64aadc No.50558
old links, nothing new
NUTTALL: UKIP AGAIN ARE AHEAD OF THE CURVE
http://www.westmonster.com/nuttall-ukip-again-are-ahead-of-the-curve/
Trump seeks tax windfall for business
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39721344
>The Trump administration has proposed slashing the rate of corporation tax with the aim of spurring economic growth, the Treasury Secretary said.
Trump backs down on border wall funding
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39708768
>Donald Trump has indicated he will scrap plans to find cash for his border wall in this week's spending bill.
California beauty queen, 27, jailed for child porn
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39713202
>A former US beauty queen has admitted possessing child pornography and lewd acts with a child.
David Cameron: Brexit vote ended a 'poisoning' of UK politics
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/26/david-cameron-brexit-vote-ended-poisoning-uk-politics
>Former PM says he regrets referendum cut short his leadership but says snap election will help Theresa May settle EU divorce
64aadc No.50560
64aadc No.50562
>>50560
You're useless, low born wench
64aadc No.50563
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64aadc No.50565
>>50560
reeee I got trips for marmite and you ignored them *cries alone*
>>50556
sounds like you are stringing us along geddit
64aadc No.50567
>>50461
albinos are top tier tbh
>>50474
Do it lad we'll buy and sell your guns to the Right Wing Druid Squads
>>50480
waiting for news abt guilford tbh
I could just go to the Prince's Trust thing instead though, might be worth it, probably not
>>50537
[Fuckerturd handrubbing intensifies]
>>50543
should tbh, moustache size directly correlates to empirical power - t. daily mail
>>50544
>>50548
Jewish tricks, also interconnected data harvesting operations including official government sources like NHS records and DVLA paperwork
64aadc No.50568
>>50565
Dont worry marmite at least I love you.
64aadc No.50570
>>50568
*cheats on marmite with bovril*
64aadc No.50571
>>50570
>bovril
Lad that's so disgusting
64aadc No.50572
>>50569
Thanks, lad. I was trying to find that one
64aadc No.50573
anyone remember this
i remember reading it at school
64aadc No.50574
64aadc No.50575
>>50570
thanks for this pepe
ive forgotten about it for a long time
64aadc No.50576
>>50571
>not liking liquefied bones, marrow, cartilaginous tissue and miscellaneous animal parts
what are u a casul
64aadc No.50577
>>50573
I do lad, my Mummy read it to me as a chillen.
64aadc No.50578
>>50565
sorry lad. never had marmite tbh.
64aadc No.50579
>>50567
>guildford
Still no fucking response lad, Im hitting them up on fb and emails as a last resort smh. Only Cobham and Chichester are confirmed, both too far for you. Im in contact with some show sites (dont say anything here lad) in your area, dorset and wiltshire, there will almost certainly be show sites to fit in the next 2 months that arent far from you.
>jewish tricks
that figures tbh.
64aadc No.50580
>>50578
>never had marmite
64aadc No.50581
64aadc No.50582
>>50580
Most people outside UK don't have it in their everyday life.
Tell me how you feel about it, maybe you'll persuade me into buying it once.
64aadc No.50584
>>50582
you either love it or youhate it xddd
64aadc No.50585
>>50573
It looks like some cover of an album that I would listen to.
64aadc No.50586
64aadc No.50587
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>50575
I need more pepes smh, had to find that on jewgle imagesearch
>>50579
Nice work lad, I'll go around to the DIY stores and that but they'll probably boot me out for being a smelly independent trader
Still need to get mobile smh, see previous thread for update on mr. dickbreath.
>>50582
It's like the UK version of Vegemite
64aadc No.50588
>>50582
I live on marmite, no exaggeration. I eat a loaf of fresh bread every day with just marmite. Its kept me alive for nearly 30 years, I dont eat anything else. Have you tried Twiglets, lass? They are marmite flavoured crisps chips.
64aadc No.50589
>>50588
No never heard of that
64aadc No.50590
64aadc No.50591
>>50587
Good man, anything is worth a try. get them to look me up of fb
I did 200 leaflets today, website traffic jumped 40% to 170 clicks. Ill get you leaflets ASAP?
64aadc No.50592
>>50590
I know that already lad.
>>50589
pic related, missed it off the post.
64aadc No.50593
>>50588
I love Twiglets, lad.
64aadc No.50594
did a moomin show used to show on cartoon network?
64aadc No.50595
>>50594
Yes at 6am I think. Or it was fox kids or some shit
64aadc No.50596
shit
becomes shite with me
magic magic e
magic magic e
64aadc No.50597
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>50591
FB under the product name?
smh embarrassed to go on FB after I went full 1488 in full view of the reenacting group
If it's cheaper to print in bulk, could have them for the land viewing next month, otherwise could send a pdf to my email - will send via text if best option
64aadc No.50598
64aadc No.50599
>>50594
mummy bought VHS for me tbh
64aadc No.50600
>>50596
*eyes widen*
MAGIC, MAGIC E
64aadc No.50601
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BIRD IS LOOSE AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHH
64aadc No.50602
>>50601
put your mum back in her cage
64aadc No.50603
>>50601
Has it started bullying you yet, lad?
64aadc No.50604
64aadc No.50605
>>50589
smh uncultured germanics
>‘Who would leave Asia, or Africa, or Italia for Germania, with its wild country, its
inclement skies, its sullen manners and aspect, unless indeed it were his home?’
(Tacitus, Germania 2).
64aadc No.50606
>>50603
It has besieged me twice smh
64aadc No.50607
>>50601
squack at it really loudly so it knows you're its superior
64aadc No.50608
>>50597
Yes lad. Youll see my other business there too.
>embarrassed
Thats fair, just hand the name out if necessary
>print in bulk
Aye Im looking at 2000-5000 leaflets, Ill let you know when I order them.
>send you a pdf
I will once Ive done it fam, kek, Im using old literature for now.
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>>50611
you were meant to rhyme with it lad - crop-dusting, hip-thrusting, non-rusting etcetera
64aadc No.50613
>brother changed his plans and is staying in town to celebrate
64aadc No.50614
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64aadc No.50615
>>50613
Prepare for the plans to change after the pubs shut, lad.
64aadc No.50616
>>50608
If i have to I'll just make another account tbh
Can't let anyone see I care about my race and nation smh
I meant pdf to print out up here, but if you're buying in bulk I can save my shekels
64aadc No.50617
>>50612
I want to bust a nut in her with my hip thrusting
64aadc No.50618
>>50606
It knows it vexes you and will henceforth derive great pleasure in beaking you up at any opportunity, lad.
64aadc No.50619
>>50617
Thats called 'lusting'
64aadc No.50620
64aadc No.50621
>>50614
I bet if I pushed her she'd stay on her back like a turtle
>>50615
fuuuuuuuu
hopefully he'll drink at his friends place or something
64aadc No.50622
>>50621
>I bet if I pushed her she'd stay on her back like a turtle
That would be really mean lad
64aadc No.50624
>>50619
*accidentally cums while she rubs my leg*
64aadc No.50625
>>50621
More like a bug. When you push them over they can't get up and die.
64aadc No.50626
>>50622
what if I helped her back up and called it banter?
64aadc No.50627
64aadc No.50628
>>50621
1am, at his mates yard
*your bro chatting up a whaleshark*
>no honestly he wont mind
>its only my brother at home
>lets get a taxi
at pembs gaff, 1.30am
>theres only 4 of us pembs we wont be noisy we promise
2 hours later
*ambulance arrives*
>she only drank a whole bottle of vodka I dont know why shes in a coma
vanlad projects his worst ever night, the post
64aadc No.50629
>>50626
She'd be forever in your debt and you'd have to marry her.
64aadc No.50630
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64aadc No.50632
>>50631
>not getting off as many times as possible while you have the chance
I have the fast-reload perk tbh.
64aadc No.50633
>>50632
why would you do that though? sounds painful
64aadc No.50635
>tfw no pettibone gf to exercise free speech with
64aadc No.50636
>>50633
>sounds painful
Not if you have the fast-reload perk, lad. Everytime is as good as the first time. except the 10th when you bleed and cry
64aadc No.50637
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64aadc No.50640
>>50638
I can tell youve not had a missus with a higher sex drive than you, lad.
>tfw half a beer and you can do them in the pooper
It has its benefits though.
64aadc No.50641
>>50628
oh god please no
it probably won't be that far off smh, it's for his 18th too
>>50629
a-ah…. I can't do that
64aadc No.50642
>>50634
>that pic
Im as qualified as Bill Nye.
64aadc No.50643
>>50640
I'm a virgin
>anal
even more disgusting
64aadc No.50644
>>50637
Just a pair of pro white twins.
