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Just what you need to make you feel better

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a7566a (43)  No.88885>>88903 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

UK Snap Election Results

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/06/08/livewire-uk-snap-election-results/

Results as they stand - 647 of 650 seats in

Conservatives - 316 (-12)

Labour - 261 (+29)

Scottish National Party - 35 (-21)

Liberal Democrats - 12 (+4)

Democratic Unionist Party - 10 (+2)

Other - 13 (-2)

Clegg, Salmond lose their seats.

Farage returns…

>Asked by Andrew Neil whether a Britain needing UKIP means a return to party leadership for Mr. Farage, the Brexit campaigner said: “If my worst fears are confirmed - if we don’t get the kind of Brexit I wanted and that people voted for - then I would have no choice than to involve myself again with full-time campaigning.”

Hardline Northern Irish conservatives likely coalition partners…

>Conservative sources have told LBC's political editor that Theresa May "has every intention of forming a Government with the DUP". The Democratic Unionist Party are a Protestant, conservative party which supports Brexit and grammar schools. Sources have told Sky News's Beth Rigby that the DUP have confirmed there are "constant talks" between the DUP and Theresa May's team.

a7566a (43)  No.88887>>88901 >>88919

>>88877

I have never done such a thing.


8b55cb (1)  No.88889

File (hide): 2d1ce6030fc9775⋯.jpg (196.88 KB, 480x638, 240:319, 20170607_210320.jpg) (h) (u)


94f91e (41)  No.88895

File (hide): c7a0dfff05a32fc⋯.webm (7.68 MB, 512x288, 16:9, Hitler animu.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>fudged the get because a second thread was open

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


66f7b8 (48)  No.88898>>88914

File (hide): 09d56694f7a225b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 63.48 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, DANi-ONUIAATTd7.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

join the imperium Leon


70b0db (3)  No.88899>>88909

File (hide): ddf76833fc47dbd⋯.png (300.35 KB, 370x388, 185:194, 2016-10-23_01-54-40.png) (h) (u)

>tfw got the get


66f7b8 (48)  No.88901>>88904

>>88887

You've been trying to turn us all into gayists and trannies all along


b9757b (17)  No.88902>>88908

>>88888

wtf I love discord now. Sweet get, lass


b9757b (17)  No.88903>>88905

>>88885 (OP)

What is she aside from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?


a7566a (43)  No.88904>>88910

File (hide): f92fe6a93d82332⋯.jpg (123.41 KB, 847x1200, 847:1200, dress.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88901

I've joked about it in the past but I've never encouraged anyone to do it IRL. That is fake news.


66f7b8 (48)  No.88905


10a743 (121)  No.88906>>88911

File (hide): 0a76333cd2b9899⋯.png (214.42 KB, 900x839, 900:839, baseddiscord.png) (h) (u)


70b0db (3)  No.88908

>>88902

Thanks, lass.

* makes a discord and steals traffic from /newbrit/ *


94f91e (41)  No.88909>>88912 >>88916

File (hide): 7f0faf773f1a5ec⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 60.94 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Imp Aryan 10.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88899

Females of the European genotype must be disregarded.


66f7b8 (48)  No.88910>>88913

>>88904

>encouraging me to drink peppermint tea

>prickposting

>trying to get me out of the imperium

I know your game.


b9757b (17)  No.88911

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

b9757b (17)  No.88912

File (hide): 65e8e0196df00cb⋯.png (687.62 KB, 680x680, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


b9757b (17)  No.88913>>88922

>>88910

>prickposting

Top kek


2e8856 (1)  No.88914>>88915 >>88922

>>88898

I like white men only, Mr. yellow fever


94f91e (41)  No.88915

File (hide): e4fd80b88ef2fbe⋯.jpg (16.67 KB, 188x341, 188:341, gay community 1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88914

>liking men


70b0db (3)  No.88916

>>88909

>had a collection of pics of this one qt jap girl who did an butt-focused photo shoot

>lost it all

>can't remember the website/name of the girl


b9757b (17)  No.88917>>88918 >>88930

File (hide): 5e8e33417127647⋯.png (525.64 KB, 662x1177, 662:1177, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): a54e146bd15324c⋯.gif (1.46 MB, 422x437, 422:437, 1377606839913.gif) (h) (u)

>10 months in captivity and still a cuck

http://archive.is/dAPbX


a7566a (43)  No.88918

>>88917

He probably converted in captivity and is going to murder some people at the first opportunity.


bfb93d (4)  No.88919>>88920 >>88921

>>88887

yeah right you haven't

but I meant your whole thing overall, I don't like girl looking boys as avatars

would have had the thread if my Firefox didn't crash. IT would have been a "miscegenation is better than traps" edition.


b9757b (17)  No.88920>>88924

>>88919

>wanting to live in a civic world rather than a huwhite world


a7566a (43)  No.88921>>88924

>>88919

I can't even be anti-miscegenation without causing a fuss around here anymore, smh.


66f7b8 (48)  No.88922>>88923

File (hide): dc94b7be31491f1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 235.95 KB, 1332x1999, 1332:1999, Cwpf00gXUAQZDQh.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88914

You know that's not true. You desperately want a chinky woman to embrace and hug and fug

>>88913

it's not a joke


b9757b (17)  No.88923

>>88922

>it's not a joke

Found it funny, lad


bfb93d (4)  No.88924>>88925 >>88929

>>88920

I don't want the world to be full of dickgirls tho

>>88921

Then stop with the gay propaganda then you can and I'll happily join you


b9757b (17)  No.88925>>88926 >>88927

>>88924

>I don't want the world to be full of dickgirls tho

Rather that than Brazil tbh(which also happens to have a lot of dickgirls for some reason).


bfb93d (4)  No.88926>>88927

>>88925

hmm you're right good point

:thinking:

endgoal of imperium being brazil would be pretty fucking funny


66f7b8 (48)  No.88927>>88928 >>88929

>>88925

>>88926

How could brazil happen from imperium when it will have no wogs, or dagos?


10a743 (121)  No.88928>>88932

>>88927

Aren't indigenous Brazilians of Mongoloid extraction?


a7566a (43)  No.88929>>88931

File (hide): ea625fc7affd6db⋯.jpg (254.42 KB, 642x899, 642:899, boy.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88924

But I've never told anyone to be gay before. Is this about the whole Boku no Pico thing?

>>88927

You'd probably have a Philippines situation instead of Brazil. They also have a large population of mutts and shemales.


94f91e (41)  No.88930

File (hide): f9805223e4a4e44⋯.webm (643.8 KB, 700x500, 7:5, gondola druids.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>88917

>anonymous

F


56f44f (1)  No.88931

>>88929

Philippines is not the end result of imperium. Barely any Spanish or Kano blood there. Lots of chinese mixed with indios mind.

I read it in State and Society in the Philippines


94f91e (41)  No.88932>>88933 >>88934

>>88928

Are indigenous people a significant part of Brazil's population?


b9757b (17)  No.88933

>>88932

Probably. I think their ethnicities are self-reported though.


10a743 (121)  No.88934

>>88932

The Mulatto is involved in most of the mixed population lamb


66f7b8 (48)  No.88935>>88936 >>88938

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH KAY


681bc6 (16)  No.88936>>88937

>>88935

I already feel ill.


66f7b8 (48)  No.88937

>>88936

You'd think she'd improve after doing a video every day for about a year


94f91e (41)  No.88938

>>88935

I'm surprised. It almost looks edible.


b9757b (17)  No.88939

File (hide): 8ddb408cce01ac9⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


bfb93d (4)  No.88940>>88941 >>88942 >>88943 >>88945

File (hide): abd4841eeab1ea9⋯.png (639.74 KB, 1280x1856, 20:29, 35a15285-bde6-49a7-8cb9-0f….png) (h) (u)

PC literally went black with some sort of bursting sound wew. Possibly forever, doesn't seem to be turning on again.

rip old friend.

Anyway came to say goodnight lads


10a743 (121)  No.88941

>>88940

>PC literally went black

You ain't getting it back faaaaaaam


66f7b8 (48)  No.88942

>>88940

night lad


b9757b (17)  No.88943>>88945

>>88940

Wew, lass. Careful so it doesn't start burning. Night


0ffd7b (41)  No.88944

File (hide): 2b50c263b278fc5⋯.jpg (462.45 KB, 1300x1244, 325:311, 1495136036016.jpg) (h) (u)

hey everyone. Aliens was pretty great tbh.


a7566a (43)  No.88945>>88946 >>88947 >>88950 >>88951

File (hide): b7b8bdabf6cd050⋯.png (422.4 KB, 1220x660, 61:33, manga02.png) (h) (u)

>>88940

Night lass.

>>88943

Night lad. I promised myself I would catch up on my lost sleep so it's beddy byes for me.


66f7b8 (48)  No.88946

File (hide): 58ca2643187367d⋯.jpg (174.21 KB, 318x488, 159:244, 1486869506720.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88945

>post gayism

>leaves


b9757b (17)  No.88947>>88950 >>88951

File (hide): 6eb41a2040f0484⋯.png (11.42 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): b9394a01b84a3c1⋯.png (13.58 KB, 750x408, 125:68, db11.png) (h) (u)

>>88945

>Night lad. I promised myself I would catch up on my lost sleep so it's beddy byes for me.

Alright, lass. Thanks for remembering. Goodnight


94f91e (41)  No.88948

File (hide): 1712fd163551269⋯.png (39.5 KB, 858x296, 429:148, NHS learning disabled.png) (h) (u)

This reminds me, I wanted to read Incompetence.


66f7b8 (48)  No.88949

File (hide): 76e81ec0bf43efa⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 100.08 KB, 767x1024, 767:1024, DA2_hz7XgAEmz2Q.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


5405e7 (2)  No.88950>>88952

File (hide): f798d8a4abecda6⋯.gif (1021.21 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 2qt2-2.gif) (h) (u)


10a743 (121)  No.88951

File (hide): 66c861d80df7eba⋯.jpg (17.88 KB, 300x250, 6:5, uguu.jpg) (h) (u)


66f7b8 (48)  No.88952>>88957

>>88950

don't encourage it


10a743 (121)  No.88953

File (hide): e9f1745cc7128f0⋯.jpg (124.91 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Shipka7.jpg) (h) (u)

Time for my n=midnight snack of satsumas


66f7b8 (48)  No.88954>>88956 >>88961 >>88965 >>89006

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>letting autists use the internet


10a743 (121)  No.88955

File (hide): 38e4d82c2f4d869⋯.jpg (115.76 KB, 319x400, 319:400, Shipka9.jpg) (h) (u)

Have a look at the full moon lads


10a743 (121)  No.88956>>88958

File (hide): 55d4dce4b7315ab⋯.jpg (37.05 KB, 274x198, 137:99, Shipka2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88954

Fucking Autistic spectrum dickheads killed Cleopatra. SHE WAS BITTEN BY AN ASPIE!


5405e7 (2)  No.88957

File (hide): 317e59d6f4402e9⋯.webm (2.1 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Eddie Vedder - You've Got….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>88952

>wanting to discourage true love

No.

continues to peep on 22st and Neo through the closet door cracks


94f91e (41)  No.88958

File (hide): 5468e5255f38f81⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 425x233, 425:233, No John you are the demons.gif) (h) (u)


0ffd7b (41)  No.88959

The start was a bit like Space Odyssey or something but it got into some classic Alien action but with a twist


0ffd7b (41)  No.88960>>88963

Good cinematography and didn't see that end coming!


94f91e (41)  No.88961

>>88954

>England flag in the background

*reports her for racist sentiment*


0ffd7b (41)  No.88962

All in all I give it 7 Lains out of 10


10a743 (121)  No.88963>>88964

>>88960

Just like the blind man who fell off a cliff lmao


0ffd7b (41)  No.88964


006263 (17)  No.88965

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>88954

>letting neurotypicals use the autist's supreme creation otherwise known as the clearnet


10a743 (121)  No.88966>>88967

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Lad at 1:24 has "Build that Wall" on his shirt


b9757b (17)  No.88967>>88969

>>88966

Why are you watching these?


8555df (2)  No.88968>>88970 >>88971

Banned by the tyrannical SA again! I was about to post that I'd be a good boi and use the innocent sinner repents by licking mod boots image and beg for clemency, but he mercilessly cut me down before I had the chance, with no right of an appeal. Banned for 4 whole hours. His reign of cruel tyranny must end. But who will save the humble shitposters of our community by stealthily infiltrating the mod ranks as a nofun faggot and then seize control to remove all rules and wordfilters? Who could make such a sacrifice and not shitpost for weeks, maybe even months, fighting his natural need to satiate his autism?

Will it be you, Sir?

Or maybe you.

Or yes, yes, you, over there!

Onward to victory. Heil the true unified Brit/pol/! Heil our posters!


10a743 (121)  No.88969

>>88967

Sexy little sixteen year old gfs fam (I put my own music over it though smh)


006263 (17)  No.88970>>88971 >>88973

File (hide): a539b5e3fe70d68⋯.png (159.61 KB, 1000x776, 125:97, 22st burden of the sweets.png) (h) (u)

>>88968

Everyone's waiting for pembs and 22st to transform into their true selves to take on the tyrants of /brit/. Until then there's nothing any of us can do.


0ffd7b (41)  No.88971

>>88968

welcome refugee

>>88970

I've lost the flame to fight..


10a743 (121)  No.88972

File (hide): 014268110302018⋯.png (10.71 KB, 800x800, 1:1, BumBumDafty.png) (h) (u)

Post your willies for me lads for I am dafty and ham horn


b9757b (17)  No.88973>>88975 >>88983

File (hide): 3cefb5816a0ca53⋯.mp4 (1.67 MB, 540x360, 3:2, Truly become a monster dan….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>88970

Our true selves have been revealed. We are the tyrants now. There is no safe space for anybody.


66f7b8 (48)  No.88974

File (hide): 8897b64924e9130⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.51 KB, 640x959, 640:959, DBF8A9_WAAIzmQ0.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


8555df (2)  No.88975>>88976

>>88973

>that oc

Kek. Shouldn't have stopped dual browsing but with the election /brit/ threads have been busy so I did. Y-you haven't really become tyrants these last few weeks, you're just memeing r-right?


b9757b (17)  No.88976

>>88975

I've banned people, lad… that OC is from somebody else' video lad


10a743 (121)  No.88977>>88993

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This one is entirely lasses


66f7b8 (48)  No.88978

File (hide): 594d1b97bb31610⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.94 KB, 940x1280, 47:64, 594d1b97bb31610f2b8ceb79ce….jpg) (h) (u)

join the imperium leon


10a743 (121)  No.88979

I want the mongs to get genocided


0ffd7b (41)  No.88980>>88981

File (hide): d7031e8ef4f4066⋯.png (12.99 KB, 82x91, 82:91, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

displeased kay emote


66f7b8 (48)  No.88981

File (hide): 92b4b5db5fc963f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 6.7 KB, 146x200, 73:100, 92b4b5db5fc963f64ad3bb9968….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 487f4b6be405c5e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 5.79 KB, 131x200, 131:200, 1463559974506.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88980

these two please lad


10a743 (121)  No.88982

File (hide): abef9e46cff9e2f⋯.png (106.32 KB, 800x800, 1:1, EurovisionBumBum.png) (h) (u)

Time to sing.


e6d864 (1)  No.88983

File (hide): bc58e7f8cc211f5⋯.gif (4 MB, 229x198, 229:198, byetbh.gif) (h) (u)

>>88973

>we are the tyrants

Then I've failed. See you lads the next time around.


10a743 (121)  No.88984

File (hide): 2be448576feecea⋯.png (10.52 KB, 800x800, 1:1, BumBumMoIHQ.png) (h) (u)


66f7b8 (48)  No.88985

File (hide): 896a272d2d2690d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 90.77 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1484432531783.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 696163bae9ba1e2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.01 KB, 425x638, 425:638, 1484414739694.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 4d236e5c084a6b9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.53 KB, 413x275, 413:275, 1484416552694.jpg) (h) (u)


10a743 (121)  No.88986>>88988 >>88992

File (hide): 13207d8f3cd4b2d⋯.png (17 KB, 800x800, 1:1, BumBumMechSuitLab.png) (h) (u)


94f91e (41)  No.88987>>88989

File (hide): 9737c02e00e992b⋯.png (17.24 KB, 812x235, 812:235, Welsh train.png) (h) (u)


b9757b (17)  No.88988>>88991

>>88986

Mech mk3?


