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▶ e79538 (751) No.52770
>>52767
idk tbh closed it after realising the nigs running it hadn't figured out how to put the sound on
maybe the 600 pound Knights of the Burger Table will come back though
▶ e79538 (751) No.52771
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>>52760 (OP)
He's so based
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52773>>52774 >>52777
still can't cry lads
that fat homo came into the shop again but I ran into the back as soon as I spotted him
▶ e79538 (751) No.52774>>52775 >>52777
▶ e79538 (751) No.52775>>52778
>>52774
two unrelated stories
▶ e79538 (751) No.52776>>52779 >>52781
▶ e79538 (751) No.52777
>>52773
>>52774
What are you on about sweetpea?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52778>>52780
▶ e79538 (751) No.52779
>>52776
I love Jewish women
▶ e79538 (751) No.52780>>52782 >>52783
>>52778
I've acquired a gay fat autistic stalker
▶ e79538 (751) No.52781
>>52776
Why lad Israel is so based and israeli nationalists are our strong and true friends.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52782>>52785 >>52801
>>52780
Not much different to here then
▶ e79538 (751) No.52783>>52801
▶ e79538 (751) No.52787
>>52784
>Yellow and green
Why are these fucking colours associated with Australia?
RED, WHITE AND BLUE
▶ e79538 (751) No.52788
>>52784
well they are actual abbos
▶ e79538 (751) No.52789
>>52784
>Team Israel shows up again even though they get BTFO every year
>they have the best equipment money can buy, bought with american taxpayer "foreign aid" money
>they still lose
>the australian team shitposts at them IRL
▶ e79538 (751) No.52790>>52792 >>52795
>>52786
Are you supposed to wipe your willy?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52791>>52794
>>52784
*claims aboriginal bennies*
▶ e79538 (751) No.52792>>52798
>>52790
Yeah dont you know the phrase
>dont be silly wipe your willy
?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52794
>>52791
gotta get dat sweet sweet gas for huffing
▶ e79538 (751) No.52795>>52797 >>52798
>>52790
I do tbh but smh it gets annoying both ways
dont wipe = piss under the foreskin
wipe = fucking toilet paper on my dick
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52797>>52800
>>52795
you arent shaking it enough then lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52798>>52802
>>52792
>>52795
Weird tbh, might start doing it to stop wee crops going on my self or hiding in my tubes only to come out a bit later unless at a public urinal
▶ e79538 (751) No.52799>>52803 >>52805
>>52793
Team America looks pretty cool lad in the front kind of looks like me
▶ e79538 (751) No.52800
>>52797
Doesn't matter, shaking doesn't work
▶ e79538 (751) No.52801
>>52783
>>52782
difference being that this guy is real
▶ e79538 (751) No.52802>>52804
>>52798
I was joking but dorset is an actual mutant who pat-dries his peen.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52803>>52809
>>52799
You'd be pretty good at Battle of the Nations tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52804>>52806
>>52802
it leaks for a minute or two after pissing
I either wipe of have piss in my pants tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52806>>52808
>>52804
You have a weak bladder or are incontonent fam see a doctor
▶ e79538 (751) No.52807
>>52759
I would of preferred to have read her messages but this is satisfactory as I'm blameless and she is isolated now. She asked me how to avoid their banning measures, I think if she gets her other device blocked as well by doing some of the preparation wrong or if they use facial recognition then she'll stay restricted. I'm just waiting for her replies now, she said she didn't believe I was sincere in the past. There's another possibility mind and that is that she's a fiction. She admitted she'd been online dating for 4 years. Either way I'm pushing to find out.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52808>>52810
>>52806
ive had this for as long as i remember
▶ e79538 (751) No.52809>>52811 >>52812
>>52805
>tfw you lose all the weight but your face is still fat
>>52803
I don't really know the rules. They just hack at each other until they fall over or what?
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52811>>52816
>>52809
Yeah, it's like a weird hybrid of wrestling and rugby with blunt weapons.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52812>>52816
>>52809
Hes also pushing his head forward like a goose, kek.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52814>>52815 >>52821 >>52837
Also i was scarred to se the toilets at school because lads would turn the light off while you were having a wee and push you
▶ e79538 (751) No.52815>>52818 >>52819
>>52814
The toilets were a fightclub in my highschool lad. Had to hook and chin your way through the 6th formers to have a poo.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52816>>52820 >>52822
>>52811
>tfw the bullies always wanted me on their team in PE wasn't even fat back then tbh. Just BIG
>>52812
Probably because of how heavy it is.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52818>>52822
▶ e79538 (751) No.52819>>52824
>>52815
With the lights on? Wouldn't the willy inspector have stopped you?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52820>>52831
>>52816
Wish i wasn't a short lass
*tops self*
▶ e79538 (751) No.52821
>>52814
>that lad you always met when going to the toilet because he was hiding in there as well
I hope he's doing well now
▶ e79538 (751) No.52822
>>52816
Kek
>>52818
>not pooing at school
I lived a 20 minute train journey from school lad - it was school or a kebab shop tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52823>>52827
my school was quite peaceful thankfully
not much bullying but sometimes older kids were meanies and you would feel a bit scared walking past them
▶ e79538 (751) No.52824>>52826
>>52819
>the willy inspector
The pe teacher got sacked halfway through so we were without a penis inspector for 2 years.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52825>>52828 >>52830 >>52834 >>52835
well lads, if I can get a job and a decent insurance claim, I can genuinely get this car for a decent rate and it'll serve me better than getting some modern shitbox owned by financiers instead of me.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52826>>52829
>>52824
Ours was the history teacher
▶ e79538 (751) No.52827>>52832
>>52823
>feel a bit scared
Did you ever have organised fights between other schools, lad?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52828
>>52825
thats amazing, wow, wowee!
▶ e79538 (751) No.52829>>52833
>>52826
Makes sense tbh. Did they let him out of lessons for special inspections? Smh 2 jobs at once, what a guy.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52831>>52844
>>52820
The shorter the lighter. Easier to totem pole tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52832>>52838
>>52827
No, it was the only school tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52833>>52838
>>52829
He was more of a vagina inspector come to think of it but ginger will be gingers tbh
>he was so gay he didn't want to inspect penises
▶ e79538 (751) No.52834
>>52825
>outright buying a car
BEST LIFEPLAN
fuck leasing and car loans lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52835
▶ e79538 (751) No.52836>>52840 >>52844 >>52847
I am 5'7 even ugly lads are considered better than me
they all want tall lads and don't even try and hide it
I hate them and want them today
i want to kill kill kill
▶ e79538 (751) No.52837>>52839 >>52842 >>52843 >>52844
>>52814
>be me, last couple weeks of year 11
>still have long hair
>on study leave so we can wear hoodies and whatever clothes as long as we behaved ourselves and they were in the school colours
>going to the loo
>two year 8s are at the urinals, have to use a cubicle instead
>one of the kids turns around and sees the back of me going into a cubicle
>says to his mate "Fuck there's a girl in here"
>I say loudly "There's no girl in here, cunts" and start pissing
>The little shit says "I have to check" and goes into the other stall and climbs ontop of the toilet and onto the wall to peak over
>sees me, cock in hand as i'm having a piss
>I look up at him and say "fuck off" and hit the cubicle wall with my free hand
>he falls back down and shouts "Fuck, it's a sixth former!" and runs out of the toilets
To this day I am still confused.
>>52830
Same engine as the hachi-roku as well, one day I'll be a touge machine
▶ e79538 (751) No.52838>>52847
>>52832
Lucky you tbh.
>tfw got beaten several times at train stations miles from home because other schools saw me in my uniform
BECOME THE BULLIES
>>52833
*nods*
▶ e79538 (751) No.52839
>>52837
>fuck its a sixth former
lmao
▶ e79538 (751) No.52840>>52846
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>>52836
Just get a
BIG MECH
Lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.52841>>52853
I think it is school that makes people socially retarded and homeschooled kids are more normal and empathetic. No real evidence but school was shit and everybody there was shit and it just makes sense given how it actually isn't normal to take children from their family for several hours a day 5/7 days of the week and have them be raised by people they don't really know.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52842>>52849
>>52837
kek
I love how silly twinks are, he probably loed your big sixth form willy tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52843>>52849
>>52837
>Fuck, it's a sixth former
▶ e79538 (751) No.52844
>>52831
*rides you into the rahowa*
>>52836
5'7 is the best height lad :^)
>>52837
top kek
▶ e79538 (751) No.52846
>>52840
Can't get JUSTed when you're in a big mech surely.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52847>>52850
>>52836
I think I've grown an inch since last time I checked tbh
>>52838
wew sounds grim
quite a few kids went to school in the next town here but didnt seem like any trouble
now theres some faggot academy which is shittily run by cuckolds from london smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52848
Why is she online on Skype but not replying to me, I hope she is just taking her time to consider me…..
▶ e79538 (751) No.52849>>52851
>>52842
>>52843
I wasn't even in sixth form then
▶ e79538 (751) No.52850>>52855 >>52856
>>52847
My school applied to be an academy while I was there. Smh it looks nicer now, but more diverse.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52851>>52852 >>52854
>>52849
W-why were y-you in a school then l-lad? J-just pop in fo a p-poo?
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52853
>>52841
>be good boy
>get complimented by teacher
>keep being a good boy
>teacher keeps complimenting me
>everyone starts to hate me because they're jealous
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE GOOD BOYS TOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
think being a good buy fucked me up tbh. Wish I was a rebel like my brother
▶ e79538 (751) No.52854
>>52851
No it was year 11 I said so you mug
▶ e79538 (751) No.52855
>>52850
sounds shit
they want everything to be the same, typical city urbanite wankstains
▶ e79538 (751) No.52856
>>52850
Oh fuck my school wanted to be an academy as well.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52857>>52859 >>52860
>ywn bomb all the new houses thus getting rid of all the middle class white flight scum from northern shitholes (london included)
▶ e79538 (751) No.52858>>52861 >>52865 >>52866 >>52869 >>52898
>you will never go back in time and enjoy your childhood by going to an idealised animu school with all your /newbrit/ friends
Aaahhhhh.
