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7d8e37 (93)  No.62637[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

7d8e37 (93)  No.62640>>62641 >>62643 >>62655

>>62636

>Just walked the dogger. It's really nice out, go for a walk if you haven't already.

Had a jog this morning. Trying to do it every day but it's hard to get out of bed some mornings tbh.

What dogger do you have, lad?

>Not wanting to be an alien in your own homeland isn't social justice, it's just normal.

Yeah it's weird of him to try and attach that label to a nationalist. Then again he does call Hitler a SJW as well.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62641

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99bbd1 (14)  No.62643>>62644

>>62640

Trying to destroy communities and wipe people out is an actual social injustice, tbf.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62644>>62654

>>62643

What are you talking about, lad?


7d8e37 (93)  No.62645>>62905

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If people don't see it in the OP

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dd9611 (38)  No.62647

JUST friday seems fun lad, I'll add a bunch of fraiser emotes


7d8e37 (93)  No.62648>>62653

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Hungary and Slovakia take EU refugee quota scheme to court

>Budapest has urged a new EU-wide mechanism to deport migrants, saying that deportation is "mostly not possible" in current conditions. Hungary and Slovakia filed a joint case against the EU's refugee distribution scheme.

>Representatives of the two nations addressed the European Court of Justice (ECJ) on Wednesday in a bid to dispute the EU's decision to distribute migrants throughout the bloc on a quota basis. Faced with hundreds of thousands of migrants sailing to Italian and Greek shores, the EU Council decided to lighten the load by distributing newcomers among the remaining members states. However, Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, and the Czech Republic all voted against the move.

>Bratislava and Budapest decided to take the decision to court, disputing its legal basis.

>"We have complied a ten-point list of reasons we believe this decision to be illegal," Hungary's Justice Minister Laszlo Trocsanyi told German daily "Welt." The decision to assign quotas also sends the wrong signal to potential migrants, the minister said.

>This message is "Go ahead and come to Europe, we will handle the distribution," according to Trocsanyi. "Secondly, it's not effective. These people want to go to very specific countries, not countries like Romania, Bulgaria, or Hungary. Those who were sent to Latvia were back in Germany in just two days."

>"Thirdly, it's an issue of sovereignty," he added.

http://www.dw.com/en/hungary-and-slovakia-take-eu-refugee-quota-scheme-to-court/a-38781422#nomobile

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043ddd (2)  No.62649>>62650 >>62651

>tfw a 16 year old roadman offers me a gun at college

Nice try GCHQ


7d8e37 (93)  No.62650>>62652

>>62649

WEW. It's as if they have found you saying naughty things on the internet and want to eliminate you, lad


dd9611 (38)  No.62651>>62652

>>62649

freaky


043ddd (2)  No.62652>>62656

>>62650

>>62651

It's ok lads, I calmly turned down his offer saying I need money for car insurance. Checkmate GCHQ, you can't entrap me because I can't afford it.


7ebd19 (44)  No.62653>>62656

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>>62648

>to dispute the EU's decision to distribute migrants throughout the bloc on a quota basis

I still don't see how this is even supposed to work. Can't refugees can go whereever they like? Won't they just go to where the gibs are best?


99bbd1 (14)  No.62654>>62656

>>62644

It's social (breaking down communities), and it's an injustice. Nothing wrong with being a "social justice warrior", if you're dealing with an actual social injustice, as opposed to fighting for the right to identify as a stapler, or whatever the fuck.


7ebd19 (44)  No.62655>>62656

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>>62640

>What dogger do you have, lad?

A lanky, hairy shit.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62656>>62657

>>62652

Top kek. He'll come back later, lad

>>62653

That's one of their arguments as well. Migrants don't want to go to those countries anyway.

>tfw stopping the gibs is the humane thing to do

>>62654

True, lad. I just wasn't sure what you meant. Not sure if false flagging was the best way to go about it though

>>62655

Looks like a breed that would need a lot of exercise.

>tfw visiting my the people who sold my brother his dog and we find out the dog my brother has is fat and lazy and can't compete at all with the dog they have


6837fa (61)  No.62657>>62658

>>62656

Well if it's a good gun, I might change my mind and alert the police of illegal shenanigans in my area like a good citizen

>>62656

Like owner like dog tbh


7d8e37 (93)  No.62658>>62659

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>>62657

>Well if it's a good gun

What gun was it?

>and alert the police of illegal shenanigans in my area like a good citizen

Good lad

>Like owner like dog tbh

Yeah. The dog got really stressed because it didn't get enough mental and physical exercise so it would sit breathing really loudly all day and not being able to relax properly. Noticed this when comparing her to her sister who was really relaxed and silent. Tbh my brother's dog kind of put me off the idea of getting a dog of my own because I didn't want the stress of something like that around all day but if I walk it and play with it like they do with its sister it could possibly be way more comfortable to be around it.


6837fa (61)  No.62659>>62660

>>62658

No idea, probably something shit tho.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62660

>>62659

Oh, I thought you knew since you said it was a good gun. Guess that was just part of the joke :^)

…or was it a joke…


960080 (11)  No.62661>>62662 >>62682

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I think this whole "22st is GCHQ" memi was invented by spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) from /brit/ to kill off /newbrit/ threads, leaving them as the only viable contender.

What do you think?


7d8e37 (93)  No.62662>>62663 >>62665

>>62661

I think it was a joke that some people took seriously.


960080 (11)  No.62663>>62664

>>62662

Y-you're not really accessing our IPs and harddrives via cytube are you?


7d8e37 (93)  No.62664

>>62663

No, but I am sure a hacker could :^)

ALWAYS. USE. VPN


71dc9e (87)  No.62665>>62667 >>62671

>>62662

yeah we all know that the only government spy here is neo


6837fa (61)  No.62666>>62671

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More gun Jesus in the UK.


dd9611 (38)  No.62667>>62669

>>62665

no bully


960080 (11)  No.62668

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FRESH WEWS


71dc9e (87)  No.62669>>62672

>>62667

>tries to turn us all into lasses so that we're weak and passive

DON'T TRUST HER


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62670>>62671

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Is notGCHQ up to no good again?


7d8e37 (93)  No.62671>>62673

>>62665

*forgives her since she's a lass*

>>62666

Sweet devilish trips, lad. Please give us our guns back

>>62670

Yeah, but I was in on it as a joke. I deleted that post for comedic effect tbh


dd9611 (38)  No.62672

>>62669

but it's fun…


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62673>>62674 >>62675 >>62684

>>62671

Sure alright. People shouldn't take these things too seriously tbh

I hope Neo's fine, she seemed rattled. It's just imageboards anyway

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6837fa (61)  No.62674>>62677

>>62673

>she

CONFIRMED

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7d8e37 (93)  No.62675

>>62673

I agree, but she said that wasn't really it. I won't speak for her though but I hope she's okay too of course.


202113 (69)  No.62676>>62680

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99bbd1 (14)  No.62679


7d8e37 (93)  No.62680

>>62676

Looking good, lass


71dc9e (87)  No.62681

wait what happened to neo


7ebd19 (44)  No.62682>>62686 >>62689

>>62661

Not sure why they'd want our shitposting to move back to /brit/ though.


202113 (69)  No.62683>>62685 >>62691

>>62607

Neo, just tell binposter you don't actually hate him. No one here has an issue with you (except imperiumposter and waifuposter but that didn't bother you in the past).

Also if you're a grill (not only binposter's been thinking that) it won't affect how anyone views you here would it?

saw you on /brit/ tbh so I know you see this


960080 (11)  No.62684>>62689

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>>62673

>I hope Neo's fine, he seemed rattled

>he

You've not kept up to speed lad.

We figured out that Neo is actually a real girl.

She pretends to be a trap to keep the thirsty betas away.


71dc9e (87)  No.62685>>62688

>>62683

lad you know I don't actually dislike neo


960080 (11)  No.62686

>>62682

They are petty, power mad, and deranged.

They just want control.


6837fa (61)  No.62687

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I just want my comfy board


202113 (69)  No.62688

>>62685

no i don't i though you loathed her/him/it

glad you don't i don't like conflicts


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62689

>>62682

Anyone who isn't a newfag or mod probably wants us back. But this is admittedly a small number

>>62684

Doubt Neo's a girl tbh. Trap maybe but not a girl. Pics look too boyish.

But if 'she' is pretending to be a trap then good plan tbh


7d8e37 (93)  No.62690>>62703

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Where’s My Immigration Prediction Model

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/160447583616/wheres-my-immigration-prediction-model

Can somebody try deciphering this? Not entirely sure what point he's making.


960080 (11)  No.62691>>62692

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>>62683

>Neo, just tell binposter you don't actually hate him.

She said I was cute, then the next day she started hating me.

If that doesn't prove she's a real girl, nothing does.


202113 (69)  No.62692>>62693

>>62691

where did you get the impression that xey hates you


960080 (11)  No.62693>>62694

>>62692

Angry comments and then the silent treatment.


202113 (69)  No.62694>>62701

>>62693

i do that all the time

and i dont hate you

this isnt proof but know she possibly thinks you hate her as well and went away. thats not nice.


dd9611 (38)  No.62695>>62696 >>62697 >>62698 >>62699 >>62707

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7d8e37 (93)  No.62696

>>62695

Why isn't Le Pen crying?


6837fa (61)  No.62697

>>62695

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62698

>>62695

>yanks


99bbd1 (14)  No.62699>>62700

>>62695

Frauke's a qt. I should probably start paying attention to non-anglosphere politics too. It just doesn't seem important if they aren't speaking English, you know?


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62700>>62702

>>62699

Yeah you should tbh

Petry is stepping down though, and Hoecke has gone so I hope AfD can find someone good.


960080 (11)  No.62701>>62713

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>>62694

I don't hate her. I've never said anything mean to her, or anyone else here.

I don't hate anyone.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62702>>62705

>>62700

>Petry is stepping down though, and Hoecke has gone

but why


7ebd19 (44)  No.62703>>62708

>>62690

Looks like he's saying that centrists can't make a rational point about how good or bad mass immigration is if they don't have a valid mathematical model for the effects of immigration on the population.

>The next muslim country to have a nuclear arsenal will be France

Not if they hand it over the European Commission first.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62704>>62706 >>62709 >>62711

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Fresh Garrison. Could make for a good edit top kek


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62705>>62708

>>62702

Personal reasons iirc, she's pregnant too. Plus she's a moderate and most of the AfD want to stay further right.


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62706

>>62704

>yids got to it

Lad post the original


960080 (11)  No.62707

>>62695

I don't think the other two will succeed either.

The establishment are going to do everything everything they can to suppress the populist uprising this year. I suspect it's going to be a year of disappointment as far as electoral politics goes.

But the establishment will begin to lose credibility in the public's eyes from 2018-2019 onwards, that's when things will really start to hot up I think. Going to be a rough ride.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62708>>62710

>>62703

>Looks like he's saying that centrists can't make a rational point about how good or bad mass immigration is if they don't have a valid mathematical model for the effects of immigration on the population.

Yeah that's what he's literally saying. Was just curious if I was missing some kind of persuasion.

>>62705

but it just seems like weird timing. Why is Hoecke gone? Guess I haven't been following at all.


202113 (69)  No.62709>>62712

>>62704

comey got fired haha thot

#political commentary


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62710

>>62708

>Why is Hoecke gone?

He took issue with the Holocaust memorial

He got expelled as a result

Guess he just couldn't hide his powerlevel smh


960080 (11)  No.62711

>>62704

Trump isn't really the heroic figure we thought he was though. I can't get enthused about him any more.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62712>>62716

>>62709

Draw some political cartoons for us so we can follow the German election, lass


202113 (69)  No.62713>>62714 >>62716

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>>62701

I'm fairly sure Neo doesn't hate you either. Ask her yourself when she comes back. If it's that important.

i intended to not get involved in this and now look at me


960080 (11)  No.62714>>62718

>>62713

>i intended to not get involved in this and now look at me

I can't believe this is even going on, tbh. I have no bad feelings towards her whatsoever.

I'm going to go outside for a bit. It's a nice day out there.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62715

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Oy vey don't applaud that


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62716

>>62712

Not much to know about the jerry election tbh, Merkel win win, AfD will win seats but not that many, and Schulz will come second. Then you have Die Linke and Die Gruenen who are just there.

>>62713

>filename

kek

It's all a big fuss over nothing, I'm sure all is well.

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7d8e37 (93)  No.62717>>62719 >>62722 >>62729

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202113 (69)  No.62718

>>62714

today is good weather here as well, only day in week

but i already was outside

i'm now the same i was before it doesn't help

have fun


6837fa (61)  No.62719>>62720

>>62717

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE FAT WOMEN ARRRRRRRRGH I WANT TO ROLL HER DOWN A HILL


7d8e37 (93)  No.62720>>62723

>>62719

even if she lost weight she'd have her tits hanging to her knees. We should do the merciful thing and roll her down a hill tbh


7d8e37 (93)  No.62721

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*teaches you how to fight with outdated weaponry*


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62722>>62723 >>62725

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6837fa (61)  No.62723

>>62722

KILL FAT WOMEN

>>62720

IT'S TIME TO ROLL THE CHEEEEEEEEEEESE


71dc9e (87)  No.62724

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tbh lads


7d8e37 (93)  No.62725>>62726 >>62727 >>62731

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>>62722

Spoilered pic because it's disgusting.

