7d8e37 No.62640
>>62636
>Just walked the dogger. It's really nice out, go for a walk if you haven't already.
Had a jog this morning. Trying to do it every day but it's hard to get out of bed some mornings tbh.
What dogger do you have, lad?
>Not wanting to be an alien in your own homeland isn't social justice, it's just normal.
Yeah it's weird of him to try and attach that label to a nationalist. Then again he does call Hitler a SJW as well.
99bbd1 No.62643
>>62640
Trying to destroy communities and wipe people out is an actual social injustice, tbf.
7d8e37 No.62644
>>62643
What are you talking about, lad?
dd9611 No.62647
JUST friday seems fun lad, I'll add a bunch of fraiser emotes
7d8e37 No.62648
Hungary and Slovakia take EU refugee quota scheme to court
>Budapest has urged a new EU-wide mechanism to deport migrants, saying that deportation is "mostly not possible" in current conditions. Hungary and Slovakia filed a joint case against the EU's refugee distribution scheme.
>Representatives of the two nations addressed the European Court of Justice (ECJ) on Wednesday in a bid to dispute the EU's decision to distribute migrants throughout the bloc on a quota basis. Faced with hundreds of thousands of migrants sailing to Italian and Greek shores, the EU Council decided to lighten the load by distributing newcomers among the remaining members states. However, Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, and the Czech Republic all voted against the move.
>Bratislava and Budapest decided to take the decision to court, disputing its legal basis.
>"We have complied a ten-point list of reasons we believe this decision to be illegal," Hungary's Justice Minister Laszlo Trocsanyi told German daily "Welt." The decision to assign quotas also sends the wrong signal to potential migrants, the minister said.
>This message is "Go ahead and come to Europe, we will handle the distribution," according to Trocsanyi. "Secondly, it's not effective. These people want to go to very specific countries, not countries like Romania, Bulgaria, or Hungary. Those who were sent to Latvia were back in Germany in just two days."
>"Thirdly, it's an issue of sovereignty," he added.
http://www.dw.com/en/hungary-and-slovakia-take-eu-refugee-quota-scheme-to-court/a-38781422#nomobile
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043ddd No.62649
>tfw a 16 year old roadman offers me a gun at college
Nice try GCHQ
7d8e37 No.62650
>>62649
WEW. It's as if they have found you saying naughty things on the internet and want to eliminate you, lad
dd9611 No.62651
043ddd No.62652
>>62650
>>62651
It's ok lads, I calmly turned down his offer saying I need money for car insurance. Checkmate GCHQ, you can't entrap me because I can't afford it.
7ebd19 No.62653
>>62648
>to dispute the EU's decision to distribute migrants throughout the bloc on a quota basis
I still don't see how this is even supposed to work. Can't refugees can go whereever they like? Won't they just go to where the gibs are best?
99bbd1 No.62654
>>62644
It's social (breaking down communities), and it's an injustice. Nothing wrong with being a "social justice warrior", if you're dealing with an actual social injustice, as opposed to fighting for the right to identify as a stapler, or whatever the fuck.
7ebd19 No.62655
>>62640
>What dogger do you have, lad?
A lanky, hairy shit.
7d8e37 No.62656
>>62652
Top kek. He'll come back later, lad
>>62653
That's one of their arguments as well. Migrants don't want to go to those countries anyway.
>tfw stopping the gibs is the humane thing to do
>>62654
True, lad. I just wasn't sure what you meant. Not sure if false flagging was the best way to go about it though
>>62655
Looks like a breed that would need a lot of exercise.
>tfw visiting my the people who sold my brother his dog and we find out the dog my brother has is fat and lazy and can't compete at all with the dog they have
6837fa No.62657
>>62656
Well if it's a good gun, I might change my mind and alert the police of illegal shenanigans in my area like a good citizen
>>62656
Like owner like dog tbh
7d8e37 No.62658
>>62657
>Well if it's a good gun
What gun was it?
>and alert the police of illegal shenanigans in my area like a good citizen
Good lad
>Like owner like dog tbh
Yeah. The dog got really stressed because it didn't get enough mental and physical exercise so it would sit breathing really loudly all day and not being able to relax properly. Noticed this when comparing her to her sister who was really relaxed and silent. Tbh my brother's dog kind of put me off the idea of getting a dog of my own because I didn't want the stress of something like that around all day but if I walk it and play with it like they do with its sister it could possibly be way more comfortable to be around it.
6837fa No.62659
>>62658
No idea, probably something shit tho.
7d8e37 No.62660
>>62659
Oh, I thought you knew since you said it was a good gun. Guess that was just part of the joke :^)
…or was it a joke…
960080 No.62661
I think this whole "22st is GCHQ" memi was invented by spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) from /brit/ to kill off /newbrit/ threads, leaving them as the only viable contender.
What do you think?
7d8e37 No.62662
>>62661
I think it was a joke that some people took seriously.
960080 No.62663
>>62662
Y-you're not really accessing our IPs and harddrives via cytube are you?
7d8e37 No.62664
>>62663
No, but I am sure a hacker could :^)
ALWAYS. USE. VPN
71dc9e No.62665
>>62662
yeah we all know that the only government spy here is neo
6837fa No.62666
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
More gun Jesus in the UK.
dd9611 No.62667
71dc9e No.62669
>>62667
>tries to turn us all into lasses so that we're weak and passive
DON'T TRUST HER
5fb7d4 No.62670
Is notGCHQ up to no good again?
7d8e37 No.62671
>>62665
*forgives her since she's a lass*
>>62666
Sweet devilish trips, lad. Please give us our guns back
>>62670
Yeah, but I was in on it as a joke. I deleted that post for comedic effect tbh
dd9611 No.62672
5fb7d4 No.62673
>>62671
Sure alright. People shouldn't take these things too seriously tbh
I hope Neo's fine, she seemed rattled. It's just imageboards anyway
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6837fa No.62674
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7d8e37 No.62675
>>62673
I agree, but she said that wasn't really it. I won't speak for her though but I hope she's okay too of course.
99bbd1 No.62677
71dc9e No.62678
99bbd1 No.62679
7d8e37 No.62680
>>62676
Looking good, lass
71dc9e No.62681
wait what happened to neo
7ebd19 No.62682
>>62661
Not sure why they'd want our shitposting to move back to /brit/ though.
202113 No.62683
>>62607
Neo, just tell binposter you don't actually hate him. No one here has an issue with you (except imperiumposter and waifuposter but that didn't bother you in the past).
Also if you're a grill (not only binposter's been thinking that) it won't affect how anyone views you here would it?
saw you on /brit/ tbh so I know you see this
960080 No.62684
>>62673
>I hope Neo's fine, he seemed rattled
>he
You've not kept up to speed lad.
We figured out that Neo is actually a real girl.
She pretends to be a trap to keep the thirsty betas away.
71dc9e No.62685
>>62683
lad you know I don't actually dislike neo
960080 No.62686
>>62682
They are petty, power mad, and deranged.
They just want control.
6837fa No.62687
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I just want my comfy board
202113 No.62688
>>62685
no i don't i though you loathed her/him/it
glad you don't i don't like conflicts
5fb7d4 No.62689
>>62682
Anyone who isn't a newfag or mod probably wants us back. But this is admittedly a small number
>>62684
Doubt Neo's a girl tbh. Trap maybe but not a girl. Pics look too boyish.
But if 'she' is pretending to be a trap then good plan tbh
7d8e37 No.62690
Where’s My Immigration Prediction Model
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/160447583616/wheres-my-immigration-prediction-model
Can somebody try deciphering this? Not entirely sure what point he's making.
960080 No.62691
>>62683
>Neo, just tell binposter you don't actually hate him.
She said I was cute, then the next day she started hating me.
If that doesn't prove she's a real girl, nothing does.
202113 No.62692
>>62691
where did you get the impression that xey hates you
960080 No.62693
>>62692
Angry comments and then the silent treatment.
202113 No.62694
>>62693
i do that all the time
and i dont hate you
this isnt proof but know she possibly thinks you hate her as well and went away. thats not nice.
7d8e37 No.62696
>>62695
Why isn't Le Pen crying?
6837fa No.62697
>>62695
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
5fb7d4 No.62698
99bbd1 No.62699
>>62695
Frauke's a qt. I should probably start paying attention to non-anglosphere politics too. It just doesn't seem important if they aren't speaking English, you know?