94f91e (41)  No.88989

File (hide): ebd6484f6da358d⋯.gif (257.06 KB, 812x235, 812:235, Welsh train.gif) (h) (u)


0ffd7b (41)  No.88990

File (hide): c4916dd2efd1c8b⋯.png (173.32 KB, 640x841, 640:841, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


10a743 (121)  No.88991

>>88988

Soon m'lamb, soon . . .


681bc6 (16)  No.88992

File (hide): 3f75647a481a6e7⋯.jpg (22.01 KB, 200x282, 100:141, binhappy.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88986

Hahahahaha!

No threat to the Binperium!


30f5d7 (1)  No.88993>>88994

File (hide): e6b0eeaa3d5aacc⋯.png (127.58 KB, 300x300, 1:1, PE119.png) (h) (u)

>>88977

Lad, why do you like these so much?


681bc6 (16)  No.88994

>>88993

Because it's extremely gay.


0ffd7b (41)  No.88995

People are less likely to accept new information when it conflicts with the political outcomes they want

http://www.psypost.org/2017/06/study-trump-clinton-supporters-accept-new-information-conforms-desires-49118


0ffd7b (41)  No.88996

File (hide): 470027cf2fdda5a⋯.png (569.81 KB, 647x694, 647:694, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


c879d7 (2)  No.88997

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c879d7 (2)  No.88998>>89009

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

test


5790eb (2)  No.88999

Wait, so it's OK to be a 22st LARD ASS, and like TRAPS, but MISCEGENATION is like totally verboten?


5790eb (2)  No.89000

cunts?


19f5bd (17)  No.89001>>89004

Morning lads


11cda3 (1)  No.89002

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a16529 (2)  No.89003

STOP FUCKING UP MY BAGELS YOU FUCKING RETARDS


a16529 (2)  No.89004>>89005

>>89001

ey up


19f5bd (17)  No.89005

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>89004

Only just found out the Chemical Brothers are still making new music smdh


a89cbc (23)  No.89006

File (hide): bc197b46c15ab4b⋯.jpg (157.45 KB, 1096x840, 137:105, inferior beings.jpg) (h) (u)

>>88954

Autist masterrace tbh.


a7566a (43)  No.89007>>89010

File (hide): 1728950f4e86dd5⋯.jpg (25.43 KB, 434x366, 217:183, 1397930699299.jpg) (h) (u)

>media bullying the DUP

>Soros narratives allowed free air time

>no contrary points of view allowed

Depressing. And most of their die hard opponents didn't even know who they were until yesterday afternoon.


f46852 (185)  No.89008>>89011

File (hide): a81710db768af55⋯.webm (101.89 KB, 260x360, 13:18, Lads and lasses.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Morning lasses and lads


f46852 (185)  No.89009

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>88998

Another fresh Sammy


f46852 (185)  No.89010

File (hide): 3de411a1fd91f46⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89007

DUUUUUUUUP??


a7566a (43)  No.89011>>89012 >>89013

>>89008

I posted with my trip on /brit/ by accident but managed to delete the post quickly.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


a89cbc (23)  No.89012>>89014

File (hide): b8484d143ccd16b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 81.14 KB, 634x715, 634:715, article-2227186-06098A5A00….jpg) (h) (u)

>>89011

Lucky you escaped the bullies

*menaces you


f46852 (185)  No.89013

>>89011

Lucky, lass. You almost got bullied to death.

SHANT BE M'LADY


f46852 (185)  No.89014>>89016

>>89012

Why didn't they just put him on ADHD meds and make him a good boy?


f46852 (185)  No.89015

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*posts content of the one who must not be named*


a89cbc (23)  No.89016>>89018

>>89014

Should have been expelled for his hate crimes against that poor LGBT boy Walter. smh.


f46852 (185)  No.89017>>89019 >>89020 >>89021

File (hide): 7794da892849eb1⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.69 MB, 2123x1613, 2123:1613, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Is there such a thing as too thicc?


f46852 (185)  No.89018

>>89016

Yes

>Though Walter is portrayed as the antagonist of the strip, he is often a victim of Dennis' bullying.

>Because of Walter's profoundly feminine behaviour, it is argued that Walter is actually gay.[2] Because of this speculation, not only did he have a girlfriend created for him, but Dennis the Menace also had to soften his antics against Walter in fear it would be seen as homophobic bullying.[3][4]

WEW


a89cbc (23)  No.89019>>89022

>>89017

Ha. She's like a queen ant. It's kind of cute. I wonder what her eggs smell like


19f5bd (17)  No.89020>>89022

>>89017

Lad where do you get these?


a7566a (43)  No.89021

File (hide): f5fc23029f1bbd3⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 1000x1423, 1000:1423, smile3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89017

There is an upper limit to thicc and this has clearly passed it.


f46852 (185)  No.89022

File (hide): 874607fe0400b5d⋯.png (294.04 KB, 861x467, 861:467, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89020

4chan. It was just a random pic, it wasn't a thread dedicated to it.

>>89019

Haha


f46852 (185)  No.89023>>89028

File (hide): 26877f3d20fd9aa⋯.png (848.11 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): f4f47ec5c304d3b⋯.png (570.46 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

DON'T talk to me until I've had my first sip of joe


a7566a (43)  No.89024>>89025 >>89026 >>89036

File (hide): 86944b798aef1da⋯.jpg (75.15 KB, 385x360, 77:72, sweat2.jpg) (h) (u)

Another day, another fresh Astolfo that's too revealing to actually post.

I wish these artists weren't such creeps tbh.


19f5bd (17)  No.89025>>89027 >>89030

>>89024

>Fanart of an Anime grill

I'm not sure what you were expecting


f46852 (185)  No.89026>>89030

>>89024

>I wish these artists weren't such creeps tbh.

Aren't you looking for them on a porn site, lass?


f46852 (185)  No.89027>>89036

File (hide): 619348d2f933115⋯.jpg (208.43 KB, 470x595, 94:119, 1425123406848.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89025

>grill


a89cbc (23)  No.89028>>89029

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f46852 (185)  No.89029

>>89028

Just let him out. What's the worst thing that could happen?


a7566a (43)  No.89030>>89031

>>89025

I guess it comes with the territory given the subject matter, yeah.

>>89026

Not strictly porn, just fanart in general. I wouldn't classify this as pornographic but of it is a bit lewd.


f46852 (185)  No.89031>>89033

>>89030

>I guess it comes with the territory given the subject matter, yeah.

Especially with what he is. Definitely gets more sexualised fanart/porn because of that.

>Not strictly porn, just fanart in general. I wouldn't classify this as pornographic but of it is a bit lewd.

Yeah, it's kind of cute. I wouldn't really call it creepy. Just wouldn't make sense to post it here.


f46852 (185)  No.89032

File (hide): b7e302d07b5442f⋯.png (612.9 KB, 421x600, 421:600, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 2c6248d2c7dc8b9⋯.png (3.04 MB, 1100x1557, 1100:1557, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Two other things that are fresh today. Boku no Hero Academia is already out while Shingeki no Kyojin is out in a few hours.


a7566a (43)  No.89033

File (hide): c76a7b43d5473a4⋯.jpg (135.94 KB, 521x877, 521:877, boy2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89031

It's worth it for the non-lewd cute images, as rare as those are.


f46852 (185)  No.89034>>89060

File (hide): 92d455692c959e7⋯.png (210.5 KB, 581x581, 1:1, 1477288688516.png) (h) (u)

STAY OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOOOOM ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONE FOOT IN AND MY PERSONAL SPACE IS INVADED

Brother having friends over later too so guess I'll stay in my room today.


f46852 (185)  No.89035>>89039 >>89045

File (hide): 2e7d7584f160748⋯.png (5.32 MB, 2100x2542, 1050:1271, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): cf43cb20d3d6734⋯.png (625.01 KB, 512x724, 128:181, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 5b876689a9b2987⋯.png (1.83 MB, 800x1216, 25:38, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>Gaius Julius Caesar

Wew. This series sure likes to take some liberties.


19f5bd (17)  No.89036>>89038

>>89027

W-what? You're telling me that >>89024

isn't a girl?


f46852 (185)  No.89037

>Alexander the Great is a giant redhead while Gilgamesh is Aryan


f46852 (185)  No.89038>>89042

>>89036

Yeah. Flat chest and bulge.


a89cbc (23)  No.89039>>89040

>>89035

Why is he wearing a shirt and tie though?


f46852 (185)  No.89040>>89041

>>89039

Because they are heroes from the past summoned into the current year.


a89cbc (23)  No.89041>>89043

>>89040

Oh, okay.


19f5bd (17)  No.89042

>>89038

>Flat chest and bulge.

Top fukken kek, serves me right for not paying close enough attention. Fucking nips and their love of androgyny


f46852 (185)  No.89043>>89044

File (hide): dd69cdd1c008208⋯.png (751.81 KB, 1280x1012, 320:253, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89041

This is Hercules. Ancient Greeks confirmed black monsters.


a89cbc (23)  No.89044>>89046

>>89043

What does Zeus look like in this universe?


a7566a (43)  No.89045>>89047

File (hide): 7d6d14a44c94173⋯.jpg (357.51 KB, 960x960, 1:1, summer dress.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89035

They just draw whatever weird shit they think of. I'm surprised they don't just recycle their original formula of cool dudes, hot chicks and genderswapping the whole time because that seems to sell but at least they try to keep things fresh. Nobody is going to draw much porn of Caesar though.


f46852 (185)  No.89046

File (hide): 84b39bd9eb482a1⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1000x1231, 1000:1231, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89044

Don't think I've seen him. This is Alexander the Great


f46852 (185)  No.89047>>89050

File (hide): 56c2294dadf80f4⋯.png (2.12 MB, 1120x1408, 35:44, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89045

>Nobody is going to draw much porn of Caesar though.

He's pure. Weird how they picked Astolfo though. He seems so obscure. I hadn't heart about him until I googled him just now.


f46852 (185)  No.89048>>89049 >>89053 >>89055 >>89136

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH GOLDEN LION OF THE NORTH

Why I am Pagan and not Christian. Also, Yes I am Blessed by the Gods

Finally we'll know.


f46852 (185)  No.89049>>89052

File (hide): 3f7ddfed1174860⋯.jpg (26.93 KB, 228x260, 57:65, 1431090488697.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89048

>There are some guys who say I am not blessed by any gods

>Who are you? I've never heard of you. Nobody in the west has ever heard of you. You have the charisma of a damp rag and the looks of a low testosterone beta leftist


a7566a (43)  No.89050>>89051 >>89054

File (hide): 55cc48e34d9bc68⋯.jpg (788.54 KB, 923x1200, 923:1200, sword.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89047

Astolfo is a massive stretch since he's a side character from a work of medieval fiction. They've plowed through a lot of the well known historical/mythological characters already and they're probably running out of stuff to play with.


f46852 (185)  No.89051>>89056

File (hide): b890da386a085f2⋯.png (271.12 KB, 400x523, 400:523, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89050

>Astolfo uses his magic horn to capture the giant Caligorante, and then parades the giant from town to town, forcing him to act as his beast of burden

Wew. Yeah I can understand that. There are plenty of Heroes in Evropa though so they can keep going for a while.


a89cbc (23)  No.89052

File (hide): e7bf2e6862a479f⋯.jpg (40.64 KB, 326x374, 163:187, a barage of farage.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89049

Based.


e163a3 (18)  No.89053>>89059

>>89048

>And here we go again. Christians insulting Pagans and Pagans insulting Christians.

but whenever this comes up its 90% pagans insulting christians


19f5bd (17)  No.89054>>89057

>>89050

>take a side character from medieval fiction

>turn him into a trap

FUCKING NIPS


e163a3 (18)  No.89055>>89058 >>89069

>>89048

>decide to go walk in countryside

>look over

>see big almost naked man in the middle of the field by himself

posing and shadow boxing

wat do?


f46852 (185)  No.89056

File (hide): 5a02c908aa0abd1⋯.png (991.49 KB, 800x1049, 800:1049, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


a7566a (43)  No.89057

File (hide): babb30c731abd75⋯.jpg (102.89 KB, 665x904, 665:904, school4.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89054

He's supposed to be an English prince and a big lady's man but that must have been lost in translation somehow.

When they did Arthur they made her 100% female, and then they made Francis Drake a girl who crossdressed as a man. I think Astolfo is the only actual trap.


f46852 (185)  No.89058>>89062

>>89055

>A) Be a beyata leftist and turn around and walk away

>B) Salute him with an open palm to show that you mean no harm before approaching like a truefriend and asking him for advice on how to achieve his Godlike physique


19f5bd (17)  No.89059

>>89053

And Christians do more than their fair share of insulting Pagans to make up for it, the whole thing is fucking exhausting tbh


10a743 (121)  No.89060>>89061

>>89034

Kill them lad. They violated your NAP


f46852 (185)  No.89061

File (hide): 031479fa0019c01⋯.png (39.32 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89060

True. I've warned them before. I'll stand my ground


10a743 (121)  No.89062>>89064

>>89058

>C). Give him a cheeky wank


f46852 (185)  No.89063>>89065

File (hide): 17c5b653966e268⋯.png (8.05 MB, 2592x1944, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>No kekistan birthday cake


f46852 (185)  No.89064

>>89062

I guess that's what Odin would want.


a7566a (43)  No.89065>>89068 >>89070

File (hide): ccf2974a73b0dc4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 557.75 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, butt3.jpg) (h) (u)

Imagine commissioning art of a trap from a chinese cartoon and the artist sticks your facebook page on it so everyone knows.

>>89063

Cakes should never be pea green. I wouldn't eat that.


e163a3 (18)  No.89066>>89072

File (hide): 839f19eeb582940⋯.jpg (73.06 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, LKEu6vF.jpg) (h) (u)

I CAN DO THIS! I NEVER GIVE UP AND I WILL SUCCEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


f46852 (185)  No.89067

File (hide): 6a275f7dade5f04⋯.png (862.46 KB, 1251x824, 1251:824, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED

>The plans were a central part of the Conservative campaign, which failed to decisively win the backing of the electorate

>In the speech, given in Downing Street after losing her majority but still looking to form a government, she laid out a series of plans that she hopes to carry out at what she called a "critical time for our country".

>One of those will be "cracking down on the ideology of Islamist extremism and all those who support it," she said in the short speech. And she will also "give the police and the authorities the powers they need to keep our country safe".

>During the election campaign, the prime minister refused to rule out Chinese-style internet censorship as part of that regulation plan, suggesting that she might look to shut down or ban companies that didn't comply with her controversial proposals.

>Almost all of Ms May's plans for stopping terror have focused on internet communications, despite there being no proof that they are responsible for recent attacks. She said after the London Bridge attack that she planned four ways to stop terror, which included internet regulation alongside countering propaganda and segregation.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

>Experts have warned that those plans for internet regulation could in fact make life easier for terrorists.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/london-attack-theresa-may-internet-regulation-terrorist-networks-jihadis-surveillance-privacy-a7773021.html


10a743 (121)  No.89068>>89071

>>89065

>Cakes should never be pea green. I wouldn't eat that.

It's called icing deal with it


a89cbc (23)  No.89069

>>89055

I got me willy out in a rainstorm the other day, tbh.


f46852 (185)  No.89070

>>89065

>Imagine commissioning art of a trap from a chinese cartoon and the artist sticks your facebook page on it so everyone knows.

