[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / abdl / animu / arepa / christ / fast / general / mde / vg ]

/newbrit/ - /brit//politics/

Disclaimer: This is entirely satire
Name
Email
Subject
Comment *
File
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field[▶ Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Flag
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, swf, pdf
Max filesize is 16 MB.
Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000.
You may upload 5 per post.


Just what you need to make you feel better

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f5231f  No.55671

*steals links from 4/pol*

>Tory reich wobbles as Labour gains again

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-gain-tory-victory-theresa-may-general-election-8-june-yougov-opinium-polls-a7709961.html

https://archive.is/MKN2R

>Brexit talks could collapse - Juncker walks out on May

http://news.sky.com/story/may-and-junckers-brexit-talks-were-not-a-disaster-no-10-insists-10859423

https://archive.is/8Rcgd

>Theresa May hiding from public, no TV debates, lists public rally as "child's birthday"

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html

https://archive.is/d7P47

>MPs ramp up anti-"fake news" campaign = war on free speech

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/apr/26/facebook-must-step-up-fake-news-fight-before-uk-election-urges-mp?CMP=share_btn_tw

https://archive.is/s31xB

>SNP election victory would mandate INDYREF2 in Scotland

https://reportuk.org/2017/04/30/election-victory-would-give-snp-the-right-to-hold-new-referendum-over-half-of-scots-think/

https://archive.is/nZchL

>Farron softens 'hard-Bremain' policy to woo Brexiters

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/

https://archive.is/SKiKJ

>'Brink of Bankruptcy' is election hyperbole

https://www.forbes.com/sites/francescoppola/2017/04/30/the-uks-prime-minister-got-her-election-strapline-from-a-surprising-source/#1290b1fa7dec

https://archive.is/TrhTi

>Live GE2017 odds : Coalition of Chaos (CoC) @ 10/1

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/uk-politics?ev_oc_grp_ids=282167

:::VIDEOS:::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-UQb_4AIw [Embed]

>Nuttall: White rapists are better than brown rapists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyG31fVWK9w [Embed]

>Arch-Remainer Gina Miller offers big-business carrots for remainer MPs

f5231f  No.55673

File: c1992975d85a84a⋯.jpeg (73.04 KB, 428x592, 107:148, PE201.jpeg)


f5231f  No.55679

File: d6def2da056a17c⋯.jpg (63.89 KB, 471x699, 157:233, Eugenie 1.jpg)

Good lass


f5231f  No.55680

File: 6a5c9bd7f1c7b63⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 171.26 KB, 901x1280, 901:1280, C-IAE5lXoAENQSM.jpg large.jpg)


f5231f  No.55681

File: da03b6a5e2986d6⋯.jpg (27.91 KB, 264x190, 132:95, 20170501_162949.jpg)

Nth for Marmite is best food


f5231f  No.55682

File: ea5ec6feaa5f0e3⋯.jpg (98.28 KB, 840x960, 7:8, cover me.jpg)

good lass


f5231f  No.55683

File: 169daede0362a7e⋯.jpg (151.75 KB, 850x1354, 425:677, 1489880905930.jpg)

>>55671

Thanks lass.


f5231f  No.55684

File: e4fa1c6cb0ea450⋯.png (503.73 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 2411ef0b0742c756cc8644c2d6….png)

>>55682

>that image


f5231f  No.55686

>>55682

Why would a sniper, lying on the floor, say "cover me"?

I bet a girl drew this.


f5231f  No.55687

File: 672177025c9bff4⋯.mp4 (863.1 KB, 480x480, 1:1, barely restrained displeas….mp4)

>>55671

>stealing from 4/pol/


f5231f  No.55688

File: df80657bb94d931⋯.png (62.09 KB, 850x639, 850:639, Luna hug.png)

>>55682

*gets hugged*

Thanks, lass


f5231f  No.55689


f5231f  No.55690

>>55686

Because girls cant into foxholes


f5231f  No.55693

File: ba667b55eca86f4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.13 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Imogen 1.jpg)


f5231f  No.55694

>>55687

I couldnt vote for him after seeing that. Even if he did his Aha cover before the GE.


f5231f  No.55695

I guess pretending to be somebody else is disrespectful smh

Just trying to summon her smh


f5231f  No.55696

>>55691

you can if you want to


f5231f  No.55697

>>55695

I don't want xem here.


f5231f  No.55698


f5231f  No.55699

>>55696

did it boi


f5231f  No.55700

File: 2453d4123818dc6⋯.png (458.48 KB, 869x722, 869:722, (you).png)

>>55685

Here's your (You), you didn't get one since you deleted your post.

>>55695

Don't go to extreme lengths lad. If if he comes here I won't ban him on sight since I've given you more control, but he will be bullied and watched closely.


f5231f  No.55701

File: c7a95f8f2fdbf2d⋯.png (9.79 KB, 438x474, 73:79, yourabigstraw.png)

>>55698

Luuna

>>55697

buut I do


f5231f  No.55702

File: 052ba6c6c8a36b6⋯.jpg (91.08 KB, 480x715, 96:143, bink.jpg)

>>55699

Don't put too much pressure on him and nothing will come out of it anyway…

>>55700

don't worry about my (You)s

>>55701

But most of the board don't


f5231f  No.55703

File: 701bdd4b4b1ad66⋯.jpeg (84.79 KB, 450x450, 1:1, image.jpeg)

>yw run free and spirited, amongst the children of your kind, in wonder a merriment


f5231f  No.55704

>>55703

Thats a weird but wholesome point, lad.


f5231f  No.55705

>>55701

Did you make that pepe, lad?


f5231f  No.55706

>>55702

He's happy to be talking and he said he appreciated the invite.


f5231f  No.55707

File: f09a04412257846⋯.gif (981.31 KB, 500x321, 500:321, snuffkin5.gif)

>>55703

>ywn break all of the stupid rules

>ywn smoke raspberry tobacco


f5231f  No.55708

File: 689d0335f555caf⋯.jpg (34.64 KB, 720x544, 45:34, The.Prisoner.S01E05.The.Ge….jpg)


f5231f  No.55709

File: f2f6a5b8e2cf6ef⋯.png (159.92 KB, 498x328, 249:164, hullo.png)

>>55378

sorry for the late one lad

was watching Mrs Jewyid's Home For Retarded Children or whatever that jewlywood film is called

smh, da won't watch an hour and a half of pure samurai kino in two sittings because "it has subtitles, I'd rather read a book" but he will sit through an incredibly shitty pozzfest from jewlywood even though he knows it's formulaic bullshit. smh

>>55392

YURTS ARE A memi


f5231f  No.55710

File: ff03c42ef8ad3dc⋯.jpg (53.16 KB, 599x601, 599:601, fuck.jpg)

>>55709

>incredibly shitty pozzfest from jewlywood

smh wanted to watch it


f5231f  No.55711

>>55709

Its alright the lads came to the "rescue"


f5231f  No.55712

File: 5787a57429a0f4a⋯.png (7.45 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

>>55700

>but he will be bullied and watched closely.

That's fine. She will learn to ignore the bullies. She did really well the time she was allowed to stay.

>>55702

>But most of the board don't

I'm selfish

>>55705

I made the edit. It's the Welshlad Pepe. here is the original


f5231f  No.55713

>>55707

>>55707

>>55707

That's from th episode where Moomintroll found the last dragon.


f5231f  No.55714

File: 53f9dbe8b814941⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 246.71 KB, 1280x1701, 1280:1701, 842690ed3ffa47a1065a1d4d76….jpg)

>>55712

>I made the edit. It's the Welshlad Pepe. here is the original

Nice to see Chris Chan memis have legs in the modern world.


f5231f  No.55715

>>55702

Tbh most of the board are oddballs themselves.


f5231f  No.55716

File: 9a979c20af48a12⋯.jpg (182.02 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, the prisoner.jpg)

>>55703

>tfw you will never be a free human being, and will remain a number.


f5231f  No.55717

File: 180fe8b6a3ffbe0⋯.jpg (103.07 KB, 640x902, 320:451, bs.jpg)

>>55707

Snufkin is a good lad, lass.


f5231f  No.55718

File: 8fbb3dd2b296cd2⋯.webm (2.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1413880560532.webm)

>ywn be the little comfy pig


f5231f  No.55719

>>55715

>Tbh most of the board are oddballs themselves.

untrue


f5231f  No.55720

File: 22a9cc0a79df840⋯.gif (244.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, gg5.gif)

>>55710

it's ok if you only want to see the pretty cgi and can ignore the massive hooked noses and gaping plotholes everywhere

>>55711

alls well that shitposts well then


f5231f  No.55721

>>55715

>oddballs

Is that a compliment lass?


f5231f  No.55722

File: 9247e3c488f5203⋯.jpg (134.73 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, unstoppable.jpg)

>>55702

I'm going to go ahead and worry about you anyway lass

After all, I never asked you to worry about me, but I'm grateful for it

>>55712

He doesn't want to come here though, and now Britposter's back I don't think it'll be possible. Honestly lad, it's best to let sleeping dogs lie.


f5231f  No.55723

>>55718

Want to bet?

>>55716

What number are you, lad?


f5231f  No.55724

>>55718

I wish we had more wild boars in this country.


f5231f  No.55725

>>55723

You can make me into a little pig with druid magic? I was only joking, please don't


f5231f  No.55726

>>55709

Yurts can be a good cheap form of outdoor accommodation, that you don't need Planning permission to build. They are also better at dealing with high wind than rectangular buildings.

http://www.woodlandyurts.co.uk/Woodland_Yurts/yurt_living.html


f5231f  No.55727

>>55718

aww he looks so happy


f5231f  No.55728

>>55724

Reintroduce wild boars to Hyde Park when?


f5231f  No.55729

>>55712

>>55714

Yeah I was surprised that a tasteful chris chan reference in a memi was possible.


f5231f  No.55730

File: 7963f7bf551eb29⋯.jpg (35.08 KB, 720x544, 45:34, The.Prisoner.S01E05.The.Ge….jpg)

>>55723

Nothing as special as number 6.


f5231f  No.55731

>>55719

For example, you're an unironic race mixer self-harmer lad.

>>55721

The druids are all odd in a good way imo.


f5231f  No.55732

>>55724

Wild Boars are fucking cunts tbh, they'd only be good for shooting


f5231f  No.55733

File: d3b385878eac724⋯.png (317.73 KB, 766x396, 383:198, true love.png)

>>55718

I love animals, and that pig is cute af


f5231f  No.55734

>>55729

what's the reference tbh?


f5231f  No.55735

>>55728

We have some but we need more, I would indeed support them being reintroduced to Hyde Park.


f5231f  No.55736

>>55731

>you're an unironic race mixer self-harmer lad.

lass please


f5231f  No.55737

>>55733

Did you pull a Cameron, lad?


f5231f  No.55738

>>55725

If I could do that I wouldnt because I like you, lad.

>>55726

Only issue is fitting out a round yurt, harder to plumb and make cabinetry for. A timber shed could be l shaped and angled into the wind if that was a problem, but we arent far from a major motorway so its unlikely ti be an issue.


f5231f  No.55739

File: 2214507cd42084f⋯.png (107.27 KB, 233x204, 233:204, ClipboardImage.png)


f5231f  No.55740

>>55732

They are violent but I like that. We need some mild menace lurking (other than grubby foreigners) about to keep us on our toes.


f5231f  No.55741

>>55724

We do have wild boars, don't we?


f5231f  No.55742

File: 44717b80330d60e⋯.mp4 (6.86 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, David Cameron appears in b….mp4)

>>55737

Oh God no

This man has probably played soggy biscuit at some point in his life too


f5231f  No.55743

File: 49d536d2d8d0b88⋯.jpg (11.56 KB, 174x147, 58:49, ss (2016-07-09 at 07.24.09….jpg)

>wild boar

WHO /GALLIC/ HERE?


f5231f  No.55744

File: 9f20981d4a7cc16⋯.jpg (67.62 KB, 467x467, 1:1, f6a2c477af8dac1be6653ce2a5….jpg)

>>55731

>not number MR2

Lad..

>>55730

>The druids are all odd in a good way imo

:D eccentric is the word I reckon. And thanks.


f5231f  No.55745

>>55740

Tbf you have a point, something to fend off


f5231f  No.55746

>>55741

We do and they are growing in number but I want more.


f5231f  No.55747

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>55739

kek. I miss the old days


f5231f  No.55748

>>55744

But number two is the man in charge of Island, I'm actually number AW11 :^)


f5231f  No.55749

File: 117220c21adb887⋯.png (140.29 KB, 351x380, 351:380, Obelix.png)

>>55741

Not nearly enough though.


f5231f  No.55750

>>55748

Lad you'll never guess what


f5231f  No.55751

File: e3d28d40f452f37⋯.png (547.33 KB, 500x630, 50:63, ClipboardImage.png)


f5231f  No.55752

>>55751

T H I C C


f5231f  No.55753

>>55745

Yes it would make walking home from the local tavern more interesting. Less Muslims more big piggies tbh.


f5231f  No.55754

File: 5dec892d271b005⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 635.82 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 5dec892d271b0057ef18415b71….jpg)


f5231f  No.55755

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>55747

Why didn't Gordon just continue his transformation into this?


f5231f  No.55756

File: 20599cfd489c7e2⋯.jpeg (88.55 KB, 700x312, 175:78, image.jpeg)

can this be made a banner?


f5231f  No.55758

>>55750

Yes lad?


f5231f  No.55759

>>55753

If i was walking back and there was a fucking boar i would be pretty scared though tbh

>>55756

this


f5231f  No.55760

>>55756

Edit in some flags tbh


f5231f  No.55761

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>55747

Aw. The way he calms down as soon as his dad talks to him.


f5231f  No.55762

>>55756

comfy

I heard the banner uploading part of the site is broken


f5231f  No.55763

>>55749

BASED Obelix.

