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08d2e6 (752)  No.46909>>46921 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

UK has one of highest anti-Semitic offense rates in world

https://www.rt.com/uk/385921-anti-semitism-hate-crime/

UKIP TACKLE GROOMING GANGS, FGM AND ISLAMIST SCHOOLS

http://www.westmonster.com/ukip-tackle-grooming-gangs-fgm-and-islamist-schools/

Communist Party backs Corbyn

http://www.westmonster.com/communist-party-backs-corbyn/

Sadiq Khan launches new Scotland Yard unit to probe online hate crime

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/sadiq-khan-launches-new-scotland-yard-unit-to-probe-online-hate-crime-a3521941.html

Battersea murder: Cyclist, 17, 'hacked to death by masked gang armed with machetes' on south London estate

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/battersea-murder-cyclist-17-hacked-to-death-by-masked-machete-gang-on-south-london-estate-a3521771.html

'Expect CONSEQUENCES!' THIS is what France's Emmanuel Macron REALLY thinks about Brexit

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/795679/French-election-Emmanuel-Macron-presidential-Brexit-deal-consequences-EU

Brexit 'could bring greatest stripping of workers' rights in living memory'

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/795711/Brexit-workers-loss-EU-rights-living-UK-Conservatives

Corbyn makes election pledge to end Syria airstrikes and push for peace process

https://www.rt.com/uk/385917-corbyn-syria-strikes-election/

Scottish National Party could ‘lose 10 seats’ to Tories

https://www.rt.com/uk/385919-snp-tory-election-sturgeon/

08d2e6 (752)  No.46918>>46926 >>46947

first for druids tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.46919

i love her lads


08d2e6 (752)  No.46920>>46926 >>46947

3rd for druidry


08d2e6 (752)  No.46921>>46935

>>46909 (OP)

>>46903

Lass everyone knows when it's time for PE the girls all huddle in a corner on the astro whilst the lads play footy until someone does a slide tackle and then the teacher has to stop everyone.

also is that from mixing up the Russian and the German system? When we moved from South Africa to England I hadn't started school yet and I was nearly put in the year below


08d2e6 (752)  No.46922>>46927 >>46928 >>46929 >>46964

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OOPS

>>>/brit/277195

>>>/brit/277195

>>>/brit/277195


08d2e6 (752)  No.46923

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>Communist Party backs Corbyn


08d2e6 (752)  No.46925>>46930 >>46952

>>46914

what will you write bout lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.46926

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08d2e6 (752)  No.46927>>46931


08d2e6 (752)  No.46928>>46931

>>46922

why lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.46929

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>>46922

ohoho


08d2e6 (752)  No.46930

>>46925

about how much of a pathetic faggot he is


08d2e6 (752)  No.46931>>46932 >>46933

>>46927

>>46928

Because I wanted to


08d2e6 (752)  No.46932>>46935

>>46931

You're out of control lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.46933


08d2e6 (752)  No.46934>>46975

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08d2e6 (752)  No.46935>>46936 >>46937 >>46938 >>46940 >>46948

>>46921

tbh never liked PE that much

No it's because I came when at my age the kids should be put in 1st class but I couldn't speak the language so they have put me in the kindergarten to learn it in one year. Didn't work that well but they didn't bother and I went to 1st at the age of 7.

>>46932

stripe him of mod powers I say


08d2e6 (752)  No.46936

>>46935

anti-colonialists out!


08d2e6 (752)  No.46937

>>46935

I can give you some physical education if you want lass


08d2e6 (752)  No.46938>>46941 >>46942 >>46944

>>46935

wew, brits start school at 5 tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46939>>46966

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*shoots arrows at airship carrier*

THIS IS ARE LAND


08d2e6 (752)  No.46940>>46943

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>>46935

>female plots seizure of power

You don't need to be a mod to be powerful :^)


08d2e6 (752)  No.46941>>46944 >>46945

>>46938

Italians too


08d2e6 (752)  No.46942>>46944 >>46945


08d2e6 (752)  No.46943>>46950

>>46940

Now you're just putting things in my mouth

also thanks (^;


08d2e6 (752)  No.46944>>46950 >>46954

>>46938

>>46941

>>46942

gotta get that state brainwashing in early smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.46945>>46946 >>46950 >>46951

>>46942

I'm the youngest in my year leaf me alone

>>46941

interdasting


08d2e6 (752)  No.46946>>46951 >>46953

>>46945

>summer child

REEEEEEEEE AUTUMNAL MASTER RACE


08d2e6 (752)  No.46947>>46951

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>>46918

>>46920

Very nice to see the druidic fold is expanding. B.O.N.D is beginning to spread its wings. Warms the cockles of my heart tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46948>>46949 >>46950

>>46935

>stripe him of mod powers I say

AHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T DO IT HERTS SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE PE SHE'S NOT HUMAN


08d2e6 (752)  No.46949>>46951 >>46956

>>46948

>humans

>liking pe

tbh state sponsored paedophilia is wrong lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46950>>46951 >>46953 >>46954 >>46956

>>46943

>Now you're just putting things in my mouth

It's cute when you slip up like this tbh :^)

>>46944

Yeah it's dumb tbh, we should start at 6/7

>>46945

I'm one of the youngest in my year too tbh

>>46948

We all know she's an ayy lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.46951>>46958 >>46963

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going for a quick jog/druidic meditation/planning sesh at the local bog tbh

>>46946

>>46945

>not being born in the icy grip of winter

weaklings tbh

>>46947

tbf we're just crossposting

>>46949

gotta get /fit/ tbh

>>46950

smh end state sponsored education except for trade schools


08d2e6 (752)  No.46952

>>46925

cba to do it now fuck it


08d2e6 (752)  No.46953>>46958 >>46963

>>46946

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhI wasn't actually the youngest, someone was born right before the cut off date.

>>46950

*coughs loudly*


08d2e6 (752)  No.46954>>46958

>>46950

I mean every word I say, where did I slip?

>>46944

Russians start at 7 I believe but they do school-tier shit in the kindergarden. You already write exams and stuff like that. So entering 1st grade you can already write read and count. Also I remember being able to read german words so I suppose they do that too but I can't confirm that, maybe my mum taught me that by herself.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46956>>46963

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>46950

>We all know she's an ayy lad

True. Good she hasn't gotten to you yet. 👽👽👽👽👽 tbh.

>>46949

Oh…


08d2e6 (752)  No.46957>>46960 >>46961

>>46955

>>46955

>>46955

>>46955

>>46955

>>46955

>>46955

mmm


08d2e6 (752)  No.46958>>46960 >>46967 >>46972 >>47048

>>46951

It's fine so long as the government isn't malicious tbh

>>46953

*helps you by hitting you on the back*

>>46954

You should've said 'words' rather than 'things' tbh

You kind of implyed sexual stuff.I was just teasing you lass, don't worry


08d2e6 (752)  No.46959

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08d2e6 (752)  No.46960>>46962 >>46972

>>46957

What was it lad?

>>46958

*coughs even louder*


08d2e6 (752)  No.46961>>46972

>>46957

How did you deny her? Did she delete the post?


08d2e6 (752)  No.46962>>46965

>>46960

*lets you die because clearly you're fucked*


08d2e6 (752)  No.46963>>46965

>>46951

>winter

On the cusp of both tbh lad.

>>46953

>looking like a child in comparison to the rest of the yeargroup

Kek

>>46956

Uhuh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46964

>>46922

kek, you are truly a shitposting master lad lmao


08d2e6 (752)  No.46965>>46968

>>46962

*wonders if you haven't realised why he's coughing*

>>46963

Ackshually my voice broke at 13 and I had sideburns by 14 smh smh tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46966>>46974

>>46939

Those are some small bbcs smh

The Big Black Kang is dissapointed.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46967>>46968

>>46958

I read it that way too tbh lad, but Im old and twisted. Smh whats your excuse?


08d2e6 (752)  No.46968>>46969 >>46970

>>46965

I know lad

Just wondering why you're posting getting involved tbh

>>46967

Lad I'm 17


08d2e6 (752)  No.46969>>46977

>>46968

thats precisely my point lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46970>>46977

>>46968

puritan tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.46971>>46975

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>Being a Christcuck

>Following a foreign religion that enslaved and killed your ancestors

>Not going out into the forest to commune with your ancestors

>Not remembering your past lives

>Not being a superior autist

smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.46972>>46973 >>46977

>>46958

Nonce.

>>46960

;^)

>>46961

yes tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.46973


08d2e6 (752)  No.46974

>>46966

Your ancestors probably exiled them from your lands exactly for that reasons many years ago, m'kang.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46975>>46979

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>>46934

*saves*

>>46971

>tfw neurotypical christcuck

>tfw varg's tribe will try to purge me from the future evropean genepool


08d2e6 (752)  No.46976>>46978

why dont poor people just eat peanut butter


08d2e6 (752)  No.46977>>46978 >>46984

>>46969

Weren't you like this at 17?

>>46970

Well fair enough, but I think everyone getting involved scares her off tbh

>>46972

I'm nine bloody days older lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.46978>>46980

>>46976

Because shopping at iceland is cheaper?

>>46977

Barbosa lewdposted, you don't want to be Barbosa do you? Not a very moral thing to do


08d2e6 (752)  No.46979>>46983

>>46975

That's OK. The Golden One is a true friend to all proud sons of Makedon and will protect you as long as thou art glorious and juicy.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46980>>46992

>>46978

This is hardly the same thing tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.46981>>47015

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Devilish tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.46982>>46986

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>tfw no gf


08d2e6 (752)  No.46983>>46985

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>>46979

>glorious and juicy.

Better start working out then smh. You gotta lift big to get big t. Jesus.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46984>>46988 >>46991

>>46977

at 17 I was doing Maths Chemistry Physics and History a levels lad, I was still a nerd

at 18 I was worse, or the same just with much looser morals because libertarianism


08d2e6 (752)  No.46985>>46987

>>46983

tbh lifting to get testosterone is a memi

there are far greater ways to get it


08d2e6 (752)  No.46986>>46990

>>46982

My life goal is to mate with her and post pictures of the encounter for you to see.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46987>>46989

>>46985

>pinning steroids.jpg


08d2e6 (752)  No.46988>>46993

>>46984

Well lad I'm hardly a chad and I do try and be moral irl but I'm not autistic enough to be like Dorset (no bully tbh)


08d2e6 (752)  No.46989>>46993

>>46987

>roids

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


08d2e6 (752)  No.46990>>46993

>>46986

too late


08d2e6 (752)  No.46991>>46993

>>46984

I got a gf and my grades collapsed smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.46992

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08d2e6 (752)  No.46993>>46995 >>46996 >>46998

>>46990

>too late

How so?

>>46991

You are doing girlfriends wrong then lad.

>>46989

But shrivelled penises and anger issues are cool. Get swole tbh.

>>46988

thats fair tbh lad, I was just after something to wind you up about, kek.


08d2e6 (752)  No.46994>>46997

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Fuck Palestine tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.46995>>47000

>>46993

Oh i was doing them I just kept sneaking out of lessons to do it smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.46996

>>46993

kek alright lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.46997

>>46994

*tunnels under your house and kills you with a bottle rocket*


08d2e6 (752)  No.46998>>47002

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>>46993

im closer to her than you


08d2e6 (752)  No.46999

trips for dead bullies


08d2e6 (752)  No.47000>>47007

>>46995

>tfw skipping lessons at the bottom of the field

>Tfw ywn hang out with your friends at the bottom of the fielding drinking knock off coke and listening to music from a shitty portable speaker

WHERE DID IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


08d2e6 (752)  No.47001>>47003

Nother trips to confirm


08d2e6 (752)  No.47002>>47006

>>46998

How many degrees of seperation though? Does it go:

>dorset - mutual dorset friend - moonface woman?

If not, its on tbh lad *fires up 'Construction Entrepeneur' dating profiles*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47003>>47004

>>47001

CUCKED


08d2e6 (752)  No.47004>>47005

>>47003

*weeps*

BASED TORY LANDSLIDE EVERYWHERE

I'm joining them and sailing the blue wave tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47005>>47008

>>47004

*votes labour to counter you*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47006>>47009

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>>47002

no tbh

you leave her alone or I'll batter the fuck out of you


08d2e6 (752)  No.47007

>>47000

>portable speaker

AHHHH THE NOSTALGIA IS TOO STRONG

>ywn again share rollies that you bought for 50p from year 11's with your mates while climbing the fence at the back of the field to bunk off and buy weed

reeeeeeeeeeee


08d2e6 (752)  No.47008

>>47005

*takes away your benefits so you die and I get to run unopposed*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47009>>47010 >>47012

>>47006

*dusts off 'French-heritage European Sales Manager' Facebook account* Lets see now…


08d2e6 (752)  No.47010

>>47009

too late..


08d2e6 (752)  No.47011

1945 to 1970; the Tories averaged a vote share of around 50 per cent (even higher if support for the Protestant Party is included).

1971 to 1979; the party averaged 32.5 per cent of the vote share, and was becoming increasingly concentrated in the more affluent, southern parts of the city.

1980 to 1989; under Thatcher, the average vote share was just shy of 20 per cent.

1990 to 2015, the average vote share plummets to 6.3 per cent.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47012>>47014 >>47017

>>47009

Have a pic of your van from the side, lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47013

Might vote LibDem in the General election afterall lasses


08d2e6 (752)  No.47014>>47016 >>47017

>>47012

have a pic of the license plate lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47015>>47018

>>46981

That's what women look like when they don't file their horns down tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47016

>>47014

Nah, post that, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47017>>47019

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>>47014

>>47012

Ive already posted it, here you go lad.

Number plate is GCHQ V4N


08d2e6 (752)  No.47018>>47023 >>47037

>>47015

It's so intimidating when their horns are bigger than mine


08d2e6 (752)  No.47019>>47021

>>47017

Thanks, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47020>>47024 >>47025

What's the political landscape in your area lads? Tory strongholds?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47021>>47022 >>47026

>>47019

**if you want to earn a

your Employee of The Month bonus its a Transit custom 350 2005 in white.**:^)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47022

>>47021

reeeee I know I formatted that right, what the fuck chodesmankey


08d2e6 (752)  No.47023>>47026 >>47027

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>>47018

>not liking big horns

Don't be gay lad…


08d2e6 (752)  No.47024>>47027

>>47020

Green strongold tbh lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47025>>47030

>>47020

Tory stronghold, UKIP came second last time and Labour came fifth or sixth.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47026>>47031

>>47023

I think he's fine as long as they're not bigger than his, lass.