5fb7d4 No.62700
>>62699
Yeah you should tbh
Petry is stepping down though, and Hoecke has gone so I hope AfD can find someone good.
960080 No.62701
>>62694
I don't hate her. I've never said anything mean to her, or anyone else here.
I don't hate anyone.
7d8e37 No.62702
>>62700
>Petry is stepping down though, and Hoecke has gone
but why
7ebd19 No.62703
>>62690
Looks like he's saying that centrists can't make a rational point about how good or bad mass immigration is if they don't have a valid mathematical model for the effects of immigration on the population.
>The next muslim country to have a nuclear arsenal will be France
Not if they hand it over the European Commission first.
7d8e37 No.62704
Fresh Garrison. Could make for a good edit top kek
5fb7d4 No.62705
>>62702
Personal reasons iirc, she's pregnant too. Plus she's a moderate and most of the AfD want to stay further right.
5fb7d4 No.62706
>>62704
>yids got to it
Lad post the original
960080 No.62707
>>62695
I don't think the other two will succeed either.
The establishment are going to do everything everything they can to suppress the populist uprising this year. I suspect it's going to be a year of disappointment as far as electoral politics goes.
But the establishment will begin to lose credibility in the public's eyes from 2018-2019 onwards, that's when things will really start to hot up I think. Going to be a rough ride.
7d8e37 No.62708
>>62703
>Looks like he's saying that centrists can't make a rational point about how good or bad mass immigration is if they don't have a valid mathematical model for the effects of immigration on the population.
Yeah that's what he's literally saying. Was just curious if I was missing some kind of persuasion.
>>62705
but it just seems like weird timing. Why is Hoecke gone? Guess I haven't been following at all.
202113 No.62709
>>62704
comey got fired haha thot
#political commentary
5fb7d4 No.62710
>>62708
>Why is Hoecke gone?
He took issue with the Holocaust memorial
He got expelled as a result
Guess he just couldn't hide his powerlevel smh
960080 No.62711
>>62704
Trump isn't really the heroic figure we thought he was though. I can't get enthused about him any more.
7d8e37 No.62712
>>62709
Draw some political cartoons for us so we can follow the German election, lass
202113 No.62713
>>62701
I'm fairly sure Neo doesn't hate you either. Ask her yourself when she comes back. If it's that important.
i intended to not get involved in this and now look at me
960080 No.62714
>>62713
>i intended to not get involved in this and now look at me
I can't believe this is even going on, tbh. I have no bad feelings towards her whatsoever.
I'm going to go outside for a bit. It's a nice day out there.
7d8e37 No.62715
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Oy vey don't applaud that
5fb7d4 No.62716
>>62712
Not much to know about the jerry election tbh, Merkel win win, AfD will win seats but not that many, and Schulz will come second. Then you have Die Linke and Die Gruenen who are just there.
>>62713
>filename
kek
It's all a big fuss over nothing, I'm sure all is well.
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202113 No.62718
>>62714
today is good weather here as well, only day in week
but i already was outside
i'm now the same i was before it doesn't help
have fun
6837fa No.62719
>>62717
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE FAT WOMEN ARRRRRRRRGH I WANT TO ROLL HER DOWN A HILL
7d8e37 No.62720
>>62719
even if she lost weight she'd have her tits hanging to her knees. We should do the merciful thing and roll her down a hill tbh
7d8e37 No.62721
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*teaches you how to fight with outdated weaponry*
6837fa No.62723
>>62722
KILL FAT WOMEN
>>62720
IT'S TIME TO ROLL THE CHEEEEEEEEEEESE
71dc9e No.62724
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7d8e37 No.62725
>>62722
Spoilered pic because it's disgusting.
That pic's really infuriating. Everyone fucking knows she's full of bullshit but we're too pathetic to say anything. Also pic related is getting a surgery to reduce his stomach now because just eating less and moving more was too hard. It sounds disgusting, cutting out a part of your tummy to lost weight.
99bbd1 No.62726
>>62725
I don't know how you can even get that fat. You'd think that by the time you were at a fifth of that you'd think "hey, maybe I should so something about this". I'm a chubby fucker, but that's just absurd.
5fb7d4 No.62727
Time to go lads
>>62725
Disgusting
You don't even need to exercise if you absolutely don't want to (though you certainly should). You just need to stop eating so fucking much.
6837fa No.62728
7ebd19 No.62729
>>62717
wtf I love racism now
7d8e37 No.62730
>>62727
Later, lad
>You don't even need to exercise if you absolutely don't want to (though you certainly should). You just need to stop eating so fucking much.
True. He needs both. He keeps saying his body is already fucked.
>>62726
I did get pretty fat but nowhere near there. It just happens at such a slow pace you don't notice it I guess. At least not the change. It's not hard to eat that many calories. I guess it depends on the person though as my brother has the opposite problem where he struggles to eat enough
>>62729
>it's a misandry and racism is fine as long as it's against white men episode
7ebd19 No.62731
>>62725
>when even St22 is disgusted by your obesity
202113 No.62732
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fresh Tyler
>>62727
bye bye
71dc9e No.62733
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>>62731
i wonder what those fat lasses think of smoking
7d8e37 No.62734
>>62731
should be an obligation in a socialistic state tbh. I bet she isn't really a libertarian on a lot of other issues.
7d8e37 No.62735
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>>62732
Wew he even kind of sounds like Sammy with that voice
FRESH SAMMY FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT
H-HE'S FINE I SWEAR. HE'S NOT STANDING CLOSE TO THE EDGE AT ALL
202113 No.62736
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>>62735
I know it's like poetry. uploaded on the same day
speaking of
FRESH ALIEN LIBERTARIAN
with a surprise inside. me laugh for a minute or two
99bbd1 No.62737
>>62731
Just walk an hour a day. Do ten push ups. It's not hard.
71dc9e No.62739
7ebd19 No.62741
>>62734
tbh. If you're a nation, if you all depend on each other, then keeping yourself healthy is the least of your moral obligations. Good thing we now have based individualism so we have no duties towards anybody except for towards refugees of course.
dd9611 No.62742
>>62739
see he's living out of his car ironically!
bb7589 No.62743
Afternoon laddos.
I hope everyone is well.
>tfw there is a new qt working at the post office.
202113 No.62744
>>62739
course he is. he's making fun of what people said is going on with him.
>>62743
hold on I will deliver in a sec
bb7589 No.62745
>>62735
Wew, at last.
Will this make me sad?
6837fa No.62746
>Tfw want to play STALKER
>load it up
>remember I managed to kill a Spetsnaz soldier before Agropom
>tfw now I have an AN94 much earlier than I should
>tfw the game is on easy mode thanks to the super accurate 2 round burst.
fuck
99bbd1 No.62747
>>62738
What's this game, exactly?
7d8e37 No.62748
>>62739
Yeah, he's fine, really.
bb7589 No.62749
>>62744
>hold on I will deliver in a sec
deliver what, lass?
202113 No.62750
>>62738
heard about it on russian tv
bb7589 No.62751
>>62738
I still haven’t seen any actual proof the game exists.
202113 No.62752
>>62749
some eugene glitches i made
bb7589 No.62753
71dc9e No.62754
>>62738
Anyone stupid enough to do it genuinely does deserve death tbh
99bbd1 No.62755
>>62751
Sounds like something /x/ would come up with. People kill animals, self harm, and commit suicide just because someone on the inernet told them to? I don't get it. Is this a real article?
7d8e37 No.62756
>>62745
>Will this make me sad?
It's a post World Peace video, lad…
71dc9e No.62757
>>62755
>he's never done a tell me what I should cut into me thread on /b/
smh tbh lad
202113 No.62758
>>62755
idk could be hoax and mass hysteria but the parents of the children dying were real. no idea how they knew about the game inself then. wait i could read something up on russian articles if you want.
6837fa No.62759
It's such a beautiful day I wish I had my license so I could drive ;~;
bb7589 No.62760
>>62754
>>62755
The badlad in the article has been charged with operating groups that encouraged suicide but not a specific “Blue Whale game”.
There is no evidence at all that it exists, no screen shots, no archived pages, nothing. It appears to be viral hysteria, although similar groups encouraging people to top themselves do probably exist
>>62756
*watches it*
The book money and $1600 has to be enough to survive on. He is rusing, has to be.
bb7589 No.62761
7ebd19 No.62762
>>62760
You mean, fake news?
7d8e37 No.62763
>>62760
> He is rusing, has to be.
