▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159102>>159112
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159103>>159122
1st for superior white women
▶ 38822f (48) No.159106
First for white women are superior.
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159109>>159121 >>159136
Oh
it appears a thread was already made
*joins*
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159110>>159114 >>159124
is this now /starbrit/ for fucks sake
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159112>>159118
>>159102
LAAAAAAAAAAD YOU DID IT
▶ 147dca (47) No.159113
druids tbh
>not letting herts make the thread
T H I R S T Y
▶ 38822f (48) No.159114>>159118 >>159124
>>159110
All my threads will be prequel editions.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159115
>>159104
titties are titties lad.
>>159105
special brew
>>159107
…
▶ 852fd7 (3) No.159116>>159119 >>159124
>>159107
I dont know why bother with it, a real grill is so much better
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159117>>159124
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>prequelfags
it autismining
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159118
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159119
>>159116
livestreamed bazoombas are better than no bazoombas tho
▶ db2685 (88) No.159120
>>159105
I think I remember looking this up and finding out they didn't, maybe on horseback but most likely just for jousting tournaments
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159121>>159126
▶ db2685 (88) No.159122>>159123 >>159125 >>159137
>>159103
TICK TOCK SHE NEEDS THAT WHITE COCK
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159123
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159124>>159129 >>159137
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>>159110
>taking issue with prequelkino
>>159114
I'm ok with this
>>159116
Anything is better tbh
>>159117
>not posting the best one
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159125
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159126
▶ db2685 (88) No.159127>>159131 >>159132 >>159145
ahhhhhhhhhhh I am so shy I can't send her a single message
▶ 147dca (47) No.159128
season one episode 20 "There but for the grace of god" is probably my favourite season one SG-1 episode tbh
alternate reality episodes are always so much better, like the star trek one
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159129>>159145
>>159124
its kino in general i dont like lad, you can keep your newfangled talking kinetoscope recordings.
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159130>>159133
>that giggle when she reads a message from bigus wangus
it's working
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159131>>159138
>>159127
what could you possibly want to say to a camwhore that could ever be more embarrassing than camwhoring itself
▶ 38822f (48) No.159132>>159135 >>159138
>>159127
She doesn't want your messages, she wants your money.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159133
>>159130
make her get her baps out
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159135
>>159132
most women do tbf
▶ db2685 (88) No.159136>>159145
>>159109
I'm so glad you changed from that weird mutt woman I always forget to Diana. At least Diana is cute which I can appreciate even though she's a slav.
also since you avatarfag her I think you look like her IRL
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159137>>159140 >>159148
>>159122
I'd be willing to sacrifice myself to satisfy Gins. Not sure if I'm tall enough for her though
>>159124
A beautiful video that. it's change my stance on the prequels
▶ db2685 (88) No.159138>>159142
>>159132
keek I'd never pay her money. I fucking hate spending money smh
>>159131
I don't know. She's a womyn
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159139>>159140 >>159142 >>159146
▶ db2685 (88) No.159140>>159150
>>159139
OH GOD PLEASE NO
>>159137
>I'd be willing to sacrifice myself to satisfy Gins. Not sure if I'm tall enough for her though
happy tears tbh lad. DO IT. She's too old now she can't pick and choose anymore
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159142
>>159138
… GROW A PAIR
>>159139
spherecuck get out
▶ db2685 (88) No.159143>>159147
>Tiger mask
that's actually really cool
▶ db2685 (88) No.159144
>>159141
What's that? Why are their tummies bare like that? Really unflattering tummies smh
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159145>>159153
>>159127
normally I;'d tell you man up and not be a faggot but I don't know how anything worthy can come out of this tbh
>>159129
It's true the kino meme has killed /tv/ smh but you know I'm a SHITposter after all
>>159136
DON'T bully Frances I still love her she just isn't on tv anymore smh
Diana is still relevant lmao tbh
I don't avatarfag ahhhh also how would I look like her I'm a Turkish-born German not a slav smh
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159147>>159153 >>159161
>>159143
dying in fancy dress would be shameful af though
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159148
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>>159137
They're quite nice tbh
▶ 147dca (47) No.159149
>XSGCOM will never be finished
>XSGCOM will never be televised
smh
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159150>>159151 >>159155
>>159140
ack I thought my line about her not being flat would get a cheeky peak at her curves but smh tbh she saw through it
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159151
▶ 147dca (47) No.159153>>159159 >>159163
>>159145
>turkraut
>>159147
>not dressing your fanciest for the battlefield so you have something good to kill and die in
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159154>>159161 >>159172
>>159152
>liking a womyn because of politics
>not because of 4d thottery
pleb
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159155>>159160
>>159150
she has a bf lad she wouldnt do that
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159157>>159162 >>159172
>>159152
i want an eastern euro hooker to inject me with a smack overdose in a dingy dutch motel, we cant all get what we want.
