9caa15 No.70416
180fb7 No.70418
>tfw stache tastes sweet2
180fb7 No.70419
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Fresh THE DEVIANTART COMMUNITY episode
a5248c No.70421
>>70418
>having a stache
goodlad
4bf4a5 No.70425
de5d7a No.70426
i hope youve stopped being gay now
9caa15 No.70428
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MR POLITICIAN
WE CAN SEE PERFECTLY CLEAR WHAT IS YOUR MISSION
WHEN YOU SELL BARE GUNS AND AMMUNITION
180fb7 No.70430
>>70426
We never were gay, lad. Welcome back
180fb7 No.70431
38ebbf No.70433
>>70428
>read that as vanlad
wew
de5d7a No.70434
>>70430
please dont hug me
52b502 No.70435
33ba36 No.70436
Remember when the Tories had socially liberal values and pursued socially liberal policies? Like sniffing poppers and having gay sex and getting gay married? I love social liberalism. And we need to protect it. That's why I'm voting Tory to make sure hate speech is not tolerated, whether in the public sphere or private, whether offline or online.
52b502 No.70437
This fucking site honestly
9caa15 No.70438
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>>70433
Kek, its not me, I cant mix that well sadly.
180fb7 No.70439
>>70434
Sorry for invading your personal space lad but hugging is not gay
9caa15 No.70440
52b502 No.70441
fuck you cuckmonkey let me upload webms
884a5a No.70443
PANDERI PANDERI
>>70429
night lad
de5d7a No.70444
>>70439
that's not the gayism that i was talking about
still, please don't hug me
33ba36 No.70446
>>70441
Don't they work any more?
9caa15 No.70447
180fb7 No.70448
>>70444
*hugs you* I think you need a hug, lad
de5d7a No.70452
52b502 No.70453
There we go
>>70443
Beat me to Serb music but based webm tbh
>>70446
Juts playing up that's all
180fb7 No.70455
>>70443
WE'LL MAKE THE BULLIES PAY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
9caa15 No.70456
>>70452
*increases physical contact area*
f46659 No.70457
512c76 No.70458
de5d7a No.70459
>>70456
im serious lad, stop
>>70457
can
512c76 No.70461
It's an anime about Jeb Bush's descent into madnss upon losing the election
33ba36 No.70462
>>70452
*hugs you in Chinese*
33ba36 No.70463
>>70457
>things can only get better
>they actually found a way to make things worse
884a5a No.70464
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we need to watch the film this song was in trust me it's great
>>70453
>tfw I had a Serb bff but she had to move away too young an age so I don't have her contacts
9caa15 No.70465
>>70459
*dont stop me now*
>>70461
sweet tbh.
512c76 No.70466
>Girls used to do the conga in primary school chanting all aboard the sex train when I was little
512c76 No.70467
My anus has drank so much panda cola that it won't stop burping!
52b502 No.70468
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>>70464
What's the film about?
Good shit btw
>>tfw I had a Serb bff but she had to move away too young an age so I don't have her contacts
That sucks, plus Serbs seem like cool people
512c76 No.70469
Chinese is piss easy but I cba learning it and Latin at the same time. So many languages to learn smh
4bf4a5 No.70470
>>70458
I rather liked it. You read the manga, lad?
de5d7a No.70471
>>70469
lad please teach me your language ways
a5248c No.70473
>>70462
>>70469
==Nǐ tā mā de wàiguó fú zhā wǒ huì yǒngbào nǐ, zhídào nǐ de gǔtou bèi fěnsuì nǐ báisè de móguǐ nǐ yāpiàn xiǎofàn zhōngguó jiāng cóng nǐ de sǐwáng yuè lái yuè dà zhànzhēng huáshèngdùn!!!==
9caa15 No.70474
>>70473
>all those stupid accents above the letters
what a shit language.
512c76 No.70476
>>70470
Nah, just about to begin the anime tbh
>tfw giant self-aware mechs won't try and kill us
>>70471
All you have to do is learn the grammar and then every piece of vocabulary becomes really easy to remember and apply tbh
>>70472
*transforms into swan from bum guzzling two litres of Tizer*
33ba36 No.70477
>>70469
Fucking tones tbh I gave up after a few hours.
9caa15 No.70478
>>70476
*transforms into millenial woes from drinking 90 litres of cocacola*
884a5a No.70480
>>70468
you'll know in time
Dostoevsky's Idiot but set in 2000's Moscow
has lost of bands featured I love. pure happenstance ofcourse.
Serbs are best little bros a nation could wish for
de5d7a No.70481
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join the imperium tbh
>>70477
tones are the easiest thing, just spend about 2 hours reading and listening to vietnemese.
9caa15 No.70482
>>70479
utterly terrifying tbh.
38ebbf No.70484
>>70479
DONT CROSS THE DIMENSIONAL STREAMS
9caa15 No.70485
>>70483
thats fucking terrifying too.
a5248c No.70487
OCH AYE
>>70474
你他妈的外国浮渣我巨大的你死了你鸦片小贩白色的味道我的拥抱非常搅拌炒锅抱抱汗水
9caa15 No.70489
>>70486
But why… thats just odd.
9caa15 No.70491
>>70487
>all those weird rice-runes
I dont like the languages or the rice-peeling peoples of asia.
38ebbf No.70492
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I QUIT. I GIVE UP. MAKE IT STOP.
4bf4a5 No.70493
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>>70488
Based uncanny valley
a5248c No.70494
>tfw the fucking chinks are buying all the land and especially England's historic castles to turn them into Chinkeyworld fantasy "historical" experiences of Medieval Britain
33ba36 No.70495
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I don't want to go anywhere near Vietnamese tbh
>>70474
They're just tone markers
9caa15 No.70496
180fb7 No.70497
180fb7 No.70498
>>70492
NOOOOOOOOOOO MOLLYYYYYYYYYY
52b502 No.70499
fuck we're alive af
>>70480
>Dostoevsky's Idiot but set in 2000's Moscow
Sounds good.
Actually it's funny, one of my friends is reading the Brothers Karamazov atm, I told him to read his diary instead and educate himself on the Jews but he won't smh
>Serbs are best little bros a nation could wish for
I'm a bit annoyed we don't get a country like that but good for you
9caa15 No.70500
>>70495
>tone markers
I dont even know what that is, it sounds like the slants need to be told how to speak with the right inflection. Are they that thick?
de5d7a No.70501
>>70490
she actually looks like elliot rodger
9caa15 No.70502
>>70494
>tfw our first druid-battle will be between us and the chinese holders of Arundel Castle
YES BRING ME WEAPONS
180fb7 No.70503
>Civic fencer don't upload daily anymore and is probably putting most his videos on patreon
AHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE M FREE CONTENT REEEEEEEEEEE
de5d7a No.70504
>>70500
at some point they lost the language capability to not have to use tones when speaking
I think that only Viet and Chinese are like this, nip and gook use letters in a way that makes more sense (although japanese is pants on head retarded for other reasons)
884a5a No.70505
>>70499
Don't tell the Belorussians we love them just as much
Shame Canada and US went to shit or they'd be your sibling countries
33ba36 No.70506
>>70494
tbh that's better than Qatar buying up the country and turning it all into cockroach accommodation.
>>70500
In Chinkynese, different inflections make completely different words. Apparently it's the only thing that makes Chinese hard for Westerners because everything else is really simplistic.
9caa15 No.70507
>>70504
>they lost the language capability to not have to use tones
are tones like when a corsa nigger does the stupid clicking? or are they literally phonetics for retards?
9caa15 No.70508
>>70506
>different inflections make completely different words
oh that isnt retarded tbf, we use context to infer inflection
>live (in a house)
>live (music)
de5d7a No.70509
>>70507
tone markers are the accent markers on vietnemese letters.
it's basically just like ultra french where the language is really anal about pronounciation
vietnemese used to use modified chinky characters until they got FRANKED
52b502 No.70510
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>>70505
>implying Belorussians aren't just Russians anyway
Canada cucked out big time and I hate yanks since they got krauted.
Australia/NZ is probably closest now but they're still quite distant.
33ba36 No.70511
>>70507
>a corsa nigger
What does this even?
>>70508
Yeah except it's literally every single word.