He is rusing, but he's using that to hide behind, lad
bb7589 No.62764
>>62762
If Britain has always been African then what am I? Am I an Atlantian?
>>62763
He shouldn’t let the fact a poisonous system rejected him destroy him. People pay him a half decent wage to make almost no content per month. He could crowd fund anything he wants to do.
99bbd1 No.62765
>>62764
White people don't actually exist.
bb7589 No.62766
>>62765
>White people don't actually exist.
Well that activates the ol’ almonds.
7d8e37 No.62767
>>62764
>He shouldn’t let the fact a poisonous system rejected him destroy him. People pay him a half decent wage to make almost no content per month. He could crowd fund anything he wants to do.
I agree tbh. His videos are so enjoyable for me. You don't need to be rich to make decent sketches or just videos.
>>62762
That pic.
71dc9e No.62768
>>62765
"there are no white people, only anglos, chinkies and the subhumans" - Jesus Christ
bb7589 No.62769
>>62767
I almost prefer his HydeWars videos to MDE stuff and I really love BombStrap videos, Charls has a very beautiful mind.
7d8e37 No.62770
>>62769
HydeWars gets boring tbh. I like them but they do not have variety unlike his old videos
bb7589 No.62772
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I think this is my favourite video by Charls. It really captures being at peace with loneliness and isolation.
7d8e37 No.62773
>>62772
Charls doesn't do enough for me on his own tbh
71dc9e No.62776
>>62772
i find those bombstrap videos too depressing to watch tbh
bb7589 No.62779
>>62774
So I guess Moly now verifiably browses /pol/.
>>62775
Could happen, he will have to leave Canada though.
>>62776
Why? Is anymore lost that most of us? Or is that why they make you sad, lad?
bb7589 No.62781
68865f No.62782
>>62735
>investing in a vintage pacman arcade cabinet
Sam has a real talent for highlighting bizarre mentalities that I've witnessed in my own life but never really stopped to think about before.
71dc9e No.62783
>>62782
glad you're back lass
7d8e37 No.62784
Old but I didn't see it tbh
9e4f6c No.62786
>>62784
To defeat the meteor
we must become the meteor
68865f No.62787
>>62783
Thanks lad, I can't really stay away from you all.
>>62785
Hullo lass. I like these German boats.
7d8e37 No.62788
7d8e37 No.62790
>>62789
>>62787
What about based Imperium boats?
71dc9e No.62791
202113 No.62792
>>62787
why would you want to stay away lass
i do that too but i wanna hear frm you
7d8e37 No.62793
>be biggest battleship the world has ever seen
>get sunk before seeing action
>still a nationalistic icon of Japan
7d8e37 No.62794
>>62791
*teleports behind you*
202113 No.62796
Thousands of bodies have been recovered from a mass grave buried beneath the grounds of a former mental asylum in Mississippi.
http://yournewswire.com/dead-bodies-mass-grave-mental-asylum/
>The bodies are thought to be the result of a decades-long torture program in which the failed institution inflicted cruel and unusual punishments on citizens declared mentally unfit for society – including people who suffered from depression, those who read books, those considered “lazy”, those who “over studied religion”, and those who held political views.
>These asylums were places in which abuse and death were frequent. While the rich could afford to go to fancy private establishments in the 19th and early-20th centuries, the poor were herded into these asylums with horrifying conditions.
>Holtzman notes, private asylums contrasted sharply with conditions in the late 19th-century public institutions. Patients at public hospitals were usually involuntarily committed, and they typically displayed violent or suicidal behavior before their hospitalization. The public hospitals were overcrowded and dirty, with bars on the windows. The staff was poorly paid and frequently treated patients harshly.
>This harsh treatment, we are now finding out, was also deadly on a massive scale.
71dc9e No.62797
68865f No.62798
>>62789
I love that song too. I didn't get very far when I dabbled with the series so I've only seen the live action film. Seems fun.
>>62790
Imperium boats are good too, pic related.
>>62792
You'll get to hear all about it but it's not something that can be posted in the thread.
92aedf No.62799
im itchy all over and my feet are cold and sweaty
are these symptoms of anything
71dc9e No.62800
bb7589 No.62801
>>62796
Spoopy but I am a little offended that the article didn't manage to work in something about the Holocaust. I think the author may be an anti-Semite.
92aedf No.62802
>>62800
but i havent fapped today
stop making things up
7d8e37 No.62803
>>62791
*gives you a peck on the cheek and spares you*
Nothing personnel, lad.
6837fa No.62806
I hope we have all had our daily /yamatodamashi/ today
202113 No.62807
>>62753
here you go lad i have more but im still working kinda regretting i set your hopes up now
>>62798
oh come on no one hates you *gives you a punch to the shoulder*
7d8e37 No.62808
>>62798
>I love that song too. I didn't get very far when I dabbled with the series so I've only seen the live action film. Seems fun.
Been a while since I've seen it so I don't really remember enough to recommend it.
>>62796
Still waiting for them to find these kinds of graves in Germany tbh
7d8e37 No.62809
>>62807
How do you people make these?
dd9611 No.62810
6837fa No.62812
>>62810
>Stand up and dance graciously oh soldier subjected to thy Fate
>No matter if you are hurt and run out of strength
>Burn bright and fall magnificently oh thy life that turned into a star
>Transcend time and let your name be engraved in our hearts JUST FOREVER
TENNO HEIKA BANZAI
68865f No.62813
>>62805
Missed you lass.
>>62806
I'm glad they can make shows about the war from their own perspective tbh. Distancing yourself from your country's past always ends badly whether you agree with what they did or not.
7d8e37 No.62814
>>62811
WEW
Thought you were actually making everything by hand
bb7589 No.62815
>>62807
Thank you for these, lass. I have saved them all. No. 3 is my favourite.
7ebd19 No.62816
>>62784
>the alternative media is all civics and "radical" centrists
71dc9e No.62817
>>62816
I will never understand this picture of duncan
7ebd19 No.62818
>>62793
tbf something doesn't have to be successful to be a symbol of national identity or pride. See Glyndwr or Skanderbeg
7d8e37 No.62819
>>62816
Stefan is still in his chrysalis. He will be beautiful when he matures. He doesn't even have to shave his head :^)
202113 No.62820
>>62814
well you see i don't just press the "angsty grunge edits" button and get them ready
but yeah based technology
>>62815
i'm glad. might maybe draw her one day. here the flags but idk that's not the final edit, i might make something like 8bit above
71dc9e No.62821
7d8e37 No.62823
>>62818
At least they did something before they failed, lad. I guess you could be proud of having the biggest penis on the ocean though.
bb7589 No.62824
>>62820
Ah yes, I have been looking forward to the flag. Looks good to me, maybe an 8bit would be neat.
bb7589 No.62825
>>62821
>tfw no new post office qt gf
202113 No.62827
you can't imagine how disgusting they stink
71dc9e No.62828
6837fa No.62829
>>62827
I drive past a mile of rapeseed on the way to school lass, just wind the windows up
bb7589 No.62830
>>62827
What does it smell like? They don't grow it near me. Mostly wheat in these parts.
7d8e37 No.62831
>rapefugee doesn't get enough gibs from state
>climbs on a hotel roof
>starts throwing rooftiles on pedestrians
>kills himself
https://a.uguu.se/l6K0DFlETQb4.mp4
68865f No.62832
>>62827
I can, they grow it for miles around my village in all directions. I have to walk through it every time I go on a walk.
202113 No.62833
>>62829
but why do they stink that bad? fuckers are on my way to school as well hate them
>>62830
honey
9e4f6c No.62834
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>ywn take her back to your lair and cum inside her
bb7589 No.62835
>>62831
ffs who will pay for the repairs? Also, I hope they don't throw proper funerals for these wretches.
6837fa No.62836
>tfw you open the fridge to get the jug for the table and a full carton of soy milk falls out and lands on your big toe
fuck
>>62833
I'm not sure lass, but the stench is really strong, I'd hate to grow them for a living.
bb7589 No.62838
9e4f6c No.62839
71dc9e No.62840
>>62836
>soy
no wonder your legs are so feminine
202113 No.62841
>>62836
oh jesus. also why the heck do you drink soy that shit has estrogen and other harmful shit
6837fa No.62842
>>62841
>>62840
>>62839
>>62838
It's not mine it's my Mum's smh I only drink full milk.