Looking at their site I don't think they'd mind. They probably want more attention given that it's a shop.


a7566a (43)  No.89071>>89073 >>89075

>>89068

Icing should be white or red or some normal colour that just shows off the flavour then that's fine. But when it's dyed a sickly green I don't want to touch it.


f46852 (185)  No.89072>>89074

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>89066

DO IT LAD


10a743 (121)  No.89073

>>89071

You truly are a massive autist lamb


10a743 (121)  No.89074>>89076

>>89072

*falls into sink*


f46852 (185)  No.89075>>89077 >>89078 >>89080

File (hide): 5734ba4b0535f59⋯.png (8.93 MB, 2668x2074, 1334:1037, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89071

But that's wrong, lass


f46852 (185)  No.89076

>>89074

DON'T GET SUCKED INTO THE DRAIN LAMB


10a743 (121)  No.89077>>89079

>>89075

Are Queen looks like she is about to stab the paki cunt lmao


a7566a (43)  No.89078>>89081

File (hide): a661398dcd33f97⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 675.18 KB, 709x1000, 709:1000, a night out.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89075

Where are the natural colours? More importantly why is it falling over?


f46852 (185)  No.89079

File (hide): 05f68fa58f1be93⋯.png (95.7 KB, 400x192, 25:12, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89077

Hope it's an anti-stab knife


a89cbc (23)  No.89080>>89081

>>89075

Do those cakes even taste good? They never look appetising tbh. They look like hats. Why would you make cakes like that? How about some chocolate, and some strawberries on top, you bloody toffs.


f46852 (185)  No.89081>>89088

File (hide): 5ea827c33367588⋯.png (847.12 KB, 600x900, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89078

Crumbling under white oppression of course. Surprise she didn't make it a brown diverse cake.

>>89080

It looks artificial but I kind of want to taste it. Don't know what type of cake it is though.

Pavlova is my favourite tbh no bullies.


a7566a (43)  No.89082>>89084 >>89091

File (hide): db8a32ec5e82ae7⋯.jpg (588.14 KB, 736x1000, 92:125, icecream3.jpg) (h) (u)

I'm going out to do some gardening for a while, stay safe.


f46852 (185)  No.89083>>89085

File (hide): 7ace7126e875608⋯.png (522.93 KB, 710x473, 710:473, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Solar panel wall sounds really dumb to me tbh. Aren't solar panels expensive and ineffective? Also imagine the maintenance that would be required.


f46852 (185)  No.89084

>>89082

Later, lass. Build up that immune system by playing in the dirt. Going to hide in my room until it's safe outside tbh.


a89cbc (23)  No.89085>>89092

>>89083

Is it worth bothering with solar pannels in Britain? Some one needs to come up with rain pannels.


e163a3 (18)  No.89086>>89092

File (hide): f8b8ab1fd96da18⋯.png (41.72 KB, 500x300, 5:3, Facebook-7c9ff0.png) (h) (u)

CAN I MAKE AN OBSERVATION?!?!?!1!!!

YOU HAD BREAKFAST AN HOUR AGO AND NOW YOUR EEATING AGAIN WHY DO YOU KEEP EEATINGSFAD[ YH9IG GERA[H9IPO AGEHRIPUWGRF DIPOUGBTRPOIGEBRTFAPOIJGERTAIPOHU

>actually had breakfast almost 4 hours ago

>breakfast was one half tin of spaghetti and one piece of bread so about 230 calories (NOT A LOT)

>now im just taking a appple and doing one sandwich


f46852 (185)  No.89087>>89090 >>89091 >>89096 >>89099

File (hide): 08caf3b476029b7⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1600x1279, 1600:1279, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

EVROPA


10a743 (121)  No.89088>>89091 >>89092

>>89081

Eton Mess is my favourite. I used to bully people who liked other desserts back when I was the dessert bully smh


10a743 (121)  No.89089

Just done a poo and a huge streak of poo went up my bum and I had to use a wet wipe to clean it smh


e163a3 (18)  No.89090

File (hide): aff6ff4f4cd9b80⋯.jpg (25.75 KB, 620x424, 155:106, evil_dead_2_bruce_campbell.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89087

>Now we are together


0ffd7b (41)  No.89091>>89092 >>89093

>>89082

based, have fun

>>89087

I have your back and you have mine

>>89088

looks messy aha


f46852 (185)  No.89092>>89093 >>89098

File (hide): 951a3ddf7f06a10⋯.png (23.49 KB, 425x273, 425:273, Eternal Anglo BTFO.png) (h) (u)

>>89085

Vanlad has them on his van, but yeah, doesn't help much if the sun isn't out.

>>89086

Your mummy hasn't heard about having a healthy snack?

>>89088

If you're anything like my brother you'd end up having eton mess every time there were desserts.

>>89091

Yeah, I have your back…

Morning, lass


10a743 (121)  No.89093>>89094

>>89091

>>89092

I'm trying to diversify my dessert consumption tbh smh


f46852 (185)  No.89094>>89095

>>89093

>eating and demanding anything but your favourite

LASS


10a743 (121)  No.89095>>89097

>>89094

Mummy says I should find new favourite

she is a bully smh


a89cbc (23)  No.89096>>89097 >>89102

>>89087

>peaceful multicultural pagan europe

>things that happened


f46852 (185)  No.89097

>>89095

>not sighing and running back to your room and slamming the door and waiting for her to get you what you want after she starts to feel guilty

>>89096

We have learned now. NO MORE BROTHER WARS


0ffd7b (41)  No.89098>>89100

>>89092

It's fine because it's an ethnic war lad! we just need to kill everyone that isn't celtic and there will be peace!


19f5bd (17)  No.89099

>>89087

>Thracian

>Posts a Celt

wew


f46852 (185)  No.89100>>89104

File (hide): 05d87d4a4c426d5⋯.jpg (78.58 KB, 444x146, 222:73, 1427086105556.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89098

>tfw we'll just pretend to be allies and then…


f46852 (185)  No.89101>>89107

File (hide): 23e093ed47dc5de⋯.jpg (29.05 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1484910853612.jpg) (h) (u)

>It's a Romans steal are helmets, swords and mail armour episode


19f5bd (17)  No.89102>>89106

>>89096

Europe has always been divided and war-ridden, it has fuck all to do with religion smh


f46852 (185)  No.89103>>89106 >>89107 >>89120 >>89122 >>89124

File (hide): 97da03bf0dffe8c⋯.png (864.59 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


0ffd7b (41)  No.89104>>89108

File (hide): 369cae417c3723a⋯.jpg (295.79 KB, 1200x1450, 24:29, 1496913140887.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89100

The South East Welsh always seemed a little funny to me..


f46852 (185)  No.89105>>89115 >>89315

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw most advanced civilisation on Earth is black


10a743 (121)  No.89106>>89109

>>89102

Wrong! Everyone knows are pagan ancestors just talked it out over the occasional human sacrifice unlike those Xtians who are always sneaking up on a nigga and stabbing him in the back smh

>>89103

==AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH==

MUMMY! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


19f5bd (17)  No.89107>>89109

>>89101

But they did lad

>>89103

>TERRIFYING WEAPONS

>ceramic knife

Oh ffs


f46852 (185)  No.89108>>89122

File (hide): 4602adffba981d9⋯.png (224.35 KB, 640x441, 640:441, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89104

What did she mean by this? Also cute raifu. What did you name yours? I named my Gungnir after the name of Odin's spear


f46852 (185)  No.89109>>89110 >>89116

>>89107

>But they did lad

Yeah. Smh

>>89106

She will, lad. She'll ban knives and censor the internet and keep us safe from words and sticks and stones.


10a743 (121)  No.89110>>89112

>>89109

I hope so. I heard a bigot say that he knew a pakistani lady during his conversation on the bus. How would he know she was pakistani if race isn't real? Also I hear they're teaching French in SCHOOLS. How can you fucking teach French if everyone is the same AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh


10a743 (121)  No.89111>>89112

trips for AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


f46852 (185)  No.89112>>89113

>>89110

>>89111

Why didn't you reply to the we wuz kans video, lad? I thought you loved the BBC smh(which a real anti-racist would of course)


10a743 (121)  No.89113>>89115

>>89112

Which one is that?


f46852 (185)  No.89114>>89132

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Where the fuck did all those views and likes come from?


f46852 (185)  No.89115>>89118


19f5bd (17)  No.89116

>>89109

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_(armour)

>but there are examples of Etruscan pattern mail dating from at least the 4th century BC.

Well bugger me, looks like you were right


a89cbc (23)  No.89117>>89119

File (hide): c8b4b9903e21289⋯.png (91 KB, 1312x850, 656:425, cake boy.png) (h) (u)


10a743 (121)  No.89118

>>89115

*becomes aroused at the thought of Black panthers raping me*

smh, hope bigots don't stop them tbh


f46852 (185)  No.89119

>>89117

Mummy made me this way, mummy pays


94f91e (41)  No.89120>>89129

File (hide): 47a199f6f5dde14⋯.jpg (81.31 KB, 620x387, 620:387, white van.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89103

>terrifying weapons

>no picture of a van


10a743 (121)  No.89121

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

yo mayn we wuz kangs n sheeeeit


0ffd7b (41)  No.89122>>89126 >>89129

File (hide): 5229f0ad06bc713⋯.png (856.57 KB, 510x594, 85:99, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89103

Just look at the way that leather strip is wrapped around the handle… I'm going to faint

>>89108

All tribes that don't speak with the Pembrokian inflection must go lad

Kek your ancestors would be proud. Mine is called Prapius after the fertility god that pees on people's gardens to make them grow bigger apparently.


0ffd7b (41)  No.89123>>89125 >>89128 >>89129

>Priapus' iconic attribute was his priapism (permanently erect penis); he probably absorbed some pre-existing ithyphallic deities as his cult developed. He was represented in a variety of ways, most commonly as a misshapen gnome-like figure with an enormous erect phallus. Statues of Priapus were common in ancient Greece and Rome, standing in gardens or at doorways and crossroads. To propitiate Priapus, the traveler would stroke the statue's penis as he passed by. The Athenians often conflated Priapus with Hermes, the god of boundaries, and depicted a hybrid deity with a winged helmet, sandals, and huge erection

wew


a89cbc (23)  No.89124>>89129 >>89140

>>89103

>when you want to look cool for your jihadi matrs, but the last knife in the shop is a gay purple one, so you wrap some leater round the handle and try to role with it


19f5bd (17)  No.89125

>>89123

> To propitiate Priapus, the traveler would stroke the statue's penis as he passed by.

kek


94f91e (41)  No.89126>>89127

>>89122

>In Greek mythology, Priapus (/praɪˈeɪpəs/;[1] Greek: Πρίαπος, Priapos) was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia. Priapus is marked by his oversized, permanent erection

He's the god of BBK


10a743 (121)  No.89127

File (hide): 4b940493c1174ff⋯.png (10.01 KB, 800x800, 1:1, NOTGAYYYYYY.png) (h) (u)

>>89126

STROKE ME PENIS FOR GARDENING GAINZ


10a743 (121)  No.89128>>89131

File (hide): ca899c7cb8dd854⋯.png (183.72 KB, 663x705, 221:235, BasedBaganism.png) (h) (u)


f46852 (185)  No.89129>>89131

>>89120

The van is in the article, but people don't have the same reaction to it as the knife. It's kind of weird because both are everyday tools.

>>89122

>Prapius

Looks nice and swarthy, lad. A true Celt that cares for our forests.

>>89123

Top fucking kek. Based pagans and their phalluses.

>>89124

Top kek.


f46852 (185)  No.89130>>89131

File (hide): 212f2b8d8e31ebc⋯.png (1.09 MB, 978x718, 489:359, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

WE WUZ


0ffd7b (41)  No.89131

File (hide): 17fc5d89d9208c8⋯.png (62.77 KB, 236x179, 236:179, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89128

based

>>89129

you've been GNOMED

>>89130

Nordicism is the Uncle Addy sanctioned ideology tbh


94f91e (41)  No.89132>>89134

File (hide): 058bbfa1f4e1af3⋯.jpg (68.67 KB, 902x500, 451:250, not argument.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89114

>jokes about penises

My favourite part is being told that we wouldn't stand a chance if muslims were all terrorists. I sure feel safer now.


f46852 (185)  No.89134

>>89132

Wouldn't want to radicalise them, lad. Just submit peacefully.


0ffd7b (41)  No.89135>>89138 >>89139

I thought he's Christian because of the Varg fight?


f46852 (185)  No.89136>>89137

>89133

Give no (You)s to this post. This one >>89048 posted the video first.


0ffd7b (41)  No.89137

>>89136

Sorry lass


f46852 (185)  No.89138>>89141

>>89135

Nah he's always been pagan. I thought he was Christian too at first. Think I even told you… and then I told you he was pagan smh


e163a3 (18)  No.89139>>89141

>>89135

no

he disagreed with varg

then varg said after a few responses (go made one, varg made THREE) that he was dropping go because of his support for christianity

hes not christian, he just doesnt hate it so varg got mad although it was obviously only because he disareed with him as go views on christianity have always been the saem


a89cbc (23)  No.89140>>89143 >>89144 >>89145

File (hide): 0a56f8e5f9d7a24⋯.png (74.28 KB, 1208x736, 151:92, girly ahmed.png) (h) (u)


0ffd7b (41)  No.89141

File (hide): c33432ba18c71fb⋯.png (420.52 KB, 1098x1645, 1098:1645, lain bear.png) (h) (u)

>>89138

>>89139

oh alright that makes sense, oops


0ffd7b (41)  No.89142>>89146 >>89148

haha I'm so glad based Mummy May is still in http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-election-latest-internet-regulation-downing-street-speech-manifesto-a7783186.html

Theresa May looks set to launch wide-ranging internet regulation and plans to fundamentally change how technology works despite not having won a majority.


94f91e (41)  No.89143

File (hide): fbb2fc90844a7f0⋯.gif (2.01 MB, 320x240, 4:3, noice.gif) (h) (u)


0ffd7b (41)  No.89144


f46852 (185)  No.89145>>89147 >>89148

File (hide): f6a138c508bc219⋯.png (460.1 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89140

Poor lad. Should have gotten something like this.


f46852 (185)  No.89146

>>89142

I love her, lads. I feel safer already


0ffd7b (41)  No.89147>>89154

File (hide): f95ae8e20e5241c⋯.png (82.4 KB, 299x375, 299:375, 1491040758930.png) (h) (u)

>>89145

the death penalty should be brought back for people who buy these weapons of mass destruction


94f91e (41)  No.89148>>89155

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>89142

I don't have a good enough reaction image for this.

>>89145

Should've followed vid related.


f46852 (185)  No.89149>>89151 >>89153

File (hide): 3b9f42075834c0d⋯.webm (639.34 KB, 450x360, 5:4, 1496421696083[1].webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>ywn be a comfy sloth relaxing all day


f46852 (185)  No.89150>>89156

File (hide): e6b578352e7d680⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*hangs myself to dry*


0ffd7b (41)  No.89151>>89152

>>89149

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


f46852 (185)  No.89152

File (hide): f2f5be604cb2581⋯.jpg (68.06 KB, 225x312, 75:104, 1425675495471.jpg) (h) (u)


10a743 (121)  No.89153>>89155

>>89149

>tfw basically am

smdh

Will have to get a job soon tbh


f46852 (185)  No.89154

File (hide): d29fbcca4a46f25⋯.png (299.11 KB, 1155x1155, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89147

Don't make me kill you in self defence, lass


f46852 (185)  No.89155

>>89148

>It actually works

cool

>>89153

Yeah, same


0ffd7b (41)  No.89156>>89160

File (hide): 855c0e50f1f8e63⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1000x678, 500:339, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89150

>tfw no giant sloth pet you can take the whole family out for comfy walks on


f46852 (185)  No.89157>>89158

File (hide): 3b9f42075834c0d⋯.webm (639.34 KB, 450x360, 5:4, 1496421696083[1].webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

THE WEAK


f46852 (185)  No.89158>>89159

File (hide): 35430b04ab7b639⋯.webm (2.99 MB, 480x278, 240:139, 1496421925513[1].webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>89157

SHOULD FEAR


f46852 (185)  No.89159

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>89158

THE STRONG


f46852 (185)  No.89160>>89164

>>89156

BIG LADS. As if that wasn't enough I hear some of them had armour in their skin similar to that of a crocodiles.