9caa15 No.70512
>train to London is £21
reeeeeeeeee
a5248c No.70513
ching chong speak
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1siUJxkASxH
>>70500
Old English and that also uses them smh
a leftward ' = short sound and a rightward ' = long sound, ^ = higher tone, downward ^ = lower tone
it's a clever augment that lets you use language for more purposes
like how if an ant poos on the chinese character for "peace" in the right spot, then it reads "your mother is a whore" instead
>>70502
*fashions druidic spear*
the official burgonian weapon
>>70506
>implying that's not also happening
9caa15 No.70514
>>70511
>corsa
the blacks in SA that click when speaking. Apparently spelled Xhosa.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xhosa_language
9caa15 No.70515
>>70513
>old english
key word being 'old', kek. Our language has evolved beyond heiroglyphics because white english supremacy.
de5d7a No.70516
>>70515
yeah but if you can read traditional chinese characters you can literally read any chinese text from the past 1900 years or something
It's one of the only languages where you can do this which is pretty cool tbh
a5248c No.70517
>>70515
but our alphabet is based on Latin smh
runes are p cool, I think them and ogham are the oldest written languages of the isles
>>70516
sort of
fashion and style changes over time so the further back you go the more unknown composite characters there are that are really difficult to decipher
9caa15 No.70518
>>70517
>old=/= efficient
I like the ogham alphabet but its only heritage - it has little use beyond that.
I think inperium has a point though:
>>70516
preventing obfuscation of knowledge.
33ba36 No.70520
>>70516
I remember reading somewhere that all Chinese languages use mostly the same writing system, so you can read the writing of a language you don't even know.
4343d9 No.70521
>>70413
>even the BO is bullying me
de5d7a No.70522
>>70521
stop being a homo tbh lass
9caa15 No.70523
>>70520
like romance languages and esperanto/interlingua?
180fb7 No.70525
>>70521
>tfw you've been making threads for so long I've forgotten how to make one
33ba36 No.70526
>>70518
>create a writing system for a Celtic language
>consonant mutations are not related symbols
I guess consonant mutations didn't really exist at the time though.
52b502 No.70527
>>70521
You need to be dealt with tbh
>>70524
>flag back
ey, alright
>Australia to me always seemed a little American tier.
They are in some ways but they're a lot more like us and can handle banter unlike the yanks
180fb7 No.70528
>>70524
Who is this mysterious Russian lad?
61e419 No.70530
>>70499
could've had Ireland smh tbh smh
180fb7 No.70531
>post disappeared
Really mysterious
>>70529
THAT FLAG
884a5a No.70532
de5d7a No.70533
4343d9 No.70534
>>70525
Aaaahh, I've atrophied your independence lad.
>>70527
>dealt with
L-lad…?
38ebbf No.70535
>>70529
you shouldn't falseflag
61e419 No.70536
Also hullo lads how is everyone?
52b502 No.70537
>>70529
wew
>>70530
taigs caused that problem themselves tbh
de5d7a No.70538
61e419 No.70539
>>70443
It's actually "Panteri Panteri"
a5248c No.70541
>>70518
>only heritage
>only
>heritage
*reees internally* heritage is the basis for all culture and ethnicity and achievement
but yes can't really do much with it these days except druid code
>>70520
>>70523
at least lots of nearby countries based their writing on chink runes, Korean ones are like super simplified chinkese adapted to their character, one of the gook kings just d ecided to update their written language one day and made it all up and made everyone learn it
>>70536
waiting for The MoNey 2 to come on tbh
>>70537
based nutter ragging on people with have close r ties wth than the wogs that UKIPP?! is filled with
52b502 No.70542
>>70535
It's not a falseflag
>>70536
Good lad where you been?
180fb7 No.70543
>>70534
>Aaaahh, I've atrophied your independence lad.
Thank you, lass. Now I'll never leave you. I'll be comfy for life.
61e419 No.70544
>>70503
>asks for more subs
>provide less content for subscribers
master plan right here
9caa15 No.70546
180fb7 No.70547
>>70536
Good lad. Pretty tired. You?
61e419 No.70548
>>70542
I went for a drive then I helped my dad with the BBQ at like half 8 wtf tbh and just finished din dins and dessert, hows you?
61e419 No.70549
>>70545
Is that you Dorset?
180fb7 No.70550
>>70544
AHHHHHHHH PLEASE FORGIVE HIM LAD HE'S DESPERATE
f46659 No.70551
>>70521
I would bully your boipucci lass.
de5d7a No.70552
>>70541
>one of the gook kings just d ecided to update their written language one day and made it all up and made everyone learn it
not really. Hangul had existed since about the 1600s but they only decided to fully use it in the late 80s
38ebbf No.70553
4343d9 No.70554
>>70543
Good, good…
>>70551
Are you allowed to post here lad?
52b502 No.70555
>>70540
No.
But I can do…
>>70548
>driving without a license
smh lad I've done the same ngl
I'm alright as I can be right now I guess
180fb7 No.70556
9caa15 No.70557
>>70541
>only heritage
I specifically said its use is only historical, I didnt denigrate heritage in general reeee.
884a5a No.70559
>>70555
whatever it's my pc's fault
61e419 No.70560
>>70555
Gotta practice lad
61e419 No.70561
>>70560
That and I can actually drive I just can't drive in the exam.
9caa15 No.70562
>>70561
kek, it doesnt help if you practice being a boy-racer lad.
180fb7 No.70563
>>70561
Is a Gremlin sabotaging your car on the exams, lad?
de5d7a No.70564
>>70561
you have to drive like a grandma on the test
don't attempt to drive like a normal person would, even down to not going up to fifth gear ever
52b502 No.70565
>>70558
>(1)
I could take away the option but why
>>70559
Get that shit fixed
Surely mummy will give you shekels?
>>70560
>>70561
I was just memiing about it being technically illegal, but as long as you look old enough and don't crash you're alright I think
9caa15 No.70566
>>70563
>gremlins
dont invoke them lad, they can hear you.
9caa15 No.70567
>>70565
>technically illegal
only if they catch you :^)
f46659 No.70568
>>70554
Lass just give in. You know you want a strong lad to take you to bed.
>>70556
I know.
884a5a No.70569
>>70565
no lad it's not my pc it's 8chan it gives me an error
mummy won't give me shit
61e419 No.70570
>>70563
It's because I have to take the exam in some shitty modern YARIS and I have learnt the sweet sounds of my baby and I know exactly how to shift and speeds to take corners and my car is just so much better than the officedesk mobile. Cars have gone backwards tbh.
>>70565
no lad it's super illegal and actually really bad on your chances at getting a license and insurance if you get caught
9caa15 No.70571
>>70569
>8 chan errors
welcome to my world.
de5d7a No.70572
>>70568
>Lass just give in. You know you want a strong lad to take you to bed.
33ba36 No.70573
>>70541
afaik Korean doesn't really fit Chinese characters and it was always a hack trying to make it work. It would be like trying to use Chinese characters for a European language.
4cadc0 No.70574
>>70569
What's the issue exactly?
884a5a No.70575
>>70556
how many lads had a go at Neo now?
Pembs, Dorset, Alberto too. You can't keep a woman lad.
>>70574
can't delete post gives me Error wrong password
9caa15 No.70576
>>70570
>cars have gone backwards
Yep, all digital driving aids and power steering, do away with it all tbh, go back to ford escorts.
52b502 No.70577
>>70569
This site is a crock of shit and it will never get fixed
>mummy won't give me shit
But isn't she a commie? Should get her to share all her money with you so she isn't a hypocrite
52b502 No.70578
>>70575
>can't delete post gives me Error wrong password
It's just a wrong account, I'll delete for you if you like
4cadc0 No.70579
>>70575
Post deletion is tied to the cookie for your posting session and your IP. If you've a dynamic IP or a VPN with a dynamic IP, as well as cookie self-destruct extension, then you won't be able to delete post after the IP cycles.
884a5a No.70580
>>70578
wew lad
do that and after that I'll seppuku to clear my shame
61e419 No.70581
>>70576
FORD ESCORTS
I saw one on ebay where someone had managed to stuff a massive Nissan GTR engine in one. Monster of a car, I'd love a ford Capri with a beefed up engine tbh. But yeah powersteering is garbage, the only thing I'd like on my car that's modern is a button to make the mirrors fold in for the narrow country lanes
de5d7a No.70582
>>70580
>seppuku
imperium tbh
a5248c No.70583
>>70576
*CIA hacks your car's steering and assassinates you by crashing the car into a milk lorry*
884a5a No.70584
>>70579
My IP stayed as it was, I just pressed delete too soon before the 5 seconds passed and it didn't work after, or maybe it's what you say idk I need a break (again)
52b502 No.70585
>>70580
I only ask because I know you'll spends ages trying to fix it otherwise and it would be cruel not to do it myself
What post do you want to delete?
9caa15 No.70586
>>70581
>capri
badman car
>electric folding mirrors
Good point, handy in london too.
>gtr engine in an escort
kek, the old 2L redtops were good but nothing compared to a jap engine. But you cant make a jap engine backfire like you can with a redtop
>drive down town centre road next to a cyclist
>backfire the car, sounds lile gunshots
>cyclist falls off, pedestrians start screaming
good times.
9caa15 No.70587
>>70583
Dont lad this is one of my tinfoils.