>>55751

Lewd.


f5231f  No.55764

>>55751

*looks nervously at the 30 year old issues on his shelf*

>sweats.jpg


f5231f  No.55765

File: 3d3775599d40ffe⋯.jpg (76.41 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 704397-p.jpg)

>>55759

Nah just shank it and sell it at the market.


f5231f  No.55766

>>55756

Deerboy Herts on the right. Pembs can be Little My.


f5231f  No.55767

>>55756

Crop it to specifications first. I can't add banners atm though, it's broken since the hack


f5231f  No.55768

>>55759

Some fear is good, especially if it can be overcome with bravery and strength.


f5231f  No.55769

File: 95b6a19cba40ea8⋯.png (580.68 KB, 762x464, 381:232, varg-vikernes.png)

>>55766

Stop making me a deerboy


f5231f  No.55770

>>55761

His dad could have saved him but died soon after

>>55766

I don't want to be her smh


f5231f  No.55771

>>55765

They're pretty angry lad

>>55758

Bertie and lee met up in real life. Fuckin mental


f5231f  No.55772

>>55771

Oh yeah lad I knew that.


f5231f  No.55773

>>55751

She's a big lass.

>>55770

Daftie would be a good Little My tbh.


f5231f  No.55774

>>55771

It used to be a rite of passage to hunt a boar lad. Arent you brave enough?


f5231f  No.55775

>>55767

can't crop atm, I'm just on a stupid tablet.


f5231f  No.55776

>>55770

>>55773

>Daftie would be a good Little My tbh.

Yeah. Just banter because Pembs is short smh


f5231f  No.55777

>>55754

She's beautiful tbh but I wouldn't take her as a wife


f5231f  No.55778

>>55768

i spose lad

>>55772

W-wait what, HOW?

>>55774

Not when i've had a drink and walking back in the dark and a fucking boar comes out gnashing at me


f5231f  No.55779

>>55775

It's fine lad, do it another time. There's no rush, codemonkey is kill I think so don't expect banners anytime soon.


f5231f  No.55780

>>55777

lad why not


f5231f  No.55781

>>55778

What would you do if it was a paki instead if a boar?

TAKE ON ALL COMERS


f5231f  No.55782

>>55779

>codemonkey is kill

Im alright with this.


f5231f  No.55783

File: c24e3acaaf1711e⋯.jpg (122.04 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ss (2016-06-05 at 03.02.07….jpg)

>>55776

Who is going to be snufkin? That's the real question.

>>55778

I have my channels.


f5231f  No.55784

>>55713

I know I just post gifs that I have atm. I didn't watch it, I read the books.


f5231f  No.55785

File: 9fd861bb77bd1e8⋯.webm (3.57 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Mosley - Train 5.webm)

Aight gents how we doing?


f5231f  No.55786

Tony Blair: Macron Win in French Presidentials Would Be Great Global Victory

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/01/blair-macron-win-french-presidentials-great-global-victory/

Remember the time he stole Murdoch's chinky girlfriend?

>>55776

Smh lad, you're supposed to compliment her feminine stature.


f5231f  No.55787

File: b0e9794b6cc5d4e⋯.jpg (40.29 KB, 720x544, 45:34, The.Prisoner.S01E05.The.Ge….jpg)

>>55785

Hullo lad


f5231f  No.55788

File: 3271d551cdefae6⋯.jpeg (88.69 KB, 800x533, 800:533, wb1.jpeg)

*snuffles about*


f5231f  No.55789

File: d2be18020a1a6ef⋯.jpg (413.28 KB, 736x1024, 23:32, 5459411789_ffb20b0a9e_b.jpg)

>>55785

not bad tbh you?


f5231f  No.55790

>>55715

But no one here plans on looping it off.

>>55717

I know, I love him.

>>55722

Aw thanks. Your (You) is always much appreciated.


f5231f  No.55791

>>55781

i wouldnt be as scared from a paki tbh, they're almost always really weak

>>55783

>I have my channels.

what did he memi by this

>>55785

EYYYY LAD!!!!


f5231f  No.55792

File: f51aa092b687c5d⋯.jpg (18.91 KB, 468x264, 39:22, 468px-KojimaCameo_02.jpg)


f5231f  No.55793


f5231f  No.55794

File: 1d0331dfe9cff6c⋯.png (50.04 KB, 1000x980, 50:49, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c23e6cccf60f089⋯.gif (2.1 MB, 1260x538, 630:269, 0c3119a02da5e8fb8aad9830f9….gif)

>>55769

>Stop making me a deerboy

Never

>>55783

>Who is going to be snufkin? That's the real question.

The deerboy

>>55786

>Smh lad, you're supposed to compliment her feminine stature.

I know I'm just not good at going on about it. Sorry, Pembs


f5231f  No.55795

>>55790

>But no one here plans on looping it off.

Luuna does?


f5231f  No.55796

>>55794

I think you should be the gay moomin, whichever one that is.


f5231f  No.55797

>>55791

>i wouldnt be as scared from a paki tbh, they're almost always really weak

But the bolice don't Protect the Boars rights to kill you with impunity. If you kill a Boar for attacking you, you can just eat it.


f5231f  No.55798

>>55779

hold on ok


f5231f  No.55799

>>55797

This is true tbh.


f5231f  No.55800

>>55790

lass look >>55785

>>55797

guess im just a badass tbh


f5231f  No.55801

File: 00db58497f3decd⋯.png (578.39 KB, 894x894, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>55796

On DeviantArt everybody is gay


f5231f  No.55802

File: c8edfa47dfda08f⋯.jpg (62.55 KB, 507x850, 507:850, 1492560388339.jpg)

>>55790

I'm pretty sure we talked her out of lopping it off.

>>55794

Deerboys are magic tbh.


f5231f  No.55803

>>55801

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


f5231f  No.55804

>>55801

n-no lad


f5231f  No.55805

>>55801

DESTROY THOSE WHO DESTROY PURITY


f5231f  No.55806

File: 4c0413b42b15d81⋯.jpg (28.76 KB, 179x320, 179:320, 1469188237765.jpg)

>>55802

>Deerboys are magic tbh.


f5231f  No.55807

>>55801

innocence lost


f5231f  No.55808

File: bd32f0ce2cdac7a⋯.png (47.66 KB, 300x100, 3:1, moomin banner 2.png)

>>55756

is this ok?


f5231f  No.55809

File: ecde07967c11644⋯.png (549.37 KB, 900x675, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>55804

Are you on DeviantArt, lad?

Also it's not really true since I am on DeviantArt and I'm not gay.

CUCKED


f5231f  No.55810

>>55766

I want to be little my


f5231f  No.55811

File: c572e4898be2e9c⋯.gif (911.32 KB, 400x300, 4:3, c572e4898be2e9c18556a182d4….gif)

>>55806

>implying they aren't


f5231f  No.55812

>>55785

Hullo and welcome tbh

>>55790

As is yours.

>>55794

I demand you stop

Anyway I will be a man in a month and a half so it will get dated quickly

>>55808

imo that's fine, I'll save it and add it eventually unless anyone has any complaints


f5231f  No.55813

>>55776

I'm even shorter


f5231f  No.55814

>>55810

You are, lass. I made a mistake


f5231f  No.55815

File: f5bf776029fd79d⋯.jpg (37.73 KB, 720x544, 45:34, The.Prisoner.S01E05.The.Ge….jpg)

>>55808

Can I be Papa Moomin?


f5231f  No.55816

File: 9d99a9c5f08bc10⋯.jpg (345.23 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Untitled-1.jpg)

It'll be about several months too late but I don't suppose anyone would want the /politics/ Neetlife ep.4, ft. /newbritpolitics/?

>>55787

Aight boi

>>55789

Good stuff lad. Doing alright on my end I reckon

>>55791

thumbsup.jpg


f5231f  No.55817

>>55812

>you can't call people boy past a certain age

wew


f5231f  No.55818

File: 421c6eeb56893b9⋯.png (187.04 KB, 214x377, 214:377, eliminate.png)


f5231f  No.55819

File: f9f15d5da304dd4⋯.png (924.72 KB, 1131x707, 1131:707, ClipboardImage.png)

File: a8f9c64dcbece07⋯.jpg (95.79 KB, 539x480, 539:480, 1426676764606.jpg)

>three cute boys by felicia meow


f5231f  No.55820

>>55816

>>55816

Show it lad


f5231f  No.55821

>>55817

But if it's subjective then do I not act in an adult enough manner?


f5231f  No.55822

>>55800

Yeah was that, superb tbh

>>55785

hollo lad

>>55802

you know what I mean tbh

>>55801

You should be Sniff


f5231f  No.55823

File: e311092863098cd⋯.jpeg (6.01 KB, 298x169, 298:169, doubt.jpeg)

>>55809

>I am on DeviantArt and I'm not gay.


f5231f  No.55824

File: d59418bc2822a66⋯.png (1.08 MB, 850x1278, 425:639, alicia.png)

Dibs on best girl.


f5231f  No.55825

>>55821

I always thought you acted like an adult, lad. I'll still memi you as a deerboy smh

>You should be Sniff

Why, lass?


f5231f  No.55826

File: 5d4fc5e9d9653c9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 108.47 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, CwNVA7GXYAIl18x.jpg large.jpg)


f5231f  No.55827

File: 1ab7d9f548c4c52⋯.png (34.92 KB, 183x232, 183:232, nervousjew.png)

>>55799

lad, I just realised the jobbie bobbies are having me in tomorrow afternoon for the New Enterprise Allowance scheme and I'll need to write a business plan in the morning

"Combination market gardening & automobile conversion" sound good to you?


f5231f  No.55828

File: 85e870ce54238ba⋯.jpg (43.49 KB, 500x585, 100:117, wew.jpg)

>>55825

Just suits you tbh

Also Herts is Snuffkin.


f5231f  No.55829

>>55809

>Are you on DeviantArt, lad?

no im not a retard tbh


f5231f  No.55830

File: bea7803a4be0147⋯.jpg (25.6 KB, 300x285, 20:19, fed up.jpg)

>>55825

smdh

Don't memi irresponsibly lad.

>>55828

>Herts is Snuffkin.

I hope this is good.


f5231f  No.55831

>>55827

Sounds spot on lad.


f5231f  No.55832

>>55825

Sniff is a based NEET who never works and doesn't like leaving his house. He took the Vargpill.


f5231f  No.55833

File: e60c8bf7174b60f⋯.png (133.3 KB, 348x566, 174:283, financialdifficulty.png)

>>55831

alright lad I'll dress that up in the finest Hebraic language I can muster and see if they'll go for it


f5231f  No.55834

>>55830

snuffkin is best


f5231f  No.55835

File: 8a4e007df2bdabb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 120.42 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, Imperium 23.jpg)

>>55826

bum!

I like bums tbh


f5231f  No.55836

File: 6156a73641c295a⋯.png (178.36 KB, 392x307, 392:307, Screen Shot 2017-05-01 at ….png)

>>55833

Wear a Kippah, lad.


f5231f  No.55837

File: 1f378b79b2f908d⋯.jpg (62.31 KB, 1397x1067, 127:97, approval.jpg)


f5231f  No.55838

File: 2e9fd27ee54314e⋯.png (16 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>55823

>>55828

b-but why does he suit me. He's so lazy and greedy and pathetic ahhhhhhhh

>>55830

It would be banter if I could memi it into reality though…

>>55832

smh truth hurts


f5231f  No.55839

>>55832

He's also immature and Moomin's best friend who I automatically assumed was Pembs, that's why I took him.


f5231f  No.55840

File: 935546554903e5c⋯.png (78.49 KB, 736x736, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

I wanted to be a thicc moomin smh


f5231f  No.55841

>>55832

>Sniff took the Vargpill

Laffin


f5231f  No.55842

>>55840

Do people actually draw fat Moomins on deviantart?


f5231f  No.55843

>>55840

Then be Snork, you'll be Freken Snork's brother.


f5231f  No.55844

>>55843

I think he should be… the groke


f5231f  No.55845

File: ad07f21aae57923⋯.png (71.45 KB, 500x560, 25:28, Hexjew.png)

>>55836

They all know I'm a naughty goy lad

even though I don't have a criminal record and have never done anything criminal, every government service networks

After I got spotted by the thought police, the first time I went in to the sawbones for a checkup he said "are you feeling mentally ill, suicidal, murderous?"

When I signed up to the jobbie bobbies they had been told and asked me whether I would be a shitlord if forced to work with niggers

Privacy doesn't exist any more

ran out of jews smh


f5231f  No.55846

>>55844

No he should be Hemul but I though that was BumBumKing. I actually should be the Groke.


f5231f  No.55847

>>55838

Nice pepe

It most certainly wouldn't be banter, the world has enough faggoty feminine "boys" as it is. I have responsibility to maintain my masculinity tbh


f5231f  No.55848

i've never seen moomin so im not sure whats going on tbh


f5231f  No.55849

>>55846

nah lass you're little my, we decided tbh


f5231f  No.55850

File: 4c2a8fc9b42d228⋯.png (402.07 KB, 598x1021, 598:1021, lain happy (2).png)

>>55839

>Moomin's best friend who I automatically assumed was Pembs


f5231f  No.55851

File: d03769b10ae1d27⋯.png (42.15 KB, 226x223, 226:223, ClipboardImage.png)

>>55837

Yeah he's the cool lad everybody wants to be around smh. You're lucky. I'm the opposite of that.


f5231f  No.55852

>>55845

this is why I cannot go to anyone about my cutting


f5231f  No.55853

>>55848

Moomin Showcase Night when?


f5231f  No.55854

>>55848

Me neither I read them but I read in Russian so my names might be off

>>55849

It's good, I like her even if I didn't back in the days.


f5231f  No.55855

File: 501dca5f3420ff7⋯.jpg (99.16 KB, 500x450, 10:9, groke.jpg)

>>55844

Wew, that's probably how /brit/ see him at least.


f5231f  No.55856

>>55853

tonight?

