4a5f26 No.8207
NON KOSHER NEWS:
Russian zoo's raccoon in 'erotic' video dispute
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39290208
Dracula the ‘Wandering Jew,’ and other unknown facets of Irish lit in NY-bound exhibition
http://www.timesofisrael.com/dracula-the-wandering-jew-and-other-unknown-facets-of-irish-lit-in-ny-bound-exhibition/
Top Trump aide a sworn member of Nazi-allied group – report
http://www.timesofisrael.com/top-trump-aide-a-sworn-member-of-nazi-allied-group-report/
KOSHER NEWS:
Everyone wanted to see that Taliban guy dead: Colleagues of Marine A said they'd have killed him too because saving him would have risked British lives
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4322236/Colleagues-Marine-said-d-killed-insurgent.html
A mother's fatal sacrifice: New film tells the tragic story of how one brave woman was sent to the gas chambers after taking in a Russian PoW who had escaped the Nazis in occupied Jersey
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4322102/As-new-film-shows-price-paid-death.html
How (YOU) can stay safe from Russian hackers: Experts reveal the simple rules to safeguard email accounts
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4321134/How-elude-Russian-hackers-decent-password-security.html
The radical NASA plan to turn the SUN into a giant 'magnifying glass' to look for alien worlds
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4322036/Scientists-want-turn-SUN-giant-telescope.html
4a5f26 No.8209
Proof 22st is a goon and the ORIGINAL beachmaster.
4a5f26 No.8213
*mans the board*
*poses as a lass*
*boosts PPH*
4a5f26 No.8214
Off to the gym lads to burn off some fat.
4a5f26 No.8217
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I think I'll go on a ride today lads.
4a5f26 No.8218
>tfw can remember having a dream but since mummy woke me up and talked to me I couldn't even try to hold on to it
>>8209
Lol what the fuck? Stop appropriating /newbrit/ culture reee
>>8211
What's wrong with her leg and eye and why isn't she covering up?
>>8214
That's early, lad
>>8217
Bicycling is nice until you're going uphill tbh. Or it's windy. Top kek that video.
4a5f26 No.8219
Based Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale
Also video on it from an anti-SJW youtuber lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLYjI4r1cIo
4a5f26 No.8221
>>8220
No country is freer than Germany lad…
4a5f26 No.8222
>>8221
>tfw freedom means hate speech laws and gun control
Morning, lass
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4a5f26 No.8224
>>8222
Morning lad. I wanted to know what sort of things you dreamed about >>8218 it's gone now I guess.
4a5f26 No.8225
4a5f26 No.8227
Hefyd, bore da pawb.
>>8223
Good lad, you should treat your mummy well, this is why people have children after all. Assuming she wasn't an abusive alcoholic or something.
4a5f26 No.8228
>wore my trousers inside out to the shop
>>8225
Always
>>8224
They were pulled away from me sadly. It's so weird how I can go from vividly visualising something to immediately forgetting it in less than a second. What about you, lass?
>>8227
bore da, lad
She's coddled me. If anything she's been too nice, but like with the rest of my family she's also passive aggressive. I do support them whenever I can though as I'm a NEET so it's the least I can do.
>>8226
>tfw people are bored of hating Drumpf but the media doesn't care about losing money
4a5f26 No.8229
>>8228
>>8227
bore da pawb lads
4a5f26 No.8230
>>8229
Morning lad
>tfw mummy is making omelette and bacon as a reward for driving her
4a5f26 No.8231
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Samurai Jack episode 2 promo tbh
4a5f26 No.8232
>It's a Nip has a fuller beard than you episode
4a5f26 No.8233
>It's a furry can't see skin colour episode
4a5f26 No.8235
>>8228
All I can remember this time was being in the garden building something on a workbench, then I was on Mars and then there was Darth Vader and I woke up.
4a5f26 No.8236
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>>8235
So you went from your garden to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Quite a journey, lass. Hope you weren't rebel scum.
4a5f26 No.8238
Can you bum a crocodile lads?
4a5f26 No.8239
>>8237
>(1)
LAD
>>8238
I'm sure you can. Why though? I've actually eaten crocodile.
4a5f26 No.8240
>>8239
Never seen one take a shit tbh, so I wondered if they excreted differently.
Aren't they very strong, it'd be quite the struggle, might turn a lad on tbh.
4a5f26 No.8241
4a5f26 No.8242
>>8236
>Hope you weren't rebel scum.
He didn't seem friendly so I guess I was.
4a5f26 No.8243
>>8242
Sounds like another lewd dream. wew
4a5f26 No.8244
>>8243
I remember him standing in a doorway that I wanted to get through and that's when I woke up. Maybe it's some kind of fear archetype showing up.
4a5f26 No.8247
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>>8244
Now I'm not going to pretend like I know anything about anylising dreams or what JBP would have said, but it kind of sounds like that doesn't it? Maybe not a fear, but something you have to overcome to move on. You have to slay the dragon/beast/whale/vader to go through the door, but I guess it doesn't help much when we don't know what it was that's on the other side.
Makes me think of this scene anyway.
>>8245
Morning, lass
4a5f26 No.8248
Anyone have the anime girls blocking your path with their legs image?
4a5f26 No.8249
>>8245
Are you in a hurry?
4a5f26 No.8250
*excludes Neo by holding a private conversation with Pembs through PMs*
4a5f26 No.8251
>>8248
sounds lewd
>>8249
No Im pretty chill tbh I can't even eat toast yet because intermittent fasting.
4a5f26 No.8252
>>8250
You promised this would be a board free of shadowy cliques.
4a5f26 No.8253
>>8252
You missed the window of becoming a mod. You don't know how much power corrupts, lass. I thought it was a memi.
I think we'll be fine though. As long as lasses stay out of it we'll avoid what happened in /newbritpolitics/
>>8251
Oh, why are you doing intermittent fasting, lad?
4a5f26 No.8254
>tfw the internet is too slow to watch a dr jordan peterson lecture because someone is probably watching porn
4a5f26 No.8255
>>8254
He's putting out too much content. I'm falling behind. I have the time, just not the mental capacity/stamina to watch multiple videos a day
4a5f26 No.8256
>>8253
To stop myself from staying up all night eating cereal. It's just an 8 hour window I'm not going whole days without earting, I'm not a monk.
4a5f26 No.8257
>>8256
That's good, lad. I used intermittent fastening when losing weight and I only allowed myself to eat every 3-4 hours with no snacks tbh
4a5f26 No.8258
>>8257
Did you cut sugar out of your diet, lad?
4a5f26 No.8261
>>8258
Mostly. I used to reward myself with some sweets if I had been a good boy that day.
>>8259
wew. I thought Rei was you, sorry, lad. smh guess my discord joke didn't really work then smh *hugs you and denies the group*
4a5f26 No.8262
>>8257
that's pretty hardcore lad
>>8259
Guten morgen obergruppenführer *salutes*
4a5f26 No.8264
I hate all of you Good morning.
4a5f26 No.8265
>>8263
Are you some sort of cunt I didnt get my bagel this morning either what the fuck
4a5f26 No.8266
>>8265
>>8263
Where are you getting these consistent bagels from lad
4a5f26 No.8267
>>8262
>that's pretty hardcore lad
Thanks, lad. I failed in the end though smh
>>8263
Based civics supports a based civic Israel
>>8264
>I hate all of you
lad…
Good morning
4a5f26 No.8268
>>8261
I thought it was odd you both called me lass
>>8263
I wasn't trying to impersonate you sir I just like Rei
4a5f26 No.8269
>>8261
I thought he was Rei too tbh. That's what he looks like now in my mind.
4a5f26 No.8271
>>8270
He hasn't taken his daily dose yet.
4a5f26 No.8273
>>8271
>he
lass… But you're right
But then we'll have a lass on the mod team…
4a5f26 No.8275
>>8273
>implying moderation wouldn't be more fun with a designated lass on the team
4a5f26 No.8276
>>8274
Your bum is getting nice and plump, lass. Makes pricking you easier *pricks you*
>>8275
Aren't we all completely the same, lass? What would the difference be?
4a5f26 No.8278
>>8276
>What would the difference be?
>implying you don't already know
4a5f26 No.8279
>>8277
Soon your breasts will be bigger than Neo's. She doesn't even need a bra
>*becomes emotional and irrational* look what you've done laddd *cries and then laughs*
TOP KEK. It's working
>>8278
I do love lasses and I'm not homo so I guess there has to be a difference
4a5f26 No.8280
This thread is getting a little bit too gay.
4a5f26 No.8281
>>8280
Did you want some female hormones as well, lad?
4a5f26 No.8282
Going for a moral walk to dispel this excess lewdness.
4a5f26 No.8283
>>8282
You started it, lass. I'm pure. Have a nice walk.
4a5f26 No.8285
>>8284
>hope she doesn't see that as bullying lad
I hope it really was a moral walk and not a escape the bullies walk. What have I done?
4a5f26 No.8286
>>8281
please don't lad I like being a boy
4a5f26 No.8287
>>8286
Can't tell if being honest or not
4a5f26 No.8288
Fuck. Lasses are sensitive about their breast size I shouldn't have said it.
4a5f26 No.8291
>>8289
>>8290
Cute gif lad tbh
4a5f26 No.8293
Lads, I always get a specific loaf of bread because its 69p and the girlies always say
>69 then please
Am I beyond help?
4a5f26 No.8295
>>8293
they obviously decided on that because they wanted you to have lewd thoughts, lad. Lasses are surprisingly lewd smh
4a5f26 No.8297
>>8296
Damn that's a pretty cool throw
4a5f26 No.8298
>>8295
*nods sagely*
Unsurprising tbh with my cherubic good looks and White Shaft-esque demeanour.
4a5f26 No.8299
>>8298
A Chad in /newbrit/?
4a5f26 No.8301
tfw never played gta except for one of the early 2d ones
4a5f26 No.8303
>>8299
I said cherubic not chiselled lad.
4a5f26 No.8304
>>8302
No. I guess mummy kept me away from violent games like that or something smh
>>8303
Oh, good. Almost banned you without a chance to defend yourself tbh
4a5f26 No.8305
>>8304
Jeez lad, what sort of banana republic is this place? jk lad I support the disfigurement of chads also
4a5f26 No.8307
Who here /tearsOffChunksOfBreadInsteadOfSlicingIt/?