That pic's really infuriating. Everyone fucking knows she's full of bullshit but we're too pathetic to say anything. Also pic related is getting a surgery to reduce his stomach now because just eating less and moving more was too hard. It sounds disgusting, cutting out a part of your tummy to lost weight.


99bbd1 (14)  No.62726>>62730

>>62725

I don't know how you can even get that fat. You'd think that by the time you were at a fifth of that you'd think "hey, maybe I should so something about this". I'm a chubby fucker, but that's just absurd.


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62727>>62728 >>62730 >>62732

Time to go lads

>>62725

Disgusting

You don't even need to exercise if you absolutely don't want to (though you certainly should). You just need to stop eating so fucking much.


6837fa (61)  No.62728

>>62727

see you lad


7ebd19 (44)  No.62729>>62730

>>62717

wtf I love racism now


7d8e37 (93)  No.62730

>>62727

Later, lad

>You don't even need to exercise if you absolutely don't want to (though you certainly should). You just need to stop eating so fucking much.

True. He needs both. He keeps saying his body is already fucked.

>>62726

I did get pretty fat but nowhere near there. It just happens at such a slow pace you don't notice it I guess. At least not the change. It's not hard to eat that many calories. I guess it depends on the person though as my brother has the opposite problem where he struggles to eat enough

>>62729

>it's a misandry and racism is fine as long as it's against white men episode


7ebd19 (44)  No.62731>>62733 >>62734 >>62737

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>>62725

>when even St22 is disgusted by your obesity


202113 (69)  No.62732>>62735

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fresh Tyler

>>62727

bye bye


71dc9e (87)  No.62733

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>>62731

i wonder what those fat lasses think of smoking


7d8e37 (93)  No.62734>>62741

>>62731

should be an obligation in a socialistic state tbh. I bet she isn't really a libertarian on a lot of other issues.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62735>>62736 >>62739 >>62745 >>62782

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>>62732

Wew he even kind of sounds like Sammy with that voice

FRESH SAMMY FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT

H-HE'S FINE I SWEAR. HE'S NOT STANDING CLOSE TO THE EDGE AT ALL


202113 (69)  No.62736

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>>62735

I know it's like poetry. uploaded on the same day

speaking of

FRESH ALIEN LIBERTARIAN

with a surprise inside. me laugh for a minute or two


99bbd1 (14)  No.62737

>>62731

Just walk an hour a day. Do ten push ups. It's not hard.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62738>>62747 >>62750 >>62751 >>62754

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71dc9e (87)  No.62739>>62742 >>62744 >>62748

>>62735

is he ok


dd9611 (38)  No.62740

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lmao!


7ebd19 (44)  No.62741

>>62734

tbh. If you're a nation, if you all depend on each other, then keeping yourself healthy is the least of your moral obligations. Good thing we now have based individualism so we have no duties towards anybody except for towards refugees of course.


dd9611 (38)  No.62742

>>62739

see he's living out of his car ironically!


bb7589 (33)  No.62743>>62744

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Afternoon laddos.

I hope everyone is well.

>tfw there is a new qt working at the post office.


202113 (69)  No.62744>>62749

>>62739

course he is. he's making fun of what people said is going on with him.

>>62743

hold on I will deliver in a sec


bb7589 (33)  No.62745>>62756

>>62735

Wew, at last.

Will this make me sad?


6837fa (61)  No.62746

>Tfw want to play STALKER

>load it up

>remember I managed to kill a Spetsnaz soldier before Agropom

>tfw now I have an AN94 much earlier than I should

>tfw the game is on easy mode thanks to the super accurate 2 round burst.

fuck


99bbd1 (14)  No.62747

>>62738

What's this game, exactly?


7d8e37 (93)  No.62748

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>>62739

Yeah, he's fine, really.


bb7589 (33)  No.62749>>62752

>>62744

>hold on I will deliver in a sec

deliver what, lass?


202113 (69)  No.62750

>>62738

heard about it on russian tv


bb7589 (33)  No.62751>>62755

>>62738

I still haven’t seen any actual proof the game exists.


202113 (69)  No.62752>>62753

>>62749

some eugene glitches i made


bb7589 (33)  No.62753>>62807

>>62752

ooooooo nice.


71dc9e (87)  No.62754>>62760

>>62738

Anyone stupid enough to do it genuinely does deserve death tbh


99bbd1 (14)  No.62755>>62757 >>62758 >>62760

>>62751

Sounds like something /x/ would come up with. People kill animals, self harm, and commit suicide just because someone on the inernet told them to? I don't get it. Is this a real article?


7d8e37 (93)  No.62756>>62760

>>62745

>Will this make me sad?

It's a post World Peace video, lad…


71dc9e (87)  No.62757

>>62755

>he's never done a tell me what I should cut into me thread on /b/

smh tbh lad


202113 (69)  No.62758

>>62755

idk could be hoax and mass hysteria but the parents of the children dying were real. no idea how they knew about the game inself then. wait i could read something up on russian articles if you want.


6837fa (61)  No.62759

It's such a beautiful day I wish I had my license so I could drive ;~;


bb7589 (33)  No.62760>>62761 >>62762 >>62763

>>62754

>>62755

The badlad in the article has been charged with operating groups that encouraged suicide but not a specific “Blue Whale game”.

There is no evidence at all that it exists, no screen shots, no archived pages, nothing. It appears to be viral hysteria, although similar groups encouraging people to top themselves do probably exist

>>62756

*watches it*

The book money and $1600 has to be enough to survive on. He is rusing, has to be.


bb7589 (33)  No.62761

>>62760

$1600 a month*


7ebd19 (44)  No.62762>>62764 >>62767

File (hide): e674fd6eca56f58⋯.jpg (606.42 KB, 1893x2150, 1893:2150, World War One.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62760

You mean, fake news?


7d8e37 (93)  No.62763>>62764

>>62760

> He is rusing, has to be.

He is rusing, but he's using that to hide behind, lad


bb7589 (33)  No.62764>>62765 >>62767

>>62762

If Britain has always been African then what am I? Am I an Atlantian?

>>62763

He shouldn’t let the fact a poisonous system rejected him destroy him. People pay him a half decent wage to make almost no content per month. He could crowd fund anything he wants to do.


99bbd1 (14)  No.62765>>62766 >>62768

>>62764

White people don't actually exist.


bb7589 (33)  No.62766

File (hide): fb9b75684810c86⋯.jpg (440.01 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, PTVWHsoon.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62765

>White people don't actually exist.

Well that activates the ol’ almonds.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62767>>62769

>>62764

>He shouldn’t let the fact a poisonous system rejected him destroy him. People pay him a half decent wage to make almost no content per month. He could crowd fund anything he wants to do.

I agree tbh. His videos are so enjoyable for me. You don't need to be rich to make decent sketches or just videos.

>>62762

That pic.


71dc9e (87)  No.62768

>>62765

"there are no white people, only anglos, chinkies and the subhumans" - Jesus Christ


bb7589 (33)  No.62769>>62770

>>62767

I almost prefer his HydeWars videos to MDE stuff and I really love BombStrap videos, Charls has a very beautiful mind.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62770

>>62769

HydeWars gets boring tbh. I like them but they do not have variety unlike his old videos


7d8e37 (93)  No.62771

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love this video


bb7589 (33)  No.62772>>62773 >>62776

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I think this is my favourite video by Charls. It really captures being at peace with loneliness and isolation.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62773

>>62772

Charls doesn't do enough for me on his own tbh


dd9611 (38)  No.62774>>62775 >>62779

File (hide): e138c8b99548db6⋯.png (16.13 KB, 360x71, 360:71, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


7d8e37 (93)  No.62775>>62778 >>62779

File (hide): 3778a69041d850b⋯.jpg (64.73 KB, 813x616, 813:616, 1491585816825.jpg) (h) (u)


71dc9e (87)  No.62776>>62779

>>62772

i find those bombstrap videos too depressing to watch tbh


7d8e37 (93)  No.62777

File (hide): 868abbd75c50e05⋯.png (930.89 KB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


dd9611 (38)  No.62778

File (hide): 3d866cd54dcddbf⋯.jpg (76.54 KB, 902x500, 451:250, argument.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62775

BASED


bb7589 (33)  No.62779>>62781

>>62774

So I guess Moly now verifiably browses /pol/.

>>62775

Could happen, he will have to leave Canada though.

>>62776

Why? Is anymore lost that most of us? Or is that why they make you sad, lad?


92aedf (29)  No.62780

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


bb7589 (33)  No.62781

>>62779

Is he*


68865f (40)  No.62782>>62783 >>62785

File (hide): da6aaa3d6723465⋯.jpg (229.04 KB, 850x1491, 850:1491, 1489284726429.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62735

>investing in a vintage pacman arcade cabinet

Sam has a real talent for highlighting bizarre mentalities that I've witnessed in my own life but never really stopped to think about before.


71dc9e (87)  No.62783>>62787

>>62782

glad you're back lass


7d8e37 (93)  No.62784>>62786 >>62816

File (hide): fe8efc0b29e3cc9⋯.png (587.66 KB, 608x620, 152:155, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Old but I didn't see it tbh


202113 (69)  No.62785>>62787

File (hide): ee5ad214c12a8cc⋯.jpg (201.59 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1464031649768.jpg) (h) (u)


9e4f6c (69)  No.62786

File (hide): 1da84f63203adfe⋯.jpg (63.1 KB, 594x777, 198:259, MAINSTREAM METEOR.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62784

To defeat the meteor

we must become the meteor


68865f (40)  No.62787>>62789 >>62790 >>62792 >>62805

File (hide): 6ae1ba8a8f644a6⋯.jpg (394.31 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 1487648505881.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62783

Thanks lad, I can't really stay away from you all.

>>62785

Hullo lass. I like these German boats.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62788


7d8e37 (93)  No.62789>>62790 >>62798

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

7d8e37 (93)  No.62790>>62791 >>62798

File (hide): 9a8febe718a5825⋯.png (9.83 MB, 4098x2878, 2049:1439, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>62789

>>62787

What about based Imperium boats?


71dc9e (87)  No.62791>>62794 >>62803

>>62790

>anime

bit gay lad


202113 (69)  No.62792>>62798

>>62787

why would you want to stay away lass

i do that too but i wanna hear frm you


7d8e37 (93)  No.62793>>62818

File (hide): 5162b380ffbb92c⋯.png (3 MB, 4177x2026, 4177:2026, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>be biggest battleship the world has ever seen

>get sunk before seeing action

>still a nationalistic icon of Japan


7d8e37 (93)  No.62794>>62797

File (hide): de2c0e8604a83fb⋯.png (2.55 MB, 1840x2000, 23:25, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>62791

*teleports behind you*


bb7589 (33)  No.62795

File (hide): 95acab2cc4ca165⋯.jpg (12.85 KB, 251x242, 251:242, iptbh.jpg) (h) (u)

It's to hot tbh.


202113 (69)  No.62796>>62801 >>62808 >>62876

Thousands of bodies have been recovered from a mass grave buried beneath the grounds of a former mental asylum in Mississippi.

http://yournewswire.com/dead-bodies-mass-grave-mental-asylum/

>The bodies are thought to be the result of a decades-long torture program in which the failed institution inflicted cruel and unusual punishments on citizens declared mentally unfit for society -- including people who suffered from depression, those who read books, those considered “lazy”, those who “over studied religion”, and those who held political views.

>These asylums were places in which abuse and death were frequent. While the rich could afford to go to fancy private establishments in the 19th and early-20th centuries, the poor were herded into these asylums with horrifying conditions.

>Holtzman notes, private asylums contrasted sharply with conditions in the late 19th-century public institutions. Patients at public hospitals were usually involuntarily committed, and they typically displayed violent or suicidal behavior before their hospitalization. The public hospitals were overcrowded and dirty, with bars on the windows. The staff was poorly paid and frequently treated patients harshly.

>This harsh treatment, we are now finding out, was also deadly on a massive scale.


71dc9e (87)  No.62797

>>62794

lad no


68865f (40)  No.62798>>62807 >>62808

File (hide): 80eee36cbba9d62⋯.jpg (217.06 KB, 990x1320, 3:4, 1479447297068.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62789

I love that song too. I didn't get very far when I dabbled with the series so I've only seen the live action film. Seems fun.

>>62790

Imperium boats are good too, pic related.

>>62792

You'll get to hear all about it but it's not something that can be posted in the thread.


92aedf (29)  No.62799>>62800

im itchy all over and my feet are cold and sweaty

are these symptoms of anything


71dc9e (87)  No.62800>>62802

>>62799

too much wanking


bb7589 (33)  No.62801

>>62796

Spoopy but I am a little offended that the article didn't manage to work in something about the Holocaust. I think the author may be an anti-Semite.


92aedf (29)  No.62802

>>62800

but i havent fapped today

stop making things up


7d8e37 (93)  No.62803>>62804

File (hide): 09957690c146c3b⋯.png (26.23 KB, 750x408, 125:68, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>62791

*gives you a peck on the cheek and spares you*

Nothing personnel, lad.


