▶ b899e7 (29) No.192605>>192699
▶ f59304 (30) No.192615
▶ b18146 (40) No.192617
▶ a3390e (55) No.192618
druids and anti-gayism tbh
▶ 038205 (144) No.192619>>192620
>>192606
there is often a reason somebody is at the bottom tbh smh. I'm at the bottom but I never was bullied severely, but I guess I was bullied in other less direct ways like people taking advantage of my kindness or urge to please others smh
>>192607
Are you going to post a pic of your sweaty knickers after a walk, lass?
▶ b63cae (99) No.192620>>192622
>>192619
>Are you going to post a pic of your sweaty knickers after a walk, lass?
teehee you silly boy ;)
▶ 038205 (144) No.192621
>>192604 (OP)
thankslass goodlass
>‘Dislike’ and ‘Unfriendliness’ Can Be Hate Crimes, UK Police Confirm
What the fuck
> “any criminal offence which is perceived by the victim or any other person, to be motivated by a hostility or prejudice”.
>perceived
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ 038205 (144) No.192622
>>192620
tbh used to say that ironically when I was pretending to be a girl, and used a lot of smileys tbh.
▶ b18146 (40) No.192623
>>192604 (OP)
>‘Dislike’ and ‘Unfriendliness’ Can Be Hate Crimes, UK Police Confirm
Antifa in prison soon then eh, Plod?
▶ f59304 (30) No.192625>>192636
>>192614
>there is oft. a reason
oh aye lad, most of the bullied deserve it along with a lot of the other unbullied low-value betas.
I'd just prefer to live in a world where everything was secure in itself, and as strong as all of the others. that isn't our universe though, I've made peace with that. it really isn't so bad after all
>>192616
I like this idea a lot tbh
▶ b63cae (99) No.192626>>192628
/newbrit/ must submit to black willies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
▶ 472342 (1) No.192627>>192629 >>192631 >>192636 >>192639
▶ f59304 (30) No.192628>>192630
>>192624
>>192626
kek lad, isn't this TBBK's shtik?
▶ b63cae (99) No.192630
>>192628
I originated it tbf
▶ f59304 (30) No.192631
>>192627
Sleep well lad
>9pm bed time
wow lad you really did it
▶ b63cae (99) No.192632>>192634
I taught TBBK everything he knows.
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192633>>192635 >>192637
>sticky honey pastry yumyums
holy heck these r gud
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192634
>>192632
dont damn him with faint praise smh
▶ b63cae (99) No.192635
>>192633
fatten you up good. get a nice thicc bumbum for us
▶ 038205 (144) No.192636>>192644
>>192625
>I'd just prefer to live in a world where everything was secure in itself, and as strong as all of the others.
Keek oh how I wish
>tfw can tell myself it's all dumb but I can't control my body in certain situations
roooooo
>>192627
night lad
▶ f59304 (30) No.192637>>192642
▶ b18146 (40) No.192638>>192640
>“For recording purposes, the perception of the victim of any other person is the defining factor in determining whether an incident is a hate crime, or in recognising the hostility element of a hate crime.
>“The victim does not have to justify or provide evidence of their belief, and police officers and staff should not directly challenge this perception. Evidence of the hostility is not required for an incident to be recorded as a hate crime or hate incident.”
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192639
▶ a0686b (99) No.192640
>>192638
the government hate crimes me everyday smh
▶ b63cae (99) No.192641>>192645 >>192646 >>192647 >>192649
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192642>>192649
▶ 038205 (144) No.192643>>192650
what's those sock things people wear outside of their boots and lower legs called?
▶ f59304 (30) No.192644>>192648
>>192636
>can't control body
like in the sense of random stiffies or pissing your pantalons when scared?
▶ 038205 (144) No.192645>>192652
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192647
▶ 038205 (144) No.192648>>192657
>>192644
I get anxious in social situations and when I have responsibility smh
▶ f59304 (30) No.192649>>192651 >>192655
>>192642
The stuff is actually foul. tastes straight weird
>>192641
>I am one of waifuposters ego-centric delusions
Ye gods what an awful existence you've dreamt up for me
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192650>>192653
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192651>>192657
▶ b63cae (99) No.192652>>192656 >>192659
>>192645
This is just your persona. That is all anyone is. It is all meaningless.
I wish to know the real you. To see you and to hear you and to love you in a not gay way but a brotherly way but you are just data on the net and there is no honesty in anything you say. I can't see the real you.
▶ b63cae (99) No.192654
I have too much love. I am not meant for this world.
LORD take me home please.
▶ a3390e (55) No.192655>>192657
>>192649
smh too
flower cum is 10/10 natural sugar
▶ 038205 (144) No.192656>>192663
>>192652
>I wish to know the real you.
I bare my heart, lad, but I feel you don't usually engage on the same level.
▶ f59304 (30) No.192657>>192660 >>192661 >>192664
>>192648
Well it's a common behaviour at least. you could cure this by going clubbing and banging large scores of slags
>>192651
>>192655
definitely not lads, the only thing honey should be used for is seasoning hams
▶ 038205 (144) No.192658>>192664
>tfw you go to check if someone's had the last piece of cake and it's still there
It's so tasty. Why won't they eat it?
▶ f59304 (30) No.192659>>192663
>>192652
don't you think this is a more meaningful peep into one another's psyche? I mean let's be honest if the both of you were to meet the genuine 'you's would be guarded behind thousands of emotional barries. on here, fear of judgement is lessened, more can creep out
▶ 038205 (144) No.192660>>192667
>>192657
>Well it's a common behaviour at least. you could cure this by going clubbing and banging large scores of slags
No. I think it's just who I am.
▶ a3390e (55) No.192661>>192665 >>192667
>>192657
first there was the marmite wars…
now there is the honey schism
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192662>>192666 >>192668 >>192945
Did I do this to waifuposter?
▶ b63cae (99) No.192663
>>192656
I have never revealed myself to anyone.
You are all just playthings to me. I am your master.
Shall we take things to a higher level and become the best of friends? I will show you my heart.
>>192659
>genuine 'you's would be guarded behind thousands of emotional barries
I would not. I would bare all. I wish to be naked in front of other people (metaphorically speaking) and for them to be likewise and for us to all love eachother and everyone is nice and no bullies!
Online is all just fake shit.
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192664>>192674
>>192657
reeeee
honey and lemon
whisky and honey
mead
pancakes and honey
smearing manuka honey on injuries
honey cheerios
crunchy nut clusters
>>192658
they know youre watching it
▶ 038205 (144) No.192665>>192677
>>192661
what uniform is that, lad? Are you a bee now?
▶ b63cae (99) No.192666
>>192662
You did nothing to me.
Ask yourself this. What did waifuposter do to you?
▶ f59304 (30) No.192667>>192669 >>192670 >>192677
>>192660
No one is simply 'who they are'. personality is plastic, it can be molded.
A common misconception about introverts is that they are socially incapable, which is a modern misconception. So I don't know who (you) are lad, but he's not as real as you think he is. Same goes for me naturally.
>>192661
bring it on lad
▶ 038205 (144) No.192668
>>192662
No, he's been changing from one thing to another all the time.
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192669>>192674
>>192667
>the façade pill
based
▶ 038205 (144) No.192670>>192674
>>192667
I've tried moulding myself forever, lad, but in the end there are things I like and things I dislike, so now I just choose doing what I like.
▶ b63cae (99) No.192671
scully loves me this i know
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192672>>192675
why do old fogeys drive so slowly
▶ b63cae (99) No.192673>>192676
muuuuuuuuuuuuum i dont wanna go to bed!
▶ f59304 (30) No.192674>>192677 >>192678
>>192664
>honey and lemon
lemon is fine w/o honey tbh. if I'm taking a throat treatment then the honey is the unpleasant part to contrast the pleasant lemon
>honey whisky and mead
can't comment
>pancakes and honey
pancakes and LEMON lad.
>honey on injuries
sounds like you're asking for an infection. that aids healing?
>honey cheerios and crunchy nut
never had em tbh
>>192669
Idk if I'd go with facade though. It feels more like light passing through a lense or a hot/cold tap than a mask.
>>192670
Fair enough lad
▶ 038205 (144) No.192676>>192679
>>192673
You were a bad boy last night, lad. You'll have to please her today by doing what she says.
▶ a3390e (55) No.192677>>192683
>>192665
look 22st
I turned myself into a bee
I'm bee-ckle weeess
>>192667
*endless swarms of kamikaze bees*
>>192674
honey and lemon on pancakes is goat tbh
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192678
>>192674
HONEY AND LEMON ON PANCAKES LAD
>infection
>a component found in mānuka honey has antibacterial properties in vitro, th
▶ b63cae (99) No.192679
>>192676
but mummy im a big boy now and you cant make me
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192682
▶ 038205 (144) No.192683
>>192677
keekeekek. Yellow and black can be such a cool combination.
▶ 038205 (144) No.192684>>192685
>>192681
actually didn't know this memi
▶ b63cae (99) No.192686
got some fresh yags today
▶ b63cae (99) No.192688
AYIIIIIIIIIIII YAG A SBARO
▶ 038205 (144) No.192689>>192690
▶ 1bdb35 (13) No.192690>>192692 >>192696
>>192689
i just texted her lots of fish images lad is this alpha?
▶ b18146 (40) No.192692
▶ b63cae (99) No.192693
>>192691
Get thee behind me Satan!
▶ 1bdb35 (13) No.192694>>192697
thought so tbh i have nothing to lose here
▶ b63cae (99) No.192695
Who here is going to sit on my face then? Come on don't be shy!
▶ 038205 (144) No.192696>>192698
>>192690
smh nobody ever taught me this trick
>>192691
bbrraappppp
▶ a0686b (99) No.192697
>>192694
Thanks for the Rance, lad.
▶ 1bdb35 (13) No.192698
>>192696
it might not work lad cheer up
▶ 651028 (28) No.192699
▶ b63cae (99) No.192700>>192702 >>192706 >>192708
Being a woman is boring.
I now realise that I was born a human by mistake. My true identity is as a dragon named Darkscar The Terrible.
Please desist from calling me waifuposter and address me as Darkscar from now on okthankyou.
