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old links, nothing new
NUTTALL: UKIP AGAIN ARE AHEAD OF THE CURVE
http://www.westmonster.com/nuttall-ukip-again-are-ahead-of-the-curve/
Trump seeks tax windfall for business
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39721344
>The Trump administration has proposed slashing the rate of corporation tax with the aim of spurring economic growth, the Treasury Secretary said.
Trump backs down on border wall funding
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39708768
>Donald Trump has indicated he will scrap plans to find cash for his border wall in this week's spending bill.
California beauty queen, 27, jailed for child porn
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39713202
>A former US beauty queen has admitted possessing child pornography and lewd acts with a child.
David Cameron: Brexit vote ended a 'poisoning' of UK politics
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/26/david-cameron-brexit-vote-ended-poisoning-uk-politics
>Former PM says he regrets referendum cut short his leadership but says snap election will help Theresa May settle EU divorce
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50560>>50562 >>50565
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>>50560
You're useless, low born wench
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50565>>50568 >>50578
>>50560
reeee I got trips for marmite and you ignored them *cries alone*
>>50556
sounds like you are stringing us along geddit
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50567>>50579 >>50694 >>50700
>>50461
albinos are top tier tbh
>>50474
Do it lad we'll buy and sell your guns to the Right Wing Druid Squads
>>50480
waiting for news abt guilford tbh
I could just go to the Prince's Trust thing instead though, might be worth it, probably not
>>50537
[Fuckerturd handrubbing intensifies]
>>50543
should tbh, moustache size directly correlates to empirical power - t. daily mail
>>50544
>>50548
Jewish tricks, also interconnected data harvesting operations including official government sources like NHS records and DVLA paperwork
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50568>>50570
>>50565
Dont worry marmite at least I love you.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50570>>50571 >>50575
>>50568
*cheats on marmite with bovril*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50571>>50576
>>50570
>bovril
Lad that's so disgusting
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50572
>>50569
Thanks, lad. I was trying to find that one
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50573>>50577 >>50583 >>50585 >>50967
anyone remember this
i remember reading it at school
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50575>>50587
>>50570
thanks for this pepe
ive forgotten about it for a long time
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50576
>>50571
>not liking liquefied bones, marrow, cartilaginous tissue and miscellaneous animal parts
what are u a casul
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50577
>>50573
I do lad, my Mummy read it to me as a chillen.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50578>>50580
>>50565
sorry lad. never had marmite tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50579>>50581 >>50587
>>50567
>guildford
Still no fucking response lad, Im hitting them up on fb and emails as a last resort smh. Only Cobham and Chichester are confirmed, both too far for you. Im in contact with some show sites (dont say anything here lad) in your area, dorset and wiltshire, there will almost certainly be show sites to fit in the next 2 months that arent far from you.
>jewish tricks
that figures tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50580>>50582
>>50578
>never had marmite
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50582>>50584 >>50586 >>50587 >>50588
>>50580
Most people outside UK don't have it in their everyday life.
Tell me how you feel about it, maybe you'll persuade me into buying it once.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50584
>>50582
you either love it or youhate it xddd
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50585
>>50573
It looks like some cover of an album that I would listen to.
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50587>>50591
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>50575
I need more pepes smh, had to find that on jewgle imagesearch
>>50579
Nice work lad, I'll go around to the DIY stores and that but they'll probably boot me out for being a smelly independent trader
Still need to get mobile smh, see previous thread for update on mr. dickbreath.
>>50582
It's like the UK version of Vegemite
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50588>>50589 >>50590 >>50593
>>50582
I live on marmite, no exaggeration. I eat a loaf of fresh bread every day with just marmite. Its kept me alive for nearly 30 years, I dont eat anything else. Have you tried Twiglets, lass? They are marmite flavoured crisps chips.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50589>>50592 >>50605
>>50588
No never heard of that
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50590>>50592
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50591>>50597
>>50587
Good man, anything is worth a try. get them to look me up of fb
I did 200 leaflets today, website traffic jumped 40% to 170 clicks. Ill get you leaflets ASAP?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50592>>50692
>>50590
I know that already lad.
>>50589
pic related, missed it off the post.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50593
>>50588
I love Twiglets, lad.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50594>>50595 >>50599
did a moomin show used to show on cartoon network?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50595
>>50594
Yes at 6am I think. Or it was fox kids or some shit
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50596>>50600
shit
becomes shite with me
magic magic e
magic magic e
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50597>>50608
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>50591
FB under the product name?
smh embarrassed to go on FB after I went full 1488 in full view of the reenacting group
If it's cheaper to print in bulk, could have them for the land viewing next month, otherwise could send a pdf to my email - will send via text if best option
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50599
>>50594
mummy bought VHS for me tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50600
>>50596
*eyes widen*
MAGIC, MAGIC E
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50601>>50602 >>50603 >>50607
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BIRD IS LOOSE AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50602
>>50601
put your mum back in her cage
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50603>>50606
>>50601
Has it started bullying you yet, lad?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50604>>50609
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50605
>>50589
smh uncultured germanics
>‘Who would leave Asia, or Africa, or Italia for Germania, with its wild country, its
inclement skies, its sullen manners and aspect, unless indeed it were his home?’
(Tacitus, Germania 2).
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50606>>50618
>>50603
It has besieged me twice smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50607
>>50601
squack at it really loudly so it knows you're its superior
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50608>>50616
>>50597
Yes lad. Youll see my other business there too.
>embarrassed
Thats fair, just hand the name out if necessary
>print in bulk
Aye Im looking at 2000-5000 leaflets, Ill let you know when I order them.
>send you a pdf
I will once Ive done it fam, kek, Im using old literature for now.
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50612>>50617
>>50611
you were meant to rhyme with it lad - crop-dusting, hip-thrusting, non-rusting etcetera
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50613>>50615
>brother changed his plans and is staying in town to celebrate
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50615>>50621
>>50613
Prepare for the plans to change after the pubs shut, lad.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50616
>>50608
If i have to I'll just make another account tbh
Can't let anyone see I care about my race and nation smh
I meant pdf to print out up here, but if you're buying in bulk I can save my shekels
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50617>>50619 >>50620
>>50612
I want to bust a nut in her with my hip thrusting
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50618
>>50606
It knows it vexes you and will henceforth derive great pleasure in beaking you up at any opportunity, lad.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50619>>50624
>>50617
Thats called 'lusting'
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50621>>50622 >>50625 >>50628
>>50614
I bet if I pushed her she'd stay on her back like a turtle
>>50615
fuuuuuuuu
hopefully he'll drink at his friends place or something
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50622>>50626
>>50621
>I bet if I pushed her she'd stay on her back like a turtle
That would be really mean lad
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50624>>50630
>>50619
*accidentally cums while she rubs my leg*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50625>>50627
>>50621
More like a bug. When you push them over they can't get up and die.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50626>>50629
>>50622
what if I helped her back up and called it banter?
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50628>>50641
>>50621
1am, at his mates yard
*your bro chatting up a whaleshark*
>no honestly he wont mind
>its only my brother at home
>lets get a taxi
at pembs gaff, 1.30am
>theres only 4 of us pembs we wont be noisy we promise
2 hours later
*ambulance arrives*
>she only drank a whole bottle of vodka I dont know why shes in a coma
vanlad projects his worst ever night, the post
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50629>>50641
>>50626
She'd be forever in your debt and you'd have to marry her.
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50632>>50633
>>50631
>not getting off as many times as possible while you have the chance
I have the fast-reload perk tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50633>>50636
>>50632
why would you do that though? sounds painful
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50635>>50637
>tfw no pettibone gf to exercise free speech with
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50636>>50638 >>50639
>>50633
>sounds painful
Not if you have the fast-reload perk, lad. Everytime is as good as the first time. except the 10th when you bleed and cry
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50640>>50643 >>50645
>>50638
I can tell youve not had a missus with a higher sex drive than you, lad.
>tfw half a beer and you can do them in the pooper
It has its benefits though.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50641>>50647 >>50648
>>50628
oh god please no
it probably won't be that far off smh, it's for his 18th too
>>50629
a-ah…. I can't do that
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50642
>>50634
>that pic
Im as qualified as Bill Nye.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50643>>50647
>>50640
I'm a virgin
>anal
even more disgusting
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50644>>50646 >>50651
>>50637
Just a pair of pro white twins.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50645>>50647
>>50640
IGNORE SODOMITE ORDERS
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50646
>>50644
oh her
Id do her good I would
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50647>>50649 >>50657
>>50641
That was my friends 17th and they bought girls back. Smh lad goodluck.