>>55854

>i read in russian

so cool tbh


f5231f  No.55857

>>55855

tbh I only know from Osmosis and watching a few episodes on the cy.tube.


f5231f  No.55858

File: 04bdb51991bf75d⋯.jpg (23.12 KB, 478x268, 239:134, Wickie Und Ylvi 1.jpg)

>>55851

should've shut the fuck up about muh cave then


f5231f  No.55859

File: 5c32f5f7a5aec21⋯.png (52.88 KB, 224x225, 224:225, dont.png)

>>55852

that's something you genuinely shoudn't be doing tbh

it's like you're an attention seeking roastie, if you're going to cut go big and for the throat or down the road, don't scarify yourself and moan about it smh


f5231f  No.55860

>>55851

Don't be hard on yourself lad, we all like you here.


f5231f  No.55861

File: c156f7b316ee23c⋯.png (45.62 KB, 150x190, 15:19, Audrey Glamour.png)

>tfw no Audrey Glamour gf


f5231f  No.55862

>>55833

Definitely say Shalom as you walk in there lad.

Can you please post this in druid/pol/ as a response to 40k please lad, much obliged tbh. Last one I promise.

>>9836383

>in capsules

Fair play lad, thats the easiest

>toss and wash (neck it with water)

Do-able with chocolate milkshake or protein shake, otherwise Im too much of a pussy.

>other traditional drugs

all this is for informational purposes only

Valerian is effective for relaxation amd gives strong night terrors, might be something to that, and its unrestricted to buy

>ginko biloba

Herbal extract that increases blood flow to the brain (weak evidence), unrestricted

>Wild Opium

Effective for a short while before tolerance occurs, 1/10th potency of codeine of you are lucky, now illegal for human consumption.

>skullcap, damiana, catnip, wild dagga, blue lotus

All weakly psychoative chemicals traditionally used for shamanism, all Not For Consumption Ive tried them all, before the NPS law made them illegal for human consumption, hardly comparable to cannabis but they have effects nonetheless

>sleeping pills

Diphenhydramine is Nytol, effective for sedation and hypnotic states, not natural though and probably dangerous mixed with various plant extracts

>Amanita Muscaria mushrooms

Traditional Indoeuropean shamanistic tool, illegal for human consumption.

>psylocibin mushrooms

As above.

>DXM

similar to nutmeg, in cough syrup, illegal to consume for intoxication.

>ayahuasca/dmt

Would be easily the most effective of all but illegal to produce, buy or sell.

>lsd

as above.


f5231f  No.55863

>>55851

i think your cool and i want to hang around you lad


f5231f  No.55864

>>55851

he is just anxious but that doesn't make him bad!

>>55856

could do lad could do, bit late but I don't mind


f5231f  No.55865

File: 8febde263e70e24⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 387.09 KB, 1024x665, 1024:665, ClipboardImage.png)

>>55842

Yeah….

>>55843

Please no I always hated him for some reason

>>55846

But you hate the cold, lass

>>55847

We'll see, lass… lad I mean

>>55850

haven't seen much of that friendship in the show yet smh

At least I'm not Stinky I guess

>>55855

Top kek in the threads back in the day maybe. on discord they're being friendly smh

>>55858

The cave? Is that an episode? Don't think we've sene it yet

>>55860

t-thanks. Great leader. It means a lot coming from you

>>55863

Thanks, lad. You too

>>55864

>he is just anxious but that doesn't make him bad!

Don't know if that's all, lass


f5231f  No.55866

>>55845

That's what you get for standing around for 10 minutes at a non-rally, lad.


f5231f  No.55867

File: 24b3e07b259cbb0⋯.jpg (125.71 KB, 604x516, 151:129, 1492482413710.jpg)

>>55865

>Thanks, lad. You too

thanks lad


f5231f  No.55868

>>55865

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT


f5231f  No.55869

File: daeb2eca3b3dc07⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 246.35 KB, 740x504, 185:126, 1491051048048.png)

>>55867

*holds your hand*


f5231f  No.55870

File: 58775459bc2e5e0⋯.jpg (19.61 KB, 310x299, 310:299, Elderly Volunteer 7.jpg)

>>55863

>He posts a picture of a Noose

>"I want to Hang around you"

lad….


f5231f  No.55871

File: 833ea24e6cf9009⋯.png (203.13 KB, 1500x1300, 15:13, the_groke_mlp_by_kucoslaw-….png)

>>55865

Fucking deviantart.

>on discord they're being friendly smh

They probably want to manipulate you. Be cautious lad.


f5231f  No.55872

File: dbd2ec7a4f10676⋯.jpg (75.72 KB, 881x960, 881:960, hitch compass.jpg)

I think I'll go now. Maybe I'll be back later. Enjoy a freshly mined memi

>>55865

Lad…

Post last edited at

f5231f  No.55873

>>55870

I saw no noose, lad….

>>55868

To show Neo

>>55871

Don't worry, I'm careful and I would never betray /newbrit/.


f5231f  No.55874

>>55872

But lad we were just about to watch some Moomin…


f5231f  No.55875

File: 3bf773863256883⋯.png (283.11 KB, 570x806, 285:403, jewfast.png)

>>55862

np lad

>>55866

I know smh

All I did was point out that a libshit cited "the current year" on camera smh


f5231f  No.55876

File: d369865411242a9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.62 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, CvP2XITXYAAl0Sk.jpg large.jpg)


f5231f  No.55877

>>55876

Their faces. Every time


f5231f  No.55878

>>55869

in a non homo way of course

>>55870

WEW, completely unintentional or was it

>>55872

good memi

>>55873

>I saw no noose, lad….

it was in your post brainlet


f5231f  No.55879

File: bf66223488e8c65⋯.jpg (47.41 KB, 720x544, 45:34, The.Prisoner.S01E06.Many.H….jpg)

>>55874

Lad I'm watching the prisoner.

>>55872

Be seeing you.


f5231f  No.55880

File: 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, 9354eed40508364b2ab540a354….jpg)

Their faces just piss me off for some reason…


f5231f  No.55881

>>55872

see ya lad


f5231f  No.55882

File: 4a5d62ef46edc3d⋯.png (126.8 KB, 601x508, 601:508, 4a5d62ef46edc3dd93fbc54119….png)

>>55878

>>55878

>it was in your post brainlet

FUCKING HELL. HE EVEN SAID IT

>in a non homo way of course

Of course, lad…


f5231f  No.55883

File: 540d14caf9e0e4c⋯.png (487.5 KB, 395x550, 79:110, 540d14caf9e0e4cf5097e8d2da….png)


f5231f  No.55884

>>55880

I like their faces the best


f5231f  No.55885

>>55880

Me too I have a fucking halfu neice KILL ME

>>55882

smh silly billy


f5231f  No.55886

File: f8f52df57ca2471⋯.png (456.81 KB, 499x1024, 499:1024, mouldylocks.png)

>>55880

the chinkies?

it's the eyes, lad

you can see they are soulless and lack that spark for original thought

tbf they are also whores, roasties etc


f5231f  No.55887

>>55883

How long are you watching it for? My data might renew during it.


f5231f  No.55888

>>55887

i hope so lad


f5231f  No.55889

>>55885

> have a fucking halfu neice KILL ME

Oh lad. I'm sorry.

>>55886

Yeah


f5231f  No.55890

>>55887

a while probably, would be nice if you could come


f5231f  No.55891

File: 24750545b1dac4f⋯.jpg (87.24 KB, 720x544, 45:34, The.Prisoner.S01E06.Many.H….jpg)

>tfw within a day of discovering he's stranded, number 6 has already constructed a raft and prepared and escape plan

Now this is survivalism tbh.

>>55883

Lad I'm watching the Prisoner reeeeeeee.


f5231f  No.55892

>>55888

Portentous trips confirm.

>>55890

Ill try and stay awake for a bit.


f5231f  No.55893

File: 4ed91258a04e35e⋯.jpg (189.19 KB, 921x760, 921:760, groke2.jpg)

File: ac238647199a242⋯.jpg (112.15 KB, 419x604, 419:604, groke3.jpg)

File: a3dfdcc686fa4e6⋯.png (943.91 KB, 1009x654, 1009:654, groke4.png)

File: b02ae1beaa12356⋯.jpg (148.17 KB, 1600x972, 400:243, groke5.jpg)

>it's out there


f5231f  No.55894

>>55891

sorry lad

>>55892

don't have to force yourself lad


f5231f  No.55895

>>55893

*peers out of window*

Noooooo


f5231f  No.55896

>>55893

it should be Leon or Alberto tbh


f5231f  No.55897

File: a40de1411f348ff⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 226.77 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C-BXwKUXkAE18-V.jpg large.jpg)


f5231f  No.55898

File: 7bd95d2b9d31cee⋯.jpg (23.4 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Attempt 7.jpg)

File: 9b8d065bee49e24⋯.jpg (156.48 KB, 1920x1277, 1920:1277, DSC_0007.jpg)

>Astroanon

Wew not heard that before tbh. Well here's my latest Jupiter I guess, colouring is annoyingly yellow but I was really chuffed with the improvement from the one before it. Slowly but surely we're getting there, it's starting to look like a planet


f5231f  No.55899

File: 477a66beb27b70d⋯.jpg (60.87 KB, 680x620, 34:31, j691ejt296sy.jpg)

>>55894

Kek it wouldnt be forcing myself, Ive just been having early nights to conserve data so Im tired.


f5231f  No.55900

>>55862

>>ayahuasca/dmt

tbh I'm impressed that our government makes stuff like this illegal on literally no grounds, but then they go out of their way to keep poppers around. Poor oppressed gays tbh,


f5231f  No.55901

File: 3c3db12c907bbb0⋯.png (403.79 KB, 600x825, 8:11, groke6.png)

>>55896

Groke just wants to have friends…


f5231f  No.55902

File: 2fb1dbd9f379791⋯.png (352.26 KB, 838x684, 419:342, itsouttthere.png)


f5231f  No.55903

>>55898

>astroanon

Whats the story lad, are you using a telescope yourself? I fucking love space.


f5231f  No.55904

STARTING NOW

>>55899

ahh alright lad


f5231f  No.55905

>>55904

REEEEEEEE


f5231f  No.55906

>>55905

it was now or never smh or tomorrow


f5231f  No.55907

>>55900

>keep poppers legal

>and nitrous

Really activates my almonds tbh, plants with thousands of years history get lumped in with synthetic cannabinoids becuase of a retarded government advisory panel full of queers and uni students.


f5231f  No.55908

File: 6d720941c97fab9⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1024x1451, 1024:1451, ClipboardImage.png)


f5231f  No.55909

I thought Imperium lass saga would end tonight but no, all she did was try and dodge my questions and gather info on my knowledge. I have her ip address now mind and I proved some shit. I also have a video of her. She also revealed her Pinoy boyfriend is a weirdo by western standards at least. Nightly skype calls, yellling at her if she cuts the call (he's 2hours ahead). I expressed no sympathy as I didn't want to patronise their culture tbh. Waiting for another Filipina to awaken so they can translate something for me tbh. I don't understand why she told me about his possessive behaviour tbh.


f5231f  No.55910

>>55900

>>55907

Also Kratom is my major complaint with the law, its a plant that helps alcoholics and smackheads get clean and they fucking banned it. Cunts tbh.


f5231f  No.55911

File: 7e33a17841030e7⋯.jpg (425.21 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, DSC_0291_pipp_g3_b3_ap6 2.jpg)

>>55903

Just scrolling through some of the threads and NA flag said "Astroanon". Yeah when I find the time for it I do like to go out with the telescopes.


f5231f  No.55912

>>55911

Daftie said it earlier, didnt realise you had a telescope though. Thats interesting as fuck, where do you go to escape the light pollution? I used to go up to the back of Devils Dyke on the downs in Brighton with my John lewis science museum special back in the day.


f5231f  No.55913

File: 61a5acff1b87da1⋯.webm (1.49 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Mercury transit.webm)

>>55911

Pic is Mercury in front of the sun tbh


f5231f  No.55914

>>55889

WAKE ME UP


f5231f  No.55915

File: ca58c2e64597f65⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 75.13 KB, 512x768, 2:3, CwhrSbNXAAErCQH.jpg large.jpg)


f5231f  No.55916

>>55915

don't like her bum tbh.


f5231f  No.55917

>>55915

>>55916

>Both imperiums are here at once

This is far too confusing.


f5231f  No.55918

>>55917

One talks about pinoys and the other is just plain miserable


f5231f  No.55919

File: efcc5c3cdbeadb9⋯.webm (513.31 KB, 960x638, 480:319, DSC_0020.webm)

>>55912

Sadly I can't get out the city, but just make do tbh. Webm related is the area I image from. Sounds good lad, there's some really dark places you can get to in England. What sort of telescope was that John Lewis one?


f5231f  No.55920

>>55907

>becuase of a retarded government advisory panel full of queers and uni students

Surely if that were the case drugs policy would be going in the opposite direction? I'm pretty sceptical about drugs liberalisation tbh but the extent to which the government targets all drugs based on moral panic (with tolerant exceptions when gays happen to use a certain drug a lot of course) is retarded. They don't even let foreigners off the hook, which really surprises me, they went ahead and banned kava and khat.

>>55910

Yeah I'd heard about that one. Apparently ibogaine is still legal in most countries. I have to wonder what it is that allows some drugs like that to get the green light whilst others get stamped on. My guess is how easily it can be commercialised.


f5231f  No.55921

test


f5231f  No.55922

File: 3fa6d30e2d92fde⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 321.22 KB, 940x1280, 47:64, img_1502.jpg)


f5231f  No.55923

>>55922

Now you're talking.


f5231f  No.55924

File: 9e0edfb0e7258eb⋯.jpg (15.09 KB, 286x500, 143:250, 317KB61R1KL.jpg)

>>55919

Essentially pic related, lad. It was mainly to get a proper look at constellations tbh.

>stuck in the city

Looks nice lad. Theres a stargazing spot reserved for you in our Druidic smallholding in the countryside, lad.

>>55920

>Drugs policy would be liberal

Its becoming that way, but it seems so illogically biased against traditional drugs that it must be some sort of marxist plot. Its not a blanket ban on everything which old conservatives might be expected to do.

>skeptical about legalisation

Me too lad, but what grows in the ground and is directly consumed should not be controlled. All synthetic and semi synth stuff should be medical or illegal tbh.

