08d2e6 No.46918
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08d2e6 No.46921
>>46909
>>46903
Lass everyone knows when it's time for PE the girls all huddle in a corner on the astro whilst the lads play footy until someone does a slide tackle and then the teacher has to stop everyone.
also is that from mixing up the Russian and the German system? When we moved from South Africa to England I hadn't started school yet and I was nearly put in the year below
08d2e6 No.46922
OOPS
>>>/brit/277195
>>>/brit/277195
>>>/brit/277195
08d2e6 No.46923
>Communist Party backs Corbyn
08d2e6 No.46925
>>46914
what will you write bout lad?
08d2e6 No.46927
08d2e6 No.46928
08d2e6 No.46930
>>46925
about how much of a pathetic faggot he is
08d2e6 No.46931
>>46927
>>46928
Because I wanted to
08d2e6 No.46932
>>46931
You're out of control lad
08d2e6 No.46933
08d2e6 No.46935
>>46921
tbh never liked PE that much
No it's because I came when at my age the kids should be put in 1st class but I couldn't speak the language so they have put me in the kindergarten to learn it in one year. Didn't work that well but they didn't bother and I went to 1st at the age of 7.
>>46932
stripe him of mod powers I say
08d2e6 No.46936
>>46935
anti-colonialists out!
08d2e6 No.46937
>>46935
I can give you some physical education if you want lass
08d2e6 No.46938
>>46935
wew, brits start school at 5 tbh.
08d2e6 No.46939
*shoots arrows at airship carrier*
THIS IS ARE LAND
08d2e6 No.46940
>>46935
>female plots seizure of power
You don't need to be a mod to be powerful :^)
08d2e6 No.46941
08d2e6 No.46942
08d2e6 No.46943
>>46940
Now you're just putting things in my mouth
also thanks (^;
08d2e6 No.46944
>>46938
>>46941
>>46942
gotta get that state brainwashing in early smh
08d2e6 No.46945
>>46942
I'm the youngest in my year leaf me alone
>>46941
interdasting
08d2e6 No.46946
>>46945
>summer child
REEEEEEEEE AUTUMNAL MASTER RACE
08d2e6 No.46947
>>46918
>>46920
Very nice to see the druidic fold is expanding. B.O.N.D is beginning to spread its wings. Warms the cockles of my heart tbh.
08d2e6 No.46948
>>46935
>stripe him of mod powers I say
AHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T DO IT HERTS SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE PE SHE'S NOT HUMAN
08d2e6 No.46949
>>46948
>humans
>liking pe
tbh state sponsored paedophilia is wrong lad.
08d2e6 No.46950
>>46943
>Now you're just putting things in my mouth
It's cute when you slip up like this tbh :^)
>>46944
Yeah it's dumb tbh, we should start at 6/7
>>46945
I'm one of the youngest in my year too tbh
>>46948
We all know she's an ayy lad
08d2e6 No.46951
going for a quick jog/druidic meditation/planning sesh at the local bog tbh
>>46946
>>46945
>not being born in the icy grip of winter
weaklings tbh
>>46947
tbf we're just crossposting
>>46949
gotta get /fit/ tbh
>>46950
smh end state sponsored education except for trade schools
08d2e6 No.46952
>>46925
cba to do it now fuck it
08d2e6 No.46953
>>46946
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhI wasn't actually the youngest, someone was born right before the cut off date.
>>46950
*coughs loudly*
08d2e6 No.46954
>>46950
I mean every word I say, where did I slip?
>>46944
Russians start at 7 I believe but they do school-tier shit in the kindergarden. You already write exams and stuff like that. So entering 1st grade you can already write read and count. Also I remember being able to read german words so I suppose they do that too but I can't confirm that, maybe my mum taught me that by herself.
08d2e6 No.46956
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>>46950
>We all know she's an ayy lad
True. Good she hasn't gotten to you yet. 👽👽👽👽👽 tbh.
>>46949
Oh…
08d2e6 No.46957
>>46955
>>46955
>>46955
>>46955
>>46955
>>46955
>>46955
mmm
08d2e6 No.46958
>>46951
It's fine so long as the government isn't malicious tbh
>>46953
*helps you by hitting you on the back*
>>46954
You should've said 'words' rather than 'things' tbh
You kind of implyed sexual stuff.I was just teasing you lass, don't worry
08d2e6 No.46960
>>46957
What was it lad?
>>46958
*coughs even louder*
08d2e6 No.46961
>>46957
How did you deny her? Did she delete the post?
08d2e6 No.46962
>>46960
*lets you die because clearly you're fucked*
08d2e6 No.46963
>>46951
>winter
On the cusp of both tbh lad.
>>46953
>looking like a child in comparison to the rest of the yeargroup
Kek
>>46956
Uhuh.
08d2e6 No.46964
>>46922
kek, you are truly a shitposting master lad lmao
08d2e6 No.46965
>>46962
*wonders if you haven't realised why he's coughing*
>>46963
Ackshually my voice broke at 13 and I had sideburns by 14 smh smh tbh.
08d2e6 No.46966
>>46939
Those are some small bbcs smh
The Big Black Kang is dissapointed.
08d2e6 No.46967
>>46958
I read it that way too tbh lad, but Im old and twisted. Smh whats your excuse?
08d2e6 No.46968
>>46965
I know lad
Just wondering why you're posting getting involved tbh
>>46967
Lad I'm 17
08d2e6 No.46969
>>46968
thats precisely my point lad.
08d2e6 No.46970
08d2e6 No.46971
>Being a Christcuck
>Following a foreign religion that enslaved and killed your ancestors
>Not going out into the forest to commune with your ancestors
>Not remembering your past lives
>Not being a superior autist
smh
08d2e6 No.46972
08d2e6 No.46973
08d2e6 No.46974
>>46966
Your ancestors probably exiled them from your lands exactly for that reasons many years ago, m'kang.
08d2e6 No.46975
>>46934
*saves*
>>46971
>tfw neurotypical christcuck
>tfw varg's tribe will try to purge me from the future evropean genepool
08d2e6 No.46976
why dont poor people just eat peanut butter
08d2e6 No.46977
>>46969
Weren't you like this at 17?
>>46970
Well fair enough, but I think everyone getting involved scares her off tbh
>>46972
I'm nine bloody days older lad
08d2e6 No.46978
>>46976
Because shopping at iceland is cheaper?
>>46977
Barbosa lewdposted, you don't want to be Barbosa do you? Not a very moral thing to do
08d2e6 No.46979
>>46975
That's OK. The Golden One is a true friend to all proud sons of Makedon and will protect you as long as thou art glorious and juicy.
08d2e6 No.46980
>>46978
This is hardly the same thing tbh
08d2e6 No.46983
>>46979
>glorious and juicy.
Better start working out then smh. You gotta lift big to get big t. Jesus.
08d2e6 No.46984
>>46977
at 17 I was doing Maths Chemistry Physics and History a levels lad, I was still a nerd
at 18 I was worse, or the same just with much looser morals because libertarianism
08d2e6 No.46985
>>46983
tbh lifting to get testosterone is a memi
there are far greater ways to get it
08d2e6 No.46986
>>46982
My life goal is to mate with her and post pictures of the encounter for you to see.
08d2e6 No.46987
>>46985
>pinning steroids.jpg
08d2e6 No.46988
>>46984
Well lad I'm hardly a chad and I do try and be moral irl but I'm not autistic enough to be like Dorset (no bully tbh)
08d2e6 No.46989
>>46987
>roids
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
08d2e6 No.46990
08d2e6 No.46991
>>46984
I got a gf and my grades collapsed smh
08d2e6 No.46993
>>46990
>too late
How so?
>>46991
You are doing girlfriends wrong then lad.
>>46989
But shrivelled penises and anger issues are cool. Get swole tbh.
>>46988
thats fair tbh lad, I was just after something to wind you up about, kek.
08d2e6 No.46995
>>46993
Oh i was doing them I just kept sneaking out of lessons to do it smh
08d2e6 No.46996
08d2e6 No.46997
>>46994
*tunnels under your house and kills you with a bottle rocket*
08d2e6 No.46998
>>46993
im closer to her than you
08d2e6 No.46999
08d2e6 No.47000
>>46995
>tfw skipping lessons at the bottom of the field
>Tfw ywn hang out with your friends at the bottom of the fielding drinking knock off coke and listening to music from a shitty portable speaker
WHERE DID IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
08d2e6 No.47001
08d2e6 No.47002
>>46998
How many degrees of seperation though? Does it go:
>dorset - mutual dorset friend - moonface woman?
If not, its on tbh lad *fires up 'Construction Entrepeneur' dating profiles*
08d2e6 No.47003
08d2e6 No.47004
>>47003
*weeps*
BASED TORY LANDSLIDE EVERYWHERE
I'm joining them and sailing the blue wave tbh
08d2e6 No.47005
>>47004
*votes labour to counter you*
08d2e6 No.47006
>>47002
no tbh
you leave her alone or I'll batter the fuck out of you
08d2e6 No.47007
>>47000
>portable speaker
AHHHH THE NOSTALGIA IS TOO STRONG
>ywn again share rollies that you bought for 50p from year 11's with your mates while climbing the fence at the back of the field to bunk off and buy weed
reeeeeeeeeeee
08d2e6 No.47008
>>47005
*takes away your benefits so you die and I get to run unopposed*
08d2e6 No.47009
>>47006
*dusts off 'French-heritage European Sales Manager' Facebook account* Lets see now…
08d2e6 No.47010
08d2e6 No.47011
1945 to 1970; the Tories averaged a vote share of around 50 per cent (even higher if support for the Protestant Party is included).
1971 to 1979; the party averaged 32.5 per cent of the vote share, and was becoming increasingly concentrated in the more affluent, southern parts of the city.
1980 to 1989; under Thatcher, the average vote share was just shy of 20 per cent.
1990 to 2015, the average vote share plummets to 6.3 per cent.
08d2e6 No.47012
>>47009
Have a pic of your van from the side, lad?