>>50645
Its not an order its an anecdote.
>>50643
>virgin
Lad.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50648>>50657
>>50641
>a-ah…. I can't do that
You pushed her over. She's yours now, whether you want her or not
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50649>>50652
>>50647
>Lad.
And what? smh at you
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50652>>50654
>>50649
I was being sympathetic, I could have said
LAD
& pic related
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50653
>>50650
>its a Rare Earth Pill converges with the NeetVarg Pill episode
Sweet
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50654>>50655
>>50652
I don't want sympathy for being moral
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50655>>50656
>>50654
Wrong choice of words then, apologies, I was being empathetic to your moral standpoint.
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50657>>50660
>>50647
>this actually happened
jesus
>>50648
fine I'll keep her…
>>50650
cheers la
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50658>>50659 >>50661
>>50656
I grimace as I say "lad" in solidarity. Im just fucking with you tbh, are you waiting for marriage?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50659>>50662 >>50665
>>50658
lads don't get killed if they can't prove their virginity on the wedding night smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50660
>>50657
>happened
Yep. Also that night (morning technically) I threw up in my porch and slipped on it, knocking myself out for 3 hours partially outside in the snow and woke up to my neigbour calling an ambulance whilst gently slapping my belly. Dont do drugs, kids.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50661>>50667
>>50658
>are you waiting for marriage?
whatever happens happens tbh
If that is the case(marriage) then I will want it very soon tbh, despite my circumstances
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50662>>50663
>>50659
Are your really a virgin, lass?
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50665>>50666 >>50670
>>50659
>but lasses do
The german-muslim environment is wearing off on you, lass.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50666>>50668 >>50669 >>50670 >>50672
>>50665
no I was quoting the bible
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50667>>50675
>>50661
Fair enough, thats a good stance to have. Im a hypocritical womaniser so dont ever listen to me.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50668
>>50666
Of course you were Debil tribs
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50670
>>50665
>>50666
smh gotta be P U R E, satan
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50671
>>50664
>animated poorly
>accent is atrocious
>the jokes aren't even funny
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50672
>>50666
>devil trips
Aye, my mistake.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50673
>>50664
criminally unfunny
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50674>>50676 >>50677 >>50678 >>50679 >>50690 >>50714
Hi lads
Found this on the Beeb btw
Wives wanted in the Faroe Islands
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39703486
>There's a shortage of women in the Faroe Islands. So local men are increasingly seeking wives from further afield - Thailand and the Philippines in particular.
Nowhere is safe
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50675
>>50667
ye tbh, when I sort myself out, I'll try and marry as soon as I can, maybe in 1-3 years, we can't afford to leave things too late while pakis outbreed us and so on
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50677>>50682 >>50684
>>50674
>wives
>Thailand and the Philippines
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50678>>50685
>>50674
I swear I heard this story ages ago, they must be pushing it again as a blackpill
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50679>>50681
>>50674
What i don't get is why they don't just go to mainland Scot- Oh right yeah smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50680>>50690
>raining
>door seal is leaking a drop every 1 or 2 minutes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS WATER TORTURE
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50681>>50686
>>50679
i knew a qt scottish ginger girl aaaaahhhhhhhhhh ladsss
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50683>>50689
>fan
>fanatic
never realised before smh
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>>50681
Is it the one Alberto went out with?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50687>>50691
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50688
>>50686
alberto lives in london
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50689
>>50683
>Ultra
>Ultra-fan
>ultra-fanatical
Its fun to do this tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50690>>50693
>>50676
>>50674
Old news tbf they probably have all of the chinks they want now
>>50680
quick seal all cracks with duct tape and smoke a lot of rollies to calm down :^)
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50691>>50697
>>50687
It's probably just lazy journalism tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50692>>50696
>>50592
I have an addiction to Twiglets. I hate how they taste but if you give me a bowl of them I'll finish them, no questions asked.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50693>>50706
>>50690
>gas myself
Ill shake the battery around while Im at it, and light the gas burners
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50694>>50706
>>50567
tbh it's a very posh gun maker so we'd have to save up too afford just one gun tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50695>>50699
only 2085 kids will get this
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50696>>50698
>>50692
>no questions asked
Thats how crisps are meant to be eaten
>mmm nice crisps, what typ-
WHACK
NO QUESTIONS ASKED
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50698>>50702
>>50696
No lad, I genuinely do not like twiglets. But I can't stop eating them.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50699>>50709
>>50695
>an excuse to B.O.N.D post
*toots imaginary horn*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50702>>50704 >>50706
>>50698
Thats fucking odd lad. Once you pop you cant stop..
>once you twiglet you cant cease it
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50704>>50707
>>50702
It's like tiny big black dicks smh now I know why lasses love them so
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50706>>50716
>>50693
after the collapse we can also sell mobile gas chambers for quick removal
>>50694
trying to find the pic of the nogs with a blunderbuss mounted to a cart as "artillery" from Tintin in the Congo smh
>>50702
>/newbrit/: marmite addicts anonymous
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50707>>50711
>>50704
>tiny black dicks
*throws twiglets away*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50708
Wew lads I'm making posts and forgetting I even made them think I'm going mad unironically smh
Also NETTO!
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50711>>50719
>>50707
I wood suck them all night smh
>>50709
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
also do you shop at NETTO! lass?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50713>>50722
>>50705
>dolphin sex
You're only blackpilling me even more lad
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50715
>>50705
Eye sore that documentary smh, she lived in a house that was flooded to study them and fucked one smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50716
>>50706
Damn bedbugs tbh,
>ALBION MOBILE PEST EXTERMINATION
>Removing infestations from Britain
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50717
>>50714
And you're all fucking ugly
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50719>>50721
>>50711
Nettos died here somehow I hardly see them. I don't have anything to complain about though.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50720
>>50714
I support these based lasses
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50721
>>50719
smh, they died over hear because people were mocked as bums for going there smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50722
>>50712
RWDS
>>50713
That wasnt the intention tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50723>>50726 >>50732 >>50738
>>50712
>tfw shit hits the fan you burn down the druid camp and kill all of them with your shotgun while running them over in a range rover
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50724
Yellow fever sounds so disgusting too. I don't get why people find yellow brown nipped monkeys attractive
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50725>>50728 >>50729 >>50733
>>>/brit/279964
It's OK lad, you can post here. We won't bully you, promise.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50726>>50731
>>50723
>implying you wont fall into our druid punji sticks and become surrounded by dishevelled looking men with air rifles and crossbows.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50727
My poos are so hard it's starting to feel sexy
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50728>>50737
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50729>>50737
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50730>>50736
Who /randomlystoppedwatchingporn/ here? Don't know how I did it tbh smdh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50731>>50734
>>50726
*shoots you from 700 yards with lee enfield*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50732>>50735 >>50738
>>50723
>implying we won't have fortified every inch of our .2 acres, have built mad max battlevan chariots with alcohol-distilled piss gunpowder, be deadly shots from practicing with airguns and with rifles on our own 70m shooting range and have several hundred deprogrammed normies to die for us in the process of your destruction
give it up lad the druids always win in the end
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50733>>50737
>>50725
It's ok when the mods do it. They have to protect the userbase from those vile pedophiles on /newbrit/. Only the mods know what's good, that's why they have to look out for danger on foreign ground. God save the mods.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50734
>>50731
*senses your presence and dodges the bullet with his nofap powers*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50735>>50739 >>50745
>>50732
>.2 acres
always laff when I think about it
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50736>>50749
>>50730
Me. On November 29th actually I stopped earlier but I still tossed up until then.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50737>>50740 >>50742
>>50728
>>50729
I shouldn't have bullied him smh
>>50733
Mods are great, but you know who's really cool? Lean in and I'll whisper it in your ear. BOs
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50738>>50745
>>50723
>getting past the landmines and lead-weighted darts
Good luck, you will need it
>>50732
Dont forget the swivel-cannons on the shed roof lad.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50739
>>50735
Me too.