>>47021

Thanks, lad. I need the money


08d2e6 (752)  No.47027>>47031

>>47023

Oh I like big horns they just make me feel like less of a man when they're bigger than my horns smh

Maybe that's why my gfs get stolen by big black bulls smh

>>47024

You going to help their

SURGE

lass?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47028>>47029 >>47033

going to bed tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47029

>>47028

Night, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47030

>>47025

Sounds like a dream. Just found out UKIP may not be standing for MP here smdh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47031>>47034

>>47026

No problem lad :^)

>>47027

Based Accelerationism. Nah Ill Mosley-vote until the gulags happen.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47032>>47035

Mad Men is getting a bit ridiculous now. It's just trying to under mine the social mores of golden age America.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47033

>>47028

Night lassie.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47034>>47036

>>47031

how do you vote without an address?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47035

>>47032

All American dramas go like this

>Happy family

>You suddenly see cracks

>Dad does something

>Wife is angry and depressed so gets fucked by someone else and they get divorced

>Seems like it's going to get repaired but never does

>Everyone has sex really easily and quickly and it doesn't mean anything it's just a bucking

>No love making

>No serious emotions

FUCK OFF YOU FORMULAIC FAGGOTS


08d2e6 (752)  No.47036>>47038 >>47040

>>47034

Friends/relatives addresses. Still registered at my teenage-years rental house so Ill probably re-register there tbh and ask the current occupants for my polling card. Worked for Brexit tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47037>>47039

>>47018

Get on a diet of egg-shells and they will grow wild, but they may make you look like a ruffian


08d2e6 (752)  No.47038

>>47036

if that doesnt work the an Amazon locker or PO box.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47039

>>47037

So long as my point don't get dulled I'm willing to try anything smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47040

>>47036

Nice one lad, if they use underhand tactics so can we


08d2e6 (752)  No.47041>>47042 >>47043

Anybody got any beer recommendations? Im going shopping.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47042>>47045

>>47041

What sort you looking for?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47043>>47045

>>47041

The milk from a big fat slags tit boiled with Pedigree lass


08d2e6 (752)  No.47044

*poos in the loos*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47045>>47046

>>47042

Pale Ale, Euro lager that isnt shit, amber, golden, bottled beer - anything thats not stout, porter or stella.

>>47043

>pedigree

based Marstons tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47046>>47051

>>47045

Hmmm, fuck I generally just drink what isn't carling tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47047>>47049 >>47052 >>47054

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*makes very interesting post*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47048>>47053

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>>46958

>being a pervert

>again

Hey Herts, I found out a funny thing today, do you know on which day the world refugee day is?

June 20


08d2e6 (752)  No.47049>>47059

>>47047

*pretends that I get it*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47050

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Has thou taken The Glorious Pill™ true friends?

Art thou worthy of being a proud son of mother EVROPA?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47051>>47066

>>47046

>not carling

Im always annoyed that a british beer can be as utterly shite as carling. Its like fosters or Castelmaine xxxx but much worse.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47052>>47059

File (hide): f039443e2ef2c6d⋯.png (693.64 KB, 1600x1242, 800:621, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47047

*Corrects your grammar and spelling*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47053>>47056 >>47057

File (hide): 92c0153c52e6c36⋯.jpg (48.34 KB, 480x296, 60:37, spongegar.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47048

*posts normalfag memi*

>pervert

smh I was just teasing you it's fine

>June 20 is world refugee day

Fucking hell why do they ruin perfectly good days with this shit reeeeeeeeee


08d2e6 (752)  No.47054>>47059

File (hide): a5e9ed520bd9717⋯.png (9.21 KB, 418x408, 209:204, thumbs up.png) (h) (u)

>>47047

*agrees with you*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47055

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lkJFvbEwSs

imagine being so beta that you allow the show youre on to be called this


08d2e6 (752)  No.47056>>47064

>>47053

Don't worry lass when you and dafty get married it'll be a day to remember for better reasons :^)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47057>>47064 >>47066

File (hide): 6f950c9ff3a9ba5⋯.jpg (138.87 KB, 1024x942, 512:471, 1446033646359.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47053

I'm not happy either, It's my dads birthday as well inb4 implying lewd things. Found out today, we had to attend an "artistic gallery depicting the refugee crisis in photographic format", speak there was a hall with giant photos of poor immigrants everywhere. Took some pictures because some of them are top banter. Anyway it went as you'd expected it to go but at this point I can't even get properly mad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47058>>47060 >>47064 >>47068

Two lovers called dafty and herts

They like to grab eacho others parts

For this post I'll get banned

don't worry lad it's grande

Cause I'm a natural born shitposter *farts*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47059>>47063

>>47049

*asks for your opinion on the topic*

>>47052

2smart4whole images tbh

>>47054

thanks lass


08d2e6 (752)  No.47060>>47061

File (hide): b3316d97f76ecb7⋯.jpg (253.29 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 1446262282760.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47058

doesn't even rhyme lmao

>eacho

wew lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47061>>47065

>>47060

Yes it does lass

Sorry for typos I'm eating popadoms and lasagne smh

>points out everything is wrong except for that they are lovers

wew


08d2e6 (752)  No.47062>>47078 >>47088

File (hide): 9482ef0af48f49f⋯.png (1.13 MB, 900x1600, 9:16, 1471177900941.png) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47063

>>47059

*implicates that your romantic partner sleeps with nubians*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47064

>>47056

>>47058

>

>>47057

>at this point I can't even get properly mad

Yeah I know what you mean, I just can't be bothered to be properly outraged by it anymore. I just get depressed by it all tbh and my resentment towards the yids only grows.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47065>>47067 >>47069 >>47070

>>47061

>herts

>parts/farts

where is the rhyme I can't see it


08d2e6 (752)  No.47066>>47071

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>47051

did some test costing at asda, comes out as minimum £50, realistically £60-70 for water and a reasonably healthy diet every 28 days.

Not going to asda, buying in bulk, taking advantage of jewish tricks etc may reduce realistic cost to £50 or below.

If Universal Credit can be claimed for the venture then food, water, internet etc could easily be supported at the £240 I get currently.

Setting up the venture as an actual business would allow claiming the entrepreneur handout too. Job Centre on Wednesday so I'll find out then.

>>47057

You've got to get mad!


08d2e6 (752)  No.47067>>47073 >>47075

>>47065

Herts is pronounced like "hearts" lass. Have you bean pronouncing it like hurts?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47068

File (hide): 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 1472836330643.png) (h) (u)

>>47058

>parts

> *farts*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47069>>47073

>>47065

Say Herts like hearts and it works lass.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47070

>>47065

We pronounce Herts as 'Harts'.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47071

>>47066

Learn to Meal Prep lad, might reduce costs - look on reddit tbh. Brilliant work though, thats promising.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47072

File (hide): 3b22315b299228b⋯.jpg (47.97 KB, 288x798, 48:133, 1460862625252.jpg) (h) (u)

The Jew fears the Samurai!


08d2e6 (752)  No.47073>>47082

>>47067

>>47069

yeah I suppose I pronounced it from Hertfordshire and I don't say "Heartfordshire" but with a lot of closed eyes I suppose it works. Good one, write another for me so I can steal it I need one for school.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47074>>47077 >>47086

File (hide): f6d48f6123be70a⋯.png (425.67 KB, 727x457, 727:457, wewlads.png) (h) (u)

Hail Herts lads!


08d2e6 (752)  No.47075>>47079 >>47080

>>47067

>Have you bean pronouncing it like hurts?

What kind of retard would do that?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47076

INCONSISTENT SLEEP TIED TO IDIOCY

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/04/170424101239.htm

>Skimping on sleep, followed by "catch-up" days with long snoozes, is tied to worse cognition -- both in attention and creativity – in young adults, in particular those tackling major projects, Baylor University researchers have found.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47077>>47086

>>47074

THEY'RE NOT EVEN JAPANESE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47078

File (hide): db3d5d774370b91⋯.jpg (66.35 KB, 517x650, 517:650, 1471958324693.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47062

>tries to have sex

>doesn't get off

What a faggot.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47079>>47085

>>47075

no one noticed the cytube jingle tho?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47080>>47083 >>47087 >>47090

File (hide): b8eeddb7011e6ba⋯.jpg (4.59 KB, 290x174, 5:3, laffin.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47075

>people ITT have actually been pronouncing it as 'Herts'

daftie gets off because she's foreign but top kek


08d2e6 (752)  No.47081>>47084 >>47089 >>47107

File (hide): 8f5a3e9e13a28b2⋯.jpg (2.5 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, 20170424_135612.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): ed13414cd8756c7⋯.jpg (2.58 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20170424_135641.jpg) (h) (u)

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File (hide): ee56fbb3bbda464⋯.jpg (2.48 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20170424_151004.jpg) (h) (u)

some of the pics


08d2e6 (752)  No.47082

>>47073

Lass it's pronounced Hertfordshire as in Hartfordshire too

There once was a girl who was coy

Because of an imageboard boy

They flirt in discord

But just praise the LORD

'Cause they can't meet at the Savoy


08d2e6 (752)  No.47083

>>47080

England is a foreign country smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47084>>47092

>>47081

>rare picture of the bumbumkang with his royal cloak


08d2e6 (752)  No.47085>>47095

>>47079

I did, lad. That's how I pronounce it in my head


08d2e6 (752)  No.47086>>47091 >>47092 >>47094 >>47095

File (hide): fac89b1a083be0c⋯.png (282.49 KB, 637x352, 637:352, wooooo.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 4fd1f96e41eb3d9⋯.png (335.81 KB, 728x402, 364:201, kiss2.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 260f3a3155c5568⋯.png (365.79 KB, 725x437, 725:437, kiss3.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 74809edc482bdb3⋯.png (354.86 KB, 727x523, 727:523, kiss4.png) (h) (u)

>>47074

I just said Hail Herts…

>>47077

>implying you don't want me to be the tallk blond one and you to be the little lamb


08d2e6 (752)  No.47087>>47094

>>47080

In the posh(er) bits of sussex its all said at the same pitch, like heurdfurdshure.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47088

>>47062

>>>/cuteboys/337073


08d2e6 (752)  No.47089

File (hide): 064f85085253fe3⋯.jpg (112.87 KB, 720x960, 3:4, dog vomit.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47081

Modern "art" is terrible anyway but this is just disgusting


08d2e6 (752)  No.47090>>47095 >>47096 >>47099 >>47116

File (hide): 5d2d60e9adf075a⋯.jpg (68.47 KB, 1300x915, 260:183, wymyn stronk.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47080

in what language is an e an ah?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47091

>>47086

*tall


08d2e6 (752)  No.47092>>47100 >>47102 >>47112

>>47084

yeah it's the kang of kangs

>>47086

I TOLD YOU TO USE THE SPOILER


08d2e6 (752)  No.47093>>47097 >>47107 >>47119 >>47137

Who am I missing, lads?

Neo

Leon

Daftie

Pembs

Welshlad

Herts

Anprim

Britposter

Lamb

TBBK

Vanlad

Druidlad

Barbosa

Dorsetlad

Waifuposter

notGCHQ

Imperium


08d2e6 (752)  No.47094>>47098 >>47109

>>47086

Spoiler that lad

>>47087

Weird


08d2e6 (752)  No.47095>>47098

>>47085

*Pronounces it wrong on purpose*

>>47090

Welcome to English English lass

>>47086

DELET THIS


08d2e6 (752)  No.47096

File (hide): e1ed3ce99f2aaaa⋯.jpg (14.4 KB, 270x202, 135:101, ok.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47090

English

Great language innit


08d2e6 (752)  No.47097>>47117

Israel unveils new narrative, "allies didn't do enough for jews in WW2".

Netanyahu -- Four Million Lives Would’ve Been Saved If Allies Had Bombed Death Camps Immediately

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/04/24/netanyahu-in-holocaust-speech-four-million-lives-wouldve-been-saved-if-allies-had-bombed-death-camps-when-they-found-out/

>>47093

I like how there's a massive gap between us and the rest of this rabble :^)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47098>>47101 >>47121


08d2e6 (752)  No.47099>>47116

>>47090

The 'Home counties' probably lass.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47100>>47104 >>47108

>>47092

Two qtboys kissing doesn't deserve a spoiler tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47101>>47103

>>47098

*deletes you*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47102>>47116

>>47092

One where the accent makes an a sound similar to an e so the lad who writes it down puts e smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47103>>47105 >>47106

File (hide): da2f7f40c4b3825⋯.png (254.51 KB, 601x337, 601:337, woooooooooo.png) (h) (u)

>>47101

*deletes your trousers*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47104>>47111


08d2e6 (752)  No.47105>>47113


08d2e6 (752)  No.47106>>47113

>>47103

>still doesn't spoiler

2 strikes


08d2e6 (752)  No.47107>>47114

File (hide): 541824e69e2865d⋯.png (195.86 KB, 1287x768, 429:256, 671799481976fd767933310ee5….png) (h) (u)

>>47093

>tfw near the bottom

bullying

>>47081

>checks exif data and uses it to dox you


08d2e6 (752)  No.47108>>47111

>>47100

I told him at the very beginning that he can post them under a spoiler, and he said yes, but then he COMES BACK EVERY TIME AND DOES THE OPPOSITE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47109>>47116 >>47118

>>47094

Its like Hooray-Henry tier recieved-pronunciation but as if the speaker was taught it by an intoxicated teacher. Weird is right tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47110

They won't admit their relationship lads


08d2e6 (752)  No.47111>>47115 >>47118 >>47124

>>47104

(3)

>>47108

Why so upset though, lass?

Are you a control freak?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47112>>47128

>>47092

Pronounce cholmondeley lass


08d2e6 (752)  No.47113>>47127

File (hide): 6b993eb557330fd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 345.45 KB, 724x470, 362:235, verylewd.png) (h) (u)

>>47105

MY CUTE LITTLE LAMB

>>47106

Okay sorry!


08d2e6 (752)  No.47114>>47120 >>47122

>>47107

ahhhhh somebody had to be at the bottom, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47115>>47123

>>47111

>3 posts

>trips

>1+1+1 = 3

THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN


08d2e6 (752)  No.47116>>47139

File (hide): cfb3ebf720f5cc8⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1250x788, 625:394, burden.png) (h) (u)

>>47090

>>47099

>>47102

>>47109

BUCKLE UP LADS I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO DROP THE E-BOMB (ENGLISH BOMB)

it takes like 10 minutes to recite smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47117

File (hide): a54af724b221156⋯.png (114.51 KB, 2000x1845, 400:369, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47097

>I like how there's a massive gap between us and the rest of this rabble :^)

Only being proper, lass


08d2e6 (752)  No.47118

>>47109

When I say it personally it sounds a tad aristocratic tbh because my accent is weirdly posh.