▶ 147dca (47) No.159158
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159159
>>159153
haha only kidding lad
>tfw yw KEBAB diana
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159160>>159172
>>159155
didn't she do it before?
▶ db2685 (88) No.159161>>159166 >>159168 >>159172
>>159147
why? I am sure glorious Nips will go to Valhalla. Unlike Jews.
>>159152
missed opportunity
>>159154
Is that a tattoo? For fuck's sake tummy ruined 0/10 wouldn't lick
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159162>>159164
>>159157
>smack
>not heroin
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159164>>159168
▶ 147dca (47) No.159165
>>159163
>you might not like it but this is what peak berserker looks like
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159166>>159169
>>159161
but dying dressed as a zoo animal smh
▶ 38822f (48) No.159167>>159172 >>159179 >>159196
>onii-chan comes into my room to borrow one of my blankets
>pulls it out of the top of my wardrobe
>my entire mtg collections falls out and scatters all over the floor
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159168>>159174
>>159161
ah shit didn't see it
dropped tbh Diana can gtfo
>>159164
confusingposting bestposting
▶ db2685 (88) No.159169>>159170
>>159166
animals have always symbolised things, lad. They're not just dumb animals, and even if they were I don't think a tiger is very dishonourable.
Apparently dragonflies are very popular on Samurai armour because they can't fly backwards and thus symbolises not retreating on a battlefield.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159170>>159176
>>159169
maybe its because the japs are feminine
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159171>>159173
ack she's getting boring now, this flat earth stuff is dull
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159172>>159175 >>159178 >>159185
>>159154
Ginnie is really pretty. her political views are a bonus
>>159157
That sounds cheap and easily doable tbh. Follow your dreams
>>159160
probably she is a former cam model. Her tits arent great tbh
>>159161
>missed opportunity
nah lad its never too late for Ginnie
>>159167
lmao fuckin nerdy cunt
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159173>>159177
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159175>>159190
>>159172
i dont have a passport lass so getting to the netherlands would be a hassle
▶ db2685 (88) No.159176>>159181
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159177>>159180 >>159182 >>159185 >>159190
>>159173
I might try to make her nazbol
▶ 38822f (48) No.159178>>159190
>>159172
Don't bully me I haven't looked at them in about ten years aaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159179
>>159167
magic? sick ones but its too expensive id rather snort £100 than spend it on booster packs
▶ 147dca (47) No.159180
>>159177
didn't evalion basically follow this exact route
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159181>>159186
>>159176
just thinking aloud
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159182>>159184
>>159177
i cant think if any worse way to spend your time lad.
▶ 04c049 (4) No.159183
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>#45 on trending
>YT will still remove it
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159184
>>159182
you are not wrong
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159185>>159188 >>159189 >>159193
>computer crashes with no survivors
roo
Stop orbiting lads cmon
>>159172
>really pretty
Is she though? no is the answer
>>159174
You're gunna regret that, buster
>bullying a weak defenceless lass like that
>>159177
But that's my shtick lad smh tbh
▶ db2685 (88) No.159186>>159191 >>159200
>>159181
druids had horns and shiet and boars, lad… I don't think this attack on the honourary aryans is fair
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159187>>159194
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159188>>159200
>>159185
you're nazbol in a gay way tbh
▶ db2685 (88) No.159189>>159200
>>159185
I'm not bullying her. BIG HEAD means BIG BRAINS.
