336913 No.36799
>>36795
I will lad, as soon as finish school I'll probably go a little wild.
336913 No.36801
>>36800
Good tbh
Why has it been quiet here recently though?
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336913 No.36802
336913 No.36804
>>36801
good lad, yeah >>36802 probably a lot with their families tbh
336913 No.36805
>>36802
Yesterday too though
336913 No.36806
>>36800
I'm good lad, I've been out celebrating Easter with my family all day. By which I mean in the secular tradition of eating because they're all godless heathens.
336913 No.36807
>>36801
My computer's under repair, and phone posting is a nuisance.
336913 No.36808
https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/853636898300059648
King Roach is probably rubbing his hands in glee right now
>>36806
>tfw my family are all secular so we just have Easter eggs
>tfw all the fedoras come out of the woodwork this time of year to argue wrongly that Easter is pagan
>tfw shops are beginning to make Easter more materialistic and consumerised to the extent that people are calling it the new Christmas
>>36807
I loathe mobile posting. Do you get the thing where it scrolls up after you post?
336913 No.36809
http://aa.com.tr/en
Based roaches they are greatest ally
336913 No.36810
>>36805
Just thought of this but I think /brit/ mods learned their lesson from the creation of this board, if you check the board logs they've barely banned anyone for a week. It could have been a decision they all made to prevent more moving over here. Shame
>>36806
Haha that sounds comfy. Having chocolate is more fun than remembering Jesus anyway, sorry son of God smh.
>tfw alone because family went to york
Oh well I chose this
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336913 No.36811
>>36808
Sometimes. And often the longer threads have trouble loading.
336913 No.36812
>>36808
>people are calling it the new Christmas
Well they're not entirely wrong. It's sad though, I'm starting to hear about "Easter presents", what the fuck is this shit?
336913 No.36813
>>36809
Jojo part 9's shaping up.
336913 No.36814
>>36808
What's the referendum on exactly? More powers to Erdogan?
336913 No.36815
>>36814
yeah he's going to make himself dictator
336913 No.36816
>>36810
Possibly, but I'd argue that's more to do with the fact that we've moved here so they have nobody to ban.
You're probably at least partly right though. I guess we're like UKIP - in the end we're more of a pressure group than a replacement. Which means I'll be replaced by a bald headed scouser soon.
I do hope it doesn't turn out that way though.
>>36811
I hope the sort it out at some point. I'd be able to use my tablet if they fixed it which would make things a lot more covenient for me.
336913 No.36817
>>36808
>tfw shops are beginning to make Easter more materialistic and consumerised to the extent that people are calling it the new Christmas
That's just the free market fixing it for everyone lad.
H-happy Chocolate Day…
336913 No.36818
>>36815
>tfw he will try to be a more independent entity and the neo cons end up killing him and giving Constantinople back to the Greeks
highly unlikely but a lass can dream
336913 No.36819
>>36816
>I'll be replaced by a bald headed scouser
Most likely the tranny will take over in a putsch
336913 No.36820
>>36812
They're even selling 'Easter crackers' and shit now. It's bloody awful.
>>36814
Basically it'll make him dictator in all but name.
336913 No.36821
>>36817
*eats Halal Cadbury Chocolate Day Egg*
336913 No.36822
>>36817
>Chocolate Day
Good idea tbh. Easter, being a pagan celebration, is offensive to muslims.
336913 No.36824
>>36817
>haven't eaten chocolate all day
>will not eat any chocolate today
Take that jews.
336913 No.36825
>>36819
Nah he's fucked. But 22st did talk about a coup now that I remember…
336913 No.36826
>>36818
i hope he goes bonkers and then we get a chance to remove kebab
336913 No.36827
>>36816
Ahhhhhhhhhh I hope not, this board is so comfy. If the result is that /brit/ isn't as nofun that's a victory, but I would rather this board thrive.
>>36815
>>36820
Wew. Not like he wasn't already though, was inevitable.
>>36817
BASED
What that empty feeling I have? I'll fill it with more chocolate!
336913 No.36828
>>36820
>Easter crackers
I don't believe you.
>>36821
How long until we go full Infinite Jest and have companies buy sponsorship of calendar months?
336913 No.36829
>>36828
kek
Happy Durex Condoms month lass
336913 No.36830
336913 No.36831
>dad gets me an easter egg
>open it up and there's bloody spider in the box
I don't want it now. He's probably pooed on it. Faggot spider.
336913 No.36832
>>36831
I'm the same tbh. Don't have a problem with insects generally but if they start fucking with my shit then I'm getting out my fly killer.
336913 No.36833
>>36830
White people have no culture you bigot smh
336913 No.36834
>>36833
No they don't tbh
Good thing I'm Anglo-Saxon, not """"""""""""""""White"""""""""""""""""""
336913 No.36838
>>36835
>It's a more proof time travel exists episode
What's his end game?
336913 No.36839
336913 No.36840
>>36839
Not sure lad. That pic is so cringy now it seems Trump is just another Neo-Con smh. So caught up in the hysteria.
336913 No.36841
Lads I've hatched a memi idea tbh. It'll be writefagging not drawfagging because I can't into drawing. Should be done by the time daftie lass gets back.
>>36840
Yeah, it's been a reality check. I was never a full-blown Trumpcuck who worshipped Kek and all but I still expected a lot better than him.
336913 No.36842
>>36830
I…
>>36833
>people equate white culture with Jewish consumerism
It's convenient that white people having no culture comes after half a century of concerted anti-traditionalism. It's almost as if destroying tradition is the same as destroying culture.
336913 No.36843
>>36841
Good lad
>>36842
>tfw by destroying our culture it also works to the jews advantage because now some whites will think non-whites are so cultured compared to them and think non-whites are better and are then more willing to accept mass immigration
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336913 No.36846
How do you find a non-degenerate girlfriend?
336913 No.36847
336913 No.36848
>>36846
Church, or so I've heard
336913 No.36849
>>36846
Get 'em young keep 'em strung
336913 No.36850
>>36848
All the churches round me are CoE. too much poz
336913 No.36851
farting
probablt because of the porridge ive been eating with milk
336913 No.36852
>>36845
Can't stop thinking how beautiful she would be if she didn't mutilate herself
336913 No.36853
336913 No.36854
336913 No.36855
Evening. Happy Easter, lads and lasses
336913 No.36856
>>36855
Hi lad, bit slow today
336913 No.36857
>>36855
Happy Easter lad. How have you been celebrating?
336913 No.36858
>>36855
Happy Eostre to you, fellow Evropean
336913 No.36859
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336913 No.36860
>>36856
Yeah I see. I'll blame it on Easter tbh. Bit lazy myself.
>>36857
Don't usually celebrate it much beyond roast and eggs, but today was special because my family went to the baptisation of my cousin's child. Been spending time with them all day, about 60 people. It was nice.
*doesn't ask you because I read the post you made earlier*
>>36858
1488, true friend
336913 No.36861
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336913 No.36862
>>36855
*tells you the prime numbers for some reason*
336913 No.36864
>>36860
>*doesn't ask you because I read the post you made earlier*
That's considerate of you lad, I'm glad you don't miss my posts.
>>36861
W-what is this lad?
336913 No.36865
>>36862
*gets confused*
Why would you tell me the prime numbers, lad? By the prime numbers…. do you mean all of them? You'd never stop telling me them
336913 No.36866
>>36865
Only until I get to four digits number tbh smh
336913 No.36868
>full day with almost no sunlight
This is not helping me.
336913 No.36870
*Appears on the television*
336913 No.36872
>Cousin said I'm her favourite person to speak to on the phone
336913 No.36873
>>36870
Are you that bird off Countryfile?
336913 No.36874
336913 No.36875
>>36873
No lad
*takes drugs and gets fingered behind a tree*
336913 No.36877
>>36864
>ctrl+f "Neo!!ppdWMK9Np6" then look through all those posts while ignoring the rest of the thread
>W-what is this lad?