>>47111

I predict that you will be a (4) next


08d2e6 (752)  No.47119>>47122 >>47131 >>47133

>>47093

Cymru

Dorset

(((Israelflag if he counts but I gues not)))

yourself

second imperium

Eugeneposter


08d2e6 (752)  No.47120

File (hide): 36b77d9a045e829⋯.jpg (43.91 KB, 709x765, 709:765, It never ends.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47114

>ywn be 22st's bottomboi


08d2e6 (752)  No.47121>>47126

>>47098

>Sorry

Your sorry means literally nothing you said sorry the last time


08d2e6 (752)  No.47122>>47129 >>47133

File (hide): de477e47ad95d60⋯.jpg (364.21 KB, 840x720, 7:6, love.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47114

Thanks for putting me at the top lad.

>>47119

Is there a difference between Cymru and Welshlad? I thought they were the same person.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47123

>>47115

HAIL THE TRIPS


08d2e6 (752)  No.47124>>47134

>>47111

it's really mean when someone promises one thing and does the other


08d2e6 (752)  No.47125>>47130

File (hide): 356f98fbfdca559⋯.jpg (235.55 KB, 538x707, 538:707, Triss.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 41cefd134593ac7⋯.png (705.56 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, irwwoz.png) (h) (u)

Yennefer or Triss, true friends?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47126>>47130

>>47121

It's fine lass he won't be allowed here soon anyway


08d2e6 (752)  No.47127>>47140

>>47113

*flees*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47128>>47132

>>47112

pfroar

I don't know what that means

Khoh-mon-deh-ley or -dley


08d2e6 (752)  No.47129

>>47122

lass no


08d2e6 (752)  No.47130>>47135 >>47142

>>47125

The redhead looks superior tbh.

>>47126

But we need his unique ID lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47131

>>47119

fuck you got dorset sorry

I swear I forgot someone


08d2e6 (752)  No.47132>>47136

>>47128

It's an English name lass.

you should've done a vocaroo tbh and it's pronounced chumley


08d2e6 (752)  No.47133

>>47119

Thanks, lass.

>>47122

C-completely coincidental.

Cymru and Welshlad are two different people, yeah.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47134>>47138

File (hide): 9b6577803eeb452⋯.png (135.59 KB, 640x360, 16:9, flanders1-1.png) (h) (u)

>>47124

But that's just life, lass. People are shitty and unreliable.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47135>>47141

>>47130

What about now?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47136>>47145 >>47149

File (hide): ad5e20a911a73a4⋯.jpg (8.25 KB, 248x233, 248:233, asmuga.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47132

But then my manly voice will be revealed and everyone will know I'm a 40 year old dude


08d2e6 (752)  No.47137>>47144

>>47093

Tavistock poster.

You should become a pretty girl lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47138

>>47134

You called Alberto shitty and unreliable. Your words.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47139>>47146 >>47161

File (hide): 1b78114b75b33fb⋯.png (859.67 KB, 866x534, 433:267, 578358.png) (h) (u)

>>47116

It's nearly impossible to do properly smh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FmRanSPlMt

Dearest creature in creation,

Study English pronunciation.

I will teach you in my verse

Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.

I will keep you, Suzy, busy,

Make your head with heat grow dizzy.

Tear in eye, your dress will tear.

So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,

Dies and diet, lord and word,

Sword and sward, retain and Britain.

(Mind the latter, how it's written.)

Now I surely will not plague you

With such words as plaque and ague.

But be careful how you speak:

Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;

Cloven, oven, how and low,

Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,

Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,

Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,

Exiles, similes, and reviles;

Scholar, vicar, and cigar,

Solar, mica, war and far;

One, anemone, Balmoral,

Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;

Gertrude, German, wind and mind,

Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,

Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.

Blood and flood are not like food,

Nor is mould like should and would.

Viscous, viscount, load and broad,

Toward, to forward, to reward.

And your pronunciation's OK

When you correctly say croquet,

Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,

Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour

And enamour rhyme with hammer.

River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,

Doll and roll and some and home.

Stranger does not rhyme with anger,

Neither does devour with clangour.

Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,

Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,

Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,

And then singer, ginger, linger,

Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,

Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,

Nor does fury sound like bury.

Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.

Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.

Though the differences seem little,

We say actual but victual.

Refer does not rhyme with deafer.

Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.

Mint, pint, senate and sedate;

Dull, bull, and George ate late.

Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,

Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,

Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.

We say hallowed, but allowed,

People, leopard, towed, but vowed.

Mark the differences, moreover,

Between mover, cover, clover;

Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,

Chalice, but police and lice;

Camel, constable, unstable,

Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,

Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.

Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,

Senator, spectator, mayor.

Tour, but our and succour, four.

Gas, alas, and Arkansas.

Sea, idea, Korea, area,

Psalm, Maria, but malaria.

Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.

Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,

Dandelion and battalion.

Sally with ally, yea, ye,

Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.

Say aver, but ever, fever,

Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.

Heron, granary, canary.

Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.

Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.

Large, but target, gin, give, verging,

Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.

Ear, but earn and wear and tear

Do not rhyme with here but ere.

Seven is right, but so is even,

Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,

Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,

Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation --- think of Psyche!

Is a paling stout and spikey?

Won't it make you lose your wits,

Writing groats and saying grits?

It's a dark abyss or tunnel:

Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,

Islington and Isle of Wight,

Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough ---

Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?

Hiccough has the sound of cup.

My advice is to give up!!!*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47140>>47143

File (hide): 5f3639e9e03246d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 138.81 KB, 699x685, 699:685, 1492037679954.jpg) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47141>>47152

>>47135

Still really dull tbh, she's not my type. And her nose is wonky. And she's wearing a devil pendant.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47142>>47147

>>47130

Posters are more than numbers. Your attitude is communist smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47143>>47146

>>47140

Now I understand why the Irish are called niggers


08d2e6 (752)  No.47144>>47153

>>47137

Who are you, lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47145>>47148 >>47156

>>47136

I was wrong, looks like there might be a marriage at the Savoy :^)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47146>>47158

>>47143

Wish I had a ginger gf again to be honest.

>>47139

POSH

SOUTHERN

BASTARD


08d2e6 (752)  No.47147>>47150 >>47156 >>47180

>>47142

With Alberto and all the /politics/ posters on our side we might finally win our cold war with /brit/.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47148>>47180

File (hide): 7416310b912fd4d⋯.jpg (43.34 KB, 624x351, 16:9, nonce2.jpg) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47149>>47151 >>47156

File (hide): 706bb4c71eff2b2⋯.png (373.63 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1397949182887.png) (h) (u)

>>47136

I'm on to you, Dave, 43, who lives in a caravan at Land's end.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47150>>47155 >>47160

File (hide): bfc888402d624b5⋯.png (223.85 KB, 285x368, 285:368, 1464290818498.png) (h) (u)

>>47147

but they're cancer


08d2e6 (752)  No.47151>>47159

>>47149

I will probably do a vocaroo one day once my bastard friend returns my guitar


08d2e6 (752)  No.47152>>47160

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>>47141

OK fine but just so you know you have to marry Triss now and she is a manipulator and a liar who doesn't care about anyone but herself when things get really bad and she really cares about politics way too much and if she was in the real world her political equivalent would be a basic bitch liberal that wants to be nice to the refugees.

Yennefer however is eternally loyal and just wants to live in the countryside and have children.

Thou hast chosen poorly, true friend.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47153>>47154

>>47144

I'm your guardian angel lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47154>>47169

>>47153

You're not notGCHQ, are you?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47155>>47157 >>47159

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>>47150

>implying you're not


08d2e6 (752)  No.47156>>47160

>>47145

wewlad

>>47147

If anything it would be counterproductive tbh

Trust in my winning strategy tbh

>>47149

>Land's End

We already know he lives in Leicester smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47157

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>>47155

>implying you're not

nice /leftypol/ maymay


08d2e6 (752)  No.47158>>47162 >>47172

>>47146

it's not my fault I learned the queen's english by being abroad also i'm lower middle class at best REEEEEE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47159

File (hide): 1189fc601fb2c5e⋯.jpg (229.91 KB, 1600x1099, 1600:1099, Брат.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47151

Sure thing Dave… sure thing

>>47155

>lefty/pol memis

STALE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47160>>47164 >>47165 >>47168 >>47178

>>47150

But that's what the /brit/ mods said about us. We have to be better than them lass.

>>47152

If I was forced to I'd always marry the redhead girl over the dark foreigner. I like pictish aesthetics.

>>47156

Lad please, I know he's a faggot and a bit of a cunt but I'll miss him when he's gone.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47161>>47166

>>47139

POSH GANG


08d2e6 (752)  No.47162>>47166

>>47158

P O S H

S O U T H E R N

B A S T A R D


08d2e6 (752)  No.47163>>47167

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjyeG5s54VU

>shes redpilled on cities

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng


08d2e6 (752)  No.47164

>>47160

>But that's what the /brit/ mods said about us. We have to be better than them lass.

this


08d2e6 (752)  No.47165

>>47160

>If I was forced to I'd always marry the redhead girl over the dark foreigner. I like pictish aesthetics.

a bit racist tbqh but ok its your choice


08d2e6 (752)  No.47166>>47170 >>47186

>>47161

>>47162

I ONLY LEARNT TO ROLL R'S BECAUSE OF FRENCH AAAAAAAAAAAA


08d2e6 (752)  No.47167>>47174

>>47163

Take it easy it's just a video game


08d2e6 (752)  No.47168>>47175

>>47160

>We have to be better than them

Literally the argument in favour of more immigration tbh

>Lad please, I know he's a faggot and a bit of a cunt but I'll miss him when he's gone.

But he kicked us out. He sowed the wind, etc. What kind of precedent would it set if I let him back in?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47169>>47171

>>47154

There are at least seven anon posters here, stop accusing me of samefagging.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47170>>47177

>>47166

The Southern people's habit of not rolling their Rs is worrying tbh smdh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47171>>47179

>>47169

Who are you?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47172

>>47158

Dont worry lad you will be dropping you g's and h's after a few months on the land.

>stop bein a fuckin' moron like and 'elp me

Etcetera.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47173>>47176 >>47182

Okay lads. I will do some voice recordings in my London speak. What should I read out?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47174

File (hide): 0f92aabb6904781⋯.jpg (25.19 KB, 600x418, 300:209, cd3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47167

>it's just a video game

and the hagia sophia i just bricks stacked together

video games are my religion


08d2e6 (752)  No.47175>>47184 >>47185 >>47192

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>>47168

>Literally the argument in favour of more immigration tbh

But Alberto is British as far as I know so it's okay to let him in.

>What kind of precedent would it set if I let him back in?

A christian precedent of forgiveness. We must look to Christ for guidance in this matter.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47176>>47210

>>47173

Around the rugged rocks the rugged rascal ran


08d2e6 (752)  No.47177>>47181

>>47170

>insulting our dialect

roight Ill fuckin ave you know we speak propa over ere.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47178

>>47160

I don't have a moral duty to anything. It's would be nothing but I don't think he's actually able to just be a useful member of society (this board). But he only posts every four threads anyway so I can live with him just fine.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47179>>47193

>>47171

notGCHQ on my real IP


08d2e6 (752)  No.47180

>>47147

COLONISATION BEGINS NOW

>>47148

>teacher at college hints that he's in a relationship with someone older than him, and that it's a man

>calls Stephen Fry a disgusting paedo

weirdo tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47181>>47189

>>47177

*rolls my Rs at you*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47182

>>47173

oh please no I remember last time


08d2e6 (752)  No.47184>>47190

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>>47175

>A christian precedent of forgiveness.

Forgiveness does not come without repentance and the fact remains he played both sides (/politics/ posters and the women) against eachother for his amusement and banned everyone for his amusement. He will do it again. He has always powertripped and been a twat and will continue to do so. He is not repentent and will continue on as before.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47185>>47190 >>47192

>>47175

>Alberto is British

Nice memi

>A christian precedent of forgiveness. We must look to Christ for guidance in this matter.

That doesn't mean what you think it means. He clearly hasn't learnt his lesson. There is no forgiveness without repentance. Only then can I be merciful. I am doing my Christian duty by upholding justice tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47186

>>47166

It's ok lad, I roll my Rs as well.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47187>>47188

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>>47183

Inject yourself with squid stem cells


08d2e6 (752)  No.47188>>47191 >>47198

>>47187

>tfw all these posts are getting delted before I see them

HOW


08d2e6 (752)  No.47189

>>47181

urugh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47190>>47193 >>47199 >>47200 >>47201

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>>47184

We won't ever let him become a mod but we can redeem him into a good and entertaining poster.

>>47185

Please lad, I just want us to all be one happy family again.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47191

File (hide): 37c06ecfc0a007e⋯.jpg (60.31 KB, 1200x680, 30:17, rf34f34ff.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47188

>He doesn't have an 8chan platinum account


08d2e6 (752)  No.47192>>47195 >>47199

>>47175

I am British enough I think.

>>47185

Fuck off you big bigot bully.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47193>>47203

>>47179

Wew. Are you all our anons, lad?

>>47183

Read and study and get mentored, lass.

>>47190

>Please lad, I just want us to all be one happy family again.

Thiss


08d2e6 (752)  No.47194>>47199 >>47204

>tearing the board apart again

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is why I should be BO tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47195>>47196 >>47210

>>47192

>british

>enough

select one of the above.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47196>>47197 >>47206

>>47195

How would I differentiate you and Wessex lad in OC, lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47197>>47211

>>47196

I have a van tbh, and Im shorter.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47198>>47206 >>47208

>>47188

It was paedoshit tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47199>>47206 >>47209 >>47210

>>47190

You could say that about /brit/ tbh, we were together on /nbp/ for a couple of weeks at most, whereas we've been on this board for over a month now.

>>47192

>British enough

>enough

So you're not British enough

>>47194

>planning a coup

BO is not an easy job lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47200>>47209

>>47190

You weren't even that long of a /politics/ poster. To my knowledge about as much as Herts.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47201>>47205 >>47209

>>47190

>we can redeem him into a good and entertaining poster.

I've already explained this. He doesn't have to be a mod to ruin anything. He'll split us and try and get people to go on to a board he will make later on when he identifies a fracture point. It also does not even have to be Barbosa that becomes a mod or makes a new board. Could be someone else, and then he will try to be a mod. There's lots of ways he could do it.