▶ 651028 (28) No.192701
>>192681
stop having a oneitis
▶ 1bdb35 (13) No.192702>>192703
>>192700
All dragons belong to the Farshnuke lad
▶ b63cae (99) No.192703
Darkscar The Terrible is fucking tired. Darkscar The Terrible is going to bed.
>>192702
Not Darkscar The Terrible. Darkscar The Terrible will roast him alive with his flame.
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192704
>royal jelly acid has been reported to have anti-tumor, anti-biotic, immunomodulatory, estrogenic, neurogenic, and innate immune response modulating activities.[6]
>estrogenic
AVOID AVOID
▶ 651028 (28) No.192705>>192709 >>192716
▶ 038205 (144) No.192706
>>192700
>Darkscar The Terrible
now that is an OC tier name
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192708
▶ a0686b (99) No.192709
>>192705
>when you meet a fellow reptillian
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192710>>192711 >>192712 >>192715 >>192719 >>192722
lads, quick brainstorming session:
what can we crowdfund
▶ 651028 (28) No.192711>>192714 >>192721 >>192753 >>192754
▶ a0686b (99) No.192712>>192721 >>192723
>>192710
buying a church for us all to live in
▶ a0686b (99) No.192713
sending me to doki doki con in two weeks tbh
▶ 038205 (144) No.192714>>192718
>>192711
Lad what happened to you
▶ 1bdb35 (13) No.192715>>192717 >>192720 >>192721
>>192710
a royal pension for 22st to continue his art
▶ b18146 (40) No.192716
>>192705
>Asians
>she meets a bunch of Londoners
I don't get it.
▶ a0686b (99) No.192717>>192720
▶ 651028 (28) No.192718>>192720
▶ b18146 (40) No.192719>>192721
>>192710
An ecologically-friendly commune for pagan isolationists?
▶ 038205 (144) No.192720
>>192715
>>192717
but I hate work
>>192718
You're an anti-gayist smh
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192721
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192722>>192724
>>192710
A giant sack of cocaine
▶ b18146 (40) No.192723>>192727 >>192731
>>192712
>churches were built on top of pagan religious sites
>buy up churches and carry out pagan ceremonies in them
I like this.
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192724
>>192722
nigga we on now
*buys a kilo*
▶ 959a18 (2) No.192725>>192729 >>192735
Yes let's all become anarcho communists lads tbh except actually do it lol no
▶ a0686b (99) No.192727>>192734 >>192736
>>192723
I would shoot you all to death if you did that though.
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192729
▶ b18146 (40) No.192730>>192732
>>192726
>average American woman
>that white
whitewashing crackers at it again smh fam
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192731
>>192723
It would be top bants tbh
▶ a3390e (55) No.192733
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192734>>192737
>>192727
if i ever see a scrawny effeminate bloke lurking near the druid hq i know its you
▶ b18146 (40) No.192735
>>192725
>anarcho
no
>communist
also no
▶ 038205 (144) No.192736>>192737
>>192727
sacrifice them all to are Christian God
▶ a0686b (99) No.192737>>192740 >>192743 >>192748
>>192734
*shoots you*
>>192736
It's just a cuntish thing to do to disrespect a holy site that is so integral to our culture, smh. God damn hippie drug taking faggotry.
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192739
>>192738
At last I see the light…
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192740
>>192737
*lets the hounds loose*
▶ a3390e (55) No.192742
>192737
>it wasn't a cuntish thing to disrespect holy sites so integral to our culture by building churches on them
god damned desert worshipping jew puppet faggotry
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192743>>192747 >>192751
>>192737
Keek it's a joke laddie
Didn't stop the Christians doing it to the pagans though….
▶ 651028 (28) No.192744>>192750
>>192741
i wish i could be that smart smh
maybe my high iq daughterus will get it
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192745>>192750
▶ 1bdb35 (13) No.192746>>192750
>>192741
i fucking hate dude weed lmao culture
▶ a0686b (99) No.192747>>192757
>>192743
>Didn't stop the Christians doing it to the pagans though….
That was when pagans had their own countries and weren't marvel larpers though. Although they still got btfo.
▶ b18146 (40) No.192748
>>192737
>It's just a cuntish thing to do to disrespect a holy site that is so integral to our culture
*builds a church on Anglesey*
▶ 038205 (144) No.192749>>192757 >>192760
tbh druids will have to stay outside. You can suck the semen out of the corpses in the graveyard or something smh
▶ 038205 (144) No.192750>>192752
>>192745
>>192746
>>192744
Only way to get smart is smoke weed, lads
▶ a03b31 (4) No.192751>>192757
>>192743
In Ireland at least a lot of pagan holy wells etc were 'converted' to Catholic ones. And gods changed to saints e.g. St Brigid.
▶ 1bdb35 (13) No.192752
>>192750
it just makes normies somehow more normie.
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192753>>192754
>>192711
This gets my vote too.
▶ 038205 (144) No.192754>>192756
>>192753
>>192711
It's decided then
▶ b18146 (40) No.192756
>>192754
>those tights
>those exposed thighs
NO
DO NOT BE FOOLED
DO NOT GIVE IN
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192757
>>192747
>Although they still got btfo.
That they did, although I hear that Celtic orthodoxy was pretty interesting as >>192751 says
>and weren't marvel larpers though
shots fired tbh
>>192749
Wew lad
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192759>>192767
>>192755
I'll crowdfund you a boyfriend. Maybe we can track down that lad who took your first kiss.
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192760>>192762 >>192764
>>192749
>implying we wont narrow the doorways so you cant get in
▶ 651028 (28) No.192761>>192765
>>192755
Sort of a good idea. You need to get your first kiss from a nice chinky or jewish girl
▶ a0686b (99) No.192762>>192766
>>192760
ahahaha KEEK
*rubs 22st in butter so he slide through*
▶ 1bdb35 (13) No.192763
>westie had a kiss
>he was a normie all along
betrayed tbh
▶ 038205 (144) No.192764
>>192760
lad I want to be comfy in the church. I like grass too but it's not your holy place smh
▶ a0686b (99) No.192765>>192767
>>192761
I can get a real gf thanks.
▶ 651028 (28) No.192767
>>192759
This might also work.
>>192765
As long as it's a nice girl lad. Avoid mentioning the rancepill until you're really comfortable with each other.
▶ a0686b (99) No.192768>>192772 >>192780
>westie and 22st declared a crusade on the druids
▶ 038205 (144) No.192769>>192770 >>192780
*pricks Westie with female hormones so he can lure the druids away with her feminine charm*
▶ a0686b (99) No.192771>>192774 >>192784
they are all secret gayists though smh
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192772>>192773
>>192768
*comes to yorkshite and force feeds you a bicycle tyre*
▶ a0686b (99) No.192773>>192777
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192774
>>192771
dont make me hate you lad smh
▶ 1bdb35 (13) No.192775>>192783
*purges the board of gayists*
▶ 038205 (144) No.192776
>>192770
*does what I want*
▶ 651028 (28) No.192777>>192779 >>192783
▶ a0686b (99) No.192779
>>192777
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192780>>192786 >>192789 >>192791
>>192768
Took you long enough smh, I've been waging this war for months.
>>192769
We call them "battle potions".
▶ a0686b (99) No.192781>>192786 >>192787
was it sussex who stealthed those quads earlier today, that was right cheeky smh
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192783
>>192775
how may i assist
>>192777
lucky trips for melty westie
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192784
>>192771
Lad druidposting is the least gay type of posting on this board smh
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192785
▶ 651028 (28) No.192786
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>192780
>We call them "battle potions".
MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU
>>192781
No that was me >>192222
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192787
▶ b18146 (40) No.192788>>192790 >>192792 >>192798
*chooses no side in the religious conflict because both are equally bad*
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192789
>>192780
Posting your bum isn't waging war you silly slag
▶ 651028 (28) No.192790
>>192788
based enlightened centrism
▶ 038205 (144) No.192791
>>192780
>We call them "battle potions".
keek
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192792>>192794
>>192788
>religious conflict
its literally the gaybois vs pagans tho
▶ a3390e (55) No.192793
I strongly dislike homosexuals
>it's a shit-stirring gayists episode
▶ a0686b (99) No.192794>>192795 >>192796 >>192802
>>192792
What did he mean by this?
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192795>>192813
>>192794
So the hedonists were the real hedonists all along.
▶ b18146 (40) No.192796>>192802
>>192794
>gayists are druggies, therefore druggies are gayists
Druggies btfo
▶ a3390e (55) No.192797>>192800
>192794
>degenerates pursue a degenerate lifestyle in other areas
gee golly what a shocker
nice implications
disgustingly yiddish behaviour lad
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192798>>192801
>>192788
tbh I actually have a strong appreciation for both so I always hate religious infighting smh
▶ 1bdb35 (13) No.192799
forgot what i was going to post
▶ a0686b (99) No.192800
>>192797
So you admit you're all degenerates?
▶ a3390e (55) No.192801>>192803 >>192819
>>192798
should be a third tier upstaging the shit tier left/right jew construction
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192802>>192805
>>192794
>>192796
oh damn better quit or else im a gayist
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192803
▶ a3390e (55) No.192804>>192805
>192800
no you jew fag
you're using false equivalency to push an agenda
▶ a0686b (99) No.192805>>192808 >>192821
>>192802
>>192804
>something that affects your mental state
>just happens to be used by loads of gays and liberals
hmmmm
▶ 651028 (28) No.192806
▶ 038205 (144) No.192807>>192819
Okay this is the symbol of me and Westie's Christian military order
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192808>>192809 >>192815
>>192805
>Odin
>Druids
Lad….
▶ 651028 (28) No.192809>>192811
▶ a3390e (55) No.192810>>192814
*slaps a filter on*
not driving me off this time
>it's a gayists needlessly antagonize and stir shit episode
>it's every episode
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192811
>>192809
They're not even remotely connected smh
▶ 038205 (144) No.192812>>192815 >>192817
Looks better without the black lines maybe
▶ 038205 (144) No.192813
▶ a0686b (99) No.192814>>192822 >>192826
>>192810
yet strangely everytime something gay is posted you don't filter it, you have to post an exaggerated reply about how much you hate it while continuing to focus and obsess over it hmmm
also i'm not gay
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192815>>192816 >>192818 >>192820 >>192828 >>192862
>>192808
Modern wiccans toss everything they can find into one big Frankenstein theology. Some of them even include Hindu mythology because muh indo-aryans.
