689b0a No.71793
7348b1 No.71794
9573c9 No.71795
5984b2 No.71797
689b0a No.71798
>>71794
haha now you must stop being a homogayfagnonce
9573c9 No.71803
>>71800
You know what you are doing
71f936 No.71806
fc29e3 No.71807
>>71789
night lad
yes
>>71784
can't be done I'm afraid
f56b88 No.71808
>>71804
tell him to join us again i know anprim is against him but i miss him
198e8c No.71810
>>71806
>ywn fire an rpg at a lazy council road construction crew
why live.
2ec87b No.71812
>>71808
Who do you mean? The good doctor has been dead for centuries.
fc29e3 No.71813
198e8c No.71814
1ff963 No.71816
>>71812
You too are supposed to be dead, Barbosa.
9573c9 No.71817
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9c19ac No.71818
*empties cup of peppermint tea into the water supply*
O-oops
9c19ac No.71819
9573c9 No.71820
>>71818
Based alex jones has sold me some quality water filters so it won't work on me
DON'T DRINK THE WATER THOUGH
2ec87b No.71821
>>71816
I AM NOT THE ONE YOU SEEK
198e8c No.71822
>>71818
Hah I buy bottled water, what know ey?
9573c9 No.71823
>>71822
it better be glass bottles lad.
fc29e3 No.71824
>>71818
this is sabotage! you and monarchs plan will fail you know! *fills plastic bottle*
7348b1 No.71825
>>71818
Good lad.
>>71823
Now that's something you should be concerned about lad.
1f33de No.71826
I will relax tonight and revise tomorrow tbh smh
1f33de No.71827
>>71823
I love when you stick a glass bottle up a lads ass and see his poo up close smh
198e8c No.71828
>>71823
Sadly not tbh, Im working on getting some non-BPA jerry cans. I try and drink the water within a few days so it doesnt leach anymore tittie-growing chems into my Ribena.
fc29e3 No.71829
my name is talky tina and I think I could even hate you
9573c9 No.71830
>>71825
>Now that's something you should be concerned about lad.
I bet you drink water from plastic bottles anyway
>>71827
Lad what the fuck
>>71828
Good lad, but the damage is already being done
fc29e3 No.71832
71f936 No.71833
198e8c No.71834
>>71830
I know lad, luckily Im so high-test that it hardly affects me *adjusts sports bra*
1ff963 No.71836
>>71833
>daily stormer
smh lad
it's actually unblocked at my school lel
198e8c No.71838
>>71833
fugg
Anybody here stupid enough to associate with mohammedans?
7348b1 No.71839
>>71830
I don't, all my water is through a filter and straight into a glass.
71f936 No.71840
>>71836
Only link I had sorry fams
9573c9 No.71841
>>71839
how did you turn into such a boy molesting fruit then
248e3c No.71842
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1ff963 No.71843
>>71840
tbh all the shit about discord is really getting out of hand
And I thought /brit/ had problems with it lel
fc29e3 No.71844
my name is talky tina and I'm going to kill you
7348b1 No.71845
>>71841
That's libelous lad.
9573c9 No.71846
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198e8c No.71848
>>71844
*throws doll from moving van*
9573c9 No.71851
>>71850
go away and stop stealing my flag
248e3c No.71852
>>71851
I'll stop as I don't like confrontation.
fc29e3 No.71853
>>71848
*holds onto the underside of the van*
I told you you'd be sorry
1f33de No.71854
198e8c No.71855
>>71853
>[Chuckie intensifies]
*weaves around road trying to dislodge you but crashes into a tree*
198e8c No.71856
>>71854
>>71852
*joins confrontation*
7348b1 No.71857
9573c9 No.71859
>>71858
I'm going to be the dutch one, the imposter can be the jew one
248e3c No.71860
>>71854
>>71857
>>71856
*exits thread* night lads/lasses, just wanted to share some ldr homo
d09475 No.71861
*Runs out of melatonin pills and goes straight back to not falling asleep before 10am*
Morning laddos.
9573c9 No.71862
1f33de No.71863
>>71860
>He was a Bumling this entire time
I forgive you lad
d09475 No.71864
Bitcoin breaches 2k. Will it reach 10k before the end of the year as some speculate?
198e8c No.71865
198e8c No.71866
>>71864
itll be illegal before long.
fc29e3 No.71867
>>71861
you should get a daddy to force you to wake up in the morning lad
>>71864
*never buys in and watches as it rises over the years but it's okay because it crashed a bit for a short while*
c-coiners btfo
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5984b2 No.71868
>>71864
Depends on Chinese miners.
>tfw sold off 3 BTC last year at 600
>tfw had 500 ETH at one point
This is the year of crypto though tbh.
>>71866
Anon coins will keep the blackmarket alive. XMR is still affordable.
1f33de No.71869
>>71868
>Chinese minors
no one wants to fuck a chinese kid lass
fc29e3 No.71870
d09475 No.71871
>>71866
I think they may try and crash it by offering advanced functionality to their own coins but Bitcoin has way to much invested in it for them to just flatout ban it I believe.
>>71867
>you should get a daddy to force you to wake up in the morning lad
Can't wake up before you go to sleep, lad.
>*never buys in and watches as it rises over the years but it's okay because it crashed a bit for a short while*
iktf
198e8c No.71873
>>71867
>never buys in
Smart tbh, the wilful tax evasion on it is enough to get you banged up.
>cash out of bc when its at a peak
>have to pay 35% on every penny gained
>nobody does it so Inland Revenue can fucy you any time they like within 20 years.
9573c9 No.71874
imperiumcoin is at $500HK now
buy into it now and get back MASSIVE returns
5984b2 No.71875
d09475 No.71876
If I had the balls and motivation to invest/ capitilise on everything I had considered over the last five years I’d be very rich.
What can I learn from this?
9c19ac No.71877
>>71876
Keep making the same mistakes, lad.
198e8c No.71878
>>71871
>flat out ban
They will tighten the loopholes and fuck anybody that makes enough money - prepare for big tax-settlements from bitcoin investors or a cayman island exodus
198e8c No.71879
>>71875
No you moron, when you cash it out for currency. That is due to be taxed, but nobody pays it
d09475 No.71880
>>71877
Oh OK.
>>71878
It is possible to volunteer to pay the tax. Horrid is such a thing is.
1f33de No.71881
Why do anuses taste salty?
5984b2 No.71882
>>71879
If you don't know how to properly convert your BTC into the offshore currency of your choice without being detected, you shouldn't be in crypto anyways.
198e8c No.71883
>>71880
>volunteer
Im not advocating for the tax at all, but all personal income is subject to tax - someone with £1k of coin might be ok, but any real investment is guaranteed to interest the taxman.
d09475 No.71884
>>71883
Yeah, I am just saying it isn’t a problem that didn’t already exist. The tax is owed, people should be paying it.
198e8c No.71885
>>71882
>convert into offshore currency
Now we are into money laundering? Wew. Im not in crypto because theres massive holes in legality that are asking to be filled with the blood of investors
fc29e3 No.71886
>>71871
woah you got me there lad
>>71873
sad tbh
198e8c No.71887
>>71884
Thats fair tbh, but nobody is reporting bitcoin gains in their april returns.
d09475 No.71888
>>71887
Then they deserved to get shoah’d. Death and taxes and all that.
5984b2 No.71890
>>71884
>the tax is owed, people should be paying it
By what right? The state isn't protecting crypto traders and neither are any of the banking institutions, any taxation on crypto is unjust except from legitimate exchanges like Coinbase.
>>71885
>money laundering
Just keep all of your converted crypto in USDT then in local storage on a virtual machine in another country.
198e8c No.71891
>>71888
Portentous jerrycuck trips agree.
The way I see it, bitcoin needs to rise by tax% + profit margin% in the time you buy in. at minimum thats got to be 30% + 10% to be worthwile. Its taken a long time to grow 40%, and will tale longer. Too many risks between then and now. Mining makes more sense.