>we will own land
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50740
>>50737
you made him shy lad ;(
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50742
>>50737
Yeah. Don't scare him away, lad. smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50743>>50746 >>50747
>tfw I kill you all before you figure out how to even load your gun
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50744
>>50741
I'm feeling slightly bad for the ape child
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50745>>50753
>>50735
smh lad we'll be laughing if the collapse happens in the next year or so, if it doesn't then we'll have enough money to go for a proper smallholding and if it does we'll just annex the entire county tbh
>>50738
fun fact in the early days of european trading in indonesia the tribes all bought and made swivel guns and the way to determine who was the best clan and best chief was whoever had the most and biggest swivel guns mounted outside their huts
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.50747>>50750 >>50753
>>50743
>tfw dorset has an attitude but hasnt used his penis
Compensating lad?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50748>>50751 >>50754 >>50755 >>50756
>>50741
fuck shes got a black kid
>tfw black guys stealing all our womyn with their superior bbc
FUCK
>tfw cant compete
>tfw this ARYAN GODDESS will never want my little white dick
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50749>>50758
>>50736
How come you remember the specific date? My uses ended after I broke my lent nofap. Must have weened me off it and the subsequent use just didn't feel the same smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50751
>>50748
this is what porn does to you smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50752>>50756 >>50757 >>50763
>>50741
You know what needs to be done
Hopefully I can save one of the girls at my school from this but idk
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50753>>50760 >>50761 >>50766
>>50745
>£9k
>for all of you lads together
>enough money
wew lad
>>50747
why are you thinking about my willy?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50754
>>50748
The Big Black Cock memi needs to die. There is only one true BBC.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50755
>>50748
>superior BBC
Big Bore Cannons?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50756>>50759
>>50748
doesn't really matter who they steal. It creates more black children smh
>>50752
Save her from the BBC or Breivik?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50757
>>50752
Hahaha I love the fear on their faces lmao
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50758>>50762 >>50764 >>50765 >>50769 >>50772 >>50775
>>50749
Because it wasn't that far away and I know I started with just doing a harmless /nofap/ month in December. Now I can't stop help
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50759
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50760
>>50753
No yes for fuck sake you ruined it reeeeeeee you are the teflon-anon
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50761
>>50753
I've lived off worse
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50762
>>50758
>Asking me to help you masturbate
l-lass!
u r a good lamb
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50763>>50772
>>50752
>all those scribbles on the stone in English and only one in Russian
Russian confirmed for lingua franca in the future multicultural globalist world
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50764>>50768
>>50758
lad stop watching porn
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50765>>50768 >>50773
>>50758
I bet you have a terrible roastie now from all that wanking
smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50766>>50776
>>50753
> £9k
> 'enough'
Starting from nothing, yes its plenty lad. What do you own?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50767>>50771
>now have £3.03 in my steam wallet
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50768
>>50764
that's what our conversation is about
>>50765
I'm a guy fucking rude
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50769>>50779
>>50758
Jesus, lass. what porn
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50770>>50777
WHAT DOES LASS WANK IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we must know
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50771>>50790
>>50767
>3.03
Almost enough for a whole pint lad. Smh you might as well be pan-handling
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50772
>>50758
>can't stop nofap
Well this is new
idk much about female sexuality tbh but I think this is good
>>50763
Never noticed that tbh
Makes sense, Russia is so multicultural already.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50773
>>50765
If she's got a roastie stick to the gravy I always say
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50775>>50785
>>50758
have you tried installing an internet blocker and self-moderating? I use k9 and it works pretty well
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50776>>50780 >>50799
>>50766
3grand tbh
might just sell a load of shit and try and get some bennies
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50777>>50781 >>50782
>>50770
We already know. Enema BDSM if I recall
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50778>>50785
>all these lambs thinking dafty masturbates
she was saying she can't stop nofap smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50779>>50784
>>50769
Do you listen to what I said? I'm talking about how I didn't watch porn since that day and I can't stop not watching. Double negative.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50780>>50783
>>50776
You are such a fucking wind-up merchant fucking hell. buy gold and claim you spent your savings on scratchcards
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50781>>50794
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50782>>50794
>>50777
she gave me a winky face when I mentioned BDSM once ngl tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50783>>50788
>>50780
>buy gold
nice memi
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50784>>50786
>>50779
I just read what I wanted to read
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50785>>50787 >>50791 >>50794 >>50795 >>50796 >>50797
>>50775
see >>50778
how did BumBum get it and all of you not
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50786>>50792
>>50784
WHAT DID LASS WANK IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50787>>50796
>>50785
I did but it's a fun memi
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50788>>50793 >>50797
>>50783
Or shotguns or classic cars or stamps
OR LAND
>glowing skull options.png
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50789
==AHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T JUDGE US LASS=
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50790>>50804
>>50771
The Jewry is too strong to withstand
>I made £3.03 fake steam money
>Gayben and Valve made £6.06 of real pennies that a bunch of normie fucks spent to download .jpgs
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50791
>>50785
Because I am a real man who listens to women smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50792>>50800
>>50786
I already told you tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50793>>50804
>>50788
LAND
tbh a roving band of classic car bandits would be sweet.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50794>>50798
>>50781
>>50782
She said it was just a memi but who knows
>>50785
I did tbh but you overlooked me smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50795
>>50785
oh wew. I read it as you did nofap for december and failed afterwards. well that's nothing to worry about then lmao
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50796
>>50785
I filtered the immoral posts tbh.
>>50787
SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50797>>50798 >>50799 >>50804
>>50785
NO HYMEN
NO DIAMOND
>>50788
not sure if land purchase is even viable for me any time soon tbh
would be easier to steal it in the happening
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50798>>50801 >>50803 >>50805
>>50794
No I know you did, sorry I didn't give you a (You) for being such a smart lad.
>>50797
*hymen breaks during running* whoops guess I'll be stoned now
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50799>>50801 >>50808
>>50776
>>50797
lad you can buy land right next to us with that, and still have 300 shekels to get a tiny cuck shed so you can watch jealously as we make thousands with innovative business plans
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50800
>>50792
tell me i wanna know what type of porn do you like
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50801>>50805 >>50808
>>50798
>*hymen breaks during running*
yeah not believing that lass
>>50799
>innovative business plans
well I have my OWN business plans.. h-heh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50803
>>50798
*takes your (You) and puts it in the bank*
>>50802
kek
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50804>>50810 >>50814
>>50793
>fully armoured Jag E type
Sick tbh.
>>50797
Theres a space for you in our project when the happening happens, lad.
>>50790
>valve have achieved Jew-Symbiosis
Reeeeee they could have spent their pennies on mars bars or curtains
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50805>>50810
>>50798
>teehee it broke because i was 'horse riding'
t. pre-20th century wymyn
>>50801
You can always be an underling, we need someone to put up nithingpoles
>>50802
*nods respectfully*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50806
>>50802
based
*respects women*
Who /therealalpha/ here?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50808>>50810
>>50799
>cuck shed
*giggles*
>>50801
>own business plans
Are they exactly like ours but with blackjack and hookers, lad? If so count us in.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50810>>50812
>>50804
>>50805
hmm
>>50808
cant tell you my business plans sorry lad
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50812>>50815
>>50810
Thats fair. Look for the huge wickermen and replica stonehenges after the nukes hit. The code phrase is "reeeee fucking /brit/"
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50813
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50814>>50816 >>50819
>>50804
I AM THE NIGHT RIDER
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50815
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50816>>50817 >>50818 >>50819
>>50814
I want an Escort cosworth actually tbh, Boy Racer Druids.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50817>>50821 >>50825
>>50816
Always wanted a supercharged MR2 ngl tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50818
>>50816
>Not wanting a vintage hot rod with guns on it
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50819>>50820 >>50825
>>50816
>>50814
I had one these tbh lad, fucking thing blew up in Brighton infront of lots of girls on a saturday night.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50820>>50826
>>50819
Fuck ladddd that's gutting
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50821
>>50817
Lovely car tbh. I wasnt into Jap stuff because of parts prices 10 years ago - much better now with more ebay shops and that.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50822>>50824 >>50827
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Is James May a Druid shedlord?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50824>>50827
>>50822
>James May
Maybe
No he isn't
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50825>>50828
>>50817
>>50819
wish cars still looked like this, they're all so curvy and shit now smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50826
>>50820
Only old people drove that car in my area, but it was a bad boy - I bought all the rally tags for it the day before it blew up. smh cars are shit now.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50827
>>50822
>>50824
>shedlord
[hand rubbing intensifies]
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50828>>50830 >>50836
>>50825
Good lad, they ruined cars with curves. Pics related.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50829
Israelis have banter tbh
Are we the true Jews after all?