>ibogaine

This is a weird one, I really want to try it. It probably is uncontrolled because there is no black market for it like other drugs, as you say its the commercialization aspect. Also its fucking mental. my pet conspiracy theory is about the supply of legal highs and research chemicals being controlled by the same folk who then banned them. They made far too much money from them.


f5231f  No.55925

File: 3b2de373e52c849⋯.jpg (6.53 KB, 299x168, 299:168, slepp.jpg)

night tbh


f5231f  No.55926

>>55920

Oops missed kava and khat off my reply

>kava

utter madness to ban but clearly to generate money from antianxiety pharmaceuticals sales.

>khat

It had to be banned, because they wanted to ban Mephedrone. The wording of our laws is so retarded they have to explicitly describe the structure of Mephedrone as a Cathinone to ban it, and that law then bans Khat for containg cathinone. Madness.


f5231f  No.55927

File: 965097f99fa9cf0⋯.gif (528.08 KB, 320x240, 4:3, tenor.gif)

>>55925

Sleep well.


f5231f  No.55928

>>55925

night night


f5231f  No.55929

>>55925

night


f5231f  No.55930

>>55926

>Mephedrone

God I forgot all about that nontroversy. MDMA all over again.


f5231f  No.55931

File: 9d837da305fcae2⋯.jpg (68.94 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 82ddb47a28f237fee6730eaf1e….jpg)

>>55927

Bloody hell thats an inappropriate sleep image, smh Ill try again.


f5231f  No.55932

>>55930

**That was the cause of almost all my woes, lad. Buy it online for £1 a gram, sell it for £10 a gram and sniff so much you end up eating it with a spoon because of your melted nose. Reeeeee.

Basis for conspiracy

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mps-son-arrested-in-meow-meow-254306


f5231f  No.55933

>>55932

It was entirely legal then though, smh.


f5231f  No.55934

File: 4dc46d749117580⋯.jpg (199.39 KB, 1050x591, 350:197, 22 Stone LIAR.jpg)

>>55925

night


f5231f  No.55935

>>55925

Goodnight.


f5231f  No.55936

HAVE YOU BOUGHT YOUR VITAMIN D YET LADS?

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/05/170501102258.htm

>Results from a clinical review find nearly 1 billion people worldwide may have deficient or insufficient levels of vitamin D due to chronic disease and inadequate sun exposure related to sunscreen use.


f5231f  No.55937

>>55936

yeah lad bought some a couple months ago. I wonder what damage it has done to me over the years though.


f5231f  No.55938

File: b134cae394d3c7c⋯.jpg (36.98 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 170428093851_1_900x600.jpg)

>>55935

A space-post for you lad

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/04/170428093851.htm

>Astronomers have modeled the two rings around Chariklo, the smallest body in the Solar System known to have rings.


f5231f  No.55939

>>55937

Good lad, dorset has bought some too. Probably cant get any worse if you start taking it now, lad.


f5231f  No.55940

File: f3d729cc04a0d83⋯.mp4 (485.56 KB, 326x326, 1:1, Alex Jones turn the frogs ….mp4)

>>55936

>buy vitamin D

>because of inadequate sun exposure related to sunscreen use


f5231f  No.55941

File: a4601c5944fba57⋯.png (24.92 KB, 285x176, 285:176, 547845789.png)

night lads

>>55936

I just go outside tbh


f5231f  No.55942

>>55941

night night


f5231f  No.55943

File: 13b4f7e3262a1a1⋯.webm (318.34 KB, 960x540, 16:9, Space Station.webm)

>>55924

Ah ok lad, those sorts of Newts are getting pretty popular nowadays, though they're built more for Leonr and planetary, they're also still plenty fast enough to get some nice Constellation views yeah.

>>55938

Cool stuff lad, I've not heard of Chariklo honestly, wacky little thing that.


f5231f  No.55944

>>55939

yeah I guess so lad, havent felt much difference but it is good for sure

>>55940

I think for most of us it's not sunscreen but just not going outside in general lel


f5231f  No.55945

File: 7a12fafc314846a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.58 KB, 640x800, 4:5, C-jcr_qXoAAjmZo.jpg large.jpg)


f5231f  No.55946

>>55934

People should trust me tbh


f5231f  No.55947

>>55943

whos that lass? you sound like a scouser


f5231f  No.55948

File: ba29bf8cb3eb73c⋯.png (87.43 KB, 501x502, 501:502, 20161230_190728.png)

CONSTRUCTION SPENDING ANALYSIS

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/construction-spending-eases-in-march-after-a-february-blowout-2017-05-01

>Construction spending slows through March after bumper February

MP CALLS FOR HOUSEBUILDER SHAKEUP

https://www.constructionnews.co.uk/housebuilding-giants-dominance-must-end-mps-argue/10019507.article

>The committee’s chair Clive Betts MP said: “Smaller builders are in decline and the sector is over-reliant on an alarmingly small number of high-volume developers, driven by commercial self-interest and with little incentive to build any quicker.

Based tbh

£20m DUNFERMLINE STUDENT HALLS CONTRACT DESIGN

http://www.scottishconstructionnow.com/18762/revised-hotel-and-student-plans-to-retain-facade-of-dundee-furniture-building/

>The £20 million proposals for the former Robertson’s furniture store in Barrack Street will also include a licensed restaurant unit with associated facilities and ancillary works.


f5231f  No.55949

File: a58713454dc4b01⋯.png (325.48 KB, 760x881, 760:881, 1492056416257.png)

>>55946

*trusts you*

*gets turned into a girl*

hmm…


f5231f  No.55950

>>55946

lad why would we do that


f5231f  No.55951

>>55944

That's the great thing about having a dog. It makes you go outside every day.

>>55945

>about to save this picture

>realise I've got loads of duplicates in my Imperium folder

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


f5231f  No.55952

File: 469a6c9a330c031⋯.jpg (24.76 KB, 400x400, 1:1, C13ePOuVQAUPDyF.jpg)

>>55946

*questions your motives*


f5231f  No.55953

>>55951

based. doggers are great


f5231f  No.55954

File: 977ed7aa2dd8e85⋯.png (361.47 KB, 854x480, 427:240, gentiles may not be taught….png)

tbh


f5231f  No.55955

File: c21a307d039e4f3⋯.png (66.49 KB, 964x639, 964:639, Pembs hug.png)

>>55949

Just as planned…

>>55950

Why not, lad?

>>55952

motives for what?


f5231f  No.55956

>>55946

trust is earned not given


f5231f  No.55957

File: 9f7c299b091a385⋯.png (133.19 KB, 216x305, 216:305, 1483826385509.png)

>>55953

>doggers are great


f5231f  No.55958

>>55947

That was the gfuntil last week She didn't take kindly to nazism Hense that every day drinking streak I mentioned


f5231f  No.55959

>>55944

You do need to go outside in the sun for an hour a day to feel the benefit, keep up the good work.

>>55940

Its not stupid, they push factor 50 suntan lotion on everyone and wonder why people end up with seasonal affective disorder and shit. You require uv light from the sun to get through your skin to break down the vitamin d in your blood. Of you dont go outside or use too much sunscreen you get deficient in it.


f5231f  No.55960

File: a16718494df6388⋯.jpg (12.13 KB, 409x408, 409:408, Capture3.JPG)

a-at least I got my space station p-pics


f5231f  No.55961

>>55946

Give me one good reason why I should…


f5231f  No.55962

>>55959

oh shit. I'll try and do that then thanks lad


f5231f  No.55963

>>55958

Oh ladi didnt knowim sorry to hear about that ladhow did she find out you were a angry nativist?

>>55960

Good pic lad, looks good desu


f5231f  No.55964

File: bd56fe94d6be66b⋯.jpg (732.1 KB, 1000x1453, 1000:1453, 1487684129536.jpg)

>>55949

Seems like a reward to me lass.


f5231f  No.55965

File: 931eeba64d3ad52⋯.jpg (183.92 KB, 480x454, 240:227, 1478728260009.jpg)


f5231f  No.55966

>>55960

Is that the iss? Sweet tbh. Do you recolour the images or anything or is that how it looks through the telecope?


f5231f  No.55967

File: ffe2b452c267727⋯.jpg (31.8 KB, 304x304, 1:1, german soldier drinking.jpg)

>>55963

I told her


f5231f  No.55968

File: 2da08bd331c8d4f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 77.81 KB, 500x750, 2:3, C-ck1zKXkAAU-SW.jpg large.jpg)

bedtime lads


f5231f  No.55969

>>55968

night, lad


f5231f  No.55970

>>55965

[hope and optimism reduces]

I was hoping you'd have a reason and we would end up as TRVE FRIENDS, no homo.


f5231f  No.55971

>>55968

Nighty night neighborino.


f5231f  No.55972

>>55968

Nos da, lamb.


f5231f  No.55973

>>55967

oh ladwhat did she say?did she think you were joking?oh lad this really sucks

>>55968

night


f5231f  No.55974

>>55970

I'm sure I'll think of a reason one day, lad…


f5231f  No.55975

File: 896fad00413c29d⋯.gif (77.56 KB, 182x249, 182:249, smh tbh oni-fam.gif)

>>55970

>letting your guard down around an actual GCHQ agent


f5231f  No.55976

>>55975

>not getting the sarcasm


f5231f  No.55977

File: f647bcb319f4159⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1512x1072, 189:134, lain smug.png)

>>55955

wew lad how long have you been planning this?

>>55957

what's gay about a dog lad? man's best friend

>>55964

it is tbh

>>55968

night lad


f5231f  No.55978

>>55976

>not getting the sarcasm x2

……


f5231f  No.55979

>>55978

I can only do one layer of sarcasm before my brain hurts lad.


f5231f  No.55980

>>55978

>not getting the sarcasm in his statment x3


f5231f  No.55981

what you lads up to?


f5231f  No.55982

>>55980

WE ARE INTO TRIPLE SARCASM COMMENCE EMERGENCY COMA

*enters coma to avoid mental trauma*


f5231f  No.55983

File: 25724333c5dfbba⋯.png (8.48 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>>55977

>wew lad how long have you been planning this?

since you bullied me. Now look at you

bully not so tough since becoming a lass


f5231f  No.55984

>>55981

Waiting till midnight so I can druidpost again tbh lad. Also drinking ginger beer. You?


f5231f  No.55985

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

f5231f  No.55986

>>55981

Same thing as every night. Being massive gay cunts.


f5231f  No.55987

File: 26778d601587152⋯.jpg (50.04 KB, 720x544, 45:34, The.Prisoner.S01E06.Many.H….jpg)


f5231f  No.55988

>>55986

t. closeted homo


f5231f  No.55989

>>55986

*shus homoporn tab*

n-no Im not


f5231f  No.55990

>>55987

You are not allowed to read spoilers


f5231f  No.55991

>>55982

err lad i was being sarcastic we're on level 5 if you count this post

>>55984

watching Watamote, got lots of anime to catch up on.

>>55985

your asmr is okish lad

>>55986

Aint nothing wrong with chugging dicks lad


f5231f  No.55992

File: b98fdbbffe39f9d⋯.png (331.03 KB, 737x1080, 737:1080, 1492054508977.png)

>>55983

lad…

that makes you the bully, time for you to be a lass :^)


f5231f  No.55993

File: 4fd6261e9a192cf⋯.jpg (218.61 KB, 618x823, 618:823, 1488688289934.jpg)

>>55983

At least you don't bully each other now.


f5231f  No.55994

File: 1265a21d4b85fe5⋯.jpg (37.83 KB, 720x544, 45:34, The.Prisoner.S01E05.The.Ge….jpg)

>>55990

Neither are you lad


f5231f  No.55995

File: fb2006a5ea76103⋯.png (30.14 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1426156074615.png)

>>55992

good luck, lass


f5231f  No.55996

>>55991

>nth dimensional sarcasm

Woah dude.

>anime

Am I the only one here that doesnt watch anime? I dont understand what is appealing about it. Not criticising it, I just dont get it.


f5231f  No.55997

Think I'll head off then too gents. Cheers for letting me chill here for a bit tonight, nice meeting those I've not met anyway. Aight, have a good one all.

>>55968

Goodnight

>>55966

I've only had a go like that twice, so I've still not figured out what the hell you're meant to do kek. Basically because it's moving across the sky pretty fast (and magnification makes it appear MUCH faster), I can't take photos or look at it through the telescope. What I've been doing is recording video footage like in this webm >>55943 , and then moving the telescope to follow the Space Stations path in the sky, tracking it's motion. Afterwards hopefully there's some frames in the video that look alright.


f5231f  No.55998

>>55997

night


f5231f  No.55999

>>55997

>>55968

night lasses


f5231f  No.56000

>>55997

Night lad, thanks for the chat, interesting hobby tbh.


f5231f  No.56001

>>55996

i like the way it looks but i dont see the fuss either tbh. I think the fact it has ssuch a large following is what drives me to watch it.

>>55997

Au Revoir my petite fromage


f5231f  No.56002

>>55993

y-yea it was for the best right?

>>55995

*tries to inject you but you're too strong*

reee


f5231f  No.56003

File: fc05cf87c70a9f2⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 3500x1900, 35:19, 1492044709172.jpg)

It's beddy byes for me too. Night night.


f5231f  No.56004

>>56003

night lass


f5231f  No.56005

>>56003

night


f5231f  No.56006

>>56002

>*tries to inject you but you're too strong*

Top kek. The oestrogen has made you too weak to penetrate my skin.

>>56003

Night lass

>>55997

Night, lad

>>55994

I stopped doing that

>>55993

Yeah. It worked out… just as planned


f5231f  No.56007

>>56001

>visually appealing

I guess so, lad. I dunno, its not for me, I try and watch stuff that gets mentioned and linked here but dont enjoy it. Smh.

>>56003

Night lass.


f5231f  No.56008

>>56003

night lass


f5231f  No.56009

>>56007

fair enough, its not exactly going to be for everyone


f5231f  No.56010

>tfw data on one phone runs out 7 minutes before the other renews

This is annoying.


f5231f  No.56011

>>56003

Fucking disgusting degenerates.

