dc319a No.49099
>>49090
that's pretty sad tbh smh
dc319a No.49101
>>49093
I regret nothing...
dc319a No.49102
why dont we just have a cyclcical thread?
dc319a No.49103
>>49090
i hate single mums so much
dc319a No.49104
>>49102
then GCHQ wont be able to read what we've posted before
dc319a No.49105
>>49102
Because we've always done it this way and we'll lose OC faster.
dc319a No.49106
>>49102
Won't posts then eventually die?
dc319a No.49107
>>49105
It the threads get really fucking bloated when it's 751 every time you enter plus all the posts that are made after that.
dc319a No.49108
dc319a No.49109
dc319a No.49111
Pissy fucking weather here on the northern side of the Alps. If there is a God he's a dipshit for inventing rain.
dc319a No.49113
stayed off internet until now
did fuck all
hoovered and tidied
half heartedly practiced piano for like 10 minutes
watched a boring film
>>49112
>says he just came from /brit/
>wants to start thread wars
hmmmmm
dc319a No.49114
>>49102
1. Quality matters
2. I want to read what you say when I was gone
dc319a No.49115
>>49113
>>says he just came from /brit/
>>wants to start thread wars
dc319a No.49116
>>49111
>doesn't like rain
dc319a No.49117
>>49111
I thought slavs were biologically designed to thrive in cold wet climates.
dc319a No.49119
>>49116
Why should I like it when I'm riding home on a bicycle with only a light jacket and suddenly I'll get put into a shower with all my clothes on at high speed so that I'll have to dry all my clothes at home and put on new ones when I'll go back to school for afternoon lessons - on bicycle of course. Why should I like that.
dc319a No.49120
stop complaining that this thread is crap!
This is /newbrit/ after all! Nobody actually reads the OP or cares about current events, it's just for shitposting!
dc319a No.49121
>>49119
Oh shut the fuck up.
dc319a No.49122
>>49117
fucking racist smh
It doesn't bother me in Petersburg at all even though we have rain 9 months a year and snow 3 months. It does bug me in Munich though for some reason. Maybe I naturally expect better weather.
dc319a No.49123
>>49119
Would be comfy hadn't it been for the afternoon lesson smh
dc319a No.49124
>>49118
I-is that what your childhood was like?
I feel bad for you lad…
dc319a No.49125
>>49121
>he's a raincuck
enjoy your cold
dc319a No.49126
dc319a No.49127
>>49125
>rain means cold
"no"
dc319a No.49128
>>49124
Yeah smh. I made that pic
>>49126
Thanks for the (You), lad
dc319a No.49129
>>49125
But aren't you supposed to be able to stand the cold, lass?
dc319a No.49130
>>49128
Have you shown it to your parent?
dc319a No.49131
>>49125
>having a weak immune system
smh
dc319a No.49132
>>49128
>Yeah smh. I made that pic
no you didnt i made it just now
>>49124
>I-is that what your childhood was like?
yes
>>49130
no
dc319a No.49133
>>49132
Sorry, lad. I meant to reply but found it to fit me so well that I thought I might as well get some (You)s for it.
dc319a No.49134
>>49129
lied in bed with a cold two years ago. That mean I won't have another for next 6.
Rain is just uncomfy when you're standing outside and it's really strong. Like it was now.
>>49131
At least I don't mind cold weather. Unless I get water poured over me.
>>49133
>lying
>stealing
lad
dc319a No.49135
>>49133
>stealing feels from another poster
shame on you lad
dc319a No.49137
>>49134
>>49135
yeah.
>>49132
I'm really sorry, lad.
>>49134
>Rain is just uncomfy when you're standing outside and it's really strong. Like it was now.
Alright. I guess it's just comfy since I don't really have to be somewhere
dc319a No.49138
>>49134
I guess the temperature plays into it a lot, rain that isn't freezing is nice
dc319a No.49139
how can i make my brain want to do thingsreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
dc319a No.49140
dc319a No.49141
>>49133
>>49133
SHAME!
SHAME!
SHAME!
dc319a No.49143
$1,002,405,115
is this a lot for a movie to make? apparrently that beauty and the beast movie made4 this much
is it a bomb?
dc319a No.49144
dc319a No.49145
dc319a No.49146
>>49145
fuck i wanted it to bomb
i like when big movies flop its hilarious tbh
dc319a No.49147
>>49133
you're getting shunned now lad
dc319a No.49149
>>49143
Episode VII only made about twice that so it's not too bad for a Jewsney movie with less brand power behind it.
dc319a No.49150
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King Zog I Marries - 1938 | Today In History | 27 Apr 17
dc319a No.49151
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Girls To Match Cars - 1937 | The Archivist Presents | #94
dc319a No.49152
>>49136
LAD I'M SORRYYYYY
ahhhh I draw a Pepe edit for you you have to forgive me now please
>>49141
*feels shame*
>>49139
Drawn anything today?
>>49147
I deserve it tbh
dc319a No.49153
>>49149
>>49149
Am I correct in inferring that you are genuine biological female, aka a grill?
dc319a No.49154
>>49153
Why do I keep getting these posts.
dc319a No.49155
>>49153
If my daughter ended up like that I would get suicide by cop
dc319a No.49156
>>49154
He's new from yesterday, lass
dc319a No.49157
Greetings. It is I; the BumBum King. I look forward to posting with you all as I am not familiar with image boards or image board culture. Please do not bully me.
dc319a No.49158
>>49156
I don't know lad, everyone on /brit/ should be familiar with us by now.
dc319a No.49159
>>49157
Here have a free memi to start you off. Good luck friendo
dc319a No.49160
>>49154
>>49154
How do you integrate your experiences on this thread with your IRL life as a grill?
Can't be easy…
dc319a No.49161
cold showers
No more colds ever
dc319a No.49162
>>49159
Thankyou. As a communist atheist I just love sonic and I am proud to adopt this memi. I will nurture and look after him and do battle with other browsers. One day my dream is to become the greatest memi artist of all.
dc319a No.49163
>>49158
He said he was from /brit/ and I don't recognise his posting style tbh
dc319a No.49164
>>49160
Well Dafty manages it just fine.
dc319a No.49165
>>49163
maybe that's the one who keeps asking you about your OC and the people in it yet was unfamiliar with Pembs
dc319a No.49166
>>49162
Be careful what you get yourself into kiddo. This aint a game. Live by the memi, die by the memi.
dc319a No.49167
>>49165
Everyone on /brit/ must have heard of pembs.
dc319a No.49168
>>49161
good lad
>>49167
I'm still sure that guy was bullshit
dc319a No.49169
>>49168
Where's that video of the Slavic nursery where they dunk kids in ice water
dc319a No.49170
dc319a No.49171
>>49165
It's those troublesome anons. We need a no anons policy tbh
Also there is a lad here who is intentionally trying to fuck with my head but he's a good lad smh
dc319a No.49172
Why does /brit/ persecute you so? Also, may I join your community? At the moment I am a mere loner drifting from pixelated place to pixelated place. A nomad if you will. Lik the cowboys of old.
>>49166
I'm a careful kind of guy. I will only do battle with weaker opponents.
dc319a No.49173
>>49164
Does she now.
And how does she cope?
You see, things are discussed here in ways which must be totally alien to the socially-programmed female mind.
I just wonder how you deal with it all.
dc319a No.49174
>>49172
TheBumBumKing? Do you have amnesia now, lad?
dc319a No.49175
>>49169
grandmum did that with me as well when I lived with her until age 3 then mother stopped because she's too much of a pussy and now my immunity system is shit thanks mum
dc319a No.49176
>>49171
Fucking with your head doesn't sound like a good feature.
dc319a No.49177
I WANT OC AND I WANT IT NOW!!!
dc319a No.49178
>>49171
>trying to fuck with my head
That sounds like bullying lad
>>49172
The one they call 'Monarch' from /brit/ is the weakest poster in these lands. Defeat him and I shall reward you
dc319a No.49179
Can you do gif flags? Gif spoilers? Gif deleted file banners?
dc319a No.49180
>>49176
It's notGCHQ, he's only managing to do it because of my little brain.
