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Just what you need to make you feel better

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dc319a (700)  No.49092[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

reeeeeeeeee

dc319a (700)  No.49099

>>49090

that's pretty sad tbh smh


dc319a (700)  No.49101>>49108

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>>49093

I regret nothing...


dc319a (700)  No.49102>>49104 >>49105 >>49106 >>49114

why dont we just have a cyclcical thread?


dc319a (700)  No.49103

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>>49090

i hate single mums so much


dc319a (700)  No.49104

>>49102

then GCHQ wont be able to read what we've posted before


dc319a (700)  No.49105>>49107

>>49102

Because we've always done it this way and we'll lose OC faster.


dc319a (700)  No.49106

>>49102

Won't posts then eventually die?


dc319a (700)  No.49107>>49109

>>49105

It the threads get really fucking bloated when it's 751 every time you enter plus all the posts that are made after that.


dc319a (700)  No.49108

>>49101

goodlad


dc319a (700)  No.49109


dc319a (700)  No.49111>>49116 >>49117

Pissy fucking weather here on the northern side of the Alps. If there is a God he's a dipshit for inventing rain.


dc319a (700)  No.49113>>49115

stayed off internet until now

did fuck all

hoovered and tidied

half heartedly practiced piano for like 10 minutes

watched a boring film

>>49112

>says he just came from /brit/

>wants to start thread wars

hmmmmm


dc319a (700)  No.49114

>>49102

1. Quality matters

2. I want to read what you say when I was gone


dc319a (700)  No.49115

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>>49113

>>says he just came from /brit/

>>wants to start thread wars


dc319a (700)  No.49116>>49119

>>49111

>doesn't like rain


dc319a (700)  No.49117>>49122

>>49111

I thought slavs were biologically designed to thrive in cold wet climates.


dc319a (700)  No.49118>>49124 >>49126 >>49237

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dc319a (700)  No.49119>>49121 >>49123

>>49116

Why should I like it when I'm riding home on a bicycle with only a light jacket and suddenly I'll get put into a shower with all my clothes on at high speed so that I'll have to dry all my clothes at home and put on new ones when I'll go back to school for afternoon lessons - on bicycle of course. Why should I like that.


dc319a (700)  No.49120

File (hide): 8c6910b86e7c278⋯.jpeg (97.42 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

stop complaining that this thread is crap!

This is /newbrit/ after all! Nobody actually reads the OP or cares about current events, it's just for shitposting!


dc319a (700)  No.49121>>49125

>>49119

Oh shut the fuck up.


dc319a (700)  No.49122

>>49117

fucking racist smh

It doesn't bother me in Petersburg at all even though we have rain 9 months a year and snow 3 months. It does bug me in Munich though for some reason. Maybe I naturally expect better weather.


dc319a (700)  No.49123

>>49119

Would be comfy hadn't it been for the afternoon lesson smh


dc319a (700)  No.49124>>49128 >>49132

>>49118

I-is that what your childhood was like?

I feel bad for you lad…


dc319a (700)  No.49125>>49127 >>49129 >>49131

>>49121

>he's a raincuck

enjoy your cold


dc319a (700)  No.49126>>49128

>>49118

Lad that's dark


dc319a (700)  No.49127

>>49125

>rain means cold

"no"


dc319a (700)  No.49128>>49130 >>49132

>>49124

Yeah smh. I made that pic

>>49126

Thanks for the (You), lad


dc319a (700)  No.49129>>49134

>>49125

But aren't you supposed to be able to stand the cold, lass?


dc319a (700)  No.49130>>49132

>>49128

Have you shown it to your parent?


dc319a (700)  No.49131>>49134

>>49125

>having a weak immune system

smh


dc319a (700)  No.49132>>49133 >>49137

>>49128

>Yeah smh. I made that pic

no you didnt i made it just now

>>49124

>I-is that what your childhood was like?

yes

>>49130

no


dc319a (700)  No.49133>>49134 >>49135 >>49136 >>49141 >>49147

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>>49132

Sorry, lad. I meant to reply but found it to fit me so well that I thought I might as well get some (You)s for it.


dc319a (700)  No.49134>>49137 >>49138

>>49129

lied in bed with a cold two years ago. That mean I won't have another for next 6.

Rain is just uncomfy when you're standing outside and it's really strong. Like it was now.

>>49131

At least I don't mind cold weather. Unless I get water poured over me.

>>49133

>lying

>stealing

lad


dc319a (700)  No.49135>>49137

>>49133

>stealing feels from another poster

shame on you lad


dc319a (700)  No.49136>>49152

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dc319a (700)  No.49137

>>49134

>>49135

yeah.

>>49132

I'm really sorry, lad.

>>49134

>Rain is just uncomfy when you're standing outside and it's really strong. Like it was now.

Alright. I guess it's just comfy since I don't really have to be somewhere


dc319a (700)  No.49138

>>49134

I guess the temperature plays into it a lot, rain that isn't freezing is nice


dc319a (700)  No.49139>>49140 >>49152

how can i make my brain want to do thingsreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


dc319a (700)  No.49140>>49144

>>49139

Cocaine lad


dc319a (700)  No.49141>>49152

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>>49133

>>49133

SHAME!

SHAME!

SHAME!


dc319a (700)  No.49142

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dc319a (700)  No.49143>>49145 >>49149

$1,002,405,115

is this a lot for a movie to make? apparrently that beauty and the beast movie made4 this much

is it a bomb?


dc319a (700)  No.49144

>>49140

not gonna happen


dc319a (700)  No.49145>>49146

>>49143

thats a lot


dc319a (700)  No.49146

>>49145

fuck i wanted it to bomb

i like when big movies flop its hilarious tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49147>>49152

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>>49133

you're getting shunned now lad


dc319a (700)  No.49148

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CRIKEY!


dc319a (700)  No.49149>>49153

>>49143

Episode VII only made about twice that so it's not too bad for a Jewsney movie with less brand power behind it.


dc319a (700)  No.49150

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

King Zog I Marries - 1938 | Today In History | 27 Apr 17


dc319a (700)  No.49151

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Girls To Match Cars - 1937 | The Archivist Presents | #94


dc319a (700)  No.49152>>49218

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>>49136

LAD I'M SORRYYYYY

ahhhh I draw a Pepe edit for you you have to forgive me now please

>>49141

*feels shame*

>>49139

Drawn anything today?

>>49147

I deserve it tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49153>>49154 >>49155

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>>49149

>>49149

Am I correct in inferring that you are genuine biological female, aka a grill?


dc319a (700)  No.49154>>49156 >>49160

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>>49153

Why do I keep getting these posts.


dc319a (700)  No.49155

>>49153

If my daughter ended up like that I would get suicide by cop


dc319a (700)  No.49156>>49158

>>49154

He's new from yesterday, lass


dc319a (700)  No.49157>>49159

Greetings. It is I; the BumBum King. I look forward to posting with you all as I am not familiar with image boards or image board culture. Please do not bully me.


dc319a (700)  No.49158>>49163

>>49156

I don't know lad, everyone on /brit/ should be familiar with us by now.


dc319a (700)  No.49159>>49162

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>>49157

Here have a free memi to start you off. Good luck friendo


dc319a (700)  No.49160>>49164

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>>49154

>>49154

How do you integrate your experiences on this thread with your IRL life as a grill?

Can't be easy…


dc319a (700)  No.49161>>49168

cold showers

No more colds ever


dc319a (700)  No.49162>>49166

>>49159

Thankyou. As a communist atheist I just love sonic and I am proud to adopt this memi. I will nurture and look after him and do battle with other browsers. One day my dream is to become the greatest memi artist of all.


dc319a (700)  No.49163>>49165

>>49158

He said he was from /brit/ and I don't recognise his posting style tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49164>>49173

>>49160

Well Dafty manages it just fine.


dc319a (700)  No.49165>>49167 >>49171

>>49163

maybe that's the one who keeps asking you about your OC and the people in it yet was unfamiliar with Pembs


dc319a (700)  No.49166>>49172

>>49162

Be careful what you get yourself into kiddo. This aint a game. Live by the memi, die by the memi.


dc319a (700)  No.49167>>49168 >>49170

>>49165

Everyone on /brit/ must have heard of pembs.


dc319a (700)  No.49168>>49169

>>49161

good lad

>>49167

I'm still sure that guy was bullshit


dc319a (700)  No.49169>>49175

>>49168

Where's that video of the Slavic nursery where they dunk kids in ice water


dc319a (700)  No.49170

>>49167

>tfw infamous


dc319a (700)  No.49171>>49176 >>49178 >>49181

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>>49165

It's those troublesome anons. We need a no anons policy tbh

Also there is a lad here who is intentionally trying to fuck with my head but he's a good lad smh


dc319a (700)  No.49172>>49174 >>49178

Why does /brit/ persecute you so? Also, may I join your community? At the moment I am a mere loner drifting from pixelated place to pixelated place. A nomad if you will. Lik the cowboys of old.

>>49166

I'm a careful kind of guy. I will only do battle with weaker opponents.


dc319a (700)  No.49173>>49198

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>>49164

Does she now.

And how does she cope?

You see, things are discussed here in ways which must be totally alien to the socially-programmed female mind.

I just wonder how you deal with it all.


dc319a (700)  No.49174>>49185

>>49172

TheBumBumKing? Do you have amnesia now, lad?


dc319a (700)  No.49175>>49190

>>49169

grandmum did that with me as well when I lived with her until age 3 then mother stopped because she's too much of a pussy and now my immunity system is shit thanks mum


dc319a (700)  No.49176>>49180

>>49171

Fucking with your head doesn't sound like a good feature.


dc319a (700)  No.49177>>49180

I WANT OC AND I WANT IT NOW!!!


dc319a (700)  No.49178>>49180 >>49183 >>49185 >>49191

>>49171

>trying to fuck with my head

That sounds like bullying lad

>>49172

The one they call 'Monarch' from /brit/ is the weakest poster in these lands. Defeat him and I shall reward you


dc319a (700)  No.49179>>49183 >>49505

Can you do gif flags? Gif spoilers? Gif deleted file banners?


dc319a (700)  No.49180>>49192

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>>49176

It's notGCHQ, he's only managing to do it because of my little brain.

>>49177

Will take a while, lad

>>49178

You're the bully.


dc319a (700)  No.49181>>49182

>>49171

>but he's a good lad smh

He seems like a legit autist to me.


dc319a (700)  No.49182>>49184

>>49181

He is a legit autist, lass.


dc319a (700)  No.49183

>>49178

Do you know, lad? >>49179


dc319a (700)  No.49184>>49187

>>49182

Do you think he's that Caithness guy then?


dc319a (700)  No.49185>>49188

>>49174

I have never posted here before lass. Or maybe I have. I cannot keep track of my travels in the multiverse. It is possible that my actions in the future, through some fault in the space-time continuum, have manifested in the past. Alas, now truly shall I post here.

>>49178

I shall destroy him and bring to you the heads of his children.

BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


dc319a (700)  No.49186

test


dc319a (700)  No.49187>>49189

>>49184

No. notGCHQ is a good lad.


dc319a (700)  No.49188>>49195

File (hide): 68996bb26c54ad6⋯.png (45.65 KB, 1050x931, 150:133, Based Gordon Based NA.png) (h) (u)

>>49185

>multiverse

>tfw there exists redpill Gordons

Do you know him, lad?


dc319a (700)  No.49189>>49191

File (hide): fa1e6e3e63f3282⋯.jpg (144.53 KB, 490x470, 49:47, stares8.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49187

Which one is he?


dc319a (700)  No.49190

>>49175

Never too late to start tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49191>>49193 >>49722

>>49189

He is not the new poster from yesterday/today. He's the lad who often uses different IDs and makes (1) posts. This is him >>49178


dc319a (700)  No.49192

File (hide): 6b03ab72a3e2643⋯.png (54.75 KB, 500x500, 1:1, image.png) (h) (u)

>>49180

You owe us all some real OC after you stole that other poor lads entire life story, and claimed it as yours…

YOU HAVE TO ATONE YOURSELF!

SMH TBH LAD!


dc319a (700)  No.49193>>49194 >>49204

>>49191

I'm not that lad, lad


dc319a (700)  No.49194

File (hide): ab3d303e53998da⋯.jpg (3.44 KB, 124x109, 124:109, 1465476992196.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49193

you're never nobody


dc319a (700)  No.49195>>49204

>>49188

There is a name I have not heard in a long time. I remember being lost in the great Yewa Chube desert when on the horizon I saw a shining figure in the ruthless sunlight. He approached me and lent me his teet to sup from and take strength to finish my journey. When I asked who he was he merely spoke "Gordo, bigot". Then he walked off and I saw him not but heard tell many tales of his deeds across the multiverse. They say he has begat a son. Part man, part hamster. Some say he intends to do ultimate battle with his father through this form of self duplication.