>tfw deliberately drive a non digital van for that exact reason
4343d9 No.70589
>>70568
You're too explicit lad.
de5d7a No.70590
>it's a sister keeps texting me about how her false tan is uneven
STOP FUCKING GETTING THEM THEN
180fb7 No.70591
>>70575
>how many lads had a go at Neo now?
>Pembs, Dorset, Alberto too. You can't keep a woman lad.
I can't think of anything to say
4cadc0 No.70592
>>70584
Don't do anything you'll regret lass.
4cadc0 No.70593
>>70591
>I can't think of anything to say
The perfect cuck.
180fb7 No.70594
33ba36 No.70595
>there are yank-lovers posting on /brit/
Is /brit/ gayer than /newbrit/?
884a5a No.70596
>>70585
70529
>>70592
whohoho lad why'd you assume I'm a woman? I just got here
>>70591
JUST STAND UP AND DEFEND HER FROM OTHER GUYS LAD
4cadc0 No.70597
>>70594
I only want what's best for you lass
884a5a No.70598
>>70595
don't bully Dorset-kun he's just a troubled youth
180fb7 No.70599
>>70597
Being a cuck is best for me?
>>70596
>JUST STAND UP AND DEFEND HER FROM OTHER GUYS LAD
The rapists are relentless, but true. I should not give up.
52b502 No.70600
4343d9 No.70602
>>70601
>executing curly and pieface
AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahghhhhhh don't
33ba36 No.70604
>>70598
>tfw we could take screenshots and shitpost about /brit/ being ameriboos
de5d7a No.70605
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33ba36 No.70606
>>69764
Don't forget to sign the petition.
52b502 No.70607
>this feeding frenzy around Neo
>>70603
>inb4 you're controlling me with blackmail supplied by the Kremlin
4343d9 No.70608
>>70604
Give it a go lad, we've got nothing to lose.
>>70605
>egyptimperium
Huh.
4cadc0 No.70609
>>70599
If that's what makes you happy
Though I hoped by ridiculing you I'd spur you into becoming the warrior priest NEET that I always knew you were capable of becoming
de5d7a No.70610
>>70607
>>this feeding frenzy around Neo
I agree lad
homos have gone too far
884a5a No.70611
>>70608
/brit/ can always say Dorset is not one of them and blame us or something
a5248c No.70612
>>70610
BEHAVE YOURSELVES
DO NOT BE HOMOGAYS
OR BY TARANIS
I WILL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY BIRKENSTOCK
52b502 No.70613
>>70610
The homos went too far last night tbh
4343d9 No.70614
>>70607
I never asked for this.
61e419 No.70615
>>70586
there's a lancer evolution on my road that has a Misfiring system, it sounds like a fucking gun at night
a5248c No.70616
>>70613
*tells on the bongo bongo cytube homos*
**[22:41:33] binposter: Watching pico took real spiritual power and resilience.
[22:41:37] NeoG: democracy is best
[22:41:39] and hard choices
[22:41:40] wojak6: >tfw so straight I can ironically critique boku no pico
[22:41:41] binposter: I burned off bad Karma going through that.
[22:41:58] NeoG: it was too light on plot tbh**
180fb7 No.70617
>>70609
>Though I hoped by ridiculing you I'd spur you into becoming the warrior priest NEET that I always knew you were capable of becoming
Afraid that will happen one day, lad
180fb7 No.70618
>>70616
Lad if you hate it so much why do you keep bringing it up smh
61eb2d No.70619
Who /DoesntKnowWhatToFeel/ here?
4343d9 No.70620
>>70616
NO DON'T POST THAT
884a5a No.70621
>>70618
because it is your fuck up
a5248c No.70622
>>70618
it is scarred into my mind
the insane laughter is a pointer in that regard
>>70620
*tattles on the cytube and runs away*
–
watching based not gay asterix films on yidtube now tbh
61eb2d No.70623
Who /NotSureWhatTheyAreFeeling/ here.
52b502 No.70624
>>70614
hmmmm
Nah it's alright I blame the chasers tbh
>>70616
wew
a5248c No.70626
>>70624
>>70621
I'm a gud boi just scarred from my travails
I dindu nuffin it's not board drama or anyfing
180fb7 No.70627
>>70619
>>70623
Want some help, lad?
4343d9 No.70629
a5248c No.70631
>>70630
*bombs internally*
180fb7 No.70632
>>70629
Thanks, lass…
>>70624
Lads fighting over a lass' attention seems like a healthy exercise, lad
>>70622
You should have looked away, lad
>>70621
Yeah.
4cadc0 No.70633
>>70627
pepe6 saved and added
a5248c No.70634
>>70632
like a trainwreck, it was impossible
until I did leave in disgust when it became clear it was not a joke and you were ironically unironically watching an entire episode of a pedononcehomogay nip cartoon
52b502 No.70635
>>70631
One of my friends always shills for Malala and I always tell him she's a dumb bint who only survived because the the guy who shot her was even dumber
>>70632
>Lads fighting over a lass' attention seems like a healthy exercise, lad
Not really tbh
Especially not on the internet
61eb2d No.70636
>>70627
I don't think you can help me lad, but thank you, and thank you for all the lovely OC you make, you're a good lad, lad, I hope you're very happy and have a good life you deserve it.
4343d9 No.70637
Listening to this MCR album in the cytube is comfy.
*converts to traditional emoism*
>>70632
You're welcome lad. I love your art.
884a5a No.70638
>>70630
u some sort of bigot
a5248c No.70639
procrastnaiting smh I keep meaning to make a druid edit of memri shoe jpg
>>70635
he's not even a lass smh
and malalalalalackbar is a cunt
de5d7a No.70640
kill me tbh
>>70637
which mcr album is it im never going in the cytube again
884a5a No.70642
>>70637
>MCR
wtf jesus christ
4343d9 No.70643
>>70640
It was Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. We're listening to another one now.
a5248c No.70644
*watches wholesome and not gay commie tank film*
52b502 No.70645
>>70640
The cytube has gotten properly cancerous tbh
I want to watch The Deal next week so we can make it better again
61e419 No.70646
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>70637
MCR ISN'T TRADITIONAL EMO REEEEEEEEEEEEE
4343d9 No.70647
>>70646
It's traditional 2006 emoism from back when I was ten. Stripey jumpers and skinny jeans tbh.
180fb7 No.70648
>>70636
Ahhhhh lad. Thank you. I hope the same for you. Thank you for the prototype.
Something you want to talk about lad?
180fb7 No.70649
>>70645
Does cytu.be work for you?
61e419 No.70650
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>70647
It's all about wearing black and white and making formal wear informal tbh
884a5a No.70651
>>70645
>properly cancerous
from 0 to 100 lad. when Alien was on it was ok.
but yeah do that
a5248c No.70652
*watches wholesome and not gay nostalgic cartoon films*
>The French retained their ancient ethnic identity ties but we are made to forget and disapprove of are ancestors for daring to be anti-xenos invader-fighting heroes
4343d9 No.70653
>>70650
It was more about these when I was a kid.
52b502 No.70654
Alright I'm off now but not to sleep because only gayboys go to sleep early
>>70649
On tablet yeah, but I can only watch films if they're streamed form youtube or something similar (which luckily the Deal is, last time I checked anyway)
>>70651
I'm rarely in there so fair enough but I still want to reclaim cytube from the gay hordes tbh
61e419 No.70656
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>70653
Yeah those are for benders. Oh do you remember that one hoodie that had an angel on it that was a skeleton and it had laces on the arms like a corset. I used to know a bunch of girls who wore them. Smh I miss Joy division aesthetics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ryJB-FF_Jg (better song but worse video)
>>70655
Those aren't just fingerless gloves lass, they're ARM STOCKINGS.
>>70654
be seeing you
61eb2d No.70658
>>70648
>Ahhhhh lad. Thank you. I hope the same for you.
Thanks lad.
>Thank you for the prototype.
Np lad, it's funny seeing all the creations you've made with it.
>Something you want to talk about lad?
Naa lad, I'm just feeling weird, thanks for the offer though.
61e419 No.70659
>>70657
Lad you should watch Corto Maltese in Siberia, it's all on youtube in a bunch of parts with English subs
de5d7a No.70660
File: 4bc2906b7db1289⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 64.29 KB, 640x959, 640:959, C_ZuFHPXkAI8Vxa.jpg large.jpg)
>>70657
i love chinky lasses tbh
a5248c No.70661
>>70659
will do lad I haven't heard of it before smh
f46659 No.70663
>>70572
Kek.
>>70589
As if you care. Add me on Skype already, boi!
But seriously lass just get a nice bf or gf whatever to be honest.
180fb7 No.70664
>>70658
Just made one so I can be a knight in shining armour when I save the lasses tbh
>>70658
>Naa lad, I'm just feeling weird, thanks for the offer though.