08d2e6 No.47013
Might vote LibDem in the General election afterall lasses
08d2e6 No.47014
>>47012
have a pic of the license plate lad?
08d2e6 No.47015
>>46981
That's what women look like when they don't file their horns down tbh
08d2e6 No.47016
>>47014
Nah, post that, lad
08d2e6 No.47017
>>47014
>>47012
Ive already posted it, here you go lad.
Number plate is GCHQ V4N
08d2e6 No.47018
>>47015
It's so intimidating when their horns are bigger than mine
08d2e6 No.47019
08d2e6 No.47020
What's the political landscape in your area lads? Tory strongholds?
08d2e6 No.47021
>>47019
**if you want to earn a
your Employee of The Month bonus its a Transit custom 350 2005 in white.**:^)
08d2e6 No.47022
>>47021
reeeee I know I formatted that right, what the fuck chodesmankey
08d2e6 No.47023
>>47018
>not liking big horns
Don't be gay lad…
08d2e6 No.47024
>>47020
Green strongold tbh lad.
08d2e6 No.47025
>>47020
Tory stronghold, UKIP came second last time and Labour came fifth or sixth.
08d2e6 No.47026
>>47023
I think he's fine as long as they're not bigger than his, lass.
>>47021
Thanks, lad. I need the money
08d2e6 No.47027
>>47023
Oh I like big horns they just make me feel like less of a man when they're bigger than my horns smh
Maybe that's why my gfs get stolen by big black bulls smh
>>47024
You going to help their
SURGE
lass?
08d2e6 No.47028
08d2e6 No.47029
08d2e6 No.47030
>>47025
Sounds like a dream. Just found out UKIP may not be standing for MP here smdh
08d2e6 No.47031
>>47026
No problem lad :^)
>>47027
Based Accelerationism. Nah Ill Mosley-vote until the gulags happen.
08d2e6 No.47032
Mad Men is getting a bit ridiculous now. It's just trying to under mine the social mores of golden age America.
08d2e6 No.47033
08d2e6 No.47034
>>47031
how do you vote without an address?
08d2e6 No.47035
>>47032
All American dramas go like this
>Happy family
>You suddenly see cracks
>Dad does something
>Wife is angry and depressed so gets fucked by someone else and they get divorced
>Seems like it's going to get repaired but never does
>Everyone has sex really easily and quickly and it doesn't mean anything it's just a bucking
>No love making
>No serious emotions
FUCK OFF YOU FORMULAIC FAGGOTS
08d2e6 No.47036
>>47034
Friends/relatives addresses. Still registered at my teenage-years rental house so Ill probably re-register there tbh and ask the current occupants for my polling card. Worked for Brexit tbh.
08d2e6 No.47037
>>47018
Get on a diet of egg-shells and they will grow wild, but they may make you look like a ruffian
08d2e6 No.47038
>>47036
if that doesnt work the an Amazon locker or PO box.
08d2e6 No.47039
>>47037
So long as my point don't get dulled I'm willing to try anything smh
08d2e6 No.47040
>>47036
Nice one lad, if they use underhand tactics so can we
08d2e6 No.47041
Anybody got any beer recommendations? Im going shopping.
08d2e6 No.47042
>>47041
What sort you looking for?
08d2e6 No.47043
>>47041
The milk from a big fat slags tit boiled with Pedigree lass
08d2e6 No.47044
08d2e6 No.47045
>>47042
Pale Ale, Euro lager that isnt shit, amber, golden, bottled beer - anything thats not stout, porter or stella.
>>47043
>pedigree
based Marstons tbh.
08d2e6 No.47046
>>47045
Hmmm, fuck I generally just drink what isn't carling tbh.
08d2e6 No.47047
*makes very interesting post*
08d2e6 No.47048
>>46958
>being a pervert
>again
Hey Herts, I found out a funny thing today, do you know on which day the world refugee day is?
June 20
08d2e6 No.47049
>>47047
*pretends that I get it*
08d2e6 No.47050
Has thou taken The Glorious Pill™ true friends?
Art thou worthy of being a proud son of mother EVROPA?
08d2e6 No.47051
>>47046
>not carling
Im always annoyed that a british beer can be as utterly shite as carling. Its like fosters or Castelmaine xxxx but much worse.
08d2e6 No.47052
>>47047
*Corrects your grammar and spelling*
08d2e6 No.47053
>>47048
*posts normalfag memi*
>pervert
smh I was just teasing you it's fine
>June 20 is world refugee day
Fucking hell why do they ruin perfectly good days with this shit reeeeeeeeee
08d2e6 No.47055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lkJFvbEwSs
imagine being so beta that you allow the show youre on to be called this
08d2e6 No.47056
>>47053
Don't worry lass when you and dafty get married it'll be a day to remember for better reasons :^)
08d2e6 No.47057
>>47053
I'm not happy either, It's my dads birthday as well inb4 implying lewd things. Found out today, we had to attend an "artistic gallery depicting the refugee crisis in photographic format", speak there was a hall with giant photos of poor immigrants everywhere. Took some pictures because some of them are top banter. Anyway it went as you'd expected it to go but at this point I can't even get properly mad.
08d2e6 No.47058
Two lovers called dafty and herts
They like to grab eacho others parts
For this post I'll get banned
don't worry lad it's grande
Cause I'm a natural born shitposter *farts*
08d2e6 No.47059
>>47049
*asks for your opinion on the topic*
>>47052
2smart4whole images tbh
>>47054
thanks lass
08d2e6 No.47060
>>47058
doesn't even rhyme lmao
>eacho
wew lad
08d2e6 No.47061
>>47060
Yes it does lass
Sorry for typos I'm eating popadoms and lasagne smh
>points out everything is wrong except for that they are lovers
wew
08d2e6 No.47063
>>47059
*implicates that your romantic partner sleeps with nubians*
08d2e6 No.47064
>>47056
>>47058
>
>>47057
>at this point I can't even get properly mad
Yeah I know what you mean, I just can't be bothered to be properly outraged by it anymore. I just get depressed by it all tbh and my resentment towards the yids only grows.
08d2e6 No.47065
>>47061
>herts
>parts/farts
where is the rhyme I can't see it
08d2e6 No.47066
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>>47051
did some test costing at asda, comes out as minimum £50, realistically £60-70 for water and a reasonably healthy diet every 28 days.
Not going to asda, buying in bulk, taking advantage of jewish tricks etc may reduce realistic cost to £50 or below.
If Universal Credit can be claimed for the venture then food, water, internet etc could easily be supported at the £240 I get currently.
Setting up the venture as an actual business would allow claiming the entrepreneur handout too. Job Centre on Wednesday so I'll find out then.
>>47057
You've got to get mad!
08d2e6 No.47067
>>47065
Herts is pronounced like "hearts" lass. Have you bean pronouncing it like hurts?
08d2e6 No.47069
>>47065
Say Herts like hearts and it works lass.
08d2e6 No.47070
>>47065
We pronounce Herts as 'Harts'.
08d2e6 No.47071
>>47066
Learn to Meal Prep lad, might reduce costs - look on reddit tbh. Brilliant work though, thats promising.
08d2e6 No.47072
The Jew fears the Samurai!
08d2e6 No.47073
>>47067
>>47069
yeah I suppose I pronounced it from Hertfordshire and I don't say "Heartfordshire" but with a lot of closed eyes I suppose it works. Good one, write another for me so I can steal it I need one for school.
08d2e6 No.47075
>>47067
>Have you bean pronouncing it like hurts?
What kind of retard would do that?
08d2e6 No.47076
INCONSISTENT SLEEP TIED TO IDIOCY
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/04/170424101239.htm
>Skimping on sleep, followed by "catch-up" days with long snoozes, is tied to worse cognition – both in attention and creativity – in young adults, in particular those tackling major projects, Baylor University researchers have found.
08d2e6 No.47077
>>47074
THEY'RE NOT EVEN JAPANESE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
08d2e6 No.47078
>>47062
>tries to have sex
>doesn't get off
What a faggot.
08d2e6 No.47079
>>47075
no one noticed the cytube jingle tho?
08d2e6 No.47080
>>47075
>people ITT have actually been pronouncing it as 'Herts'
daftie gets off because she's foreign but top kek
08d2e6 No.47082
>>47073
Lass it's pronounced Hertfordshire as in Hartfordshire too
There once was a girl who was coy
Because of an imageboard boy
They flirt in discord
But just praise the LORD
'Cause they can't meet at the Savoy
08d2e6 No.47083
>>47080
England is a foreign country smh
08d2e6 No.47084
>>47081
>rare picture of the bumbumkang with his royal cloak
08d2e6 No.47085
>>47079
I did, lad. That's how I pronounce it in my head
08d2e6 No.47086
>>47074
I just said Hail Herts…
>>47077
>implying you don't want me to be the tallk blond one and you to be the little lamb
08d2e6 No.47087
>>47080
In the posh(er) bits of sussex its all said at the same pitch, like heurdfurdshure.
08d2e6 No.47088
>>47062
>>>/cuteboys/337073
08d2e6 No.47089
>>47081
Modern "art" is terrible anyway but this is just disgusting
08d2e6 No.47090
>>47080
in what language is an e an ah?
08d2e6 No.47091
08d2e6 No.47092
>>47084
yeah it's the kang of kangs
>>47086
I TOLD YOU TO USE THE SPOILER
08d2e6 No.47093
Who am I missing, lads?
Neo
Leon
Daftie
Pembs
Welshlad
Herts
Anprim
Britposter
Lamb
TBBK
Vanlad
Druidlad
Barbosa
Dorsetlad
Waifuposter
notGCHQ
Imperium
08d2e6 No.47094
>>47086
Spoiler that lad
>>47087
Weird
08d2e6 No.47095
>>47085
*Pronounces it wrong on purpose*
>>47090
Welcome to English English lass
>>47086
DELET THIS
08d2e6 No.47096
>>47090
English
Great language innit
08d2e6 No.47097
Israel unveils new narrative, "allies didn't do enough for jews in WW2".