64aadc No.50645
>>50640
IGNORE SODOMITE ORDERS
64aadc No.50646
>>50644
oh her
Id do her good I would
64aadc No.50647
>>50641
That was my friends 17th and they bought girls back. Smh lad goodluck.
>>50645
Its not an order its an anecdote.
>>50643
>virgin
Lad.
64aadc No.50648
>>50641
>a-ah…. I can't do that
You pushed her over. She's yours now, whether you want her or not
64aadc No.50649
>>50647
>Lad.
And what? smh at you
64aadc No.50651
64aadc No.50652
>>50649
I was being sympathetic, I could have said
LAD
& pic related
64aadc No.50653
>>50650
>its a Rare Earth Pill converges with the NeetVarg Pill episode
Sweet
64aadc No.50654
>>50652
I don't want sympathy for being moral
64aadc No.50655
>>50654
Wrong choice of words then, apologies, I was being empathetic to your moral standpoint.
64aadc No.50656
64aadc No.50657
>>50647
>this actually happened
jesus
>>50648
fine I'll keep her…
>>50650
cheers la
64aadc No.50658
>>50656
I grimace as I say "lad" in solidarity. Im just fucking with you tbh, are you waiting for marriage?
64aadc No.50659
>>50658
lads don't get killed if they can't prove their virginity on the wedding night smh
64aadc No.50660
>>50657
>happened
Yep. Also that night (morning technically) I threw up in my porch and slipped on it, knocking myself out for 3 hours partially outside in the snow and woke up to my neigbour calling an ambulance whilst gently slapping my belly. Dont do drugs, kids.
64aadc No.50661
>>50658
>are you waiting for marriage?
whatever happens happens tbh
If that is the case(marriage) then I will want it very soon tbh, despite my circumstances
64aadc No.50662
>>50659
Are your really a virgin, lass?
64aadc No.50663
64aadc No.50665
>>50659
>but lasses do
The german-muslim environment is wearing off on you, lass.
64aadc No.50666
>>50665
no I was quoting the bible
64aadc No.50667
>>50661
Fair enough, thats a good stance to have. Im a hypocritical womaniser so dont ever listen to me.
64aadc No.50668
>>50666
Of course you were Debil tribs
64aadc No.50670
>>50665
>>50666
smh gotta be P U R E, satan
64aadc No.50671
>>50664
>animated poorly
>accent is atrocious
>the jokes aren't even funny
64aadc No.50672
>>50666
>devil trips
Aye, my mistake.
64aadc No.50673
>>50664
criminally unfunny
64aadc No.50674
Hi lads
Found this on the Beeb btw
Wives wanted in the Faroe Islands
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39703486
>There's a shortage of women in the Faroe Islands. So local men are increasingly seeking wives from further afield - Thailand and the Philippines in particular.
Nowhere is safe
64aadc No.50675
>>50667
ye tbh, when I sort myself out, I'll try and marry as soon as I can, maybe in 1-3 years, we can't afford to leave things too late while pakis outbreed us and so on
64aadc No.50676
64aadc No.50677
>>50674
>wives
>Thailand and the Philippines
64aadc No.50678
>>50674
I swear I heard this story ages ago, they must be pushing it again as a blackpill
64aadc No.50679
>>50674
What i don't get is why they don't just go to mainland Scot- Oh right yeah smh
64aadc No.50680
>raining
>door seal is leaking a drop every 1 or 2 minutes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS WATER TORTURE
64aadc No.50681
>>50679
i knew a qt scottish ginger girl aaaaahhhhhhhhhh ladsss
64aadc No.50683
>fan
>fanatic
never realised before smh
64aadc No.50685
64aadc No.50686
>>50681
Is it the one Alberto went out with?
64aadc No.50687
64aadc No.50688
>>50686
alberto lives in london
64aadc No.50689
>>50683
>Ultra
>Ultra-fan
>ultra-fanatical
Its fun to do this tbh.
64aadc No.50690
>>50676
>>50674
Old news tbf they probably have all of the chinks they want now
>>50680
quick seal all cracks with duct tape and smoke a lot of rollies to calm down :^)
64aadc No.50691
>>50687
It's probably just lazy journalism tbh
64aadc No.50692
>>50592
I have an addiction to Twiglets. I hate how they taste but if you give me a bowl of them I'll finish them, no questions asked.
64aadc No.50693
>>50690
>gas myself
Ill shake the battery around while Im at it, and light the gas burners
64aadc No.50694
>>50567
tbh it's a very posh gun maker so we'd have to save up too afford just one gun tbh.
64aadc No.50695
only 2085 kids will get this
64aadc No.50696
>>50692
>no questions asked
Thats how crisps are meant to be eaten
>mmm nice crisps, what typ-
WHACK
NO QUESTIONS ASKED
64aadc No.50697
64aadc No.50698
>>50696
No lad, I genuinely do not like twiglets. But I can't stop eating them.
64aadc No.50699
>>50695
>an excuse to B.O.N.D post
*toots imaginary horn*
64aadc No.50701
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64aadc No.50702
>>50698
Thats fucking odd lad. Once you pop you cant stop..
>once you twiglet you cant cease it
64aadc No.50704
>>50702
It's like tiny big black dicks smh now I know why lasses love them so
64aadc No.50705
64aadc No.50706
>>50693
after the collapse we can also sell mobile gas chambers for quick removal
>>50694
trying to find the pic of the nogs with a blunderbuss mounted to a cart as "artillery" from Tintin in the Congo smh
>>50702
>/newbrit/: marmite addicts anonymous
64aadc No.50707
>>50704
>tiny black dicks
*throws twiglets away*
64aadc No.50708
Wew lads I'm making posts and forgetting I even made them think I'm going mad unironically smh
Also NETTO!
64aadc No.50710
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64aadc No.50711
>>50707
I wood suck them all night smh
>>50709
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
also do you shop at NETTO! lass?
64aadc No.50713
>>50705
>dolphin sex
You're only blackpilling me even more lad
64aadc No.50715
>>50705
Eye sore that documentary smh, she lived in a house that was flooded to study them and fucked one smh
64aadc No.50716
>>50706
Damn bedbugs tbh,
>ALBION MOBILE PEST EXTERMINATION
>Removing infestations from Britain
64aadc No.50717
>>50714
And you're all fucking ugly
64aadc No.50719
>>50711
Nettos died here somehow I hardly see them. I don't have anything to complain about though.
64aadc No.50720
>>50714
I support these based lasses
64aadc No.50721
>>50719
smh, they died over hear because people were mocked as bums for going there smh
64aadc No.50722
>>50712
RWDS
>>50713
That wasnt the intention tbh.
64aadc No.50723
>>50712
>tfw shit hits the fan you burn down the druid camp and kill all of them with your shotgun while running them over in a range rover
64aadc No.50724
Yellow fever sounds so disgusting too. I don't get why people find yellow brown nipped monkeys attractive
64aadc No.50725
>>>/brit/279964
It's OK lad, you can post here. We won't bully you, promise.
64aadc No.50726
>>50723
>implying you wont fall into our druid punji sticks and become surrounded by dishevelled looking men with air rifles and crossbows.
64aadc No.50727
My poos are so hard it's starting to feel sexy
64aadc No.50728
64aadc No.50729
64aadc No.50730
Who /randomlystoppedwatchingporn/ here? Don't know how I did it tbh smdh
64aadc No.50731
>>50726
*shoots you from 700 yards with lee enfield*
64aadc No.50732
>>50723
>implying we won't have fortified every inch of our .2 acres, have built mad max battlevan chariots with alcohol-distilled piss gunpowder, be deadly shots from practicing with airguns and with rifles on our own 70m shooting range and have several hundred deprogrammed normies to die for us in the process of your destruction
give it up lad the druids always win in the end
64aadc No.50733
>>50725
It's ok when the mods do it. They have to protect the userbase from those vile pedophiles on /newbrit/. Only the mods know what's good, that's why they have to look out for danger on foreign ground. God save the mods.
64aadc No.50734
>>50731
*senses your presence and dodges the bullet with his nofap powers*
64aadc No.50735
>>50732
>.2 acres
always laff when I think about it
64aadc No.50736
>>50730
Me. On November 29th actually I stopped earlier but I still tossed up until then.
64aadc No.50737
>>50728
>>50729
I shouldn't have bullied him smh
>>50733
Mods are great, but you know who's really cool? Lean in and I'll whisper it in your ear. BOs
64aadc No.50738
>>50723
>getting past the landmines and lead-weighted darts
Good luck, you will need it
>>50732
Dont forget the swivel-cannons on the shed roof lad.
64aadc No.50739
>>50735
Me too.