Okay, lad… maybe when the others have gone to bed…
61e419 No.70665
>>70661
Yeah actually there's a good one I believe in French or Italian with good subs on one of the Kissanime/cartoon sites called Ballad of the Salt Sea. That one and Corto Maltese In Siberia are the best ones tbh.
61eb2d No.70667
>>70664
>Just made one so I can be a knight in shining armour when I save the lasses tbh
Make sure you make a version with the visor up, looks good though.
>Okay, lad… maybe when the others have gone to bed…
Maybe lad, maybe…
884a5a No.70668
>>70659
gay
watch real french cartoons
61e419 No.70671
>>70668
Fight me.
Real cartoons feature based MAD BARON UNGERN VON STERNBERG and Russian train robberies. enjoy your anime rip off whilst I enjoy the true French bande dessinees
de5d7a No.70674
>>70672
i'm not falling for your gayist tricks
61e419 No.70675
>>70673
>didn't point out Corto Maltese is Italian
poser tbh
884a5a No.70676
>>70675
I don't actually know it who's the poser now
d5cd9b No.70677
>>70674
Mummy Returns is not a gay film.
is it?
de5d7a No.70679
>>70677
no but you'll probably play some gay anime instead
d5cd9b No.70680
>>70679
I wouldn't do that.
I thought everyone realised by now, we got pranked by spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/).
180fb7 No.70681
>>70667
*catches my breath and gets a better view of the battlefield*
Can't see any damsels currently in distress tbh.
884a5a No.70682
>>70680
Not really, you watched it on your own accord
180fb7 No.70684
>>70679
No gay anime has been voted for today, lad
884a5a No.70685
d5cd9b No.70686
>>70682
I believe in occasionally going through ordeals in order to build character and spiritual strength.
4343d9 No.70688
>>70685
yes but don't tell the bad boys at GCHQ
884a5a No.70689
>>70688
your nails are done better than mine
61eb2d No.70690
180fb7 No.70691
>>70690
Maximilllian armours are pretty cool tbh
884a5a No.70692
>>70687
>lass
those are obviously lad fingers, look at the index-ring finger ratio
4343d9 No.70693
>>70687
Thanks lad. I wish I had stripy gloves but pure black must have seemed cooler and more emo to my younger self.
>>70689
I try hard to take care of them.
d5cd9b No.70694
OKAY GOOD, NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH THE SHIT film THE MUMMY RETURNS, SO I'VE CHANGED IT TO A film I DO WANT TO WATCH INSTEAD
Can a mod remove Mummy Returns from the playlist, nobody wants to watch it.
f46659 No.70695
>>70683
Lass…
Soft and small hands there. Sure you aren't a girl?
884a5a No.70698
>>70693
me too but they're shit nails by default. God cursed me with flat nails but he blessed me with perfect teeth
tbh I have fingerless gloves too somewhere. But I don't know where I put them
d5cd9b No.70699
>>70695
>Can't recognise male hands.
lad…
4343d9 No.70700
>>70695
Reeeee I thought you had gone to bed.
180fb7 No.70701
>>70692
That's not a science, lass…
>>70693
>Thanks lad. I wish I had stripy gloves but pure black must have seemed cooler and more emo to my younger self.
Time to update the wardrobe
180fb7 No.70702
>>70700
Don't be mad at him when he's being nice, lass
f46659 No.70703
>>70699
Looks like a little boi more than anything. Hasn't done a hard days work in his life :^)
>>70700
No you didn't lass. Could put those hands to good use…
180fb7 No.70704
How do I find out my sex by looking at my hand?
d5cd9b No.70705
>>70703
>Looks like a little boi more than anything. Hasn't done a hard days work in his life :^)
And you have?
de5d7a No.70706
>>70704
if there's cum on it you're probably a lad
180fb7 No.70707
>>70703
>Could put those hands to good use…
Knitting?
180fb7 No.70709
>>70708
but that's not true for everyone, is it?
180fb7 No.70710
f46659 No.70711
>>70705
Nothing like labouring or that kek, but I used to be a manager in a fast food chain and I worked 15 hour days more often than I'd like to admit.
>>70707
:^)
180fb7 No.70712
Weird… on my left hand my index finger is longer, on my right hand my ring finger is longer
WHAT AM I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
884a5a No.70713
>>70709
yeah of course not lad :^)
but actually you're right because my mum has "male" hands
f46659 No.70714
>>70708
Ring finger is substantially longer than index.
Wew lads I'm a red blooded alpha male after all.
180fb7 No.70715
>>70711
>15 hour days
Jesus, lad
de5d7a No.70716
>john lennon was assassinated for being imperium
a martyr for the cause
61eb2d No.70717
>>70691
They really are lad.
180fb7 No.70718
>>70712
nah never mind, I was wrong. I'm a lad apparently
f46659 No.70719
>>70715
Feel nervous thinking about it.
61e419 No.70720
>>70708
>Tfw can't tell
aaaaaaaaaaah
884a5a No.70721
61e419 No.70722
de5d7a No.70723
884a5a No.70724
>>70723
>He had been a big Beatles fan, idolizing Lennon, and played guitar himself, but turned against him after becoming a Christian; he was angered at Lennon's comment that the Beatles were "more popular than Jesus."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_David_Chapman#Plan_to_murder_John_Lennon
180fb7 No.70725
>>70719
how could they make you work that long, lad?
de5d7a No.70726
>>70724
that was a cover up for him being angry at lennon for having a nip wife
6b78df No.70727
>>70712
The gods have cursed you 22st.
884a5a No.70728
>>70726
man you're deluded
his wife was really hideous anyway
de5d7a No.70729
>>70728
>young yoko ono
>not a qt
180fb7 No.70730
>>70727
w-wew. Nah it just looked like that for a moment until I put them on my desk tbh. I am cursed though
180fb7 No.70731
>>70727
Wait you're that lad who made that poll….
4343d9 No.70732
>>70702
He's being kind because he's out to rape me lad.
>>70703
Lad…
>>70708
Tbf my index finger was curled over a bit in the picture but it's only slightly longer than my ring finger. I might take another comparison shot tomorrow.
884a5a No.70733
>>70729
not really, quick google search proves you wrong
besides everyone looks qt young
f46659 No.70734
>>70726
Was a manager and needed the money, plus chronic work shortages.
6b78df No.70735
>>70731
I've many faces 22st.
f46659 No.70736
>>70732
I'm just teasing I'd give you a hard nights work anyway lass.
180fb7 No.70737
>>70732
>He's being kind because he's out to rape me lad.
You were right ton be on your guard, lass. I'm sorry I failed you
884a5a No.70738
>>70732
ah fuck thought I had solved the mystery
whatever you're pretty cute either way
180fb7 No.70739
>>70734
>denied me my (You)
LAD
6b78df No.70741
So NeoG is really a lass then and Daftielass is really a lad?
4343d9 No.70742
>>70741
I'm 90% sure that Daftie is a lass given the things she talks about.
de5d7a No.70743
>>70733
lad i'd shag present day yoko ono
she's a qt
884a5a No.70744
>>70742
what is it this daftie talks about?
>>70743
right, i think you're still lying to yourself
f46659 No.70745
>>70739
SORRY LAD
>>70742
Are you a real lass?
d5cd9b No.70746
>>70741
Everyone knows Neo is a trap.
de5d7a No.70747
>>70744
>right, i think you're still lying to yourself
no tbh. some middle aged chinky woman used to be a regular in my shop and i was smitten with her
884a5a No.70748
>>70746
you were pretty keen on her being a woman not too long ago. Did your magic bin tingling senses fail you?
>>70747
oh for crying out loud lad I don't really want to hear about you fiddling gook grannies.
d5cd9b No.70749
>>70748
>Did your magic bin tingling senses fail you?
How dare you.
I just found out more information.
6b78df No.70750
>>70749
>I just found out more misinformation
The only way to know 100% that she's a trap is if you see the feminine penis.
4343d9 No.70751
>>70744
So far we've seen her tits, her hand and her eye which I know is female because it looks almost exactly like one of my friends. She was relating her menstrual pains last week.
>>70745
Don't stalk me lad.
>>70746
You thought very differently not so long ago tbh.
180fb7 No.70752
>>70751
But she keeps saying she's a lad…
de5d7a No.70753
>>70748
>oh for crying out loud lad I don't really want to hear about you fiddling gook grannies.
don't question my committment to imperium
4343d9 No.70754
>>70752
she's picked up my strategy tbh
180fb7 No.70755
>>70754
What did she mean by this?
6b78df No.70756
>>70751
>So far we've seen her tits
Reminder that if you admit to this you're guilty of viewing CP.
884a5a No.70757
>>70754
For how long have you been a >she and how long has she been a >she? A matter of who did it first.
f46659 No.70758
>>70751
Sorry lass but Leon is my cuddle slut.
de5d7a No.70759
>>70755
say you're something you're not and people will think you are not what you have said you are
6.23*10^26 D chess
180fb7 No.70760
>>70757
What came first, the lass or the lad?