>>49177
Will take a while, lad
>>49178
You're the bully.
dc319a No.49181
>>49171
>but he's a good lad smh
He seems like a legit autist to me.
dc319a No.49182
>>49181
He is a legit autist, lass.
dc319a No.49183
>>49178
Do you know, lad? >>49179
dc319a No.49184
>>49182
Do you think he's that Caithness guy then?
dc319a No.49185
>>49174
I have never posted here before lass. Or maybe I have. I cannot keep track of my travels in the multiverse. It is possible that my actions in the future, through some fault in the space-time continuum, have manifested in the past. Alas, now truly shall I post here.
>>49178
I shall destroy him and bring to you the heads of his children.
BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
dc319a No.49186
dc319a No.49187
>>49184
No. notGCHQ is a good lad.
dc319a No.49188
>>49185
>multiverse
>tfw there exists redpill Gordons
Do you know him, lad?
dc319a No.49190
>>49175
Never too late to start tbh
dc319a No.49191
>>49189
He is not the new poster from yesterday/today. He's the lad who often uses different IDs and makes (1) posts. This is him >>49178
dc319a No.49192
>>49180
You owe us all some real OC after you stole that other poor lads entire life story, and claimed it as yours…
YOU HAVE TO ATONE YOURSELF!
SMH TBH LAD!
dc319a No.49193
>>49191
I'm not that lad, lad
dc319a No.49194
>>49193
you're never nobody
dc319a No.49195
>>49188
There is a name I have not heard in a long time. I remember being lost in the great Yewa Chube desert when on the horizon I saw a shining figure in the ruthless sunlight. He approached me and lent me his teet to sup from and take strength to finish my journey. When I asked who he was he merely spoke "Gordo, bigot". Then he walked off and I saw him not but heard tell many tales of his deeds across the multiverse. They say he has begat a son. Part man, part hamster. Some say he intends to do ultimate battle with his father through this form of self duplication.
God help us all if his eye turns toward us.
dc319a No.49196
This board's obsession with identity is unhealthy and counterproductive
dc319a No.49197
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>It's a Capitalist propaganda episode
>>49196
probably
dc319a No.49198
>>49173
TIL Neo girl can't cope with /newbrit/ and it has turned her into a social misfit.
Should women be banned from Internet usage? We should have a pol.
dc319a No.49199
dc319a No.49200
>>49199
wow more dubs needed to confirm
dc319a No.49201
dc319a No.49202
>>49201
*arrests you*
There's only one way to get out of this.
*nods towards my benis*
dc319a No.49204
>>49193
I'm just going to assume whoever says this is you tbh
>>49195
Beautiful, lad
*adds this to official Gordon lore*
>>49196
we should become a melting pot of anons
>>49198
Some of us loves lasses, lad
dc319a No.49205
I have discovered a new waifu but she is eastern European
dc319a No.49206
>>49202
That's an attraction benis!
dc319a No.49207
>>49205
Didn't they make her touch herself in a TV show when she was underage smh?
dc319a No.49208
"Oh BumBum King you're so silly with your anti-Eastern European banter!"
dc319a No.49209
>>49205
Those are some thick turkbrows.
dc319a No.49210
dc319a No.49211
>>49204
>Some of us loves lasses, lad
Pic related, it's me ITT.
dc319a No.49212
>>49207
Sort of they used camera angles to imply she was masturbating smdhfucking paedowood
Also, the Oklahoma bombings were justified tbh
dc319a No.49214
>>49208
Looks as if Hermione got plastic surgery and a coke habit
dc319a No.49215
>>49209
Turks and Russians are basically the same thing lass smh
dc319a No.49216
>>49210
Later, lass
>>49212
she looks dead inside poor lass
dc319a No.49217
>>49214
YOU FACKIN WANSUM M8!?!?!?
dc319a No.49218
did a walk
cold wind felt like it was biting and poured a lot of rain down
>>49152
nice pepe
>Drawn anything today?
no
dc319a No.49219
>>49211
>anon anoney, pudding and pie
>looked at the grils and made them cry
BASED
dc319a No.49220
>>49217
She looks as bad as Maisie in that one.
dc319a No.49221
>>49216
I will save her from the bullies and redeem her soul unless she got raped by the jews smh
dc319a No.49222
dc319a No.49223
dc319a No.49224
>>49221
That's quite a chin.
dc319a No.49225
>>49224
>Being a chinless gorp
Also,
"It's time for din dins bumbum!"
dc319a No.49227
>>49225
Look how skeletal her arms are. I bet I could snap them like twigs.
dc319a No.49228
>>49227
That's because you are a 5'10 man lass
"BumBum get in the car! We have to take you to the handsomeness doctor to stop lasses falling in love with you like I have!"
dc319a No.49229
IMPORTANT POL
>should /newbrit/ have a lewd day where we all post intimate photos?
>boys post benis or abs, grills post any other nudes
>most attractive benis gets to go on date with best grill nudes as prize
/newbrit/ dating.
http://poal.me/g0pyai
dc319a No.49230
>>49227
> I bet I could snap them like twigs.
Bit unladylike, lass
>>49229
Lad what are you
dc319a No.49231
>>49229
good idea tbh, no one should be ronery
dc319a No.49232
I caved and bought a Victorinox Huntsman, it's suprisingly small smh
at least I won't get too much trouble from the po po for carrying it I guess
>>49219
Went to Jewb centre lad, good news.
I can keep getting UC, so that's din dins, water and internet expenses covered.
They've also put me on the start to the New Enterprise Allowance thingo which will bring in ~£300/mo for half a year or something.
dc319a No.49233
>>49230
I'm just using it as an example of how frail she is. She looks like a gulag survivor.
dc319a No.49234
dc319a No.49235
>>49231
Thanks lad, I pride myself on my "outside the box" thinking.
dc319a No.49236
>>49232
Top work lad, I can probably claim that too if we are splitting the plot. £300p/m is epic.
>tfw you will be waiting for me to earn shekels
reeeee
dc319a No.49237
>>49118
>mum wouldn't let me go outside with schoolmates on the rare occasions that I was invited out because "it's a school night"
>is surprised later on that I'm a social retard
I know these feels
>>49215
>Turks and Russians are basically the same thing
hmm
dc319a No.49238
>>49233
You can tell by her surname that she is from the Gulags lass. I saved her and sent her to America where she became a succesful actress. She learned Maui Thai boxing to defeat the Jews and not get raped like the other child actors.
dc319a No.49239
>>49234
I guess there should be the option of posting legs too :^)
dc319a No.49240
>>49239
Can I post intimate photos of my van instead? Like the manifold or power steering pump?
dc319a No.49242
TAKE THE SUPERIOR VARGNEETPILL
No excuse for anything else
>>49236
You can get on UC and start on NEA straight away tbf, it means a weekly visit to a job centre though. You might be able to get out of that with some jewish tricks though, saying your job means you travel and overnight a lot and so often can't get back in time.
No rush because I still need to do my driving tests, go through the NEA scheme etc
When we do the job (Saturday?) I'll bring my initial business plan for you to look over and we can change it, then I'll have it in the job centre for the beginning of NEA next Tuesday.
dc319a No.49243
>>49232
Get a douk-douk lad, slim, proven design, with a spring that is a strong as most locking systems and a blade you can sharpen to a razor. Tribesmen used to use them to hunt in French colonies. They're also dirt cheap and look cool.
dc319a No.49244
dc319a No.49245
>>49239
*i will remember this*
dc319a No.49246
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The painted face of a queer future | Jacob Mallinson Bird | TEDxCourtauldInstitute
Don't be bigots
dc319a No.49247
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Who /sexyandseventeenyearoldgf/ here?
dc319a No.49248
Who /isgoingtohavenightmares/ here?
dc319a No.49249
>>49248
>daftyandherts.png
Lad edit that out before herts comes back smh
dc319a No.49250
>>49247
Is there a bumbum king who isn't a pedo?
dc319a No.49251
>>49243
>douk-douk
smh lad I just paid £42 for the Huntsman, it has a locking blade though so it would be a good idea. Have to save it for next month, don't want to spend too much smh
>>49244
everyone should take it and become homesteading hermits tbh
dc319a No.49253
>>49250
>Lusting after post pubescent women is paedophilia
Also,
>pedo
dc319a No.49254
>>49242
Good lad. I dont think I can claim UC for 3 months because I voluntarily quit my job, in 4 days. NEA is almost definitely fine though, Ill call them this week tbh.