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159190>>159194 >>159196
>>159175
passports are cheap, whats stopping you?
>>159178
*Bullies Neo and sells his nerd cards on ebay*
>>159177
>she complains about not having money
>she dreams about traveling to shitholes
>she mentions she buys *crystals*
fucking millennials
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159191>>159192 >>159205
>>159186
>wearing skins and horns of actual animals
>wearing expensive and ostentatious armour that looks like a zoo animal
ill take the bear skins and deerboi horns tbh
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159193>>159195 >>159200
>>159185
lad Ginnie is top tier. She's cute af and redpilled
I don't have many Ginnies left cause I deleted my Ginnie folder trying to get away from her but im back I guess smh
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159194>>159200
>>159187
*fag
>>159190
gotta have an interview to get it, dont trust the authoritays, its £80, i dont like crossing the channel, euros annoy me, etc
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159195
>>159193
>top tier
bull
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i
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▶ db2685 (88) No.159196>>159198
>>159167
Luckily it wasn't something even more embarrassing…
>>159190
is that image one of your fetishes, lass?
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159198
>>159196
yeah I like tickling lasses
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159199>>159201 >>159205
>doesnt want a career or job
>wants to create her own business
HOLY FUCK THIS LASS KEK
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159200>>159204 >>159205
>>159186
The honourably aryan meme is stupid tbh
Japs are barbaric weird fucks even if they're good by East Asian standards. Only a few reach our level tbh
>>159188
*sends you to the gulag*
>>159189
She perfect and you ruined her
>>159193
She's hit the wall and "redpilled" women is a dumb meme
If your heart is set then do something about it tbh. Unless you're a man let, she hates those. In that case kill yourself
>>159194
Why thank you lad
*smokes fag*
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159201
▶ 147dca (47) No.159203
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159204>>159215
>>159200
>She's hit the wall
lad no I can fix that. I'm not a manlet but im a neet. ill message her when ive got a job
ill save Ginnie
▶ db2685 (88) No.159205>>159210 >>159215
>>159199
>just wants to create a business
>have no plans or knowledge
smhhhh I bet it will just happen upon her
>>159200
Don't respond to me, lad
>>159191
>zoo animal
tigers kill people in the wild, lad
Celtic people had horns. They even had birds and boars on their helmets.
▶ db2685 (88) No.159207>>159213
>>159202
hey lass
*pulls up your shirt and gives your exposed tummy a raspberry*
▶ 796353 (1) No.159208
>>159100 (OP)
>German ‘Jihadi Bride’ Linda Wenzel Could Face Death Penalty in Iraq
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159209>>159212
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159210
>>159205
>huge bird to deflect crushing blows to the head
seems sensible
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159211>>159218
>>159202
How does it feel knowing that King Kong-un is taking the asian lasses?
▶ 2a60c6 (8) No.159213>>159219
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>>159207
what the fuck
>>159206
yeah tbh
>tfw no early 2000s music again
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159214>>159217
>fun meeting you
My work here is done
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159215>>159216 >>159217 >>159218 >>159222 >>159227
rite i must begone away
>>159202
hullo lad
>>159204
>I can fix biology
Seriously though 'redpilled' woman is a meme and you shouldn't go after someone based on it only
>>159205
>implying it's an option
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159216
▶ db2685 (88) No.159217>>159220
>>159214
Now you have to take responsibility, lad. She is your kin. You have to impregnate her
>>159215
later BO
▶ 2a60c6 (8) No.159218>>159223
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159220>>159226 >>159228
>>159217
Soon, she will forever cherish the memory of Big Wang, and remember the ancient mantra "No one says no to Captain Big Wang"
▶ 147dca (47) No.159221
>gay niggers from outer space
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159222
>>159215
see ya prick ditch
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159223>>159224
>>159218
arent you the chink poster that gave me yellow fever?