Netanyahu – Four Million Lives Would’ve Been Saved If Allies Had Bombed Death Camps Immediately
http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/04/24/netanyahu-in-holocaust-speech-four-million-lives-wouldve-been-saved-if-allies-had-bombed-death-camps-when-they-found-out/
>>47093
I like how there's a massive gap between us and the rest of this rabble :^)
08d2e6 No.47098
08d2e6 No.47099
>>47090
The 'Home counties' probably lass.
08d2e6 No.47100
>>47092
Two qtboys kissing doesn't deserve a spoiler tbh.
08d2e6 No.47101
08d2e6 No.47102
>>47092
One where the accent makes an a sound similar to an e so the lad who writes it down puts e smh
08d2e6 No.47103
>>47101
*deletes your trousers*
08d2e6 No.47104
08d2e6 No.47106
>>47103
>still doesn't spoiler
2 strikes
08d2e6 No.47107
>>47093
>tfw near the bottom
bullying
>>47081
>checks exif data and uses it to dox you
08d2e6 No.47108
>>47100
I told him at the very beginning that he can post them under a spoiler, and he said yes, but then he COMES BACK EVERY TIME AND DOES THE OPPOSITE
08d2e6 No.47109
>>47094
Its like Hooray-Henry tier recieved-pronunciation but as if the speaker was taught it by an intoxicated teacher. Weird is right tbh.
08d2e6 No.47110
They won't admit their relationship lads
08d2e6 No.47111
>>47104
(3)
>>47108
Why so upset though, lass?
Are you a control freak?
08d2e6 No.47112
>>47092
Pronounce cholmondeley lass
08d2e6 No.47113
>>47105
MY CUTE LITTLE LAMB
>>47106
Okay sorry!
08d2e6 No.47114
>>47107
ahhhhh somebody had to be at the bottom, lad
08d2e6 No.47115
>>47111
>3 posts
>trips
>1+1+1 = 3
THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN
08d2e6 No.47116
>>47090
>>47099
>>47102
>>47109
BUCKLE UP LADS I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO DROP THE E-BOMB (ENGLISH BOMB)
it takes like 10 minutes to recite smh
08d2e6 No.47117
>>47097
>I like how there's a massive gap between us and the rest of this rabble :^)
Only being proper, lass
08d2e6 No.47118
>>47109
When I say it personally it sounds a tad aristocratic tbh because my accent is weirdly posh.
>>47111
I predict that you will be a (4) next
08d2e6 No.47119
>>47093
Cymru
Dorset
(((Israelflag if he counts but I gues not)))
yourself
second imperium
Eugeneposter
08d2e6 No.47120
>>47114
>ywn be 22st's bottomboi
08d2e6 No.47121
>>47098
>Sorry
Your sorry means literally nothing you said sorry the last time
08d2e6 No.47122
>>47114
Thanks for putting me at the top lad.
>>47119
Is there a difference between Cymru and Welshlad? I thought they were the same person.
08d2e6 No.47123
08d2e6 No.47124
>>47111
it's really mean when someone promises one thing and does the other
08d2e6 No.47125
Yennefer or Triss, true friends?
08d2e6 No.47126
>>47121
It's fine lass he won't be allowed here soon anyway
08d2e6 No.47128
>>47112
pfroar
I don't know what that means
Khoh-mon-deh-ley or -dley
08d2e6 No.47129
08d2e6 No.47130
>>47125
The redhead looks superior tbh.
>>47126
But we need his unique ID lad.
08d2e6 No.47131
>>47119
fuck you got dorset sorry
I swear I forgot someone
08d2e6 No.47132
>>47128
It's an English name lass.
you should've done a vocaroo tbh and it's pronounced chumley
08d2e6 No.47133
>>47119
Thanks, lass.
>>47122
C-completely coincidental.
Cymru and Welshlad are two different people, yeah.
08d2e6 No.47134
>>47124
But that's just life, lass. People are shitty and unreliable.
08d2e6 No.47136
>>47132
But then my manly voice will be revealed and everyone will know I'm a 40 year old dude
08d2e6 No.47137
>>47093
Tavistock poster.
You should become a pretty girl lad
08d2e6 No.47138
>>47134
You called Alberto shitty and unreliable. Your words.
08d2e6 No.47139
>>47116
It's nearly impossible to do properly smh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FmRanSPlMt
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation — think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough —
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!*
08d2e6 No.47141
>>47135
Still really dull tbh, she's not my type. And her nose is wonky. And she's wearing a devil pendant.
08d2e6 No.47142
>>47130
Posters are more than numbers. Your attitude is communist smh
08d2e6 No.47143
>>47140
Now I understand why the Irish are called niggers
08d2e6 No.47144
08d2e6 No.47145
>>47136
I was wrong, looks like there might be a marriage at the Savoy :^)
08d2e6 No.47146
>>47143
Wish I had a ginger gf again to be honest.
>>47139
POSH
SOUTHERN
BASTARD
08d2e6 No.47147
>>47142
With Alberto and all the /politics/ posters on our side we might finally win our cold war with /brit/.
08d2e6 No.47149
>>47136
I'm on to you, Dave, 43, who lives in a caravan at Land's end.
08d2e6 No.47150
>>47147
but they're cancer
08d2e6 No.47151
>>47149
I will probably do a vocaroo one day once my bastard friend returns my guitar
08d2e6 No.47152
>>47141
OK fine but just so you know you have to marry Triss now and she is a manipulator and a liar who doesn't care about anyone but herself when things get really bad and she really cares about politics way too much and if she was in the real world her political equivalent would be a basic bitch liberal that wants to be nice to the refugees.
Yennefer however is eternally loyal and just wants to live in the countryside and have children.
Thou hast chosen poorly, true friend.
08d2e6 No.47153
>>47144
I'm your guardian angel lad
08d2e6 No.47154
>>47153
You're not notGCHQ, are you?
08d2e6 No.47155
>>47150
>implying you're not
08d2e6 No.47156
>>47145
wewlad
>>47147
If anything it would be counterproductive tbh
Trust in my winning strategy tbh
>>47149
>Land's End
We already know he lives in Leicester smh
08d2e6 No.47157
>>47155
>implying you're not
nice /leftypol/ maymay
08d2e6 No.47158
>>47146
it's not my fault I learned the queen's english by being abroad also i'm lower middle class at best REEEEEE
08d2e6 No.47159
>>47151
Sure thing Dave… sure thing
>>47155
>lefty/pol memis
STALE
08d2e6 No.47160
>>47150
But that's what the /brit/ mods said about us. We have to be better than them lass.
>>47152
If I was forced to I'd always marry the redhead girl over the dark foreigner. I like pictish aesthetics.
>>47156
Lad please, I know he's a faggot and a bit of a cunt but I'll miss him when he's gone.
08d2e6 No.47161
08d2e6 No.47162
>>47158
P O S H
S O U T H E R N
B A S T A R D
08d2e6 No.47163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjyeG5s54VU
>shes redpilled on cities
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
08d2e6 No.47164
>>47160
>But that's what the /brit/ mods said about us. We have to be better than them lass.
this
08d2e6 No.47165
>>47160
>If I was forced to I'd always marry the redhead girl over the dark foreigner. I like pictish aesthetics.
a bit racist tbqh but ok its your choice
08d2e6 No.47166
>>47161
>>47162
I ONLY LEARNT TO ROLL R'S BECAUSE OF FRENCH AAAAAAAAAAAA
08d2e6 No.47167
>>47163
Take it easy it's just a video game
08d2e6 No.47168
>>47160
>We have to be better than them
Literally the argument in favour of more immigration tbh
>Lad please, I know he's a faggot and a bit of a cunt but I'll miss him when he's gone.
But he kicked us out. He sowed the wind, etc. What kind of precedent would it set if I let him back in?
08d2e6 No.47169
>>47154
There are at least seven anon posters here, stop accusing me of samefagging.
08d2e6 No.47170
>>47166
The Southern people's habit of not rolling their Rs is worrying tbh smdh
08d2e6 No.47171
08d2e6 No.47172
>>47158
Dont worry lad you will be dropping you g's and h's after a few months on the land.
>stop bein a fuckin' moron like and 'elp me
Etcetera.
08d2e6 No.47173
Okay lads. I will do some voice recordings in my London speak. What should I read out?
08d2e6 No.47174
>>47167
>it's just a video game
and the hagia sophia i just bricks stacked together
video games are my religion
08d2e6 No.47175
>>47168
>Literally the argument in favour of more immigration tbh
But Alberto is British as far as I know so it's okay to let him in.
>What kind of precedent would it set if I let him back in?
A christian precedent of forgiveness. We must look to Christ for guidance in this matter.
08d2e6 No.47176
>>47173
Around the rugged rocks the rugged rascal ran
08d2e6 No.47177
>>47170
>insulting our dialect
roight Ill fuckin ave you know we speak propa over ere.
08d2e6 No.47178
>>47160
I don't have a moral duty to anything. It's would be nothing but I don't think he's actually able to just be a useful member of society (this board). But he only posts every four threads anyway so I can live with him just fine.
08d2e6 No.47179
>>47171
notGCHQ on my real IP
08d2e6 No.47180
>>47147
COLONISATION BEGINS NOW
>>47148
>teacher at college hints that he's in a relationship with someone older than him, and that it's a man
>calls Stephen Fry a disgusting paedo
weirdo tbh
08d2e6 No.47181
>>47177
*rolls my Rs at you*
08d2e6 No.47182
>>47173
oh please no I remember last time
08d2e6 No.47184
>>47175
>A christian precedent of forgiveness.
Forgiveness does not come without repentance and the fact remains he played both sides (/politics/ posters and the women) against eachother for his amusement and banned everyone for his amusement. He will do it again. He has always powertripped and been a twat and will continue to do so. He is not repentent and will continue on as before.
08d2e6 No.47185
>>47175
>Alberto is British
Nice memi
>A christian precedent of forgiveness. We must look to Christ for guidance in this matter.
That doesn't mean what you think it means. He clearly hasn't learnt his lesson. There is no forgiveness without repentance. Only then can I be merciful. I am doing my Christian duty by upholding justice tbh
08d2e6 No.47186
>>47166
It's ok lad, I roll my Rs as well.