God help us all if his eye turns toward us.


dc319a (700)  No.49196>>49197 >>49204

File (hide): 96ff9d6da4d0653⋯.jpg (116.73 KB, 774x809, 774:809, 6a00d83451c29169e2014e5f86….jpg) (h) (u)

This board's obsession with identity is unhealthy and counterproductive


dc319a (700)  No.49197

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>It's a Capitalist propaganda episode

>>49196

probably


dc319a (700)  No.49198>>49199 >>49203 >>49204

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>>49173

TIL Neo girl can't cope with /newbrit/ and it has turned her into a social misfit.

Should women be banned from Internet usage? We should have a pol.


dc319a (700)  No.49199>>49200 >>49201

>>49198

dubs say leave


dc319a (700)  No.49200>>49201

>>49199

wow more dubs needed to confirm


dc319a (700)  No.49201>>49202


dc319a (700)  No.49202>>49206

>>49201

*arrests you*

There's only one way to get out of this.

*nods towards my benis*


dc319a (700)  No.49203

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dc319a (700)  No.49204>>49211

File (hide): 3358d79d3f58d03⋯.png (17.04 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 36524330.png) (h) (u)

>>49193

I'm just going to assume whoever says this is you tbh

>>49195

Beautiful, lad

*adds this to official Gordon lore*

>>49196

we should become a melting pot of anons

>>49198

Some of us loves lasses, lad


dc319a (700)  No.49205>>49207 >>49209

File (hide): 58907e8c4d5e9dd⋯.jpg (17.92 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Shipka1.jpg) (h) (u)

I have discovered a new waifu but she is eastern European


dc319a (700)  No.49206

File (hide): 5aefaa52d51e0b4⋯.png (17.92 KB, 800x750, 16:15, image.png) (h) (u)

>>49202

That's an attraction benis!


dc319a (700)  No.49207>>49212

>>49205

Didn't they make her touch herself in a TV show when she was underage smh?


dc319a (700)  No.49208>>49214

File (hide): 55d4dce4b7315ab⋯.jpg (37.05 KB, 274x198, 137:99, Shipka2.jpg) (h) (u)

"Oh BumBum King you're so silly with your anti-Eastern European banter!"


dc319a (700)  No.49209>>49215

>>49205

Those are some thick turkbrows.


dc319a (700)  No.49210>>49213 >>49216 >>49223

be back at 4, see you


dc319a (700)  No.49211>>49219

File (hide): 597644434af4fc9⋯.gif (98.06 KB, 315x380, 63:76, image.gif) (h) (u)

>>49204

>Some of us loves lasses, lad

Pic related, it's me ITT.


dc319a (700)  No.49212>>49216

File (hide): 8e63a928db11a3d⋯.jpg (48.62 KB, 915x469, 915:469, Shipka3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49207

Sort of they used camera angles to imply she was masturbating smdhfucking paedowood

Also, the Oklahoma bombings were justified tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49213

File (hide): 2d63fa9ea04b6c2⋯.png (679.82 KB, 900x720, 5:4, flirty.png) (h) (u)

>>49210

Take care.


dc319a (700)  No.49214>>49217

>>49208

Looks as if Hermione got plastic surgery and a coke habit


dc319a (700)  No.49215>>49237

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>>49209

Turks and Russians are basically the same thing lass smh


dc319a (700)  No.49216>>49221

>>49210

Later, lass

>>49212

she looks dead inside poor lass


dc319a (700)  No.49217>>49220

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>>49214

YOU FACKIN WANSUM M8!?!?!?


dc319a (700)  No.49218

did a walk

cold wind felt like it was biting and poured a lot of rain down

>>49152

nice pepe

>Drawn anything today?

no


dc319a (700)  No.49219>>49232

>>49211

>anon anoney, pudding and pie

>looked at the grils and made them cry

BASED


dc319a (700)  No.49220>>49222

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>>49217

She looks as bad as Maisie in that one.


dc319a (700)  No.49221>>49224

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>>49216

I will save her from the bullies and redeem her soul unless she got raped by the jews smh


dc319a (700)  No.49222

>>49220

No she doesn't


dc319a (700)  No.49223

>>49210

Bye lass


dc319a (700)  No.49224>>49225

File (hide): fc4fd6474a89ce1⋯.jpg (8.14 KB, 266x200, 133:100, robbie rotten.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49221

That's quite a chin.


dc319a (700)  No.49225>>49227

File (hide): e9f1745cc7128f0⋯.jpg (124.91 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Shipka7.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49224

>Being a chinless gorp

Also,

"It's time for din dins bumbum!"


dc319a (700)  No.49226>>49402

File (hide): 08ad07bfa5e10fd⋯.jpg (87.51 KB, 306x400, 153:200, Shipka8.jpg) (h) (u)

*becomes a moth*


dc319a (700)  No.49227>>49228 >>49230

>>49225

Look how skeletal her arms are. I bet I could snap them like twigs.


dc319a (700)  No.49228

File (hide): 38e4d82c2f4d869⋯.jpg (115.76 KB, 319x400, 319:400, Shipka9.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49227

That's because you are a 5'10 man lass

"BumBum get in the car! We have to take you to the handsomeness doctor to stop lasses falling in love with you like I have!"


dc319a (700)  No.49229>>49230 >>49231 >>49234 >>49264

File (hide): aaccbfe0421f6fe⋯.jpeg (87.13 KB, 968x950, 484:475, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

IMPORTANT POL

>should /newbrit/ have a lewd day where we all post intimate photos?

>boys post benis or abs, grills post any other nudes

>most attractive benis gets to go on date with best grill nudes as prize

/newbrit/ dating.

http://poal.me/g0pyai


dc319a (700)  No.49230>>49233

>>49227

> I bet I could snap them like twigs.

Bit unladylike, lass

>>49229

Lad what are you


dc319a (700)  No.49231>>49235

>>49229

good idea tbh, no one should be ronery


dc319a (700)  No.49232>>49236 >>49243

File (hide): 6ced081a0122742⋯.png (1.18 MB, 750x1158, 125:193, kingnigger1.png) (h) (u)

I caved and bought a Victorinox Huntsman, it's suprisingly small smh

at least I won't get too much trouble from the po po for carrying it I guess

>>49219

Went to Jewb centre lad, good news.

I can keep getting UC, so that's din dins, water and internet expenses covered.

They've also put me on the start to the New Enterprise Allowance thingo which will bring in ~£300/mo for half a year or something.


dc319a (700)  No.49233>>49238

>>49230

I'm just using it as an example of how frail she is. She looks like a gulag survivor.


dc319a (700)  No.49234>>49239


dc319a (700)  No.49235

>>49231

Thanks lad, I pride myself on my "outside the box" thinking.


dc319a (700)  No.49236>>49242

>>49232

Top work lad, I can probably claim that too if we are splitting the plot. £300p/m is epic.

>tfw you will be waiting for me to earn shekels

reeeee


dc319a (700)  No.49237

File (hide): 558094f0a9d942d⋯.jpg (425.37 KB, 1782x950, 891:475, Circassian.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49118

>mum wouldn't let me go outside with schoolmates on the rare occasions that I was invited out because "it's a school night"

>is surprised later on that I'm a social retard

I know these feels

>>49215

>Turks and Russians are basically the same thing

hmm


dc319a (700)  No.49238

>>49233

You can tell by her surname that she is from the Gulags lass. I saved her and sent her to America where she became a succesful actress. She learned Maui Thai boxing to defeat the Jews and not get raped like the other child actors.


dc319a (700)  No.49239>>49240 >>49245

>>49234

I guess there should be the option of posting legs too :^)


dc319a (700)  No.49240>>49241

>>49239

Can I post intimate photos of my van instead? Like the manifold or power steering pump?


dc319a (700)  No.49241

>>49240

lad… yeah


dc319a (700)  No.49242>>49244 >>49254

File (hide): fae9ffdb57e7c06⋯.png (351.36 KB, 894x894, 1:1, letsgetthisgoing2.png) (h) (u)

TAKE THE SUPERIOR VARGNEETPILL

No excuse for anything else

>>49236

You can get on UC and start on NEA straight away tbf, it means a weekly visit to a job centre though. You might be able to get out of that with some jewish tricks though, saying your job means you travel and overnight a lot and so often can't get back in time.

No rush because I still need to do my driving tests, go through the NEA scheme etc

When we do the job (Saturday?) I'll bring my initial business plan for you to look over and we can change it, then I'll have it in the job centre for the beginning of NEA next Tuesday.


dc319a (700)  No.49243>>49251

>>49232

Get a douk-douk lad, slim, proven design, with a spring that is a strong as most locking systems and a blade you can sharpen to a razor. Tribesmen used to use them to hunt in French colonies. They're also dirt cheap and look cool.


dc319a (700)  No.49244>>49251

>>49242

comfiest pill tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49245>>49259

>>49239

*i will remember this*


dc319a (700)  No.49246>>49252

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The painted face of a queer future | Jacob Mallinson Bird | TEDxCourtauldInstitute

Don't be bigots


dc319a (700)  No.49247>>49250

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who /sexyandseventeenyearoldgf/ here?


dc319a (700)  No.49248>>49249

File (hide): 710664052ad6912⋯.png (3.13 MB, 1553x1600, 1553:1600, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Who /isgoingtohavenightmares/ here?


dc319a (700)  No.49249>>49256

>>49248

>daftyandherts.png

Lad edit that out before herts comes back smh


dc319a (700)  No.49250>>49253

>>49247

Is there a bumbum king who isn't a pedo?


dc319a (700)  No.49251>>49255 >>49258 >>49259

File (hide): 2a5f1ff307efd9f⋯.png (66.02 KB, 236x236, 1:1, 8r678679.png) (h) (u)

>>49243

>douk-douk

smh lad I just paid £42 for the Huntsman, it has a locking blade though so it would be a good idea. Have to save it for next month, don't want to spend too much smh

>>49244

everyone should take it and become homesteading hermits tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49252>>49256

File (hide): d946fe7d8de05d2⋯.jpg (60.48 KB, 663x466, 663:466, maisie.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49253

File (hide): afc9b0efbf303fb⋯.jpg (46.89 KB, 846x974, 423:487, LucyBarker.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49250

>Lusting after post pubescent women is paedophilia

Also,

>pedo


dc319a (700)  No.49254>>49261

>>49242

Good lad. I dont think I can claim UC for 3 months because I voluntarily quit my job, in 4 days. NEA is almost definitely fine though, Ill call them this week tbh.

>guildford

Im still hassling my customers lad, no response from Guildford but theres one in Cobham, london which might be too far for you. Im spending today and tomorrow on the phone so I should know soon.


dc319a (700)  No.49255>>49258 >>49261

>>49251

Douks are like 14 pounds and locking blades are illegal to carry :////


dc319a (700)  No.49256

>>49252

Maisie?

>>49249

I'm living dangerously, lad


dc319a (700)  No.49257

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>No sixth form gf to slap your hands away as you run your hand up her shirt while kissy wissies


dc319a (700)  No.49258>>49261 >>49282

File (hide): 04c4dc27c4a6cdc⋯.jpg (260.18 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, IMG_0229.JPG) (h) (u)

>>49251

>>49255

>Douks

I use Opinels lad, £5-12.50 each, kek. Best steel Ive ever used.


dc319a (700)  No.49259

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

xrumpffs btfo

>>49245

ahhhh it's just banter

>>49251

agreed lad


dc319a (700)  No.49260

*PUNCHES THROUGH THE TRANNY'S SKULL AND ENDS HIS LIFE*


dc319a (700)  No.49261>>49262 >>49281

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>>49254

If I can get good times for the train I might be able to get there and back..

>£48 return during off-peak

nvm lad smh

>>49255

That's why I said it's a good idea lad, I'll probably order one next month.

Not getting the air rifle until we're on the land, it needs a registered firearms dealer to handle smh

>air guns are now deadly firearms

I just want to buy shotguns from the supermarket REEEEE

>>49258

will have to decide later, hm


dc319a (700)  No.49262>>49268

>>49261

>rfd

I can go and buy it tbh, surplus store is in Crawley. Just cant have it shipped to you, youd need to pick it up from somewhere registered.

>48 return

Fugging hell Ill let you know lad, thats a bit much for a few hours work.


dc319a (700)  No.49263

You're one of the bullies aren't you?


dc319a (700)  No.49264

File (hide): c3adc626fa8189d⋯.png (6.26 KB, 224x224, 1:1, image.png) (h) (u)

>>49229

IMPORTANT POL RESULTS ARE IN!!

>EVERYONE VOTED IN FAVOUR OF /NEWBRIT/ LEWD DAY!


dc319a (700)  No.49265>>49266 >>49268 >>49288

Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants

DELAYED memi MAGIC: BIG BOARS

>Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/04/25/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/100876844/


dc319a (700)  No.49266

>>49265

The muslim fears the pork


dc319a (700)  No.49267>>49269 >>49270 >>49273

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I have been summoned.


dc319a (700)  No.49268>>49275

File (hide): 83b131207b32cfb⋯.png (195.12 KB, 780x804, 65:67, based natural fauna.png) (h) (u)

>>49262

If they don't have to be registered to the purchaser you could get it from Crawley and bring it up next month when we have a squizz at the plot? smh how to get the money through though - no bank acc yet?