Topical imperium, lass
>>36866
You're a smart lad
>>36867
weird man and monkey face no bully
>>36871
Spoiler imperium, lad
>>36872
Did she say why? Give us some tips, lad
336913 No.36879
>>36878
That's a boy, right?
336913 No.36880
336913 No.36881
Why does an American woman spend a lot of her time in a British political shitposting thread?
336913 No.36882
>>36877
No Idea why lass smh, I think it's because I always tell her jokes. Might work with irl grown up non-blood related women tbh
336913 No.36883
>>36850
>ywn go to Coptic church
336913 No.36886
>>36885
The only thing she has going for her are her tits
336913 No.36887
>>36883
*gets blown up by pakis and nobody cares*
We've had more Christian martyrs this century and the last than in all the rest of Christian history smdh
336913 No.36888
336913 No.36889
>>36882
You should test it and get back to us tbh
>>36884
Was she a (1)?
336913 No.36890
336913 No.36891
>>36881
Can't resist our British charm. We're all like the Hugh Grant and the Piers Brosnan to them.
336913 No.36892
>>36886
and her virginity
and her beautiful eyes
and her beautiful hair
and her cute voice
and the rest of her sexy body
and her desire to be a submissive housewife
shes great
336913 No.36893
>>36884
Half a mind to bully him in /brit/ tbh
336913 No.36894
DA JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS
336913 No.36895
>>36892
You need to get out more lad
336913 No.36896
>>36891
even top lads from manchester?
336913 No.36897
>>36893
Don't bully him lad, he just wants to be our friend.
336913 No.36898
>>36897
I guess. We may not be the Knights Templar but we can still show him a good time.
336913 No.36899
336913 No.36900
>>36893
kek, next time they get uppity it would be fun to do, I wonder if he was drunk and has forgotten tbh
336913 No.36901
>>36881
Why does an American woman spend a lot of her life shitspeaking in Britain? AAAAAA I WANT HER TO STOP EXISTING AND RETROACTIVELY SO THAT I NEVER KNEW SHE EVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>36887
I expect people might care a little bit more if it happened somewhere other than Egypt smh
>We've had more Christian martyrs this century and the last than in all the rest of Christian history smdh
The world has a higher population now though tbf
336913 No.36902
>>36894
The Jews are a mystical evil biologically programmed to be leacherous tbh without any reason or history behind their behaviour tbh and also if you're successful in life you're a Jew and also you're a jew if you disagree with me tbf
336913 No.36903
>>36855
Happy easter lad. Hope you enjoyed it.
336913 No.36904
>>36897
this tbh, he's a good lass really
336913 No.36905
>>36900
He most definitely was drunk, kek. Next time thye bully us we'll dump them tbh
336913 No.36906
>>36903
Thanks, lad. I did. You?
336913 No.36907
>>36906
Good lad. Not done much tbh, went to my workshop for the morning then bought some lager.
336913 No.36908
>>36898
His use of a distinctive identity and posting style is reminiscent of our own board culture.
>>36899
What do you mean lad?
>>36904
I miss his pints tbh.
336913 No.36909
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336913 No.36910
>>36908
>What do you mean lad?
Of which area of America do you currently abode, madam?
336913 No.36911
>>36910
Is 'abode' actually a verb, lad?
336913 No.36912
336913 No.36913
>>36908
I guess so but he doesn't avatarfag in the same way as us and is a no-fun poster.
336913 No.36914
>>36911
dunno
i'm a bit thick
336913 No.36915
>>36912
>this kills the thread: episode 5
336913 No.36916
Abide is a verb, abode is a noun
336913 No.36917
>>36914
I think it should be 'reside' or 'inhabit', no bully I am a literal grammar Nazi.
336913 No.36918
>>36917
no worries
i'm all for being corrected
it's a fine way to learn
336913 No.36919
336913 No.36921
>>36920
Top kek. And she gets anti-Jew messages all the time.
336913 No.36922
Triss or Yen?
I pick Yen tbh
336913 No.36923
336913 No.36924
336913 No.36926
>>36920
what was the comment though?
336913 No.36927
>>36910
I may be a mutt of 4+ nationalities, my home may have a namesake in Virginia and my gunsmithing ancestors may have supplied arms to revolutionaries in the War of Independence but I am definitely not a yank.
>>36912
I watched it by myself already but I'll come and watch with you though lad.
336913 No.36928
Are we having another movie night tonight?
(^:
336913 No.36929
336913 No.36930
>>36928
what did he mean by this?
336913 No.36931
>>36927
Did you come here seeking big British willies?
336913 No.36932
>>36929
Ottoman empire 2.0 lads.
336913 No.36933
>>36932
I wonder if this will frighten the Greeks enough that it increases the vote share of Golden Dawn to some degree.
336913 No.36935
>>36933
>frighten the greeks to vote for the albanian mafia
Possibly.
336913 No.36936
>>36935
>Golden Dawn
>Albanian mafia
Lad XA hate Albos
336913 No.36937
>>36931
smooth and straight to the point
336913 No.36938
>>36921
>>36923
>>36924
She's pinned two of my other replies from my sockpup accounts on her vids too.
still love her, lads
336913 No.36940
ARE WE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER MOVIE NIGHT TONIGHT LADS?
336913 No.36941
im excited because yen is coming over to my bedroom tonight (shes going to teleport in so she doesnt have to knock the door and meet mummy who she also hates tbh)
336913 No.36942
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Tiny beach master over her right shoulder
336913 No.36943
>>36931
And if I did?
>>36937
That's a very SA image lad.
336913 No.36944
>>36940
I don't know, starting to feel bad for the thread
336913 No.36945
>>36944
It's the new Bongo Bongo Land
336913 No.36946
>>36945
it is tbh. I have failed
336913 No.36947
Were any of you lads scared of the Wererabbit when you were young lads?
336913 No.36948
336913 No.36949
>>36942
She's a good lass, though misguided.
336913 No.36950
>Reject equality
>Attack people with a personality for being a "special snowflake"
smh, I get saying that to narcissistic people but sometimes lasses apply it to people just because they have diffeerent tastes from them smh
336913 No.36951
>>36948
yeah its gonna be great tbh
336913 No.36952
>>36947
>wererabbit
>young
Pick one. nice data collection question lad.
336913 No.36953
>>36946
It's better than the thread.
Watching movies is fun. More fun that shitposting.
336913 No.36954
336913 No.36955
Any of you lads plotting any crimes?
336913 No.36956
>>36949
>black listed
BLACKED
Also, yeah she's a nice lass. Wish she would repent tbh
336913 No.36957
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
He stands with Mother EVROPAE.
Do you?
336913 No.36958
>>36955
Aye lad, multiple heinous crimes tbh.
336913 No.36959
>>36957
>mother
Matriachs out tbh.
336913 No.36960
>>36955
Yeah, but don't tell anyone
336913 No.36961
336913 No.36962
>>36949
I want to brush and straighten her hair.
>>36957
He's starting to look like Meatloaf.
336913 No.36963
>>36953
I don't agree tbh. Gets boring and exhausting after a while. Shouldn't do it more than once a week tbh
336913 No.36964
>>36955
if ur never gonna get a gf is it better to rape one instead?
336913 No.36965
>>36964
You mean you arent a serial rapist already? Smh.
336913 No.36966
336913 No.36967
>>36961
I have to support the board smh
336913 No.36968
>>36963
I also dont agree because I cant afford to go to the pub.
336913 No.36969
336913 No.36971
>>36943
I mean… If you're in the market…
336913 No.36972
>>36970
it's alright lad the episode is over I don't think we'll watch anything else tonight
336913 No.36973
>>36962
>look like meatloaf
Fucking kek.
336913 No.36974
>>36972
I honestly don't mind movie nights and all but I'm afraid the thread will be kill if cytube becomes too commonly used.
336913 No.36975
>>36974
Don't worry, lad. Already told you the activity in cytu.be was killed once the board was back up.