(Banned for being a big bully)

f5231f  No.56012

>>56011

why do you heff to be mad?


f5231f  No.56013

>>56011

you know it baby ;)


f5231f  No.56014

File: c1abcafdd9d413f⋯.jpg (7.29 KB, 289x400, 289:400, fipjlipdci8wn5bsyxji.jpg)


f5231f  No.56015

File: b73c3dd1873f730⋯.jpg (30.38 KB, 720x544, 45:34, The.Prisoner.S01E05.The.Ge….jpg)

night lads


f5231f  No.56016

File: ffa184e63292024⋯.png (84.9 KB, 212x335, 212:335, ffa184e63292024fcbee2d1b08….png)

WHERE IS WELSHLAD


f5231f  No.56017

>>56015

night lad


f5231f  No.56018

>>56016

Yeah… Don't you talk with him on skype or discord or something?

>>56015

Night, lad


f5231f  No.56019

>>56015

night lad


f5231f  No.56020

>>56014

Did you want to watch with us, lad?


f5231f  No.56021

>>56018

no Welshlad is illusive and doesnt like that kind of software so he doesnt use it


f5231f  No.56022

>>55973

Basically because of the whole Nazism thing I didn't think we were compatible. I underestimated the gravity of things until it got to the point where we were looking at moving in together. Now while I still loved her, I had to break up with her to save her from getting hurt further down the line. Wasn't easy because I do love her still, but at that point we walked away friends which seemed like the best outcome.

After a week she asked that we properly talk things over, because she didn't believe the made-up reasons I'd given for leaving her. We met up, she interrogated me and eventually I was honest about National Socialism, Fascism, race and all of everything. Surprisingly she said she was fine it, "I just want you, nothing else matters". We got back together and had one final evening laughing and joking and farting away the hours just enjoying each others company while the sun went down.

Then as you'd imagine by the next day what I'd said had sunk in better, and it hit her hard. Things kicked off pretty intensely. It led to everyone finding out about "Anon being an actual honest nazi". Left me in a very bad state, I'd been drinking and smoking and doing other stuff. But it's all a learning experience isnt it. I'm just happy I got that last evening with her.

/blogpost


f5231f  No.56023

>>56021

yeah seems like it. Didn't really want to be on Discord either


f5231f  No.56024

>>56015

Night lad.

>>56020

Cytube? No thanks lad Im almost ready for bed now tbh.


f5231f  No.56025

>/pol/ ban doesnt expire till 4pm today

Kill me


f5231f  No.56026

>>56025

weew. It's so weird how using a VPN doesn't work


f5231f  No.56027

File: 48cde2131e646ed⋯.png (27.41 KB, 517x476, 517:476, 23bdfcca7ea962c09c3c35adf9….png)

>>56022

oh my god lad that sounds horrible. good job on coming clean with the Nazi thing though it was the right thing to do. I wont ask for details dont worry lad but how did it "kick off" exactly?


f5231f  No.56028

>>56026

I havent got a vpn lad Im on 4g with a dynamic IP, but every one is banned. Maybe another lad on my mobile network nearby is a /pol/ack. lll get a vpn when I have some monies.


f5231f  No.56029

File: 8b766fba7a9aed7⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1237x1172, 1237:1172, ClipboardImage.png)

TOP FUCKING KEK


f5231f  No.56030

>>56028

weew. Alright, lad


f5231f  No.56031

File: 902e064ad10c23b⋯.png (73.13 KB, 179x203, 179:203, saddave.png)

>>56022

damn lad… it's hard believing the stuff we do and living in this modern society.

>>56029

what


f5231f  No.56032

>>56029

>be american

>be in government but somehow still be 'alternative'


f5231f  No.56033

>>56029

wew, please dont


f5231f  No.56034


f5231f  No.56035

>>56034

One was bad enough smh


f5231f  No.56036

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f5231f  No.56037

tbh this is probably actually a 4d chess move.


f5231f  No.56038

File: df1b3e3e73a519d⋯.png (111.06 KB, 292x257, 292:257, 1438428669099.png)


f5231f  No.56039

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Night lads.


f5231f  No.56040

>>56039

Night, lad


f5231f  No.56041

>>56039

night


f5231f  No.56042

>>56039

night vanlad


f5231f  No.56043

night lads


f5231f  No.56044

>>56043

Night, lad


f5231f  No.56045

>>56043

gnight lad


f5231f  No.56048

>User deleted his own post #56046

what did he mean by this?


f5231f  No.56049

File: a1f5a7c35ed0a7a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 83.13 KB, 1024x740, 256:185, Imperium 130.jpg)

Late night imperium tbh


f5231f  No.56050

File: 9e0315f969e07f8⋯.png (549.86 KB, 300x468, 25:39, NEETlife.png)

>>56048

Wasn't a particularly original or insightful post.

You're all good lads and lasses tbh. Hope none of you give into defeatism.

Pleasant dreams now.


f5231f  No.56051

>>56050

you're a good lad too lad. goodnight.

Post last edited at

f5231f  No.56052

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f5231f  No.56053

File: d7e136fb82683a6⋯.png (55.99 KB, 1075x765, 215:153, 00141697d7b52663dd38bbfeea….png)

>>55470

he said the night before last that he was sure i would dream of her and wake up with her lying next to me and it worked tbh

>>55474

Which video art thou looking for? Art thou worthy of gazing upon the magnificence of our beloved Golden Champion of Eternal Wisdom and Testosterone? If thou truly believest so, then tell me of the video thou art looking for and perhaps I can assist thee with thine problem.


f5231f  No.56054

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

France: Smaller centrist party backs Le Pen

>that reporter keep trying to paint him as an extremist

At least he mostly let him make his points.

>>56053

Morning, lad. Is she still there?


f5231f  No.56055

File: 9a05ce85cb8c345⋯.png (1.8 MB, 1478x842, 739:421, 6756787564.png)

>>56054

>Morning, lad. Is she still there?

of coursh


f5231f  No.56056

>>56055

What did you two do yesterday, lad?


f5231f  No.56057

Going to therapy. Later


f5231f  No.56058

>>56055

tfw no gf, just a stress release tool for a mental woman instead.


f5231f  No.56059

File: 4dcfb23b53f3072⋯.png (1.94 MB, 1680x950, 168:95, 24865.png)

>>56056

cuddled

she made me food

we had sexuall intercourse

watched a film

idk stuff

i really love scully tbqh


f5231f  No.56060

Pro-EU Macron Says Without Reform ‘Frexit’ Will Happen

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/02/pro-eu-macron-without-reform-frexit-happen/

Macron Threatens to Set Calais Migrants Loose on Britain

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/01/macron-set-calais-migrants-loose-uk/

Macron’s Father Exiled Him to Paris over Affair with His Teacher Who Became His Wife

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/01/father-macron-exiled-paris-affair-teacher-became-wife/

Pope Francis: Europe Is in Danger of ‘Falling Apart’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/01/pope-francis-europe-is-in-danger-of-falling-apart/

Merkel to Press Saudi Arabia to Absorb Mideast Refugees

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/05/01/merkel-press-saudi-arabia-absorb-mideast-refugees/


f5231f  No.56061

Dianne Abbot is a joke. TFW no King Ken to save the day.


f5231f  No.56062

File: 1134a392c076066⋯.png (1.87 MB, 1055x890, 211:178, 2-interior-1.png)

pimp my house

druid mancave edition

Roofing: Vanlad's patent super skylights alternating with solar panels

Interior front: Shelving, large workbench area, wood burner and wood storage, hanging utensils

Interior rear: Herb drying racks, food cabinet and water racks, BIG tv on shelving housing a BIG sound system, video brick, books & CDs, coffee table, settee, corner table

Todo: Rear roofed veranda with water butt, sinks, shower cubicle etc


f5231f  No.56063

Morning lads, my customer was a faggot this morning:

>get to posh house in Brighton

>guy sounds effeminate but not gay

>start work

>a lisping black guy turned up in a tank top

>they went upstairs for an hour… reeeee

>finish job

>knock on door

>negro is shirtless in the kitchen

>guy comes out to see the job

>when he paid me he pulled a condom wrapper out with the money,

What the fuck reeeeee


f5231f  No.56064

quiet


f5231f  No.56065

File: 9e2ed3595e5153e⋯.png (665.69 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 07f2456a7e04634b9407b91ee1….png)

>>56063

>getting hired by milo

I'm so sorry lad.


f5231f  No.56066

>>56063

Wash your hands lad


f5231f  No.56067

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>56063

top kek.

Based KevinThailand mocking uppity now divorced and in exile yank.


f5231f  No.56068

File: 6a8542e55a8e7a2⋯.png (453.89 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1492339968828.png)

>>56063

morning lad


f5231f  No.56069

File: f287cf3986a3e51⋯.png (639.3 KB, 675x763, 675:763, 4235678.png)

>>56063

jesus christ how horrifying

have a look at our own posh house >>56062

after doing the business plan for the jobbies I'm gonna do a final version of a sketchup that should fit exactly the plot, then cost up building materials etc.


f5231f  No.56070

>>56063

What do you do? What was the job?


f5231f  No.56071

File: f06a215a574ebc5⋯.png (1 MB, 1119x677, 1119:677, 453453543.png)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn4gnKME4Bg

The beginning of this video is quite hot because it's so close to her it's like I'm in the crowd and she's looking at me like that it's like she's my girlfriend.


f5231f  No.56072

>>56065

>>56066

>>56067

>>56068

>>56069

Im back at my van so Ill bleach ny hands tbh. He tipped me £5 though. wtf i love homos now

>building materials

Use 3x2 CLS studding for the framing, we can screw 2 together to make a 4x3 for the rafters. Use cheap 5mm plywood as internal lining, and shiplap cladding as external lining. Use non flammable insulation like Celotex. Dont forget to price in the roof material - £20psqm for felt and underlay, similar for wooden tiles.

>>56070

Windows lad.


f5231f  No.56073

>>56072

>plywood

GREEN SURGE


f5231f  No.56074

File: 4c3d97feffb7993⋯.jpg (36.87 KB, 940x360, 47:18, glulam-curved-roof-slider.jpg)

>>56073

Ideally we'd use Glulam because its shit-hot compared to ply, but about 100x more expensive.


f5231f  No.56075

File: 122fe9a615d6f16⋯.png (466.27 KB, 831x1172, 831:1172, 456246.png)

>>56072

noted

>>56074

can always replace it later, going cheap to just get everything up and running to start with

business plan outline so far:

Market Gardening and Automobile Conversion

1. To attain a high degree of self-sufficiency

2. To sell extra produce locally

2a. Of which may be craft beers, ales etc: in high demand and rising in popularity, industrialisation.

2b. Of which may be eg. Beekeeping and other niche pursuits, depending on country/county grants.

3. To convert vans into caravans, roadside restaurants etc (by commission)


f5231f  No.56076

>>56075

Brilliant plan lad, well worded tbh.


f5231f  No.56077

>>56075

>>56076

*Also with the proviso that window sales and installation shall continue throughout,

Possibly as a core part of the business - that might persuade them to get the funding to me earlier if I'm spending the next 2-3 months doing sales alongside driving and planning etc


f5231f  No.56078

>>56075

>replace things

Maybe go for a modular shed design then lad - 4 together with doors between - much easier to change one bit at a time, if you see where Im coming from? As youve drawn it but split into 4 'seperate' sheds that lean against eachother.

The other advantage to this is reducing build costs by 75% to start with - build one to live in temporarily while the others are being done.


f5231f  No.56079

>>56078

Sounds good, more open plan/natural too, for the extra druid points. Can just put tarps in between and a bit of paving. Noted for next version


f5231f  No.56080

>>56077

Makes sense, they wimould see its not a 'pie in the sky' business plan then.


f5231f  No.56081

>>56080

*would

marmitey fingers dont help with typing.


f5231f  No.56082

Ill have a bank account in an hour lads, first time in 10 years.


f5231f  No.56083

>>56060

>Macron Threatens to Set Calais Migrants Loose on Britain

Why, what did Britain do


f5231f  No.56084

>>56080

>>56081

we'll find out in an hour, 2pm appointment

>>56082

nice lad, what was the name of the surplus store? I'll have a look at their website so you can do some gun running later :^)

also: any date for first viewings - worth doing it this month and ferrying up some of the leaflets?

Some other stuff might come up in the meantime that'd make another trip up here more efficient

Once the jobbies have approved the plan I can start officially selling, maybe this week, possibly not - the NEA scheme has a lot of interviews and bureaucracy to get through

>>56083

were civic shitlords


f5231f  No.56085

File: 494b565cddbf761⋯.png (614.05 KB, 1454x1049, 1454:1049, O'Neil -_-.png)

8ch fucking up for anyone else?

Post stuck on 100% and not posting

>>56080

>>56081

we'll find out in an hour, 2pm appointment

>>56082

nice lad, what was the name of the surplus store? I'll have a look at their website so you can do some gun running later :^)

also: any date for first viewings - worth doing it this month and ferrying up some of the leaflets?

Some other stuff might come up in the meantime that'd make another trip up here more efficient

Once the jobbies have approved the plan I can start officially selling, maybe this week, possibly not - the NEA scheme has a lot of interviews and bureaucracy to get through

>>56083

were civic shitlords


f5231f  No.56086

>>56080

>>56081

we'll find out in an hour, 2pm appointment

>>56082

nice lad, what was the name of the surplus store? I'll have a look at their website so you can do some gun running later :^)

also: any date for first viewings - worth doing it this month and ferrying up some of the leaflets?