>>192812
>no venus cross on the cross
Smh.
▶ 038205 (144) No.192816
>>192815
the female symbol is ugly. I always mainly used male pokemon because I didn't like the female symbol smh. Also womyn shouldn't fight
▶ a3390e (55) No.192817>>192820
*doesn't open the comment stubs*
>>192812
looks like the beginnings of the eight pointed chaos star thing tbh
appropriate considering their love of degeneracy
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192818>>192862
>>192815
I know it's fucking disgusting smh, druids aren't wiccan though
▶ b18146 (40) No.192819
>>192801
This tbh, Exceptionalism vs universalism is the axis of interest.
>>192807
top kek
▶ 038205 (144) No.192820
>>192815
Also it's muscular Christianity, not gay Christianity smh
>>192817
yeah keek I thought of that. It looks cool though smh
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192821
>>192805
>moves the goalposts
not big or clever, boyo
▶ a0686b (99) No.192823>>192824
>>192822
was kissed by without my consent
▶ b18146 (40) No.192824
>>192823
That's even gayer.
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192826
>>192814
maids outfit
considered transitioning
first kiss was a dude
id say you were gay, my lad
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192827>>192831
>>192822
Tbh Westie has more reason than anyone to not be gay.
▶ b18146 (40) No.192829>>192830
>>192825
>tfw the one website I go to for everything doesn't have the first two series of Red Dwarf in English
Bloody Russians
▶ a3390e (55) No.192830
>>192829
putlocker appears to have all of them
I'm using some my da downloaded to an external hardrive atm, h's got up to season 8 on there then I'll have to go to that site
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192831>>192833
>>192827
why do you need a reason to not be gay
▶ 038205 (144) No.192832
>>192828
>it's a celtic cross
didn't even realise smh
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192833>>192836 >>192840
>>192828
Good lad. I'm still wondering what the seven dicks symbolize though.
>>192831
It's an alibi smh.
▶ a3390e (55) No.192834
poor mixies
doomed to death from all sides
too black to be white
and too white to be black
▶ a0686b (99) No.192835>>192837 >>192838 >>192842 >>192845 >>192853
>christianity
>homosexuality is punished with death
>druidism
>the men of welsh tribes were recorded by the romans as having sex with each other and rejecting the women of their tribe
▶ 038205 (144) No.192836
>>192833
seven is a lucky number lass. I am sure it has religious significance as well smh
▶ a03b31 (4) No.192837>>192841
>>192835
>actually believing what the Romans wrote about 'pagans'.
▶ 95d2cd (31) No.192838>>192841
>>192835
go back through the archives, this is boring now
▶ b18146 (40) No.192840>>192846 >>192849
>>192833
Seven horns, seven eyes, seven seals, seven trumpets.
▶ a0686b (99) No.192841>>192847
>>192837
>>192838
why are you taking it so personal anyway, don't see why druidism and Christianity can't co exist tbqh
wanting to desecrate a church on purpose is nigger tier though
▶ f59304 (30) No.192842>>192843
>>192835
top kek lad, your churches ordain homosexuals these days. also let's not forget about all the subtle noncing that goes on behind the scenes
▶ a0686b (99) No.192843>>192856
>>192842
so do wiccans at stonehenge, your point?
▶ a3390e (55) No.192844
>confidence and paranoia
>confidence is a swarthy niggertalian
>paranoia is a pasty anglo
based BBC programming
▶ b18146 (40) No.192845
>>192835
*blocks your path*
▶ 038205 (144) No.192846>>192849
>>192840
Oh right, 7 heads
▶ f59304 (30) No.192847>>192848
>>192841
I don't associate with wiccans, they aren't even pagan. your point?
▶ a0686b (99) No.192848>>192850 >>192854
>>192847
i don't assosciate with the cofe, they aren't christians, your point?
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192849>>192851 >>192863
>>192840
>>192846
The number seven is also very relevant to me smh.
▶ f59304 (30) No.192850
>>192848
You won't mind if we desecrate a cofe church then?
▶ 038205 (144) No.192851>>192852
>>192849
you one of those people with 7 fingers or toes?
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192852>>192855 >>192859
>>192851
No obviously not.
▶ bc719f (19) No.192853>>192857
>>192835
Counterpoint:
You’re gay
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192854>>192857 >>192863
>>192848
Then who are Christians lad?
▶ f59304 (30) No.192855
>>192852
>obviously
idk, someone who leads on pathetic NEETs must surely have something wromg with them to be so insecure
▶ a03b31 (4) No.192856>>192862
>>192843
Wiccans have fuck all to do with actual pagan customs and folklore (most of which was recorded by early Christians). They're a bunch of larpers pretending to be witches.
▶ a0686b (99) No.192857>>192860
>>192853
>opening that can of worms with me
>>192854
people who actually try to follow the bible on a basic level
▶ 038205 (144) No.192858>>192861 >>192863 >>192870
This pic is for Westielass only
▶ 038205 (144) No.192859>>192869
>>192852
what else could it be?
▶ bc719f (19) No.192860
>>192857
>worms
>that reaction image
it's not difficult to determine lad.
▶ bc719f (19) No.192861>>192866
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▶ b18146 (40) No.192863
>>192849
That's the number of boyfriends you have?
>>192854
Real Christianity has not been tried.
>>192858
I had a dream last night in which I started getting holes in my body that looked like this. Still gives me shivers.
▶ a3390e (55) No.192865>>192867
>automatically opened the spoiler
now I am uncomfortably aware of my skin
▶ 038205 (144) No.192866
>>192861
because I'm bullying Westie I said it was for her smh
▶ 038205 (144) No.192867>>192870
>>192865
you just want to itch it don't you. I wish I had something like that to itch
▶ a3390e (55) No.192868
>192866
>her
bit gay tbh
>192867
lad stop it's not healthy
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192869>>192871
>>192859
If I told you I'd be easier to track down smh.
▶ 93a84a (18) No.192870>>192871 >>192872
>>192858
>>192867
Lad what the fuck? Are they worms or something?
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192871>>192874
>>192869
I promise not to track you down. Tell me tbh
>>192870
No, they're holes she creates from scratching.
▶ a3390e (55) No.192872
>>192870
it's that thing where some toads have their babbies in shell-less eggs inset into their backs and when the babbies are made they pop and the toad looks like it has deep holes on it
it was one of those scare image thingos back in the day where people would photoshop holes into photos of people, eg honeycomb with larva in it
and of course the nips made porno of it
it's a listed phobia now I think, fear of holes or summat
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192873>>192880
>ywn make cummies from scratching an itch
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▶ a3390e (55) No.192878>>192882
22st you have reached a new low
eugh everything itches now and I can't help but remember that mango worm video with the poor dog
filtering for tonight too tbh
*retreats to a safe space*
▶ 651028 (28) No.192879
▶ b18146 (40) No.192880>>192881
>>192873
This is the man who will lead the crusade against paganism.
▶ a0686b (99) No.192881>>192889
>>192880
we choose him not for his piety, but because he's the best
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192882>>192883
>>192878
>mango worm video with the poor dog
keek. Something almost ASMR-like with those videos, and I guess I kind of like the feeling of seeing them pop smh
ahhh forgive me lad it was spoilered
▶ a3390e (55) No.192883>>192890
ATTENTION ALL HWHITE LASSES
>>192882
won't someone please think of the compulsive spoiler-openers
night lads
▶ 959a18 (2) No.192884>>192890 >>192903
AHHH
Bye bye, tomorrow will be different.
I will lift and apply to jobs.
▶ 651028 (28) No.192886
▶ b18146 (40) No.192887>>192888
>>192876
It's just not as good as The Smiths' old work tbh
▶ bc719f (19) No.192888>>192893
>>192887
Of course it's not, Johnny Marr wont come near Morrissey.
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192889>>192892
>>192881
Thanks for believing in me, lass. I'll be your champion
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192890
>>192883
Night lad
>>192884
bye bye stay safe tomorrow
▶ a0686b (99) No.192892>>192895
>>192889
based
>>192876
>signalling against monarchy
not sure how i feel about morrisey
▶ b18146 (40) No.192893
>>192888
I was looking for a feel and then I found a feel
▶ bc719f (19) No.192895>>192900
>>192892
He's always done that lad?
▶ bc719f (19) No.192896>>192897
>>192891
when did you draw that?
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192897>>192899
>>192896
2 days ago but I only posted it in /brit/
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192898
>also ending the chain you started
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▶ a0686b (99) No.192900>>192901
>>192895
he doesn't do it every song though
▶ bc719f (19) No.192901>>192902
>>192900
he does it in every public interview and concert lad lol
▶ a0686b (99) No.192902>>192904 >>192908
>>192901
Smh, signalling against an ancient and effective government system.
▶ bc719f (19) No.192904>>192905
>>192902
Have you never listened to his music before?
▶ a0686b (99) No.192905>>192907
>>192904
yes but he doesn't do it every soooooooong i judge the songs on their own merits
▶ a0686b (99) No.192906>>192907
if you judged every artist on their political views you'd not listen to anything
▶ bc719f (19) No.192907
>>192905
>>192906
I'm not saying that but you're coming off as terribly naïve.
▶ a0686b (99) No.192909>>192910 >>192911
>>192908
why was it the government system for 99% of human history then smh
▶ bc719f (19) No.192910
>>192909
That's a lie and you know it
▶ b18146 (40) No.192911>>192912
>>192909
Because the strong bully the weak.
▶ a0686b (99) No.192912>>192913
>>192911
why didn't the weak band together and make a strong country then?
▶ b18146 (40) No.192913>>192914
>>192912
Because they're weak.
▶ a0686b (99) No.192914>>192922
>>192913
maybe the strong of your own people ruling is better then, or you'll be invaded by other tribes strongmen and be raped and killed
▶ 651028 (28) No.192916
>>192915
/r9k/ is getting younger every year
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192917
>>192915
Future front-lines BASED NA soldier in the making
▶ b899e7 (29) No.192918>>192919 >>192920 >>192921 >>192925
Beddy byes now, sweet dreams everyone.
