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▶ f5231f (698) No.55681
Nth for Marmite is best food
▶ f5231f (698) No.55686>>55690
>>55682
Why would a sniper, lying on the floor, say "cover me"?
I bet a girl drew this.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55687>>55694
>>55671 (OP)
>stealing from 4/pol/
▶ f5231f (698) No.55688
>>55682
*gets hugged*
Thanks, lass
▶ f5231f (698) No.55689
▶ f5231f (698) No.55690
>>55686
Because girls cant into foxholes
▶ f5231f (698) No.55694
>>55687
I couldnt vote for him after seeing that. Even if he did his Aha cover before the GE.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55695>>55697 >>55698 >>55700
I guess pretending to be somebody else is disrespectful smh
Just trying to summon her smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55696>>55699
>>55691
you can if you want to
▶ f5231f (698) No.55697>>55701
>>55695
I don't want xem here.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55698>>55701
▶ f5231f (698) No.55699>>55702
▶ f5231f (698) No.55700>>55702 >>55712
>>55685
Here's your (You), you didn't get one since you deleted your post.
>>55695
Don't go to extreme lengths lad. If if he comes here I won't ban him on sight since I've given you more control, but he will be bullied and watched closely.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55701>>55702 >>55705
>>55698
Luuna
>>55697
buut I do
▶ f5231f (698) No.55702>>55706 >>55712 >>55715 >>55722
>>55699
Don't put too much pressure on him and nothing will come out of it anyway…
>>55700
don't worry about my (You)s
>>55701
But most of the board don't
▶ f5231f (698) No.55703>>55704 >>55707 >>55716
>yw run free and spirited, amongst the children of your kind, in wonder a merriment
▶ f5231f (698) No.55704
>>55703
Thats a weird but wholesome point, lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55705>>55712
>>55701
Did you make that pepe, lad?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55706
>>55702
He's happy to be talking and he said he appreciated the invite.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55707>>55713 >>55717
>>55703
>ywn break all of the stupid rules
>ywn smoke raspberry tobacco
▶ f5231f (698) No.55709>>55710 >>55711 >>55726
>>55378
sorry for the late one lad
was watching Mrs Jewyid's Home For Retarded Children or whatever that jewlywood film is called
smh, da won't watch an hour and a half of pure samurai kino in two sittings because "it has subtitles, I'd rather read a book" but he will sit through an incredibly shitty pozzfest from jewlywood even though he knows it's formulaic bullshit. smh
>>55392
YURTS ARE A memi
▶ f5231f (698) No.55710>>55720
>>55709
>incredibly shitty pozzfest from jewlywood
smh wanted to watch it
▶ f5231f (698) No.55711>>55720
>>55709
Its alright the lads came to the "rescue"
▶ f5231f (698) No.55712>>55714 >>55722 >>55729
>>55700
>but he will be bullied and watched closely.
That's fine. She will learn to ignore the bullies. She did really well the time she was allowed to stay.
>>55702
>But most of the board don't
I'm selfish
>>55705
I made the edit. It's the Welshlad Pepe. here is the original
▶ f5231f (698) No.55713>>55784
>>55707
>>55707
>>55707
That's from th episode where Moomintroll found the last dragon.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55714>>55729
>>55712
>I made the edit. It's the Welshlad Pepe. here is the original
Nice to see Chris Chan memis have legs in the modern world.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55715>>55719 >>55721 >>55790
>>55702
Tbh most of the board are oddballs themselves.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55716>>55723
>>55703
>tfw you will never be a free human being, and will remain a number.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55717>>55790
>>55707
Snufkin is a good lad, lass.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55718>>55723 >>55724 >>55727 >>55733
>ywn be the little comfy pig
▶ f5231f (698) No.55719>>55731
>>55715
>Tbh most of the board are oddballs themselves.
untrue
▶ f5231f (698) No.55720
>>55710
it's ok if you only want to see the pretty cgi and can ignore the massive hooked noses and gaping plotholes everywhere
>>55711
alls well that shitposts well then
▶ f5231f (698) No.55721>>55731
>>55715
>oddballs
Is that a compliment lass?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55722>>55790
>>55702
I'm going to go ahead and worry about you anyway lass
After all, I never asked you to worry about me, but I'm grateful for it
>>55712
He doesn't want to come here though, and now Britposter's back I don't think it'll be possible. Honestly lad, it's best to let sleeping dogs lie.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55723>>55725 >>55730
>>55718
Want to bet?
>>55716
What number are you, lad?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55724>>55728 >>55732 >>55741
>>55718
I wish we had more wild boars in this country.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55725>>55738
>>55723
You can make me into a little pig with druid magic? I was only joking, please don't
▶ f5231f (698) No.55726>>55738
>>55709
Yurts can be a good cheap form of outdoor accommodation, that you don't need Planning permission to build. They are also better at dealing with high wind than rectangular buildings.
http://www.woodlandyurts.co.uk/Woodland_Yurts/yurt_living.html
▶ f5231f (698) No.55727
>>55718
aww he looks so happy
▶ f5231f (698) No.55728>>55735
>>55724
Reintroduce wild boars to Hyde Park when?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55729>>55734
>>55712
>>55714
Yeah I was surprised that a tasteful chris chan reference in a memi was possible.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55730>>55744
>>55723
Nothing as special as number 6.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55731>>55736 >>55744
>>55719
For example, you're an unironic race mixer self-harmer lad.
>>55721
The druids are all odd in a good way imo.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55732>>55740
>>55724
Wild Boars are fucking cunts tbh, they'd only be good for shooting
▶ f5231f (698) No.55733>>55737
>>55718
I love animals, and that pig is cute af
▶ f5231f (698) No.55734>>55739
>>55729
what's the reference tbh?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55735
>>55728
We have some but we need more, I would indeed support them being reintroduced to Hyde Park.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55736
>>55731
>you're an unironic race mixer self-harmer lad.
lass please
▶ f5231f (698) No.55737>>55742
>>55733
Did you pull a Cameron, lad?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55738
>>55725
If I could do that I wouldnt because I like you, lad.
>>55726
Only issue is fitting out a round yurt, harder to plumb and make cabinetry for. A timber shed could be l shaped and angled into the wind if that was a problem, but we arent far from a major motorway so its unlikely ti be an issue.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55740>>55745
>>55732
They are violent but I like that. We need some mild menace lurking (other than grubby foreigners) about to keep us on our toes.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55741>>55746 >>55749
>>55724
We do have wild boars, don't we?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55742
>>55737
Oh God no
This man has probably played soggy biscuit at some point in his life too
▶ f5231f (698) No.55743
>wild boar
WHO /GALLIC/ HERE?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55744>>55748
>>55731
>not number MR2
Lad..
>>55730
>The druids are all odd in a good way imo
:D eccentric is the word I reckon. And thanks.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55745>>55753
>>55740
Tbf you have a point, something to fend off
▶ f5231f (698) No.55746
>>55741
We do and they are growing in number but I want more.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55747>>55755 >>55761
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>>55739
kek. I miss the old days
▶ f5231f (698) No.55748>>55750
>>55744
But number two is the man in charge of Island, I'm actually number AW11 :^)
▶ f5231f (698) No.55749>>55751 >>55763
>>55741
Not nearly enough though.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55750>>55758
>>55748
Lad you'll never guess what
▶ f5231f (698) No.55752
▶ f5231f (698) No.55753>>55759
>>55745
Yes it would make walking home from the local tavern more interesting. Less Muslims more big piggies tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55755
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>>55747
Why didn't Gordon just continue his transformation into this?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55756>>55759 >>55760 >>55762 >>55766 >>55767 >>55808
can this be made a banner?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55758>>55771
▶ f5231f (698) No.55759>>55765 >>55768
>>55753
If i was walking back and there was a fucking boar i would be pretty scared though tbh
>>55756
this
▶ f5231f (698) No.55760
>>55756
Edit in some flags tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55761>>55770
>>55747
Aw. The way he calms down as soon as his dad talks to him.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55762
>>55756
comfy
I heard the banner uploading part of the site is broken
▶ f5231f (698) No.55763
>>55749
BASED Obelix.
>>55751
Lewd.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55764
>>55751
*looks nervously at the 30 year old issues on his shelf*
>sweats.jpg
▶ f5231f (698) No.55765>>55771
>>55759
Nah just shank it and sell it at the market.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55766>>55769 >>55770 >>55810
>>55756
Deerboy Herts on the right. Pembs can be Little My.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55767>>55775
>>55756
Crop it to specifications first. I can't add banners atm though, it's broken since the hack
▶ f5231f (698) No.55768>>55778
>>55759
Some fear is good, especially if it can be overcome with bravery and strength.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55769>>55794
>>55766
Stop making me a deerboy
▶ f5231f (698) No.55770>>55773 >>55776
>>55761
His dad could have saved him but died soon after
>>55766
I don't want to be her smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55771>>55772 >>55774
>>55765
They're pretty angry lad
>>55758
Bertie and lee met up in real life. Fuckin mental
▶ f5231f (698) No.55772>>55778
>>55771
Oh yeah lad I knew that.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55773>>55776 >>55793
>>55751
She's a big lass.
>>55770
Daftie would be a good Little My tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55774>>55778
>>55771
It used to be a rite of passage to hunt a boar lad. Arent you brave enough?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55775>>55779
>>55767
can't crop atm, I'm just on a stupid tablet.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55776>>55783 >>55786 >>55793 >>55813
>>55770
>>55773
>Daftie would be a good Little My tbh.
Yeah. Just banter because Pembs is short smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55777>>55780
>>55754
She's beautiful tbh but I wouldn't take her as a wife
▶ f5231f (698) No.55778>>55781 >>55783
>>55768
i spose lad
>>55772
W-wait what, HOW?
>>55774
Not when i've had a drink and walking back in the dark and a fucking boar comes out gnashing at me
▶ f5231f (698) No.55779>>55782 >>55798
>>55775
It's fine lad, do it another time. There's no rush, codemonkey is kill I think so don't expect banners anytime soon.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55780
▶ f5231f (698) No.55781>>55791
>>55778
What would you do if it was a paki instead if a boar?
TAKE ON ALL COMERS
▶ f5231f (698) No.55782
>>55779
>codemonkey is kill
Im alright with this.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55783>>55791 >>55794
>>55776
Who is going to be snufkin? That's the real question.