336913 No.36976
>>36974
>cytube is a /brit/ plot
>pembs is a double agent
336913 No.36977
336913 No.36978
>>36976
But Pembs was against Discord. She was making a sacrifice back in /brit/
336913 No.36979
>>36976
>>36977
>tfw rarely see no flaggers here
336913 No.36980
>>36976
He betrayed his principles smh
336913 No.36981
>>36967
The board is fine. Look at it go.
Why not support the movie night? The movie night has died now, see?
336913 No.36982
>>36974
you're right lad. I'll use it less.
>>36976
>>36977
bullies…
336913 No.36983
336913 No.36984
>>36981
Movie night was supposed to be Film Friday tbh
336913 No.36985
>>36981
>The movie night has died now, see?
But it hasn't.
>>36982
Good lad tbh. You can still use it for short episodes like this too tbh, but movie nights almost every nights is too much I think.
336913 No.36986
>>36981
>The movie night has died now, see?
yes it has
the board will grind to a halt when we're all in the cytube.
336913 No.36987
>>36978
>But Pembs was against Discord. She was making a sacrifice back in /brit/
She? Pembs is a gril?
336913 No.36988
>>36986
I mean it has died for tonight at least.
336913 No.36989
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Love his collar tbh, his style is getting better. I wonder if this is a new permanent move on his part or just an Easter thing tbh
336913 No.36991
>>36986
>the board will grind to a halt when we're all in the cytube.
So?
It'll spring back to life aftewards. Like our Lord Jesus.
336913 No.36992
>>36991
Jesus looks like a tranny
336913 No.36993
>>36990
wtf I fancy Pembs now
336913 No.36994
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336913 No.36995
>>36991
The board is only just picking up after the marathon tbh, cytube does have a real effect on the threads. Also what about everyone who doesn't go to the cytube? They're left out in the cold.
336913 No.36996
>>36982
>you're right lad. I'll use it less
Good lass. Listen to your master even if it means becoming genocidal.
336913 No.36997
>>36995
>They're left out in the cold.
Only through their own choice! And anyway, they can still post in the thread, it doesn't disappear!
336913 No.36998
*Enjoys an ice cold Coca-Cola*
336913 No.36999
>>36995
>Also what about everyone who doesn't go to the cytube? They're left out in the cold.
336913 No.37000
>still have'nt downloaded the google drive
336913 No.37001
>>36998
>tfw tripfags were corporate shills the entire time
336913 No.37003
Anyone who uses the cytube is a spy tbh
336913 No.37005
336913 No.37006
336913 No.37008
>>36993
w-wew
>>36996
I've been too hypocritical about the cytube considering what I used to be like about the discord smh sorry lad
336913 No.37009
>Two strange nameless anons being naughty lambs
hmmmmmmmmmm, really makes you think tbh
336913 No.37010
>>36997
>Only through their own choice!
Speak for yourself.
>they can still post in the thread, it doesn't disappear!
But when most others have left traffic is significantly reduced.
>>36999
You devilish boy
>>37003
tbh
336913 No.37012
336913 No.37013
>>37009
Thinking about enforcing flagfaggotry tbh if this doesn't stop.
336913 No.37014
*spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) on you*
336913 No.37015
>tfw spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) outnumber the non-spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)
who /honeypot/ here?
336913 No.37016
>>37009
>>37013
>tfw cancer metastasizes
flagfaggotry and tripfaggotry will be the downfall of /newbrit/
336913 No.37017
>>37013
Please be joking, lad.
336913 No.37018
336913 No.37019
>tfw have to leave just as the drama began
336913 No.37020
>>37016
How so? Doesn't make sense.
>>37017
tbh I have thought about it but I will only do it in extreme circumstances.
336913 No.37021
>>37016
*chokes you betwixt two tumours*
Also,
>tfw used to get told off for using "betwixt" in essays
It's a valid word you mugs everyone knows what it means smh
336913 No.37022
>>37015
Tavistock researcher here. You guys need to come up with some hot new memis or I'm going to lose funding
336913 No.37024
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
REEEE LEAVE FASCISTBALL ALONE
336913 No.37025
>>37021
>used to get told off for using "betwixt" in essays
Were your teachers retarded?
336913 No.37026
>>37022
I created this memi to simulate the bemoaning of young people who voted remain
336913 No.37027
>>37020
>tbh I have thought about it but I will only do it in extreme circumstances.
DON'T BECOME A TYRANT
>>37022
Forced memmies won't work, lad
336913 No.37028
>>37025
They were bullies unironically
336913 No.37029
>>37016
?
>>37013
This. Its not /comfy/ when some crypto-nigs appear.
>>37015
>who /honeypot/ here
Haha.. not me lad.. haha..
336913 No.37030
>tfw succeeded in sowing division bitwixt the ranks
336913 No.37031
HIGHLY IMPORTANT POAL.ME
WHAT MOVIE SHALL WE WATCH TONIGHT?
>pol is open so you can add your own, get voting!
http://poal.me/rlom3y
336913 No.37034
>>37030
>tfw we all join together in the face of spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)
336913 No.37035
>>37021
What are you studying lad?
336913 No.37036
>>37030
We're a board of paranoid individuals tbh. We are that way for good reason.
336913 No.37037
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Sad tbh, I'm glad I only have pseudo-schizophrenic-autism tbh
336913 No.37038
>>37036
Why did you draw daftie as a coon?
336913 No.37039
>>37032
It's not funny, lad. I can't tell if you're joking or not
336913 No.37040
>>37031
there is no movie night tonight *dusts off the ban hammer*
336913 No.37041
>>37034
>the cancer metastizes in an unexpected and happy manner
UNSTOPPABLE
336913 No.37042
>>37026
Not really what we're looking for tbh
336913 No.37043
>>37035
Back then it was RE smh, bad decision on my part. I should have chosen another STEM related subject alongside Advanced Science smh
336913 No.37045
>>37039
Relax lad I'm joking
336913 No.37046
>>37031
No official movie night tonight.
336913 No.37047
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336913 No.37048
>>37040
>there is no movie night tonight *dusts off the ban hammer*
Nooooooo!
336913 No.37049
>>37043
>RE was taught by a leftist, feminist Jewish woman who demanded we refer to God as 'Godself'.
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336913 No.37052
>>37043
>advanced science
>advanced
HAAHAHHAHAHAHA
It was triple science in my day, child.
336913 No.37053
STAR WARS ROGUE ONE IS TONIGHT'S MOVIE!
>Good choice /newbrit/ I just happen to have downloaded a good quality version!
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336913 No.37055
>>37041
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*takes off flag to blend in*
336913 No.37056
>>37053
this is an interesting form of shitposting ngl
336913 No.37057
>>37052
All the smart lass schools made distinctions between Biology, Chemistry and Physics but our /toosmartnottoworkinashithole/ teachers did all three smh
>tfw failed Advance Science GCSE with a D because t was eleven girls who ostrich sized meAt least three of whom were coal burners
336913 No.37058
>>37053
>/brit/ spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) are staging a coup d'etat to seize control of movie nights
336913 No.37059
>the other posters are excluding herts from discussion in secret movie nights in which they plot against his neotified rule
336913 No.37060
>>37058
what kind of crazy theory is this?
336913 No.37061
>>37057
>ostrich sizing
Fucking teenage girls tbh lad. I got suspended for 3 months during gcses and did immoral things instead.
336913 No.37062
336913 No.37063
>>37059
*stops PMing 22st and Pembs*
336913 No.37065
>>37062
Cytube are the spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) lad I'm a loyal poaster
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>>37067
How do I set up a cytube? I'll do the movie night myself.
336913 No.37070
>37066
>37065
Why do bullies love us so much? smdh
336913 No.37071
>>37068
We're being infiltrated
336913 No.37072
>>37057
>getting a D in a GCSE
>in GCSE science of all things
You should've tried being smarter.
