▶ 91c495 (752) No.43258
Get your votes in before 4 PM
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43259>>43261
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43260
YES!!! FILM FRIDAY IS BACK!!!
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>>43259
Night lad, sweet dreams x
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43262>>43263
was wondering why the last thread wasn't updating….
Lads I don't understand girls tbh.
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>>43262
>Lads I don't understand girls tbh.
Think of the most evil, selfish and calculating thing you can think of. Imagine it as best you can, the sadism, the cruelty, the cunning.
Girls are worse than that.
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I love this song. Night lads.
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>>43263
Yeah yeah I get that but listen to this
>chatting with a girl online for two years
>literally just friends, simple chatting nothing special
>have normal and emotional conversations over this period, get to know each fairly well
>one day she messages me out of the blue
>Sorry I can't talk to you anymore fuck off
>no explanation, tell her goodbye and leave her alone
>she posts regularly about deleting her blog
>recently she says she wants to
>ask her, would that satisfy you? no malice or whatever in statement
>she responds by posting old chat logs
???? what did she mean by this?
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>>43265
Probably butthurt you aren't giving her the right validation.
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>>43265
Dude, get the fuck away from her.
There are some girls who are close to being okay. No too insane, some degree of self awareness. These ones are wife material.
Then there are the ones that are totally fucking unstable, and will ruin your life over nothing. These are the ones you have to stay the fuck away from. She sounds like one of those.
Learn the difference. It could save your life.
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>>43266
>>43267
I just don't understand it, I hadn't messaged her since she told me to fuck off, and I wasn't trying to insult her or trick her, and she responds by publicly posting our old conversations.
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>>43255
So what you're saying is they sexually assaulted him.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43270>>43271 >>43273
>>43268
>He fell for the woman memi.
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>>43270
>>43268
>He fell for the women m.eme.
*
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>>43265
She wants you to take her to Nandos then fingerblast her.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43273>>43279
>>43270
I wasn't even trying to romance her or any shit back then.
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>>43268
You're trying to use your rational mind to understand irrational behaviour.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43275>>43276 >>43278
>>43268
Sounds to me like she wants you to pine over her. When she told you to fuck off, she didn't want you to fuck off, she wanted you to beg to be allowed to stay in her presence.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43276
>>43274
fucking women
>>43275
fuck that
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43277
>>43269
It wasn't "they" it was one NA member, who humiliated a child molester, years before NA was even founded.
Part of the charge against the NA member was classed as "sexual assault", but that could include something as non-sexual as pissing on someone.
I argued that point, and then the story became that NA pissed on people all the time.
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>>43275
This also sounds reasonable, yes.
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>>43273
You still fell for it lad.
She was only talking to you for attention, once she started getting it from somewhere else she had no use for you.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43280>>43282
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night night for real this time, lads.
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so far
Leon you chose fourteen but someone beat you to it so choose another option for that
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>>43283
lookin good my chap
Did you add my ideas or did you choose the ones pre-set?
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decided to just put Leon in germany because cba to wait seemed appropriate since shes chosen jewish religion
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Right out the gate here is what happened.
Waifu Kingdom allied with Daftie, Leon, Ragusa and Trebizond.
Schmisser allied with Anglo-Dago Kingdom.
Cymru allied with Austria.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43289
We can endure neither our vices nor the remedies required for them.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43290>>43325 >>43345
Daftie declared war on Circassia. Quickly won then vassalized them. Is now attacking that small country to the right of Circassia. Will win shortly.
Leon declared war on East Frisia. Cymru aided their ally East Frisia and is now at war with Leon.
Imperium conquered and vassalized Aq Qoyunlu.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43291>>43292 >>43325
Leon conquered East Frisia. Cymru didn't even try to actually help them.
Imperium has vassalized Shammar and Najd.
Daftie annexed much of Nogai.
Imperium attacked Yemen.
Waifu Kingdom annexed Trebizond, then attacked Imperium to try and take Antioch. Waifu Kingdom has about twice the number of troops Imperium has. Imperium also is at war in Yemen already and has a vassal wrecked by rebellion (Najd).
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>>43291
>anglodago imperium not done anything yet
wew
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43293
Leon is allied with Cymru and the alliance with Waifu Kingdom is broken. Waifu Kingdom is trashing Imperium.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43294
Waifu Kingdom won. Took a couple provinces.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43295>>43298
Waifu Kingdom is allied with Leon again.
Leon attacked Hungary joined by Cymru and Waifu Kingdom.
Schmisser attacked Leon joined by Anglo-Dago Imperium.
Wallachia is a vassal of Waifu Kingdom I just noticed.
Schmissers side is winning currently. An army of 17k Austrians and 22k Anglo-Dagos just beat a 45k army of Leons. Cymru is over in the west taking Austrias territories there and is unopposed so far.
Leon is attempting to defend her homeland and failing.
Waifu Kingdom is unopposed in the East taking a fort. The fort blocks Waifus access to Schmissers homeland but once it is taken Waifu will have access to siege more of Schmisser.
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Also Schmisser, Anglo-Dago, Daftie and Waifu are at military level 7 which gives access to cannons which greatly speeds up sieges.
Imperium, Cymru and Leon are at 6.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43297
Also I'll leave it paused for now and come back later when more people are here so they can read along rather than having lots of it to catch up on.
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>>43295
Can you post Culture + Religion map?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43299>>43300 >>43301
>>43298
You haven't been converting culture. Imperiums been busy though.
I did a quick check and his provinces are costing like 20-48 to change culture. Some of the more developed ones are 120-145 but mostly not.
You have some cheap ones too but yours are mostly around 60+ to change culture. It's because you have provinces in the West which have much more development.
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>>43299
You are changing culture. It just costs more and takes longer.
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>>43299
Well we must shag these dagos at a faster rate, my dear chaps
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43302>>43303
The toilet seat is still warm and wet :0
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Leons conquest of Hungary ended in a white peace. No one gained or lost anything. Frees up forces on Leons side to concentrate on Schmisser and Anglo-Dago Imperium.
Schmissers alliance have 123k men in the field (That I could see)
Leons alliance have 119k
Leon and Schmisser have run out of manpower and won't be able to reinforce their armies much, except for mercenaries which cost a ton. Not sustainable.
Anglo-Dago has 9k manpower left. Waifu has 50k and Cymru have 24k.
Everyone has about 400 manpower gained each month except Leon and Waifu. Leon has 200 and something an Waifu has 753 a month.
Looks like BASED Waifu Kingdom may swing this war for Leon.
Big battle. Leon got wrecked but Cymru came in at the last minute. Was about to win but then Schmisser showed up and was about to win, then Waifu showed up but it was for nought and Schmisser carried the day, but only just.
Shortly after this Schmisser had an entire army wiped out.
Daftie has also loaned out 20k troops to Waifu for the war.
Looks like Schmisser is fucked.
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>>43304
>those forts in italy
looks like im mostly safe tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43306
Leon lost. Here is the world as it stands now. Schmisser only took two provinces. Hardly decisive. Leon had very high war exhaustion and was too much so she gave in rather than fight. Would have gone on for ages. Schmisser didn't have much warscore so it wasn't decisive and could easily go the other way next time.
Imperium has also made some conquests in the east.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43307>>43311
>>43193
>tfw you're the predatory one
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43308
Imperium SHOAHD by Waifu.
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>>43307
Nice thicc thighs
>>43309
Morning lad, and everyone tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43312
>tfw you just want to play as based NA and your mummy mistakes you for transgender
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43313>>43314
OH SHIT
US Army Exploring ‘Devastating’ New Weapon for Use In War with Russia
>“They’ve announced that the follow-on tank to the Armata will have a 152-millimeter gun missile launcher. They’re talking about it having a nuclear capability. And you go, ‘You’re talking about building a nuclear tank, a tank that fires a nuke?’ Well, that’s the implication,” said Karber.
http://www.defenseone.com/technology/2017/04/us-army-exploring-devastating-new-weapon-event-war-russia/136943/?oref=d-mostread
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>>43313
Kojima was right about so much of the things he wrote.
He was right about the internet too and the future of communication.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43315
Imperium getting rekt by Ethiopia
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43316>>43318 >>43319 >>43322
A girl said I'm like a lukewarm cup of coffee
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43317>>43323 >>43326
so is this the new thread? can't we do a normal thread?
morning btw
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43319
>>43316
Thats not good lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43320>>43321 >>43322 >>43323
>tfw a girl says I get better looking every time she sees me
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>>43320
more good looking i meant tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43322
>>43320
Thats better than >>43316 tbh lad.
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>>43320
Horrible, lad.