>>55778
I have my channels.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55784
>>55713
I know I just post gifs that I have atm. I didn't watch it, I read the books.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55785>>55787 >>55789 >>55791 >>55792 >>55800 >>55812 >>55822
Aight gents how we doing?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55786>>55794
Tony Blair: Macron Win in French Presidentials Would Be Great Global Victory
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/01/blair-macron-win-french-presidentials-great-global-victory/
Remember the time he stole Murdoch's chinky girlfriend?
>>55776
Smh lad, you're supposed to compliment her feminine stature.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55790>>55795 >>55800 >>55802 >>55812
>>55715
But no one here plans on looping it off.
>>55717
I know, I love him.
>>55722
Aw thanks. Your (You) is always much appreciated.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55791>>55797 >>55816
>>55781
i wouldnt be as scared from a paki tbh, they're almost always really weak
>>55783
>I have my channels.
what did he memi by this
>>55785
EYYYY LAD!!!!
▶ f5231f (698) No.55793
▶ f5231f (698) No.55794>>55796 >>55802 >>55812
>>55769
>Stop making me a deerboy
Never
>>55783
>Who is going to be snufkin? That's the real question.
The deerboy
>>55786
>Smh lad, you're supposed to compliment her feminine stature.
I know I'm just not good at going on about it. Sorry, Pembs
▶ f5231f (698) No.55795
>>55790
>But no one here plans on looping it off.
Luuna does?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55796>>55801
>>55794
I think you should be the gay moomin, whichever one that is.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55797>>55799 >>55800
>>55791
>i wouldnt be as scared from a paki tbh, they're almost always really weak
But the bolice don't Protect the Boars rights to kill you with impunity. If you kill a Boar for attacking you, you can just eat it.
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▶ f5231f (698) No.55799>>55827
▶ f5231f (698) No.55800>>55822
>>55790
lass look >>55785
>>55797
guess im just a badass tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55801>>55803 >>55804 >>55805 >>55807 >>55822
>>55796
On DeviantArt everybody is gay
▶ f5231f (698) No.55802>>55806 >>55822
>>55790
I'm pretty sure we talked her out of lopping it off.
>>55794
Deerboys are magic tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55803
>>55801
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ f5231f (698) No.55804>>55809
▶ f5231f (698) No.55805
>>55801
DESTROY THOSE WHO DESTROY PURITY
▶ f5231f (698) No.55806>>55811
>>55802
>Deerboys are magic tbh.
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▶ f5231f (698) No.55809>>55823 >>55829
>>55804
Are you on DeviantArt, lad?
Also it's not really true since I am on DeviantArt and I'm not gay.
CUCKED
▶ f5231f (698) No.55810>>55814
>>55766
I want to be little my
▶ f5231f (698) No.55811>>55818
>>55806
>implying they aren't
▶ f5231f (698) No.55812>>55817
>>55785
Hullo and welcome tbh
>>55790
As is yours.
>>55794
I demand you stop
Anyway I will be a man in a month and a half so it will get dated quickly
>>55808
imo that's fine, I'll save it and add it eventually unless anyone has any complaints
▶ f5231f (698) No.55813
▶ f5231f (698) No.55814
>>55810
You are, lass. I made a mistake
▶ f5231f (698) No.55815
>>55808
Can I be Papa Moomin?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55816>>55820
It'll be about several months too late but I don't suppose anyone would want the /politics/ Neetlife ep.4, ft. /newbritpolitics/?
>>55787
Aight boi
>>55789
Good stuff lad. Doing alright on my end I reckon
>>55791
thumbsup.jpg
▶ f5231f (698) No.55817>>55821
>>55812
>you can't call people boy past a certain age
wew
▶ f5231f (698) No.55819
>three cute boys by felicia meow
▶ f5231f (698) No.55820
▶ f5231f (698) No.55821>>55825
>>55817
But if it's subjective then do I not act in an adult enough manner?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55822
>>55800
Yeah was that, superb tbh
>>55785
hollo lad
>>55802
you know what I mean tbh
>>55801
You should be Sniff
▶ f5231f (698) No.55823>>55838
>>55809
>I am on DeviantArt and I'm not gay.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55825>>55828 >>55830 >>55832
>>55821
I always thought you acted like an adult, lad. I'll still memi you as a deerboy smh
>You should be Sniff
Why, lass?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55827>>55831
>>55799
lad, I just realised the jobbie bobbies are having me in tomorrow afternoon for the New Enterprise Allowance scheme and I'll need to write a business plan in the morning
"Combination market gardening & automobile conversion" sound good to you?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55828>>55830 >>55838
>>55825
Just suits you tbh
Also Herts is Snuffkin.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55829
>>55809
>Are you on DeviantArt, lad?
no im not a retard tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55830>>55834 >>55838
>>55825
smdh
Don't memi irresponsibly lad.
>>55828
>Herts is Snuffkin.
I hope this is good.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55831>>55833
>>55827
Sounds spot on lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55832>>55838 >>55839 >>55841
>>55825
Sniff is a based NEET who never works and doesn't like leaving his house. He took the Vargpill.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55833>>55836 >>55862
>>55831
alright lad I'll dress that up in the finest Hebraic language I can muster and see if they'll go for it
▶ f5231f (698) No.55834>>55837
▶ f5231f (698) No.55835
>>55826
bum!
I like bums tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55836>>55845
>>55833
Wear a Kippah, lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55838>>55847
>>55823
>>55828
b-but why does he suit me. He's so lazy and greedy and pathetic ahhhhhhhh
>>55830
It would be banter if I could memi it into reality though…
>>55832
smh truth hurts
▶ f5231f (698) No.55839>>55850
>>55832
He's also immature and Moomin's best friend who I automatically assumed was Pembs, that's why I took him.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55840>>55842 >>55843
I wanted to be a thicc moomin smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55841
>>55832
>Sniff took the Vargpill
Laffin
▶ f5231f (698) No.55842>>55865
>>55840
Do people actually draw fat Moomins on deviantart?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55843>>55844 >>55865
>>55840
Then be Snork, you'll be Freken Snork's brother.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55844>>55846 >>55855
>>55843
I think he should be… the groke
▶ f5231f (698) No.55845>>55852 >>55866
>>55836
They all know I'm a naughty goy lad
even though I don't have a criminal record and have never done anything criminal, every government service networks
After I got spotted by the thought police, the first time I went in to the sawbones for a checkup he said "are you feeling mentally ill, suicidal, murderous?"
When I signed up to the jobbie bobbies they had been told and asked me whether I would be a shitlord if forced to work with niggers
Privacy doesn't exist any more
ran out of jews smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55846>>55849 >>55865
>>55844
No he should be Hemul but I though that was BumBumKing. I actually should be the Groke.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55847>>55865
>>55838
Nice pepe
It most certainly wouldn't be banter, the world has enough faggoty feminine "boys" as it is. I have responsibility to maintain my masculinity tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55848>>55853 >>55854
i've never seen moomin so im not sure whats going on tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55849>>55854
>>55846
nah lass you're little my, we decided tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55850>>55865
>>55839
>Moomin's best friend who I automatically assumed was Pembs
▶ f5231f (698) No.55851>>55858 >>55860 >>55863 >>55864
>>55837
Yeah he's the cool lad everybody wants to be around smh. You're lucky. I'm the opposite of that.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55852>>55859
>>55845
this is why I cannot go to anyone about my cutting
▶ f5231f (698) No.55853>>55856
>>55848
Moomin Showcase Night when?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55854>>55856
>>55848
Me neither I read them but I read in Russian so my names might be off
>>55849
It's good, I like her even if I didn't back in the days.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55855>>55857 >>55865
>>55844
Wew, that's probably how /brit/ see him at least.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55856>>55864
>>55853
tonight?
>>55854
>i read in russian
so cool tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55857
>>55855
tbh I only know from Osmosis and watching a few episodes on the cy.tube.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55858>>55865
>>55851
should've shut the fuck up about muh cave then
▶ f5231f (698) No.55859
>>55852
that's something you genuinely shoudn't be doing tbh
it's like you're an attention seeking roastie, if you're going to cut go big and for the throat or down the road, don't scarify yourself and moan about it smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55860>>55865
>>55851
Don't be hard on yourself lad, we all like you here.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55861
>tfw no Audrey Glamour gf
▶ f5231f (698) No.55862>>55875 >>55900
>>55833
Definitely say Shalom as you walk in there lad.
Can you please post this in druid/pol/ as a response to 40k please lad, much obliged tbh. Last one I promise.
>>9836383
>in capsules
Fair play lad, thats the easiest
>toss and wash (neck it with water)
Do-able with chocolate milkshake or protein shake, otherwise Im too much of a pussy.
>other traditional drugs
all this is for informational purposes only
Valerian is effective for relaxation amd gives strong night terrors, might be something to that, and its unrestricted to buy
>ginko biloba
Herbal extract that increases blood flow to the brain (weak evidence), unrestricted
>Wild Opium
Effective for a short while before tolerance occurs, 1/10th potency of codeine of you are lucky, now illegal for human consumption.
>skullcap, damiana, catnip, wild dagga, blue lotus
All weakly psychoative chemicals traditionally used for shamanism, all Not For Consumption Ive tried them all, before the NPS law made them illegal for human consumption, hardly comparable to cannabis but they have effects nonetheless
>sleeping pills
Diphenhydramine is Nytol, effective for sedation and hypnotic states, not natural though and probably dangerous mixed with various plant extracts
>Amanita Muscaria mushrooms
Traditional Indoeuropean shamanistic tool, illegal for human consumption.
>psylocibin mushrooms
As above.
>DXM
similar to nutmeg, in cough syrup, illegal to consume for intoxication.
>ayahuasca/dmt
Would be easily the most effective of all but illegal to produce, buy or sell.
>lsd
as above.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55863>>55865 >>55870
>>55851
i think your cool and i want to hang around you lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.55864>>55865
>>55851
he is just anxious but that doesn't make him bad!
>>55856
could do lad could do, bit late but I don't mind
▶ f5231f (698) No.55865>>55867 >>55868 >>55871 >>55872
>>55842
Yeah….