Think about it, only Brits have banter
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50830>>50832 >>50836
>>50828
They ruined cars when they started putting roofes on them smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50831>>50833 >>50843
BEST LOOKING CAR IN EXISTENCE
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50832>>50836
>>50830
Got that right fam.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50833>>50834 >>50835 >>50843
>>50831
close but no cigar
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50834>>50849
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50835>>50849
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50836>>50840 >>50843
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>>50828
rallying machine tbh
>>50830
>>50832
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG WE LOVE YOU
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50839>>50842
>>50837
*stops you drifting*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50840>>50842
>>50837
>>50836
*jumps all anons*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50841>>50844
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50842
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50843>>50846 >>50848
>>50831
>>50833
smh no taste
>>50836
SIMPLY SCRUMPTIOUS
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50844>>50847
>>50841
why are you so mean now
first the hugs
then drawing me as a woman
I thought we were friends
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50846>>50852
>>50843
I'm you, but drivable
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50847
>>50844
o-oh. Sorry, lass. I wouldn't be mean to a lass
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50848>>50852
>>50843
>3 wheels
Okay thats fine
>only ones at the front
RREEEEEEEEE NO THATS WRONG
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50849>>50850 >>50851 >>50857 >>50864
>>50834
>>50835
Lancia also came up with some fucking insane concept versions of the Stratos
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50850
>>50849
I looooooooooooove lancias
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50851
>>50849
Shit they are sweet tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50852>>50854 >>50856
>>50846
>>50848
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE RELIANT
*careers around the corner blaring nasheeds*
ALLAAAAAH
AAAAAALLAAAAAAAAAH
AAAALLAH ACKBAAAAAR
*fllips and explodes*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50853>>50858 >>50860
>>50845
>Edward VIII described disabled brother as an 'animal'
>The future king said the royal family had 'silently prayed for' the death of his sibling John, who suffered from severe epilepsy and autism
was he secretly /ourking/?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50854
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>>50852
see also ancient druidic ritual allowing for the carrying of ceremonial razor sharp glowing 1000 degree spears
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50855>>50859
>>50845
she's not even that bad
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50856
>>50852
*puts fire out*
*flups robin back over*
*repaints*
*sells for £500*
Unkillable tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50857
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50858>>50861
>>50853
>no autistic King to save us from the neurotypical globalists
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50859>>50862
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50860
>>50845
Probably really loved her for some dumb reason but he never actually had to give up the throne, that was Jews or other shady shit tbh
>>50853
Yes, I've said it all along
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50862>>50865
>>50859
He did it for love lad you wouldn't understand his only crime is abandoning his country
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50864>>50868
>>50849
>that wheel
10/10 tbh. I want a car I can fly through space with.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50865>>50867
>>50862
> you wouldn't
Okay then
>>50861
>>50863
based lads
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50866
>>50845
He loved tranny cock more than the thought of being king
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50867>>50870 >>50882
>>50863
he looks sad here
>>50865
REEEEEEEE I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50868
>>50864
>I want a car I can fly through space with.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50870>>50873
>>50867
He's probably having a WW1 flashback.
>Albert Speer quoted Hitler directly: "I am certain through him permanent friendly relations could have been achieved. If he had stayed, everything would have been different. His abdication was a severe loss for us."
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50871>>50874 >>50876
>a car you can fly through space with
pic related Only Douglas Adams fans will get this.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50872
>>50869
*adds the channel to my mailing list*
Thanks lad!
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50873>>50875 >>50877 >>50878
>>50870
Wouldn't be surprised. Marrying that lads fucked up Europe forever wew
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50874>>50879
>>50871
shit film tbh
I don't actually have the books
I do have multiple copies of all of the Red Dwarf and related stuff though
>>50869
*learns*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50875
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50876>>50880
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50877>>50881
>>50873
He should've broken it off tbh but technically he could've still married her and kept the throne
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50878
>The interview was published on 22 March 1941 and in it the Duke was reported to have said that "Hitler was the right and logical leader of the German people"
>>50873
That's probably why he was forced to abdicate tbh smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50879
>>50874
>shit film
Couldnt find a decent radio series illustration tbh. The books are better.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50880
>>50876
Good lad. I sympathise with Arthur Dent more every day
>tfw just want a cup of tea
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50881>>50883
>>50877
Technically he could have kept it? Da Jooooish plot confirmed smh. What did the general public feel about it?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50882>>50893
>>50867
>REEEEEEEE I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
I knew you didn't. I'm just poking fun at you, really.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50883>>50886 >>50891
>>50881
>Technically he could have kept it?
Oh yeah, if the CofE didn't allow divorce then how the fuck was it created in the first place? Its creator divorced twice.
>What did the general public feel about it?
Take a guess (pic related)
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50884
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50886
>>50883
The king was the head of the church reeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50887>>50889 >>50890
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50888>>50903
>>50885
>von Ribbentrop
Oh dear lad, he was a total incompetent
It's probably fine tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50890>>50896
>>50887
we will all be guerillas soon lad.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50891>>50895
>>50883
Just sad. ((They)) managed to depose the king of then arguably the strongest country on earth against the will of the country just to put Evropa into eternal damnation.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50893>>50894 >>50897 >>50898
>>50882
I was just memiing about her anyway
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50894>>50897
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50895>>50902
>>50891
And that's why we hate them
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50896>>50900
>>50890
also this colin furze shed guy
>he spent £1700 on a fucking shed
smh lad maybe we just start with a really fucking nice shed and do LOCAL jobs to fund the druidic herb garden and chicken pen
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50897>>50940
>>50894
>(1)
Lad…
>>50893
*forgives you*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50898>>50904 >>50909
>>50893
Someday we'll get you to take the banterpill, don't worry
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50900
>>50896
Thats a feasible plan lad, but there are massive shed companies in wiltshire already. We can definitely advertise doing custom sheds though - you can get onto making a site for it tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50901
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>Beachmaster hasn't gotten a single (You)
Help him out, lads and lasses
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50902
>>50895
AHHHH THE HOLOCAUST DIDNT HAPPEN BUT I WISH IT DID
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50903>>50907
>>50892
>>50888
I would've preferred Heydrich or Skorenzy tbh, I don't even match Ribbentrop that well.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50904>>50907
>>50898
>take the banterpill
Maybe if she gets some real English experience she might :^)
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50905>>50906
still don't know what porn she liked smh tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50906>>50908 >>50912 >>50915
>>50905
Old men sticking hoses up girls' arses and filling them full of water until their bellies expand.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50907>>50910 >>50911 >>50918
>>50903
Skorzeny became a Mossad agent right?
>>50904
wew lad let's keep it moral here
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50908
>>50906
Sounds hot wrong tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50909>>50913 >>50919
>>50898
what is the banterpill?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50910>>50918 >>50919
>>50907
That was a lie created by the daily mail tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50911>>50919
>>50907
>implying I wasnt being moral
I meant at a pub lad. :^)
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50912
>>50906
si this a memi or does she really like this stuff?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50913>>50963
>>50909
Having your mates call you a spastic while you chug cheap lager at a wetherspoons
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50915
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50917
>>50914
*betrays apes to fight on the sides of the humans*
BASED
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50918
>>50910
>>50907
That being said there's literally no non Jewish source on whether he joined so I don't believe it.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50919>>50921 >>50927
>>50909
When all your mates call you a twat but it's OK because you're mates and you really are a twat
That sort of thing tbh
see pic related
>>50910
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
>>50911
Oh, of course.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50921>>50928
>>50919
Thats a nested-example lad. You also need to explain that calling a friend a twat is dissimilar to calling a stranger a twat.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50922>>50931
>>50920
>van
top kek
Why am I sleeping?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50923
>>50920
>sword pointed up
There is one God, Newbrit ackbar!
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50924>>50930 >>50937
>>50920
That's the smallest pembs I've ever seen.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50925>>50926 >>50929
>>50920
Because it doesnt include me?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50926>>50929
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50927>>50932
>>50919
She has to watch the inbetweeners tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50928>>50931 >>50935
>>50920
>I'm not the tallest one
smh
It's good tbh
>>50921
Problem is I can't stop memiing so I'm bantering even when trying to explain banter smh
We should do a guide for foreigners at some point tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50929
>>50925
>>50926
*shit eating grin*
Thanks lass I can see me at the end *does small jig*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50930
>>50920
Comfy tbh
>>50924
What did Daftie mean by this smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50931>>50934
>>50928
but eddy wasn't actually tall
>>50922
idk it started with creating 22st pixelart but I went away from that
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50932>>50933 >>50936
>>50927
This tbh
Lass make sure you watch it, it tells you everything you need to know about banter
It's normalfag stuff, but it's actually good
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50933>>50938 >>50941
>>50932
It's the archetypical British school experience from pre-smartphones.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50934>>50939
>>50931
Well people were a lot shorter back then.