>>43317
Morning. Just wanted people to know it's FILM FRIDAY
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43325>>43327 >>43332
for 22st deviant art lewd commissions
>>43117
lad w-were in public!
>>43148
LAD NO!
>>43290
>>43291
>cymru just chilling in the isles
good lads
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43326
>>43317
Morning.
>>43323
Cant wait to watch Jumanji tbh. Im watching it regardless of what you lot decide tbh.
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>>43325
>born just in time for 22st deviant art lewd commissions
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43328>>43329
>hair grows out a few millimetres
>realise how fucked my hairline is
just going to wear a hat at this point tbh
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>>43328
>not being a based crypto-skinhead
Lad.
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>>43329
*puts on polo shirt and dances to two tone tbh*
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>>43327
we live in the best timeline
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>>43325
w-what am I supposed to do with that?
>>43327
>lewd
Don't want to break nofap, lass
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>>43330
>owning anything except polos and ben shermans
*joins in with the ska tbh*
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43334
>tfw the internet keeps cutting out
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>>43333
I dance to ska when Ive had a couple tbh
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daftie attacked schmisser and lost several provinces
imperium shoahd by waifu and then then invaded by ethiopia at the same time
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>>43335
>bully me for drinking yesterday
>admit to drinking today
smh.
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>>43336
Oh. I thought you wanted me to do something with the gif
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>>43337
Is that Cymru colonising the celtic regions of Brittany? based
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>>43338
i just drink john smiths or cider tbh
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>>43331
Still can't believe I ended up in this timeline tbh.
>>43332
Consider it a spiritual quest to master your body and not be overcome with arousal when you see lewdness.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43343
>>43333
Ive just remembered the old bill cant even give you a producer now, they just ring it up on their database. Smh…
>none of you lads will ever get a '7 day wonder' to get tax, insurance and MOT or they take your license away
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43344
going to go out for lunch tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43345
>>43323
alright I'll live with this
>>43290
>Russia stronk
I like thaht
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>>43341
>john smiths
Fair
>cider
Also fair.
GET ON THE LANDLORD TBH LAD
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>>43342
>Consider it a spiritual quest to master your body and not be overcome with arousal when you see lewdness.
Guess I'll become an OC monk then
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43348
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Princess Elizabeth's Sixteenth Birthday - 1942 | Movietone Moment | 20 April 17
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>>43346
dont drink pale ale tbh
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>>43349
i heard drinking pale ale gives you man tits
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43353
>>43352
Kek, drinking any sort of drink by the pint gives you man tits.
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>>43351
too citricy or whatever, I want to throw up when it touches my lips
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>>43354
Thats probably the yank stuff, American Pale Ale. Too many hops, not enough cask-aging. Do you like Doom Bar or any amber ales?
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>>43355
lad you think I haven't tried actual pale ale?
Doombar is tolerable for 1 pint only for me before it starts to taste odd
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>>43356
No lad, I think most of whats served isnt pale ale even though they call it that. Darkstar 'hop head' for instance - its not a pale ale if it tastes of pine and grapefruit, kek. Doom Bar is pretty shit but its sold everywhere so its easy.
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>>43358
john smiths is the only ale Ive been able to properly like
I used to drink a lot of all sorts of ale a couple of years ago, but most of the stuff then I wouldn't be able to drink now, far too pale, hoppy and so on
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>>43350
My new name is St22
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43361
>>43360
it was the true meaning all along
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43362
>>43360
may god guide you in your OC
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43363>>43364 >>43367 >>43368 >>43369
*becomes a deviant*
Luckily there are no hamsters around
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>>43364
>Very very dark past
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>>43363
is it happening?
btw lad
>>43211
saved all of them
I need to do animations more often myself but you're right they're really tiresome.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43370>>43371 >>43374
>>43367
>>43368
IT'S HAPPENING
>saved all of them
Wew.
>tfw they are still working on that game
>tfw they will never finish
>tfw I was banned from the project for shitposting
>I need to do animations more often myself but you're right they're really tiresome.
Yeah. Just the Pepe dancing gif is 11 images repeating.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43371
>>43370
>Yeah. Just the Pepe dancing gif is 11 images repeating.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43372>>43373 >>43376
shit was QT yesterday? did anyone watch?
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>>43372
no we never seem to watch it here idk why
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>>43370
Really want to make animated OC some time, already have a bit of a clue
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>>43373
We actually do but yesterday everyone just collectively forgot. For the better anyway I'm sure, I bet it was horrible.
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>>43372
i dont think it was on
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>>43375
when's the last time we have?
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>>43377
one before the easter break. two weeks ago.hat's t
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>>43378
that's two weeks ago.*
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>>43373
Admittedly I find it painful to watch.
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>>43381
this is true
>>43382
jesus daftie is going off
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43385
>>43374
Should do it, lass
>>43375
Probably was more of the same shit
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>>43255
One of the variations of the Flemming story is that he pissed on the autistic boy he raped.
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>>43382
>England in its proper location
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43389
>>43387
hey it's just like kaliningrad
>>43388
kek
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43390
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Dutch police shoots Muslim
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>>43388
Technically it should be where Leon is.
>tfw you will never restore saxony
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43393
score so far
current year is 1632
think game ends in 1821 (started in 1444)
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43394
>>43392
I'm sure some long ago interbred ruling class will be very pleased with us
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43395
>>43391
They're always so smug with Nige smh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43396
Is a roman salute considered "mature content"? What about swastikas?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43398>>43399 >>43400 >>43403
Hi lads
>fam got back today
>talking about the GE
>my mum will vote Lib Dem
>my dad won't vote Tory and will probably vote Lib Dem or not at all
>we may put up a Lib Dem sign on our house
Is the yellow surge real?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43399>>43402 >>43403
>>43397
>The REAL solutions
Finally some complex solutions to complex problems
Thanks, lass
>>43398
Hail Herts. Morning great leader.
He'll lose gracefully I'm sure.
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>>43398
You'd better believe it.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43401>>43405
Awww yis, were looking STRONK on that map waifu.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43402
>>43399
>He'll lose gracefully I'm sure
Yeah, he's a great loser.
>>43400
They may actually take our constituency. Tories and Labour are also competing strongly. UKIP are non existent here so I'm kind of glad I can't vote, I won't have to vote for an establishment party.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43403
>>43398
If you think he's a great loser, just wait till you see how he wins!
>>43399
you're welcome lad.
>tfw varg will never lead us because he hates politics
smh
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>>43392
Will there be a Germanic reconquest if the Turks seize control of central Europe?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43405>>43406 >>43407 >>43410 >>43411
cymru got invaded by england and portugal and was occupied almost 100% so they lost but i saw no territory exchanged, must have just been a trade war (cant annex territory in such a war can only get trade power and reparations)
waifu kingdom has annexed two provinces of anglo-dago imperium, and has also got colonists in the spice islands and australia
only other colonizer (out of us) is cymru who has a couple provinces in south america and a couple in south africa and in the south of north america
spain and portugal have colonized a ton though
>>43401
lel youre fucked now
i dont see any way to come back from this
daftie can get 244k manpower maximum and gets 2500 each month
you can get 88k and get 500 each month
even if daftie loses every battle you would simply run out of men and would never be able to occupy much of her territory because shes got way more men so can spread out more, whereas if you spread out youd be too weak in each army
shes also teching up faster than you with 20 admin, 19 diplomatic and 19 military whereas you have 19, 19 and 18 respectively
shes also still allied with me, whereas your alliance with anglo-dago has been broken i have just noticed. you have no allies (dago has allied with ming)
Leon is also allied with me and cymru
sorry but youre fucked kiddo
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>>43405
>cymru got invaded by england and portugal and was occupied almost 100% so they lost
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN
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>>43405
>we got Kaliningrad back
yeeee
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43408
>>43406
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>43405
>Russia actually managed to invade Afghanistan this time round
Unrealistic tbh
>>43407
kek why is that even a stock image?
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>>43405
Nah we'll be fine, I know it.