Been /thingken/ about that actually, might be worth setting up a "company account" or smth that you can use but not be tied to directly so as to not alert the noses to your debts.

>>49265

tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49269>>49271

>>49267

Horrible.


dc319a (700)  No.49270

>>49267

>Western "culture"


dc319a (700)  No.49271>>49272 >>49276

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>>49269

*skates at you*


dc319a (700)  No.49272>>49274

>>49271

You're the one with the wicked benis, aren't you…


dc319a (700)  No.49273

>>49267

Where are the blacks?


dc319a (700)  No.49274>>49280

File (hide): 8e244d9cb03cd74⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.13 KB, 600x450, 4:3, benis pepe.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49275>>49278

>>49268

Im setting a normal current acc up on tuesday, that should sort my payments from jobs, and I can get the air rifle for you then.

>company acc

Certainly required for the smallholding, then any goods-sales can be put straight into it - dont have to worry about our personal tax on it then. Worth asking Citizens Advice Bureau about that tbh.


dc319a (700)  No.49276

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>>49271

Is it cerddoriaeth o'clock?


dc319a (700)  No.49277

File (hide): bb0d765097c5a2d⋯.jpeg (23.69 KB, 236x436, 59:109, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

File (hide): d4baa9ca605176c⋯.jpeg (37.8 KB, 594x434, 297:217, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

File (hide): c298892f0107b0c⋯.jpeg (41.01 KB, 460x276, 5:3, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 42888b6a75196d6⋯.jpeg (98.82 KB, 860x483, 860:483, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

The lads and lasses of /newbrit/ are getting in shape for the first ever lewd day


dc319a (700)  No.49278>>49279 >>49331

File (hide): 4d37557d7cf8d0b⋯.png (1.01 MB, 720x634, 360:317, Vargcast.png) (h) (u)

>>49275

Will go see them tomorrow, it's worse than the job centre smh, nobody at the desk and the room full of boomers and single mothers

I'll get back to you next week then for arming up


dc319a (700)  No.49279

>>49278

>that image

top kek


dc319a (700)  No.49280


dc319a (700)  No.49281

>>49261

If they bring in the air rifle registration I'll be fucking pissed


dc319a (700)  No.49282

>>49258

Opinels have a locking system, not allowed outside.


dc319a (700)  No.49283>>49289

>When your sixth form gfhas braces and those tight little black skirts for uniform

Lambs . . .


dc319a (700)  No.49284>>49286 >>49294

I miss Alberto tbh

Do you?


dc319a (700)  No.49285

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Stolen from 4chan:

HAPPENING: MARINE CUCKING MACRON

There is a Whirpool factory that must be closed in the city of Amiens and relocated in Poland, Macron announced that he would visit them today but this coward just went to the commercial chamber (kilometers away) meeting """representatives""" behind closed door.

Just few hours laters Marine made a surprise visit at the factory meeting the workers themselves.


dc319a (700)  No.49286>>49287 >>49290 >>49291

>>49284

Aren't you supposed to be new, lad?


dc319a (700)  No.49287

>>49286

I err, I err…


dc319a (700)  No.49288>>49298 >>49299

File (hide): 117220c21adb887⋯.png (140.29 KB, 351x380, 351:380, Obelix.png) (h) (u)

>>49265

Somebody say wild boars?


dc319a (700)  No.49289>>49292 >>49296

File (hide): 7f0d10b79574846⋯.png (253.28 KB, 621x375, 207:125, clegg pain.png) (h) (u)

>>49283

>tfw have thing for lasses in uniforms but never had a gf at school


dc319a (700)  No.49290>>49293 >>49298

>>49286

I told you Barbosa is always behind it all.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he is talking with people on /brit/.


dc319a (700)  No.49291>>49298

>>49286

who /thinking/ here?


dc319a (700)  No.49292

>>49289

I did and it was great but ruins one's performance in tests etc smdh


dc319a (700)  No.49293

>>49290

You are probably on to something…


dc319a (700)  No.49294>>49298

>>49284

I miss Luna tbh but I suspect you're Alberto lad.


dc319a (700)  No.49295

Alberto was a one man memi machine

He was always the driving force behind Brit/pol/


dc319a (700)  No.49296>>49300 >>49301 >>49302 >>49320

>>49289

>mfw shagging chubby redhead tinder slag

>mfw she went to catholic school

>mfw she still has the uniform

>mfw she wears it while I fuck her up the arse and call her a naughty girl


dc319a (700)  No.49297

>the budgie keeps copying my noises

REEEEEEEEE


dc319a (700)  No.49298

File (hide): a6bce7d6dacf760⋯.png (845.39 KB, 779x489, 779:489, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>49288

Based pro nationalism comics and films tbh. In the latest film the med Jews tried to make the Gauls integrate into a roman society by building a Roman cityclose by their settlement but the Romans got BTFO.

*eats boar to become strong and fertile*

>>49290

Getting suspicious tbh

>>49291

me, lass

>>49294

Same, lass.


dc319a (700)  No.49299>>49308

>>49288

Surprised no one has made getafix oc for the druids


dc319a (700)  No.49300

>>49296

White genocide NOW

tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49301>>49304 >>49305

>>49296

Haha, yeah this lass is Albertron


dc319a (700)  No.49302

File (hide): c16a9d54de45443⋯.jpeg (49.76 KB, 613x479, 613:479, image.jpeg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49303

Albertron of the Deceptacons


dc319a (700)  No.49304>>49306

>>49301

Why does Alberto have to show up and ruin every thread?


dc319a (700)  No.49305>>49306 >>49309

File (hide): e483aee1cbeb5bc⋯.jpg (52.3 KB, 314x467, 314:467, marcus-garvey1_jpg.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49301

I've been accused of being 3 different people in the space of a few hours on this board. You're all paranoid


dc319a (700)  No.49306>>49314

>>49304

>>49305

We don't take kindly to weirdos round these parts. I suggest you leaf.


dc319a (700)  No.49307

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who /BIGBLACKMAGIC/ here? smh how can white magician druids even compete?


dc319a (700)  No.49308

File (hide): d9987737515b953⋯.jpg (52.93 KB, 403x502, 403:502, getafix.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): c7d2442d4d4ebb5⋯.png (163.27 KB, 475x730, 95:146, getafix.png) (h) (u)

>>49299

I used a few back when the raids were happening.


dc319a (700)  No.49309>>49313

>>49305

Whom'st is this?


dc319a (700)  No.49310>>49312

File (hide): e91ba9c83b9ee59⋯.jpg (295.71 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 6c9.jpg) (h) (u)

>mfw alberto always pops up again and again and i defeat him literally every single time


dc319a (700)  No.49311>>49315

File (hide): 795d7c52765cb07⋯.png (643.11 KB, 490x700, 7:10, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

BLEACHED


dc319a (700)  No.49312

File (hide): 48c0723fdc95d4f⋯.gif (462.51 KB, 646x466, 323:233, TrustNobodyNotEvenOtherPep….gif) (h) (u)

>>49310

He is subhuman tbh we must be ever watchful smdh


dc319a (700)  No.49313>>49317

>>49309

I'm 22's handler. He can vouch for me.


dc319a (700)  No.49314>>49316 >>49317 >>49323

File (hide): 7f5a810d3f9155b⋯.jpeg (149.27 KB, 1007x768, 1007:768, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>49306

>We don't take kindly to weirdos round these parts. I suggest you leaf.

Kek, look around you son…


dc319a (700)  No.49315

>>49311

Based Franco Belgian comics


dc319a (700)  No.49316>>49318

File (hide): d838a2e026ad6d4⋯.jpg (73.21 KB, 800x800, 1:1, BumBumInTheBullyDome.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49314

*looks around and sees a weirdo called 5b49e2*


dc319a (700)  No.49317>>49321 >>49322

>>49313

Yeah

>>49314

This bullying reeks of Bertie


dc319a (700)  No.49318>>49319

>>49316

Let's not fall out lad, it's not worth it.

What are your passion a and interests? Let's see some field where we can get on.


dc319a (700)  No.49319

File (hide): 4696c5f7d48786e⋯.png (10.99 KB, 800x800, 1:1, BumBumSax.png) (h) (u)

>>49318

My passion is marrying my fifteen ear old gf


dc319a (700)  No.49320

>>49296

Sick work lad, very impressive.


dc319a (700)  No.49321>>49324

>>49317

ban her lass


dc319a (700)  No.49322>>49324

>>49317

Its not me, I swear!


dc319a (700)  No.49323

File (hide): 5013cea3cc8dbcc⋯.png (89.47 KB, 500x216, 125:54, dylan.png) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49324>>49325 >>49327

File (hide): c282b9b2e742a57⋯.jpg (194.6 KB, 444x652, 111:163, 1427086105554.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49322

Are you admitting to being Bertie, lass…?

>>49321

Need evidence, lamb


dc319a (700)  No.49325>>49328

File (hide): c44c2fa228c3040⋯.png (92.37 KB, 800x800, 1:1, WeepingBumBum.png) (h) (u)

>>49324

b-but he admitted everything l-lass


dc319a (700)  No.49326

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>inb4 assassinated by nork lass ninjas


dc319a (700)  No.49327>>49328 >>49330

File (hide): af332328ccb7b54⋯.jpeg (801.87 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>49324

>Are you admitting to being Bertie, lass…?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I was denying it!


dc319a (700)  No.49328>>49332

>>49327

Post an image only Barbosa would post

>>49325

I'll keep you safe, lass. I just don't want to ban an innocent lamb.


dc319a (700)  No.49329


dc319a (700)  No.49330

>>49327

How do you know who barbosa is then?


dc319a (700)  No.49331>>49333 >>49343

>>49278

>arming up

REEEEE dont say that

Its only for target shooting killing vermin tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49332>>49334 >>49336

>>49328

>an image only Barbosa would post

This is obviously a trick.


dc319a (700)  No.49333>>49337

>>49331

You lasses are going to get Ruby Ridged smh


dc319a (700)  No.49334

>>49332

Just incriminate yourself already, lad. smh


dc319a (700)  No.49335>>49336

EVERYONE IS BULLYING ME BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ENOUGH OC BEING MADE!


dc319a (700)  No.49336>>49340

>>49332

>>49335

Only Albertron of the Deceptacons had a ginger gf lad. We see you smdh


dc319a (700)  No.49337>>49343

>>49333

>tfw wessex gets me killed

SEPERATE PLOTS TBH GUV, I DONT KNOW HIM


dc319a (700)  No.49338>>49339 >>49342

*bans everyone just to be safe*


dc319a (700)  No.49339

>>49338

Splendid Isolation.


dc319a (700)  No.49340>>49341

>>49336

I hate gingers. I think gingers should be exterminated.


dc319a (700)  No.49341>>49350

File (hide): 3c6645317f7b555⋯.png (63.18 KB, 480x377, 480:377, HawkingPepe.png) (h) (u)

>>49340

Then you should be banned even if you aren't Albertron!


dc319a (700)  No.49342>>49345

File (hide): 448a378c92f0461⋯.png (2.99 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>49338

*unbans myself*

Good lass. Now it's just you and me


dc319a (700)  No.49343>>49344 >>49346

File (hide): 653517a9829c748⋯.png (465.86 KB, 501x469, 501:469, 5678568.png) (h) (u)

>>49331

surely GCHQ can detect bantz and colloquialisms, right? right?

any tools we purchase including knives and airguns are used purely for constructive purposes such as woodcarving and pest control

smh, also the thought police emailed me, still pushing for the Princes Trust. Going to tell them about the business etc next meeting.

>>49337

*I was actually an MI5 plant all along*


dc319a (700)  No.49344>>49347

>>49343

Prince's Trust?


dc319a (700)  No.49345>>49348

File (hide): 2ae3e3af043f414⋯.gif (300.96 KB, 350x464, 175:232, 2ae3e3af043f414f2900c09a42….gif) (h) (u)

>>49342

It's cold in here lad…


dc319a (700)  No.49346>>49347

>>49343

>actually an MI5 plant

Lad that means they are really scraping the barrell for recruits these days *hides CID badge* So how about those yids, ay lads? Gotta gas em all amirite? thats satire and sarcasm, gchq.


dc319a (700)  No.49347>>49349

File (hide): 3f8d9d375daf82e⋯.png (168.16 KB, 358x432, 179:216, 4584696.png) (h) (u)

>>49344

yeah lad, they think it will make me a better human bean because i'll meet more minorities

smh they'll all be failure dole collectors and affirmative action wogs

>>49346

they literally are tbf, they ran "bodyguard" courses and hired JIDF jockeys from my rural college


dc319a (700)  No.49348>>49385

File (hide): 0e166bfb882b533⋯.png (8.53 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>49345

*hugs you and pulls you close to my warm chest*


dc319a (700)  No.49349

>>49347

kek, I grew up around wogs it's the very thing that redpilled me lmao


dc319a (700)  No.49350>>49352

>>49341

Gingers are a fifth column.