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>>52857
>get rid of all new houses
New housing estates are literally crypto-communism.
>all houses the same
>all in carbon-copy cars with different badges
reeeeeeeeee
▶ e79538 (751) No.52860
>>52857
Destroy them an turn them into forests tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52861
>>52858
>idealised animu with /newbrit/
Ive never seen nip-toons so Ill agree and picture Hey Arnold instead.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52862>>52872
le based winterchan eks de
So another movie night? Great
▶ e79538 (751) No.52863>>52976
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Are lads are going to be on this stream in a minute. It's got working audio too.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52865>>52884
>>52858
*eats lunch on the roof*
▶ e79538 (751) No.52866>>52884
>>52858
what archetype would i be in a anime?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52867>>52871
>>52864
Is that Israel lass? Not too bad for their environment tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52869>>52872 >>52877 >>52884
>>52858
You should make a list of anime character tropes that would fit all of us tbh
Neo
Leon
Daftie
Pembs
Anprim
Imperium
22st
Welshlad
Herts
Britposter
Lamb
TBBK
Vanlad
Druidlad
Barbosa
Dorsetlad
Waifuposter
notGCHQ
Cymru
Eugeneposter
Shropshire
I am sure I'm missing somebody smh
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52871>>52874 >>52876
>>52867
No it's part of my village
▶ e79538 (751) No.52872>>52879 >>52880 >>52882
Afternoon lads
>>52862
>all that snow
wtf has been happening with the weather, it's been so bloody cold recently
>>52869
>Barbosa
>Leon second
Lad…
▶ e79538 (751) No.52873>>52875
>>52864
How do they remember which house is theirs? Do they just share?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52874
>>52871
oh gosh lass that is truly sickening
▶ e79538 (751) No.52875>>52878
>>52873
No idea, I've been in a couple of them and I remember each time it was rather hard to find the right one tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52876>>52881
>>52870
The rest of the area is 14th-18th century and then 60s bungalows. Ruined it.
>>52871
Reeeee is that really your area lad?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52877>>52885
>>52869
why are anprim and imperium in first row now? they aren't girls now are they?
don't think anyone important is missing
▶ e79538 (751) No.52878
>>52875
also at one of them there was a coke party which shows what kind of people live in them
▶ e79538 (751) No.52879>>52887
>>52872
Afternoon, lad
>Barbosa
>Leon second
>Lad…
They had to be somewhere on the list smh
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>>52876
part of it, thankfully most of my area is georgian or victorian or before then
▶ e79538 (751) No.52882>>52887 >>52898
bought some gay stickers today
>>52872
based global warming
▶ e79538 (751) No.52883>>52887 >>52889
"I think what you are trying to do is find out if I'll say yes or no to you and you doesn't mean all that you've said" how the fuck should I respond, I do mean what I've said and I would like to know yes or no tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52884>>52894 >>52930
>>52865
*meets you on the roof at the start of school by accident and becomes your close childhood friend*
Aaaah lass.
>>52866
You'd be the bespectacled hypochondriac who adores girls in private but is mistrustful and paranoid in their company.
>>52869
That would be a tough job. I wish I was more of a weeb so I could remember all the weird trope terminology.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52885>>52888
>>52877
>why are anprim and imperium in first row now? they aren't girls now are they?
I did it all for (You)s
▶ e79538 (751) No.52886>>52892
>>52881
Im sorry they ruined it that badly pal.
>it will all be wiped away in a nuclear hellfire
Im ok with this.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52887>>52897 >>52901 >>52907
>>52879
It's just interesting what order you picked tbh
>>52882
>bought some gay stickers today
Show us
>>52883
what
▶ e79538 (751) No.52888>>52891
>>52885
oh ok was already starting to worry
▶ e79538 (751) No.52889>>52920
>>52883
Wew lad. Sounds like you are in a pickle.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52891>>52895 >>52907
>>52888
Imperium is still a hafu boy and anprim is still a cute boy.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52892>>52902
>>52886
it wasnt too bad since it was only built over a plain field, but they dont care, they're just going to build more until there aren't any fields left
everything is just fucking houses ARRRRGGGHHHHHH
▶ e79538 (751) No.52893>>52896
I want to have a horse. I would buy a white one because I am special tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52894
>>52884
>bespectacled hypochondriac
I fucking love the english language tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52895
>>52891
I'm not a hafu fuck off
▶ e79538 (751) No.52896>>52900
>>52893
>white horse
ITS GREY YOU MORON
▶ e79538 (751) No.52897>>52899
>>52887
smh don't think about the order
▶ e79538 (751) No.52898>>52907 >>52916
>>52882
Show us the stickers
>>52858
slice of life /newbrit/ when?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52899
>>52897
No but usually the ones you put first are the ones you think of more often. But it doesn't matter, whatever tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52900>>52906
>>52896
IT'S WHITE IT'S WHITE IT'S WHITE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ e79538 (751) No.52901>>52903
>>52887
I'm asking someone about courting them, she asked why her, so I listed her personality traits that I like, now she's implying I'm trying to trick her into displaying emotion?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52902>>52905
>>52892
Take the druid pill and escape the ratrace of dorse to the wilds of slightly more northerly south west england.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52903>>52920
>>52901
This makes no sense. If you're trying to get her to like just talk to her, don't 'court' in a spergy way tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52904>>52913 >>52918 >>52921
>tfw 22st now favours me
coup soon
▶ e79538 (751) No.52905
>>52902
i cant lad
i cant abandon this shithole
there must be a PURGE
▶ e79538 (751) No.52906>>52908
>>52900
A WHITE HORSE IS GREY WHY OS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
I dont get it either
▶ e79538 (751) No.52907>>52909 >>52910 >>52911 >>52913 >>52914 >>52916 >>52917 >>52918 >>52930
>>52891
I see it around the same
>>52898
>>52887
They were discounted. 1€ a piece.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52908
>>52906
Actually I would like an actual grey horse that sounds cool or a black one or brown one
▶ e79538 (751) No.52909>>52912 >>52915 >>52918
>>52907
That looks like someone stole some tumblr art tbh
*studies your thumb*
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52911
>>52907
>flower power ayy in the middle
AGE OF AYY-QUARIUS
▶ e79538 (751) No.52912>>52923
>>52909
That's because it literally is from tumblr
▶ e79538 (751) No.52913>>52921 >>52923
>>52904
>coup
Joke's on you, I'll probably have given up BO before then or maybe not but we'll see
>>52907
You were right, they are gay.
>man hands
▶ e79538 (751) No.52914
>>52907
>those hand wrinkles
aaaahhhhhhhhh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52915>>52919
>>52909
*zooms in and enhances on the books in the background*
▶ e79538 (751) No.52916
>>52898
Posting on /newbrit/ is kind of like a slice of life /newbrit/ but it would be nice to live it.
>>52907
Those are some nice Usagis you got there.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52917
>>52907
AAAAAAAH!
YOU HAVE A WOMANS HAND M'LORD!
▶ e79538 (751) No.52918>>52923 >>52924
>>52904
wheels within wheels part 2 lad?
>>52907
i like the pokemon ones
>>52909
yeah you would know :^)
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52920>>52922
>>52889
>>52903
It's not my choice, I literally just asked, I didn't think there's be these sort of tricks along the way tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52921
>>52913
> I'll probably have given up BO before then or maybe not but we'll see
Don't joke about that you BIG BULLY
>>52904
What did he mean by this? pepesweat1
▶ e79538 (751) No.52922
>>52920
>I didn't think there's be these sort of tricks along the way tbh.
Is this your first time talking to a woman?
▶ e79538 (751) No.52923>>52925 >>52927 >>52928
>>52918
It's always time for wheels within wheels lad :^)
>>52913
I'm only kidding about this coup stuff tbh
>>52912
I should steal some art and sell it, I think that would make a solid business plan tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52924>>52926
>>52918
>wheels within wheels part 2 lad?
what did he memi by this
▶ e79538 (751) No.52925>>52929 >>52958
>>52923
I know lad but the point remains tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52926
>>52924
You're not allowed to read spoilers meant for other people!!! MUM WAIFUPOSTER WONT PLAY FAIR!!!
▶ e79538 (751) No.52927>>52933
>>52923
I should just print stickers with my own art for myself. stickers are pretty stupid as a concept anyway
▶ e79538 (751) No.52928>>52933
>>52923
handling stolen goods is known as 'fencing' lad. You could be the Fence Fencer.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52929>>52935 >>52940
>>52925
You gonna give it to 22ST, he'd be good if a little soft
▶ e79538 (751) No.52930
>>52884
*misses the alarm and you kindly call over and wake me so we can walk to school together*
comfy
>>52907
pretty cool
▶ e79538 (751) No.52931>>52936
when i get mummys room which is next to my current one (ill have both) and much bigger ill put my workout equipment in there and also buy a couple tables and get stuff like a toaster and a microwave
then each night ill wash up the plates and things ill need and take it all upstairs
ill never need to go downstairs for food again ten i wont have to worry about everyone being here and pissing me off by being in the same room as me and i can stay upstairs alone forever
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52933>>52938 >>52945
>>52928
The fencing fencer? I like that, sounds dashing in a roguish way.