6837fa No.62844
71dc9e No.62845
>>62843
you've gone too far this time neo
bb7589 No.62846
Gold Top > Full Fat > Semi > 1% > Rice "milk" > Almond "milk" > Petrol > Soy
92aedf No.62847
tea is fucking horrible tbh
9e4f6c No.62848
6837fa No.62849
>>62848
She's my mum fuck off
71dc9e No.62850
>>62848
she's on soy so she's probably got no chin
68865f No.62851
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Nige is on his way.
>>62844
>>62845
Sorry lads, I couldn't resist.
>>62847
Tea-drinking Europeans are superior tbh.
92aedf No.62852
>>62850
>no chin
whats wrong with that? are you bullying my jennay?
7d8e37 No.62853
>>62844
>IT'S NOT MINE
Tell me the truth on Discord, lass
9e4f6c No.62854
202113 No.62855
6837fa No.62856
>>62852
STOP POSTING YOUR FUCKING NERD MUNTER
>>62853
It's not mine. It was clearly given sentience by the globalists to attack me
>>62854
how does fucking my mum cuck me? Don't you mean cucking my dad?
9e4f6c No.62857
>>62855
YES tbh
*hits you*
know your place
92aedf No.62858
>>62851
>>62855
Coffee is superior.
92aedf No.62859
>>62856
Jenny is a nice girl who is a virgin and is highly redpilled. She is /ourgirl/ and an attack on her is an attack on me and everyone else who loves her.
71dc9e No.62861
>>62859
>>62852
lad… she's a munter
bb7589 No.62862
202113 No.62863
>>62858
really not lad but ok
>>62857
why do you hit me lad? we're on the same side of the raw meat question.
7d8e37 No.62864
9e4f6c No.62865
>>62863
Because you need to learn your place
68865f No.62867
>>62858
Coffee makes me poo all day. I don't have a good time with it.
6837fa No.62868
>>62867
Women don't poo. Therefore neo is a man!!!
7d8e37 No.62869
>>62868
No, there are just so many lasses here now that she is comfortable sharing it.
6837fa No.62870
92aedf No.62871
>>62867
I only have one a day in the morning. I have always been a slow pooer. Although the past three days I have done big poos. It used to be like once every 3-5 days. Although I have been eating a bit better and going out to walk a bit which probably improved my digestion a bit.
dd9611 No.62872
202113 No.62874
>>62865
and what place is that
7ebd19 No.62876
>>62796
>citizens declared mentally unfit for society,
>those who read books
>those who held political views
wew
202113 No.62877
>>62875
you want me to get fat or something?
what's your opinion on Tuna?
also how's the beef jerky going?
6837fa No.62878
>>62875
How tall was Bowden?
9e4f6c No.62879
>>62877
yes, I like something to grab on to
I eat tuna
and its drying
>>62878
probably a manlet tbh
7ebd19 No.62881
>>62827
>>62836
I swear rapeseed doesn't smell of anything. Is this one of those genetic things like coriander?
bb7589 No.62882
Lads, please don't bully Bowden.
202113 No.62883
9e4f6c No.62884
>>62883
make me something to eat lass
71dc9e No.62885
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bb7589 No.62886
202113 No.62887
>>62886
i mean I shouldn't be talking with my poor grammar but you made the mistake a second time i couldn't help
>>62884
what do you want to eat sunshine
9e4f6c No.62888
>>62887
you
SUGAR
DO DO DO DO DO DO
AH HONEY HONEY
7d8e37 No.62890
7d8e37 No.62891
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Just having an argument. Nothing to see here.
bb7589 No.62894
>>62889
>Comes from a people with a racial based caste system
>Attacks European peoples
Odd.
bb7589 No.62895
>>62892
>Those #'s
What a mess.
6837fa No.62896
>>62892
well call this projecting your own weaknesses.
7ebd19 No.62898
>>62889
>you will never be the supreme people
71dc9e No.62899
>went to get an omega 3 tablet
>instead spent 20 minutes refilling my fountain pens
???????
202113 No.62900
>>62888
wew. You think you can get away with being a bad boy this easily?
*shaves your chest hair*
6837fa No.62902
>>62900
What on earth is that image.
71dc9e No.62903
7d8e37 No.62904
>>62900
Now she's doing it as well
7d8e37 No.62905
>>62645
>>62645
>>62645
>>62645
>>62645
Remember to suggest and vote. Joke votes are wasted votes.
7ebd19 No.62906
>>62905
>Neo's sex tape
wew
68865f No.62907
>>62905
>>62906
Yeah, I'm afraid I don't have a sex tape yet so the people voting for it are going to be disappointed.
7d8e37 No.62908
please make suggestions and make it easier to do Film Friday
9e4f6c No.62909
>>62907
Don't worry, we can make it together soon
7d8e37 No.62910
>>62907
>yet
Make it moral, lass. Wouldn't show anything immoral on Film Friday.
058173 No.62911
*attempts to refrain from shitposting and post on native board*
*fails*
orright lads?
I added a film suggestion tbh
68865f No.62912
>>62909
Have you already cast an appropriate bull for me lad?
>>62910
Don't worry, I voted for the Mummy. Eight people want my sex tape though, Jesus Christ.
6837fa No.62913
202113 No.62914
>>62911
listen was it you who an Dorseted on a bank clerk or was it vanlad? I don't remember
also hi
7ebd19 No.62915
>>62907
A masturbation tape is good too, lass.
>>62908
>poll using FPTP
>not STV
You get what you deserve tbh
058173 No.62916
>>62913
alright lad
>>62914
I think all three of us have the hots for three different bankesses. Don't think mine is a yid at least
624de9 No.62917
7d8e37 No.62918
>>62915
>You get what you deserve tbh
How should I have done it then? I don't mind joke answers. I just wanted actual suggestions as well.
>>62911
>I added a film suggestion tbh
Goodlad
624de9 No.62919
>>62847
Accept it lad. You're a lactose intolerant.
7d8e37 No.62920
Who is this mysterious Chet Americanman
bb7589 No.62921
>>62918
I made a real suggestion tbh.
71dc9e No.62922
>>62919
lad tea with milk is vile
black tea is the only way forward
058173 No.62923
>>62920
>Chet
I would immediately disembowel anyone who said that was their name tbh
7ebd19 No.62924
>>62918
Yeah but if we had STV then we could do both joke answers and real answers. Not sure if any online poll thing supports that though.
624de9 No.62925
>>62922
What do you know you chink licker? Maybe you should just fuck off to China tbh smh
>>62920
hahaha top memi
9e4f6c No.62926
>>62916
I have a weird feeling that the bank qt was someone I went to college with briefly and she was a mummy
I don't know because back then I was completely fucked up can't remember anything (faces especially even if I looked at them for a long time)
dd9611 No.62927
>>62922
I disrespectfully disagree
71dc9e No.62928
>>62925
>What do you know you chink licker? Maybe you should just fuck off to China tbh smh
bit rude lad
also
>implying chink licking is bad
7ebd19 No.62929
>>62922
Stop being galaphobic
202113 No.62930
>>62922
THIS
THIS THIS THIS
seriously I get this is a british board and I'll probably get banned but fuck milk in tea it's perfect just the way it is. never understood milk in tea.
624de9 No.62931
>>62928
I hear it gives you hallucinations
7d8e37 No.62932
>>62917
What happens to people with Down's syndrome in the Kingdom? Are village idiots tolerated?
5fb7d4 No.62933
http://poal.me/kjhc37
Vote Bomber Harris lads
6837fa No.62934
>>62930
Depends upon what tea tbh lass.
624de9 No.62935
>>62932
He probably puts them onto his horns kek
68865f No.62936
>>62915
B-but I don't masturbate lad.
>>62930
I don't know if it's a good idea to have Yorkshire tea with no milk.
9e4f6c No.62937
I only drink fruit tea. I don't have a worrying lack of energy and try to fix it with stimulants.
058173 No.62938
Regular pleb tea is ok to drink with milk
If I ever find some of that magical chink tea made with the tears of thrushes and leaves that grow only on the top of Chi Bi I probably wouldn't put milk in it but special teas are expensive and catered toward hipsters
>>62928
it is bad tbh
7d8e37 No.62939
>>62924
Poal does allow voting for multiple things I think
dd9611 No.62940
6837fa No.62941
lads, what's the worst thing you could call an Englishman?