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336913 No.37074
>tfw all you want to do is ruin some tripfag boards fun
Go away lads.
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>>37057
>>tfw failed Advance Science GCSE with a D because t was eleven girls who ostrich sized meAt least three of whom were coal burners
???????
336913 No.37077
>>37073
Cool, how do we play movies?
336913 No.37078
>>37060
Oh, it's binposter. You can stay tbh but only if you apologise to Pembs for framing him and you stop aggressively pushing film nights.
336913 No.37079
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336913 No.37081
>>37072
D stands for: Do better, you retard
336913 No.37083
>>37074
>tfw funposting will be banned from /newbrit/ in your lifetime
>>37075
>samefag
Wrong.
336913 No.37085
>>37078
I unironically really like Pembs.
I didn't frame him for anything, that was someone else.
Also, I only joined two movie nights, first time I missed the films, and second time was last night.
I just wanted to have one tonight, that's all.
336913 No.37086
>>37082
Make them respect your authority. Lasses like you if you can't control your own board.
336913 No.37087
>>37083
I really admire your life goals. Please teach me to be such a moron.
336913 No.37088
Ah lads, I've to really go now, won't be able to boost PPH and sow discord for a bit :/.
336913 No.37089
336913 No.37090
>>37076
They were bullies lad, at least I got the normal Science GCSE tbh but the teaches were also bullied by the students smh
>tfw it got closed down a year after i left
Wish I went to a place where the eachers could control the class and there were 100% less wogs
336913 No.37091
Quis custodiet ipsos Pembles?
336913 No.37092
>>37090
>not controlling the wogs in class yourself
??????
336913 No.37093
>>37085
Lad I know it was you. It's fine you own up to it tbh.
>>37086
But I don't want to let innocents get caught up in it.
336913 No.37094
>>37093
If theres only 2 of them, can we all just filter them?
336913 No.37095
>>37085
I saw you in the /brit/ thread on the same ID at the same time bin posting and then making a post saying "is it true pembs is the binposter?"
smh
336913 No.37096
>>37093
It honestly wasn't me. Was it you?
336913 No.37097
>>37092
I tried that but they nearly called the police on me for racism I'm not joking and then tried to expel me for calling a fat black girl a "creature"
fucking cunts. I'm glad they got shut down by the government bullies
336913 No.37098
>>37093
Your the innocent here. Now seize control.
336913 No.37099
>>37097
How did you try lad?
336913 No.37100
>>37097
Did you not follow them home and beat them unconscious with a crash helmet?
336913 No.37101
>>37088
>lowering our PPH
Lad… without it we're nothing
336913 No.37103
>>37094
You can filter whoever you like.
>>37096
Lad I will ban you if you don't cut it out, I've been very generous with you so far.
>>37097
Lad sounds awful tbh. I managed to get away with calling a nigress a nigger tbh but I wouldn't risk it again.
336913 No.37104
336913 No.37105
>>37098
I'm wary of being excessively ban-happy. It's why we're here, after all.
336913 No.37106
>>37104
fuck sake
what are the rules?
336913 No.37108
>>37099
I told some lad in Year 7 that I'd crush him like a Zulu if he didn't stop unplugging my keyboard
>>37100
Niggers gang up on a lass and in my school were infamous for carrying knives and getting away with it smdh
336913 No.37109
336913 No.37110
>>37103
>Lad sounds awful tbh. I managed to get away with calling a nigress a nigger tbh but I wouldn't risk it again.
On the plus side it redpilled me from a very young age tbh
336913 No.37111
>Dayoung-ah what are you doing there?
>"Pretending to be your shoes"
>Why would you do that?
>"So I can go everywhere with you :)"
336913 No.37112
>>37108
thats why you follow them home and beat them unconscious. After the 3rd time they leave you alone.
336913 No.37115
>>37110
I suppose that is the upside tbh. I still wonder how I ever became redpilled. By all rights I should be a massive cuck given my upbringing.
336913 No.37117
>>37112
should have done that tbhDidn't have a fight for years until I was attacked by lefties at the White Lamb March smh
336913 No.37118
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live Flat Earth discussion wew
336913 No.37119
>>37113
*turns you into a sylph and eats you*
336913 No.37120
>Dayoung-ah how's practice going?
>"Great! I'll send you a selca!"
*sends*
>Cute ponytail!
>"I bet you can't wait to get your hands on it later ;)"
336913 No.37121
>>37117
Live and learn lass. Nobody likes ultra-violence, except ultras.
336913 No.37123
>>37122
>that laugh
REEEEEEEEEEEE
336913 No.37124
336913 No.37126
>>37120
I hope Kim Jong Un turns that whole peninsula into a shambles of smouldering radioactive glass. Disgusting people.
336913 No.37127
>>37126
*commits suicide on record levels*
336913 No.37128
>>37122
Stop posting these plastic gook monkeys.
336913 No.37133
Can anyone post the pic of SA?
336913 No.37134
>>37133
Which one? Of him posting here?
336913 No.37135
>bumbumking posting in /kpop/
vev
336913 No.37136
336913 No.37138
scully im sorry i didnt really post you today ill make it up to you tomorrow i promise
336913 No.37139
>>37136
Don't have it lass smh but it looks weird tbhAlmost slavic
Also;
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/mayoral-rivals-claim-now-open-12893766
Trouble in leftwing paradise lambs
336913 No.37140
>>37138
worst ginger
here's a proper waifu
336913 No.37141
>>37140
I thought that was an imperium for a moment.
336913 No.37142
>>37140
>>37141
Id say Irish or maybe part-Portugesese.
336913 No.37143
>>37141
Lass you have a pic of SA, right?
336913 No.37144
336913 No.37145
>>37144
If she was especially tired.
336913 No.37146
>>37143
I accidentally saved over the copy I had when I was making OC a while ago, sorry lad.
>>37144
The thumbnail made her look like a plastic kpop for some reason.
336913 No.37147
>>37146
>I accidentally saved over the copy I had when I was making OC a while ago, sorry lad.
Weeeeeeew. You like aryan lads, lass?
thanks
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336913 No.37148
>>37140
Is that the slut from doctor who?
she smokes marijunaa and is a slut
she is also a real person and not a waifu
scully however is a true waifu being only 2d and is a classical beauty not an ugly modern slag she is also chaste and pure, as well as religious and very motherly
gas yourself
336913 No.37149
>>37107
Been a while since I've heard people make this claim though tbh so most people probably won't get it smh
336913 No.37150
>>37147
Of course I like them, they're the best kind of lads in my opinion.
336913 No.37151
336913 No.37152
>>37150
Good lass. I guess that was a dumb question
336913 No.37153
>>37148
pfft
you know nothing, faggot.
336913 No.37155
336913 No.37156
>>37153
I'd give her a lickle tickle tbh
336913 No.37157
>>37153
your waifu is just a 3dpd whore
by definition she cant even be a waifu
im going to bed
336913 No.37158
>>37154
>a cheeky unspoilered imperium post
nice
336913 No.37160
>>37157
>im going to bed
thank fuck for that
336913 No.37162
>>37157
Have a nice sleep lamb x
336913 No.37163
336913 No.37165
>>37157
Dreams of Scully to you, lad.
336913 No.37166
>>37164
She has a very unnatractive body.
336913 No.37167
>>37164
Why would someone belonging to the race recognised as one of the most beautiful for a long time do this to themselves?
336913 No.37168
>>37167
I don't know lass. I really do not know. It's self-abuse to a worrying degree. Vandalism even.