180fb7 No.70761
>>70758
>tfw Luna didn't tell us what she had to eat today
884a5a No.70762
you know what would be a laugh? if we deleted this thread and herts didn't get to read this one again.
rev up that second gay anime
4343d9 No.70763
Beddy byes for me now.
Night night.
52b502 No.70764
Back lads
>arguing about genders
smdh
180fb7 No.70765
884a5a No.70767
>>70764
>>70766
i said nothing *deletes post*
f46659 No.70768
>>70761
[insert lewd swallowing comment here]
180fb7 No.70769
>>70762
>>70764
WEW
Want me to download it and encode it? Won't take long
52b502 No.70770
>>70762
>rev up that second gay anime
HOL UP
52b502 No.70773
>>70767
I read everything
There is no escape
>>70763
night
6b78df No.70774
>>70763
>22st doesn't kiss you goodnight
180fb7 No.70775
>>70769
>Want me to download it and encode it?
Both of those would be done ironically of course. Dafite did say the third one had the best intro…
180fb7 No.70777
>>70774
Yeah… maybe I am really angry with her or something….
4343d9 No.70778
884a5a No.70779
>>70775
Who is "daftie"? Do you know someone called "daftie"? Can you point me to their posts? I think "daftie" never existed.
52b502 No.70781
Wait are you actually going to put gay porn on in the cytube again
4343d9 No.70782
>>70780
Thanks lad, now I can sleep properly.
6b78df No.70784
>>70780
>>70782
*finishes recording from the closet*
*leaps out the window*
Thanks.
180fb7 No.70785
>>70782
Have a nice night of sleep, lass. I'll try not to wake you when I join you under the covers.
884a5a No.70786
>>70783
bit gay lad
>>70781
this pls no i was joking
6b78df No.70787
>>70785
>when I join you under the covers
*crawls back in through the window*
*hides under the bed*
52b502 No.70788
>>70786
>pic
wtf why would someone do that to their cat
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180fb7 No.70789
>>70784
Weird time to say this, lad, but just thought I'd say you're a good lad and I appreciate you a lot tbh.
52b502 No.70791
>>70790
That, on the other hand, is cute af
Reminds me of this seal
6b78df No.70792
>>70789
L-Lass I… appreciate you as well
180fb7 No.70793
>>70787
Not a good idea, lad…
>>70786
>bit gay lad
That was obviously a female seal, lad!
884a5a No.70794
>>70791
>cute af
the cat is about to confront a pool of water how is that cute
52b502 No.70795
>>70794
I like spooked animals, the pic is cute but the situation isn't
That pic is downright nasty tho, poor cat
>tfw I don't have anymore animal pics apart from this one
884a5a No.70796
>>70795
most of these cats do it upon themselves
52b502 No.70797
>>70796
Based cat trying to get stronk
That doggo is lazy af
But yeah I hope you watch out for your cat because you didn't last time as I recall
884a5a No.70798
>>70797
my cat is a strong lass
52b502 No.70799
>>70798
How the fug does that even happen?
I've always liked doggos more than cats but idk now
Good to know btw
52b502 No.70801
>just found out one of my friends' cats was decapitated
This made me feel a bit tbh
What a coincidence though
52b502 No.70802
>>70800
I think I remember seeing something like that when I was younger
884a5a No.70803
>>70801
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh wtf
>>70802
picrelated wasn't about that it just reminded me of it
read a book about internet hoaxes once
180fb7 No.70804
>>70801
Decapitated on purpose?
52b502 No.70805
Night shift is comfy tbh
>>70803
>aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh wtf
I know right, it's some real fucked up shit
>read a book about internet hoaxes once
Sounds interesting, I don't actually know much about the pre-2010 internet tbh
>>70804
Yeah, some fucked up animal murderer did it
180fb7 No.70806
>>70805
Good to see you hang around in the thread again tbh
I wonder why…….
52b502 No.70807
>>70806
What exactly are you implying
180fb7 No.70808
>>70807
You're a smart lad. You already know what I am implying.
52b502 No.70809
>>70808
I have no idea what you mean
180fb7 No.70810
>>70809
I expected too much of you
52b502 No.70811
>>70810
I am still your glorious leader lad
d5cd9b No.70813
Bed for me too. Night lasses and lads.
52b502 No.70814
180fb7 No.70815
180fb7 No.70819
>>70818
o-oooops I spilled some ice cream on myself~
180fb7 No.70820
>I could stay up all night making posts and getting a post count record
baea7e No.70823
>>70490
black people have such ugly eyes
theyre fucking yellow when it should be white
is that some kind of disease?
15662f No.70826
what the fuck is a crotchet bikini
a5248c No.70827
>>70818
>>70819
NO
>>70823
jaundice, meningitis, deficiencies…
Niggers can't even take care of themselves
15662f No.70831
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baea7e No.70832
>Witcher TV series
its going to be pozzed
7e9fb1 No.70833
>>70827
Morning, lad. Just rewarded myself with some ice cream after being a good boy yesterday.
>>70828
Morning, lass. Yeah I'm good. Just having fun.
>>70832
Morning, lad.
>its going to be pozzed
Definitely
.>>70831
Morning, lad. What do you mean…?
baea7e No.70834
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
baea7e No.70836
just realised that i dont recall seeing a single non-white in lotr
can anyone confirm? i know that some orcs and uruks were non-white and stunt doubles, but actual characters? i dont think there is even one.
7e9fb1 No.70837
>>70836
non-whites were enemies
baea7e No.70838
15662f No.70839
>>70838
I'd say I'm surprised but everyone on reddit is embarassingly pathetic
baea7e No.70840
15662f No.70843
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>>70841
wtf i'm chechen now
7e9fb1 No.70844
Economists: Men now need more than just money to be 'marriageable'
>Economists have long argued that marriage rates are lower in poorer and less well-educated areas because men in those communities aren't good financial bets. Without steady incomes, they can't reliably contribute to a household, so while women might have children with them, they won't commit to men for life. That's been the assumption, anyway.
>Fracking booms gave two researchers in the Economics Department at the University of Maryland, College Park, a perfect chance to test the hypothesis. What happens when money pours into a place, enriching the men, specifically, and giving them good jobs? More of them will get married, right?
>As they discovered, to their surprise, the answer is no.
>Melissa S. Kearney and Riley Wilson published their findings in a new paper covered by the Washington Post that concludes, "there is no evidence of an increase in marriage rates. The pattern of results is consistent with positive income effects on births, but no associated increase in marriage."
>In other words, fracking money made more men dad-material, but it didn't make them husband-material.
>Though in more conservative parts of the country like Appalachia, infusions of steady jobs for men in the 1970s and 80s led to more marriages and then more children born in wedlock, the Washington Post reports, this time, though fracking-related wealth produced a localized baby boom, there wasn't a corresponding boom in marriages.
>Kearney tells the Post, "There was a different response this time, and it's sobering," adding, "The commitment to childbearing with marriage in the 70s and 80s is just no longer there."
>The decline in marriage rates in the working class has been going on for long enough now that, in 2012, The New York Times printed a column titled, "Marriage is for rich people." It concludes, "Rich men are marrying rich women, creating doubly rich households for them and their children. And the poor are staying poor and alone." 40 percent of all babies now are born to single moms or to unmarried partners.
>That can be rough on families for numerous reasons. Pooling resources can make many aspects of life easier, from affording a home to being involved at school. Coupling up also helps people stay healthier and live longer, especially men.
>Staying single can be a better bet for women, though, many of whom appreciate having more flexibility in terms of how to structure their personal lives than they did several decades ago. Sociology professor Pepper (((Schwartz))) writes, "Women now have choices that allow them to customize the arc of their lives and some of them find that it is best for them to put marriage aside." Husbands who are "nonworking, noninvolved," she points out, can be "useless."
>(((Schwartz))) concludes that, now that they generally have economic and cultural freedom, women no longer are willing to settle: "While most women still want marriage, they don't want it at just any price. They don't want it if it scuttles their dreams.
>A lengthy article in Yes! Magazine makes the case that this is both a logical and positive development for women overall. And that assessment seems to be shared by popular recent TV shows ranging from the sweet (CW's "Gilmore Girls," whose four-episode epilogue was released in 2016 on Netflix) to the salty (HBO's "Girls," which just finished its six-season run). Despite their differences in tone, both shows foreground a version of success for their heroines that has a lot to do with individual fulfillment and little to do with marriage.
I wonder why Hollywood would push this…
>That said, affluent, professional women usually have an easier time being single by choice, and two-parent households, which tend to have more time as well as more money, have been shown to be good for kids. "Children whose mothers are continuously married grow up to make higher incomes at age 40 than children raised at some point by single parents," reports the Post. "Children with married parents also have more engaged parents, and it's the engagement that really matters."