Besides, I'm tall.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50935>>50941
>>50928
Banter is so nuanced it requires being shown it in a proper english pub-setting :^)
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50936>>50945 >>50950
>>50932
banter is just humour with friends and partly without, no? and it can include crude jokes and insults if necessary. But just calling names doesn't really sound like banter to me. But ok thanks for the recomendation.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50938
>>50933
*for the lower middle class
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50939>>50950
>>50934
You didn't pick a smart avatar.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50940>>50946
>>50897
Is it a crime to make your first post of the evening or something?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50941>>50948
>>50933
>pre-smartphones
They ruined everything reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>50935
That's true tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50942
There's always Spaced tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50943
>>50937
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😤🔫
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50944>>50946
>>50937
>6'0
this triggers herts
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50945>>50949
>>50936
>calling names isnt banter
it is when they have a truthful component meant to lighten a bad situation. Like always calling a fat lad Skinny Pete.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50946>>50947 >>50949 >>50953
>>50940
yeah
>>50944
Yeah yeah. Just wanted to make a manlet memi smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50947
>>50946
I'm sorry. Please no bully.
I was busy earlier, doing something else.
I wasn't fapping
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50948>>50954
>>50941
Nah they helped me out no end tbh lad. Can shitpost up ladders now.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50949>>50959 >>50963
>>50945
Well that I understand. And it actually is funny. Also why did you address my implied lack of banter just now, my post had nothing to do with that
>>50946
Did you forget Herts' height?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50950>>50957 >>50959
>>50936
>banter is just humour with friends and partly without, no?
Sort of, more like being really rude to each other more or less all the time, but it's OK because you have fun and you know deep down that you all love each other.
That's the tl;dr but honestly watch he show if you can get it. You may not understand it but we'll see.
>>50937
kek, saved I'm 6'1 reeeee
>>50939
I don't pick my avatars, they pick me.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50951
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50952>>50962
wish my neighbours would ufcing die
i can hear them next door ones having a shower
their boiler is so loud and i keep hearing banging nosies against the wall its so fucking loud
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50953>>50959
>>50946
ah wait sorry I get it never mind it's me who's stupid sorry my mistakee
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50954>>50969
>>50948
There's a pub just down my road tbh, might go when I turn 18. Is there anything more British than a nice pub?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50955>>50958 >>50971
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is another banter show tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50956
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*dies of AIDS contracted from having a blood transfusion following a miscarriage*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50957>>50976
>>50950
Lad it's not like I don't make fun and insult my friends all the time. It's not exclusive to Britain if that's what you thought.
>inb4 daftie having friends
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50958>>50971
>>50955
Simon peg sold and and became really unfunny.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50959>>50966
>>50949
no, was supposed to be "6'0 and 5'9" and the joke being that they look so drastically different despite being so close. Then again I didn't do that with Pembs. If ucked up smh.
It's 6'1 for Herts?
>>50953
You're apologising a lot lately, las. STOP BEING STUPID
>>50950
>kek, saved I'm 6'1 reeeee
knew it actually remembered your height being 6'4 before I read this post tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50961
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50962>>50964 >>50982
>>50952
Do you have autism by chance? It could explain why you hate noises. Among other things.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50963
>>50949
>implied lack of banter
peabraindruid.png
I thought I was following a healthy vein of banter explanation. I may be mistaken. Beginning here
>>50913
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50964
>>50962
Autism is a code word for anti-White.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50965>>50972
Didn't turn out as nice as I'd hoped smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50966>>50971 >>50974 >>50976
>>50959
Yeah sorry lad I only got that now. Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry.
Herts is 6'2 I think lol fucking manlet only 6'4s can count themselves as tall
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50967
>>50573
Yeah, I didn't like it.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50968
'Overly obese' body sparks Ohio funeral home fire
So this is why some Jews look fat in some photos from the death camps
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39735904
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50969>>50976
>>50954
A pint, a kebab and a fight. Not a man until youve glassed someone over football and headbutted them again over a kebab. Disclaimer: I live in a van.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50970
>>50920
Thankyou for making me cute lass x
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50971>>50973 >>50975
>>50955
mike is my spirit animal
>>50958
jews did it tbh, fucking Big Cinema
>>50960
*slowmo draws and fires pistol fingers at the screen*
>>50966
saying sorry all the time is quintessentially nubritish tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50972
>>50965
there are a couple of other transparent OKs here
http://emojipedia.org/ok-hand-sign/
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50973>>50980 >>50983
>>50971
*Dodges and throws a grenade at the screen*
Spaced is so good.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50974>>50977
>>50966
You're cute, lass. I forgive you for saying sorry. And true. My brothers are both 6'4 something I believe.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50975>>50983
>>50971
>jews did it tbh, fucking Big Cinema
Yeah, he sold his soul to the Jews, and now he's just a shadow of who he used to be, empty, and unfunny.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50976>>50978 >>50979
>>50957
>It's not exclusive to Britain if that's what you thought.
But our banter is different, I can't quite explain how, it's hard to put into words.
Also
>having friends
NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
jk I do it with my mates a lot, especially my taig friend and a not so based Northerner
>>50966
I'm actually sort of halfway between 6'1 and 6'2.
>lol fucking manlet only 6'4s can count themselves as tall
>t. 5'4
>>50969
>a kebab
Skewered, presumably?
>Not a man until youve glassed someone over football and headbutted them
This tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50977
>>50974
You're such a brazen flirt, honestly.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50978>>50981 >>50983 >>50986
>>50976
I'm perfectly secure in my shortness
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50979>>50986
>>50976
Normally in a pitta or whatever so uou have a hand free for punching scousers
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50981>>50984 >>50985 >>50987
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50982
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50983>>50987 >>50988 >>50990
>>50975
>>50973
tbh I liked At World's End, isn't that his most recent film?
apart from being in JewJew Abrahamic's abortions
>>50978
smh shorties are cute but also
>condemning your children to a life of being manlets
>>50980
*steals a tank and crashes it into Disneyland Paris*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50984>>50992
>>50981
>good for hiding in crowds
>less materials for clothes
>less deisel to transport you
>can walk under doorways without limboiing
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50985
>>50981
It's different for girls, they get away with being short.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50986>>50993
>>50978
I never implied otherwise
>inb4 I'm insecure about my height
>>50979
That's a handy piece of advice there lad
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50987>>51005
>>50981
Napoleon complex tbh
>>50983
I haven't seen it, I heard it was OK, nothing special.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50988>>50991 >>51005
more banners not posting them in the meta thread because devilish tbh
>>50983
that chard told me my children will not have the manlet gene.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50990>>51005
>>50983
No, that's a bit old now.
"Absolutely Anything" was just horrible. Tedious and twee. One "gag" was a walking dog shit, literally. Didn't make me laugh once.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50991
>>50988
kek, those are nice.
You should do a smirk emoji banner
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50992
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50993>>50996
>>50986
ALWAYS HAVE A HAND FREE FOR PUNCHING SCOUSERS
and
ALWAYS PUNCH SCOUSERS
Are the only two things a young relative of mine taught me. Hes currently in prison for punching lots of scousers.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50994
>little laurie actually saying something that isn't completely retarded
https://twitter.com/PennyRed/status/857694019622768642
AAAAAH
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50995>>50999 >>51005 >>51007
I heard short girls have wide vaginas
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50996>>50998 >>51001
>>50993
The scousers are like Jews, only stupider and worse looking tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50997
>tfw no jennay gf to give me a slow blowjob while holding my hand that is slightly awkward and shes never done it before and not sure if shes doing it right but shes eager to please and swallows all of it then looks up at me and gives a big smile and i pat her on the head and say 'good girl'
▶ 64aadc (751) No.50998>>51003
>>50996
The dreaded, beatles.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51000
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51001
>>50996
>scousers are jews
Makes sense tbh.
>stupid accent/language "scouse"
>"chosen race" is understandable though
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51002
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51003
>>50998
>the Beatles
They were subverting us, scousers confirmed yids
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51005
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>>50987
muh cornetto trilogy
it's good tbh
>>50988
>the Big Guy gene is dominant
uuuu
>>50990
Didn't see that film
>situational comedy with aliens
So they rehashed Paul but made it worse?