>>52927
*uses left over brexitboy stickers to decorate room and laptop* Y-yeah they're dumb. I don't actually do this you could, printing good quality stickers can be a pain tho.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52934>>52937 >>52942
>ywn demolish all buildings and then rebuild them in your own autistic design of georgian style mansions with some cool towers and shit
▶ e79538 (751) No.52935>>52939
>>52929
No questions tbh, if I do it I'll decide at the time
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52937>>52943
>>52934
When are Charlie becomes King he probably will lmao
▶ e79538 (751) No.52938
>>52933
*stabs you with rapier* *sells your worldly goods*
Sounds aight tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52939
>>52932
I'm eating a sausage roll
>>52935
fair enough
▶ e79538 (751) No.52940>>52941 >>52948 >>52953
>>52929
He should give it to me. I love playing with flags and shit.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52941>>52946
>>52940
i dont think you would be good, you're kinda mean
▶ e79538 (751) No.52942
>>52934
>georgian design
>not Hyperborean Monolith construction
reeeeee we wuz lad we wuz
▶ e79538 (751) No.52943>>52949
>>52937
Ive been to poundbury a few times, its looks ok but at the same time it looks utter shite, completely artificial and full of twats
▶ e79538 (751) No.52944>>52968
>>52659
tbh think a poal like this on the days we watch films is the best and easiest solution to organising it
Reposting poal
http://poal.me/f0db7h
http://poal.me/f0db7h
http://poal.me/f0db7h
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52945>>52947
>>52933
I rarely decorate my laptop, I put them on my notebooks
▶ e79538 (751) No.52946>>52950
>>52941
I'm tougher than 22st but still kind and fair.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52947>>52951 >>52956
I would be a great BO tbh
But I don't want to do it because I cba
I don't want 22st he'd let Barbosa and his gang of bullies in tbqh
>>52945
>notebook
I bet you even use Google Chrome as your browser
▶ e79538 (751) No.52948>>52955
>>52940
NO ONE WILL BE BO OTHER THAN CURRENT BO
▶ e79538 (751) No.52949>>52960
>>52943
Poundbury is a good little experiment but it's inorganic smh, no lambs ever lived there before and it has no real reason to exist smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52950>>52954 >>52957
>>52946
You'd just be a bully tbh, 22st would be better
▶ e79538 (751) No.52951>>52956
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52954
>>52950
Thanks for trusting me, lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.52955>>52964
>>52948
I am also a board owner you know lass? I own 8.pl /brit/ but i forgot the password
▶ e79538 (751) No.52956>>52963 >>52964 >>52970
>BO succession war has already started
smh lads
>>52947
>>52951
Chrome > Firefox right now because memory leaks fuck you up the arse tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52957>>52963 >>52966
>>52950
22st and pembs would be my moral conscience. You can trust me to be careful and lenient lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52959>>52961
shit beer diary april 28th 2017
>Estrella
>Bierra Morretti
>Hop House Lager
>Ringwood Boondoggle
Avoid.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52960
>>52949
In a way it still looks modern
not necessarily hating on it, since all buildings were new at some point, but like you said there aint a real reason for it to exist
▶ e79538 (751) No.52961
>>52959
>mfw its actually the 29th
woops
▶ e79538 (751) No.52962
The dark side is a helluva drug tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52963>>52979
>>52956
there no war its just a discussion lad
>>52957
no i can't
▶ e79538 (751) No.52964>>52971 >>52972 >>52979
>>52956
>>52955
I DON'T CARE STOP DISCUSSING THIS NONE OF YOU IS FIT TO BE BO OTHER THAN HERTS AND IT WON'T HAPPEN
▶ e79538 (751) No.52965>>52967 >>52976 >>52979
Vote Neo 2017.
MAKE /NEWBRIT/ COMFY AGAIN
▶ e79538 (751) No.52966>>52969
>>52957
You're already our advisor, lass. We cannot trust a lass with BO.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52967
>>52965
THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY HERTS IS OUR GREAT LEADER
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▶ e79538 (751) No.52969>>52973
>>52966
>We cannot trust a lass with BO.
You already draw me with a bulge lad…
▶ e79538 (751) No.52970>>52977 >>52979
Make me BO im really paranoid it would be a right laugh tbh.
>>52956
Not really, I stand with you lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52971>>52975
>>52964
I AM THE BOARD OWNER OF SEVERAL HIGH PROFILE BOARDS I DON'T NEED NEWBRIT BOARD OWNERSHIP I WOULD BAN YOU ALLAND MAKE IT MY BLOG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ e79538 (751) No.52972
>>52964
this please leave it
▶ e79538 (751) No.52974>>52978 >>52982
▶ e79538 (751) No.52975
>>52971
GLAD WE AGREE THEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ e79538 (751) No.52976>>52983 >>52987 >>52989
>>52863
>launch it
>it's the poles
>they get their shit pushed in
>a russkie says "remember 1939"
>>52965
>letting an americlap larp as a TRVE BRITISH leader
smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52977>>52981
>>52970
If we had to have a new BO i would vote Vanlad tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52978>>52982
▶ e79538 (751) No.52979>>52989
>>52963
Just memiing tbh
>>52964
I had no idea I was held in such high esteem tbh
Maybe you can appoint me honourary BO for life or something
>>52965
>democracy
We cannot let demagogues like you ascend to power tbh
>>52970
Thanks lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.52981>>52985
>>52977
No please dont lad bloody hell
▶ e79538 (751) No.52983
>>52976
fucking russians need to be nerfed
▶ e79538 (751) No.52984>>52986 >>52988
cant wait for charles to start a parliamentary crisis tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52985
>>52981
i think you're the one who would do best ngl, that or anprim
▶ e79538 (751) No.52986>>53005 >>53030
>>52984
English Civil War 3 will be our chance
we'll be like the clubmen
but with druids
and airguns
▶ e79538 (751) No.52987>>52990
>>52976
>>a russkie says "remember 1939"
kek
We should be allies tbh, we can bond over our mutual hatred of poles
▶ e79538 (751) No.52988>>53030
>>52984
He'll be a top lad tbh, he's a mixed bag but he knows banter
▶ e79538 (751) No.52989>>52991 >>52992 >>52993 >>52998
>>52976
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh why do you bully me lad, I just want to help people have fun.
>>52979
You can't hold back the populist tide forever…
▶ e79538 (751) No.52990>>52994 >>52996
>>52987
might as well start bonding with Krauts then
Actually I believe that the hatred of Poles is the thing that brings all european people together.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52991>>52995
>>52989
I like you, lass, but you cannot be trusted.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52992>>52995
>>52989
That's true, eventually once you win you'll become another establishment BO smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.52993
>>52989
Beautiful lasses bring out the best in men, m'lass
▶ e79538 (751) No.52994>>52996 >>52997
▶ e79538 (751) No.52995>>53002 >>53004
>>52991
What did I do wrong lad.
>>52992
I'll just be playing 4D chess lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.52996>>53001 >>53003 >>53018
>>52990
>might as well start bonding with Krauts then
NEVER
Besides they love poles nowadays don't they?
>Actually I believe that the hatred of Poles is the thing that brings all european people together.
tbh >>52994 is right it's the pikeys really (gif related tbh)
▶ e79538 (751) No.52997>>53000 >>53004
▶ e79538 (751) No.52998>>53009
>>52989
banterbullying is fun though and an ameriburger lad larping as an animu lass is extremely suspect and bullyable tbh
I do want to do caricatures of all the posters tbf but cba to actually do anything else yet
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53000>>53004
>>52997
*winged hussars crying in the distance*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53001
>>52996
Honestly fuck pikeys tbh lads
▶ e79538 (751) No.53002
>>52995
>What did I do wrong lad.
I don't know. My instincts are taking over. I must resist.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53003>>53011
>>52996
No I see people hate them everywhere. On Deutsch/pol/ because they're subhuman and irl because of their BASED right-wing government.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53004>>53006 >>53008
>>52995
Of course
>>52997
top kek
accurate too
>>52999
Go have some then
>>53000
>muh winged hussars
Overrated af tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53005>>53008
>>52986
>druid seperatists seize local town, demand parliamentary reform
▶ e79538 (751) No.53006>>53011
>>53004
i cant im disgusting
i wanna fap so bad but im trying nofap again im on day three i think
▶ e79538 (751) No.53008>>53011 >>53014
>>53004
muh defence of vienna
>>53005
*indepdent druidic state*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53009>>53010
>>52998
I would love you to make a caricature of me as a slav haxter squating behind seven monitors or something
▶ e79538 (751) No.53010>>53013
>>53009
Gary from Leicester in a shed*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53011
>>53003
Deutsch/pol/ sound like good lads, if only they could take the banter tbh
>BASED right-wing government
It fucks me off everytime I hear them go on about this. I've been called 'Muhammad' lots of time by butthurt Poles, hate them tbh
>>53006
Be less disgusting tbh, it's not hard once you work out specific goals
>>53008
>muh this one time
▶ e79538 (751) No.53013
>>53010
It's Dave reeeeeeeeeee
▶ e79538 (751) No.53014>>53016
>>53008
Capital in anglesey, with a corridor of land back to sussex
DRUIDIC FREE STATE
▶ e79538 (751) No.53015>>53017 >>53020 >>53021
>tfw Herts did this to root out potential insurgents
Was I a good boy?
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53016
>>53014
DRUIDIC FREE STATE!
*forms DRA*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53017
>>53015
>tfw you can into realpolitik
▶ e79538 (751) No.53018>>53019
>>52996
fucking pikeys giving vanno-britons a bad name
Let My People Sleep.