>we still managed to kill them and eat them

smh


f46852 (185)  No.89161

File (hide): c3738e6041ef1bc⋯.png (225.73 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>ywn commit terrorism with this ring knife spider thing


e163a3 (18)  No.89162

File (hide): 275c226064284b5⋯.gif (42.57 KB, 165x115, 33:23, 923.gif) (h) (u)

>slams door so it vibrates through the whole house

have a headache now it fucking hurt

thanks mummy


10a743 (121)  No.89163>>89165

yo i'mcollecting pogs i love pogs they are fun and have all my favourite characters and i can trade them and do battle with them hahahaha it's going to be soooooo awesome


0ffd7b (41)  No.89164

File (hide): 2d7cd989cf7107c⋯.jpg (289.11 KB, 1024x823, 1024:823, 1495571622371.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89160

there must be a solution to this human question


98eba8 (4)  No.89165

>>89163

Swapsies lad


98eba8 (4)  No.89166>>89167

>in london

>pint of bitter is £3

Ahhhhhh BEST FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE


0ffd7b (41)  No.89167>>89168

>>89166

>in london

lad..


98eba8 (4)  No.89168

>>89167

smh lad work is work. I charge more for London so Im happy - also got a £20 tip this morning and sold another window.


10a743 (121)  No.89169>>89170 >>89172 >>89173

>Masturbate into condoms

>Mummy loses something and searches through bins for it

>Later asks me if I've had anyone around

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


98eba8 (4)  No.89170>>89174

>>89169

Did you tell her about your gentleman-callers lad?


f46852 (185)  No.89171

>brother's guests arriving this early and not in the evening

just kill me


94f91e (41)  No.89172>>89174

>>89169

Waste of a condom tbh


f46852 (185)  No.89173

>>89169

>not freezing it

lad…


10a743 (121)  No.89174

>>89172

You can't waste something that is so cheap

>>89170

But you haven't been round in ages lamb smh


f46852 (185)  No.89175>>89176

File (hide): 2267f9f69de21d8⋯.png (461.73 KB, 640x687, 640:687, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Top kek


f46852 (185)  No.89176

File (hide): cb723dd3617b753⋯.png (884.11 KB, 925x725, 37:29, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89175

TOP KEK


f46852 (185)  No.89177>>89178 >>89180 >>89183 >>89185

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Seems dumb


94f91e (41)  No.89178>>89179

>>89177

He must be taking the piss.


f46852 (185)  No.89179>>89182

>>89178

Yeah that has to be it


10a743 (121)  No.89180>>89181

>>89177

What would the maintenance cost be?


f46852 (185)  No.89181

>>89180

High and constant I'd imagine.


94f91e (41)  No.89182

>>89179

Though I wonder if being solar panels would dissuade leftists from trying to damage them?


a89cbc (23)  No.89183

>>89177

>a wall of solar pannels running the entire country just to bamboozle the screeching "environmentalists"

I appreciate his sense of humour.


10a743 (121)  No.89184>>89192

The month of Pren Awyr begins.


0ffd7b (41)  No.89185>>89186 >>89188

>>89177

It would probably be good tbh the wall will be in the blazing desert after all


10a743 (121)  No.89186>>89190

>>89185

Depending on how much energy can be produced and how much can be sold it might actually work tbh


0ffd7b (41)  No.89187

BEAUTIFUL SOLAR WALL


f46852 (185)  No.89188>>89190

>>89185

it takes a long time before it pays itself back and during that time it'd need constant maintenance. Just feel like most of this green energy stuff is bullshit tbh. We need a nuclear wall


f46852 (185)  No.89189

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh crow


0ffd7b (41)  No.89190>>89191 >>89193 >>89194

File (hide): beb8ccd73ade1e3⋯.gif (295.43 KB, 700x704, 175:176, lain gif (9).gif) (h) (u)

>>89186

B-But the Paris agreements! Drumpf can't do this!

>>89188

>it takes a long time before it pays itself back

>tfw if a leftist president comes in they won't be able to knock down the wall without a massive environmentalist backlash

I like solar tbh but nuclear is the best for sure as long as you don't build plants on fault lines..


94f91e (41)  No.89191

>>89190

>tfw if a leftist president comes in they won't be able to knock down the wall

Ah, that's probably the reasoning


94f91e (41)  No.89192>>89195

>>89184

Beth yw hynny, lad?


10a743 (121)  No.89193>>89200 >>89201

>>89190

Britian is primed for Nuclear but we don't use it for some reason. Instead we kill millions of birds a year with wind power.


f46852 (185)  No.89194

File (hide): 12492f6417f10fd⋯.png (11.39 KB, 225x225, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89190

>tfw if a leftist president comes in they won't be able to knock down the wall without a massive environmentalist backlash

Hmm…

>I like solar tbh but nuclear is the best for sure as long as you don't build plants on fault lines..

yeah don't build them anywhere with earthquakes or something like that. Would probably be pretty safe.


10a743 (121)  No.89195>>89196 >>89201

>>89192

The Oak month by the Celtic Leonr calendar lamb. Known as Duir in Gaelic or Derwen in Welsh where we get the term Druid from.


f46852 (185)  No.89196

File (hide): 170f9a1eb7f257e⋯.jpg (57.03 KB, 251x221, 251:221, 1426163711313.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89195

>Leonr


10a743 (121)  No.89197>>89198

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERTS COME BACK AND REMOVE THE FILTERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


f46852 (185)  No.89198>>89199 >>89200

>>89197

Not responded to my messages for days…


10a743 (121)  No.89199>>89202

File (hide): b9f277f262b2f98⋯.jpg (6.47 KB, 300x194, 150:97, WeepingPepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89198

You don't think he actually killed himself, l-lad . . .


0ffd7b (41)  No.89200>>89202 >>89204 >>89208

File (hide): ed06ab82812795e⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1100x733, 1100:733, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89193

they're a blight on the countryside

>>89198

wew… maybe he's just managed to get off the internet


94f91e (41)  No.89201>>89205

>>89193

>Britian is primed for Nuclear

Is it? It seems like all the native expertise died out somewhere along the line so we can't build our own plants and we could never manufacture our own fuel (though I think a lot of uranium producing countries are friendlies so that's not such a worry).

>>89195

I wasn't aware a Celtic calendar had survived tbh


f46852 (185)  No.89202>>89205

>>89199

Please no. He did speak of it, didn't he?

>>89200

>wew… maybe he's just managed to get off the internet

You'd think he'd at least respond to Daftie smh


f46852 (185)  No.89203

File (hide): e2866f141cd5c4d⋯.png (634.87 KB, 705x768, 235:256, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

From the new Black Panther film… he's a transnigger? Only women wear lip discs, right?


94f91e (41)  No.89204

>>89200

I wouldn't mind a wind turbine if I owned the land and it powered my house tbh. But having a bunch of them plonked around place in order to provide 1% of a town's power is kinda dumb. I can see why landowners agree to it though when they're given a fuckton of money for it.


10a743 (121)  No.89205>>89207 >>89211

>>89201

We can easily get the expertise but I was thinking more due to our geological soundness. Few Earthquakes, Tornadoes, etc. We wouldn't have to deal with what the Japs do.

Also, the Celtic Lun.ar calendar seems to be mostly inferences based on stories and archeological evidence. I think it's one of the aspects we can believe about the Celts and their pre-Christian religions. Any more than that truly is pure conjecture though sadly

>>89202

>tfw Dafty kidnapped him in her sex dungeon and that's why she had all those injuries

Living in Germany has corrupted her smh


10a743 (121)  No.89206>>89209

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

TORIES OUT MIGRANTS IN!


f46852 (185)  No.89207

>>89205

>tfw Dafty kidnapped him in her sex dungeon and that's why she had all those injuries

Wew. She's strong for a little lass.


a89cbc (23)  No.89208

>>89200

I don't think they look that bad, but then I like things that spin, because I'm autistic.


f46852 (185)  No.89209

>>89206

NOT MY GOVERNMENT


f46852 (185)  No.89210

File (hide): a8f9c64dcbece07⋯.jpg (95.79 KB, 539x480, 539:480, 1426676764606.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw they went to bed feeling good and then woke up to hell and having to find out what the DUP is


94f91e (41)  No.89211>>89213

>>89205

The druid larplads should invent a full calendar and insist on using it tbh. It might convince me that they're serious.


f46852 (185)  No.89212>>89213 >>89214

File (hide): c27838890ee4070⋯.png (486.29 KB, 662x656, 331:328, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


10a743 (121)  No.89213>>89215 >>89219

>>89211

They've pretty much admitted to making everything up and just using the Druid name. Sort of like calling yourself a Hindu but instead being Muslim or something smh

>>89212

JEB!


a89cbc (23)  No.89214>>89216

>>89212

Poor Jeb. I think you're cool, Jeb.


f46852 (185)  No.89215>>89218

>>89213

Lad why are you a catholic?


f46852 (185)  No.89216>>89217

File (hide): 83e5cdb32b7390e⋯.mp4 (896.25 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Good little moose.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>89214

>ywn be Jeb!'s good little moose


a89cbc (23)  No.89217>>89220

>>89216

Slow n steady


10a743 (121)  No.89218>>89221

>>89215

What do you mean lamb?


94f91e (41)  No.89219

>>89213

I don't approve of calling themselves druids tbh. The druids are dead and should occupy a Kim Il-Sung type of position. If anything they should declare a jihad against the heretics who use the term.


f46852 (185)  No.89220>>89225

File (hide): 3d1f56e93f2a1bd⋯.png (592.46 KB, 800x729, 800:729, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


f46852 (185)  No.89221>>89223

>>89218

Why do you choose that faith? Why not Anglican?


e163a3 (18)  No.89222>>89224

File (hide): 495ea9cac082208⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 624.32 KB, 1591x895, 1591:895, 1497104910719.jpg) (h) (u)


10a743 (121)  No.89223>>89227

>>89221

Catholicism is the Church founded by Christ in Peter and is international in its interests (i.e. it's not tied to the interests of any particular state or government). That grants it immunity against the cucks who have made Anglicanism a laughing stock by forcing them to adopt the values of the modern state such as women "priests".


94f91e (41)  No.89224

File (hide): d4f93e204c3ef05⋯.jpg (37.45 KB, 459x256, 459:256, thicker.jpg) (h) (u)


94f91e (41)  No.89225>>89226

File (hide): 815acb2066ebba4⋯.jpg (66.36 KB, 602x709, 602:709, banter stops.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89220

>Labor


f46852 (185)  No.89226

File (hide): beb59142920b190⋯.jpg (119.45 KB, 258x245, 258:245, 1377724222227.jpg) (h) (u)


f46852 (185)  No.89227>>89229

>>89223

Isn't the same happening in Catholicism? I just don't know.


19f5bd (17)  No.89228>>89230 >>89242

Thoughts on this lads?

https://carrynow.eu/


10a743 (121)  No.89229>>89230

>>89227

No, nothing near the same. We still will not allow gays to get to heaven (if they act on it) let alone get married, we will never allow women priests, abortion is a big no no rather than a "necessary evil" among other things. Even after Vatican 2 we've remained immune to the madness. Some say to our detriment in Church attendance but I don't see it tbh smh. That's not to say i don't respect Anglicanism and its beautiful traditions though. It's just that I believe Catholicism to be on a stronger Theological position by far.

Also, the DUP are being based as fuck. My biggest hope is that they can help repeal some of the "progressive" things the Tories have done regarding women's "rights" smh


f46852 (185)  No.89230>>89232

>>89229

>My biggest hope is that they can help repeal some of the "progressive" things the Tories have done regarding women's "rights" smh

Like what, lad?

>>89228

agree with it I want some guns smh


19f5bd (17)  No.89231>>89232 >>89233

> My biggest hope is that they can help repeal some of the "progressive" things the Tories have done regarding women's "rights" smh

Like this?


10a743 (121)  No.89232

>>89230

Gay marriage rights would be good but doubtful and I hear they want to reduce the term for abortions to be permitted. It would be nice if our laws on these things could come into line with Northern Ireland's.

>>89231

*does a happiness boogie*


f46852 (185)  No.89233>>89234 >>89236 >>89237

>>89231

time limits?


19f5bd (17)  No.89234>>89235 >>89236

>>89233

Probably means a limit on how old the fetus is when aborted, essentially banning late term abortion. Don't quote me on that though, I'm hardly an expert on the topic


f46852 (185)  No.89235>>89238

>>89234

So glad the course with that fat disgusting lass who suggested fetuses aren't people is over now.


94f91e (41)  No.89236

>>89233

>>89234

We already have time limits like that though don't we? I thought 24 weeks was the cut-off.


10a743 (121)  No.89237

*farts*

>>89233

They mean reducing the point when an abortion could be had in relation to the babanod development


f33c8b (94)  No.89238

>>89235

>fetuses arent people

*anger*


f33c8b (94)  No.89239>>89240

pakis, blacks and women shouldnt be allowed to drive


f46852 (185)  No.89240>>89244

File (hide): 4942ac7f2c48f5f⋯.png (331.55 KB, 503x915, 503:915, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 38af7df2184fb09⋯.png (242.43 KB, 493x637, 493:637, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

We got BTFO by J.K. Rowling again…

>>89239

Agree tbh. In less than a week I almost hit a nigger and a woman almost hit me smh


f33c8b (94)  No.89241

DUP WANT NI FUNDING AND VETERANS RIGHTS

http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN1910NL?il=0

>Northern Ireland's Democratic Unionist Party is seeking more funding for the province and concessions for former British soldiers in exchange for supporting British Prime Minister Theresa May, a source close to the party said on Saturday.

>May's Conservatives failed to secure an absolute majority in a parliamentary election on Thursday and need the DUP's 10 seats to be sure of being able to form a government.

>A senior Conservative lawmaker was in Belfast on Saturday for talks with the DUP, a spokeswoman for May's office said.

>The DUP has refused to give details in public of what concessions it might seek, and did not respond to a request for comment.


94f91e (41)  No.89242

>>89228

>European countries like Switzerland and the Czech Republic however, being at the top of all rankings for civilian gun ownership per capita and at the bottom with regard to gun crime and violent crime in general, illustrate perfectly that this could not be further from the truth.

I'm not convinced that racial factors aren't at play. I agree with the premise of self-defence though, and I strongly hope France and Germany won't be able to use the EU to force disarmament on countries who do still have gun cultures. If anything the UK leaving makes them better off since our politicians won't be able to push legislation like that.


94f91e (41)  No.89243>>89245 >>89246

File (hide): 53d0451e2d45cd8⋯.webm (756.03 KB, 640x480, 4:3, HAHAHAHA.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>Everyone has the right to defend his life, bodily integrity or property against an imminent or ongoing attack. Self-defence is also acknowledged by law


f33c8b (94)  No.89244>>89246

>>89240

>14 tweets about unfollowing someone

dude, she sounds mad as fuck


f33c8b (94)  No.89245>>89255

>>89243

It is though lad. Its the courts interpretation of reasonable force that makes our laws unjust.


f46852 (185)  No.89246>>89247 >>89255

>>89243

Why the laff, lad?

>>89244

the 14 words, lad. She's one of us


f33c8b (94)  No.89247

>>89246

8d hopscotch.


f46852 (185)  No.89248>>89249

File (hide): 5fda569271444ea⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1919x945, 1919:945, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

wtf I'm civic now


f33c8b (94)  No.89249

>>89248

>blacks

>having to pack heat because of their own race

Id turn the gun on myself if that were the case


f46852 (185)  No.89250>>89251 >>89252 >>89258

File (hide): 0b43550818b992c⋯.webm (2.54 MB, 480x480, 1:1, 1497107838107[1].webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>I'm here for the job interview


f33c8b (94)  No.89251>>89257

>>89250

*legally refuses you the job because you are a marxist*


f33c8b (94)  No.89252>>89253 >>89254

File (hide): 4b7b5e4229a9901⋯.jpg (332 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 20170531_231719.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89250

also

>having 2 glory holes in your face


0ffd7b (41)  No.89253>>89265 >>89266

File (hide): 9439d1d420d51ca⋯.png (173.43 KB, 343x476, 49:68, sucy grin.png) (h) (u)

>>89252

>triple bj


f46852 (185)  No.89254>>89265

>>89252

What was he thinking? It can't be good for his teeth. We can close our mouth for a reason smh. At least he could service three lads at once.


