE MONEY OR ILL SMASH THE FUCKING SHOP UP ANON!!"
>"do it, its not my stuff"
>"FINE!! ILL SMASH MYSELF UP"
>begins running up and down the shop punching his fucking lights out
>security turn up and just watch him go at
>20 minutes hes running around the store kicking fuck out of himself over a £20 return
>police escort him off premise
>comes back next day and wasnt barred from store
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No.149
>one of regulars comes in
>seemes autistic but fat and not angry so it'll do in this line of work
>shes got her headphones off but on loud
>notice its that one tupac song that got famous
>humming along to it whilst checking her laptop
>wtfisthatsound.exe
>weird screeching playing over the top of the song
>realise its her… she has recorded her big fat white scottish self rapping along to tupac and is listening to it
>autism confirmed
>"erm… anon what does that symbol on your arm mean.. are you part of the illuminati"
>"naa, i just liked the picture and..
>"yeah because the illuminati are all parasite vampires who killed tupac and there was only one light and he was the light and that was tupac"
>howfardowndoesthisrabbitholego.jpg
>"vampires killed tupac?"
>saying this unleashes her and she spends the next half hour quoting the bible at me but replacing the word jesus with the word tupac and somehow rihanna becomes judas
>she the begins laugh crying psychotically about being banned from the doctors as she punched a mother for asking her to stop singing michael jackson as it was scaring her kid
>find out later shes addicted to spice
ive worked lots of different places but this has got to be by far the fucking strangest
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No.152
> Worked in a London area Cash Generator in 2009-2010, worst job I've ever had.
> Staff have a watchlist in the back of stuff we personally want from scumbag customers.
> My watchlist had the Nintendo themed Wii games on it (Mario Bros, Mario Galaxy, Smash Bros etc)
> These games still going for around £25-30 preowned at the time
> Sad looking old man enters the drug money giving shop, carrier bag full of Wii games that completes my watchlist
> Doesn't look like usual ilk
> My mate working on the buying counter
> "Hello anon, I've come to bring these games in to sell, unfortunately my grandson died a month ago and they're just collecting dust"
> My mate, being the legend he is: "I understand Sir, unfortunately these games don't go for much so I can only offer you 50p for each one"
> "That's ok anon", as he hands over the goods (for around £5 in exchange)
> I fulfill my watchlist for under a tenner
> We ripped off sad old man
> I fully enjoyed a dead kid's game
> Thanks for dying, kid
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No.160
its not all psychos we get fucking dickheads too
>woman puts in tv
>always late for her shit
>we usually try hold it
>manages to squeeze an extra 3 weeks free holding time with us
>gets abusive when we say we cant do anymore
>manager is very chill about us giving shit to cuntstomer
>"wheres my fucking telly anon"
>"you were supposed to get it 3 weeks ago so its on the shop floor"
>"its not some cheap shit like your other stuff you better get it off"
>"no, if you want it youll have to come in to store and buy it at full price"
>starts shouting abuse at me for an hour as i keep putting phone down on her
>tells me shes coming down to put a deposit on it so hold it for 10 minutes
>run out on to the shop floor and pull it in to the back
>an hour later she gets a taxi down
>"wheres my fucking telly, ive come to buy it"
>"im so sorry but its been sold just after you rang"
>shouts more abuse at me as she leaves
>go in to the back
>take tv to carpark
>staff take turns jumping up and down on the screen
>wrote it off as "screen fault"
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No.171
>>149
>somehow rihanna becomes judas
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No.276
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No.278
>>276
Fuck.
you cut me deep
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No.280
hey at least you dont work for this guy
r-right anon? tell me you dont
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No.281
>>280
I can certainly say I don't
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No.343
>"Um excuse me"
>"Where are your restrooms?"
>"Do you have any in the back?"
>>Can't be bothered to put anything back.
>>134
LEMME GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
I have a strong suspicion that the world's population would be under control if retail/fastfood workers could get away with murder without effort.
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No.345
>>343
you can if you put your mind to it
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No.533
>>343
Think of how much less traffic there will be.
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No.536
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No.563
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No.591
>>13
You're not a psychopath, youre not a bad person.
Human beings were not designed to be forced to constantly kiss each others asses or being around hundreds of different people every day.
We're social creatures but society has turned us into something we were never meant to be.
I suggest getting a job in cleaning for the time being. I'm a housekeeper at a nice inn and I'm definitely a lot less viciously angry than I was folding the same fucking shirt 20 times a day.
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No.592
>>134
Most positions for unskilled labour are.
You literally need to be a real dummy to not want to kill yourself and everyone around you every day.
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No.593
>>152
Suck a tailpipe, faggot.
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No.594
>>591
I thank you for that suggestion, I'll look into some hotels that are near by.
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No.625
>>280
Who is that supposed to be
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No.638
>>276
You didn't have to hit me like this.
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No.756
>>13
Maybe you should get some education or training for a slightly less shit job then thought about that?
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No.1037
All low wage jobs are alienating to the mind and pretty damn distracting dawg. That's the summary of it.
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No.2439
>Finally start applying to jobs in a field I actually wanna work in.
>Even drafted up a decent resume.
>Got my music going to keep me in a good state of mind.
>Get to the end of an application.
>Click 'submit application'
>Breathe, finally.
>Page loads up another page.
>"THANKS FOR APPLYING, NOW TAKE THIS QUESTIONAIRE"
Swear to fucking God.
Whoever the makes these goddamn demoralizing time consuming questionares, fuck you.
FUCK. YOU.
EVEN AFTER I TAKE THAT BULLSHIT, I STILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR A CALL? ARE YOU GODDAMN KIDDING ME?
To any employer that reads this, please fuck off with the questionares full of pointless questions that's common sense.
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No.2464
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No.2624
Working in retail you learn a lot of things, how sugar is consumed is one of them, parents get it for their kids all the time, a lot of people buy shit full of sugar, namely energy drinks, even I try and kick the stuff, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a diabetes epidemic in the next two to four decades.
Vodka flies of the shelf as well, what is it with middle aged women and vodka man.
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No.2625
>Be me, working retail for a few months
>See morbidly obese mother putting crate of beer on the carrier under her kids pram
>Internally rage because I grew up around alcoholic parents
>Kids going to grow up with shitty parents and a trashed up house from domestic violence
>Will probably end up like one of us if this place is still around 20 years from now
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No.2626
>>2624
>>2625
When I go on my break, I walk to a local grocery store and see exactly what you're describing.
Mindless consuming, and it's a fucking terrifying site to see people solidified in their eating habits.
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No.2636
I'm happy to report I'm finally out of retail.
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No.2637
>>2636
What are you doing now?
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No.2640
>>2637
Bartending, it's kinda of the same field only much more loose and a lot more fun, plus much more lucrative.
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