And you say you won't make him a mod now, but what about after he's been here for several months and you have "redeemed him"? You will change your mind and he will push for it himself. You will fall for it as you are falling for it now.

Don't believe his lies.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47202>>47206 >>47207

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!


08d2e6 (752)  No.47203>>47211

>>47193

>Are you all of our anon posters?

No


08d2e6 (752)  No.47204>>47212 >>47217

>>47194

Do you want to be modded? You couldn't wait to be the Bongoland mod


08d2e6 (752)  No.47205

>>47201

so much this

Don't be naive lads, it's already happening.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47206>>47217

>>47196

Put one in a van

>>47198

wew thanks I don't want to see that

>>47199

tbh I'm saying it because I'm the most active OG /politics/ user and I'm quite active here, and well I'm good with power tbh tbh tbh tbh smh

>>47202

ROCK ME AMADEUS


08d2e6 (752)  No.47207

>>47202

W-what if Im not?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47208

>>47198

it wasn't


08d2e6 (752)  No.47209>>47214 >>47219

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>>47199

>>47201

Tbh I just want to use Alberto to set a precedent so that we can keep Leon.

>>47200

I was only there for a week or two but it was a happy time for me and I want to bring those feelings back.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47210>>47212 >>47216 >>47217

>>47176

Here we are, lad.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zJC2FrKIZQ

>>47195

>>47199

British.

>all these people pretending this is the successor to brit/politics/

It died with us. This is something new. Don't try to steal our board heritage and go full WE WUZ POLITICS N SHEIT lads.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47211>>47213 >>47222

>>47197

Do you style your druid beards or druid hoods differently?

>>47203

o-okay, lad. Just don't know who to trust


08d2e6 (752)  No.47212>>47223 >>47224 >>47225

>>47204

Yes, give me the power yesss bongoland?

>>47210

Tbh lad it LIVES ON IN ME


08d2e6 (752)  No.47213>>47215

>>47211

You can trust me lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47214>>47241

>>47209

This is weird. Because I was there for about as much but I didn't feel this strong connection you feeling. What am I doing wrong tell me.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47215>>47220 >>47229

>>47213

Alright, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47216>>47230

>>47210

You roll your Rs sufficiently lamb I commend you tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47217>>47229

>>47204

I could always unmod him tbh, he's only a mod there because he's always online unlike Pembs and 22

>>47206

Most active user isn't necessarily what you want tbh because then you can be too partisan.

>>47210

>Don't try to steal our board heritage and go full WE WUZ POLITICS N SHEIT lads.

I've never been one of the lot who pushed for this but we do have the /politics/ remnant tbh

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08d2e6 (752)  No.47218>>47223

cute cute cute

i like cute

hear my bum sing toot toot toot


08d2e6 (752)  No.47219>>47241

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>>47209

Also why do you want Leon so bad? Do you want his feminine dick?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47220>>47221

>>47215

Good lad. Do you know where mummy keeps her credit card?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47221>>47228

>>47220

On her person


08d2e6 (752)  No.47222>>47227

>>47211

Im a crypto-skinhead and wessex has mutton chops. thats another EotM bonus for you lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47223

>>47212

It lives on in our hearts, but not here. This place is fun but it's just not /politics/ though. I can live with that.

>>47218

Some of the posters are here, but it's not the same. It would be like Yanks claiming to be Native Americans because lots of them have that DNA within them.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W0HeGGpRqH


08d2e6 (752)  No.47224>>47226 >>47239

>>47212

A memi from /brit/ where discord was filtered into Bongo Bongo Land

me too tbh I love this board more than I ever loved /brit/


08d2e6 (752)  No.47225>>47230 >>47239

File (hide): 43b9c5b071bd254⋯.jpg (82.58 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, VERY_NASTY.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47212

>LIVES ON IN ME

When we got shoahd on Brit/pol/ I made a thread for us on /b/

The /politics/ BO saw us and invited us on to his board

I am the original creator of /politics/ that all /politics/ posters are descended from

I was also the most active poster on /politics/

I AM BRIT/POLITICS/

IT LIVES ON THROUGH ME

as long as waifuposter lives, brit/politics/ shall always live with me for i am it and it is me and wherever i go there too shall be /politics/


08d2e6 (752)  No.47226>>47231

>>47224

It's not 24/7 no fun we can play here and it's good


08d2e6 (752)  No.47227

>>47222

thanks, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47228

>>47221

Try to get hold of it lad. There are some purchases I want you to make.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47229>>47232

>>47215

Don't believe his lies

>>47217

>unmodding me

>implying I'm partisan

I only have good intentions thank you very much, you can demod me if you want. For I am without antagonism.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47230>>47234

>>47216

Thanks fam.

>>47225

AYO WE IS ALL BRIT POLITICS YO


08d2e6 (752)  No.47231>>47233 >>47235

>>47226

can you say that again, I don't get what you said


08d2e6 (752)  No.47232>>47239

>>47229

It's fine lad, you're a good mod.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47233>>47240

>>47231

We are allowed to relax here and do good boi and naughty boi deeds


08d2e6 (752)  No.47234>>47238

>>47230

now its all said and done

was the fun you had worth it? did you even get sex from HER out of it?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47235

>>47231

>It's not 24/7 no fun, we can play here and it's good.

Punctuation added.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47236>>47242

B

O

DOUBLE I AND ZEE

THAT'S WHAT I WANT INSIDE OF ME


08d2e6 (752)  No.47237

https://twitter.com/gilliana/status/764618633700110336?lang=en

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


08d2e6 (752)  No.47238>>47245

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08d2e6 (752)  No.47239

>>47232

*will remember this*

>>47225

*lightsabre duels you*

tbh you are the most og poster here guess, so you win those points.

>>47224

I used /brit/ for about a month and then I found this board, I barely ever go on /brit/ lol


08d2e6 (752)  No.47240>>47244

>>47233

Oh you say I'm a no fun allowed prick that ruins the funposting for everybody

Noted tbh sorry I really try not to because I like the shitposting here


08d2e6 (752)  No.47241>>47245 >>47247

File (hide): 63690522b1708e8⋯.jpg (214.91 KB, 410x720, 41:72, oooooo.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47214

It was just a fun community full of various odd but nice people. It was kind of like being a child again for a brief moment and getting to be truly playful and innocent with my posting.

>>47219

I like her posts and I feel bad for indirectly destroying her last outlet for politics discussion. Usually I don't like trannies but I think life has bullied her enough already without me joining in and we do need her +1 vote in elections and unique ID.

I just want to be nice.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47242>>47246

>>47236

booze? me too lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47243

File (hide): c5f4ff11619f435⋯.gif (563.69 KB, 264x264, 1:1, bibblecube.gif) (h) (u)

BIBBLE CUBE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47244

>>47240

Roo? Why is everyone replying to things weirdly? Did 8ch fuck up? And no lass I'm saying it is fun here whereas /brit/ or /pol/ won't let memis grow and develop but instead nip them in the bud smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47245>>47254

File (hide): f20c2c897fb2b3b⋯.jpg (65.92 KB, 700x366, 350:183, 3512789-2144546566-palpc.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47238

another thing i hate about you is you always post reaction images that are vague and leave that as your only response so no one ever quite knows wtf you mean

it doesnt help peoples opinions of you

twisty turny and tricksy words from false barbosa who has no honour

>>47241

if you wish to recreate politics here you cant they cant handle it

do you even know how much i restrain myself on here

these normalfags could not handle pure /politics/


08d2e6 (752)  No.47246>>47248

>>47242

BOIIZ


08d2e6 (752)  No.47247>>47254

>>47241

>It was kind of like being a child again for a brief moment and getting to be truly playful and innocent with my posting.

maybe it's what I feel now here, because the /brit/ moderation would completely not allow it.

>I like her posts and I feel bad for indirectly destroying her last outlet for politics discussion.

you objectively didn't do that, there were many factors and we are about the smallest

What's with you and unique IDs? Is this an evil plot?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47248>>47249 >>47251

File (hide): 60e2b259810b139⋯.png (4.84 KB, 319x312, 319:312, 1438618815645-1.png) (h) (u)

>>47246

uhm bit gay?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47249

>>47248

I'm not gay


08d2e6 (752)  No.47250

*unzips pants and reveals feminine penis*

you have to suck or youre a bigot tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47251

>>47248

He's the not gay king tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47252

*kiss*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47253>>47255 >>47256 >>47261 >>47272 >>47274 >>47282 >>47289

http://personality-testing.info/tests/OSRI/

Lads we should all take this test and determine truly whether we have GIRLS here we are true friends and mentally healthy.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47254>>47258

File (hide): 08675aa7f1457ab⋯.jpg (765.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, inception.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47245

Lad I have faith in them. They're good people.

>>47247

>you objectively didn't do that, there were many factors and we are about the smallest

I was one of the first to jump on /newbritpolitics/ when I heard it had been made and I think I paved the way for 22stone and pembs to set up camp there. So if I had stayed on /brit/ Alberto might not have tried to purge them and killed the board.

>What's with you and unique IDs? Is this an evil plot?

It is a bit of an evil plot, or maybe it's a good plot. If we managed to overtake /brit/ on the top board it would be serious banter, so to bring about that future we need more regulars who understand and appreciate our posting culture.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47255>>47257 >>47260 >>47283

>>47253

I second this idea. Please post screencap as well as plain text version of results in your reply.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47256>>47261

>>47253

>You use of this assessment should be for educational or entertainment purposes only.

>This is not psychological advice of any kind.

>Additionally, your responses to this questionnaire will be anonymously saved and possibly used for research or otherwise distributed

oh well


08d2e6 (752)  No.47257

>>47255

pls go away government operative

we are good boys who dindu nuffin stop spying on me OUJIHOIPJAS DHPU9IFAREGGRF EA9IDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KIUST ;LEAVE ME ALONE I DIDNT DO ANYTHIGN GO AEWAY GO AWAY GFO AEWUY908SA DGFIPUH9 DGEAH[IOGAED RFHIO[GFAE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47258>>47264 >>47282 >>47285

>>47254

Yeah but your own moral torment (which isn't even justified) shouldn't be the demise for /newbrit/.

>If we managed to overtake /brit/ on the top board it would be serious banter, so to bring about that future we need more regulars who understand and appreciate our posting culture.

Sounds tempting but I don't really care because we'll either surpass them by natural migration from /brit/ or not at all. And believe me the mods are bad but not as bad. So it's not happening unless something big occurs.

Also waifuposter makes a good argument. Have you ever actually visited /politics/ and seen what it's like? I could show you my "bark" screenshots.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47259>>47263

File (hide): ab16013b02d8149⋯.png (858.32 KB, 987x1231, 987:1231, basedaf.png) (h) (u)

ChooChooChoose one.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47260

>>47255

It just gives you a graff that says whether you're feminine or masculine tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47261>>47262 >>47268

File (hide): bd1757f5169c122⋯.png (32.62 KB, 366x330, 61:55, tbh.png) (h) (u)

>>47253

tbh

>>47256

Oh that's a shame


08d2e6 (752)  No.47262>>47264 >>47268

File (hide): 7a1f76bc27863a2⋯.png (4.75 KB, 360x319, 360:319, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47263>>47266

>>47259

>trying to bait out paedos with cunny memis

nice try

here's your (You)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47264>>47269

>>47258

>I don't really care because we'll either surpass them by natural migration from /brit/ or not at all.

This tbh, we should gain posters from /brit/ not /politics/. We already have most of /politics/ anyway so this like sacrificing 3 or 4 UIDs for potentially 10-20+ in the future. Not that it really matters tbh

>>47262

top kek lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47265>>47273

22st you forgot Shropshire


08d2e6 (752)  No.47266>>47270

File (hide): 16ba9dbfe2ae94b⋯.gif (1.51 MB, 425x481, 425:481, 1454713823220.gif) (h) (u)

>>47263

Yeah . . . bait.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47267>>47296

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

NIGE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47268>>47276 >>47280

File (hide): 999489e0f80a52c⋯.png (13.61 KB, 676x525, 676:525, result.png) (h) (u)

>>47262

>>47261

what does this mean

it says androgyny is healthy

so is undifferentiated bad?

should i become a tranny?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47269>>47276

>>47264

Just means i'm normal smh tbh smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47270

>>47266

I really do worry about you, as funny as you are.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47271>>47276 >>47278

I'll do the test later I'll gotta go


08d2e6 (752)  No.47272>>47304 >>47306

File (hide): 9ff1edcc12c0711⋯.png (215.31 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20170424-185548.png) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47273

>>47265

thanks, lass


08d2e6 (752)  No.47274>>47275 >>47282 >>47287 >>47289

File (hide): 0b8d9e24ff35885⋯.png (4.48 KB, 333x308, 333:308, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47253

based centrism


08d2e6 (752)  No.47275>>47280

>>47274

pembs confirmed girl


08d2e6 (752)  No.47276>>47277 >>47278

>>47268

No idea tbh

>>47269

Yeah, "normal" just like the yids want you to be tbh

>>47271

see you lass, off for din dins myself tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47277


08d2e6 (752)  No.47278

>>47276

have a nice dindins

>>47271

in a bit.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47279

can someone post a pic of a anime character with a cute face that is shy and is blushing i need it for reference


08d2e6 (752)  No.47280>>47285

File (hide): 27de8119861be9b⋯.jpg (70.77 KB, 250x236, 125:118, 1465124832340.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47275

wew

>>47268

did you just press neutral for a lot of questions or something?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47281>>47286

File (hide): 244aafa80d17152⋯.jpg (529.61 KB, 800x3030, 80:303, cuckolds.jpg) (h) (u)

Wish someone would black my kids smdh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47282>>47289 >>47295

File (hide): f9c8bbc84db9697⋯.png (35.24 KB, 651x628, 651:628, OSRI.png) (h) (u)

>>47253

>tfw androgynous

>>47258

I don't think having Leon around sometimes would hurt the board. She doesn't even post that often.

>>47274

Wew lass you're even more feminine than me.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47283

File (hide): 2a5f1ff307efd9f⋯.png (66.02 KB, 236x236, 1:1, 8r678679.png) (h) (u)

>>47255

it says i'm a cryptotrap, smh

"Your score for masculinity was 129.

Your score for femininity was 96.

According to Sandra Bem, high levels of both masculinity and femininity is androgyny and is psychologically healthy."