>guildford
Im still hassling my customers lad, no response from Guildford but theres one in Cobham, london which might be too far for you. Im spending today and tomorrow on the phone so I should know soon.
dc319a No.49255
>>49251
Douks are like 14 pounds and locking blades are illegal to carry :////
dc319a No.49256
>>49252
Maisie?
>>49249
I'm living dangerously, lad
dc319a No.49257
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>No sixth form gf to slap your hands away as you run your hand up her shirt while kissy wissies
dc319a No.49258
>>49251
>>49255
>Douks
I use Opinels lad, £5-12.50 each, kek. Best steel Ive ever used.
dc319a No.49259
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xrumpffs btfo
>>49245
ahhhh it's just banter
>>49251
agreed lad
dc319a No.49260
*PUNCHES THROUGH THE TRANNY'S SKULL AND ENDS HIS LIFE*
dc319a No.49261
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>>49254
If I can get good times for the train I might be able to get there and back..
>£48 return during off-peak
nvm lad smh
>>49255
That's why I said it's a good idea lad, I'll probably order one next month.
Not getting the air rifle until we're on the land, it needs a registered firearms dealer to handle smh
>air guns are now deadly firearms
I just want to buy shotguns from the supermarket REEEEE
>>49258
will have to decide later, hm
dc319a No.49262
>>49261
>rfd
I can go and buy it tbh, surplus store is in Crawley. Just cant have it shipped to you, youd need to pick it up from somewhere registered.
>48 return
Fugging hell Ill let you know lad, thats a bit much for a few hours work.
dc319a No.49263
You're one of the bullies aren't you?
dc319a No.49264
>>49229
IMPORTANT POL RESULTS ARE IN!!
>EVERYONE VOTED IN FAVOUR OF /NEWBRIT/ LEWD DAY!
dc319a No.49265
Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants
DELAYED memi MAGIC: BIG BOARS
>Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/04/25/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/100876844/
dc319a No.49266
>>49265
The muslim fears the pork
dc319a No.49268
>>49262
If they don't have to be registered to the purchaser you could get it from Crawley and bring it up next month when we have a squizz at the plot? smh how to get the money through though - no bank acc yet?
Been /thingken/ about that actually, might be worth setting up a "company account" or smth that you can use but not be tied to directly so as to not alert the noses to your debts.
>>49265
tbh
dc319a No.49269
dc319a No.49270
>>49267
>Western "culture"
dc319a No.49272
>>49271
You're the one with the wicked benis, aren't you…
dc319a No.49273
>>49267
Where are the blacks?
dc319a No.49275
>>49268
Im setting a normal current acc up on tuesday, that should sort my payments from jobs, and I can get the air rifle for you then.
>company acc
Certainly required for the smallholding, then any goods-sales can be put straight into it - dont have to worry about our personal tax on it then. Worth asking Citizens Advice Bureau about that tbh.
dc319a No.49276
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>>49271
Is it cerddoriaeth o'clock?
dc319a No.49277
The lads and lasses of /newbrit/ are getting in shape for the first ever lewd day
dc319a No.49278
>>49275
Will go see them tomorrow, it's worse than the job centre smh, nobody at the desk and the room full of boomers and single mothers
I'll get back to you next week then for arming up
dc319a No.49279
>>49278
>that image
top kek
dc319a No.49280
dc319a No.49281
>>49261
If they bring in the air rifle registration I'll be fucking pissed
dc319a No.49282
>>49258
Opinels have a locking system, not allowed outside.
dc319a No.49283
>When your sixth form gfhas braces and those tight little black skirts for uniform
Lambs . . .
dc319a No.49284
I miss Alberto tbh
Do you?
dc319a No.49285
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Stolen from 4chan:
HAPPENING: MARINE CUCKING MACRON
There is a Whirpool factory that must be closed in the city of Amiens and relocated in Poland, Macron announced that he would visit them today but this coward just went to the commercial chamber (kilometers away) meeting """representatives""" behind closed door.
Just few hours laters Marine made a surprise visit at the factory meeting the workers themselves.
dc319a No.49286
>>49284
Aren't you supposed to be new, lad?
dc319a No.49287
dc319a No.49288
>>49265
Somebody say wild boars?
dc319a No.49289
>>49283
>tfw have thing for lasses in uniforms but never had a gf at school
dc319a No.49290
>>49286
I told you Barbosa is always behind it all.
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he is talking with people on /brit/.
dc319a No.49291
>>49286
who /thinking/ here?
dc319a No.49292
>>49289
I did and it was great but ruins one's performance in tests etc smdh
dc319a No.49293
>>49290
You are probably on to something…
dc319a No.49294
>>49284
I miss Luna tbh but I suspect you're Alberto lad.
dc319a No.49295
Alberto was a one man memi machine
He was always the driving force behind Brit/pol/
dc319a No.49296
>>49289
>mfw shagging chubby redhead tinder slag
>mfw she went to catholic school
>mfw she still has the uniform
>mfw she wears it while I fuck her up the arse and call her a naughty girl
dc319a No.49297
>the budgie keeps copying my noises
REEEEEEEEE
dc319a No.49298
>>49288
Based pro nationalism comics and films tbh. In the latest film the med Jews tried to make the Gauls integrate into a roman society by building a Roman cityclose by their settlement but the Romans got BTFO.
*eats boar to become strong and fertile*
>>49290
Getting suspicious tbh
>>49291
me, lass
>>49294
Same, lass.
dc319a No.49299
>>49288
Surprised no one has made getafix oc for the druids
dc319a No.49300
>>49296
White genocide NOW
tbh
dc319a No.49301
>>49296
Haha, yeah this lass is Albertron
dc319a No.49303
Albertron of the Deceptacons
dc319a No.49304
>>49301
Why does Alberto have to show up and ruin every thread?
dc319a No.49305
>>49301
I've been accused of being 3 different people in the space of a few hours on this board. You're all paranoid
dc319a No.49306
>>49304
>>49305
We don't take kindly to weirdos round these parts. I suggest you leaf.
dc319a No.49307
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Who /BIGBLACKMAGIC/ here? smh how can white magician druids even compete?
dc319a No.49308
>>49299
I used a few back when the raids were happening.
dc319a No.49309
dc319a No.49310
>mfw alberto always pops up again and again and i defeat him literally every single time
dc319a No.49312
>>49310
He is subhuman tbh we must be ever watchful smdh
dc319a No.49313
>>49309
I'm 22's handler. He can vouch for me.
dc319a No.49314
>>49306
>We don't take kindly to weirdos round these parts. I suggest you leaf.
Kek, look around you son…
dc319a No.49315
>>49311
Based Franco Belgian comics
dc319a No.49316
>>49314
*looks around and sees a weirdo called 5b49e2*
dc319a No.49317
>>49313
Yeah
>>49314
This bullying reeks of Bertie
dc319a No.49318
>>49316
Let's not fall out lad, it's not worth it.
What are your passion a and interests? Let's see some field where we can get on.
dc319a No.49319
>>49318
My passion is marrying my fifteen ear old gf
dc319a No.49320
>>49296
Sick work lad, very impressive.
dc319a No.49321
dc319a No.49322
>>49317
Its not me, I swear!
dc319a No.49324
>>49322
Are you admitting to being Bertie, lass…?