>we will own land
64aadc No.50740
>>50737
you made him shy lad ;(
64aadc No.50742
>>50737
Yeah. Don't scare him away, lad. smh
64aadc No.50743
>tfw I kill you all before you figure out how to even load your gun
64aadc No.50744
>>50741
I'm feeling slightly bad for the ape child
64aadc No.50745
>>50735
smh lad we'll be laughing if the collapse happens in the next year or so, if it doesn't then we'll have enough money to go for a proper smallholding and if it does we'll just annex the entire county tbh
>>50738
fun fact in the early days of european trading in indonesia the tribes all bought and made swivel guns and the way to determine who was the best clan and best chief was whoever had the most and biggest swivel guns mounted outside their huts
64aadc No.50746
64aadc No.50747
>>50743
>tfw dorset has an attitude but hasnt used his penis
Compensating lad?
64aadc No.50748
>>50741
fuck shes got a black kid
>tfw black guys stealing all our womyn with their superior bbc
FUCK
>tfw cant compete
>tfw this ARYAN GODDESS will never want my little white dick
64aadc No.50749
>>50736
How come you remember the specific date? My uses ended after I broke my lent nofap. Must have weened me off it and the subsequent use just didn't feel the same smh
64aadc No.50751
>>50748
this is what porn does to you smh
64aadc No.50752
>>50741
You know what needs to be done
Hopefully I can save one of the girls at my school from this but idk
64aadc No.50753
>>50745
>£9k
>for all of you lads together
>enough money
wew lad
>>50747
why are you thinking about my willy?
64aadc No.50754
>>50748
The Big Black Cock memi needs to die. There is only one true BBC.
64aadc No.50755
>>50748
>superior BBC
Big Bore Cannons?
64aadc No.50756
>>50748
doesn't really matter who they steal. It creates more black children smh
>>50752
Save her from the BBC or Breivik?
64aadc No.50757
>>50752
Hahaha I love the fear on their faces lmao
64aadc No.50758
>>50749
Because it wasn't that far away and I know I started with just doing a harmless /nofap/ month in December. Now I can't stop help
64aadc No.50759
64aadc No.50760
>>50753
No yes for fuck sake you ruined it reeeeeeee you are the teflon-anon
64aadc No.50761
>>50753
I've lived off worse
64aadc No.50762
>>50758
>Asking me to help you masturbate
l-lass!
u r a good lamb
64aadc No.50763
>>50752
>all those scribbles on the stone in English and only one in Russian
Russian confirmed for lingua franca in the future multicultural globalist world
64aadc No.50764
>>50758
lad stop watching porn
64aadc No.50765
>>50758
I bet you have a terrible roastie now from all that wanking
smh
64aadc No.50766
>>50753
> £9k
> 'enough'
Starting from nothing, yes its plenty lad. What do you own?
64aadc No.50767
>now have £3.03 in my steam wallet
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
64aadc No.50768
>>50764
that's what our conversation is about
>>50765
I'm a guy fucking rude
64aadc No.50769
>>50758
Jesus, lass. what porn
64aadc No.50770
WHAT DOES LASS WANK IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we must know
64aadc No.50771
>>50767
>3.03
Almost enough for a whole pint lad. Smh you might as well be pan-handling
64aadc No.50772
>>50758
>can't stop nofap
Well this is new
idk much about female sexuality tbh but I think this is good
>>50763
Never noticed that tbh
Makes sense, Russia is so multicultural already.
64aadc No.50773
>>50765
If she's got a roastie stick to the gravy I always say
64aadc No.50775
>>50758
have you tried installing an internet blocker and self-moderating? I use k9 and it works pretty well
64aadc No.50776
>>50766
3grand tbh
might just sell a load of shit and try and get some bennies
64aadc No.50777
>>50770
We already know. Enema BDSM if I recall
64aadc No.50778
>all these lambs thinking dafty masturbates
she was saying she can't stop nofap smh
64aadc No.50779
>>50769
Do you listen to what I said? I'm talking about how I didn't watch porn since that day and I can't stop not watching. Double negative.
64aadc No.50780
>>50776
You are such a fucking wind-up merchant fucking hell. buy gold and claim you spent your savings on scratchcards
64aadc No.50781
64aadc No.50782
>>50777
she gave me a winky face when I mentioned BDSM once ngl tbh
64aadc No.50783
>>50780
>buy gold
nice memi
64aadc No.50784
>>50779
I just read what I wanted to read
64aadc No.50785
>>50775
see >>50778
how did BumBum get it and all of you not
64aadc No.50786
>>50784
WHAT DID LASS WANK IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
64aadc No.50787
>>50785
I did but it's a fun memi
64aadc No.50788
>>50783
Or shotguns or classic cars or stamps
OR LAND
>glowing skull options.png
64aadc No.50789
==AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T JUDGE US LASS=
64aadc No.50790
>>50771
The Jewry is too strong to withstand
>I made £3.03 fake steam money
>Gayben and Valve made £6.06 of real pennies that a bunch of normie fucks spent to download .jpgs
64aadc No.50791
>>50785
Because I am a real man who listens to women smh
64aadc No.50792
>>50786
I already told you tbh
64aadc No.50793
>>50788
LAND
tbh a roving band of classic car bandits would be sweet.
64aadc No.50794
>>50781
>>50782
She said it was just a memi but who knows
>>50785
I did tbh but you overlooked me smh
64aadc No.50795
>>50785
oh wew. I read it as you did nofap for december and failed afterwards. well that's nothing to worry about then lmao
64aadc No.50796
>>50785
I filtered the immoral posts tbh.
>>50787
SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
64aadc No.50797
>>50785
NO HYMEN
NO DIAMOND
>>50788
not sure if land purchase is even viable for me any time soon tbh
would be easier to steal it in the happening
64aadc No.50798
>>50794
No I know you did, sorry I didn't give you a (You) for being such a smart lad.
>>50797
*hymen breaks during running* whoops guess I'll be stoned now
64aadc No.50799
>>50776
>>50797
lad you can buy land right next to us with that, and still have 300 shekels to get a tiny cuck shed so you can watch jealously as we make thousands with innovative business plans
64aadc No.50800
>>50792
tell me i wanna know what type of porn do you like
64aadc No.50801
>>50798
>*hymen breaks during running*
yeah not believing that lass
>>50799
>innovative business plans
well I have my OWN business plans.. h-heh
64aadc No.50803
>>50798
*takes your (You) and puts it in the bank*
>>50802
kek
64aadc No.50804
>>50793
>fully armoured Jag E type
Sick tbh.
>>50797
Theres a space for you in our project when the happening happens, lad.
>>50790
>valve have achieved Jew-Symbiosis
Reeeeee they could have spent their pennies on mars bars or curtains
64aadc No.50805
>>50798
>teehee it broke because i was 'horse riding'
t. pre-20th century wymyn
>>50801
You can always be an underling, we need someone to put up nithingpoles
>>50802
*nods respectfully*
64aadc No.50806
>>50802
based
*respects women*
Who /therealalpha/ here?
64aadc No.50807
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64aadc No.50808
>>50799
>cuck shed
*giggles*
>>50801
>own business plans
Are they exactly like ours but with blackjack and hookers, lad? If so count us in.
64aadc No.50810
>>50804
>>50805
hmm
>>50808
cant tell you my business plans sorry lad
64aadc No.50812
>>50810
Thats fair. Look for the huge wickermen and replica stonehenges after the nukes hit. The code phrase is "reeeee fucking /brit/"
64aadc No.50813
64aadc No.50814
>>50804
I AM THE NIGHT RIDER
64aadc No.50815
64aadc No.50816
>>50814
I want an Escort cosworth actually tbh, Boy Racer Druids.
64aadc No.50817
>>50816
Always wanted a supercharged MR2 ngl tbh
64aadc No.50818
>>50816
>Not wanting a vintage hot rod with guns on it
64aadc No.50819
>>50816
>>50814
I had one these tbh lad, fucking thing blew up in Brighton infront of lots of girls on a saturday night.
64aadc No.50820
>>50819
Fuck ladddd that's gutting
64aadc No.50821
>>50817
Lovely car tbh. I wasnt into Jap stuff because of parts prices 10 years ago - much better now with more ebay shops and that.
64aadc No.50822
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Is James May a Druid shedlord?
64aadc No.50824
>>50822
>James May
Maybe
No he isn't
64aadc No.50825
>>50817
>>50819
wish cars still looked like this, they're all so curvy and shit now smh
64aadc No.50826
>>50820
Only old people drove that car in my area, but it was a bad boy - I bought all the rally tags for it the day before it blew up. smh cars are shit now.
64aadc No.50827
>>50822
>>50824
>shedlord
[hand rubbing intensifies]
64aadc No.50828
>>50825
Good lad, they ruined cars with curves. Pics related.