1f33de No.71892
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>You will never be two twelve year old lesbians
FUCKING DIE ETERNAL DADDY I HATE YOU AND MUMMY TOO I AM AN ABOMINATION I AM OSTRICH SIZED FROM EVERYTHING AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
9573c9 No.71893
I DON'T WANT NONE
night lads
I hope you all get to dream of chinky gfs tonight
I DON'T WANT NONE
198e8c No.71894
>>71890
how would you spend that money in England though?
198e8c No.71895
>>71893
night lad, hope not tbh.
1ff963 No.71896
fc29e3 No.71897
>>71893
night
I don't want none
5984b2 No.71898
>>71894
When necessary use anon services like localbitcoins.com, or go through Alphabay.onion to purchase pre-paid Visa cards. With proper OPSEC you won't be caught.
198e8c No.71899
>>71890
Personal Income Tax you moron, I dont agree with it but it is indees the law. Any income must be reported and taxed accordingly.
d09475 No.71901
>>71890
>By what right?
By the right that the Government can do what ever it wants and if you don’t comply they can and will put you in a cage full of Saracens. I don’t think the Government performs a majority of the functions I pay my taxes toward but I don’t have the option to opt out. If they seen an opportunity to cash in, they will. They have to get their slice.
>>71891
>Mining makes more sense.
I had presumed by now that mining was only worth it to professional outfits with warehouses full of miners going at it. Depends on the coin though I appreciate.
198e8c No.71902
>>71898
>all these payments into uk accounts from shady services
I mean spending pounds lad. Converting your digital shekels to actual currency - thats the stumbling block. Doesnt matter how many anonymous transactions you do, you still have that as income.
d09475 No.71903
>>71893
Night
I DON'T WANT NONE
198e8c No.71904
>>71901
>had presumed by now that mining was only worth it to professional outfits
True, but the profit margins would be higher. Bitcoin has to rise by atleast income tax to make a profit.
5984b2 No.71905
>>71899
To first be declared as personal income, an agency would have to acknowledge that you've declared gains on your crypto trades. Now why report something that isn't regulated by the state? Perhaps in the near future when crypto exchanges are regulated then it would make sense, but right now any person doing so is foolish.
198e8c No.71906
>>71904
*in trading alone, bitcoin has to rise…
fc29e3 No.71907
what did they mean by this?
198e8c No.71908
>>71905
>but right now any person doing so is foolish.
And knowingly breaking the law by evading tax. Im not advocating one or the other, just setting facts straight.
5984b2 No.71909
>>71902
localbitcoins.com does exactly that. Look at the website and checkout alphabay on Tor, you'll see other ways to convert BTC into whichever currency you desire. There's also a way to convert into USDT.
9c19ac No.71910
>>71907
Whose or what's future are they seeing?
198e8c No.71911
>>71905
>Now why report something that isn't regulated by the state?
personal income IS regulated by the state.
d09475 No.71912
>>71904
>Bitcoin has to rise by atleast income tax to make a profit.
That is a fair observation.
Let us also consider the fact that a lot of the movement in value has come from foreign “investors” using it as a means to move dirty money. It is a lot easier for corrupt Chinese officials to throw their money into bitcoin than it is buy property in London (they still do that though).
f56b88 No.71913
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alright children gather round bed time is soon so it's time for some chill music
5984b2 No.71914
>>71911
Though crypto transactions arent't.
198e8c No.71915
>>71909
Are you being deliberately obtuse? It is still income.
198e8c No.71916
>>71914
No, as I said, the income made from it IS. Indisputably.
1ff963 No.71917
>>71913
I don't have chill music but I do have a chill pepe
d09475 No.71918
>>71907
*Makes America Great Again by traveling to the territory of an enemy, selling them loads of weapons and then touching a crystal ball with them*
88D Chess folks.
d09475 No.71919
f56b88 No.71920
>>71917
nice frog but I don't see how that has anything to do with my post?
5984b2 No.71921
>>71915
If the gains aren't realized and the crypto is stored in its original form without converting it into a currency, then there's no income. At least without being regulated by the state in its current form. Give me the legislation that establishes a federal commission for crypto alongside the new standards and I'll cede my point.
>>71916
If you directly convert it into currency after each gain, yes. As stated before, there's no income if the individual doesn't convert the crypto and if it's stored offshore.
9c19ac No.71922
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>>71913
Unironically liked the theme tbh. The intro is good as well but it's more upbeat
9c19ac No.71923
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smh might as well post the intro as well
198e8c No.71924
>>71921
Thats fair, but far too much risk for me. Enjoy bringing it back to the UK with no evidence of where its come from
>proceeds of crime
Bye-bye bitcoins.
1ff963 No.71925
>>71920
Was just looking for an excuse to post it tbh
198e8c No.71926
>>71923
>>71922
is that the gay pedo shit?
f56b88 No.71929
>>71925
post it when the actual poster comes back I'm sure they'll be glad to see it
>>71922
it's like you're begging for a de-modding
9c19ac No.71930
fc29e3 No.71931
>>71910
they're seeing the US bend over for the Saudis so the petrodollar can keep afloat.. oh dear oh dear
>>71913
*relaxes* ahhhh soothing
>>71918
hahaha… it's okay because he defeated ISIS within 30 days
9c19ac No.71932
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Jennifer Murphy Beds 'I want to be Neenja' Racist White Woman ninja neenja
198e8c No.71933
>>71930
Fucksake its in my internet history now isnt it.
9c19ac No.71934
>>71929
I'm just posting music
>>71933
It's a yotube music video with a picture and no video lad
d09475 No.71935
>>71931
>it's okay because he defeated ISIS within 30 days
That was impressive. Shame he had wipe Israel off the map to achieve it but at least we are all safer now.
5984b2 No.71936
>>71924
Any strict regulation on BTC will cause it to skyrocket likely unless every country enacted the legislation within days of each other, so I welcome any attempts to regulate it in hopes of trying to shill their own shitty state-sponsored crypto. I've also been in XMR for the past two years for this precise reason. It's only a matter of time till they make such a blunder but as of current China still holds most of the BTC mining operations and has the largest stake behind the Jewsa. The true fate of BTC is tied to China.
198e8c No.71937
1ff963 No.71939
>>71929
Yes Ivan, I'll wait for daftie then
I wonder when she will come back
d09475 No.71942
How do I become the ultimate human?
198e8c No.71944
>>71936
I completely agree it might skyrocket, but what do you do when its seized for being suspected moneylaundering or proceeds of crime? Do you plan to move away to a less regulated country?
198e8c No.71945
71f936 No.71946
Aaah who are these no flag posters
d09475 No.71948
>>71946
I will add my flag soon, lad.
1ff963 No.71950
9c19ac No.71951
fc29e3 No.71953
fc29e3 No.71954
>>71946
BAN ALL NO FLAGS
BAN ALL (1)s
5984b2 No.71955
>>71944
>but what do you do when its seized for being suspected moneylaundering or proceeds of crime?
bitcointalk.org has had this very conversation multiple times. I'd argue that because I encrypt my traffic, have multiple accounts spread on multiple exchanges as well as two local HDD wallets with backups, the prospect of the state seizing my BTC and XMR is diminished sufficiently. I also have a bulk amount stored in XMR which provides encrypted transactions that should be safe for another 20 years at least. Though again if the state started deploying counter-measures at the ISP level, alongside banning TOR, then I'd be forced to move. But at that point there would already be a restriction on liberty that would cause me to move anyway.
198e8c No.71956
>bitcoin rises to £10k on news of state regulations
>bitcoin is declared currency, required to be counted as assets
>lots of strangely suddenly wealthy lower classes
>tax evasion, money laundering, criminal gains etc because no receipts for bitcoins :^)
9c19ac No.71957
>>71954
DO IT. BAN ME
(*bans you*) 5984b2 No.71958
fc29e3 No.71959
>>71957
let this be a warning to the rest of you…
2ec87b No.71960
>>71951
>>71953
Beyond angry, lads. It consumes me every fucking day.
7348b1 No.71961
>>71959
You did the right thing lass.
5984b2 No.71963
>>71962
So begins the Mod Wars…
f56b88 No.71964
Do we already know what we watch this Friday? So that I know if I should pop up or not.
No gay please.
>>71939
can't take that long.