>>49321
Need evidence, lamb
dc319a No.49325
>>49324
b-but he admitted everything l-lass
dc319a No.49326
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>inb4 assassinated by nork lass ninjas
dc319a No.49327
>>49324
>Are you admitting to being Bertie, lass…?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I was denying it!
dc319a No.49328
>>49327
Post an image only Barbosa would post
>>49325
I'll keep you safe, lass. I just don't want to ban an innocent lamb.
dc319a No.49330
>>49327
How do you know who barbosa is then?
dc319a No.49331
>>49278
>arming up
REEEEE dont say that
Its only for target shooting killing vermin tbh
dc319a No.49332
>>49328
>an image only Barbosa would post
This is obviously a trick.
dc319a No.49333
>>49331
You lasses are going to get Ruby Ridged smh
dc319a No.49334
>>49332
Just incriminate yourself already, lad. smh
dc319a No.49335
EVERYONE IS BULLYING ME BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ENOUGH OC BEING MADE!
dc319a No.49336
>>49332
>>49335
Only Albertron of the Deceptacons had a ginger gf lad. We see you smdh
dc319a No.49337
>>49333
>tfw wessex gets me killed
SEPERATE PLOTS TBH GUV, I DONT KNOW HIM
dc319a No.49338
*bans everyone just to be safe*
dc319a No.49339
>>49338
Splendid Isolation.
dc319a No.49340
>>49336
I hate gingers. I think gingers should be exterminated.
dc319a No.49341
>>49340
Then you should be banned even if you aren't Albertron!
dc319a No.49342
>>49338
*unbans myself*
Good lass. Now it's just you and me
dc319a No.49343
>>49331
surely GCHQ can detect bantz and colloquialisms, right? right?
any tools we purchase including knives and airguns are used purely for constructive purposes such as woodcarving and pest control
smh, also the thought police emailed me, still pushing for the Princes Trust. Going to tell them about the business etc next meeting.
>>49337
*I was actually an MI5 plant all along*
dc319a No.49344
dc319a No.49345
>>49342
It's cold in here lad…
dc319a No.49346
>>49343
>actually an MI5 plant
Lad that means they are really scraping the barrell for recruits these days *hides CID badge* So how about those yids, ay lads? Gotta gas em all amirite? thats satire and sarcasm, gchq.
dc319a No.49347
>>49344
yeah lad, they think it will make me a better human bean because i'll meet more minorities
smh they'll all be failure dole collectors and affirmative action wogs
>>49346
they literally are tbf, they ran "bodyguard" courses and hired JIDF jockeys from my rural college
dc319a No.49348
>>49345
*hugs you and pulls you close to my warm chest*
dc319a No.49349
>>49347
kek, I grew up around wogs it's the very thing that redpilled me lmao
dc319a No.49350
>>49341
Gingers are a fifth column.
It's always the gingers that convert to Islam.
They are explosive and unpreictable.
They are the red menace.
dc319a No.49351
dc319a No.49353
>tfw setting up a facebook
Anybody know how it works? Do I just upload images to it or do they need to be hosted?
dc319a No.49354
dc319a No.49355
>>49352
Germans mock their own culture with this absurd display.
dc319a No.49356
>>49353
upload, facebook hosts them
>>49354
money
dc319a No.49357
what kind of image would like nay Alberto post?
dc319a No.49358
>>49354
Flexin' dem gainz tbh blud nah its for work
dc319a No.49359
dc319a No.49360
>>49355
It is their culture lass
dc319a No.49361
>>49357
That was supposed to say "only Alberto".
dc319a No.49362
>>49356
Nice one. Ive got 15gb of 6meg photis to upload, Ill have to go to several pubs until they kick me from the wifi for overuse.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Or mcdonalds but its shit.
dc319a No.49363
I wish these fucking anons wood piss off their bants are as week as their gets
dc319a No.49364
>>49359
>test
*icular inflammation
dc319a No.49365
REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU HAVE EVER LICKED A GRILLS BUM HOLE
dc319a No.49366
>>49363
Not as weak as your hold on the BumBum Domain
*slaps you with a glove*
dc319a No.49367
>>49365
Why do you want to know?
dc319a No.49368
>>49366
*defeats you and consolidates power*
that was easy smh
dc319a No.49369
>>49365
First. I did it. Wasn't into it though as it turned out.
dc319a No.49370
>>49365
If you don't lick it, she won't let you stick it tbh
dc319a No.49371
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE LINK TO 22st's DEVIANT ART PAGE?
>I want to look at some of his old OC considering he is NOT MAKING ANY NEW STUFF which he should be!
22st has to atone!
Shame!
dc319a No.49372
>>49368
*rises from the dead as a druid bear*
What now, your horns are no match.
dc319a No.49373
>>49372
*defeats you again and becomes immortal by consuming your soul*
When will you learn lass>
dc319a No.49374
>>49372
"The Druids never died"
dc319a No.49375
Steve would beat the fuck out of Ray Mears tbh
dc319a No.49376
>>49373
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Until next millenia, then.
dc319a No.49377
>>49375
Wrong, he's dead.
Killed by a harmless fish.
dc319a No.49378
>>49374
They are just waiting tbh.
BASED BURGO
dc319a No.49379
>>49375
What about Bear grylls? Hes an armyfag.
>>49377
>harmless
I dare you to fight a stingray lad. You can tag-team if you like.
dc319a No.49380
dc319a No.49381
40k if you see this later, all my IPs are b& so Im off Druid/pol/ for a week
dc319a No.49383
ARE THE SEXY LASSES OF /BRIT/ READY FOR LEWD DAY?
dc319a No.49384
Bruce Parry would kill them all
dc319a No.49385
>>49348
ah.. that's much better lad..
dc319a No.49386
>>49384
Shit I forgot about Bruce 'Ayahuasca isnt scary' Parry. He would probably got 10 rounds with grylls tbh.
dc319a No.49387
>>49371
here 22st.deviantart.com/? please give him constructive feedback
dc319a No.49388
>>49379
>What about Bear grylls? Hes an armyfag.
no guarantee of toughness
soldiers now are more like semi skilled labour than tough warriors who dedicate themselves to fighting
grylls is basically just a regular guy who knows how to survive in the wild in the most ridiculous and disgusting ways possible
steve irwin wrestled crocodiles for a living
no contest tbh
dc319a No.49389
>>49388
Yeah but ray would just shoot him
dc319a No.49390
>>49382
Wtf is going on there?
I thought Russia was supposed to be the last bastion of moral wholesomeness?
dc319a No.49392
>>49390
i always think of russia as a very unfriendly place full of many criminals
dc319a No.49393
>>49388
>steve irwin wrestled crocodiles
Bruce Parry wrestled fuzzywuzzies like he was a redcoat and got injected with toad venom using a fucking bramble tbh.
dc319a No.49394
Why was the thread briefly deleted reeeeeeeee
dc319a No.49395
>>49394
I dunno but it said the site was offline for a few minutes
dc319a No.49396
>>49393
>Ray comes at Bruce with an axe crafted from elm wood, flint and vines
>Bruce opens his pineal gland and calls on the jungle gods to aid him
>time stops
>A 7 dimensional Jaguar made of rainbows tears Ray's throat out
dc319a No.49397
dc319a No.49398
>>49395
The bullies are planning something.
dc319a No.49399
dc319a No.49402
Took an umbrella with me. Take that you bastard can't get me now can you
Also it's snowing again
>>49226
this is actually quite cute
dc319a No.49403
>>49402
>snowing
I rained here for about 2 minutes earlier.
Also, Hi.
dc319a No.49404
IMPORTANT POL
>Should 22st be made to atone for stealing anon's OC and entire life story?
http://poal.me/32pwob
dc319a No.49405
>>49401
Want to channel one of those lads, lad?
>>49402
Based global warming
dc319a No.49406
>>49404
>I don't really care anymore but could use this as an opportunity to bully 22st into making more Scully OC for me
dc319a No.49407
dc319a No.49408
>>49403
>>49405
>>49407
What happened? Why does the thread die?
dc319a No.49409
>>49404
OH NO ANYTHING BUT THAT
>>49406
>Scully OC
I don't know about that, lad
>>49408
Shy with a lass around I guess. It's been kind of slow today.
dc319a No.49410
>>49408
I dunno lass probably breaking one of the founding commandments. Im stuck here with no data.
dc319a No.49411
>>49409
>>49410
I meant there was a Thread deleted or pruned at the bottom so I had to refresh
dc319a No.49412
>>49411
Yeah I had that too. Thought they'd banned me.
dc319a No.49413
>>49411
Oh right, I assumed because it was slow.