Some other stuff might come up in the meantime that'd make another trip up here more efficient

Once the jobbies have approved the plan I can start officially selling, maybe this week, possibly not - the NEA scheme has a lot of interviews and bureaucracy to get through

>>56083

were civic shitlords


f5231f  No.56087

tasted maple syrup for the first time today lads


f5231f  No.56088

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fall of Berlin - 1945 | Today In History | 2 May 17

just


f5231f  No.56089

File: 3752ace86145cc8⋯.jpg (416.23 KB, 1200x897, 400:299, C-xIOyLXYAA1AHj.jpg)


f5231f  No.56090

>>56085

Yeah me too. Switch the net on and off.


f5231f  No.56091

>>56087

what you think of it?


f5231f  No.56092

>>56082

the banking jew has you now lad

>>56087

it's pretty tasty eh?


f5231f  No.56093

She cucks me and then tries to force me into being her friend, what kind of sociopath is she?


f5231f  No.56094

>>56075

wew lad you two have got it all figured out right now.


f5231f  No.56095

how do I do pull ups?


f5231f  No.56096

>>56091

Wtf I love leafs now

Really good, I'm a sucker for sweet stuff, although it can get too sweet. Made waffles for breakfast and fam bought it last week so I decided to try it. However I can feel the calories while eating it, I'd stick with sweet milk since it doesn't make you fat.

>>56092

yeah it is


f5231f  No.56097

>>56096

fat doesnt make you fat


f5231f  No.56098

>>56094

join us lad, there's plots going for £3500 on the same bit of land


f5231f  No.56099

>>56097

in not as many amounts as marple sirup. it has less calories.

stop reading other peoples' spoilers.


f5231f  No.56100

>>56095

Grab onto a pole or something you can grip on, I used to use the underside of the ladder that went into my attic for pullups, but I haven't done them in a while. Hang there until you feel comfortable in your grip, and pull yourself up.

>>56098

I'd join in the comission work, but I need to pay car insurance lad, can't spend money on property now tbh.


f5231f  No.56101

>>56096

I have a sweettooth as well, need to curb it tbh, remove as many excess carbs from my diet as possible he says eating toast never had sweet milk before, what's that like?


f5231f  No.56102

>>56101

I was talking about condensed milk (sgushenka, i forgot what it was called in English). It's good on pancakes and waffles and if you put it in tea or coffee. It isn't really a liquid, it's gooey and not as white. Tastes really sweet.

>>56100

That's why I'm chilled to buy a car yet tbh, I know just buying it isn't the end of the story.


f5231f  No.56103

Reee the fucking pub hasn't responded to my application.

>>56102

Tbh once I get my full license I might become a delivery driver, all you need is a car for most of them, gives me an excuse to night drive tbh and some of them make upwards of £10 and hour.

Wew that stuff looks gooey, never had it, is it like cream? I know some people who tell me condensed milk is a great budget cream but it looks a bit like yoghurt to me.


f5231f  No.56104

>>56103

Yes, creme is about right although it's more articulated than creme and more solid than yoghurt. Just try it I'd say.

Hope you get the pub thing, I'd def say yes to that tbh.


f5231f  No.56105

File: 35474fa16e5037e⋯.png (102.41 KB, 225x300, 3:4, sgushenka.png)

>>56103

Forgot to say there are two different kinds of them. The brown one tastes about the same, it was just cooked longer. Other than consistency and colour there are no big differences. I like both.


f5231f  No.56106

>>56103

£10 an hour* reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>56104

Tbh they should give me the job, but I'll have to scour the local area before all the students get back from uni and nick all the jobs.

I'll have to find some, is sgushenka like regular condensed milk or is it unique?


f5231f  No.56107

>>56106

You could be lucky if they decide to stay based neets for a year. But they probably won't. No idea lad, ask in your local Polish shop I guess they could have it too.


f5231f  No.56108

how do i stop being an autist and go outside to get sweet vitamin D


f5231f  No.56109

>>56108

Move away from your computer and towards the sunlight. You can do it lad


f5231f  No.56110

area around my taint and ass is sweaty just from sitting down

underwear is wet


f5231f  No.56111

>>56107

BASED polski skleps


f5231f  No.56112

>>56110

That's fucking rancid, nigger.


f5231f  No.56113

>>56112

i wash down there multiple times a day

just sweats all the damn time no matter what


f5231f  No.56114

>>56107

There used to be one in a town near me, no idea if it's still there. I can probably order it online, after all it is canned milk. And uni students are never based neets in the summer holidays. Never.


f5231f  No.56115

>>56113

Thats wrong lad.


f5231f  No.56116

>>56114

>no idea if its still there

They multiply tbh lad, there will be 2 or 3 by now.


f5231f  No.56117

>>56116

like mitosis?


f5231f  No.56118

>>56116

Nah lad, it's pakiville now that town, the poles have packed up. Can still get polish beer for cheapo in the offies tho.


f5231f  No.56119

>>56117

More like by cloning tbh lass, they start out with a bit of the other shopss stock and go from there, and end up identical.


f5231f  No.56120

>>56118

>pakiville

kek sorry to hear that lad, not sure if I prefer poles or pakis


f5231f  No.56121

I am truly pathetic


f5231f  No.56122

>>56121

Hi Truly Pathetic, Im Vanlad.


f5231f  No.56123

>>56120

Tbh we have a half pole in our group who can't hold his drink but than that he's honourary tbh.


f5231f  No.56124

>>56118

>polish beer

What brand? Just curious, I drink some as well when I get my hands on it.


f5231f  No.56125

>>56123

Personally had rarely any bad experience with Poles but that's probably because our cultures are similar. I love the Polish anthem tbh.


f5231f  No.56126

>>56124

Last time I checked the cheapest Polish brand was Tyskie, but there's some others like Zubr and one with a "w" in it. Either way they're all really quite cheap.

>>56125

tbh I'd rather have them than browns any day.


f5231f  No.56127

come outside with me


f5231f  No.56128

>>56124

Tyskie is reasonable and sold everywhere tbh, I prefer Zubr.


f5231f  No.56129

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Good afternoon, lads

AHHHHHH CIVIC FENCER PLEASE STOP TRYING TO SELL OUT IT'S SO SAD

At least it seems like he has perfected the clickbait.


f5231f  No.56130

>>56059

Sounds like you have a real relationship now


f5231f  No.56131

might go and take some photos

>tfw not much area to ride a bike unless I go up the steep hill but that means crossing a road


f5231f  No.56132

>>56128

>>56126

You probably mean Zywiec? Anyway used to hate Lech but got quite used to it now. Tyskie is good, never had Zubr. I still prefer Czech beer. (And, well, German tbh.)


f5231f  No.56133

File: 7ef8a8f343879d9⋯.gif (518.86 KB, 800x551, 800:551, e11ecacc-8d04-4e91-9028-29….gif)

>>56129

How was therapy today lad?


f5231f  No.56134

>>56129

Hey lad

>>56128

>>56132

Tbh i'm not exactly drinking for taste when it comes to the polish beers, but I haven't had a Czech or a German beer in recent memory, or that I can remember.


f5231f  No.56135

>>56134

>czech

Staropromen is banging tbh.

>dont drink it for the taste

Nah its for the lack of taste tbh, less ricey than other eurolagers.


f5231f  No.56136

>not rode a bike in about 8 years

wish me luck lads


f5231f  No.56137

>>56136

Break a leg, lad.


f5231f  No.56138

bank appt. at 2:00

been waiting 20 minutes

do they want my money or not?


f5231f  No.56139

>>56134

Taste is always important but I won't be capricious if the beer isn't tasty. It almost always is though so it's not an issue, I generally like all beer.


f5231f  No.56140

>>56138

Yeah keep it, how rude


f5231f  No.56141

>>55907

>implying

Queers and uni students are huge consumers in drug markets. Why would queers what poppers, the things that relax butthole muscles, banned? The people who banned them are daft old men and women, knee jerking to nightmare stories.


f5231f  No.56142

>>55907

Nitrous is gonna be illegal by the end of this year, or atleast buying it without an approved reason to do so.


f5231f  No.56143

>>56129

https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/859330424736186368

>Pewdiepie actually liked the video

AHHHHH BASED CAPITALIST CIVIC FENCER MIGHT GET THE SUBS HE'S ALWAYS DREAMED OF


f5231f  No.56144

cats are wonderful tbh


f5231f  No.56145

>>56144

show us your cat, lass. I might show you mine.


f5231f  No.56146

File: e8b39a7bce867b5⋯.jpg (2.55 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20170502_152618.jpg)


f5231f  No.56147

>>56144

Yeah show us yah pussycat


f5231f  No.56148

Also,

soon


f5231f  No.56149

File: 776820ba0eb2ce2⋯.jpg (42.21 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 065de3f2-e816-4b95-8d7a-e6….jpg)

>>56148

oh yeah heck I forgot. Won't be there today lad I'm leaving to the shops in a sec. sorry tbh.


f5231f  No.56150

File: c7a95f8f2fdbf2d⋯.png (9.79 KB, 438x474, 73:79, yourabigstraw.png)

>>56147

Are you really 18, lad? No bully

>>56146

Cute cat, lass. Is it nice?


f5231f  No.56151

>>56149

>infantilising your cats

LASS


f5231f  No.56152

File: 99f9ecb2a4ab52b⋯.jpg (31.27 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 0c091e7c-f2eb-45a4-931a-ca….jpg)

>>56150

no not really, she doesn't love anyone other my mum maybe. And she's always pissed and always attacks when you try to interact with her. Exception is when she begs for food.

>>56151

Not mine, just a pic of a cat. I found another cat for welshlad's collection.


f5231f  No.56153

File: 16c279d36d530f7⋯.png (3.27 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 50623aaa2d0cfd1⋯.png (2.29 MB, 1600x959, 1600:959, ClipboardImage.png)

*wakes her up*

>>56152

Wew. So saying they were wonderful was ironic?


f5231f  No.56154

>>56150

Yeah lad I am


f5231f  No.56155

File: 8c54944ed1b0f3e⋯.png (7.43 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

>>56154

>tfw your pussycat is wet

used to make these jokes back when I was young and played WOWand I pretended to be a lass smh


f5231f  No.56156

File: 1e2bfc7184500f4⋯.jpg (64.53 KB, 147x138, 49:46, e2202d2f-1f77-4d5e-a976-0d….jpg)

>>56153

Aw how cute. How old? Mine's 12 this year btw

No I legit love them even if they're pricks who don't love me back. She gets really loving when she wants you to give her food, which I did and that I commented on then. That kind of love is enough for me tbh.


f5231f  No.56157


f5231f  No.56158

>>56155

Wew lad that's a very strange reason for suspecting my age, but yes I am indeed a legal lad who can purchase alcohol and smokes.

>>56149

Smh lass but atleast the other listeners will be here, right? cute cat tho


f5231f  No.56159

File: 7a99cb5a5d50fcd⋯.png (7.45 MB, 2448x2600, 306:325, ClipboardImage.png)

Here's one of the younger ones

>>56156

>How old?

13. They are Siberian cats and we had them because my brother is allergic to regular cats. she's a hardy one and have been through two surgeries fixing the ligaments in each knee because they tore off.

I used to be mean to her but now she is really loving. Seems like her motherly instinct kicked in when we got new cats

And I guess it's enough, but I wouldn't want one that is mean to me tbh. Would have to at least tolerate being around and being petted.

>>56158

>Wew lad that's a very strange reason for suspecting my age, but yes I am indeed a legal lad who can purchase alcohol and smokes.

smh I just found it immature *punches you*


f5231f  No.56160

File: 76564c97653e5b1⋯.png (248.43 KB, 818x918, 409:459, 76564c97653e5b1d506b138758….png)

i have citalopram but i never take it

should i take the pharmacy jew?

im pretty desperate tbh


f5231f  No.56161

>>56160

you can try it but I doubt it will help at all


f5231f  No.56162

>>56160

I don't know enough about it to say tbh. I just wish a pill could make life easier for me without turning me into a mass shooter smh


f5231f  No.56163

WEW LADS IM DOING A DORSET I THINK I LOVE MY BANKTELLER


f5231f  No.56164

>>56159

*dodges your punch*

Radio time tbh


f5231f  No.56165

>>56163

Is she cute? Smh fucking bank lady on the phone told me the wrong question and I got locked out of my account trying to put a deposit on the car.


f5231f  No.56166

File: 00eae1a9322daab⋯.png (74.96 KB, 520x419, 520:419, ClipboardImage.png)

wew tbh


f5231f  No.56167

>>56166

link to test


f5231f  No.56168


f5231f  No.56169

File: e9c54080e52b32a⋯.png (34.59 KB, 492x377, 492:377, wew.png)


f5231f  No.56170

File: dd501ae4242fd8e⋯.png (892.67 KB, 648x827, 648:827, O'Neil photoshoot.png)

>>56163

>we hate banks

>but we love the bankesses

smh being a nazi is suffer

I have a VIDEOSEMINAR TELECONFERENCE WORKSHOP and other technologically illiterate nomenclature for the NEA scheme on the 11th, to assess whether or not they'll give us shekels for the business plan


f5231f  No.56171

File: 37745d98d796cc6⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1916x1079, 1916:1079, Judgemental stares.png)

>>56170

a

WEBINAR

I don't understand these names smh


f5231f  No.56172


f5231f  No.56173

>>56165

Shes alright, kind of young for me 25-30

>no deposit for car

reeee that sucks lad.


f5231f  No.56175

File: d6e7719feb795d7⋯.png (71.69 KB, 520x419, 520:419, ClipboardImage.png)

>>56166

Oops posted the wrong one. I guess this is way too simple to be even close to accurate though. Also has to do with how you interpret questions I guess

>>56169

Nice, lad


f5231f  No.56176

>>56173

No I managed to get the deposit down another way, but it was just a pain tbh do i'm just gonna give him the rest in cash on the day.


f5231f  No.56177

>>56174

>>56175

was confused there. damn lad, I thought mine was bad :^) yeah it's probably mostly bs


f5231f  No.56178

File: 79b16d6391d9eab⋯.png (81.58 KB, 599x638, 599:638, ClipboardImage.png)

wew lads


f5231f  No.56179

File: 9969c8f273a094c⋯.png (8.44 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 66fe5e3561d8ca4d8639296697….png)

>>56178

Glad there are other based narcissists here


f5231f  No.56180

File: 60b85d688ea2938⋯.jpeg (129.03 KB, 400x398, 200:199, image.jpeg)

>ywn be a Moomin watching your picnic table fly away.


f5231f  No.56181

File: 8683d89ca8d5816⋯.png (366.05 KB, 600x450, 4:3, O'Neil Breakfast.png)