71dc9e No.62942
>>62931
no, but it's better than opiates
202113 No.62943
>>62933
>voted everything but Harris
ha
sorry lad but I just think the memi is a bit stupid
624de9 No.62944
5fb7d4 No.62945
99bbd1 No.62946
71dc9e No.62947
>>62946
Bovril and Oxo are top tier hot drinks tbh
624de9 No.62948
>>62943
>NA flag hates everything British
wow someone call a newspodcast
99bbd1 No.62950
058173 No.62951
>>62941
A Scot
>>62945
10/10 tbh
7ebd19 No.62952
>>62939
It's probably the same in the end. Why not do that?
>>62936
How do you cope?
9e4f6c No.62953
>>62943
I'm going to give you a thousand bomber raid lass… ooh…
7ebd19 No.62954
624de9 No.62955
>>62953
BOMBER DORSET DO IT AGAIN!
5fb7d4 No.62956
>>62943
That's insubordination smh
*bans you*
nah that's fine but don't let /pol/ overtake us, do it out of loyalty
058173 No.62957
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>>62954
*steals your entire fleet*
Actually can we watch De Ruyter it is a comfy film with sea battles and republican vs monarchy rioting
202113 No.62958
>>62956
I didn't actually vote everything I just voted benis and some /bane/ memis the poal doesn't really concern me
624de9 No.62959
Off to bed lads it's late here.
*flies up up and away in my beautiful balloon*
624de9 No.62960
624de9 No.62961
71dc9e No.62962
dd9611 No.62963
5fb7d4 No.62964
>>62958
ok sure, I don't even know what's it's for tbh
>>62957
Shame it's anti-English
202113 No.62965
>>62962
they have some sort of estrogen too i believe
dd9611 No.62966
71dc9e No.62967
>>62965
>they have some sort of estrogen too i believe
LAD AAAAAAAH
9e4f6c No.62968
drinking hot milk with honey tbh
71dc9e No.62969
7ebd19 No.62970
>>62967
Don't worry lad, it just makes you more like an Asian
71dc9e No.62971
dd9611 No.62972
>>62969
wew yeah that's the trapmode one
71dc9e No.62974
>>62972
fuck off you must be lying
9e4f6c No.62976
99bbd1 No.62977
>>62965
What doesn't? They're determined to chemically castrate us one way or another. You can maybe cut out a few sources, but there will be more. They're probably pumping it into the air.
68865f No.62979
>>62952
I just never really obsessed about it. I have done it in the past but I haven't done it in ages and it's just not rewarding enough to bother anymore.
>>62972
Is it on the trap diet graph?
202113 No.62980
>>62974
http://health.in4mnation.com/foods-boost-estrogen-levels/2/
>Spearmint: The herb is commonly used as a remedy for controlling hirsutism (excess growth of hair in women) through reducing testosterone levels. Spearmint is also known to boost production of estrogen. Take two cups of spearmint tea daily to increase your estrogen levels.
dd9611 No.62981
68865f No.62984
>>62981
That's interesting. You should all have a cup.
Can't find my copy of the trap graph now, smh.
71dc9e No.62985
never drinking that again
202113 No.62986
>>62982
Lad come on I like spearmint tea as well. Don't be bothered by it.
7d8e37 No.62987
>>62963
That's not him, lad. A King would make his presence known.
71dc9e No.62988
>>62986
Lad, you don't need to watch your testosterone levels
5fb7d4 No.62991
>>62989
Serious question lad, why do you have that saved?
bb7589 No.62993
>>62988
Lad, just counteract it with a drop of SMV
68865f No.62994
>>62989
Thanks lad, it's brave of you to share that for me.
202113 No.62995
>>62985
It literally does nothing I've been drinking it for ages and nothing happened to me.
>>62988
And why do you? Don't let some imageboard memis influence the way you think ffs.
9e4f6c No.62996
>>62993
I want to cum inside her
71dc9e No.62997
>>62989
so what you are saying is that I need to do the polar opposite of what the graph says
dd9611 No.62998
>>62982
have you been drinking it a lot lad?
>>62984
If you're offering, lass..
71dc9e No.63000
>>62993
What?
>>62998
no, not really.
>>62995
I don't think you'll understand
5fb7d4 No.63001
Why are we doing this poal now?
202113 No.63003
>the deal
oh yeah that's what it's called been looking for it for ages. probably won't like it, I don't like blasphemy. is it good?
dd9611 No.63004
>>63000
I'm sure you'll be fine, checked
8a32d2 No.63005
>>62989
I'm disturbed people are making and sharing info-graphics like this.
>>62997
Sounds like a plan. Someone should make the opposite info-graphic as a counter measure to this one.
71dc9e No.63006
>>63004
I don't want to take any chances
5fb7d4 No.63007
>>63003
It's very good imo, I liked it even before the based centrism memi. It's not too long either (it's less than 90 mins) so the politics isn't boring.
202113 No.63008
>>63000
you're pretty obsessed
anyway it was kinda funny to ruin spearmint tea for you but I still feel bad
7d8e37 No.63009
>>62991
In case somebody need it.
>>62994
No problem, lass. I hope I didn't get banned
>>63001
What do you mean?
>>63005
>I'm disturbed people are making and sharing info-graphics like this.
It's all ironic, lad. We're all straight and hate homos here.
71dc9e No.63011
>>63008
>you're pretty obsessed
????
7ebd19 No.63012
>>62999
Is her nose broken? smh I wish men wouldn't keep battering ladies
71dc9e No.63013
has anyone ever actually bought something from infowars
5fb7d4 No.63014
>>63009
Delet it lad
>What do you mean?
It's not till Friday, just seems a bit soon.
99bbd1 No.63016
>>63009
I don't hate them tbh. I just don't think they should be encouraged.
7d8e37 No.63017
>>63014
It takes time to download and encode films, lad. It's so we don't get so stressed and so we can watch the film on time.
7ebd19 No.63018
>>63010
>one of the suggestions is Alex Jones on the Daily Politics
>Alex Jones in the same room as Andrew Neil
How have I never seen this before?
bb7589 No.63020
>>63013
I have actually just ordered some of their KnockOut sleep aid.
>>63012
Smh
8a32d2 No.63021
>>63009
>We're all straight and hate homos here.
Y-yeah me too.
7d8e37 No.63022
>>62994
apparently this one is more up to date
5fb7d4 No.63023
>>63017
Fair enough lad
I already have The Deal on webm btw but the youtibe video would be better
Not that were watching it smh
7d8e37 No.63024
>>63023
Oh if you have it that's fine. You just have to be there when we watch it, if it wins
8a32d2 No.63025
>>63022
There really ought to be one of these to help guys achieve a manly aesthetic.
6837fa No.63026
>>62982
AND YOU CALLED ME A LASS
5fb7d4 No.63027
>>63024
Seems like They Live has won
6837fa No.63028
>>63022
why do you have this?
202113 No.63029
>>63011
with making yourself as manly as possible. are you really that feminine? You shouldn't fucking wreck your brain over this.
71dc9e No.63030
>>63026
you knew the dangers of soy milk, I didn't know about mint tea
7d8e37 No.63031
>>63025
There definitely is, lad. Just ask /fit/
>>63027
We can watch more than one film, lad
dd9611 No.63032
7d8e37 No.63033
>>63028
In case people want it.
8a32d2 No.63034
>>63028
a very good question…
202113 No.63035
>>63030
I rused you lad it's actually all bollocks
5fb7d4 No.63036
>>63031
That's true but wouldn't the Mummy or whatever finishes 2nd come after?
8a32d2 No.63037
>>63031
>Just ask /fit/
I think that all of /fit/ is basically an info-graphic for manlyness.
You couldn't fit it all in one image.
71dc9e No.63038
>>63029
I'm not feminine, but I don't want to become feminine
6837fa No.63039
>>63033
smh
>>63030
I never drank soy tho
7d8e37 No.63040
>>63036
Maybe. We'll see. Can always add it again next week.
>>63037
You can have one for food, one for lifting etc.
202113 No.63041
>>63039
>I never drank soy tho
yeah it's pretty ironic
who's the lass now
71dc9e No.63042
8a32d2 No.63043
>>63040
>You can have one for food, one for lifting etc.
Do you have any of those saved?
If not, why do you have the trap ones saved?
202113 No.63045
>>63042
for fun :^)
>>63038
well then you won't just relax. You just seem very attacked overall when we discuss this. I mean I hate the gayposting too but spearmint tea is hardly gay.