198e8c No.71966
>>71955
see
>>71956
Its not the encryption you its the assets and handling of the 'untraceable' coins - they will ask where you got it from. If you are playing the long-game of waiting for regulation, have fun explaining where you got it from. They can seize it if they SUSPECT its criminal gains, and that will be an interesting test case when the owner disputes it. All these anonymous transactions add up to money laundering plain and simple - not that I agree with that definituon, Im just arguing for common sense here.
>be you
>make £200k from a couple £K investment after its regulated
>transfer it to your bank account
>Have to file taxes to show where its come from
>"its from an old investment"
>"we dont believe you, its used for crimes, seize it."
I hope this isnt the outcome but fear it will be.
fc29e3 No.71967
>>71961
thanks for your support in these trying times lass
>>71962
I'm sorry lad, order must be established smh
1f33de No.71968
I want to be an orange so that you lads will squeeze me
1f33de No.71969
9c19ac No.71970
>>71964
No gay, lad. From now on I will take joke answers as jokes. Gay viewings will only be held in secret
Don't know, no. You can suggest a film and I'll add it to the poll
fc29e3 No.71971
>>71964
I'm gonna suggest robocop but there's no poal done yet
and yea no
1f33de No.71972
>>71970
Please play something gay i like it that way
198e8c No.71973
>>71968
*squeezes you into a blender*
1f33de No.71974
>Mummy says I was shouting "ow"
wtf? I wasn't smh
1ff963 No.71975
>>71963
It will end with the death of this board
>>71964
I want to watch the Deal
2ec87b No.71976
THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
NOT WITH A BANG
BUT A WHIMPER
5984b2 No.71977
>>71966
I won't realize my gains in such a manner but I see your point. I know many will do such a thing, as they already have. You can see people on the forums talking about receiving a tax notice after becoming overnight millionaires. I'd be content with slowly converting my crypto for physical goods on the darkweb if the option is available.
f56b88 No.71979
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>>71970
I hope you'll hold onto your word.
>>71971
Watched robocop not long ago but might join still
1f33de No.71980
i do not consent to having gay porn removed from the cy.tube
1f33de No.71981
I consent to bullies dying
f56b88 No.71982
>>71975
if the deal is on i'll join
2ec87b No.71983
S T A R S H I P T R O O P E R S
1ff963 No.71984
>>71978
lel didn't Noel Edmonds turn out to be based or something?
9c19ac No.71985
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>he will never land on your lips and kick off some sweet nectar from his legs into your mouth
71f936 No.71986
>>71981
I thought you said goodnight?
198e8c No.71987
>>71977
Thats a fair strategy, Im not knocking it lad, I just worry that theyll use it like tax evasion in The Untouchables, and it wont matter if you have 9 vpns to be racist behind, theyll lock us up for earning naughty shekels. also Im hyper-paranoid
9c19ac No.71988
>>71972
Ahhh okay then you've won me over
fc29e3 No.71989
>>71960
you should try calming down lad
1f33de No.71990
>>71984
>Just tried to get somewhere. Allowed loads of time but abandoned journey. Am I alone in feeling Britain is full?
198e8c No.71991
>>71984
Hes into some weird universal kabbalah shit? I hope hes based though. [noel-searching begins]
1f33de No.71992
>>71986
Ree? I never said anything f the sort.
Worried why mummy thinks I was shouting when I've been quite smh
1ff963 No.71995
>>71990
>>71991
>>71994
iirc there was something more but I forget
198e8c No.71996
1f33de No.71997
Maybe I'm going mad. Maybe i did say goodnight. Maybe I did shout ow.
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
d09475 No.71998
>>71995
He has always struck me as very unhappy with the state of Modern Britain. Wouldn’t surprise me if he was redpilled to some extent.
5984b2 No.71999
>>71987
>I just worry that they'll use it like tax evasion in the Untouchables
That's definitely possible lad. If they went that far though the conditions around the country would be shite anyway. Most states don't start seizing assets like that unless they're bankrupt from war or they've a despotic regime in.
1ff963 No.72000
f56b88 No.72001
I feel like I've overstayed my welcome. I'll go now goodnight
t. just an anon user du du duu ♫
1f33de No.72002
>>72001
Fuck off we're full!
fc29e3 No.72003
1f33de No.72004
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9c19ac No.72006
>>72001
Night mysterious lad who I have no idea who is
d09475 No.72007
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d09475 No.72009
9c19ac No.72010
>>72000
Night lad who goes to bed at the same time as that other poster who I have no idea who is. Convenient
1f33de No.72011
I'm going to blow up parliament. It is decided.
1f33de No.72012
*collects own poo in a bottle to make the bomb*
9c19ac No.72013
>>72012
>>72011
Finally we'll see those fascist pigs burn smh
7348b1 No.72014
>>72011
*reports you to mummy may*
1f33de No.72015
Does anyone have that death threat i sent to Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale?
2ec87b No.72016
I AM BEYOND THE PETTY SQUABBLES OF MORTAL BEINGS
I WILL HAVE MY JUSTICE AND FREEDOM
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
198e8c No.72017
>>71999
emergency-service trips confirm.
>seizing assetts
Not just the asset seizing per se but using it as an excuse to look inside your bum and ask your mum how long you breastfed for. It could turn your life to shit instantly tbh. They can already seize criminal assets easily,
>tfw had £500 seized on my 18th birthday that took 2 months to get back
and that was just because I got punched and had it in my pocket at the time. They already have the laws and powers to do all these things and nobody would report it.
198e8c No.72018
7348b1 No.72019
>>72015
Did you make her shut down her twitter lad?
1f33de No.72020
7348b1 No.72021
>>72020
You should kill yourself tbh.
5984b2 No.72022
>>72017
>tfw had £500 seized on my 18th birthday that took 2 months to get back
Christ lad. Yeah we're looking at troubling times ahead.
2ec87b No.72023
I WILL SLAY THE NONCE BUMBUMKING AND DRINK HIS BLOODY AND FEAST ON HIS ENTRAILS
YOU WILL SUBMIT TO ME PUNY MORTALS FOR I AM CHRIST HIMSELF
1f33de No.72024
>>72021
Not until Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale lies fucking dead mate
1f33de No.72025
5984b2 No.72026
>tfw all these NEETs that can stay up as late as they want
9c19ac No.72027
1f33de No.72028
>>72023
Shut your fucking mouth loser
1f33de No.72029
>>72027
>He doesn't know of the death threat with the knife and the underpants
198e8c No.72030
>>72022
It was strip-club money tbh, ruined my night. it was illegally earned though, but could feasibly have been my wages from work. Needed to prove every penny wasnt to do with crime.
7348b1 No.72031
9c19ac No.72032
>>72029
I don't believe it, lad
198e8c No.72033
>>72026
Im self employed lad.
1f33de No.72034
>>72032
Ask the other /politics/ users tbh, britlad will remember
2ec87b No.72035
>>72028
YOU ARE NO KING
I AM THE DIVINE CHILD OF CHRIST AND I WILL SLAY YOU AND SEND YOU TO HELL
2ec87b No.72036
BumBumKing literally did this by the way. He sent knife threats to Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale.
5984b2 No.72037
>>72033
>I'm self employed lad
>ywn be self-employed masterrace
IT is /comfy/ work though and has room for independent contracting after a few years. Not too displeased with it atm tbh.
198e8c No.72038
>>72035
Come, we are all Gods children, repent and ye shall be saved
9c19ac No.72039
fc29e3 No.72040
>>72026
don't even talk to me until you've paid for my beans
7348b1 No.72041
2ec87b No.72042
>>72038
YOU ARE A SINNER AND WILL BE CLEANSED IN HOLY FIRE
1f33de No.72043
>>72035
You're a fucking a saddo with no life outside of a shitty imageboard mate
1f33de No.72044
>>72039
It was literally hilarious kek
1f33de No.72045
>>72040
*buys Heinz beans in tomato soup*
198e8c No.72046
>>72037
The side contracts must make it worth it, could you be a freelancer? thats self employed.
>tfw cant do IT except CAD
I can draw an accurate draught of a building but cant make a spreadsheet to save my life. dont even mention databases and programming and shit, wew
198e8c No.72047
>>72042
*blocks your path*
2ec87b No.72048
>>72043
You got me there, fam.