94f91e (41)  No.89255>>89260 >>89265

>>89245

In a common law system, the interpretation by the courts is the law. And the law treats even non-lethal weapons as badly as guns. I saw a thing on the telly about a lad who got convicted for owning a taser, which is apparently the same offence as owning a prohibited firearm.

>>89246

I don't trust our politicians to stand up for nor our courts not to prosecute a person who defended themselves.


f33c8b (94)  No.89256>>89260 >>89267

DEVELOPING FETUSES REACT TO FACES IN THE WOMB

ABORTION UTTERLY BTFO

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/06/170608123655.htm

>It's well known that young babies are more interested in faces than other objects. Now, researchers have the first evidence that this preference for faces develops in the womb. By projecting light through the uterine wall of pregnant mothers, they found that fetuses at 34 weeks gestation will turn their heads to look at face-like images over other shapes.

>Reid said that technical barriers had prevented earlier studies of fetal vision and behavior in the womb. But he and his colleagues realized those challenges could be overcome. The new work was made possible thanks to high-quality 4D ultrasound. Scientists had also realized that it's possible for light to penetrate through human tissue and into the uterus, where a fetus could see it.

>The researchers tested the responses of 39 fetuses to face-like patterns of light presented to them in both upright and inverted orientations. The projected light moved across their field of vision while researchers watched the fetuses' reactions using 4D ultrasound. Those ultrasound films showed that the developing babies turned their heads to look more often at face-like stimuli that were upright than those that were presented to them upside down.

>"There was the possibility that the fetus would find any shape interesting due to the novelty of the stimulus," Reid says. "If this was the case, we would have seen no difference in how they responded to the upright and upside-down versions of the stimuli. But it turned out that they responded in a way that was very similar to infants."

>The findings suggest that babies' preference for faces begins in the womb. There is no learning or experience after birth required.


94f91e (41)  No.89257>>89269

File (hide): 0e9068c79a5498a⋯.jpg (51.59 KB, 499x499, 1:1, smug frog.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89251

>tfw we found out the other day that you can refuse to employ somebody for having the wrong opinions if those opinions would bring you into disrepute

No that it matters because I'll never be in the position to employ anybody.


a89cbc (23)  No.89258

>>89250

I want to see him when he's 70, trying to drink a cup of tea from his shaking arthritic hands, quietly weeping when it all dribbles down his pants, and he doesn't have any children to call on to help him.


0ffd7b (41)  No.89259>>89260 >>89269

File (hide): a8c60fcd21bf5fb⋯.png (233.87 KB, 261x563, 261:563, sucy sits.png) (h) (u)

smashed a really old glass and cut myself reee


f46852 (185)  No.89260>>89268

>>89255

>I don't trust our politicians to stand up for nor our courts not to prosecute a person who defended themselves.

Me neither. I guess I misunderstood. I thought that was something they wanted, not something they claimed we had.

>>89256

I want that fat cunt to say it to my face again.

>>89259

Lass… How bad is it? WE're going to need pics like we got from Daftie tbh


e163a3 (18)  No.89261>>89263 >>89272

File (hide): 3ecf4f8c66ec4c5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 34.83 KB, 1000x700, 10:7, 553159973.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw your beard grows in more evenly this time

its getting quite thick in all actuality

highly glorious

>mfw i have a thicker and more testosteronous beard than The Golden One


f46852 (185)  No.89262>>89269

File (hide): e09f42a62f5ad64⋯.png (217.26 KB, 600x504, 25:21, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Is it time we ban knife earrings?


f46852 (185)  No.89263

>>89261

goodlad

>tfw stache and beard will probably never properly connect

kill me


10a743 (121)  No.89264>>89274


f33c8b (94)  No.89265>>89272

>>89253

>>89254

great minds think alike :^)

>>89255

Tasers are classified as fire arms, the law is clear about it, break the law get banged up.

>common law

aye lad, but its always possible to interpret the law differently. The laws in the statute books are clear though, you cannot get prosecuted for defending yourself within the law. If you use too much force - eg you chase the burgular down the road and give him a kicking, then you get banged up. Defending yourself from attack is not a defence from the law, it makes your actions legal. I dont get all the hooha about it tbh.

>not trusting the courts

with their record for jailing self-defenders, thats fair enough lad.


10a743 (121)  No.89266>>89271

>>89253

>Having your willy touch other willies in another man's mouth

Now that's what I call POZ


10a743 (121)  No.89267

>>89256

Literally one of the biggest crimes of our time. 1967 was a catastrophic year for our civilisation's morality smh


0ffd7b (41)  No.89268

>>89260

ahh it's nothing tbh, the worst part is how old the glass was, probably mid 20th century smh


f33c8b (94)  No.89269

File (hide): d84df4db33b3533⋯.jpg (39.92 KB, 574x480, 287:240, 26768_prev.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89257

tbh.

>>89259

ouch lad

>>89262

lad you can carry a 3inch folding knife without a reason.


f33c8b (94)  No.89270>>89275

File (hide): db9bb2d2b01baec⋯.jpg (14.5 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1262.jpg) (h) (u)

UK knife law, from gov.uk

It is illegal to

>carry a knife in public without good reason - unless it’s a knife with a folding blade 3 inches long (7.62cm) or less

unless being the key word

>use any knife in a threatening way (even a legal knife)

self defence is not defined as threatening in any way


f46852 (185)  No.89271

>>89266

And in there they will create super aids


94f91e (41)  No.89272>>89273 >>89277

>>89261

Will you plait your beard, lad?

>>89265

In any case I don't see how the law can be claimed to recognise the right to self-defence when it simultaneously removes the right to the means of self-defence. At that point it's a purely hypothetical right.


e163a3 (18)  No.89273

>>89272

na

i want a beard like survive the jive tbh

highly glorious


f46852 (185)  No.89274

>>89264

good thing he's there to make a comment about the DUP. Fucking hell


10a743 (121)  No.89275>>89280

>>89270

I heard you can be arrests for even having a legal knife without good reason but that's not what the law says. I may purchase one just in case a bod yn onest


f46852 (185)  No.89276>>89278

ZIONIST JEW VS OWEN JONES


f33c8b (94)  No.89277>>89281 >>89286

File (hide): 21b2e383eb1492c⋯.jpg (52.04 KB, 1500x666, 250:111, ZT0700d.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 16427fd45186927⋯.jpg (27.73 KB, 600x600, 1:1, pb.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89272

Not really, the law is wrong and too restrictive, but if you complain about having no means to defend yourself but dont use the legal means, youve no leg to stand on. You can have a bat-torch and carry it anywhere. You can make a walking stick from a baseball bat and carry it fucking everywhere. Guns would be logical and nice, but theres means to defend yourself enshrined in our laws.


10a743 (121)  No.89278

>>89276

kek she fucking rekt the cunt


f46852 (185)  No.89279

AS A GAY MAN


f33c8b (94)  No.89280

>>89275

You could be arrested, but not prosecuted, unless they can prove you had nefarious plans for it. If they are searching you then youve probably been a naughty lass anyway tbh.


10a743 (121)  No.89281>>89282

>>89277

Carry an Oak Staff and claim it's part of your Druidic rituals lad kek


f33c8b (94)  No.89282

>>89281

A spear tbh lad :^)


66f7b8 (48)  No.89283>>89285

File (hide): 27577339d986c0a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 160.4 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, DBn-BJEXYAAl7Dw.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

imperium tbh


f46852 (185)  No.89284>>89287

File (hide): 9079f38e6002f17⋯.png (1.42 MB, 2000x1000, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

They have won't what shit Owen Jones is pushing. Good lads


f46852 (185)  No.89285

>>89283

Hullo lad. That one's not so bad I guess


94f91e (41)  No.89286>>89290 >>89292

>>89277

Defending yourself with a knife comes down to strength and skill almost as much as using your fists tbh, a weakling like me would be more likely to get myself killed if I pulled a knife. Might consider a bat-torch though. inb4 they get banned next


0ffd7b (41)  No.89287>>89288

>>89284

what are you watching lad?


f46852 (185)  No.89288

>>89287

Owen Jones on BBC news


10a743 (121)  No.89289>>89291

Wew lad Jones is very patronising.


f33c8b (94)  No.89290

>>89286

I completely agree, Im only really thinking about us lads tbh. And a 3inch knife wont do much damage, but my feeling is that if you have to poke someone you might as well poke them in the fucking eye. And definitely get a bat torch, get one with a strobe function, its bloody useful at night.


f46852 (185)  No.89291>>89293

>>89289

Isn't he always?


f33c8b (94)  No.89292

>>89286

and they cant ban torches lad - "its a torch, officer"


10a743 (121)  No.89293

>>89291

I've only ever seen him a few times, seems I underestimated his faggotry. Most gay people I've met a very horrid in terms of personality.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89294>>89295 >>89297 >>89298 >>89308

ADAM WEST IS DEAD


f33c8b (94)  No.89295>>89296


66f7b8 (48)  No.89296


0ffd7b (41)  No.89297

File (hide): c8cc36a671ddbd2⋯.jpg (135.67 KB, 845x816, 845:816, sad.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89294

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


10a743 (121)  No.89298>>89301

>>89294

There goes my hope of a Batman game based on the TV show smh


10a743 (121)  No.89299>>89356

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89300>>89318


f33c8b (94)  No.89301>>89302

File (hide): 01a5f29cf454f09⋯.jpg (103.04 KB, 800x1119, 800:1119, 52589-the-warriors-playsta….jpg) (h) (u)

>>89298

wouldnt that just be The Warriors on PS2 but much queerer?


10a743 (121)  No.89302>>89303

>>89301

It would be based open world action with all kinds of camp banter and crazy phsychadelic designs for missions and stuff.

Also, when you punch people the words "boof" "biff" "thwack" etc come on screen tbh


f33c8b (94)  No.89303>>89310

>>89302

http://kotaku.com/5792730/rockstar-had-planned-a-spiritual-successor-to-the-warriors

>Though "The Warriors" had no cinematic sequel, Rockstar was plotting a followup anyway, one set in 1960s Britain at the height of the Mods-vs.-Rockers brawls.

>Internally, it was called "We Are The Mods,"


c0cc27 (27)  No.89304>>89305 >>89307

File (hide): 136c00b5f58c2b6⋯.jpg (24.72 KB, 280x390, 28:39, PE 15.jpg) (h) (u)

Morning laddos.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89305>>89307

>>89304

Whoops, forgot flag*


66f7b8 (48)  No.89306

File (hide): 714a1a8f0b0e530⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 60.16 KB, 520x780, 2:3, DAu826ZXsAA0Qzx.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


f33c8b (94)  No.89307

>>89304

>>89305

alright lad


a7566a (43)  No.89308

File (hide): f704b958a3c31b4⋯.gif (298.77 KB, 448x256, 7:4, 1381436009435.gif) (h) (u)

>>89294

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee he only just reprised his role in a cartoon and was going to do a sequel.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89309>>89312

Do you think the DUP will object to me joining them considering I don't currently live in norn iron


10a743 (121)  No.89310

>>89303

Why must the world kill all good things smh


10a743 (121)  No.89311

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>These fucking weirdos giving a good show a bad name

Fucking hate bronies tbh


a7566a (43)  No.89312>>89313 >>89314

>>89309

I doubt it but don't expect them to fund you campaigning in England unless they start getting ambitious.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89313

>>89312

You can join the party to just be a member i've been a UKEEP member for 3 years without doing anything with them

also they had an english MP for about a year

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Hunter_(British_politician)


10a743 (121)  No.89314

>>89312

Merseyside and Scotland would be excellent targets for them to expand if they were to do so.


f46852 (185)  No.89315>>89316 >>89327

File (hide): 335751e5e81d5cd⋯.png (353.5 KB, 584x620, 146:155, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


f33c8b (94)  No.89316


66f7b8 (48)  No.89317>>89321

>tfw no chinky gf


94f91e (41)  No.89318>>89320

>>89300

Hope it doesn't happen tbh, don't want the Tories to have a guaranteed majority


10a743 (121)  No.89319>>89322 >>89329

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Ah, those were the days.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89320

>>89318

A formal coalition with the DUP would make the situation in NI really really awkward.


a89cbc (23)  No.89321

File (hide): 307a1293dcb0375⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 14.81 KB, 660x628, 165:157, imerium4.png) (h) (u)


f46852 (185)  No.89322

File (hide): 0fdc2d57e43bfbf⋯.png (519.04 KB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89319

Almost smiled, lad. thanks


a7566a (43)  No.89323>>89324 >>89325

File (hide): a5497010ccfb338⋯.jpg (24.57 KB, 322x462, 23:33, (pees).jpg) (h) (u)

*enters the gents*

Don't mind me lads.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89324

File (hide): 4c0413b42b15d81⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 28.76 KB, 179x320, 179:320, 1469188237765.jpg) (h) (u)


f46852 (185)  No.89325>>89326 >>89330

>>89323

Good lass. You're not a lady.


a7566a (43)  No.89326>>89328 >>89330

File (hide): 3cdf1e64eec1379⋯.jpg (141.95 KB, 827x1446, 827:1446, short skirt2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89325

How'd you know?


94f91e (41)  No.89327

>>89315

smh white people are truly awful


f46852 (185)  No.89328>>89336

File (hide): 55db37d57f5a905⋯.png (188.99 KB, 700x683, 700:683, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89326

Because you're using the urinal… oh wait


94f91e (41)  No.89329>>89333 >>89334

>>89319

Is that a Time Vine joke?


66f7b8 (48)  No.89330>>89331

>>89326

>>89325

please stop this gayism


f33c8b (94)  No.89331


0ffd7b (41)  No.89332>>89336

SUBVERSION!!!!


94f91e (41)  No.89333

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>89329

forgot embed


10a743 (121)  No.89334

>>89329

From the Domino's robot who tells you what stage your order is at tbh


f46852 (185)  No.89335>>89337 >>89339 >>89350

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FREH VARG

HUWHITE PROPAGANDA?


a7566a (43)  No.89336>>89338 >>89340 >>89350

File (hide): 819ea4aaeaf2fb1⋯.jpg (140.99 KB, 1092x1535, 1092:1535, shirt.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89328

>ELEGANCE

Pissing through a tube is one of the least elegant things I can think of.

>>89332

Who is being subverted lass?


10a743 (121)  No.89337

>>89335

>tfw no edible forest/babbies

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


f46852 (185)  No.89338>>89345

File (hide): 52456e715e5877a⋯.png (414.17 KB, 1400x695, 280:139, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89336

>Pissing through a tube is one of the least elegant things I can think of.

It's so convenient filling piss bottles with a catheter though.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89339>>89341

>>89335

Based Varg calling out the childless attention seekers, the preeners and posers, the patreon prostitutes.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89340>>89343 >>89345

>>89336

>Who is being subverted lass?

You're subverting with gayism


f33c8b (94)  No.89341>>89353

>>89339

sick alliteration tbh


e163a3 (18)  No.89342

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH JENNY WITH LEGS ON FULL DISPLAY


10a743 (121)  No.89343>>89344 >>89345 >>89347 >>89354

>>89340

Remember when she bullied poor anprim into posting her legs? We've all been a little gay since that day smh


66f7b8 (48)  No.89344>>89346

>>89343

>anprim

>her

He's a lad

>We've all been a little gay since that day

Absolutely incorrect


a7566a (43)  No.89345>>89346 >>89360

File (hide): 4dcdc005b8e5cb5⋯.jpg (188.62 KB, 750x1205, 150:241, idol4.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89338

Wew, what do you think my princess rating is?

>>89340

Aaaahhh I don't mean to, sorry lad.

>>89343

Tbf I had little to do with the Anprim's legs episode.


10a743 (121)  No.89346

>>89345

He was obviously trying to impress you because you're so beautiful lass smh

>>89344

Anprim is a LASS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


f46852 (185)  No.89347>>89349 >>89352

>>89343

>ywn get compliments from /cuteboys/

why live?