*cries*
336913 No.37169
>>37168
>>37167
>ThisWillShowDad.mp4
336913 No.37172
>>37168
REEEEE THEIR BEAUTY IS NOT THEIRS TO WASTE
>>37169
smh. Blonde hair is sooooo boring *gets pregnant and gives birth to a brown baby with black hair and brown eyes*
336913 No.37174
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I've heard of the "untergang" but this must be the muntergang smh
336913 No.37175
>>37173
>tfw filthy eternal Anglo
336913 No.37177
>>37172
>Blonde is boring
Sickens me that there are female lambs who actually think this smh
336913 No.37179
>>37175
Behave around your superiors, lass
336913 No.37180
>>37179
>tfw cannot behave
336913 No.37181
336913 No.37182
>>37178
>one boob: Yan
>other boob: Kees
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT SYMMETRICAL
336913 No.37183
Nothing wrong with international capitalists if they're based in Britain and loyal to usLike the East India company
336913 No.37184
>>37172
Only jewesses are allowed to be proud of having naturally colourful hair lad.
336913 No.37185
>>37180
Did you do anything naughty in the wild, lass?
336913 No.37187
>>37184
Based gingery curly hair. Wuz Jews the original Kangs?
336913 No.37188
>>37181
>tfw cant post on /b/ because some retard has got all of my IPs b&
336913 No.37190
336913 No.37191
>>37187
>implying BASED semites didnt build the pyramids, and are therefore the actual Kangs.
336913 No.37192
336913 No.37193
>>37186
Is she taking part in Nip Gladiators?
336913 No.37194
>>37189
Really? Tell us about it
336913 No.37195
>>37171
hey lamb it's been a while
>>37190
hullo lad
336913 No.37197
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>You will never yodel with your family
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336913 No.37199
>>37196
That one is pushing the limit tbh, Id do it after 5 pints.
336913 No.37200
>>37197
Dont let screams be dreams lad.
336913 No.37201
>>37194
ah maybe fam
haven't been here in a while lads, gonna do a game now
336913 No.37202
>>37195
Speaking of lambs what happened to sneklamb? I felt like he was integrating nicely
>>37201
A game?
336913 No.37203
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fresh varg
>>37202
I thought this is sneklamb tbh
336913 No.37204
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Reivers
>In the very worst periods of warfare, people were unable to construct more than crude turf cabins, the destruction of which would be little loss. When times allowed however, they built houses designed as much for defence as shelter. The bastle house was a stout two-storeyed building.
>ywn live in a fortified bungalow fighting off angry kilt-pakis far from the rule of law
336913 No.37205
Oh. I thought that was Daftie for some reason
336913 No.37206
>>37195
>>37202
Hail Herts lambs, nice to see it's active here
336913 No.37207
>>37204
*Battles the barebagger*
336913 No.37208
brit/politics/ lives on, kinda
336913 No.37209
>>37208
ahhhhhhh I am so happy to see you, lad. Sorry for mispostering you
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336913 No.37210
>>37207
*switches sides mid-battle to join the likely winner*
Honorable men those Borderers.
336913 No.37211
>>37206
it's pretty comfy lad
336913 No.37212
>>37209
ayy lad, that's nice
>>37211
Lovely, lass
336913 No.37214
>>37213
It looks like she has loads of tiny nipples smh
336913 No.37216
>>37212
Welcome back lamb.
336913 No.37217
>>37215
Who /recallinghalcyondays/ here?
336913 No.37221
336913 No.37222
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I always get the impression that this lass's dad is in the Mafia tbh smh
336913 No.37224
>>37219
Why are they singing amazing grace in welsh?
336913 No.37225
>>37224
They're appropriating are culture smh
336913 No.37226
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336913 No.37231
>>37230
you wouldn't happen to know what she just said by any chance, lad?
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336913 No.37235
>>37231
"Hail Herts lambs, /newbrit/ is sicc blud and the mods there are based lasses" I believe
336913 No.37237
>>37235
yeah
seems about right
336913 No.37239
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336913 No.37242
An Easter bunny for y'all
336913 No.37243
336913 No.37244
It's beddy byes for me now, see you all in the morning.
336913 No.37245
>>37242
More like an Eastern bunny lmao
336913 No.37247
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336913 No.37252
>>37251
You seriously find that thing attractive?
336913 No.37253
>>37252
better looking than a lot of girls in england m8
336913 No.37255
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*hangs out with all the boiz*
336913 No.37257
lads…
what's the cytube password?
336913 No.37258
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336913 No.37262
Wingmirror just got kicked off, called the old bill, who temporarily arrested me and confiscated my bat torch. Fuck me Im so angry.
336913 No.37263
336913 No.37264
>>37262
>calling the old bill,
tbh lad what were you thinking?
336913 No.37265
>>37264
Insurance claim tbh, I though theyd done my windscreen on the small van too, but it was a pint glass smashing.
336913 No.37266
>>37265
Were you holding the bat torch? You should've hidden everything mildly dangerous you had on you tbh
336913 No.37267
>>37262
Only fucking idiots call the cops lad
336913 No.37268
>>37266
>holding it
I was running through the village shouting who had a fucking problem when they turned up. Smh.
336913 No.37269
336913 No.37270
>>37267
Thanks lad. Better that I called them than someone who saw me swinging a bat in public.
336913 No.37271
Reeee I was alseep for about an hour as well.
336913 No.37272
>>37268
>village
aaaaahhhhh lad why would rural cops take it off you smh
336913 No.37273
>>37272
>rural cops
Lad it was armed response 4x4 and a traffic bmw, not your friendly neighborhood bobby, smh.
336913 No.37274
>>37273
armed response for someone kicking a windmirror off?
336913 No.37275
>>37274
Apparently so lad. Must be a muslim hive somewhere close by. or they are watching me
336913 No.37276
>>37274
Thinking about it they probably sent the armed reaponse for the screaming nutter with the bat.
336913 No.37277
>>37276
smh lad smh, did you tell them you live in a van?
336913 No.37278
>>37277
I skirted the issue as Ive had a few drinks.
336913 No.37279
Anyway Im going to neck some immoral sleeping tablets, night chaps.
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336913 No.37283
>>37282
Why are ugly goth girls always obsessed with 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
336913 No.37285
336913 No.37286
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>>37283
All the characters in it are deformed and ugly, and that gives them something they can relate to, and aren't intimidated by.
336913 No.37287
this thread needs more bins tbh
336913 No.37288
>>37287
wot if it is a bin?
336913 No.37289
>>37288
Is everyone in the cytube after all?
Thread is extremely slow.
A-are they watching movies without me?
336913 No.37290
>>37287
It needs more Poklonskaya tbh
336913 No.37291
>>37289
no idea but i must leave
336913 No.37292
>>37291
Why must you leave?
336913 No.37293
Lads I need that na pepe pissing on someone
336913 No.37294
>>37262
>Torch shaped like a baseball bat
Seriously lad, what did you expect? Get a 7D Maglite, it at least pretends to be a torch.
336913 No.37296
336913 No.37297
Did you actually pw the cytube?
336913 No.37300
>daftie lass leaves for a week to get raped in the forest by Abdul free from the judgement of her beta orbiters
>active User Range immediately drops threatening to send /newbrit/ off the top boards list again
336913 No.37301
diodnt stay off the pc this mroning
fappe dto porn
dont want to walk or do anything else
kioell emmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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336913 No.37309
>>37273
>Three unarmed pigs to try and "calm down" a "perfectly normal briton" (chimping muzzie)
>two vehicle loads of pigs with guns for one white guy raising the alarm against a crime and calling for the police
I want to have some vestigial respect for authoritah but I don't think there's any good po po left at this point, smh
336913 No.37310
>>37304
>More than half a dozen sources on Wall Street and in the White House said Cohn has gained the upper hand over Trump’s chief strategist, Steve Bannon, the former head of the right-wing website Breitbart News and a champion of protectionist trade opposed by moderate Republicans and many big companies.
The goyim should fear the Jew
>Associates of both Trump and Cohn say the two have developed a bond. People who have worked with Cohn say he is loyal, direct and assertive, traits that Trump likes.
>Crucially, Cohn also has the trust of Jared Kushner, Trump's adviser and son-in-law, and his wife Ivanka, Trump's daughter.