64aadc No.50829
Israelis have banter tbh
Are we the true Jews after all?
Think about it, only Brits have banter
64aadc No.50830
>>50828
They ruined cars when they started putting roofes on them smh
64aadc No.50831
BEST LOOKING CAR IN EXISTENCE
64aadc No.50832
>>50830
Got that right fam.
64aadc No.50833
>>50831
close but no cigar
64aadc No.50834
64aadc No.50835
64aadc No.50836
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>>50828
rallying machine tbh
>>50830
>>50832
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG WE LOVE YOU
64aadc No.50838
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64aadc No.50839
>>50837
*stops you drifting*
64aadc No.50840
>>50837
>>50836
*jumps all anons*
64aadc No.50841
64aadc No.50842
64aadc No.50843
>>50831
>>50833
smh no taste
>>50836
SIMPLY SCRUMPTIOUS
64aadc No.50844
>>50841
why are you so mean now
first the hugs
then drawing me as a woman
I thought we were friends
64aadc No.50846
>>50843
I'm you, but drivable
64aadc No.50847
>>50844
o-oh. Sorry, lass. I wouldn't be mean to a lass
64aadc No.50848
>>50843
>3 wheels
Okay thats fine
>only ones at the front
RREEEEEEEEE NO THATS WRONG
64aadc No.50849
>>50834
>>50835
Lancia also came up with some fucking insane concept versions of the Stratos
64aadc No.50850
>>50849
I looooooooooooove lancias
64aadc No.50851
>>50849
Shit they are sweet tbh.
64aadc No.50852
>>50846
>>50848
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE RELIANT
*careers around the corner blaring nasheeds*
ALLAAAAAH
AAAAAALLAAAAAAAAAH
AAAALLAH ACKBAAAAAR
*fllips and explodes*
64aadc No.50853
>>50845
>Edward VIII described disabled brother as an 'animal'
>The future king said the royal family had 'silently prayed for' the death of his sibling John, who suffered from severe epilepsy and autism
was he secretly /ourking/?
64aadc No.50854
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>>50852
see also ancient druidic ritual allowing for the carrying of ceremonial razor sharp glowing 1000 degree spears
64aadc No.50855
>>50845
she's not even that bad
64aadc No.50856
>>50852
*puts fire out*
*flups robin back over*
*repaints*
*sells for £500*
Unkillable tbh.
64aadc No.50857
64aadc No.50858
>>50853
>no autistic King to save us from the neurotypical globalists
64aadc No.50859
64aadc No.50860
>>50845
Probably really loved her for some dumb reason but he never actually had to give up the throne, that was Jews or other shady shit tbh
>>50853
Yes, I've said it all along
64aadc No.50862
>>50859
He did it for love lad you wouldn't understand his only crime is abandoning his country
64aadc No.50864
>>50849
>that wheel
10/10 tbh. I want a car I can fly through space with.
64aadc No.50865
>>50862
> you wouldn't
Okay then
>>50861
>>50863
based lads
64aadc No.50866
>>50845
He loved tranny cock more than the thought of being king
64aadc No.50867
>>50863
he looks sad here
>>50865
REEEEEEEE I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
64aadc No.50868
>>50864
>I want a car I can fly through space with.
64aadc No.50870
>>50867
He's probably having a WW1 flashback.
>Albert Speer quoted Hitler directly: "I am certain through him permanent friendly relations could have been achieved. If he had stayed, everything would have been different. His abdication was a severe loss for us."
64aadc No.50871
>a car you can fly through space with
pic related Only Douglas Adams fans will get this.
64aadc No.50872
>>50869
*adds the channel to my mailing list*
Thanks lad!
64aadc No.50873
>>50870
Wouldn't be surprised. Marrying that lads fucked up Europe forever wew
64aadc No.50874
>>50871
shit film tbh
I don't actually have the books
I do have multiple copies of all of the Red Dwarf and related stuff though
>>50869
*learns*
64aadc No.50875
64aadc No.50876
64aadc No.50877
>>50873
He should've broken it off tbh but technically he could've still married her and kept the throne
64aadc No.50878
>The interview was published on 22 March 1941 and in it the Duke was reported to have said that "Hitler was the right and logical leader of the German people"
>>50873
That's probably why he was forced to abdicate tbh smh
64aadc No.50879
>>50874
>shit film
Couldnt find a decent radio series illustration tbh. The books are better.
64aadc No.50880
>>50876
Good lad. I sympathise with Arthur Dent more every day
>tfw just want a cup of tea
64aadc No.50881
>>50877
Technically he could have kept it? Da Jooooish plot confirmed smh. What did the general public feel about it?
64aadc No.50882
>>50867
>REEEEEEEE I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
I knew you didn't. I'm just poking fun at you, really.
64aadc No.50883
>>50881
>Technically he could have kept it?
Oh yeah, if the CofE didn't allow divorce then how the fuck was it created in the first place? Its creator divorced twice.
>What did the general public feel about it?
Take a guess (pic related)
64aadc No.50884
64aadc No.50886
>>50883
The king was the head of the church reeeeeeeeeeeee
64aadc No.50887
64aadc No.50888
>>50885
>von Ribbentrop
Oh dear lad, he was a total incompetent
It's probably fine tbh
64aadc No.50890
>>50887
we will all be guerillas soon lad.
64aadc No.50891
>>50883
Just sad. ((They)) managed to depose the king of then arguably the strongest country on earth against the will of the country just to put Evropa into eternal damnation.
64aadc No.50893
>>50882
I was just memiing about her anyway
64aadc No.50894
64aadc No.50895
>>50891
And that's why we hate them
64aadc No.50896
>>50890
also this colin furze shed guy
>he spent £1700 on a fucking shed
smh lad maybe we just start with a really fucking nice shed and do LOCAL jobs to fund the druidic herb garden and chicken pen
64aadc No.50897
>>50894
>(1)
Lad…
>>50893
*forgives you*
64aadc No.50898
>>50893
Someday we'll get you to take the banterpill, don't worry
64aadc No.50899
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64aadc No.50900
>>50896
Thats a feasible plan lad, but there are massive shed companies in wiltshire already. We can definitely advertise doing custom sheds though - you can get onto making a site for it tbh.
64aadc No.50901
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Beachmaster hasn't gotten a single (You)
Help him out, lads and lasses
64aadc No.50902
>>50895
AHHHH THE HOLOCAUST DIDNT HAPPEN BUT I WISH IT DID
64aadc No.50903
>>50892
>>50888
I would've preferred Heydrich or Skorenzy tbh, I don't even match Ribbentrop that well.
64aadc No.50904
>>50898
>take the banterpill
Maybe if she gets some real English experience she might :^)
64aadc No.50905
still don't know what porn she liked smh tbh
64aadc No.50906
>>50905
Old men sticking hoses up girls' arses and filling them full of water until their bellies expand.
64aadc No.50907
>>50903
Skorzeny became a Mossad agent right?
>>50904
wew lad let's keep it moral here
64aadc No.50908
>>50906
Sounds hot wrong tbh.
64aadc No.50909
>>50898
what is the banterpill?
64aadc No.50910
>>50907
That was a lie created by the daily mail tbh.
64aadc No.50911
>>50907
>implying I wasnt being moral
I meant at a pub lad. :^)
64aadc No.50912
>>50906
si this a memi or does she really like this stuff?
64aadc No.50913
>>50909
Having your mates call you a spastic while you chug cheap lager at a wetherspoons
64aadc No.50915
64aadc No.50917
>>50914
*betrays apes to fight on the sides of the humans*
BASED
64aadc No.50918
>>50910
>>50907
That being said there's literally no non Jewish source on whether he joined so I don't believe it.
64aadc No.50919
>>50909
When all your mates call you a twat but it's OK because you're mates and you really are a twat
That sort of thing tbh
see pic related
>>50910
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
>>50911
Oh, of course.
64aadc No.50921
>>50919
Thats a nested-example lad. You also need to explain that calling a friend a twat is dissimilar to calling a stranger a twat.
64aadc No.50922
>>50920
>van
top kek
Why am I sleeping?
64aadc No.50923
>>50920
>sword pointed up
There is one God, Newbrit ackbar!
64aadc No.50924
>>50920
That's the smallest pembs I've ever seen.
64aadc No.50925
>>50920
Because it doesnt include me?
64aadc No.50926
64aadc No.50927
>>50919
She has to watch the inbetweeners tbh.