08d2e6 No.47187
>>47183
Inject yourself with squid stem cells
08d2e6 No.47188
>>47187
>tfw all these posts are getting delted before I see them
HOW
08d2e6 No.47189
08d2e6 No.47190
>>47184
We won't ever let him become a mod but we can redeem him into a good and entertaining poster.
>>47185
Please lad, I just want us to all be one happy family again.
08d2e6 No.47191
>>47188
>He doesn't have an 8chan platinum account
08d2e6 No.47192
>>47175
I am British enough I think.
>>47185
Fuck off you big bigot bully.
08d2e6 No.47193
>>47179
Wew. Are you all our anons, lad?
>>47183
Read and study and get mentored, lass.
>>47190
>Please lad, I just want us to all be one happy family again.
Thiss
08d2e6 No.47194
>tearing the board apart again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this is why I should be BO tbh
08d2e6 No.47195
>>47192
>british
>enough
select one of the above.
08d2e6 No.47196
>>47195
How would I differentiate you and Wessex lad in OC, lad?
08d2e6 No.47197
>>47196
I have a van tbh, and Im shorter.
08d2e6 No.47198
>>47188
It was paedoshit tbh
08d2e6 No.47199
>>47190
You could say that about /brit/ tbh, we were together on /nbp/ for a couple of weeks at most, whereas we've been on this board for over a month now.
>>47192
>British enough
>enough
So you're not British enough
>>47194
>planning a coup
BO is not an easy job lad
08d2e6 No.47200
>>47190
You weren't even that long of a /politics/ poster. To my knowledge about as much as Herts.
08d2e6 No.47201
>>47190
>we can redeem him into a good and entertaining poster.
I've already explained this. He doesn't have to be a mod to ruin anything. He'll split us and try and get people to go on to a board he will make later on when he identifies a fracture point. It also does not even have to be Barbosa that becomes a mod or makes a new board. Could be someone else, and then he will try to be a mod. There's lots of ways he could do it.
And you say you won't make him a mod now, but what about after he's been here for several months and you have "redeemed him"? You will change your mind and he will push for it himself. You will fall for it as you are falling for it now.
Don't believe his lies.
08d2e6 No.47203
>>47193
>Are you all of our anon posters?
No
08d2e6 No.47204
>>47194
Do you want to be modded? You couldn't wait to be the Bongoland mod
08d2e6 No.47205
>>47201
so much this
Don't be naive lads, it's already happening.
08d2e6 No.47206
>>47196
Put one in a van
>>47198
wew thanks I don't want to see that
>>47199
tbh I'm saying it because I'm the most active OG /politics/ user and I'm quite active here, and well I'm good with power tbh tbh tbh tbh smh
>>47202
ROCK ME AMADEUS
08d2e6 No.47207
08d2e6 No.47208
08d2e6 No.47209
>>47199
>>47201
Tbh I just want to use Alberto to set a precedent so that we can keep Leon.
>>47200
I was only there for a week or two but it was a happy time for me and I want to bring those feelings back.
08d2e6 No.47210
>>47176
Here we are, lad.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zJC2FrKIZQ
>>47195
>>47199
British.
>all these people pretending this is the successor to brit/politics/
It died with us. This is something new. Don't try to steal our board heritage and go full WE WUZ POLITICS N SHEIT lads.
08d2e6 No.47211
>>47197
Do you style your druid beards or druid hoods differently?
>>47203
o-okay, lad. Just don't know who to trust
08d2e6 No.47212
>>47204
Yes, give me the power yesss bongoland?
>>47210
Tbh lad it LIVES ON IN ME
08d2e6 No.47213
>>47211
You can trust me lad
08d2e6 No.47214
>>47209
This is weird. Because I was there for about as much but I didn't feel this strong connection you feeling. What am I doing wrong tell me.
08d2e6 No.47216
>>47210
You roll your Rs sufficiently lamb I commend you tbh
08d2e6 No.47217
>>47204
I could always unmod him tbh, he's only a mod there because he's always online unlike Pembs and 22
>>47206
Most active user isn't necessarily what you want tbh because then you can be too partisan.
>>47210
>Don't try to steal our board heritage and go full WE WUZ POLITICS N SHEIT lads.
I've never been one of the lot who pushed for this but we do have the /politics/ remnant tbh
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08d2e6 No.47218
cute cute cute
i like cute
hear my bum sing toot toot toot
08d2e6 No.47219
>>47209
Also why do you want Leon so bad? Do you want his feminine dick?
08d2e6 No.47220
>>47215
Good lad. Do you know where mummy keeps her credit card?
08d2e6 No.47221
08d2e6 No.47222
>>47211
Im a crypto-skinhead and wessex has mutton chops. thats another EotM bonus for you lad.
08d2e6 No.47223
>>47212
It lives on in our hearts, but not here. This place is fun but it's just not /politics/ though. I can live with that.
>>47218
Some of the posters are here, but it's not the same. It would be like Yanks claiming to be Native Americans because lots of them have that DNA within them.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W0HeGGpRqH
08d2e6 No.47224
>>47212
A memi from /brit/ where discord was filtered into Bongo Bongo Land
me too tbh I love this board more than I ever loved /brit/
08d2e6 No.47225
>>47212
>LIVES ON IN ME
When we got shoahd on Brit/pol/ I made a thread for us on /b/
The /politics/ BO saw us and invited us on to his board
I am the original creator of /politics/ that all /politics/ posters are descended from
I was also the most active poster on /politics/
I AM BRIT/POLITICS/
IT LIVES ON THROUGH ME
as long as waifuposter lives, brit/politics/ shall always live with me for i am it and it is me and wherever i go there too shall be /politics/
08d2e6 No.47226
>>47224
It's not 24/7 no fun we can play here and it's good
08d2e6 No.47227
08d2e6 No.47228
>>47221
Try to get hold of it lad. There are some purchases I want you to make.
08d2e6 No.47229
>>47215
Don't believe his lies
>>47217
>unmodding me
>implying I'm partisan
I only have good intentions thank you very much, you can demod me if you want. For I am without antagonism.
08d2e6 No.47230
>>47216
Thanks fam.
>>47225
AYO WE IS ALL BRIT POLITICS YO
08d2e6 No.47231
>>47226
can you say that again, I don't get what you said
08d2e6 No.47232
>>47229
It's fine lad, you're a good mod.
08d2e6 No.47233
>>47231
We are allowed to relax here and do good boi and naughty boi deeds
08d2e6 No.47234
>>47230
now its all said and done
was the fun you had worth it? did you even get sex from HER out of it?
08d2e6 No.47235
>>47231
>It's not 24/7 no fun, we can play here and it's good.
Punctuation added.
08d2e6 No.47236
B
O
DOUBLE I AND ZEE
THAT'S WHAT I WANT INSIDE OF ME
08d2e6 No.47237
08d2e6 No.47239
>>47232
*will remember this*
>>47225
*lightsabre duels you*
tbh you are the most og poster here guess, so you win those points.
>>47224
I used /brit/ for about a month and then I found this board, I barely ever go on /brit/ lol
08d2e6 No.47240
>>47233
Oh you say I'm a no fun allowed prick that ruins the funposting for everybody
Noted tbh sorry I really try not to because I like the shitposting here
08d2e6 No.47241
>>47214
It was just a fun community full of various odd but nice people. It was kind of like being a child again for a brief moment and getting to be truly playful and innocent with my posting.
>>47219
I like her posts and I feel bad for indirectly destroying her last outlet for politics discussion. Usually I don't like trannies but I think life has bullied her enough already without me joining in and we do need her +1 vote in elections and unique ID.
I just want to be nice.
08d2e6 No.47242
08d2e6 No.47244
>>47240
Roo? Why is everyone replying to things weirdly? Did 8ch fuck up? And no lass I'm saying it is fun here whereas /brit/ or /pol/ won't let memis grow and develop but instead nip them in the bud smh
08d2e6 No.47245
>>47238
another thing i hate about you is you always post reaction images that are vague and leave that as your only response so no one ever quite knows wtf you mean
it doesnt help peoples opinions of you
twisty turny and tricksy words from false barbosa who has no honour
>>47241
if you wish to recreate politics here you cant they cant handle it
do you even know how much i restrain myself on here
these normalfags could not handle pure /politics/
08d2e6 No.47246
08d2e6 No.47247
>>47241
>It was kind of like being a child again for a brief moment and getting to be truly playful and innocent with my posting.
maybe it's what I feel now here, because the /brit/ moderation would completely not allow it.
>I like her posts and I feel bad for indirectly destroying her last outlet for politics discussion.
you objectively didn't do that, there were many factors and we are about the smallest
What's with you and unique IDs? Is this an evil plot?
08d2e6 No.47249
08d2e6 No.47250
*unzips pants and reveals feminine penis*
you have to suck or youre a bigot tbh
08d2e6 No.47251
>>47248
He's the not gay king tbh.
08d2e6 No.47252
08d2e6 No.47253
http://personality-testing.info/tests/OSRI/
Lads we should all take this test and determine truly whether we have GIRLS here we are true friends and mentally healthy.
08d2e6 No.47254
>>47245
Lad I have faith in them. They're good people.
>>47247
>you objectively didn't do that, there were many factors and we are about the smallest
I was one of the first to jump on /newbritpolitics/ when I heard it had been made and I think I paved the way for 22stone and pembs to set up camp there. So if I had stayed on /brit/ Alberto might not have tried to purge them and killed the board.
>What's with you and unique IDs? Is this an evil plot?
It is a bit of an evil plot, or maybe it's a good plot. If we managed to overtake /brit/ on the top board it would be serious banter, so to bring about that future we need more regulars who understand and appreciate our posting culture.
08d2e6 No.47255
>>47253
I second this idea. Please post screencap as well as plain text version of results in your reply.
08d2e6 No.47256
>>47253
>You use of this assessment should be for educational or entertainment purposes only.
>This is not psychological advice of any kind.