▶ 2a60c6 (8) No.159224
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159226
>>159220
was big wang her chinese physiotherapist
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159227
>>159215
Ginnie is super cute her being redpilled is jsuta bonus. not required.
bye lad
▶ db2685 (88) No.159228>>159230
>>159220
Gooooooooooood lad
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159230>>159235 >>159236
>>159228
>>159229
I like it. Send it to her
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159231
▶ 2a60c6 (8) No.159232>>159235 >>159238
▶ db2685 (88) No.159233>>159237
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeek look at these tiny baby horns. Do you think people bullied him for them? Even horsies had bigger horns
▶ db2685 (88) No.159235>>159248
>>159230
I'm too shy, lass
>>159232
what
*farts*
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159236
>>159230
I'd do it but I left the chat
▶ 147dca (47) No.159237>>159241
>>159233
bug antenna rather than horns
maybe the tips held plumes too
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159238>>159245 >>159246
>>159232
wherefore art thou
▶ db2685 (88) No.159240>>159250
These are actually really cool
>everyone knows Vikangs didn't have horned helmets now
>their bronze age ancestors did
▶ db2685 (88) No.159241>>159250
▶ 2a60c6 (8) No.159242>>159244 >>159247
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159243
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Italian gun laws seem quite interesting tbh
>tfw no cheap russian guns and obscure pistols
argh I want cheap guns
▶ db2685 (88) No.159244>>159248
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159245>>159249
>>159238
wherefore means why
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159246>>159249 >>159251
>>159238
bumped into these today lad. thought they might be your sort of thing
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159247
▶ 2a60c6 (8) No.159248>>159254
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159249>>159252
>>159246
holy canoly
>>159245
i know, thats why i used it
▶ 147dca (47) No.159250>>159254
>>159240
tbf the vikangs etc did but only ceremonial ones which were based off of or maybe even the same as their ancestor's ones here
>>159241
>angry moth helmet
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159251>>159265
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159252>>159253
>>159249
just when he said i'm outside it just seemed weird tbh.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159253
>>159252
thought he meant lile offskies tbh
▶ db2685 (88) No.159254>>159258
>>159248
You're going on a date?
>>159250
>tbf the vikangs etc did but only ceremonial ones which were based off of or maybe even the same as their ancestor's ones here
Haven't seen those, but I was referring to the ones that were used in battle. Not that the ones I linked were either.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159255>>159257
speaking of vikangs this is 9.99/10
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159257>>159260 >>159261
>>159255
we wuz dark vikangs
▶ 2a60c6 (8) No.159258>>159262 >>159264 >>159265
>>159254
>You're going on a date?
I'm going regardless, I am considering asking her about a date though
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159259
THE NEVERENDING STORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOAHAHAOOOAHAHAHH
▶ db2685 (88) No.159262
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159263
tbf viking blonde is the worst one
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159264
>>159258
fill me in lad wagwan
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159265
>>159251
Cheers lad, they're my pride and joy. Will prolly look pretty good with the next jacket I got planned
>>159258
LAAAAAAAAAAAAD
even if she's jewish I'm happy to hear about it.
that being said you shouldn't be so formal. Just put the sexual pressure on her and see where it all goes I M O
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159266
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>tfw not a brit in italy with a big comfy gun range and a comfy gun collection and friends who like playing with guns
smh tbh
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159269
brb going to get a rice krispie bar and strawberry yop.
▶ 147dca (47) No.159270>>159272 >>159277 >>159279
*wears 2 dressing gowns and a blanket*
getting chilly in the old cottage lads
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159271
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159272
>>159270
*is still in shorts*
▶ 8968bd (5) No.159273>>159275 >>159276 >>159277 >>159279
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159274>>159277 >>159279
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159275>>159281
▶ 147dca (47) No.159276>>159281
>>159273
didn't leave forever then lad?
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159277>>159281 >>159283 >>159285
>>159270
where's the hot water bottle lad
>>159273
Morning lad. Where ya been?