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>>43413
*prays to ancient Baltic war gods*
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43415>>43417 >>43418
waifu at war with dago who is allied with ming
ming sent massive army to europe to fight waifu
waifu losing a bit
>>43414
it didnt work
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43416>>43421
nvm daftie is in the war with waifu
think she was in before and i didnt notice idk
dago cant possibly win now tbh
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>>43415
*breaks Leon's and dafty's drains*
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43418
>>43415
>Ming has invaded Europe
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43419
nvm waifu kingdom gave in to their demands and ceded those two italian provinces back to dago smh
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>>43410
stocks are a gift from god
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>>43416
>>43417
I don't like war because I don't like loosing tbh
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brb doing lunchies for mummies an daddies return bye you fags
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>tfw stayed up and slept in
Arrrgh my schedule
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>>43428
it's ok, today is my day off, I'll return to my schedule tomorrow.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43432
>>43429
>>43431
>these are the faggots who call us britkikes
>>43430
tbh I need to get back on my schedule too but not yet
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43434>>43440 >>43441 >>43442 >>43444
alright youtube,
self employed,
shitfuck,
vermont,
garden,
lamestream media,
legacy media,
in my estimation,
actually quite funny,
bubba bill,
clintonians,
insofar as,
spoon clank
it's bright in my room so i have the curtains closed,
you have to remember,
make no mistake,
the 1980's,
this denigrates his supporters,
i predicted this,
oh Hail Herts cat
i can't have the cats in here when i'm recording
all hopped up on caffeine,
long hair was considered high class in the 18th century,
that's about all, peace out.
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>>43435
The shit that is showing up in my DA's sidebar.
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>>43360
Wew I like this tbh.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43440>>43444 >>43476
Hail Herts people! Posting from my phone in the middle of nowhere
>>43434
Is that styx you're memiing about?
Quite like his videos
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>>43434
>oh Hail Herts cat
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43443
Just caught up with the EU action Waifuposter
Keep it up I'm really enjoying it!
And yeah making Germany the Jews was a good choice too imo
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>>43434
I like how all these alt-right oddballs are real characters. They all have clearly defined eccentricities that make them recognizable even out of context.
>>43440
Afternoon lass.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43445>>43446 >>43447
>Tfw artist you like is removed from Spotify
Fuck
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>>43445
Was he being too much of an angry nativist?
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>>43444
Good afternoon!
>>43445
Sorry about your nation lamb
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>>43446
Could be the publisher adding some sort of exclusivity deal into the artist's contract that requires them to put their stuff on itunes and nowhere else.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43449>>43450 >>43453 >>43463
Lads a reminder that it's the Queen's birthday today.
I think I'll edit the OP to reflect that since I don't want to be disrespectful tbh sorry 22st
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>>43449
just make the next op about liz don't be gay
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>>43447
What are you talking about, we'll be just fine
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43452>>43455 >>43456
SO WHEN IS MOVIENIGHT STARTING
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>>43449
>removing based British op for jerry queen
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43454>>43457
lads I asked you a question
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>>43450
>>43453
I just added redtext then but I've got the links for the next OP
>>43452
Probably 8 or 10, but I'm not running it.
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>>43454
I don't know i'm missing it
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43458>>43468 >>43473
*scuttles out from under the oven*
hullo lads
>>43439
Ey lad I went to see the hippies earlier, we might have a burgervan to build in winter, talk tomorrow
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>>43459
That's a big daftie
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43461>>43462 >>43477
california and alaska are cymru colonies
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>>43449
So she almost shared a birthday with Hitler.
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43465>>43466 >>43469
also i did a drawing think that was chapter 3 its called "you can draw in 30 days" so by the end of the book i should be ok at least
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>>43465
That looks bretty good fam
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>>43463
They could've been bff's smh
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>>43456
alroight thanks
>>43458
pretty late lad
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>>43465
idk what this is but it looks hella aesthetic
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43470
Whooo is that a colony I have in Colombia? : D
WE WUZ IMPERIALZ
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43471
fresh scully
hard to watch show because every 5 serconds i gotta pause to take several screencaps for my folder ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>43458
Wew good fucking work tbh lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43474>>43480
>tfw my sleep schedule is fucked
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>>43468
smh i was working because i'm not dirty neet scum sort of tbf
>>43473
the downside is it's to a hippy 3/4ths jew who doesn't have enough shekels for the time being, smh. Also talked to some other hippies running a bullshit charity work thing for tards or smth who might buy into the land scheme if our shed living works out
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43476>>43481 >>43483
going to see mummy now if I don't make it for movie night have a good one tbh
>>43440
hullo lass. yeah lol
>>43441
lmao
>>43442
his powers are boundless!
>>43444
they are great lads tbh.
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>>43461
BASED
I thought Cymru lost?
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>>43477
they lost a war
they didnt get full annexed
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>>43478
ohh. that's awesome then. have high hopes for muh hen wlad fy nhadau
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>>43476
make it in time pls I'm not watching without you
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>>43481
I'll be there too, lass
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>>43484
lad what is that supposed to mean
I'm glad you are but you aren't going away with the threat of not coming back in time, other than that I'm happy you are
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43486>>43487 >>43489
Lads you gave me an idea btw. I got a copy of Look Who's Back and I'll get my fam to watch it later. Hopefully it'll be a very subtle redpill. I know it's supposed to work in a different way as propaganda but my fam are rational people.
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>>43486
so you're not watching with us?
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>>43487
No, my tablet is good only for the cytube chat anyway. So I might as well do something else in that time.
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>>43485
Thanks, lass. I hope she'll be there too but she shouldn't sacrifice time with heris mummy for us.
>>43486
You should help them see the light, lad. I think there are actually decent arguments presented in the film, it's just that they are said by Hitler and Nazis. Not seen it though.
>>43487
Looks like the current leading film is a few dollars more, but I'm sure we'll watch Look Who's Back on day as well.
>>43488
ahhhh why is it fucked for you reeee
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>>43489
>I think there are actually decent arguments presented in the film, it's just that they are said by Hitler and Nazis.
I get that it's supposed to compare the modern 'far right' to the Nazis but while fam thinks UKIP are 'loonies' they don't think they're Nazis. So hopefully it should help them see the Nazis in a more sympathetic light which is the first step towards the redpill tbh.
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>>43491
>I get that it's supposed to compare the modern 'far right' to the Nazis
I heard that it wasn't really done well so that might not work. We'll see.
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>>43492
Hopefully it'll be good. No harm in trying.
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tunes because why not
>>43494
At being gay? Yes you are.
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>>43495
>>43496
Shouldn't you two be behind a bike shed or something losers?
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>>43496
Tunes? I love tunes!
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>>43497
Respect authority, lad
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>>43499
No authority is higher than me but God and that naughty bully from Science smh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43501>>43503 >>43504
Also, the race war in my community is getting worse
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43502>>43505
Macron still in the lead ffs
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>>43497
*bans you for insubordination*
>>43498
>retard-O-bot
I see that and it just reminds me of this vid tbh
>>43501
Nice
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>>43502
hillary was in the lead also
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>>43503
The niggers have attacked an old woman today
>>43504
*kills you and leads my people out of the land of Egypt and the tyranny of the Pharaoh*
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>>43506
>The niggers have attacked an old woman today
Animals tbh
Sort them out
>*kills you and leads my people out of the land of Egypt and the tyranny of the Pharaoh*
*lets you become the Jews*
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>>43504
>Weird russian singer
>insulting based 7th element
what is this blasphemy I know he was an ebin maymay a while back still this is deeply insulting to my heritage
also I really love the band dunno why
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>>43507
The white kids chased them off but soon there will be real blood I can feel it.
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>>43508
Your heritage is gay Russia is shit
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>>43508
I didn't make the video tbf
He does sound surprisingly good tbh but it's still weird af
>>43509
I hope you go for it tbh lad. I know the media will spin it but if people can see what's happening with they're own eyes they'll be with you hopefully.
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>>43511
All the trouble is basically at the top of my street. I will probably get involved if I see anything smh
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>>43512
Who is watching us? For what purpose? How do you know? Are you party this conspiracy?
I charge thee speak!
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43516
>>43513
If it keeps escalating I think you'll have no choice but to get involved tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43518>>43519 >>43527
Game ended. Here is the state of the world and scores. America is the same as the last pic of it.
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>>43518
>tfw crushed between daftie and loony
worse fates I guess tbh
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>>43517
Should help Le Pen but idk honestly. The Frogs can generally be relied upon to cuck out.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43521
SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN AFRICA
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43522>>43524 >>43525 >>43526 >>43528
>laptop is crashing me again with no survivours
>keep pressing ctrl alt del
>doesn't even react
I think my pc is haunted
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43523
I AM A GORILLA
STAMP STAMP STAMP
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43524
>>43522
Nah its the hundreds of keyloggers tbh.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43525
>>43522
Get a life
Bin that shite
Either that or take it to get professionally repaired
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43526
>>43522
My NOOD capturing system will do that smh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43527
>>43518
oh shit we goin EAST niggers
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>>43522
Have you got too much shit installed on it? Could be worth to save all the newest important stuff and do a system restore to an earlier point?
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>>43528
maybe, could always try of course
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>>43529
Computers fill up with shit all the time, so much bloatware exists even on things like Itunes.