4a5f26 No.8308
>>8305
Good lad
>>8306
I'm sure it was fun tbh. Had a lot of fun playing the 2D one
>>8307
You eat bread with nothing on it?
4a5f26 No.8309
>>8307
me tbh, not sure there's any real advantages to slicing bread other than aesethetics.
Substances run off it either way
4a5f26 No.8310
>>8308
>>8309
Nah marmite is required tbh.
4a5f26 No.8312
>>8311
Fuck plates and all tbh.
4a5f26 No.8315
>>8312
straws and kitchen towl
4a5f26 No.8316
>>8314
No lad I was about to write how I'm going to be gone (probably) for two days and that you'll not shitpost that hard but then I got carried away and kinda forgot what I should write.
so yeah bye for now hombres
4a5f26 No.8317
>>8307
>>8309
What about sandwiches?
4a5f26 No.8318
>>8316
Stay safe and have fun, lass
4a5f26 No.8319
>>8317
Hollow out a loaf and cram shit inside tbh. Amateur.
>>8315
The bread wrapper and prepackaged drinks, normally beer. Get on my level.
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4a5f26 No.8321
>>8319
that's a big sandwich
4a5f26 No.8323
4a5f26 No.8324
Thank God we don't have to think about the climate when settling anymore. Our civic utopia wouldn't be possible
4a5f26 No.8325
>>8324
info on it if you want
http://archive.is/D1ri6
In a study published in PLOS Genetics on Thursday, the researchers found that nostril width differed significantly among populations from different regions around the world. Moreover, the higher the temperature and absolute humidity of the region, the wider the nostril, the researchers found, suggesting that climate very well may have played a part in shaping our sniffers.
Physical traits that are in direct contact with the environment often undergo natural selection and evolve faster, said Arslan Zaidi, a postdoctoral scholar in genetics at Penn State and an author of the paper. “This is one of the reasons why we looked at nose shape.”
All in all, Dr. Zaidi and his colleagues measured seven nose traits, including the nose’s height, protrusion and nostril width, along with skin pigmentation and overall height in men and women whose parents were born in regions that corresponded with their genetic ancestry. They looked at four regions — West Africa, East Asia, Northern Europe and South Asia — with at least 40 participants in each group.
Among the groups in this study, only nostril width and skin pigmentation showed greater differences than would be expected because of chance accumulations of genetic mutations.
Over all, people whose parents and ancestors came from warm, humid climates tended to have wider nostrils, whereas those from cold, dry climates tended to have narrower ones.
Correlations between nostril width and climate were strongest for Northern Europeans, the researchers found, suggesting that cold, dry climates in particular may have favored people with narrower nostrils.
4a5f26 No.8326
>>8325
I thought this was already an established science. Next they'll be announcing startling new evidence that skin pigmentation might related to geographical lineage.
4a5f26 No.8328
>>8326
I am sure it is or was at least theorised. It just comes as a shock to people who have bought we're all the same memi. It's kind of weird how white eastern Asians can be though. You don't see native Americans that white.
4a5f26 No.8329
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4a5f26 No.8332
>>8331
Top kek. *edits your post so you look hard*
4a5f26 No.8333
>>8332
youre a top lad, lad*
4a5f26 No.8334
oh right I forgot the original Nips were Anglos
4a5f26 No.8335
>ywn be a fat slob and have a gold digger racemixing wife
4a5f26 No.8336
>>8335
how is she a racemixer lad?
also you got the first half of that down tbh:^)
4a5f26 No.8338
>>8336
I'm losing weight very slowly tbh. And she posted a pic with a black guy on twitter and 4/pol/ trolled him with it. I am sure he'd be fine with being a cuck.
>>8337
True, lad. I've enjoyed some Korean films though tbh
4a5f26 No.8339
Think Memories of murder is one of my favourite films, it's just so comfy
4a5f26 No.8340
>>8338
oh ok lad smh like he could do any better though tbh
4a5f26 No.8342
>>8340
True
>>8341
Been a while since I've seen it, but it's a murder mystery. The detectives are a duo similar to us, and then another bully detective joins them smh
4a5f26 No.8343
If I remove the door in your bedroom, I guarantee all of you lads will improve as human beings tbh.
4a5f26 No.8344
>>8341
This is not my list, but it's a few years old saved from /tv/ tbh
4a5f26 No.8345
>>8343
Why, lad? Maybe I'd kept my room more tidy and clean, but that's all I can see happening
4a5f26 No.8346
>>8343
come over and do it then lad
4a5f26 No.8348
>>8346
I'll be round to kick it in lad. Please ensure you've aired the room prior to my arrival.
>>8345
Aren't you a forgetful lad? Sounds like a door is too much responsibility for you tbh. On a windy day, you're probably disturbing others.
4a5f26 No.8349
*takes break from OC*
Can't force myself to work tbh. It'll only make it bad
>>8347
>wew that's a lot tbh
Yeah
The Chaser
OldBoy
Yellow Sea
The Man From Nowhere
My Sassy Girl
Are the ones I have seen that I want to recommend tbh
>>8348
>Aren't you a forgetful lad? Sounds like a door is too much responsibility for you tbh. On a windy day, you're probably disturbing others.
I-I don't get it
4a5f26 No.8350
>>8348
Address: 86 Durham Rd, London N7 7DU
4a5f26 No.8352
>>8349
lady vengeance is good, i like where the table scene and the forced pussy licking at the start. sorry for being immoral tbh
4a5f26 No.8353
>>8351
Oh, forgot to add Memories of Murder in that list tbh. Think I'll have to rewatch that and the Chaser tbh
4a5f26 No.8354
>>8353
chaser's a bit shit tbh, the police are unrealisticly incompetent.
I watched Infernal affairs 1 recently, its a mistake to see it after you've seen the departed tbh.
4a5f26 No.8355
I want to play this but I think it's going to ruin my nofap smh. Why didnt they change the MC to an ugly old man for the western release like the first one?
4a5f26 No.8356
>>8354
Yeah I don't think too critically about the films I see. Is it worse than the departed? Too similar?
4a5f26 No.8357
>>8355
Why don't they just make westerners design their females?
4a5f26 No.8358
>>8357
I guess they have self-respect.
4a5f26 No.8359
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Nice, fresh Civic Fencer, expanding on his previous video.
4a5f26 No.8360
>>8356
It starts off with the twist, the triad are joining the police but if you've seen the departed you're already familiar with that twist.
Its not bad, but some of the female male interaction seems a bit shallow in Infernal Affairs. I did get the feels when there were a few death mind.
I would say its slightly worse if you're aware of the twist, still a good hong kong cop film mind.
Who seen the Raid and Dredd here?
4a5f26 No.8361
4a5f26 No.8362
>>8360
>Who seen the Raid and Dredd here?
Me
4a5f26 No.8363
>>8360
>>8362
quality films, the raid was made by a welshman who fell for the imperium memi iirc
4a5f26 No.8364
>>8363
>the raid was made by a welshman who fell for the imperium memi iirc
reeeee
4a5f26 No.8367
>>8365
Good lad. Figured you being a based NEET would give you time to watch some films tbh. Had my gook phase a few years ago tbh
4a5f26 No.8368
>>8362
I hate how people criticised Dredd for using a towerblock despite Megacity1 being a citadel of towerblocks(since the comics began) just because the raid was released slightly before. It almost made me want to shit on the Raid, but I couldn't because it was too good.
The raid is the better film but the dredd sequel had more potential, its just a shame that the raid effectively cock blocked Dredd 2.
>>8364
>>8363
Its for the best, I think the BBC spurned him here.
4a5f26 No.8369
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who here watching old 90s shows?
4a5f26 No.8370
>>8366
I've been watching that occasionally over the last year. What a comfy show.
4a5f26 No.8371
>>8368
Oh, so we'll never getting a sequel then? Do you really think audiences didn't see it because of the raid though? I think I recall something about it not being advertised that well
>>8369
not me tbh. Not really watching much of shows lately at all. Guess I'll finish GoT and that'll be it for a while.
4a5f26 No.8372
>>8371
I just choose to believe that tbh lad. It hurts too much that not enough people share my passion for Dredd.
4a5f26 No.8373
>>8372
You have a passion for Dredd? Never really read or seen anything but the films.
4a5f26 No.8374
>>8373
yes, I'll tell you some of the best story arcs if you like.
4a5f26 No.8375
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who /couldkillDrumpfbutchoosesnotto/ here?
>>8374
I don't think I'd read it, sorry, lad.
4a5f26 No.8377
4a5f26 No.8378
>>8369
>not watching late 70s shows
4a5f26 No.8379
>>8376
>it really is. I love southern culture and everything, it would be such a nice place if it wasn't for the blacks and kikes destroying it
>no big property you'd need a four-wheeler to get around on
>you gun you can carry with you pretty much anywhere and shoot whatever you want to eat
ahhhhh America is such a waste
4a5f26 No.8381
>>8380
He looks like a Woes mixed with a Jew
4a5f26 No.8382
>>8378
>not watching 60s shows
4a5f26 No.8383
>>8366
is it true that the car is censored on yank telly now?
4a5f26 No.8384
eating at a restaurant tonight, lads. I didn't want to but I couldn't say no tbh.
4a5f26 No.8386
>>8384
just find yourself a corner and get something you like lad
4a5f26 No.8387
>>8383
Some just stopped running it. Not sure if anyone runs it and censors it though. Apparently they also stopped producing toys with the flag on them.
4a5f26 No.8389
>>8385
I just hope I wouldn't become the outcast in such a small town community
Then again that's just alternative me so it doesn't make sense to think about
>tfw there has to be an alternative me that is an outcast in a small town community because of an infinite number of universes
ahhh
>>8388
>ahhhhh. who are you going with lad?