>>50995
it's the hips mate
>tfw no shortstack
smh if only irl dwarves weren't disgusting mutants
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51006
>>50999
It's true that I heard it, but I don't know if it's true.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51007>>51014
>>50995
Cannot verify. Some have been slightly oddly positioned though.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51008
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51009>>51011 >>51012 >>51015 >>51016
>>50999
>suicide girls
Am I regret it if I look this up?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51010>>51031
>dildos for 10 year olds
The baby looks like it's in pain
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51011
>>51009
just pictures of my legs :^)
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51012
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51013
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51014>>51020
>>51007
jesus christ that's spooky. What do you mean.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51015>>51017
>>51009
They're just a bunch of freakish pinup models. Most of them have weirdly dyed or shaved hair and have faces full of shrapnel, but some of them have rare genetic disorders too.
I don't really get it but I guess I'm not their target audience anyway.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51016>>51017
>>51009
They are "grungy" glamour models. Dreads, piercings, tattoos etc.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51017>>51018 >>51019
>>51015
>>51016
I won't waste my time then
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51018
>>51017
Basically an entire team of Moldylocks types.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51019>>51022 >>51026
>>51017
What would they have to appeal to to make you "waste your time", lad?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51020>>51024
>>51014
The 'entrance' has been further up or down the pelvic area than the hallway, a couple that have been lopsided by atleast an inch with a central hallway all looked fine tbh, just moved about a bit. Forgive my building euphemisms I do not intend this to be sexual.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51021
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw have got stuck on the autism curve and Dwarf Fortress is too easy but can't be bothered to learn how to play Aurora 4x or Rule the Waves
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51022
>>51019
time is now a euphemism for semen
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51024>>51027
>>51020
Oh. I thought it was positioned on the leg or something.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51025>>51028
>>51023
shit never mind i made it public lol
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51026
>>51019
I simply meant looking it up on jewgle smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51027>>51029
>>51024
An inch each way makes it look like that on skinny lasses, lass. some can stand in such a way as what a normal woman would show 2 of at that angle, she would show only one. I cant be more graphic tbh i dont know the science words for fanny
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51028>>51030 >>51034
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51030>>51032
>>51028
>no (no hankypanky either)
????
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51031>>51033 >>51040
>>51010
>dildos for 10 year olds
(nonces out)▶ 64aadc (751) No.51032>>51042
>>51030
Secret answer tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51034>>51038
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51035>>51036 >>51038 >>51044
>>51033
(encouragin noncery)▶ 64aadc (751) No.51036>>51041
>>51035
lass what the fuck
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51038
>>51035
Lass i think that image is pushing some limits.
>>51034
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51040
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51041>>51043
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51042>>51045
>>51032
This seems like a spy poal tbh
But is one to do if you've done both?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51043>>51050
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51045
>>51042
I don't know just click the yes or no.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51046
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51047>>51048 >>51049 >>51052
>(41)
Fuck I should go lads
Goodnight
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51048
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51049
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51050>>51051 >>51052
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51051
>>51050
it looks really gay lass
please stop
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51052
>>51047
Night, lad
>>51050
don't encourage noncery, lass. I banned him. Wouldn't really mind that Pepe if it wasn't in reply to that post
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51053>>51054
AAAAAAAH HOW DO I FOCUS ON COURSEWORK
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51054>>51055
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51055>>51057
>>51054
But lad, I need to research stuff online
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51056>>51059
Reduced the bans to 1 hour
Reduced the bans to 1 hour
Reduced the bans to 1 hour
Reduced the bans to 1 hour
Reduced the bans to 1 hour
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51057
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51058>>51061 >>51065
what did they mean by this????
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51059
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51060>>51063 >>51066 >>51067 >>51072
Okay I ended the bans. Just don't post noncery
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51061
>>51058
you don't even put effort into editing it
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51062
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51063>>51064
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51064>>51068 >>51071 >>51074
>>51063
because I felt like 4 days were too long. They get a warning tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51065
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51066>>51069
>>51060
I just wanted to reply to imperium lass's gay community post, smh. I didn't realise there was a nonce above it.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51067
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51068>>51071
>>51064
fucking heck grow some balls
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51069>>51076
>>51066
ookay
I just wanted to come hard down on noncery. Forgive me
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51071
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51072
>>51060
Just ban these fucking paedo (1)s already and enforce flags.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51073>>51075 >>51077
>tfw 22st does something wrong on purpose to get bullied
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51074
>>51064
Wait you banned Neo? I thought you unbanned the >(1). Alright then.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51075>>51077
>>51073
tbf i think you're right
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51076>>51080
>>51069
So this is how you felt when you used to get banned on false charges of noncery.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51077
>>51073
>>51075
No. I fucked up. This doesn't feel good
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51078>>51079 >>51087
We need to make a list of known bullies in these threads
>Neo
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51079>>51082
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51080>>51087
>>51076
I'm sooorryyy laaaaaaaaaass ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51082>>51086
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51083>>51085 >>51090
>>51081
lad what are those spooks about?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51085>>51089
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51086>>51088
>>51082
I expected you saying that lad.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51087>>51088 >>51091
>>51078
I'm one of the nicest people on the board lass.
>>51080
It's all right lad, it was only a mistake. I should rein in my shitposting before it gets me into more trouble.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51088>>51092 >>51102
>>51086
you're the biggest bully of them all
>>51087
actually, you're worse
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51089
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51091>>51102
>>51087
>It's all right lad, it was only a mistake. I should rein in my shitposting before it gets me into more trouble.
No please don't. Let me turn back time 20 minutes instead
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51092>>51095 >>51102
>>51088
But I will protect you from Neo trying to castrate you
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51093>>51096
>>51090
fucking hell lass those are spooky
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51094>>51098
*bullies literally everyone with magical druid wedgies*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51095
>>51092
ok lad, I forgive you
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51097
>>51090
*takes out blunderbuss*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51098>>51100
>>51094
I keep getting wedgies at work this week lad have you cursed me because that is really not on tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51099>>51103
>>51096
Woah lass are you trying to give me a heart attack?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51100>>51101
>>51098
>wedgies
>work
do you do the live stress testing of new pants or something
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51101
>>51100
I do a lot of walking around and my pants keep going up my arse.
Lad it's a serious problem because I have to wait until I can go on break to fix it in the toilets
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51102>>51104 >>51105 >>51106
>>51088
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh I don't deserve this abuse.
>>51091
O-okay, I'll go back to where I left off. Please don't dwell on this lad, it's all in the past.
>>51092
WEW
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51103>>51107
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51104
>>51102
>O-okay, I'll go back to where I left off. Please don't dwell on this lad, it's all in the past.
Thank you
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51105>>51110
>>51102
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh I don't deserve this abuse.
>calls me a homo
>trying to turn me into a chinky lass
No lass, you deserve it
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51106>>51110
>>51102
>I don't deserve this abuse.
You have plans weakening the men of /newbrit/ so that they're defenseless. I won't stand for that.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51107>>51109
>>51103
It's okay lass, i love a good old spook
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51109>>51111 >>51113
>>51107
did jim ever do anything with this
was it jim? I think it was him
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51110>>51112 >>51114 >>51116
>>51105
I'm only trying to help you connect with your true self lass.
>>51106
But they're so cute like this, and they're much more interesting to draw surely.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51111>>51115 >>51117
>>51109
No he only made one episode and never any more.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51112>>51119
>>51110
But they won't be able to defend the fort when the enemy arrives and we will perish. You're completely selfish smh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51113
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51114>>51119
>>51110
>I'm only trying to help you connect with your true self lass.
No you're not
You're trying to convert me to gayism and trannyism
You're evil
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51115
>>51111
YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51116>>51118 >>51119
>>51110
Also. Imperium has a good enough lore as it is, he doesn't need to be made into a girl. But that applies to almost anybody anyway. You just have a genderbent fetish that you project.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51118
>>51116
deepest genderbent law tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51119>>51120 >>51121 >>51122
>>51112
We can whip them into fierce amazons in a time of crisis, don't worry.
>>51114
You need to have more fun in your life lass.
>>51116
N-no I don't.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51120>>51131
>>51119
>You need to have more fun in your life lass.
>eternal hellfire
>AIDS
>prolapsed anus
>bitchtits
>fun
Stop projecting your genderbending fetish
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51121>>51131
>>51119
but imperiumbloke is right
>wanting a gay board
I don't see the fun in that
>N-no I don't.