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53022>>53025 >>53026
>tfw england fucking kicks the American's to shreads on botn
ENEGERLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
▶ e79538 (751) No.53023>>53024 >>53027 >>53028
>>53021
>note that Pembs' loyalty is supect
Who /planningapurge/ here?
jk lads
▶ e79538 (751) No.53026>>53029 >>53032
>>53022
INGERLAND
IN GER LAND
IN GER LAAAAAAAAAANNNDD
▶ e79538 (751) No.53027>>53033
>>53023
*is oblivious to the intrigue and subterfuge*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53029>>53031 >>53033
>>53026
oh shit is the russians
▶ e79538 (751) No.53030>>53034
>>52986
>tfw no southwest independence
soon
>>52988
>pro-islam
>top lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.53031>>53041
>>53029
They wood have got fucked if are lads weren't prevented from travelling smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53032>>53041
>>53026
>>53025
COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE ARD ENUFFF
▶ e79538 (751) No.53033>>53041
>>53027
Good lad
>>53029
>implying are boys couldn't BTFO the ruskis
▶ e79538 (751) No.53034>>53035
>>53030
>Pro-Islam
>Doesn't into 5D Draughts
▶ e79538 (751) No.53035>>53036 >>53037 >>53039 >>53040
>>53034
*coverts to islam*
just 10D backgammon lads
▶ e79538 (751) No.53036>>53038
▶ e79538 (751) No.53037
>>53035
*joins islamic conversion think-tank*
12d Go fish m8s
▶ e79538 (751) No.53038
>>53036
convert with me lass…
▶ e79538 (751) No.53039>>53044
>>53035
He hasn't converted to Islam lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.53040>>53045 >>53048
>>53035
So proud to have him as our next king tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53041>>53042 >>53043
>>53033
>>53032
>>53031
>tfw that was pic test
>you lads said exactly what id say
Good lads
LETS FUCKING AVE IT
*smashed pintglass in a ruskie boatrace*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53042
>>53041
reeeee
* pic was a test
ive never wrote that why would autocorrect suggest it
▶ e79538 (751) No.53043>>53046
>>53041
tbh this is the only thing footie is good for, having a good bash. They ruined it with all the kid-friendly shit
▶ e79538 (751) No.53044>>53047
>>53039
doesnt make him not a cuck
▶ e79538 (751) No.53045>>53059 >>53061
>>53040
Yeah I fucking hate it when are king wears the clothes of people he's visiting on a diplomatic mission he should wear a klan hood and bacon rasher crisp packs smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53046>>53059
>>53043
Aye lad damn right, nothing wrong with keeping your wits sharp against some mouthy scousers or uppity frogs. Nanny state smh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53047>>53049
>>53044
Doesn't make him not your king lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.53048>>53051 >>53059
>>53040
Lad, he threw away Diana at the height of her fame and then fucking murdered her because she was a coalburner. Charles will be a based secret nazi, just you wait.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53049>>53052 >>53056
>>53047
I'm an Englishman, not some European cuckold that sucks kings dicks
▶ e79538 (751) No.53050>>53055
*kills diana*
just 20d tiddlywinks boys
▶ e79538 (751) No.53051>>53053
>>53048
>proper into gardening
>casually racist
>white
definitely a secret nazi tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53052>>53054 >>53065
>>53049
that post sounded very ironic
▶ e79538 (751) No.53053
>>53051
>casually racist
>literally campaigned for paki immigrants in the 70s and 80s
▶ e79538 (751) No.53054>>53058 >>53060
>>53052
No, it wasn't, why would it be?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53055>>53057
>>53050
nth dimensional pogs
POGS
O
G
S
▶ e79538 (751) No.53056>>53066
>>53049
What are you talking about you thick cunt the Europeans through out their monarchs and we have kept ares since before written records. We're a monarchist nation.
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53058>>53065 >>53066
>>53054
Because you are historically illiterate
▶ e79538 (751) No.53059>>53063 >>53068
>>53045
Agree tbh, even Churchill knew what to do, and he liked the bloody Saudis
A number of social problems arose. I had been told that neither smoking nor alcoholic beverages were allowed in the [Saudi] Royal Presence. As I was the host at luncheon I raised the matter at once, and said to the interpreter that if it was the religion of His Majesty [Ibn Saud] to deprive himself of smoking and alcohol I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. The King graciously accepted the position. His own cup-bearer from Mecca offered me a glass of water from its sacred well, the most delicious I had ever tasted.
>>53046
>Nanny state smh.
>all my teachers have used this phrased and said it was a good thing
>all my classmates now think the same
Should get done for indoctrination tbh
>>53048
Shouldn't have married that bint in the first place, but at least he had the sense to dump her arse. Maybe he will be OK, at least on architecture he knows what's up.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53060>>53065 >>53066
>>53054
take a look around who in Europe today still 1. has a monarchy and 2. sees it as something special and part of their national pride.
Britain is one of the view if not the only one.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53061
>>53045
Bacon rasher crisps are halal tbh
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53063>>53073
>>53059
*churchill voice*
Later I would discover, that water was indeed his piss *shakes jowls and war mongers externally*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53064>>53066 >>53067 >>53069 >>53073
Off to wank to blacked.com and I hope non of you are angry nativist posting when i return
▶ e79538 (751) No.53065>>53071
>>53052
>>53058
He didn't get it across well but he's not wrong tbh, we've always put limits on our monarchy while the Euros kept absolute monarchies. We've always been more aware of our own rights tbh
>>53060
Pride in the monarchy especially is a fairly recent thing tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53066>>53071 >>53074
>>53056
>>53058
it's you whos historically illiterate lad
I guess rebellions against the king never existed in this country, I guess the rights of Englishmen don't exist either, and so on
European absolutism has no place in England
but keep sucking off an anti-white future king just because "hes the king"
>>53060
>not understanding my point
>>53064
hope you die
▶ e79538 (751) No.53068>>53073 >>53075
>>53059
>absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them
He can be alright sometimes tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53070
>>53069
*Steals image because its low data*
This is now my thing lads, just assume Ive stolen your low data pics.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53071>>53080
>>53065
Was it really always? I think England did have absolute kings in its history.
>>53066
I understood your point lad. Still can be taken both ways.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53072>>53081
>>53062
Kappa jackets are great smh tbh. Did you ever have slap bracelet wars?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53073>>53076
>>53063
kek
>>53064
Angry nativists are dead here tbh lad
Have a civic wank to this pic tbh
>>53068
He had some good elements tbf, I think it was his yank side more than anything else that corrupted him and made him sell out to the US
▶ e79538 (751) No.53074>>53078 >>53079
>>53066
Even are biggest revolutions respected the position of the King you soft larping cunt. You're the worst kind of natinalist because you're a fucking poser in everythng you do. You pretend to be a Christian of some sort but I don't think you've ever even bean to Church. You're an embarrassment so wind your fucking neck in traitor scum.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53075
>>53068
The level of punctuation and subclauses in this always makes me kek. He really fucking liked his alcohol.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53076>>53077 >>53080
>>53073
I wonder what a female Carswell would look like.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53077
>>53076
Somebody did the face app but I didn't save it
▶ e79538 (751) No.53078>>53084 >>53287
>>53074
tbh monarchies are kind of gay. Nearly all right wing movements that supported monarchs were betrayed by said monarchies in the 20th century.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53079>>53287
>>53074
Where did I say I am anti-monarchy?
I'm against a King who refuses to respect the ancient rights of this country
You're the fucking embarrassment, you wank to niggers. You have no fucking authority over me or anyone else here whatsoever.
I imagine that if Charles decided to kill all white people you'd think it was a fucking wonderful idea too.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53080>>53095
>>53071
>I think England did have absolute kings in its history.
Not really, sort of.
Back in Anglo-Saxon times it was an elective monarchy drawn from the House of Wessex, and the Witan acted as a sort of check.
Then after the Norman Conquest I suppose to could say it was an absolute monarchy, but it was feudal, so very localised.
Then ever since the Magna Carta in 1215 the monarch here has been more constrained than his European counterparts.
>>53076
Does anyone here have faceapp?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53081>>53083
>>53072
>kappa jackets
It was the pop sided joggers that were hot at that time.
>slap bracelet wars
But of course lad. If you spammed someone with it in your palm you could get it to wrap their head. They got banned at our school because of the massive increase in eye injuries. Definitely not correllated.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53083
>>53081
>kappa pop joggers
That's so fucking 90s I want it.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53084>>53086 >>53088 >>53090
>>53078
They were betrayed by individual monarchs, but that doesn't make the institution wrong.
Things would've been a lot different if the Normans hadn't invaded tbh, they brought the Jews with them.
Then they came back after the monarchy was deposed
Being anti-monarchy on these grounds is like being anti-Christian tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53086>>53089
>>53084
things would have been the same regardless of who is in power tbh
we cannot stop the cycles
▶ e79538 (751) No.53088>>53089
>>53084
Honestly I think the monarchy is a very spiritual thing, and in a world devoid of spirituality, the "magic", for lack of a better term, of the monarch and their ordained right is long gone.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53089>>53092
>>53086
Who knows tbh
>>53088
Probably, the Windsors aren't even the right royals. I don't really care at this point, there's no need to be autistic about wanting your exact system when you're in our position.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53090>>53108
>>53084
>Things would've been a lot different
Nothing is ever different.
The PM is essentially the same as any king (Out of the ones who had actual power) or emperor. Sometimes rulers have been more or less constrained. Right now they are a bit more constrained, but nothing is actually different.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53092>>53108
>>53089
>Who knows tbh
me
there is only one universe though, this was the destined outcome, nothing can change it, alternate history is retarded
▶ e79538 (751) No.53093>>53098 >>53099
▶ e79538 (751) No.53095>>53108
>>53080
Alright, very interesting.
The face app doesn't work on my device.
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53098>>53100
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53100
>>53098
>>53099
Oh okay thanks.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53101
Spotted a Schwarze Sonne on a fighter in Battle of the Nations, wew.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53103>>53105 >>53107
>try playing an FPS
>genuinely want to slit my wrists whenever I get killed
Why are the lows so low
▶ e79538 (751) No.53105>>53111
>>53103
yeah red orchestra 2 used to make me feel that way
i just dont play multiplayer anymore
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53107
>>53103
Wolfenstein 3d is a hell of a game.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53108>>53116
>>53090
The world would've been radically different if the Normans hasn't invaded lad, there's no denying it.