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FILM FRIDAY
Voting for today's film ended 19 minutes ago. We're watching a Few More Dollars with Clint Eastwood, the film that was made after the one we saw previously.
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>>43532
Can we watch more than one movie please?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43534
>>43531
>the soft moon
Oh wow Sam Hyde has better taste than I remember
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>>43531
That's a good one tbh
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43539
Ha! you call that bullying! I've been bullied by the meanest bullies in the world! Come and get me!
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>>43537
Was Imperium actually any good?
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>>43537
22st spotted in red over harry's shoulder
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43542>>43545 >>43547
>>43540
No. It was really disappointing.
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>>43541
Are you calling me a nonce, lad? reee
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>>43542
Do the bullies win or do we GREATWHITE NEETs?
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43549
i am not going to do that no way Joze please leave get out of my zone
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43550
DID SOMEBODY SAY MOVIE NIGHT?????
>>43265
smh tublr girls ammarite
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43551>>43554
We should watch that movie with the cuckoldry
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>>43544
We need to breed with underage lasses to save the huwhite race, lad.
>>43547
spoiler
bullies win. They didn't even try to explore any of the ideas in it smh. Harry Potter has no real arc either smh. Fucking agents
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43553>>43556 >>43557
>tfw thought I was safe by voting for a film I had already watched
>tfw follow up poll consists of only films I haven't seen.
Fuck
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>>43551
That could be a lot of movies.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43555>>43558 >>43559 >>43560
But why? Are these people you lads?
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>>43553
Why do you only want to watch things you've seen, lad?
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>>43553
ahhhhhh sorry, lad if it's imperium you're not missing much. It wasn't interesting or entertaining at all
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>>43555
I don't even have a dev account. Might need to get one now.
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>>43555
I don't go on there tbh, it's probably spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)
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>>43555
What's your Deviant Art, lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43561>>43563
>it's only one film, not a marathon
why
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>>43554
I mean the one called "The Cuckold" I think
>>43552
*If they're post-pubescent it's all good with me tbh*
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>>43561
I don't think we were supposed to have marathons every week tbh
But there might be more than one film anyway
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43564>>43566 >>43568 >>43569
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THIS LAD ADD ONE OF MY PICS ABOUT HERTS BEING A TYRANNICAL GENOCIDAL BO TO HIS FAVOURITES REEEE
Do they get something out of it?
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>>43564
Is that one of us? Wew.
I'm not much more attractive, tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43567
Is someone stealing our art?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43568>>43572
>>43564
kek what happened?
I bet it's Monarch
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>>43565
deviantart account
>>43564
idk lad maybe there's a "new users" or something feature that lets you being seen by everyone
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>>43565
How come you get all the hottest frog grils lad?
any tips?
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>>43556
I'm not able to make it tonight lad
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43572>>43576 >>43577 >>43578 >>43591
What did he mean by this? What should I reply?
>>43566
Doubt it. A lot of furries and other kinds of lads favourited me. I think they get something out of it.
>>43568
Top kek
>>43569
Oh. Yeah you should, lass. So I can save what I haven't saved already.
>>43569
>idk lad maybe there's a "new users" or something feature that lets you being seen by everyone
Probably
>>43570
I draw them. RedPepeLickingItsLips.jpg
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>>43565
If I watch you, will people spy on me? I get paranoid about theses things. I stay anon for a reason.
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>>43565
Lad I feel like you should restrict some of these tbh
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>>43557
Ah well, I'll vote for that then
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43576>>43579
>>43572
>So I can save what I haven't saved already.
I meant so I can see your shit and chat with you. I don't know about uploading anything yet but maybe i can not sure
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>>43572
wew wtf is going on
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>>43572
NEVER FORGET LINDESFARNE
*stabs him in the crotch from inside a barrel under a bridge*
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>>43576
>and chat with you
>>43574
What kinds of things should I restrict?
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>>43579
Probably the ones that are a bit grotesque, like jahans with his boobs out
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43581
>>43580
>like jahans with his boobs out
Come on lad, everyone needs to see that
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>>43578
He better not start ERPing with me now, lad..
>>43580
ahhh but I don't want to censor. I am sure the mods will be benevolent and not delete those images but instead censor them for me, right?
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>>43582
Fuck, I forgot that first one
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>>43583
Well as long as there's nothing sexual about it and it's all "artistic" you should be fine considered the wealth of fetish porn left unchecked on that site
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43587>>43588
who has a warm ickle head
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>>43587
What kind of head you talking about, lad?
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>>43586
>you should be fine considered the wealth of fetish porn left unchecked on that site
I thought so too
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>>43589
Is it a head of lettuce?
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>>43538
I tried asking her out using hitler's birthday as a celebration but forgot to actually ask her out and went away saying hitler was the jesus of modernity and I don't think she got the irony
I need to kill myself, there is nothing lower than a clear suicide who can't even kill himself
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>parents mad at me because I won't drink with them
who /badchild/ here
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>>43594
>Why did we lose the cold war
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>>43594
>Loves drinking but doesn't want to do it with your parents
bad lass
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>>43594
Naughty tbh
I had no idea alcoholism was a family thing for you lot though :^)
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>>43597
>waifuposter and imperiumposter both broke their promises anyway
>I'm the last one standing
>my gig is the most retarded one
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>>43593
That didn't seem like a good move lad
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>>43598
oh this isn't alcoholism
wait until you see real alcoholism kiddo
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>>43594
>tfw going out for a concert and probably gonna drink with my dad
Who /bestchild/ here?
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>>43600
I don't think I know about this lore…
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>>43603
what concert if I may ask
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>>43602
Maybe I'll see what real alcoholism looks like when I sink into a depression and start drinking to try and escape from the fact that nobody seems to understand me
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>>43593
I feel like you're making most of this up, lad
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>>43606
Joe Bonamassa
Can't wait
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>>43608
I wish I was, I swear this is how spergy I am IRL.
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>>43610
Alright, lad. But trying to kill yourself…?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43612>>43614
i wish i had my own office
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>>43611
I wish I had the courage to.
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>>43612
Me too. Not a job. Just an office.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43615
i wish i didnt fap three times today
still did some stuff but not as much as when i dont fap, by a huge margin
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>>43614
It would be so cool smh
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>>43613
That means you still love yourself and still want to live.
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>>43617
I am sure a King can afford a home office.
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>>43618
I don't lass, I'm just cowardly.
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>>43620
Not without the bumbum parliament kicking up a fuss again. Most of my money goes on gift politics smh
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>>43617
I could wear a suit, and pretend to be a real person, but secretly it's just a big empty room with an old TV and a Gamecube, and I spend all day playing F-Zero and Timesplittlers.
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>>43617
>>43614
>>43620
Me and Vanlad could build you office-sheds on the reasonably cheap tbh
*rubs hands yiddishly*
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>>43622
who are you lad? are you from /brit/? I saw you posting there. Why do you call me lass?
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>>43619
>Loner turns into a girl to lure and kill other girls.
sounds like great kino
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>>43624
>A TV in your office
Bye
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This has got to be one of the funniest most hilarious films i think i've ever seen in my life!if you love extra special cheesy horror films you'll think this is great otherwise avoid it! Good for a laugh! Can't believe it was made in 1993 it definitely looks like a 70's hand held camera movie! look out for the 'im Joe your best friend' scene, the girl in it must be really hard because she walks around after her fingers have been chopped off starring into space and the all time classic song schooling, its a got to be a number one hit! Don't know what else to say about this film except me and my mate were rolling around laughing at it for hours after!!!
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>>43607
A friend of mine once told me that no one will ever know how anyone else feels, and that all are feelings are incredibly unique and incomprehensible to anyone else.
Also refer to NGE gif
>>43218
>>43605
It sure is lad, it sure is *dances into oblivion*
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>>43619
You're always in for quality with the Screamtime Collection. I have one of their DVDs of this masterpiece.
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>>43623
Time for absolutionism to make a return
>>43625
Build a /newbrit/ mansion
>>43629
What?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43633
>>43624
>timesplitters
Where do I sign up lad?
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>>43632
>What?
from the reviews of the link posted
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>>43626
Haven't posted on /brit/ today. You are a lass lass
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>>43607
>see real alcoholism
Hail Herts lad, its me.
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>>43632
we could build a /newbrit/ shed neighbourhood pretty easily tbh, only £3000 of pocket money for a shack and garden on pastureland or a couple hundred for just a shed next to loads of other sheds.
>druid slumlords responsible hwhite non-renting landlords
>>43636
smh i just got a 2l bottle of cider but that won't be enough
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>>43632
The toilet will be named The /Newbrit/ Throne.