>baleted
Whole site went down for me on the laptop but the phone worked.
dc319a No.49414
>>49411
Ah, that happened for everyone. Don't know why
dc319a No.49415
>>49412
not that it wouldn't be justified
dc319a No.49416
this is my submission for lewd day
>I've been working on my glutes
Rate me lasses!
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) dc319a No.49417
dc319a No.49419
>>49416
You stole this from the internet. Those are not your balls or bumcheeks
dc319a No.49422
>tfw lads have agreed to vote Mosley with me
Get in
dc319a No.49423
>>49422
>tfw all mosley-voters will share a cell in the gulags
MOSLEY OR DEATH
dc319a No.49424
dc319a No.49425
>>49419
U jelly?
You sound jelly lad.
dc319a No.49426
>>49424
It's for lewd day.
Everyone's going to do one.
dc319a No.49427
Women on suicide watch after artificial womb successfully completes gestation of premature lamb.
IT'S HAPPENING
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/artificial-womb-baby-lamb-raises-hope-for-premature-babies/
dc319a No.49430
dc319a No.49432
>>49425
The correct word would be envious rather than jealous but as I am blessed with the physique of a demigod I am neither.
dc319a No.49433
>>49427
feminism is over
Bye bye ladies, you are officially useless now.
maybe you should have been nicer to us and it wouldn't have come to this. Too late now!
dc319a No.49434
>>49432
>physique of a Demi God
Pics or it didn't happen
dc319a No.49435
>>49428
>404b gif
Can I have this one too for data-conservation, please?
dc319a No.49437
>>49435
actually I wanted to make a flag if moving flags are a thing (I don't think so.) But go ahead
dc319a No.49438
>>49436
That's not a demi god I recognise…
dc319a No.49439
>tfw we'll now grow humans like in the Matrix
dc319a No.49441
>>49440
Her face looks like someone hit it repeatedly with a spade
dc319a No.49442
Kind of creepy but women had their chance tbh
dc319a No.49443
>>49441
pls dont bully
shes a sexy big titted jewess
there is no other type of woman more attractive than a sexy big titted jewess
dc319a No.49444
dc319a No.49445
>>49443
Who is this and why have I seen her face before?
dc319a No.49446
dc319a No.49447
>>49445
communismkills
professional troll
she hates commies and doesnt afraid of anything
dc319a No.49448
>>49397
Thankyou lass, I have pasted all the MLP posts to 8ch.pl/bumbumcourt/ for safeguarding against another collapse of 8ch.net
dc319a No.49449
>>49402
Cute that I love her or her clothing? I like her clothing too. It's the kind you can cuddle her under when waiting at a cold bus stop.
dc319a No.49450
>>49447
That's a small mattress
>>49446
welcome home, lad. This board is your home forever tbh
dc319a No.49451
>>49450
tbh It's not like I have any other internet communities left
dc319a No.49452
>>49448
I am the true bum bum King now.
See my submission for lewd day.
It's the top rated post so far.
>>49416
dc319a No.49453
dc319a No.49454
>>49453
yeah
just means shes high test and will have alpha male sons
dc319a No.49455
>>49449
>a king
>at a bus stop
Whut?
dc319a No.49456
>>49454
And she could chew through a car door.
dc319a No.49458
Asdas french lager in little 250ml one-mouthful bottles is excellent tbh.
dc319a No.49459
>>49457
That was a complement lad.
dc319a No.49461
>>49458
Fuck those little bastards, one fucking posh actor friend of mine always used to bring loads of them to any party, he had so many it was absurd.
dc319a No.49462
>>49451
Same, lad
wow forums->unofficial off-topic wow forums(think the official ones got censored or something) -> in game WoW->4chan in general -> /vp/ project -> 4/pol/ and /r9k/ -> 8/pol/ -> brit/pol/ -> /britpol/ -> /brit/ -> newbritpolitics/ -> /newbrit/
DON'T MAKE ME MOVE AGAIIN AHHHHHHHHHHH
dc319a No.49463
>>49462
>uses this to trace your internet footprint and find out info about you to blackmail you with
dc319a No.49464
>>49462
WE'RE HERE FOREVER
dc319a No.49465
>>49458
wew I remember getting a crate of those with friends and filling them one by one in a beer bong, took forever
dc319a No.49466
>>49461
I bought a case of 20 today and Ive drunk 6, smh they are only 4%, gone-off orange juice has more alcohol.
dc319a No.49468
>>49465
>one by one into a beer bong
Oh im laffin lad. Was it like a production line, one gets the cap off, one pours, one disposes of the bottle?
dc319a No.49469
>>49467
*squirts it up my bum instead* Better?
dc319a No.49470
alcohol always seemed skanky and unclean to me
i remember one time i had to pass someone a bottle of wine as a kid and i hated touching it
always disgusted me
dc319a No.49472
>>49471
Lad can you spoiler these?
dc319a No.49473
>>49471
this memi isnt working
go away barbosa/gchq/brit
dc319a No.49474
>>49463
j-junk data, lad. I'd never play wow or be on /r9k/
dc319a No.49475
>>49470
Have you tried drinking for the taste now lad? Instead of necking it to get drunk. I used to hate beer until I started sipping it, now I can chug-a-lug tbh.
dc319a No.49476
>>49475
i dont drink any alcohol and have never tried it nor do i want to
dc319a No.49477
>>49462
There's still wizardchan
dc319a No.49478
>>49475
Tbh once you taste a good beer they become a lot better.
dc319a No.49479
WARNING: LEWD DAY MAY BE (((PARTICIPATED))) IN BY (((MINORS))) BECOMING DEFACTO CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
Reeeeeeee what do?
dc319a No.49480
>>49477
Never went there, lad. I'm not 30 yet either
What is it like?
>>49471
Spoiler it, lad
dc319a No.49481
>>49443
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dc319a No.49482
>>49479
lewd day isn't real lad calm down
dc319a No.49483
>>49479
its obviously an agent provocateur
its barbosa or brit
possibly even gchq or some other agency
the former would want them to post over and over on raids and if they evcer get dox they could use it
the latter would do the same and if underage do post their stuff youll be party to that and theyll get you on paedo charges
JUST FUCK OFF spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) IM A GOOD BOY AND I LITERALLY DINDU NUFFIN!
dc319a No.49484
>>49482
Just voicing my concerns tbh lad.
dc319a No.49486
>>49483
>waifu gets it
Good lad.
dc319a No.49488
File: fd2ecbd39578a49⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 175.92 KB, 877x1280, 877:1280, C5I4xzZWMAAsQgp.jpg large.jpg)
dc319a No.49489
i love ck
shes no scully however
dc319a No.49490
>>49487
oh wow i bet you worship the demiurge
top kek
dc319a No.49491
>>49480
Haven't been there in ages tbh and I should never have been there in the first place because I'm not a virgin, but it's pretty nice that there's a place that hates normalfags. They take a hard line on lasses which can be offputting to some people but they don't really say much about them that isn't patently obvious.
dc319a No.49492
>>49490
*gathers lead weighted darts*
dc319a No.49493
>>49488
I heard that China has timed park benches, where there's so much demand for space that you have to pay to sit and then a spike gets shoved up your bum when your time is over.
dc319a No.49494
>>49455
How else am I supposed to get chix lass?
dc319a No.49495
dc319a No.49496
Why haven't all the anonymous posters been banned yet?
dc319a No.49497
why doesnt my brain find any interest in doing anything reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
dc319a No.49498
There is only one way to defeat the bullies. Through the MECH SUIT.
dc319a No.49499
>>49496
We're this board's musculoskeletal system.
dc319a No.49500
>>49494
Dating apps, pubs, driving around in the bumbum carriage.