>Kushner was a Goldman Sachs intern when he first crossed paths with Cohn. After Trump's election victory, Kushner paved the way for Cohn to meet the president-elect, who had spent much of the campaign blasting investment banks as modern-day robber barons. Trump soon named Cohn his NEC director.
I thought Drumpf would at least listen to the people that voted him it but it's becoming obvious that's not going to happen tbh.
336913 No.37311
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. For those who didn't see yesterday's Varg
336913 No.37312
He's doing muh ancestors wrong.
Spanish guy apologizes to Filipinos for the wrongdoings of his ancestors
>The Philippines has been an independent country for more than a hundred years now, but not everything is left in the dust of history.
>Spanish guy Johnny Barnreuther on April 9 tried to make amends for the wrongdoings committed by his ancestors during the decades-long Spanish rule in the Philippines.
>“I found out that the Spaniards conquered and ruled the Philippines for over 330 years. We stole, abused and murdered. Countries like Japan and the U.S. have sent their leaders to the Philippines in the past to ask for forgiveness for what they have done to this country, but Spain has never sent an official leader to repented,” Barnreuther wrote on Facebook.
>By no means was it an “official” apology, but the gesture caught the attention of Filipinos. Barnreuther’s post has gone viral on FB with more than 15,000 likes.
Why isn't the entire world milking the west yet?
https://coconuts.co/manila/lifestyle/spanish-guy-apologizes-filipinos-wrongdoings-ancestors/
336913 No.37313
Lads, Lasses,
I come seeking advice. The saga of imperium lass has taken another twist. Yesterday I discovered that there is a mirror site for Dateinasia called Dateinasia.us. The important thing about the us site is that it shows the creation date of accounts for profiles. Imperium lass's profile has a creation date of March, 2013. I have never heard or seen Imperium lass on video camera. How should I proceed lads, I want to figure her out. Also what are your thoughts?
>>37312
bet he bangs a lot of flips.
336913 No.37314
*gets blacked by a thumbnail*
336913 No.37315
>>37313
Be real classy and ask for a picture or video :^)
Why would she be on a dating site without that?
>bet he bangs a lot of flips.
They like huwhite lads and being oppressed. Not swarthy submissive beta lefists.
336913 No.37316
>>37315
I've seen photos but I don't think they match. Most of them match, I think maybe she sent me photos of a relative once. She claims to be an anemic as well. I'm using an app to see when she's logged in on that site. She's regularly logged in until 5am flip time. She claims she lost her job last month mind and that she's an insomniac. I've seen her profiles on other asian dating websites as well. I dream to see a video.
336913 No.37317
>>37315
I've chatted to her for months, have never broached the subject of video. I did ask to speak with her last week but she refused.
336913 No.37318
>>37316
> She's regularly logged in until 5am flip time.
Probably to get international viewers, right?
>>37317
Ask for a pic where she holds a piece of paper with something you want written on it tbh
336913 No.37319
Why imperium though, lad?
336913 No.37322
>>37319
I'm a shutin and they're friendly. Also had a cute Vietnamese origin Maths teacher at secondary school.
>>37318
Night shift work sort of complicates it. There's more women than men on the website during the day as well as most imperium lasses are sleeping when western working men are browsing after work. Her frequency of being online is much higher than most mind, it makes me suspicious tbh. Also she told me she only tell white lies and that she's socially introverted, maybe that's why she always on DIA. Her sign in times are a couple of times during the day and then loads more around our nighttime.
I'm ready to buy if she's real tbh, if that;s what she wants.
336913 No.37323
>>37318
She'd get mad at me for asking for that lad. What I need is a socially skilled lad to contact her and gain new info for me.
336913 No.37324
>>37321
Are we the baddies?
336913 No.37325
>>37322
>I'm a shutin and they're friendly.
So am I, lad.
>it makes me suspicious tbh.
You should be tbh.
>I'm ready to buy if she's real tbh, if that;s what she wants.
Ready to buy what?
>>37323
weeeew lad. We actually have a lad here who likes to manipulate webcam lasses. You can ask him.
336913 No.37326
I guess this one isn't a webcam lass though. smh
336913 No.37327
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>>37325
Is that lad me? Do you mean woes dia poster?
>>37326
I think I don't even mind if she's real or not tbh, I just want to know tbh.
It would just be really odd since she's told me a lot of personal stuff, she's painted a picture of a depressed lass with anger problems. She hasn't asked me for anything or even moved towards requesting anything other than emotional tamponing occasionly.
I'm ready to buy a retired kano lifestyle with her in PH tbh, even if I have to bail after 10 years due to funds.
336913 No.37328
>>37327
>Is that lad me? Do you mean woes dia poster?
No, I mean GCHQ lad
>I'm ready to buy a retired kano lifestyle with her in PH tbh, even if I have to bail after 10 years due to funds.
Jesus, lad. I don't get it, lad. Certainly there is somebody closer to here or even in Britain you could get with instead.
336913 No.37329
>>37328
Nice, I'll request his assistance later. Hopefully we could bruteforce or crack her account as well.
I don't know why lad. I just want to do it tbh. Britain is objectively better than Philippines. There;s not much to do there tbh, just waterfalls and overpriced island hopping and hiking.
336913 No.37330
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Video of black serial killer(he claims he is in the video) before and after he killed 13 innocent people. He blames his mummy and his girlfriend.
Apparently only one homicide has been confirmed.
Apparently only one homicide has been confirmed by the police but he's still at large.
336913 No.37331
>>37329
You know it's worse yet you want to do it and you don't know why? weeew
336913 No.37332
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>>37330
I guess this is the confirmed homicide.
336913 No.37333
>>37331
I think maybe its watching all the socially awkward lads vlogging from there who have attractive women now. I think hmm, I'm slightly less awkward than them, I should go do that as well even though its quite dangerous.
336913 No.37334
>>37333
> I should go do that as well even though its quite dangerous.
Yeah, lad. The men probably don't like all the white bulls walking around with their women. Personally I just don't get the attraction for them.
336913 No.37335
>>37334
That's what I reckon, one of them kept telling me about british porn in a passive aggressive manner tbh when I was there. It was in a museum and he was a curator smh. I still want to go mind.
336913 No.37336
>>37333
White men are just a status symbol for the women over there.
>>37334
It's probably more to do with Duterte's new drug policies.
336913 No.37337
The lass that got punched at Berkley before and after indoctrination.
>>37335
Understandable, lad. I'm against it too.
336913 No.37338
>>37336
>It's probably more to do with Duterte's new drug policies.
>not viewing everything through a /pol/ lense
lass…
336913 No.37339
>>37338
I must be losing my touch.
336913 No.37340
>>37339
Better not to become a cultitst, lass.
336913 No.37341
>>37340
I don't think I'm a cultist at least. What's that on discord?
336913 No.37342
>>37341
>What's that on discord?
Yeah, let's kill the thread
336913 No.37343
>>37342
I would never do such a thing lad, I'm a sworn thread-firster.
336913 No.37344
>>37343
Good lass. I was just testing you.
336913 No.37345
*accepts discord friend requests*
336913 No.37346
>>37345
Good lass. You should work your magic and find a clip of Nige saying lass and make a goodlass webm. Can have it on cytu.be as well
336913 No.37348
>>37347
Doesn't look fresh to me. Morning, lass
336913 No.37349
>>37347
>thumbnail is sick in a pot
336913 No.37350
Didn't mean to tell you to log off, but it's probably for the best…
336913 No.37351
>>37348
kek morning
>>37349
what matters is the taste! don't mention the taste
336913 No.37352
>15 seconds in
>I have no idea what I'm doing
336913 No.37353
>>37352
>I have no idea what I'm doing
336913 No.37354
>>37351
Those tablets better be vitamins, lass…
336913 No.37355
>>37353
woah, I hope he got his signature
>>37354
they're what I need to survive lad or I start losing limbs smh
336913 No.37356
>>37354
She's just giving you your Super Male Vitality lad. Definitely nothing estrogenic in those.