▶ 651028 (28) No.192919
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▶ b18146 (40) No.192922
>>192914
>maybe the strong of your own people ruling is better then
Perhaps. But what does that have to do with hereditary autocracy?
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192924
▶ a0686b (99) No.192925
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▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192929
>>192928
She hardly says a word. The perfect womyn
▶ bc719f (19) No.192931>>192932 >>192935
▶ a0686b (99) No.192932>>192933 >>192934
>>192931
nowhere
also just two weeks of cutting out sugar and processed food is doing my body wonders, my hair is so soft and healthy looking
▶ bc719f (19) No.192933
>>192932
Now to just quit the gay thoughts.
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192934
>>192932
reminds me of that cake… I bet it's still there
▶ 14ee3a (16) No.192935
▶ 6ece5e (8) No.192936>>192937
There's not a thing we can do with so few men; that a hero couldn't do.
▶ 038205 (144) No.192937
▶ 75e741 (2) No.192938>>192939 >>192940
Tbh I think if it came down to it, I'd convert to Islam to save my life.
▶ 038205 (144) No.192939>>192942
>>192938
Of course you would Mr. (1)
▶ a0686b (99) No.192940>>192942 >>193026
>>192938
Tbh I think I'd say a prayer to my ancestors and lead a last alliance of the English into battle against the invader, so that I can die in combat and reach the afterlife.
▶ 6ece5e (8) No.192941
white sharia is a spy meme
▶ 75e741 (2) No.192942>>192943 >>192944
>>192939
t. kuffar
>>192940
A bit fantastical lad, maybe after a pack of wogs threaten to rape your mum you might have a change of heart. jk islam is a religion of peace demographic warfare only :p
▶ a0686b (99) No.192943
>>192942
my mother would kill herself if she was faced with that
▶ 6ece5e (8) No.192944
>>192942
one white man with arms and preparation is superior to hundreds of wogs
>ywn be a member of Executive Outcomes during their peak
▶ 0c1bfb (1) No.192945
▶ 038205 (144) No.192947>>192949
▶ 6ece5e (8) No.192949>>192950
>>192947
*becomes an exhibit*
▶ 038205 (144) No.192950>>192951
>>192949
*envies a caged animal*
▶ 6ece5e (8) No.192951>>192952
>>192950
*dreams freely while asleep in cage*
▶ 038205 (144) No.192952>>192953
>>192951
*enters cage at night and hugs you*
▶ 14b054 (2) No.192955>>192956
▶ 038205 (144) No.192956>>192959
>>192955
they were posted in /brit/ smh
▶ 038205 (144) No.192957>>192960
*says goodnight from bed and closes laptop*
▶ 038205 (144) No.192958
Before I go for anybody wondering yes I had that last piece of cake and it tasted delicious
▶ 14b054 (2) No.192959
>>192956
They were deleted though
▶ 6ece5e (8) No.192960>>193053
>>192957
night lad
hope you have lots of comfy blankets
it's getting chilly at night
▶ b63cae (99) No.192963
Save me, O God; for the waters are come in unto my soul.
I sink in deep mire, where there is no standing: I am come into deep waters, where the floods overflow me.
I am weary of my crying: my throat is dried: mine eyes fail while I wait for my God
They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine head: they that would destroy me, being mine enemies wrongfully are mighty: then I restored that which I took not away.
O God, thou knowest my foolishness; and my sins are hid not from thee.
Let not them that wait on thee, O Lord God of hosts, be ashamed for my sake: let not those that seek thee be confounded for my sake, O God of Israel.
O Lord, in an acceptable time: O God, in the multitude of thy mercy hear me, in the truth of thy salvation.
Deliver me out of the mire, and let me not sink: let me be delivered from them that hate me, and out of the deep water.
Let not the waterflood overflow me, neither let the deep swallow me up, and let not the pit shut her mouth upon me.
Hear me, O Lord; for thy lovingkindness is good: turn unto me according to the multitude of thy tender mercies.
And hide not thy face from thy servant; for I am in trouble: hear me speedily.
Reproach hath broken my heart; and I am full of heaviness: and I looked for some to take pity, but there was none; and for comforters, but I found none.
▶ b63cae (99) No.192964
Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.
▶ b63cae (99) No.192965
I think anything can be forgiven of another person, except dishonesty, which is unfaithfulness. Loyalty above all.
Come before Darkscar The Terrible with an open heart and Darkscar The Terrible will say unto you that you are his friend and shall likewise open his heart before you. But come before Darkscar The Terrible with a cloak upon thee, and thou shalt be cast out into the wilderness and in thy shame shall find no peace.
▶ b63cae (99) No.192967
Gaze upon the face of Darkscar The Terrible. Gaze upon it and despair.
▶ b63cae (99) No.192969
>>192968
It is only I, Darkscar The Terrible. Hail!
▶ b63cae (99) No.192971>>192973
kills the next poster for being a sinner and a whore
▶ c3a9a5 (5) No.192973>>192974
>>192971
Well, someone had to post
▶ b63cae (99) No.192974
>>192973
Ah, but our God is a merciful god and it is good that the sinner should die, but better still to live and repent that you may know the LORD.
▶ b63cae (99) No.192975
LORD God of my salvation, I have cried day and night before thee:
Let my prayer come before thee: incline thine ear unto my cry;
For my soul is full of troubles: and my life draweth nigh unto the grave.
I am counted with them that go down into the pit: I am as a man that hath no strength:
Free among the dead, like the slain that lie in the grave, whom thou rememberest no more: and they are cut off from thy hand.
Thou hast laid me in the lowest pit, in darkness, in the deeps.
Thy wrath lieth hard upon me, and thou hast afflicted me with all thy waves. Selah.
Thou hast put away mine acquaintance far from me; thou hast made me an abomination unto them: I am shut up, and I cannot come forth.
Mine eye mourneth by reason of affliction: LORD, I have called daily upon thee, I have stretched out my hands unto thee.
Wilt thou shew wonders to the dead? Shall the dead arise and praise thee? Selah.
Shall thy lovingkindness be declared in the grave? Or thy faithfulness in destruction?
Shall thy wonders be known in the dark? And thy righteousness in the land of forgetfulness?
But unto thee have I cried, O LORD; and in the morning shall my prayer prevent thee.
LORD, why castest thou off my soul? Why hidest thou thy face from me?
I am afflicted and ready to die from my youth up: while I suffer thy terrors I am distracted.
Thy fierce wrath goeth over me; thy terrors have cut me off.
They came round about me daily like water; they compassed me about together.
Lover and friend hast thou put far from me, and mine acquaintance into darkness.
▶ de3da3 (16) No.192976>>192977
▶ b63cae (99) No.192977
>>192976
What is this 'h' meme?
▶ a0686b (99) No.192978>>192979 >>192983
Didn't sleep at all. Smh.
▶ b63cae (99) No.192979>>192980
>>192978
That's really bad. Now you have to stay up all day because if you go to sleep earlier you'll fuck up your circadian rhythm.
▶ a0686b (99) No.192980>>192982
▶ b63cae (99) No.192982
>>192980
>>192981
Puny foolish human.
▶ de3da3 (16) No.192983>>192984 >>192985
▶ b63cae (99) No.192984
>>192983
TELL ME WHAT h IS!
▶ a0686b (99) No.192985>>192986
>>192983
Because I have some sort of allergens in my room that are giving me a blocked nose, which prevents me sleeping properly. I also live near a motorway, and if I can't hear that I can hear the local chavs revving their engines and waking everyone up at 1AM (Honestly wish it was legal to shoot the fuckers.). Also my room just seems to be dusty and shit, as I get a dry throat after sleeping in it. But I dust and clean so idk how to get rid of dust that's just in the air or whatever.
▶ b63cae (99) No.192986>>192988
>>192985
anti allergy quilt cover or pillow covers
get some spray for dust mites
air purifier would be your best bet
▶ b63cae (99) No.192987
▶ a0686b (99) No.192988
>>192986
That's really good advice thanks. I'm 90% sure I have dust mites everywhere.
▶ b63cae (99) No.192990
>>192989
Darkscar The Terrible greets you on this morn!
▶ a3390e (55) No.192991
*slays the mighty fag-on*
hullu
▶ 47d836 (1) No.192992
▶ b63cae (99) No.192998
How many wheat fields dost thou possess? Wouldst thou say ten million?
▶ 022baf (4) No.193001>>193003 >>193005
Wew tbh looks like hardgay today
▶ a3390e (55) No.193003>>193004
this has to stop
>>193001
>>193002
mornig
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193004
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▶ a0686b (99) No.193008>>193010
>>193007
>35 years old
Why would I want an old hag?
▶ a3390e (55) No.193009
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
fresh "based" MSM news reporter
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193010
>>193008
She's just a professional jewess looking for love lad
▶ b63cae (99) No.193011
Fear me! I am Darkscar The Terrible and I eat fair maidens for breakfast!
▶ 022baf (4) No.193012>>193013 >>193015
>>193005
Look at all of waifuposters posts.
▶ b63cae (99) No.193013
>>193012
I haven't posted anything to do with anything gay.
▶ 022baf (4) No.193014>>193017
>>193006
>dangan romper suit
Evidence for you being gay has culminated.
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193015>>193016
>>193012
tbh I've got him filtered at this point.
▶ b63cae (99) No.193016
▶ a0686b (99) No.193017>>193018
>>193014
Anprim are you, of all people, calling me gay?
▶ 022baf (4) No.193018>>193019
>>193017
I may have implied that very thing
▶ a0686b (99) No.193019>>193020 >>193041 >>193112
>>193018
Maybe you should remember the time you got drunk and told me lots of personal things then.
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193020>>193021 >>193023 >>193033
>>193019
>everyone has dirt on everyone
I don't know who's blackmailing who at this point.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193021>>193022
>>193020
I don't blackmail anyone or hold pictures of anyone.
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193022>>193024
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193023>>193025 >>193027
>>193020
/newbrit/ maintains it's peace through the threat of mutually assured destruction.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193024>>193031
>>193022
No, none of you are beautiful like me.
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193025
>>193023
It doesn't really work if there are people that don't have any dirt.
▶ b18146 (40) No.193026>>193029
>>192940
>my ancestors
>last alliance of the English
>battle against the invader
Good lad.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193029>>193030
>>193026
ill make sure dorset is sacked after london
▶ b18146 (40) No.193030>>193032
>>193029
Good. Dorset is shit. Full of English people.