5fb7d4 No.63046
>>63040
The only one of my films to have won wasn't even a film smh
*sets up own cytube in protest*
*realise I can't get in there*
*leave whoever was foolish enough to follow me screaming in the darkness*
202113 No.63047
7d8e37 No.63048
>>63043
I don't, but I do have Mark Rippetoe's starting strength book.
>>63046
What a horrible leader smh
68865f No.63049
>>63022
Wew, I didn't expect something like that to get updated.
5fb7d4 No.63050
>>63047
The Inbetweeners
>>63048
*executes you for blasphemy*
202113 No.63051
thanks lads
as ironic and sick as it sounds but hanging out in this prison cell with you again really lifted me up
6837fa No.63052
>>63051
wew lass, it's more like borstal not prison.
71dc9e No.63053
>>63051
lad this isn't a prison
5fb7d4 No.63054
>>63051
Glad you're feeling a bit better tbh
68865f No.63056
>>63051
You're welcome lass, but I thought /newbrit/ was supposed to be freedom from the prison of /brit/.
dd9611 No.63057
>>63050
the trick is to make it so your suggestions are the only ones to choose from
>>63051
good to hear lass
bb7589 No.63058
Off for a walk.
Night laddos.
058173 No.63059
>>63053
>>63052
>>63051
>>63056
It's like one of those holiday camps you go to when you're English tbh
7d8e37 No.63061
>>63049
Trap research has come a far way but we're still making new discoveries.
>>63051
I wish I could lock you up here tbh but you're free to come and go as you please
6837fa No.63062
>>63059
welcome to the world's highest security prison. Butlins…
5fb7d4 No.63063
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw all this good music I want to use in my videos
>have nothing to set it to
>>63057
>t. creator of film Friday
Easy for you to say
Thought this is exactly what happened a couple of weeks back for me
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202113 No.63064
>>63059
the English aren't the only ones going in holiday camps lad
>>63052
>he suffered two more breakdowns until one day, while sitting on a bus, his persistent angst, dread and fear of failure simply evaporated.
lucky little shit
>>63053
says you
9e4f6c No.63065
>when you have to wait a few days for your guitar strings to sorten out
71dc9e No.63067
9e4f6c No.63068
dd9611 No.63069
>>63063
you can control what films we watch for one of them if you want lad, since you're BO and all
92aedf No.63071
>>63066
i still have the house alone until monday
you can come over for a few days and be lonely together
you can have mummy 2's room just dont talk to me or come into my room i hate talking and youre not allowed in the kitchen if i am in there
202113 No.63072
>>63058
night lad. it's a bit late
>>63056
imageboards are prisons overall
>>63061
>I wish I could lock you up here
that's the nicest thing someone ever told me
6837fa No.63073
>>63064
We should watch Borstal tbh.
>>63072
Imageboards aren't that baaaaaad. are they?
9e4f6c No.63074
>>63072
You're into bondage?
202113 No.63075
>>63071
what does a flight to UK cost? 100€?
92aedf No.63076
7d8e37 No.63077
>>63072
>that's the nicest thing someone ever told me
6837fa No.63078
>>63075
You can probably find some for less
202113 No.63079
>>63074
not really that much, that's not what I meant
you?
>>63073
nah but it's a weird concept to me
6837fa No.63080
5fb7d4 No.63081
>>63075
A lot less I'd guess
9e4f6c No.63082
>>63079
>you?
Yes, but not any extreme stuff, just "normal" stuff
dd9611 No.63083
what are league of legends pro teams doing in my animes?
058173 No.63085
I'm home alone for about a week too tbh
house party? I already spent 5 days indoors wearing only a dressing gown smh
—
smh I don't even remember what stream these dank OCs were from
202113 No.63086
>>63082
Are ropes immoral and against the LORD?
9e4f6c No.63087
>>63086
There's nothing more moral than day of the rope tbh
7d8e37 No.63088
>>63082
what is "normal" bondage?Sorry for reading your spoilers
92aedf No.63089
pah bla blah blorp 2 is the best film
6837fa No.63090
>>63079
Well if we weren't a very strange group, we'd probably use a chat room instead.
9e4f6c No.63091
>>63088
just tying someone up and doing things to them
asserting natural male dominance over the lesser sex
6837fa No.63093
>>63088
we have learnt was lass does the dirty to
92aedf No.63094
>>63093
its not blacked is it?
202113 No.63095
>>63085
>I'm home alone for about a week too tbh
yeah same
>>63090
how far does the line go? I always assumed it was by mere luck that we ended up here. Then again it's like rolling the dice all the time, at some point you will get the result you desire.
92aedf No.63096
daftie when are you coming over
7d8e37 No.63097
>>63093
This? Or something I have missed?
>>63091
Why tie them up though? Aren't you strong enough to keep them from running without it?
68865f No.63099
>>63091
That sounds pretty good actually.
202113 No.63100
>>63096
right after I drink this beer and take a bath. and after I finish my school.
8a32d2 No.63101
>>63048
So… why do you have the trap info-graphics saved?
9e4f6c No.63102
>>63097
So I don't have to worry about holding them down
I also want it done to me
71dc9e No.63103
>>63101
he and Neo are in cahoots
9e4f6c No.63104
>>63099
You proposing something lass…?
5fb7d4 No.63105
>>63097
It was a memi supposedly
8a32d2 No.63106
>>63051
Are you in prison?
7ebd19 No.63107
>>63098
I hate Gaelic orthography
92aedf No.63108
>>63100
so when will that be
i only have the house free until monday so you dhave to leave on sunday
also no alcohol is allowed in this house and no cigarettes or anything else like that
mummy 2 drinks alcohol but i wont allow it while i have the hosue to myself
7d8e37 No.63109
>>63101
Said it twice already.
>>63102
>I also want it done to me
Lad…
>>63105
that's what I thought until now
6837fa No.63111
>>63097
and ropes
>>63095
Online, the line might as well be one drawn in the sand, we find ourselves in only the company we choose.
9e4f6c No.63112
92aedf No.63113
HE'S GONNA GET YOU! WATCH OUT!
058173 No.63115
>>63095
*house parties*
but I only have one tin of scrumpy left smh
>>63098
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>63108
boring tbh
I allow smoking and encourage drinking and could probably find a secret stash of happy leaves tbh
*encourages degeneracy*
no noncery though
7ebd19 No.63116
>>63114
It's not gay if he's a girl tbh
7d8e37 No.63117
71dc9e No.63119
058173 No.63120
>>63119
I want to put my bepis in a gina and make at least 20 white children tbh
9e4f6c No.63121
68865f No.63122
>>63112
Dick length first lad.
9e4f6c No.63123
5fb7d4 No.63124
>>63109
Well who knows
My mind is on other things anyway
5fb7d4 No.63125
>>63119
This tbh, it gets tiring
7ebd19 No.63127
>>63119
What if it's about impregnating Oriental lasses?
71dc9e No.63128
>>63127
That's ok, but we shouldn't be discussing the details tbh
8a32d2 No.63129
>>63109
>Said it twice already.
Because you want to become a trap?
202113 No.63132
>the kanker thread on /co/ is gone
>I don't have my hard drive with over 1000 maries, among the one that i need to reply to Dorset with
>google gives me shit
aaaaaahh nvm
>>63131
I'm not into yank metrics how much is that in yuropoor
9e4f6c No.63134
71dc9e No.63135
>>63132
>I'm not into yank metrics how much is that in yuropoor
about 14cm
5fb7d4 No.63136
>>63132
You need to learn the imperial system tbh
68865f No.63137
>>63131
Nothing less than 9' I'm afraid.
71dc9e No.63138
File: bd71b40e8b7ae05⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 183.69 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, def0978b09c8501224ec448b6b….jpg)
9e4f6c No.63139
>>63137
Well that's too bad because I'm going to fuck you anyway you little slut
7ebd19 No.63140
>>63128
Not even about filling her vagina with semen?
>>63137
Neo confirmed for BBC fan.
8a32d2 No.63141
this thread is no longer wholesome
68865f No.63142
>>63139
Don't rape me.
>>63140
I don't fuck niggers lad.