>Additionally, your responses to this questionnaire will be anonymously saved and possibly used for research or otherwise distributed
oh well
08d2e6 No.47257
>>47255
pls go away government operative
we are good boys who dindu nuffin stop spying on me OUJIHOIPJAS DHPU9IFAREGGRF EA9IDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KIUST ;LEAVE ME ALONE I DIDNT DO ANYTHIGN GO AEWAY GO AWAY GFO AEWUY908SA DGFIPUH9 DGEAH[IOGAED RFHIO[GFAE
08d2e6 No.47258
>>47254
Yeah but your own moral torment (which isn't even justified) shouldn't be the demise for /newbrit/.
>If we managed to overtake /brit/ on the top board it would be serious banter, so to bring about that future we need more regulars who understand and appreciate our posting culture.
Sounds tempting but I don't really care because we'll either surpass them by natural migration from /brit/ or not at all. And believe me the mods are bad but not as bad. So it's not happening unless something big occurs.
Also waifuposter makes a good argument. Have you ever actually visited /politics/ and seen what it's like? I could show you my "bark" screenshots.
08d2e6 No.47260
>>47255
It just gives you a graff that says whether you're feminine or masculine tbh.
08d2e6 No.47261
>>47253
tbh
>>47256
Oh that's a shame
08d2e6 No.47263
>>47259
>trying to bait out paedos with cunny memis
nice try
here's your (You)
08d2e6 No.47264
>>47258
>I don't really care because we'll either surpass them by natural migration from /brit/ or not at all.
This tbh, we should gain posters from /brit/ not /politics/. We already have most of /politics/ anyway so this like sacrificing 3 or 4 UIDs for potentially 10-20+ in the future. Not that it really matters tbh
>>47262
top kek lad
08d2e6 No.47265
22st you forgot Shropshire
08d2e6 No.47268
>>47262
>>47261
what does this mean
it says androgyny is healthy
so is undifferentiated bad?
should i become a tranny?
08d2e6 No.47269
>>47264
Just means i'm normal smh tbh smh
08d2e6 No.47270
>>47266
I really do worry about you, as funny as you are.
08d2e6 No.47271
I'll do the test later I'll gotta go
08d2e6 No.47273
08d2e6 No.47275
>>47274
pembs confirmed girl
08d2e6 No.47276
>>47268
No idea tbh
>>47269
Yeah, "normal" just like the yids want you to be tbh
>>47271
see you lass, off for din dins myself tbh
08d2e6 No.47277
08d2e6 No.47278
>>47276
have a nice dindins
>>47271
in a bit.
08d2e6 No.47279
can someone post a pic of a anime character with a cute face that is shy and is blushing i need it for reference
08d2e6 No.47280
>>47275
wew
>>47268
did you just press neutral for a lot of questions or something?
08d2e6 No.47281
Wish someone would black my kids smdh
08d2e6 No.47282
>>47253
>tfw androgynous
>>47258
I don't think having Leon around sometimes would hurt the board. She doesn't even post that often.
>>47274
Wew lass you're even more feminine than me.
08d2e6 No.47283
>>47255
it says i'm a cryptotrap, smh
"Your score for masculinity was 129.
Your score for femininity was 96.
According to Sandra Bem, high levels of both masculinity and femininity is androgyny and is psychologically healthy."
I bet that cunt's a feminist liberal
08d2e6 No.47285
>>47280
no i did either full agree or full disagree
most were disagree
>>47258
how long were you in /politics/?
08d2e6 No.47286
08d2e6 No.47288
>>47286
You fear the BBC lad smh
08d2e6 No.47289
>>47253
>>47274
>>47282
I guess it's time for today's daily dose.
08d2e6 No.47290
>>47289
>tfw the only one squarely in andro
hmmm
08d2e6 No.47291
>>47290
Oh… you want some as well, lass?
08d2e6 No.47292
>>47289
Fake and gay.
How many times did you retake it to get 'masculine', lass?
08d2e6 No.47293
>>47289
I can feel that six point masculinity lead fading away, smh.
>>47290
You have balanced your yin and yang lad. You're an ascended drvidic master.
08d2e6 No.47294
>>47288
Aye lad that licence fee is a bugger.
>>47289
You are the closest to me so far lass, which is worrying.
08d2e6 No.47295
>>47282
I think you got more feminine than me but more masculine as well
>>47284
wew
>>47289
smh I think I've had too much
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08d2e6 No.47296
>>47267
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE CHAT IS SAFE AGAIN
08d2e6 No.47297
>>47284
DANGER DANGER
>>47291
*pricks you*
I think you need a balancing agent tbh
>>47293
Who /balanced/ here?
08d2e6 No.47298
see i told you I'm not female
08d2e6 No.47300
>>47298
>Your score for masculinity was 122.
>Your score for femininity was 109.
WEW
08d2e6 No.47301
>>47297
>Who /balanced/ here?
/balanced/ is the true redpill.
>>47298
Ah, so you're genderfluid instead.
08d2e6 No.47302
>>47292
Once, lad
>>47293
Oh, I forgot to include those numbers. Good lass. We'll just take it slow at a few points every injection.
>>47294
>You are the closest to me so far lass, which is worrying.
What's that supposed to mean, lad….
>>47297
Please don't prick me lad reeee I worked hard for this testosterone.
>>47298
You're a feminine lad then?
08d2e6 No.47303
>>47298
Hmmm, you probably self-censored.
08d2e6 No.47304
>>47299
Lad are you me?
>>47272
08d2e6 No.47305
>>47302
Nowt tbh, that everyone else is a girlyboy. hmmmmmmm what did you think I meant?
08d2e6 No.47306
>>47272
WEIRD LAD, the only difference is you have one more point in masculine and one more point in feminine
08d2e6 No.47307
>>47306
maybe because Im a tiny bit older than you… Fucking weird lad. *high-fives my southern brother*
08d2e6 No.47308
>>47300
Yeah but I got trips on my masculinity
the test is bullshit because wtf is pic related
>>47303
No lad I manipulated it to be as feminine as possible so you'll keep believing the lie.
08d2e6 No.47309
It's a trick tbh just as i said to the trannies real men don't take the test smh
08d2e6 No.47310
>>47309
You got androgynous too didn't you.
BumBum is a girlyboy.
08d2e6 No.47311
>>47305
You don't want to be like me for some reason smh
08d2e6 No.47312
>>47308
this what kind of question is that?
08d2e6 No.47313
>>47308
A SIGN OF WEAKNESS!!!
it asked this one twice as well lol
>>47309
>he got feminine
kek
08d2e6 No.47314
>tfw 22, hampshite, wessex and vanlad are the most manly
08d2e6 No.47315
>>47311
Were you planning OC earlier lad?
08d2e6 No.47316
>>47311
:( I like you lad dont say that
08d2e6 No.47317
>>47313
it was twice even I think said yes tbh
08d2e6 No.47318
>>47317
What happens if you put hell yeah on everything?
08d2e6 No.47319
>>47318
I should find out
>>47314
herts as well no?
08d2e6 No.47320
>>47318
You get a knock on the door, sunshine.
08d2e6 No.47321
>>47310
>tfw we're a majority lass
>/brit/ has no lasses
And they call us homos
>>47316
Thanks, lad. I guess thinking you would say something like that isn't a masculine trait. I should be true to my masculine nature. *hugs you without feeling uncomfortable because I'm a masculine no homo man*
>>47315
Yeah, but it's going to take a while I'm afraid
08d2e6 No.47322
>>47319
I missed herts' post, yeah of course, hes the bloke at the front then.
08d2e6 No.47324
>>47312
>>47308
>blood pressure is higher in men than in women at similar ages. After menopause, however, blood pressure increases in women to levels even higher than in men
http://hyper.ahajournals.org/content/37/5/1199
08d2e6 No.47325
>>47318
You'd probably end up near the middle again with lots of points distributed in everything.
>>47321
Don't worry lad, I can wait.
08d2e6 No.47326
>>47318
test because bored
08d2e6 No.47328
08d2e6 No.47329
>>47326
>>47327
I DID IT ALREADY SMH
08d2e6 No.47330
>>47329
but I did it too and I wanted to post it
08d2e6 No.47331
>>47322
reeeeee wrong flag
>>47321
*hugs you back*
>tfw constant banter doesnt seem to carry well into imageboards
Im just a sensitive bloke too lad.
08d2e6 No.47332
>>47330
I wonder what happens if you say yes to one of the natural disaster questions and no to the other?
08d2e6 No.47333
08d2e6 No.47334
>>47332
>he didnt choose different answers before
Kek
08d2e6 No.47335
>he posted it in the /brit/ discord
lad
08d2e6 No.47336
neutral is centrism right?
08d2e6 No.47338
>>47337
So you're not a supreme gentleman then?
08d2e6 No.47339
>>47336
I imagine, or andro tbh
08d2e6 No.47340
TAIG LAWMAKERS ATTEMPT BREXIT STYMIE
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN17Q1I2?il=0
>Ireland's High Court will consider next month whether it can hear a case from a British plaintiff seeking to decide if Britain's divorce from the European Union can be reversed.
>Judge Peter Kelly set a hearing for May 31 to decide whether an Irish court can hear a case against Brexit that campaigners hope will ultimately be referred to the European Court of Justice (ECJ) for a definitive ruling
08d2e6 No.47341
08d2e6 No.47342
>>47337
Good lad, join the MAN club.
08d2e6 No.47343
>>47337
well I was hoping you'd be gay
08d2e6 No.47344
08d2e6 No.47345
>>47344
She just wants you to post your legs lad.
08d2e6 No.47346
08d2e6 No.47347
08d2e6 No.47348
>>47345
Not happening again, lad
>>47346
It was tbh
08d2e6 No.47349
>>47338
He probably is with that much unused testosterone.
08d2e6 No.47350
08d2e6 No.47351
>>47346
smh typical homophobic Russian
>>47349
How do you activate your unused testosterone?
08d2e6 No.47352
>>47347
Because I want him to be happy with the fat autistic guy of his so that his business can prosper. Based free market.