>>55843
Please no I always hated him for some reason
>>55846
But you hate the cold, lass
>>55847
We'll see, lass… lad I mean
>>55850
haven't seen much of that friendship in the show yet smh
At least I'm not Stinky I guess
>>55855
Top kek in the threads back in the day maybe. on discord they're being friendly smh
>>55858
The cave? Is that an episode? Don't think we've sene it yet
>>55860
t-thanks. Great leader. It means a lot coming from you
>>55863
Thanks, lad. You too
>>55864
>he is just anxious but that doesn't make him bad!
Don't know if that's all, lass
▶ f5231f (698) No.55866>>55875
>>55845
That's what you get for standing around for 10 minutes at a non-rally, lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55867>>55869
>>55865
>Thanks, lad. You too
thanks lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.55868>>55873
>>55865
WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
▶ f5231f (698) No.55870>>55873 >>55878
>>55863
>He posts a picture of a Noose
>"I want to Hang around you"
lad….
▶ f5231f (698) No.55871>>55873
>>55865
Fucking deviantart.
>on discord they're being friendly smh
They probably want to manipulate you. Be cautious lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55872>>55874 >>55878 >>55879 >>55881
I think I'll go now. Maybe I'll be back later. Enjoy a freshly mined memi
>>55865
Lad…
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▶ f5231f (698) No.55873>>55878
>>55870
I saw no noose, lad….
>>55868
To show Neo
>>55871
Don't worry, I'm careful and I would never betray /newbrit/.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55874>>55879
>>55872
But lad we were just about to watch some Moomin…
▶ f5231f (698) No.55875
>>55862
np lad
>>55866
I know smh
All I did was point out that a libshit cited "the current year" on camera smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55877
>>55876
Their faces. Every time
▶ f5231f (698) No.55878>>55882
>>55869
in a non homo way of course
>>55870
WEW, completely unintentional or was it
>>55872
good memi
>>55873
>I saw no noose, lad….
it was in your post brainlet
▶ f5231f (698) No.55879
>>55874
Lad I'm watching the prisoner.
>>55872
Be seeing you.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55880>>55884 >>55885 >>55886
Their faces just piss me off for some reason…
▶ f5231f (698) No.55881
▶ f5231f (698) No.55882>>55885
>>55878
>>55878
>it was in your post brainlet
FUCKING HELL. HE EVEN SAID IT
>in a non homo way of course
Of course, lad…
▶ f5231f (698) No.55884
>>55880
I like their faces the best
▶ f5231f (698) No.55885>>55889
>>55880
Me too I have a fucking halfu neice KILL ME
>>55882
smh silly billy
▶ f5231f (698) No.55886>>55889
>>55880
the chinkies?
it's the eyes, lad
you can see they are soulless and lack that spark for original thought
tbf they are also whores, roasties etc
▶ f5231f (698) No.55887>>55888 >>55890
>>55883
How long are you watching it for? My data might renew during it.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55888>>55892
▶ f5231f (698) No.55889>>55914
>>55885
> have a fucking halfu neice KILL ME
Oh lad. I'm sorry.
>>55886
Yeah
▶ f5231f (698) No.55890>>55892
>>55887
a while probably, would be nice if you could come
▶ f5231f (698) No.55891>>55894
>tfw within a day of discovering he's stranded, number 6 has already constructed a raft and prepared and escape plan
Now this is survivalism tbh.
>>55883
Lad I'm watching the Prisoner reeeeeeee.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55892>>55894
>>55888
Portentous trips confirm.
>>55890
Ill try and stay awake for a bit.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55894>>55899
>>55891
sorry lad
>>55892
don't have to force yourself lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.55895
>>55893
*peers out of window*
Noooooo
▶ f5231f (698) No.55896>>55901 >>55902
>>55893
it should be Leon or Alberto tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55898>>55903
>Astroanon
Wew not heard that before tbh. Well here's my latest Jupiter I guess, colouring is annoyingly yellow but I was really chuffed with the improvement from the one before it. Slowly but surely we're getting there, it's starting to look like a planet
▶ f5231f (698) No.55899>>55904
>>55894
Kek it wouldnt be forcing myself, Ive just been having early nights to conserve data so Im tired.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55900>>55907 >>55910
>>55862
>>ayahuasca/dmt
tbh I'm impressed that our government makes stuff like this illegal on literally no grounds, but then they go out of their way to keep poppers around. Poor oppressed gays tbh,
▶ f5231f (698) No.55901
>>55896
Groke just wants to have friends…
▶ f5231f (698) No.55903>>55911
>>55898
>astroanon
Whats the story lad, are you using a telescope yourself? I fucking love space.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55904>>55905
STARTING NOW
>>55899
ahh alright lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.55905>>55906
▶ f5231f (698) No.55906
>>55905
it was now or never smh or tomorrow
▶ f5231f (698) No.55907>>55910 >>55920 >>56141 >>56142
>>55900
>keep poppers legal
>and nitrous
Really activates my almonds tbh, plants with thousands of years history get lumped in with synthetic cannabinoids becuase of a retarded government advisory panel full of queers and uni students.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55909
I thought Imperium lass saga would end tonight but no, all she did was try and dodge my questions and gather info on my knowledge. I have her ip address now mind and I proved some shit. I also have a video of her. She also revealed her Pinoy boyfriend is a weirdo by western standards at least. Nightly skype calls, yellling at her if she cuts the call (he's 2hours ahead). I expressed no sympathy as I didn't want to patronise their culture tbh. Waiting for another Filipina to awaken so they can translate something for me tbh. I don't understand why she told me about his possessive behaviour tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55910>>55920
>>55900
>>55907
Also Kratom is my major complaint with the law, its a plant that helps alcoholics and smackheads get clean and they fucking banned it. Cunts tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55911>>55912 >>55913
>>55903
Just scrolling through some of the threads and NA flag said "Astroanon". Yeah when I find the time for it I do like to go out with the telescopes.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55912>>55919
>>55911
Daftie said it earlier, didnt realise you had a telescope though. Thats interesting as fuck, where do you go to escape the light pollution? I used to go up to the back of Devils Dyke on the downs in Brighton with my John lewis science museum special back in the day.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55913
>>55911
Pic is Mercury in front of the sun tbh
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▶ f5231f (698) No.55916>>55917
>>55915
don't like her bum tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55917>>55918
>>55915
>>55916
>Both imperiums are here at once
This is far too confusing.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55918
>>55917
One talks about pinoys and the other is just plain miserable
▶ f5231f (698) No.55919>>55924
>>55912
Sadly I can't get out the city, but just make do tbh. Webm related is the area I image from. Sounds good lad, there's some really dark places you can get to in England. What sort of telescope was that John Lewis one?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55920>>55924 >>55926
>>55907
>becuase of a retarded government advisory panel full of queers and uni students
Surely if that were the case drugs policy would be going in the opposite direction? I'm pretty sceptical about drugs liberalisation tbh but the extent to which the government targets all drugs based on moral panic (with tolerant exceptions when gays happen to use a certain drug a lot of course) is retarded. They don't even let foreigners off the hook, which really surprises me, they went ahead and banned kava and khat.
>>55910
Yeah I'd heard about that one. Apparently ibogaine is still legal in most countries. I have to wonder what it is that allows some drugs like that to get the green light whilst others get stamped on. My guess is how easily it can be commercialised.
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▶ f5231f (698) No.55923
>>55922
Now you're talking.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55924>>55943
>>55919
Essentially pic related, lad. It was mainly to get a proper look at constellations tbh.
>stuck in the city
Looks nice lad. Theres a stargazing spot reserved for you in our Druidic smallholding in the countryside, lad.
>>55920
>Drugs policy would be liberal
Its becoming that way, but it seems so illogically biased against traditional drugs that it must be some sort of marxist plot. Its not a blanket ban on everything which old conservatives might be expected to do.
>skeptical about legalisation
Me too lad, but what grows in the ground and is directly consumed should not be controlled. All synthetic and semi synth stuff should be medical or illegal tbh.
>ibogaine
This is a weird one, I really want to try it. It probably is uncontrolled because there is no black market for it like other drugs, as you say its the commercialization aspect. Also its fucking mental. my pet conspiracy theory is about the supply of legal highs and research chemicals being controlled by the same folk who then banned them. They made far too much money from them.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55926>>55930
>>55920
Oops missed kava and khat off my reply
>kava
utter madness to ban but clearly to generate money from antianxiety pharmaceuticals sales.
>khat
It had to be banned, because they wanted to ban Mephedrone. The wording of our laws is so retarded they have to explicitly describe the structure of Mephedrone as a Cathinone to ban it, and that law then bans Khat for containg cathinone. Madness.
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▶ f5231f (698) No.55929
▶ f5231f (698) No.55930>>55932
>>55926
>Mephedrone
God I forgot all about that nontroversy. MDMA all over again.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55931
>>55927
Bloody hell thats an inappropriate sleep image, smh Ill try again.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55932>>55933
>>55930
**That was the cause of almost all my woes, lad. Buy it online for £1 a gram, sell it for £10 a gram and sniff so much you end up eating it with a spoon because of your melted nose. Reeeeee.
Basis for conspiracy
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mps-son-arrested-in-meow-meow-254306
▶ f5231f (698) No.55933
>>55932
It was entirely legal then though, smh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55935>>55938
▶ f5231f (698) No.55936>>55937 >>55940 >>55941
HAVE YOU BOUGHT YOUR VITAMIN D YET LADS?
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/05/170501102258.htm
>Results from a clinical review find nearly 1 billion people worldwide may have deficient or insufficient levels of vitamin D due to chronic disease and inadequate sun exposure related to sunscreen use.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55937>>55939
>>55936
yeah lad bought some a couple months ago. I wonder what damage it has done to me over the years though.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55938>>55943
>>55935
A space-post for you lad
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/04/170428093851.htm
>Astronomers have modeled the two rings around Chariklo, the smallest body in the Solar System known to have rings.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55939>>55944
>>55937
Good lad, dorset has bought some too. Probably cant get any worse if you start taking it now, lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55940>>55944 >>55959
>>55936
>buy vitamin D
>because of inadequate sun exposure related to sunscreen use
▶ f5231f (698) No.55941>>55942
night lads
>>55936
I just go outside tbh
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▶ f5231f (698) No.55943>>55947 >>55997
>>55924
Ah ok lad, those sorts of Newts are getting pretty popular nowadays, though they're built more for Leonr and planetary, they're also still plenty fast enough to get some nice Constellation views yeah.