>>49496
>all anonymous posters need banning
Sounds like something a tory would say tbh. nah, ban them.
dc319a No.49501
>>49500
And kidnapping sixth form chix
dc319a No.49502
>>49491
maybe I should visit if this ever collapses. Please no. I just can't juggle multiple communities at a time tbh. Can't even really post in /brit/ and I want Leon back here because I don't want to post on multiple boards ahhh
>>49496
Wew. To think I wanted you modded one day smh. Lasses can't be trusted.
>>49498
Fuck yeah. Looking fit, lad.
dc319a No.49503
>>49498
*top gun theme plays, montage rolls*
dc319a No.49504
dc319a No.49505
Hi lads. If you're worried about me please don't be.
>>49179
You can do gif spoilers, 'deleted file', and banners. I don't know about flags, it doesn't say, but I can try.
>>49402
We have hail here. It's fucking dreadful.
>>49416
*bans*
>>49496
Just taking this opportunity to let everybody know that you have the option to filter. Also I'm giving greater autonomy to the mods (more on this later).
dc319a No.49506
>>49500
>Sounds like something a tory would say tbh.
>mfw
>>49502
Lad they're up to no good mark my words. If we don't get rid of them now we'll pay the price later.
dc319a No.49507
>>49504
Shit just noticed his bulbous triceps. Nice work.
dc319a No.49508
>>49505
>worried about you
Ive accepted that you are in Hertfordshire, amd I cant change that. No point worrying.
dc319a No.49509
>>49505
welcome back, don't die
dc319a No.49510
>>49498
Is that the Mk2, lad?
>>49506
>Lad they're up to no good mark my words. If we don't get rid of them now we'll pay the price later.
Sounds ominous, lass. Maybe I should ban them…
>>49505
>Hi lads. If you're worried about me please don't be.
Missed you at least. Great leader. Even if you're a horrible tyrant I disagree with smh
> Also I'm giving greater autonomy to the mods
Sounds nice.
dc319a No.49511
>>49505
>We all thought herts was Hitler
>he's actually Xiaopeng
dc319a No.49512
>>49510
>Sounds ominous, lass. Maybe I should ban them…
DO IT
The sooner this catastrophe is averted the sooner things can go back to normal around here.
dc319a No.49513
>>49508
top kek lad
>>49509
I won't lad, I'm too careful
>Even if you're a horrible tyrant I disagree with smh
You made me this way lad
>>49511
No lad, I was actually Stalin all along
dc319a No.49515
>>49512
I can't, lass. You know me. Who exactly is it you want banned and why?
dc319a No.49516
>>49513
>No lad, I was actually Stalin all along
pls no gulag
dc319a No.49517
>>49510
The Mk2 BumBumMech will have cannons and a concealed compartment seeing as horn growth has ruled out the possibility of wearing a helmet.
dc319a No.49518
>>49517
Sweet, lad I'm going to need you to draw it for me
dc319a No.49519
>>49518
Soon. It will appear in the mech suit laboratory when finished then I will deploy it here to defeat spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) from various bully boards.
dc319a No.49520
>>49519
Alright, lad. Use it for a tactical purge
dc319a No.49521
>>49449
Her clothing is cute. She herself is kinda cute too I guess.
dc319a No.49522
>>49520
My biggest problem is deciding between a devilish red coating or a purple and armorial gold one (the olours of the BumBum Kingdom).
>>49521
Are you as cute as she lass? You're both slavs afterall. I would bully you much less or more if you looked like her smdh
dc319a No.49523
>>49515
I want the anonymous posters banned (one of whom is probably Alberto) because they are bullies who seek to displace our culture and are therefore a threat to our way of life. I know this might sound hypocritical because of what happened to us on /newbritpolitics/ but these anonymous posters are spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) who only seek to cause trouble.
I don't expect you to act on my request lad, instead I simply hope you will remember this when they continue to stir controversy and split the board's userbase.
dc319a No.49524
>>49505
>You can do gif spoilers, 'deleted file', and banners.
really neat thanks
dc319a No.49525
>>49522
>purpizzle and gizzold
Regal af fam.
dc319a No.49526
>>49505
hi lad. appreciate it tbh
dc319a No.49527
lads, do I carry on with Imperium TV (three kingdoms) or with The Prisoner?
dc319a No.49528
>>49523
Keep an eye on anons, but don't ban them unless they cause trouble. That's what I'd do.
Post last edited at
dc319a No.49529
>>49527
Ive only watched The Prisoner so that one. Although I <3 lu bu and that.
dc319a No.49530
>>49523
I understand that it's good to have a balanced moderation with one mod beings a bansceptic but 22 goes too far with his pacifism imo
dc319a No.49531
dc319a No.49532
>27% phone battery left
>big battery is on charge till tomorrow
>had a drink so cant drive
>have to walk 2 miles in the rain to use the pubs power and wifi
AHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE BRING ME SOME DIESEL FOR THE GENERATOR
dc319a No.49533
>>49523
It's just such a vague reason to ban someone, lass.
>>49528
Yeah
>>49530
Nobody is reporting anything though.
dc319a No.49535
>>49533
1. It's not bad right now and there is no need for it right now, sometimes the spyes get really bad though
2. we're a close constant chatting community where no one things about reporting, you have to understand
3. I reported an anon twice one day, but maybe it was too close after the hack and it didn't work
dc319a No.49536
dc319a No.49537
>2g/4g signal repeater for Anglesey 2.0
£160
dc319a No.49538
There is literally nothing wrong with being anon
dc319a No.49539
>>49533
>Nobody is reporting anything though.
People should try and use the report function more. But you should use your own initiative too.
dc319a No.49540
dc319a No.49541
fuck i am lonely
want a girl to cuddle with
except i dont bvecasue if i did it wouldnt feel right because im dirty and disgusting aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
dc319a No.49542
do you ever think about how you will die
dc319a No.49543
>>49535
>2. we're a close constant chatting community where no one things about reporting, you have to understand
What do you mean?
>3. I reported an anon twice one day, but maybe it was too close after the hack and it didn't work
Alright. I just recall seeing some joke reports before so maybe it was dismissed or there was a short ban or delete in place by one of the other mods.
>>49539
Sure.
dc319a No.49544
>>49542
Heroic deaths, yeah
dc319a No.49545
>>49522
Hard choice. How about you give it two different paint jobs and we can pick?
dc319a No.49546
>>49542
First ever heroin overdose in space hopefully
dc319a No.49547
>>49542
surrounded by many children and grandchildren
>>49543
>What do you mean?
I could just address you in the thread directly if I feel discomfort instead of filing reports. But you are still right of course.
dc319a No.49548
dc319a No.49549
>>49530
>not wanting to live in 22st's citadel of pacifism
dc319a No.49550
>>49545
Good idea. I might also make two. A defensive mach and an offensive one. One can never be prepared.
Also if I make a BumBum Flag would you lasses make it an available flag?
dc319a No.49551
>>49542
I can only hope that I am able to face death.
dc319a No.49552
>>49542
Not really. I think about all of the hard things I'm going to have to endure from now until then. Death doesn't seem so bad. Either you wink out of existance before you know what's happening, or your soul moves on to wherever it gets to go.
dc319a No.49553
>>49551
>face death
>not FENCE death
come on lad stick the grim reaper if he tries anything.
dc319a No.49554
Anyone have the picture of Hitler grabbing the hand of an Aryan as he's about to fall? They're both wearing plate armour.
>>49547
yeah that's fine, lass. Feel like I am neglecting your and Neo's wishes sometimes but I just don't see the same thing you do all the time.
>>49550
I am sure Herts would add that flag, yeah
dc319a No.49557
>>49554
based
20:12 px yeah?
dc319a No.49558
>>49544
I don't think that's possible any more.
dc319a No.49559
>>49542
asleep on the railroads after a nice cocktail of vodka and benzos :^)
>>49556
2accurate tbh
dc319a No.49560
>>49554
can't find it. Probably never saved it though.
dc319a No.49561
>>49535
>>49547
You want these flags added?
>>49557
Anywhere from 11x16 to 11x20
dc319a No.49563
>>49557
Yeah that should be good. Some flags are different sizes though. I don't know what the upper limit is.