My brother, his gf and her daughter. They needed someone to drive them smh
4a5f26 No.8390
this is just a joke
>implying the kikes wouldn't do this
4a5f26 No.8391
>just got an email from a former university inviting me to a meeting to advocate women entrepeneurs
>I've been an unemployable bum for the last 5 years and literally nobody looks out for people in my position, except to suggest that we should do unskilled labour for less than minimum wage
4a5f26 No.8394
>>8391
Why would they want you to advocate women entrepreneurs? Wew
>>8392
TGI Fridays. Never been there before. Never really been to restaurants before that I can remember tbh. Been watching some Gordon Ramsay videos though so I know how to react if I don't like the food tbh
4a5f26 No.8395
>>8393
Think it's just photoshopped as a joke about liberals
4a5f26 No.8397
*invades your personal space*
THIS IS CHEWY
WAS IT FROZEN? IT SAID FRESH ON THE MENU
YOU STORED FROZEN MEAT WITH COOKED MEAT?? REEEEEEEE I COULD HAVE DIED
4a5f26 No.8398
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>>8387
>>8388
That makes more sense
>>8390
wew
4a5f26 No.8399
>>8396
>isn't that a yank like place or something idk.
It is
>top kek. cause a massive scene and spit the food out in front of the waitress.
Top kek
>starts calling for people's attention and screaming for them to leave because the food is so shit it's close to poisonous
4a5f26 No.8401
That episode about the "best pizza" in town with the waitress whose just glad Gordon is there to destroy the old greasy owner is brilliant.
She's also kind of cute
4a5f26 No.8402
>>8394
Is that one of those yank chain restaurants? They should go to a local pub instead tbh.
4a5f26 No.8404
4a5f26 No.8405
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>>8401
This one? Top kek. Too proud to admit shit is shit
>>8400
top kek. He's such a good lad even though he's a bully.
>>8402
Yeah. I guess that would be better but it's already been decided.
>that video
wew. Have a link to it on youtube?
4a5f26 No.8406
>>8404
He believes in eugenics
4a5f26 No.8407
>>8394
They're not, it's a batch email. You go to a university you'll be inundated with emails like this. Until now I just ignored it, and since I don't have a university email address now I only get ones that are forwarded to my other email address, but now I know I'm considered an unworthy subhuman it's really starting to piss me off.
4a5f26 No.8408
>>8407
Why aren't your fellow white men helping you get a comfy job where you are paid more than your female peers, lad?
4a5f26 No.8410
>>8405
That episode yeah, that pizza is disgusting, I really hope that wasn't how the pizza was always like.
>he hasn't tasted a classic pizza before
wew
there's a scene in that episode where she giggles and her tits bounce
4a5f26 No.8411
>>8410
>there's a scene in that episode where she giggles and her tits bounce
you gotta post it now lad
4a5f26 No.8412
>>8405
I don't know where it's from I'm afraid, I downloaded it from /brit/ months ago.
4a5f26 No.8413
>>8411
I watched it on TV years ago lad, I have no idea which part it's from
4a5f26 No.8414
>>8412
h-Hail Herts?
>>8410
Never really watched the episodes, just youtube clips. He really does like flirting with the waitresses, doesn't he?
4a5f26 No.8415
so that's what filters into Hail Herts wew
4a5f26 No.8416
>>8414
Nah, he's trying to make her job bareable, remember with all the shit the chef churns out, she's the one who has to face the music when they complain.
she's also like 16 lad cmon smh tbh
4a5f26 No.8418
>>8416
I just meant in general, lad.
>>8417
Probably just wrong number anyway smh
4a5f26 No.8419
Wew. Why is the youtube anti-SJW community so against this guy?
4a5f26 No.8420
>>8419
Oh. Apparently it's live. Wew I'm not watching two cucks debate
https://www.destiny.gg/bigscreen
4a5f26 No.8423
>>8422
Sargon and Destiny. You know who Sargon is, Destiny is a lad who debated Jontron about race and identity politcs(Not really sure what they talked about). Destiny also debated Lauren Southern. I am not entirely sure why he does this as he just seems to be a youtuber that plays games. He seems autistic though.
4a5f26 No.8425
>>8424
Top kek. I liked some of these. Kind of sad he quit
4a5f26 No.8426
>>8423
Jontron is flying a little close to sun these days tbh. At least he's enjoying himself.
4a5f26 No.8427
>>8426
what do you mean close to the sun lass
4a5f26 No.8428
>>8427
As in he's risking losing a lot of income by throwing a bone to these youtube cranks and the alt-right >>8426 pic related, that's from one of his latest videos.
4a5f26 No.8429
>>8426
I'm a bit worried tbh. He's an emotional lad and he reminds me a bit of myself, it's just obvious he doesn't really know what he's talking about certain times which makes it easy for him to fall into autists like Destiny's traps tbh.
starting to think he quit Game Grumps because Arin was too much of a cuck
4a5f26 No.8431
>>8428
oh yeah, im sure itll be fine /ourguy/ tbh
4a5f26 No.8432
>>8430
I don't know, lad. He's nowhere near as big as Pewdiepie, nor does he upload as often. Don't know how much he makes though.
4a5f26 No.8436
>>8434
>well yeah pewds has millions, but I'm sure jon is well off
Sure.
4a5f26 No.8437
>>8427
IT'S A REFERENCE TO ICARUS HOW IS NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4a5f26 No.8438
>>8429
i hope that imag eisnt real smh
why is eren a cuck?
>>8433
top kek
4a5f26 No.8439
>>8433
I'm a bit like that sometimes
4a5f26 No.8440
>>8438
Arin is incredibly PC and signals all the time tbh. I didn't mean literal cuck.
4a5f26 No.8441
>>8440
i guess i never noticed before
4a5f26 No.8442
>>8439
Don't worry, lad. I meant no offense. I'm only like that when I know I'm home alone or when I'm driving tbh
>tfw get paranoid that my phone is on while I'm driving and screaming in my car
It was on once
4a5f26 No.8444
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>8426
Icarus your wings are melting
Never will you reach the sun
Though you feel your spirit soaring
Your proud wings shall come undone
Your proud wings shall come undone
4a5f26 No.8445
>>8441
You haven't watched Game Grumps, have you? me neither
ahhhhh please don't bully me I just wanted someone to talk to me
4a5f26 No.8447
>>8445
ive watch it*(you) need to calm down lad
4a5f26 No.8450
>>8447
Don't worry, lad. I'm calm
4a5f26 No.8451
>>8450
Its good (you) calmed down lad
4a5f26 No.8454
>>8446
Did he start digging into it and realise the truth?
4a5f26 No.8455
>>8449
Death to roasties tbh
4a5f26 No.8456
>>8455
Don't worry, lad. We'll never be corrupted by the roasties.
4a5f26 No.8458
>>8445
I subscribed to GameGrumps on day one and was devastated when Jon left. But after what Arin turned into it was obviously for the best tbh.
4a5f26 No.8460
>brother calls me asking me where I am
>he forgot to tell me when I was going to pick them up
>he tells me I was supposed to do it 5 minutes ago
ahhhhhhh already off to a bad start. Wish me luck lads and lasses. Maybe I'll actually have a good time
>>8458
I miss the golden years. Haven't really watched it lately as I noticed I had to force myself to watch it a few months ago. Laters lass
4a5f26 No.8461
4a5f26 No.8463
4a5f26 No.8464
>>8460
I haven't watched it since shortly after Jon left. I ditched my old youtube account with 14+ subscriptions at the same time. Never really went back to the youtube game scene apart from checking in on Jon now and again.
Take care out there lad, I hope the food is good at least.
4a5f26 No.8465
>tfw in this episode some roastie comes into the library and tells based giles into how books are evil white man creations and everything needs to belong on computers
fucking roasties smh buffy is secretly redpilled this bitch scanned an ancient demon into a computer and based Giles tells her information technology can easily manipulate the unprepared
fucking women smh
4a5f26 No.8467
My van broke but I fixed it, can someone call me a good boy please?
4a5f26 No.8468
4a5f26 No.8470
>>8469
[smugness intensifies]
What are you lot up to this evening?
4a5f26 No.8471
FILTHY ARGIES TBH LADS
http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-argentina-britain-falklands-idUKKBN16O29X
>Argentina is pushing for closer ties with Britain ahead of its largest trade mission to London in two decades later this month by avoiding a historical point of disagreement: competing sovereignty claims to the Falkland Islands.
>Under President Mauricio Macri both sides have sought common ground on fishing and flights to the British-held islands some 500 kilometers off Argentina's coast 35 years after Britain won a brief war over their control
4a5f26 No.8472
>>8471
Weren't Argentina once on good terms with the UK?
4a5f26 No.8473
>>8472
Not since we melted their sailors and sent them packing from the falklands lad.
4a5f26 No.8474
>>8473
That was only a couple of decades ago lad, Argentina has been around for centuries.
4a5f26 No.8476
>>8472
maybe during their war of independence against Spain? good question, lad.
4a5f26 No.8477
>>8474
Oh I thought you meant recent history. I dont know much about South America tbh, its on my reading list though. We had excellent relations with Portugal in particular, and if Argentina is an ex-Portugese, French or Spanish colony then its likely.
4a5f26 No.8478
>>8477
Argentina is a collection of city states that formed a nation sometime in the 1800s, I mean they weren't even a country when Darwin went to the Galapagos
4a5f26 No.8479
>>8475
Pub probs tbqh, Ive got a fuckload of work to do in the fucktruck tomorrow, so going to get hammered and fall asleep early.
PREPARE YOU ARSEHOLES FOLKS, IM GETTING BLADDERED
4a5f26 No.8480
>>8478
Thanks lad, I didnt know that. Im going to look into it.
4a5f26 No.8482
Did you know owls can rotate their knecks 270°?
4a5f26 No.8484
Ive run out of data so Im going to owlpost in text form
Owls are birds from the order Strigiformes, which includes about 200 species of mostly solitary and nocturnal birds of prey typified by an upright stance, a large, broad head, binocular vision, binaural hearing, sharp talons, and feathers adapted for silent flight. Exceptions include the diurnal northern hawk-owl and the gregarious burrowing owl.