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>>43637
>>43637
>Hey mum Im a slumlord!
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43640>>43642
>>43635
so you're a standard lurker/poster if you call me a lass. new users don't do that. smh tbh. not directed at you, I'm talking about myself
you should sort yourself out my dude
>>43636
>you
>alcoholic
nah
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43641>>43642 >>43644
>>43638
We'll have to pay taxes to use it then. Wew
>>43637
Sounds good and local, lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43642>>43643
>>43640
Thanks tbh.
>>43641
>tfw have to ask St22 if I can poo
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43643>>43646
>>43642
The law of the land is that you have to use the loo to poo and you also have to pay for it.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43644>>43663
>>43641
>Saint 22's OC Scriptorium
it's a shed with lots of skylights tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43645>>43647 >>43650 >>43663
Can I be knight of the realm?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43646>>43649 >>43663
>>43643
What is the punishment for unauthorised poos?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43647
>>43645
Tbh lad we need you to teach HEMA after the nukes drop.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43648>>43651 >>43654
Women keep looking at me funny in a not good way I wish they would just fook off I swear I think it's m coat or that I haven't shaved
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43649>>43663
>>43646
>>43646
>unauthorised poos
REEEEE
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43650>>43652
>>43645
>Commander Anprim of the Right Wing LOCAL Squad
I'd welcome a sparring partner tbh but I use real manly weapons like 24ft pikes and halberds not baby fencing foils
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43651>>43656
>>43648
Are you wearing your trenchcoat lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43652>>43653
>>43650
Actually i'm an EPEE Fencer which was what Mosley and most nazis were tbh fam
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43653>>43703
>>43652
Oh, nice - real fencing not sport fencing
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43654>>43657
>>43648
>I haven't shaved
Good lad, we need to reappropriate hairiness from the kebabs and curries.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43655>>43658 >>43659 >>43662 >>43663 >>43679
So lads over at /hebe/ said it's okay for me to post here?
So someone said I 'looked like a paedo' at my job interview today. It was a child caregiver role as well so I think it was discrimination. Wasn't the first time I've been called a paedo though as my family tried to get me sent away for being a paedo when a local lass went missing. I have absolutely no idea what happened to her but they still claim I"m responsible for her disappearance. I'm generally a good looking lad just have a few quirks that maybe put people off such as staring at lambs for too long or offering to help when I shouldn't. Honest, I'm good just misunderstood. So, how do I stop looking like a paedo?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43656>>43660
>>43651
Parker coat lass, it just looks too wintery for this time of year smh and the lasses know it
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43657
>>43654
>tfw based Gaulish mustache shape
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43658
>>43655
Stop looking and acting like a paedo.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43659
>>43655
kek, shave or trim, fix your posture and dress your age
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43660>>43668
>>43656
>>43656
>parka
Based tbh lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43661>>43665 >>43675
Does waifuposter know xfiles is coming back???
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43662
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43663>>43666 >>43674 >>43678
>>43644
It's going to need guards to protect it from Vikings.
>>43646
>>43649
Being burned alive and have their ashes used as fertiliser.
>>43645
Only are great BO can knight you
>>43655
>lamb
wew, lamb
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43664>>43667 >>43669
shit the shops close in one hour brb
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43665>>43671
>>43661
It already did some back didn't it? I'm sure they had a new season last year or the year before with Duchovny in drag.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43666>>43670
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Fresh
ANGRY
Propaganda
>>43663
tbh every member of the enclave will have to get fit and do military duty
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43667
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43668
>>43660
It's one of the ones with fur on it so maybe she thought i was girly and thought I was pathetic because she was a manager and I am a mere neet she also looked like Marion Le Pen
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43669>>43672
>>43664
German shops close at 7? Fucking hell tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43670>>43674
>>43666
>tbh every member of the enclave will have to get fit and do military duty
Yeah. Sweet devilish trips, lad. Does the number 666 have any significance in druidism?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43671
>>43665
I dunno lass I dont watch tv. Just wanted to cheer waifulass up tbh.
>duchovny in drag
*googles this furiously*
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43672
>>43669
Silly lass it would be eight in Germany
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43674
>>43670
Repeating digits are significant - not sure about 6's specifically
>>43663
The old Wickerman.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43675>>43677
>>43661
it already came back and they are presumably doing another season but probably not for a couple years i hope they hurry up every year they wait is another year scully gets older smh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43676>>43683
>>43673
Ignore it, lad. It works with bullies it works with wasps.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43677
>>43675
Okay lad, I only heard some paki talk about on the most LOCAL radio station in the world, Spirit FM.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43678>>43685
>>43663
>guards to protect from vikings
Just anti-personell mines and double barreled shotguns tbh lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43679>>43684
>>43655
>how do I stop looking like a paedo?
Stop shagging kids tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43680
>>43537
>>43537
>>43537
>>43537
>>43537
Remember to vote for tonight's second film.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43681>>43687
>Production is set to begin this summer, with the series expected to return between the 2017 and 2018 season. That means fans could be seeing new episodes of The X-Files as early as this winter.
I hope it doesn't have niggers in it or something the latest season from a couple years ago had a fair amount of poz in it tbqh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43682
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FRESH STEF
DEAR FRENCH PEOPLE
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43683
>>43676
It has grown too tired to fly, walks pitifully beneath the blinds till death stills it.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43684>>43690
>>43679
>shagging
>kids
Pick one. Dont actually pick one for fuck sake that sounds awful.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43685>>43688
>>43678
Where would we get such mines?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43686>>43698
Greetings true friends. How many wheat fields dost thou command?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43687
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43688
>>43685
GCHQ Agents ITT Fellow neo-nazis tbh lad. :^)
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43691>>43693
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43693>>43697
>>43692
>>43691
>>43690
REEEEE IRONIC PEDOS OUT TBH
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43698
>>43686
HAIL TRVE EVROPAN WE SHALL SOON HAVE MANY WHEAT FIELDS FILLED WITH FROLICKING BUXOM WENCHES
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43699>>43701
>mfw fiscally responsible government and well maintained Empire
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43700>>43706 >>43714
>>43697
>vanlad
>yank
Im coming to wales in a few months lad, dont make me show you my lout-tan tbh.
>pedo not paedo
It feels wrong to type paedo.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43701>>43704
>>43699
You a BASED TORY as well lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43703>>43705 >>43708
>>43653
Well it's real sport fencing the epee is the style that is closest to French duelling swords. But yeah the BUF uniform was based up the fencers jacket and the right wingers of the time used to organise fencing events so they could hold secret conferences of the time as nearly all of the Italian fascists fenced.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43705>>43712
>>43703
Can you post one of the swords they used?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43706>>43707 >>43714
>>43700
Jokes on you I live in England I'm reminded of it every time I walk my dog past a school at 3pm and get swarmed by little brown people
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43707>>43714
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43708
>>43703
real fencing as in it's not one of those retarded bendy wires with a ball at the end but a sword you can actually defend with
Cool history lad
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43709>>43710 >>43711
>Black woman and worker standing in front of the Yoghurts
>Mummy says to get ones I like
>Say "I will when this monkey faced nigger gets out the way"
>The worker heard me and turned around shocked then walked away
She was white smh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43710>>43713
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43711>>43713
>>43709
Does your mummy tolerate that kind of language at home?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43712>>43719
>>43705
Civic fencer has an episode about it, but those old French sword and were called Epee du combat which literally just means duelling sword and the design hasn't changed much except the grips but it's really just the art stabbing
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43713>>43716 >>43730
>>43711
I hate niggers
>>43710
I hate niggers
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43714
>>43700
>coming to wales IF GCHQ DONT KILL ME FIRST
I missed a bit tbh.
>>43706
>jokes on me
It appears you are the one who has been Anglo'd lad. Tbh wales is beautiful and I hope you have a darn good reason to be over the border. Id move to wales in a heartbeat tbh, just need to find something to sell to farmers and call center workers:^)
>>43707
Oh Im laughing lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43715
Also with all these troubles racism suddenly got very casual amongst the others in my city
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43716>>43717 >>43718
>>43713
I wasn't questioning that lad, just surprised you have a based mummy
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43717>>43718
>>43716
I've always said these things so my family are desensitised to it by now
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43718
>>43717
>>43716
is your mum single lad? I could be your stepdad if so.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43719>>43721
>>43712
Is it a small sword?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43721>>43725
>>43719
Yeah it's related to the small sword but they have a specific name
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43722>>43725
what time does movie night start plz?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43723
im tired and bored and i want to die
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43724
>>43720
usually swamped with tourists
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43725>>43726
>>43722
8
>>43721
Alright, lad. You should post what you use.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43726>>43729
>>43725
Just look up modern epee
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43727
Evening Laddos.