71dc9e (87)  No.62804

File (hide): 4901dcb78efd762⋯.jpg (139.87 KB, 1279x719, 1279:719, 4901dcb78efd762bacb701374c….jpg) (h) (u)


dd9611 (38)  No.62805>>62813

File (hide): 0505e5d1db17b19⋯.jpg (81.98 KB, 737x737, 1:1, neo and me.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62787

hey lass


6837fa (61)  No.62806>>62810 >>62813

File (hide): 51939f2b9edab1a⋯.webm (3.83 MB, 640x480, 4:3, YAMATO DAMASHI.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

I hope we have all had our daily /yamatodamashi/ today


202113 (69)  No.62807>>62809 >>62815

File (hide): 5ea422bd48baec6⋯.jpg (948.58 KB, 1076x1600, 269:400, 208809_eightbit.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 13dcf8985159fb4⋯.jpg (226.16 KB, 438x489, 146:163, article-0-08F060F2000005DC….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): adcf78c6b9aff3d⋯.gif (1.46 MB, 320x357, 320:357, 20170507161601_glitch.gif) (h) (u)

File (hide): d868cb03243f12f⋯.jpg (2.03 MB, 1076x1600, 269:400, 20170507124503_glitch_2017….jpg) (h) (u)

>>62753

here you go lad i have more but im still working kinda regretting i set your hopes up now

>>62798

oh come on no one hates you *gives you a punch to the shoulder*


7d8e37 (93)  No.62808

>>62798

>I love that song too. I didn't get very far when I dabbled with the series so I've only seen the live action film. Seems fun.

Been a while since I've seen it so I don't really remember enough to recommend it.

>>62796

Still waiting for them to find these kinds of graves in Germany tbh


7d8e37 (93)  No.62809>>62811

>>62807

How do you people make these?


dd9611 (38)  No.62810>>62812

>>62806

that's so cool


202113 (69)  No.62811>>62814

File (hide): f7375ad05d8545f⋯.jpg (207.92 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 20170509113645_glitch.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): f30167d2f7698e4⋯.jpg (186 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 20170510094426_glitch.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 63d013d42c21d7a⋯.jpg (1.24 MB, 1076x1600, 269:400, 20170507124503_glitch.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62809

mobile apps lmao


6837fa (61)  No.62812

File (hide): 3d0a9329f528366⋯.png (394.88 KB, 414x501, 138:167, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>62810

>Stand up and dance graciously oh soldier subjected to thy Fate

>No matter if you are hurt and run out of strength

>Burn bright and fall magnificently oh thy life that turned into a star

>Transcend time and let your name be engraved in our hearts JUST FOREVER

TENNO HEIKA BANZAI


68865f (40)  No.62813

File (hide): e9364a12c8d0d78⋯.jpg (487.72 KB, 1239x1148, 177:164, 1490415225083.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62805

Missed you lass.

>>62806

I'm glad they can make shows about the war from their own perspective tbh. Distancing yourself from your country's past always ends badly whether you agree with what they did or not.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62814>>62820

>>62811

WEW

Thought you were actually making everything by hand


bb7589 (33)  No.62815>>62820

>>62807

Thank you for these, lass. I have saved them all. No. 3 is my favourite.


7ebd19 (44)  No.62816>>62817 >>62819

File (hide): c4ab8af5ea3d4f1⋯.jpg (209.92 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, civic man in a good mood.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62784

>the alternative media is all civics and "radical" centrists


71dc9e (87)  No.62817

>>62816

I will never understand this picture of duncan


7ebd19 (44)  No.62818>>62823

>>62793

tbf something doesn't have to be successful to be a symbol of national identity or pride. See Glyndwr or Skanderbeg


7d8e37 (93)  No.62819

File (hide): d5cc383e139c710⋯.jpg (67.79 KB, 471x430, 471:430, 1488910637310.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62816

Stefan is still in his chrysalis. He will be beautiful when he matures. He doesn't even have to shave his head :^)


202113 (69)  No.62820>>62824

File (hide): af8b95f9696d8ea⋯.png (1.6 KB, 20x12, 5:3, eugene3.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): be52cbf1b4d3f1f⋯.png (1.84 KB, 20x16, 5:4, eugene1.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): ea6b27cfc8e91d2⋯.png (1.72 KB, 20x14, 10:7, eugene2.png) (h) (u)

>>62814

well you see i don't just press the "angsty grunge edits" button and get them ready

but yeah based technology

>>62815

i'm glad. might maybe draw her one day. here the flags but idk that's not the final edit, i might make something like 8bit above


71dc9e (87)  No.62821>>62825

>tfw no chinky gf


7d8e37 (93)  No.62822>>62826

File (hide): 32bb2228af2d223⋯.png (373.32 KB, 401x528, 401:528, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>no wheat field planet


7d8e37 (93)  No.62823

>>62818

At least they did something before they failed, lad. I guess you could be proud of having the biggest penis on the ocean though.


bb7589 (33)  No.62824

>>62820

Ah yes, I have been looking forward to the flag. Looks good to me, maybe an 8bit would be neat.


bb7589 (33)  No.62825

>>62821

>tfw no new post office qt gf


71dc9e (87)  No.62826

File (hide): 400f27b1db5ff48⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 60.67 KB, 640x360, 16:9, STOOD IN FIELDS 4.jpg) (h) (u)


202113 (69)  No.62827>>62828 >>62829 >>62830 >>62832 >>62881

File (hide): 5bb9f77caab0de4⋯.jpg (4.07 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20170510_124854.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 800ac3326d37ba6⋯.jpg (4.07 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20170510_124625.jpg) (h) (u)

you can't imagine how disgusting they stink


71dc9e (87)  No.62828

>>62827

rapeseed?


6837fa (61)  No.62829>>62833

>>62827

I drive past a mile of rapeseed on the way to school lass, just wind the windows up


bb7589 (33)  No.62830>>62833

>>62827

What does it smell like? They don't grow it near me. Mostly wheat in these parts.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62831>>62835

File (hide): 63b87ea8c8d1576⋯.png (628.75 KB, 747x883, 747:883, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>rapefugee doesn't get enough gibs from state

>climbs on a hotel roof

>starts throwing rooftiles on pedestrians

>kills himself

https://a.uguu.se/l6K0DFlETQb4.mp4


68865f (40)  No.62832

>>62827

I can, they grow it for miles around my village in all directions. I have to walk through it every time I go on a walk.


202113 (69)  No.62833>>62836

>>62829

but why do they stink that bad? fuckers are on my way to school as well hate them

>>62830

honey


9e4f6c (69)  No.62834

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn take her back to your lair and cum inside her


bb7589 (33)  No.62835

>>62831

ffs who will pay for the repairs? Also, I hope they don't throw proper funerals for these wretches.


6837fa (61)  No.62836>>62838 >>62839 >>62840 >>62841 >>62843 >>62881

>tfw you open the fridge to get the jug for the table and a full carton of soy milk falls out and lands on your big toe

fuck

>>62833

I'm not sure lass, but the stench is really strong, I'd hate to grow them for a living.


92aedf (29)  No.62837

File (hide): d03205fb063daf6⋯.jpg (170.69 KB, 1256x708, 314:177, 11.jpg) (h) (u)


bb7589 (33)  No.62838>>62842

>>62836

>soy milk

Lad?


9e4f6c (69)  No.62839>>62842

>>62836

>soy milk

retard


71dc9e (87)  No.62840>>62842

>>62836

>soy

no wonder your legs are so feminine


202113 (69)  No.62841>>62842

>>62836

oh jesus. also why the heck do you drink soy that shit has estrogen and other harmful shit


6837fa (61)  No.62842>>62848

>>62841

>>62840

>>62839

>>62838

It's not mine it's my Mum's smh I only drink full milk.


68865f (40)  No.62843>>62844 >>62845

>>62836

>soy milk

L-lass.


6837fa (61)  No.62844>>62851 >>62853

>>62843

IT'S NOT MINE


71dc9e (87)  No.62845>>62851

>>62843

you've gone too far this time neo


bb7589 (33)  No.62846

Gold Top > Full Fat > Semi > 1% > Rice "milk" > Almond "milk" > Petrol > Soy


92aedf (29)  No.62847>>62851 >>62855 >>62919

tea is fucking horrible tbh


9e4f6c (69)  No.62848>>62849 >>62850

>>62842

is your mum fit?


6837fa (61)  No.62849>>62854

>>62848

She's my mum fuck off


71dc9e (87)  No.62850>>62852

>>62848

she's on soy so she's probably got no chin


68865f (40)  No.62851>>62858

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nige is on his way.

>>62844

>>62845

Sorry lads, I couldn't resist.

>>62847

Tea-drinking Europeans are superior tbh.


92aedf (29)  No.62852>>62856 >>62861

>>62850

>no chin

whats wrong with that? are you bullying my jennay?


7d8e37 (93)  No.62853>>62856

File (hide): 22a0b4ebd0eeb78⋯.jpg (211.25 KB, 580x600, 29:30, 13976525.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62844

>IT'S NOT MINE

Tell me the truth on Discord, lass


9e4f6c (69)  No.62854>>62856

>>62849

*cucks you*


202113 (69)  No.62855>>62857 >>62858

>>62847

no tbh


6837fa (61)  No.62856>>62859

>>62852

STOP POSTING YOUR FUCKING NERD MUNTER

>>62853

It's not mine. It was clearly given sentience by the globalists to attack me

>>62854

how does fucking my mum cuck me? Don't you mean cucking my dad?


9e4f6c (69)  No.62857>>62863

>>62855

YES tbh

*hits you*

know your place


92aedf (29)  No.62858>>62863 >>62867

>>62851

>>62855

Coffee is superior.


92aedf (29)  No.62859>>62861

File (hide): cb38e99b601e1fe⋯.jpg (396.22 KB, 1642x2048, 821:1024, cb38e99b601e1fef8a546a9e31….jpg) (h) (u)

>>62856

Jenny is a nice girl who is a virgin and is highly redpilled. She is /ourgirl/ and an attack on her is an attack on me and everyone else who loves her.


9e4f6c (69)  No.62860

File (hide): 9638e82c5690a7b⋯.png (365.29 KB, 734x729, 734:729, 9638e82c5690a7bd507be6d509….png) (h) (u)

>caffeine


71dc9e (87)  No.62861>>62866

>>62859

>>62852

lad… she's a munter


bb7589 (33)  No.62862>>62864 >>62883

Lads……

it's to hot


202113 (69)  No.62863>>62865

>>62858

really not lad but ok

>>62857

why do you hit me lad? we're on the same side of the raw meat question.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62864


9e4f6c (69)  No.62865>>62874

File (hide): 33e2e8bcbeb16b5⋯.png (894.99 KB, 919x703, 919:703, ANGRY.png) (h) (u)

>>62863

Because you need to learn your place


92aedf (29)  No.62866


68865f (40)  No.62867>>62868 >>62871

>>62858

Coffee makes me poo all day. I don't have a good time with it.


6837fa (61)  No.62868>>62869

>>62867

Women don't poo. Therefore neo is a man!!!


7d8e37 (93)  No.62869>>62870

>>62868

No, there are just so many lasses here now that she is comfortable sharing it.


6837fa (61)  No.62870

>>62869

women

don't

poo


92aedf (29)  No.62871

>>62867

I only have one a day in the morning. I have always been a slow pooer. Although the past three days I have done big poos. It used to be like once every 3-5 days. Although I have been eating a bit better and going out to walk a bit which probably improved my digestion a bit.


dd9611 (38)  No.62872


6837fa (61)  No.62873

File (hide): 00747fbd1ffbb68⋯.png (588.54 KB, 780x1200, 13:20, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*blocks your path*


202113 (69)  No.62874>>62875

File (hide): 723d9083c0f9362⋯.gif (1.61 MB, 500x295, 100:59, marie gif.gif) (h) (u)

>>62865

and what place is that


9e4f6c (69)  No.62875>>62877 >>62878

File (hide): f6989d9259475f8⋯.webm (1.05 MB, 320x242, 160:121, bowden.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>62874

The kitchen


7ebd19 (44)  No.62876

>>62796

>citizens declared mentally unfit for society,

>those who read books

>those who held political views

wew


202113 (69)  No.62877>>62879

>>62875

you want me to get fat or something?

what's your opinion on Tuna?

also how's the beef jerky going?


6837fa (61)  No.62878>>62879

>>62875

How tall was Bowden?


9e4f6c (69)  No.62879>>62880

>>62877

yes, I like something to grab on to

I eat tuna

and its drying

>>62878

probably a manlet tbh


6837fa (61)  No.62880

File (hide): fcbcabff7490fce⋯.jpg (271.52 KB, 1519x1293, 1519:1293, Bowden-new.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62879

MANLET POWER


7ebd19 (44)  No.62881

>>62827

>>62836

I swear rapeseed doesn't smell of anything. Is this one of those genetic things like coriander?


bb7589 (33)  No.62882

Lads, please don't bully Bowden.


202113 (69)  No.62883>>62884 >>62886


9e4f6c (69)  No.62884>>62887

>>62883

make me something to eat lass


71dc9e (87)  No.62885

File (hide): dbd8dcbc504e250⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 175.28 KB, 1776x1184, 3:2, C9r_zLQV0AAsrVV.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


bb7589 (33)  No.62886>>62887


202113 (69)  No.62887>>62888

File (hide): e0b683fc53241c0⋯.png (209.39 KB, 378x298, 189:149, bruh.PNG) (h) (u)

>>62886

i mean I shouldn't be talking with my poor grammar but you made the mistake a second time i couldn't help

>>62884

what do you want to eat sunshine


9e4f6c (69)  No.62888>>62900

>>62887

you

SUGAR

DO DO DO DO DO DO

AH HONEY HONEY


7d8e37 (93)  No.62889>>62890 >>62892 >>62894 >>62898

File (hide): fae6a09c67d037e⋯.png (123.51 KB, 586x504, 293:252, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Who /superior/ here?