4a5f26 No.8485
Although humans and owls frequently live together in harmony, there have been incidents when owls have attacked humans. In January 2013, a man from Inverness, Scotland suffered heavy bleeding and went into shock after being attacked by an owl, which was likely a 50-cm tall eagle owl.[52] The photographer Eric Hosking lost his left eye after attempting to photograph a tawny owl, which inspired the title of his 1970 autobiography, An Eye for a Bird
4a5f26 No.8486
Owl eggs typically have a white colour and an almost spherical shape, and range in number from a few to a dozen, depending on species and the particular season; for most, three or four is the more common number. In at least one species, female owls do not mate with the same male for a lifetime. Female burrowing owls commonly travel and find other mates, while the male stays in his territory and mates with other females
4a5f26 No.8487
The smallest owl—weighing as little as 31 g (1 oz) and measuring some 13.5 cm (5 in)—is the elf owl (Micrathene whitneyi).[3] Around the same diminutive length, although slightly heavier, are the lesser known long-whiskered owlet (Xenoglaux loweryi) and Tamaulipas pygmy owl (Glaucidium sanchezi).[3] The largest owl by length is the great grey owl (Strix nebulosa), which measures around 70 cm (28 in) on average and can attain a length of 84 cm (33 in).[3] However, the heaviest (and largest winged) owls are two similarly sized eagle owls; the Eurasian eagle-owl (Bubo bubo) and Blakiston's fish owl (B. blakistoni). These two species, which are on average about 2.53 cm (1.00 in) shorter in length than the great grey, can both attain a wingspan of 2 m (6.6 ft) and a weight of 4.5 kg (10 lb) in the largest females
4a5f26 No.8489
Evening lads. I hope we can pick the pace up soon tbh, where is everybody?
>>8488
kek
I am wary of some of these normalfag memis tbh, some are state pysops like the bee movie memi
4a5f26 No.8490
>>8489
Wew forget to log in
4a5f26 No.8491
4a5f26 No.8492
>>8491
Thanks for posting here btw, it's good to have the numbers to keep the board alive in its early days.
4a5f26 No.8493
>>8492
Your alright lad, I like you lads, and I like the fact that it keeps other threads elsewhere clear. And you lot are faster than druid/pol/ and I can autism the place up without getting banned. tl;dr *fistbumps you*
4a5f26 No.8494
>>8489
22stone was kidnapped by his brother and single mummy girlfriend to dine on greasy foreign cuisine at a yank import restaurant because he's the only one that can drive apparently. I hope he comes back soon.
4a5f26 No.8495
>>8494
You make it sound sinister. I approve.
4a5f26 No.8496
>>8493
*fistbumps you back*
my nigga fellow English gentleman
>>8494
#prayfor22 tbh
Seriously that sounds pretty terrible. I hate yank imports of all kinds.
4a5f26 No.8498
YOU ARE ALL DEFICIENT IN VITAMIN D. TAKE VITAMIN D
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/03/170317102355.htm
>More than half of college football athletes participating in the NFL Combine had inadequate levels of vitamin D, and this left them more susceptible to muscle strains and 'sports hernia,' according to researchers
4a5f26 No.8499
4a5f26 No.8500
its just more proof that 22stones is a real person tbh
4a5f26 No.8502
4a5f26 No.8503
>>8502
this story/explanation for his absence, its too circumstantial, like his charity/tesco shop amalgaration.
4a5f26 No.8504
>>8503
sounds like a silly conspiracy tbh
4a5f26 No.8505
>>8504
>>8503
I always thought he was GCHQ disinfo tbh.
4a5f26 No.8506
>>8505
that seems the most likely tbh
4a5f26 No.8508
>>8501
Is this the new official welshposter spurdo?
4a5f26 No.8509
>>8477
>if Argentina is an ex-Portugese, French or Spanish colony
The absolute state of British education tbh
4a5f26 No.8511
tfw used to practice my social skills with my dementia granny, got pretty good at answering the how's school question at the age of 26
4a5f26 No.8512
>>8509
>tfw being bullied for pointing out that I dont know something and taking an educated guess
*gesticulates wildly*
4a5f26 No.8513
4a5f26 No.8514
>>8511
This is a pretty solid plan if you intend to be friends with other octagenerians.Does that mean RIP granny?
4a5f26 No.8515
>>8512
I can't blame you lad, the only reason I know anything about the outside world is from my time on halfchan's /int/ and more recently playing GSGs.
4a5f26 No.8516
4a5f26 No.8517
>>8508
Naa it's an old Spurdo I saved a while ago.
4a5f26 No.8518
>>8511
>"Why are there niggers everywhere anon?"
4a5f26 No.8519
>>8518
what did you say lad?
Did it cause her distress?
4a5f26 No.8521
4a5f26 No.8522
>>8519
Gran's dead but she'd've said it tbh. Was imagining you in that situation though.
4a5f26 No.8523
>>>/pol/9519726
CHIMPOUT IN SA IMMINENT
the yanks will ruin it though with their autism
4a5f26 No.8524
>>8523
lads we have to do something tbh
4a5f26 No.8525
>>8524
We should plot to overthrow the SA government with guns and other illegal shit on a publicly accessible online forum tbh
4a5f26 No.8526
>>8523
I wonder how long it will take until the yanks tie this to the Boer War like everything else that has happened to South Africa in the last hundred years.
4a5f26 No.8527
>>8524
in the thread or in SA?
4a5f26 No.8528
>>8526
They've already had their customary snipe at the Brits for abandoning Rhodesia. As always, they conveniently forget that most Brits supported Rhodesia.
Boercucks are dreadful tbh
4a5f26 No.8529
4a5f26 No.8530
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Just realised everyone is out for St Patricks day tbh. I don't do that shit so I just played my playlist of Ulster Loyalist songs in front of my taig friend earlier today.
If you see a taig nearby blast this on the speakers tbh
4a5f26 No.8531
>Based Trump will surely interfere in South Africa's internal affairs and act without the consent of the government to save the boers and make the niggers leave them alone
As much as I want to be an optimist about the direction of western civilisation, Trump wouldn't risk breaking international law even if he knew/cared about what's happening in South Africa.
4a5f26 No.8532
>>8524
Set up honeypots, entrap the few nigger ideologues worth a damn , feed disinfo through bots on Sud African Nigger blogs.
4a5f26 No.8533
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>>8530
I don't really care about northern ireland tbh.
I like reading about it mind, who read 'crimes of loyalty' Ian Wood.
4a5f26 No.8534
>>8531
The Trumpcucking has really gone overboard. He's just a civic nationalist (if even that) who wants to stop illegal immigration. Race is not an issue. All he did was move the overton window right, which is a good achievement, but not Hitler 2.0.
I'm fuming at the yanks trying to get the Afrikaners to abandon hundreds of years of culture to join the failing American state as well.
>>8533
NI is interesting for me, haven't read many books though tbh, I'll have to check that book out.
I like excessive Loyalism for triggering power, but really in order for things to work they ought to follow Big Ian's example and get together with the Irish Nats.
4a5f26 No.8535
>>8534
quite a few ebooks, there's much more available on the nationalist groups mind.
The Provisional Irish Republican Army and the Morality of Terrorism is one for e.g.
4a5f26 No.8536
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>8535
I'm fairly well read on the Nats, but I'll have look at that one as well. I really ought to read more on the UVF and UDA and other Loyalist organisations, they're scandalously underrepresented in history books.
4a5f26 No.8537
does anyone have a good book on the bush war?
4a5f26 No.8538
>>8537
I've only read Ian Smith's memoirs so far but I have these on my list:
A Handful of Hard Men
Three Sips of Gin
James and the Duck
Once Upon A White Man
4a5f26 No.8539
>>8537
I have an article about the Rhodesian SAS, books on the bush war are kind of hard to find. There are some mind, I have a few but I'd have to dig them out, good that you have a trip.
4a5f26 No.8540
CIVIC NEWS
‘Mixed Marriages’ Now Account For 27 Per Cent of Unions in France
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/03/17/mixed-marriages-27-per-cent-france/
>Nearly four in ten of so-called mixed marriages, unions between a French citizen and a foreign national, that took place in France in 2015 involved a North African spouse
>Fourteen per cent of the 236,300 marriages which took place in France in 2015 were mixed, a proportion which rises to 27 per cent after adding unions celebrated abroad which were then transcribed to the French civil registry.
>Of the 33,800 mixed marriages celebrated in France in 2015, 37 per cent were to Maghreb citizens hailing from Morocco, Algeria, and Tunisia. Unions to nationals of sub-Saharan African countries make up a further 14 per cent of the total.
And the most wew part of all,
>Noting longer term trends in France, the national statistics office stated that while the number of weddings has almost continuously declined since the 1970s, mixed marriages have been on the rise since the 1950s.
4a5f26 No.8541
>/pol/ thinks Russia will intervene to defend the whites in SA
4a5f26 No.8542
4a5f26 No.8543
>>8538
cheers lad
>>8539
>I have an article about the Rhodesian SAS
I'd be intereted in reading that lad
>good that you have a trip
what do you mean lad?
4a5f26 No.8544
>>8542
oh cheers lad will read it now
4a5f26 No.8545
>>8540
Not surprised, go to France and you'll see how swarthy a lot of the 'white' frogs are.
This also reminds me of that data that was posted on /brit/ a while back detailing how the frogs are cucks and that women are expected to cheat. That made me chuckle tbh
4a5f26 No.8546
>>8543
I mean if I find the books, i can spot you and notify you.
4a5f26 No.8547
>>8546
Oh yeah good thinking lad, cheers for the help
4a5f26 No.8548
>>8541
White nationalist Putin and white nationalist Trump will team up to save whites wherever they are in trouble lad. They'll be like a white nationalist version of Thunderbirds IRL.
4a5f26 No.8549
>tfw every politics board has turned to shit
4a5f26 No.8550
>>8548
>white nationalist Thunderbirds
Made me kek, sounds like a good idea for OC as well.
It's funny because RIDF will push this memi even though Putin is importing thousands of Central Asians into Russia. He's a commie lover too, the irony is that /pol/ would probably suck the dick of the USSR if only it hadn't BTFO Germany.
4a5f26 No.8551
>>8549
goof thing this is a /brit//politics/ board then eh lad
4a5f26 No.8552
>>8549
This one hasn't, lad.
