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I think I'll go on a ride today lads.

Have to drive my mum tbh

>>8223

Drive safely.

Hefyd, bore da pawb.

>>8223

Good lad, you should treat your mummy well, this is why people have children after all. Assuming she wasn't an abusive alcoholic or something.

>>8228

>>8227

bore da pawb lads

Samurai Jack episode 2 promo tbh

>>8235

So you went from your garden to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Quite a journey, lass. Hope you weren't rebel scum.

Can you bum a crocodile lads?

>>8237

>(1)

LAD

>>8238

I'm sure you can. Why though? I've actually eaten crocodile.

>>8239

Never seen one take a shit tbh, so I wondered if they excreted differently.

Aren't they very strong, it'd be quite the struggle, might turn a lad on tbh.

>>8239

tbf i just woke up

>>8244

Now I'm not going to pretend like I know anything about anylising dreams or what JBP would have said, but it kind of sounds like that doesn't it? Maybe not a fear, but something you have to overcome to move on. You have to slay the dragon/beast/whale/vader to go through the door, but I guess it doesn't help much when we don't know what it was that's on the other side.

Makes me think of this scene anyway.

>>8245

Morning, lass

Anyone have the anime girls blocking your path with their legs image?

>>8245

Are you in a hurry?

*excludes Neo by holding a private conversation with Pembs through PMs*

>>8248

sounds lewd

>>8249

No Im pretty chill tbh I can't even eat toast yet because intermittent fasting.

>>8253

To stop myself from staying up all night eating cereal. It's just an 8 hour window I'm not going whole days without earting, I'm not a monk.

>>8256

That's good, lad. I used intermittent fastening when losing weight and I only allowed myself to eat every 3-4 hours with no snacks tbh

>>8257

Did you cut sugar out of your diet, lad?

>>8257

that's pretty hardcore lad

>>8259

Guten morgen obergruppenführer *salutes*

I hate all of you Good morning.

>>8263

Are you some sort of cunt I didnt get my bagel this morning either what the fuck

>>8265

>>8263

Where are you getting these consistent bagels from lad

>>8262

>that's pretty hardcore lad

Thanks, lad. I failed in the end though smh

>>8263

Based civics supports a based civic Israel

>>8264

>I hate all of you

lad…

Good morning

>>8261

I thought it was odd you both called me lass

>>8263

I wasn't trying to impersonate you sir I just like Rei

>>8280

Did you want some female hormones as well, lad?

>>8281

please don't lad I like being a boy

>>8289

>>8290

Cute gif lad tbh

Lads, I always get a specific loaf of bread because its 69p and the girlies always say

>69 then please

Am I beyond help?

>>8293

they obviously decided on that because they wanted you to have lewd thoughts, lad. Lasses are surprisingly lewd smh

>>8296

Damn that's a pretty cool throw

>>8295

*nods sagely*

Unsurprising tbh with my cherubic good looks and White Shaft-esque demeanour.

tfw never played gta except for one of the early 2d ones

>>8299

I said cherubic not chiselled lad.

>>8302

No. I guess mummy kept me away from violent games like that or something smh

>>8303

Oh, good. Almost banned you without a chance to defend yourself tbh

>>8304

Jeez lad, what sort of banana republic is this place? jk lad I support the disfigurement of chads also

Who here /tearsOffChunksOfBreadInsteadOfSlicingIt/?

>>8305

Good lad

>>8306

I'm sure it was fun tbh. Had a lot of fun playing the 2D one

>>8307

You eat bread with nothing on it?

>>8307

me tbh, not sure there's any real advantages to slicing bread other than aesethetics.

Substances run off it either way

>>8311

Fuck plates and all tbh.

>>8312

straws and kitchen towl

>>8307

>>8309

What about sandwiches?

>>8316

Stay safe and have fun, lass

>>8317

Hollow out a loaf and cram shit inside tbh. Amateur.

>>8315

The bread wrapper and prepackaged drinks, normally beer. Get on my level.

>>8316

Dosvidanya lad

>>8319

that's a big sandwich

>>8321

jewjewjewjew

>>8324

info on it if you want

http://archive.is/D1ri6

In a study published in PLOS Genetics on Thursday, the researchers found that nostril width differed significantly among populations from different regions around the world. Moreover, the higher the temperature and absolute humidity of the region, the wider the nostril, the researchers found, suggesting that climate very well may have played a part in shaping our sniffers.