10a743 (121)  No.89348

*Forgets to shitpost consistently*

whoops

*flees to eat din dins*


66f7b8 (48)  No.89349

File (hide): 6ffd1fc03d6c8d0⋯.jpg (215.44 KB, 721x1112, 721:1112, 6ffd1fc03d6c8d0802d4c7ee2d….jpg) (h) (u)


0ffd7b (41)  No.89350>>89352

>>89335

thanks lad

>>89336

n-no one!


681bc6 (16)  No.89351>>89353 >>89362

File (hide): aa26b4527de1b32⋯.jpg (4.19 KB, 195x258, 65:86, bin0987.jpg) (h) (u)

Good evening everyone.


a7566a (43)  No.89352>>89362

File (hide): 35630dc99f8722c⋯.jpg (277.18 KB, 800x1215, 160:243, heart4.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89347

Iktf, at least Daftie liked my legs.

>>89350

G-good.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89353

>>89341

ta lad.

>>89351

Evening lad.


f33c8b (94)  No.89354>>89357 >>89359

>>89343

tbf anprim has nice girly legs lad.


10a743 (121)  No.89355

File (hide): 1bf515ff08bf557⋯.jpg (86.9 KB, 970x656, 485:328, FemenScumLaughter.jpg) (h) (u)

*comes back*


681bc6 (16)  No.89356>>89358

>>89299

Oh FFS who recorded that poor kid that got caught fapping by his mom?!


66f7b8 (48)  No.89357>>89370

File (hide): b63616d6952b15b⋯.png (240.88 KB, 354x539, 354:539, b63616d6952b15b97d7eba79f2….png) (h) (u)

>>89354

>tbf anprim has nice girly legs lad.


0ffd7b (41)  No.89358>>89361

>>89356

probably a sibling


a7566a (43)  No.89359

>>89354

True, they were pretty impressive in long socks.


f46852 (185)  No.89360>>89365 >>89369

File (hide): 914318a7638e8eb⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1000x730, 100:73, 1483339267196.png) (h) (u)

>>89345

>Wew, what do you think my princess rating is?

It will be amira points soon if your dad's convinced by the Koran.

You're probably on "very good" with a star most of the time but have been moved down a point now because of that late lunch.


681bc6 (16)  No.89361

>>89358

Cruel tbh.


f46852 (185)  No.89362>>89363

>>89351

Evening lad. Both titans and hero episodes are out but we've already watched them

>>89352

Daftie's opinion is all that matters tbh


681bc6 (16)  No.89363>>89364

>>89362

>but we've already watched them

But it's so early!!!


f46852 (185)  No.89364>>89380


a7566a (43)  No.89365>>89366 >>89367

File (hide): b5c98363b9ce661⋯.png (27.96 KB, 206x150, 103:75, manga14.png) (h) (u)

>>89360

>It will be amira points soon if your dad's convinced by the Koran.

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

>but have been moved down a point now because of that late lunch.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


10a743 (121)  No.89366

>>89365

You will always be our princess, beautiful.


f46852 (185)  No.89367>>89370 >>89371

File (hide): 48eadf18a31c011⋯.png (22.25 KB, 508x549, 508:549, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89365

Now that he sees you crying I'm sure he moved you up a point again to make you happy.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89368

File (hide): 4e0b4097a267b4f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 93.47 KB, 640x853, 640:853, DBBwAkTXYAEPt4v.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

STOP BEING GAY


4884b1 (11)  No.89369>>89372 >>89373 >>89374 >>89376

>>89360

STOP POSTING GAY PORN


f33c8b (94)  No.89370>>89373 >>89374

>>89357

theres no disputing they looked nice lad.

>>89367

nice gay sikh lad.


a7566a (43)  No.89371>>89378

File (hide): c29151abd86f0c0⋯.jpg (260.71 KB, 900x700, 9:7, icecream2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89367

Th-thanks lad, Allah is merciful.


f33c8b (94)  No.89372>>89375

>>89369

Yo yo


f46852 (185)  No.89373

>>89370

smh that's her father the sultan

>>89369

ahhh that's a lass I swear


66f7b8 (48)  No.89374

File (hide): 6218d0fada47fcb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 95.66 KB, 409x683, 409:683, 6218d0fada47fcbf4b115246e4….jpg) (h) (u)

>>89370

>theres no disputing they looked nice lad.

>>89369

thanks lad


4884b1 (11)  No.89375>>89388

>>89372

Ey lad what's popping got off work earlier with a tidy £54 squid


f46852 (185)  No.89376

>>89369

hi btw lad


10a743 (121)  No.89377>>89379

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

REMEMBER YOU'RE A WHITE MAN!!


f46852 (185)  No.89378>>89384

File (hide): 457c0d7fbca5285⋯.png (13.86 KB, 503x408, 503:408, awkward pepe2.png) (h) (u)

>>89371

wouldn't really say that


4884b1 (11)  No.89379

File (hide): 85b12da382cadde⋯.png (499.94 KB, 639x489, 213:163, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89377

>tfw people used to call the UDF wombles.

REMEMBER YOU'RE IN ULSTER


681bc6 (16)  No.89380>>89381

File (hide): 87aa22a9bb555eb⋯.jpg (50.26 KB, 450x338, 225:169, bindead.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89364

I much prefer watching it in cytube with you guys.

)^:


f46852 (185)  No.89381>>89382

>>89380

Ahhhh I'm sorry, lad. Is there a time you know you have the time on Saturdays?


681bc6 (16)  No.89382>>89383

>>89381

I thought 6pm was the usual SNK time.


f46852 (185)  No.89383

>>89382

Ah I remember suggesting that once but didn't mean to make it a thing, but I guess we could do that


a7566a (43)  No.89384>>89387 >>89389 >>89390

File (hide): ca65d2f010ddd3c⋯.jpg (225.14 KB, 716x1012, 179:253, fang9.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89378

There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet lad. *prays on a little carpet for more points*


f46852 (185)  No.89385>>89386

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOORTHERN BROOOOOOOOOOTHER

"Happiness" is bullshit - how to feel part of something bigger.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89386

>>89385

Why do Swedish lads makes their videos topless? Smh.


f46852 (185)  No.89387>>89389

File (hide): e8b087ec80bd765⋯.png (854 B, 184x32, 23:4, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


f33c8b (94)  No.89388>>89397

>>89375

Nice work lad. Not much tbh, got back from work about 2 hours ago.


f46852 (185)  No.89389

File (hide): e0567c96f7e3f5c⋯.png (5.12 KB, 238x149, 238:149, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


f33c8b (94)  No.89390

>>89384

inshallah brother


a7566a (43)  No.89391>>89392 >>89393 >>89394

File (hide): 0dffccebc5f7f25⋯.jpg (231.75 KB, 596x800, 149:200, boy4.jpg) (h) (u)

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh what am I doing wrong


f46852 (185)  No.89392>>89402

>>89391

You have to stop your dad before you become like that for real, lass


66f7b8 (48)  No.89393>>89402

>>89391

You're suffering from gayism


10a743 (121)  No.89394

File (hide): c1ebb83bbe69de5⋯.png (12.24 KB, 800x800, 1:1, BumBumSpaceMechV1.png) (h) (u)

>>89391

Don't worry lass, I will protect you.


e163a3 (18)  No.89395>>89398 >>89400 >>89401 >>89402

File (hide): c135d48c0629abe⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 17.85 KB, 250x316, 125:158, 25df0955b5bd213f02e4cb88b0….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 5549f37c01a6f02⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 66.16 KB, 250x350, 5:7, 462.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 3defbba6fcafff6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 6.93 KB, 184x273, 184:273, 3206828_1365596778830.59re….jpg) (h) (u)

>HEY!

>Herro senpai would you prease buy my JAV dvd THANK YOU! XD

wat do?


e163a3 (18)  No.89396>>89401

File (hide): ba8bf66ac9e1150⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.01 MB, 646x600, 323:300, 1497110235136.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


4884b1 (11)  No.89397>>89404

>>89388

Nice lad, good day?


f46852 (185)  No.89398>>89399

>>89395

Just get it for free, lad


e163a3 (18)  No.89399

>>89398

DON'T TELL HER THAT YOU'LL MAKE HER CRY!


0ffd7b (41)  No.89400

File (hide): 681a9647bac82c0⋯.jpg (104.5 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, 1494961616503.jpg) (h) (u)


66f7b8 (48)  No.89401

File (hide): fbfbd6670fa0375⋯.png (1.08 MB, 859x5083, 859:5083, fbfbd6670fa0375aacbbc07323….png) (h) (u)

File (hide): bb9fed8c69ca9e2⋯.jpg (1001.79 KB, 1663x7961, 1663:7961, aca3967ca79539101e9d665dab….jpg) (h) (u)

>>89396

>>89395

>porn

no thanks lad


a7566a (43)  No.89402>>89414

File (hide): 414f3709f344d57⋯.jpg (108.46 KB, 644x574, 46:41, boy3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89392

Don't worry I won't let it happen.

>>89393

I'm trying not to be lad.

>>89395

Doesn't JAV hire black men for their videos or something?


f46852 (185)  No.89403>>89406

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anybody wants to start a new chapter of the degenerettes in their home town here….?


f33c8b (94)  No.89404>>89409

>>89397

pretty good tbh, got a £20 tip from my customer this morning. It was all in Croyden though, smh what a shit hole.


10a743 (121)  No.89405>>89407

Helmer'sBelt is thusly named because he wraps his arms around Roger Helmer's waist when licking that man's bumhole xd


f46852 (185)  No.89406>>89409

File (hide): 634ed7c96a7e014⋯.png (594.69 KB, 560x560, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 2d23ec8658c6228⋯.png (706.86 KB, 560x560, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): c72a93369c0d808⋯.png (602.38 KB, 560x560, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89403

He and his room looks so fucking dirty


a7566a (43)  No.89407>>89408

>>89405

Helmer is a good lad, don't bully him.


10a743 (121)  No.89408

>>89407

It's called a joke get the difference. Silly lasses smh


4884b1 (11)  No.89409>>89412 >>89419

File (hide): 811b263695e476b⋯.jpg (42.55 KB, 450x274, 225:137, 5.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89404

Eyo I'm near there wow

>>89406

*starts lunging in a RWDS fashion*


66f7b8 (48)  No.89410

File (hide): 53ec9ec8d5bcf59⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 306.44 KB, 880x1250, 88:125, DAvSo4aXUAAIco8.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


10a743 (121)  No.89411

I'm just a child of Neetdom

I'm one of Neetdom's children


f46852 (185)  No.89412>>89415 >>89416

>>89409

Why are they lunging?


10a743 (121)  No.89413>>89421

It just takes sweets to set me free


66f7b8 (48)  No.89414>>89427

>>89402

>I'm trying not to be lad.

stop avatarfagging as a man who looks like a woman then


4884b1 (11)  No.89415>>89418 >>89420

File (hide): dbf84240e892453⋯.jpg (51.31 KB, 350x337, 350:337, 6.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89412

Training for Klu Klux Kung Fu lad


10a743 (121)  No.89416>>89420

>>89412

For stepping on the niggers heads lass


10a743 (121)  No.89418>>89422

>>89415

>Stick fighting

Fucking love stick fighting lad. Even with the pads on you go home with tennis ball sized bruises but never even feel a thing


f33c8b (94)  No.89419>>89426

>>89409

youre surrey / guildford way arent you?


f46852 (185)  No.89420>>89426

>>89415

Have you beaten anybody up yet?

>>89416

lunges don't make your steps more powerful do though though? I guess it would be convenient if one is outside of normal stepping range though.


f33c8b (94)  No.89421>>89423 >>89424

>>89413

*feeds you twixes*


f46852 (185)  No.89422>>89424 >>89425 >>89429

File (hide): 7bdb70c3d231661⋯.png (83.44 KB, 699x485, 699:485, 1479585193264.png) (h) (u)

>>89418

>tfw keeping a hockey stick in my room just in case one of my brother's guests invades my personal space


f46852 (185)  No.89423

>>89421

I hope you poisoned that so you can really set him free.


10a743 (121)  No.89424

File (hide): abef9e46cff9e2f⋯.png (106.32 KB, 800x800, 1:1, EurovisionBumBum.png) (h) (u)

>>89422

Don't let them break your NAP lad.

>>89421

*becomes a free spirit*


f33c8b (94)  No.89425

>>89422

the hockey stick you hurt your finger on when you hit a pillow iirc? top kek.


4884b1 (11)  No.89426

>>89420

It's a power stance and no, I'm a good boy officer

>>89419

Closer to Croy than guildford tbh


a7566a (43)  No.89427>>89437 >>89442

File (hide): 8997194ad07d48c⋯.jpg (2.84 MB, 2551x3437, 2551:3437, coke.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89414

He's cute and doesn't seem to bother anyone else.


f46852 (185)  No.89428>>89431 >>89432 >>89434

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NO DON'T DO IT I'M PURE DON'T TAKE MY WIZARD POWERS


c0cc27 (27)  No.89429>>89433

>>89422

What are his friends like, lad?


f46852 (185)  No.89430

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NO DON'T DO IT I'M PURE DON'T TAKE MY WIZARD POWERS


0ffd7b (41)  No.89431

>>89428

*does it*


10a743 (121)  No.89432>>89436

>>89428

All it would take is one elbow strike and he would keep his wizard magic smh


f46852 (185)  No.89433>>89441

>>89429

Don't know, lad. They're loud.


a7566a (43)  No.89434>>89443

File (hide): 980c49e1168b78d⋯.jpg (174.29 KB, 1400x1000, 7:5, straight.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89428

*takes your wizard powers*


10a743 (121)  No.89435>>89438

Reminds me of when I was watching the taxi porn in my degenerate days and the police woman forces her fanny into the drivers mouth top fucking kek

His muffled screams were legendary bantz


f46852 (185)  No.89436

>>89432

His mummy probably raised him to not hit a womyn. He's defenseless


66f7b8 (48)  No.89437

File (hide): 5686cb48d024bb4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 53.08 KB, 450x510, 15:17, 5686cb48d024bb4e020b8d9343….jpg) (h) (u)

>>89427

>boy

>cute


f33c8b (94)  No.89438


f33c8b (94)  No.89439>>89440 >>89444 >>89446 >>89449

Im drinking a 2l plastic bottle of cider lads


66f7b8 (48)  No.89440>>89444 >>89453

>>89439

goodlad

I'm on strongbow dark fruit tbh tonight


c0cc27 (27)  No.89441>>89452

>>89433

Will you have to see them or have you sufficient supplies in your room?


860095 (3)  No.89442>>89447 >>89452 >>89455 >>89456

>>89427

I agree with imperiumdude. This is literally the worst avatar you ever had, and that's pretty rich considering you were Tohru once

don't make me hate you pls


f46852 (185)  No.89443

File (hide): 096f5aec8921bcf⋯.png (11.1 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89434

NOOOOO DON'T DOO IIIIT! HYAAAA~~~!! ♥


19f5bd (17)  No.89444>>89453

>>89439

>>89440

>Not drinking your own homebrewed cider

smh lads


10a743 (121)  No.89445

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89446>>89448 >>89453

File (hide): 155598790e72a60⋯.jpeg (82.41 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, alex21.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>89439

>plastic bottle


10a743 (121)  No.89447

>>89442

>Here comes Dafty to PMS at everyone

Yo, lay off Neo.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89448

>>89446

He's already drinking alcohol, the plastic is almost inconsequential at that point


4884b1 (11)  No.89449>>89455

>>89439

Wew lad, I went to an abandoned building last night, mate brought along a 2litre milk jug of sgrumby :DDDD made in his west country home town.


10a743 (121)  No.89450

*smiles at neo and waves*


f46852 (185)  No.89452>>89454 >>89460

>>89441

I can survive tbh. He might ask me to drive them later though ahhhh

>>89442

Hey lass. Still no contact with Herts?