>>72047
I was just pretending ;-;
198e8c No.72049
>>72048
*wickermans you for heresy*
2ec87b No.72050
>>72049
OH GOD
OH JESUS CHRIST
2ec87b No.72052
fc29e3 No.72053
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please stop infecting my subscriptions
198e8c No.72054
>>72052
>goes to 4chan to get laughs
thats like going to lidls to buy champagne.
9c19ac No.72055
>>72044
But why would you hurt her
7348b1 No.72056
>>72055
Because he's evil.
e49371 No.72057
>>71971
>>71962
Can we watch Dune?
fc29e3 No.72058
>>72052
>1494234282453.png
huh
2ec87b No.72059
>>72054
Why did you assume I go there for laughs? I do it because I'm bored lad.
>>72058
Really gets the noggin joggin.
198e8c No.72060
>>72057
Good Film lad.
[controlling of the Spice intensifies]
1f33de No.72061
>>72052
Don't you dare ever speak to me again you vile little rat I'll slit your fucking throat. Who do you think you are my friend? You are a nobody but you think you can insult me like that?
>>72055
>>72056
Because she was the key to it all. She was the key to getting what I wanted. I wasn't going to hurt her. If they complied.
2ec87b No.72062
1f33de No.72063
9c19ac No.72064
>>72061
I don't think it's funny, lad
1f33de No.72065
Anyone know the normal identity of London flag poster?
9c19ac No.72066
1f33de No.72068
198e8c No.72069
>>72065
Yeah lad its Mustafa Smallcock teehee
2ec87b No.72070
>he has yet to add my flag
198e8c No.72072
1f33de No.72074
7348b1 No.72075
>>72070
20x16 is the maximum dimensions lad.
2ec87b No.72076
>>72075
WELL MAKE IT 20X16 YOU LOVELY LADY
9c19ac No.72077
>>72068
No you were mean to Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale
fc29e3 No.72079
1f33de No.72080
>>72077
She was in on it. I promised her part of the reward
You must tell me.
2ec87b No.72081
IN THE NAME OF THE GALACTIC SENATE OF THE REPUBLIC
198e8c No.72082
fc29e3 No.72083
e49371 No.72084
>>72060
It's a great film. I think it'd be a good one to watch as a clan.
The mods (PBUT) are ignoring me again though.
1f33de No.72085
>>72082
*peers through your window*
Goodnight . . . lad.
e49371 No.72086
>>72082
Night lad. Sleep well.
5984b2 No.72087
9c19ac No.72088
>>72080
I'm going to take it as a joke because I can't handle if it's true tbh
Also can't tell you the poster's identity as I would be misusing my powers
Just ask him, lad.
>>72082
night lad
fc29e3 No.72089
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Chef Makes One of Gordon's Dishes and He's Not Happy | Kitchen Nightmares UK
1f33de No.72090
>>72088
misuse your powers.
fc29e3 No.72091
*cooks for gordon and he throws it in my face* t-thanks chef
1f33de No.72092
Also
>tfw they didn't make me /brit/ BO
1f33de No.72094
Or was it /pol/ BO? I can't even remember smh
9c19ac No.72096
>>72092
>>72094
You had a chance at both of those?
1f33de No.72098
>>72096
Only through the death threat smh
They didn't give in to my demands though and called my bluff
1f33de No.72099
>>72097
Who are you normally lass? Alberto?
e49371 No.72100
>>72095
>>72096
"Can we watch Dune please," he said again, in a quiet shaky voice.
5984b2 No.72101
>>72088
>Also can't tell you the poster's identity as I would be misusing my powers
As if you haven't before…
9c19ac No.72102
>>72100
*ignores you again*
9c19ac No.72103
>>72100
suggest it in the poll, lad. I'll make one tomorow
9c19ac No.72106
>>72101
Yeah, for myself. Wouldn't do it for others tbh
1f33de No.72107
>>72105
Reveal your identity freak.
9c19ac No.72108
>>72105
Who's the artist, lad?
7348b1 No.72109
>>72076
Here lad. I don't think Hearts would upload a gay anime boy as a flag btw.
1f33de No.72110
9c19ac No.72111
>>72110
I'll never tell, lad
*steals your crown*
1f33de No.72112
>>72111
Tell me. Or this time I really will travel to Virginia's house and slit her throat.
1f33de No.72113
This will be virginia's fate if nobody tells me the identity of that poster.
9c19ac No.72114
>>72112
/newbrit/ does not negotiate with terrorists, lad
2ec87b No.72115
>>72108
Lad it's kinda homo to be honest.
>>72109
Good girl.
1f33de No.72116
>>72114
You negotiate with powerful monarchs my friend. I demand that posters identity or I will hold you all to be enemies of the BBK.
9c19ac No.72117
>>72115
Just like the art tbh no homo
9c19ac No.72119
>>72116
We will have millions of our posters die for Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale, but it will be worth it. You will have total war.
1f33de No.72121
>>72119
Alright then lad. You want me to be an enemy of /newbrit/ keep your lips tight.
I'm not joking. You have one last chance to tell me his identity.
fc29e3 No.72123
>>72122
night lass, see you at the frontlines
9c19ac No.72124
>>72122
Night lass. Tell me before getting off the secret discord
1f33de No.72125
Reply within five minutes with the identity of the poster.
9c19ac No.72126
>>72121
You cannot get me to back down, lad. It would be disonourable. Especially in front of my posters.
1f33de No.72128
>>72126
DO YOU THINK I'M MAKING A FUCKING JOKE?
5984b2 No.72130
>>72122
Night lass.
*feels relief that 22st wasn't cucked today*
fc29e3 No.72131
e49371 No.72132
>>72128
You're not making a joke.
You ARE the joke.
9c19ac No.72133
>>72130
You're too sweet, lad
9c19ac No.72134
I hope it's a joke, lads, but either way I cannot tell him that poster's identity
1f33de No.72135
There we haven't. The five minutes are up.
Do not call me friend. Do not call me ally. Call me enemy. You fat vermin who flit from this to that like flies around shit. You are all worthless and your opinions are so childish and suited to nobody but dullards. Intellectual mosquitos who parrot the last bit of shit they heard. The only amusement this place could offer is making you the joke. All the times you think I've been joking you I've been bullying you. Making a character to mock you. You are vermin. Do not even so much as make yourself known at my court or expect the HONOUR of my presence.
Degenerate dogs who play at being men. Even the best of you are so worthless it is amusing.
I hope your lives are shadowed by misfortune and disaster. Continue your impotent discussions of nothing. Scum.
1f33de No.72136
>>72135
>When autocorrect ruins your first sentence
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*have it
fc29e3 No.72138
9c19ac No.72139
>>72135
Why would you be mean to us, lad?
f7706d No.72141
>>72135
you parrot things about people parroting things
e49371 No.72143
>>72135
>>72136
>>72137
>>72138
>>72139
>>72142
Here's what I WAS going to say, that I omitted last time.
BumBum is one of those nasty gays, the type that resents straight people and likes to imagine he's better than them. He invents reasons to despise straight men and look down on them, because deep down he feels inferior and insecure. But really, he is the one that's he hates, because he knows he's not a real man, and never will be, so he pretends he never wanted to be, and hates us instead.
9c19ac No.72145
>>72143
How do you know, lad?
9c19ac No.72146
I have probably just sacrificed most of you in the coming war with the Bum Bum Kingdom, all to save the life of one lass, Virginia.
d09475 No.72148
>>72146
It is a noble move, lad. One of which she is worthy.
9c19ac No.72151
>>72150
l-lad you didn't tell me the artist's name
e49371 No.72153
>>72146
Can the playlist in cytube be cleared soon please? It's been playing the same things for ages.
9c19ac No.72154
e49371 No.72155
5984b2 No.72158
Go to sleep already NEETscum.
fc29e3 No.72159
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>I'm not questioning gordon ramsay like, but I think he could have got this a bit wrong
9c19ac No.72163
>>72162
do you fill them with helium or something, lad?
e49371 No.72164
>>72163
Those are angelic bins, the exist between the cosmic and astral realms, and the Earth, where the terrestrial bins we know and love reside.
e49371 No.72165
>>71983
Oh, that's a good idea. I'd vote for that.