I ♥ Film Friday.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43729>>43731
>>43726
Just link one, lad
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43730>>43732
>>43713
No excuse for rudeness tbh. We should be courteous to them right until the day they go into the ovens. It's the British thing to do.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43731>>43733
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43732>>43736
>>43730
We've always been contemptuous of them and they have no right to be here attacking our old women and stabbing our young men and especially not in our community. This isn't a foreign cartoon.Our politeness does not extend to the ridiculous.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43733>>43735
>>43731
ahhhhhh I'll ever get to see one
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43735>>43739
>>43733
LAD JUST LOOK IT UP REEEEE
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43736>>43737
>>43732
No need to be rude though. It's just uncouth.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43737>>43743
>>43736
Don't play up to the stereotype foreigners apply to you lad it's embarrassing.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43738>>43741 >>43742
>eating an entire pizza in one sitting for the second day running
the jews did this
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43740>>43746
>>43739
Look up sports epee
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43741>>43754
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43742>>43754
>>43738
Of course they did lad. is that chippy open tomorrow?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43743>>43747
>>43737
Seriously, what good does rudeness do anyone? It's not going to make them leave any faster. It just makes you look low class.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43744>>43748
>teenager conscripted by Battersea Dogs Home keeps knocking on my door
fucksake lad the only charity we need is a whip-around for gas chamber construction
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43745
I once got bullied by somebody knocking on the door for charity.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43746>>43749 >>43761
>>43740
*gets stabbed but it's fine since I stabbed you a microsecond before you stabbed me*
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43747>>43751 >>43754 >>43755 >>43762
>>43743
Fuck off you soft cunt there's open bastard war on my streets and you want me to be polite to them?
WAKE UP CALL!
We have had the most deep contempt for foreigners in history. Especially the lesser races. That's how we built the greatest empire in history but you want me to be pleasant to invaders? Fuck off. They aren't welcome and they need to know it. Filtered. Scum!
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43748>>43754
>>43744
Give the doggos 20p tbh lad, they are much better than people tbh.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43749>>43752 >>43753 >>43759
>>43746
Is fencing based or is it gay?
I can't make up my mind.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43751>>43755
>>43747
I want you to not lower yourself for no reason. If the day comes when we can kick them all out, we can act then. Until that day, no need to act like a Based NA twat.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43752>>43754
>>43749
Its not gay to wear tightfitting padded suits and prod folk with bendy poles tbh.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43753
>>43749
You have different kinds of fencing. Personally I find that kind of fencing gay since they are not using real swords and the rules means that you do not have to worry about an afterblow. I find HEMA cool though. A lot of people would probably consider all kinds of fencing gay tbh.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43754>>43757
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>>43741
nope, smh
I do home made ones occasionally but I was tired and they were 80p smh
>>43742
Course lad, I could do a spergetti bolognese or summatinstead though, and stock up on cheap alkie from Lidl or smth - any requests?
>>43747
that's right lad get good and angry
ANGRY NATIVISM
>>43748
I agree tbh all of the cunts in this town look away when I give them a nod of greeting or a manful and uncucked level gaze while passing but doggos will slober all over me, mans best friend
>>43752
I really miss wearing poofy trousers and tights and prodding people with an 18ft pole smh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43755
>>43747
>>43751
This would appear to be a time for bumbum to act and show his colours.
>sit on the sidelines of a race war of any kind
?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43756>>43762
i answered the door to some charity guy once by mistake had to give him money since i didnt want to say no to charity had to give him a pound for a shitty badge i immediately threw in the bin
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43757>>43764
>>43754
Good stuff, Im feeling some fucking vinegary chips tbh. I really appreciate the gesture but I only eat toast and marmite tbh lad, kek. lidls: Hatherwood Green Gecko IPA, Amber Adder, any german/belgian pilsner lager, festbier etcetera. Im bringing my Lagavulin and some Landlord. Maybe get in salt and vinegar / smokey bacon crisps? kek
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43759>>43760 >>43763 >>43765
>>43749
It's based and anyone who says it's gay are just jealous that they're LARPing isn't an internationally recognised sport that was adopted by most of the nazi high command and officer core as well as the Italian fascist movement and Mussolini and Mosley himself based the very uniform of the BUF upon his fencing gear.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43760
>>43759
I guess that settles it then.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43761>>43766
>>43746
*stabs you in the armpit and breaks your rib*
i actually gave someone a fracture this way at a competition oops
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43762
>>43747
>We have had the most deep contempt for foreigners in history. Especially the lesser races.
Thanks the reminder.
>>43756
I just tell them I'm skint and shut the door in their faces tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43763
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43764>>43768
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>>43757
I'll pick up what I can, may as well go all out. Might be able to hook up the PC to the TV and have that teleconfo with Hammerdruid and the rest of brit/pol/ and watch a /newbrit/ film at the same time. Your phone's got a tracker thing right? I'll text you the address tomorrow
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43765>>43770 >>43771 >>43774
>>43759
don't you agree with the arguments though, lad? Thing is most sports don't have any real life application. At least HEMA fencing teaches you to use a real weapon, even if firearms kind of makes them useless.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43766>>43767
>>43761
Were you fighting a skellingtin lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43767>>43769
>>43766
The epee blade is the heaviest and most "painful" of sport fencing, and this was at a youth competition
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43768>>43774
>>43764
aye lad, no idea of ETA yet, my jobs at 10:30 and its 85 miles to you from there.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43769>>43773
>>43767
>heaviest and most painful
Nice tbh. Have you ever been injured lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43770>>43775
>>43765
>firearms make them useless
But I want to fight the invaders not the police
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43771>>43774 >>43775
>>43765
Except that fencing teaches distance and hand eye coordination, the stance gives you a smaller target surface area, and the blade work applies to most long bladed weapons, it's only the evolution of the sporting side that has taken the militaristic aspects from it, with the electronic scoring meaning that the double point system can be abused, and the focus on sport aspect removing some of the discipline from it. But I was trained by a Bulgarian ex national champ and I learnt fencing the old fashion way.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43772>>43774
>>>/pol/9767904
>>>/pol/9767915
?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43773
>>43769
I've received bruises and knocks but nothing bad, I once had that covered nearly all of my inner thigh but that was from some fun sparring. As much as people like to memi about how double points take away the "swordsmanship" of it, most people don't try to score hits if that means they get hit.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43774>>43776 >>43777
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I'm in some lass's reenacting docu tbh, they gave me a sword and I did retarded film fighting and nobody noticed, smh hobby going down the drain
>>43768
no rush, we can take it easy right - no job on Sunday?
>>43765
smh being a BIG GUY and knowing how to fight is useful lad, you don't have to go Last Samurai against guns.
>>43771
Come live on our druid retreat and sell fencing lessons later lad
>>43772
>not lifting hives in the middle of the night wearing a beekeeper's suit over a cat suit
what are you casul
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43775
>>43770
tbh like civic fencer I'm heavily biased towards the cut and thrust sabre.
>>43771
Good then, lad
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43776
>>43774
>choring bees in a catsuit
The Bee Creepers tbh.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43777>>43778 >>43780 >>43781 >>43782
>>43774
Tbh i'm also fairly good with guns, I've shot an array of firearms, semi and full auto, and bolt action scopes guns. And occasional my lads and I get drunk and grapple and spar till someone gives up or we're too drunk to do it properly
Sure hope I don't get bataclan'd tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43778
>>43777
Lucky trips say you wont get batacland having your own balls put in your mouth lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43780>>43784
>>43777
Where do you go shooting lass?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43781
>>43777
I am sure those lucky trips will protect you form the GCHQ
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43782>>43784 >>43785
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My toes are broken and thicc because every time I did the push of pike I was put behind the biggest, fattest, clumsiest lad in the block, also split my chin on another cunt's helmet brim
>>43777
I shot a ball-less 18c cavalry carbine once, smh fucking equal rights letting women reenact, she used it because she couldn't take the recoil from a Civil War musket
HISTORICAL INACCURACY REEEEEE
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43783>>43788 >>43792
Which pair would you squeeze if you could only squeeze one pair?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43784>>43786 >>43804
>>43782
>women
>reenacting
She better have been some sort of wench or a camp follower reeeeeee
>>43780
Here and there, now and then, lad
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43785>>43804
>>43782
How exactly do you do the push of pikes in reenactment? Sounds pretty risky.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43786
>>43784
2ero\ungctrfsgyfdqc,bds]gfdadfsfbn fdfdd\dfaSC
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43787
FILM STARTS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43789>>43793
>still haven't installed googledrive
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43790>>43792 >>43794 >>43796
Is one of them a trap, lad? If I chose one then you are going to post a panned out image and the one I chose is going to have a willy.