336913 No.37358
>>37356
>>37357
I feel like I can't trust you two with cooking tbh
>>37355
>woah, I hope he got his signature
Top kek
336913 No.37359
>>37347
>putting tinned baked beans and sausages in a pie
336913 No.37360
>>37359
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
336913 No.37361
>>37355
I think he got disemboweled and roasted instead.
>>37357
Whoops, I didn't mean to blow your cover lass.
336913 No.37362
Let me show you some real cooking
336913 No.37363
>>37362
Is that you in the photo, lad?
336913 No.37364
>>37363
Yeah, lad. Admiring my thicc calves?
336913 No.37365
>>37364
I thought it was your Texan cousin, 33st.
336913 No.37366
>>37358
You can trust us lad! *scraps the secret plan*
>>37359
It's a next level trick, lad, save time and skip steps!
>>37361
>spoiler
oh my good god no
>>37362
wew
336913 No.37367
336913 No.37369
>>37365
Top kek. That's probably closer to the truth. Wouldn't surprise me if that lad is even heavier.
>>37367
They can be yours for just 10,000 calories a day, lad
336913 No.37370
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Fresh Kim Il Sung and Peasents/Farmers
Pay your respects to the recent birthday boy
336913 No.37372
>>37371
>tfw Muslims are the real homophobes
336913 No.37373
>>37371
s-should we let them in to take care of the jewish porn vendors?
336913 No.37374
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FRESH VARG - HAVENT WATCHED YET BUT I AM BETTING HE'S NK PILLED
336913 No.37375
>>37371
Is it finally happening? Are the gays starting to notice that they have to choose?
336913 No.37376
>>37372
Y-yeah lad, we want immigration reform to protect the gay community.
>>37373
Now that's a question.
>>37375
They've chosen Le Pen in France apparently. "Pink nationalism" is now a thing.
336913 No.37377
>it's a shopping arrived and it doesn't all fit in the fridge episode
336913 No.37378
>>37374
never mind it's nothing about the actual state
336913 No.37379
>>37374
>I AM BETTING HE'S NK PILLED
Top kek. He actually was.
>US bullied China
smh
>rare earth
That's a rare redpill
>>37378
It's this rare earth that allows the great leader to feed his people, lass
336913 No.37380
>>37376
>They've chosen Le Pen in France apparently
Would surprise me at this point. Homosexuality is an issue ripe for appropriation from the left. Would be interesting to know how non-white or ex-muslim gays vote.
336913 No.37381
>>37379
Are Kim has done a lot to reform the farming in NK to avoid the problems the NK lasses faced in the 90s under Kim Jong Il
336913 No.37382
>>37376
>Y-yeah lad, we want immigration reform to protect the gay community.
>not being a civic traditionalist
Muslims in, homos out
>>37377
Have to eat something then, lad
>>37381
I don't know anything about that, lad. What happened?
336913 No.37383
I hate that black people smell smdh
336913 No.37384
>>37379
>That's a rare redpill
I haven't heard much about that tbh but just checked and it's true NK has the second largest reserves, starting to make me think tbh.
>It's this rare earth that allows the great leader to feed his people, lass
True lad, he is such a loving leader.
>>37381
Based. If they throw collectivisation out they'll be golden.
336913 No.37385
>>37383
Aren't you excited for the upcoming black Samurai film and the upcoming black Hannibal firm?
336913 No.37386
>>37380
I heard that in Paris FN is the largest party amongst gays
>>37382
I don't know what the reforms were exactly but their food consumption has risen and Kim seems to be focusing on small domestic politics rather than solely anti US politics. Even their GDP is rising for the first time in decades.
LONG LIVE ARE KIM
>>37385
*oogas, boogas and lawdy git own down*
336913 No.37387
>>37386
>Even their GDP is rising for the first time in decades.
Wew. Great leader. That's kind of weird. I thought there were some generals in the shadows pulling the strings, but this would mean it's the Great Leader himself who's actually responsible?
336913 No.37388
>>37386
>tfw believed the western propaganda that Un is stupid and wants war and nothing else
smh
336913 No.37389
>>37382
>being a civic traditionalist
>not being a progressive nazi
I am the real racist lad.
336913 No.37390
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kamikazetokubetsukōgekitai - Kamikaze Special Attack Corps song
336913 No.37391
>>37387
Are Kim is like Lenin in that he has allowed the black market to thrive. I unironically think that one day he might take the same direction as the Chinese although of course more closed considering that the South lambs would spy on him smh
336913 No.37392
Why do we call civic fencer civic?
336913 No.37393
>If we are defeated
>How is our country going to survive?
>It will be humiliated by its enemies
>That's why we will destroy our lives
>For the Kamikaze special attack corps
336913 No.37394
>>37392
*pic of him in Fighters Against Racism shirt*
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336913 No.37397
>>37395
Ethnic progressivism teaches us that gays and traps are implicitly white and will probably be our greatest allies in electoral politics tbh.
>>37392
Because he's an expert on the migration period.
336913 No.37399
>>37397
>replying to a deleted post
>>37392
anti-racist shirts and also because he's an educated archaeologist who specialised in the migration era. We're all migrants. He also is against taking pride in what your ancestors did, but at least he's also against feeling guilt for it so he's consistent.
336913 No.37400
Ukip candidate standing against Andy Burnham in mayoral election is a bible-burning Orthodox Jewish rabbi
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4415292/Ukip-candidate-bible-burning-Orthodox-Jewish-rabbi.html
336913 No.37401
>>37393
At least they died thinking they would win
336913 No.37402
336913 No.37404
>>37397
A better ally than the Jews at least.
>>37400
First they trusted muslims and it blew up in their face. Then they trusted Jews.
336913 No.37405
>>37401
I guess so
>>37404
How did muzzies blow up? kek
336913 No.37406
>>37398
This is why I miss Leon tbh. She only wanted to help.
>>37400
Nobody can stop us with YHWH on our side.
336913 No.37407
>>37406
>She only wanted to help
Help with what? And me too. She would be able to post her now so it's sad that she doesn't want to.
336913 No.37408
>>37406
wonder what they're up to
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336913 No.37409
>>37405
kek. They had some MEP who defected from the Tories and then defected back.
>the eternal Tory
336913 No.37410
Is it better to let others taste test or to eat first lads, lasses?
336913 No.37411
>>37410
depends if you're a king with many enemies or not lad
336913 No.37412
>>37410
Just make sure the taste testers don't eat it all
336913 No.37413
>>37407
She wanted to help free Britain from marxist chains.
>>37408
Probably on the /politics/ skype if they haven't resurrected the board yet.
336913 No.37414
8chan will never be fixed smh
336913 No.37415
>>37413
>Probably on the /politics/ skype if they haven't resurrected the board yet.
Yeah. Said she was going back there before she left.
336913 No.37416
>>37413
probs
>>37414
It has to live forever it has to it has to
336913 No.37418
>>37417
Just what your average kid would say
336913 No.37419
>>37418
*a few seconds later*
w-wew
336913 No.37420
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Fucking bastards
We should play intrigues to take control over the old colonies imho
336913 No.37421
>>37419
H-how old is she l-lad?
336913 No.37422
>>37419
Jesus. Are you sure those subs are correct, lass?
336913 No.37423
>>37421
I don't know lad smh
>>37422
Yes lad, she said "ochinchin"
336913 No.37425
>tfw consanguineous loli gf
336913 No.37426
>>37424
Orthodox is based tbh, fucking normans
336913 No.37427
>>37420
Wow History Videos seem pretty easy to make.
336913 No.37428
>>37424
I would like to visit Seville for their Easter celebrations tbh
>tfw no pointy hat to stab heretics with
MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
336913 No.37430
336913 No.37431
Why did canada choose a shit flag smh
336913 No.37432
>>37431
Because it was 1965.
336913 No.37433
>>37423
>Yes lad, she said "ochinchin"
Jesus. What are you watching lass? Whatever it is: STOP WATCHING
336913 No.37434
336913 No.37435
>>37429
Morning, lad Did you do that?
