So pornography, fortunately, isn't so much an issue for me anymore.
But how the hell do you deal with morning wood? Every single morning it wakes up diamond and hard glowing with the force of a fertility god, and it doesn't go away. When I lived with my ex I would wake her up literally every day with an iron dicking, like clockwork. Pornography wishes it had this power over me.
Cold showers only seem to piss me off, and even worse, taking a cold shower means getting out of bed before fapping, which is a pretty massive struggle when you're still half asleep and retarded. Any advice?