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193031
▶ a0686b (99) No.193032
>>193030
>tempting the wrath of your neighbour who has an advantage in manpower, military strength, and economic wealth
▶ 58de28 (3) No.193033>>193035
>>193020
if anyone tries to blackmail me ill start breaking legs
▶ 58de28 (3) No.193034
*starts breaking legs anyway*
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193035>>193040
>>193033
To be fair I don't think you'd ever be ashamed of something enough to be blackmailed.
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193037
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193038>>193039
I'm going to the salon now, I'll be back soon.
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193039
Post last edited at
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▶ d12a22 (1) No.193041>>193042 >>193047 >>193112
>>193019
>doing this to me
>using personal stuff when i’m only looking at what’ve you’ve posted in the thread
Traitorous tbh no wonder I confuse you for Neo.
▶ de3da3 (16) No.193042>>193043
>>193041
>Traitorous tbh no wonder I confuse you for Neo.
Don't trust ladyboys lad.
▶ 065278 (5) No.193043
▶ e10866 (1) No.193045
>>193044
See you in 30 seconds
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193046
Someone post those succulent Neo nudes
▶ a0686b (99) No.193047>>193107
>>193041
Don't bully me out of nowhere for no reason then keek.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193050
>>193049
>those subtitles
top fucking keek
▶ 038205 (144) No.193051>>193055
>It's another I wake up then fall asleep for another 3 hours episode
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193052>>193054 >>193055
>no one posting Neolass nudes
Smh
▶ 038205 (144) No.193053
>>192960
I have 1 comfy duvet, 2 comfy blankets my dressing gown and my cat tbh. It's so comfy staying warm when it's cold
▶ 038205 (144) No.193054
>>193052
keek you're still here.
▶ c3a9a5 (5) No.193055>>193058 >>193059
>>193051
>It's another I wake up then fall asleep for another 3 hours episode
That's a form of hell. If I do that I feel like no progress has been made that day smh.
>>193052
Why would you want to see them?
▶ 038205 (144) No.193056
>little red riding hood is transgender
▶ 038205 (144) No.193057
DON'T OPEN RED RIDING HOOD INSIDE
▶ 038205 (144) No.193058
>>193055
>If I do that I feel like no progress has been made that day smh.
yeahhh aahhh
>it's another you drink water but still feel dehydrated episode
AHHHHH
Just let me feel not like shit please
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193059
>>193055
To see how convincing of a lass they are
▶ a3390e (55) No.193060>>193062
Anatomy of a comfy lad
Or, how to larp as a chink in the comfort of your own home
>big beard, t shirt, boxers and thick wool socks
>wrapped blanket
>long soft dressing gown
>shorter bathrobe
▶ 038205 (144) No.193061>>193064
>It's a steampunk wedding episode
Sammy would be so proud
▶ 038205 (144) No.193062>>193064
>>193060
Looks like hes on his knees and about too pull his willy out
Why larp like a chink, lad? Also no thicc comfy tracksuit bottoms?
▶ a0686b (99) No.193063
I bet the KFC in Japan is fucking delicious since they make such a big deal of it there.
▶ a3390e (55) No.193064>>193065
>>193061
>"steampunk"
>"woman"
>not wearing a dress
>dyed hair
>>193062
so you can pr etend to be ip man and do kicks and moves and the dressing gown aesthetically moves about
I threw out all of my sweatpants tbh, too slovenly
▶ 038205 (144) No.193065>>193067 >>193068
>>193064
it's genderfluid, grandpa. Get with the times
>so you can pr etend to be ip man and do kicks and moves and the dressing gown aesthetically moves about
I like holding the bottom edge of my dressing gown so I look kind of like a roman senator or something smh
>I threw out all of my sweatpants tbh, too slovenly
What?
▶ a3390e (55) No.193067>>193069
>>193065
I disliked wearing them because they encourage being a lazy neet by being unsuitable for outdoor wear
did poopman and the thing really say she was genderfluid? smh
▶ b63cae (99) No.193068>>193075
>>193065
>I like holding the bottom edge of my dressing gown so I look kind of like a roman senator or something smh
I always prefer to think it is a cape and I am Batman.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193069>>193072
>>193067
>I disliked wearing them because they encourage being a lazy neet by being unsuitable for outdoor wear
smh I wear them outside
>did poopman and the thing really say she was genderfluid? smh
keek yeah. They are also the type of people who feel smug about not having children such that is an evil and I think they were once having fun with the idea of cutting his testicles or something
▶ b63cae (99) No.193070
what the fuck have i done AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
▶ b63cae (99) No.193071>>193073
reply to this if you havent filtered me
▶ b63cae (99) No.193073
▶ a3390e (55) No.193074>>193078
having a boiled egg and soldiers tbh
▶ 038205 (144) No.193075
>>193068
Wearing it like a cape makes me think I am an Italian gangster or a hussar
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193076>>193077
What's Neo's ass look like tbh?
▶ 038205 (144) No.193078
>>193074
Nice. Thinking of doing what I did a lot before and making an omelette with oats tbh.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193079
>>193077
*puts in folder of evidence wessex is a secret gayist*
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193080>>193081 >>193088
>>193077
Lel, is moonlad gonna fuck her
▶ 038205 (144) No.193081>>193082
>>193080
He has her bum pics.
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193082>>193083 >>193088
▶ 038205 (144) No.193083>>193088 >>193089
▶ a3390e (55) No.193084>>193085
>193079
>saving OC is gay
you're a bit of a nigger smh
▶ a0686b (99) No.193085>>193109
>>193084
Why save gayist OC smh
▶ b63cae (99) No.193086>>193087
>everyone except 22st has me filtered
▶ 038205 (144) No.193087>>193091
>>193086
I only filter Waifuposter tbh
▶ b63cae (99) No.193088>>193097
>>193083
>>193082
>>193080
Stop discussing this.
She is not a slag. Just stop it and shut up and leave her alone.
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193089>>193090
▶ 038205 (144) No.193090
▶ b63cae (99) No.193091>>193093
>>193087
I am confused by this. I am waifuposter. What do you mean?
▶ a3390e (55) No.193092
>193085
this particular piece of OC is evidence of neo's trannyism
▶ b63cae (99) No.193094>>193095
>>193093
why does everyone filter me all of a sudden? why does everyone hate me?
▶ 038205 (144) No.193095>>193096
>>193094
It was a joke, dummy. It's obvious you're waifuposter smh
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193097
>>193088
>not a slag
>sent nudes
>not a slag
▶ 038205 (144) No.193098
>tfw keep lifting up my glass to drink but it's empty
AHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO GET UP AND WALK 10 FEET MUMMYYY
▶ 038205 (144) No.193100
▶ b63cae (99) No.193101>>193102
▶ 038205 (144) No.193102>>193103
>>193101
I don't know anything about music, but I can't do it so it sounds impressive to me smh
▶ 038205 (144) No.193103>>193104 >>193105
>>193102
I think Neo plays the piano
▶ b63cae (99) No.193104
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193105>>193106
>>193103
>she will never play piano softly while sat on your lap
▶ 038205 (144) No.193106
▶ 4fd85c (3) No.193107>>193110
>>193047
>posting gayism
>expecting not to get bullied
Stop being a yo-yo
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193108>>193112
>tfw you get erect while she plays then her piano playing jumbles
Kino
▶ 4fd85c (3) No.193109
>>193085
Yeah just post your own gayism tbh.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193110>>193111
>>193107
I don't post gayism, smh. I'm not gay but you all call me gay just because I have extravagant tastes in fashion.
Gayism is a mental illness.
▶ 4fd85c (3) No.193111
>>193110
STOP BEING A YO-YO
▶ 038205 (144) No.193112>>193113
>>193108
I'd watch it
>>193041
>>193019
woah. Anprim please tell me some personal things
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193113>>193114
>>193112
>I'd watch it
True cuck
▶ 038205 (144) No.193114
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193115>>193116
*penis accidentally slips into westie*
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS GAYISM)▶ 038205 (144) No.193116
>>193115
don't joke about that, he has trauma from being raped smh
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193117>>193118 >>193119
You talk about me so much when I'm away.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193118
>>193117
tbh the mention of your name is just as good as a (You)
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193119>>193120
>>193117
Just post bum lass, that's what we all want
▶ b63cae (99) No.193120>>193122
>>193119
She doesn't do that anymore. Fuck off.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193121>>193123
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tune tbh
dunno whats with the video pretty sure its some statement about gayism
▶ 48fd40 (14) No.193122
>>193120
>white knighting
Lad…
▶ 038205 (144) No.193123
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>>193121
>tfw you like a song but then find out the video is gayist
smh
▶ 038205 (144) No.193125
>she will never stalk and sexually harass you
why live?
▶ c35153 (2) No.193127>>193128
>tfw you imagine sliding your bbc (big British cock) into Neo
Hnng, that feel lads
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193128>>193129
>>193127
If you're going to post here BumBum then at least identify yourself. I've told you before.
▶ c35153 (2) No.193129
>>193128
>muh bumbum
I'm not one of you tripfaggots
▶ a0686b (99) No.193130>>193131 >>193136
the quality of this board is lowering a bit
▶ 038205 (144) No.193131
>>193130
>it's a demoralising post episode
Are you Herts?
▶ b63cae (99) No.193133
I'm so happy I didn't really delete Scully tbh
▶ b63cae (99) No.193134>>193149 >>193151
22st is that you in /britfeel/ ?
▶ a0686b (99) No.193135
When I become dictator we'll have the worlds finest minds creating based nanchatte coords for schoolchildren to wear. They'll look glorious, smart and anglo.
▶ 065278 (5) No.193136
>>193130
>/newbrit/
>quality
erm
▶ a0686b (99) No.193137>>193138 >>193147
also universities will have uniforms as well, and so will colleges
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193138>>193139 >>193147
>>193137
There should be no colleges and universities, only specialist higher learning academics focused on specific subjects and trades tbh.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193140>>193143
>you will never design a new ultra advanced mega brittania class bridge between scotland and ulster and be knighted by the Imperial Guild of Engineers for your services to king and country
▶ b63cae (99) No.193142
lel followed by feels as the words set in
▶ 065278 (5) No.193143>>193145
>>193140
>Scotland to ireland
y tho
▶ 038205 (144) No.193144>>193146
>tfw no druid/Jedi/sith/wizard/monk dressing gown
▶ a0686b (99) No.193145
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xACiTg7aDv
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0J3e4I5HJyx
It's fun seeing how much variety you can get out of a one stringed guitar.