>>53092
>alternate history is retarded
It is, but I'm not saying it would be better, just different
>>53094
afternoon
>>53095
I can try and get it on my tablet but it's a pain to post and it may not work
Good app tho
▶ e79538 (751) No.53109
jenny looks bad in this new video
she looks very tired
she looks like shed be a candidate for the JUST League
▶ e79538 (751) No.53111
>>53105
RO2 is fun when you got a good commander and teamwork tbh, used to be some good banter years ago when half the servers were full of /pol/acks. Not many people play it anymore tbh, not been any fps recently that made me want to buy it tbh
>tfw no comfy clan with cheeky banter
▶ e79538 (751) No.53113
>>53110
6.5-7 out of 10 breddy gud lass.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53114
>>53110
Not bad lass. I like the cute little one inbetween the two big ones tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53115
>>53110
Simple yet aesthetic
▶ e79538 (751) No.53116>>53121
>>53108
>The world would've been radically different if the Normans hasn't invaded lad, there's no denying it.
I do deny it though. The borders would be different and the details but the people who rule over us would still be corrupt and evil. People in that position always are.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53117>>53122
Probably better at drawing than you lass, sorry.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53118
>>53110
Pretty cool. Right one is a bit angular but it's the style I guess
▶ e79538 (751) No.53120>>53126
>>53110
whose legs are those?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53121
>>53116
Debatable but I doubt it. Anyway there's no point speculating about what could've been
▶ e79538 (751) No.53122>>53124
>>53117
That's very likely, I'm pretty bad
show something
▶ e79538 (751) No.53123
>>53110
looks good to me
you should draw jennay doing something cute
▶ e79538 (751) No.53124>>53126
>>53122
gimme something to draw lass
▶ e79538 (751) No.53125
jenny is a girl that could easily be like 20 but she could also be 30
▶ e79538 (751) No.53126>>53138
>>53120
a woman's
>>53124
idk I'm clueless tbh. draw an ayy
▶ e79538 (751) No.53127>>53128 >>53129 >>53134
i fucking hate video games
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53130>>53137
>>53128
tried playing csgo and then wanted to hang myself so I switched to black ops 3 because I thought that would be some good casual fun and now I want to hang myself even more
▶ e79538 (751) No.53132>>53136
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>tfw it will be never be 2015 again
>tfw no purple surge
>tfw Nige will never be a major party leader in an election again
>tfw no Mili to memi about
▶ e79538 (751) No.53133>>53135
>tfw never been mad at video games
▶ e79538 (751) No.53135
>>53133
I'm not angry I'm just miserable
▶ e79538 (751) No.53136>>53139 >>53146 >>53155
>>53132
>Wake up in the morning
>South Thanet results still not in
>Wait a few hours
>Finally
>This is it
>This is when Nigel gets in
>The salt from leftists will be hilarious
>It's going to be fucking epic and glorious
>How could he possibly lose?
>mfw
▶ e79538 (751) No.53137
>>53130
wew tbh. csgo is pretty fun but dying and have to wait all round is a drag for sure.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53138>>53140 >>53142
>>53126
an ayy is pretty plain tbh lass
▶ e79538 (751) No.53139>>53141
>>53136
They fucked with the ballot boxes for sure.
I was at school constantly checking my phone at the time, I was distraught when I found out.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53140>>53157
>>53138
If you don't want to that's fine. I thought you maybe had something drawn already.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53141
>>53139
>tfw stayed up with my mates watching the votes
>tfw
▶ e79538 (751) No.53142>>53157
>>53138
draw something for me, lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.53144>>53145
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Why can't it be 2015 again?
Why do things have to get worse every single fucking year?
I know 2015 was still shit but better than now tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53145>>53147 >>53149
>>53144
CY+1 was a good year imo tbh, lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53146>>53161
>>53136
*stands in your way*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53147
▶ e79538 (751) No.53148>>53151 >>53152 >>53159 >>53160
>tfw had a maths exam the day after brexit
>tfw everyone looked so glum and sad
>tfw the first thing I did was smile at my politics teacher
>tfw he gave me the dirty look I've ever seen a teacher give a student
BEST
DAY
OF
MY
LIFE
▶ e79538 (751) No.53149
>>53145
Apart from Brexit (which is still up in the air) it was a shit year tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53150>>53154
>>53143
https://www.dateinasia.com/fwriter
Parody account?
"Be ok with no kissing, etc (hugs, cuddles…general affection ok)"
"I am needy, selfish, and am used to being alone. I am antisocial. I have no friends, and do not desire any."
▶ e79538 (751) No.53151>>53168
>>53148
I was at a uni open day on the 24th, there was a funeral atmosphere around the place.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53152>>53158 >>53167 >>53168
>>53148
>tfw bosses son called me scum when I tried to high 5 him the day after brexit
>hear muttering about nationalism and racism from the next room for 2 weeks
>eventually its 'muh economy'
>quit job the day he said that
I laffed all day and Im still laffing.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53153>>53156
▶ e79538 (751) No.53154
▶ e79538 (751) No.53156
>>53153
s club juniors
SOOO DIVERSE
▶ e79538 (751) No.53157
>>53142
>>53140
alright hol up
▶ e79538 (751) No.53158>>53167
>>53152
top kek lad
I had a smile on my face all day long
▶ e79538 (751) No.53159>>53168
>>53148
>tfw had to underground for a whole week IRL waiting for my friends to get over it
It was a great time to play grand strategy at least.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53160>>53164 >>53167
>>53148
>"it's not going to happen anyway why are you so exited lmao" from my classmates for almost 3 months
>in June making bets
>everyone bets against me that Brexit won't happen, I'm only one in the Out club
>we bet 2€ for each person
>richer by about 40€ on the 24th, people still owe me money until today
>not only is everyone bitter Remain lost, I ruined the day for them even more
>literally best schoolday in my life
▶ e79538 (751) No.53161>>53162
>>53146
>building a career on the back of snearing at the working class and reinforcing status quo beliefs that racism and sexism is for stupid people
I should become a comedian. Seems like a doddle.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53162>>53173
>>53161
>sneering at the working class
Thats one perspective. Another is that he stood up for proper pub culture while gastro-pubs were being remorselessly pushed everywhere.
Do you have such a sharp angle to come from, lad?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53163>>53165
>tfw out of the beany jew
>the shops nearby only sell nescafe gross tbh
>have beans but cba to crush them
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
▶ e79538 (751) No.53164
>>53160
I really wish school was open on the 24th tbh, it would've been brilliant. But I had a good laff anywaywhen I went back.
>mfw when I finally went back to school after the vote
▶ e79538 (751) No.53165>>53172
>>53163
>beany jew
But its so bitter and delicious lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53166>>53170 >>53171
Lads, Lasses,
What's worse than a football match ending if you're a pedestrian in the local area?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53167>>53181
>>53158
>>53152
I went in to do data entry at the local museum and an old bastard hippy with greying curly hair and a numale beard slammed the door open and was in a really bad mood all day, every time somebody started talking no matter the subject he would butt in and say it was the end of the world and racists were going to kill us all
He didn't even do any work he just came in to whinge and then left during lunch break
gas all hippies tbh
>>53160
excellent jewry, lad
make sure to get the shekels they owe you
▶ e79538 (751) No.53168>>53177 >>53179 >>53181
>>53151
>>53152
>>53159
I turned everything off in my house the night before, told my parents not to tell me. I woke up and switched on my phone, first thing I see is a text from my mate, in all caps "WE DID IT"
▶ e79538 (751) No.53169
>June 24th I was speaking to the only leave professor I know
>"you know you're not even a glass half empty person, you're more of a glass smashed on the ground person"
I will never trust the tories.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53170
▶ e79538 (751) No.53171
▶ e79538 (751) No.53172
*Stares at unprocessed coffee beans*
>>53165
I know, I can't stop drinking it. I quit all fizzy drinks and squash tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53173>>53174 >>53175
>>53162
I don't see anything about his character that isn't just him looking down his nose at people he considers below him
▶ e79538 (751) No.53174>>53175 >>53176
>>53173
Are you from a poor background lad? Many of the publicans I remember from the 90s were Al murray or a female al murray tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53175
>>53174
>>53173
And the occasional peggy mitchell in the countryside
▶ e79538 (751) No.53176>>53182
>>53174
The point is that Al Murray isn't from a poor background and still does that act.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53177>>53180
>>53168
I stayed up the whole night because I hate waking up to a defeat and I had this weird superstitious belief that if I fell asleep we would lose. Longest I've ever stayed awake.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53179>>53180 >>53185
>>53168
Me and a mate set up a Brexit HQ and monitored all available data sources throughout the night. The feeling of ecstasy when remain became a statistical impossibility was incredible. Then we drank champagne and cheered.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53180
>>53179
noice
>>53177
dubs of truth, it was yew who did it lass
▶ e79538 (751) No.53181
Off for din dins lads
>>53167
>>53168
It was a fantastic time tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53182
>>53176
It is good to be represented in the media, though lad. He merely highlights culture that exists.
>hes not from that background
Very true, but its no reason he cannot assume the character.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53183>>53184 >>53186 >>53189
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53186
▶ e79538 (751) No.53187>>53190
>>53185
Nige drank champagne on the night didn't he?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53188>>53190
>>53185
I like champagne, lad. No bully.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53190>>53191
>>53187
>>53188
I dont like it therefore nobody is allowed to drink it.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53191>>53192
>>53189
22st you are a bad influence
>>53190
dorset pls go
▶ e79538 (751) No.53192
>>53191
No it was ironic smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53193>>53196 >>53198 >>53203
i sometimes wish i had friends, but then i realise that i'll never be able to actually connect with people enough to become friends in a meaningful sense
▶ e79538 (751) No.53194>>53195
Did you lads have Film Friday last night tbh?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53195>>53215
>>53194
Yeah. Watched The Good, the bad and the ugly
▶ e79538 (751) No.53196>>53197
>>53193
Im your friend, lad. [manipulation intensifies]
▶ e79538 (751) No.53197>>53199 >>53201
▶ e79538 (751) No.53198
>>53193
Same. Also too low confidence to think I am worthy of being anyone's friend smh. They would just steal valuable NEET time and disrupt my routine of doing nothing anyway.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53199
>>53197
Really? Thats pretty hurtful tbh lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53200>>53202
>>53189
Reverse psychology is a good tactic with waifuposter tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53202>>53208
>>53200
Oh. You've tried it?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53203>>53207 >>53210
>>53193
what if you just get really drunk with the person and then you can connect more by saying things you wouldn't normally
▶ e79538 (751) No.53204
▶ e79538 (751) No.53206>>53211 >>53212 >>53214 >>53215
im actually shit but here you go
▶ e79538 (751) No.53207
>>53201
que?