You can't bully me if I refuse to play. I am above it.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43791
anyone else have tiny white spots all over their ballsack that when you squeeze them have this white stuff come out?
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43793
>>43789
You have 50 minutes
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43794>>43809 >>43811
>>43790
its just two sexy girls cosplaying as triss and yennefer
here is pics of the girls
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43795
still cant keep food down me lads
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43796
>>43790
Neither of them have willies, lad
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43798>>43799 >>43802 >>43806
>>43797
Why would you shoot yourself in the chest and not the head?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43799>>43812
>>43798
Smh failure in life, failure in death.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43800
>>43600
>waifuposter and imperiumposter both broke their promises
I never made a promise lass
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43801>>43803
>tfw UK gun laws
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43802>>43812
>>43798
Open casket for the lasses, give them a cheeky wink at the very end
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43803>>43805 >>43813
>>43801
Whats stopping you havomg a shotty lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43804>>43824 >>43838
>>43784
nope lad, it's cucked to hell and back
She was a musketeer, all of the regiment's drummers were wimmen, and they even let a girl do the push of pike
at least I got to do the push and drive behind her once
>>43785
The pikes have rubber tips and metal fastenings, they hurt like fuck - once did a fort attack and got piked in the ribs by a fat lad who hated me because of brexit. There's the theatrical piking bit where everyone prods at eachother and pretends to die but the actual push of pike is done by advancing in a massive tightly packed but not homoerotic scrum like you're collectively acting as a 300 stone porcupine sumo wrestler. You keep the pikes straight up but someone will always drop one then everyone gets tangled up and falls over, it's the funnest thing to do tbh. but yeah pretty dangerous.
the worst dangers I know of is, one time in 1979 a cavalryman got shot through the shoulder with a ramrod because one of the forlorn hope musketeers had legit battle fright and forgot to take it out, and one time during the previously mentioned fort attack where a musketman didn't clear his breech properly or close his apostle caps and exploded himself
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43805
>>43803
*having
reeeeeeeeee
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43806>>43812
>>43798
18th century people were very emotional, and there wasn't a good understanding of the brain, so they killed themselves through the heart, which in more archaic times was understood to be the seat of consciousness.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43807
BE REAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43809
>>43794
WHY ARE THEIR NOSES SO ANGULAR!?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43811>>43814
>>43794
>that third one
Nice bum tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43812
>>43799
wew
>>43802
Top kek
>>43806
Interesting, lad. I suppose it might be more honourable as well.
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43814
>>43811
She is the best one but something is off….
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43815
Two days after his return to Tokyo, Kiyoaki Matsugae died at the age of 20
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43817>>43821
>>43813
I think there are legal privately held 50cals in the UK, its just handguns and automatics that you cant have.
>tfw have a few nice c02 pistols for plinking
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43818
>Dafty gets chatted up by a big Sambo every day
She told me not to tell you but I find it hilarious lmao
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43819
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43821>>43830
>>43817
That was my point, lad. You can own a bolt action 50cal over here. You are however limited to very few ranges as they have to be very long.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43822>>43825
>>43820
*grabs you and lifts you up* don't die, lad
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43823
Phillipa spilled her yoghurt everywhere.
It's not her fault. She is blind.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43824>>43827 >>43829 >>43831
>>43804
>a fat lad who hated me because of brexit
I'm surprised a person who's into historical reenactments would be a remainer tbh
>>43816
Because you don't post enough Eugenies
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43825>>43828
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43827>>43831
>>43824
You'd be surprised, so many butt hurt lefties do HEMA and reenactments. It's quite annoying tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43828>>43834
>>43825
*cuts the rope and lets you down* You alright, lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43829
>>43824
>Because you don't post enough Eugenies
Hmmmm.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43830>>43832
>>43821
Oh I see, sorry lad my sarcasm-shield flared up.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43831>>43893
>>43824
It's a wonderful hwhite hobby, but some of those whites are wiggers and lots bring ladies into it and those ladies are invariably modern and fully versed in social manipulation.
So I make some comments in favour of brexit, drop a little light race and science info, some land stuff (she posted a retarded infographic promoting the concrete paving of the entirety of the uk in order to house more rapefugees), she takes offense and makes a noise until I stopped bothering to show my face around there.
>>43827
the CIVIC fencer and Skallagrim crowd etc
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43832
>>43830
Don't worry, lad. It is a contentious subject I know.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43833
LADS
Do we have decent interval videos lined up this week?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43835
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>ywn be as swift as a roe
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43837>>43839
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>ywn leave a girl behind you
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43838>>43904
>>43804
>once did a fort attack and got piked in the ribs by a fat lad who hated me because of brexit.
Top fucking kek.
Also holding the pikes up? I thought the push of pikes happened when both pike formations where pushing into each other with the pikes. I guess that's too dangerous given the power of the group?
>one time in 1979 a cavalryman got shot through the shoulder with a ramrod
Fucking brutal
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43839>>43904
>>43837
Would rather bang upon the big drum
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43841
>>43834
What's wrong? Watching a film with us in 30 mins, lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43842
>>43840
lacking the courage to commit suicide
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43843>>43848 >>43849 >>43850 >>43857
Hullo lads. mummy went to rest in bed and I got her laptop. had to find the charger and if I move it a little it switches off wew. at least I made it to movie night
*uses whatever photos are saved on this machine*
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43844
>>43840
food and water, mainly
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43845
>>43840
The thought of getting anally probed by a big green alien
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43846
MAKE SURE YOU CAN WATCH THE VIDEO IN https://cytu.be/r/newbrit BEFORE WE BEGIN
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43847>>43852
>>43840
Nicotine, milk, marmite. In that order.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43848>>43851
>>43843
CUTE
Is that your Mummies cat, lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43849>>43851
>>43843
That's a handsome cat, lass. You better be able to sit still for 3-4 hours
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43850>>43851
>>43843
*looks for exif data*
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43851>>43853
>>43848
>>43849
thanks lads, yeah we used to have her but had to give her away because was too expensive to have two cats smh.
>>43850
haha! 8ch strips exif! I hope
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43852>>43854
>>43847
are you jack buckby
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43853>>43855
>>43851
I honestly wouldnt know Im a trogaladyte.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43854>>43861
>>43852
No lad, I dont know who that is. should I?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43855>>43858
>>43853
*wipes brow* that was a close one, good bluffing..
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43856>>43867
Lads. Mummy won't wake up she's been asleep for days since i put the pointypointy in her smdh why are mummies so lazy
RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43857>>43869
>>43843
is this your cat? It's gorgeous
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43858>>43869
>>43855
I take screenshots of photos I take to post, but I dont have a clue if this removes any gps tags or whatever. I bloody hope so.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43860>>43870
Herts, I may have a slight fix for you. Working on figuring out a way to paste the script in the virtual browser atm. Join the cytu.be and I'll pm you the link.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43861>>43864
>>43854
He is two fosters can tall, lad.
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43864>>43868
>>43861
>2 fosters cans tall
>fosters
piss water, weak, australian, shrimp on the barby
>2 cans
A birb?
I see. I dont see
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43866
>>43862
Dont like hairy pussy tbh lad.
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43868>>43872 >>43873
>>43864
>I dont see
He once tried to romantically pursue Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale and she publicly rejected him owing to his manlet status, lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43869>>43874
>>43857
yeah had her since she was a kitten but had to give away smh, ragdoll
>>43858
kek that sounds like it should work
>>43862
WEW
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43870>>43877
>>43860
>(1)
lad who are you
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43871>>43878 >>43879
i fucking stink
mummy hasnt cleaned any clothes in like two weeks except i just got some clean shirts today
old trousers though
fucking bitch
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43872
>>43868
>all this stuff that doesnt concern me
Oh okay. *googles buckby*. Oh I see.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43873>>43886
>>43868
what did she say to him? what did he say to her? or are you exagurating?
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43875>>43882
>tfw six string samurai was real
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43876>>43883
mummy has turned yellowish and stinky stupid mummy
wake up!!!!!!!!!
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43878
>>43871
>>43871
>i stink
>mummy hasnt cleaned clothes
SORT YOURSELF OUT
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43879>>43881
>>43871
maybe its time to learn how to use the washing machine lad
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43880
>>43877
ok, because Herts is gone but I told him
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43881>>43883 >>43884 >>43889
>>43879
she wont let me use the oven do you think shell let me use the wahsing machine? noope
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43882
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>>43875
>six string samurai
Do you mean Eric Knopfler lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43883>>43888
>>43876
throw a tv remote at her head for being so lazy!