7d8e37 (93)  No.62890


7d8e37 (93)  No.62891

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Just having an argument. Nothing to see here.


dd9611 (38)  No.62892>>62893 >>62895 >>62896

File (hide): 9c37803e6243cf9⋯.png (73.27 KB, 575x343, 575:343, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


7d8e37 (93)  No.62893

File (hide): 28c4c052b662487⋯.png (122.55 KB, 785x757, 785:757, 7nhd3Z5.png) (h) (u)


bb7589 (33)  No.62894

>>62889

>Comes from a people with a racial based caste system

>Attacks European peoples

Odd.


bb7589 (33)  No.62895

>>62892

>Those #'s

What a mess.


6837fa (61)  No.62896

>>62892

well call this projecting your own weaknesses.


9e4f6c (69)  No.62897

File (hide): a039ac7882aabe7⋯.jpg (9 KB, 267x181, 267:181, just do it.jpg) (h) (u)


7ebd19 (44)  No.62898

File (hide): d325466165de1a5⋯.webm (910.76 KB, 960x540, 16:9, the English are considere….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>62889

>you will never be the supreme people


71dc9e (87)  No.62899

>went to get an omega 3 tablet

>instead spent 20 minutes refilling my fountain pens

???????


202113 (69)  No.62900>>62901 >>62902 >>62903 >>62904

File (hide): 16e4e872f0cd7fe⋯.png (586.42 KB, 593x478, 593:478, beachmaster.PNG) (h) (u)

>>62888

wew. You think you can get away with being a bad boy this easily?

*shaves your chest hair*


9e4f6c (69)  No.62901

File (hide): f2ebe4065ff4b92⋯.jpg (27.35 KB, 897x867, 299:289, sweating intensifies.jpg) (h) (u)


6837fa (61)  No.62902

>>62900

What on earth is that image.


71dc9e (87)  No.62903

>>62900

he's hygienic now


7d8e37 (93)  No.62904

File (hide): 7c898ef3619f8eb⋯.png (9.9 KB, 418x408, 209:204, sweaty pepe2.png) (h) (u)

>>62900

Now she's doing it as well


7d8e37 (93)  No.62905>>62906 >>62907

>>62645

>>62645

>>62645

>>62645

>>62645

Remember to suggest and vote. Joke votes are wasted votes.


7ebd19 (44)  No.62906>>62907

>>62905

>Neo's sex tape

wew


68865f (40)  No.62907>>62909 >>62910 >>62915

File (hide): 48e8027afe95b5b⋯.jpg (104.68 KB, 703x1000, 703:1000, 1490229909471.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62905

>>62906

Yeah, I'm afraid I don't have a sex tape yet so the people voting for it are going to be disappointed.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62908>>62915

please make suggestions and make it easier to do Film Friday


9e4f6c (69)  No.62909>>62912

>>62907

Don't worry, we can make it together soon


7d8e37 (93)  No.62910>>62912

>>62907

>yet

Make it moral, lass. Wouldn't show anything immoral on Film Friday.


058173 (15)  No.62911>>62913 >>62914 >>62918

File (hide): 8f6d372e8d92572⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1024x682, 512:341, CIVIC2.png) (h) (u)

*attempts to refrain from shitposting and post on native board*

*fails*

orright lads?

I added a film suggestion tbh


68865f (40)  No.62912

>>62909

Have you already cast an appropriate bull for me lad?

>>62910

Don't worry, I voted for the Mummy. Eight people want my sex tape though, Jesus Christ.


6837fa (61)  No.62913>>62916

>>62911

hullo lad


202113 (69)  No.62914>>62916

>>62911

listen was it you who an Dorseted on a bank clerk or was it vanlad? I don't remember

also hi


7ebd19 (44)  No.62915>>62918 >>62936

File (hide): 3c9260d049e9958⋯.jpg (315.2 KB, 580x563, 580:563, pepe kebab.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62907

A masturbation tape is good too, lass.

>>62908

>poll using FPTP

>not STV

You get what you deserve tbh


058173 (15)  No.62916>>62926

File (hide): f2f6a5b8e2cf6ef⋯.png (159.92 KB, 498x328, 249:164, hullo.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): dfdd37ca03ef796⋯.png (69.01 KB, 259x282, 259:282, alright.png) (h) (u)

>>62913

alright lad

>>62914

I think all three of us have the hots for three different bankesses. Don't think mine is a yid at least


624de9 (11)  No.62917>>62932


7d8e37 (93)  No.62918>>62921 >>62924

>>62915

>You get what you deserve tbh

How should I have done it then? I don't mind joke answers. I just wanted actual suggestions as well.

>>62911

>I added a film suggestion tbh

Goodlad


624de9 (11)  No.62919>>62922

>>62847

Accept it lad. You're a lactose intolerant.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62920>>62923 >>62925

File (hide): 980c8499b6e0b00⋯.png (209.38 KB, 588x582, 98:97, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Who is this mysterious Chet Americanman


bb7589 (33)  No.62921

>>62918

I made a real suggestion tbh.


71dc9e (87)  No.62922>>62925 >>62927 >>62929 >>62930

>>62919

lad tea with milk is vile

black tea is the only way forward


058173 (15)  No.62923

File (hide): 1f8633ac719b2ad⋯.png (763.65 KB, 775x755, 155:151, wickerman.png) (h) (u)

>>62920

>Chet

I would immediately disembowel anyone who said that was their name tbh


7ebd19 (44)  No.62924>>62939

>>62918

Yeah but if we had STV then we could do both joke answers and real answers. Not sure if any online poll thing supports that though.


624de9 (11)  No.62925>>62928

>>62922

What do you know you chink licker? Maybe you should just fuck off to China tbh smh

>>62920

hahaha top memi


9e4f6c (69)  No.62926

>>62916

I have a weird feeling that the bank qt was someone I went to college with briefly and she was a mummy

I don't know because back then I was completely fucked up can't remember anything (faces especially even if I looked at them for a long time)


dd9611 (38)  No.62927

>>62922

I disrespectfully disagree


71dc9e (87)  No.62928>>62931 >>62938

>>62925

>What do you know you chink licker? Maybe you should just fuck off to China tbh smh

bit rude lad

also

>implying chink licking is bad


7ebd19 (44)  No.62929

File (hide): 21b757ebf4ae084⋯.jpg (73.38 KB, 536x590, 268:295, Swarthy Italo-Celtic face.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62922

Stop being galaphobic


202113 (69)  No.62930>>62934 >>62936

File (hide): 8f6a6bf4f1d5c74⋯.jpg (16.05 KB, 236x354, 2:3, bye.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62922

THIS

THIS THIS THIS

seriously I get this is a british board and I'll probably get banned but fuck milk in tea it's perfect just the way it is. never understood milk in tea.


624de9 (11)  No.62931>>62942

>>62928

I hear it gives you hallucinations


7d8e37 (93)  No.62932>>62935

>>62917

What happens to people with Down's syndrome in the Kingdom? Are village idiots tolerated?


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62933>>62943

http://poal.me/kjhc37

Vote Bomber Harris lads


6837fa (61)  No.62934

>>62930

Depends upon what tea tbh lass.


624de9 (11)  No.62935

>>62932

He probably puts them onto his horns kek


68865f (40)  No.62936>>62952

>>62915

B-but I don't masturbate lad.

>>62930

I don't know if it's a good idea to have Yorkshire tea with no milk.


9e4f6c (69)  No.62937

File (hide): 43cc9db0c41c985⋯.jpg (196.09 KB, 960x835, 192:167, mlady.jpg) (h) (u)

I only drink fruit tea. I don't have a worrying lack of energy and try to fix it with stimulants.


058173 (15)  No.62938>>62940

File (hide): f7761227cf53c5c⋯.png (391.32 KB, 777x789, 259:263, ruralljak.png) (h) (u)

Regular pleb tea is ok to drink with milk

If I ever find some of that magical chink tea made with the tears of thrushes and leaves that grow only on the top of Chi Bi I probably wouldn't put milk in it but special teas are expensive and catered toward hipsters

>>62928

it is bad tbh


7d8e37 (93)  No.62939>>62952

>>62924

Poal does allow voting for multiple things I think


dd9611 (38)  No.62940


6837fa (61)  No.62941>>62944 >>62945 >>62949 >>62950 >>62951 >>62954

lads, what's the worst thing you could call an Englishman?


71dc9e (87)  No.62942

>>62931

no, but it's better than opiates


202113 (69)  No.62943>>62948 >>62953 >>62956

>>62933

>voted everything but Harris

ha

sorry lad but I just think the memi is a bit stupid


624de9 (11)  No.62944

>>62941

Chink poster


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62945>>62951

>>62941

A foreigner


99bbd1 (14)  No.62946>>62947

>not drinking Bovril tea


71dc9e (87)  No.62947

>>62946

Bovril and Oxo are top tier hot drinks tbh


624de9 (11)  No.62948

>>62943

>NA flag hates everything British

wow someone call a newspodcast


9e4f6c (69)  No.62949

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

99bbd1 (14)  No.62950

>>62941

European


058173 (15)  No.62951

File (hide): 13964ed145f2414⋯.png (1.82 MB, 4500x4334, 2250:2167, brexitpepe.png) (h) (u)

>>62941

A Scot

>>62945

10/10 tbh


7ebd19 (44)  No.62952>>62979 >>62983

File (hide): 1ba5ff3b2989552⋯.jpg (23.88 KB, 462x462, 1:1, considering doritos.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62939

It's probably the same in the end. Why not do that?

>>62936

How do you cope?


9e4f6c (69)  No.62953>>62955

>>62943

I'm going to give you a thousand bomber raid lass… ooh…


7ebd19 (44)  No.62954>>62957

>>62941

Dutch


624de9 (11)  No.62955

>>62953

BOMBER DORSET DO IT AGAIN!


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62956>>62958

>>62943

That's insubordination smh

*bans you*

nah that's fine but don't let /pol/ overtake us, do it out of loyalty


058173 (15)  No.62957>>62964

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>62954

*steals your entire fleet*

Actually can we watch De Ruyter it is a comfy film with sea battles and republican vs monarchy rioting


202113 (69)  No.62958>>62964

>>62956

I didn't actually vote everything I just voted benis and some /bane/ memis the poal doesn't really concern me


624de9 (11)  No.62959>>62963

Off to bed lads it's late here.

*flies up up and away in my beautiful balloon*


624de9 (11)  No.62960

dubs before bed


624de9 (11)  No.62961

just joking haha


71dc9e (87)  No.62962>>62965 >>62966

drinking mint tea tbh


dd9611 (38)  No.62963>>62987

>>62959

night my liege


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62964

>>62958

ok sure, I don't even know what's it's for tbh

>>62957

Shame it's anti-English


202113 (69)  No.62965>>62967 >>62977

>>62962

they have some sort of estrogen too i believe


dd9611 (38)  No.62966>>62969

>>62962

spearmint?


71dc9e (87)  No.62967>>62970

>>62965

>they have some sort of estrogen too i believe

LAD AAAAAAAH


9e4f6c (69)  No.62968

drinking hot milk with honey tbh


71dc9e (87)  No.62969>>62972

>>62966

yeah lad


7ebd19 (44)  No.62970>>62971

>>62967

Don't worry lad, it just makes you more like an Asian


71dc9e (87)  No.62971

>>62970

Lad no


dd9611 (38)  No.62972>>62973 >>62974 >>62979

File (hide): 8ba6088e75f7302⋯.png (148.11 KB, 342x331, 342:331, eJwNyEEOhCAMAMC_8ABasBbrbw….png) (h) (u)

>>62969

wew yeah that's the trapmode one


202113 (69)  No.62973

File (hide): 88caa05570f938e⋯.jpg (109.07 KB, 603x645, 201:215, 4c0f7a0f1801a89f2dd7bf23f8….jpg) (h) (u)


71dc9e (87)  No.62974>>62980 >>62981

>>62972

fuck off you must be lying


92aedf (29)  No.62975>>62976 >>62978

File (hide): 9ebe59bf7a3bff0⋯.png (1006.27 KB, 845x696, 845:696, jennay.png) (h) (u)


9e4f6c (69)  No.62976

>>62975

FUCK

OFF!


99bbd1 (14)  No.62977

>>62965

What doesn't? They're determined to chemically castrate us one way or another. You can maybe cut out a few sources, but there will be more. They're probably pumping it into the air.


7ebd19 (44)  No.62978

File (hide): 512bb7e4f3dfac9⋯.jpg (53.62 KB, 586x700, 293:350, Poklonskaya 13.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62975

munter tbh


68865f (40)  No.62979>>62981

>>62952

I just never really obsessed about it. I have done it in the past but I haven't done it in ages and it's just not rewarding enough to bother anymore.

>>62972

Is it on the trap diet graph?