Physical traits that are in direct contact with the environment often undergo natural selection and evolve faster, said Arslan Zaidi, a postdoctoral scholar in genetics at Penn State and an author of the paper. “This is one of the reasons why we looked at nose shape.”

All in all, Dr. Zaidi and his colleagues measured seven nose traits, including the nose’s height, protrusion and nostril width, along with skin pigmentation and overall height in men and women whose parents were born in regions that corresponded with their genetic ancestry. They looked at four regions --- West Africa, East Asia, Northern Europe and South Asia — with at least 40 participants in each group.

Among the groups in this study, only nostril width and skin pigmentation showed greater differences than would be expected because of chance accumulations of genetic mutations.

Over all, people whose parents and ancestors came from warm, humid climates tended to have wider nostrils, whereas those from cold, dry climates tended to have narrower ones.

Correlations between nostril width and climate were strongest for Northern Europeans, the researchers found, suggesting that cold, dry climates in particular may have favored people with narrower nostrils.

>>8326

I am sure it is or was at least theorised. It just comes as a shock to people who have bought we're all the same memi. It's kind of weird how white eastern Asians can be though. You don't see native Americans that white.

>(1)

>>8330

do it pussy

>>8331

Top kek. *edits your post so you look hard*

>>8332

youre a top lad, lad*

oh right I forgot the original Nips were Anglos

>>8335

how is she a racemixer lad?

also you got the first half of that down tbh:^)

>>8336

I'm losing weight very slowly tbh. And she posted a pic with a black guy on twitter and 4/pol/ trolled him with it. I am sure he'd be fine with being a cuck.

>>8337

True, lad. I've enjoyed some Korean films though tbh

Think Memories of murder is one of my favourite films, it's just so comfy

>>8338

oh ok lad smh like he could do any better though tbh

>>8340

True

>>8341

Been a while since I've seen it, but it's a murder mystery. The detectives are a duo similar to us, and then another bully detective joins them smh

If I remove the door in your bedroom, I guarantee all of you lads will improve as human beings tbh.

>>8343

Why, lad? Maybe I'd kept my room more tidy and clean, but that's all I can see happening

>>8343

come over and do it then lad

>>8346

I'll be round to kick it in lad. Please ensure you've aired the room prior to my arrival.

>>8345

Aren't you a forgetful lad? Sounds like a door is too much responsibility for you tbh. On a windy day, you're probably disturbing others.

>>8348

Address: 86 Durham Rd, London N7 7DU

>>8349

lady vengeance is good, i like where the table scene and the forced pussy licking at the start. sorry for being immoral tbh

>>8351

Oh, forgot to add Memories of Murder in that list tbh. Think I'll have to rewatch that and the Chaser tbh

>>8353

chaser's a bit shit tbh, the police are unrealisticly incompetent.

I watched Infernal affairs 1 recently, its a mistake to see it after you've seen the departed tbh.

>>8354

Yeah I don't think too critically about the films I see. Is it worse than the departed? Too similar?

>>8355

Why don't they just make westerners design their females?

>>8357

I guess they have self-respect.

Nice, fresh Civic Fencer, expanding on his previous video.

>>8356

It starts off with the twist, the triad are joining the police but if you've seen the departed you're already familiar with that twist.

Its not bad, but some of the female male interaction seems a bit shallow in Infernal Affairs. I did get the feels when there were a few death mind.

I would say its slightly worse if you're aware of the twist, still a good hong kong cop film mind.

Who seen the Raid and Dredd here?

>>8359

cheers lad

>>8360

>Who seen the Raid and Dredd here?

Me

>>8360

>>8362

quality films, the raid was made by a welshman who fell for the imperium memi iirc

>>8363

>the raid was made by a welshman who fell for the imperium memi iirc

reeeee

>>8365

Good lad. Figured you being a based NEET would give you time to watch some films tbh. Had my gook phase a few years ago tbh

>>8362

I hate how people criticised Dredd for using a towerblock despite Megacity1 being a citadel of towerblocks(since the comics began) just because the raid was released slightly before. It almost made me want to shit on the Raid, but I couldn't because it was too good.

The raid is the better film but the dredd sequel had more potential, its just a shame that the raid effectively cock blocked Dredd 2.