Do you want to turn me int a boy or a girl?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51122>>51124 >>51131
>>51119
*deploys anti-gaybo LARPing counterspells*
wickermen tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51123>>51125 >>51128
i want jennay to be my gf
im going to bed
i hope i dont wake up again and die in my sleep
kill me
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51124>>51128
>>51122
merlins beard you might be able to convert me to based baganism with your spellcasting
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51125
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51126>>51129 >>51131
>tfw it's a Ranma 1/2 episode of /newbrit/
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51127
Also
>imperium has good enough lore as it is
I'm just a man
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51128>>51136 >>51138
>>51123
YOU'RE A 27 YEAR OLD MAN JUST BEAT YOUR MOTHER INTO LINE AND GET A JOB AND FIX YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR SHIT UP
smh if i had it i would post the ultimate zoomed in red blurred screaming pepe REEEE
>>51124
tbh chinky religion is basically paganism anyway
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51129>>51130 >>51132 >>51136
is this pic accurate? what is correct and what isn't?
>>51126
I have nothing against Ranma 1/2 type of sex switching but Ranma 1/2 didn't have estrogen shots
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51130>>51133
>>51129
The two at the front are full of hubris and this was obviously created by a LARPer.
smh tbh lass
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51131>>51133 >>51134 >>51135
>>51120
Lass, what happens on the internet stays on the internet.
>>51121
I don't really want a gay board tbh.
>Do you want to turn me int a boy or a girl?
22stone prefers drawing you as a girl so that's the way I'd rather keep you. It's your brand now.
>>51122
Please don't deploy your witchcraft against me lad, I'm just having a bit of fun.
>>51126
>it's every episode of /newbrit/
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51132
>>51129
highly innacurate, should have Lutheran Protestantism as high tier and European Paganism as top tier
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51133
>>51130
>>51131
The smh was meant for neogeo tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51134>>51139
>>51131
>Lass, what happens on the internet stays on the internet.
>pretending to be a chinky woman even though everyone knows that you're actually a man on the internet is more fun than just being a man on the internet
Lass. You can't fool me
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51135>>51139
>>51131
But what if I was a girl? Wouldn't you want me as a boy then?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51136
>>51128
Love a bit of pointless tbh
>>51129
no, protestant is only good one Although Roman Catholic has some impressive architecture
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51138>>51152
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51139>>51140 >>51141 >>51142
>>51134
It's all right lass, you'll come around to it after a while. I just hoped the funposting might stop you cutting yourself tbh, you should take better care of yourself.
>>51135
Not a big burly one like that at least.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51140>>51145
>>51139
What sort of lads do you prefer then lass?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51141>>51145 >>51152
>>51139
>I just hoped the funposting might stop you cutting yourself tbh,
I haven't cut for about a week now. You don't help
>you should take better care of yourself
No.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51142>>51143 >>51145
i love him lads
>>51139
You can obviously see that your funposting just bullies him yet you continue. Funposting only works when both parties have fun
>not liking based Gords
wtheck m8
also it was pretty irrelevant to my post anyway
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51143>>51144 >>51152
>>51142
>jim135
how many do you have?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51144>>51150
>>51143
a lot about 190 but he's a special case
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51145>>51146 >>51147 >>51148 >>51150
>>51140
I shouldn't say anything about that here. I've already hurt 22st's feelings several times by delving into that subject, even in jest.
>>51141
>No.
Please take better care of yourself.
>>51142
I just hoped they would start to enjoy it because everyone else took it in good humor even when they turned it down.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51146
>>51145
>I shouldn't say anything about that here. I've already hurt 22st's feelings several times by delving into that subject, even in jest.
It's fine and understandable.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51147>>51166
>>51145
But you do take it too far and it gets annoying because it actually implies homosexuality whether you like it or not. And I imagine it wouldn't be fun if you were called gay all the time. It's just bullying.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51148>>51149 >>51150
>>51145
>Please take better care of yourself.
why
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51149>>51151
>>51148
It will make you enjoy life a little more.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51150>>51151 >>51157
>>51144
wew, that's a lot, tfw deleted all my massive image folders of character screens a while ago, and now I can't find some of the fan art that I actually liked
>>51145
Alright then lass, don't worry.
>>51148
Because we like you.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51151>>51155 >>51157
>>51149
I've tried it. It doesn't help.
>>51150
I don't think you really do
>Because we like you.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51152>>51155 >>51156 >>51159 >>51162
super rare beddybyes OC tbh
>>51143
better dye your hair, get a carrot top, a pigtail and a chinectomy if you want to woo him lad
>>51141
>>51138
smh you both deserve bullying tbh but so does neo
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51153>>51154 >>51155 >>51162
who /cheekilyteachesdogtosiegheil/ here?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51154
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51155>>51176
>>51152
Nighto lad, and I might just have to chop my chin for that literal carrottop aesthetic.
>>51153
My cat is nearly there, whenever he wants to be stroked he raises his paw now
>>51151
You're part of our board lad.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51156>>51158
>>51152
Why does he have horns?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51157>>51161 >>51176
>>51150
to what show?
>>51151
You should find a motivation for that otherwise it won't work. Granted people on the internet telling you isn't much of a motivation. It's just part of overall getting your life back up. Take the /improvment/ pill lad.
>I don't think you really do
well I like you too.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51158>>51160
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51159
>>51152
saved tbh. sleep well little druid.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51160
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51161>>51163
>>51157
It was more than just one show, it was all sorts of vidya, anime, and other stuff, I still have some of the little snippets I made for avatars but not full images.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51162
>>51153
/angrynatavist/ dog
>>51152
night lad
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51163>>51170
>>51161
I have all kinds of folders to shows and bands lel I watched. Never deleted them even though I was close to.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51164>>51165
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51165>>51174
>>51164
benis benis benis
how are you lad
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51166>>51168 >>51172 >>51175
>>51147
I guess you're right then, and I don't like being called gay either. I'll give him a break since he hates it so much.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51167>>51169
I couldn't sleep
Who /naughtyboy/ here?
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51170>>51177 >>51182
>>51163
never understood band fandom stuff tbh, the girl I knew who got really into MCR and bands like that weirded me out. It's only know I have sizeable folders of David Bowie and David Sylvian Not sure why I deleted all the old stuff tbh.
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51173>>51184
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51174
>>51165
:DDD I'm alright thanks, you?
>it's a part of the turner diaries came on in shuffle episode
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51175>>51178 >>51179 >>51180 >>51184 >>51187 >>51225
going to see adventures in my hidden planet in my dreams now
probably won't be there tomorrow bit busy tbh
and saturday probably not either
and sunday neither
bye tbh
>>51166
That's really great to hear
will work on new OC (big one this time) when I get the time I think my powers regenerated.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51176>>51183
>>51157
Lad I don't know what you think my situation is, but other than the fact that I'm completely miserable, there's nothing outwardly going wrong with my life.
I try to lift, but I'm usually just too unmotivated to actually do it
>>51155
None of you know enough about me to like or dislike me.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51177>>51181
>>51170
tbf MCR is pretty shit emo
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51181>>51185
>>51177
Oh yeah it's total crap, but the only "fandom" person I knew was obsessed with it
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51182>>51188 >>51196 >>51214
>>51170
>the girl I knew who got really into MCR
I'm so glad I never got the music. Wew. What a shit band no idea why they even got popular.
But that didn't excuse me having some weird shit taste either way.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51183
>>51176
I think you're an alright lad but you're right we don't know
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51184>>51185 >>51186
>>51173
*checks post history*
>>51175
have fun, lass. Night
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51185>>51189
>>51181
People who fill up their life with a "fandom" and obcess over one thing are the least interesting people on eath, followed by stoners.
>>51184
wew that's an awfull idea, i bet Leon made it
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51186>>51189
>>51184
Hey, that wasn't me!
Where are you seeing that anyway?
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51188
>>51182
I've always had a good taste tbh :^)
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51189>>51190
>>51186
I'm a mod, lad
>>51185
>wew that's an awfull idea, i bet Leon made it
Top kek
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51190>>51191 >>51193 >>51198
>>51189
But that's not my ID!
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51191
>>51190
it's the ID you had in a previous thread. You have the same IP
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51192>>51194 >>51195
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51193>>51197
>>51190
If you weren't guilty you would've had had the you option tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51194
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51195>>51199 >>51201
>>51192
You posted your nip to encourage it tbh. It makes sense
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51196
>>51182
My sister had an emotionally unstable obese friend who was mad into MCR. This is the kind of person who would get upset if she saw "skinny bitches" on the TV, or would take up vegetarianism for a week and act incredibly sanctimonious to anyone who ate meat during that time. I hear she decided to take out the family car without a license and crashed it a little while ago. That's everyone who listened to MCR in my mind.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51197>>51198
>>51193
That was a mistake!