>>159274
You don't know the half of it lad
▶ e6e035 (1) No.159278
>>159268
[latent paedophilia intensifies]
▶ db2685 (88) No.159279>>159281 >>159285
>>159268
What?
>>159270
comfy, lad.
>>159274
fuck you
>>159273
hey, lad. come back to us
▶ db2685 (88) No.159280>>159282 >>159283
>>159268
Why does she wear the lead?
▶ 8968bd (5) No.159281>>159283 >>159284 >>159285
>>159275
*nods and speaks in policeman voice* wots all this then
>>159276
can't lad, need to practice responsibility now the misses has a kiddo brewing
>>159277
alight lad just took a break back now
>>159279
anything for you boss
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159282>>159288
▶ 147dca (47) No.159283>>159284 >>159287 >>159293
>>159277
I've got one somewhere tbh, might put it in the bed in a bit and try it out
>>159280
more importantly what's that atomic structure?
>>159281
nice one lad, do your part for the hwhite race
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159284>>159293
>>159281
Oh it's the (b)imposter right?
>>159283
Ain't nothing like a hot water bottle tbh.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159285>>159293
>>159277
true smh.
>>159279
CUNT
>>159281
just being law abiding citizens not breaking any laws
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159286
==THE NEVERENDING STORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOAHAHAOOOAHAHAHH==>>159285
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159287>>159290
>>159283
ephedrine or adrenaline
▶ db2685 (88) No.159288>>159297
>>159282
you just want to slap that flabby tummy tbh smh
▶ 147dca (47) No.159290>>159292
>>159287
hm it does say adrenaline on that inadequate torso garment
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159292
>>159290
is that what it says wew
▶ 8968bd (5) No.159293>>159295 >>159298 >>159313
>>159283
She doesn't know it yet but as soon as the kid is out I'm putting another in. One midwife can't restrain me.
>>159285
*sniffs you* no illegal substances young man. Don't want to pay you down
>>159284
Lad I'm the real deal
>>159291
Nice titties there lad
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159294>>159296 >>159298 >>159301 >>159304
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159295>>159299
>>159293
*legs it*
BOYS RUN THE GAFFERS ARE ERE
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159296>>159307
>>159294
alright charles bronson
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159297>>159304
>>159288
who wouldnt
it looks soft
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159298>>159300 >>159303 >>159307
>>159291
>>159293
well that's all the evidence I need tbf
>>159294
Y O O O O O
▶ 8968bd (5) No.159299>>159306
>>159295
*waves fist in the air* you can run all you like young man. I know your mother
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159300>>159302 >>159305
>>159298
evidence for what
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159301>>159307
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159302
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159303>>159310
>>159298
>cleavage gusset like a cattle trough
disgusting
▶ db2685 (88) No.159304>>159307 >>159311
>>159294
hey lass: nige started
>>159297
Keek. I don't want to touch it for pleasure. I hate chinks
▶ 8968bd (5) No.159305
>>159300
she is my mummy now
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159306
>>159299
*hands myself in*
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159307>>159309 >>159310
>>159296
smh atleast charles bronson is cool
>>159298
lAAAAAAAAASSSS what it do?
>>159301
wag1 lad
>>159304
ah i dont really care about politics anymore tbh, anyway whats up?
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159308
THE NEVERENDING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ db2685 (88) No.159309>>159315
>>159307
>anyway whats up?
Nige :^)
what about you, lass
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159310>>159315
>>159303
aye. she should keep them to herself tbh
>>159307
It simply does lad
I'm leaving to have a wander with the lads in anywhere between 7-20 minutes tbh. Other than that it's the standard studying thing tbh
yourself?
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159311>>159314
>>159304
chinks are white though
▶ 147dca (47) No.159313
▶ db2685 (88) No.159314>>159315 >>159317 >>159318
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>should we legalise drugs?
It's an episode for you lads I guess smh smh
>>159311
They're not WASPs
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159315>>159316 >>159317
>>159309
>Nige :^)
cheeky bastard
anyway, im alright lad
>>159310
>It simply does lad
thats a good way to put it, about the same for me. Been feeling more anxious around my freinds of late especially the lasses tbh for no real reason, i think i need to look into some help tbh.