>>43881
what if you be stinky really close to her?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43884>>43885
>>43881
>what is a sink
>what is elbow-grase
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43885
>>43884
>>43884
REEEEEE *Elbow Grease goddamit.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43886>>43890
>>43873
>Cuckby invited Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale to a political event and is totally ignorant to her being a sensitive and precious lass so takes her on a busy train
>Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale gets confused and flustered outside sometimes and therefore faints and he catches her and then brags about it on Twitter
>He tries to give the impression he is on a date with her
>Later when she gets home she publishes a tweet explaining that she would never romantically consider a man shorter than her.
>Cucky is eternally BTFO
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43888>>43895
>>43883
==AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HER ARM FELL OFF MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43889
>>43881
Does your Mummy bully you, lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43890>>43891
>>43886
>he went for a taller lass
Wew.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43891>>43894
>>43890
Not as if he had much choice, he would have to travel to the east to find a woman shorter than him.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43893>>43897 >>43904
>>43831
>she posted a retarded infographic promoting the concrete paving of the entirety of the uk
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43895
>>43888
smh what a dumb dumb head
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43897>>43906
>>43893
>not wanting to see the southdowns and weald levelled and paved for the invaders utility.
Its like you cant into progress.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43898>>43899 >>43900
>>43896
We're all imperium now
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43901
>>43899
>not being imperium
Lad…
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43904
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>yw stand the glass around
I talked to the Battersea lad, he came knocking again - has to knock on every house 4 times, poor lad. He hates PETA and plays 40k and console games, what a nice lad.
>>43838
You can stand at rest with the pike on the ground straight up, march with it in one hand over the shoulder, march with it slanted. When in combat you comport it, holding the bottom at your inner thigh to protect the goolies and so it's out of the way and can be used as a pushing tool.
The theatrical push of pike is where you do it a bit like reality, prodding and pushing horizontally, but the real contest is a pushing match with the pikes held upward.
>>43839
goodlad
>>43893
just fuck my country up fam
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43905
>>43902
Reee no data but Im there in spirit.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43906
>>43897
Trees are overrated, cut them all down. Hills? Who needs hills, dig them up and put a city there. Hail progress.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43907
>>43900
>>43896
She's so pretty lads
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43909
>tfw superior autist so the traffic hurts my ears and mummy is being noisy again
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43910>>43913
>>43900
I would unironically take her as a concubine and keep her as my semen depository.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43912
Ow it was one of those prickly poo
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43913
>>43910
Well … it's a start
and not a bad way to join the imperium
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43914
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>ywn give them hot stuff
*eats the other half of a cake*
the jews did this
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43919>>43920 >>43921
>>43916
Are you being paid by the Chinese government to do this?
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43921>>43923
>>43919
Probably, they want all people to merge into the Han race after all.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43922>>43924 >>43926
Did Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale get bullied off twitter?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43923>>43925
>>43921
Look lad, if the chinks were paying me, do you think I would be as miserable as I am?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43924>>43928
>>43922
>that word filter
fucking hell
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43925
>>43923
Sounds like standard hapa depression to me lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43926>>43927
>>43922
Yeah, by Antifa and /pol/ bullies
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43927>>43930 >>43939
>>43926
>Antifa
don't they usually use physical intimidation and go to the address of the people they want to destroy
Did they do that with her?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43928>>43929 >>43931 >>43937
>>43920
That's a shame, you should charge them for the service.
>>43924
Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43929>>43932
>>43928
>That's a shame, you should charge them for the service.
Chinky men don't want the imperium, because we will make them extinct
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43930>>43933
>>43927
>antifa
>physically intimidating
Pick uno, monseuir.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43931>>43937
>>43928
I typed in G i n n i e
It changed to Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43932>>43937
>>43929
They're too busy chasing black pussy in Africa tbh.
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43934
>>43933
Oh right. They sure do kick A LOT of bins tbh.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43935
might be a good idea to get the chinese government to pay me for my services tbh
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43937>>43941
>>43928
I doubt that, white genes seem to be pretty recessive and they have greater numbers. They will be bringing us all under the glorious Imperial banner.
>>43932
>European men take Oriental women
>Oriental men take African women
>African men
Err
>>43931
I know, I also typed Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale. I love Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale. Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43938>>43940
i want to kissall your bumbums
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43939
>>43927
No, but they tried to find her. I don't think they did. Google her, they made a post about her or somebody like them
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43940>>43942 >>43944
>>43938
Would you kiss an Imperial bumbum?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43941
>>43937
African men take Arab women, like in France and everywhere else in the muslim world where the Arab men don't exterminate them.
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>>43940
>kissing lasses bums
A bit gay tbh
if she asked me often enough
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43945
>>43942
Nothing wrong with a big lass tbh, so long as she's got a nice bum
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43946
Looks like Scully got my love letter.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43947>>43948 >>43950
>>43944
U wot m8
you wouldn't kiss, tongue and bite her bum
u gay or summat?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43948>>43954
>>43947
I would if she asked me tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43949>>43951
Free Nip gf and a trip to the beach for every new member of the imperium
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43950
>>43947
Running and gunning is fine, its tge miscgeneation aspect that riles me.
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43956>>43958 >>43960
>>43952
would tongue her gash
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43958>>43960 >>43970
>>43956
>Sexualizing someones waifu
You disgust me. Filtered.
>Gash
Commoner. Your language reflects what is inside.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43959>>43964
these sluts leave me with nothing but disdain also im going to sleep
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43960>>43962
>>43956
>>43958
This tbh.
>not calling it fanny
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43961
lads I meant to spoiler that last webm
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43962>>43963 >>43964 >>43967
>>43960
I don't like any of the words for vagina honestly. They all sound kind of gross or common. Fanny is the only acceptible because it's kind of silly and light-hearted, like willy, but because of this not usable in all contexts.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43963>>43967
>>43962
cunny is ok, but if you use it you look like a nonce
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43964>>43965 >>43966 >>43967
>>43959
>licking fanny
>not superior bum
>>43962
What about cunny? Or that too associated with underage lasses? I know what you mean though, as broad as the English language's vocabulary is it doesn't really have a "nice" word for a lady's bits.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43965
>>43964
Cunny is for underage but also quite common and informal.
I like to avoid it altogether but if I have to mention it I go with vagina or "private area" or "unmentionables" or some euphemism like that.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43966>>43968 >>43974
>>43964
>not licking both
Sounds like a homo tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43967
>>43962
Meat wallet is a favourite of mine
>>43963
>cunny
Kek.
>>43964
I dunno lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43968>>43971
>>43966
>both
Imperium gets it tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43969>>43973 >>43974
ok now goodnight
scully always gets a bit mad at me because i stay up a bit longer than i should and she likes to cuddle before we sleep the woman is insatiable tbh she really loves me :)))
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43971>>43972 >>43975
>>43968
2 in the pink, one in the stink ||'|'
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43972
>>43971
Th-that makes me feel funny i-in the c-cunny
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43974
>>43969
Nos da, lamb.
>>43966
I'd do it for an Imperium lass tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43975
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>>43971
>2 in the pink, one in the stink
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43979
Hampshite are you here? Im drinking some beer thats from your neck of the woods.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43980>>43982
>drinking tonight
>probably won't cut tonight
You win lads
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>>43977
>bangers and gash
ANYTHING GOES
IM A DIRTY ASS HOE
PUT IT ALL UP MY NOSE
GIMME THAT SHIT
AND ILL GIVE IT A GO
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43982>>43983
>>43980
How does that make us winners lad?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43983>>43986 >>43992
>>43982
daftie and some other lads wanted me to stop cutting
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43986>>43987
>>43983
I want you to stop cutting tbh lad. But its for your benefit, not ours.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43987>>43988
>>43986
I'm not the one that wants me to stop
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43988>>43991
>>43987
…Have you thought about how silly that sounds mate?
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43989
>>43985
would feast on that arse for days
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43991>>43995
>>43988
not too bothered tbh
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43992>>43993 >>43995
>>43983
>not cutting this one night
I'd love for you to stop overall
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43993>>43994 >>43997
>>43992
Not likely to happen any time soon lad.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.43994>>44003
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.43998
>>43996
Smoking isn't cool lad
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▶ 91c495 (752) No.44002
>>44000
Nice full house lad
▶ 91c495 (752) No.44003
>>43994
it's a step forward though lad
▶ 91c495 (752) No.44004>>44005
>>44001
Embed it you 4nigger.
▶ 91c495 (752) No.44006