But even /brit/ is in decline, which says something.
4a5f26 No.8554
>>8551
I don't like posting about politics here lad it feels mean
4a5f26 No.8555
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
isn't this traditional brit pirate music tbh?
4a5f26 No.8556
4a5f26 No.8557
>>8554
We are a superhuman blend of /brit/ and /politics/ which means you can both shitpost and post serious. There is nothing you can post on /brit/ or /nbp/ that can't be posted here. The reverse is not true, however.
tl;dr it's not mean tbh
4a5f26 No.8558
>>8554
i know what you mean but when we dont you end up with all the posters wanting a litteral trannie t shit the place up tbh
>>8555
wanna know what those girls do? nothing
>>8555
yeah it is, we even sang that in school tbh
4a5f26 No.8559
>>>/pol/9517061
>British shitposting spills over onto /pol/ again
4a5f26 No.8560
>>8558
ROW ROW WE ARE THE VIKINGS
ROW ROW WE ARE THE PEOPLE OF THE NORTH
4a5f26 No.8561
>>8559
There's about a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of that being an actual taffer
4a5f26 No.8562
4a5f26 No.8564
>>8563
kek
SOUTHAN ENGLAND INDEPENDENCE WHEN?
4a5f26 No.8566
>>8564
I'm aiming for Hertfordshire Independence, lad.
4a5f26 No.8567
Varg is kind of half-right about Christianity tbh
4a5f26 No.8568
>>8566
i understand your name now lad
4a5f26 No.8569
>>8567
Really now?
>>8568
Are you saying you weren't aware of Hertfordshire's existence?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
4a5f26 No.8570
>>8557
>Herts reveals his mission statement
4a5f26 No.8571
>>8569
Tbh Hertfordshire is a poor mans Hampshire. Dont ban me plz
4a5f26 No.8572
>>8569
He's an autistic spacker in most ways but people do overplay their hand when they claim that Christianity somehow civilised us from animal-like barbarism and that our moral fall is due to the loss of Christianity. It doesn't correspond with the historical record at all.
4a5f26 No.8573
>tfw never been further south than york
4a5f26 No.8574
4a5f26 No.8575
>>8569
no i just didnt put two and two together lad
>>8571
>Tbh Hertfordshire is a poor mans Hampshire
THIS GUY KNOWS
>>8574
good name lad, yes thats what i mean
4a5f26 No.8576
>>8573
>Hes not been to Actual England
smdh lad.
4a5f26 No.8577
>>8576
>actual England
>a place that doesn't have any actual English people in it
4a5f26 No.8578
>>8577
>what is the south downs
OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDEEEEEEE
4a5f26 No.8579
>>8570
We need an identity or we risk dying
>>8571
*bans you*
>>8572
I see where you're coming from. I think Christianity played a part in civilising us to an extent but in large part this was down to the Romans and the fact that we were already somewhat civilised already.
Our decline has definitely been aided by Christianity's decline, though. It's in the Protocols for a reason. With that loss of religion, people have turned to degeneracy. Of course, Christianity was undermined by kikes trying to portray themselves as Christian-friendly which is where the retarded ideology of Christian Zionism comes from.
Varg in general is daft asf but he occasionally speaks a lick of sense.
4a5f26 No.8581
>>8580
It's just banter. I'm sure that nobody takes it seriously and really sees farmers as below them as a result. Well I don't, anyway.
I think all Welsh get called that, not just farmers, so don't overthink it.
4a5f26 No.8582
>tfw just won £3 on £2 worth of scratchcards.
4a5f26 No.8583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67JK_Yt93Q4#t=28
peter hitchens does a memi irl just wanted to pop in to share it with you all tbh because its so wonderful that id hate for anyone to miss it bye now
4a5f26 No.8585
>>8582
>paying stupid people tax
lad..
>>8583
kek cheers lad
4a5f26 No.8586
>>8583
Thanks lad. You're always welcome here btw
4a5f26 No.8588
>>8585
It paid off tbh. I found an Iphone 5 outside the shop I bought then in and handed it in. The old gods saw fit to reward me with £1 for my noble, kind hearted deed.
NATIONAL LOTTERY BTFO
4a5f26 No.8589
>>8586
ok ill post my oc here too
caption for this pic is as follows
>It's over Sheev! We have the MORAL high ground
4a5f26 No.8590
4a5f26 No.8591
>>8578
Haven't actually. Did live in Devon for a while though, the place is pretty lush.
>Wales will never secede and take the Bestcountry with it before the uprising starts
>we're all in this sinking ship together
4a5f26 No.8593
>>8587
>the fact aussies say it to the NZers makes me think tbh
It's because the Aussie-Kiwi relationship is a bit like the English-Welsh one tbh, so they stole the joke.
>>8589
Nice, lad.
4a5f26 No.8594
>>8591
Try some of our beer then lad. Any local brews near you I should hunt down?
DRUID/POL/s MARCH ANGLO-BEER
Hogs Back Brewery, Tongham Guildford
Hog IPA
Traditional English Ale
Hogstar Lager
No pics related because low on data
4a5f26 No.8595
>>8592
>dont masturbate
**lowers penis slowly*
4a5f26 No.8596
ok thats all i made so far
4a5f26 No.8599
4a5f26 No.8600
>>8596
This is good work tbh
>>8597
>it's a Pembs LARPs as a Celto-Brythonic even though he's genetically Anglo-Saxon episode
4a5f26 No.8602
>>8601
>wants a yorkshire accent
Do they still do icepick lobotomies?
4a5f26 No.8604
>>8594
Do you live in your van?
4a5f26 No.8605
>>8603
When Trump was elected the media started meming "this is how democracy dies, with thunder and apple sauce" quote.
4a5f26 No.8606
>>8587
This tbh, people need to think about the repercussions their hurtful jokes will have on our oppressed people smh.
>>8594
Haven't drunk for years tbh lad, but when I was drinking it was mostly whatever ale or cider the pub had on tap. There was a food and drink show in Exeter I went to every year that had a load of great cider producers. I always went home pissed and woke up to a fridge full of cider.
4a5f26 No.8607
>>8601
>I've been assimilated lad.
I know
But we're not actually a civic board
>I wish I could have a yorkshire accent and know all the lingo like my family but I can't so I have to be welsh
tbh even immigration within the same country can have bad effects like this. You have been deprived of your Yorkshire heritage and you have to LARP as a Welshman even though you're not Welsh.
smh
4a5f26 No.8608
>>8604
Yes. Do you live in a house?
4a5f26 No.8610
>>8608
yes?
How do you get stuff delivered?
4a5f26 No.8611
4a5f26 No.8612
>>8605
No wonder you bellends cant finish the job with palestine tbh, you are too busy explaining memis. Back to genocide Rosenblaum!
4a5f26 No.8614
>>8609
All Brits are Celto-Brythonic mongrels lad, don't let anyone know
4a5f26 No.8615
>>8610
>delivered
I use bricks and mortar shops like off of the 90s lad.
4a5f26 No.8616
>>8603
Now that the hate from the autistic manbabies has died down, we are at least reevaluating the prequels and rediscovering the hidden genius behind them. Are you familiar with ring theory? George is a secret genius.
4a5f26 No.8617
>>8611
Anglo-Celto-Brython-Scando-Pict with a dash of Continental tier, lad.
4a5f26 No.8618
>>8603
marketing campaign for the new films
4a5f26 No.8619
>>8612
Genocide is automated now tbhg, we jews are bored now. Perhaps our system was too efficient.
4a5f26 No.8620
>>8614
sssssh we can't let the secret out
>tfw ethnically british through some roundabout celto-brythonic-germanic mix and because my ethnic nat m8 needs me to find out where the cool basement concerts are
4a5f26 No.8621
>>8617
Vanno-Saxon-Brythonic checking in.
4a5f26 No.8622
>>8616
What's the one on the third tier?
4a5f26 No.8623
>>8617
as long as youre white who cares tbh
4a5f26 No.8624
>>8619
>Bored now
Iktf lad. Is it still fun mutilating baby willies?
4a5f26 No.8627
>>8622
Ewok Kino.
Caravan of Courage and The Battle For Endor
4a5f26 No.8628
>all that activity in Zioland
Lads…
4a5f26 No.8629
>>8623
But I want an identity, lad. I can't just be white.
4a5f26 No.8632
>>8625
Nothing left for you now really except impregnating some lucky Welsh lass tbh
Also while we're on the topic of lasses, apparently mating with Russian girls makes your willy fall off so better not try that tbh
4a5f26 No.8633
This is the face you make when you literally SMASH racism by making the first film to ever feature an all black main cast.
4a5f26 No.8634
>>8628
HANDS OFF ARE ASSAD
4a5f26 No.8635
>>8633
Do you mess your pants at the same time?
4a5f26 No.8636
>>8624
I'm not a Rabbi, only they do that kind of stuff.
>>8626
Our system really only works on whites since they're the only ones with enough empathy to be tricked into thinking they want to kill themselves off tbh. It won't work on the chinks and that's a problem we are trying to deal with.
4a5f26 No.8637
>>8633
He was so based tbh
4a5f26 No.8638
4a5f26 No.8639
>>8638
DID SOMEONE SAY LION
4a5f26 No.8641
4a5f26 No.8642
>>8628
ISIS is actually a really clever strategem tbh. We get ISIS to take over all of the little shitholes in the middle east and then we annex ISIS after a staged war. Greater Zion soon!
4a5f26 No.8643
>>8640
Just trying to be subtle tbh
4a5f26 No.8644
>>8636
Fair point. Shalom brother.
4a5f26 No.8645
>>8640
>the imperium will defeat you mosche
Tbh we'll probably team up with the chinese and create a new race of vat-cloned people with the jews and chinese elite being the most superior stock who rule over them. Very smart, very efficient, very jewish.
4a5f26 No.8646
4a5f26 No.8648
>look over my shoulder
>there's a spider sitting on the wall right next to my head
4a5f26 No.8649
white cock + asian pussy = dead jews
4a5f26 No.8650
>>8648
How obnoxious tbh. Did you tell him off?