>>55938
Cool stuff lad, I've not heard of Chariklo honestly, wacky little thing that.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55944>>55951 >>55959
>>55939
yeah I guess so lad, havent felt much difference but it is good for sure
>>55940
I think for most of us it's not sunscreen but just not going outside in general lel
▶ f5231f (698) No.55946>>55949 >>55950 >>55952 >>55956 >>55961
>>55934
People should trust me tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.55947>>55958
>>55943
whos that lass? you sound like a scouser
▶ f5231f (698) No.55948
CONSTRUCTION SPENDING ANALYSIS
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/construction-spending-eases-in-march-after-a-february-blowout-2017-05-01
>Construction spending slows through March after bumper February
MP CALLS FOR HOUSEBUILDER SHAKEUP
https://www.constructionnews.co.uk/housebuilding-giants-dominance-must-end-mps-argue/10019507.article
>The committee’s chair Clive Betts MP said: “Smaller builders are in decline and the sector is over-reliant on an alarmingly small number of high-volume developers, driven by commercial self-interest and with little incentive to build any quicker.
Based tbh
£20m DUNFERMLINE STUDENT HALLS CONTRACT DESIGN
http://www.scottishconstructionnow.com/18762/revised-hotel-and-student-plans-to-retain-facade-of-dundee-furniture-building/
>The £20 million proposals for the former Robertson’s furniture store in Barrack Street will also include a licensed restaurant unit with associated facilities and ancillary works.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55949>>55955 >>55964
>>55946
*trusts you*
*gets turned into a girl*
hmm…
▶ f5231f (698) No.55950>>55955
>>55946
lad why would we do that
▶ f5231f (698) No.55951>>55953
>>55944
That's the great thing about having a dog. It makes you go outside every day.
>>55945
>about to save this picture
>realise I've got loads of duplicates in my Imperium folder
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
▶ f5231f (698) No.55952>>55955
>>55946
*questions your motives*
▶ f5231f (698) No.55953>>55957
>>55951
based. doggers are great
▶ f5231f (698) No.55955>>55977
>>55949
Just as planned…
>>55950
Why not, lad?
>>55952
motives for what?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55956
>>55946
trust is earned not given
▶ f5231f (698) No.55957>>55977
>>55953
>doggers are great
▶ f5231f (698) No.55958>>55963
>>55947
That was the gfuntil last week She didn't take kindly to nazism Hense that every day drinking streak I mentioned
▶ f5231f (698) No.55959>>55962
>>55944
You do need to go outside in the sun for an hour a day to feel the benefit, keep up the good work.
>>55940
Its not stupid, they push factor 50 suntan lotion on everyone and wonder why people end up with seasonal affective disorder and shit. You require uv light from the sun to get through your skin to break down the vitamin d in your blood. Of you dont go outside or use too much sunscreen you get deficient in it.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55960>>55963 >>55966
a-at least I got my space station p-pics
▶ f5231f (698) No.55961>>55965
>>55946
Give me one good reason why I should…
▶ f5231f (698) No.55962
>>55959
oh shit. I'll try and do that then thanks lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.55963>>55967
>>55958
Oh ladi didnt knowim sorry to hear about that ladhow did she find out you were a angry nativist?
>>55960
Good pic lad, looks good desu
▶ f5231f (698) No.55964>>55977
>>55949
Seems like a reward to me lass.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55966>>55997
>>55960
Is that the iss? Sweet tbh. Do you recolour the images or anything or is that how it looks through the telecope?
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▶ f5231f (698) No.55970>>55974 >>55975
>>55965
[hope and optimism reduces]
I was hoping you'd have a reason and we would end up as TRVE FRIENDS, no homo.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55971
>>55968
Nighty night neighborino.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55972
▶ f5231f (698) No.55973>>56022
>>55967
oh ladwhat did she say?did she think you were joking?oh lad this really sucks
>>55968
night
▶ f5231f (698) No.55974
>>55970
I'm sure I'll think of a reason one day, lad…
▶ f5231f (698) No.55975>>55976
>>55970
>letting your guard down around an actual GCHQ agent
▶ f5231f (698) No.55976>>55978
>>55975
>not getting the sarcasm
…
▶ f5231f (698) No.55977>>55983
>>55955
wew lad how long have you been planning this?
>>55957
what's gay about a dog lad? man's best friend
>>55964
it is tbh
>>55968
night lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.55978>>55979 >>55980
>>55976
>not getting the sarcasm x2
……
▶ f5231f (698) No.55979
>>55978
I can only do one layer of sarcasm before my brain hurts lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55980>>55982
>>55978
>not getting the sarcasm in his statment x3
▶ f5231f (698) No.55981>>55984 >>55985 >>55986
▶ f5231f (698) No.55982>>55991
>>55980
WE ARE INTO TRIPLE SARCASM COMMENCE EMERGENCY COMA
*enters coma to avoid mental trauma*
▶ f5231f (698) No.55983>>55987 >>55992 >>55993
>>55977
>wew lad how long have you been planning this?
since you bullied me. Now look at you
bully not so tough since becoming a lass
▶ f5231f (698) No.55984>>55991
>>55981
Waiting till midnight so I can druidpost again tbh lad. Also drinking ginger beer. You?
▶ f5231f (698) No.55986>>55988 >>55989 >>55991
>>55981
Same thing as every night. Being massive gay cunts.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55988
▶ f5231f (698) No.55989
>>55986
*shus homoporn tab*
n-no Im not
▶ f5231f (698) No.55990>>55994
>>55987
You are not allowed to read spoilers
▶ f5231f (698) No.55991>>55996
>>55982
err lad i was being sarcastic we're on level 5 if you count this post
>>55984
watching Watamote, got lots of anime to catch up on.
>>55985
your asmr is okish lad
>>55986
Aint nothing wrong with chugging dicks lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.55992>>55995
>>55983
lad…
that makes you the bully, time for you to be a lass :^)
▶ f5231f (698) No.55993>>56002 >>56006
>>55983
At least you don't bully each other now.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55994>>56006
>>55990
Neither are you lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.55996>>56001
>>55991
>nth dimensional sarcasm
Woah dude.
>anime
Am I the only one here that doesnt watch anime? I dont understand what is appealing about it. Not criticising it, I just dont get it.
▶ f5231f (698) No.55997>>55998 >>55999 >>56000 >>56001 >>56006
Think I'll head off then too gents. Cheers for letting me chill here for a bit tonight, nice meeting those I've not met anyway. Aight, have a good one all.
>>55968
Goodnight
>>55966
I've only had a go like that twice, so I've still not figured out what the hell you're meant to do kek. Basically because it's moving across the sky pretty fast (and magnification makes it appear MUCH faster), I can't take photos or look at it through the telescope. What I've been doing is recording video footage like in this webm >>55943 , and then moving the telescope to follow the Space Stations path in the sky, tracking it's motion. Afterwards hopefully there's some frames in the video that look alright.
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▶ f5231f (698) No.56000
>>55997
Night lad, thanks for the chat, interesting hobby tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56001>>56007
>>55996
i like the way it looks but i dont see the fuss either tbh. I think the fact it has ssuch a large following is what drives me to watch it.
>>55997
Au Revoir my petite fromage
▶ f5231f (698) No.56002>>56006
>>55993
y-yea it was for the best right?
>>55995
*tries to inject you but you're too strong*
reee
▶ f5231f (698) No.56003>>56004 >>56005 >>56006 >>56007 >>56008 >>56011
It's beddy byes for me too. Night night.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56004
▶ f5231f (698) No.56005
▶ f5231f (698) No.56006
>>56002
>*tries to inject you but you're too strong*
Top kek. The oestrogen has made you too weak to penetrate my skin.
>>56003
Night lass
>>55997
Night, lad
>>55994
I stopped doing that
>>55993
Yeah. It worked out… just as planned
▶ f5231f (698) No.56007>>56009
>>56001
>visually appealing
I guess so, lad. I dunno, its not for me, I try and watch stuff that gets mentioned and linked here but dont enjoy it. Smh.
>>56003
Night lass.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56008
▶ f5231f (698) No.56009
>>56007
fair enough, its not exactly going to be for everyone
▶ f5231f (698) No.56010
>tfw data on one phone runs out 7 minutes before the other renews
This is annoying.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56011>>56012 >>56013 >>56014
>>56003
Fucking disgusting degenerates.
(Banned for being a big bully)▶ f5231f (698) No.56012
>>56011
why do you heff to be mad?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56013
>>56011
you know it baby ;)
▶ f5231f (698) No.56017
▶ f5231f (698) No.56018>>56021
>>56016
Yeah… Don't you talk with him on skype or discord or something?
>>56015
Night, lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.56019
▶ f5231f (698) No.56020>>56024
>>56014
Did you want to watch with us, lad?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56021>>56023
>>56018
no Welshlad is illusive and doesnt like that kind of software so he doesnt use it
▶ f5231f (698) No.56022>>56027 >>56031
>>55973
Basically because of the whole Nazism thing I didn't think we were compatible. I underestimated the gravity of things until it got to the point where we were looking at moving in together. Now while I still loved her, I had to break up with her to save her from getting hurt further down the line. Wasn't easy because I do love her still, but at that point we walked away friends which seemed like the best outcome.
After a week she asked that we properly talk things over, because she didn't believe the made-up reasons I'd given for leaving her. We met up, she interrogated me and eventually I was honest about National Socialism, Fascism, race and all of everything. Surprisingly she said she was fine it, "I just want you, nothing else matters". We got back together and had one final evening laughing and joking and farting away the hours just enjoying each others company while the sun went down.
Then as you'd imagine by the next day what I'd said had sunk in better, and it hit her hard. Things kicked off pretty intensely. It led to everyone finding out about "Anon being an actual honest nazi". Left me in a very bad state, I'd been drinking and smoking and doing other stuff. But it's all a learning experience isnt it. I'm just happy I got that last evening with her.
/blogpost
▶ f5231f (698) No.56023
>>56021
yeah seems like it. Didn't really want to be on Discord either
▶ f5231f (698) No.56024
>>56015
Night lad.