>>56179

I don't feel like a narcissist, I think the test is overly emotional and scores every "I look after myself first" question as being ultranarc-sty even though it's just common sense smh


f5231f  No.56182

>go to job centre

>ask about universal credit

>get told I need to claim jobseekers

>this is not what the internet says

reeeee fucking arseholes treated me like I was a scally reeeeee


f5231f  No.56183

>>56182

Discrimination tbh

Sue them


f5231f  No.56184

>>56182

Dissuasion is their job. Government money doesn't exist to keep people live, it exists to pay these jobsworths to turn you down.


f5231f  No.56185

File: f396cbdb3a6ff3c⋯.png (842.92 KB, 1918x1033, 1918:1033, Confused and concerned.png)

>>56182

I thought they were moving everyone to UC because it costs them less shekels smh

Jobseekers might actually be better but idk, only ever done UC


f5231f  No.56186

>>56181

yeah it's probably not even close to accurate


f5231f  No.56187

File: 11d2215045714df⋯.png (854.17 KB, 1914x1042, 957:521, O'Neil it's time to stop.png)

>>56186

jewish mind tricks and demoralisation tactics tbh


f5231f  No.56188

File: eb9925c96d8edba⋯.png (20.66 KB, 200x194, 100:97, 1379167473151.png)

>>56187

I am narcissistic though smh


f5231f  No.56189

File: a4895799096b116⋯.jpg (891.14 KB, 1824x1368, 4:3, DSC00593.JPG)

File: 9d20087fc78bf45⋯.jpg (1014.42 KB, 1824x1368, 4:3, DSC00592.JPG)

File: 65f0a02308abee1⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 1824x1368, 4:3, DSC00582.JPG)

>take bike out garage

>sit on it

>tires flat and it can barely move

wew

at least I got an excuse to go for a long walkie

No people even go on this path because you have to climb up loads of rocks so its super comfy and serene

had to come back home tho cos its so fucking hot and i can start to feel my skin burn tbh


f5231f  No.56190

>>56189

wow those are some nice pics lad


f5231f  No.56191

File: 8a583a56a46a2de⋯.png (9.4 MB, 4959x4968, 551:552, micropepis.png)

>>56188

smh lad

by helping the tribe you help yourself


f5231f  No.56192

>>56191

Yeah. I can still be selfish and want the best for my people since it's also in my best interest smh

>>56189

comfy, lad


f5231f  No.56193

>>56189

Nice coastline, lamb.


f5231f  No.56194

>>56189

Nice lad


f5231f  No.56195

I'm back earlier. Time for the show.

Hold on I want to do the test too.


f5231f  No.56196

File: 83b2c62f885dab2⋯.jpg (929.07 KB, 1824x1368, 4:3, DSC00581.JPG)

>>56190

>>56192

>>56193

>>56194

I should do this more often tbh

that was only an hour too


f5231f  No.56197

>>56185

Can't do jobseekers lad Im self employed.

>>56189

Nice pics mate.

>>56184

Thats true I guess, but smh I pay their goddamn wages fucking cunts


f5231f  No.56198

>>56196

should go for a dip


f5231f  No.56199

>>56196

>I should do this more often tbh

WITNESS THE POWER OF THE VITAMIN D


f5231f  No.56200

>>56198

I gave myself a little wash tbh


f5231f  No.56201

File: 9ce4c6e8db984cc⋯.png (9.53 KB, 329x308, 47:44, splendid.png)

>>56199

*starts worshipping the sun*


f5231f  No.56202

druid/pol/ ban ends in 45 minutes


f5231f  No.56203

>>56201

BECOME BAGAN


f5231f  No.56204

>>56195

Welcome back lass


f5231f  No.56205

File: 5fabcbaa0dee2fa⋯.png (73.63 KB, 349x200, 349:200, ClipboardImage.png)


f5231f  No.56206

File: a0f46bb882f329d⋯.jpg (71.25 KB, 678x678, 1:1, christ tan 17.jpg)

>>56202

Convert to Christianity


f5231f  No.56207


f5231f  No.56208

File: 379ab8167147fcd⋯.png (193.72 KB, 350x258, 175:129, image.png)

>>56202

The Druids always return.


f5231f  No.56209

>>56197

in that case just wring your hands and cry about the six million shekels you've lost while finding your feet… They've told me they will continue UC payments while self employed so they should let you on, smh

>>56206

*builds wickerman to put the romish priests in*


f5231f  No.56210

>>56206

Kek.

>worship robed bearded law-giving civiliser from befire the great flood

Already doing this tbh lad, and so are you.


f5231f  No.56211

>>56206

Lol good one!


f5231f  No.56212

File: 6cbd6f28be4897a⋯.png (44.79 KB, 490x378, 35:27, disorders.png)


f5231f  No.56213

>>56189

>>56196

comfy

wish I lived near the sea again


f5231f  No.56214

File: b059bf2a75f7c62⋯.png (70.22 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>56212

>all those lows

Better luck next time


f5231f  No.56215

>>56213

come live with me


f5231f  No.56216

>>56212

congrats on being one of the saner people here :^)


f5231f  No.56217

File: ce4825ad60c8db6⋯.png (102.8 KB, 541x435, 541:435, Screenshot_2017-05-02-16-3….png)

man

>>56212

it's good


f5231f  No.56218

File: cfc090f0a4787bc⋯.png (25.76 KB, 136x155, 136:155, babby's soul is kill by th….png)

I'm not doing the test because I'm pretty sure I'm insane already

Also hullo


f5231f  No.56219

>>56218

No lad please do it. I want to look what you look like. Can't be worse than me. Yes hullo tbh.


f5231f  No.56220

File: 262559450086ea8⋯.png (646.84 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20170502-155527.png)

This test is bogus Im fucking intensely paranoid.


f5231f  No.56221

>>56218

hullo lad. I did the test and it says Im not mad, which is bullshit. >>56220


f5231f  No.56222

>>56219

Freudian slip there lass


f5231f  No.56223

>>56218

Hail great leader


f5231f  No.56224

>>56217

wew

>>56218

hullo lad

>>56220

I know right?


f5231f  No.56225

>>56217

Aren't you narcissistic at all, lass?


f5231f  No.56226

>>56222

see*

no just a grammatical mistake lad


f5231f  No.56227

>>56219

Oh, alright then. But I'm sure it'll be bad.

>>56221

Online tests are always bullshit tbh


f5231f  No.56228

>>56225

apparently not. But if I'm BPS like the test suggests it makes sense.


f5231f  No.56229

>>56227

tbf Im so paranoid Im almost certain some of the questions are suspicious:

>have you done anything that would get you jailed

>are you cruel to animals

Hmmmmmmmm


f5231f  No.56230

File: 82cf134219bcf31⋯.jpg (69.01 KB, 492x382, 246:191, vev.jpg)


f5231f  No.56231

fucking hate glasses

vision is so narrow and it feels like I have low consciousness or something


f5231f  No.56232

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


f5231f  No.56233

File: e66cd85c7d1d110⋯.jpeg (153.8 KB, 1018x762, 509:381, image.jpeg)

stable and sane


f5231f  No.56234

File: dd4839ff6fea886⋯.jpg (22.47 KB, 400x368, 25:23, ghost.jpg)

>>56229

well are/did you?

>>56230

not even that bad

also idk but based on posting format the test is mostly accurate


f5231f  No.56235

>>56234

No and No, lass.


f5231f  No.56236

File: e0dc3b22f0be2d6⋯.png (47.21 KB, 497x380, 497:380, bs.png)

This is bullshit tbh


f5231f  No.56237

>>56236

… fuggin hell lad


f5231f  No.56238

>>56236

Looking a bit crazy their lad…


f5231f  No.56239

>>56236

wew lad

it depends how you interpret it I guess


f5231f  No.56240


f5231f  No.56241

>>56233

normies are forbidden here

>>56236

>fellow borderline

Other stuff looks pretty similar as well. Except narcissism.


f5231f  No.56242

File: d45c1cb42f846a9⋯.jpg (95.72 KB, 800x437, 800:437, 1431090766155.jpg)

>>56236

>tfw we're similar


f5231f  No.56243

File: 5d656a2262f80b5⋯.jpeg (13.46 KB, 125x255, 25:51, image.jpeg)

>>56237

dont tell him I said this, but he's clearly fucking mental


f5231f  No.56244

>>56236

>Paranoid

>Obsessive-Compulsive

Being a board owner does that to you I guess.


f5231f  No.56245

>>56241

I'd be good husband/father material if you're interested.


f5231f  No.56246

>>56243

>>56245

spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) aren't allowed here either

>>56242

Yeah. But you at least have no Lows at all.


f5231f  No.56247

>>56237

>>56238

>>56239

>>56240

Told you I was insane

>>56241

I think the narcissism is inaccurate, being narcissistic is more to do with being vain than with putting yourself first. I'm not narcissistic at all in that respect tbh.

>>56242

ahh lad

>>56244

Maybe. Might be due to the other stuff tbh


f5231f  No.56248

>>56245

pretty sure Daftie is a lad now


f5231f  No.56249

>>56246

>spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)

that's just your paranoia talking lass.


f5231f  No.56250

File: 1001ff91b795fbe⋯.png (11.48 KB, 508x486, 254:243, doctor neo.png)

>>56248

Not if I can help it.


f5231f  No.56251

>>56248

God dammit, if I can't find a wife on this board, then where CAN I find a wife?


f5231f  No.56252

File: 31734f728f0fc2b⋯.png (653.47 KB, 625x449, 625:449, Mummy May looking powerful….png)

>>56233

You should've done

strong and stable


f5231f  No.56253

>>56251

Imperium tbh


f5231f  No.56254

>>56251

at the pub


f5231f  No.56255

>>56252

I hate this fucking 'powerstance' bullshit she looks like shes got piles


f5231f  No.56256

>>56250

Top kek. I guess you can administer your daily dose yourself now. You'll have to remind me to get Pembs, later


f5231f  No.56257

>>56252

*tekken voice*

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER


f5231f  No.56258

File: 01e38715983a1f8⋯.jpg (12.09 KB, 220x165, 4:3, 220px-Women_mealtime_st_pa….jpg)

>>56251

The workhouse


f5231f  No.56259

>>56251

Find a slag tbh

I'm surrounded by them I think one even came onto me today but idk

>>56255

>get told to look powerful by body language coach hired at great expense

>end up looking like you're trying to hide the fact that you've shit your pants

Based Tories


f5231f  No.56260

File: 028200720ee362d⋯.png (831.12 KB, 1231x572, 1231:572, ClipboardImage.png)

>>56252

*blocks your path*

somebody actually told them this looks good and powerful

>>56251

America, lad. My autistic neighbour found one there


f5231f  No.56261

File: cd59289bb2b8b22⋯.png (602.06 KB, 774x1127, 774:1127, fullpower stance.png)

>>56260

tbh no one can compare to Aidan


f5231f  No.56262

>>56260

ROUND ONE

HEAVEN OR HELL

FIGHT


f5231f  No.56263

tbh just get with some woman

our generation is fucked so its up to us to create a better one to come after us


f5231f  No.56264

File: 324df84eec02ff1⋯.jpg (127.37 KB, 600x1567, 600:1567, 1402097103476.jpg)


f5231f  No.56265

File: 5ad28deec7f1297⋯.jpg (29.17 KB, 300x300, 1:1, milk2.jpg)

>>56247

I'm pretty sure I'm slightly if not heavily narcissistic tbh. Shit test.

>>56250

I'm a Schrödinger's cat at the moment, I can be both. If you prick me and I'm a lad, I'll be a feminine androgynous lad. If however I was a lass all along and you prick me, I'll be fat and ugly and you'll ruin my beauty overall. What's it gonna be, huh?


f5231f  No.56266

>>56259

What does it mean you "don't know"?


f5231f  No.56267

File: 266db358d0a9ebe⋯.jpg (236.46 KB, 580x563, 580:563, 13976528.jpg)

>>56264

>those socks


f5231f  No.56268

>>56252

I missed a memi there…

>>56260

I'd love to know which image consultancy told them to do this!


f5231f  No.56269

>>56265

All online tests are bunk tbh

>>56266

She wasn't explicit and I was ignoring her. A while ago I would've been all over that but I just don't care anymore.

>>56268

>(1)

Yes you did


f5231f  No.56270

>>56265

>I'm a Schrödinger's cat at the moment, I can be both.

wew


f5231f  No.56271

>tfw didnt take photos of the birds or butterflies

there was also a dead mouse or something wew


f5231f  No.56272

>>56269

is the black pill female related lad?


f5231f  No.56273

>>56271

It's so fucking cold here. There was snow last week. In fucking April. Fuck the Finns tbh.


f5231f  No.56274

File: 9442c68fd21e971⋯.jpg (110.53 KB, 570x797, 570:797, 1448045358153.jpg)


f5231f  No.56275

>>56273

>Fuck the Finns tbh.

now that is just uncalled for


f5231f  No.56276

>>56274

He dressed good tbh ngl


f5231f  No.56277

File: 2ad98325cc5426b⋯.jpg (230.93 KB, 1178x1177, 1178:1177, 1462247260634.jpg)

File: c82ff22075b71ae⋯.jpg (33.63 KB, 591x800, 591:800, 1465058408485.jpg)

I am sure he shot them off camera smh


f5231f  No.56278

>>56272

No lad, not at all, at least not in a romantic relationship-related way. It's just everything tbh

>>56273

It wasn't too bad here today but the Finns have fucked us over for the last couple of weeks too.


f5231f  No.56279

File: 74509269a89c8ac⋯.jpg (24.49 KB, 508x493, 508:493, 1488774287583.jpg)

>>56265

The risk is inconsequential to the reward lass. Fat ugliness can be fixed with mere plastic but maleness requires the jab.