I bet that cunt's a feminist liberal


08d2e6 (752)  No.47284>>47295 >>47297

File (hide): a37707350278492⋯.jpg (60.38 KB, 1200x731, 1200:731, tbh----.JPG) (h) (u)

File (hide): 570af0569dcbccb⋯.jpg (61.65 KB, 976x924, 244:231, brit lass.JPG) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47285

>>47280

no i did either full agree or full disagree

most were disagree

>>47258

how long were you in /politics/?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47286>>47288

>>47281

kys

y

s


08d2e6 (752)  No.47287


08d2e6 (752)  No.47288>>47294

>>47286

You fear the BBC lad smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47289>>47290 >>47292 >>47293 >>47294 >>47295

File (hide): 28dd581c7aed7ef⋯.png (4.45 KB, 320x310, 32:31, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 8bc9b985adf1b3f⋯.png (12.21 KB, 508x486, 254:243, Mengele prick.png) (h) (u)

>>47253

>>47274

>>47282

I guess it's time for today's daily dose.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47290>>47291 >>47293

>>47289

>tfw the only one squarely in andro

hmmm


08d2e6 (752)  No.47291>>47297

>>47290

Oh… you want some as well, lass?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47292>>47302

>>47289

Fake and gay.

How many times did you retake it to get 'masculine', lass?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47293>>47297 >>47302

File (hide): 132e4843b0b4727⋯.jpg (458.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, brit feels.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47289

I can feel that six point masculinity lead fading away, smh.

>>47290

You have balanced your yin and yang lad. You're an ascended drvidic master.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47294>>47302

>>47288

Aye lad that licence fee is a bugger.

>>47289

You are the closest to me so far lass, which is worrying.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47295

>>47282

I think you got more feminine than me but more masculine as well

>>47284

wew

>>47289

smh I think I've had too much

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08d2e6 (752)  No.47296

File (hide): 9cda2117fa62c5a⋯.png (395.5 KB, 577x534, 577:534, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47267

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE CHAT IS SAFE AGAIN


08d2e6 (752)  No.47297>>47301 >>47302

>>47284

DANGER DANGER

>>47291

*pricks you*

I think you need a balancing agent tbh

>>47293

Who /balanced/ here?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47298>>47300 >>47301 >>47302 >>47303

File (hide): ce01f2290788364⋯.png (14.32 KB, 717x499, 717:499, daft tbh.PNG) (h) (u)

see i told you I'm not female


08d2e6 (752)  No.47299>>47304

File (hide): d9dd070ca8195b7⋯.png (2.88 KB, 371x309, 371:309, Capture.PNG) (h) (u)

I'll take it


08d2e6 (752)  No.47300>>47308

>>47298

>Your score for masculinity was 122.

>Your score for femininity was 109.

WEW


08d2e6 (752)  No.47301

File (hide): 0a5b479b75fb3a4⋯.jpg (152.09 KB, 711x570, 237:190, one with the force.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47297

>Who /balanced/ here?

/balanced/ is the true redpill.

>>47298

Ah, so you're genderfluid instead.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47302>>47305

File (hide): 6f91e656a291940⋯.png (21.36 KB, 616x468, 154:117, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47292

Once, lad

>>47293

Oh, I forgot to include those numbers. Good lass. We'll just take it slow at a few points every injection.

>>47294

>You are the closest to me so far lass, which is worrying.

What's that supposed to mean, lad….

>>47297

Please don't prick me lad reeee I worked hard for this testosterone.

>>47298

You're a feminine lad then?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47303>>47308

>>47298

Hmmm, you probably self-censored.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47304

>>47299

Lad are you me?

>>47272


08d2e6 (752)  No.47305>>47311

>>47302

Nowt tbh, that everyone else is a girlyboy. hmmmmmmm what did you think I meant?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47306>>47307

>>47272

WEIRD LAD, the only difference is you have one more point in masculine and one more point in feminine


08d2e6 (752)  No.47307>>47362

>>47306

maybe because Im a tiny bit older than you… Fucking weird lad. *high-fives my southern brother*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47308>>47312 >>47313 >>47324

File (hide): 064a1c4dc07b4a0⋯.png (1.37 KB, 301x28, 43:4, wtf.PNG) (h) (u)

>>47300

Yeah but I got trips on my masculinity

the test is bullshit because wtf is pic related

>>47303

No lad I manipulated it to be as feminine as possible so you'll keep believing the lie.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47309>>47310 >>47313

It's a trick tbh just as i said to the trannies real men don't take the test smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47310>>47321

File (hide): 7103e011e6a8171⋯.jpg (305.16 KB, 650x720, 65:72, smug boobs.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47309

You got androgynous too didn't you.

BumBum is a girlyboy.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47311>>47315 >>47316

>>47305

You don't want to be like me for some reason smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47312>>47324

>>47308

this what kind of question is that?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47313>>47317

File (hide): f539a582c438578⋯.png (4.31 KB, 407x29, 407:29, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47308

A SIGN OF WEAKNESS!!!

it asked this one twice as well lol

>>47309

>he got feminine

kek


08d2e6 (752)  No.47314>>47319 >>47362 >>47370

File (hide): 06fb1cd3e7533c4⋯.jpg (26.08 KB, 650x434, 325:217, 39film1.jpg.gallery.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw 22, hampshite, wessex and vanlad are the most manly


08d2e6 (752)  No.47315>>47321

File (hide): 431b2c4fbeb0cef⋯.jpg (291.15 KB, 610x707, 610:707, excellent.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47311

Were you planning OC earlier lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47316>>47321

>>47311

:( I like you lad dont say that


08d2e6 (752)  No.47317>>47318

>>47313

it was twice even I think said yes tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47318>>47319 >>47320 >>47325 >>47326 >>47327

>>47317

What happens if you put hell yeah on everything?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47319>>47322 >>47323

>>47318

I should find out

>>47314

herts as well no?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47320>>47323

>>47318

You get a knock on the door, sunshine.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47321>>47325 >>47331

File (hide): 3193e8b25d76c64⋯.png (405.59 KB, 523x513, 523:513, 1430407531330.png) (h) (u)

>>47310

>tfw we're a majority lass

>/brit/ has no lasses

And they call us homos

>>47316

Thanks, lad. I guess thinking you would say something like that isn't a masculine trait. I should be true to my masculine nature. *hugs you without feeling uncomfortable because I'm a masculine no homo man*

>>47315

Yeah, but it's going to take a while I'm afraid


08d2e6 (752)  No.47322>>47331

>>47319

I missed herts' post, yeah of course, hes the bloke at the front then.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47323>>47328

File (hide): b2f153ff4c386ec⋯.png (21.15 KB, 626x440, 313:220, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47324

>>47312

>>47308

>blood pressure is higher in men than in women at similar ages. After menopause, however, blood pressure increases in women to levels even higher than in men

http://hyper.ahajournals.org/content/37/5/1199


08d2e6 (752)  No.47325

>>47318

You'd probably end up near the middle again with lots of points distributed in everything.

>>47321

Don't worry lad, I can wait.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47326>>47329

File (hide): a37b681c73254a5⋯.png (15.51 KB, 358x420, 179:210, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47318

test because bored


08d2e6 (752)  No.47327>>47329

>>47318

i got hypertrap


08d2e6 (752)  No.47328


08d2e6 (752)  No.47329>>47330

>>47326

>>47327

I DID IT ALREADY SMH


08d2e6 (752)  No.47330>>47332

>>47329

but I did it too and I wanted to post it


08d2e6 (752)  No.47331

>>47322

reeeeee wrong flag

>>47321

*hugs you back*

>tfw constant banter doesnt seem to carry well into imageboards

Im just a sensitive bloke too lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47332>>47333 >>47334

>>47330

I wonder what happens if you say yes to one of the natural disaster questions and no to the other?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47333

>>47332

undifferentiated


08d2e6 (752)  No.47334

>>47332

>he didnt choose different answers before

Kek


08d2e6 (752)  No.47335

File (hide): bed1c7bea7c40a1⋯.jpg (83.49 KB, 447x499, 447:499, 1440685931885.jpg) (h) (u)

>he posted it in the /brit/ discord

lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47336>>47339

neutral is centrism right?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47337>>47338 >>47342 >>47343

File (hide): 0f33380ba8261de⋯.png (42.11 KB, 662x632, 331:316, THE GAY COMMUNITY.png) (h) (u)

lads


08d2e6 (752)  No.47338>>47341 >>47349

>>47337

So you're not a supreme gentleman then?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47339

>>47336

I imagine, or andro tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47340

TAIG LAWMAKERS ATTEMPT BREXIT STYMIE

http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN17Q1I2?il=0

>Ireland's High Court will consider next month whether it can hear a case from a British plaintiff seeking to decide if Britain's divorce from the European Union can be reversed.

>Judge Peter Kelly set a hearing for May 31 to decide whether an Irish court can hear a case against Brexit that campaigners hope will ultimately be referred to the European Court of Justice (ECJ) for a definitive ruling


08d2e6 (752)  No.47341

>>47338

I never was


08d2e6 (752)  No.47342

>>47337

Good lad, join the MAN club.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47343>>47344 >>47347

>>47337

well I was hoping you'd be gay


08d2e6 (752)  No.47344>>47345 >>47346


08d2e6 (752)  No.47345>>47348

>>47344

She just wants you to post your legs lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47346>>47348 >>47351

>>47344

no it's not ;^)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47347>>47352

>>47343

Why, lass?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47348

>>47345

Not happening again, lad

>>47346

It was tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47349>>47350 >>47351

>>47338

He probably is with that much unused testosterone.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47350>>47357

>>47349

>unused test

???


08d2e6 (752)  No.47351>>47357

File (hide): 677309b422d2bc0⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1242x1457, 1242:1457, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47346

smh typical homophobic Russian

>>47349

How do you activate your unused testosterone?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47352>>47354 >>47356 >>47364

>>47347

Because I want him to be happy with the fat autistic guy of his so that his business can prosper. Based free market.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47353

TORIES TO SWEEP WALES

http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN17Q1RB?il=0

>British Prime Minister Theresa May's Conservatives are on track to win the majority of parliamentary seats in Wales for the first time in more than 100 years, according to a YouGov poll published on Monday.

>The poll of 1,029 people for ITV and Cardiff University, carried out April 19-21 after May announced an early election would be held on June 8, projected the Conservatives would win 21 of the 40 seats in Wales, with Labour second on 15.

>That would see 10 seats switching from Labour to Conservative, compared with the last national election in 2015.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47354>>47355

>>47352

Don't be a bully lass


08d2e6 (752)  No.47355>>47356

File (hide): 3434506cde07f2b⋯.jpg (368.13 KB, 840x700, 6:5, 1440693408099.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47354

maybe you're right

sorry lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47356>>47358 >>47367

>>47352

Top kek.

>>47355

No bully him, lass. It helps establish his lore.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47357>>47361 >>47364

>>47350

All you do with it is cut yourself and fap to asians.

>>47351

Testosterone is only unused if you aren't working out or having sex tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47358>>47361

>>47356

Is that why you bully me lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47359

File (hide): a8f9c64dcbece07⋯.jpg (95.79 KB, 539x480, 539:480, 1426676764606.jpg) (h) (u)

I mean don't bully. Bullying is wrong


08d2e6 (752)  No.47360>>47363

MONSEUIR FRANCOIS HOLLANDE IMPLORES FROGS TO ABANDON GOD EMPRESS LEPEN

http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/idUKKBN17Q0LH

>France's outgoing president, Francois Hollande, on Monday urged people to back centrist Emmanuel Macron in a vote to choose his successor next month and reject far-right leader Marine Le Pen, whose place in the runoff represented a "risk" for France.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47361>>47372 >>47373 >>47383 >>47414

File (hide): c34c178bde4ac99⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1432x2020, 358:505, c34c178bde4ac991a8e39c2fe2….png) (h) (u)

>>47358

y-yeah

>>47357

>Testosterone is only unused if you aren't working out or having sex tbh.

But how do you explain pic related then? Why would traps want more t?

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08d2e6 (752)  No.47362

>>47307

*high fives lad**

>>47314

LADS LADS LADS LADS


08d2e6 (752)  No.47363>>47365

>>47360

I wish the Cold War coup succeeded in France tbh. Then we'd be living with Dominique Venner's France.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47364>>47368

>>47357

> fap to asians.

I don't actually masturbate that often lass

>>47352

Lad that is bullying


08d2e6 (752)  No.47365>>47369

>>47363

tbf lad this is very exciting


08d2e6 (752)  No.47366

BBC EDITORIAL: UKIP RETURNS TO 'RADICAL' RIGHT-WING POLICIES

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39698976

>This is a return to right-wing territory in which UKIP has dabbled before. A step away from the libertarian values the party has said in the past that it stands for.

It's an extension of the party's popular stance on controlled immigration; limit the number of people who come to the UK and ensure those who do fully integrate into society.

>But it's more than that.

>UKIP has long appealed to a certain emotion among parts of the electorate, portraying itself as the true protector of British values, proud to stand up for a way of life it claims is at risk of erosion from political correctness.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47367

>>47356

>No bully him, lass. It helps establish his lore.

>the bully victim wants others to be bullied

I thought you were better than this 22st


08d2e6 (752)  No.47368>>47371 >>47376 >>47377

File (hide): 7c05940cdc28035⋯.gif (238.63 KB, 188x225, 188:225, 1441131418377.gif) (h) (u)

Should I get autodesk sketchbook lads?

>>47364

already apologised. was mean and not right


08d2e6 (752)  No.47369

>>47365

Yeah but lad they always unite to block the Front Nationale.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47370>>47374

File (hide): c14f0f2437c8260⋯.png (645.34 KB, 750x592, 375:296, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47314

We got to protect the lasses tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47371>>47375

>>47368

DON'T

POST

THAT

has flashbacks to dumpthreads


08d2e6 (752)  No.47372>>47381

File (hide): 605384888a28398⋯.jpg (166.21 KB, 400x600, 2:3, 1487791591989.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47361

I don't know lad, do they want more?

>posting that image

You've got balls lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47373

File (hide): 21ba7b96077a5e7⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 188x341, 188:341, 1462828666268.jpg) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47374>>47381

>>47370

That goes without saying lad *punches an anon for badmouthing a wench in my presence*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47375>>47378 >>47379

File (hide): 204dec8fbab385c⋯.png (108.72 KB, 235x320, 47:64, 20_JasonYungbluth.png) (h) (u)

>>47371

I love it lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47376>>47380

>>47368

>autodesk

I use autodesk autocad lass, they are a reasonable company

>free phone tech-support for 20 years


08d2e6 (752)  No.47377>>47380

>>47368

i thought krita is what all the cool kids used?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47378>>47384

>>47375

Do you follow it's instructions lass?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47379>>47384

>>47375

Clarissa is the stuff of nightmares


08d2e6 (752)  No.47380>>47382 >>47388 >>47395

>>47376

Do you have anything other from them? I did 3D only with some shitty free learning software and never seriously. I have Pixlr on my phone, now I'm thinking about trying either Sketchbook or Graphic. Because Artrage is a pain to use.