>>8364

>>8363

Its for the best, I think the BBC spurned him here.

who here watching old 90s shows?

>>8368

Oh, so we'll never getting a sequel then? Do you really think audiences didn't see it because of the raid though? I think I recall something about it not being advertised that well

>>8369

not me tbh. Not really watching much of shows lately at all. Guess I'll finish GoT and that'll be it for a while.

>>8371

I just choose to believe that tbh lad. It hurts too much that not enough people share my passion for Dredd.

>>8372

You have a passion for Dredd? Never really read or seen anything but the films.

>>8373

yes, I'll tell you some of the best story arcs if you like.

who /couldkillDrumpfbutchoosesnotto/ here?

>>8374

I don't think I'd read it, sorry, lad.

>>8375

Thats not ok lad.

>>8376

>it really is. I love southern culture and everything, it would be such a nice place if it wasn't for the blacks and kikes destroying it

>no big property you'd need a four-wheeler to get around on

>you gun you can carry with you pretty much anywhere and shoot whatever you want to eat

ahhhhh America is such a waste

>>8380

He looks like a Woes mixed with a Jew

>>8366

is it true that the car is censored on yank telly now?

>>8384

just find yourself a corner and get something you like lad

>>8383

Some just stopped running it. Not sure if anyone runs it and censors it though. Apparently they also stopped producing toys with the flag on them.

>>8391

Why would they want you to advocate women entrepreneurs? Wew

>>8392

TGI Fridays. Never been there before. Never really been to restaurants before that I can remember tbh. Been watching some Gordon Ramsay videos though so I know how to react if I don't like the food tbh

>>8393

Think it's just photoshopped as a joke about liberals

>>8387

>>8388

That makes more sense

>>8390

wew

>>8396

>isn't that a yank like place or something idk.

It is

>top kek. cause a massive scene and spit the food out in front of the waitress.

Top kek

>starts calling for people's attention and screaming for them to leave because the food is so shit it's close to poisonous

That episode about the "best pizza" in town with the waitress whose just glad Gordon is there to destroy the old greasy owner is brilliant.

She's also kind of cute

Why did God cuck Joseph?

>>8401

This one? Top kek. Too proud to admit shit is shit

>>8400

top kek. He's such a good lad even though he's a bully.

>>8402

Yeah. I guess that would be better but it's already been decided.

>that video

wew. Have a link to it on youtube?

>>8404

He believes in eugenics

>>8407

Why aren't your fellow white men helping you get a comfy job where you are paid more than your female peers, lad?

>>8405

That episode yeah, that pizza is disgusting, I really hope that wasn't how the pizza was always like.

>he hasn't tasted a classic pizza before

wew

there's a scene in that episode where she giggles and her tits bounce

>>8410

>there's a scene in that episode where she giggles and her tits bounce

you gotta post it now lad

>>8411

I watched it on TV years ago lad, I have no idea which part it's from

so that's what filters into Hail Herts wew

>>8414

Nah, he's trying to make her job bareable, remember with all the shit the chef churns out, she's the one who has to face the music when they complain.

she's also like 16 lad cmon smh tbh

>>8419

Oh. Apparently it's live. Wew I'm not watching two cucks debate

https://www.destiny.gg/bigscreen

>>8422

Sargon and Destiny. You know who Sargon is, Destiny is a lad who debated Jontron about race and identity politcs(Not really sure what they talked about). Destiny also debated Lauren Southern. I am not entirely sure why he does this as he just seems to be a youtuber that plays games. He seems autistic though.

>>8424

Top kek. I liked some of these. Kind of sad he quit

>>8426

what do you mean close to the sun lass

>>8427

As in he's risking losing a lot of income by throwing a bone to these youtube cranks and the alt-right >>8426 pic related, that's from one of his latest videos.

>>8428

oh yeah, im sure itll be fine /ourguy/ tbh

>>8430

I don't know, lad. He's nowhere near as big as Pewdiepie, nor does he upload as often. Don't know how much he makes though.

every time

>>8434

>well yeah pewds has millions, but I'm sure jon is well off

Sure.

>>8427

IT'S A REFERENCE TO ICARUS HOW IS NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8429

i hope that imag eisnt real smh

why is eren a cuck?

>>8433

top kek

>>8438

Arin is incredibly PC and signals all the time tbh. I didn't mean literal cuck.