336913 No.37436
>>37433
What has happened to Japan lad?
This is what cartoons are like these days smh
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336913 No.37437
>>37436
Smh isn't child porn legal there?
336913 No.37438
>>37434
There were other suggestions…
>>37436
The Japanese government is pushing hard to get people reproducing, that's what happened. They'll encourage studios to ramp up the lewdness until all the herbivore males snap out of their malaise.
>>37437
Yes but cartoon loli porn is protected by law and the age of consent is 13 or 14.
336913 No.37439
>>37438
I mean real child porn isn't legal there.
336913 No.37440
>>37424
>Kosovan
Woah, that actually look human? Is this the power of Christianity?
336913 No.37441
>>37438
Absolutely disgusting tbh smh
336913 No.37442
>>37436
Jesus Christ. What has happened to Japan? Are you watching porn, lass? This better not be something the young Nips are watching
336913 No.37443
>>37438
The loli things is disgusting too
336913 No.37444
>>37438
>The Japanese government is pushing hard to get people reproducing, that's what happened. They'll encourage studios to ramp up the lewdness until all the herbivore males snap out of their malaise.
This is one of the reasons there are herbivore men though, isn't it? They can get all the love they need from their cartoons. And cartoons will never hurt them.
336913 No.37445
>>37430
Very punny lad.
>>37435
Kek, no lad, its to illustrate my exhaustion and annoyance. My wingmirror got kicked off last night, a new one is £120. Plus my confiscated torch is £25. Smfh.
336913 No.37446
>>37438
>The Japanese government is pushing hard to get people reproducing, that's what happened. They'll encourage studios to ramp up the lewdness until all the herbivore males snap out of their malaise.
wew that's actually pretty believable, but I bet the only thing that will happen is that the weebs will just become even worse anime porn addicts smh
>>37442
It's just a current season anime smh I didn't think it would be this bad kek
336913 No.37448
>>37445
>My wingmirror got kicked off last night, a new one is £120.
Fucking hell, lad. Some people. How are you doing on money after living in a van for a while?
336913 No.37449
>>37444
They need are LORD tbh smh
See you later lads need to purchase pillows for mon boudoire smh
336913 No.37450
Nice to see this thread is being filled to the brim with political discourse
336913 No.37451
336913 No.37452
>>37450
Wouldn't want to disappoint you, lad
>>37449
Later, lad
336913 No.37453
>>37448
Still bad tbh, my main work doesnt really pick up for another 2-3 weeks, and even then it will be quite slow. Still, the alternative was renting somewhere and running out of money 2 months ago.
336913 No.37454
336913 No.37455
>>37440
Kosovo is slavic lad.
>>37444
Herbivores only get stuck when their cartoons remain lewd yet innocent in nature. This cartoon is breaking that innocence by forcing discussion of dicks and real sex into people's minds as they watch it.
This is a very strange approach to 2D, and it reminds me of an anime from last season that was about attractive 2D girls acting like real life sluts. Most of /a/ hated it, but in the context of pushing an agenda to normalize real sexual interactions to herbivores it makes perfect sense.
Every seasonal anime is influenced by the interests of the Japanese government lad. This is no coincidence.
336913 No.37456
>>37455
>Herbivores only get stuck when their cartoons remain lewd yet innocent in nature. This cartoon is breaking that innocence by forcing discussion of dicks and real sex into people's minds as they watch it.
But there is also hentai, lass. And porn. Just a few clicks away.
>This is a very strange approach to 2D, and it reminds me of an anime from last season that was about attractive 2D girls acting like real life sluts. Most of /a/ hated it, but in the context of pushing an agenda to normalize real sexual interactions to herbivores it makes perfect sense.
Wouldn't it just scare them and make them decide against watching it?
336913 No.37457
>>37452
Are you really 22 stone?
336913 No.37458
>>37455
>want to make the people have kids again
>don't want to ban anime because muh gdp
based gapitalism
336913 No.37459
>>37457
That's the second time someone's asked me that today, lad. What's going on?
336913 No.37460
>>37459
sorry m8
i don't post here all that often
336913 No.37461
>>37456
>But there is also hentai, lass.
Hentai isn't on prime time television accessible to children all across the country. This, on the other hand, is.
>Wouldn't it just scare them and make them decide against watching it?
Maybe, last season's attempt didn't go down well. But this new one looks like it will be very popular.
336913 No.37462
>>37461
Just think the government would try something else, right?
>>37460
Alright, lad. Why would you ask anyway?
336913 No.37463
>>37462
Because you're trip fagging as 22st
336913 No.37464
>>37463
Oh. Yeah. I never used to do that since there were so few Welsh flag users back in /brit/. Can become quite a few here though tbh
336913 No.37465
>>37462
Herbivores only consume anime-related media. They don't have a lot of options when it comes to getting through to these people.
336913 No.37466
>>37465
China has another solution which probably will have results. Doubt this will though.
336913 No.37467
>>37464
fuck sake lad
how much do you weigh?
336913 No.37468
>>37466
what's China's solution? internet rehab camps?
336913 No.37469
>>37466
I thought China wanted it's population to go down because they can't sustain their growth.
336913 No.37470
How many ribs would you have to remove to self suck yourself individual lads?
336913 No.37471
what did he mean by this?
336913 No.37472
>>37470
>self sucking
What are you, a faggot?
336913 No.37473
>>37469
Oh. Right. Just don't getting away from computer addiction would also help herbivore men.
>>37467
18st
>>37468
Yeah
336913 No.37474
>>37455
Kosovo is Albanian, lass. The Serbs are a minority.
336913 No.37475
>>37470
Wew. You can google, lad. We hate homos tbh
336913 No.37476
>>37472
Is it faggotry?
>>37475
as do I
336913 No.37477
>>37474
oh boy is it that time already?
336913 No.37478
>>37471
He means Obama spent eight years being rude to Assad without directly bombing him, but Trump bombed him within a couple of months and this somehow improved the situation in Syria.
336913 No.37479
>>37478
be honest now
trump has turned out to be a right nobhead
what do you think of him?
336913 No.37480
IT'S TIME
Later lasses and lads
336913 No.37481
>>37477
It is never not time
336913 No.37482
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336913 No.37484
>>37479
He seems to be delivering on deporting illegal immigrants but everything is up in the air. He's definitely not a secret nazi playing 4d chess.
>>37480
Good luck lad.
336913 No.37485
>>37484
Do you think any attempts to build that wall will be made?
336913 No.37487
>>37485
I suspect Trump will try to get it built but congress will find some way to ruin it so he'll end up campaigning on building/finishing the wall in the 2020 election too.
336913 No.37489
>>37488
EeeeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEeeEEEeeee aaaaAAAaaaAaAaAAAAAaaaahhh.
336913 No.37490
>>37488
Insectoid screeching from emotionless ant people. I'm glad their culture was destroyed and their society neutered.
336913 No.37491
336913 No.37492
>>37489
Powerful stuff.
>>37490
Japanese are huwhite lad
336913 No.37493
>>37491
How is anime related to being a tranny lad?
336913 No.37494
>>37493
Everyone knows that anime causes autism, which causes becoming a tranny.
336913 No.37495
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336913 No.37499
What thread edition should we have next?
336913 No.37500
>>37499
Arundel Castle Edition.
336913 No.37502
>>37499
imperium edition tbh
336913 No.37503
>>37499
An edition dedicated to The Golden One AKA The Mighty Elf of Eternal Wisdom AKA The Glorious Lion of Testosterone AKA The Chosen Man of Odin AKA The Juicy Pale Orc AKA The Mighty Son of Mother EVROPAE AKA The Glorious Legionnaire of Western Civilisation AKA The Mighty Viking of Gains AKA The Juicy Swede of Testosterone
336913 No.37505
NEED a Dixie girl for reason I won't disclose
336913 No.37506
>>37500
castle one tbqhwyf
336913 No.37508