64aadc No.50928
>>50920
>I'm not the tallest one
smh
It's good tbh
>>50921
Problem is I can't stop memiing so I'm bantering even when trying to explain banter smh
We should do a guide for foreigners at some point tbh
64aadc No.50929
>>50925
>>50926
*shit eating grin*
Thanks lass I can see me at the end *does small jig*
64aadc No.50930
>>50920
Comfy tbh
>>50924
What did Daftie mean by this smh
64aadc No.50931
>>50928
but eddy wasn't actually tall
>>50922
idk it started with creating 22st pixelart but I went away from that
64aadc No.50932
>>50927
This tbh
Lass make sure you watch it, it tells you everything you need to know about banter
It's normalfag stuff, but it's actually good
64aadc No.50933
>>50932
It's the archetypical British school experience from pre-smartphones.
64aadc No.50934
>>50931
Well people were a lot shorter back then.
Besides, I'm tall.
64aadc No.50935
>>50928
Banter is so nuanced it requires being shown it in a proper english pub-setting :^)
64aadc No.50936
>>50932
banter is just humour with friends and partly without, no? and it can include crude jokes and insults if necessary. But just calling names doesn't really sound like banter to me. But ok thanks for the recomendation.
64aadc No.50938
>>50933
*for the lower middle class
64aadc No.50939
>>50934
You didn't pick a smart avatar.
64aadc No.50940
>>50897
Is it a crime to make your first post of the evening or something?
64aadc No.50941
>>50933
>pre-smartphones
They ruined everything reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>50935
That's true tbh
64aadc No.50942
There's always Spaced tbh
64aadc No.50943
>>50937
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😤🔫
64aadc No.50944
>>50937
>6'0
this triggers herts
64aadc No.50945
>>50936
>calling names isnt banter
it is when they have a truthful component meant to lighten a bad situation. Like always calling a fat lad Skinny Pete.
64aadc No.50946
>>50940
yeah
>>50944
Yeah yeah. Just wanted to make a manlet memi smh
64aadc No.50947
>>50946
I'm sorry. Please no bully.
I was busy earlier, doing something else.
I wasn't fapping
64aadc No.50948
>>50941
Nah they helped me out no end tbh lad. Can shitpost up ladders now.
64aadc No.50949
>>50945
Well that I understand. And it actually is funny. Also why did you address my implied lack of banter just now, my post had nothing to do with that
>>50946
Did you forget Herts' height?
64aadc No.50950
>>50936
>banter is just humour with friends and partly without, no?
Sort of, more like being really rude to each other more or less all the time, but it's OK because you have fun and you know deep down that you all love each other.
That's the tl;dr but honestly watch he show if you can get it. You may not understand it but we'll see.
>>50937
kek, saved I'm 6'1 reeeee
>>50939
I don't pick my avatars, they pick me.
64aadc No.50951
64aadc No.50952
wish my neighbours would ufcing die
i can hear them next door ones having a shower
their boiler is so loud and i keep hearing banging nosies against the wall its so fucking loud
64aadc No.50953
>>50946
ah wait sorry I get it never mind it's me who's stupid sorry my mistakee
64aadc No.50954
>>50948
There's a pub just down my road tbh, might go when I turn 18. Is there anything more British than a nice pub?
64aadc No.50955
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is another banter show tbh
64aadc No.50956
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*dies of AIDS contracted from having a blood transfusion following a miscarriage*
64aadc No.50957
>>50950
Lad it's not like I don't make fun and insult my friends all the time. It's not exclusive to Britain if that's what you thought.
>inb4 daftie having friends
64aadc No.50958
>>50955
Simon peg sold and and became really unfunny.
64aadc No.50959
>>50949
no, was supposed to be "6'0 and 5'9" and the joke being that they look so drastically different despite being so close. Then again I didn't do that with Pembs. If ucked up smh.
It's 6'1 for Herts?
>>50953
You're apologising a lot lately, las. STOP BEING STUPID
>>50950
>kek, saved I'm 6'1 reeeee
knew it actually remembered your height being 6'4 before I read this post tbh
64aadc No.50961
64aadc No.50962
>>50952
Do you have autism by chance? It could explain why you hate noises. Among other things.
64aadc No.50963
>>50949
>implied lack of banter
peabraindruid.png
I thought I was following a healthy vein of banter explanation. I may be mistaken. Beginning here
>>50913
64aadc No.50964
>>50962
Autism is a code word for anti-White.
64aadc No.50965
Didn't turn out as nice as I'd hoped smh
64aadc No.50966
>>50959
Yeah sorry lad I only got that now. Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.
Herts is 6'2 I think lol fucking manlet only 6'4s can count themselves as tall
64aadc No.50967
>>50573
Yeah, I didn't like it.
64aadc No.50968
'Overly obese' body sparks Ohio funeral home fire
So this is why some Jews look fat in some photos from the death camps
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39735904
64aadc No.50969
>>50954
A pint, a kebab and a fight. Not a man until youve glassed someone over football and headbutted them again over a kebab. Disclaimer: I live in a van.
64aadc No.50970
>>50920
Thankyou for making me cute lass x
64aadc No.50971
>>50955
mike is my spirit animal
>>50958
jews did it tbh, fucking Big Cinema
>>50960
*slowmo draws and fires pistol fingers at the screen*
>>50966
saying sorry all the time is quintessentially nubritish tbh
64aadc No.50972
>>50965
there are a couple of other transparent OKs here
http://emojipedia.org/ok-hand-sign/
64aadc No.50973
>>50971
*Dodges and throws a grenade at the screen*
Spaced is so good.
64aadc No.50974
>>50966
You're cute, lass. I forgive you for saying sorry. And true. My brothers are both 6'4 something I believe.
64aadc No.50975
>>50971
>jews did it tbh, fucking Big Cinema
Yeah, he sold his soul to the Jews, and now he's just a shadow of who he used to be, empty, and unfunny.
64aadc No.50976
>>50957
>It's not exclusive to Britain if that's what you thought.
But our banter is different, I can't quite explain how, it's hard to put into words.
Also
>having friends
NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
jk I do it with my mates a lot, especially my taig friend and a not so based Northerner
>>50966
I'm actually sort of halfway between 6'1 and 6'2.
>lol fucking manlet only 6'4s can count themselves as tall
>t. 5'4
>>50969
>a kebab
Skewered, presumably?
>Not a man until youve glassed someone over football and headbutted them
This tbh
64aadc No.50977
>>50974
You're such a brazen flirt, honestly.
64aadc No.50978
>>50976
I'm perfectly secure in my shortness
64aadc No.50979
>>50976
Normally in a pitta or whatever so uou have a hand free for punching scousers
64aadc No.50981
64aadc No.50982
64aadc No.50983
>>50975
>>50973
tbh I liked At World's End, isn't that his most recent film?
apart from being in JewJew Abrahamic's abortions
>>50978
smh shorties are cute but also
>condemning your children to a life of being manlets
>>50980
*steals a tank and crashes it into Disneyland Paris*
64aadc No.50984
>>50981
>good for hiding in crowds
>less materials for clothes
>less deisel to transport you
>can walk under doorways without limboiing
64aadc No.50985
>>50981
It's different for girls, they get away with being short.
64aadc No.50986
>>50978
I never implied otherwise
>inb4 I'm insecure about my height
>>50979
That's a handy piece of advice there lad
64aadc No.50987
>>50981
Napoleon complex tbh
>>50983
I haven't seen it, I heard it was OK, nothing special.
64aadc No.50988
more banners not posting them in the meta thread because devilish tbh
>>50983
that chard told me my children will not have the manlet gene.
64aadc No.50990
>>50983
No, that's a bit old now.
"Absolutely Anything" was just horrible. Tedious and twee. One "gag" was a walking dog shit, literally. Didn't make me laugh once.
64aadc No.50991
>>50988
kek, those are nice.
You should do a smirk emoji banner
64aadc No.50992
64aadc No.50993
>>50986
ALWAYS HAVE A HAND FREE FOR PUNCHING SCOUSERS
and
ALWAYS PUNCH SCOUSERS
Are the only two things a young relative of mine taught me. Hes currently in prison for punching lots of scousers.
64aadc No.50994
>little laurie actually saying something that isn't completely retarded
https://twitter.com/PennyRed/status/857694019622768642
AAAAAH
64aadc No.50995
I heard short girls have wide vaginas
64aadc No.50996
>>50993
The scousers are like Jews, only stupider and worse looking tbh
64aadc No.50997
>tfw no jennay gf to give me a slow blowjob while holding my hand that is slightly awkward and shes never done it before and not sure if shes doing it right but shes eager to please and swallows all of it then looks up at me and gives a big smile and i pat her on the head and say 'good girl'
64aadc No.50998
>>50996
The dreaded, beatles.
64aadc No.51000
64aadc No.51001
>>50996
>scousers are jews
Makes sense tbh.