>>56020
Cytube? No thanks lad Im almost ready for bed now tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56025>>56026
>/pol/ ban doesnt expire till 4pm today
Kill me
▶ f5231f (698) No.56026>>56028
>>56025
weew. It's so weird how using a VPN doesn't work
▶ f5231f (698) No.56027
>>56022
oh my god lad that sounds horrible. good job on coming clean with the Nazi thing though it was the right thing to do. I wont ask for details dont worry lad but how did it "kick off" exactly?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56028>>56030
>>56026
I havent got a vpn lad Im on 4g with a dynamic IP, but every one is banned. Maybe another lad on my mobile network nearby is a /pol/ack. lll get a vpn when I have some monies.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56030
>>56028
weew. Alright, lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.56031>>56034
>>56022
damn lad… it's hard believing the stuff we do and living in this modern society.
>>56029
what
▶ f5231f (698) No.56032>>56034 >>56307
>>56029
>be american
>be in government but somehow still be 'alternative'
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▶ f5231f (698) No.56035
>>56034
One was bad enough smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56037
tbh this is probably actually a 4d chess move.
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▶ f5231f (698) No.56048>>56050
>User deleted his own post #56046
what did he mean by this?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56050>>56051
>>56048
Wasn't a particularly original or insightful post.
You're all good lads and lasses tbh. Hope none of you give into defeatism.
Pleasant dreams now.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56051
>>56050
you're a good lad too lad. goodnight.
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▶ f5231f (698) No.56053>>56054
>>55470
he said the night before last that he was sure i would dream of her and wake up with her lying next to me and it worked tbh
>>55474
Which video art thou looking for? Art thou worthy of gazing upon the magnificence of our beloved Golden Champion of Eternal Wisdom and Testosterone? If thou truly believest so, then tell me of the video thou art looking for and perhaps I can assist thee with thine problem.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56054>>56055
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France: Smaller centrist party backs Le Pen
>that reporter keep trying to paint him as an extremist
At least he mostly let him make his points.
>>56053
Morning, lad. Is she still there?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56055>>56056 >>56058
>>56054
>Morning, lad. Is she still there?
of coursh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56056>>56059
>>56055
What did you two do yesterday, lad?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56057
▶ f5231f (698) No.56058
>>56055
tfw no gf, just a stress release tool for a mental woman instead.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56059>>56130
>>56056
cuddled
she made me food
we had sexuall intercourse
watched a film
idk stuff
i really love scully tbqh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56060>>56083
▶ f5231f (698) No.56061
Dianne Abbot is a joke. TFW no King Ken to save the day.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56062>>56069
pimp my house
druid mancave edition
Roofing: Vanlad's patent super skylights alternating with solar panels
Interior front: Shelving, large workbench area, wood burner and wood storage, hanging utensils
Interior rear: Herb drying racks, food cabinet and water racks, BIG tv on shelving housing a BIG sound system, video brick, books & CDs, coffee table, settee, corner table
Todo: Rear roofed veranda with water butt, sinks, shower cubicle etc
▶ f5231f (698) No.56063>>56065 >>56066 >>56067 >>56068 >>56069 >>56070
Morning lads, my customer was a faggot this morning:
>get to posh house in Brighton
>guy sounds effeminate but not gay
>start work
>a lisping black guy turned up in a tank top
>they went upstairs for an hour… reeeee
>finish job
>knock on door
>negro is shirtless in the kitchen
>guy comes out to see the job
>when he paid me he pulled a condom wrapper out with the money,
What the fuck reeeeee
▶ f5231f (698) No.56064
▶ f5231f (698) No.56065>>56072
>>56063
>getting hired by milo
I'm so sorry lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56066>>56072
>>56063
Wash your hands lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.56067>>56072
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>>56063
top kek.
Based KevinThailand mocking uppity now divorced and in exile yank.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56069>>56072
>>56063
jesus christ how horrifying
have a look at our own posh house >>56062
after doing the business plan for the jobbies I'm gonna do a final version of a sketchup that should fit exactly the plot, then cost up building materials etc.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56070>>56072
>>56063
What do you do? What was the job?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn4gnKME4Bg
The beginning of this video is quite hot because it's so close to her it's like I'm in the crowd and she's looking at me like that it's like she's my girlfriend.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56072>>56073 >>56075
>>56065
>>56066
>>56067
>>56068
>>56069
Im back at my van so Ill bleach ny hands tbh. He tipped me £5 though. wtf i love homos now
>building materials
Use 3x2 CLS studding for the framing, we can screw 2 together to make a 4x3 for the rafters. Use cheap 5mm plywood as internal lining, and shiplap cladding as external lining. Use non flammable insulation like Celotex. Dont forget to price in the roof material - £20psqm for felt and underlay, similar for wooden tiles.
>>56070
Windows lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56073>>56074
>>56072
>plywood
GREEN SURGE
▶ f5231f (698) No.56074>>56075
>>56073
Ideally we'd use Glulam because its shit-hot compared to ply, but about 100x more expensive.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56075>>56076 >>56077 >>56078 >>56094
>>56072
noted
>>56074
can always replace it later, going cheap to just get everything up and running to start with
business plan outline so far:
Market Gardening and Automobile Conversion
1. To attain a high degree of self-sufficiency
2. To sell extra produce locally
2a. Of which may be craft beers, ales etc: in high demand and rising in popularity, industrialisation.
2b. Of which may be eg. Beekeeping and other niche pursuits, depending on country/county grants.
3. To convert vans into caravans, roadside restaurants etc (by commission)
▶ f5231f (698) No.56076>>56077
>>56075
Brilliant plan lad, well worded tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56077>>56080
>>56075
>>56076
*Also with the proviso that window sales and installation shall continue throughout,
Possibly as a core part of the business - that might persuade them to get the funding to me earlier if I'm spending the next 2-3 months doing sales alongside driving and planning etc
▶ f5231f (698) No.56078>>56079
>>56075
>replace things
Maybe go for a modular shed design then lad - 4 together with doors between - much easier to change one bit at a time, if you see where Im coming from? As youve drawn it but split into 4 'seperate' sheds that lean against eachother.
The other advantage to this is reducing build costs by 75% to start with - build one to live in temporarily while the others are being done.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56079
>>56078
Sounds good, more open plan/natural too, for the extra druid points. Can just put tarps in between and a bit of paving. Noted for next version
▶ f5231f (698) No.56080>>56081 >>56084 >>56085 >>56086
>>56077
Makes sense, they wimould see its not a 'pie in the sky' business plan then.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56081>>56084 >>56085 >>56086
>>56080
*would
marmitey fingers dont help with typing.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56082>>56084 >>56085 >>56086 >>56092
Ill have a bank account in an hour lads, first time in 10 years.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56083>>56084 >>56085 >>56086
>>56060
>Macron Threatens to Set Calais Migrants Loose on Britain
Why, what did Britain do
▶ f5231f (698) No.56084
>>56080
>>56081
we'll find out in an hour, 2pm appointment
>>56082
nice lad, what was the name of the surplus store? I'll have a look at their website so you can do some gun running later :^)
also: any date for first viewings - worth doing it this month and ferrying up some of the leaflets?
Some other stuff might come up in the meantime that'd make another trip up here more efficient
Once the jobbies have approved the plan I can start officially selling, maybe this week, possibly not - the NEA scheme has a lot of interviews and bureaucracy to get through
>>56083
were civic shitlords
▶ f5231f (698) No.56085>>56090
8ch fucking up for anyone else?
Post stuck on 100% and not posting
>>56080
>>56081
we'll find out in an hour, 2pm appointment
>>56082
nice lad, what was the name of the surplus store? I'll have a look at their website so you can do some gun running later :^)
also: any date for first viewings - worth doing it this month and ferrying up some of the leaflets?
Some other stuff might come up in the meantime that'd make another trip up here more efficient
Once the jobbies have approved the plan I can start officially selling, maybe this week, possibly not - the NEA scheme has a lot of interviews and bureaucracy to get through
>>56083
were civic shitlords
▶ f5231f (698) No.56086
>>56080
>>56081
we'll find out in an hour, 2pm appointment
>>56082
nice lad, what was the name of the surplus store? I'll have a look at their website so you can do some gun running later :^)
also: any date for first viewings - worth doing it this month and ferrying up some of the leaflets?
Some other stuff might come up in the meantime that'd make another trip up here more efficient
Once the jobbies have approved the plan I can start officially selling, maybe this week, possibly not - the NEA scheme has a lot of interviews and bureaucracy to get through
>>56083
were civic shitlords
▶ f5231f (698) No.56087>>56091 >>56092
tasted maple syrup for the first time today lads
▶ f5231f (698) No.56088
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Fall of Berlin - 1945 | Today In History | 2 May 17
just
▶ f5231f (698) No.56090
>>56085
Yeah me too. Switch the net on and off.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56091>>56096
>>56087
what you think of it?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56092>>56096
>>56082
the banking jew has you now lad
>>56087
it's pretty tasty eh?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56093
She cucks me and then tries to force me into being her friend, what kind of sociopath is she?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56094>>56098
>>56075
wew lad you two have got it all figured out right now.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56095>>56100
▶ f5231f (698) No.56096>>56097 >>56101
>>56091
Wtf I love leafs now
Really good, I'm a sucker for sweet stuff, although it can get too sweet. Made waffles for breakfast and fam bought it last week so I decided to try it. However I can feel the calories while eating it, I'd stick with sweet milk since it doesn't make you fat.
>>56092
yeah it is
▶ f5231f (698) No.56097>>56099
>>56096
fat doesnt make you fat
▶ f5231f (698) No.56098>>56100
>>56094
join us lad, there's plots going for £3500 on the same bit of land
▶ f5231f (698) No.56099
>>56097
in not as many amounts as marple sirup. it has less calories.
stop reading other peoples' spoilers.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56100>>56102
>>56095
Grab onto a pole or something you can grip on, I used to use the underside of the ladder that went into my attic for pullups, but I haven't done them in a while. Hang there until you feel comfortable in your grip, and pull yourself up.