>>159314
>It's an episode for you lads I guess smh smh
where does he talk about it?
▶ db2685 (88) No.159316>>159321
>>159315
>where does he talk about it?
In the video I linked
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159317>>159321 >>159329
>>159314
BASED
the answer of course is no because then they stop being TOTALLY COOL
>>159315
What's bogging you down lad? They giving you the cold shoulder?
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159318
>>159314
>"i hate drugs, i cant stand it"
:^(
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159319>>159320
https://8ch.net/tv/res/895239.html#895269
only fools and horses is popular in the balkans apparently
strange
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159320
>>159319
It makes perfect sense to me lad
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159321>>159322 >>159324
>>159316
i meant what time in the video does he start to talk about them
>>159317
dunno lad, i'm just retarded tbh
▶ db2685 (88) No.159322>>159323
>>159321
>i meant what time in the video does he start to talk about them
the entire stream is dedicated to it, lad.
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159323
>>159322
yeah i didnt check before i asked lad
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159324>>159327 >>159330
>>159321
Fair play lad. You shouldn't think about these sorts of things any more than it's necessary though tbh it's usually never necessary at all tbh
Just operate in the world as you please and let other say it to your face when they have a problem tbh
>just remembered lad being passive aggressive to me on the bus
ooooooh I oughtve smacked him
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159325>>159326 >>159327 >>159332
alright lads I'm off out. Cya either 9 or 11ish tbh
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▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159327
>>159324
>about these sorts of things any more than it's necessary though tbh
what you on bout
>Just operate in the world as you please and let other say it to your face when they have a problem tbh
will do
>>159325
seeya
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▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159329
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159330>>159331
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159331>>159334
>>159330
i just cant let go for some reason smh. whats up lad?
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159332
>>159325
bye you ditch prick
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159333>>159336 >>159337
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159334>>159337
>>159331
not much lad, coughing my guts up at the park like an old man. how are you overall?
▶ 147dca (47) No.159335
>summon a formless being from the void whose sole purpose in life is to devour the living
>turn it into a frog
top kek
>cthulhu cultists are horny tentaclepr0n japs
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159337>>159339
>>159333
checked
>>159334
> coughing my guts up at the park like an old man
worth it to look cool when smoking tbh. Im a little under flatline okay tbh, not bad by anymeans though
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159338>>159340 >>159342 >>159345
lads…
SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS EFFECTIVE ANTIDEPRESSANT
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/09/170919140416.htm
>Sleep deprivation - typically administered in controlled, inpatient settings - rapidly reduces symptoms of depression in roughly half of depression patients, according the first meta-analysis on the subject in nearly 30 years.
this is counterintuitive as heck
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159339>>159345
>>159337
i look cool when doing anything lad :^)
>ok
fair enough lass. been to the boobdoctors yet?
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159340>>159341
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159341
>>159340
seems like some bullshit to me tbh
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159342>>159343 >>159344
>>159338
>That's it goy, lack of sleep means you will lose your depression. It also means you'll have more time to work. A win win oy vey
*slays (((You)))*
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159343
>>159342
*gets by on 3-6 hours a night and one cull 24hr of sleep a week*
i dont think their wrong, im chipper as fuck most of the time
▶ db2685 (88) No.159344
>>159342
prefer the look of rotella and Indian shields tbh
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159345>>159346
>>159338
this can't be true tbh
>>159339
>i look cool when doing anything lad :^)
tbf you are a cool lass
>been to the boobdoctors yet?