NEW IMPORTANT POAL!
http://poal.me/1jm8ad
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51198>>51200
>>51190
wew how are you this stupid
>>51197
22st I'm going to let you ban this one since I have to go now
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51199>>51201
>>51195
This x1000
Pic related see.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51200
>>51198
Check the poll results, it was someone else!
http://poal.me/1jm8ad
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)▶ 64aadc (751) No.51201
>>51195
its cheaper than buying DNA tests lad!!
>>51199
Kek glad you like it
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51202
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51203>>51205 >>51206 >>51211
It's nice knowing there's a horde of lurking (1)s waiting to strike tbh.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51204>>51206 >>51207
>tfw 40 mins to do this coursework and I'm only through the first task
FUCK POWERPOINTS
FUCK LEAFLETS
FUCK REPORTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51205
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51206>>51209
>>51204
smh iktf
>>51203
weird feeling tbh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51207>>51209
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51209>>51212
>>51207
>>51206
I'M A FIGHTER!!!
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51211
>>51203
*stands in the shadows in solidarity with you*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51212
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51213>>51216
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*chants in japanese girl*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51214>>51217 >>51236
>>51168
*cuddles you*
>>51182
I unironically like two of their songs tbh, don't judge me.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51217>>51218
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51219
I'm a lesbian, not a man.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51220
>>51216
DELET THIS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEWD THE NEORANGA GIRLS
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51221
>>51218
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51225>>51226 >>51227 >>51234
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>>51175
Being an underage lass on an imageboard would be challenging tbh. I don't know how daftie does it. Imagine all the concentrated sexual energy from autists pummeling you damned near every day. Sure, the whores would get off to this, but what about daftie?
Has she neutralised her femininity in order to survive here? Is this her survival strategy against a torrent of unrelenting autism and hyper-sexualised betas? Why does she flagfag but not tripfag?
I know if I was her father I'd discourage her from posting on here but know that in the back of my mind I'd secretly want her to do it. Strange thinking about what compels an underage lass to come here tbh.
Oh well, hopefully she doesn't ruin her life and/or kill herself.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51226>>51230
>>51225
Are you ok?
Also lads I actually have no idea how I'm meant to compile and upload all the materials so I might set my pc clock back a couple hours and then email them all in tomorrow saying I couldn't figure out how to upload all my work.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51227
>>51225
tbh, I still just assume anyone claiming to be a girl is roleplaying.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51229>>51233 >>51251
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51230>>51231
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>>51226
>Are you ok?
Yes, but is daftie?
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51232>>51235
>>51228
No. It was only 10 mins.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51233
>>51229
Ah fucking hell lad.. if you really can't stop then maybe the next best thing you can do is wean yourself off it..
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51234
>>51224
Smae lamb, don't mind me just fancied trying out being a /brit/ bully.
>>51225
>underage
I thought she was 17.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51235>>51238
>>51232
Why am I persecuted so?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51236>>51242
>>51214
*gets comfy under the covers*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51238>>51240
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51240>>51241
>>51238
I'm just trying to get to the truth…
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51241>>51244
>>51240
We already have it though :^)
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51242>>51245
>>51236
*hides in the closet and peeps through the open slants whilst slowly rubbing nipples and stimulating prostate*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51243>>51246
>>51237
Sometimes your autism is a bit obvious, lad. No offence.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51244>>51245 >>51247
>>51241
It's all a big misunderstanding.
I've been framed, probably by Pembs.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51245
>>51242
It's only a comfy cuddle, lad. Nothing to get so excited about.
>>51244
*forgives you*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51246>>51248
>>51243
Still got the (You)s so…
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51247>>51253
>>51244
I hope you arent binposter smh
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51248
>>51246
going to delete the post
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51249>>51252 >>51253 >>51254
Hail Herts lads. It's Bertie!
(Bertie banned for being Bertie)▶ 64aadc (751) No.51250>>51254 >>51255
>>51239
What's the proper response to an anon that's cutting himself?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51251
>>51229
Laaaad, what would Jing think?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51252
>>51249
I think the policy is to ban you, lad. Going to permanently ban you and you can appeal for Herts to see tomorrow. Don't declare yourself like that next time, maybe? Also you can tell Leon that she's unbanned.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51253>>51255
>>51247
I haven't ever posted a single bin. Apparently there is a posting history that can verify that. I've been accused enough already!
>>51249
Alberto lad, how are you old bean!?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51254>>51266
>>51249
I think you're banned lad
>>51250
I'd say to try and help even though he says he doesn't want help. I guess the classic /b/ way is encouraging him but we arent /b/
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51255>>51256 >>51266
>>51250
discourage it
>>51253
How do you know Bertie, lad?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51256>>51257
>>51255
>How do you know Bertie, lad?
Everyone knows Alberto.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51257>>51258
>>51256
You said you were from /brit/, right?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51258>>51262 >>51263
>>51257
Alberto, the Star Trek Posting master of darkness…
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51259>>51263
But, a germanic warrior, wielding a magic swastika rose against me…
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51260>>51261 >>51264
And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51263>>51268
>>51258
lad we want to know where you came from and who you are
>>51259
Who's that, lad?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51266>>51267 >>51269
>>51255
>>51254
Wrong. Get him sectioned and on anti-depressants and benzos.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51267
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51268>>51270
>>51263
>lad we want to know where you came from and who you are
If this were ever to get out, it would ruin my career in politics and I'd lose my job as editor-in-chief at Brietbart London.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51269
>>51266
Anti-depressants will just make him shoot up a school.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51270>>51278
>>51268
Raheem? You're our swarthy Welshman?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51271>>51272 >>51273 >>51275
I got a secret, lads. I'm actually magic. It's all about me.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51272>>51274
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51274
>>51272
I'm a wizard harry.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51276>>51277 >>51279
>>51275
*puts spell on you
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51277
>>51276
Give him rabbit ears haha
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51278>>51282
>>51270
You should do a picture of Lousie Mensh with "MENTAL" written across her forehead.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51279>>51281
>>51276
*casts PSY shield and counters with brainscramble*
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51280
You'd almost think this was a real tesco's leaflet.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51281
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51284>>51288
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>tfw you'll never have your own mech suit
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51285>>51286 >>51287
GIVE ME BACK MY NEEEETTTTLIFFFFEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51286>>51291
>>51285
I wish I could, lad. We need you to pay taxes for us
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51287>>51289
>>51285
Become a single daddy lad. Mummies get away with it all the time, now it's your turn.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51288
>>51284
Which school bully would you kill first if you had a mech? I'd go and smash Kieron's smug face in
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51289>>51290 >>51291 >>51294 >>51295 >>51297
*almost smashes computer in a fit of rage*
I'm alright tbh.
>>51287
But I'm infertile, lad.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51290>>51292
>>51289
infertile? What made you angry?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51291>>51292 >>51298
>>51289
Forgot your (You) >>51286
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51294>>51300
>>51289
you should become a pretty girl lad
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51295>>51300 >>51303
>>51289
yeah become a pretty girl like pembs
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51296>>51300
yeah become a pretty girl
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51297>>51300
>>51289
Adopt. Call them sexist if they refuse.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51298>>51300
>>51291
Did I conjure up a bad memory, lad?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51299>>51302
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YOU WA SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
*punches you over a thousand times at once*
Omae no wai mo shinderuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51300>>51301 >>51303 >>51305 >>51307 >>51308
>>51294
>>51295
>>51296
>ywn be as /cuteboy/ as Pembs
>>51297
I'm sure the only children available are gooks or niggers. No thnx.
>>51298
No it was 22st as I already miss my autismbux tbh and remembered he'll get to relax and shitpost while I'm wageslaving. Also missed two of my fave camwhores today because work.
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▶ 64aadc (751) No.51303>>51304
>>51295
laaddd
>>51300
top kek there's other people in pembrokeshire lad
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51304>>51306
>>51303
Confirm there's other people in pembrokeshire.
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51305
>>51300
>No it was 22st as I already miss my autismbux tbh and remembered he'll get to relax and shitpost while I'm wageslaving. Also missed two of my fave camwhores today because work.
Sorry, lad. smh
>ywn be as /cuteboy/ as Pembs
Why not?
▶ 64aadc (751) No.51308
>>51300
were you forced to wage slave btw?
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