4a5f26 No.8651
>>8648
That's nothing, I once looked up from my screen to see a hornet buzzing right for my face. Almost shit myself tbh
4a5f26 No.8652
>>8649
Natural humans are obsolete and will be exterminated like the animals they are soon, all 7 billion of them. Shalom goy.
4a5f26 No.8653
4a5f26 No.8654
>>8649
hapas=mass murderes
4a5f26 No.8655
>>8649
MUST NOT MASTERBATE
4a5f26 No.8656
>>8649
>t.
she does look qt asf tbh
4a5f26 No.8658
>>8652
Inshaallah brother.
4a5f26 No.8659
>>8634
>>8638
>>8639
>ywn never be a moral war orphan being cared for by nuns in an ancient monastery
>the man protecting you and all Syrian Christians from ruin, Based Assad, will never visit you on Christmas day
4a5f26 No.8660
>>8649
MUST
NOT
IMPERIVMPOST
4a5f26 No.8661
>>8657
Thats so crazy it just might work.
4a5f26 No.8662
>>8658
I actually own part of a local mosque. Muslims are pretty great and easy to control tbh, I like them.
4a5f26 No.8663
>>8655
i broke my nofap earlier tbh to korean dancers
after 6 and 3/4 days the amount of sperm was ridiculous and shot up like 5 feet. i had to use a shirt to clean it up and the shirt was drenched after like i took a shower in it
4a5f26 No.8664
4a5f26 No.8665
>>8659
I genuinely like the guy. He only ever wanted to be an eye doctor but the kikes just won't give him peace.
4a5f26 No.8666
>>8662
>own part of a mosque
Are mullahs easy to bribe lad?
4a5f26 No.8667
>there's an Israel-occupied territory called the Shebaa Farms
>in Hebrew it's called Havot Shebaa
>Welsh has a world for farm: Hafod
Who /losttribeofisrael/ here?
4a5f26 No.8668
>>8663
Ive just been sick lad fucking hell
4a5f26 No.8669
>>8659
he's a good lad
>>8663
anymore of her doing sexy stuff i can save for later?
4a5f26 No.8670
>>8663
Kpop girls are ridiculously sexy, and I say this as someone who doesn't find other races attractive.
4a5f26 No.8671
>>8666
You'd be surprised how many mosques are founded and owned by jews in the west.
4a5f26 No.8672
>>8669
yeah this thread tbh ive been posting the gifs i got saved periodically throughout the day
https://8ch.net/imperium/res/12.html#29
4a5f26 No.8674
>>8667
tbh lad its more likely the jews got the word from the ancient aryan welsh.
4a5f26 No.8675
4a5f26 No.8676
>>8671
Not really lad. You are all semites. ISIS= Israeli Secret Incest Service
4a5f26 No.8677
who /eatingFizzyRainbowBelts/ here?
4a5f26 No.8678
>>8677
>nationalist eats gays
That's what I see when I envision that post tbh
4a5f26 No.8679
>>8678
shhh the old bill will heat you
4a5f26 No.8681
>>8680
Side topic: What do you do in Hertfordshire anyway lad? You arent a NEET?
4a5f26 No.8682
>>8681
I'm no NEET lad, I'm an underage student at sixth form
4a5f26 No.8683
4a5f26 No.8684
>>8682
>6th form
Is that still a thing?
4a5f26 No.8686
Evening, lads. What's going on?
4a5f26 No.8687
4a5f26 No.8688
4a5f26 No.8689
>>8686
I'm glad you survived that ordeal lad.
4a5f26 No.8690
>>8683
>mfw I should ban myself but don't
Who /evil/ here?
>>8684
Yeah, I'm in the final year. Don't know how common it is elsewhere.
>>8685
I'm not the lass, lad.
>>8686
You're back!
4a5f26 No.8691
>>8690
>tfw been on 4chan since I was 11
who /deviousandmischievous/ here?
4a5f26 No.8692
>>8689
Are you a lass, anon? Post pics.
>>8690
I don't care. Post pics of your face, legs and spread bp if you're qt tbh.
4a5f26 No.8693
>>8691
i lurked since i was 12 tbh
4a5f26 No.8694
>>8692
>Are you a lass, anon? Post pics.
Not this again.
4a5f26 No.8695
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ACID TECHNO WA WA
ACID TECHNO WA WA WA
I LIKE THE BIT WHERE IT GOES: WAWA
THATS THE BEST FUCKING BIT
[sick acid techno intensifies]
4a5f26 No.8696
>>8689
*grabs you and uses you as comfort stuffed animal*
Thanks, lass. As expected it was all horrible.
4a5f26 No.8697
>>8692
its a boy and he has already posted lewds
4a5f26 No.8698
>>8691
I feel too new tbh, even though I've been on 8ch for 2 1/2 years.
>>8692
>being a homo nonce
4a5f26 No.8699
>>8694
Are you a grass anon? Post dicks.
4a5f26 No.8700
>>8692
>Are you a lass, anon? Post pics.
She's a lass but only I get pics tbh
4a5f26 No.8701
>>8690
What are you studying lad? I did History, Pure Maths, Chemistry and Physics a levels, failed them all.
4a5f26 No.8702
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Skellington: European Censorship Is Now Similar to That of China
4a5f26 No.8703
>>8698
tbh that's nothing, it honestly feels weird about how long I've been using image boards, as it's really true what they say about places like 4chan getting worse in quality.
4a5f26 No.8704
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Skellington: Merkel Is a Pariah, So Trump Refused to Shake Her Hand
4a5f26 No.8706
>>8701
History, Government & Politics, and Economics. The education system is broken so I'm not doing as well as I should smh
>>8703
4chan was probably already shit when I started lurking, but it definitely got a lot worse once the Trump shit started.
4a5f26 No.8707
>>8706
At least you are doing reasonably interesting subjects. Good luck lad.
4a5f26 No.8708
>>8698
I said if he was a qt. Then it's not gay. I hate homos lad. I even hate the cuteboys board because the majority of the boys aren't cute at all. They even post fat guys in their 30s sometimes. Homos like that aught to be killed tbh. Smdh.
4a5f26 No.8709
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
NEVER SAY NO TO A HOSTAGE TAKER
4a5f26 No.8710
all women should be killed
4a5f26 No.8711
>>8707
Thanks lad. I'm probably going to have to ration my use of this site pretty soon tbh
4a5f26 No.8712
4a5f26 No.8713
4a5f26 No.8714
>>8710
It's more likely they'll kill us, tbh. Y chromosome is dying out.
4a5f26 No.8715
>>8708
>wants pics of qt lad
>isn't homo
4a5f26 No.8716
>>8714
>implying women can kill us
Only we can kill us tbh
4a5f26 No.8717
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
LONDON. ACID. CITY
LONDON ACID CITY
LONDON ACID CITY
OUR TIME IS NOW
4a5f26 No.8718
>>8705
the lower half always looks so feminine and sexy on these types of pics but its so scary to think of what he might look like above
4a5f26 No.8719
>>8632
>Also while we're on the topic of lasses, apparently mating with Russian girls makes your willy fall off so better not try that tbh
Explain, lad
4a5f26 No.8720
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ALL YOU NEED IS ONE GUY TO STAND UP AND SAY: FUCK THIS
"THANK YOU, IVE BEEN THINKING THAT BUT IVE NEVER HAD THE GUTS TO SAY IT…"
FUCK THIS
"IM DOING WHAT I WANT TO DO"
FUCK YOU
4a5f26 No.8721
>>8719
If you try and get with a Russian lass you will pay the consequences tbh
That's all
4a5f26 No.8722
>>8712
>>8718
>tfw didnt even get any (you's)
tbh
4a5f26 No.8723
>>8722
sorry, lad smh it was me who denied you, but deletes don't work like they should smh
4a5f26 No.8724
>>8721
Did she hurt you, lad? She's going away for a while
4a5f26 No.8725
>>8723
I'll forgive you if you give me a cheeky (you) tbh
4a5f26 No.8726
>>8724
No, lad.
I'm claiming her tbh
But don't tell her
>She's going away for a while
Crap, she's in Berlin isn't she? See you lads on Monday then!
joking tbh
4a5f26 No.8727
>>8725
>>8725
>>8725
>>8725
>>8725
>>8725
>>8725
Here have some more. I don't need them anymore.
>>8726
Top kek. You're a lustful lad, lad. You'll have to fight TheBumBumKing though.
4a5f26 No.8728
>>8727
I don't think she likes bumbum's attention though. I hope not, anyway.
It's not easy having a libido of a 17 year old tbh.
4a5f26 No.8729
>>8726
watch that lad
>>8727
you're a diamond lad
4a5f26 No.8730
4a5f26 No.8731
>>8730
18 in a few months so don't worry about it tbh
4a5f26 No.8732
>>8728
are there actually women on this board? I thought it was a sophisticated me_me tbh lads
4a5f26 No.8733
>>8728
Lad she'll read your post. She's probably lurking right now.
>It's not easy having a libido of a 17 year old tbh.
I don't need to know lad tbh
>>8729
>you're a diamond lad
Thanks, lad. You're not a bad guy tbh
>>8732
yeah we have a few lasses tbh
4a5f26 No.8734
>>8731
i wasnt worriedim about the same
4a5f26 No.8735
>>8716
I wish that were true but it's sadly not the case, lad.
4a5f26 No.8736
>>8733
*smartens clothes and hair, checks breath*
4a5f26 No.8737
>>8735
Yeah I'm just memiing tbh. Humans in general are weak smh
4a5f26 No.8738
>>8736
You told me you weren't a Chad, lad…
4a5f26 No.8739
>>8732
Yes we do but hands off tbh
>>8733
Why would she lurk and not post?
>>8734
Uni student?
4a5f26 No.8740
>>8736
we have a lass and one who likes to pretend she is on the internet tbh
4a5f26 No.8741
>>8737
Speak for yourself lad.
STRONG
T
R
O
N
G
4a5f26 No.8742
>>8739
between you and the lass, but closer to you lad
4a5f26 No.8743
>>8738
You cant polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter
4a5f26 No.8744
>>8739
>Why would she lurk and not post?
She does that tbh
>>8743
Top kek. You're not a turd, lad
4a5f26 No.8745
>>8740
So 1 female?