>>193143
Only major megaproject location I could think of for a bridge in the UK, linking Ulster and Scotland by land (It usually requires a flight or sea journey to get from one to the other, of course.)
▶ 065278 (5) No.193147
>>193137
fair tbh
>>193138
>feudal education
no there needs to be concentrations of the learned, that is where the innovation cones from
▶ 038205 (144) No.193148
>>193146
Good. I should get one too mine lacks a hood smh.
▶ b63cae (99) No.193149>>193150
▶ b63cae (99) No.193150
>>193149
*Gives myself a (you)*
▶ 038205 (144) No.193151
▶ 038205 (144) No.193152>>193153 >>193155
I'm loyle to my board also that lad in /brit/ isn't me either smh
▶ 038205 (144) No.193154
>>193153
>filename
maybe it's marfan syndrome you have, lass
▶ b63cae (99) No.193155>>193156
>>193152
>See this
>Go to /brit/
>First thing I see is some Pagan who read a couple bible verses and decided there that Christianity was for le cucks
▶ b63cae (99) No.193158>>193159
>One day this site and this board and all these posts will be gone
>As time goes by people will leave
>Posters will just vanish as they grow bored and leave us
>At the end of it all you are just left by yourself in front of your computer
>With only vague memories of shitposts shared with people you didn't even know
>All of it lost in time, like tears in rain
▶ 038205 (144) No.193159
>>193158
>those runescape friends
>those wow friends
>those forum friends
>those skype friends
▶ 038205 (144) No.193160>>193168
>it's an everyone forgot about me and there is no porridge left
▶ a0686b (99) No.193164
>>193163
I'm sure the ones who were smart enough to hide their internet presence are.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193166
>>193165
Keek. Tell me more, lad.
>Na is an actual honeypot
▶ b63cae (99) No.193168>>193174 >>193184
>>193160
How do you eat your porridge? I like chop a banana up into mine.
▶ 651028 (28) No.193170>>193172
▶ a0686b (99) No.193171>>193175
>>193167
I bet they offered them some kalashnikovs to start the daftie revolution or something smh.
▶ b63cae (99) No.193172>>193173
>>193170
Please explain this h meme to me.
▶ 651028 (28) No.193173
▶ 038205 (144) No.193174>>193182
>>193168
eat rice porridge the way it is with sugar and cinnamon
▶ 000000 (1) No.193175
>>193169
>>193171
The lads who were arrested were at a pub. Jack Renshaw said he wanted to murder his MP and everyone started egging him on. This includes Christopher Lythgoe. Jack Renshaw has been talking to the police a lot because of his Jew hate speech conviction. Jack had tears streaming down his eyes as he made the threats. He was selling them out, in my opinion. Chris was probably not the spy after all. Only Jack and one other lad who was there hasn't been arrested.
One of them had to be a spy because it was just a private drinking sesh.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193176>>193181
>strangers will come to the house and I will be home alone
FIRST THEY FORGET ME AT DINNER AND NOW THIS WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 651028 (28) No.193178
▶ 038205 (144) No.193179>>193181
daddy please come home before the bullies
▶ 038205 (144) No.193180
OH GOD I DON'T RECOGNISE THE SOUND OF THAT CAR IT'S THE BULLIES NOOOO
▶ b63cae (99) No.193181>>193183
>>193176
>>193179
Why are strangers coming?
▶ b63cae (99) No.193182
>>193174
>sugar
Stop it! Try it with a banana.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193183>>193194
>>193181
We're selling some workout equipment wish me luck ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ b18146 (40) No.193184>>193187 >>193194
And stay uninstalled.
>>193168
With jam tbh
▶ b18146 (40) No.193186>>193190
>>193185
It consumed many hours of my life and it wasn't even fun.
▶ a3390e (55) No.193187>>193189
hey lads let's blow up a government building tbh :^)
>>193185
>>193184
show me on the doll where the swede cucked you
▶ b18146 (40) No.193189
>>193187
This isn't the first time I've uninstalled it either.
>>193188
Actually Norway was colonising the Caribbean. Flanders was colonising Mexico. And yet it's somehow the most boring thing ever.
▶ 651028 (28) No.193190>>193191
>>193186
How much did you spend on parajew DLC
▶ a3390e (55) No.193193
>>193192
fugging site
didn't mean to (you) but have the free (you) anyway
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193194>>193195 >>193197
>>193183
Good luck lad. Tell them you lost four stone with it and they'll definitely buy it.
>>193184
You did the right thing lad. We must all free ourselves from the Parajew.
▶ 651028 (28) No.193195
▶ 038205 (144) No.193197>>193200
>>193194
I survived daddy came home ahhhh
▶ 038205 (144) No.193198>>193200
still had to help him lift it into their car smh
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193199
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193200>>193206
>>193196
CANCEL DINNER
>>193197
>>193198
Sounds like the workout machine gave you a workout.
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193201>>193205 >>193206
▶ a0686b (99) No.193202>>193206
These Arla yoghurts have 20g of protein in and taste delicious.
▶ 7dae41 (5) No.193203
A lad came to clean the gutters while I was cooking a sandwich today. We made eye contact and it was really awkward. I just want to make a sandwich in peace, stop judging me.
▶ b63cae (99) No.193204>>193217
>record myself singing along to some songs
>i think it kind of sounds in tune but is very inconsistent
>but i am holding back so neighbours dont hear
>not sure if i suck or if its just nerves
aaaaaaaaaaaaa ill keep doing it maybe ill get better
i used to play along on my geetar when i played it and id play along to metallica and sing along with it to as loud as i could id wear my guitar super low like james hetfield and try to sing like him with all the YEAHs and OOHs
▶ a3390e (55) No.193205>>193212
>>193201
ey lad
bring the books I lent you up here so Anprim or Shrop can read em
Shrop def. needs Fingerprints tbh
▶ 038205 (144) No.193206>>193208 >>193213
>>193202
bet it has a lot of other good stuff too… those delicious cow hormones
>>193200
for the last time smh
>>193201
din din's ready, lad
▶ a3390e (55) No.193207>>193209 >>193210
WHO'S READY FOR COMMIE POZ
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193208>>193214
>>193206
Based cow hormones tbh.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193209
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>>193207
>12 min long Hitler scene
▶ a0686b (99) No.193210>>193211
>>193207
This game could've been so good but they had retarded writers who couldn't keep their opinions out of it, smh. The gameplay did look wank, but I love alt-history worldbuilding, just walking around the setting would've been cool. Gah.
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193211
>>193210
I don't think it's legal to be unbiased and non-political when writing about nazis in the entertainment industry.
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193212>>193216
>>193205
will do lad. im probably going to be late as fuck, ive got to see some lads about some dogs at 7 or 8pm, will leave straight after.
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193213>>193215
>>193206
is it marmite on smooshed up white hovis?
▶ 038205 (144) No.193214>>193218 >>193219
>>193208
owww my back hurts
▶ 038205 (144) No.193215
>>193213
dno, but it's made from milkies, right?
▶ a3390e (55) No.193216
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193217
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>>193204
>holding back
smh lad belt it out, fuck your neighbours.
*maintains eye contact with car next to me in traffic, opens window and sings louder*
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193218
>>193214
any more than a handful is a waste
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193219>>193220
>>193214
Back pain is prevented by walking on all fours.
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193220
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193221
▶ a3390e (55) No.193222>>193224 >>193225
somehow, this is worse than the usual gayism and gooktoons
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193223
▶ 038205 (144) No.193224
>>193222
but you like them thicc
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193225
▶ b63cae (99) No.193226>>193227
Here is me playing my song on the piano as far as I have written it. I can't play it very well and fuck it up but not so much that it becomes unlistenable.
r8
▶ b63cae (99) No.193227>>193230
▶ a0686b (99) No.193230>>193231
>>193227
i can imagine you playing this to your kidnap victims as they scream from a large dusty hole in the basement
▶ b63cae (99) No.193231
>>193230
Moonlight Sonata for that tbh
▶ 038205 (144) No.193232>>193233 >>193235 >>193260
this is the future women chose smh
▶ b63cae (99) No.193233
>>193232
Japan was a mistake
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193234>>193246
>4g hasnt worked properly all day
reeeeeee sort it out its just a mast you cunts
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193235
>>193232
>not wanting to make an honest living being factory milked
▶ a3390e (55) No.193237>>193244
*starts writing teslapunk dystopia shite then stops immediately*
still a better author than waifuposter tbh
Under the arc-lamps Wheelwright's body died, his mind insensate, erased under the twitching current of lightning.
His flesh spasmed below the Interlocutor, calmly leant on it's electrode prod, blank glass eye-slots roving over the crowd of terrified peasantry.
▶ a3390e (55) No.193238>>193240
▶ 038205 (144) No.193239
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193240>>193241 >>193242
>>193238
y not tho shes hot and gangsta tbf
▶ 038205 (144) No.193241>>193245
▶ a3390e (55) No.193242>>193245
>>193240
>mixie with more negro than YT
>tats
>dyed hair
▶ 038205 (144) No.193243
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nice fresh civic reviewers
and I am still hungry I hope mummy feels sorry for me and makes me something
▶ b63cae (99) No.193244>>193247
>>193237
My story of the three companions going on an adventure to an ancient tomb to uncover the lost treasure of an ancient kingdom and rescue their friend is a greater tale than you could ever concieve of.
>>193236
I don't know.
Does she acknowledge that Jesus Christ is LORD and saviour?
Does she want to get married and have kids?
Will she swear undying loyalty to me as her husband (Below God ofc) and earnestly repent for all her past misdoings?
If yes then quite possibly I would marry her.
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193245>>193249
>>193241
>>193242
>not wanting a lassie whos a demon on the street and in the sack
yeah shes a foreigner but id still tap dat
▶ 7dae41 (5) No.193246>>193248
>>193234
They're making it run like shit, so they can justfiy bringing out the next thing, eventually leading to the point where they just start turning us into the Borg.