08d2e6 No.47353
TORIES TO SWEEP WALES
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN17Q1RB?il=0
>British Prime Minister Theresa May's Conservatives are on track to win the majority of parliamentary seats in Wales for the first time in more than 100 years, according to a YouGov poll published on Monday.
>The poll of 1,029 people for ITV and Cardiff University, carried out April 19-21 after May announced an early election would be held on June 8, projected the Conservatives would win 21 of the 40 seats in Wales, with Labour second on 15.
>That would see 10 seats switching from Labour to Conservative, compared with the last national election in 2015.
08d2e6 No.47354
>>47352
Don't be a bully lass
08d2e6 No.47355
>>47354
maybe you're right
sorry lad
08d2e6 No.47356
>>47352
Top kek.
>>47355
No bully him, lass. It helps establish his lore.
08d2e6 No.47357
>>47350
All you do with it is cut yourself and fap to asians.
>>47351
Testosterone is only unused if you aren't working out or having sex tbh.
08d2e6 No.47358
>>47356
Is that why you bully me lad?
08d2e6 No.47359
I mean don't bully. Bullying is wrong
08d2e6 No.47360
MONSEUIR FRANCOIS HOLLANDE IMPLORES FROGS TO ABANDON GOD EMPRESS LEPEN
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/idUKKBN17Q0LH
>France's outgoing president, Francois Hollande, on Monday urged people to back centrist Emmanuel Macron in a vote to choose his successor next month and reject far-right leader Marine Le Pen, whose place in the runoff represented a "risk" for France.
08d2e6 No.47361
>>47358
y-yeah
>>47357
>Testosterone is only unused if you aren't working out or having sex tbh.
But how do you explain pic related then? Why would traps want more t?
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 08d2e6 No.47362
>>47307
*high fives lad**
>>47314
LADS LADS LADS LADS
08d2e6 No.47363
>>47360
I wish the Cold War coup succeeded in France tbh. Then we'd be living with Dominique Venner's France.
08d2e6 No.47364
>>47357
> fap to asians.
I don't actually masturbate that often lass
>>47352
Lad that is bullying
08d2e6 No.47365
>>47363
tbf lad this is very exciting
08d2e6 No.47366
BBC EDITORIAL: UKIP RETURNS TO 'RADICAL' RIGHT-WING POLICIES
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39698976
>This is a return to right-wing territory in which UKIP has dabbled before. A step away from the libertarian values the party has said in the past that it stands for.
It's an extension of the party's popular stance on controlled immigration; limit the number of people who come to the UK and ensure those who do fully integrate into society.
>But it's more than that.
>UKIP has long appealed to a certain emotion among parts of the electorate, portraying itself as the true protector of British values, proud to stand up for a way of life it claims is at risk of erosion from political correctness.
08d2e6 No.47367
>>47356
>No bully him, lass. It helps establish his lore.
>the bully victim wants others to be bullied
I thought you were better than this 22st
08d2e6 No.47368
Should I get autodesk sketchbook lads?
>>47364
already apologised. was mean and not right
08d2e6 No.47369
>>47365
Yeah but lad they always unite to block the Front Nationale.
08d2e6 No.47370
>>47314
We got to protect the lasses tbh
08d2e6 No.47371
>>47368
DON'T
POST
THAT
has flashbacks to dumpthreads
08d2e6 No.47372
>>47361
I don't know lad, do they want more?
>posting that image
You've got balls lad.
08d2e6 No.47374
>>47370
That goes without saying lad *punches an anon for badmouthing a wench in my presence*
08d2e6 No.47376
>>47368
>autodesk
I use autodesk autocad lass, they are a reasonable company
>free phone tech-support for 20 years
08d2e6 No.47377
>>47368
i thought krita is what all the cool kids used?
08d2e6 No.47378
>>47375
Do you follow it's instructions lass?
08d2e6 No.47379
>>47375
Clarissa is the stuff of nightmares
08d2e6 No.47380
>>47376
Do you have anything other from them? I did 3D only with some shitty free learning software and never seriously. I have Pixlr on my phone, now I'm thinking about trying either Sketchbook or Graphic. Because Artrage is a pain to use.
>>47377
Never heard of that. Is it free?
08d2e6 No.47381
>>47372
I'm sorry, lad, but lore is important.
>>47372
>I don't know lad, do they want more?
I don't think so. Maybe it has to do with how much you exert yourself, or in what way you do it? I too have heard exercise increases T though. Maybe it's just worth it for the bum?
>You've got balls lad.
Just thought it could inspire the lads with few masculinity points
>>47374
Goodlad. Testosterone makes you take action.
08d2e6 No.47382
>>47380
yeah its free its what everyone on /loomis/ used when i asked ages ago when i got my tablet
>tfw lost the pen to my tablet
>literally pulled everything out of my room to try and find it
>not in here
>never ever took the tablet anywhere and barely used it
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
think i might have hoovered it up by mistake when using the tube bit on the hoover
08d2e6 No.47383
>>47361
>posting that image
LAD
N O
08d2e6 No.47384
>>47378
I don't have any problems with my dad.
>>47379
You're pretty weak lad (also she's not real so it's all good h-hahaI still love it the artstyle is great and the humour is how I like it)
08d2e6 No.47385
>>47382
>>tfw lost the pen to my tablet
Been there done that. Bought another for 60€.
08d2e6 No.47386
>>47383
I can see you saving it in the board log, lad
08d2e6 No.47387
>>47386
He's a man of cute aesthetics don't judge him
08d2e6 No.47388
>>47380
Google Sketchup is brilliant and free, but its not as good for designing small details as CAD. Its much less intensive on your pc though - I can have it open alongside CAD and import things to it to see what something looks like in 3d.
Sketchup would definitely suit you if you want an intuitive amd fucking fast design software. You dont need lessons to be a sketchup master to draw buildings and vehicles, for instance. Rendering things is hard and easier done in photoshop if you want it to look real.
>>47381
*downs estrogen filled beer to compenate for my vulgar masculinity*
08d2e6 No.47389
>>47386
>>47387
Stop trying to make fencer gay
08d2e6 No.47390
>>47388
>and easier done
*more easily done
or
*completed with greater ease
08d2e6 No.47391
>>47384
Children are my weakness, I could read Crossed just fine until it involved children.
>>47386
>making stuff up
UNCOUTH
08d2e6 No.47393
>>47389
>>47392
Ok sorry I don't know something got over me. I see nothing wrong in Anprim trying to diet to get them cuteboy gainz and becoming /fit/ however. The shit got good tips (also we know /fit/ is gay anyway)
>>47388
>Rendering things is hard and easier done in photoshop if you want it to look real.
oh shit I know
08d2e6 No.47395
>>47388
>>47380
reeeee
just reread your post and maybe you meant other products from autodesk. Only autodesk 360 for drawing plans on mobile.
08d2e6 No.47396
>>47393
Actually the only thing you should trust from that image is the physical exercises, all the other stuff is nonsense or will make you grow boobs.
08d2e6 No.47398
>>47394
No he's a notorious liar
>>47395
it's fine
08d2e6 No.47399
>>47393
Dont be sorry lass it was funny
08d2e6 No.47400
>>47397
*raises pint to you*
08d2e6 No.47403
Also banned 22st
>>47401
kek but you just know they deliberately tried to get the manliest results possible.
08d2e6 No.47404
>>47402
Getting better mate, keep up the good work.
08d2e6 No.47405
08d2e6 No.47406
>>47403
>Also banned 22st
you know i have to avenge him, right?
08d2e6 No.47407
yeah krita looks good
just gonna download everything then lmoa
08d2e6 No.47408
08d2e6 No.47410
>>47403
>kek but you just know they deliberately tried to get the manliest results possible.
lad you're coming off a little try bit cringe worthy tbh, nobody cares that much about it
08d2e6 No.47411
>>47405
>>47406
>>47408
>>47409
Check the board log lads
tbf you can't post that image here
08d2e6 No.47412
>>47403
>Also banned 22st
for what
>>47402
Oh fug is that one of those luck bringer stones with a hole? I have one tbh
08d2e6 No.47413
*gets ignored by everyone*
*posts legs*
08d2e6 No.47414
>>47410
Neither do I lad what
>>47412
see >>47361
08d2e6 No.47415
>>47407
Krita is an ass to use tbh, I've been using it for a year now and still don't know how to do it good, but haven't found anything better.
08d2e6 No.47416
>>47412
Odin stones? Based tbh. Hail Taranis.
08d2e6 No.47417
>>47412
>luck bringer stones
dunno what that is
its just where that little blob lives
alone on an empty planet in space
>>47404
thank you true friend
08d2e6 No.47418
>>47411
it's just a handy guide smh
08d2e6 No.47420
>>47408
>tfw I made that hashtag up on /brit/
>>47411
yes I can I post whatever don't tell me what to do
>>47415
Good shit
08d2e6 No.47421
>>47413
>post legs
Dont get our hopes up, lad.
08d2e6 No.47422
AHHHH THE BULLY GOT ME
>>47394
no.
08d2e6 No.47423
>>47417
See the eyes now. Good tbh.
08d2e6 No.47425
>>47418
what happened to you lad smh
>>47420
Looks like we have a rebel on our hands here
08d2e6 No.47426
PLEASE DON'T BAN ME HERTS HYAAAAAAAAAA DON'T PERSECUTE MEEE~ <3
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 08d2e6 No.47427
08d2e6 No.47428
>it's a getting banned gets me excited episodee
please don't
08d2e6 No.47429
>>47422
Oh fuck, I thought it would be longer.
08d2e6 No.47430
>>47426
Why do you even have this saved lad?
08d2e6 No.47432
>>47425
Lad it's fine with literally everyone. I was weirded out and questioned his motives for saving that but by the time you got back everyone got over it. Smh.
08d2e6 No.47433
08d2e6 No.47434
IT'S NOT EVEN ACCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURATE
08d2e6 No.47435
>>47434
How do you know that lad
08d2e6 No.47436
>>47425
I don't know lad
>>47424
>>47426
wew
08d2e6 No.47437
08d2e6 No.47439
>>47432
Ah I hate being late for the party smh
It's fine though it was only a memi ban
>>47434
wewlad
08d2e6 No.47440
08d2e6 No.47442
>Monarch got me
>>47429
I can just unban myself, lass.