5fb7d4 No.63143
>>63140
>implying the BBC memi is real
>>63141
This
Stop gayposting lads
71dc9e No.63144
>>63140
>Not even about filling her vagina with semen?
save that for marriage
9e4f6c No.63145
>>63142
I'd love to rape you
92aedf No.63146
I am not even sure what I want. I am lonely and want a girl to cuddle and stuff with. But I also am glad I can be alone all the time.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
202113 No.63148
>>63145
you slut
i thought what we had was special
71dc9e No.63149
9e4f6c No.63150
>>63148
I thought you didn't love me
202113 No.63151
>>63150
I thought you left this place forever
92aedf No.63152
ok ive decided
i want to live in a moominhouse in the countryside and live with several women who are highly submissive to me and all love me and are ok with the fact that i like to be alone most of the time but are always there when iwant to not be alone and who take care of evrything like cooking and cleaning for me
9e4f6c No.63154
>>63151
I came back for you
92aedf No.63155
fuck i have to go doctors tomorrow i forgot i dont wanna go reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
202113 No.63158
>>63155
what kinda doctor fam?
8a32d2 No.63159
i can't believe this is allowed tbh
202113 No.63161
>>63160
But you'll still leave eventually
71dc9e No.63162
File: 21444493d41c2c8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 176.96 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, 21444493d41c2c8db8ed908e1c….jpg)
202113 No.63164
>>63163
smh lad
the others actually like you don't listen to them
5fb7d4 No.63165
brb killing myself
>>63160
Don't kill any grills lad
>>63161
We all will
7ebd19 No.63166
>>63142
Of course not. They fuck you. :^)
68865f No.63167
>>63162
She needs to get a size up on that bikini top tbh.
>>63166
They don't fuck me and I don't fuck them.
202113 No.63168
>>63165
ahhh lad yes you're right
9e4f6c No.63169
>>63164
you're the only one that matters
>>63167
*pounds your tight aryan boipucci with my swarthy britonic cock*
71dc9e No.63170
dd9611 No.63171
>>63169
can't you keep the lewd tasteful lad?
dd9611 No.63172
proud to have read his books growing up
68865f No.63173
9e4f6c No.63174
>>63170
Why?
>>63171
how?
>>63173
what did he mean by this?
8a32d2 No.63175
>>63172
>wtf I love Roald Dahl now.
Bloody strange name though.
5fb7d4 No.63176
>>63168
>I will leave at some point
>then I won't have any like-minded people to talk to at all
>the loneliness will only get worse
Why did you remind me of this reeeeee
5fb7d4 No.63177
>>63175
I always thought he was Norwegian for some reason
71dc9e No.63178
>>63167
>She needs to get a size up on that bikini top tbh.
Neo, I'll trust your judgement for bra sizes
8a32d2 No.63179
>>63177
I always knew he was English. I actually went to the same school as him.
202113 No.63180
>>63169
Apart from your nipples maybe nothing about you is swarthy.
>>63176
YOU REMINDED YOURSELF LAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You won't tbh, you have a whole carrier before you and then you'll have a beautiful wife and kids and you'll completely forget this board ever happened
68865f No.63181
>>63174
It means
SOMEBODY SAVE ME
>>63178
Thanks lad.
dd9611 No.63183
>>63174
by being less profane I suppose
>>63175
he's a based welsh lad
dd9611 No.63184
>>63177
oh just looked and his parents were Norwegian you're right
92aedf No.63185
>>63160
wheres this from
>>63158
gp
5fb7d4 No.63186
>>63179
That's cool lad.
>>63180
How can I remind myself when I never forget? How about that, I win.
I hope so, it's just hard to see it right now. I'm hope you have the same tbh (obviously a husband instead but you know what I mean). Don't marry some random drunk Ruski tho. When you find what you need, you grab it with both hands.
>>63184
Makes sense. I'm good at sniffing out foreigners.
71dc9e No.63188
File: 6c4978bdc556361⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.5 KB, 701x1000, 701:1000, C9iX1uVXsAAaN1_.jpg large.jpg)
>tfw no chinky wife
why live
8a32d2 No.63190
>>63186
>That's cool lad.
Turns out he's not English at all - a Welsh lad with Norwegian parents.
He just went to an English school, a long way from Wales too. Must have been tough.
5052e1 No.63191
>>63022
IS 22st UN-IRONICALLY INTO TRAPS???
5fb7d4 No.63192
>>63190
That's how they did it in those days. It created tough men the ones that didn't play soggy biscuit anyway
202113 No.63194
>>63186
Yes lad. But remember: "grabbing it with both hands" can sometimes fail because of the most stupid factors you have no influence on. And I was pretty close to happiness once.
>>63189
no idea you fucking Casanova
>>63192
>soggy biscuit
stop bringing it up ffs it's disgusting
8a32d2 No.63195
>>63191
This tbh…
>>63192
I think that game's a bit of a myth. I heard about it at school, but everyone found the thought of it far to disgusting to ever even come close to doing it.
5fb7d4 No.63198
>>63194
Anything can happen. You have to take risks. If you sit back and do nothing you'll regret it for the rest of your life. You'll constantly be plagued by thoughts of what could've been, memories of a life never lived. It's torture. If you grab onto things and never let them go then at least you have a chance of being happy. It's not 100%, but a chance is better than nothing. I know.
>stop bringing it up ffs it's disgusting
I know but we have to face the fact that it exists
>>63195
It's more a public school thing, but it's defo exaggerated.
8a32d2 No.63199
>>63198
>It's more a public school thing, but it's defo exaggerated.
I went to public school. That's how come I went to the same school as Rohld Dahl.
71dc9e No.63200
>>63198
>>63194
The only way to avoid losing things is to never get them in the first place
5fb7d4 No.63201
>>63199
I was talking about the more prestigious ones like Eton tbh
Does this mean you're a richfag btw?
>>63200
>reading very private spoilers
what's the point
But this is a bad post
8a32d2 No.63203
>>63201
>Does this mean you're a richfag btw?
How much money do you have to have to be a richfag?
71dc9e No.63204
>>63201
>>reading very private spoilers
Lad spoilers are made to be read
202113 No.63205
>>63198
I don't really know if I could've had influenced it
>>63200
Disagreed lad. I will either have something with the danger of losing it or I would be a hollow shell like now.
5fb7d4 No.63206
>>63203
It's admittedly subjective, but I'd call anyone with large-ish money reserves a richfag, but obviously things vary massively.
>>63204
They're really not but if it's posted in the thread, it's read, I guess
>>63205
You can tell me. In PMs if you want, away from prying eyes.
7ebd19 No.63207
>>63203
If you can go to public school you're a richfag tbh
8a32d2 No.63209
>>63207
I got a scholarship.
6837fa No.63210
>tfw the thread was being gay and lewd so I went for a based night drive.
7ebd19 No.63213
>>63209
Fair enough. That just makes you a middle class fag.
6837fa No.63215
>>63214
bad link lass, night anyway
71dc9e No.63216
202113 No.63217
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>63215
wrong link sorry
not that you care
68865f No.63219
6837fa No.63220
>>63217
>not that you care
wewsh I'm hurt tbh
9e4f6c No.63221
>ywn go for a night ride with neo and shag him in the back of the car
6837fa No.63223
>>63221
What is it with you and shagging everything. Fucking west country gypos, all you can think of is scrumpy and shagging
7d8e37 No.63224
>>63221
Oh we're still going with that
9e4f6c No.63225
7ebd19 No.63226
>>63223
Dorset isn't really the westcountry tbh
6837fa No.63227
9e4f6c No.63228
>>63226
Say that to my face and see what happens fucker
68865f No.63229
>>63221
Do you even own a car?
9e4f6c No.63230
6837fa No.63231
>>63230
She doesn't even have pop up lights smh
71dc9e No.63233
>>63232
fuck I meant to spoiler
058173 No.63234
>>63227
>>63226
I BEE'ST THA REAL WEST COUNTRY OO ARR
DISRESPEC' THA WESS' CUNTROI AN OI'LL DOUSE YEZ IN COIDA
AN' THROW ME POIPE ON ET
9e4f6c No.63235
68865f No.63236
>>63230
I'm not sure whether that's horrifying or romantic.
71dc9e No.63237
>>63236
He wants to damage your clutch
6837fa No.63238
>>63236
He's going to flip you on a country lane and leave you in a ditch whilst he drunkenly scurries home.
68865f No.63241
>>63237
Not permanently I hope.
>>63238
Wew, that's definitely not my kind of date.
6837fa No.63242
>>63241
Welcome to the west country lass.
7ebd19 No.63243
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>63234
Only Cornwall and Devon are the real bestcountry. Tourists out.
>>63216
>Mr Corbyn plans to nationalise energy, rail and mail and will introduce a 20:1 pay cap for businesses.
>The Labour leader will only send the armed forces into combat if "all other options have been exhausted"
Yeurgh, now I have to wonder whether to actually vote Labour. That EU and immigration shit though.