>>56098
I'd join in the comission work, but I need to pay car insurance lad, can't spend money on property now tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56101>>56102
>>56096
I have a sweettooth as well, need to curb it tbh, remove as many excess carbs from my diet as possible he says eating toast never had sweet milk before, what's that like?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56102>>56103
>>56101
I was talking about condensed milk (sgushenka, i forgot what it was called in English). It's good on pancakes and waffles and if you put it in tea or coffee. It isn't really a liquid, it's gooey and not as white. Tastes really sweet.
>>56100
That's why I'm chilled to buy a car yet tbh, I know just buying it isn't the end of the story.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56103>>56104 >>56105 >>56106
Reee the fucking pub hasn't responded to my application.
>>56102
Tbh once I get my full license I might become a delivery driver, all you need is a car for most of them, gives me an excuse to night drive tbh and some of them make upwards of £10 and hour.
Wew that stuff looks gooey, never had it, is it like cream? I know some people who tell me condensed milk is a great budget cream but it looks a bit like yoghurt to me.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56104>>56106
>>56103
Yes, creme is about right although it's more articulated than creme and more solid than yoghurt. Just try it I'd say.
Hope you get the pub thing, I'd def say yes to that tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56105
>>56103
Forgot to say there are two different kinds of them. The brown one tastes about the same, it was just cooked longer. Other than consistency and colour there are no big differences. I like both.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56106>>56107
>>56103
£10 an hour* reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>56104
Tbh they should give me the job, but I'll have to scour the local area before all the students get back from uni and nick all the jobs.
I'll have to find some, is sgushenka like regular condensed milk or is it unique?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56107>>56111 >>56114
>>56106
You could be lucky if they decide to stay based neets for a year. But they probably won't. No idea lad, ask in your local Polish shop I guess they could have it too.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56108>>56109
how do i stop being an autist and go outside to get sweet vitamin D
▶ f5231f (698) No.56109
>>56108
Move away from your computer and towards the sunlight. You can do it lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.56110>>56112
area around my taint and ass is sweaty just from sitting down
underwear is wet
▶ f5231f (698) No.56111
>>56107
BASED polski skleps
▶ f5231f (698) No.56112>>56113
>>56110
That's fucking rancid, nigger.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56113>>56115
>>56112
i wash down there multiple times a day
just sweats all the damn time no matter what
▶ f5231f (698) No.56114>>56116
>>56107
There used to be one in a town near me, no idea if it's still there. I can probably order it online, after all it is canned milk. And uni students are never based neets in the summer holidays. Never.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56115
▶ f5231f (698) No.56116>>56117 >>56118
>>56114
>no idea if its still there
They multiply tbh lad, there will be 2 or 3 by now.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56117>>56119
▶ f5231f (698) No.56118>>56120 >>56124
>>56116
Nah lad, it's pakiville now that town, the poles have packed up. Can still get polish beer for cheapo in the offies tho.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56119
>>56117
More like by cloning tbh lass, they start out with a bit of the other shopss stock and go from there, and end up identical.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56120>>56123
>>56118
>pakiville
kek sorry to hear that lad, not sure if I prefer poles or pakis
▶ f5231f (698) No.56121>>56122
▶ f5231f (698) No.56122
>>56121
Hi Truly Pathetic, Im Vanlad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56123>>56125
>>56120
Tbh we have a half pole in our group who can't hold his drink but than that he's honourary tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56124>>56126 >>56128
>>56118
>polish beer
What brand? Just curious, I drink some as well when I get my hands on it.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56125>>56126
>>56123
Personally had rarely any bad experience with Poles but that's probably because our cultures are similar. I love the Polish anthem tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56126>>56132
>>56124
Last time I checked the cheapest Polish brand was Tyskie, but there's some others like Zubr and one with a "w" in it. Either way they're all really quite cheap.
>>56125
tbh I'd rather have them than browns any day.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56127
▶ f5231f (698) No.56128>>56132 >>56134
>>56124
Tyskie is reasonable and sold everywhere tbh, I prefer Zubr.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56129>>56133 >>56134 >>56143
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Good afternoon, lads
AHHHHHH CIVIC FENCER PLEASE STOP TRYING TO SELL OUT IT'S SO SAD
At least it seems like he has perfected the clickbait.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56130
>>56059
Sounds like you have a real relationship now
▶ f5231f (698) No.56131
might go and take some photos
>tfw not much area to ride a bike unless I go up the steep hill but that means crossing a road
▶ f5231f (698) No.56132>>56134
>>56128
>>56126
You probably mean Zywiec? Anyway used to hate Lech but got quite used to it now. Tyskie is good, never had Zubr. I still prefer Czech beer. (And, well, German tbh.)
▶ f5231f (698) No.56133
>>56129
How was therapy today lad?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56134>>56135 >>56139
>>56129
Hey lad
>>56128
>>56132
Tbh i'm not exactly drinking for taste when it comes to the polish beers, but I haven't had a Czech or a German beer in recent memory, or that I can remember.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56135
>>56134
>czech
Staropromen is banging tbh.
>dont drink it for the taste
Nah its for the lack of taste tbh, less ricey than other eurolagers.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56136>>56137
>not rode a bike in about 8 years
wish me luck lads
▶ f5231f (698) No.56137
▶ f5231f (698) No.56138>>56140
bank appt. at 2:00
been waiting 20 minutes
do they want my money or not?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56139
>>56134
Taste is always important but I won't be capricious if the beer isn't tasty. It almost always is though so it's not an issue, I generally like all beer.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56140
>>56138
Yeah keep it, how rude
▶ f5231f (698) No.56141
>>55907
>implying
Queers and uni students are huge consumers in drug markets. Why would queers what poppers, the things that relax butthole muscles, banned? The people who banned them are daft old men and women, knee jerking to nightmare stories.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56142
>>55907
Nitrous is gonna be illegal by the end of this year, or atleast buying it without an approved reason to do so.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56143
>>56129
https://twitter.com/pewdiepie/status/859330424736186368
>Pewdiepie actually liked the video
AHHHHH BASED CAPITALIST CIVIC FENCER MIGHT GET THE SUBS HE'S ALWAYS DREAMED OF
▶ f5231f (698) No.56144>>56145 >>56147
▶ f5231f (698) No.56145>>56146
>>56144
show us your cat, lass. I might show you mine.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56147>>56150
>>56144
Yeah show us yah pussycat
▶ f5231f (698) No.56148>>56149
▶ f5231f (698) No.56149>>56151 >>56158
>>56148
oh yeah heck I forgot. Won't be there today lad I'm leaving to the shops in a sec. sorry tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56150>>56152 >>56154
>>56147
Are you really 18, lad? No bully
>>56146
Cute cat, lass. Is it nice?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56151>>56152
>>56149
>infantilising your cats
LASS
▶ f5231f (698) No.56152>>56153
>>56150
no not really, she doesn't love anyone other my mum maybe. And she's always pissed and always attacks when you try to interact with her. Exception is when she begs for food.
>>56151
Not mine, just a pic of a cat. I found another cat for welshlad's collection.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56153>>56156 >>56157
*wakes her up*
>>56152
Wew. So saying they were wonderful was ironic?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56154>>56155
▶ f5231f (698) No.56155>>56158
>>56154
>tfw your pussycat is wet
used to make these jokes back when I was young and played WOWand I pretended to be a lass smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56156>>56159
>>56153
Aw how cute. How old? Mine's 12 this year btw
No I legit love them even if they're pricks who don't love me back. She gets really loving when she wants you to give her food, which I did and that I commented on then. That kind of love is enough for me tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56157
▶ f5231f (698) No.56158>>56159
>>56155
Wew lad that's a very strange reason for suspecting my age, but yes I am indeed a legal lad who can purchase alcohol and smokes.
>>56149
Smh lass but atleast the other listeners will be here, right? cute cat tho
▶ f5231f (698) No.56159>>56164
Here's one of the younger ones
>>56156
>How old?
13. They are Siberian cats and we had them because my brother is allergic to regular cats. she's a hardy one and have been through two surgeries fixing the ligaments in each knee because they tore off.
I used to be mean to her but now she is really loving. Seems like her motherly instinct kicked in when we got new cats
And I guess it's enough, but I wouldn't want one that is mean to me tbh. Would have to at least tolerate being around and being petted.
>>56158
>Wew lad that's a very strange reason for suspecting my age, but yes I am indeed a legal lad who can purchase alcohol and smokes.
smh I just found it immature *punches you*
▶ f5231f (698) No.56160>>56161 >>56162
i have citalopram but i never take it
should i take the pharmacy jew?
im pretty desperate tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56161
>>56160
you can try it but I doubt it will help at all
▶ f5231f (698) No.56162
>>56160
I don't know enough about it to say tbh. I just wish a pill could make life easier for me without turning me into a mass shooter smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56163>>56165 >>56170
WEW LADS IM DOING A DORSET I THINK I LOVE MY BANKTELLER
▶ f5231f (698) No.56164
>>56159
*dodges your punch*
Radio time tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56165>>56173
>>56163
Is she cute? Smh fucking bank lady on the phone told me the wrong question and I got locked out of my account trying to put a deposit on the car.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56167>>56168
▶ f5231f (698) No.56168>>56169 >>56212
▶ f5231f (698) No.56170>>56171
>>56163
>we hate banks
>but we love the bankesses
smh being a nazi is suffer
I have a VIDEOSEMINAR TELECONFERENCE WORKSHOP and other technologically illiterate nomenclature for the NEA scheme on the 11th, to assess whether or not they'll give us shekels for the business plan
▶ f5231f (698) No.56171
>>56170
a
WEBINAR
I don't understand these names smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56172
▶ f5231f (698) No.56173>>56176
>>56165
Shes alright, kind of young for me 25-30
>no deposit for car
reeee that sucks lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56175>>56177
>>56166
Oops posted the wrong one. I guess this is way too simple to be even close to accurate though. Also has to do with how you interpret questions I guess
>>56169
Nice, lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.56176
>>56173
No I managed to get the deposit down another way, but it was just a pain tbh do i'm just gonna give him the rest in cash on the day.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56177
>>56174
>>56175
was confused there. damn lad, I thought mine was bad :^) yeah it's probably mostly bs
▶ f5231f (698) No.56179>>56181
>>56178
Glad there are other based narcissists here
▶ f5231f (698) No.56180
>ywn be a Moomin watching your picnic table fly away.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56181>>56186
>>56179
I don't feel like a narcissist, I think the test is overly emotional and scores every "I look after myself first" question as being ultranarc-sty even though it's just common sense smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56182>>56183 >>56184 >>56185
>go to job centre
>ask about universal credit
>get told I need to claim jobseekers
>this is not what the internet says
reeeee fucking arseholes treated me like I was a scally reeeeee
▶ f5231f (698) No.56183
>>56182
Discrimination tbh
Sue them
▶ f5231f (698) No.56184>>56197
>>56182
Dissuasion is their job. Government money doesn't exist to keep people live, it exists to pay these jobsworths to turn you down.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56185>>56197
>>56182
I thought they were moving everyone to UC because it costs them less shekels smh
Jobseekers might actually be better but idk, only ever done UC
▶ f5231f (698) No.56186>>56187
>>56181
yeah it's probably not even close to accurate
▶ f5231f (698) No.56187>>56188
>>56186
jewish mind tricks and demoralisation tactics tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56188>>56191
>>56187
I am narcissistic though smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56189>>56190 >>56192 >>56193 >>56194 >>56197 >>56213
>take bike out garage
>sit on it
>tires flat and it can barely move
wew
at least I got an excuse to go for a long walkie
No people even go on this path because you have to climb up loads of rocks so its super comfy and serene
had to come back home tho cos its so fucking hot and i can start to feel my skin burn tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56190>>56196
>>56189
wow those are some nice pics lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.56191>>56192
>>56188
smh lad
by helping the tribe you help yourself
▶ f5231f (698) No.56192>>56196
>>56191
Yeah. I can still be selfish and want the best for my people since it's also in my best interest smh
>>56189
comfy, lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.56193>>56196
>>56189
Nice coastline, lamb.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56194>>56196
▶ f5231f (698) No.56195>>56204
I'm back earlier. Time for the show.