202113 (69)  No.62980>>62982

>>62974

http://health.in4mnation.com/foods-boost-estrogen-levels/2/

>Spearmint: The herb is commonly used as a remedy for controlling hirsutism (excess growth of hair in women) through reducing testosterone levels. Spearmint is also known to boost production of estrogen. Take two cups of spearmint tea daily to increase your estrogen levels.


dd9611 (38)  No.62981>>62982 >>62984


71dc9e (87)  No.62982>>62986 >>62998 >>63026

File (hide): bc6208f12adb182⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 24.64 KB, 690x388, 345:194, day of the lords.jpg) (h) (u)


7d8e37 (93)  No.62983

File (hide): d6239149f2ded0e⋯.png (809.66 KB, 599x599, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>62952

>It's probably the same in the end. Why not do that?

I could. Here:

FILM FRIDAY SECOND POLL WITH MULTIPLE VOTES PER VOTER

http://poal.me/3h0814

http://poal.me/3h0814

http://poal.me/3h0814

http://poal.me/3h0814

http://poal.me/3h0814

http://poal.me/3h0814

http://poal.me/3h0814

http://poal.me/3h0814


68865f (40)  No.62984>>62998

>>62981

That's interesting. You should all have a cup.

Can't find my copy of the trap graph now, smh.


71dc9e (87)  No.62985>>62995

never drinking that again


202113 (69)  No.62986>>62988

File (hide): 4dfa922cdd0ef28⋯.jpg (13.26 KB, 426x337, 426:337, ow.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62982

Lad come on I like spearmint tea as well. Don't be bothered by it.


7d8e37 (93)  No.62987

>>62963

That's not him, lad. A King would make his presence known.


71dc9e (87)  No.62988>>62993 >>62995

>>62986

Lad, you don't need to watch your testosterone levels


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62990

File (hide): 2d7a80c7c3f11bf⋯.png (63.8 KB, 470x637, 470:637, based centrist sexiness.png) (h) (u)


5fb7d4 (47)  No.62991>>63009

>>62989

Serious question lad, why do you have that saved?


dd9611 (38)  No.62992

File (hide): ea27acd3710adc6⋯.png (38.33 KB, 522x385, 522:385, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

wew


bb7589 (33)  No.62993>>62996 >>63000

File (hide): b37d84e8da93a81⋯.jpg (61.78 KB, 600x600, 1:1, mille 3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>62988

Lad, just counteract it with a drop of SMV


68865f (40)  No.62994>>63009 >>63022

>>62989

Thanks lad, it's brave of you to share that for me.


202113 (69)  No.62995>>63000

>>62985

It literally does nothing I've been drinking it for ages and nothing happened to me.

>>62988

And why do you? Don't let some imageboard memis influence the way you think ffs.


9e4f6c (69)  No.62996>>62999

>>62993

I want to cum inside her


71dc9e (87)  No.62997>>63005

>>62989

so what you are saying is that I need to do the polar opposite of what the graph says


dd9611 (38)  No.62998>>63000

>>62982

have you been drinking it a lot lad?

>>62984

If you're offering, lass..


bb7589 (33)  No.62999>>63002 >>63012

File (hide): b04887f10bccf18⋯.jpg (122.47 KB, 648x1024, 81:128, millie 2.jpg) (h) (u)


71dc9e (87)  No.63000>>63004 >>63008 >>63010

>>62993

What?

>>62998

no, not really.

>>62995

I don't think you'll understand


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63001>>63009

File (hide): 8ccc9b7b88eb243⋯.png (1.1 MB, 680x1022, 340:511, money.png) (h) (u)

Why are we doing this poal now?


9e4f6c (69)  No.63002

File (hide): 8179a9c950e8837⋯.jpg (9.63 KB, 480x360, 4:3, uhhhhhhh.jpg) (h) (u)


202113 (69)  No.63003>>63007

>the deal

oh yeah that's what it's called been looking for it for ages. probably won't like it, I don't like blasphemy. is it good?


dd9611 (38)  No.63004>>63006

>>63000

I'm sure you'll be fine, checked


8a32d2 (27)  No.63005>>63009

>>62989

I'm disturbed people are making and sharing info-graphics like this.

>>62997

Sounds like a plan. Someone should make the opposite info-graphic as a counter measure to this one.


71dc9e (87)  No.63006

>>63004

I don't want to take any chances


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63007

>>63003

It's very good imo, I liked it even before the based centrism memi. It's not too long either (it's less than 90 mins) so the politics isn't boring.


202113 (69)  No.63008>>63011

>>63000

you're pretty obsessed

anyway it was kinda funny to ruin spearmint tea for you but I still feel bad


7d8e37 (93)  No.63009>>63014 >>63016 >>63021

>>62991

In case somebody need it.

>>62994

No problem, lass. I hope I didn't get banned

>>63001

What do you mean?

>>63005

>I'm disturbed people are making and sharing info-graphics like this.

It's all ironic, lad. We're all straight and hate homos here.


bb7589 (33)  No.63010>>63018

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>63000

>What?


71dc9e (87)  No.63011>>63029

>>63008

>you're pretty obsessed

????


7ebd19 (44)  No.63012>>63020

>>62999

Is her nose broken? smh I wish men wouldn't keep battering ladies


71dc9e (87)  No.63013>>63020

has anyone ever actually bought something from infowars


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63014>>63017

>>63009

Delet it lad

>What do you mean?

It's not till Friday, just seems a bit soon.


92aedf (29)  No.63015

File (hide): f9e87d1faea0411⋯.png (604.17 KB, 623x531, 623:531, 364634634.png) (h) (u)

shes so cute


99bbd1 (14)  No.63016

>>63009

I don't hate them tbh. I just don't think they should be encouraged.


7d8e37 (93)  No.63017>>63023

>>63014

It takes time to download and encode films, lad. It's so we don't get so stressed and so we can watch the film on time.


7ebd19 (44)  No.63018>>63019

File (hide): 92160cde29247a5⋯.jpg (24.16 KB, 640x480, 4:3, dendy.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63010

>one of the suggestions is Alex Jones on the Daily Politics

>Alex Jones in the same room as Andrew Neil

How have I never seen this before?


71dc9e (87)  No.63019>>63044

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

bb7589 (33)  No.63020

>>63013

I have actually just ordered some of their KnockOut sleep aid.

>>63012

Smh


8a32d2 (27)  No.63021

>>63009

>We're all straight and hate homos here.

Y-yeah me too.


7d8e37 (93)  No.63022>>63025 >>63028 >>63032 >>63049 >>63191

File (hide): a0386c833524567⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.06 MB, 2009x2072, 287:296, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>62994

apparently this one is more up to date


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63023>>63024

>>63017

Fair enough lad

I already have The Deal on webm btw but the youtibe video would be better

Not that were watching it smh


7d8e37 (93)  No.63024>>63027

>>63023

Oh if you have it that's fine. You just have to be there when we watch it, if it wins


8a32d2 (27)  No.63025>>63031

>>63022

There really ought to be one of these to help guys achieve a manly aesthetic.


6837fa (61)  No.63026>>63030

>>62982

AND YOU CALLED ME A LASS


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63027>>63031

>>63024

Seems like They Live has won


6837fa (61)  No.63028>>63033 >>63034

>>63022

why do you have this?


202113 (69)  No.63029>>63038

>>63011

with making yourself as manly as possible. are you really that feminine? You shouldn't fucking wreck your brain over this.


71dc9e (87)  No.63030>>63035 >>63039

>>63026

you knew the dangers of soy milk, I didn't know about mint tea


7d8e37 (93)  No.63031>>63036 >>63037

>>63025

There definitely is, lad. Just ask /fit/

>>63027

We can watch more than one film, lad


dd9611 (38)  No.63032

>>63022

wtf lad!


7d8e37 (93)  No.63033>>63039

>>63028

In case people want it.


8a32d2 (27)  No.63034

>>63028

a very good question…


202113 (69)  No.63035>>63042

>>63030

I rused you lad it's actually all bollocks


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63036>>63040

>>63031

That's true but wouldn't the Mummy or whatever finishes 2nd come after?


8a32d2 (27)  No.63037>>63040

>>63031

>Just ask /fit/

I think that all of /fit/ is basically an info-graphic for manlyness.

You couldn't fit it all in one image.


71dc9e (87)  No.63038>>63045

>>63029

I'm not feminine, but I don't want to become feminine


6837fa (61)  No.63039>>63041

>>63033

smh

>>63030

I never drank soy tho


7d8e37 (93)  No.63040>>63043 >>63046

>>63036

Maybe. We'll see. Can always add it again next week.

>>63037

You can have one for food, one for lifting etc.


202113 (69)  No.63041

>>63039

>I never drank soy tho

yeah it's pretty ironic

who's the lass now


71dc9e (87)  No.63042>>63045


8a32d2 (27)  No.63043>>63048

File (hide): 904943dd8354953⋯.png (145.33 KB, 267x303, 89:101, Reesemogg01.png) (h) (u)

>>63040

>You can have one for food, one for lifting etc.

Do you have any of those saved?

If not, why do you have the trap ones saved?


7ebd19 (44)  No.63044

>>63019

This is brilliant


202113 (69)  No.63045

>>63042

for fun :^)

>>63038

well then you won't just relax. You just seem very attacked overall when we discuss this. I mean I hate the gayposting too but spearmint tea is hardly gay.


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63046>>63047 >>63048

>>63040

The only one of my films to have won wasn't even a film smh

*sets up own cytube in protest*

*realise I can't get in there*

*leave whoever was foolish enough to follow me screaming in the darkness*


202113 (69)  No.63047>>63050

>>63046

what was it?


7d8e37 (93)  No.63048>>63050 >>63101

File (hide): 521fcda48a06153⋯.png (294.76 KB, 620x349, 620:349, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>63043

I don't, but I do have Mark Rippetoe's starting strength book.

>>63046

What a horrible leader smh


68865f (40)  No.63049>>63061

>>63022

Wew, I didn't expect something like that to get updated.


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63050>>63057

>>63047

The Inbetweeners

>>63048

*executes you for blasphemy*


202113 (69)  No.63051>>63052 >>63053 >>63054 >>63056 >>63057 >>63059 >>63061 >>63106

File (hide): 9ae1b563c1fb19d⋯.jpg (12.56 KB, 236x354, 2:3, sad7.jpg) (h) (u)

thanks lads

as ironic and sick as it sounds but hanging out in this prison cell with you again really lifted me up


6837fa (61)  No.63052>>63059 >>63064

>>63051

wew lass, it's more like borstal not prison.


71dc9e (87)  No.63053>>63059 >>63064

>>63051

lad this isn't a prison


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63054

File (hide): d8626319c839bab⋯.jpg (23.9 KB, 315x428, 315:428, ed35.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63051

Glad you're feeling a bit better tbh


92aedf (29)  No.63055>>63066 >>63067 >>63070 >>63080

File (hide): bbc695efca110af⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1529x949, 1529:949, tfw waifuposter isnt real.png) (h) (u)

im lonely


68865f (40)  No.63056>>63059 >>63072

>>63051

You're welcome lass, but I thought /newbrit/ was supposed to be freedom from the prison of /brit/.


dd9611 (38)  No.63057>>63063

>>63050

the trick is to make it so your suggestions are the only ones to choose from

>>63051

good to hear lass


bb7589 (33)  No.63058>>63072

Off for a walk.

Night laddos.


058173 (15)  No.63059>>63062 >>63064

File (hide): ffdc2346461b8e9⋯.png (299.62 KB, 456x392, 57:49, ConeIcke.png) (h) (u)

>>63053

>>63052

>>63051

>>63056

It's like one of those holiday camps you go to when you're English tbh


92aedf (29)  No.63060

File (hide): dcd6c35f5356bac⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1258x903, 1258:903, tfw no waifuposter bf.png) (h) (u)


7d8e37 (93)  No.63061>>63072

File (hide): 8bc9b985adf1b3f⋯.png (12.21 KB, 508x486, 254:243, Mengele prick.png) (h) (u)

>>63049

Trap research has come a far way but we're still making new discoveries.

>>63051

I wish I could lock you up here tbh but you're free to come and go as you please


6837fa (61)  No.63062

>>63059

welcome to the world's highest security prison. Butlins…


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63063>>63069

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw all this good music I want to use in my videos

>have nothing to set it to

>>63057

>t. creator of film Friday

Easy for you to say

Thought this is exactly what happened a couple of weeks back for me

Post last edited at

202113 (69)  No.63064>>63073

>>63059

the English aren't the only ones going in holiday camps lad

>>63052

>he suffered two more breakdowns until one day, while sitting on a bus, his persistent angst, dread and fear of failure simply evaporated.

lucky little shit

>>63053

says you


9e4f6c (69)  No.63065

File (hide): b18287598bc95b7⋯.jpg (44.87 KB, 734x605, 734:605, ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.jpg) (h) (u)

>when you have to wait a few days for your guitar strings to sorten out


202113 (69)  No.63066>>63068 >>63071

>>63055

yeah lad me too


71dc9e (87)  No.63067

>>63055

everyone is


9e4f6c (69)  No.63068

>>63066

Be with me then


dd9611 (38)  No.63069

File (hide): fdcb7f38b21cd9c⋯.jpg (178.14 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, lain reflection.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63063

you can control what films we watch for one of them if you want lad, since you're BO and all


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63070

File (hide): 0d6e8bf2c74c69b⋯.jpg (22.53 KB, 380x338, 190:169, gloom.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63055

Don't remind me


92aedf (29)  No.63071>>63075

File (hide): d7e136fb82683a6⋯.png (55.99 KB, 1075x765, 215:153, 00141697d7b52663dd38bbfeea….png) (h) (u)

>>63066

i still have the house alone until monday

you can come over for a few days and be lonely together

you can have mummy 2's room just dont talk to me or come into my room i hate talking and youre not allowed in the kitchen if i am in there


202113 (69)  No.63072>>63073 >>63074 >>63077

>>63058

night lad. it's a bit late

>>63056

imageboards are prisons overall

>>63061

>I wish I could lock you up here

that's the nicest thing someone ever told me


6837fa (61)  No.63073>>63079

>>63064

We should watch Borstal tbh.