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193247>>193250
>>193244
shes more likely to rape you at gunpoint
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193248
>>193246
it has already begun smh
▶ 038205 (144) No.193249>>193251
>>193245
keep it in the bedroom, lad. smh
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193251>>193257
>>193249
*robs a 7/11*
*has nasty adrenaline sex*
nah outside is good too smh
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193252
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lads cardi b is hard af
*buys into plastic hood nigga-ism*
▶ b63cae (99) No.193253
yag?
yag a sparoo?
YEAG A DU SPAROO
▶ b63cae (99) No.193254>>193256 >>193258
Everyone should hurry up and watch Dead Men Tell No Tales tbh, then you can yagpost with me.
▶ f59304 (30) No.193255>>193259 >>193262
>>193236
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhyes
▶ 7dae41 (5) No.193256>>193265
>>193254
Is it good or just memes?
▶ 038205 (144) No.193257>>193262
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193258>>193261 >>193265
>>193254
I'll add it to my dvd collection soon.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193259>>193271
>>193255
rooooooooo you two(or three) deserve each other
▶ 038205 (144) No.193261>>193340
>>193258
This is a joke, right?
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193262>>193271
>>193257
this is unlikely to be possible
>>193255
knew youd like her tbh
▶ a0686b (99) No.193263>>193264 >>193265 >>193269 >>193271
why do my friends who are skinnyfat nerds contradict every piece of dietary advice i get even though they don't even exercise
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193264>>193267
>>193263
high metabolism. try caffeine.
▶ b63cae (99) No.193265>>193267 >>193268 >>193340
>>193256
I liked it.
I like all those movies though, but obviously they just got worse and worse after the first one. This one is a lot better though and from what I saw everyone on /tv/ who bothered to see it and talks about it the reception is generally positive.
>>193258
>Buying physical media
>>193263
The only advice you need is from me. What are your goals?
▶ 038205 (144) No.193266
>>193260
seems like there is a lot of this fetish wew
▶ a0686b (99) No.193267>>193270 >>193272 >>193279
>>193264
no i didn't mean that
I meant they're not into fitness and don't diet or exercise but they tell me everything i'm doing is wrong and try to act superior, smh
>>193265
aren't you overweight though
i don't take advice from people who aren't fitter than me as a general rule
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193268>>193279
>>193265
>The only advice you need is from me. What are your goals?
thanks lad i needed a chuckle
▶ 038205 (144) No.193269>>193285
>>193263
Maybe they're right maybe they're wrong. We don't know unless you tell us too tbh
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193270
>>193267
oh. try punching them.
▶ f59304 (30) No.193271
>>193259
smh lad people like you would never understand.
>>193262
i like the vibe she's putting out tbh
>>193263
no clue, but they definitely do like to run their mouths. either stop being bothered by it or learn to not talk about dieting
▶ 038205 (144) No.193272>>193274 >>193278
>>193267
>i don't take advice from people who aren't fitter than me as a general rule
okay then
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193273>>193276
>more honey pastry things
yeaaaaahhhhh boiiiiiiiiii
▶ a0686b (99) No.193274>>193277 >>193280
>>193272
didn't you used to be fit, lad?
▶ b18146 (40) No.193275
>>193236
Tattoos and hair colouring ruin her civicness tbh
▶ b18146 (40) No.193276>>193281
▶ f59304 (30) No.193277>>193282 >>193283 >>193285
>>193274
what do you mean by fitter? fiver says 22st could bench you. another fiver says you struggle with the bar
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193278>>193285
>>193272
he means dietary advice lad smh, he probably values your advice otherwise.
▶ b63cae (99) No.193279>>193285
>>193267
>>193268
I only actually started myself recently but I have learned a lot from reading and failing for a long time. Also, I would be much fitter than you by now, but I hurt myself shortly after I started lifting for the first time months ago, so I had to stop tbh. But I learned and corrected it and now I am doing it again for several weeks. No sweeties at all and I've been lifting three times a week.
People irl just don't know anything about this stuff and many of them will actively try and convince you to not get fit, and work to sabotage you. Everybody wants to drag you down to their level.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193280
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193281
>>193276
no theres no chopped nuts
>when the turksh bredren at the kebab shop invited me for baklava
i didnt know if they meant they were gonna castrate me or theyd made a dessert they wanted to share
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193282
▶ b63cae (99) No.193283>>193284
>>193277
That's some major ownage tbqh
▶ f59304 (30) No.193284
>>193283
smh it wasn't a burn, i was just putting it out there
▶ a0686b (99) No.193285>>193286 >>193288 >>193291 >>193292 >>193296
>>193269
i said i wanted to be muscular so they said "just spend 10 hours in the gym everyday and eat protein powder" and i said rich piana told me real food is always better if it's available than using powders and they said "he's dead"
i've also brought up that many famous bodybuilders don't actually spend a lot of the time in the gym, dorian yates won mr oylmpia 6 times and he said he doesn't actually do that much exercise he just focuses on the intensity of the exercise he does do, and people are surpised at how little he tells people to do when he gets them on exercise programs in this podcast i listened to
>>193279
fair enough lad that's good, although now i'll ignore you because you're a bully
>>193277
ye and i take 22st's advice, lad, that's just an advantage of being skinny versus overweight, i could outrun 22st
>>193278
no i take 22st's advice in general since he talked about being into weightlifting before his mummy fattened him up on sweeties
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193286>>193287
▶ f59304 (30) No.193288>>193290 >>193294
>>193285
ahhh but lad, running is for poofs
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193289
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i think i unironically like her lads
▶ a0686b (99) No.193290>>193293
>>193288
modern warfare is based around cardio, lad
▶ b63cae (99) No.193291
>>193285
*Gives advice anyway*
>Real food vs protein
Doesn't matter. Protein is just for convenience and low calories. Only thing really is that lots of whey protein is really bad ingredients wise so I'd be wary of eating it tbh but if you're eating processed stuff anyway then it doesn't matter because everything is poisoned even the tap water.
And yeah you don't have to spend a lot of time in the gym at all. Even The Golden One doesn't. Just bench, OHP, squat and deadlift. Do pullups also. Throw in a set of bicep curls at the end if you want.
▶ f59304 (30) No.193292>>193304
>>193285
Surely they didn't say exactly that lad? just tell them that they know nothing.
Also what's your diet?
▶ f59304 (30) No.193293
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193294>>193301
>>193288
tbh. unless the law is in pursuit you should swagger or strut at all times, or at the minimum, saunter.
▶ b18146 (40) No.193295
>pop on over to /v/ to see what's up with videogames these days
>some neogaf drama is happening
>the owner was accused of sexual assault
keek
▶ 038205 (144) No.193296>>193298 >>193304
>>193285
Also after the years of looking into it powder and stuff and food are for different things, you have shakes because then you absorb it faster than a meal, but you should still eat normally after an hour.
>i've also brought up that many famous bodybuilders don't actually spend a lot of the time in the gym, dorian yates won mr oylmpia 6 times and he said he doesn't actually do that much exercise he just focuses on the intensity of the exercise he does do, and people are surpised at how little he tells people to do when he gets them on exercise programs in this podcast i listened to
Yeah you don't need much. I just spent between 1 hour and 2 hours at most. Staying there for too long will just exhaust you so you don't have the energy to actually do the lifts at the intensity you want to do. Starting strength is nice, simple and quick tbh.
>>193285
>ye and i take 22st's advice, lad, that's just an advantage of being skinny versus overweight, i could outrun 22st
I can drive smh
▶ b63cae (99) No.193297>>193301
Fucking trip disappeared and I don't remember the pass new one I guess
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193298>>193299 >>193300 >>193302
>>193296
>can drive
but can you ride a motorbike
▶ a3390e (55) No.193299
>>193298
*unpauses Road Rash soundtrack*
▶ 038205 (144) No.193300>>193305
>>193298
not legally but who cares smh. My mummy used to ride one
▶ f59304 (30) No.193301>>193302 >>193305
>>193294
Exactly. A wise lad once said "walk at the speed of humidity" and that's exactly what any aspiring top lads ought to be doing. I've been working on my extra slow swagger recently tbh
>>193297
why must you have a new one? can't we just avoid all of this confusion by using the old one?
▶ b63cae (99) No.193302>>193303 >>193306 >>193316
>>193298
Can you ride a pod racer?
Didn't think so tuff boy.
>>193301
My name is RomanBastard. The tripcode is the things after my name. That is what the pass is entered for. I forgot the old one I was using just now and didn't write it down. It isn't a big deal. Everyone knows who I am. I am waifuposter.
▶ 7dae41 (5) No.193303
>>193302
I'm real god at the podracer game for N64.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193304>>193307 >>193311 >>193316
>>193292
>Surely they didn't say exactly that lad? just tell them that they know nothing.
they did, they don't even exercise it just feels like they contradict and shit on what i do for no reason, don't want to put words in their mouth but it feels like they're threatened of me trying at something for whatever reason
>>193292
>Also what's your diet?
I eat oats for breakfast, I eat salmon for my main meal usually with lots of potatoes and toast. The other day I had a lot of brown rice cooked in two eggs, a few thick slices of ham and two peppers for a meal. I like egg fried rice as a treat, uhh I have shepherds pie, mince and mash with lots of veg and stuff. I try to eat at least a few pieces of fruit a day, I'll have a few pears, apples, bananas and stuff. I'll have vegetable soup as snack when I'm hungry maybe with some toast. I've never been that good at cooking proper meals so I usually just throw together simple stuff, my diet probably seems a bit basic or unconventional.
Oh, and I was going to try this next time I go to the shop.
>>193296
>I can drive smh
I can drive but not legally, you have me beat there lad.
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193305>>193316
>>193301
>speed of humidity
[rages in meteorologist]
a lad should indeed have an expert lope tbh
>>193300
good lad *starts outlaw biker gang with you*
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193306
>>193302
yes i can, whether id be any good is another matter
▶ b63cae (99) No.193307>>193308 >>193309
>>193304
>grains
*kicks you*
▶ 038205 (144) No.193308>>193317
▶ a0686b (99) No.193309>>193313 >>193317 >>193319
>>193307
I like toast too much, lad. Keto would be nice one day though.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193310
Also I need to gain weight smh.