It's always the gingers that convert to Islam.

They are explosive and unpreictable.

They are the red menace.


dc319a (700)  No.49351

ANUS


dc319a (700)  No.49352>>49355

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

dc319a (700)  No.49353>>49354 >>49356

>tfw setting up a facebook

Anybody know how it works? Do I just upload images to it or do they need to be hosted?


dc319a (700)  No.49354>>49356 >>49358

>>49353

Why tho?


dc319a (700)  No.49355>>49360

>>49352

Germans mock their own culture with this absurd display.


dc319a (700)  No.49356>>49362

>>49353

upload, facebook hosts them

>>49354

money


dc319a (700)  No.49357>>49361

what kind of image would like nay Alberto post?


dc319a (700)  No.49358

>>49354

Flexin' dem gainz tbh blud nah its for work


dc319a (700)  No.49359>>49364

test


dc319a (700)  No.49360

>>49355

It is their culture lass


dc319a (700)  No.49361

>>49357

That was supposed to say "only Alberto".


dc319a (700)  No.49362

>>49356

Nice one. Ive got 15gb of 6meg photis to upload, Ill have to go to several pubs until they kick me from the wifi for overuse.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or mcdonalds but its shit.


dc319a (700)  No.49363>>49366

I wish these fucking anons wood piss off their bants are as week as their gets


dc319a (700)  No.49364

>>49359

>test

*icular inflammation


dc319a (700)  No.49365>>49367 >>49369 >>49370

File (hide): c60a72886fd5fdc⋯.jpeg (248.35 KB, 580x563, 580:563, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU HAVE EVER LICKED A GRILLS BUM HOLE


dc319a (700)  No.49366>>49368

>>49363

Not as weak as your hold on the BumBum Domain

*slaps you with a glove*


dc319a (700)  No.49367

>>49365

Why do you want to know?


dc319a (700)  No.49368>>49372

>>49366

*defeats you and consolidates power*

that was easy smh


dc319a (700)  No.49369

>>49365

First. I did it. Wasn't into it though as it turned out.


dc319a (700)  No.49370

File (hide): 4c7a21c0f3e7964⋯.jpg (321.13 KB, 776x1024, 97:128, 5123563792_1a38cb8d0f_b.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49365

If you don't lick it, she won't let you stick it tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49371>>49387

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE LINK TO 22st's DEVIANT ART PAGE?

>I want to look at some of his old OC considering he is NOT MAKING ANY NEW STUFF which he should be!

22st has to atone!

Shame!


dc319a (700)  No.49372>>49373 >>49374

>>49368

*rises from the dead as a druid bear*

What now, your horns are no match.


dc319a (700)  No.49373>>49376

>>49372

*defeats you again and becomes immortal by consuming your soul*

When will you learn lass>


dc319a (700)  No.49374>>49378

>>49372

"The Druids never died"


dc319a (700)  No.49375>>49377 >>49379

File (hide): ffafc2530517c9d⋯.jpg (348.71 KB, 1333x799, 1333:799, 92ce09f58ded41bd92e9bb9fec….jpg) (h) (u)

Steve would beat the fuck out of Ray Mears tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49376

File (hide): ed05a6843fd4592⋯.jpg (118.68 KB, 852x480, 71:40, 10.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49373

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Until next millenia, then.


dc319a (700)  No.49377>>49379

>>49375

Wrong, he's dead.

Killed by a harmless fish.


dc319a (700)  No.49378

>>49374

They are just waiting tbh.

BASED BURGO


dc319a (700)  No.49379>>49388

>>49375

What about Bear grylls? Hes an armyfag.

>>49377

>harmless

I dare you to fight a stingray lad. You can tag-team if you like.


dc319a (700)  No.49380

DESTROY ALL ANONS


dc319a (700)  No.49381

40k if you see this later, all my IPs are b& so Im off Druid/pol/ for a week


dc319a (700)  No.49382>>49390

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


dc319a (700)  No.49383

File (hide): 2ca1971d91a2f0e⋯.jpeg (116.11 KB, 300x459, 100:153, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

ARE THE SEXY LASSES OF /BRIT/ READY FOR LEWD DAY?


dc319a (700)  No.49384>>49386

File (hide): 34cac31c55a37ab⋯.jpg (60.63 KB, 468x595, 468:595, bruceparry_468x595.jpg) (h) (u)

Bruce Parry would kill them all


dc319a (700)  No.49385

File (hide): b39cd0c021fc6f6⋯.jpg (36.86 KB, 186x189, 62:63, 1489590102340.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49348

ah.. that's much better lad..


dc319a (700)  No.49386

>>49384

Shit I forgot about Bruce 'Ayahuasca isnt scary' Parry. He would probably got 10 rounds with grylls tbh.


dc319a (700)  No.49387

>>49371

here 22st.deviantart.com/? please give him constructive feedback


dc319a (700)  No.49388>>49389 >>49393

>>49379

>What about Bear grylls? Hes an armyfag.

no guarantee of toughness

soldiers now are more like semi skilled labour than tough warriors who dedicate themselves to fighting

grylls is basically just a regular guy who knows how to survive in the wild in the most ridiculous and disgusting ways possible

steve irwin wrestled crocodiles for a living

no contest tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49389

>>49388

Yeah but ray would just shoot him


dc319a (700)  No.49390>>49392

>>49382

Wtf is going on there?

I thought Russia was supposed to be the last bastion of moral wholesomeness?


dc319a (700)  No.49391

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

wtf just happened?


dc319a (700)  No.49392

>>49390

i always think of russia as a very unfriendly place full of many criminals


dc319a (700)  No.49393>>49396

File (hide): 825eea61d1db2ff⋯.jpg (6.99 KB, 259x194, 259:194, download (28).jpg) (h) (u)

>>49388

>steve irwin wrestled crocodiles

Bruce Parry wrestled fuzzywuzzies like he was a redcoat and got injected with toad venom using a fucking bramble tbh.


dc319a (700)  No.49394>>49395 >>49397

Why was the thread briefly deleted reeeeeeeee


dc319a (700)  No.49395>>49398

>>49394

I dunno but it said the site was offline for a few minutes


dc319a (700)  No.49396>>49399

File (hide): 4a878373676c4ae⋯.jpg (48.55 KB, 1280x703, 1280:703, 413161664_1280x703.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49393

>Ray comes at Bruce with an axe crafted from elm wood, flint and vines

>Bruce opens his pineal gland and calls on the jungle gods to aid him

>time stops

>A 7 dimensional Jaguar made of rainbows tears Ray's throat out


dc319a (700)  No.49397>>49448


dc319a (700)  No.49398>>49400

>>49395

The bullies are planning something.


dc319a (700)  No.49399

>>49396

PARRIED


dc319a (700)  No.49400

File (hide): 1fd3cbcfd7018a6⋯.jpg (30.7 KB, 283x413, 283:413, 1464984015482.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49398

LEAVE US ALONE


dc319a (700)  No.49401>>49405

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HAHAHAHAHA


dc319a (700)  No.49402>>49403 >>49405 >>49407 >>49449 >>49505

Took an umbrella with me. Take that you bastard can't get me now can you

Also it's snowing again

>>49226

this is actually quite cute


dc319a (700)  No.49403>>49408

>>49402

>snowing

I rained here for about 2 minutes earlier.

Also, Hi.


dc319a (700)  No.49404>>49406 >>49409

File (hide): f8181da03908758⋯.jpeg (262.98 KB, 1840x2174, 920:1087, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

IMPORTANT POL

>Should 22st be made to atone for stealing anon's OC and entire life story?

http://poal.me/32pwob


dc319a (700)  No.49405>>49408

>>49401

Want to channel one of those lads, lad?

>>49402

Based global warming


dc319a (700)  No.49406>>49409

File (hide): 1f514af24c762fe⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1504x950, 752:475, 757345.png) (h) (u)

>>49404

>I don't really care anymore but could use this as an opportunity to bully 22st into making more Scully OC for me


dc319a (700)  No.49407>>49408

>>49402

Welcome back lass


dc319a (700)  No.49408>>49409 >>49410

>>49403

>>49405

>>49407

What happened? Why does the thread die?


dc319a (700)  No.49409>>49411

>>49404

OH NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

>>49406

>Scully OC

I don't know about that, lad

>>49408

Shy with a lass around I guess. It's been kind of slow today.


dc319a (700)  No.49410>>49411

>>49408

I dunno lass probably breaking one of the founding commandments. Im stuck here with no data.


dc319a (700)  No.49411>>49412 >>49413 >>49414

>>49409

>>49410

I meant there was a Thread deleted or pruned at the bottom so I had to refresh


dc319a (700)  No.49412>>49415

>>49411

Yeah I had that too. Thought they'd banned me.


dc319a (700)  No.49413

>>49411

Oh right, I assumed because it was slow.

>baleted

Whole site went down for me on the laptop but the phone worked.


dc319a (700)  No.49414

>>49411

Ah, that happened for everyone. Don't know why


dc319a (700)  No.49415>>49417

>>49412

not that it wouldn't be justified


dc319a (700)  No.49416>>49418 >>49419 >>49420 >>49424 >>49452 >>49505

File (hide): 3b635aea8ee5031⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 132.29 KB, 540x721, 540:721, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

this is my submission for lewd day

>I've been working on my glutes

Rate me lasses!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

dc319a (700)  No.49417

>>49415

Cheeky


dc319a (700)  No.49418

File (hide): 6a8542e55a8e7a2⋯.png (453.89 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1492339968828.png) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49419>>49425

>>49416

You stole this from the internet. Those are not your balls or bumcheeks


dc319a (700)  No.49420


dc319a (700)  No.49421

File (hide): 61a37772852f16e⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1360x887, 1360:887, 4232343456.png) (h) (u)

i love scully


dc319a (700)  No.49422>>49423

>tfw lads have agreed to vote Mosley with me

Get in


dc319a (700)  No.49423

>>49422

>tfw all mosley-voters will share a cell in the gulags

MOSLEY OR DEATH


dc319a (700)  No.49424>>49426


dc319a (700)  No.49425>>49432

>>49419

U jelly?

You sound jelly lad.


dc319a (700)  No.49426

>>49424

It's for lewd day.

Everyone's going to do one.


dc319a (700)  No.49427>>49430 >>49431 >>49433

File (hide): 185caeb4ad3fca1⋯.jpg (137.47 KB, 480x360, 4:3, PURGE.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 5c0eda96e7f90f8⋯.png (557.67 KB, 750x500, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Women on suicide watch after artificial womb successfully completes gestation of premature lamb.

IT'S HAPPENING

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/artificial-womb-baby-lamb-raises-hope-for-premature-babies/


dc319a (700)  No.49428>>49435

File (hide): ba8c46a12994350⋯.gif (404 B, 14x15, 14:15, hatching chick.gif) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49429

File (hide): 4e0fc3fb17b1043⋯.jpg (193.85 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C8xkWTdWAAISrsX.jpg) (h) (u)

i love jews!


dc319a (700)  No.49430

>>49427

Fucking hell.


dc319a (700)  No.49431

File (hide): 3e4fe87418ba0cd⋯.jpg (41.55 KB, 720x480, 3:2, lain smug.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49427

Very interesting…


dc319a (700)  No.49432>>49434

>>49425

The correct word would be envious rather than jealous but as I am blessed with the physique of a demigod I am neither.


dc319a (700)  No.49433

>>49427

feminism is over

Bye bye ladies, you are officially useless now.

maybe you should have been nicer to us and it wouldn't have come to this. Too late now!


dc319a (700)  No.49434>>49436

>>49432

>physique of a Demi God

Pics or it didn't happen


dc319a (700)  No.49435>>49437

>>49428

>404b gif

Can I have this one too for data-conservation, please?


dc319a (700)  No.49436>>49438


dc319a (700)  No.49437

File (hide): 6c788c3e1d0c630⋯.png (239 B, 15x13, 15:13, russia.png) (h) (u)

>>49435

actually I wanted to make a flag if moving flags are a thing (I don't think so.) But go ahead


dc319a (700)  No.49438

File (hide): 1e28ad7697d909a⋯.jpeg (45.58 KB, 500x748, 125:187, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

>>49436

That's not a demi god I recognise…


dc319a (700)  No.49439

File (hide): 245455b835caa1b⋯.png (466.37 KB, 640x361, 640:361, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>tfw we'll now grow humans like in the Matrix


dc319a (700)  No.49440>>49441

File (hide): c0e0a175b3f8a88⋯.jpg (177.52 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Cq35SMQXYAAGOHv.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49441>>49443

>>49440

Her face looks like someone hit it repeatedly with a spade


dc319a (700)  No.49442

File (hide): 1a9a5affba060d7⋯.jpg (51.54 KB, 600x596, 150:149, 1451792432316.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 215fff8ecb82882⋯.jpg (193.72 KB, 962x630, 481:315, 215fff8ecb828820fa49e1ab4d….jpg) (h) (u)

Kind of creepy but women had their chance tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49443>>49445 >>49453 >>49481

File (hide): 03e27bb4e5017fc⋯.jpg (154.56 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, C1P2C8cXAAAZdA_.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 34909147efeed83⋯.jpg (200 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C4Z8ci4WEAI7_Wc.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 86fc159d993e45f⋯.jpg (83.67 KB, 540x720, 3:4, C5dF_cSWYAEXeBh.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 971d057b4d07289⋯.jpg (170.72 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C5pBbGXUwAEKG96.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49441

pls dont bully

shes a sexy big titted jewess

there is no other type of woman more attractive than a sexy big titted jewess


dc319a (700)  No.49444

my whole body aches


dc319a (700)  No.49445>>49447

>>49443

Who is this and why have I seen her face before?


dc319a (700)  No.49446>>49450

Home lads


dc319a (700)  No.49447>>49450

File (hide): 549ad234dc198c4⋯.jpg (140.22 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C-LQ3qgUwAEEhvc.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49445

communismkills

professional troll

she hates commies and doesnt afraid of anything


dc319a (700)  No.49448>>49452

>>49397

Thankyou lass, I have pasted all the MLP posts to 8ch.pl/bumbumcourt/ for safeguarding against another collapse of 8ch.net


dc319a (700)  No.49449>>49455 >>49521

>>49402

Cute that I love her or her clothing? I like her clothing too. It's the kind you can cuddle her under when waiting at a cold bus stop.


dc319a (700)  No.49450>>49451

>>49447

That's a small mattress

>>49446

welcome home, lad. This board is your home forever tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49451>>49462

>>49450

tbh It's not like I have any other internet communities left


dc319a (700)  No.49452

>>49448

I am the true bum bum King now.