>stupid accent/language "scouse"
>"chosen race" is understandable though
64aadc No.51002
64aadc No.51003
>>50998
>the Beatles
They were subverting us, scousers confirmed yids
64aadc No.51005
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>50987
muh cornetto trilogy
it's good tbh
>>50988
>the Big Guy gene is dominant
uuuu
>>50990
Didn't see that film
>situational comedy with aliens
So they rehashed Paul but made it worse?
>>50995
it's the hips mate
>tfw no shortstack
smh if only irl dwarves weren't disgusting mutants
64aadc No.51006
>>50999
It's true that I heard it, but I don't know if it's true.
64aadc No.51007
>>50995
Cannot verify. Some have been slightly oddly positioned though.
64aadc No.51008
64aadc No.51009
>>50999
>suicide girls
Am I regret it if I look this up?
64aadc No.51010
>dildos for 10 year olds
The baby looks like it's in pain
64aadc No.51011
>>51009
just pictures of my legs :^)
64aadc No.51012
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64aadc No.51014
>>51007
jesus christ that's spooky. What do you mean.
64aadc No.51015
>>51009
They're just a bunch of freakish pinup models. Most of them have weirdly dyed or shaved hair and have faces full of shrapnel, but some of them have rare genetic disorders too.
I don't really get it but I guess I'm not their target audience anyway.
64aadc No.51016
>>51009
They are "grungy" glamour models. Dreads, piercings, tattoos etc.
64aadc No.51017
>>51015
>>51016
I won't waste my time then
64aadc No.51018
>>51017
Basically an entire team of Moldylocks types.
64aadc No.51019
>>51017
What would they have to appeal to to make you "waste your time", lad?
64aadc No.51020
>>51014
The 'entrance' has been further up or down the pelvic area than the hallway, a couple that have been lopsided by atleast an inch with a central hallway all looked fine tbh, just moved about a bit. Forgive my building euphemisms I do not intend this to be sexual.
64aadc No.51021
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw have got stuck on the autism curve and Dwarf Fortress is too easy but can't be bothered to learn how to play Aurora 4x or Rule the Waves
64aadc No.51022
>>51019
time is now a euphemism for semen
64aadc No.51024
>>51020
Oh. I thought it was positioned on the leg or something.
64aadc No.51025
>>51023
shit never mind i made it public lol
64aadc No.51026
>>51019
I simply meant looking it up on jewgle smh
64aadc No.51027
>>51024
An inch each way makes it look like that on skinny lasses, lass. some can stand in such a way as what a normal woman would show 2 of at that angle, she would show only one. I cant be more graphic tbh i dont know the science words for fanny
64aadc No.51028
64aadc No.51030
>>51028
>no (no hankypanky either)
????
64aadc No.51031
>>51010
>dildos for 10 year olds
(nonces out) 64aadc No.51032
>>51030
Secret answer tbh.
64aadc No.51034
64aadc No.51035
>>51033
(encouragin noncery) 64aadc No.51036
>>51035
lass what the fuck
64aadc No.51038
>>51035
Lass i think that image is pushing some limits.
>>51034
64aadc No.51040
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64aadc No.51042
>>51032
This seems like a spy poal tbh
But is one to do if you've done both?
64aadc No.51043
64aadc No.51045
>>51042
I don't know just click the yes or no.
64aadc No.51046
64aadc No.51047
>(41)
Fuck I should go lads
Goodnight
64aadc No.51048
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64aadc No.51051
>>51050
it looks really gay lass
please stop
64aadc No.51052
>>51047
Night, lad
>>51050
don't encourage noncery, lass. I banned him. Wouldn't really mind that Pepe if it wasn't in reply to that post
64aadc No.51053
AAAAAAAH HOW DO I FOCUS ON COURSEWORK
64aadc No.51054
64aadc No.51055
>>51054
But lad, I need to research stuff online
64aadc No.51056
Reduced the bans to 1 hour
Reduced the bans to 1 hour
Reduced the bans to 1 hour
Reduced the bans to 1 hour
Reduced the bans to 1 hour
64aadc No.51057
64aadc No.51058
what did they mean by this????
64aadc No.51059
64aadc No.51060
Okay I ended the bans. Just don't post noncery
64aadc No.51061
>>51058
you don't even put effort into editing it
64aadc No.51062
64aadc No.51063
64aadc No.51064
>>51063
because I felt like 4 days were too long. They get a warning tbh
64aadc No.51065
64aadc No.51066
>>51060
I just wanted to reply to imperium lass's gay community post, smh. I didn't realise there was a nonce above it.
64aadc No.51067
64aadc No.51068
>>51064
fucking heck grow some balls
64aadc No.51069
>>51066
ookay
I just wanted to come hard down on noncery. Forgive me
64aadc No.51071
64aadc No.51072
>>51060
Just ban these fucking paedo (1)s already and enforce flags.
64aadc No.51073
>tfw 22st does something wrong on purpose to get bullied
64aadc No.51074
>>51064
Wait you banned Neo? I thought you unbanned the >(1). Alright then.
64aadc No.51075
>>51073
tbf i think you're right
64aadc No.51076
>>51069
So this is how you felt when you used to get banned on false charges of noncery.
64aadc No.51077
>>51073
>>51075
No. I fucked up. This doesn't feel good
64aadc No.51078
We need to make a list of known bullies in these threads
>Neo
64aadc No.51079
64aadc No.51080
>>51076
I'm sooorryyy laaaaaaaaaass ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
64aadc No.51082
64aadc No.51083
>>51081
lad what are those spooks about?
64aadc No.51085
64aadc No.51086
>>51082
I expected you saying that lad.
64aadc No.51087
>>51078
I'm one of the nicest people on the board lass.
>>51080
It's all right lad, it was only a mistake. I should rein in my shitposting before it gets me into more trouble.
64aadc No.51088
>>51086
you're the biggest bully of them all
>>51087
actually, you're worse
64aadc No.51089
64aadc No.51091
>>51087
>It's all right lad, it was only a mistake. I should rein in my shitposting before it gets me into more trouble.
No please don't. Let me turn back time 20 minutes instead
64aadc No.51092
>>51088
But I will protect you from Neo trying to castrate you
64aadc No.51093
>>51090
fucking hell lass those are spooky
64aadc No.51094
*bullies literally everyone with magical druid wedgies*
64aadc No.51095
>>51092
ok lad, I forgive you
64aadc No.51097
>>51090
*takes out blunderbuss*
64aadc No.51098
>>51094
I keep getting wedgies at work this week lad have you cursed me because that is really not on tbh
64aadc No.51099
>>51096
Woah lass are you trying to give me a heart attack?
64aadc No.51100
>>51098
>wedgies
>work
do you do the live stress testing of new pants or something
64aadc No.51101
>>51100
I do a lot of walking around and my pants keep going up my arse.
Lad it's a serious problem because I have to wait until I can go on break to fix it in the toilets
64aadc No.51102
>>51088
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh I don't deserve this abuse.
>>51091
O-okay, I'll go back to where I left off. Please don't dwell on this lad, it's all in the past.
>>51092
WEW
64aadc No.51103
64aadc No.51104
>>51102
>O-okay, I'll go back to where I left off. Please don't dwell on this lad, it's all in the past.
Thank you
64aadc No.51105
>>51102
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh I don't deserve this abuse.
>calls me a homo
>trying to turn me into a chinky lass
No lass, you deserve it
64aadc No.51106
>>51102
>I don't deserve this abuse.
You have plans weakening the men of /newbrit/ so that they're defenseless. I won't stand for that.
64aadc No.51107
>>51103
It's okay lass, i love a good old spook
64aadc No.51109
>>51107
did jim ever do anything with this
was it jim? I think it was him
64aadc No.51110
>>51105
I'm only trying to help you connect with your true self lass.
>>51106
But they're so cute like this, and they're much more interesting to draw surely.
64aadc No.51111
>>51109
No he only made one episode and never any more.
64aadc No.51112
>>51110
But they won't be able to defend the fort when the enemy arrives and we will perish. You're completely selfish smh.
64aadc No.51113
64aadc No.51114
>>51110
>I'm only trying to help you connect with your true self lass.
No you're not
You're trying to convert me to gayism and trannyism
You're evil
64aadc No.51115
>>51111
YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
64aadc No.51116
>>51110
Also. Imperium has a good enough lore as it is, he doesn't need to be made into a girl. But that applies to almost anybody anyway. You just have a genderbent fetish that you project.
64aadc No.51118
>>51116
deepest genderbent law tbh
64aadc No.51119
>>51112
We can whip them into fierce amazons in a time of crisis, don't worry.
>>51114
You need to have more fun in your life lass.
>>51116
N-no I don't.