>>47430
Banter, lad
08d2e6 No.47443
>>47442
Stop being a spy for Monarch smh
>I can just unban myself
Kek can you actually do this lad?
08d2e6 No.47444
>>47439
>>47438
>>47435
>>47437
>>47438
smh lads it's basic science. Soy products don't actually encourage oestrogen production, they just increase the amount of soy in your system. The plastic bottle stuff is nonsense and most of those bottles have been phazed out anyway.
weight training is actually more effective than cardio
Nearly all the non-physical stuff on that list is complete nonsense.
08d2e6 No.47446
>>47442
Your fault for saving gay shit. All of his smirks are fully rightful and I would laugh at you if you weren't his agent who staged this.
08d2e6 No.47447
>>47442
what discord was that posted in lad?
08d2e6 No.47448
>>47445
*deletes post in shame*
08d2e6 No.47449
08d2e6 No.47450
>>47441
Haha i remember that bit
>>47442
holy shit what is his fucking problem
>>47444 (checked)
Bit of an expert are we lad???????? HMMMMMM LAD?????
08d2e6 No.47451
>>47447
>go to /brit/scord
>it's not there
THE SECRET DISCORD IS REAL
PEMBS WAS RIGHT
08d2e6 No.47452
>>47444
But how do you know lad? Assuming you are still lad.
08d2e6 No.47453
08d2e6 No.47454
>>47451
damn they just made Pembs look really cool in that image
08d2e6 No.47455
>>47442
>proof of the secret discord
SPY SPY SPY SPY SPY
>>47450
>>47452
It's just basic fitness and health knowledge
08d2e6 No.47456
just rained outside and there are seagulls just now flying by probably going to the beach so they can nick peoples chips tomorrow or something
i like how it smells outside when its rained recently
and its almost dark now so its quite a miserable atmosphere outside, which i quite like, reminds me of the zone in stalker
i wish i lived in the countryside i would go for a walk right now with my waifu but she isnt even real
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i wish i could go walking in the woods and pretend i am an adventurer on an epic quest
or sometimes i woudl pretend to be a stalker in the zone
08d2e6 No.47457
Uncovering some deep state corruption here
08d2e6 No.47458
>>47451
it made me think tbh but it could be direct messaging
08d2e6 No.47459
>>47455
Don't worry lad we're just teasing you
08d2e6 No.47460
>>47455
>basic
But I've never heard anything this in depth on the subject before…
08d2e6 No.47461
whatever is happening i guarantee you 100% that barbosa is behind it all
08d2e6 No.47462
>>47457
>I thought 22st was a /brit/ spy spying on us
>he was actually a /newbrit/ spy posing as a /brit/ spy
08d2e6 No.47463
>>47460
I did, does that make me gay? The soy thing is indeed bullshit.
08d2e6 No.47464
>>47443
Pretty sure I can. Try banning me for 5 minutes.
>>47446
Top kek. He lurksss everywhere nowhere is safe. Everything I post I post knowing that the bullies are out to get me.
>>47447
Private messages, lass. I'm not his spy I swear.
>>47450
>holy shit what is his fucking problem
Nothing, lad. He's just documenting our history.
>>47454
Yeah.
08d2e6 No.47465
>>47458
The most secret chat of them all. The DM.
>>47460
Well lass I'm just well read *taps nose knowingly*
08d2e6 No.47466
>>47458
True, or he deleted it. But still the possibility exists.
08d2e6 No.47467
>>47461
no he isnt lad smh.
>>47462
god bless are lad
>>47464
>Nothing, lad. He's just documenting our history.
I read that as sarcasm i hope im right
08d2e6 No.47468
>>47462
>actually thinking he's on our side
he probably schemes how to quickly eradicate us
>>47464
Alright I'll believe you for now. Now ask him to actually stop fucking lurking in shadows and be open, maybe with trip and all. Like a man and unlike a coward.
08d2e6 No.47469
>>47465
>*taps nose knowingly*
08d2e6 No.47470
>>47467
>no he isnt lad smh.
you think im crazy? hes everywhere always scheming and being tricksy and false ready to bully me at a moments notice
08d2e6 No.47472
>>47470
I think you need a hug lad
08d2e6 No.47473
>>47468
>Alright I'll believe you for now. Now ask him to actually stop fucking lurking in shadows and be open, maybe with trip and all. Like a man and unlike a coward.
I don't think he posts, lass do you actually think I'm a spy?
>>47467
>I read that as sarcasm i hope im right
Yeah, lad
08d2e6 No.47474
>>47468
Who knows his true intentions tbh
I don't know who to trust anymore
08d2e6 No.47475
08d2e6 No.47476
>>47473
No lad I don't but in every legend is a spark of truth ;^^)
08d2e6 No.47477
>>47474
Try banning me for an hour, lad
08d2e6 No.47478
spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)
spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)
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08d2e6 No.47481
>>47479
good luck with that lad
08d2e6 No.47482
>>47477
Alright lad but DM me in the discord if you can't unban yourself.
08d2e6 No.47483
08d2e6 No.47486
>click video
>its three "alt-right" girls
>first thing one of them says is "its good to have more girls talking about these things on the internet"
theyre all leftists + "racism"
08d2e6 No.47488
>>47483
She's saying she'll step down from the presidency of FN but will remain the candidate for the French presidency.
08d2e6 No.47489
>>47481
I bought some IPA from ringwood brewery in your neck of the woods and its shit. Can you post some poo to them for me?
08d2e6 No.47490
>>47482
>unbans BO's ban
TOP FUCKING KEK. ALL THAT POWER
>>47476
I'll only turn into a spy because you all already think it smh. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy smh
08d2e6 No.47491
>>47484
ARE YOU AWOKEN LAD
08d2e6 No.47492
>>47483
*presses the translate button*
08d2e6 No.47493
>>47490
I will just go ahead and remind you that I can still demod you. Don't get too /devilish/
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>>47493
This is why I have to be BO
08d2e6 No.47496
>>47489
Absolutly no problem lad, I'll get on it soon
08d2e6 No.47497
>>47490
I don't want to lose you to spydom
>>47493
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08d2e6 No.47499
>>47495
Is this the coup? Is it time?
>>47497
But who is the angel and who is the devil?
08d2e6 No.47500
>>47499
>Is it time?
*kicks over a chair and smashes a bottle*
FOR THE DRUIDS
08d2e6 No.47502
somewhere in another dimension she is real and i am in a tv show and she has me as her hasubando
08d2e6 No.47504
>>47501
>britposter, why did you post poo to a brewery?
>well your honour, someone on the internet told me to
UTTERLY BASED
08d2e6 No.47505
>>47499
>Is this the coup? Is it time?
Nah I ran out of steam. I had my fun for now
08d2e6 No.47506
>>47487
>>47491
for so long I have wondered and now I know, 22st has been bought and paid for by the former bullies because he enjoys being bullied, he can make posts that get capped and bring down the boards reputation and get a rush out of it at the same time while the mods reward him. we've been taken for fools. a fifth column controlled by /brit/ and risen to power.
08d2e6 No.47507
>>47503
Im going down with you lad. *pulls welsh knife from your back and rushes into the fight*
08d2e6 No.47508
Darkest clouds I've seen for years. I know it'd getting dark anyway but this is something else.
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>>47505
Good lad tbh.
>>47507
You truly are my greatest ally
>>47509
>spoiler6
What are the rest?
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>>47506
>tfw that is at least partly true
But I'm not a spy lass ahhhhhh
08d2e6 No.47518
>>47516
THE REPTILE CRIES AS HE STRIKES OUT AT YOU
08d2e6 No.47520
>>47506
>a poster said that he was better as an underdog
lad i think you might have something
08d2e6 No.47522
>>47516
>that is at least partly true
08d2e6 No.47523
shes so beautiful
i wish she was my gf and we could cuddle
>ywn feel her boobies press up against you when you cuddle
08d2e6 No.47525
>>47521
I do kinda like it but idk about the angle
08d2e6 No.47527
>>47516
I KNEW IT, YOURE COMING WITH ME
08d2e6 No.47528
Also 'file deleted' should now work
08d2e6 No.47529
>>47516
"Ohhh please daddy Monarch bully me more please tell me what a kiddy fiddy nonce and trap lover I am give it to me ahhhh"
t. 22stone "the Masochist"
08d2e6 No.47530
>>47524
NOOOOOOO DONT POST THE MAKEUP PICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
08d2e6 No.47531
>>47522
>he enjoys being bullied, he can make posts that get capped and bring down the boards reputation and get a rush out of it at the same time
I'll admit to that, outside of bringing down the board's reputation
>>47527
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FORGIVE ME FOR BEING HONEST
>>47529
Top kek
08d2e6 No.47532
>>47530
>tfw she attacked a random man because I bullied her on twitter with those
POWER MOVE
08d2e6 No.47533
look at her and tell me she isnt as cute as a button and i will call you a liar
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>>47524
>she looks like she hit the angeldust
>>47533
>me: shes ugly
>you: your a liar
?
08d2e6 No.47537
>>47531
I am going to ask you to stop this tbh but obviously I can't control your actions.
08d2e6 No.47538
>>47535
You were there defending her lad, don't you remember?
08d2e6 No.47539
>>47538
nope
why did she attack a random guy? what did you say?
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>>47537
I can't control myself, lad. Just let me be me
08d2e6 No.47542
>>47539
I just called her a munter lol and posted those photos of her with Jack Bucky.
08d2e6 No.47543
>>47531
>22stone has a bullying fetish
We must be responsible with this knowledge.
08d2e6 No.47544
>>47541
You must learn to exercise control over yourself tbh lad.
08d2e6 No.47545
this is honestly quite charming
08d2e6 No.47546
>>47536
>angeldust
its actually called angeldussssss
>>47536
look i know she has a huge chin and she looks ugly with makeup but when she goes for a more natural look shes a qt and theres no denying that and she has a nice body too
>>47542
oh whats your twitter?