See my submission for lewd day.

It's the top rated post so far.

>>49416


dc319a (700)  No.49453>>49454

>>49443

>2nd pic

HUGE CHIN


dc319a (700)  No.49454>>49456

File (hide): 8c183ad65aefab3⋯.jpg (222.67 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C7y8S5RXwAA9dzx.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): b711d7f4eb9a6c5⋯.jpg (185.84 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, CvpbKyqUkAMGjIY.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49453

yeah

just means shes high test and will have alpha male sons


dc319a (700)  No.49455>>49494

>>49449

>a king

>at a bus stop

Whut?


dc319a (700)  No.49456>>49457

>>49454

And she could chew through a car door.


dc319a (700)  No.49457>>49459

File (hide): 334e4363c91dc12⋯.jpg (183.78 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C0h92vTVIAIROwk.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49456

pls dont bully


dc319a (700)  No.49458>>49461 >>49465

Asdas french lager in little 250ml one-mouthful bottles is excellent tbh.


dc319a (700)  No.49459>>49460

>>49457

That was a complement lad.


dc319a (700)  No.49460

File (hide): 9c67465ab06a9d0⋯.jpg (102.26 KB, 846x1128, 3:4, C64WNewU0AUQuJj.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49459

oh

thanks then


dc319a (700)  No.49461>>49466

>>49458

Fuck those little bastards, one fucking posh actor friend of mine always used to bring loads of them to any party, he had so many it was absurd.


dc319a (700)  No.49462>>49463 >>49464 >>49477

File (hide): 16e24fea55e504e⋯.jpg (34.47 KB, 400x359, 400:359, 1390844158713.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49451

Same, lad

wow forums->unofficial off-topic wow forums(think the official ones got censored or something) -> in game WoW->4chan in general -> /vp/ project -> 4/pol/ and /r9k/ -> 8/pol/ -> brit/pol/ -> /britpol/ -> /brit/ -> newbritpolitics/ -> /newbrit/

DON'T MAKE ME MOVE AGAIIN AHHHHHHHHHHH


dc319a (700)  No.49463>>49474

>>49462

>uses this to trace your internet footprint and find out info about you to blackmail you with


dc319a (700)  No.49464

>>49462

WE'RE HERE FOREVER


dc319a (700)  No.49465>>49468

>>49458

wew I remember getting a crate of those with friends and filling them one by one in a beer bong, took forever


dc319a (700)  No.49466

>>49461

I bought a case of 20 today and Ive drunk 6, smh they are only 4%, gone-off orange juice has more alcohol.


dc319a (700)  No.49467>>49469

File (hide): 36349057fd9fa99⋯.jpg (118.84 KB, 567x739, 567:739, 1434976228280.jpg) (h) (u)

stop drinking alcohol


dc319a (700)  No.49468

>>49465

>one by one into a beer bong

Oh im laffin lad. Was it like a production line, one gets the cap off, one pours, one disposes of the bottle?


dc319a (700)  No.49469

>>49467

*squirts it up my bum instead* Better?


dc319a (700)  No.49470>>49475

alcohol always seemed skanky and unclean to me

i remember one time i had to pass someone a bottle of wine as a kid and i hated touching it

always disgusted me


dc319a (700)  No.49471>>49472 >>49473 >>49480

File (hide): 7cf9cf079902786⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 60.18 KB, 725x351, 725:351, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 5f42d21a68a2197⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 130.92 KB, 850x528, 425:264, image.jpeg) (h) (u)

are you lewd day ready?


dc319a (700)  No.49472

>>49471

Lad can you spoiler these?


dc319a (700)  No.49473

>>49471

this memi isnt working

go away barbosa/gchq/brit


dc319a (700)  No.49474

File (hide): 00f77b140387876⋯.png (156.12 KB, 804x802, 402:401, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>49463

j-junk data, lad. I'd never play wow or be on /r9k/


dc319a (700)  No.49475>>49476 >>49478

>>49470

Have you tried drinking for the taste now lad? Instead of necking it to get drunk. I used to hate beer until I started sipping it, now I can chug-a-lug tbh.


dc319a (700)  No.49476

>>49475

i dont drink any alcohol and have never tried it nor do i want to


dc319a (700)  No.49477>>49480

>>49462

There's still wizardchan


dc319a (700)  No.49478

>>49475

Tbh once you taste a good beer they become a lot better.


dc319a (700)  No.49479>>49482 >>49483

WARNING: LEWD DAY MAY BE (((PARTICIPATED))) IN BY (((MINORS))) BECOMING DEFACTO CHILD PORNOGRAPHY

Reeeeeeee what do?


dc319a (700)  No.49480>>49491

>>49477

Never went there, lad. I'm not 30 yet either

What is it like?

>>49471

Spoiler it, lad


dc319a (700)  No.49481>>49485

>>49443

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


dc319a (700)  No.49482>>49484

>>49479

lewd day isn't real lad calm down


dc319a (700)  No.49483>>49486

>>49479

its obviously an agent provocateur

its barbosa or brit

possibly even gchq or some other agency

the former would want them to post over and over on raids and if they evcer get dox they could use it

the latter would do the same and if underage do post their stuff youll be party to that and theyll get you on paedo charges

JUST FUCK OFF spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) IM A GOOD BOY AND I LITERALLY DINDU NUFFIN!


dc319a (700)  No.49484

>>49482

Just voicing my concerns tbh lad.


dc319a (700)  No.49485>>49487

File (hide): e690c7545ed574d⋯.jpg (156.39 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C69G0cRWsAIrF36.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49481

go away bigot


dc319a (700)  No.49486

>>49483

>waifu gets it

Good lad.


dc319a (700)  No.49487>>49490

File (hide): 7e9fe05de3b824c⋯.jpeg (157 KB, 1024x875, 1024:875, vhc.jpeg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49488>>49493

File (hide): fd2ecbd39578a49⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 175.92 KB, 877x1280, 877:1280, C5I4xzZWMAAsQgp.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

lads


dc319a (700)  No.49489

File (hide): 998d09830778ae9⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1683x945, 187:105, 8658653465].png) (h) (u)

File (hide): d6ef4a5995ff72e⋯.png (2.06 MB, 1377x1067, 1377:1067, 4576454532.png) (h) (u)

i love ck

shes no scully however


dc319a (700)  No.49490>>49492

>>49487

oh wow i bet you worship the demiurge

top kek


dc319a (700)  No.49491>>49502

>>49480

Haven't been there in ages tbh and I should never have been there in the first place because I'm not a virgin, but it's pretty nice that there's a place that hates normalfags. They take a hard line on lasses which can be offputting to some people but they don't really say much about them that isn't patently obvious.


dc319a (700)  No.49492

>>49490

*gathers lead weighted darts*


dc319a (700)  No.49493>>49495

>>49488

I heard that China has timed park benches, where there's so much demand for space that you have to pay to sit and then a spike gets shoved up your bum when your time is over.


dc319a (700)  No.49494>>49500

>>49455

How else am I supposed to get chix lass?


dc319a (700)  No.49495

>>49493

kinky


dc319a (700)  No.49496>>49499 >>49500 >>49502 >>49505

File (hide): dedfcf19650b2d1⋯.jpg (373.19 KB, 900x720, 5:4, drinks.jpg) (h) (u)

Why haven't all the anonymous posters been banned yet?


dc319a (700)  No.49497

File (hide): e942c3e68f42915⋯.jpg (95.9 KB, 640x480, 4:3, suicide-note.jpg) (h) (u)

why doesnt my brain find any interest in doing anything reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


dc319a (700)  No.49498>>49502 >>49503 >>49504 >>49510

File (hide): 13207d8f3cd4b2d⋯.png (17 KB, 800x800, 1:1, BumBumMechSuitLab.png) (h) (u)

There is only one way to defeat the bullies. Through the MECH SUIT.


dc319a (700)  No.49499

>>49496

We're this board's musculoskeletal system.


dc319a (700)  No.49500>>49501 >>49506

File (hide): 62053ecd69dfb46⋯.jpg (12.96 KB, 275x183, 275:183, images (8).jpg) (h) (u)

>>49494

Dating apps, pubs, driving around in the bumbum carriage.

>>49496

>all anonymous posters need banning

Sounds like something a tory would say tbh. nah, ban them.


dc319a (700)  No.49501

>>49500

And kidnapping sixth form chix


dc319a (700)  No.49502>>49506

>>49491

maybe I should visit if this ever collapses. Please no. I just can't juggle multiple communities at a time tbh. Can't even really post in /brit/ and I want Leon back here because I don't want to post on multiple boards ahhh

>>49496

Wew. To think I wanted you modded one day smh. Lasses can't be trusted.

>>49498

Fuck yeah. Looking fit, lad.


dc319a (700)  No.49503

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>>49498

*top gun theme plays, montage rolls*


dc319a (700)  No.49504>>49507

>>49498

Nice gains lad


dc319a (700)  No.49505>>49508 >>49509 >>49510 >>49511 >>49524 >>49526

File (hide): b58283ea75d3fdc⋯.jpg (59.34 KB, 500x435, 100:87, 1472320623903.jpg) (h) (u)

Hi lads. If you're worried about me please don't be.

>>49179

You can do gif spoilers, 'deleted file', and banners. I don't know about flags, it doesn't say, but I can try.

>>49402

We have hail here. It's fucking dreadful.

>>49416

*bans*

>>49496

Just taking this opportunity to let everybody know that you have the option to filter. Also I'm giving greater autonomy to the mods (more on this later).


dc319a (700)  No.49506>>49510

File (hide): 1c9e3b20997bd4b⋯.jpg (98.81 KB, 723x691, 723:691, maki.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49500

>Sounds like something a tory would say tbh.

>mfw

>>49502

Lad they're up to no good mark my words. If we don't get rid of them now we'll pay the price later.


dc319a (700)  No.49507

>>49504

Shit just noticed his bulbous triceps. Nice work.


dc319a (700)  No.49508>>49513

>>49505

>worried about you

Ive accepted that you are in Hertfordshire, amd I cant change that. No point worrying.


dc319a (700)  No.49509>>49513

>>49505

welcome back, don't die


dc319a (700)  No.49510>>49512 >>49517

>>49498

Is that the Mk2, lad?

>>49506

>Lad they're up to no good mark my words. If we don't get rid of them now we'll pay the price later.

Sounds ominous, lass. Maybe I should ban them…

>>49505

>Hi lads. If you're worried about me please don't be.