>>56277

It's the only language they understand lad.


f5231f  No.56280

File: 5905e39eda25cf3⋯.jpg (1.02 MB, 1446x2048, 723:1024, encore.jpg)

btw lads spread this if you want, it's a good memi that we can spread to help Le Pen if you feel like it.


f5231f  No.56281

File: bef5742cb208d54⋯.jpg (369.85 KB, 1300x789, 1300:789, 1440705676064.jpg)

*walks dog to the forest where it is forced to dig its own grave before I shoot it*


f5231f  No.56282

>>56269

>(1)

My VPN reset, but it's still me.

The strong and stable one.


f5231f  No.56283


f5231f  No.56284

>>56278

yeah I meant general women being women tbh


f5231f  No.56285

File: 6c0af067b4232e2⋯.jpg (627.3 KB, 1536x864, 16:9, DSC00972 - Copy.JPG)

File: b7c903a4f4f7ad9⋯.jpg (448.81 KB, 1536x864, 16:9, DSC00973 - Copy.JPG)

how do i use this washing machine


f5231f  No.56286

>>56280

Foreign memis are so obscure.


f5231f  No.56287

File: 3f05d637536fcd0⋯.jpg (41.62 KB, 300x227, 300:227, shutterstock_59149579_over….jpg)

File: 346e9f680ad73ba⋯.jpg (74.6 KB, 638x479, 638:479, bitch-to-bliss-powerpoint-….jpg)

File: b30242cad3544e0⋯.jpg (158.84 KB, 1080x785, 216:157, b889f762ef2c89153ded56966b….jpg)

>>56279

Well I'm sad to inform you that you chose wrong. Now look at what you did.


f5231f  No.56288

>>56282

I thought so, it seemed like you mr spy

>>56283

Don't you get it?

It's subtle though

It's Macron morphed with Hollande (very unpopular) and the caption reads "Again, France?"

>>56284

I guess that's part of it then, yeah. Just depresses me out. But it's not the sole reason.

>>56286

It's not really a proper ebin memi tbh, more like online propaganda.


f5231f  No.56289

>>56266

Guys often can't tell if a female is hitting on them, because women never make it too obvious for fear of seeming pushy or slutty.


f5231f  No.56290

File: 1d505237bd392aa⋯.jpg (41.92 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 2dln8s4.jpg)

>>56287

Watch out or you might get with a black lad.


f5231f  No.56291

File: 206d7e2dbd20a80⋯.jpg (485.44 KB, 900x580, 45:29, tfw.jpg)

>>56287

>too much estrogen leaves women weepy, frustrated, and unstable

So that's yet another side effect of the jews putting this shit in everything we touch


f5231f  No.56292

>>56289

This.


f5231f  No.56293

>>56288

>mr spy

I am not a spy, but you ARE paranoid, so…


f5231f  No.56294

>>56290

How does one get fat enough that their fingers get swollen? Wtf?


f5231f  No.56295

>>56293

It's you notGCHQ isn't it


f5231f  No.56296

File: df75b131d5235d5⋯.png (95.5 KB, 475x507, 475:507, df75b131d5235d5cbaf43b7a4f….png)


f5231f  No.56297

File: de4dba2fafb1476⋯.png (509.22 KB, 722x847, 722:847, 1412420197764.png)


f5231f  No.56298

>>56295

it's bins I think lad


f5231f  No.56299

>>56289

good to know thanks but it's not what I meant

>>56290

tell that Neo (who will meet the same faith after the positive effects get exhausted. That's the dark part Mengele didn't want you to know.)

>>56291

Yes. Estrogen is cancer.


f5231f  No.56300

>>56299

Are you a high test lass?


f5231f  No.56301

>>56297

is that you 22st? nice claws tbh


f5231f  No.56302

File: 85a011d3da12e25⋯.png (118.03 KB, 302x572, 151:286, gay or not gay.png)

is this coat ok or is it for fags?


f5231f  No.56303

Estrogen is cancer

HIGH TEST IS THE ANSWER


f5231f  No.56304

File: 0d30a12a764c30d⋯.jpg (713.44 KB, 1400x1600, 7:8, surprise.jpg)

>>56287

W-well at least we know the truth now lass.

And 22stone gets a sidekick I guess.


f5231f  No.56305

>>56297

Thats just horrifying. Surely youd think "okay my fingers are shaped like laughong cow cheese wedges I need to stop eating"


f5231f  No.56306

>>56302

That's a handsome Miliband.


f5231f  No.56307

>>56032

>>be in government but somehow still be 'alternative'

Bear in mind Hillary came up with the name when she still expected to win.


f5231f  No.56308

>>56298

I can never tell smh

>>56299

For the lads it is. For the lasses you need it in just the right amount, but even then too much is worse than too little afaik.


f5231f  No.56309

>>56306

*looks back at post*

>>56302

Damn Ed looking chiselled these days


f5231f  No.56310

>>56302

I quite like it. Doesn't seem faggy.


f5231f  No.56311

File: 24b59d34ff4cbd8⋯.jpg (38.13 KB, 500x620, 25:31, eh.jpg)

>>56300

I'm a lad and as such I'm of course high test

>>56302

Dostoevsky/10


f5231f  No.56312

File: 8b7f015fce82078⋯.jpg (19.11 KB, 257x281, 257:281, screamsinternally.jpg)

>>56305

>exercise is haaaard

>it's genetic I can't do anything about it anyway

They have their ways


f5231f  No.56313

>>56311

*licks lips*


f5231f  No.56314

File: 08e357584663514⋯.png (636.39 KB, 793x746, 793:746, 1430055025484-0.png)

File: bf26c593eff7a5e⋯.jpg (37.13 KB, 639x639, 1:1, 1430055025484-1.jpg)

File: e474231d6443758⋯.jpg (217.02 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1430055025484-2.jpg)

File: b382769d264b0ac⋯.jpg (213.9 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1430055133921-2.jpg)

File: 98829e897a27ab5⋯.jpg (24.33 KB, 543x508, 543:508, 1430055324613.jpg)

>not having based forehead fat

>>56299

>who will meet the same faith after the positive effects get exhausted.

w-what

And sure. I guess we have confirmation you are a lass now.

>>56279 stop

>>56301

Nah. I bite my claws smh

>>56304

>And 22stone gets a sidekick I guess.

WEW

>>56305

Way worse things in my fat folder, lad


f5231f  No.56315

>>56314

NIGGAS SO FAT THEY ==CHINESE==


f5231f  No.56316

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f5231f  No.56317

>>56312

There should be a cut-off point where ultra-fatties get recycled into soap, dunno like 30st? Theres no point in them being alive tbh.


f5231f  No.56318

File: 2137b07a66a5a5b⋯.png (672.2 KB, 584x553, 584:553, harold.png)

>>56314

Are you trying to kill me, lad?


f5231f  No.56319

File: e889aecca538667⋯.png (8.56 KB, 120x120, 1:1, 2909616c124bad0a4c702c5fe0….png)

>>56304

You didn't actually inject me yet tbh

>>56314

>I guess we have confirmation you are a lass now.

No you don't what if I lied? What if I didn't?


f5231f  No.56320

>>56314

So fat they start to get a fatty deposit on the FOREHEAD!


f5231f  No.56321

>>56317

Just let them starve tbh

See how long it takes


f5231f  No.56322

>>56314

Ive seen her forehead-bicep before. Smh they dont deserve to be alive.


f5231f  No.56323

>>56321

*starts book on lifespans*

2:1 they last less than 3 weeks if provided water.


f5231f  No.56324

File: 4ea0f4f4053a7f4⋯.jpg (114.36 KB, 600x835, 120:167, 1412357550681.jpg)

Don't mind me just getting my daily dose of genetics


f5231f  No.56325

>>56322

I think they're dead now.


f5231f  No.56326

File: 4d51dd4c53b31b5⋯.png (2.93 MB, 1609x908, 1609:908, wip3.png)

WIP 3: tasteful DIY concentration camp


f5231f  No.56327

>>56319

>No you don't what if I lied? What if I didn't?

smh do you want to get pricked or not


f5231f  No.56328

>>56326

features 1m entrance so fatties can't escape


f5231f  No.56329

>>56326

Top kek

>>56328

Won't escape until they have lost weight I guess. Good idea


f5231f  No.56330

>>56327

Of course not lad


f5231f  No.56331

>>56328

Escaping also requires exercise tbh


f5231f  No.56332

>>56325

But not ALL of them are dead, smh.

>>56326

>no watchtowers

smh I need somewhere to be paranoid lad.


f5231f  No.56333

>>56324

beautiful at every size


f5231f  No.56334

File: d0b717b833f0410⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1412416191180.png)


f5231f  No.56335

File: 498c8f4750b80ee⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 152.53 KB, 990x895, 198:179, 498c8f4750b80eee7e32fdf040….jpg)

>>56333

*walks towards you*


f5231f  No.56336

>>56335

DELET THIS


f5231f  No.56337

>>56331

Theyd have to walk a few miles to find civilization, we could just wait till they exhaust themselves and herd them back with energy drinks and gregs pasties.


f5231f  No.56338

>>56334

tbh getting a girl as actually piss easy if you what you're doing, it's finding a girl who is actually pleasant to be around that's hard.


f5231f  No.56339

>>56330

Oh Fine then


f5231f  No.56340

File: 5d113d7817b2e42⋯.png (113.85 KB, 427x348, 427:348, 1472424263709.png)

>>56335

brb blinding myself


f5231f  No.56341

>>56338

y-yeah h-hehh


f5231f  No.56342

>>56335

LEFT WING FAT SQUADS


f5231f  No.56343

File: 2685d6f9b954534⋯.jpg (23.14 KB, 300x460, 15:23, ozu-8091.jpg)

>>56335

>when your tits are still small despite you being fat

lmao


f5231f  No.56344

>>56335

*throws a distraction-sandwich*

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES


f5231f  No.56345

File: 20010251d33210d⋯.png (343.37 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1417786448318.png)

>>56338

*gets a girlfriend who shares my feeder fetish*


f5231f  No.56346

>>56343

>your tits

Are you sure your a lad, lass?


f5231f  No.56347

>>56343

says you


f5231f  No.56348

>>56343

*bullies your tits*


f5231f  No.56349

Preparing a new thread in advance.


f5231f  No.56350

File: 064f85085253fe3⋯.jpg (112.87 KB, 720x960, 3:4, dog vomit.jpg)


f5231f  No.56351

>>56346

>>56347

>>56348

I was talking about the lovely ladies in the picture. I'm still a lad with a flat chest tbh.


f5231f  No.56352

>>56338

Also this. Tbh Im quite unpleasant to be around anyway so I nice girls elude me. Smh - me, the Supremest of Gentleman.


f5231f  No.56353

>>56285

pls respond


f5231f  No.56354

File: 769caa75713ef42⋯.png (415.54 KB, 638x577, 638:577, the only good kraut.png)

>>56349

Make a Patrick Moore Edition pls


f5231f  No.56355

>>56351

but I've seen your boobs


f5231f  No.56356

>>56345

*kills anybody involved in supplying the Humungi with food*


f5231f  No.56357

>>56353

what are you washing lad

>>56355

n-no you didn't


f5231f  No.56358

>>56351

lass your hands and eyes are obviously female smh


f5231f  No.56359

File: e929189221bdde1⋯.jpg (121.98 KB, 960x835, 192:167, mlady.jpg)

>>56352

>me, the Supremest of Gentleman.


f5231f  No.56360

>>56357

Yes I have lass

:p)


f5231f  No.56361

>>56357

underwear

socks

t shirts

trousers


f5231f  No.56362

>>56285

put it on low temperatute less than 30degrees and use a "daily wash" setting to avoid damage.


f5231f  No.56363

File: e6065b432b502ba⋯.png (476.7 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, hell yes I'm tough enouss.png)

>ITT: autism

I have it on good confidence that daftie is a lad tbh


f5231f  No.56364

File: b6e8c18fa673dd7⋯.png (101.43 KB, 610x610, 1:1, milk.png)

>>56358

No they obviously aren't. The hands could go either way and you can't tell with the eyes.

>>56360

They weren't mine tbh got them off the internet


f5231f  No.56365

File: 4b5d7c8fed2957b⋯.png (174.06 KB, 485x543, 485:543, 534543.png)

File: 344083b51dac5ac⋯.png (250.89 KB, 475x560, 95:112, 634634.png)

what about this coat in black or green


f5231f  No.56366

>>56338

Oh yeah getting a girl isn't difficult…


f5231f  No.56367

>>56359

kek, it just looks like hes in disguise and about to chin someone.


f5231f  No.56368

>>56364

>No they obviously aren't. The hands could go either way and you can't tell with the eyes.

Yes I do smh


f5231f  No.56369

>>56364

sure they were lass ;^)


f5231f  No.56370

>>56365

Looks like something you'd see on a chinky model: don't get it


f5231f  No.56371

>tfw your dog goes missing and it turns out that your chinky gf made last night's din dins out of him

smh tbh


f5231f  No.56372

>>56370

yeah i know to avoid chinky shit

amazon page doesnt say anything about it being imperium though


f5231f  No.56373

>>56368

whatever

by the way, you didn't post your eyes yet did you?


f5231f  No.56374

>>56365

only if it fits you well lad, or itll look like you borrowed your dads jacket.


f5231f  No.56375

respect his pronouns ;^(


f5231f  No.56376

File: 27de8119861be9b⋯.jpg (70.77 KB, 250x236, 125:118, 1324632232742.jpg)

>>56373

>by the way, you didn't post your eyes yet did you?

No

>It's a the lass is trying to get people to post their eyes again episode


f5231f  No.56377

>>56372

True but they could but it from one of the chinky dungeons that resell to everyone


f5231f  No.56379

>>56376

You should. I want to judge if you're white by your eyes.


f5231f  No.56380

>>56371

>tfw you wonder why the lead capping been removed from your windows and it turns out your chinky missus is grinding it up to make face powder to sell in hwr brothers cash&carry

smh


f5231f  No.56381

File: 9887572616df55d⋯.png (60.97 KB, 500x471, 500:471, book2.png)

>>56375

thanks lax


f5231f  No.56382

>>56376

It's not hard tbh.

New thread

>>56378

>>56378

>>56378

>>56378




[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Cancer][Post a Reply]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / abdl / animu / arepa / christ / fast / general / mde / vg ]