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193311>>193312 >>193316
>>193304
>all dat waste
ones body cannot absorb that amount of protein efficiently
▶ a0686b (99) No.193312>>193321
▶ 038205 (144) No.193313>>193315
>>193309
it's important to enjoy yourself, forcing yourself to eat shit you don't like is demotivating smh
▶ a0686b (99) No.193314>>193317 >>193323 >>193324
The people at my local gym told me not to use the free weights and stuff and to just use the machines, that was their advice. I have a copy of starting strength, they have a smith machine, barbell and those benches people sit on when they do lifts and stuff. How do you start weightlifting when you've never ever done it before though? You'd have to do reps of the bar and stuff right?
▶ a0686b (99) No.193315
>>193313
It gives me pleasure to eat what's healthy.
▶ f59304 (30) No.193316>>193317 >>193320 >>193321
>>193302
I meant the scully one, not your shitty new old one.
>>193304
>they did
top kek tbh. oh well, just disregard them lad. any aspiring /fit/izens should learn to ignore normies ASAP. Whenever they give you advice just say 'no', 'okay' or laugh them off if you're feeling cunty.
>diet
nice, there's lots of meat in there. pretty healthy, sounds good. just make sure to eat lots. you'd probably benefit from drinking milk if you don't and putting peanut butter in them oatz.
Do you count calories at all?
>>193305
>rages
kek it just means that if it's not cold then don't hurry.
>>193311
but it does lad, I'd need at least 30 extra lbs of protein after that to get roughly 0.8g:1lb bodyweight
▶ b63cae (99) No.193317>>193318
>>193308
>>193309
Not about keto.
It's bad for digestion and especially bad for your teeth. In a study I saw, people who removed grains from their diet actually had cavities heal.
>>193314
>Lift bar up counting to two seconds
>Lower bar down counting to two seconds
>Do it again 8 times
>Rest a minute
>Do it again 8 times
>Rest a minute
>Do it againt 8 times
Or instead of resting just go to the next exercise for a set and cycle through them without stopping which is what I do. One set each in turn.
>>193316
Forgot about it tbh
▶ a0686b (99) No.193318>>193328
>>193317
What weight do you put on though?
>>193317
what does grains even mean
▶ f59304 (30) No.193319
>>193309
don't bother. diet has been proven to show correlation with heart problems e.g. cardiac arrests
▶ a0686b (99) No.193320>>193328
>>193316
>Do you count calories at all?
nah
ya i drink a lot of milk, i love my oats really milky
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193321>>193322 >>193343
>>193312
>>193316
not 73g in one sitting - iirc its like 12.5g/hr? youd shit out more than youd absorb.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193322>>193325
>>193321
i think it's more for calories
▶ f59304 (30) No.193323>>193327
>>193314
>machines
never. don't listen to the lads no matter how buff they are, they're from a different time. machines should only be used as ancillary exercises to the main compounds otherwise.
>how do you start?
in what sense? do you need a programme, form advice or knowledge on how to build strength? it's all in your book eitherway
▶ 038205 (144) No.193324>>193327 >>193328
>>193314
>How do you start weightlifting when you've never ever done it before though? You'd have to do reps of the bar and stuff right?
There's different ways to do it but I warmed up lifting just the bar x20, then 50% of my max lift x10, then 70%x8, 90%x7, and 100%+whatever you feel you can add extrax5x3
Was weird writing that ask if you don't understand smh
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193325>>193326 >>193346
>>193322
youd shit out a lot of those too tbh, food is meant to be broken down in your stomach, not consumed liquidized.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193326>>193330 >>193346
>>193325
>shitting out calories
if only that was how it worked
▶ a0686b (99) No.193327>>193335 >>193349
>>193324
I don't know my max lift or anything, I've never used a barbell, idk how to put weights on each end even and things like that. I guess it's self explanatory but idk. I'll probably read starting strength, go, warmup a lot, then lift the lightest weight and build up over time.
>>193323
>never. don't listen to the lads no matter how buff they are, they're from a different time. machines should only be used as ancillary exercises to the main compounds otherwise.
Alright. I hope I can get buff and they see me change over time, and congratulate me and all that. That would be nice.
▶ b63cae (99) No.193328>>193329 >>193342 >>193343 >>193346
>>193320
Milk is bad for you.
Drink alternatives like almond milk. No reason to drink milk when almond milk exists.
>>193318
No weight your first time just the bar.
I started with 10kg after that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain
Bread, rice, pasta
>>193324
I think this should be reversed to be effective. Start with the max lifting as much as you can, then drop. What this is , is just tiring yourself out before you get to the heaviest weight. The heavier the weight the stronger you'll get. Should be done when at max strength.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193329>>193332
>>193328
>Bread, rice, pasta
shit, what do I eat to gain weight though lad? that leaves not much in the cupboards smh
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193330>>193341 >>193345
>>193326
kek
>implying its not
your shit development rate equals your intake after a period of adjustment, your guts absortion efficiency does not change.
▶ a3390e (55) No.193332>>193336 >>193346
>>193329
carbs -> more toast
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193333>>193337 >>193346
▶ 038205 (144) No.193335>>193346
>>193327
Yeah I did not really mean your max, but the heaviest you can repeat 5 times, so half of the weight you managed to lift last time doing that exercise.
>then lift the lightest weight and build up over time.
yeah, that's how you should approach it tbh.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193336>>193339
▶ a3390e (55) No.193337
>>193333
half decent meta post-ironic get
▶ a3390e (55) No.193339>>193346
>>193336
carbs are what make you fat
so eat more toast
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193340>>193347 >>193360
>>193261
I have all the others on dvd so why not.
>>193265
Digital media is the ultimate jew tbh. I would buy all my movies on VHS if I could tbh.
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193341>>193345 >>193346
>>193330
okay so its the total absortion capacity that doesnt change, the efficiency does based on enzyme ratios apparently. not enough to compensate though.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193342>>193346 >>193360
>>193328
>I think this should be reversed to be effective. Start with the max lifting as much as you can, then drop. What this is , is just tiring yourself out before you get to the heaviest weight. The heavier the weight the stronger you'll get. Should be done when at max strength.
You're preparing your body tbh. I think it's mostly to prevent injury.
▶ f59304 (30) No.193343>>193346 >>193360
>>193321
>in one sitting
Ohhhhhhhhh ok. I'll give you that, as some google searching has given me a similar figure. That being said I'm not sure then how the big 300+ lads get it all in, but I suppose they're another breed anyway.
>>193328
>milk is bad
positives outweigh the negatives lad
▶ a0686b (99) No.193344>>193350 >>193354
should i use the smith machine or just use a barbell? do you just lift on the gym floor if you're not using the smith machine?
▶ 038205 (144) No.193345>>193351
▶ a0686b (99) No.193346>>193351
▶ 038205 (144) No.193347>>193352
>>193340
>I have all the others on dvd so why not.
I thought you hated Disney
▶ f59304 (30) No.193349>>193358
>>193327
a good way to get your working weight is to do 5 reps and if you did it easily then add 2kg and do it again until you can't and then bump 4kg down. working your way up from baby weight is a waste of time in my experience
▶ 038205 (144) No.193350>>193357
>>193344
I lifted in a power rack. And I'd start go straight to the barbell tbh
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193351>>193353
>>193345
i was explaining how that is literally how it works
>>193346
thanks lad <3 u
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193352>>193355
>>193347
Yeah, doubly so because I like some of the properties they own smh.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193353>>193361
>>193351
Lad people get fatter the more they eat, how can you imply you shit calories out?
▶ f59304 (30) No.193354>>193356
>>193344
smith machine is a waste of time, you'll never get strong with it because it takes balance out of the equation which is highly important when considering strength gains
▶ 038205 (144) No.193355>>193379
>>193352
This was an even more obvious cash grab than the last film smh
▶ 038205 (144) No.193356
▶ f59304 (30) No.193357>>193359
>>193350
Smh I hope you didn't OHP in the squat rack lad…
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193358
>>193349
tbh, though i only do like 24kg with a barbell iirc, ive deffo never adjusted the weight during a session. smh.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193359
>>193357
keek of course I did. I went to the gym and did all my lifts in the rack and left
▶ b63cae (99) No.193360>>193362
>>193340
You're just buying more things to fill your house up with. DVD's aren't even good tbh. They're always just a flimsy plastic case with a disc and a bunch of ads. It's only worth it if you want to get it for the bonus features if it is a film you really like, and even then only if it isn't available online.
I'm not suggesting you buy it online. Just pirate it.
https://unblocked.pro/
Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal. tbh
>>193342
Just do that with some dynamic stretches, light cardio or foam rolling etc
>>193343
>positives outweigh the negatives lad
But what good can be gained that cannot be gained from almond milk?
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193361>>193364
>>193353
kek did you not read my posts, i didnt imply it, i proved it.
▶ 038205 (144) No.193362
>>193360
>Just do that with some dynamic stretches, light cardio or foam rolling etc
I think avoiding injury is the most important thing about lifting tbh, starting with the heaviest weight you can lift sounds like a BAD idea
another thing you can't do by starting heavy is you cannot increase the weight until the next time you lift.
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193363>>193365
▶ 038205 (144) No.193364>>193372
>>193361
but I did not understand it
▶ b63cae (99) No.193365
>>193363
AAAAAAAAAAAAA NEO SAVE US
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193366
URGENT CALL FOR A NEW THREAD
▶ a3390e (55) No.193369
*posts again one post f rom the limit*
▶ a3390e (55) No.193370
>thread is now full because the fat neet with tits posted somthing irrelevant
▶ 52c15e (45) No.193372
>>193364
*tries analogy*
you can get 100 inspirations for oc but you can only use a certain amount in a given time. the calories are like the discarded ideas, you are like your colon.
▶ a0686b (99) No.193373
▶ a3390e (55) No.193374
is the limit higher or something now?
▶ b899e7 (29) No.193379
>>193355
If it was a proper cash grab they would be making them every year like capeshit and Star Wars. They could have mass produced these pirate films on an even lower budget and turned an enormous profit but they've only made two in almost ten years and Johnny Depp isn't getting any younger smh.
>>193376
>>193376
>>193376
>>193376
New thread.