>>53203
i don't think that this is likely
▶ e79538 (751) No.53208>>53212
>>53202
Yeah, he seems naturally resistant to the advice of others so encouraging him to do bad things makes him less willing to do it.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53210>>53228
>>53203
Or level up and do pills with them so its really awkward whem you see them again
>my whole social circle in one sentence
▶ e79538 (751) No.53211>>53216
>>53206
very nice, saved tbh
who's the girl?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53212
>>53206
Saving that rare TheBumBumKing
>>53208
Nice. I'll be doing that from now on. He won't know since I said this in a spoiler
▶ e79538 (751) No.53214>>53216
>>53206
>cromwell
Reeeeeee
Nice cursive lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53215>>53217 >>53218
>>53195
Sad I missed it. Glad we have another tonight.
>>53206
Why is the Ayy a Cromwellian? Was Cromwell pro Ayy as well as pro merchent?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53216
>>53211
Was drawing random faces and I thought that was the best one I'd done tbh, don't like that I coloured it in though
>>53214
thanks fam
▶ e79538 (751) No.53217>>53219 >>53221
>>53215
>cromwell
>pro-Ayy
I like him now.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53218>>53220 >>53221
>>53215
all good lads are pro-ayy
▶ e79538 (751) No.53219
>>53217
this. Cromwell for based galactic Lord Protector
▶ e79538 (751) No.53220>>53223
>>53218
>>53218
Pro-Ayy but anti-Xeno
STAY IN YOUR OWN SECTOR YOU SLIMY SPACE YIDS
▶ e79538 (751) No.53221
>>53217
I guess he would have been tbh. I still don't care for him.
>>53218
Depends on which Ayy’s.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53222>>53229
▶ e79538 (751) No.53223>>53226
>>53220
I don’t mind a few families of Tall Hwhites living amongst us but I do not want millions of fecking prawns turning up and shitting up the place.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53224
>tfw utterly ready for a xeno invasion
POWER UP THE WICKER-MECHS
▶ e79538 (751) No.53225>>53238
drawing frogs/pepes is quite fun
I can see why 22st does it
▶ e79538 (751) No.53226
>>53223
>the prawns
Prawns get out reeeeee
▶ e79538 (751) No.53227
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The second Inbetweeners movie is much better.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53228>>53231
>>53210
kek, I was thinking x but didn't want to say to not seem such a degen :^)
▶ e79538 (751) No.53229>>53230 >>53232
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>>53222
Nice trips lad. Whatcha whistling there, champ?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53230>>53235
▶ e79538 (751) No.53231>>53244
>>53228
Its not degenerate to make light of mistakes lass lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53232>>53237
>>53229
is mark knopfler an honourary hwite
▶ e79538 (751) No.53233>>53239
▶ e79538 (751) No.53234>>53237
>everyone here can into drawing
???
▶ e79538 (751) No.53235>>53236
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>>53230
>out of tune tunes
MY MAN
Off-key is beat key.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53236>>53241
▶ e79538 (751) No.53237>>53242
>>53234
I can draw buildings but not people, lad.
>>53232
Yep for that solo of course he is. *listens to whole 9 minutes for his 1 minute of glory*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53238>>53268
>>53225
>tfw too lazy to draw
I-I'm sure I'll get the energy tomorrow
▶ e79538 (751) No.53239
▶ e79538 (751) No.53240>>53243
GO HOME YOU FUCKING BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ e79538 (751) No.53241
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>>53236
Thats what it sounds like in my head tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53242
>>53237
Lad at least you can draw something
the most artistic thing I can do is write in pen with my own blood and that isn't even artistic it's just sick
▶ e79538 (751) No.53243>>53245
▶ e79538 (751) No.53244>>53246
>>53231
what did he mean by this?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53245>>53249
wanna go take a piss and get a drink and stuff
but i hate them all and theyll try and make me hold the baby so i cant go down there and theyre so noisy i cant stand it i get to the top of the stairs then NOPE
>>53243
yes and skanky cousin and two babies
▶ e79538 (751) No.53246>>53253
>>53244
Im not sure which pronouns to use for you anymore lad/ss
▶ e79538 (751) No.53247
▶ e79538 (751) No.53249>>53250 >>53252
>>53245
Smh lad. You need to 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓 so you can get your own place.
>tfw housemate is away all weekend, have the place all to myself and I have just done a full spring clean.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53250>>53254
>>53249
How do I get a qt woman flatmate?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53252>>53255
>>53249
i get the house to myself for two weeks on monday (they leave at like 5am on monday)
thatll be great but also there is dread because after the two weeks itll be back to how it is now
▶ e79538 (751) No.53253>>53257
>>53246
lmao, lax is fine lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.53254>>53256
>>53250
You obtain a two bed+ flat and then place an ad advertising an available flat share. Then you select a qt. Pretty simple, also creepy.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53255>>53258
>>53252
Lad, that will be bliss. Just enjoy it.
Where are they going?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53257
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>>53253
>lax
This song was called Lax. Reeeee school discos.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53258>>53259 >>53260 >>53263
▶ e79538 (751) No.53259>>53262
>>53258
why do normies go to shitholes like thailand
oh wait never mind
▶ e79538 (751) No.53260>>53264
▶ e79538 (751) No.53262
>>53259
They have no shame, lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53263
>>53258
>Siam
are they after ladyboys?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53264>>53266 >>53267
>>53260
>>53260
All I see is squares with xs in them lad give me a plaintext porfavor.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53265>>53310
>>53261
sweaty tummies are nice I guess
▶ e79538 (751) No.53266>>53269 >>53272 >>53273 >>53274
>>53264
>tfw hit (100)
Ill just wait till the next thread now.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53267
>>53264
>All I see is squares with xs in them lad
Hmmm ok, plain text it is.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53268>>53270
>>53238
yeah same don't feel the energy atm
▶ e79538 (751) No.53269>>53271
>>53266
you've officially made it big
▶ e79538 (751) No.53270
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>>53268
>not being high energy
▶ e79538 (751) No.53271
▶ e79538 (751) No.53272>>53279
>>53266
Don't be bothered by it lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.53273>>53276 >>53278 >>53279 >>53280 >>53285
WIP headcanon tbh
Daftie: "slav haxter squating behind seven monitors or something t. daftie" also: ayylmao also blue wig also Dave from Manchester in his mum's basement
anprim: long curly hair, really nice legs, fencer, champaigne nationalist with loads of money
Vanlad: 2 frames, noble druid skinhead and manlet jumping off a high chair inside the druid robes
waifuposter: 400lb neet with skanky aunt and hoarder mother
pembs: genocidal BO and degenerate fag enabler
Imperiumposter: a hapa, elliot roger but uglier, works for Xi Jinping to indoctrinate innocent whites into yellow fever
22st: 22st gchq agent
Dorset: a cunt
Wessexdruid: dashingly hirsuit caveman in a suit by day, wookie in druid robes by night
>>53266
rationing yourself lad?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53274
>>53266
Can someone rename this
>Herts&wife
for my future keks please
▶ e79538 (751) No.53275>>53280 >>53284
>Inbetweeners is winning
Didn't expect it to win tbh
Will you lads put on the series of the films? I'd recommend a marathon of the first series at least tbh but it's up to you lads.
Still time for Winter War to win tho no VPN hopping, I've got my eye on you
▶ e79538 (751) No.53276>>53297
>tfw not sure what background to give the main character
not entirely important tbh but I might push the chapters I've written further into the book
>>53273
wew
▶ e79538 (751) No.53277
>>53261
i would like to kiss her stomach and then kneel down and slowly pull down her knickers then eat her pussy right there on my knees tbqh
after that id like to bend her over then fuck her rough and impregnate her and create a superior mixed race with hybrid vigour
▶ e79538 (751) No.53278>>53297
>>53273
>a hapa, elliot roger but uglier
This is both mean and untrue
▶ e79538 (751) No.53279>>53297
>>53272
Thanks lass its just alien to me. *changes IP*
>>53273
>that list
I cant even type fucking hell lad kek
▶ e79538 (751) No.53280>>53285 >>53297
>>53273
ouch
also not BO kek
>>53275
series > films tbh
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53281>>53282 >>53283
>no daughter to protect
fml
▶ e79538 (751) No.53282
>>53281
yeah… protect… heh..
▶ e79538 (751) No.53283>>53286
>>53281
iktf
I want to be a father but I have no wifu.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ e79538 (751) No.53284
>>53275
*pretends to be watching it with you but actually just remembers all the jokes*
Excellent choice lads.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53285>>53291 >>53297
>>53280
>series > films tbh
Absolutely, the films lost some of the magic tbh
>>53273
Lad who do you think is BO?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53286
>>53283
its nice to think about and idealise tbh
but the reality of being around children is fucking awful tbh for me anyway
▶ e79538 (751) No.53287>>53289 >>53292
>>53078
It's almost like they have to make decisions under the pressure of things that go beyond your specific autistic set of ideas 🤔
>>53079
If you're anti-Charles because he does monarch stuff then you are anti-monarchy. What ancient rights is he disrespecting? Bet you can't name them you thick cunt.