64aadc No.51120
>>51119
>You need to have more fun in your life lass.
>eternal hellfire
>AIDS
>prolapsed anus
>bitchtits
>fun
Stop projecting your genderbending fetish
64aadc No.51121
>>51119
but imperiumbloke is right
>wanting a gay board
I don't see the fun in that
>N-no I don't.
Do you want to turn me int a boy or a girl?
64aadc No.51122
>>51119
*deploys anti-gaybo LARPing counterspells*
wickermen tbh
64aadc No.51123
i want jennay to be my gf
im going to bed
i hope i dont wake up again and die in my sleep
kill me
64aadc No.51124
>>51122
merlins beard you might be able to convert me to based baganism with your spellcasting
64aadc No.51125
64aadc No.51126
>tfw it's a Ranma 1/2 episode of /newbrit/
64aadc No.51127
Also
>imperium has good enough lore as it is
I'm just a man
64aadc No.51128
>>51123
YOU'RE A 27 YEAR OLD MAN JUST BEAT YOUR MOTHER INTO LINE AND GET A JOB AND FIX YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR SHIT UP
smh if i had it i would post the ultimate zoomed in red blurred screaming pepe REEEE
>>51124
tbh chinky religion is basically paganism anyway
64aadc No.51129
is this pic accurate? what is correct and what isn't?
>>51126
I have nothing against Ranma 1/2 type of sex switching but Ranma 1/2 didn't have estrogen shots
64aadc No.51130
>>51129
The two at the front are full of hubris and this was obviously created by a LARPer.
smh tbh lass
64aadc No.51131
>>51120
Lass, what happens on the internet stays on the internet.
>>51121
I don't really want a gay board tbh.
>Do you want to turn me int a boy or a girl?
22stone prefers drawing you as a girl so that's the way I'd rather keep you. It's your brand now.
>>51122
Please don't deploy your witchcraft against me lad, I'm just having a bit of fun.
>>51126
>it's every episode of /newbrit/
64aadc No.51132
>>51129
highly innacurate, should have Lutheran Protestantism as high tier and European Paganism as top tier
64aadc No.51133
>>51130
>>51131
The smh was meant for neogeo tbh
64aadc No.51134
>>51131
>Lass, what happens on the internet stays on the internet.
>pretending to be a chinky woman even though everyone knows that you're actually a man on the internet is more fun than just being a man on the internet
Lass. You can't fool me
64aadc No.51135
>>51131
But what if I was a girl? Wouldn't you want me as a boy then?
64aadc No.51136
>>51128
Love a bit of pointless tbh
>>51129
no, protestant is only good one Although Roman Catholic has some impressive architecture
64aadc No.51138
64aadc No.51139
>>51134
It's all right lass, you'll come around to it after a while. I just hoped the funposting might stop you cutting yourself tbh, you should take better care of yourself.
>>51135
Not a big burly one like that at least.
64aadc No.51140
>>51139
What sort of lads do you prefer then lass?
64aadc No.51141
>>51139
>I just hoped the funposting might stop you cutting yourself tbh,
I haven't cut for about a week now. You don't help
>you should take better care of yourself
No.
64aadc No.51142
i love him lads
>>51139
You can obviously see that your funposting just bullies him yet you continue. Funposting only works when both parties have fun
>not liking based Gords
wtheck m8
also it was pretty irrelevant to my post anyway
64aadc No.51143
>>51142
>jim135
how many do you have?
64aadc No.51144
>>51143
a lot about 190 but he's a special case
64aadc No.51145
>>51140
I shouldn't say anything about that here. I've already hurt 22st's feelings several times by delving into that subject, even in jest.
>>51141
>No.
Please take better care of yourself.
>>51142
I just hoped they would start to enjoy it because everyone else took it in good humor even when they turned it down.
64aadc No.51146
>>51145
>I shouldn't say anything about that here. I've already hurt 22st's feelings several times by delving into that subject, even in jest.
It's fine and understandable.
64aadc No.51147
>>51145
But you do take it too far and it gets annoying because it actually implies homosexuality whether you like it or not. And I imagine it wouldn't be fun if you were called gay all the time. It's just bullying.
64aadc No.51148
>>51145
>Please take better care of yourself.
why
64aadc No.51149
>>51148
It will make you enjoy life a little more.
64aadc No.51150
>>51144
wew, that's a lot, tfw deleted all my massive image folders of character screens a while ago, and now I can't find some of the fan art that I actually liked
>>51145
Alright then lass, don't worry.
>>51148
Because we like you.
64aadc No.51151
>>51149
I've tried it. It doesn't help.
>>51150
I don't think you really do
>Because we like you.
64aadc No.51152
super rare beddybyes OC tbh
>>51143
better dye your hair, get a carrot top, a pigtail and a chinectomy if you want to woo him lad
>>51141
>>51138
smh you both deserve bullying tbh but so does neo
64aadc No.51153
who /cheekilyteachesdogtosiegheil/ here?
64aadc No.51154
64aadc No.51155
>>51152
Nighto lad, and I might just have to chop my chin for that literal carrottop aesthetic.
>>51153
My cat is nearly there, whenever he wants to be stroked he raises his paw now
>>51151
You're part of our board lad.
64aadc No.51156
>>51152
Why does he have horns?
64aadc No.51157
>>51150
to what show?
>>51151
You should find a motivation for that otherwise it won't work. Granted people on the internet telling you isn't much of a motivation. It's just part of overall getting your life back up. Take the /improvment/ pill lad.
>I don't think you really do
well I like you too.
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64aadc No.51159
>>51152
saved tbh. sleep well little druid.
64aadc No.51160
64aadc No.51161
>>51157
It was more than just one show, it was all sorts of vidya, anime, and other stuff, I still have some of the little snippets I made for avatars but not full images.
64aadc No.51162
>>51153
/angrynatavist/ dog
>>51152
night lad
64aadc No.51163
>>51161
I have all kinds of folders to shows and bands lel I watched. Never deleted them even though I was close to.
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64aadc No.51165
>>51164
benis benis benis
how are you lad
64aadc No.51166
>>51147
I guess you're right then, and I don't like being called gay either. I'll give him a break since he hates it so much.
64aadc No.51167
I couldn't sleep
Who /naughtyboy/ here?
64aadc No.51169
64aadc No.51170
>>51163
never understood band fandom stuff tbh, the girl I knew who got really into MCR and bands like that weirded me out. It's only know I have sizeable folders of David Bowie and David Sylvian Not sure why I deleted all the old stuff tbh.
64aadc No.51172
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64aadc No.51174
>>51165
:DDD I'm alright thanks, you?
>it's a part of the turner diaries came on in shuffle episode
64aadc No.51175
going to see adventures in my hidden planet in my dreams now
probably won't be there tomorrow bit busy tbh
and saturday probably not either
and sunday neither
bye tbh
>>51166
That's really great to hear
will work on new OC (big one this time) when I get the time I think my powers regenerated.
64aadc No.51176
>>51157
Lad I don't know what you think my situation is, but other than the fact that I'm completely miserable, there's nothing outwardly going wrong with my life.
I try to lift, but I'm usually just too unmotivated to actually do it
>>51155
None of you know enough about me to like or dislike me.
64aadc No.51177
>>51170
tbf MCR is pretty shit emo
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64aadc No.51181
>>51177
Oh yeah it's total crap, but the only "fandom" person I knew was obsessed with it
64aadc No.51182
>>51170
>the girl I knew who got really into MCR
I'm so glad I never got the music. Wew. What a shit band no idea why they even got popular.
But that didn't excuse me having some weird shit taste either way.
64aadc No.51183
>>51176
I think you're an alright lad but you're right we don't know
64aadc No.51184
>>51173
*checks post history*
>>51175
have fun, lass. Night
64aadc No.51185
>>51181
People who fill up their life with a "fandom" and obcess over one thing are the least interesting people on eath, followed by stoners.
>>51184
wew that's an awfull idea, i bet Leon made it
64aadc No.51186
>>51184
Hey, that wasn't me!
Where are you seeing that anyway?
64aadc No.51187
64aadc No.51188
>>51182
I've always had a good taste tbh :^)
64aadc No.51189
>>51186
I'm a mod, lad
>>51185
>wew that's an awfull idea, i bet Leon made it
Top kek
64aadc No.51190
>>51189
But that's not my ID!
64aadc No.51191
>>51190
it's the ID you had in a previous thread. You have the same IP
64aadc No.51192
64aadc No.51193
>>51190
If you weren't guilty you would've had had the you option tbh
64aadc No.51194
64aadc No.51195
>>51192
You posted your nip to encourage it tbh. It makes sense
64aadc No.51196
>>51182
My sister had an emotionally unstable obese friend who was mad into MCR. This is the kind of person who would get upset if she saw "skinny bitches" on the TV, or would take up vegetarianism for a week and act incredibly sanctimonious to anyone who ate meat during that time. I hear she decided to take out the family car without a license and crashed it a little while ago. That's everyone who listened to MCR in my mind.