>>63072

Imageboards aren't that baaaaaad. are they?


9e4f6c (69)  No.63074>>63079

>>63072

You're into bondage?


202113 (69)  No.63075>>63076 >>63078 >>63081

>>63071

what does a flight to UK cost? 100€?


92aedf (29)  No.63076

>>63075

no idea


7d8e37 (93)  No.63077

File (hide): 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 1472836330643.png) (h) (u)

>>63072

>that's the nicest thing someone ever told me


6837fa (61)  No.63078

>>63075

You can probably find some for less


202113 (69)  No.63079>>63082 >>63090

>>63074

not really that much, that's not what I meant

you?

>>63073

nah but it's a weird concept to me


6837fa (61)  No.63080

>>63055

who isn't?


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63081

>>63075

A lot less I'd guess


9e4f6c (69)  No.63082>>63086 >>63088

>>63079

>you?

Yes, but not any extreme stuff, just "normal" stuff


dd9611 (38)  No.63083

File (hide): 9393dcbd26b2f89⋯.png (626.75 KB, 965x534, 965:534, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

what are league of legends pro teams doing in my animes?


71dc9e (87)  No.63084

File (hide): f26575984913eed⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 113.66 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, C0pe4PpXgAAPD7e.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


058173 (15)  No.63085>>63095

File (hide): eada05e156fa096⋯.png (301.7 KB, 422x874, 211:437, dank oc 4.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 39ba2b58bf2a769⋯.png (279.94 KB, 699x765, 233:255, 23445.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): ec3bd45f7ea4552⋯.png (488.22 KB, 753x780, 251:260, 458780.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 9175453e866a5f1⋯.png (227.32 KB, 567x544, 567:544, 56785475.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 8667b2c17e24b77⋯.png (348.92 KB, 725x625, 29:25, phat meme 1.png) (h) (u)

I'm home alone for about a week too tbh

house party? I already spent 5 days indoors wearing only a dressing gown smh

---

smh I don't even remember what stream these dank OCs were from


202113 (69)  No.63086>>63087

>>63082

Are ropes immoral and against the LORD?


9e4f6c (69)  No.63087

>>63086

There's nothing more moral than day of the rope tbh


7d8e37 (93)  No.63088>>63091 >>63093

>>63082

what is "normal" bondage?Sorry for reading your spoilers


92aedf (29)  No.63089

pah bla blah blorp 2 is the best film


6837fa (61)  No.63090>>63095

>>63079

Well if we weren't a very strange group, we'd probably use a chat room instead.


9e4f6c (69)  No.63091>>63097 >>63099

>>63088

just tying someone up and doing things to them

asserting natural male dominance over the lesser sex


71dc9e (87)  No.63092

File (hide): 48d87c1496b97da⋯.jpeg (159.76 KB, 968x922, 484:461, a83d92ee-5af9-4f55-970b-e….jpeg) (h) (u)

>discussing BDSM


6837fa (61)  No.63093>>63094 >>63097

>>63088

we have learnt was lass does the dirty to


92aedf (29)  No.63094

File (hide): 555bcfd01f5add2⋯.jpg (27.86 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 88896.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63093

its not blacked is it?


202113 (69)  No.63095>>63111 >>63115

>>63085

>I'm home alone for about a week too tbh

yeah same

>>63090

how far does the line go? I always assumed it was by mere luck that we ended up here. Then again it's like rolling the dice all the time, at some point you will get the result you desire.


92aedf (29)  No.63096>>63100

daftie when are you coming over


7d8e37 (93)  No.63097>>63102 >>63105 >>63111

>>63093

This? Or something I have missed?

>>63091

Why tie them up though? Aren't you strong enough to keep them from running without it?


92aedf (29)  No.63098>>63107 >>63115

File (hide): e0a1042a8dedad7⋯.png (264.67 KB, 653x508, 653:508, 2030519bbd9acf9ccbffd7febc….png) (h) (u)

WEW


68865f (40)  No.63099>>63104

>>63091

That sounds pretty good actually.


202113 (69)  No.63100>>63108

>>63096

right after I drink this beer and take a bath. and after I finish my school.


8a32d2 (27)  No.63101>>63103 >>63109

File (hide): 998c6faab809150⋯.jpg (36.1 KB, 615x409, 615:409, Concern.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63048

So… why do you have the trap info-graphics saved?


9e4f6c (69)  No.63102>>63109

>>63097

So I don't have to worry about holding them down

I also want it done to me


71dc9e (87)  No.63103

>>63101

he and Neo are in cahoots


9e4f6c (69)  No.63104>>63110

File (hide): 929f7324a0eb4bb⋯.jpg (74.45 KB, 736x572, 184:143, devilish4.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63099

You proposing something lass…?


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63105>>63109

>>63097

It was a memi supposedly


8a32d2 (27)  No.63106

File (hide): 95d2a4271f96891⋯.png (210.69 KB, 463x581, 463:581, madnige.png) (h) (u)

>>63051

Are you in prison?


7ebd19 (44)  No.63107

>>63098

I hate Gaelic orthography


92aedf (29)  No.63108>>63115

>>63100

so when will that be

i only have the house free until monday so you dhave to leave on sunday

also no alcohol is allowed in this house and no cigarettes or anything else like that

mummy 2 drinks alcohol but i wont allow it while i have the hosue to myself


7d8e37 (93)  No.63109>>63124 >>63129

>>63101

Said it twice already.

>>63102

>I also want it done to me

Lad…

>>63105

that's what I thought until now


68865f (40)  No.63110>>63112

File (hide): 3b9a30df32d7f91⋯.jpg (81.6 KB, 816x1057, 816:1057, 1491363340783.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63104

M-maybe.


6837fa (61)  No.63111

File (hide): 600e8ebc8ef373e⋯.png (327.88 KB, 720x544, 45:34, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>63097

and ropes

>>63095

Online, the line might as well be one drawn in the sand, we find ourselves in only the company we choose.


9e4f6c (69)  No.63112>>63114 >>63122

>>63110

I'd fuck you


92aedf (29)  No.63113

File (hide): 4731d77ae9b82f8⋯.gif (2.39 MB, 320x240, 4:3, He-s_gonna_get_you.gif) (h) (u)

HE'S GONNA GET YOU! WATCH OUT!


71dc9e (87)  No.63114>>63116 >>63121


058173 (15)  No.63115

File (hide): d53e885064bed96⋯.png (323.16 KB, 568x634, 284:317, 23455858.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 497b7d48a417800⋯.png (184.29 KB, 507x1046, 507:1046, 24635878.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): c6389aafb6ab19d⋯.png (345.97 KB, 493x876, 493:876, 35635638.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): b49af2356e6923f⋯.png (916.88 KB, 1043x814, 1043:814, 675798859.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 2ae3db98b3027a2⋯.png (623.82 KB, 725x705, 145:141, 4789373567.png) (h) (u)

>>63095

*house parties*

but I only have one tin of scrumpy left smh

>>63098

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>63108

boring tbh

I allow smoking and encourage drinking and could probably find a secret stash of happy leaves tbh

*encourages degeneracy*

no noncery though


7ebd19 (44)  No.63116

>>63114

It's not gay if he's a girl tbh


7d8e37 (93)  No.63117

>it's a crude episode


92aedf (29)  No.63118

File (hide): 0d9cf6e566b6d43⋯.png (341.5 KB, 1007x753, 1007:753, 5466547.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 3ceb51d8e10e152⋯.png (458.02 KB, 727x747, 727:747, 5645645.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 7f1f7a948ecdb1c⋯.png (760.96 KB, 1521x805, 1521:805, 65586856.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): f468f978fcf9060⋯.png (481.64 KB, 942x743, 942:743, 78876685.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 1ff286b85dc9189⋯.png (821.97 KB, 808x782, 404:391, 96787645.png) (h) (u)

im lonely


71dc9e (87)  No.63119>>63120 >>63125 >>63127

STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX


058173 (15)  No.63120

>>63119

I want to put my bepis in a gina and make at least 20 white children tbh


9e4f6c (69)  No.63121

>>63114

And what?


68865f (40)  No.63122>>63123 >>63126

File (hide): 744e0bff8179935⋯.png (248.89 KB, 375x525, 5:7, size queen.png) (h) (u)

>>63112

Dick length first lad.


9e4f6c (69)  No.63123>>63130


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63124

>>63109

Well who knows

My mind is on other things anyway


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63125

>>63119

This tbh, it gets tiring


71dc9e (87)  No.63126

File (hide): 21ba7b96077a5e7⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 188x341, 188:341, 1462828666268.jpg) (h) (u)


7ebd19 (44)  No.63127>>63128

File (hide): 0ad4a17821d22dc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 150.69 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Imperium 55.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63119

What if it's about impregnating Oriental lasses?


71dc9e (87)  No.63128>>63140

>>63127

That's ok, but we shouldn't be discussing the details tbh


8a32d2 (27)  No.63129

>>63109

>Said it twice already.

Because you want to become a trap?


68865f (40)  No.63130>>63131

File (hide): 101248835fb941c⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, arisu.png) (h) (u)

>>63123

Centimeters?


9e4f6c (69)  No.63131>>63132 >>63137

>>63130

inches obviously


202113 (69)  No.63132>>63134 >>63135 >>63136

File (hide): 340f16f6d221ece⋯.jpg (11.9 KB, 277x299, 277:299, ow2.jpg) (h) (u)

>the kanker thread on /co/ is gone

>I don't have my hard drive with over 1000 maries, among the one that i need to reply to Dorset with

>google gives me shit

aaaaaahh nvm

>>63131

I'm not into yank metrics how much is that in yuropoor


92aedf (29)  No.63133

File (hide): 1ca43b867b95370⋯.jpg (763.17 KB, 2207x3000, 2207:3000, 8y71LE8.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 9064767c844ca52⋯.jpg (203.13 KB, 1200x1705, 240:341, Elizabeth_Olsen_461.jpg) (h) (u)

Find one flaw.

You can't.


9e4f6c (69)  No.63134

>>63132

17.78


71dc9e (87)  No.63135

>>63132

>I'm not into yank metrics how much is that in yuropoor

about 14cm


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63136

File (hide): 0cc8b61b15b5808⋯.png (319.21 KB, 500x632, 125:158, englishmen.png) (h) (u)

>>63132

You need to learn the imperial system tbh


68865f (40)  No.63137>>63139 >>63140

>>63131

Nothing less than 9' I'm afraid.


71dc9e (87)  No.63138

File (hide): bd71b40e8b7ae05⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 183.69 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, def0978b09c8501224ec448b6b….jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw no bushido gf


9e4f6c (69)  No.63139>>63142

>>63137

Well that's too bad because I'm going to fuck you anyway you little slut


7ebd19 (44)  No.63140>>63142 >>63143 >>63144

File (hide): 7825f3a361cf713⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 124.49 KB, 768x973, 768:973, Imperium 78.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63128

Not even about filling her vagina with semen?

>>63137

Neo confirmed for BBC fan.


8a32d2 (27)  No.63141>>63143

this thread is no longer wholesome


68865f (40)  No.63142>>63145 >>63166

File (hide): 7e28d323bad3399⋯.png (878.86 KB, 500x449, 500:449, 1493296669029.png) (h) (u)

>>63139

Don't rape me.

>>63140

I don't fuck niggers lad.


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63143

>>63140

>implying the BBC memi is real

>>63141

This

Stop gayposting lads


71dc9e (87)  No.63144

>>63140

>Not even about filling her vagina with semen?

save that for marriage


9e4f6c (69)  No.63145>>63148

>>63142

I'd love to rape you


92aedf (29)  No.63146

File (hide): f79ce39d48d014b⋯.webm (2 MB, 840x630, 4:3, I HAVE RENOUNCED THE LOVE….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

I am not even sure what I want. I am lonely and want a girl to cuddle and stuff with. But I also am glad I can be alone all the time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


8a32d2 (27)  No.63147>>63153

File (hide): 8089df170365faf⋯.jpg (30.69 KB, 512x512, 1:1, stop.jpg) (h) (u)


202113 (69)  No.63148>>63150

>>63145

you slut

i thought what we had was special


71dc9e (87)  No.63149

STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX


9e4f6c (69)  No.63150>>63151

>>63148

I thought you didn't love me


202113 (69)  No.63151>>63154

>>63150

I thought you left this place forever


92aedf (29)  No.63152

File (hide): 78c1c9835b53323⋯.png (1.89 MB, 1614x1072, 807:536, 676578.png) (h) (u)

ok ive decided

i want to live in a moominhouse in the countryside and live with several women who are highly submissive to me and all love me and are ok with the fact that i like to be alone most of the time but are always there when iwant to not be alone and who take care of evrything like cooking and cleaning for me


dd9611 (38)  No.63153

File (hide): 5c83cc4319cea43⋯.png (68.32 KB, 198x198, 1:1, smugno.png) (h) (u)

>>63147

thispls


9e4f6c (69)  No.63154>>63156

>>63151

I came back for you


92aedf (29)  No.63155>>63158

fuck i have to go doctors tomorrow i forgot i dont wanna go reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


202113 (69)  No.63156>>63160


92aedf (29)  No.63157

File (hide): 998d09830778ae9⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1683x945, 187:105, 8658653465].png) (h) (u)

bedtime


202113 (69)  No.63158>>63185

>>63155

what kinda doctor fam?