>>8739
*slaps wandering hand*
Im alright if Ive not had a drink lad :^)
4a5f26 No.8746
4a5f26 No.8747
Why do defamers always attack my waifus smh
4a5f26 No.8748
>>8744
Thanks, lad. Can you come and tell the women at the bar that please? They dont like me tonight, smh.
4a5f26 No.8749
>>8742
I'm only 9 days older than the lass though
>>8744
I'm confident she's not lurking right now tbh
Besides I'm not scared anyway, I have nothing to hide
>>8745
You're a randy sod tbh
4a5f26 No.8750
>>8749
wait how long ago did she post that photo?
4a5f26 No.8751
4a5f26 No.8752
>>8750
Can't even remember tbh, it was back when she was 16 I think.
4a5f26 No.8753
>>8750
10 months ago I think
>>8748
Go home, lad. They'll take advantage of you
>>8751
Ignore me lad, I'm drunk
4a5f26 No.8754
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Jesus Christ.
>intentionally making game characters ugly to be "progressive"
4a5f26 No.8755
>>8753
>take advantage of me
THATS WHAT I WANT THOUGH LAD
4a5f26 No.8756
>>8755
WHY LAD I DON'T GET IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
4a5f26 No.8757
>>8754
i hope the ugly pendulum swings tbh, tired of being considered uggo
4a5f26 No.8758
>>8752
22st says here >>8753 she was 16 but your claiming to be 18 soon and its impossible for you two to be 9 days apart with that logicalso isnt she still in school?
4a5f26 No.8759
>>8754
Biowares games have always felt empty and lifeless to me. I liked KOTOR 1 and 2 as a kid but I don't know if they'd hold up to me now. Never liked Mass Effect much either. Got through the first one and got bored halfway through the second one.
4a5f26 No.8760
>>8757
>considered uggo
You just dont get the drunk enough lad. Steaming or ratarsed is the level to aim for.
4a5f26 No.8761
>>8757
What do you mean, lad? What's been attractive now has been attractive for thousands of years
>>8759
Never played it, but I played Dragon Age, and I guess you're right. Something is weird about their faces and animation
4a5f26 No.8762
>>8758
No it works
She turns 18 in June, same as me. 10 months ago is early 2016, she would've been 16. 17 last June.
Not that it really matters anyway tbh
4a5f26 No.8763
4a5f26 No.8764
Any random sidequest giver NPC in Witcher 3 feels more alive than any main character in any Bioware game.
4a5f26 No.8765
>>8764
>tfw cant relate because the most recent game I played was Dynasty Warriors 5
4a5f26 No.8766
>>8764
You're probably right. Never played Witcher games though.
4a5f26 No.8767
>>8761
what's attractive lad?
4a5f26 No.8768
>>8767
Google it, lad. I don't know tbh
4a5f26 No.8769
>>8767
Comfidence and a nice haircut and a new set of britches.
4a5f26 No.8770
>>8767
having an attractive face helps
4a5f26 No.8771
lads, a 40 something year old women said I could come home with her for more drinks, should I do it?
4a5f26 No.8772
>>8771
Why would you even ask, lad
4a5f26 No.8773
4a5f26 No.8774
>>8771
Im doing it anyway tbh, wish me luck
4a5f26 No.8775
>that time an old drunk woman, probably older than 40 sat on your lap
She probably thought I was an easy target. I felt abused
4a5f26 No.8776
>>8774
Good luck, lad. Wew
4a5f26 No.8777
>>8766
>Never played Witcher games though.
theyre great tbh
a lot of people are put off by witcher 1 due its shitty combat and story that doesnt get good until many hours in and the early stages of the game have ton of running back and forth
try it but use the mod for faster movement and go with the max speed version it makes the game so much better
witcher 2 and 3 are just great
>>8771
up to you
its not moral
milfs are great in porn but irl its seems like something that might just seem desperate and pathetic like bitch youre a old woman you should be a mother by now with a husband
but if shes very attractive fuck it tbh just provide your own condoms and be careful
>>8774
whats she like? hair? body type? is she THICC?
4a5f26 No.8778
>>8773
>>8772
Didnt want you to bully me for it tbh. Night lads, Ill post a damage report later if she kicks me out.
4a5f26 No.8779
>>8777
Not thicc lad, kinda homely but still pretty. Meh.
4a5f26 No.8780
>>8771
You won't get children from her, lad.
4a5f26 No.8781
4a5f26 No.8782
>>8777
Thanks for the recommendation, lad. Not really been in the mood to play anything lately though
4a5f26 No.8783
>>8777
Wew theres the morality. Condom is a definite, I dont want an autistic downs baby tbh. Shes brunette and kind of flat chested. Glasses and heels, so Im satisfied tbh.
>>8781
>>8780
Thanks lads, no children is kind of the point. Taxis here anyway and I want to fiddle with her on the way back :^) Au revoir gentlemen
4a5f26 No.8784
>>8780
He just wants to fill her cunt with his cummies. I'll never understand this memi. I guess maybe it's just sour grapes though. No bullies please
4a5f26 No.8785
4a5f26 No.8786
>>8775
>that time in year eight when you sat on a lasses lap because she was in the spot you wanted
>but you didn't want to hurt her legs so you maintained a half-squat position
I was only a young male then and had yet to learn Beachmastery.
4a5f26 No.8787
>>8786
I know what you mean. Why didn't you just pick her up and put you on the lap though?
>had yet to learn Beachmastery.
Oh
4a5f26 No.8791
>tfw walked into the women's bathroom at the restaurant
Was poorly marked tbh
Did the same thing back in sixth form and I wasn't wearing my glasses so I couldn't even get a good look and the lass bullies still screamed at me
4a5f26 No.8794
>>8793
You must give him money tbh
4a5f26 No.8796
>>8790
hi lad
hial herts
>>8791
i once walked into the ladies at the cinema just as a film was finishing and i had to hide in the ubical for 10 minutes untill they all left
4a5f26 No.8797
>>8789
Hi lad. What are you doing?
>>8793
>wew lad did anyone see you?
Luckily no. I escaped a bullying there. Food was shit and it was filled with loud obnoxious bullies though. I just don't get why normies love it so.
4a5f26 No.8798
>>8796
>i once walked into the ladies at the cinema just as a film was finishing and i had to hide in the ubical for 10 minutes untill they all left
Poor lad.
4a5f26 No.8799
>>8795
Good lad, Joe needs that money to move out of his Mum's, I mean, build a Citadel Of Nationalism
4a5f26 No.8800
>>8798
when i entered i even saw a girl and she gave me a funny look and i just laughed to myself because i thought "haha stupid roastie in the wrong toilets kek". If only i knew
4a5f26 No.8801
>>8791
>8th year
>all the lasses were gathered in a room to learn about the dangers of sexual harassment from some feminist munter
>room was ground level with an outside window
>pulled down pants and pressed my bum against the window
>ran away laughing while hearing the squeals of the lasses in the background
It just made them like me more; feminist btfo.
4a5f26 No.8802
>>8800
Top kek, lad. did you "forget" to flush?
4a5f26 No.8803
>>8801
You sound like a Chad, lad smh
4a5f26 No.8804
>>8801
i want to believe tbh
>>8802
honestly dont remember lad yes of coarse i "forgot"
4a5f26 No.8806
>>8805
>wew thats awkward, did you stand on the seat so no one would peek too?
no i just prayed tbh
4a5f26 No.8807
>>8799
TRULY, THE DRUIDS SHINE UPON YOUR BLESSED DIGITS, BRUDER
4a5f26 No.8808
>>8800
why did you have to scare away the lass, you big bully?
>>8804
Good lad
>>8805
>maybe it's the "atmosphere" or something thats appealing
Lacked anything that could be considered good or comfy atmosphere tbh. Oh well, at least I'm never going back.
4a5f26 No.8809
>>8803
I'll admit that I was a proto-Chad but the year or two after that I got into MMO's and became awkward tbh
4a5f26 No.8810
>>8808
i didnt scare her she was leaving smh
4a5f26 No.8811
>>8807
It is confirmed then, the Druids hate Joe.
4a5f26 No.8813
4a5f26 No.8814
>>8809
I'm sorry, lad. I'm just envious of Chads smh
>>8810
I meant the other one smh.
4a5f26 No.8815
>>8814
what are you on about?
4a5f26 No.8816
>>8811
(Checked, more portentous dubs, kamarad…)
VERILY, THE DRUIDS WISH FOR US TO PISS UPON MANY DISABLED KIDS AND COLLECT MANY A BOWDEN ORATORY AWARD TO STORE IN OUR MYSTIC BARROW AT THE HEART OF EVROPA
4a5f26 No.8817
>>8812
Not going to hit anything when he isn't aiming tbh
4a5f26 No.8818
>>8815
the post I deleted, lad. smh
4a5f26 No.8820
4a5f26 No.8821
Can people whose beard and stache doesn't connect become druids, lads?
4a5f26 No.8822
>>8817
The LORD will guide his aim, oh ye of little faith.
4a5f26 No.8823
>>8820
I forgive you, lad. Please don't do it again
4a5f26 No.8824
>>8823
she shouldnt have taken it in the first place smh
4a5f26 No.8827
>>8821
ONLY TRUE GERMVNICS WITH DUBS CAN BE TRULY DRUIDIC UNDER THE ARYAN LIGHT OF THE BLACK SUN, BRUDER
4a5f26 No.8828
>>8824
I know, lad. But I'm glad she did
4a5f26 No.8829
>>8827
The druids don't favour you.
4a5f26 No.8830
>>8826
For a few hours. Now I'm all about dat dere MORALITY.
4a5f26 No.8831
>>8830
Is miscegenation moral?
4a5f26 No.8834
>>8831
It's "great" apparently.
4a5f26 No.8835
Melanin is just what NASA needed.
4a5f26 No.8837
>>8831
Not only is it MORAL it is in fact a CIVIC duty for every true patriot.
4a5f26 No.8838
4a5f26 No.8839
>>8832
Night lass. Sweet dreams
4a5f26 No.8840
>>8812
>tfw you tamper with someone else's memi without permission
4a5f26 No.8842
>>8840
thats ok you made it better tbh
4a5f26 No.8843
4a5f26 No.8844
Do we have any memis that piss take the mods of /brit/ ?