Also it's just an image


f33c8b (94)  No.89453>>89460

>>89440

smh lad strongbow is shite and so are berry and fruit ciders. Aspalls is tasty tbh

>>89444

ahhhh if wessex hurries up and gets driving then we can make our own ahhhhhhh

>>89446

shhhh they are okay if you dont reuse them *sticks fingers in ears*


66f7b8 (48)  No.89454>>89457

>>89452

>Also it's just an image

I'll start posting unspoilered imperium lasses if "it's just an image"


f33c8b (94)  No.89455>>89464

>>89449

sweet tbh, proper scrumpy > fizzy cider

>>89442

hi lass.


a7566a (43)  No.89456>>89458 >>89463

File (hide): f17365e10b8ef4c⋯.jpg (144.9 KB, 492x650, 246:325, lad and lass.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89442

Please don't hate me, I like this avatar. There's lots of fresh images.


f46852 (185)  No.89457>>89459 >>89462

>>89454

but we have a no unspoilered imperium policy


10a743 (121)  No.89458>>89462

>>89456

She's just worried about your mental health lass. So am I. Are you doing OK?


f33c8b (94)  No.89459>>89461

>>89457

>implying that matters when theres rampant unspoilered trannyfag posting


c0cc27 (27)  No.89460

>>89452

>He might ask me to drive them later though ahhhh

Bloody hell lad, A baptism of fire.

>>89453

>shhhh they are okay if you dont reuse them

Laaaaaaaad.


f46852 (185)  No.89461>>89465

>>89459

It's not like you can tell, lad.


a7566a (43)  No.89462>>89467 >>89468

File (hide): 5a742cb210178c7⋯.jpg (519.39 KB, 750x1205, 150:241, chocolate.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89457

We could lift that policy tbh, he's been posting here long enough.

>>89458

I'm perfectly fine.


f33c8b (94)  No.89463>>89465 >>89475

>>89456

If you didnt call them 'lad3' for instance, it would be marginally less gay


4884b1 (11)  No.89464

File (hide): 71c51fee07dac3a⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): fd0efa4ae6f55b9⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89455

Tbh, it wasn't half bad and made adventuring more fun.

>Tfw want to buy SADF gear but it is expensive and so is shipping

reeee


f33c8b (94)  No.89465


74369c (1)  No.89466>>89474 >>89482

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

2qt


10a743 (121)  No.89467

>>89462

>I'm perfectly fine.

Good lass. We care about you smh


f46852 (185)  No.89468>>89475

>>89462

>We could lift that policy tbh, he's been posting here long enough.

So you really were subversive all this time… but for the other side


10a743 (121)  No.89469>>89471

We need to be a tolerant society tbh, stop banning people for being good lambs


c0cc27 (27)  No.89470>>89472 >>89473 >>89478

File (hide): 915b77ce49bc52f⋯.jpg (18.13 KB, 305x282, 305:282, gh2.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw another meal for one


f46852 (185)  No.89471

File (hide): 1a8c14ed0df98ed⋯.jpg (46.95 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 1494474555051.jpg) (h) (u)


f46852 (185)  No.89472>>89476 >>89477

>>89470

Beats having a meal with your brother and his friends I'd rather starve roooooo


f33c8b (94)  No.89473>>89477

>>89470

*eats at the same time as you*


c0cc27 (27)  No.89474>>89480 >>89481

>>89466

She still needs to learn how to apply makeup properly tbh.


a7566a (43)  No.89475>>89484

File (hide): 580b1171ef88595⋯.jpg (519.72 KB, 2048x1448, 256:181, advert.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89463

Okay I'll stop doing that. It may as well be a normal chinese cartoon girl since you don't see anything.

>>89468

It's just a possibility. I wanted to extend an olive branch.


f33c8b (94)  No.89476>>89484

>>89472

do they sniff lines and rip bongs after dinner or something? surely theres an upside to this, lad.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89477>>89481 >>89484

>>89472

Would they attempt to engage you in banter, lad?

>>89473

Pass me a glass of cider would you, lad?


10a743 (121)  No.89478>>89483

>>89470

*takes you out for a meal*

*date rapes you*


f33c8b (94)  No.89479>>89481

File (hide): b18e0ac59f53903⋯.png (322.95 KB, 491x700, 491:700, original.png) (h) (u)


006263 (17)  No.89480

>>89474

She looks decent enough today tbh.

still hate her painted eyebrows though


f33c8b (94)  No.89481>>89489

>>89479

>>89474

reeeee uuuu

>>89477

*spikes your cider with rohypnol*


10a743 (121)  No.89482

>>89466

I want to caress her breasts.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89483>>89485

>>89478

*lets you pay for the bill*

*jumps out of the toilet window before you can make your move*


f46852 (185)  No.89484>>89486 >>89489 >>89491

>>89476

No lad I am sure they're laughing about me right now smh. Just lee me alon

>>89475

>It's just a possibility. I wanted to extend an olive branch.

I'll have to put my foot down tbh

>>89477

>Would they attempt to engage you in banter, lad?

Yeah, lad, and when that doesn't work they'd torture me with silence.


10a743 (121)  No.89485>>89489

>>89483

*knows what you are about to do but let's you escape because I'm a good lamb who don't hurt nobody*


f33c8b (94)  No.89486>>89487 >>89490

File (hide): 6bfed97613003f7⋯.jpg (200.44 KB, 900x648, 25:18, 20170605_183057.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89484

Be assertive lad. Smh.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89487>>89488

File (hide): 21ba7b96077a5e7⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 188x341, 188:341, 1462828666268.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89486

>hugging


f33c8b (94)  No.89488

>>89487

*hugs you aggressively*


c0cc27 (27)  No.89489>>89490

>>89481

>spikes your cider with rohypnol

*It doesn’t touch the sides because of all the sleep aids I have taken over the years*

>>89484

>Yeah, lad, and when that doesn't work they'd torture me with silence.

Try and talk politics with them.

>>89485

Thanks lad. I won’t mention it to anybody.


f46852 (185)  No.89490>>89492 >>89497

File (hide): fa9a1de8f731a3c⋯.png (162.79 KB, 850x639, 850:639, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>89486

I was assertive in that post tbh. Now I'm being assertive by doing what I want and that is to be in my room tbh

>>89489

>Try and talk politics with them.

God no this is the brother who is pro ethnic replacement.


006263 (17)  No.89491>>89493

>>89484

>No lad I am sure they're laughing about me right now smh.

You'll have the last laugh one day lad…


c0cc27 (27)  No.89492>>89494 >>89498

>>89490

>God no this is the brother who is pro ethnic replacement.

Oh, this isn’t the one with the single mummy gf?

Talk politics with them anyway tbh. Ask them why the support white genocide and then refuse to give them a lift when they are at the door ready to go. Bully them.


f46852 (185)  No.89493

File (hide): fb2006a5ea76103⋯.png (30.14 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1426156074615.png) (h) (u)


f46852 (185)  No.89494

>>89492

But I feel good in my room and doing that would feel painful


f46852 (185)  No.89495>>89496

File (hide): 324f10587062645⋯.png (393.73 KB, 875x682, 875:682, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

3 MILLION?? THAT'S HALF A SHOAH


c0cc27 (27)  No.89496>>89499 >>89503

>>89495

Trump isn’t even cutting their budget. The Jews asked him for an additional 3 million and he refused which they interpret as a cut.


f33c8b (94)  No.89497>>89501

File (hide): 645ef05c42165ea⋯.png (75.56 KB, 526x426, 263:213, 20170610_193023.png) (h) (u)

>>89490

>was assertive

fair enough lad, I just cant imagine letting some knobheads make me feel like you do tbh. throw your plate at one of them and glass another one.

>that pic

laaaaad


f33c8b (94)  No.89498>>89500

>>89492

>refuse them a lift

this tbh. Tell them all evening that you will take them home and then duck out of it at the time.


f46852 (185)  No.89499

File (hide): 87c53e948f58894⋯.jpg (81.54 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 1423682090254.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89496

TOP FUCKING KEK


f46852 (185)  No.89500>>89502

>>89498

SEE IF YOU CAN GET A BLACK OR BROWN LAD PICK YOU UP


f46852 (185)  No.89501>>89506 >>89507

File (hide): 722f58c35db98ca⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 390.88 KB, 1072x1185, 1072:1185, 1483811943743.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89497

I think they're like 5 people, lad. Don't know how many I could take Let's find out


f33c8b (94)  No.89502

>>89500

THATS THE KITTY LAD


a7566a (43)  No.89503

>>89496

>not raising spending is considered a cut in yankland

I hope that never becomes the norm here.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89504>>89508

I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary


66f7b8 (48)  No.89505

File (hide): dd0f20ed2cbe1dd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 145.45 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, DB4fjmbUwAADCKm.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


f33c8b (94)  No.89506>>89642

File (hide): 28b434274a46948⋯.png (707.54 KB, 716x631, 716:631, 28b434274a46948e36d53e1c59….png) (h) (u)

>>89501

>5 people

means nothing if your pride is at stake lad. Sometimes kicking off is entirely reasonable given other peoples attitudes.


f33c8b (94)  No.89507

File (hide): dc70935694a3961⋯.png (333.56 KB, 891x1331, 81:121, Screen-Shot-2016-04-12-at-….png) (h) (u)

>>89501

ahhhhh didnt read the spoiler, G O O D LAD


f33c8b (94)  No.89508>>89514 >>89523

>>89504

not read it, but why is cemetary spellled wrong, or is King just a dick head?


c0cc27 (27)  No.89509>>89510 >>89511 >>89512 >>89513

File (hide): 6ad0800e4b5b16c⋯.jpeg (11.04 KB, 275x183, 275:183, unkmeme1.jpeg) (h) (u)

Somebody just sent me a meme I don’t understand.

Please interpret…


66f7b8 (48)  No.89510>>89516

>>89509

the joke is that it's shit

it's purely an ironic meme it's not meant to actually be funny on its own


f46852 (185)  No.89511>>89516

File (hide): 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, 1484780184128.jpg) (h) (u)


f33c8b (94)  No.89512>>89516

>>89509

its an attempt at absurdist humor, personifying the fish for comedic effect. the humor comes from the assumption that you believe a fish to actually be a human.


e163a3 (18)  No.89513>>89516

>>89509

nothing to understand

its a normie meme

theres no lore behind it


c0cc27 (27)  No.89514>>89515

>>89508

As I recall it is because the sign (for the crematory) in the story is handmade and is misspelled.


f33c8b (94)  No.89515>>89516

>>89514

what a fucking dick head. I liked Prey and Cell, but otherwise I dont like his writing.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89516>>89517 >>89518 >>89519

>>89510

>>89511

>>89512

>>89513

Oh… How am I supposed to reply to it? I appreciate that my friend is sharing a meme (of sorts) with me but…..

>>89515

I don’t read much fiction outside of classics and Philip K Dick tbh. I have only read one King novel ngl.


e163a3 (18)  No.89517>>89520 >>89539

>>89516

idk depends on the friend

i would remove him because

>having friends


66f7b8 (48)  No.89518>>89539

>>89516

>How am I supposed to reply to it?

You're not


f33c8b (94)  No.89519>>89539

>>89516

>how do you respond

hmm, send him a Druid meme :^)

>Phillip k dick

good taste lad.

>only read one king

fair tbh, Ive only read 2, and that was when i was young and stupid.

Do you read much fiction then?


f33c8b (94)  No.89520>>89526 >>89529

>>89517

>not having friends


66f7b8 (48)  No.89521>>89539

>10 pack of parker cartridges costs £6

>30 pack of standard international cartridges costs £2

fucking french


f33c8b (94)  No.89522

meme

wait is the filter gone


10a743 (121)  No.89523>>89527

>>89508

King is an unironic paedo who has a twelve year old girl get willingly gangbanged by little boys in his novel because they don't want to die as virgins.


f33c8b (94)  No.89524

Leon

yids

hello


f33c8b (94)  No.89525>>89528

does that mean herts isnt dead


006263 (17)  No.89526

File (hide): 8b85ef4126e315d⋯.gif (37.08 KB, 1196x918, 598:459, neurotypicalSCUM.gif) (h) (u)


f33c8b (94)  No.89527>>89537

File (hide): 3a718757cf02878⋯.jpg (6.1 KB, 255x191, 255:191, 1469482572046.jpg) (h) (u)


f46852 (185)  No.89528>>89534

>>89525

don't know, lad. no response


e163a3 (18)  No.89529>>89530

File (hide): 257f95b76f2b738⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 21.91 KB, 400x397, 400:397, 257f95b76f2b7385e362f40c63….jpg) (h) (u)

>>89520

>Being a neurotypical normalfag


f33c8b (94)  No.89530>>89531 >>89532

>>89529

>having friends is neurotypical

kek thats just retarded


006263 (17)  No.89531>>89536

File (hide): 862293786a61c93⋯.png (54.64 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, neurotypicalSCUM1.png) (h) (u)


e163a3 (18)  No.89532>>89536

File (hide): 1408c2add2d3fdd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 986.78 KB, 1462x817, 34:19, If only araragi learned ho….png) (h) (u)


f46852 (185)  No.89533

Not really feeling like a film tonight, lasses and lads but I'll put one on for the ones who want


f33c8b (94)  No.89534>>89535

File (hide): efa762ab6a32040⋯.jpg (15.12 KB, 400x500, 4:5, 3091.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89528

smh.

[worrying continues]


f33c8b (94)  No.89535>>89536

File (hide): 783942caa26191e⋯.gif (23.12 KB, 230x129, 230:129, Spaced - Mike.gif) (h) (u)


f33c8b (94)  No.89536

>>89531

>>89532

ahhh this was 4u

>>89535


10a743 (121)  No.89537>>89540

>>89527

It's near the end of It

His fucking fans defend it as showing "true adolescence". He's a terrible writer. truly awful.


006263 (17)  No.89538

File (hide): 958ed7e44a5218a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 41.74 KB, 787x591, 787:591, isshehwhite.JPG) (h) (u)


c0cc27 (27)  No.89539>>89541

File (hide): e8a67fd6b19242d⋯.jpeg (10.83 KB, 612x452, 153:113, refpar.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>89517

He’s a good friend and is curious about my politics, pretends to be outraged that I am a fascist but he isn’t really I don’t think. He is surrounded by the very most liberal people in existence for his work and then I talk about things like eugenics and racial hierarchy.

>having friends

I like having friends, lad. Who are you going to rely upon in the habbening, lad?

>>89518

Oh. What’s the point then?

>>89519

>hmm, send him a Druid meme

It'd be no less baffling tbh.

>Do you read much fiction then?

No, I read non-fiction 95% of the time.

>>89521

Buy image related and never buy another box of cartridges ever again.


f33c8b (94)  No.89540>>89542

>>89537

I read half of the first Divergent which is about (described literally as) a childish-looking 16 year old girl and a 30 something bloke. Smh fucking scum need hanging.


66f7b8 (48)  No.89541>>89545

>>89539

>Buy image related and never buy another box of cartridges ever again.

Lad I have converters but I like to have some cartridges for use in public in case my converter runs out. I also use syringes to refill cartridges with ink to have better capacity tbh


10a743 (121)  No.89542>>89543 >>89546

>>89540

What do you want?’ he asks her.

‘You have to put your thing in me,’ she says.

[…]

There’s a moment when her father’s face intervenes, harsh and forbidding

[…]

‘Bevvie, I’ll fall on you!’ he says, and she hears his breath start to whistle painfully.

‘I think that’s sort of the idea,’ she tells him and holds him gently and guides him. He

pushes forward too fast and there is pain.

[…]

She senses that this is something for him, something extraordinarily, special,

something like . . . like flying. She feels powerful: she feels a sense of triumph rise up strongly

within her. Is this what her father was afraid of? Well he might be! There was power in this

act, all right, a chain-breaking power that was blood-deep

[…]

Mike comes to her, then Richie, and the act is repeated. Now she feels some pleasure, dim

heat in her childish unmatured sex, and she closes her eyes as Stan comes to her and she

thinks of the birds, spring and the birds, and she sees them, again and again, all lighting at

once, filling up the winter-naked trees

[…]

‘Beverly, don’t --- ‘

‘Yes.’

‘Show me how to fly,’ she says with a calmness she doesn’t feel, aware by the fresh wetwarmth on her cheek and neck that he has begun to cry. ‘Show me, Ben.’