9c19ac No.72166
>>72164
Is this the religion of the future, lad?
e49371 No.72167
>>72166
It's the religion of both the past and the future.
The one TRUE religion from which all others derive.
9c19ac No.72168
>>72167
but religion came about before bins
e49371 No.72169
>>72166
I'm going to bed now.
Goodnight boss, I think it's just you and me left.
But goodnight to anyone else out there too.
9c19ac No.72170
e49371 No.72171
>>72168
Bins are simply an avatar for greater divine forces. They are an embodiment of something deeper.
Nothing truly dies. Nothing is truly "thrown away". It is merely transported and transformed, and the bin is the vessel of that transportation and transformation.
Bins represent the ever changing cycle of renewal and rebirth, that even as our lives seem to be discarded, they in fact become part of something greater, in time becoming new life.
See
>>72169
9c19ac No.72172
>>72171
ahhh that makes some kind of sense at least
9c19ac No.72174
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443776 No.72176
Bored of waiting for the apocalypse, tbh.
f768f2 No.72177
Internet stopped working and discord won't work on phone. Sorry Pembs. Goodnight everyone
443776 No.72178
>>72177
The apocalypse got 22.
689b0a No.72179
morning lads
*productively makes OC*
DON'T talk to me until I've had my first cup of sacrificial blood
35131f No.72180
>>72110
why did you think that is me?
its clearly barbosa hes even posting the same images and being gay like barbosa
35131f No.72181
>>72146
and the best part is at the end of it she wont even fuck you because youre not black, a paki, mixed race or her drug dealer
35131f No.72182
35131f No.72183
>Comments are disabled for this video
SAD!
35131f No.72185
stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp
689b0a No.72186
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*sorts my fucking life out mate*
>>72185
stop being an autistic piece of shit and sort your fucking life out
35131f No.72187
>>72186
*random bullying for no reason*
perma-filtered
689b0a No.72188
>>72187
*bullies you by strangling your waifu in front of you and forcing you to watch*
I only do it for your own good lad
All you do is complain and post the same pictures of scully over and over again and literal shit post, when you do write reams about fixing your shit you give up after a day or two or set unrealistic and useless goals for yourself that you'd never achieve even if you did stick to a regime for more than two days
tbh I've been guilty of this attitude as well but at least I don't bother other people with it
8b24eb No.72190
Good morning!
My hands and arms are covered in scratches and bite marks from where little pupper bit me while we played aaahh
9aeae5 No.72193
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah
I hate women drivers aaaah get off the road you maniacs I had right of way don't try and charge me in your fucking SUV reeeee
35131f No.72194
Did two drawings.
Gave up about halfway through 'you can draw in thirty days'. It's good to start with but it is basically just symbol drawings and once I realised this I didn't see any point to it. But for getting started it was quite good in all actuality. Now I am following 'keys to drawing' and these are the first two drawings. My hand I did today a while ago and my slippers a couple days ago. Turned out much better than I thought they would.
I have also now learned to play all of the Turkish March on piano. I have known most of it for months but didn't practice and couldn't play those parts very well. But I have practied every day now for a few days, including one 2 hour session a few days ago and have greatly improved already and can now play through it all, but not too well in parts. Now it is simply a question of playing it through a bunch of times until I get it up to speed.
35131f No.72195
By the way, I love Scully.
22a558 No.72196
>>72193
AHHH THEY ARE SO BAD, WHY WONT THEY PULL OUT ON ROUNDABOUTS AND WHY DO THEY SLOW DOWN AROUND CORNERS AHHHHHHHHH
>captcha: il hemp
ayyyt
22a558 No.72197
7348b1 No.72198
My first peppermint tea of the day.
689b0a No.72199
>>72197
morning lad, just doing a vistaprint now.
What do you think of this
Vistaprint Flyer
4"x6"
Uncoated
Budget
x1000
Uses the brand name and promotional blurbs and photos on the existing sites
Pricing £140 drawing attention to 10% off (£149.99)
Not sure whether I should be using your company/brand name specifically though tbh
send you an email once I'm done designing?
22a558 No.72200
>>72199
Sounds good lad, is that the cheapest option? Im sure it was like £90 when I did it 6 months ago, smh.
And you can use any name you like, just put something like 'druid windows, working with (my company name) etcetera. Just put your mobile# on it, you can link the website and FB because youll be doing them cheaper.
Have a look at FatFlyers and a few others, it shouldnt be over a oner for just 1000, should be 1p each maximum.
22a558 No.72201
>>72199
>>72200
oh im a hungover moron, you meant the window… ignore me, carry on.
689b0a No.72202
>>72200
for 1000 flyers it's just over £60 iirc, not too bad - 3 sales and the cost is covered. The name you're working under is A t and not C s, so I'd have the header as "A-t through Nemeton Sales"
689b0a No.72203
>>72202
*you are under A-t and that's not the name of your granda's big company?
689b0a No.72204
>use a search engine that automatically applies a proxy
>get taken to the US website
>spend a couple of hours designing the leaflet
>get to checkout
>try to pay, can't deliver to UK
>switch to UK site
>can't import my design properly
>either rescale it and make them print a png or redesign from scratch
I'll do it this afternoon smh
c6d49d No.72208
REEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP SMOKING
22a558 No.72209
>>72208
*smokes 2 fags in one go*
fc29e3 No.72210
hullo
>>72177
ahhh it's alright
>>72179
very nice lad
fc29e3 No.72211
>>72210
END PRODUCT OF MEATLOAF
689b0a No.72212
>>72211
Kaytasic lad, good work
fc29e3 No.72213
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689b0a No.72215
>>72213
I would recognise that dog-food consistency meat anywhere
based Kay really up on nutrition
7348b1 No.72217
>>72210
>>72211
I didn't even recognize that as food.
fc29e3 No.72218
>>72214
how's the van,lad?
>>72215
she knows what her boy needs
>>72217
used salt+pepper this time so she's improving tbh
22a558 No.72219
>>72217
I thought it was a maggoty wound from the thumbnail.
22a558 No.72220
>>72218
Kek
I got a new battery today so much better thanks. Bit too hot where Ive parked it in the sun tbh.
Whats occuring today?
fc29e3 No.72221
>>72220
oh that's good, wasn't the other one unable to hold charge from the solar panel or something
nothing much tbh. might try and record some guitar.
fc29e3 No.72222
quads for sausages for breakfast
71f936 No.72224
d363cb No.72225
2ec87b No.72226
>>72224
Hail Herts.
Feeling hopeless for our future, lad.
How is the girlfriend?
fc29e3 No.72227
>>72224
>>72225
Hail Herts lads
689b0a No.72228
>>72222
*checks em*
>>72223
put that on a SHIRT
>>72224
hullo
>>72226
elaborate lad
what's less hopeless about it
d363cb No.72229
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>It's a fresh Civic Fencer and his waifu episode
>it's a long one
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I love him lads
fc29e3 No.72230
Donald Trump drops out of Saudi Arabia event due to 'exhaustion'
www independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-exhausted-skipped-saudi-arabia-forum-social-media-sends-ivanka-trump-israel-a7748546.html
2ec87b No.72231
BEEN A LONG ROAD
GETTING FROM THERE TO HERE
fc29e3 No.72233
>>72232
this is the only way ireland will be united tbh
689b0a No.72234
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>>72229
>ever loving a traitorous CIVIC cuckold
smh lad
>>72232
P L A S T I C _ P A D D Y
>>72233
goodlad
71f936 No.72235
>>72234
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
d363cb No.72236
>>72234
He'll redeem himself in the end ahhhh
7348b1 No.72237
Fresh God Emperor and Based Israel news
Trump Arrives in Israel for Historic Presidential Trip to Holy Land
http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/05/22/trump-arrives-israel-presidential-trip-holy-land/
“We love Israel, we respect Israel, and I bring the warmest greetings from your friend and ally, all of the people of the United States of America,” Trump stated.
Natanyahu pointed out that in Saudi Arabia yesterday, Trump “delivered a forceful speech on terrorism and extremism, called on forces of civilization to confront the forces of barbarism.”