>>47377

Never heard of that. Is it free?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47381>>47388

>>47372

I'm sorry, lad, but lore is important.

>>47372

>I don't know lad, do they want more?

I don't think so. Maybe it has to do with how much you exert yourself, or in what way you do it? I too have heard exercise increases T though. Maybe it's just worth it for the bum?

>You've got balls lad.

Just thought it could inspire the lads with few masculinity points

>>47374

Goodlad. Testosterone makes you take action.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47382>>47385

>>47380

yeah its free its what everyone on /loomis/ used when i asked ages ago when i got my tablet

>tfw lost the pen to my tablet

>literally pulled everything out of my room to try and find it

>not in here

>never ever took the tablet anywhere and barely used it

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

think i might have hoovered it up by mistake when using the tube bit on the hoover


08d2e6 (752)  No.47383>>47386

>>47361

>posting that image

LAD

N O


08d2e6 (752)  No.47384>>47391

File (hide): cc7f0dd7910388c⋯.png (94.84 KB, 488x616, 61:77, 1441324031452.png) (h) (u)

>>47378

I don't have any problems with my dad.

>>47379

You're pretty weak lad (also she's not real so it's all good h-hahaI still love it the artstyle is great and the humour is how I like it)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47385

>>47382

>>tfw lost the pen to my tablet

Been there done that. Bought another for 60€.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47386>>47387 >>47389 >>47391 >>47394

>>47383

I can see you saving it in the board log, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47387>>47389 >>47392

File (hide): 70fbe40c978076e⋯.jpg (25.08 KB, 624x448, 39:28, 1446495447157.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47386

He's a man of cute aesthetics don't judge him


08d2e6 (752)  No.47388>>47390 >>47393 >>47395

>>47380

Google Sketchup is brilliant and free, but its not as good for designing small details as CAD. Its much less intensive on your pc though - I can have it open alongside CAD and import things to it to see what something looks like in 3d.

Sketchup would definitely suit you if you want an intuitive amd fucking fast design software. You dont need lessons to be a sketchup master to draw buildings and vehicles, for instance. Rendering things is hard and easier done in photoshop if you want it to look real.

>>47381

*downs estrogen filled beer to compenate for my vulgar masculinity*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47389>>47393

>>47386

>>47387

Stop trying to make fencer gay


08d2e6 (752)  No.47390

>>47388

>and easier done

*more easily done

or

*completed with greater ease


08d2e6 (752)  No.47391

File (hide): 798ec986819bfef⋯.png (753.79 KB, 486x750, 81:125, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47384

Children are my weakness, I could read Crossed just fine until it involved children.

>>47386

>making stuff up

UNCOUTH


08d2e6 (752)  No.47392>>47393

File (hide): 60afefd58a8815b⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 235x240, 47:48, 1492459095126.gif) (h) (u)

>>47387

pretty funny ngl


08d2e6 (752)  No.47393>>47396 >>47399

>>47389

>>47392

Ok sorry I don't know something got over me. I see nothing wrong in Anprim trying to diet to get them cuteboy gainz and becoming /fit/ however. The shit got good tips (also we know /fit/ is gay anyway)

>>47388

>Rendering things is hard and easier done in photoshop if you want it to look real.

oh shit I know


08d2e6 (752)  No.47394>>47398 >>47422

>>47386

YOU CAN SEE THAT?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47395>>47398

>>47388

>>47380

reeeee

just reread your post and maybe you meant other products from autodesk. Only autodesk 360 for drawing plans on mobile.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47396

>>47393

Actually the only thing you should trust from that image is the physical exercises, all the other stuff is nonsense or will make you grow boobs.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47397>>47400 >>47401

File (hide): d9a3bae3a4bee19⋯.png (227.17 KB, 499x499, 1:1, hertspepe.png) (h) (u)

>I'm the manliest


08d2e6 (752)  No.47398

File (hide): 989d464d104ee1e⋯.png (84.86 KB, 182x273, 2:3, 1446558678175.png) (h) (u)

>>47394

No he's a notorious liar

>>47395

it's fine


08d2e6 (752)  No.47399

File (hide): 24b3e07b259cbb0⋯.jpg (125.71 KB, 604x516, 151:129, 1492482413710.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47393

Dont be sorry lass it was funny


08d2e6 (752)  No.47400

>>47397

*raises pint to you*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47401>>47403

File (hide): 66259ac8d33c40f⋯.png (1.05 KB, 320x310, 32:31, sa.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): f6c3a6bfaeff56a⋯.png (65.54 KB, 491x410, 491:410, monarch.png) (h) (u)

>>47397

No you're not 😏


08d2e6 (752)  No.47402>>47404 >>47412

File (hide): efebf591d55f99b⋯.jpg (494.67 KB, 1536x864, 16:9, DSC00964 - Copy.JPG) (h) (u)

File (hide): 60386a037cfb624⋯.jpg (499.75 KB, 1536x864, 16:9, DSC00959 - Copy.JPG) (h) (u)

File (hide): b4d5c484c14e609⋯.jpg (489.69 KB, 1536x864, 16:9, DSC00960 - Copy.JPG) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47403>>47405 >>47406 >>47408 >>47409 >>47410 >>47412

Also banned 22st

>>47401

kek but you just know they deliberately tried to get the manliest results possible.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47404>>47417

>>47402

Getting better mate, keep up the good work.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47405>>47411


08d2e6 (752)  No.47406>>47411

File (hide): fe56ef6d20740b4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 78.35 KB, 444x460, 111:115, 1492482151144.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47403

>Also banned 22st

you know i have to avenge him, right?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47407>>47415

File (hide): cfdb44c3a8f372e⋯.png (167.85 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Screenshot_4.png) (h) (u)

yeah krita looks good

just gonna download everything then lmoa


08d2e6 (752)  No.47408>>47411 >>47420

>>47403

#JESUIS22STONE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47409>>47411

File (hide): 1e49b8f8a6fbdc8⋯.webm (476.71 KB, 320x180, 16:9, nooooooooooooooo.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>47403

>banning 22st


08d2e6 (752)  No.47410>>47414

>>47403

>kek but you just know they deliberately tried to get the manliest results possible.

lad you're coming off a little try bit cringe worthy tbh, nobody cares that much about it


08d2e6 (752)  No.47411>>47418 >>47420

>>47405

>>47406

>>47408

>>47409

Check the board log lads

tbf you can't post that image here


08d2e6 (752)  No.47412>>47414 >>47416 >>47417

File (hide): ccb7a22c077474c⋯.png (538.35 KB, 1060x758, 530:379, 1447805044500.png) (h) (u)

>>47403

>Also banned 22st

for what

>>47402

Oh fug is that one of those luck bringer stones with a hole? I have one tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47413>>47419 >>47421

*gets ignored by everyone*

*posts legs*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47414

>>47410

Neither do I lad what

>>47412

see >>47361


08d2e6 (752)  No.47415>>47420

File (hide): 9e15a2fc71e51fb⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, shitting about 2.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 61a123109d96e94⋯.png (933.95 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, shitting about.png) (h) (u)

>>47407

Krita is an ass to use tbh, I've been using it for a year now and still don't know how to do it good, but haven't found anything better.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47416

>>47412

Odin stones? Based tbh. Hail Taranis.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47417>>47423

>>47412

>luck bringer stones

dunno what that is

its just where that little blob lives

alone on an empty planet in space

>>47404

thank you true friend


08d2e6 (752)  No.47418>>47425

>>47411

it's just a handy guide smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47419

File (hide): d492b33d4f34d0f⋯.jpg (11.52 KB, 254x215, 254:215, 1461534573193.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47413

go on lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47420>>47425

>>47408

>tfw I made that hashtag up on /brit/

>>47411

yes I can I post whatever don't tell me what to do

>>47415

Good shit


08d2e6 (752)  No.47421

>>47413

>post legs

Dont get our hopes up, lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47422>>47429

AHHHH THE BULLY GOT ME

>>47394

no.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47423

File (hide): a604daae99ece86⋯.gif (822.64 KB, 230x173, 230:173, 1448266298817.gif) (h) (u)

>>47417

See the eyes now. Good tbh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47425>>47432 >>47436

>>47418

what happened to you lad smh

>>47420

Looks like we have a rebel on our hands here


08d2e6 (752)  No.47426>>47430 >>47431 >>47436

File (hide): c34c178bde4ac99⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1432x2020, 358:505, c34c178bde4ac991a8e39c2fe2….png) (h) (u)

PLEASE DON'T BAN ME HERTS HYAAAAAAAAAA DON'T PERSECUTE MEEE~ <3

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

08d2e6 (752)  No.47427

>>47424

Oh, lad…


08d2e6 (752)  No.47428

>it's a getting banned gets me excited episodee

please don't


08d2e6 (752)  No.47429>>47442

>>47422

Oh fuck, I thought it would be longer.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47430>>47442

>>47426

Why do you even have this saved lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47431


08d2e6 (752)  No.47432>>47439

>>47425

Lad it's fine with literally everyone. I was weirded out and questioned his motives for saving that but by the time you got back everyone got over it. Smh.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47433

*YAWNS*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47434>>47435 >>47437 >>47438 >>47439

IT'S NOT EVEN ACCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURATE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47435>>47438 >>47444

>>47434

How do you know that lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47436

File (hide): afbdf8b5e54d57c⋯.png (23.31 KB, 489x423, 163:141, 256.png) (h) (u)

>>47425

I don't know lad

>>47424

>>47426

wew


08d2e6 (752)  No.47437>>47444

>>47434

>t. androgenous


08d2e6 (752)  No.47438>>47444

File (hide): dc6c33054d0c551⋯.jpg (49.88 KB, 500x660, 25:33, 1492561020740.jpg) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47439>>47444

>>47432

Ah I hate being late for the party smh

It's fine though it was only a memi ban

>>47434

wewlad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47440

Let's just all calm down


08d2e6 (752)  No.47441>>47450

File (hide): 0d2c47795fd8f86⋯.png (160.44 KB, 512x288, 16:9, 2.png) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47442>>47443 >>47446 >>47447 >>47450 >>47455

File (hide): 263b64645993f1d⋯.png (102.42 KB, 522x315, 58:35, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>Monarch got me

>>47429

I can just unban myself, lass.

>>47430

Banter, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47443>>47464

>>47442

Stop being a spy for Monarch smh

>I can just unban myself

Kek can you actually do this lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47444>>47450 >>47452

>>47439

>>47438

>>47435

>>47437

>>47438

smh lads it's basic science. Soy products don't actually encourage oestrogen production, they just increase the amount of soy in your system. The plastic bottle stuff is nonsense and most of those bottles have been phazed out anyway.

weight training is actually more effective than cardio

Nearly all the non-physical stuff on that list is complete nonsense.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47446>>47464

>>47442

Your fault for saving gay shit. All of his smirks are fully rightful and I would laugh at you if you weren't his agent who staged this.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47447>>47451 >>47464

>>47442

what discord was that posted in lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47448

>>47445

*deletes post in shame*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47449

>>47445

TRAPPED


08d2e6 (752)  No.47450>>47455 >>47464

>>47441

Haha i remember that bit

>>47442

holy shit what is his fucking problem

>>47444 (checked)

Bit of an expert are we lad???????? HMMMMMM LAD?????


08d2e6 (752)  No.47451>>47453 >>47454 >>47458

File (hide): f560613e7942f45⋯.jpg (165.71 KB, 1024x663, 1024:663, pembs faces death by disco….jpg) (h) (u)

>>47447

>go to /brit/scord

>it's not there

THE SECRET DISCORD IS REAL

PEMBS WAS RIGHT


08d2e6 (752)  No.47452>>47455

>>47444

But how do you know lad? Assuming you are still lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47453

>>47451

holy fuck


08d2e6 (752)  No.47454>>47464

>>47451

damn they just made Pembs look really cool in that image


08d2e6 (752)  No.47455>>47459 >>47460

>>47442

>proof of the secret discord

SPY SPY SPY SPY SPY

>>47450

>>47452

It's just basic fitness and health knowledge


08d2e6 (752)  No.47456

just rained outside and there are seagulls just now flying by probably going to the beach so they can nick peoples chips tomorrow or something

i like how it smells outside when its rained recently

and its almost dark now so its quite a miserable atmosphere outside, which i quite like, reminds me of the zone in stalker

i wish i lived in the countryside i would go for a walk right now with my waifu but she isnt even real

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i wish i could go walking in the woods and pretend i am an adventurer on an epic quest

or sometimes i woudl pretend to be a stalker in the zone


08d2e6 (752)  No.47457>>47462

Uncovering some deep state corruption here


08d2e6 (752)  No.47458>>47465 >>47466

>>47451

it made me think tbh but it could be direct messaging


08d2e6 (752)  No.47459

>>47455

Don't worry lad we're just teasing you


08d2e6 (752)  No.47460>>47463 >>47465

>>47455

>basic

But I've never heard anything this in depth on the subject before…


08d2e6 (752)  No.47461>>47467

whatever is happening i guarantee you 100% that barbosa is behind it all


08d2e6 (752)  No.47462>>47467 >>47468

File (hide): 5c9f604aacf5fc6⋯.gif (848.97 KB, 200x200, 1:1, mindblown.gif) (h) (u)

>>47457

>I thought 22st was a /brit/ spy spying on us

>he was actually a /newbrit/ spy posing as a /brit/ spy


08d2e6 (752)  No.47463

>>47460

I did, does that make me gay? The soy thing is indeed bullshit.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47464>>47467 >>47468

>>47443

Pretty sure I can. Try banning me for 5 minutes.

>>47446

Top kek. He lurksss everywhere nowhere is safe. Everything I post I post knowing that the bullies are out to get me.

>>47447

Private messages, lass. I'm not his spy I swear.

>>47450

>holy shit what is his fucking problem

Nothing, lad. He's just documenting our history.

>>47454

Yeah.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47465>>47469

>>47458

The most secret chat of them all. The DM.

>>47460

Well lass I'm just well read *taps nose knowingly*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47466

>>47458

True, or he deleted it. But still the possibility exists.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47467>>47470 >>47473

>>47461

no he isnt lad smh.

>>47462

god bless are lad

>>47464

>Nothing, lad. He's just documenting our history.