It's almost like i was joking about wanking to niggers you apple juice slurping humunculous. Go and pretend to be a moral lad without actually being one. You're a fucking hypocrite but you call me embarrassing? You can't even be a degenerate right you virgin.
Go suck mumsy womsies toesies lass 😭
▶ e79538 (751) No.53288>>53290 >>53294
What is The Battle of Algiers about?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53289
>>53287
*gathers metal for mech suit*
Not long now, lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53290>>53296
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53292>>53293 >>53296
>>53287
I don't think you joke about wanking to that stuff considering how much you post about it.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53293
>>53292
>hurrrr he was only pretending to be retarded.png
▶ e79538 (751) No.53294>>53295
>>53288
The Battle of Hastings tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53295>>53301
>>53294
HADRAADA GET OUT REEEEEEE
▶ e79538 (751) No.53296
>>53290
kek
>>53292
That's how jokes work lass
Besides, we need to protect white girls by letting the BBCs jizz in us smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53297>>53299 >>53302 >>53304 >>53317
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You don't sell too much whiskey to a GOD
>>53279
my list for OC tbh
>>53276
lad
>>53278
it was real in my mind
>>53280
>>53285
sorry lads should have lurked more smh
revised:
pembs: degenerate fag/enabler
herts: genocidal BO standing in from of Newbritschz as 6 million posters are turned to ash in bread ovens
bonus BumBumKing: A daftie with an arse fetish
▶ e79538 (751) No.53298>>53300
>When the bullies begin to bully eachother
▶ e79538 (751) No.53299>>53309
>>53297
>it was real in my mind
lad why are you so mean
▶ e79538 (751) No.53300
>>53298
Who you calling a bully, dweeb?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53301
>>53295
Fucking Norwegians smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53302
>>53297
Alright lad, sounds good
▶ e79538 (751) No.53304>>53309 >>53313 >>53317
>>53297
>pembs: degenerate fag/enabler
Isn't even backed up with actual facts, if you said pembs was a lazy neet it would've made sense. Lurking more is always appreciated lad, you'll get there.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53305>>53306 >>53307 >>53308
*Pulverizes coffee beans with a hammer
▶ e79538 (751) No.53306>>53308 >>53316
>>53305
Just buy a coffee machine fam
▶ e79538 (751) No.53307>>53316
▶ e79538 (751) No.53308>>53316
>>53305
>>53306
No a hammer is acceptable tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53309>>53310 >>53312 >>53317
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>>53299
Tha hapa stuck 25 centimetahs of ugleh chink photos up my ahss as Xi Jinping personahlly supahvised - t. Jewessex
>>53304
revised to "typical degenerate lazy neet" then
▶ e79538 (751) No.53310>>53314
>>53309
The implication here is that Xi Jinping would want me to spread a political doctrine that has an end goal of causing chinese men to go extinct.
>>53265
▶ e79538 (751) No.53312
>>53309
>dat burn
Vanlads aloe vera service.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53313>>53318 >>53320 >>53324
>>53304
>pembs: degenerate fag/enabler
>isn't even backed up with actual facts
I've a screencap that says otherwise…
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>>53310
Hwhites will go extinct way before he runs out of zerglets, population and breeding difference smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53315
>>53311
>tough enuss
Whatdyacallme
▶ e79538 (751) No.53316>>53321
>>53306
I have various coffee machine tbh, including a espresso machine on my desk but I don’t have a coffee grinder.
>>53307
It's one of very few vices I have tbh.
>>53308
I used a brass craft hammer, worked well.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53318>>53323 >>53324 >>53326 >>53327
>>53313
>It's a (1) episode
*permanently bans you before you can post it*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53320
>>53313
Post it or fuck off tbh
>(1)
▶ e79538 (751) No.53321>>53329
>>53316
>brass craft hammer
[toolposting intensifies]
▶ e79538 (751) No.53322>>53328
>>53319
please stop posting ratgirl unspoilered
▶ e79538 (751) No.53323
>>53318
Good lass. Ban all (1)s.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53324
>>53313
I have a screencap that says you're a bully!
>>53318
thanks lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.53325
>>53319
I wouldn't have a problem with you if you at least posted somewhat attractive women
▶ e79538 (751) No.53326>>53332 >>53342
>>53318
>checks log
liar
for the future lads: just ignore the >(1)s and don't reply to them.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53327>>53330
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY
>>53317
Might add "violently autistic" just for a bit of differentiation
>>53318
NotGCHQ: Owner of 6 million VPNs, master ruseman, possibly a spy
▶ e79538 (751) No.53328
>>53322
This.
Jennay a shit.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53329>>53334
▶ e79538 (751) No.53330>>53333
>>53327
But Bemps isn't autistic
▶ e79538 (751) No.53331>>53333 >>53335 >>53337
>Hey Anon lets make America great again!
wat do
▶ e79538 (751) No.53332
>>53326
I'm banning inflammatory (1) at this point tbh, but it helps if people ignore it
▶ e79538 (751) No.53333>>53338 >>53339 >>53352
>>53330
idk what else to put for him tbh, apart from fag enabler/ERPs/LARPs as a tranny/woman
>>53331
>Let me tell you about the jews
▶ e79538 (751) No.53334>>53343
>>53329
Ta lad its my Axefu. Pic related is the day-to-day workhorse.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53335
>>53331
>those leggings
Murder suicide
▶ e79538 (751) No.53337
>>53331
*makes america great again*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53338>>53345 >>53352 >>53354 >>53391
>>53333
>fag enabler/ERPs/LARPs as a tranny/woman
no no no lad it's all wrong, that's not how you get a good caricature because it doesn't signify him. Every second user here is that by now. You have to look at his pre-/newbrit/ lore for a great caricature. He has a great one.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53339
>>53333
tell you about the jews get
webm addition
▶ e79538 (751) No.53340
>>53336
BY JOVE HES ONTO SOMETHING
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53342>>53347
>>53326
It's one of those invisible bans. I would never lie
▶ e79538 (751) No.53343>>53345
>>53334
>tfw no day-to-day workhorse Axe.
>tfw no need for an Axe.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53345>>53346 >>53350
>>53338
I have pembs down in the notebook as possibly TTPW, but unrelated to herts recent OC, from last year for some reason it would appear. Oh well I practically have alzheimers these days.
>>53343
>not inventing a product that requires an axe to install and then selling it
Come on lad live your dreams.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53346>>53356
>>53345
I have invented a few products in my time but never large complicated things smh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53347
>>53342
It's fine lad, Herts already finished what you started :^)
▶ e79538 (751) No.53348>>53353
▶ e79538 (751) No.53349>>53355 >>53391
>watching some telly with the family for the first time in forever
>Doctor Who comes on
>"cor blimey Docta, Victorian London is a lot blacker than they show in the films"
>"history is a white wash"
I'm going for a walk.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53350>>53356
>>53345
>I have pembs down in the notebook as possibly TTPW
▶ e79538 (751) No.53351>>53353 >>53358
fucking hell lutes are expensive
▶ e79538 (751) No.53352>>53391
>>53333
I… I…
>>53338
thanks lass smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53353
>>53348
>>53351
this was quite the adventure lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.53354>>53359 >>53360 >>53366
>>53338
>pre-/newbrit/ lore
Somebody needs to write or draw the complete history of the posters here tbh, it'd be an epic saga
>pic related: /newbrit/ longships sail towards /brit/ in one of many raids
▶ e79538 (751) No.53355>>53357
>>53349
pls be joking
is that what was in it for real
pls be joking reeeeeeeeeee
▶ e79538 (751) No.53356>>53361 >>53363
>>53350
Its written below 13/3/16 but i dont know why.
>>53346
doesnt need to be large or complicated to require an axe, lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53357
>>53355
That is more or less word for word what was said.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53358
>>53351
Yeah, considered one myself a few years back. Decided against it owing to cost.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53359>>53364
>>53354
but we never raided them
▶ e79538 (751) No.53360>>53364 >>53365
>>53354
>Somebody needs to write or draw the complete history of the posters here tbh, it'd be an epic saga
I hope I can one day, I have great ideas
>>pic related: /newbrit/ longships sail towards /brit/ in one of many raids
lad shhhhhh that's my next OC
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>>53361
*wipes crumbs and marmite from parts of the book*
H-hehe y-yeah, mines legible too.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53363>>53367
>>53356
that's weird because we were on /pol/ then and there were no flags
▶ e79538 (751) No.53364>>53368 >>53391
>>53359
No, that's true. But any official history will purge any elements of the story that I deem damaging to our image
Who /Stalinist/ here?
>>53360
tbh I might do a written story or something to help you draw it.
>lad shhhhhh that's my next OC
Carry on then make me captain tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53366
>>53354
that would be pretty sick tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53367>>53371
>>53363
>pembs wasnt referred to as a poster on /pol/
*scratches head* why did I write it below a date then…
▶ e79538 (751) No.53368>>53372
>>53364
>make me captain
sorry lad but that will be 22st and if you look at the cartoon it's based upon you'd be only offended.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53369>>53391
draw scully giving me a blowjob under the shade of a tree by a lake with a waterfall on a nice sunny day with lots of flowers
▶ e79538 (751) No.53370
>tfw no gf to make me a mug of horlicks and then cuddle in bed with
▶ e79538 (751) No.53371>>53375 >>53387
>>53367
it must be the mandela effect lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.53372>>53379
>>53368
>more offensive OC
It better be good tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53373>>53377 >>53382
Mummy is making big sausages tonight. I knew this picture would come in handy.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53374
>>53365
fitting reply image
▶ e79538 (751) No.53375>>53376 >>53383
>>53371
Or I drunk/drink too much lax.