64aadc No.51197
>>51193
That was a mistake!
NEW IMPORTANT POAL!
http://poal.me/1jm8ad
64aadc No.51198
>>51190
wew how are you this stupid
>>51197
22st I'm going to let you ban this one since I have to go now
64aadc No.51199
>>51195
This x1000
Pic related see.
64aadc No.51200
>>51198
Check the poll results, it was someone else!
http://poal.me/1jm8ad
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 64aadc No.51201
>>51195
its cheaper than buying DNA tests lad!!
>>51199
Kek glad you like it
64aadc No.51202
64aadc No.51203
It's nice knowing there's a horde of lurking (1)s waiting to strike tbh.
64aadc No.51204
>tfw 40 mins to do this coursework and I'm only through the first task
FUCK POWERPOINTS
FUCK LEAFLETS
FUCK REPORTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
64aadc No.51205
64aadc No.51206
>>51204
smh iktf
>>51203
weird feeling tbh
64aadc No.51207
64aadc No.51209
>>51207
>>51206
I'M A FIGHTER!!!
64aadc No.51210
64aadc No.51211
>>51203
*stands in the shadows in solidarity with you*
64aadc No.51212
64aadc No.51213
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*chants in japanese girl*
64aadc No.51214
>>51168
*cuddles you*
>>51182
I unironically like two of their songs tbh, don't judge me.
64aadc No.51217
64aadc No.51219
I'm a lesbian, not a man.
64aadc No.51220
>>51216
DELET THIS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEWD THE NEORANGA GIRLS
64aadc No.51221
>>51218
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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64aadc No.51225
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>>51175
Being an underage lass on an imageboard would be challenging tbh. I don't know how daftie does it. Imagine all the concentrated sexual energy from autists pummeling you damned near every day. Sure, the whores would get off to this, but what about daftie?
Has she neutralised her femininity in order to survive here? Is this her survival strategy against a torrent of unrelenting autism and hyper-sexualised betas? Why does she flagfag but not tripfag?
I know if I was her father I'd discourage her from posting on here but know that in the back of my mind I'd secretly want her to do it. Strange thinking about what compels an underage lass to come here tbh.
Oh well, hopefully she doesn't ruin her life and/or kill herself.
64aadc No.51226
>>51225
Are you ok?
Also lads I actually have no idea how I'm meant to compile and upload all the materials so I might set my pc clock back a couple hours and then email them all in tomorrow saying I couldn't figure out how to upload all my work.
64aadc No.51227
>>51225
tbh, I still just assume anyone claiming to be a girl is roleplaying.
64aadc No.51229
64aadc No.51230
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>>51226
>Are you ok?
Yes, but is daftie?
64aadc No.51231
64aadc No.51232
>>51228
No. It was only 10 mins.
64aadc No.51233
>>51229
Ah fucking hell lad.. if you really can't stop then maybe the next best thing you can do is wean yourself off it..
64aadc No.51234
>>51224
Smae lamb, don't mind me just fancied trying out being a /brit/ bully.
>>51225
>underage
I thought she was 17.
64aadc No.51235
>>51232
Why am I persecuted so?
64aadc No.51236
>>51214
*gets comfy under the covers*
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64aadc No.51240
>>51238
I'm just trying to get to the truth…
64aadc No.51241
>>51240
We already have it though :^)
64aadc No.51242
>>51236
*hides in the closet and peeps through the open slants whilst slowly rubbing nipples and stimulating prostate*
64aadc No.51243
>>51237
Sometimes your autism is a bit obvious, lad. No offence.
64aadc No.51244
>>51241
It's all a big misunderstanding.
I've been framed, probably by Pembs.
64aadc No.51245
>>51242
It's only a comfy cuddle, lad. Nothing to get so excited about.
>>51244
*forgives you*
64aadc No.51246
>>51243
Still got the (You)s so…
64aadc No.51247
>>51244
I hope you arent binposter smh
64aadc No.51248
>>51246
going to delete the post
64aadc No.51249
Hail Herts lads. It's Bertie!
(Bertie banned for being Bertie) 64aadc No.51250
>>51239
What's the proper response to an anon that's cutting himself?
64aadc No.51251
>>51229
Laaaad, what would Jing think?
64aadc No.51252
>>51249
I think the policy is to ban you, lad. Going to permanently ban you and you can appeal for Herts to see tomorrow. Don't declare yourself like that next time, maybe? Also you can tell Leon that she's unbanned.
64aadc No.51253
>>51247
I haven't ever posted a single bin. Apparently there is a posting history that can verify that. I've been accused enough already!
>>51249
Alberto lad, how are you old bean!?
64aadc No.51254
>>51249
I think you're banned lad
>>51250
I'd say to try and help even though he says he doesn't want help. I guess the classic /b/ way is encouraging him but we arent /b/
64aadc No.51255
>>51250
discourage it
>>51253
How do you know Bertie, lad?
64aadc No.51256
>>51255
>How do you know Bertie, lad?
Everyone knows Alberto.
64aadc No.51257
>>51256
You said you were from /brit/, right?
64aadc No.51258
>>51257
Alberto, the Star Trek Posting master of darkness…
64aadc No.51259
But, a germanic warrior, wielding a magic swastika rose against me…
64aadc No.51260
And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
64aadc No.51263
>>51258
lad we want to know where you came from and who you are
>>51259
Who's that, lad?
64aadc No.51266
>>51255
>>51254
Wrong. Get him sectioned and on anti-depressants and benzos.
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64aadc No.51268
>>51263
>lad we want to know where you came from and who you are
If this were ever to get out, it would ruin my career in politics and I'd lose my job as editor-in-chief at Brietbart London.
64aadc No.51269
>>51266
Anti-depressants will just make him shoot up a school.
64aadc No.51270
>>51268
Raheem? You're our swarthy Welshman?
64aadc No.51271
I got a secret, lads. I'm actually magic. It's all about me.
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64aadc No.51274
>>51272
I'm a wizard harry.
64aadc No.51276
>>51275
*puts spell on you
64aadc No.51277
>>51276
Give him rabbit ears haha
64aadc No.51278
>>51270
You should do a picture of Lousie Mensh with "MENTAL" written across her forehead.
64aadc No.51279
>>51276
*casts PSY shield and counters with brainscramble*
64aadc No.51280
You'd almost think this was a real tesco's leaflet.
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64aadc No.51284
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>tfw you'll never have your own mech suit
64aadc No.51285
GIVE ME BACK MY NEEEETTTTLIFFFFEEEEEEEEEE
64aadc No.51286
>>51285
I wish I could, lad. We need you to pay taxes for us
64aadc No.51287
>>51285
Become a single daddy lad. Mummies get away with it all the time, now it's your turn.
64aadc No.51288
>>51284
Which school bully would you kill first if you had a mech? I'd go and smash Kieron's smug face in
64aadc No.51289
*almost smashes computer in a fit of rage*
I'm alright tbh.
>>51287
But I'm infertile, lad.
64aadc No.51290
>>51289
infertile? What made you angry?
64aadc No.51291
>>51289
Forgot your (You) >>51286
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64aadc No.51294
>>51289
you should become a pretty girl lad
64aadc No.51295
>>51289
yeah become a pretty girl like pembs
64aadc No.51296
yeah become a pretty girl
64aadc No.51297
>>51289
Adopt. Call them sexist if they refuse.
64aadc No.51298
>>51291
Did I conjure up a bad memory, lad?
64aadc No.51299
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YOU WA SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
*punches you over a thousand times at once*
Omae no wai mo shinderuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
64aadc No.51300
>>51294
>>51295
>>51296
>ywn be as /cuteboy/ as Pembs
>>51297
I'm sure the only children available are gooks or niggers. No thnx.
>>51298
No it was 22st as I already miss my autismbux tbh and remembered he'll get to relax and shitpost while I'm wageslaving. Also missed two of my fave camwhores today because work.
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64aadc No.51303
>>51295
laaddd
>>51300
top kek there's other people in pembrokeshire lad
64aadc No.51304
>>51303
Confirm there's other people in pembrokeshire.
64aadc No.51305
>>51300
>No it was 22st as I already miss my autismbux tbh and remembered he'll get to relax and shitpost while I'm wageslaving. Also missed two of my fave camwhores today because work.
Sorry, lad. smh
>ywn be as /cuteboy/ as Pembs
Why not?
64aadc No.51308
>>51300
were you forced to wage slave btw?
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