>Given that the Times also finds that "the sharp rise in single-parent families has contributed to sky-high inequality," many economists have struggled to figure out how to induce working-class couples to marry. But if a steady income doesn't make a man marriageable anymore, what does?
>Well, larger religious and cultural expectations can help. But education certainly seems to help most, possibly because it speaks to a person's long-term job prospects and earning potential.
>Kearney and Wilson say as much in their intro, noting, "non-marital childbearing has become the norm among young mothers and mothers with low levels of education." And according to the Times, states with high rates of education also tend to produce stable families: In "Minnesota, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Connecticut, at least 51 percent of teenagers are being raised by both biological parents, among the highest rates in the nation."
Muslims?
>If you want your son to be marriageable one day, tell him to stay in school now.
Baffling how "economics" are unfamiliar with the fucking welfare-state. And don't you dare suggest promiscuous sex could lead to single motherhood.
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7e9fb1 No.70845
Now why would people in Africa be starving…?
7e9fb1 No.70846
Oh right that's right forget it it's global warming caused by the white man
15662f No.70847
>>70844
>white """women""""
4343d9 No.70848
>>70845
They've got a point about Trump being the only thing the media talks about anymore. Aliens could land and cure cancer but the media would only report what Trump is doing in relation to it.
>>70847
I'm fairly sure asian women prefer wealthy husbands too.
15662f No.70849
baea7e No.70850
>>70849
listen kid, you just need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps
i want you to go in to that store and ask to see the manager. when you meet him, look him dead in the eyes and give him a firm handshake and ask for a job.
thats what i did when i was your age you lazy little shit
7e9fb1 No.70851
>>70848
Don't people get bored of Drumpf? I know I am. And they're still just going on about Russia hacking the election.
baea7e No.70852
7e9fb1 No.70853
White Nationalist Richard Spencer's Gym Terminated His Membership After A Woman Called Him A Neo Nazi
>Alt-right leader Richard Spencer's gym in Virginia revoked his membership after a Georgetown University professor confronted him and called him a neo-Nazi, Spencer confirmed to BuzzFeed News on Saturday.
>(((C. Christine Fair,))) an associate professor at Georgetown University’s Edmund A. Walsh School of Foreign Service, wrote a Tumblr post describing her confrontation with Spencer at the Old Town Sport & Health gym in Alexandria, Virginia, on Wednesday.
>Fair wrote that she approached Spencer at the gym and "loudly identified him as a neo-Nazi." She said she anticipated that the gym would kick her out for confronting Spencer.
>"First, I want to note that this man is a supreme coward," Fair wrote. "When I approached this flaccid, sorry excuse of a man and asked ‘Are you Richard Spencer,' this pendulous poltroon said 'No. I am not.'"
>Fair then wrote that she "exploited the full range of my first amendment entitlements by telling him that this country does not belong to white men."
Based Jewess B the agent TFO.
>Implying Spencer won't just go to a CIA gym.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/richard-spencer-gym?utm_term=.mby0PwpAK5#.uvQNDWnw4K
7e9fb1 No.70854
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>>70852
Are you going to watch it, lad?
15662f No.70855
>>70853
it's a shame because he really needs to sort out those bitchtits
4343d9 No.70856
>>70851
Yeah they do get bored. I'm so fucking bored of hearing about Trump 24/7. When my onii-chan brings up anything to do with Trump I just groan loudly until he shuts up, even if he's being complimentary.
I think there was some study looking at "Trump fatigue" for consumers recently. It's been almost two years of solid Trump headlines and a lot of people just want to hear about the rest of the world again.
>>70853
He should buy his own gym equipment. He has more than enough money for that now.
7e9fb1 No.70858
>>70856
>giving me a (You) before I've had my first cup
*appropriates Pembs' memi*
>When my onii-chan brings up anything to do with Trump I just groan loudly until he shuts up, even if he's being complimentary.
Top kek. Have the same thing with my brother. It comes after an awkward silence and he thinks he has to break it so he goes with politics, usually Drumpf.
>He should buy his own gym equipment. He has more than enough money for that now.
True. Costs less in the long run and you actually own something.
7e9fb1 No.70859
baea7e No.70861
>poo
>wipe
>still poo around my anus just on the inside
>if i squat down and wipe i can get to it
is this normal? always happens after i poo. still poo left right on the inside. have to get in the shower and wash my bum and put my finger slightly in to clean around the hole.
7e9fb1 No.70862
>>70861
That's a bit extensive, lad. Squatting is our natural poo position though.
baea7e No.70863
>>70862
i squat when i poo i put my feet on something
15662f No.70864
just got called greg in racists lads.
4343d9 No.70865
>>70858
I'm surprised the NPI doesn't already have it's own chain of implicit gyms tbh.
>>70864
What were you doing lad?
15662f No.70866
>>70865
>homosexual gyms
Fuck off homo
>what were you doing lad?
I was being greg
baea7e No.70867
my poo was better though
usually it comes out in drops sometimes big or small this was one big log which is good. i been drinking lots more water (aiming for 1200ml a day which is 6 cups) and i also stopped dairy since the other day except yesterday and today i had a few mouthfuls of milk which isnt that bad
i will be more consistent with the water though (i forget a lot) and try to remember to chew more. and i also did binge on sweeties the other day like i said.
ill focus more in the future and let you know how my next poo goes
7e9fb1 No.70868
UCLA Hiring Student ‘Social Justice Advocates’ to Fight Against ‘Whiteness’ and ‘Patriarchy’
>The University of Arizona isn’t the only institution to hop aboard the social justice bandwagon with official positions for social justice warriors. The prestigious University of California-Los Angeles, is joining the ranks, announcing plans to hire students to function as “Social Justice Advocates” to combat “whiteness,” “heteronormativity” and “the patriarchy.”
>This is what people complain about being indebted for
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/ucla-hiring-student-social-justice-advocates-to-fight-against-whiteness-and-patriarchy/
15662f No.70869
>>70868
>heat street
IT'S THE RUSSIANS WOT DONE IT
4343d9 No.70870
>>70867
>ill focus more in the future and let you know how my next poo goes
Please don't lad.
7e9fb1 No.70871
>>70867
>Poo
NOT WHILE I'M HAVING MY FIRST CUP
7e9fb1 No.70872
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>70866
>hugging is homo
>gyms are homo
smh
15662f No.70873
>>70872
>homosexuality is the last stand of implicit whiteness
>neo suggested an implicit gym
therefore it is a homo gym
also
>posting gay porn
38ebbf No.70874
baea7e No.70875
>>70870
>>70871
think o fit as a science experiment
the results will help you have nice poos and a clean bum
imagine if my research enables to find the formula for a perfect no wipe poo every time, or even just more often
for the next week no coffee, no milk, 1200ml of water a day (at least)
my exercise routine consists of using the exercise bike every morning right out of bed (after ive stretched a bit and drunk some water and brushed my teeth) and also doing the 100 pushup and 200 squat routines (easy to find with google) on monday wednesday and friday. no sweeties either.
i will also walk every day at least a mile.
this poo wasnt great cleanup wise, but in composition and ease of getting it out, very good so already i have shown improvement even though i ate sweeties the other day (a lot) and drank a bit of milk and wasnt even consistent with the water.
7e9fb1 No.70877
38ebbf No.70878
>>70875
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR POOS
>>70876
kek. truly the gender neutral hero we need in the current year.
7e9fb1 No.70879
>>70875
There is already research done on how to have nice poos, lad
4343d9 No.70880
>>70875
Lad, I was stuck on the toilet until 1am after the Boku No Pico stream because I had a coffee mousse for dessert and it rekt my insides but I never said anything because nobody wants to know that.
So I'm calling an injunction against unspoilered pooposting.
7e9fb1 No.70881
>>70880
>Everyone poop posts
54f1fe No.70882
Afternoon!
How is everyone??
I had some frosties and a bombay bad boy pot noodle today, very hot!
15662f No.70883
>>70882
nursing a non-hangover
38ebbf No.70884
4343d9 No.70885
>>70881
Aahh lad, it's Samurai Jack day.
7e9fb1 No.70887
>>70882
Hey. I'm good. Had a short walk then a comfy shower. Haven't had anything to eat yet. Making intermittent fasting a thing again tbh. I'm just not that hungry in the morning anymore.
>>70885
Yeah. Daftie wanted to watch it with us as well, so it's you, me, Pembs and her. Remember anyone else watching it with us?
7e9fb1 No.70888
>>70886
Top fucking kek. I miss the edits tbh
4343d9 No.70890
>>70887
I can't remember anyone else following it for more than a couple of episodes.
a5248c No.70891
>>70887
I'll watch it tbh
>>70886
Based Ben "Hooknose Hurting Hero" Garrison
15662f No.70892
7e9fb1 No.70893
>>70891
>I'll watch it tbh
Goodlad. I promise you this will be a wholesome cartoon.