‘No . . . ‘

‘If you wrote the poem, show me. Feel my hair if you want to, Ben. It’s all right.’

‘Beverly . . . I . . . I . . . ‘

He’s not just trembling now; he’s shaking all over. But she senses again that this ague is

not all fear --- part of it is the precursor of the throe this act is all about.

[…]

Bill comes to her.

He tries to say something, but his stutter is almost total now.

‘You be quiet,’ she says, secure in her new knowledge, but aware that she is tired now.

Tired and damned sore. The insides and backs of her thighs feel sticky, and she thinks it’s

maybe because Ben actually finished, or maybe because she is bleeding. ‘Everything is going

to be totally okay.’

[…]

She is aware of a dull throbbing pain of which

they, being male, will never know, aware also of a certain exhausted pleasure and the relief

of having it over.


4884b1 (11)  No.89543>>89547


f33c8b (94)  No.89544

here we go lads

CULTURE SHAPES HOW SOMEONE LIES

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/06/170606201354.htm

>People's language changes when they lie depending on their cultural background, psychologists have discovered. Linguistic cues to deception do not appear consistently across all cultures. The differences are dictated by known cultural differences in cognition and social norms. This has implications for everything from forensic risk assessments, discrimination proceedings and the evaluation of asylum seekers.

>However, they did not find this difference when examining the lies of Black African and South Asian participants. Instead, these participants increased their use of first person pronoun and decreased their third person "he/she" pronouns -- they sought to distance their social group rather than them self from the lie.

>There were also differences in the kinds of contextual details reported. The White European and White British participants followed the known trend of decreasing the perceptual information they provided in their lie. In contrast, the Black African and South Asian participants increased the perceptual information they gave when lying, to compensate for providing less social details.

>"The results demonstrate that linguistic cues to deception do not appear consistently across all cultures. The differences are dictated by known cultural differences in cognition and social norms."

>This has implications for everything from forensic risk assessments, discrimination proceedings and the evaluation of asylum seekers.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89545

>>89541

Oh right. I just use a piston filler with a decent capacity when I am on the move tbh. You must do a lot of writing, lad.


f33c8b (94)  No.89546

>>89542

fucking hell


10a743 (121)  No.89547

>>89543

All the characters are prepubescent


f46852 (185)  No.89548>>89549 >>89551 >>89553

File (hide): d2ec012bc55b8fa⋯.png (2.11 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*blocks your path*

Have you praised kek and our ancestors today?


f33c8b (94)  No.89549>>89550

>>89548

No but Ive played 5d rock paper scissors


f46852 (185)  No.89550>>89552


10a743 (121)  No.89551>>89554

>>89548

*teleports behind you*

I hope you like walls Jose.


f33c8b (94)  No.89552>>89555

>>89550

I played the 4d version whilst on acid.


a7566a (43)  No.89553

File (hide): a8f7d6046e4ee25⋯.jpg (712.53 KB, 1500x1562, 750:781, point.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89548

SJWs and the Alt-Right are becoming more like Fallout factions every day.


f46852 (185)  No.89554>>89558 >>89560

>>89551

HOMBRE DON'T DO IT I'M 100% PURE SPANISH


f46852 (185)  No.89555>>89557

>>89552

never gotten beyond 3D tbh


10a743 (121)  No.89556>>89562 >>89564 >>89565

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

SHE'S A FUCKING PAKI


f33c8b (94)  No.89557>>89559

>>89555

nice 3d trips lad, but if you play it then automatocally its 4d lad time is the 4th D


10a743 (121)  No.89558

>>89554

*KOSMIK KARATE KHOP*


10a743 (121)  No.89559>>89561 >>89563

File (hide): 6fc9e54a70217c2⋯.gif (7.41 KB, 490x405, 98:81, onthefloor.gif) (h) (u)

>>89557

>HE ISN'T OUTSIDE THE LAWS OF TIME


f33c8b (94)  No.89560>>89586

File (hide): 9d33c37fe9043cd⋯.jpg (134.87 KB, 734x959, 734:959, 1471748999672.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89554

>dagos


f33c8b (94)  No.89561

>>89559

ahhhhhh we cant all be timelord/bumkings lad


10a743 (121)  No.89562

>>89556

Really pisses me off all that white knighting by fucking half caste bastard yanks in her comment section

I'd garrot the fucking abomination. She's a Jew. She is not white. Fucking slay the bitch.


a89cbc (23)  No.89563

File (hide): c4615eb90f0ea7a⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 8.55 MB, 1920x1078, 960:539, yayaya.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


f46852 (185)  No.89564>>89565 >>89567

>>89556

>What's it like being a mixed race ethno-nationalist?


006263 (17)  No.89565>>89568

>>89556

SHE'S 1/16th BRAHMIN POO IN THE LOO MASTER RACE KYS REEEEE

>>89564

THAT WAS A QUESTION FROM A CALLER NOT ABOUT HER REEEEEEEE


006263 (17)  No.89566>>89569

All of my jewfus have stopped uploading content. Please stop attacking these alt yid waifus they've done nothing wrong.


a7566a (43)  No.89567>>89570 >>89572

File (hide): 5fadf8ccfc2b1f4⋯.jpg (144.77 KB, 850x1043, 850:1043, selfie.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89564

It's a more common position than you think lad. If /pol/ ever founded a huwhite ethno-state the population would be entirely mysterymeat.


10a743 (121)  No.89568>>89571 >>89576

>>89565

She literally says she is part poo in the loo and jew lamb


f46852 (185)  No.89569>>89573

>>89566

Ahhhhhhhhhhh I called Threemilk ugly in the thread she must have seen it


f46852 (185)  No.89570>>89591

>>89567

I remember those Africa colony threads on 4chan. First you started all white, and then you get "Europeans" and then 90% European and then 50% etc. smh couldn't even keep it huwhite on /pol/


006263 (17)  No.89571>>89573 >>89574

>>89568

>I called threemilk ugly in the thread


10a743 (121)  No.89572

>>89567

One would think that the central premise of white nationalism is the one drop rule smh


006263 (17)  No.89573

>>89571

meant

>>89569

smh. Defeated tbh.


f46852 (185)  No.89574

>>89571

That's my (You), lad… and it was only one pic I find her cute most of the time ahhhhhh she probably only saw the negative comments and ignored the one where we found her cute


10a743 (121)  No.89575>>89578

Come to think of it she's mocking us by saying she's going to have children. That means she is breeding us out with mystery meats, and Jews.


006263 (17)  No.89576>>89577 >>89581

>>89568

Give me a pure waifu then lad if such a thing exists


f33c8b (94)  No.89577>>89582

File (hide): 1df3d4113413b7c⋯.jpg (616.03 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, gettyimages-484567630.jpg) (h) (u)


c0cc27 (27)  No.89578>>89581

>>89575

>Come to think of it she's mocking us by saying she's going to have children

She just makes videos talking about how important it is to have children, she isn’t having any. Varg is right, it’s retarded. What is she waiting for?


10a743 (121)  No.89579

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*plays Crwth at you*


f33c8b (94)  No.89580>>89593

File (hide): 6d312c8d374860c⋯.png (585.13 KB, 939x1128, 313:376, 20170610_203040.png) (h) (u)

what


10a743 (121)  No.89581>>89583

>>89578

She is. She's moving to America to have kids, free speech and marry her BF tbh

>>89576

>Implying I would give you a pure waifu and not keep them all to myself


006263 (17)  No.89582>>89585 >>89587

File (hide): 41394767e925854⋯.jpg (118.14 KB, 960x640, 3:2, may-nonced.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): f15d175b0fc5a77⋯.jpg (14.65 KB, 251x209, 251:209, may-nonced2.JPG) (h) (u)

File (hide): 80056c99006404e⋯.jpg (16.31 KB, 266x308, 19:22, may-nonced3.JPG) (h) (u)


c0cc27 (27)  No.89583>>89589

>>89581

>I have to move to the other side of the world

>Then I will start having children, honest

Hwhite women need to get a grip.


f46852 (185)  No.89584>>89596

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw we're keeping them from hurting themselves


f33c8b (94)  No.89585

File (hide): 5929b55180e835c⋯.jpg (60.55 KB, 610x400, 61:40, Cat-in-bed.jpg) (h) (u)


0ffd7b (41)  No.89586>>89588

File (hide): a58713454dc4b01⋯.png (325.48 KB, 760x881, 760:881, 1492056416257.png) (h) (u)

>>89560

The Greek looks like he has Zika


10a743 (121)  No.89587

File (hide): 34540db70630d11⋯.png (39 KB, 580x600, 29:30, MoslePepe.png) (h) (u)


f33c8b (94)  No.89588

>>89586

kek lad, its definitely a turk.


10a743 (121)  No.89589>>89590

>>89583

She's not hwhite roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


c0cc27 (27)  No.89590>>89594

>>89589

I don’t care much about the drop of high caste Indian DNA, the Jewish ancestry is however interesting.


4884b1 (11)  No.89591>>89595

>>89570

/pol/ isn't even 50% white


f46852 (185)  No.89592>>89597


860095 (3)  No.89593

>>89580

before throwing him out of a plane


10a743 (121)  No.89594

>>89590

Sorry lad but even the high caste hindus are niggers


006263 (17)  No.89595>>89598

>>89591

Cuckchan/pol/ is around 90% spic.

Full/pol/ is around 40% spic

End/pol/ is around .02% spic.

Choose accordingly.


681bc6 (16)  No.89596>>89599 >>89600

>>89584

SNK was too short again.

None of the mystery was unravelled again too.


c0cc27 (27)  No.89597

>>89592

Ta lad.


f33c8b (94)  No.89598>>89605

>>89595

but endchan is rubbish lad.


f46852 (185)  No.89599>>89607

>>89596

I know lad ahhhhh will take some time. Worst thing is it slows down even more from here


f33c8b (94)  No.89600>>89607

>>89596

hi lad


f46852 (185)  No.89601>>89602 >>89603 >>89612

File (hide): b09ebb1c68f5e55⋯.png (220.43 KB, 501x567, 167:189, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

wouldn't care if they kept it in their own fucking countries rooooooooo it's almost as if outbreeding the native population is an act of conquest


f33c8b (94)  No.89602>>89604

>>89601

>almost

i hope that was sarcasm, dude


10a743 (121)  No.89603>>89608 >>89609 >>89614 >>89615 >>89616 >>89622

File (hide): 79eee46f61a8d34⋯.png (48.99 KB, 800x800, 1:1, GeneralBumBumAtWar.png) (h) (u)

>>89601

If I join the army they would let me be an officer.

Who /thinking/ here?


f46852 (185)  No.89604>>89606

>>89602

Yeah lad


006263 (17)  No.89605>>89610

File (hide): bdc76bca529d1aa⋯.jpg (145.49 KB, 3016x491, 3016:491, masonniggerschizo.JPG) (h) (u)

>>89598

Quality > Quantity


f33c8b (94)  No.89606


681bc6 (16)  No.89607>>89611

>>89599

Slows down? How do you know?

>>89600

Hail Albion fellow druid!


f46852 (185)  No.89608>>89613

>>89603

Military coup, lad?


c0cc27 (27)  No.89609>>89613

>>89603

Depends how well bred you are, lad.


f33c8b (94)  No.89610

>>89605

top kek lad. But its run by goons according to my notes.


f46852 (185)  No.89611>>89618

>>89607

>Slows down? How do you know?

I read the manga beyond this point but stopped because the artwork is so bad.


006263 (17)  No.89612

>>89601

Largely because muslims live in third world shitholes with high IMRs and low-IQs*


10a743 (121)  No.89613>>89616

>>89609

Lad . . . I'm a KING!

>>89608

*helicopter noises sound ironically in the distance GCHQ*


f33c8b (94)  No.89614>>89619

>>89603

do it lass.


681bc6 (16)  No.89615

File (hide): 82262f3b2d69857⋯.jpg (49.42 KB, 852x480, 71:40, binteameternal2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89603

>If I join the army they would let me be an officer.

If you can get in to Sandhurst that's instant officer training.

Even the Binperium would have to bow to your authority then.


f46852 (185)  No.89616>>89619

>>89613

>>89603

Lad draw a cute officer TBBK, I'm sure that would increase your chances. Show them your ambition.


f33c8b (94)  No.89617

who the fuck drinks vodka and lemonade


681bc6 (16)  No.89618>>89620

File (hide): 3279cb3d0d06621⋯.jpg (13.51 KB, 480x360, 4:3, madjones.jpg) (h) (u)

>>89611

Oh damn. So this whole time I've been theorising about what's gong on, and you actually know. I had no idea.


10a743 (121)  No.89619>>89621 >>89626

>>89614

>>89616

Will see what happens job wise in the next few months. If I'm unemployed for too long it'll be the only option smh


f46852 (185)  No.89620>>89623

>>89618

No lad. I don't really know more than you, I didn't read far enough to find out. I just vaguely know where they are going and doing.


f33c8b (94)  No.89621

>>89619

fair play lad. I dont think youd regret doing it though.


78ef15 (1)  No.89622>>89624 >>89627

>>89603

You'd be thrown off a rooftop tbh


681bc6 (16)  No.89623>>89631

>>89620

I think they altered the intro sequence for this one too, did you notice that? Or did I just imagine it?

I saw some ruined 21st C looking cities, which I don't remember seeing before.


f33c8b (94)  No.89624

>>89622

dont ask, dont tell


94f91e (41)  No.89625

File (hide): 9c3a3fc4ca2e3c6⋯.jpg (53.7 KB, 493x637, 493:637, scream.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw opened a separate browser window and now all the tabs from previous window are gone


006263 (17)  No.89626>>89629 >>89630

>>89619

I'd advise against it lad. You'll most likely be deployed to a M.E.N.A shithole such as Qatar to protect oil interests as global peak oil becomes apparent to the rest of the world. If not you'll be policing domestic shariah zones for the next 10 years.


10a743 (121)  No.89627

>>89622

The army is the best place to meet sexy lads tbh


f33c8b (94)  No.89628

donde esta la thread nuevo


94f91e (41)  No.89629

>>89626

>If not you'll be policing domestic shariah zones for the next 10 years.

I'd like to think the monarch would call on the army to overthrow the government before it got to that tbh


10a743 (121)  No.89630

>>89626

I had a friend who was going to join the officer ranks of the army and they knew of his views and were OK with it until he got arrested and put in national newspapers.

*plays goodest goy until at the top*

* *


f46852 (185)  No.89631

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>89623

Watching the intro again I didn't see that lad. I think you just mistook their architecture for something newer.


f33c8b (94)  No.89632

J'aimerais un pain au chocolat sil vous plait


f33c8b (94)  No.89633

ou est la bibliotheque?


10a743 (121)  No.89634>>89635 >>89639

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Tommy Robboes cousin got gang raped


f33c8b (94)  No.89635

>>89634

i can hear the kneecaps smashing from here


f46852 (185)  No.89636>>89637

File (hide): 218baba836fba27⋯.png (689.69 KB, 852x641, 852:641, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG


f33c8b (94)  No.89637>>89647

>>89636

>implying broad daylight is the appropriate time to sacrifice a baby

smh


681bc6 (16)  No.89638

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THE BINPERIUM

IS EVOLVING


f46852 (185)  No.89639

>>89634

time code?


f33c8b (94)  No.89640>>89643

J'aimerais un pain au chocolat sil vous plait


f46852 (185)  No.89641>>89644 >>89646 >>89649

new thread when?


94f91e (41)  No.89642>>89648

>>89506

That image is a fake right?


f33c8b (94)  No.89643

>>89640

>refresh tab

>accidentally hit post instead of wiping the old post

why do i have to delete the old post text

why is this so backwards


860095 (3)  No.89644>>89651

>>89641

i can, hold on


681bc6 (16)  No.89646

>>89641

Don't one of your sex slaves normally make a new thread for us?


10a743 (121)  No.89647

>>89637

tbf it is the Duir Month today tbh


f33c8b (94)  No.89648

>>89642

no, the account is fake though


a7566a (43)  No.89649

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f46852 (185)  No.89651




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