Missed you at least. Great leader. Even if you're a horrible tyrant I disagree with smh

> Also I'm giving greater autonomy to the mods

Sounds nice.


dc319a (700)  No.49511>>49513

>>49505

>We all thought herts was Hitler

>he's actually Xiaopeng


dc319a (700)  No.49512>>49515

File (hide): 1f2fc225a24c60e⋯.jpg (416.15 KB, 1479x2048, 1479:2048, 1487895859505.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49510

>Sounds ominous, lass. Maybe I should ban them…

DO IT

The sooner this catastrophe is averted the sooner things can go back to normal around here.


dc319a (700)  No.49513>>49516

File (hide): 6f2ac0ee8343ef7⋯.jpg (144.67 KB, 640x788, 160:197, Tyrannical genocidal BO ge….jpg) (h) (u)

>>49508

top kek lad

>>49509

I won't lad, I'm too careful

>Even if you're a horrible tyrant I disagree with smh

You made me this way lad

>>49511

No lad, I was actually Stalin all along


dc319a (700)  No.49514

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


dc319a (700)  No.49515>>49523

File (hide): 629ccbce862b2ea⋯.jpg (39.66 KB, 316x311, 316:311, 1382458423440.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49512

I can't, lass. You know me. Who exactly is it you want banned and why?


dc319a (700)  No.49516

>>49513

>No lad, I was actually Stalin all along

pls no gulag


dc319a (700)  No.49517>>49518

>>49510

The Mk2 BumBumMech will have cannons and a concealed compartment seeing as horn growth has ruled out the possibility of wearing a helmet.


dc319a (700)  No.49518>>49519

>>49517

Sweet, lad I'm going to need you to draw it for me


dc319a (700)  No.49519>>49520

>>49518

Soon. It will appear in the mech suit laboratory when finished then I will deploy it here to defeat spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) from various bully boards.


dc319a (700)  No.49520>>49522

>>49519

Alright, lad. Use it for a tactical purge


dc319a (700)  No.49521>>49522

>>49449

Her clothing is cute. She herself is kinda cute too I guess.


dc319a (700)  No.49522>>49525 >>49545

File (hide): 2865420766bee48⋯.png (394 B, 300x100, 3:1, BumBumBanner.png) (h) (u)

>>49520

My biggest problem is deciding between a devilish red coating or a purple and armorial gold one (the olours of the BumBum Kingdom).

>>49521

Are you as cute as she lass? You're both slavs afterall. I would bully you much less or more if you looked like her smdh


dc319a (700)  No.49523>>49528 >>49530 >>49533

File (hide): f6802642056123f⋯.jpg (152 KB, 340x540, 17:27, thinking boobs.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49515

I want the anonymous posters banned (one of whom is probably Alberto) because they are bullies who seek to displace our culture and are therefore a threat to our way of life. I know this might sound hypocritical because of what happened to us on /newbritpolitics/ but these anonymous posters are spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) who only seek to cause trouble.

I don't expect you to act on my request lad, instead I simply hope you will remember this when they continue to stir controversy and split the board's userbase.


dc319a (700)  No.49524

>>49505

>You can do gif spoilers, 'deleted file', and banners.

really neat thanks


dc319a (700)  No.49525

>>49522

>purpizzle and gizzold

Regal af fam.


dc319a (700)  No.49526

>>49505

hi lad. appreciate it tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49527>>49529

lads, do I carry on with Imperium TV (three kingdoms) or with The Prisoner?


dc319a (700)  No.49528>>49531 >>49533

>>49523

Keep an eye on anons, but don't ban them unless they cause trouble. That's what I'd do.

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dc319a (700)  No.49529

>>49527

Ive only watched The Prisoner so that one. Although I <3 lu bu and that.


dc319a (700)  No.49530>>49533 >>49549

>>49523

I understand that it's good to have a balanced moderation with one mod beings a bansceptic but 22 goes too far with his pacifism imo


dc319a (700)  No.49531


dc319a (700)  No.49532

>27% phone battery left

>big battery is on charge till tomorrow

>had a drink so cant drive

>have to walk 2 miles in the rain to use the pubs power and wifi

AHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE BRING ME SOME DIESEL FOR THE GENERATOR


dc319a (700)  No.49533>>49535 >>49539

>>49523

It's just such a vague reason to ban someone, lass.

>>49528

Yeah

>>49530

Nobody is reporting anything though.


dc319a (700)  No.49534

File (hide): e2faa87e3e78c5c⋯.png (3.65 KB, 300x100, 3:1, GuardoTe.png) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49535>>49536 >>49543 >>49561

File (hide): a7e4ff72eeba74d⋯.png (252 B, 16x16, 1:1, boo flag.png) (h) (u)

>>49533

1. It's not bad right now and there is no need for it right now, sometimes the spyes get really bad though

2. we're a close constant chatting community where no one things about reporting, you have to understand

3. I reported an anon twice one day, but maybe it was too close after the hack and it didn't work


dc319a (700)  No.49536

>>49535

thinks*


dc319a (700)  No.49537

>2g/4g signal repeater for Anglesey 2.0

£160


dc319a (700)  No.49538>>49540

There is literally nothing wrong with being anon


dc319a (700)  No.49539>>49543

>>49533

>Nobody is reporting anything though.

People should try and use the report function more. But you should use your own initiative too.


dc319a (700)  No.49540


dc319a (700)  No.49541

File (hide): 11d50a75edfe0be⋯.jpg (39.92 KB, 451x502, 451:502, 113.jpg) (h) (u)

fuck i am lonely

want a girl to cuddle with

except i dont bvecasue if i did it wouldnt feel right because im dirty and disgusting aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


dc319a (700)  No.49542>>49544 >>49546 >>49547 >>49551 >>49552 >>49559 >>49565

do you ever think about how you will die


dc319a (700)  No.49543>>49547

>>49535

>2. we're a close constant chatting community where no one things about reporting, you have to understand

What do you mean?

>3. I reported an anon twice one day, but maybe it was too close after the hack and it didn't work

Alright. I just recall seeing some joke reports before so maybe it was dismissed or there was a short ban or delete in place by one of the other mods.

>>49539

Sure.


dc319a (700)  No.49544>>49558

>>49542

Heroic deaths, yeah


dc319a (700)  No.49545>>49550

>>49522

Hard choice. How about you give it two different paint jobs and we can pick?


dc319a (700)  No.49546>>49548

>>49542

First ever heroin overdose in space hopefully


dc319a (700)  No.49547>>49554 >>49561

File (hide): 122e11a257a959f⋯.png (207 B, 20x12, 5:3, moon.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 32d0f8976e4655f⋯.png (244 B, 20x12, 5:3, moon2.png) (h) (u)

>>49542

surrounded by many children and grandchildren

>>49543

>What do you mean?

I could just address you in the thread directly if I feel discomfort instead of filing reports. But you are still right of course.


dc319a (700)  No.49548

>>49546

My man.


dc319a (700)  No.49549

>>49530

>not wanting to live in 22st's citadel of pacifism


dc319a (700)  No.49550>>49554

>>49545

Good idea. I might also make two. A defensive mach and an offensive one. One can never be prepared.

Also if I make a BumBum Flag would you lasses make it an available flag?


dc319a (700)  No.49551>>49553

>>49542

I can only hope that I am able to face death.


dc319a (700)  No.49552

>>49542

Not really. I think about all of the hard things I'm going to have to endure from now until then. Death doesn't seem so bad. Either you wink out of existance before you know what's happening, or your soul moves on to wherever it gets to go.


dc319a (700)  No.49553>>49555

>>49551

>face death

>not FENCE death

come on lad stick the grim reaper if he tries anything.


dc319a (700)  No.49554>>49557 >>49560

Anyone have the picture of Hitler grabbing the hand of an Aryan as he's about to fall? They're both wearing plate armour.

>>49547

yeah that's fine, lass. Feel like I am neglecting your and Neo's wishes sometimes but I just don't see the same thing you do all the time.

>>49550

I am sure Herts would add that flag, yeah


dc319a (700)  No.49555

File (hide): a068c57679823ab⋯.jpg (580.78 KB, 1280x939, 1280:939, mensur.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49553

YES LAD


dc319a (700)  No.49556>>49559 >>49563

File (hide): 280dcf4425e6d85⋯.png (63.34 KB, 1944x748, 486:187, killme.png) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49557>>49561 >>49563

>>49554

based

20:12 px yeah?


dc319a (700)  No.49558

>>49544

I don't think that's possible any more.


dc319a (700)  No.49559

>>49542

asleep on the railroads after a nice cocktail of vodka and benzos :^)

>>49556

2accurate tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49560>>49563

>>49554

can't find it. Probably never saved it though.


dc319a (700)  No.49561>>49564 >>49566

>>49535

>>49547

You want these flags added?

>>49557

Anywhere from 11x16 to 11x20


dc319a (700)  No.49562

scrubadubadubdub


dc319a (700)  No.49563

File (hide): 7dbfd2d90629e7b⋯.png (7.28 MB, 2396x2417, 2396:2417, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>49557

Yeah that should be good. Some flags are different sizes though. I don't know what the upper limit is.

>>49556

>no curtains

lad. At least you're a good boy with a tidy room.

>>49560

Thanks for looking, lass. been looking for it for a while but I can't find it through google at all.


dc319a (700)  No.49564>>49565

>>49561

No lad. Just feel like making things right now.


dc319a (700)  No.49565>>49568

>>49542

All the time tbh

Hopefully it'll be a nice death

>>49564

It's a comfy feeling tbh. I'll add anything you want me to though so tell me if you do.


dc319a (700)  No.49566>>49569

File (hide): 9fa65ef2d7e638a⋯.png (181 B, 20x11, 20:11, BumBumFlag.png) (h) (u)

>>49561

This work?


dc319a (700)  No.49567

File (hide): 0fc414d18c5602f⋯.png (518 B, 16x11, 16:11, imperium flag.png) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49568>>49569

File (hide): 87a3581bd90f8a2⋯.jpg (86.23 KB, 900x675, 4:3, göbbels.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49565

I'll go in the meta or flag thread once I feel like it


dc319a (700)  No.49569>>49571

>>49566

Sure lad, I'll add it.

>>49568

OK then. Do it in the meta thread, I thought it'd be best to get it all in one thread rather than have multiple threads for different things.


dc319a (700)  No.49571>>49572

>>49569

Based lamb


dc319a (700)  No.49572>>49573

>>49571

What do you want to call it? BumBum Kingdom or something?


dc319a (700)  No.49573>>49574

>>49572

BumBum Kingdom is perfect pham


dc319a (700)  No.49574

>>49573

Alright then


dc319a (700)  No.49575>>49576 >>49579

File (hide): 350c00e64305797⋯.png (287 B, 19x15, 19:15, 18.png) (h) (u)

pretty useless


dc319a (700)  No.49576>>49586

>>49575

kek, maybe that could be Monarch's flag. He spends more time here than me after all, he might as well have his own flag.


dc319a (700)  No.49577

File (hide): 9baca3dfd17d810⋯.png (83.63 KB, 215x235, 43:47, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49578

kek


dc319a (700)  No.49579>>49586

>>49575

What does it mean?


dc319a (700)  No.49580>>49581

kek never noticed this flag before but will Portugal stand with us against Spain?


dc319a (700)  No.49581>>49584 >>49585

File (hide): 79f42dea3b8f4fa⋯.png (32 KB, 1372x1244, 343:311, portugal1.png) (h) (u)

>>49580

They better do


dc319a (700)  No.49582

post post post lmao


dc319a (700)  No.49583

>yank isn't called septic

smh


dc319a (700)  No.49584>>49585 >>49598

>>49581

Portugal is literally our greatest ally


dc319a (700)  No.49585>>49595 >>49598

>>49584

>>49581

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance

>This alliance, which goes back to the Middle Ages, has served both countries.

We took Oporto back for them and we would damn sure do ot again.


dc319a (700)  No.49586>>49587 >>49598

>>49579

the below 18 restriction

>>49576

why is he below 18?


dc319a (700)  No.49587>>49588 >>49608

>>49586

Aren't most you here under eighteen?


dc319a (700)  No.49588>>49593

>>49587

>tfw about twice that age minus 2/3 that age


dc319a (700)  No.49589

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dc319a (700)  No.49590>>49592

fencing is a useless sport


dc319a (700)  No.49591>>49599 >>49605

File (hide): a3d6817e294e1f4⋯.png (989.34 KB, 1125x1116, 125:124, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

IS SAMURAI JACK DARE I SAY /OURGUY/??


dc319a (700)  No.49592>>49600

>>49590

wrong


dc319a (700)  No.49593>>49597

>>49588

wew lass, I'll be 24 next month smdh


dc319a (700)  No.49594>>49600

dorset is a poormans wiltshire


dc319a (700)  No.49595>>49596 >>49601

>>49585

What would an Anglo-Portuguese imperium be called?


dc319a (700)  No.49596>>49601 >>49612

>>49595

Barberium


dc319a (700)  No.49597>>49603

>>49593

*jumps to hi-5 your mech suit*


dc319a (700)  No.49598

File (hide): a8cf6b692f7c89b⋯.jpg (403.45 KB, 940x1203, 940:1203, portugal best ally2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49584

>>49585

They really are tbh

>>49586

Because he always kicks up a fuss over us being underage so he should wear the flag


dc319a (700)  No.49599>>49602

>>49591

they'll find anything to complain about smh


dc319a (700)  No.49600

>>49592

Wrong

>>49594

Wiltshire is even more irrelevant than Dorset


dc319a (700)  No.49601>>49612

>>49595

Continentarium

Swarthium

Europeum

>>49596


dc319a (700)  No.49602

>>49599

>it's a Samurai from a homogeneous society goes to the future to a multicultural dystopia episode


dc319a (700)  No.49603>>49607

>>49597

*activates hi-5 reciprocation function*

*weeps silently inside that I'm 1/3th through my natural life*


dc319a (700)  No.49604>>49609 >>49613 >>49614 >>49624

File (hide): 7647ff49a8e9c00⋯.png (74.06 KB, 1372x1244, 343:311, 79f42dea3b8f4facaaa6a70fb7….png) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49605

>>49591

>tfw no morally reformed flower dress wearing gf


dc319a (700)  No.49606

File (hide): e7fa653a48f202f⋯.jpg (215.94 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, C-B4be2XsAQKVmU.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 9f2023443b67ee4⋯.jpg (117.02 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, C-B4e3GW0AMncdI.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 7a9b0067701ec1f⋯.jpg (238.32 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, C-B4e7BXkAAerhQ.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 95311a2e8f38c84⋯.jpg (214.55 KB, 1200x904, 150:113, C-BmlDLXsAQMUSB.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): fc2eb7983135aca⋯.jpg (232.09 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, C-Ro73jW0AADeLw.jpg) (h) (u)

reeee


dc319a (700)  No.49607>>49610

>>49603

>only 1/3 through his life

Wew look at Mr Holland and Barret over here, Sir Healthsalot. Im 9/10ths through mine.


dc319a (700)  No.49608>>49610


dc319a (700)  No.49609

>>49604

The only Love bits are the coast and ferry routes smh


dc319a (700)  No.49610>>49620

>>49607

>Not safeguarding your natural fluids

lass . . .