08d2e6 No.47547
Why do you think you are the way you are?
08d2e6 No.47548
>>47546
Not telling because you defended her before you'll attack me again
08d2e6 No.47549
>>47531
You're going away for a long time… *handcuffs you to the bed:^)*
08d2e6 No.47550
>>47548
no i wont i just want to see if i can find it and see her attacking a random man i dont want to tweet to her again tbh i am embarrased about my behaviour with her before
08d2e6 No.47551
>>47547
because of mummy/s
08d2e6 No.47552
>>47547
I blame the internet personally
08d2e6 No.47553
>>47546
>angeldussssss
*inhales pipe*
*gets shot 11 times by police and survives*
Angel duuuuuuuuuude.
>a natural qt
Lad the perspective tricks dont make up for her shoe-face.
08d2e6 No.47555
>UKIP actually want to bring in Penis Inspection Day
memi magic at it again lads
08d2e6 No.47556
>>47547
Intense hardwork and dedication. and hundreds of grams of mephedrone.
08d2e6 No.47558
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw someone disses your fly girl
08d2e6 No.47559
>tired and apathetic all day
>now its nearly my bedtime i am energised and motivated and want to do things
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>47553
theres video of her though and she looks very qt and is cute in her voice and mannerisms look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOYfncnCbk8
08d2e6 No.47560
>>47556
i am also in sussex
west though
08d2e6 No.47561
>>47555
We memi irresponsibly tbh
08d2e6 No.47562
>>47549
Lass….
Hope nobody reads that spoiler~
>>47543
Please be nice, lass
>>47544
Please don't do anything drastic, lad
08d2e6 No.47563
>>47555
>girl benis inspection day
I hope they're entrusting this to doctors and not school faculty.
08d2e6 No.47564
>>47547
Tragic event 3 years ago.
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>>47563
*becomes your teacher*
08d2e6 No.47566
>>47559
Can you screencap lad Ive got less data than startrek before next generation.
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>>47560
Same lad. Worthing.
08d2e6 No.47569
MOST POWERFUL IMAGE IN THE WORLD
WATCH OUT GLOBALISTS
08d2e6 No.47570
>>47547
Growing sense of alienation from other people
>>47562
I won't lad
08d2e6 No.47571
>>47514
ree I can't find the 5th
08d2e6 No.47573
>>47562
they better not, it was a secret message!
>>47559
>tired and apathetic all day
>now its nearly my bedtime i am energised and motivated and want to do things
same wtf
this pseudo drama woke me up a bit I think
>>47563
It will probably be the p.e. teacher like my school smh
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>>47571
>1st pic is moomins
Top lass.
08d2e6 No.47575
>>47554
ok found it i remember now
she messaged me afterwards
>>47566
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>>47573
>tired and apathetic all day
>tired and apathetic all night
Kill me
08d2e6 No.47577
>>47573
Penis espection teacher?
08d2e6 No.47578
>>47571
They're not bad. I like the ayy one.
If people want the spoiler changed then we should pick one.
08d2e6 No.47579
>>47560
Sussex Won’t be Druv
Some folks as come to Sussex,
They reckons as they know -
A durn sight better what to do
Than simple folks, like me and you,
Could possibly suppose.
But them as comes to Sussex,
They mustn't push and shove,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv!
Mus Wilfred come to Sussex,
Us heaved a stone at he,
Because he reckoned he could teach
Our Sussex fishers how to reach
The fishes in the sea.
But when he dwelt among us,
Us gave un land and luv,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv!
All folks as come to Sussex
Must follow Sussex ways -
And when they've larned to know us well,
There's no place else they'll wish to dwell
In all their blessed days -
There ant no place like Sussex,
Until ye goos above,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv.
08d2e6 No.47580
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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>>47576
Sorry lad, maybe it's the booze keeping you down
>>47577
Yes lad
>>47578
*makes a poal*
08d2e6 No.47583
>>47582
>maybe it's the booze keeping you down
I only drink at the weekends
08d2e6 No.47584
>>47580
lad. *bullies you*
08d2e6 No.47585
>>47578
ALSO IT'S MY SPOILERS ROOOO
>>47580
he probably stole my cool spoiler smh he always steals my shit
08d2e6 No.47586
>>47567
Chichester here
was up your way a few months back, parking was mad
08d2e6 No.47587
>>47580
you should become a pretty girl lad
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>>47580
smh what's the big deal? I mean
STOP TALKING TO MONARCH
>>47583
ah fair…
08d2e6 No.47591
>>47585
*steals your spoilers*
jk lass I'm not Monarch, but you can't have all of them unless you create 6 different boards
08d2e6 No.47592
>>47587
Top kek. Every day, lad.
>>47584
He's only my friend ironically, I swear, lad.
>>47585
Now he will steal them lass
08d2e6 No.47593
>>47592
and then claim credit
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*saves vote to tie break*
08d2e6 No.47597
>>47586
Kek lad, its fine if you know the area. I went to college in Chi, many years ago. you in the nice old market bit or the new bit by the industrial estates? Im vanlad from Druid/pol/ btw, we are buying land and organising - see >>>/pol/9758540
08d2e6 No.47599
ahhhh it was just tied again
08d2e6 No.47600
>>47598
trying to signal us into taking it are you?
08d2e6 No.47602
>>47598
*communicates with ayyy via vibrations*
Its our Ayyyy now lass.
08d2e6 No.47603
>>47598
I won't if you really don't want me to but wouldn't you rather it was used on an active board?
08d2e6 No.47604
>>47600
No I'm serious
>>47601
saved
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>>47606
*slow claps*
actually choking on bread and marmite lad well played
08d2e6 No.47608
>>47604
You can't beguile us lass
08d2e6 No.47609
alright take the puking one I wasn't planning on using it anyway
08d2e6 No.47610
>>47608
>there is some sort of twisted irony in every one of my post and I can't possibly mean what I say
08d2e6 No.47611
Lads do we even want the spoiler changed? Because the poal is a mess.
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>>47610
*squints at phone*
What did you mean by that, lass?
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>>47610
>calls my posts beautiful
>says my legs were kind of hot
I don't trust you lad.
08d2e6 No.47617
>>47613
>>47614
Nor do I but I want to see what others think
08d2e6 No.47618
>>47613
>>47611
shit im a spastic
Lad can the spoiler be a dickpic or something less gay thats equally as unpleasant and abhorrent? So if /brit/ screenshot it is far more unpleasant for them?
08d2e6 No.47619
>>47615
>tfw didn't get to see imperium leggies
>>47610
*taps nose knowingly*
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>>47618
>can the spoiler be a dickpic
tbh lads it'll be more unpleasant for us
08d2e6 No.47623
>>47621
WAIT I PUT THE WRONG ONES IN FUCK
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>>47622
reeeeeeeeeee
thats why I put a modifier in the spoiler dont be a bell end
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>>47619
>>tfw didn't get to see imperium leggies
I didn't post full legs
Also please stop being gay
08d2e6 No.47631
>>47621
YOU'RE CHEATING YOU JUST WANT SICK ANIME TO WIN RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
*votes sick anime*
08d2e6 No.47632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMrzh-7LA8
Title should be "HOW TO GET AN ALT-RIGHT GIRLFRIEND (WITH A FEMININE PENIS)"
lmao
08d2e6 No.47633
THEY AREN'T EVEN GREAT THEY'RE FUCKING SHIT HOW CAN YOU LIKE THEM
08d2e6 No.47634
>>47629
*tries to reply but spills beer onto my incontinence pants*
08d2e6 No.47635
>>47622
The spoiler should be the trap guide tbh no homo
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>>47632
she looks fucking crazy
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>>47627
I know lad but if we choose anything unpleasant it'll still be unpleasant for us and /brit/ lurk so they'll be desensitised as much as we are by a certain point
>>47633
Stop being so modest
>>47635
Lad it's like you want to be seen as gay
08d2e6 No.47640
>>47632
>wanting a political girlfriend
Why
08d2e6 No.47641
>>47640
>wanting an Asian girlfriend
Why
08d2e6 No.47642
>>47640
i dont i was just joking
>>47637
i think shes pretty but shes a female youtuber alt-right who likes politics so shes doubtless total shit
08d2e6 No.47643
>>47639
smh probably true, being a BO is more complicated than you make it look lad.
08d2e6 No.47645
>>47631
haha I have no favourites in this race!!
>>47634
top kek
08d2e6 No.47646
>>47641
>not liking chinkies
lad…
08d2e6 No.47647
>>47646
>liking chinkies
lad…
08d2e6 No.47648
>>47644
this would be a great memi ngl
08d2e6 No.47649
>>47636
>>47639
>>47644
It's 5d chess /brit/ will click on it thinking we're being gay or something, and we'll be able to post stuff without them thinking we've posted something worth capping
08d2e6 No.47650
We do have a meta thread btw and we need a new thread
>>47643
It is tbh
>>47644
I think it'd work better by zooming on a certain part like the headline tb
08d2e6 No.47651
>inb4 I'll get banned for posting it
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>>47646
please refer to this post >>47647
08d2e6 No.47653
>>47651
that was my plan all along
08d2e6 No.47656
>>47654
Now this is a woman image I can get behind.
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>>47644
*bans you* there is a no trap infograph policy in place, lass
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>>47654
She has wog facial features
08d2e6 No.47662
>>47654
>that /tv/ thread
pure gold
08d2e6 No.47663
>>47657
that dude is a jew tho
08d2e6 No.47664
Whos doing the thread? Can it mention the BASED Druids for once por favor?
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>>47663
That's an alien, m8.
08d2e6 No.47667
>>47666
Nice antichrist recurring numerals
08d2e6 No.47668
>tfw would make the thread but haven't done it in ages and can't be arsed to think of an edition
daftie posted the trap image maybe?
08d2e6 No.47669
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
RED ALERT ULTIMATE FUSION
VARG TOOK THE NEETPILL
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08d2e6 No.47671
>>47667
Aliens are demons in disguise.
08d2e6 No.47672
>>47671
Are you a christcuck lad?
08d2e6 No.47673