“For 69 years, Israel has been doing just that,” Netanyahu said. “We’ve manned the front-lines of civilization.”
“In doing so we’ve protected all faiths, Muslims, Christians, everyone,” Netanyahu said.
“Israel’s hand is extended in peace to all our neighbors, including the Palestinians,” Netanyahu continued. “The peace we seek is a genuine one, in which the Jewish state is recognized, security remains in Israel’s hands, and the conflict ends once and for all.”
7348b1 No.72238
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE ISRAEL
d363cb No.72239
>>72237
>and the conflict ends once and for all.
You could have prevented this…
fc29e3 No.72241
>>72237
based trump is redpilled you shariablue shill
d363cb No.72242
>>72241
That video. Every time
689b0a No.72243
>>72241
nice varg lad
*steals*
d363cb No.72244
>>72241
What would Stefan say to this?
7348b1 No.72245
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
7348b1 No.72246
We are all Kek's chosen people.
fc29e3 No.72247
>carry stuff from dad's van to the house
>he nicked someone's tory signpost
>>72243
it's all yours friend
>>72244
NOT
7348b1 No.72248
>>72247
Smh, what a bully. I hate it when people put political signs in their gardens though, it's like an American import tradition.
d363cb No.72250
>>72247
>he nicked someone's tory signpost
WEW
In his eyes which are worse: Tories or angry nativists like Bilious Barrage?
22a558 No.72252
>>72221
aye it died last week, only held enough power to charge my phone twice before going flat, smh. The company sent me a new one for free though, so its not too bad.
>>72247
>nicked a tory signpost
top kek, is he putting it up in your garden?
c6d49d No.72253
>>72216
Be sure to vote Tory
35131f No.72254
I visit a wonderful dominatrix from time to time and she has been so helpful with me on this journey I am starting. Only 4 days completed but I am determined to do 90. On the day I hit 30 we are going out for a meal and to just talk and relax together, then on day 90 I will be having a session with her to see if my ED has improved. She knew I had a problem but kept it to herself in case mentioning it was to upset me. When I called her to let her know my plans about nofap she was very positive. I get sms messages from her telling me to stay strong. If I still have issues with ED I will start again. I believe porn is the killer here, how different we feel now. Not like our first look at penthouse I bet.
22a558 No.72258
>>72257
Dogs cant be vegan what the fuck
fc29e3 No.72259
>>72248
same I find it weird. at least the yanks got some fun out of it charging a Trump sign with electricity that one time
>>72249
ARGUMENT
>>72250
I'm honestly not sure, he hates nativism but he also hates the establishment… but he believes Nige is a banker so he probably thinks UKIP are Tories x10 or something smh
>>72252
>The company sent me a new one for free though, so its not too bad.
wew that's pretty sweet
>top kek, is he putting it up in your garden?
he'll probably burn it dancing around the fire tbh
71f936 No.72260
d363cb No.72261
>>72259
>but he believes Nige is a banker so he probably thinks UKIP are Tories x10 or something smh
>tfw Nige having worked before becoming a politician is actually a detriment since he was the only thing worse than a politician: A banker
c6d49d No.72262
>>72257
>we're also both neutered
fc29e3 No.72264
>>72261
By trading in common metals he may as well have signed a pact with the devil tbh
ahh come back and lead again
7348b1 No.72265
>>72264
Nige might change his mind after the election when the Tories get a super majority and sell out the Brexit voters tbh. I know his plan was to stay in the european parliament and push through the Brexit deal but if the deal is a bad one from Theresa May's end then he'll have to do something more.
2ec87b No.72266
Put £5 on Corbyn to win kek.
71f936 No.72267
c6d49d No.72268
>>72266
Not bad tbh, he may just turn out to be the British Donald Trump
2ec87b No.72269
>>72267
>>72268
>only a 9 point gap in between Labour and the Tories now
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION
fc29e3 No.72270
>>72265
So much responsibility and pressure rests on his shoulders, but he really seems to be the one man who can save us politically
d363cb No.72271
What issues do you care about most, lads? Personally it's FGM done by Muslims to Muslims.
71f936 No.72272
>>72271
Speed limits and fines
c6d49d No.72273
>>72271
I care about Britain declaring independence from the United Kingdom.
fc29e3 No.72274
>>72271
personally I find it shocking that different cultures are allowed to self-segregate. integration must be pushed further.
d363cb No.72276
>ruining the cute frog with this new dumb forced memi
ahhhh
22a558 No.72277
>>72271
Thoughtless draconian drug laws, diesel prices amd the availability of marmite anx continental lager.
c6d49d No.72279
>>72276
>you will never catch a gunbulance to the gunspital and receive free guns
It's sad not having the freedom to guns
d363cb No.72280
22a558 No.72281
>>72275
Based 1D tictactoe.
2ec87b No.72282
>>72280
AYO HOL UP SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ KLINGONS N SHEIT
d363cb No.72283
>>72282
He's not just black though. He's deformed
c6d49d No.72284
>>72282
WUZn't Klingons just normal dudes wearing a lot of fake tan?
22a558 No.72285
>>72284
Nah they had those silly head-folds.
2ec87b No.72286
>>72283
Yes I hope they give an explanation for this.
>>72284
They literally gave a canon explanation to the lack of head ridges as it being a genetically engineered virus that caused it.
c6d49d No.72288
>>72285
>>72286
PLASTIC SURGEONS N SHEIT
2ec87b No.72289
>>72288
Imagine getting headbutted by some 6'5 giant with ridges on his head.
22a558 No.72290
>>72288
I miss startrek tbh.
>based janeway, voyager is best tbh.
22a558 No.72291
>>72289
The best part about being under 6 foot is that will never happen, he'd mash his face on the top of my head.
2ec87b No.72292
>>72290
>Captain Wrongway
>ever
2ec87b No.72293
71f936 No.72294
>>72291
uppercut straight to the kneecaps
22a558 No.72295
>>72292
Fuck off tbh, janeway was alright when she had her nutty episodes
22a558 No.72296
22a558 No.72297
>12 Greene King IPAs for £14.50 at lidls
I bought 4 boxes
71f936 No.72298
>>72296
*Headbutts you through your solar plexus*
TEST YOUR MIGHT
>>72297
Are IPAs any good? and do you have a fridge in your van or?
2ec87b No.72299
>>72295
Voyager is my favourite but Janeway is a bipolar Leontic. Reminder that she literally murdered Tuvix.
c6d49d No.72300
>>72297
Good lad. Not my favourite tbh, prefer something a bit more distinctive-tasting.
22a558 No.72301
>>72298
English IPAs are alright, they are just hoppy bitters, normally under 4.5%, yank IPAs taste like watermelon and pine and shit, stupid burgers. If you dont like english ale you probably wont like IPAs.
>a fridge
i did have a gas fridge but it started leaking last month. Ill get an electric truckers fridge next month, at the minute Ive got a coolbox that I add a frozen bottle to every day - luckily the offie and pub near me are friendly and let me use the freezers.
>>72299
NEELIX/TUVOK aka TUVIX DID NOTHING WRONG
best character tbh
22a558 No.72302
>>72300
>distinctive tasting
Aye I like local brews at the pub for that, Ive gone off bottled ale because of the price for nice stuff - 4 for £6 at asda, but i can drink 6 or 8 in a day, smh, kek.
Im very partial to Timmy Taylors Landlord tbh, the pub has it on tap.
/newbrit/ Anglobeers
What do you drink lad?
2ec87b No.72303
>>72301
He was good. I liked Suder (the murderer guy who redeems himself) and loads of the other guest stars.
22a558 No.72304
>3 days work helping a friend of a friend this week
reeeeeee Ive temporarily got a boss, fuck it tbh.
d363cb No.72305
>>72299
>Leontic
Every time
9573c9 No.72306
22a558 No.72307
>>72306
Vanperium tbh lad.
2ec87b No.72308
9573c9 No.72309
>>72307
You could probably get a low end chinky gf in a van tbh lad
22a558 No.72310
>>72309
>gf
Im alright tbh lad, I dont want a dependent.