>>8440

i guess i never noticed before

>>8426

Icarus your wings are melting

Never will you reach the sun

Though you feel your spirit soaring

Your proud wings shall come undone

Your proud wings shall come undone

>>8445

ive watch it*(you) need to calm down lad

fresh imperium lad

>>8447

Don't worry, lad. I'm calm

>>8450

Its good (you) calmed down lad

>>8446

Did he start digging into it and realise the truth?

>>8455

Don't worry, lad. We'll never be corrupted by the roasties.

>>8460

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>8460

Good luck laddo

>tfw in this episode some roastie comes into the library and tells based giles into how books are evil white man creations and everything needs to belong on computers

fucking roasties smh buffy is secretly redpilled this bitch scanned an ancient demon into a computer and based Giles tells her information technology can easily manipulate the unprepared

fucking women smh

My van broke but I fixed it, can someone call me a good boy please?

>>8460

Oh, lamb

>>8469

[smugness intensifies]

What are you lot up to this evening?

FILTHY ARGIES TBH LADS

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-argentina-britain-falklands-idUKKBN16O29X

>Argentina is pushing for closer ties with Britain ahead of its largest trade mission to London in two decades later this month by avoiding a historical point of disagreement: competing sovereignty claims to the Falkland Islands.

>Under President Mauricio Macri both sides have sought common ground on fishing and flights to the British-held islands some 500 kilometers off Argentina's coast 35 years after Britain won a brief war over their control

>>8471

Weren't Argentina once on good terms with the UK?

>>8472

Not since we melted their sailors and sent them packing from the falklands lad.

>>8473

That was only a couple of decades ago lad, Argentina has been around for centuries.

>>8472

maybe during their war of independence against Spain? good question, lad.

>>8474

Oh I thought you meant recent history. I dont know much about South America tbh, its on my reading list though. We had excellent relations with Portugal in particular, and if Argentina is an ex-Portugese, French or Spanish colony then its likely.

>>8477

Argentina is a collection of city states that formed a nation sometime in the 1800s, I mean they weren't even a country when Darwin went to the Galapagos

>>8475

Pub probs tbqh, Ive got a fuckload of work to do in the fucktruck tomorrow, so going to get hammered and fall asleep early.

PREPARE YOU ARSEHOLES FOLKS, IM GETTING BLADDERED

>>8478

Thanks lad, I didnt know that. Im going to look into it.

Did you know owls can rotate their knecks 270°?

Ive run out of data so Im going to owlpost in text form

Owls are birds from the order Strigiformes, which includes about 200 species of mostly solitary and nocturnal birds of prey typified by an upright stance, a large, broad head, binocular vision, binaural hearing, sharp talons, and feathers adapted for silent flight. Exceptions include the diurnal northern hawk-owl and the gregarious burrowing owl.

Although humans and owls frequently live together in harmony, there have been incidents when owls have attacked humans. In January 2013, a man from Inverness, Scotland suffered heavy bleeding and went into shock after being attacked by an owl, which was likely a 50-cm tall eagle owl.[52] The photographer Eric Hosking lost his left eye after attempting to photograph a tawny owl, which inspired the title of his 1970 autobiography, An Eye for a Bird

Owl eggs typically have a white colour and an almost spherical shape, and range in number from a few to a dozen, depending on species and the particular season; for most, three or four is the more common number. In at least one species, female owls do not mate with the same male for a lifetime. Female burrowing owls commonly travel and find other mates, while the male stays in his territory and mates with other females

The smallest owl---weighing as little as 31 g (1 oz) and measuring some 13.5 cm (5 in)—is the elf owl (Micrathene whitneyi).[3] Around the same diminutive length, although slightly heavier, are the lesser known long-whiskered owlet (Xenoglaux loweryi) and Tamaulipas pygmy owl (Glaucidium sanchezi).[3] The largest owl by length is the great grey owl (Strix nebulosa), which measures around 70 cm (28 in) on average and can attain a length of 84 cm (33 in).[3] However, the heaviest (and largest winged) owls are two similarly sized eagle owls; the Eurasian eagle-owl (Bubo bubo) and Blakiston's fish owl (B. blakistoni). These two species, which are on average about 2.53 cm (1.00 in) shorter in length than the great grey, can both attain a wingspan of 2 m (6.6 ft) and a weight of 4.5 kg (10 lb) in the largest females

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>>8489

Wew forget to log in

>>8490

>>8489

Alright lad

>>8491

Thanks for posting here btw, it's good to have the numbers to keep the board alive in its early days.