33ba36 No.70894
>>70853
>this country does not belong to white men
Quite right too. It belongs to G-d's Chosen People.
512c76 No.70895
I'VE GOT A BIG DICK
IT MAKES BOIZ SICK
IT'S LIT LIKE A WICK
AND I'LL PUT IT IN YOUR CHICK
512c76 No.70896
LA LA LA I'VE GONE BANANAS
7e9fb1 No.70898
>>70897
>powering up with mushrooms
4343d9 No.70899
>>70897
The civil servant building is my favorite part. No modern children's cartoon would have a joke like that.
a5248c No.70900
foreverially all tiedup permanently rubberized weeabaryan
7e9fb1 No.70901
7e9fb1 No.70903
>>70902
Know the time for that particular joke?
a5248c No.70904
>>70903
somewhere around the 20 minute mark, maybe a bit later
15662f No.70905
>found my grandad's old racing bike
>it's better than my own
what a time to be alive
4343d9 No.70906
>>70903
It starts around the 41 minute mark on that video. It's not really one joke, it's more like a whole sketch for that one task.
baea7e No.70908
im going to become a wizard
15662f No.70909
>>70908
stop wanking then lad
512c76 No.70910
15662f No.70911
512c76 No.70912
>>70911
Paul Nuttal called Andrew Marr Natalie today lmao
512c76 No.70914
Touch my bum don't bee shy
We are the cheeki lambs you are the cheeki lambs
15662f No.70915
>>70913
??????????????????????
7e9fb1 No.70916
We'll be watching Samurai Jack soon. Everybody ready?
a5248c No.70917
>>70913
that's a rare 22st lad
>>70916
going to see if i have any pans left to make a bacon sarnie in first tbh
4343d9 No.70918
38ebbf No.70919
>>70915
donating some (you)s to the cause
15662f No.70920
7e9fb1 No.70921
512c76 No.70922
>>70919
I want to run my eyebrows up her leg hnng
15662f No.70923
what did butchers store meat in before the plastic jew was invented?
7e9fb1 No.70924
>>70921
GET SOME FOOD NO SWEETS AND WE'LL SEE YOU ALL AT 2 PM
512c76 No.70925
>>70921
JACKET ON
JACK IT OFF
kek
512c76 No.70926
>>70923
Brown paper I believe
512c76 No.70928
I store my meat in sexy twinks
512c76 No.70929
>tfw a twink
MUMMY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME 5'7"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
512c76 No.70930
7e9fb1 No.70931
>>70928
top kek
>>70929
>ywn live in a world where manlets are aborted
It's compassion, really
38ebbf No.70932
>>70929
it's a fine height lad
512c76 No.70933
What happens if you reply to your own post within that post?
>>70933
15662f No.70934
>>70931
>ywn live in a world where manlets learn
54f1fe No.70935
>>70929
wanna swap heights?
i'm 179 cm ahhh
also what is a samurai jack??
4343d9 No.70936
>>70929
>twink
Wew. You're definitely a shota.
38ebbf No.70937
>>70931
they should be turned into traps tbh
33ba36 No.70938
>>70929
From now one I shall call you Pico.
512c76 No.70939
>>70937
>>70936
I have a very feminine face but it's ruined by my Gaulish nose smh I don't even have Gaul blood
>/newbrit/shota will never have a homosexual orgy whilst chink poster dissaproves in the background
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
512c76 No.70942
I want to paint my willy blue then find a sexy big nigger and paint his bbc red and we can play star wars
38ebbf No.70943
>>70939
>but it's ruined by my Gaulish nose
that can be fixed lad…
512c76 No.70944
BUMBUM I IS THA DADDY
*LICKS FAT LIPS*
7e9fb1 No.70946
>>70942
But yours will be so much smaller
512c76 No.70948
>>70946
all the better to breed out my race with
54f1fe No.70949
actually I just remeasured and think I might be 180 cm aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ¦ c
33ba36 No.70950
>>70949
>cm
Continentals out
7e9fb1 No.70952
>>70935
Never heard about it, lass? Final episode of the series today.
>>70949
You're growing fast
15662f No.70953
>>70947
i don't remember why I don't have him filtered
15662f No.70954
>>70949
what does that mean for people that aren't jerrycucks or francocucks
512c76 No.70955
>>70949
>Mummy never gave baby bumbum milkies
smh you will need it to fight the osteoperosis lass
61e419 No.70956
>>70952
Could you wait a bit for me Mother wants to drop some stuff off and she only just rang me
7e9fb1 No.70957
>>70956
sure, lad. be quick
54f1fe No.70958
>>70952
no, I have never heard of it!
funny art style
should I watch it??
>>70954
it means 5 feet and 10.866 inches
>>70955
osteoperosis sounds scary
i drink plenty of milk though, if it helps!
61e419 No.70959
>>70957
I have to wait for her to arrive smh why can't she ask my brother to take the shit from the car he's the one who drinks all the fucking milk and eats all the fucking food reeeeeeee
512c76 No.70960
>>70958
Milk makes skelton men hppy lasss, which I was milk
GAS THE JEWS JO COX DESERVED IT SEEYA LATER LADS
7e9fb1 No.70961
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>70958
The first 4 seasons are standalone episodes , the 5th one is all chronological and ties into each other. You should watch the intro to the show here.
7e9fb1 No.70963
>>70959
Tell her to hurry up or whip your brother into shape with your belt again
61e419 No.70964
>>70963
I promised my mum and dad I wouldn't be mean to my brother anymore lad, still have to wait she said 5 minutes 10 minutes ago.
>>70961
Some of the episodes are connected, a couple of 2-parter plots iirc
a5248c No.70965
>>70964
bloody women, me mum was always like that
>hurry up kids we need to be going right now, put your stuff in the car
>*spends 30 minutes doing makeup that fails to hide her homely troll-like face*
61e419 No.70968
>>70967
sink the migrants that they let in
I mean what
15662f No.70969
>>70967
>14 year old pubescent boy thay was 2 years younger than her 16 year old son
based redundancy tbh
15662f No.70971
54f1fe No.70972
>>70961
doesn't look like my kind of thing but, thanks for the link anyway <3
watching some anime comedy now to cheer me up since I feel terrible today and was literally crying from bad feels yesterday
61e419 No.70973
38ebbf No.70974
7e9fb1 No.70975
>>70972
Didn't see you yesterday. You okay lass?
54f1fe No.70976
>>70974
>>70975
t-thanks
i'm doing better now, but I don't want to break attention whore-ing rules so I won't say anymore
you can probably guess what it was about
38ebbf No.70978
>>70976
>>70977
nooo we are watching samurai jack
61e419 No.70979
7e9fb1 No.70980
>>70977
Bad timing, lass. We were watching Samurai Jack.
>>70976
Could always use spoilers I guess. We do that sometimes.
4343d9 No.70981
Will he still be immortal? Will he ever be free of his feels?
61e419 No.70982
>>70981
Who ready for John Wick 3?
7e9fb1 No.70983
>>70981
>sacrifice yourself and your love to save everyone
>get punished by having to walk the earth all alone for eternity
>get to see all the people you saved die before you
61e419 No.70984
>>70983
Yeah, poor Keanu tbh
7e9fb1 No.70985
>tfw killed by the one you loved
61e419 No.70987
>>70986
Schools are federal gun free zones though???
c4d9d9 No.70988
sad it's over
no more celtic magic
7e9fb1 No.70989
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>70986
>ywn have your daughter shoot a deer when she's 9
38ebbf No.70990
>>70988
10 eps is not enoughhhh
7e9fb1 No.70992
>>70988
Yeah. Incredibly sad ending. Loved it
61e419 No.70993
>>70989
SHE GET THE BLOODLUST
JUST LIKE COLUMBUS
SHE GET VERY MURDEROUS ON PURPOSE
7e9fb1 No.70995
>>70993
*pierces plate armour with obsidian dagger that's been melted a billion times*
7e9fb1 No.70997
4343d9 No.71000
>finally saved the world
>but now all his friends never existed and his love is dead
HA HA HA HA, FOOLISH SAMURAI
7e9fb1 No.71001
>>71000
The never existing part is pretty heavy tbh.
61e419 No.71003
>>71001
End of Jackgelion tbh
38ebbf No.71005
>>70999
*drools*
>>71002
natural selection tbh
61e419 No.71007
>tfw it's a recap episode featuring a character who was never prominent
Reeeeeeee
7e9fb1 No.71008
>>71007
What are you watching, lad?
baea7e No.71009
7e9fb1 No.71010
WE WUZ NATIVE AMERICAN N SHIEEEET
d5cd9b No.71011
>>71000
wtf have I missed.
Has there been a new season of Samurai Jack?