9573c9 No.72311
22a558 No.72312
>>72309
>low end
wew just noted the harshness of that.
d363cb No.72313
9573c9 No.72314
>>72313
I did about 10km running this weekend.
I'm not sure if it's DOMS or if I've made the mistake of falling for the running memi and I'm now going to develop parkinsons.
71f936 No.72315
>>72301
I like ale tbh, I'm not super well versed in my IPAs and beers tbh
d363cb No.72316
>>72314
I remember my shins being painful as if they were cut in half(exaggerating) before. If it's that or DOMS it doesn't matter tbh. Probably not a good idea to start too hard tbh
9573c9 No.72317
trump continues to disappoint by cucking out for Israel in israel
aaaaaaah
d363cb No.72318
>>72317
How long until Assad is dead?
7961e2 No.72319
>>72302
Lately I don't drink anything but tea tbh, haven't got the cash. Used to drink just about any beer or cider the pub had on tap though.
d363cb No.72320
8b24eb No.72321
>>72320
what film did you watch last time??
9573c9 No.72322
>>72321
don't talk about it
d363cb No.72323
>>72321
Aliens on Friday, The Mummy Returns and Excalibur on Saturday. We usually end up watching at least 3 films over those days.
71f936 No.72324
d363cb No.72326
>>72324
Can't, lad. I won't play it though.
7961e2 No.72328
>>72326
That's not very democratic lad
71f936 No.72329
>>72326
Add Way of the gun pls
d363cb No.72330
>>72329
Done lad
>>72328
I do have the episodes tbh
d363cb No.72331
>>72327
What did she mean by this?
d363cb No.72332
9573c9 No.72333
File: aaf4a70863edf4c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.67 KB, 480x435, 32:29, aaf4a70863edf4c7d02a707307….jpg)
9573c9 No.72334
File: 8315f8e138efae2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 121.91 KB, 800x896, 25:28, 8315f8e138efae2715da16a724….jpg)
35131f No.72335
d363cb No.72336
>One hundred years ago, people had a very different idea of what it means to be heterosexual. Understanding that shift in thinking can tell us a lot about fluid sexual identities today, argues Brandon Ambrosino.
>The line between heterosexuality and homosexuality isn’t just blurry, as some take Kinsey’s research to imply – it’s an invention, a myth, and an outdated one. Men and women will continue to have different-genital sex with each other until the human species is no more. But heterosexuality – as a social marker, as a way of life, as an identity – may well die out long before then.
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170315-the-invention-of-heterosexuality
faa5cc No.72337
WHITE CIDER TO BE TAXED HEAVILY
http://www.politics.co.uk/opinion-formers/institute-of-alcohol-studies/article/budget-2017-consultation-aimed-at-white-cider-announced
>The government will launch a consultation looking into introducing a new tax band for still cider just below 7.5% abv, to target white ciders.
d363cb No.72338
>>72335
wew he's whipping that sword around
faa5cc No.72339
>>72336
REMOVE LICENCE FEE
d363cb No.72340
>>72339
>He's afraid of unbiased news
Lad…
d363cb No.72341
>>72229
>begging for subscribers again
poor lad
fc29e3 No.72342
>>72331
once was probably enough at least for public viewings
d363cb No.72343
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH GOLDEN ARYAN LION OF THE NORTH
1f33de No.72344
I have infiltrated the mainframe. It is time for you all to die.
9573c9 No.72345
File: 5ba406c9ab0b153⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.27 KB, 750x779, 750:779, C-tit3dXgAAnOAy.jpg large.jpg)
d363cb No.72346
>>72344
Spare my people, lad
7961e2 No.72349
>>72337
>ferment some real cider
>it comes out at 6 to 7%
>THAT'S THE SAME AS WHITE LIGHTENING FAM
The Westcountry better be up in arms. Last time they tried to fuck over cider the Tories were reminded that they have a lot of voters down there.
9573c9 No.72350
689b0a No.72351
>>72337
>>72349
THEY'N BIST FUCKIN' WI' MOI COIDER?
KICK 'IMS IN THEY'N WAZZOCK SO'S OI'N WILL
9573c9 No.72352
File: d3cf6e0ebf1c364⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 187.21 KB, 887x1280, 887:1280, d3cf6e0ebf1c36445145517b31….jpg)
7348b1 No.72353
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>72337
>taxing british culture
Smh, I rarely drink cider but that's pretty shocking.
>>72346
LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOO
d363cb No.72355
>>72353
>tfw Moses actually thought he was the pharaoh's brother despite being (((white))) while Ramses a sub-Saharan African.
d363cb No.72358
*moves to Canada and gets whoever misgenders me thrown in jail*
71f936 No.72359
>>72358
*misgenders you on a Canadian native reserve*
NO FEDERAL LAW
BIATCH
d363cb No.72360
>>72359
*moves to Canadian native reserve and dons the frog mask*
2ec87b No.72361
Lads is it bad that I have fantasies about shooting up my old school, but wishing I had done it back then? I'd never do it now because there's no point and I feel bad even thinking about it, let alone doing it. I feel bad when I kill insects and that.
d363cb No.72362
>>72361
I think it's a common feeling, lad. It's just that, a fantasy tbh
2ec87b No.72363
Get so angry lads. I could never act on any of these thoughts and they haunt me for days, yet I still have them. Why is this so? Am I beyond redemption at this point?
>on the tube
>get the urge to yell about a bomb
>wince at the thought of me doing it and spend the entire train journey cringing and trying to stop thinking
>pops into my head a few days later and have the same reaction
>>72362
Doesn't feel normal.
d363cb No.72365
>>72363
Lad I had such thoughts then again that might not be so comforting coming from a fat NEET smh
2ec87b No.72366
>>72365
I'm far from skinny and unemployed, lad.
d363cb No.72367
>>72366
>tfw you zone out as a lad is talking to you and you just imagine ways you could kill them then and there
7961e2 No.72369
>>72361
I do not share this fantasy tbh. But do fantasise destroying a posh neighbourhood, the sort that has loads of LibDem signs in gardens and windows, buy renting houses to large groups of violent negros or muslims.
7348b1 No.72373
Trump in Israel: We Must Fight Iran Together
http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/05/22/watch-israel-u-s-must-fight-iran-prevent-it-from-acquiring-nuclear-weapon/
>“Together we can work to end the scourge of violence that has taken so many lives here in Israel and around the world.”
>“I’m honored to be in the great State of Israel, homeland of the Jewish people, I’m awed by the beauty and majesty of this sacred and very holy land,” he said.
d363cb No.72375
>>72372
The forest is my temple tbh EVROPA
fc29e3 No.72376
>>72373
smh was obvious since the RNC this fight was coming
fc29e3 No.72377
>>72372
>ywn not need sunscreen because the forests weren't chopped down
d363cb No.72378
>>72374
Cool doggo, lad. What is that symbol in the bottom left?
7961e2 No.72379
>>72373
Based Trump, we need to take down Syria and Iran! Remember that Israel is the only democracy in the middle east! Show those ragheads who's boss! USA! USA! USA!
d363cb No.72380
>>72373
Fight terror groups and their spoinsors…. Unless they're Saudi Arabia of course. Fucking hell.
7348b1 No.72381
>>72380
He gave the same speech condemning the sponsors of terrorism in Saudi Arabia yesterday without a hint of irony and pinned everything on Iran. Based Trump is such a smart man.
d363cb No.72382
>>72381
There is no fucking excuse tbh but I'm interested in hearing how /pol/ will rationalise it
2ec87b No.72383
>>72375
>you will never be this much of a badarse
JUST
71f936 No.72384
>>72375
*gives the horsie a sugar cube*
7348b1 No.72385
It was going to happen sooner of later, but here it is.
e83bd0 No.72387
>>72380
Yeah but Saudi and Qatar have oil so we have to suck up to them unlike Iran which has never been known for having any natural resources whatsoever
1ff963 No.72388
I take it back I kinda like the blonde hair now
>>72385
I'm already done with him, wish everyone would shut up about him for a bit tbh
2ec87b No.72390
>>72388
What the fuck is this?