Hold on I want to do the test too.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56196>>56198 >>56199 >>56213
>>56190
>>56192
>>56193
>>56194
I should do this more often tbh
that was only an hour too
▶ f5231f (698) No.56197>>56209
>>56185
Can't do jobseekers lad Im self employed.
>>56189
Nice pics mate.
>>56184
Thats true I guess, but smh I pay their goddamn wages fucking cunts
▶ f5231f (698) No.56198>>56200
>>56196
should go for a dip
▶ f5231f (698) No.56199>>56201
>>56196
>I should do this more often tbh
WITNESS THE POWER OF THE VITAMIN D
▶ f5231f (698) No.56200
>>56198
I gave myself a little wash tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56201>>56203 >>56205
>>56199
*starts worshipping the sun*
▶ f5231f (698) No.56202>>56206 >>56207 >>56208
druid/pol/ ban ends in 45 minutes
▶ f5231f (698) No.56203
▶ f5231f (698) No.56204
▶ f5231f (698) No.56206>>56209 >>56210 >>56211
>>56202
Convert to Christianity
▶ f5231f (698) No.56207
▶ f5231f (698) No.56208
>>56202
The Druids always return.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56209
>>56197
in that case just wring your hands and cry about the six million shekels you've lost while finding your feet… They've told me they will continue UC payments while self employed so they should let you on, smh
>>56206
*builds wickerman to put the romish priests in*
▶ f5231f (698) No.56210
>>56206
Kek.
>worship robed bearded law-giving civiliser from befire the great flood
Already doing this tbh lad, and so are you.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56211
▶ f5231f (698) No.56213>>56215
>>56189
>>56196
comfy
wish I lived near the sea again
▶ f5231f (698) No.56214
>>56212
>all those lows
Better luck next time
▶ f5231f (698) No.56215
▶ f5231f (698) No.56216
>>56212
congrats on being one of the saner people here :^)
▶ f5231f (698) No.56218>>56219 >>56221 >>56223 >>56224
I'm not doing the test because I'm pretty sure I'm insane already
Also hullo
▶ f5231f (698) No.56219>>56222 >>56227
>>56218
No lad please do it. I want to look what you look like. Can't be worse than me. Yes hullo tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56220>>56221 >>56224
This test is bogus Im fucking intensely paranoid.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56221>>56227
>>56218
hullo lad. I did the test and it says Im not mad, which is bullshit. >>56220
▶ f5231f (698) No.56222>>56226
>>56219
Freudian slip there lass
▶ f5231f (698) No.56223
▶ f5231f (698) No.56224
>>56217
wew
>>56218
hullo lad
>>56220
I know right?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56225>>56228
>>56217
Aren't you narcissistic at all, lass?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56226
>>56222
see*
no just a grammatical mistake lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.56227>>56229
>>56219
Oh, alright then. But I'm sure it'll be bad.
>>56221
Online tests are always bullshit tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56228
>>56225
apparently not. But if I'm BPS like the test suggests it makes sense.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56229>>56234
>>56227
tbf Im so paranoid Im almost certain some of the questions are suspicious:
>have you done anything that would get you jailed
>are you cruel to animals
Hmmmmmmmm
▶ f5231f (698) No.56231
fucking hate glasses
vision is so narrow and it feels like I have low consciousness or something
▶ f5231f (698) No.56234>>56235
>>56229
well are/did you?
>>56230
not even that bad
also idk but based on posting format the test is mostly accurate
▶ f5231f (698) No.56235
▶ f5231f (698) No.56237>>56243 >>56247
▶ f5231f (698) No.56238>>56247
>>56236
Looking a bit crazy their lad…
▶ f5231f (698) No.56239>>56247
>>56236
wew lad
it depends how you interpret it I guess
▶ f5231f (698) No.56240>>56247
▶ f5231f (698) No.56241>>56245 >>56247
>>56233
normies are forbidden here
>>56236
>fellow borderline
Other stuff looks pretty similar as well. Except narcissism.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56242>>56246 >>56247
>>56236
>tfw we're similar
▶ f5231f (698) No.56243>>56246
>>56237
dont tell him I said this, but he's clearly fucking mental
▶ f5231f (698) No.56244>>56247
>>56236
>Paranoid
>Obsessive-Compulsive
Being a board owner does that to you I guess.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56245>>56246 >>56248
>>56241
I'd be good husband/father material if you're interested.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56246>>56249
>>56243
>>56245
spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) aren't allowed here either
>>56242
Yeah. But you at least have no Lows at all.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56247>>56265
>>56237
>>56238
>>56239
>>56240
Told you I was insane
>>56241
I think the narcissism is inaccurate, being narcissistic is more to do with being vain than with putting yourself first. I'm not narcissistic at all in that respect tbh.
>>56242
ahh lad
>>56244
Maybe. Might be due to the other stuff tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56248>>56250 >>56251
>>56245
pretty sure Daftie is a lad now
▶ f5231f (698) No.56249
>>56246
>spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)
that's just your paranoia talking lass.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56250>>56256 >>56265
>>56248
Not if I can help it.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56251>>56253 >>56254 >>56258 >>56259 >>56260
>>56248
God dammit, if I can't find a wife on this board, then where CAN I find a wife?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56252>>56255 >>56257 >>56260 >>56268
>>56233
You should've done
strong and stable
▶ f5231f (698) No.56253
▶ f5231f (698) No.56254
▶ f5231f (698) No.56255>>56259
>>56252
I hate this fucking 'powerstance' bullshit she looks like shes got piles
▶ f5231f (698) No.56256
>>56250
Top kek. I guess you can administer your daily dose yourself now. You'll have to remind me to get Pembs, later
▶ f5231f (698) No.56257
>>56252
*tekken voice*
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
▶ f5231f (698) No.56259>>56266
>>56251
Find a slag tbh
I'm surrounded by them I think one even came onto me today but idk
>>56255
>get told to look powerful by body language coach hired at great expense
>end up looking like you're trying to hide the fact that you've shit your pants
Based Tories
▶ f5231f (698) No.56260>>56261 >>56262 >>56268
>>56252
*blocks your path*
somebody actually told them this looks good and powerful
>>56251
America, lad. My autistic neighbour found one there
▶ f5231f (698) No.56261>>56264
>>56260
tbh no one can compare to Aidan
▶ f5231f (698) No.56262
>>56260
ROUND ONE
HEAVEN OR HELL
FIGHT
▶ f5231f (698) No.56263
tbh just get with some woman
our generation is fucked so its up to us to create a better one to come after us
▶ f5231f (698) No.56265>>56269 >>56270 >>56279
>>56247
I'm pretty sure I'm slightly if not heavily narcissistic tbh. Shit test.
>>56250
I'm a Schrödinger's cat at the moment, I can be both. If you prick me and I'm a lad, I'll be a feminine androgynous lad. If however I was a lass all along and you prick me, I'll be fat and ugly and you'll ruin my beauty overall. What's it gonna be, huh?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56266>>56269 >>56289
>>56259
What does it mean you "don't know"?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56268>>56269
>>56252
I missed a memi there…
>>56260
I'd love to know which image consultancy told them to do this!
▶ f5231f (698) No.56269>>56272 >>56282
>>56265
All online tests are bunk tbh
>>56266
She wasn't explicit and I was ignoring her. A while ago I would've been all over that but I just don't care anymore.
>>56268
>(1)
Yes you did
▶ f5231f (698) No.56270
>>56265
>I'm a Schrödinger's cat at the moment, I can be both.
wew
▶ f5231f (698) No.56271>>56273
>tfw didnt take photos of the birds or butterflies
there was also a dead mouse or something wew
▶ f5231f (698) No.56272>>56278
>>56269
is the black pill female related lad?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56273>>56275 >>56278
>>56271
It's so fucking cold here. There was snow last week. In fucking April. Fuck the Finns tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56275
>>56273
>Fuck the Finns tbh.
now that is just uncalled for
▶ f5231f (698) No.56276
>>56274
He dressed good tbh ngl
▶ f5231f (698) No.56277>>56279
I am sure he shot them off camera smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56278>>56284
>>56272
No lad, not at all, at least not in a romantic relationship-related way. It's just everything tbh
>>56273
It wasn't too bad here today but the Finns have fucked us over for the last couple of weeks too.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56279>>56287 >>56314
>>56265
The risk is inconsequential to the reward lass. Fat ugliness can be fixed with mere plastic but maleness requires the jab.