7e9fb1 No.71012
>>71010
>tfw Native American pyramids finally make sense
7e9fb1 No.71013
>>71011
Yeah. It just ended.
d5cd9b No.71014
>>71013
D-did you watch it cytube without me?
61e419 No.71015
>>71008
Ashita No Joe
Tbh it's got new footage and I don't think it's a genuine recap episode but there's a character in it who was certainly not important.
4343d9 No.71016
>>71014
We've been watching it together for months.
d5cd9b No.71017
>>71016
I missed it all. I love Samurai Jack too.
7e9fb1 No.71018
>>71014
Sorry, lad. Didn't know you were interested
7e9fb1 No.71019
>>71017
well now you have 10 new episodes to watch
d5cd9b No.71020
>>71018
>>71018
>>71019
I can't believe I missed it all. You must have watched it when I'm not online.
61e419 No.71021
>>71020
We started it before you even posted on this board tbh
7e9fb1 No.71022
>>71021
this tbh. Since then we kept it from you because we're secretly all cunts
d5cd9b No.71023
>>71022
>we're secretly all cunts
"secretly".
I came here to help turn you all into better people.
7e9fb1 No.71024
>>71023
Are you saying we're bad people?
a50e57 No.71026
Hail hurts lads, I feel like death
7e9fb1 No.71027
>>71026
Hail Herts, lad. Why do you feel like death?
a50e57 No.71029
>>71027
Been awake since friday, went to a partay last night, just got back.
7e9fb1 No.71030
>>71029
Jesus CHrist, lad whyyy. And come back here instead of going to sleep? wew
a50e57 No.71031
>>71027
and my vans uninsured, forbsome reason my policy got cancelled on tuesday, so im trying to get the fucking thing insured on a sunday which is a pain.
a50e57 No.71032
>>71030
see
>>71031
I cant sleep till the vans legal again reeeeee
61e419 No.71033
>>71032
Good luck lad that sounds like a pain
a50e57 No.71034
>>71030
And I blame acid techno amd big speakers tbh, really bad influence on me :^)
baea7e No.71035
>>71029
>Destroying your body and mind so you can stay up late and imbibe wicked poisons
c4d9d9 No.71036
>>71024
to be fair I'm a pretty bad person so his point stands
d5cd9b No.71037
>>71024
Are you claiming to be good?
>>71025
Thanks.
a50e57 No.71038
>>71033
All the insurers call centers are shut today, Im having to do it online.
Ahhhhhhh
baea7e No.71039
when i become a wizard im going to make scully real
a50e57 No.71040
>>71035
Only twice a year lad, it was a free-party at an old post office this time, cant miss Spring-Tek tbh.
c4d9d9 No.71041
>>71039
just summon a demon already lad
d5cd9b No.71042
>>71029
>>71034
Acid techno, or just acid?
7e9fb1 No.71043
>>71031
good luck, lad. hope you don't collapse
>>71034
at least you had fun right? :^)
>>71037
>Are you claiming to be good?
claiming to be a good boy yeah
a50e57 No.71044
>>71042
Both lad, on this occasion. But its always acid technos fault tbh, if it didnt sound so good at full volume I wouldnt bother.
d5cd9b No.71045
>>71043
>claiming to be a good boy yeah
Honestly now?
a50e57 No.71046
>>71043
ta lad, Ill be fine, and yeah It was very fun, especially the police cordon that didnt shut us down. They were alright last night tbh, fair play to them.
c4d9d9 No.71047
>>71043
>claiming to be a good boy yeah
that's what a bad boy would say
4343d9 No.71048
>>71045
>>71047
22st is a good boy.
c4d9d9 No.71049
>>71048
says the worst "boy" of all
7e9fb1 No.71050
>>71045
*starts to doubt myself*
>>71046
Send some of those good cops to me tbh. Bad cops have been bullying my brother for a while.
>>71048
Thanks for having my back, lass
>>71047
What would a good boy say?
7e9fb1 No.71051
>>71048
*has your back as well*
54f1fe No.71052
tfw when you're not a witch who is able to magically give yourself good looks and summon yourself a hot bf
aaaahhh
4343d9 No.71053
>>71049
I've done nothing wrong. I'm one of the board's nicest people.
>>71050
>>71051
You're welcome lad.
>>71052
I know that feel tbh.
7e9fb1 No.71054
>>71052
Do virgin lasses get magical powers when they become 30 like virgin boys do?
61e419 No.71055
>Tfw you don't have a lever action rifle
I WANT TO BE A COWBOY REEEEEEE
7e9fb1 No.71057
>>71055
>no leg holster rifle
33ba36 No.71058
>>70967
>let that sink in
I can no longer see these words without thinking about pic related and it makes me chuckle every time
d5cd9b No.71059
>>71048
>22st is a good boy.
He's good compared to YOU.
We all know now that you're a bad influence on him.
c4d9d9 No.71060
>>71050
>What would a good boy say?
for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God
>>71054
they become ugly hideous witches
4343d9 No.71061
>>71059
What have I ever done lad?
54f1fe No.71062
>>71054
I hope so!
>>71053
And we can both make it if we try!!
7e9fb1 No.71063
>>71060
I'm obviously not a better boy than God.
>they become ugly hideous witches
But then they can change their appearance with magic.
d5cd9b No.71064
IMPORTANT POLL
>IS NEO A BAD INFLUENCE ON 22ST?
http://poal.me/ex4hot
33ba36 No.71065
>>71054
They gain the power to talk to cats.
c4d9d9 No.71066
wasps are like women
retarded but sexy
7e9fb1 No.71068
>>71066
Sweet dubs but I don't get it lad
c4d9d9 No.71069
>>71063
but Leon is a lad so he will become a mage not a witch
54f1fe No.71070
>>71065
I already talk to cats…
a50e57 No.71071
>>71055
Get a daisy bb gun lad, they are hilariously good fun, if only for the lever action.
d5cd9b No.71073
>>71044
I can't say the Binperium approves tbh.
4343d9 No.71074
>>71062
All we have to do is never give up.
7e9fb1 No.71075
>>71069
Luna will then be able to transform herself, lad.
a50e57 No.71076
33ba36 No.71077
>>71066
FUCK YOU
WASPS A SHIT
HURR DURR I'M GONNA FLY INTO YOUR ROOM AND STING YOUR DOG BECAUSE I'M A FUCK
HERP DERP I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS BUZZING AROUND A HEDGE OH LOOK A PERSON WALKING PAST BETTER STING HIM
a50e57 No.71078
d5cd9b No.71079
7e9fb1 No.71080
>>71077
>tfw never been stung
i-is it painful?
c4d9d9 No.71082
>>71068
they have that thicc hourglass form and sexy antennae but they're stupid
4343d9 No.71083
Nobody post in the new thread until you have to.
I'm only posting it now because I'm off to have lunch.
d5cd9b No.71084
>>71078
Yeah, I'm not really a fan of folks using psychedelics for recreational reasons. They're not recreational drugs, and It's risky.
c4d9d9 No.71085
>>71077
there was one in my room right now that's why i made that post
I opened the window wide yet she still bumped against the glass
a50e57 No.71086
>>71066
nice analogy tbh.
>>71077
>not distracting wasps by carrying sugary drinks to throw as a sacrifice
>>71080
Nah not as bad as bees tbh, i got stung on the neck while I was driving last summer, just ached a bit for a day. Fucking wasp stayed in the cab of the van for 3 days after that.
c4d9d9 No.71087
7e9fb1 No.71088
d5cd9b No.71089
>>71087
It's too soon for that you plonker.
See here.
>>71083
a50e57 No.71091
>>71084
You do have a point, I wont pretend its moral, although
>recreational
Mass participation and trance-like states from dancing with a group of peers is spiritual, lad. Its neo-tribal tbh.
33ba36 No.71092
>>71080
The sting itself isn't that bad, but it takes you by surprise and it keeps on hurting for hours afterwards. It also made my dog's face swell up and the vet had to give him steroids. He looked like one of those dogs that has a really flabby face.
>tfw no bee gf to declare war on the wasps with
7e9fb1 No.71094
We're jumping ship tbh people are saving all their best (You) material
33ba36 No.71095
I love bees, I wish humans could interbreed with them. With our combined forces we could banish wasps for ever.
d5cd9b No.71096
>>71091
>Mass participation and trance-like states from dancing with a group of peers is spiritual, lad. Its neo-tribal tbh.
Oh I know THAT, but are you sure these are people you want to be in a tribe with?
A lot of the folk that go to free parties are fucking terrible degenerates, burning their lives up with drug use and no thought for the future.
c4d9d9 No.71097
>>71092
I'd rather have a wasp gf
33ba36 No.71101
>>71097
>spider girlfriend
aaaaaaaaa not the feels again
61e419 No.71122
>>71071
we had one at school as a prop for drama, I could spincock it like the terminator,