Fuck, been putting it off, i will book something tommorrow
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159346>>159349
>>159345
dunno the more i think about it the more it makes sense
>sleep less
>body makes more adrenaline to compensate
etc etc
>putting it off
ill give you some cheese and hash if you do it asap.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159347
>Although total sleep deprivation or partial sleep deprivation can produce clinical improvement in depression symptoms within 24 hours
>total
alright now im suspicious
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159348
salted caramel is a memie
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159349>>159355
>>159346
>dunno the more i think about it the more it makes sense
yeah but all the lack of sleep means your body doesn't have time to recover from shit tbh
>ill give you some cheese and hash if you do it asap.
isnt Cheese smack? Sorry lass im not very down with the lingo but i plan to go tomorow morning tbh, i'll try my best not to forget
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159351
hmmm the source is bulletproof but the meta analysis itself is flawed
>ibuprofen is effective antidepressant
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141021101506.htm
>Ordinary over the counter painkillers and anti-inflammatory drugs purchased from pharmacies may also be effective in the treatment of people suffering of depression.
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159352>>159354
>>159350
Welcome to the imperium lass
▶ db2685 (88) No.159353>>159354
>>159350
>it's a thief episode
▶ 38822f (48) No.159354>>159356 >>159358
>>159352
>tfw no cute japanese bf
Aaaahhh smh.
>>159353
You do it all the time and Crusaders Cross is my friend tbh.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159355>>159357 >>159359 >>159362
>>159349
thats the suspicious part - maybe one night awake would help some sad cunts.
>smack
no lad smh, swiss blue cheese.
▶ 72226b (1) No.159356
>>159354
>>tfw no cute japanese bf
vev
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159357
>>159355
>sages instead of spoilering
reeeee
▶ db2685 (88) No.159358
>>159354
>and Crusaders Cross is my friend tbh.
and you stole from him smh. That is even worse
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159359>>159373
>>159355
>maybe one night awake would help some sad cunts.
yeah, i think if you did it once in a while it might help tbh just not consitent day after day
>swiss blue cheese.
very nice lass
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159361>>159365
worst analogy of 2017
>Kalra's solid-state supercapacitor is like putting shredded wheat in the bowl, instead of cornflakes. The open architecture lets the milk permeate and coat the cereal, much like the ionogel permeates the carbon fiber mat in Kalra's solid-state supercapacitor
▶ 817094 (18) No.159362>>159364 >>159366
>>159355
Fill me in m8 - what's the difference between this britpol and the other Britpol
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▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159364>>159369
>>159362
this one is more shitposting and more degenerate
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159365
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159366>>159369
>>159362
[suspicion rises]
you tell me
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159367>>159368 >>159370
By the year 2050 this is what the average European will look like, and it's beautiful
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▶ 817094 (18) No.159369>>159371
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159371>>159372
>>159369
youre damn right it is
▶ 817094 (18) No.159372>>159374 >>159375 >>159381
>>159371
Why tho
Like srsly how does this even work
>>159370
I wasn't even aware newbrit existed, and this guy's posting in both!
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159373>>159376
>>159359
huh, cheese is yank for heroin bashed with nytols, ive learned something today.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159374>>159379
>>159372
dont ask me lad i dont work here
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159375>>159379
>>159372
the duality of brits
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159376
>>159373
yeah i saw it on a documentary
▶ 817094 (18) No.159379>>159380 >>159382
>>159374
You're like half of all the posts m8
>>159375
Ayup you ever had a wild boar burger? Found one up market earlier and was proper nice, but honestly the guy serving it to me was South African.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159380>>159384
▶ db2685 (88) No.159381>>159384
>>159372
>I wasn't even aware newbrit existed, and this guy's posting in both!
what no I'm not smh
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159382>>159384
>>159379
I have not ever had a boar burger, what did you have it with?
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159383>>159385
>tfw you will never be Captain Jack Sparrow
I'd take up drinking for that tbh even though I hate the stuff I'd be willing to do it since you can't be Jack without drinking.
▶ 817094 (18) No.159384>>159386 >>159390 >>159392
>>159380
yw m8
>>159381
Kiss my sweaty ballsack, you know you're lyin, why you actin like you're no
>>159382
Cheese and Onions. Took all my strength not to ask if it was named after the chef, mainly cause I'm not a poof and didna want him to think I was tryin somethin.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159385>>159396
>>159383
you need to do pirate activities rather than drink methinks - drinking is merely an accompaniment to general piracy.