7ebd19 No.63244
>>63236
He's going to put his key in your ignition.
71dc9e No.63245
File: cf828c18d0abdb7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 321.79 KB, 1123x1600, 1123:1600, C_F9HGrXcAE_tTD.jpg large.jpg)
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever actually wanted a relationship
6837fa No.63246
>>63243
It's all the fucking boonies past sussex tbh
9e4f6c No.63247
>>63243
>Tourists out.
d-dont remind me
68865f No.63248
>>63244
That doesn't sound too bad although I don't want his key in the first place.
9e4f6c No.63249
>>63248
You secretly do, you're doing what lasses always do
6837fa No.63250
>>63249
getting very rapey here dorset.
058173 No.63251
>>63242
>ywn drink scrumpy out of a stone bottle, steal a hay cart with a lass and drive it up a hill fort and have knees up in a barrow on the top and lay there and watch the sunset
>>63243
SUMMERSETTTTT OIIOIOIOI
only the shitty big towns and cities are tourist traps here smh
68865f No.63252
>>63249
It's the wrong colour lad…
6837fa No.63253
>>63251
Fuck lad, didn't want these west country feels
dd9611 No.63254
10:30pm, wednesday, on the estate, the smell of weed fills the air
9e4f6c No.63255
058173 No.63256
night lads
Somerset is the real west country cornwall is just a shitty tourist trap filled with old people/baby boomers
7ebd19 No.63257
>>63247
He's going to open up your bonnet and have a rummage around.
68865f No.63258
>>63254
Sorry to hear that lass.
>>63255
Still too dark for me…
dd9611 No.63259
9e4f6c No.63260
>>63258
You'll like it when you try it
7d8e37 No.63261
7ebd19 No.63262
>>63256
>filled with old people/baby boomers
Just like Dorset tbh FUCKING GROCKLES GET OUT OF MY DUCHY
9e4f6c No.63263
68865f No.63264
>>63257
You mean he'll go down on me? That's nice of him.
>>63260
I don't want to get celted though.
9e4f6c No.63265
>>63264
do you want me to?
71dc9e No.63266
>the gayism is continuing
7ebd19 No.63268
>>63264
He's going to practice parallel parking.
68865f No.63272
>>63265
Celt me? No Go down on me? Sure, go ahead lad.
6837fa No.63273
>>63272
*throws a bucket of woad on you*
CELTED
71dc9e No.63274
>>63272
STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX
9e4f6c No.63275
>>63272
*Goes down on you*
fcbd8d No.63276
I JUST WANT TO BE A PIRATE IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF PIRACY RATHER THAN A CUCKOLDED NEET TBH
68865f No.63277
>>63273
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee this racial dominance dynamic was supposed to be the other way around.
>>63275
Thanks lad, you're a real trooper.
7d8e37 No.63278
9e4f6c No.63279
>>63277
*grabs you and pins you to the ground*
6837fa No.63280
>>63277
CELTIC PRIDE
*ties you up to a carbomb and puts a revolver to your head*
7ebd19 No.63281
>>63277
We're all one race, anon. One Celto-Brythonic race.
9e4f6c No.63282
>anti-nofappers
i should just ignore them tbh
71dc9e No.63283
>>63282
>there are people that are against nofap
kill them
68865f No.63284
>>63279
>>63280
>>63281
What is the best course of action when you've got three swarthy men on top of you?
71dc9e No.63285
>>63284
STOP POSTING LIKE THIS
6837fa No.63286
>>63284
FREE ULSTER TIOCFAIDH AR LA
9e4f6c No.63287
>>63283
they are killing themselves tbh
>>63284
take it like the sissy you are
9e4f6c No.63289
>>63288
give in to it boy
t. uncle monty
9e4f6c No.63291
>>63290
I'm only attracted to traps
That doesn't make me fully gay
71dc9e No.63292
>>63291
lad if you're attracted to any man, you're 100% homo
9e4f6c No.63293
>>63292
I like women as well
I also dislike manly men
this would make me around 25% homosexual
6837fa No.63296
>>63295
So did neo :thinking:
71dc9e No.63297
File: aded036f39fa8e4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 98.54 KB, 1066x1600, 533:800, C_ZlrFsU0AAk0Ib.jpg large.jpg)
now that there is no more homo talk i can go to sleep
night lads
7d8e37 No.63298
68865f No.63299
>>63286
Now the swarthy men are taunting me in their foreign tongue. Their course words are a mystery to me but their intention is all too clear.
>>63297
Sweet dreams lad.
6837fa No.63300
6837fa No.63302
>>63299
I'd never harm you tho lass, but I might pretend so that my demands are met
7ebd19 No.63303
5fb7d4 No.63304
When did we become /erp/?
68865f No.63305
>>63300
The foreign men are now reading my journal and correcting my spelling mistakes…
>>63301
Bit of a munter tbh.
>>63302
That's a bit devilish lad.
>>63303
Another mystery word.
9e4f6c No.63306
71dc9e No.63307
STOP BEING GAY
ok now I'm actually going to bed
DO NOT BE GAY WHILST I AM AWAY
6837fa No.63308
>>63307
guten nacht herr kommandant
>>63305
once a free Ireland has been establish I wont read your journal as much as I do now
7ebd19 No.63309
>>63305
*desperately tries to remember Cornish words*
Pask lowen, lass
7d8e37 No.63311
>>63310
Just really simple shapes tbh
7d8e37 No.63312
>>63304
This evening. I guess it's the next step…
7ebd19 No.63313
>>63310
How do bubbles always know to be round? Was there some ancestral bubble that told them all what shape to be?
5fb7d4 No.63314
>>63312
Call me a killjoy but I'm just tired of it. Maybe I'm just not in the right mood though.
8a32d2 No.63315
>>63311
>Just really simple shapes tbh
You think massive pyramids are easy to make though?
It's a bit of a weird choice of a massive endeavour for one thing, and odd that it turns up all around the globe.
68865f No.63316
>>63306
*calls the popo*
>>63308
I beg you, please establish yourself with someone else.
>>63309
Their alien tongue haunts my waking hours as well as my dreams.
dd9611 No.63317
>>63311
Occam's Razor was used to cut payots lad
>>63313
The shape of the bubble was decided by the Aryator. (inventor of the shapes)
5fb7d4 No.63318
>>>/pol/9885933
Almond status: activated
e56071 No.63319
Just later civilisations cargo-culting the ancient Celto-Atlantean high technology that their oral legends spoke of.
8a32d2 No.63320
>>63314
Tbh, it creates an unpleasant atmosphere. Like being stuck in the same room as a couple that are heavy petting, with all the smells and noises that entails, and you're not into it.
dd9611 No.63321
>>63318
>>Why should we French or Germans be obeying the will of people in other countries?
>Since we're one and the same?
8a32d2 No.63322
>>63310
Ancient Aryans man.
They were amazing.
7d8e37 No.63323
>>63314
It was a bit much for me as well, but I guess I'm a bit hypocritical.
>>63315
It's a simple and sturdy shape. It's piling rocks on top of each other and took many years.
>>63320
Yeah that describes it well I guess.
5fb7d4 No.63324
>>63320
I won't ban anyone for it but people are taking the gay stuff too far is all. We can shitpost (or even talk about other stuff) without erping tbh
>>63321
I wonder if it's Big Dick himself?
Defo a shill
>>63323
Maybe but you never went as far as they just did tonight lad
7ebd19 No.63325
>>63318
>plebs taking over a plutocratic institution
Piece of cake tbh, just get rich and powerful then lobby the Commission. What could be easier?
8a32d2 No.63326
>>63323
> It's piling rocks on top of each other and took many years.
Implying our Ancient Aryan ancestors didn't simply move the rocks with the power of their minds alone.
5fb7d4 No.63327
>>63325
It's hilarious, they don't even know how it works.
6837fa No.63328
>>63316
Just the wrong lass in the wrong place
7ebd19 No.63332
>>>/pol/9886555
top /pol/
>>63329
The northern coordinate is unreasonably accurate, and the eastern coordinate is just plucked out of the air. At almost any longitude or latitude you could keep looking until you find a significant building.
9b1a7d No.63334
>read trhough 800 posts to catch up hoping for some delicious drama
>entire thread is dorset cucking herts and 22st
68865f No.63335
8a32d2 No.63336
>>63334
None of us were that pleased about it tbh.
I left for a while.