8a32d2 (27)  No.63159

i can't believe this is allowed tbh


9e4f6c (69)  No.63160>>63161 >>63165 >>63185

File (hide): 331cc99c3016986⋯.mp4 (556.78 KB, 400x400, 1:1, cutie.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


202113 (69)  No.63161>>63163 >>63165

>>63160

But you'll still leave eventually


71dc9e (87)  No.63162>>63167

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9e4f6c (69)  No.63163>>63164

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202113 (69)  No.63164>>63169

File (hide): ca5590b0439ce70⋯.jpg (175.09 KB, 640x523, 640:523, cet.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63163

smh lad

the others actually like you don't listen to them


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63165>>63168

File (hide): 286066ff3ec440d⋯.png (358.29 KB, 717x546, 239:182, headinhands.png) (h) (u)

brb killing myself

>>63160

Don't kill any grills lad

>>63161

We all will


7ebd19 (44)  No.63166>>63167

>>63142

Of course not. They fuck you. :^)


68865f (40)  No.63167>>63169 >>63178

>>63162

She needs to get a size up on that bikini top tbh.

>>63166

They don't fuck me and I don't fuck them.


202113 (69)  No.63168>>63176

>>63165

ahhh lad yes you're right


9e4f6c (69)  No.63169>>63170 >>63171 >>63173 >>63180

>>63164

you're the only one that matters

>>63167

*pounds your tight aryan boipucci with my swarthy britonic cock*


71dc9e (87)  No.63170>>63174

>>63169

reported


dd9611 (38)  No.63171>>63174

>>63169

can't you keep the lewd tasteful lad?


dd9611 (38)  No.63172>>63175

File (hide): 76f3d0cb48352a8⋯.png (182.76 KB, 850x400, 17:8, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

proud to have read his books growing up


68865f (40)  No.63173>>63174

>>63169

TUSKETE


9e4f6c (69)  No.63174>>63181 >>63183

>>63170

Why?

>>63171

how?

>>63173

what did he mean by this?


8a32d2 (27)  No.63175>>63177 >>63183

>>63172

>wtf I love Roald Dahl now.

Bloody strange name though.


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63176>>63180

File (hide): ad80b8385a7def4⋯.jpg (11.43 KB, 236x296, 59:74, ed14.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63168

>I will leave at some point

>then I won't have any like-minded people to talk to at all

>the loneliness will only get worse

Why did you remind me of this reeeeee


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63177>>63179 >>63184

>>63175

I always thought he was Norwegian for some reason


71dc9e (87)  No.63178>>63181

>>63167

>She needs to get a size up on that bikini top tbh.

Neo, I'll trust your judgement for bra sizes


8a32d2 (27)  No.63179>>63186

>>63177

I always knew he was English. I actually went to the same school as him.


202113 (69)  No.63180>>63182 >>63186

File (hide): 25c4dfb707baef2⋯.jpg (689.63 KB, 1200x1685, 240:337, poetry_of_eva___sanpaku_ey….jpg) (h) (u)

>>63169

Apart from your nipples maybe nothing about you is swarthy.

>>63176

YOU REMINDED YOURSELF LAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You won't tbh, you have a whole carrier before you and then you'll have a beautiful wife and kids and you'll completely forget this board ever happened


68865f (40)  No.63181

>>63174

It means

SOMEBODY SAVE ME

>>63178

Thanks lad.


9e4f6c (69)  No.63182>>63187

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dd9611 (38)  No.63183

File (hide): 8449d138b923a4e⋯.png (227.75 KB, 850x400, 17:8, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>63174

by being less profane I suppose

>>63175

he's a based welsh lad


dd9611 (38)  No.63184>>63186

>>63177

oh just looked and his parents were Norwegian you're right


92aedf (29)  No.63185

>>63160

wheres this from

>>63158

gp


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63186>>63190 >>63194

>>63179

That's cool lad.

>>63180

How can I remind myself when I never forget? How about that, I win.

I hope so, it's just hard to see it right now. I'm hope you have the same tbh (obviously a husband instead but you know what I mean). Don't marry some random drunk Ruski tho. When you find what you need, you grab it with both hands.

>>63184

Makes sense. I'm good at sniffing out foreigners.


202113 (69)  No.63187>>63189

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71dc9e (87)  No.63188

File (hide): 6c4978bdc556361⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.5 KB, 701x1000, 701:1000, C9iX1uVXsAAaN1_.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw no chinky wife

why live


9e4f6c (69)  No.63189>>63194

File (hide): b51cd8325d4c0e3⋯.jpg (4.7 KB, 203x212, 203:212, 1359225567794.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63187

r-really?


8a32d2 (27)  No.63190>>63192

>>63186

>That's cool lad.

Turns out he's not English at all - a Welsh lad with Norwegian parents.

He just went to an English school, a long way from Wales too. Must have been tough.


5052e1 (1)  No.63191>>63195

File (hide): cbeb157808b45eb⋯.gif (895.68 KB, 500x281, 500:281, image.gif) (h) (u)

>>63022

IS 22st UN-IRONICALLY INTO TRAPS???


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63192>>63193 >>63194 >>63195

>>63190

That's how they did it in those days. It created tough men the ones that didn't play soggy biscuit anyway


71dc9e (87)  No.63193>>63197

File (hide): 54ea832e9a87a0f⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 200.76 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 498d5361-18b7-491f-8049-7….jpeg) (h) (u)

>>63192

>soggy biscuit


202113 (69)  No.63194>>63196 >>63197 >>63198 >>63200

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>>63186

Yes lad. But remember: "grabbing it with both hands" can sometimes fail because of the most stupid factors you have no influence on. And I was pretty close to happiness once.

>>63189

no idea you fucking Casanova

>>63192

>soggy biscuit

stop bringing it up ffs it's disgusting


8a32d2 (27)  No.63195>>63198

File (hide): 0432c8b2f505ae2⋯.png (6.55 KB, 759x551, 759:551, spurdo-stob.png) (h) (u)

>>63191

This tbh…

>>63192

I think that game's a bit of a myth. I heard about it at school, but everyone found the thought of it far to disgusting to ever even come close to doing it.


9e4f6c (69)  No.63196

File (hide): 8446cfd19dfba45⋯.png (252.06 KB, 511x428, 511:428, 1377335493086.png) (h) (u)


058173 (15)  No.63197

File (hide): fffcabb59a80569⋯.gif (5.88 MB, 320x180, 16:9, cheesegrater.gif) (h) (u)


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63198>>63199 >>63200 >>63205

>>63194

Anything can happen. You have to take risks. If you sit back and do nothing you'll regret it for the rest of your life. You'll constantly be plagued by thoughts of what could've been, memories of a life never lived. It's torture. If you grab onto things and never let them go then at least you have a chance of being happy. It's not 100%, but a chance is better than nothing. I know.

>stop bringing it up ffs it's disgusting

I know but we have to face the fact that it exists

>>63195

It's more a public school thing, but it's defo exaggerated.


8a32d2 (27)  No.63199>>63201

>>63198

>It's more a public school thing, but it's defo exaggerated.

I went to public school. That's how come I went to the same school as Rohld Dahl.


71dc9e (87)  No.63200>>63201 >>63205

>>63198

>>63194

The only way to avoid losing things is to never get them in the first place


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63201>>63203 >>63204

>>63199

I was talking about the more prestigious ones like Eton tbh

Does this mean you're a richfag btw?

>>63200

>reading very private spoilers

what's the point

But this is a bad post


8a32d2 (27)  No.63202

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8a32d2 (27)  No.63203>>63206 >>63207

>>63201

>Does this mean you're a richfag btw?

How much money do you have to have to be a richfag?


71dc9e (87)  No.63204>>63206

>>63201

>>reading very private spoilers

Lad spoilers are made to be read


202113 (69)  No.63205>>63206

>>63198

I don't really know if I could've had influenced it

>>63200

Disagreed lad. I will either have something with the danger of losing it or I would be a hollow shell like now.


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63206

>>63203

It's admittedly subjective, but I'd call anyone with large-ish money reserves a richfag, but obviously things vary massively.

>>63204

They're really not but if it's posted in the thread, it's read, I guess

>>63205

You can tell me. In PMs if you want, away from prying eyes.


7ebd19 (44)  No.63207>>63209

>>63203

If you can go to public school you're a richfag tbh


71dc9e (87)  No.63208

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8a32d2 (27)  No.63209>>63213

>>63207

I got a scholarship.


6837fa (61)  No.63210>>63211

>tfw the thread was being gay and lewd so I went for a based night drive.


71dc9e (87)  No.63211>>63212

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6837fa (61)  No.63212

File (hide): 934c4ef7b062314⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_4800.JPG) (h) (u)

>>63211

You know it lad.


7ebd19 (44)  No.63213

>>63209

Fair enough. That just makes you a middle class fag.


202113 (69)  No.63214>>63215 >>63218 >>63219 >>63222

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night amigos


6837fa (61)  No.63215>>63217

>>63214

bad link lass, night anyway


71dc9e (87)  No.63216>>63243


202113 (69)  No.63217>>63220 >>63222

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>>63215

wrong link sorry

not that you care


8a32d2 (27)  No.63218

File (hide): 366fe86abc41d98⋯.jpg (25.2 KB, 380x377, 380:377, Good night.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63214

Night night


68865f (40)  No.63219

>>63214

Night night lass.


6837fa (61)  No.63220

>>63217

>not that you care

wewsh I'm hurt tbh


9e4f6c (69)  No.63221>>63223 >>63224 >>63229

>ywn go for a night ride with neo and shag him in the back of the car


7d8e37 (93)  No.63222

File (hide): b8e45a4f4254621⋯.gif (840.4 KB, 264x384, 11:16, tenor.gif) (h) (u)


6837fa (61)  No.63223>>63225 >>63226

>>63221

What is it with you and shagging everything. Fucking west country gypos, all you can think of is scrumpy and shagging


7d8e37 (93)  No.63224

>>63221

Oh we're still going with that


9e4f6c (69)  No.63225

>>63223

inbreeding


7ebd19 (44)  No.63226>>63227 >>63228 >>63234

>>63223

Dorset isn't really the westcountry tbh


6837fa (61)  No.63227>>63234

>>63226

yes it is tbh


9e4f6c (69)  No.63228

File (hide): 33e2e8bcbeb16b5⋯.png (894.99 KB, 919x703, 919:703, ANGRY.png) (h) (u)

>>63226

Say that to my face and see what happens fucker


68865f (40)  No.63229>>63230

File (hide): 1e10cfa6a2398dc⋯.png (258.17 KB, 549x560, 549:560, 1e10cfa6a2398dc37dcc0aff5b….png) (h) (u)

>>63221

Do you even own a car?


9e4f6c (69)  No.63230>>63231 >>63236

>>63229

You're my car


6837fa (61)  No.63231

>>63230

She doesn't even have pop up lights smh


71dc9e (87)  No.63232>>63233

File (hide): fdf46b127af2bb7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 90.12 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, CvsCEL-XEAIc_k5.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

Join the imperium lads


71dc9e (87)  No.63233

>>63232

fuck I meant to spoiler


058173 (15)  No.63234>>63235 >>63243

File (hide): 65c68bb7bd55b66⋯.png (194.7 KB, 606x365, 606:365, AELFRED.png) (h) (u)

>>63227

>>63226

I BEE'ST THA REAL WEST COUNTRY OO ARR

DISRESPEC' THA WESS' CUNTROI AN OI'LL DOUSE YEZ IN COIDA

AN' THROW ME POIPE ON ET


9e4f6c (69)  No.63235>>63239

>>63234

zyder*


68865f (40)  No.63236>>63237 >>63238 >>63240 >>63244

>>63230

I'm not sure whether that's horrifying or romantic.


71dc9e (87)  No.63237>>63241

>>63236

He wants to damage your clutch


6837fa (61)  No.63238>>63241

>>63236

He's going to flip you on a country lane and leave you in a ditch whilst he drunkenly scurries home.


058173 (15)  No.63239

File (hide): 426b78da33880db⋯.png (439.72 KB, 1296x758, 648:379, zpoidoo.png) (h) (u)


9e4f6c (69)  No.63240

File (hide): 2bd26da9495621e⋯.png (280.01 KB, 343x432, 343:432, his dong grew three sizes ….png) (h) (u)


68865f (40)  No.63241>>63242

>>63237

Not permanently I hope.

>>63238

Wew, that's definitely not my kind of date.


6837fa (61)  No.63242>>63251

>>63241

Welcome to the west country lass.


7ebd19 (44)  No.63243>>63246 >>63247 >>63251

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>>63234

Only Cornwall and Devon are the real bestcountry. Tourists out.