>>56277
It's the only language they understand lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56280>>56283 >>56286
btw lads spread this if you want, it's a good memi that we can spread to help Le Pen if you feel like it.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56281
*walks dog to the forest where it is forced to dig its own grave before I shoot it*
▶ f5231f (698) No.56282>>56288
>>56269
>(1)
My VPN reset, but it's still me.
The strong and stable one.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56283>>56288
▶ f5231f (698) No.56284>>56288
>>56278
yeah I meant general women being women tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56285>>56353 >>56362
how do i use this washing machine
▶ f5231f (698) No.56286>>56288
>>56280
Foreign memis are so obscure.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56287>>56290 >>56291 >>56304
>>56279
Well I'm sad to inform you that you chose wrong. Now look at what you did.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56288>>56293
>>56282
I thought so, it seemed like you mr spy
>>56283
Don't you get it?
It's subtle though
It's Macron morphed with Hollande (very unpopular) and the caption reads "Again, France?"
>>56284
I guess that's part of it then, yeah. Just depresses me out. But it's not the sole reason.
>>56286
It's not really a proper ebin memi tbh, more like online propaganda.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56289>>56292 >>56299
>>56266
Guys often can't tell if a female is hitting on them, because women never make it too obvious for fear of seeming pushy or slutty.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56290>>56294 >>56299
>>56287
Watch out or you might get with a black lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56291>>56296 >>56299
>>56287
>too much estrogen leaves women weepy, frustrated, and unstable
So that's yet another side effect of the jews putting this shit in everything we touch
▶ f5231f (698) No.56292
▶ f5231f (698) No.56293>>56295
>>56288
>mr spy
I am not a spy, but you ARE paranoid, so…
▶ f5231f (698) No.56294>>56297
>>56290
How does one get fat enough that their fingers get swollen? Wtf?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56295>>56298
>>56293
It's you notGCHQ isn't it
▶ f5231f (698) No.56298>>56308
>>56295
it's bins I think lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.56299>>56300 >>56308 >>56314
>>56289
good to know thanks but it's not what I meant
>>56290
tell that Neo (who will meet the same faith after the positive effects get exhausted. That's the dark part Mengele didn't want you to know.)
>>56291
Yes. Estrogen is cancer.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56300>>56311
>>56299
Are you a high test lass?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56301>>56314
>>56297
is that you 22st? nice claws tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56302>>56306 >>56309 >>56310 >>56311
is this coat ok or is it for fags?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56303
Estrogen is cancer
HIGH TEST IS THE ANSWER
▶ f5231f (698) No.56304>>56314 >>56319
>>56287
W-well at least we know the truth now lass.
And 22stone gets a sidekick I guess.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56305>>56312 >>56314
>>56297
Thats just horrifying. Surely youd think "okay my fingers are shaped like laughong cow cheese wedges I need to stop eating"
▶ f5231f (698) No.56306>>56309
>>56302
That's a handsome Miliband.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56307
>>56032
>>be in government but somehow still be 'alternative'
Bear in mind Hillary came up with the name when she still expected to win.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56308
>>56298
I can never tell smh
>>56299
For the lads it is. For the lasses you need it in just the right amount, but even then too much is worse than too little afaik.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56309
>>56306
*looks back at post*
>>56302
Damn Ed looking chiselled these days
▶ f5231f (698) No.56310
>>56302
I quite like it. Doesn't seem faggy.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56311>>56313
>>56300
I'm a lad and as such I'm of course high test
>>56302
Dostoevsky/10
▶ f5231f (698) No.56312>>56317
>>56305
>exercise is haaaard
>it's genetic I can't do anything about it anyway
They have their ways
▶ f5231f (698) No.56313
▶ f5231f (698) No.56314>>56315 >>56318 >>56319 >>56320 >>56322
>not having based forehead fat
>>56299
>who will meet the same faith after the positive effects get exhausted.
w-what
And sure. I guess we have confirmation you are a lass now.
>>56279 stop
>>56301
Nah. I bite my claws smh
>>56304
>And 22stone gets a sidekick I guess.
WEW
>>56305
Way worse things in my fat folder, lad
▶ f5231f (698) No.56315
>>56314
NIGGAS SO FAT THEY ==CHINESE==
▶ f5231f (698) No.56317>>56321
>>56312
There should be a cut-off point where ultra-fatties get recycled into soap, dunno like 30st? Theres no point in them being alive tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56318
>>56314
Are you trying to kill me, lad?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56319>>56327
>>56304
You didn't actually inject me yet tbh
>>56314
>I guess we have confirmation you are a lass now.
No you don't what if I lied? What if I didn't?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56320
>>56314
So fat they start to get a fatty deposit on the FOREHEAD!
▶ f5231f (698) No.56321>>56323
>>56317
Just let them starve tbh
See how long it takes
▶ f5231f (698) No.56322>>56325
>>56314
Ive seen her forehead-bicep before. Smh they dont deserve to be alive.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56323
>>56321
*starts book on lifespans*
2:1 they last less than 3 weeks if provided water.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56324>>56333
Don't mind me just getting my daily dose of genetics
▶ f5231f (698) No.56325>>56332
>>56322
I think they're dead now.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56326>>56328 >>56329 >>56332
WIP 3: tasteful DIY concentration camp
▶ f5231f (698) No.56327>>56330
>>56319
>No you don't what if I lied? What if I didn't?
smh do you want to get pricked or not
▶ f5231f (698) No.56328>>56329 >>56331
>>56326
features 1m entrance so fatties can't escape
▶ f5231f (698) No.56329
>>56326
Top kek
>>56328
Won't escape until they have lost weight I guess. Good idea
▶ f5231f (698) No.56330>>56339
▶ f5231f (698) No.56331>>56337
>>56328
Escaping also requires exercise tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56332
>>56325
But not ALL of them are dead, smh.
>>56326
>no watchtowers
smh I need somewhere to be paranoid lad.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56333>>56335
>>56324
beautiful at every size
▶ f5231f (698) No.56335>>56336 >>56340 >>56342 >>56343 >>56344
>>56333
*walks towards you*
▶ f5231f (698) No.56336
▶ f5231f (698) No.56337
>>56331
Theyd have to walk a few miles to find civilization, we could just wait till they exhaust themselves and herd them back with energy drinks and gregs pasties.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56338>>56341 >>56345 >>56352 >>56366
>>56334
tbh getting a girl as actually piss easy if you what you're doing, it's finding a girl who is actually pleasant to be around that's hard.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56339
▶ f5231f (698) No.56340
>>56335
brb blinding myself
▶ f5231f (698) No.56341
▶ f5231f (698) No.56342
>>56335
LEFT WING FAT SQUADS
▶ f5231f (698) No.56343>>56346 >>56347 >>56348
>>56335
>when your tits are still small despite you being fat
lmao
▶ f5231f (698) No.56344
>>56335
*throws a distraction-sandwich*
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
▶ f5231f (698) No.56345>>56350 >>56356
>>56338
*gets a girlfriend who shares my feeder fetish*
▶ f5231f (698) No.56346>>56351
>>56343
>your tits
Are you sure your a lad, lass?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56347>>56351
▶ f5231f (698) No.56348>>56351
>>56343
*bullies your tits*
▶ f5231f (698) No.56349>>56354
Preparing a new thread in advance.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56351>>56355 >>56358
>>56346
>>56347
>>56348
I was talking about the lovely ladies in the picture. I'm still a lad with a flat chest tbh.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56352>>56359
>>56338
Also this. Tbh Im quite unpleasant to be around anyway so I nice girls elude me. Smh - me, the Supremest of Gentleman.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56353>>56357
▶ f5231f (698) No.56354
>>56349
Make a Patrick Moore Edition pls
▶ f5231f (698) No.56355>>56357
>>56351
but I've seen your boobs
▶ f5231f (698) No.56356
>>56345
*kills anybody involved in supplying the Humungi with food*
▶ f5231f (698) No.56357>>56360 >>56361
>>56353
what are you washing lad
>>56355
n-no you didn't
▶ f5231f (698) No.56358>>56364
>>56351
lass your hands and eyes are obviously female smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56359>>56367
>>56352
>me, the Supremest of Gentleman.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56360>>56364
>>56357
Yes I have lass
:p)
▶ f5231f (698) No.56361
>>56357
underwear
socks
t shirts
trousers
▶ f5231f (698) No.56362
>>56285
put it on low temperatute less than 30degrees and use a "daily wash" setting to avoid damage.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56363
>ITT: autism
I have it on good confidence that daftie is a lad tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56364>>56368 >>56369
>>56358
No they obviously aren't. The hands could go either way and you can't tell with the eyes.
>>56360
They weren't mine tbh got them off the internet
▶ f5231f (698) No.56365>>56370 >>56374
what about this coat in black or green
▶ f5231f (698) No.56366
>>56338
Oh yeah getting a girl isn't difficult…
▶ f5231f (698) No.56367
>>56359
kek, it just looks like hes in disguise and about to chin someone.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56368>>56373
>>56364
>No they obviously aren't. The hands could go either way and you can't tell with the eyes.
Yes I do smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56369
>>56364
sure they were lass ;^)
▶ f5231f (698) No.56370>>56372
>>56365
Looks like something you'd see on a chinky model: don't get it
▶ f5231f (698) No.56371>>56380
>tfw your dog goes missing and it turns out that your chinky gf made last night's din dins out of him
smh tbh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56372>>56377
>>56370
yeah i know to avoid chinky shit
amazon page doesnt say anything about it being imperium though
▶ f5231f (698) No.56373>>56376
>>56368
whatever
by the way, you didn't post your eyes yet did you?
▶ f5231f (698) No.56374
>>56365
only if it fits you well lad, or itll look like you borrowed your dads jacket.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56375>>56381
▶ f5231f (698) No.56376>>56379 >>56382
>>56373
>by the way, you didn't post your eyes yet did you?
No
>It's a the lass is trying to get people to post their eyes again episode
▶ f5231f (698) No.56377
>>56372
True but they could but it from one of the chinky dungeons that resell to everyone
▶ f5231f (698) No.56379
>>56376
You should. I want to judge if you're white by your eyes.
▶ f5231f (698) No.56380
>>56371
>tfw you wonder why the lead capping been removed from your windows and it turns out your chinky missus is grinding it up to make face powder to sell in hwr brothers cash&carry
smh
▶ f5231f (698) No.56382