>>49556
>no curtains
lad. At least you're a good boy with a tidy room.
>>49560
Thanks for looking, lass. been looking for it for a while but I can't find it through google at all.
dc319a No.49564
>>49561
No lad. Just feel like making things right now.
dc319a No.49565
>>49542
All the time tbh
Hopefully it'll be a nice death
>>49564
It's a comfy feeling tbh. I'll add anything you want me to though so tell me if you do.
dc319a No.49568
>>49565
I'll go in the meta or flag thread once I feel like it
dc319a No.49569
>>49566
Sure lad, I'll add it.
>>49568
OK then. Do it in the meta thread, I thought it'd be best to get it all in one thread rather than have multiple threads for different things.
dc319a No.49571
dc319a No.49572
>>49571
What do you want to call it? BumBum Kingdom or something?
dc319a No.49573
>>49572
BumBum Kingdom is perfect pham
dc319a No.49574
dc319a No.49576
>>49575
kek, maybe that could be Monarch's flag. He spends more time here than me after all, he might as well have his own flag.
dc319a No.49578
dc319a No.49579
>>49575
What does it mean?
dc319a No.49580
kek never noticed this flag before but will Portugal stand with us against Spain?
dc319a No.49582
dc319a No.49583
>yank isn't called septic
smh
dc319a No.49584
>>49581
Portugal is literally our greatest ally
dc319a No.49585
>>49584
>>49581
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance
>This alliance, which goes back to the Middle Ages, has served both countries.
We took Oporto back for them and we would damn sure do ot again.
dc319a No.49586
>>49579
the below 18 restriction
>>49576
why is he below 18?
dc319a No.49587
>>49586
Aren't most you here under eighteen?
dc319a No.49588
>>49587
>tfw about twice that age minus 2/3 that age
dc319a No.49589
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dc319a No.49590
fencing is a useless sport
dc319a No.49591
IS SAMURAI JACK DARE I SAY /OURGUY/??
dc319a No.49592
dc319a No.49593
>>49588
wew lass, I'll be 24 next month smdh
dc319a No.49594
dorset is a poormans wiltshire
dc319a No.49595
>>49585
What would an Anglo-Portuguese imperium be called?
dc319a No.49596
dc319a No.49597
>>49593
*jumps to hi-5 your mech suit*
dc319a No.49598
>>49584
>>49585
They really are tbh
>>49586
Because he always kicks up a fuss over us being underage so he should wear the flag
dc319a No.49599
>>49591
they'll find anything to complain about smh
dc319a No.49600
>>49592
Wrong
>>49594
Wiltshire is even more irrelevant than Dorset
dc319a No.49601
>>49595
Continentarium
Swarthium
Europeum
>>49596
dc319a No.49602
>>49599
>it's a Samurai from a homogeneous society goes to the future to a multicultural dystopia episode
dc319a No.49603
>>49597
*activates hi-5 reciprocation function*
*weeps silently inside that I'm 1/3th through my natural life*
dc319a No.49605
>>49591
>tfw no morally reformed flower dress wearing gf
dc319a No.49607
>>49603
>only 1/3 through his life
Wew look at Mr Holland and Barret over here, Sir Healthsalot. Im 9/10ths through mine.
dc319a No.49608
dc319a No.49609
>>49604
The only Love bits are the coast and ferry routes smh
dc319a No.49610
>>49607
>Not safeguarding your natural fluids
lass . . .
>>49608
*Watches over you*
dc319a No.49611
>Minor Fart was in my city today
>my mum wants to put up a Lib Dem sign at our house
Oh dear God
dc319a No.49612
>>49596
>>49601
I guess it's time to blanda up.
dc319a No.49613
>>49604
Based coastline tbh
dc319a No.49614
>>49604
>spaniards
>no strong feelings towards
Kek. DAGOS OUT
dc319a No.49615
>>49611
Why does everyone have the same expression!!!!!
dc319a No.49616
>>49615
They're libdem supporters.
dc319a No.49617
>>49615
the milkman has devoured their souls
dc319a No.49618
whats an easy quick and painless suicide method
asking for a friend
dc319a No.49619
>>49615
It's the Lib Dem hivemind
dc319a No.49620
>>49610
I tried that but it got boring.
dc319a No.49621
dc319a No.49622
>>49618
become a mercenary
dc319a No.49623
dc319a No.49624
>>49604
>no strong feelings
thanks love you too lad
dc319a No.49626
>>49618
12 storey building
dc319a No.49627
if gchq is watching i am willing to become an informant for you
my price once the job is done and these bigots are behind bars is that you kill me with an injection that will be quick and painless
thanks pls consider
dc319a No.49628
and also erase all evidence that i was ever alive i just want to vanish forever
dc319a No.49629
>>49627
you don't have anything we want
dc319a No.49630
who /picknoseandwipeitonthecarpet/ here?
dc319a No.49632
>>49630
>having carpet
alright lad dont brag
dc319a No.49633
>>49625
Those look like the EU foreigners to me. Plus a couple of cucks. It's depressing to look at
dc319a No.49634
>>49630
I don't have carpet. I just eat it.
dc319a No.49635
>>49618
Mix strong bleach and pesticide into a bucket.
dc319a No.49636
>>49629
are you really gchq?
whats the first letter of my first name?
dc319a No.49637
post desktop pictures
bonuspoints to those who can guess the kino
dc319a No.49638
>mfw when I realise I'm voting libdem
dc319a No.49639
dc319a No.49640
dc319a No.49641
>>49627
Lad, lethal injection is never painless, you're just so sedated the onlookers think it's painless.
dc319a No.49642
>>49638
They're quite something aren't they.
dc319a No.49644
>>49637
Lass I have your OC as my desktop.
dc319a No.49645
>>49618
walk into a muslim neighbourhood
dc319a No.49647
if we have ppl here who have been identified by the secret state and sent to reeducation programs and stuff and were in NA, then its a guarantee that we are actually being watched by gchq tbh
at the very least its all going on to a server or something and they then check for certain key words
ofc evertything everywhjere is being collected, but our stuff would have a higher priority and likely be actually monitored by a human being, either 24/7 or just regularly
>>49643
thats anri okita a (retired i think) jav girl
she claims to have sucked off a fan at one of her movie shoots
and also has lesbian sex with hitomi tanaka off camera
dc319a No.49648
>>49637
>not being an ubermensch
dc319a No.49649
>>49637
who /boring/ here?
dc319a No.49650
dc319a No.49652
>>49647
>thats anri okita a (retired i think) jav girl
>she claims to have sucked off a fan at one of her movie shoots
>and also has lesbian sex with hitomi tanaka off camera
Lad I didnt need to know that
dc319a No.49653
dc319a No.49654
>>49649
more like /depression/
dc319a No.49655
>>49637
This one. It depresses me tbh
>>49638
kek they're fucking zombies
dc319a No.49657
>GCHQ agents read everything you post
>Look at every image you upload
>Go through all of your browsing history
>See all your download
>Have probably looked through your PC at some point remotely
>They're probably sharing things around the office and laughing at you
dc319a No.49659
>>49652
why not? are you so prudish?
dc319a No.49661
>>49657
They probably don't give a shit about you, you're worthless
dc319a No.49662
>>49659
I don't like porn lad
dc319a No.49663
my wallpapers
it cycles through them
dc319a No.49664
MOAR MINOR FART
General Election 2017: Tim Farron sweeps into St Albans
http://www.hertsad.co.uk/news/general-election-2017-tim-farron-sweeps-into-st-albans-1-4991495
>promised an extra £4 billion to safeguard local hospitals
wew ok then wtf I'm a Lib Dem now
dc319a No.49665
dc319a No.49666
>>49664
*offers legal amnesty to illegal immigrants*
dc319a No.49668
>>49661
why are you such a miserable horrible bullying cunt? just lee me alone
dc319a No.49670
dc319a No.49672
dc319a No.49673
>not having tim as your wallpaper
dc319a No.49675
>>49668
lad just dont respond to dorset
dc319a No.49676
>>49675
why is he such a bully?