I read that as sarcasm i hope im right


08d2e6 (752)  No.47468>>47473 >>47474

>>47462

>actually thinking he's on our side

he probably schemes how to quickly eradicate us

>>47464

Alright I'll believe you for now. Now ask him to actually stop fucking lurking in shadows and be open, maybe with trip and all. Like a man and unlike a coward.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47469>>47471

File (hide): c15d2c1b9a2c1fb⋯.jpg (437.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, stares10.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47465

>*taps nose knowingly*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47470>>47472

File (hide): aff6ff4f4cd9b80⋯.jpg (25.75 KB, 620x424, 155:106, evil_dead_2_bruce_campbell.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47467

>no he isnt lad smh.

you think im crazy? hes everywhere always scheming and being tricksy and false ready to bully me at a moments notice


08d2e6 (752)  No.47471

File (hide): 902041dd42641e4⋯.jpg (201.78 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, ss (2016-06-05 at 02.58.13….jpg) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47472>>47479

>>47470

I think you need a hug lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47473>>47476

>>47468

>Alright I'll believe you for now. Now ask him to actually stop fucking lurking in shadows and be open, maybe with trip and all. Like a man and unlike a coward.

I don't think he posts, lass do you actually think I'm a spy?

>>47467

>I read that as sarcasm i hope im right

Yeah, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47474>>47477

>>47468

Who knows his true intentions tbh

I don't know who to trust anymore


08d2e6 (752)  No.47475

test


08d2e6 (752)  No.47476>>47490

>>47473

No lad I don't but in every legend is a spark of truth ;^^)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47477>>47482

>>47474

Try banning me for an hour, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47478

spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)

spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)

spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)

spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)

spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)

spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)

spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)

spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47479>>47481

File (hide): dcd6c35f5356bac⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1258x903, 1258:903, tfw no waifuposter bf.png) (h) (u)

>>47472

i need scully


08d2e6 (752)  No.47480

COME OUT SPY


08d2e6 (752)  No.47481>>47489

>>47479

good luck with that lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47482>>47490

>>47477

Alright lad but DM me in the discord if you can't unban yourself.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47483>>47488 >>47492


08d2e6 (752)  No.47484>>47487 >>47491

File (hide): fd4f96c3521105a⋯.png (71.95 KB, 793x281, 793:281, discord.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 4e9c580cede1b77⋯.jpg (37.93 KB, 501x585, 167:195, 4e9.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 50a0814cbd69281⋯.jpg (118.65 KB, 700x394, 350:197, evropa.jpg) (h) (u)

IT ALL MAKES SENSE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47485

File (hide): f27057b6f3f1b2e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 70.85 KB, 500x504, 125:126, erserjksejkjerke.jpg) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47486

>click video

>its three "alt-right" girls

>first thing one of them says is "its good to have more girls talking about these things on the internet"

theyre all leftists + "racism"


08d2e6 (752)  No.47487>>47506

>>47484

l-lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47488

>>47483

She's saying she'll step down from the presidency of FN but will remain the candidate for the French presidency.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47489>>47496

>>47481

I bought some IPA from ringwood brewery in your neck of the woods and its shit. Can you post some poo to them for me?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47490>>47493 >>47497

File (hide): 75051b005faf72a⋯.jpg (119.63 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 1473514261319.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47482

>unbans BO's ban

TOP FUCKING KEK. ALL THAT POWER

>>47476

I'll only turn into a spy because you all already think it smh. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47491>>47506

>>47484

ARE YOU AWOKEN LAD


08d2e6 (752)  No.47492

>>47483

*presses the translate button*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47493>>47495 >>47497

>>47490

I will just go ahead and remind you that I can still demod you. Don't get too /devilish/


08d2e6 (752)  No.47494

*stages coup*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47495>>47499

>>47493

This is why I have to be BO


08d2e6 (752)  No.47496>>47498

>>47489

Absolutly no problem lad, I'll get on it soon


08d2e6 (752)  No.47497>>47499

File (hide): e7e6866c4702bea⋯.jpg (29.9 KB, 500x700, 5:7, devilish tbh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47490

I don't want to lose you to spydom

>>47493


08d2e6 (752)  No.47498>>47501

>>47496

BASED

A

S

E

D


08d2e6 (752)  No.47499>>47500 >>47505

>>47495

Is this the coup? Is it time?

>>47497

But who is the angel and who is the devil?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47500>>47503

>>47499

>Is it time?

*kicks over a chair and smashes a bottle*

FOR THE DRUIDS


08d2e6 (752)  No.47501>>47504

File (hide): 0fa714ffdc334b4⋯.jpg (66.09 KB, 526x400, 263:200, 1450064898563.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47498

im so naughty


08d2e6 (752)  No.47502

File (hide): 03114564285a15e⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1039x903, 1039:903, tfw waifuposter will never….png) (h) (u)

somewhere in another dimension she is real and i am in a tv show and she has me as her hasubando


08d2e6 (752)  No.47503>>47507

File (hide): d91616e0a2bdbe7⋯.png (363.34 KB, 5000x5000, 1:1, feels.png) (h) (u)

>>47500

Et tu, Vanlad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47504

>>47501

>britposter, why did you post poo to a brewery?

>well your honour, someone on the internet told me to

UTTERLY BASED


08d2e6 (752)  No.47505>>47514

>>47499

>Is this the coup? Is it time?

Nah I ran out of steam. I had my fun for now


08d2e6 (752)  No.47506>>47515 >>47516 >>47520

>>47487

>>47491

for so long I have wondered and now I know, 22st has been bought and paid for by the former bullies because he enjoys being bullied, he can make posts that get capped and bring down the boards reputation and get a rush out of it at the same time while the mods reward him. we've been taken for fools. a fifth column controlled by /brit/ and risen to power.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47507>>47514

>>47503

Im going down with you lad. *pulls welsh knife from your back and rushes into the fight*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47508

File (hide): 9a65146cb7c66ed⋯.jpg (254.75 KB, 700x550, 14:11, worried3.jpg) (h) (u)

Darkest clouds I've seen for years. I know it'd getting dark anyway but this is something else.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47509>>47510 >>47511 >>47512 >>47513 >>47514

File (hide): 19cccf93c1d16a1⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 4.76 KB, 100x100, 1:1, spoiler6.jpeg) (h) (u)

rate my spoilor


08d2e6 (752)  No.47510

>>47509

not smug enough/6


08d2e6 (752)  No.47511

>>47509

p good lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47512


08d2e6 (752)  No.47513

>>47509

:smirk:


08d2e6 (752)  No.47514>>47571

>>47505

Good lad tbh.

>>47507

You truly are my greatest ally

>>47509

>spoiler6

What are the rest?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47515

>>47506

You have my sword


08d2e6 (752)  No.47516>>47518 >>47522 >>47526 >>47527 >>47529

>>47506

>tfw that is at least partly true

But I'm not a spy lass ahhhhhh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47517>>47519

File (hide): dfb309aae7edf1d⋯.jpg (121.36 KB, 600x844, 150:211, C9-bWzBVwAEm3sw.jpg) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47518>>47526

>>47516

THE REPTILE CRIES AS HE STRIKES OUT AT YOU


08d2e6 (752)  No.47519

File (hide): 4921c76b68adb42⋯.jpg (145.58 KB, 1300x724, 325:181, 4921c76b68adb42911f45f4143….jpg) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47520

>>47506

>a poster said that he was better as an underdog

lad i think you might have something


08d2e6 (752)  No.47521>>47525

File (hide): c81c70175a28eb6⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 6.46 KB, 128x128, 1:1, spoiler6.jpeg) (h) (u)

fixed


08d2e6 (752)  No.47522>>47526 >>47531

File (hide): a80bc2a5bbc33c3⋯.jpg (407.25 KB, 820x720, 41:36, shock.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47516

>that is at least partly true


08d2e6 (752)  No.47523>>47524

File (hide): 549ad234dc198c4⋯.jpg (140.22 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C-LQ3qgUwAEEhvc.jpg) (h) (u)

shes so beautiful

i wish she was my gf and we could cuddle

>ywn feel her boobies press up against you when you cuddle


08d2e6 (752)  No.47524>>47530 >>47536

>>47523

deuces


08d2e6 (752)  No.47525

File (hide): 8725be2fc871cbb⋯.png (89.2 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Smirk_Face_Emoji.png) (h) (u)

>>47521

I do kinda like it but idk about the angle


08d2e6 (752)  No.47526


08d2e6 (752)  No.47527>>47531

File (hide): de31c7103f53770⋯.png (591.22 KB, 640x468, 160:117, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47516

I KNEW IT, YOURE COMING WITH ME


08d2e6 (752)  No.47528

Also 'file deleted' should now work


08d2e6 (752)  No.47529>>47531

>>47516

"Ohhh please daddy Monarch bully me more please tell me what a kiddy fiddy nonce and trap lover I am give it to me ahhhh"

t. 22stone "the Masochist"


08d2e6 (752)  No.47530>>47532

File (hide): 3fc59bac319dee8⋯.jpg (132.95 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C6eSxEVU0AAIc2U.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47524

NOOOOOOO DONT POST THE MAKEUP PICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47531>>47537 >>47540 >>47543 >>47549

>>47522

>he enjoys being bullied, he can make posts that get capped and bring down the boards reputation and get a rush out of it at the same time

I'll admit to that, outside of bringing down the board's reputation

>>47527

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FORGIVE ME FOR BEING HONEST

>>47529

Top kek


08d2e6 (752)  No.47532>>47535

>>47530

>tfw she attacked a random man because I bullied her on twitter with those

POWER MOVE


08d2e6 (752)  No.47533>>47536

File (hide): 73a0eca7cd56ed8⋯.jpg (189 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C2k8HaSVIAA8f5Z.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 00629af1377cc94⋯.jpg (158.86 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C2lF8r1UUAACR1b.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 644b011856594a6⋯.jpg (169.52 KB, 789x992, 789:992, C2lGL0PWgAA-Rmc.jpg) (h) (u)

look at her and tell me she isnt as cute as a button and i will call you a liar


08d2e6 (752)  No.47534

File (hide): 1392160e27c2298⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.95 KB, 512x768, 2:3, C-JrN6AXkAImubb.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

*drinks milk*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47535>>47538

>>47532

can you link me?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47536>>47546

>>47524

>she looks like she hit the angeldust

>>47533

>me: shes ugly

>you: your a liar

?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47537>>47541

>>47531

I am going to ask you to stop this tbh but obviously I can't control your actions.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47538>>47539

>>47535

You were there defending her lad, don't you remember?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47539>>47542

>>47538

nope

why did she attack a random guy? what did you say?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47540

>>47531

BULLIES OUT


08d2e6 (752)  No.47541>>47544

>>47537

I can't control myself, lad. Just let me be me


08d2e6 (752)  No.47542>>47546

>>47539

I just called her a munter lol and posted those photos of her with Jack Bucky.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47543>>47557 >>47562

File (hide): ff0f8d5434e3e85⋯.jpg (53.48 KB, 295x275, 59:55, umaru merchant.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47531

>22stone has a bullying fetish

We must be responsible with this knowledge.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47544>>47562

>>47541

You must learn to exercise control over yourself tbh lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47545

File (hide): b9155a873e71832⋯.mp4 (3.83 MB, 720x900, 4:5, 3JZgOPd.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

this is honestly quite charming


08d2e6 (752)  No.47546>>47548 >>47553

File (hide): bd9948e8f36642a⋯.jpg (40.77 KB, 600x800, 3:4, CU8iwdwUAAAr9gp.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 655e6a7d2dcb4f4⋯.jpg (19.66 KB, 311x608, 311:608, Cue4faoW8AAE0mO.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47536

>angeldust

its actually called angeldussssss

>>47536

look i know she has a huge chin and she looks ugly with makeup but when she goes for a more natural look shes a qt and theres no denying that and she has a nice body too

>>47542

oh whats your twitter?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47547>>47551 >>47552 >>47556 >>47564 >>47570

Why do you think you are the way you are?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47548>>47550

>>47546

Not telling because you defended her before you'll attack me again


08d2e6 (752)  No.47549>>47562

>>47531

You're going away for a long time… *handcuffs you to the bed:^)*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47550>>47554

>>47548

no i wont i just want to see if i can find it and see her attacking a random man i dont want to tweet to her again tbh i am embarrased about my behaviour with her before


08d2e6 (752)  No.47551

>>47547

because of mummy/s


08d2e6 (752)  No.47552

>>47547

I blame the internet personally


08d2e6 (752)  No.47553>>47559

>>47546

>angeldussssss

*inhales pipe*

*gets shot 11 times by police and survives*

Angel duuuuuuuuuude.

>a natural qt

Lad the perspective tricks dont make up for her shoe-face.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47554>>47575

>>47550

Hang on.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47555>>47561 >>47563

File (hide): 940476f8f65afd1⋯.png (364.91 KB, 598x614, 299:307, Screen Shot 2017-04-24 at ….png) (h) (u)

>UKIP actually want to bring in Penis Inspection Day

memi magic at it again lads


08d2e6 (752)  No.47556>>47560

>>47547

Intense hardwork and dedication. and hundreds of grams of mephedrone.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47557

File (hide): 8e34de6bcf0b60a⋯.png (5.57 KB, 150x150, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47558

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw someone disses your fly girl


08d2e6 (752)  No.47559>>47566 >>47573

>tired and apathetic all day

>now its nearly my bedtime i am energised and motivated and want to do things

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>47553

theres video of her though and she looks very qt and is cute in her voice and mannerisms look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOYfncnCbk8


08d2e6 (752)  No.47560>>47567 >>47579

>>47556

i am also in sussex

west though


08d2e6 (752)  No.47561

File (hide): 61c5b9b782efc3a⋯.jpg (30.38 KB, 236x414, 118:207, northerncom2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47555

We memi irresponsibly tbh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47562>>47570 >>47573

File (hide): 9a517a010d74641⋯.png (34.63 KB, 193x200, 193:200, 13976522.png) (h) (u)

>>47549

Lass….