>>49608

*Watches over you*


dc319a (700)  No.49611>>49615

>Minor Fart was in my city today

>my mum wants to put up a Lib Dem sign at our house

Oh dear God


dc319a (700)  No.49612

File (hide): 9516330417c652f⋯.png (3.53 KB, 20x12, 5:3, BumBum Kingdom.png) (h) (u)

>>49596

>>49601

I guess it's time to blanda up.


dc319a (700)  No.49613

>>49604

Based coastline tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49614

>>49604

>spaniards

>no strong feelings towards

Kek. DAGOS OUT


dc319a (700)  No.49615>>49616 >>49617 >>49619

>>49611

Why does everyone have the same expression!!!!!


dc319a (700)  No.49616>>49625

>>49615

They're libdem supporters.


dc319a (700)  No.49617>>49625

>>49615

the milkman has devoured their souls


dc319a (700)  No.49618>>49621 >>49622 >>49623 >>49626 >>49635 >>49645

File (hide): 76564c97653e5b1⋯.png (248.43 KB, 818x918, 409:459, 76564c97653e5b1d506b138758….png) (h) (u)

whats an easy quick and painless suicide method

asking for a friend


dc319a (700)  No.49619>>49625

>>49615

It's the Lib Dem hivemind


dc319a (700)  No.49620

>>49610

I tried that but it got boring.


dc319a (700)  No.49621

>>49618

Gas bag tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49622

>>49618

become a mercenary


dc319a (700)  No.49623

>>49618

8chan


dc319a (700)  No.49624

>>49604

>no strong feelings

thanks love you too lad


dc319a (700)  No.49625>>49633

File (hide): 25e4f681ec770fb⋯.jpg (120.11 KB, 615x359, 615:359, ss (2017-04-26 at 06.07.58….jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49626

>>49618

12 storey building


dc319a (700)  No.49627>>49629 >>49641

if gchq is watching i am willing to become an informant for you

my price once the job is done and these bigots are behind bars is that you kill me with an injection that will be quick and painless

thanks pls consider


dc319a (700)  No.49628

and also erase all evidence that i was ever alive i just want to vanish forever


dc319a (700)  No.49629>>49636

>>49627

you don't have anything we want


dc319a (700)  No.49630>>49632 >>49634

who /picknoseandwipeitonthecarpet/ here?


dc319a (700)  No.49632

>>49630

>having carpet

alright lad dont brag


dc319a (700)  No.49633

>>49625

Those look like the EU foreigners to me. Plus a couple of cucks. It's depressing to look at


dc319a (700)  No.49634

>>49630

I don't have carpet. I just eat it.


dc319a (700)  No.49635

>>49618

Mix strong bleach and pesticide into a bucket.


dc319a (700)  No.49636>>49639

>>49629

are you really gchq?

whats the first letter of my first name?


dc319a (700)  No.49637>>49644 >>49648 >>49649 >>49651 >>49655 >>49656

File (hide): 9943d97ffc0fc1b⋯.png (474.34 KB, 1137x587, 1137:587, 29.PNG) (h) (u)

post desktop pictures

bonuspoints to those who can guess the kino


dc319a (700)  No.49638>>49640 >>49642 >>49655

>mfw when I realise I'm voting libdem


dc319a (700)  No.49639

>>49636

This tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49640

>>49638

YELLOW FEVER


dc319a (700)  No.49641

>>49627

Lad, lethal injection is never painless, you're just so sedated the onlookers think it's painless.


dc319a (700)  No.49642>>49646

File (hide): 541a68ffafe87b3⋯.jpg (42.28 KB, 620x348, 155:87, Liberal DemocRAT.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49638

They're quite something aren't they.


dc319a (700)  No.49643>>49647

File (hide): 5bd74b920cbeacc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 68.83 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1466966966542-1.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49644>>49650

>>49637

Lass I have your OC as my desktop.


dc319a (700)  No.49645

>>49618

walk into a muslim neighbourhood


dc319a (700)  No.49646

>>49642

terrifying


dc319a (700)  No.49647>>49652

if we have ppl here who have been identified by the secret state and sent to reeducation programs and stuff and were in NA, then its a guarantee that we are actually being watched by gchq tbh

at the very least its all going on to a server or something and they then check for certain key words

ofc evertything everywhjere is being collected, but our stuff would have a higher priority and likely be actually monitored by a human being, either 24/7 or just regularly

>>49643

thats anri okita a (retired i think) jav girl

she claims to have sucked off a fan at one of her movie shoots

and also has lesbian sex with hitomi tanaka off camera


dc319a (700)  No.49648>>49658

File (hide): 3e21931b0545920⋯.png (895.19 KB, 1256x654, 628:327, Strive.png) (h) (u)

>>49637

>not being an ubermensch


dc319a (700)  No.49649>>49654

File (hide): d44492c51a29440⋯.png (39.04 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>49637

who /boring/ here?


dc319a (700)  No.49650>>49653

>>49644

bit gay ngl


dc319a (700)  No.49651

File (hide): eac28eb5acf888d⋯.jpg (139.73 KB, 450x253, 450:253, Desktop.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49652>>49659

>>49647

>thats anri okita a (retired i think) jav girl

>she claims to have sucked off a fan at one of her movie shoots

>and also has lesbian sex with hitomi tanaka off camera

Lad I didnt need to know that


dc319a (700)  No.49653

>>49650

I liked it tbh.


dc319a (700)  No.49654

>>49649

more like /depression/


dc319a (700)  No.49655

File (hide): ed8df8fc16c31b0⋯.jpg (144.97 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, Richard_III's_new_tomb.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49637

This one. It depresses me tbh

>>49638

kek they're fucking zombies


dc319a (700)  No.49656>>49665

File (hide): c8410d25579c9bd⋯.jpg (438.91 KB, 2048x1412, 512:353, paisleytosh plus.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49657>>49661 >>49678 >>49730

File (hide): e0440a6675a6f94⋯.jpg (48.14 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1468240178854.jpg) (h) (u)

>GCHQ agents read everything you post

>Look at every image you upload

>Go through all of your browsing history

>See all your download

>Have probably looked through your PC at some point remotely

>They're probably sharing things around the office and laughing at you


dc319a (700)  No.49658


dc319a (700)  No.49659>>49662

>>49652

why not? are you so prudish?


dc319a (700)  No.49661>>49668 >>49730

>>49657

They probably don't give a shit about you, you're worthless


dc319a (700)  No.49662

>>49659

I don't like porn lad


dc319a (700)  No.49663

File (hide): 19fb21e792d46f1⋯.png (564.23 KB, 903x683, 903:683, 5647657.png) (h) (u)

my wallpapers

it cycles through them


dc319a (700)  No.49664>>49666

MOAR MINOR FART

General Election 2017: Tim Farron sweeps into St Albans

http://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/general-election-2017-tim-farron-sweeps-into-st-albans-1-4991495

>promised an extra £4 billion to safeguard local hospitals

wew ok then wtf I'm a Lib Dem now


dc319a (700)  No.49665>>49667

>>49656

great one


dc319a (700)  No.49666>>49672

>>49664

*offers legal amnesty to illegal immigrants*


dc319a (700)  No.49667

File (hide): 7386d3a3bf809a5⋯.jpg (395.49 KB, 1544x1080, 193:135, 1468422427048.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49668>>49670 >>49675

>>49661

why are you such a miserable horrible bullying cunt? just lee me alone


dc319a (700)  No.49669

File (hide): 8055a49a6f9253b⋯.png (2.27 MB, 1001x1024, 1001:1024, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

This was my old one tbh.


dc319a (700)  No.49670

>>49668

why not


dc319a (700)  No.49671

File (hide): a8dc8a27b1b14a8⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1055x942, 1055:942, 5475247654.png) (h) (u)

phwoar!


dc319a (700)  No.49672

>>49666

Thanks Satan


dc319a (700)  No.49673

File (hide): 83db53014e6c9f2⋯.jpg (410.34 KB, 2261x755, 2261:755, tim farron.jpg) (h) (u)

>not having tim as your wallpaper


dc319a (700)  No.49674

File (hide): ff98ec8f3accf64⋯.png (227.62 KB, 1000x978, 500:489, baeca4a27cd0b1d85092f754ef….png) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49675>>49676

>>49668

lad just dont respond to dorset


dc319a (700)  No.49676>>49679 >>49681 >>49692

File (hide): a5ffb1f6c855c65⋯.png (86.83 KB, 2316x728, 579:182, t. christian.png) (h) (u)

>>49675

why is he such a bully?

nothing in his behaviour is at all christlike either. just seems like another religious hypocrite who is only nominally religious and otherwise is just another casual sex having drug taking degenerate


dc319a (700)  No.49677

File (hide): ffafc2530517c9d⋯.jpg (348.71 KB, 1333x799, 1333:799, 92ce09f58ded41bd92e9bb9fec….jpg) (h) (u)

struth!


dc319a (700)  No.49678

File (hide): 5b26f273e807273⋯.png (5.42 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>49657

They are probably stealing your OC and posting it elsewhere for (You)s


dc319a (700)  No.49679>>49682 >>49686

File (hide): 36d626a556e0e2b⋯.jpg (397.91 KB, 551x600, 551:600, 36d626a556e0e2b386ec4e6a47….jpg) (h) (u)

>>49676

wew lad saved, great pic. And it looks like you can't handle some proper British BANTUH.


dc319a (700)  No.49680>>49685

pizza in the oven

>another casual sex having drug taking degenerate

false


dc319a (700)  No.49681


dc319a (700)  No.49682>>49684

>>49679

banter is just what bullies call bullying

they justify their own actions and words in this way


dc319a (700)  No.49683>>49687 >>49688 >>49689 >>49690

File (hide): 22eed6a9dc0f28e⋯.png (263.93 KB, 594x331, 594:331, Mili cucks Corbyn.png) (h) (u)

Bye lads


dc319a (700)  No.49684>>49693

>>49682

Was just a joke, "banter" is an overused memi. But Dorset has made quite a reputation for everyone hating him on both boards, and frankly that's why I like him.


dc319a (700)  No.49685

>>49680

First bit: sounds fun


dc319a (700)  No.49686

File (hide): 3ad593bce01a759⋯.jpg (53.63 KB, 900x600, 3:2, benny history.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49679

>British Bantu


dc319a (700)  No.49687

>>49683

In a bit sweetcheeks


dc319a (700)  No.49688>>49691

File (hide): 5bb3ed9f291b11e⋯.png (318.98 KB, 851x595, 851:595, nyum4.PNG) (h) (u)

>>49683

Did you steal my Milli?


dc319a (700)  No.49689

>>49683

top kek

cya lad


dc319a (700)  No.49690

>>49683

see you


dc319a (700)  No.49691

>>49688

yes

But I actually stole this from GSOGM

anyway bye


dc319a (700)  No.49692>>49694 >>49695 >>49696

>>49676

Dorsetlad is a peculiar case. Sublimated thanatos manifesting as aggression and a tendency towards neurotic codependency. I just hope he doesn't hurt that girl.


dc319a (700)  No.49693

>>49684

then why is he even welcomed here? he is a bully

hes not just rude to me, but lots of people

he needs to be violently and ruthlessly banned for a couple days so he can cool off and think about how mean he is

then he can come back as a nice person and not such a hothead


dc319a (700)  No.49694>>49700

>>49692

>Sublimated thanatos

meaning?

srsly whats the first letter of my first name? what do you know about me? identify me. i want to believe.


dc319a (700)  No.49695

>>49692

what did he mean by this?