4a5f26 No.8845
>>8844
Don't think so, lad. Are you saying you'll make some?
4a5f26 No.8846
>>8845
I haven't got any ideas. I don't actually know that much about them, except that they like to ban over nothing.
4a5f26 No.8848
>>8846
I guess one memi/truth is that SA is a girl
4a5f26 No.8849
>>8847
That first one. Top kek
4a5f26 No.8850
>>8847
Second one is also good tbh
4a5f26 No.8851
>>8847
I view Helmersbelt as a firm but fair father figure tbh.
4a5f26 No.8852
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/03/17/tory-mep-daniel-hannan-deletes-anti-trump-tweets/
I just saw this headline before heading off to bed and had to post it.
AGGRESSIVE FEMINIST
Night night for real this time.
4a5f26 No.8853
>>8852
Hope you weren't really flustered, lass. Goodnight for real
4a5f26 No.8855
i posted this poll for /nbp/
i need you guys to pick me and stack the results in my favour im riggin the election
http://poal.me/cfno2v
4a5f26 No.8856
4a5f26 No.8857
4a5f26 No.8859
>>8851
I love Helms but he doesn't post any more smdh
4a5f26 No.8860
>>8852
What a disappointing faggot Hannan has turned out to be, just like his friend Duncan.
4a5f26 No.8861
>>8858
How are you feeling, lad?
4a5f26 No.8862
>>8847
I like the first one, but there really needs to be more.
4a5f26 No.8863
>>8846
You're one of the few people on there who gets banned for valid reasons
4a5f26 No.8864
>>8855
you got my vote lad
4a5f26 No.8865
4a5f26 No.8866
>>8859
The dafties and funposters must have demoralized him, poor lad.
4a5f26 No.8867
>>8863
Who the fuck are you, and why are you suddenly on my case?
4a5f26 No.8870
>>8868
>i'm alright lad, you?
Good. I just need a hug *smells your hair*
4a5f26 No.8871
>>8869
I'm not THE binposter, but I'm not a fan of Joe Owens either, so I use his memis sometimes. It's not the first time I've been accused of being binposter though. I think there's more than one tbh.
4a5f26 No.8874
>>8873
Evening. It would be weird if you'd left your wallet at the theatre tbh.
4a5f26 No.8875
>>8873
Evening, lad. Bit late for a (1) tbh
4a5f26 No.8876
>>8874
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have to go all the way back in the morning, what a bother tbh.
>>8875
Hi lad. I know, I have been out.
4a5f26 No.8879
>>8876
Did you see Gilbert and Sullivan? Fan of Operetta perhaps? Was it The Pirates Of Penzance?
4a5f26 No.8880
>>8877
>lad… I don't want to be some fall back from neogrill smh
Fall back? What are you implying, lad?
4a5f26 No.8881
>>8879
I am a fan of Operetta, I like Opera to but I am a bit of a pleb so prefer Operetta.
It was not The Pirates Of Penzance although that is a good one.
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4a5f26 No.8884
>>8872
what if I play just stellaris tbh
4a5f26 No.8885
>>8882
That is my favorite, lad.
4a5f26 No.8886
>>8882
>ywn be the model of a modern major general
4a5f26 No.8887
>>8883
no but the video game tie in of peter jacksons king kong movie is really fucking good
4a5f26 No.8889
>>8884
Is that that game where humans have to be multicultural and multiracial?
4a5f26 No.8890
4a5f26 No.8891
>>8889
yes, but you can genocide alien species mind, but humans has to be multicoloured
4a5f26 No.8892
>>8890
Can you grow a decent stache, lad?
>tfw decent stache
4a5f26 No.8894
>>8886
This song is great to fap to tbh.
Keep time to the beat, it actually gets better because of the pauses.
4a5f26 No.8896
>>8893
Well you're right. I don't feel snubbed for (You)s though I just wanted her to keep us/me company a little longer.
Stop reading me
>>8891
Sounds like paradise, lad
>>8892
I don't know. I think I do, but my stache and beard doesn't connect so it takes some time for my stache to cover the naked part between my beard and stache smh
4a5f26 No.8897
>>8893
Don't worry you're a close second place lad ahhhhhhhh
4a5f26 No.8898
>>8895
Just try it, you won't regret it.
4a5f26 No.8899
>>8898
No thanks, I'm on no fap.
4a5f26 No.8900
>>8894
why would you fap to a song, lad? Wouldn't you need something to arouse you? smh
4a5f26 No.8901
>>8899
Oh right. How's it going?
Nofap must be really, really hard.
4a5f26 No.8902
>>8900
>doesn't know about fap hero
4a5f26 No.8903
>>8901
It's going ok ta.
She's a buxom lass, lad.
4a5f26 No.8904
>>8902
why would I, lad? smh
4a5f26 No.8905
Going to need a new thread soon tbh
4a5f26 No.8906
>>8903
Yeah, she's got a bit messy with that ice cream all over her thighs though smh
4a5f26 No.8907
Want to be white in the newest Mass Effect game? Well fuck you
4a5f26 No.8909
>>8907
>ywn get paid by the Big Boys at DARPA to force Cultmarx social conditioning into your mass media products
4a5f26 No.8911
>>8901
Fuck's sake that image is so dirty whilst being seemingly innocent at the same time. Makes it all so much worse.
4a5f26 No.8912
>>8908
bebo?
>>8909
Certainly there must be better ways to make a living, lad
4a5f26 No.8913
>>8910
"From Islamic point of view there is nothing radical about wanting Sharia and wanting a Caliphate".
Great quote, straight from the horses mouth. This is why Islam is incompatible with the West, just like we've always said.
4a5f26 No.8915
What did Drumpf mean by this? Will he join us in bombing Germany one last time?
4a5f26 No.8916
4a5f26 No.8918
>>8917
Wew, true. I remember how fucked up it was having a "best friend" in real life growing up as well tbh. I only had like two though, so if I picked one it would cause drama smh. We were all jealous little lads
4a5f26 No.8919
>>8915
>Not wanting to shake the hand of a woman genociding her own people
Oh what a monster that man is.
4a5f26 No.8920
>>8915
I've been wondering what was going on there all evening. He's giving off a real "fuck you vibe" which isn't very tactful or presidential. She seems overly smug by comparison. Earlier, he shook her hand when welcoming her to the White House though. Something must have happened in between. But what?
4a5f26 No.8921
>>8915
>tfw Trump was an autist all along
ONE OF US
4a5f26 No.8922
>>8920
She's probably acting tough because the media says she's the leader of the free world now wew
4a5f26 No.8924
Evening lads.
Some good news for you all. We now officially have a greater number of total posts than /cuckquean/! Give yourselves a pat on the back tbh
4a5f26 No.8926
>>8924
*pats myself on the back*
Good job, lad and everyone
4a5f26 No.8927
>>8925
>>8926
We're going to make it, lads.
4a5f26 No.8928
>>8927
Shouldn't you be out drinking, lad?
4a5f26 No.8929
>>8928
I don't drink, lad. Nor am I a taig or plastic paddy.
4a5f26 No.8930
>>8929
You're cool, no? I thought the cool kids had fun and drank alcohol.
4a5f26 No.8932
>>8930
It’s cool to be a teetotaler and save yourself for marriage now, lad.
4a5f26 No.8934
>>8930
>cool
>using nigger speak
This is reasoning most people use to do drugs and shit tbh
Doesn't mean I'm a killjoy beta cuck though
>>8931
wew
4a5f26 No.8935
Going to bed at reasonable hours is cool as well tbh. Night lads
4a5f26 No.8936
4a5f26 No.8938
>>8935
Night tbh, I'll go to sleep when I've finished uploading a couple of flags I stole from /brit/
New thread is needed too tbh
4a5f26 No.8939
4a5f26 No.8941
>>8940
i hope so because the /NBP/ is dead to me tbh
4a5f26 No.8943
>>8940
Yes, for now. But I do want to stress that we are essentially /brit/ but with far more lenient moderation with a /politics/ influence too.
/nbp/ is inhabited by about 5 people now so I think we're the true successor anyway.
4a5f26 No.8945
>>8943
yeah although there are a few /politics/ posters tbh
4a5f26 No.8946
4a5f26 No.8948
>>8944
It sounds pretty hot tbh
>>8945
We're basically a mishmash of /brit/ and /politics/ that is better than the sum of its parts. It's good tbh, but since most of what /brit/ considers to be '/politics/' (Alberto + trannies) has fucked off to /nbp/ I want to play up the '/brit/ but with less moderation' angle so /brit/ isn't too put off by us and we can win over disaffected posters who are upset with moderation there. Of course immigration will be strictly controlled (based civic nationalism tbh).
4a5f26 No.8949
>>8947
It's a shame how /brit/ has deviated from the true Brit/pol/ tbh
Are you making the new thread?
4a5f26 No.8950
>>8948
ah fair enough lad you seem to know what youre doing what did you guys think of /politcs/ before you came to us?
4a5f26 No.8952
>>8951
tbf designated shitposting is what im all about tbh
4a5f26 No.8953
>>8950
I never looked at /politics/ before really, though I did see a couple of bark bark bark etc. posts which made me think it was a shitposting haven with no politics at all.
After the move to /newbritpolitics/ I had a look for myself and it was a lot better than I thought it was. Of course there was friction over culture clashes which led to this board but now I'm very comfy here.
4a5f26 No.8954
>>8953
you guys were shitposting harder then we ever were tbh, it was more of a chatroom with an underlying political theme
4a5f26 No.8956
>>8954
I can see that now, and it's comfy. One of the problems with /brit/ that started to grate with me after a while was how contrived some of the discussion was. You can't force everything to be politics related, it's not natural. Here conversation flows better, you can talk about whatever, shitpost, and still have good political discussion. It's great.
4a5f26 No.8960
>>8956
tbf you might feel differently if you were ten years older lad
4a5f26 No.8962
>>8955
>>8956
i used to think /brit/ians were all bullis but you are sound lads tbh