2ec87b No.72391
1ff963 No.72392
>>72390
A poor girl was raped after only drinking немного vodka
71f936 No.72395
>>72388
Why are you learning these russian memis?
2ec87b No.72397
>>72392
>acts like a slag
>gets drunk
>raped
Why not be more responsible and not get stupidly drunk?
>>72393
Probably not, but wood lads.
e49371 No.72398
>>72395
He's on Putin's payroll.
1ff963 No.72399
>>72395
The Diana memi is funny and it's good for practicing my Russian in a weird way
Pust Govoryat is a riot tbh
>>72397
Because she's just a poor girl who dindu nuffin
You're right tbh she's a slag
>>72398
>implying I'm being paid
>implying I'm not being blackmailed like Drumpf is
2ec87b No.72401
>>72399
I've had my fair share, and I can say with certainly…
2ec87b No.72403
Anybody mind if I make the new thread? Already done it basically, bit early I know.
71f936 No.72404
>>72403
Lad we're nowhere near to 700 posts reeeeee
1ff963 No.72405
>>72403
It wouldn't look good but if you have to at least wait, early threads isn't a habit we want
7348b1 No.72406
>>72403
Aaaaaahhh I have one ready.
2ec87b No.72407
>>72406
Lass just save it for next time, be a good girl.
2ec87b No.72408
Oh go on then, lass. Have this one.
7348b1 No.72409
>>72407
But the edition and links are only relevant to today, and we shouldn't encourage a betrayer to make threads.
1ff963 No.72411
>>72409
This even if I do worry about Neo making threads too often
2ec87b No.72412
>>72409
Okay…
>>72410
Good girl :^)
2ec87b No.72414
Got an exam tomorrow and I've not done enough to revise for it. Been feeling angry all day. Need to socialise more. Being inside all day not saying a word is painful.
2ec87b No.72416
>>72415
You are a normie with a gf now lad. Don't talk down to us m8 (^:
faa5cc No.72417
>>72353
>white cider is british culture
*punches you*
>>72393
I like Holly tbh. Shes no Rachel Riley, but still.
faa5cc No.72419
faa5cc No.72420
My arms are burnt lads
SUMMER IS HERE
1ff963 No.72421
>>72420
Thank fuck it's finally here
e83bd0 No.72422
>>72393
>we’re either Conservatives or Liberal Democrats in this area traditionally, not BNP
The elite in their own words.
d363cb No.72425
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH VARG
>it's a Varg and the Golden One drama episode
PLEASE NO
faa5cc No.72426
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>72425
>>72425
But hes got a grey beard wtf is he on about
5c9c3a No.72427
>>72425
>these bits here are dark blonde
7348b1 No.72428
>>72425
They're probably doing this on purpose as a mutually beneficial publicity stunt tbh. It's AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic all over again.
1ff963 No.72429
>>72428
Yeah probably, the Golden One is gay af and loves the attention
d363cb No.72431
>>72428
Hope so, but Varg seemed so hostile smh
e49371 No.72432
Varg shows his armpit hair, to "prove" he is not going grey.
But he's going grey.
sad
e49371 No.72433
71f936 No.72434
>>72425
>Tfw varg nearly showed us his dick
It's sorta like.. middle blonde *smug face*
faa5cc No.72435
>>72432
>tfw found my first grey hair at 20
>tfw shaved all my hair off
Now its dark blonde too.
d363cb No.72436
>>72434
>tfw the BBC cannot compete with middle blond pubic hair
71f936 No.72437
>>72435
>Tfw have a whole bunch since I was 13
reeeeeeee
faa5cc No.72438
>>72437
top kek, do you tweezer them out? and what does your misses say about it?
7348b1 No.72439
>>72434
So I haven't watched the video but I'm assuming Golden One made fun of Varg's age and Varg took the bait hook line and sinker. That's pretty contrived for two grown men tbh.
d363cb No.72440
>>72439
It's about them disagreeing whether Scandinavians were all blond or not. Varg thinks that any Scandinavian with anything but blonde hair has African or Asian admixture and thus cannot be fully Scandinavian. Golden one disagrees.
7348b1 No.72441
>>72440
Oh. That's pretty autistic but not as autistic as I thought.
d363cb No.72442
>>72441
It's autistic tbh and I think Varg is too stubborn to let anything change his mind.
71f936 No.72443
>>72440
Well and some red and other coloured hair, but he was making the statement that most, if not all true nordics are Blonde Haired blue eyed, however he stated that this didn't make them amazing or beautiful.
>>72438
You can only see them if you get real close to me and whenever I've plucked them out more have come back so I'm just leaving them alone.
35131f No.72445
varg seems to think golden one was replying to him but was not
he was talking about the idea that hitler wanted everyone to be blonde haired and blue eyed which is not true, and also talked about how just because you have dark hair doesnt make you non-white or whatever
7348b1 No.72446
>>72442
Well I guess their brief friendship is over.
d363cb No.72447
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
We're living in a fascist state
that disgusting hair
fc29e3 No.72448
>>72446
>tfw no april fools colab
9573c9 No.72449
File: 2f3ae4d1ac77a5e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 115.49 KB, 852x1280, 213:320, C9nT-oQWsAAhu3D.jpg large.jpg)
e49371 No.72450
>>72446
It's not over until Varg has stabbed his ex-friend in the forehead.
Then it's over.
9573c9 No.72451
>>72440
didn't varg have brown hair?
35131f No.72452
i think varg is just a nut and is actually starting shit for attention
he did a similar thing with the website vidme where he joined styxhexenhammers alliance or whatever it was called and joined vidme
then like a week later made a video quitting vidme and complaining they were censoring him
he didnt even investigate or email the site or ask other users their experience he just went from 0 to 10 and sperged out. and one of the people making the site actually posted a comment on his video explaining what was going on and why he appeared to apparently be "censored" and he was not being censored its just a quirk of how that site works and they are planning on fixing it.
he got his attention from linking with styx and others and then got a bunch of attention from sperging out and then didnt have to upload to vidme again
hes almost a cult leader tbh he just needs to write some kind of manifesto or guide on how to be a good pagan and hes there. his followers are certainly gullible enough to believe the shit he spews without question.
d363cb No.72453
>>72448
Made me so sad. That would have been comfy. I was hoping Varg would be cheeky and put a hidden camera in his golden shower.
>>72446
Hope not smh
>>72445
That's true, but he made this video after Varg's videos on this, and they both watch each other's videos. It kind of seems like the Golden one was trying to comfort people who got upset by Varg's claims.
>>72443
Which is dumb isn't it? Aren't blue eyes and blond hair relatively young?
7348b1 No.72454
>>72450
And he might actually do that. Wew.
faa5cc No.72455
>>72447
He didnt do anything wrong though, except avoid soap and barbers.
35131f No.72456
>>72449
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
she looks like ai uehara who is a very cute girl
would love to see her standing in some wheat fields in traditional dress
9573c9 No.72457
>>72456
>ai uehara
that better not be a porn star lad
d363cb No.72458
>>72451
Not sure. When it's short it kind of looks blond, when it's long it looks dark. Did he dye it?
35131f No.72459
>>72457
na its not a pornstar :)
shes actually a virgin
d363cb No.72462
>>72460
Looks like she tried to grab it tbh
9573c9 No.72463
>>72459
She is very pretty
35131f No.72464
>>72460
oh wow their marriage is just for show at this point
but she wants to take care of her son so the marriage stays together i guess since splitting would just hurt him
shes a good mummy
7348b1 No.72465
>>72461
New thread but only when we hit 700.
Be good while I'm away.
faa5cc No.72466
d363cb No.72470
>>72465
*goes to new thread*
35131f No.72471
scullys actress looks great in this film
i want to become a famous director so i can hire her in my film i will make
and then ill fuck her and shell dress up like scully for me and roleplay
we can do one where im a suspect she interrogates
75e925 No.72505
Goood evening /newbrit/. You have a choice in this general election. A choice between strong and stable leadership with Theresa May and a coalition of chaos lead by the socialist Jeremy Corbyn. Theresa May will take back control and will guarantee a strong and stable brexit. She will negotiate a good deal that does not risk our economy.
faa5cc No.72510
71f936 No.72513