>>63216

>Mr Corbyn plans to nationalise energy, rail and mail and will introduce a 20:1 pay cap for businesses.

>The Labour leader will only send the armed forces into combat if "all other options have been exhausted"

Yeurgh, now I have to wonder whether to actually vote Labour. That EU and immigration shit though.


7ebd19 (44)  No.63244>>63248

>>63236

He's going to put his key in your ignition.


71dc9e (87)  No.63245

File (hide): cf828c18d0abdb7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 321.79 KB, 1123x1600, 1123:1600, C_F9HGrXcAE_tTD.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever actually wanted a relationship


6837fa (61)  No.63246

>>63243

It's all the fucking boonies past sussex tbh


9e4f6c (69)  No.63247>>63257

File (hide): b3adefea6ef43b0⋯.jpg (19.68 KB, 500x281, 500:281, ITS FUCKING RAW.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63243

>Tourists out.

d-dont remind me


68865f (40)  No.63248>>63249

>>63244

That doesn't sound too bad although I don't want his key in the first place.


9e4f6c (69)  No.63249>>63250 >>63252

>>63248

You secretly do, you're doing what lasses always do


6837fa (61)  No.63250

>>63249

getting very rapey here dorset.


058173 (15)  No.63251>>63253

File (hide): 68c60cfb240984a⋯.png (335.5 KB, 445x472, 445:472, givi.png) (h) (u)

>>63242

>ywn drink scrumpy out of a stone bottle, steal a hay cart with a lass and drive it up a hill fort and have knees up in a barrow on the top and lay there and watch the sunset

>>63243

SUMMERSETTTTT OIIOIOIOI

only the shitty big towns and cities are tourist traps here smh


68865f (40)  No.63252>>63255

>>63249

It's the wrong colour lad…


6837fa (61)  No.63253

>>63251

Fuck lad, didn't want these west country feels


dd9611 (38)  No.63254>>63258

File (hide): ca387b2d5dc095c⋯.png (13.26 KB, 246x213, 82:71, cool.png) (h) (u)

10:30pm, wednesday, on the estate, the smell of weed fills the air


9e4f6c (69)  No.63255>>63258

>>63252

but im hwoite


058173 (15)  No.63256>>63259 >>63261 >>63262

File (hide): c03f09a55666bd7⋯.png (269.42 KB, 894x894, 1:1, goodnight.png) (h) (u)

night lads

Somerset is the real west country cornwall is just a shitty tourist trap filled with old people/baby boomers


7ebd19 (44)  No.63257>>63264

>>63247

He's going to open up your bonnet and have a rummage around.


68865f (40)  No.63258>>63260

>>63254

Sorry to hear that lass.

>>63255

Still too dark for me…


dd9611 (38)  No.63259

>>63256

night night


9e4f6c (69)  No.63260>>63264

>>63258

You'll like it when you try it


7d8e37 (93)  No.63261

>>63256

Night


7ebd19 (44)  No.63262>>63263

File (hide): e938914de82c2fc⋯.png (84.91 KB, 417x373, 417:373, reeeee.png) (h) (u)

>>63256

>filled with old people/baby boomers

Just like Dorset tbh FUCKING GROCKLES GET OUT OF MY DUCHY


9e4f6c (69)  No.63263

>>63262

stop it hurts


68865f (40)  No.63264>>63265 >>63268

File (hide): 4ab79dbf4a3d1de⋯.jpg (214.54 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, 1482021057839.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63257

You mean he'll go down on me? That's nice of him.

>>63260

I don't want to get celted though.


9e4f6c (69)  No.63265>>63272

>>63264

do you want me to?


71dc9e (87)  No.63266

>the gayism is continuing


6837fa (61)  No.63267

File (hide): ae55d3938fa98fc⋯.jpg (46.91 KB, 500x334, 250:167, 3.jpg) (h) (u)

STOP BEING LEWD


7ebd19 (44)  No.63268

>>63264

He's going to practice parallel parking.


71dc9e (87)  No.63269

File (hide): 413349e6270956f⋯.jpg (24.6 KB, 188x343, 188:343, 1486983274518.jpg) (h) (u)

STOP


dd9611 (38)  No.63270>>63271

File (hide): 5013cea3cc8dbcc⋯.png (89.47 KB, 500x216, 125:54, dylan.png) (h) (u)


9e4f6c (69)  No.63271

File (hide): fe29edfd16d150b⋯.jpg (103.27 KB, 906x813, 302:271, klebold did nothing wrong.jpg) (h) (u)


68865f (40)  No.63272>>63273 >>63274 >>63275

File (hide): 7526499e423e831⋯.png (896.7 KB, 1037x1056, 1037:1056, b2cb0871dacfc9816c82073aac….png) (h) (u)

>>63265

Celt me? No Go down on me? Sure, go ahead lad.


6837fa (61)  No.63273>>63277

>>63272

*throws a bucket of woad on you*

CELTED


71dc9e (87)  No.63274

>>63272

STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX


9e4f6c (69)  No.63275>>63277

File (hide): 01b28ae54451447⋯.png (31.98 KB, 640x400, 8:5, smugwojak.png) (h) (u)

>>63272

*Goes down on you*


fcbd8d (1)  No.63276

I JUST WANT TO BE A PIRATE IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF PIRACY RATHER THAN A CUCKOLDED NEET TBH


68865f (40)  No.63277>>63279 >>63280 >>63281

File (hide): 6b46aa2c840e62e⋯.gif (1.81 MB, 500x392, 125:98, 1466784820590.gif) (h) (u)

>>63273

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee this racial dominance dynamic was supposed to be the other way around.

>>63275

Thanks lad, you're a real trooper.


7d8e37 (93)  No.63278

Too crude


9e4f6c (69)  No.63279>>63284

>>63277

*grabs you and pins you to the ground*


6837fa (61)  No.63280>>63284

>>63277

CELTIC PRIDE

*ties you up to a carbomb and puts a revolver to your head*


7ebd19 (44)  No.63281>>63284

>>63277

We're all one race, anon. One Celto-Brythonic race.


9e4f6c (69)  No.63282>>63283

>anti-nofappers

i should just ignore them tbh


71dc9e (87)  No.63283>>63287

>>63282

>there are people that are against nofap

kill them


68865f (40)  No.63284>>63285 >>63286 >>63287 >>63294

File (hide): 1ede683dce53779⋯.png (332.24 KB, 894x533, 894:533, 1493450832331.png) (h) (u)

>>63279

>>63280

>>63281

What is the best course of action when you've got three swarthy men on top of you?


71dc9e (87)  No.63285

>>63284

STOP POSTING LIKE THIS


6837fa (61)  No.63286>>63299

>>63284

FREE ULSTER TIOCFAIDH AR LA


9e4f6c (69)  No.63287

>>63283

they are killing themselves tbh

>>63284

take it like the sissy you are


71dc9e (87)  No.63288>>63289

File (hide): 6ffd1fc03d6c8d0⋯.jpg (215.44 KB, 721x1112, 721:1112, 6ffd1fc03d6c8d0802d4c7ee2d….jpg) (h) (u)

STOP BEING HOMOS


9e4f6c (69)  No.63289>>63290

>>63288

give in to it boy

t. uncle monty


71dc9e (87)  No.63290>>63291

File (hide): 4c0413b42b15d81⋯.jpg (28.76 KB, 179x320, 179:320, 1469188237765.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63289

Fuck off homo


9e4f6c (69)  No.63291>>63292

>>63290

I'm only attracted to traps

That doesn't make me fully gay


71dc9e (87)  No.63292>>63293

>>63291

lad if you're attracted to any man, you're 100% homo


9e4f6c (69)  No.63293

>>63292

I like women as well

I also dislike manly men

this would make me around 25% homosexual


7ebd19 (44)  No.63294

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71dc9e (87)  No.63295>>63296

>the gayism stopped


6837fa (61)  No.63296

>>63295

So did neo :thinking:


71dc9e (87)  No.63297>>63298 >>63299

File (hide): aded036f39fa8e4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 98.54 KB, 1066x1600, 533:800, C_ZlrFsU0AAk0Ib.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

now that there is no more homo talk i can go to sleep

night lads


7d8e37 (93)  No.63298

>>63297

Night lad


68865f (40)  No.63299>>63300 >>63302 >>63303

File (hide): 0ead44061fe6ecc⋯.jpg (120.27 KB, 700x1148, 25:41, 1487684192909.jpg) (h) (u)

>>63286

Now the swarthy men are taunting me in their foreign tongue. Their course words are a mystery to me but their intention is all too clear.

>>63297

Sweet dreams lad.


6837fa (61)  No.63300>>63305

>>63299

Coarse*


9e4f6c (69)  No.63301>>63305

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ahhh


6837fa (61)  No.63302>>63305

>>63299

I'd never harm you tho lass, but I might pretend so that my demands are met


7ebd19 (44)  No.63303>>63305

>>63299

Kernow tbh lass


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63304>>63312

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When did we become /erp/?


68865f (40)  No.63305>>63306 >>63308 >>63309

>>63300

The foreign men are now reading my journal and correcting my spelling mistakes…

>>63301

Bit of a munter tbh.

>>63302

That's a bit devilish lad.

>>63303

Another mystery word.


9e4f6c (69)  No.63306>>63316

>>63305

*punches you*


71dc9e (87)  No.63307>>63308

STOP BEING GAY

ok now I'm actually going to bed

DO NOT BE GAY WHILST I AM AWAY


6837fa (61)  No.63308>>63316

>>63307

guten nacht herr kommandant

>>63305

once a free Ireland has been establish I wont read your journal as much as I do now


7ebd19 (44)  No.63309>>63316

>>63305

*desperately tries to remember Cornish words*

Pask lowen, lass


dd9611 (38)  No.63310>>63311 >>63313 >>63322

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open your eyesss!


7d8e37 (93)  No.63311>>63315 >>63317

>>63310

Just really simple shapes tbh


7d8e37 (93)  No.63312>>63314

>>63304

This evening. I guess it's the next step…


7ebd19 (44)  No.63313>>63317

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>>63310

How do bubbles always know to be round? Was there some ancestral bubble that told them all what shape to be?


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63314>>63320 >>63323

>>63312

Call me a killjoy but I'm just tired of it. Maybe I'm just not in the right mood though.


8a32d2 (27)  No.63315>>63323

>>63311

>Just really simple shapes tbh

You think massive pyramids are easy to make though?

It's a bit of a weird choice of a massive endeavour for one thing, and odd that it turns up all around the globe.


68865f (40)  No.63316>>63328

>>63306

*calls the popo*

>>63308

I beg you, please establish yourself with someone else.

>>63309

Their alien tongue haunts my waking hours as well as my dreams.


dd9611 (38)  No.63317

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>>63311

Occam's Razor was used to cut payots lad

>>63313

The shape of the bubble was decided by the Aryator. (inventor of the shapes)


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63318>>63321 >>63325

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>>>/pol/9885933

Almond status: activated


e56071 (1)  No.63319

Just later civilisations cargo-culting the ancient Celto-Atlantean high technology that their oral legends spoke of.


8a32d2 (27)  No.63320>>63323 >>63324

>>63314

Tbh, it creates an unpleasant atmosphere. Like being stuck in the same room as a couple that are heavy petting, with all the smells and noises that entails, and you're not into it.


dd9611 (38)  No.63321>>63324

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>>63318

>>Why should we French or Germans be obeying the will of people in other countries?

>Since we're one and the same?


8a32d2 (27)  No.63322

>>63310

Ancient Aryans man.

They were amazing.


7d8e37 (93)  No.63323>>63324 >>63326 >>63329

>>63314

It was a bit much for me as well, but I guess I'm a bit hypocritical.

>>63315

It's a simple and sturdy shape. It's piling rocks on top of each other and took many years.

>>63320

Yeah that describes it well I guess.


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63324

>>63320

I won't ban anyone for it but people are taking the gay stuff too far is all. We can shitpost (or even talk about other stuff) without erping tbh

>>63321

I wonder if it's Big Dick himself?

Defo a shill

>>63323

Maybe but you never went as far as they just did tonight lad


7ebd19 (44)  No.63325>>63327

>>63318

>plebs taking over a plutocratic institution

Piece of cake tbh, just get rich and powerful then lobby the Commission. What could be easier?


8a32d2 (27)  No.63326

>>63323

> It's piling rocks on top of each other and took many years.

Implying our Ancient Aryan ancestors didn't simply move the rocks with the power of their minds alone.


5fb7d4 (47)  No.63327

>>63325

It's hilarious, they don't even know how it works.


6837fa (61)  No.63328

>>63316

Just the wrong lass in the wrong place


dd9611 (38)  No.63329>>63330 >>63331 >>63332

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>>63323

Lad….


7d8e37 (93)  No.63330

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>>63329

Simple shapes…


8a32d2 (27)  No.63331

>>63329

I believe


7ebd19 (44)  No.63332

>>>/pol/9886555

top /pol/

>>63329

The northern coordinate is unreasonably accurate, and the eastern coordinate is just plucked out of the air. At almost any longitude or latitude you could keep looking until you find a significant building.


9b1a7d (1)  No.63334>>63336

>read trhough 800 posts to catch up hoping for some delicious drama

>entire thread is dorset cucking herts and 22st


68865f (40)  No.63335


8a32d2 (27)  No.63336

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>>63334

None of us were that pleased about it tbh.

I left for a while.




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