>tfw need a notebook to get through life
Ill be in a home by 35, just watch.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53376>>53380
>>53375
in my home
*licks lips*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53377>>53398
Film in 4 minutes, lasses and lads
>>53373
>it's black too
▶ e79538 (751) No.53378>>53381
>film night about to start
>suddenly the poal is tied
▶ e79538 (751) No.53379>>53384
>>53372
No it's not offensive.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53380
>>53376
If your home provides dementia care, maybe lad.
*looks for keys repeatedly even though they are in my pocket*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53381>>53384
>>53378
It's Inbetweeners. It was leading for a long time.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53382>>53398
>>53373
Is Saturday handjob day?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53383>>53386
>>53375
surprised you're not pulling my leg tbqh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53384>>53388
>>53379
Alright then, I look forward to your OC anyway tbh
>>53381
Fair enough lad. You watching Series 1?
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53386
>>53383
>pulling you leg
lax believe me I wish I was.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53387>>53389 >>53392 >>53402
>>53371
>another glitch in the ziomatrix
>still haven't realized everyone here has been replaced with sophisticated A.I.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53388>>53393
>>53384
Oh. We're watching series? I thought it was a film…
Is this going to be a mess again?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53389
>>53387
I'm not a machine.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ e79538 (751) No.53390>>53397
>ywn close in behind her as shes washing up and kiss her neck
▶ e79538 (751) No.53391>>53394 >>53395
>>53338
>>53352
smh I have no clue about pre-/newbrit/, TTPW theory is topkek though. Only based my canon on 22st's OC of the lasses tbh
>>53364
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>53349
Doctor Who hasn't been good since maybe the first guy in the reboot, the skinhead in the leather jacket.
>>53369
waifuposter: 400lb neet with skanky aunt and hoarder mother
does nothing but complain
fetishizes Scully even she's like 60+ now
▶ e79538 (751) No.53392
>>53387
*throws phone just before it explodes*
Not this time
▶ e79538 (751) No.53393
>>53388
Series >>>>>>> films
Honestly put on Series 1 and if people want you can put on 2. One series is about 2 and half hours I think.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53394>>53396
>>53391
>fetishizes Scully even she's like 60+ now
>he doesnt understand how waifus work
▶ e79538 (751) No.53395
>>53391
Doctor Who hasn't been good since the black and white era, lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53396
>>53394
Post the waifu-law pic lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53397>>53406
▶ e79538 (751) No.53398>>53400
>>53377
It might look black b-but I'm not interested in the colour lad.
>>53382
There's nothing sexual about big sausages.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53399>>53401
Someone pls link to the CyTube.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53400
>>53398
>It might look black b-but I'm not interested in the colour lad.
I know :^)
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53404>>53407 >>53419
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53408>>53409 >>53410 >>53412 >>53417
*everyone watches films in bongbongotube and the thread dies and is full of nothing but imperium and waifu shitty posts*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53409
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>53408
Its an Acid Techno thread now.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53410
>>53408
My internet's shit tonight and I can't buffer it so I'll be here at least.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53411>>53413
>Fb ad reached 2000 people so far
$$$
▶ e79538 (751) No.53412>>53415
>>53408
who /disgustinghypocrite/ here?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53413>>53415
▶ e79538 (751) No.53415
>>53412
Depends what subject lax.
>>53413
ta lass, its still got 2 days to run and hopefully Ill have some bloody work.
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53417
>>53408
Nothing wrong with that tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53418>>53421
>>53414
bet shes ugly without makeup
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53421
>>53418
no tbh leave here alone aaahhhhhhhhhhh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53422>>53423
whoever has faps first gets banned tbh :^)
▶ e79538 (751) No.53423>>53424
>>53422
*doesnt fap because irl pussy-magnet*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53424>>53429
▶ e79538 (751) No.53426
Maggots burst out of a woman's leg in a scene just like that in sci-fi film 'Alien' after being bitten by a fly while backpacking across South America
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4454666/Woman-larvae-burst-skin.html
▶ e79538 (751) No.53429
>>53424
Its not nice to lie like that lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53433>>53435
>go to sleep early last night
>am tired now
Reeee what a shit saturday
▶ e79538 (751) No.53435>>53437
>>53433
every saturdays a shit saturday
▶ e79538 (751) No.53436>>53438 >>53439 >>53440 >>53444 >>53445 >>53446
Night lads
*shouts so cytube hears*
NIGHT CYTUBE LADS
▶ e79538 (751) No.53437
>>53435
Not every saturday lad.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53438
>>53436
*gets startled*
night lad
▶ e79538 (751) No.53439
>>53436
*Hears you*
Night lad.
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53442>>53443
She hasn't replied… she's online on Skype probably chatting to a special friend….I jus t want a y/n tbh….if she answers negatively I'll have to hide or remove her from my contacts for my own sanity tbh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53443>>53447
>>53442
What will she be responding y/n to?
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53446>>53449 >>53456
▶ e79538 (751) No.53447>>53448
>>53443
Not actually asking for much, just don't want to be friend zoned anymore. I also suspect she is a scammer last/lass if she's a scam, I will ruin her tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53448>>53451
>>53447
Ah, lad, gl tbh. If she's a scammer go ahead and post her pics here and her IP address.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53449
▶ e79538 (751) No.53450>>53453 >>53455 >>53475
Thanks for banning me for pointing out how shit your gay little film is you cunts
▶ e79538 (751) No.53451
>>53448
Thanks lad/lass, I might make a video. With her usernames as the tags. Links to her 6 dating accounts. My 40 or so pics of her, the two I have of her siblings. My description of her as disingenous, 'forgetful' and prone to white lies. I'd prefer her to be real and for me mind.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53452>>53455
▶ e79538 (751) No.53453>>53457
>>53450
But it's not a film lad, it's a series.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53454
▶ e79538 (751) No.53455>>53457
>>53450
>>53452
Maybe if you hadn't been such a bully and actually interacted with us you wouldn't have been banned smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53456
>>53446
>check phone before bed
>daftie slays me
Wew harsh tbh. *cries myself to sleep*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53457>>53465
>>53455
>>53453
The only appropriate noun for shit is shit
seriously thanks I have work to do smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53458>>53459 >>53461
youre all a bunch of children tbh
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53461>>53462
>>53458
It's well-known that 25% to 50% of the posters here are underage. You're partially correct.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53462>>53468
>>53461
and 90% of us are under 5'10 smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53463
I want to fucking cum inside her
▶ e79538 (751) No.53464>>53467 >>53472
this is the longest consumption of a tangerine ever
▶ e79538 (751) No.53465>>53469 >>53470
>>53457
bit paranoid lately sorry smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53466
I bet she's just going ignore the question. I'l just Skype call her into a decision tomorrow if this persists.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53467
>>53464
put it in the guinness world records
▶ e79538 (751) No.53468>>53471
>>53462
>tfw monstercock and 6'2
▶ e79538 (751) No.53469
>>53465
You have reason to be with the secret anon bullies who keep attacking us smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53470>>53518
▶ e79538 (751) No.53471
>>53468
Are you a black lass?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53473>>53474
▶ e79538 (751) No.53474>>53476
>>53473
Thank you.
did you like my bumbum drawing?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53475
>>53450
didn't know it was you ahhhhh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53476
>>53474
It was good tbh, I liked my horns in it
>tfw they will never be sharp enough to attract a hornless lass
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ e79538 (751) No.53477
reeeee I have to work lambs i will see you soon smh >tfw not a true neet
▶ e79538 (751) No.53478>>53479
▶ e79538 (751) No.53479>>53480
>>53478
night lad. post more drawings soon
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53481>>53482 >>53484 >>53488
Hail, I am an emissary from /brit/.
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▶ e79538 (751) No.53483>>53486 >>53490 >>53491
>monstercocks
hi lads I guess
▶ e79538 (751) No.53484
>>53481
hullo lad we're all in the livingroom watching normie movies atm.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53488>>53492
>>53481
>>53487
STOP SEALPOSTING
▶ e79538 (751) No.53490>>53495
>>53483
Hey, lad. Where have you been?
▶ e79538 (751) No.53491
>>53483
That was monarchs work
▶ e79538 (751) No.53492>>53499
>>53488
Lad, you haven't made /brit/ any OC. Pay the danegeld.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53493
goodnight scully i love you
▶ e79538 (751) No.53494>>53496
>It's a /brit/ chatting shit about here episode
I guess they've run out of serious politics to talk about again smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53495
>>53486
go to bed
>>53490
Too busy bullying people at work to bully people online
▶ e79538 (751) No.53496>>53497
>>53494
>not said one negative thing
>your brain sees negativity anyway
Looks like someone is projecting, perhaps subconsciously you acknowledge our superiority?
*Turns my back on you*
▶ e79538 (751) No.53497>>53498
>>53496
>Lad their board is pure cancer
wew
▶ e79538 (751) No.53499
>>53492
I guess I 'll draw SA as a trap next smh
▶ e79538 (751) No.53500
REMINDER THAT TRANS ACCEPTANCE IS ONE STEP AWAY FROM NONCE ACCEPTANCE
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)▶ e79538 (751) No.53501>>53502
>/brit/ spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) arrive just as I leave
▶ e79538 (751) No.53502
>>53501
really fires those neurons
▶ e79538 (751) No.53507>>53509
▶ e79538 (751) No.53508
>>53506
Dunno tbh. Might make a new thread here for a giggle tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53509>>53514
>>53507
'Because there's still good in this world, Mr. Frodo'
▶ e79538 (751) No.53510>>53516
>>53506
Dunno tbh. Might make a new thread here for a giggle tbh.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53511>>53516
>>53506
Tbh we should just create a single board with neutral mods and two distinct generals.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53516>>53517
>>53510
>>53511
You are good lads. But we can't find peace until the fascist mods are no more. Like 6a4306.
▶ e79538 (751) No.53517>>53519
>>53516
there will be no peace until you all denounce your tranny accepting ways and return to the true light of the Lord
▶ e79538 (751) No.53519