dc319a (700)  No.49696>>49697

>>49692

you arent all laughing at my posts at gchq are you? youre not bullying me are you?


dc319a (700)  No.49697>>49699

>>49696

>waifu thinks he is being bullied by Mahmoud at GCHQ

Wew

e

w


dc319a (700)  No.49698

File (hide): 526c5e3b711dbb9⋯.png (1.3 MB, 804x555, 268:185, 1430974069120.png) (h) (u)

>I had it in my Hitler folder all along


dc319a (700)  No.49699

File (hide): 796c303defb4097⋯.jpg (126.07 KB, 721x705, 721:705, 1479127189582.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49697

bullies are everywhere


dc319a (700)  No.49700>>49701

>>49694

First name begins with 'G'


dc319a (700)  No.49701>>49702 >>49703

>>49700

wroing

you didnt claim to be gchq however


dc319a (700)  No.49702>>49704

>>49701

Hmmmm. Begins with R then.


dc319a (700)  No.49703>>49704


dc319a (700)  No.49704>>49707 >>49710

>>49702

>>49703

>going through the whole alphabet until you get it right

i didnt ask ppl to guess

he claims to be gchq

so he should know this without guessing


dc319a (700)  No.49705

File (hide): 28e4221f18b3042⋯.webm (1.44 MB, 624x464, 39:29, NEETlyfe.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49706

File (hide): 06668d0974a5554⋯.gif (874.72 KB, 600x600, 1:1, thoughtful face.gif) (h) (u)

>local news comes on

>it's about pupils from a school doing a science thing

>all of them are girls

>all of the scientists they get on are women

I thought there was a shortage of womyn in STEM?


dc319a (700)  No.49707


dc319a (700)  No.49708

File (hide): 7aca06bf21241b6⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1570x943, 1570:943, 78665873658.png) (h) (u)

wew


dc319a (700)  No.49709

my name is paul robertson


dc319a (700)  No.49710


dc319a (700)  No.49711

I'm bored.


dc319a (700)  No.49712

File (hide): ebf16fbfc6cfa5c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 84.37 KB, 671x1000, 671:1000, C55D2FQWcAA8nUv.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49713>>49716 >>49717 >>49719

File (hide): a14c631e1b5eb38⋯.png (1.69 KB, 128x128, 1:1, BumBumGuard.png) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49714

File (hide): 855840181df71d2⋯.jpg (1.52 MB, 2400x1681, 2400:1681, 1465249741852.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49715

File (hide): 1eff09b152cab43⋯.png (1.86 MB, 1585x942, 1585:942, 867453.png) (h) (u)

scully tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49716>>49720


dc319a (700)  No.49717>>49720

>>49713

really good lad


dc319a (700)  No.49718>>49721

File (hide): e942c3e68f42915⋯.jpg (95.9 KB, 640x480, 4:3, suicide-note.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49719

>>49713

spiffing


dc319a (700)  No.49720

>>49716

>>49717

Trying to upload it as my spoiler file but the bullies are preventing me smdh


dc319a (700)  No.49721

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

dc319a (700)  No.49722>>49723 >>49724

File (hide): d4a053e29003f23⋯.jpg (32.02 KB, 496x418, 248:209, h-u-l-l-o.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49191

Haven't been on since this morning tbh.


dc319a (700)  No.49723>>49736

>>49722

hullo lad


dc319a (700)  No.49724

File (hide): fbf536347f97a27⋯.jpg (34.84 KB, 500x381, 500:381, bathed hothwheelth.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49725>>49729

mike cernovich is such a faggot


dc319a (700)  No.49726>>49728

File (hide): c879a1beeda2857⋯.png (141.95 KB, 1024x223, 1024:223, spee kill again.png) (h) (u)

>it's still not up


dc319a (700)  No.49727>>49729

*shoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshout**shout*

mummy pls die


dc319a (700)  No.49728>>49731

>>49726

what was 76chan?


dc319a (700)  No.49729

>>49725

>>49727

watch the film gayboy


dc319a (700)  No.49730>>49732 >>49744

File (hide): d1bfbe571c0c766⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1024x642, 512:321, cornwell.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 15b2ad966c68755⋯.png (3.69 MB, 1650x1017, 550:339, rocroi.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 427311bb75d2706⋯.png (1.12 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, saxonwrath.png) (h) (u)

more wallpapers

>>49657

>>49661

PREVENT made me show them 8ch one time smh


dc319a (700)  No.49731

>>49728

a chan


dc319a (700)  No.49732>>49735

>>49730

Filtered


dc319a (700)  No.49733>>49734 >>49738 >>49739

yeah I'm into some kinky shit. have you even heard of healthy relationships?


dc319a (700)  No.49734

>>49733

Holy shit lass. That's almost as bad as romantic notes or candlelit din dinss!


dc319a (700)  No.49735>>49738

>>49732

Why are you here lad? Come back home I miss you, p.s. let's play project Zombiod together it was comfy that short time we played together.


dc319a (700)  No.49736

File (hide): 3ed656a2286479e⋯.jpg (174.58 KB, 900x853, 900:853, 1493106707001.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49737


dc319a (700)  No.49738>>49746

>>49733

I know what types of things youre into lass

>>49735

nice try


dc319a (700)  No.49739>>49740 >>49741

>>49733

>yeah I'm into some kinky shit.

explain


dc319a (700)  No.49740


dc319a (700)  No.49741>>49745

>>49739

do you not read posts in their full length?


dc319a (700)  No.49742

not making thread now, but I will eventually. Gib edition.


dc319a (700)  No.49743>>49748 >>49767

File (hide): 8e34de6bcf0b60a⋯.png (5.57 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49744>>49751

>>49730

Why didn't you just tell them to fuck off lass?


dc319a (700)  No.49745

File (hide): 7a102b32efaeba5⋯.png (233.12 KB, 335x646, 335:646, sad arisu.png) (h) (u)

>>49741

I'm tabbed out most of the time. I just came back and saw that.


dc319a (700)  No.49746>>49753

>>49738

Why not lad? Do you not like me now or something lad? Let's play a game after Nige if you're not busy, I'm free.


dc319a (700)  No.49747>>49749 >>49752 >>49754

File (hide): e11675db2bfd8ab⋯.png (2.67 MB, 1200x2000, 3:5, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

t. the same people who encourages everyone to move to the first world

*kills them*


dc319a (700)  No.49748

>>49743

>stealing from the discord


dc319a (700)  No.49749

>>49747

>bill nye accidentally makes the case for stopping all immigration to the west completely


dc319a (700)  No.49750>>49762

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Live Nige


dc319a (700)  No.49751

>>49744

the less you comply the higher risk you are in their eyes


dc319a (700)  No.49752

>>49747

why not the developING word?


dc319a (700)  No.49753>>49756

>>49746

you bully us, youre just one of SA's cronies

I'm sorry lad but /brit/ is /shit/ tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49754>>49757

File (hide): 2c74cfab2e4e1d0⋯.jpg (68.16 KB, 671x615, 671:615, overpop.JPG) (h) (u)

>>49747

Disgusting.


dc319a (700)  No.49755

File (hide): 950cb03d368de2d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 114.97 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, C9oN4KPV0AESF_k.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49756>>49758

>>49753

But lad we're steam friends, I thought we got on?


dc319a (700)  No.49757

>>49754

ahhhh we have to stop feeding them


dc319a (700)  No.49758>>49761

>>49756

the tyrannical bullying of the mods is too much to bear fam, I have no choice in the matter


dc319a (700)  No.49759>>49760

are we gonna watch nige on the cytube?


dc319a (700)  No.49760

>>49759

it's on now


dc319a (700)  No.49761>>49765

>>49758

Eh? You've never been banned or not recently, silly billy lad. Stop with the drama stuff, let's play the game, seriously when you have free time. I want to play again, they've updated it a bit, i want to see what the differences are, and we never got to raid the police station or build or own homebase or outpost. Lad think about it.


dc319a (700)  No.49762>>49763 >>49764

File (hide): ff901ce9a560f97⋯.png (357.45 KB, 510x520, 51:52, fighting karen.png) (h) (u)

>>49750

>video isn't unlisted

>chat is full of normalfag cunts


dc319a (700)  No.49763

>>49762

let's have our own comfy chat tbh

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit


dc319a (700)  No.49764

>>49762

Wasn't like that earlier in the week smh


dc319a (700)  No.49765

>>49761

*suspiciously watches you but plays with you at the same time*


dc319a (700)  No.49766

File (hide): 5e3e6b60d890ae1⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1332x1072, 333:268, e445645.png) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49767>>49769 >>49770

File (hide): 64d506b8a48139e⋯.jpg (151.34 KB, 974x444, 487:222, single market.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49743

Which one is the "I think it's shit" option? In fact, is there any difference of opinion in any of these choices?


dc319a (700)  No.49768

Reeeeeee I hate facebook

Im almost punching the table in frustration reeeee zuckerberg you prick


dc319a (700)  No.49769

>>49767

No it's just mix and match with quotes lass


dc319a (700)  No.49770

>>49767

closed the tab when I got to that one kek


dc319a (700)  No.49771

Its like its been designed to be unwieldly and obtuse reeeeee fucking yids tbh


dc319a (700)  No.49772

File (hide): 32323524fc1d1ba⋯.jpg (230.13 KB, 964x471, 964:471, FAR RIGHT.jpg) (h) (u)

As if there was any other result. What a boring quiz.


dc319a (700)  No.49773

File (hide): de3b9939b9ec012⋯.jpg (356.37 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Marina semenova2.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw no duchess gf


dc319a (700)  No.49774>>49776

File (hide): daf4bb7ad728439⋯.jpg (158.92 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C4BzYDCUcAAAauU.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49775>>49777 >>49780 >>49782 >>49794

File (hide): ca19632d0f392e6⋯.png (18.23 KB, 800x800, 1:1, BumBumBook.png) (h) (u)

I'm off to do some work lasses. Bon nuit!


dc319a (700)  No.49776>>49778

File (hide): 21b4e0b93027cfa⋯.jpg (160.14 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C8DMjs0VQAA7_-l.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49777

>>49775

You too


dc319a (700)  No.49778>>49779 >>49781

File (hide): 972342da656a4fd⋯.jpg (62.09 KB, 640x853, 640:853, CzC1jXgWIAET2GD.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49779


dc319a (700)  No.49780

>>49775

see ya


dc319a (700)  No.49781

File (hide): 62e3b1b42310979⋯.jpg (173.98 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C6aVeeDXMAA_tEN.jpg) (h) (u)


dc319a (700)  No.49782

>>49775

Have fun, lad. A lot of delicious OC today


dc319a (700)  No.49783>>49784

good show

not really


dc319a (700)  No.49784

>>49783

What if the big black bull impregnates a huwhite lass and makes her a single mummy. Why shouldn't he stay? smh


dc319a (700)  No.49785

AHH THE BIRD HAS ESCAPED!


dc319a (700)  No.49786>>49787

IT'S ATTACKING MY DOOR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


dc319a (700)  No.49787

>>49786

top kek


dc319a (700)  No.49788>>49791

File (hide): c75e5a5fab149ca⋯.png (41.42 KB, 2316x728, 579:182, goku.png) (h) (u)

tried to draw a goku with my mouse i wanted him to look angry like he about to go super saiyan x 1000 but i didnt quite achieve it


dc319a (700)  No.49789

oh i forgot to put ears on him oops


dc319a (700)  No.49790>>49792 >>49793

File (hide): 0b1ccc686afc065⋯.jpg (27.94 KB, 620x310, 2:1, diversity of opinion.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw the discord steals thread traffic because /brit/ won't leave us alone


dc319a (700)  No.49791

>>49788

looks like something hurt or disgusted him. Poor lad


dc319a (700)  No.49792


dc319a (700)  No.49793>>49795 >>49801

>>49790

I have an idea

I''ll tell it in the secret discord


dc319a (700)  No.49794


dc319a (700)  No.49795>>49797

>>49793

>Second secret discord

AAAAAAAAAAAAH


dc319a (700)  No.49796>>49805

Vanlad: 1 Facebook: 0

FUCK YOU CUCKERBERG I DID IT


dc319a (700)  No.49797

>>49795

no, the normal. Secret to /brit/


dc319a (700)  No.49799


dc319a (700)  No.49801

File (hide): 13de6cf31e6f24c⋯.jpg (35.67 KB, 620x387, 620:387, mililooking.jpg) (h) (u)

>>49793

>the secret discord

gotcha


dc319a (700)  No.49802>>49803

File (hide): 11d50a75edfe0be⋯.jpg (39.92 KB, 451x502, 451:502, 113.jpg) (h) (u)

is this secret discord the one i am in


dc319a (700)  No.49803


dc319a (700)  No.49805>>49811

File (hide): d870a051981760a⋯.png (1.56 MB, 700x970, 70:97, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>49796

congrats now he's going to take all of your shekels and sell your information


dc319a (700)  No.49811

>>49805

Jews cant into making things lad. also

>implying my data hasnt been collected already




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