nothing in his behaviour is at all christlike either. just seems like another religious hypocrite who is only nominally religious and otherwise is just another casual sex having drug taking degenerate
dc319a No.49678
>>49657
They are probably stealing your OC and posting it elsewhere for (You)s
dc319a No.49679
>>49676
wew lad saved, great pic. And it looks like you can't handle some proper British BANTUH.
dc319a No.49680
pizza in the oven
>another casual sex having drug taking degenerate
false
dc319a No.49681
dc319a No.49682
>>49679
banter is just what bullies call bullying
they justify their own actions and words in this way
dc319a No.49684
>>49682
Was just a joke, "banter" is an overused memi. But Dorset has made quite a reputation for everyone hating him on both boards, and frankly that's why I like him.
dc319a No.49685
>>49680
First bit: sounds fun
dc319a No.49687
>>49683
In a bit sweetcheeks
dc319a No.49688
>>49683
Did you steal my Milli?
dc319a No.49689
dc319a No.49690
dc319a No.49691
>>49688
yes
But I actually stole this from GSOGM
anyway bye
dc319a No.49692
>>49676
Dorsetlad is a peculiar case. Sublimated thanatos manifesting as aggression and a tendency towards neurotic codependency. I just hope he doesn't hurt that girl.
dc319a No.49693
>>49684
then why is he even welcomed here? he is a bully
hes not just rude to me, but lots of people
he needs to be violently and ruthlessly banned for a couple days so he can cool off and think about how mean he is
then he can come back as a nice person and not such a hothead
dc319a No.49694
>>49692
>Sublimated thanatos
meaning?
srsly whats the first letter of my first name? what do you know about me? identify me. i want to believe.
dc319a No.49695
>>49692
what did he mean by this?
dc319a No.49696
>>49692
you arent all laughing at my posts at gchq are you? youre not bullying me are you?
dc319a No.49697
>>49696
>waifu thinks he is being bullied by Mahmoud at GCHQ
Wew
e
w
dc319a No.49698
>I had it in my Hitler folder all along
dc319a No.49699
>>49697
bullies are everywhere
dc319a No.49700
>>49694
First name begins with 'G'
dc319a No.49701
>>49700
wroing
you didnt claim to be gchq however
dc319a No.49702
>>49701
Hmmmm. Begins with R then.
dc319a No.49703
dc319a No.49704
>>49702
>>49703
>going through the whole alphabet until you get it right
i didnt ask ppl to guess
he claims to be gchq
so he should know this without guessing
dc319a No.49706
>local news comes on
>it's about pupils from a school doing a science thing
>all of them are girls
>all of the scientists they get on are women
I thought there was a shortage of womyn in STEM?
dc319a No.49707
dc319a No.49709
my name is paul robertson
dc319a No.49710
dc319a No.49711
dc319a No.49712
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dc319a No.49716
dc319a No.49717
dc319a No.49719
dc319a No.49720
>>49716
>>49717
Trying to upload it as my spoiler file but the bullies are preventing me smdh
dc319a No.49722
>>49191
Haven't been on since this morning tbh.
dc319a No.49723
dc319a No.49725
mike cernovich is such a faggot
dc319a No.49727
*shoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshoutshout**shout*
mummy pls die
dc319a No.49728
dc319a No.49729
>>49725
>>49727
watch the film gayboy
dc319a No.49730
more wallpapers
>>49657
>>49661
PREVENT made me show them 8ch one time smh
dc319a No.49731
dc319a No.49732
dc319a No.49733
yeah I'm into some kinky shit. have you even heard of healthy relationships?
dc319a No.49734
>>49733
Holy shit lass. That's almost as bad as romantic notes or candlelit din dinss!
dc319a No.49735
>>49732
Why are you here lad? Come back home I miss you, p.s. let's play project Zombiod together it was comfy that short time we played together.
dc319a No.49738
>>49733
I know what types of things youre into lass
>>49735
nice try
dc319a No.49739
>>49733
>yeah I'm into some kinky shit.
explain
dc319a No.49740
dc319a No.49741
>>49739
do you not read posts in their full length?
dc319a No.49742
not making thread now, but I will eventually. Gib edition.
dc319a No.49744
>>49730
Why didn't you just tell them to fuck off lass?
dc319a No.49745
>>49741
I'm tabbed out most of the time. I just came back and saw that.
dc319a No.49746
>>49738
Why not lad? Do you not like me now or something lad? Let's play a game after Nige if you're not busy, I'm free.
dc319a No.49747
t. the same people who encourages everyone to move to the first world
*kills them*
dc319a No.49748
>>49743
>stealing from the discord
dc319a No.49749
>>49747
>bill nye accidentally makes the case for stopping all immigration to the west completely
dc319a No.49751
>>49744
the less you comply the higher risk you are in their eyes
dc319a No.49752
>>49747
why not the developING word?
dc319a No.49753
>>49746
you bully us, youre just one of SA's cronies
I'm sorry lad but /brit/ is /shit/ tbh
dc319a No.49756
>>49753
But lad we're steam friends, I thought we got on?
dc319a No.49757
>>49754
ahhhh we have to stop feeding them
dc319a No.49758
>>49756
the tyrannical bullying of the mods is too much to bear fam, I have no choice in the matter
dc319a No.49759
are we gonna watch nige on the cytube?
dc319a No.49760
dc319a No.49761
>>49758
Eh? You've never been banned or not recently, silly billy lad. Stop with the drama stuff, let's play the game, seriously when you have free time. I want to play again, they've updated it a bit, i want to see what the differences are, and we never got to raid the police station or build or own homebase or outpost. Lad think about it.
dc319a No.49762
>>49750
>video isn't unlisted
>chat is full of normalfag cunts
dc319a No.49763
>>49762
let's have our own comfy chat tbh
https://cytu.be/r/newbrit
dc319a No.49764
>>49762
Wasn't like that earlier in the week smh
dc319a No.49765
>>49761
*suspiciously watches you but plays with you at the same time*
dc319a No.49767
>>49743
Which one is the "I think it's shit" option? In fact, is there any difference of opinion in any of these choices?
dc319a No.49768
Reeeeeee I hate facebook
Im almost punching the table in frustration reeeee zuckerberg you prick
dc319a No.49769
>>49767
No it's just mix and match with quotes lass
dc319a No.49770
>>49767
closed the tab when I got to that one kek
dc319a No.49771
Its like its been designed to be unwieldly and obtuse reeeeee fucking yids tbh
dc319a No.49772
As if there was any other result. What a boring quiz.
dc319a No.49775
I'm off to do some work lasses. Bon nuit!
dc319a No.49777
dc319a No.49780
dc319a No.49782
>>49775
Have fun, lad. A lot of delicious OC today
dc319a No.49783
dc319a No.49784
>>49783
What if the big black bull impregnates a huwhite lass and makes her a single mummy. Why shouldn't he stay? smh
dc319a No.49785
AHH THE BIRD HAS ESCAPED!
dc319a No.49786
IT'S ATTACKING MY DOOR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dc319a No.49787
dc319a No.49788
tried to draw a goku with my mouse i wanted him to look angry like he about to go super saiyan x 1000 but i didnt quite achieve it
dc319a No.49789
oh i forgot to put ears on him oops
dc319a No.49790
>tfw the discord steals thread traffic because /brit/ won't leave us alone
dc319a No.49791
>>49788
looks like something hurt or disgusted him. Poor lad
dc319a No.49792
dc319a No.49793
>>49790
I have an idea
I''ll tell it in the secret discord
dc319a No.49794
dc319a No.49795
>>49793
>Second secret discord
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
dc319a No.49796
Vanlad: 1 Facebook: 0
FUCK YOU CUCKERBERG I DID IT
dc319a No.49797
>>49795
no, the normal. Secret to /brit/
dc319a No.49799
dc319a No.49801
>>49793
>the secret discord
gotcha
dc319a No.49802
is this secret discord the one i am in
dc319a No.49803
dc319a No.49805
>>49796
congrats now he's going to take all of your shekels and sell your information
dc319a No.49811
>>49805
Jews cant into making things lad. also
>implying my data hasnt been collected already