>>8492

Your alright lad, I like you lads, and I like the fact that it keeps other threads elsewhere clear. And you lot are faster than druid/pol/ and I can autism the place up without getting banned. tl;dr *fistbumps you*

>>8494

You make it sound sinister. I approve.

>>8493

*fistbumps you back*

my nigga fellow English gentleman

>>8494

#prayfor22 tbh

Seriously that sounds pretty terrible. I hate yank imports of all kinds.

YOU ARE ALL DEFICIENT IN VITAMIN D. TAKE VITAMIN D

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170317102355.htm

>More than half of college football athletes participating in the NFL Combine had inadequate levels of vitamin D, and this left them more susceptible to muscle strains and 'sports hernia,' according to researchers

>>8497

lad

its just more proof that 22stones is a real person tbh

>>8500

what is?

>>8501

Lad!

>>8502

this story/explanation for his absence, its too circumstantial, like his charity/tesco shop amalgaration.

>>8503

sounds like a silly conspiracy tbh

>>8504

>>8503

I always thought he was GCHQ disinfo tbh.

>>8505

that seems the most likely tbh

tfw used to practice my social skills with my dementia granny, got pretty good at answering the how's school question at the age of 26

>>8509

>tfw being bullied for pointing out that I dont know something and taking an educated guess

*gesticulates wildly*

>>8510

kek

>>8511

This is a pretty solid plan if you intend to be friends with other octagenerians.Does that mean RIP granny?

>>8512

I can't blame you lad, the only reason I know anything about the outside world is from my time on halfchan's /int/ and more recently playing GSGs.

>>8514

yes rip granny

>>8518

what did you say lad?

Did it cause her distress?

>>8516

F

>>8523

lads we have to do something tbh

>>8524

We should plot to overthrow the SA government with guns and other illegal shit on a publicly accessible online forum tbh

>>8524

in the thread or in SA?

>>8525

TOP KEK

>>8527

SA

Just realised everyone is out for St Patricks day tbh. I don't do that shit so I just played my playlist of Ulster Loyalist songs in front of my taig friend earlier today.

If you see a taig nearby blast this on the speakers tbh

>>8530

I don't really care about northern ireland tbh.

I like reading about it mind, who read 'crimes of loyalty' Ian Wood.

>>8531

The Trumpcucking has really gone overboard. He's just a civic nationalist (if even that) who wants to stop illegal immigration. Race is not an issue. All he did was move the overton window right, which is a good achievement, but not Hitler 2.0.

I'm fuming at the yanks trying to get the Afrikaners to abandon hundreds of years of culture to join the failing American state as well.

>>8533

NI is interesting for me, haven't read many books though tbh, I'll have to check that book out.

I like excessive Loyalism for triggering power, but really in order for things to work they ought to follow Big Ian's example and get together with the Irish Nats.

>>8534

quite a few ebooks, there's much more available on the nationalist groups mind.

The Provisional Irish Republican Army and the Morality of Terrorism is one for e.g.

>>8535

I'm fairly well read on the Nats, but I'll have look at that one as well. I really ought to read more on the UVF and UDA and other Loyalist organisations, they're scandalously underrepresented in history books.

does anyone have a good book on the bush war?

>>8537

I've only read Ian Smith's memoirs so far but I have these on my list:

A Handful of Hard Men

Three Sips of Gin

James and the Duck

Once Upon A White Man

>>8537

I have an article about the Rhodesian SAS, books on the bush war are kind of hard to find. There are some mind, I have a few but I'd have to dig them out, good that you have a trip.

>>8537

Who dares loses? is the article

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/03071840701863067?scroll=top&needAccess=true&journalCode=rusi20

>>8538

cheers lad

>>8539

>I have an article about the Rhodesian SAS

I'd be intereted in reading that lad

>good that you have a trip

what do you mean lad?

>>8542

oh cheers lad will read it now

>>8540

Not surprised, go to France and you'll see how swarthy a lot of the 'white' frogs are.

This also reminds me of that data that was posted on /brit/ a while back detailing how the frogs are cucks and that women are expected to cheat. That made me chuckle tbh