Hope nobody reads that spoiler~

>>47543

Please be nice, lass

>>47544

Please don't do anything drastic, lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47563>>47565 >>47573

>>47555

>girl benis inspection day

I hope they're entrusting this to doctors and not school faculty.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47564

>>47547

Tragic event 3 years ago.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47565>>47568

>>47563

*becomes your teacher*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47566>>47575

>>47559

Can you screencap lad Ive got less data than startrek before next generation.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47567>>47586

>>47560

Same lad. Worthing.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47568

File (hide): 40b454057e2c7aa⋯.jpg (102.36 KB, 588x751, 588:751, 40b454057e2c7aa8e99b28d1e7….jpg) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47569

File (hide): f77af34d9c44b58⋯.png (674.36 KB, 622x523, 622:523, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

MOST POWERFUL IMAGE IN THE WORLD

WATCH OUT GLOBALISTS


08d2e6 (752)  No.47570

>>47547

Growing sense of alienation from other people

>>47562

I won't lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47571>>47572 >>47574 >>47578 >>47595

File (hide): 07367ca8f843fc3⋯.png (20.72 KB, 128x128, 1:1, moomin spoiler2.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 77d982067e17368⋯.png (39.92 KB, 128x128, 1:1, spoiler4.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 19d495cdaaa375c⋯.jpg (16.78 KB, 128x128, 1:1, spoiler.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 55e9b1bac488da8⋯.jpg (130.52 KB, 721x720, 721:720, ayy tbh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47514

ree I can't find the 5th


08d2e6 (752)  No.47572

File (hide): fcfe79f70d2d65b⋯.png (39.96 KB, 128x128, 1:1, ayy spoiler.png) (h) (u)

>>47571

wrong one


08d2e6 (752)  No.47573>>47576 >>47577

File (hide): f647bcb319f4159⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1512x1072, 189:134, lain smug.png) (h) (u)

>>47562

they better not, it was a secret message!

>>47559

>tired and apathetic all day

>now its nearly my bedtime i am energised and motivated and want to do things

same wtf

this pseudo drama woke me up a bit I think

>>47563

It will probably be the p.e. teacher like my school smh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47574

>>47571

>1st pic is moomins

Top lass.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47575

File (hide): 9fa2d2183c1bb46⋯.png (36.3 KB, 723x453, 241:151, 78876645.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): f57359176cd66bd⋯.png (725.75 KB, 1050x669, 350:223, 7655476456.png) (h) (u)

>>47554

ok found it i remember now

she messaged me afterwards

>>47566


08d2e6 (752)  No.47576>>47582

>>47573

>tired and apathetic all day

>tired and apathetic all night

Kill me


08d2e6 (752)  No.47577>>47582

>>47573

Penis espection teacher?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47578>>47581 >>47582 >>47585

>>47571

They're not bad. I like the ayy one.

If people want the spoiler changed then we should pick one.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47579

>>47560

Sussex Won’t be Druv

Some folks as come to Sussex,

They reckons as they know -

A durn sight better what to do

Than simple folks, like me and you,

Could possibly suppose.

But them as comes to Sussex,

They mustn't push and shove,

For Sussex will be Sussex,

And Sussex won't be druv!

Mus Wilfred come to Sussex,

Us heaved a stone at he,

Because he reckoned he could teach

Our Sussex fishers how to reach

The fishes in the sea.

But when he dwelt among us,

Us gave un land and luv,

For Sussex will be Sussex,

And Sussex won't be druv!

All folks as come to Sussex

Must follow Sussex ways -

And when they've larned to know us well,

There's no place else they'll wish to dwell

In all their blessed days -

There ant no place like Sussex,

Until ye goos above,

For Sussex will be Sussex,

And Sussex won't be druv.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47580>>47584 >>47585 >>47587 >>47590

File (hide): 51552b90049ae7b⋯.png (49.27 KB, 562x213, 562:213, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 2aff24f7b3b42e8⋯.png (46.56 KB, 1072x367, 1072:367, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS


08d2e6 (752)  No.47581

>>47578

no. i don't


08d2e6 (752)  No.47582>>47583

>>47576

Sorry lad, maybe it's the booze keeping you down

>>47577

Yes lad

>>47578

*makes a poal*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47583>>47590

>>47582

>maybe it's the booze keeping you down

I only drink at the weekends


08d2e6 (752)  No.47584>>47588 >>47592

File (hide): bed51ff8b00cb0e⋯.png (97.89 KB, 538x546, 269:273, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>47580

lad. *bullies you*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47585>>47591 >>47592

>>47578

ALSO IT'S MY SPOILERS ROOOO

>>47580

he probably stole my cool spoiler smh he always steals my shit


08d2e6 (752)  No.47586>>47597

>>47567

Chichester here

was up your way a few months back, parking was mad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47587>>47592

>>47580

you should become a pretty girl lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47588

>>47584

SHAKE.MY.HEAD.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47589

File (hide): fb25f6ab3674da5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 21.6 KB, 128x128, 1:1, smork2.png) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47590

File (hide): 5c83cc4319cea43⋯.png (68.32 KB, 198x198, 1:1, smugno.png) (h) (u)

>>47580

smh what's the big deal? I mean

STOP TALKING TO MONARCH

>>47583

ah fair…


08d2e6 (752)  No.47591

>>47585

*steals your spoilers*

jk lass I'm not Monarch, but you can't have all of them unless you create 6 different boards


08d2e6 (752)  No.47592>>47593

>>47587

Top kek. Every day, lad.

>>47584

He's only my friend ironically, I swear, lad.

>>47585

Now he will steal them lass


08d2e6 (752)  No.47593

File (hide): 504743de6c41eb2⋯.jpg (88.19 KB, 800x800, 1:1, am I kawaii.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47592

and then claim credit


08d2e6 (752)  No.47594>>47595


08d2e6 (752)  No.47595


08d2e6 (752)  No.47596

File (hide): 9439d1d420d51ca⋯.png (173.43 KB, 343x476, 49:68, sucy grin.png) (h) (u)

*saves vote to tie break*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47597

>>47586

Kek lad, its fine if you know the area. I went to college in Chi, many years ago. you in the nice old market bit or the new bit by the industrial estates? Im vanlad from Druid/pol/ btw, we are buying land and organising - see >>>/pol/9758540


08d2e6 (752)  No.47598>>47600 >>47601 >>47602 >>47603

File (hide): abfe137225194ac⋯.png (19.35 KB, 119x169, 119:169, ayys internally.PNG) (h) (u)

pls don't take the ayy


08d2e6 (752)  No.47599

ahhhh it was just tied again


08d2e6 (752)  No.47600>>47604

>>47598

trying to signal us into taking it are you?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47601>>47604 >>47606

File (hide): 390bdfcb4705677⋯.png (40 KB, 1602x812, 801:406, probing.png) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47602>>47605

>>47598

*communicates with ayyy via vibrations*

Its our Ayyyy now lass.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47603

>>47598

I won't if you really don't want me to but wouldn't you rather it was used on an active board?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47604>>47608

>>47600

No I'm serious

>>47601

saved


08d2e6 (752)  No.47605

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

08d2e6 (752)  No.47606>>47607

>>47601

A gaylien


08d2e6 (752)  No.47607

>>47606

*slow claps*

actually choking on bread and marmite lad well played


08d2e6 (752)  No.47608>>47610

>>47604

You can't beguile us lass


08d2e6 (752)  No.47609

alright take the puking one I wasn't planning on using it anyway


08d2e6 (752)  No.47610>>47612 >>47615 >>47619

File (hide): 44188374ae7c966⋯.jpg (988.03 KB, 1604x1399, 1604:1399, [shoots at you].jpg) (h) (u)

>>47608

>there is some sort of twisted irony in every one of my post and I can't possibly mean what I say


08d2e6 (752)  No.47611>>47613 >>47614 >>47618

Lads do we even want the spoiler changed? Because the poal is a mess.

Post last edited at

08d2e6 (752)  No.47612

>>47610

*squints at phone*

What did you mean by that, lass?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47613>>47617 >>47618


08d2e6 (752)  No.47614>>47617


08d2e6 (752)  No.47615>>47619 >>47620

>>47610

>calls my posts beautiful

>says my legs were kind of hot

I don't trust you lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47616

File (hide): a3399a186df8cae⋯.png (50.02 KB, 438x383, 438:383, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 492b2418ce17f98⋯.png (44.29 KB, 332x356, 83:89, 1492744435614.png) (h) (u)


08d2e6 (752)  No.47617

>>47613

>>47614

Nor do I but I want to see what others think


08d2e6 (752)  No.47618>>47622

>>47613

>>47611

shit im a spastic

Lad can the spoiler be a dickpic or something less gay thats equally as unpleasant and abhorrent? So if /brit/ screenshot it is far more unpleasant for them?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47619>>47630

>>47615

>tfw didn't get to see imperium leggies

>>47610

*taps nose knowingly*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47620

File (hide): 5e6a4c63c4576de⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 46.87 KB, 128x128, 1:1, ayy spoiler 3.png) (h) (u)

>>47615

made a fresh one


08d2e6 (752)  No.47621>>47623 >>47624 >>47628 >>47631


08d2e6 (752)  No.47622>>47627 >>47635

File (hide): 6cf5802e34f4517⋯.jpg (295.99 KB, 598x800, 299:400, woah.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47618

>can the spoiler be a dickpic

tbh lads it'll be more unpleasant for us


08d2e6 (752)  No.47623>>47626

>>47621

WAIT I PUT THE WRONG ONES IN FUCK


08d2e6 (752)  No.47624

>>47621

INCORRECT


08d2e6 (752)  No.47625

1000 calories today boys


08d2e6 (752)  No.47626>>47638

>>47623

Ayy won anyway


08d2e6 (752)  No.47627>>47639

>>47622

reeeeeeeeeee

thats why I put a modifier in the spoiler dont be a bell end


08d2e6 (752)  No.47628

>>47621

err lad


08d2e6 (752)  No.47629>>47634

who spastic here?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47630

>>47619

>>tfw didn't get to see imperium leggies

I didn't post full legs

Also please stop being gay


08d2e6 (752)  No.47631>>47645

>>47621

YOU'RE CHEATING YOU JUST WANT SICK ANIME TO WIN RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

*votes sick anime*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47632>>47637 >>47640

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMrzh-7LA8

Title should be "HOW TO GET AN ALT-RIGHT GIRLFRIEND (WITH A FEMININE PENIS)"

lmao


08d2e6 (752)  No.47633>>47639

THEY AREN'T EVEN GREAT THEY'RE FUCKING SHIT HOW CAN YOU LIKE THEM


08d2e6 (752)  No.47634>>47645

>>47629

*tries to reply but spills beer onto my incontinence pants*


08d2e6 (752)  No.47635>>47636 >>47639 >>47644

>>47622

The spoiler should be the trap guide tbh no homo


08d2e6 (752)  No.47636>>47649

>>47635

wait hol up


08d2e6 (752)  No.47637>>47642

>>47632

she looks fucking crazy


08d2e6 (752)  No.47638


08d2e6 (752)  No.47639>>47643 >>47649

>>47627

I know lad but if we choose anything unpleasant it'll still be unpleasant for us and /brit/ lurk so they'll be desensitised as much as we are by a certain point

>>47633

Stop being so modest

>>47635

Lad it's like you want to be seen as gay


08d2e6 (752)  No.47640>>47641 >>47642

>>47632

>wanting a political girlfriend

Why


08d2e6 (752)  No.47641>>47646

>>47640

>wanting an Asian girlfriend

Why


08d2e6 (752)  No.47642

>>47640

i dont i was just joking

>>47637

i think shes pretty but shes a female youtuber alt-right who likes politics so shes doubtless total shit


08d2e6 (752)  No.47643>>47650

>>47639

smh probably true, being a BO is more complicated than you make it look lad.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47644>>47648 >>47649 >>47650 >>47660

File (hide): f3780ae4277ea5c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 31.28 KB, 128x128, 1:1, spoiler2.png) (h) (u)

>>47635

fresh


08d2e6 (752)  No.47645

File (hide): 769c857e788531d⋯.jpg (36.84 KB, 426x341, 426:341, 9c0.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47631

haha I have no favourites in this race!!

>>47634

top kek


08d2e6 (752)  No.47646>>47647 >>47652

>>47641

>not liking chinkies

lad…


08d2e6 (752)  No.47647>>47652

>>47646

>liking chinkies

lad…


08d2e6 (752)  No.47648

File (hide): d741a8630eb8fcc⋯.jpg (11.82 KB, 268x284, 67:71, sucy super smug.jpg) (h) (u)

>>47644

this would be a great memi ngl


08d2e6 (752)  No.47649

>>47636

>>47639

>>47644

It's 5d chess /brit/ will click on it thinking we're being gay or something, and we'll be able to post stuff without them thinking we've posted something worth capping


08d2e6 (752)  No.47650

We do have a meta thread btw and we need a new thread

>>47643

It is tbh

>>47644

I think it'd work better by zooming on a certain part like the headline tb


08d2e6 (752)  No.47651>>47653

File (hide): 5b6f4fe91a524c4⋯.jpg (98.92 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ay.jpg) (h) (u)

>inb4 I'll get banned for posting it


08d2e6 (752)  No.47652

>>47646

please refer to this post >>47647


08d2e6 (752)  No.47653

>>47651

that was my plan all along


08d2e6 (752)  No.47654>>47656 >>47658 >>47661 >>47662

File (hide): 7ed2029dfdeab59⋯.jpg (30.46 KB, 456x402, 76:67, 1466368512910.jpg) (h) (u)

spoiler image


08d2e6 (752)  No.47655

File (hide): dc301a7d809f337⋯.jpg (4.61 KB, 214x235, 214:235, images_2.jpg) (h) (u)

or this


08d2e6 (752)  No.47656

>>47654

Now this is a woman image I can get behind.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47657>>47663

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08d2e6 (752)  No.47658>>47659


08d2e6 (752)  No.47659

>>47658

but shes a cute


08d2e6 (752)  No.47660

>>47644

*bans you* there is a no trap infograph policy in place, lass


08d2e6 (752)  No.47661

>>47654

She has wog facial features


08d2e6 (752)  No.47662>>47665

>>47654

>that /tv/ thread

pure gold


08d2e6 (752)  No.47663>>47666

>>47657

that dude is a jew tho


08d2e6 (752)  No.47664

Whos doing the thread? Can it mention the BASED Druids for once por favor?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47665

>>47662

which one


08d2e6 (752)  No.47666>>47667

>>47663

That's an alien, m8.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47667>>47671

>>47666

Nice antichrist recurring numerals


08d2e6 (752)  No.47668

>tfw would make the thread but haven't done it in ages and can't be arsed to think of an edition

daftie posted the trap image maybe?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47669>>47670

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RED ALERT ULTIMATE FUSION

VARG TOOK THE NEETPILL


08d2e6 (752)  No.47670

>>47669

ASCENSION IS NOW


08d2e6 (752)  No.47671>>47672

>>47667

Aliens are demons in disguise.


08d2e6 (752)  No.47672>>47673

>>47671

Are you a christcuck lad?


08d2e6 (752)  No.47673

>>47672

I dabble.




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