▶ db2685 (88) No.159386
>>159384
Who is this weird lad? leave me alone
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159387>>159395
>>159377
clippers are functionally superior in everyway
▶ 04c049 (4) No.159388
>>159350
I wish I could work in a Kimchi factory to help boost the DPRKs production smh
▶ db2685 (88) No.159389>>159391 >>159394
>it's a I postpone doing something that takes 5 minutes for weeks
>this also caused me stress for all those weeks
FUCKING HELL
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159390>>159393
>>159384
i shall get my (100) and you shall help me towards it.
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159391>>159401
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159392
>>159384
kek lad, u sure it wasn't a boer burger
▶ 817094 (18) No.159393>>159397
>>159390
Duck you'd best be fuckin payin for that, I ain't some tart.
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159394>>159401
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159396>>159399
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159397>>159398
>>159393
>not a tart
ill pay you and then you will be a tart
▶ 817094 (18) No.159398>>159403
>>159397
canna pay me in chips either m8
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159399>>159405
>>159396
have you been drinking tonight?
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159400>>159402 >>159406
Super secret tweeeeeeeest ending
I actually succeeded at hanging myself earlier and am currently a ghost but don't realise it.
▶ db2685 (88) No.159401>>159419
>>159394
secret, lad
>>159391
smh what's wrong with us
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159402
>>159400
woowooOoOOooOWoOooOoOooO
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159403>>159404
>>159398
ill pay you in white like a proper whore
▶ 817094 (18) No.159404>>159409
>>159403
I worked hard for my body m8 and I ain't doin a long term Skeletor cosplay for no reason
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159405>>159407
>>159399
I have never drunk once in my life.
I would like to try rum because I watched PoTC and am into that kind of thing. A while back I wanted to drink mead for some reason I don't remember.
Everytime I watch Rocky I decide I am going to become a boxer.
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159406
>>159400
>I actually succeeded at hanging myself earlier
There's always gonna be a lass out there for you lad. You just have to look for her and that's something you can't do when you're dead
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159407>>159411 >>159419
▶ 5a2016 (5) No.159408>>159411
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
"What am i going to do all day…what am i going to do all day…."
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159409>>159413
>>159404
*has beer belly*
hmm i wish it worked that way
▶ 817094 (18) No.159410>>159412 >>159414
Why are there no decent flags for SoT
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159411>>159414 >>159419
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159412>>159413
▶ 817094 (18) No.159413>>159418
>>159409
How the fuck do you manage that on coke? Do you gear up exclusively in fuckin Greggs?
>>159412
M8 we invent the fuckin spitfire and give the world Robbie Williams and you don't know what SoT stands for?
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159414>>159415
>>159411
>>159410
add one to the flag thread you dingus
▶ 817094 (18) No.159415>>159416
>>159414
M8 literally found out this place existed like 10 minutes ago
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159416>>159417
>>159415
mate how did you not know about this place
▶ 817094 (18) No.159417>>159421
>>159416
Passively got mentioned on /brit/
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159418>>159420
>>159413
yeah basically - mainly work smh, eat and drink shit all day, drink 6 pints a night, etc
>robbie
>spitfire
>sot
stockton on tees?
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159419
>>159401
weak willed and a lack of enthusiasm for life
>>159407
this tbh,
>>159411
nah waifuposter should definatly take ayahausca with a rainforest shaman tbh
▶ 817094 (18) No.159420>>159423
>>159418
You ever been fisted with a ceramic hand?
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159421>>159422 >>159431
>>159417
>not discovering it through numerological portents
passive, kek
▶ 817094 (18) No.159422>>159424
>>159421
Literally found it in my trawling for PS4 ppl tbh
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159423>>159425 >>159427
>>159420
no but ive put 2cb up my poop chute
▶ 817094 (18) No.159425>>159428
>>159423
>>159424
Literally all I'm gonna do is play Cottonfield One and shitpost until I get a decent crew. Worked on every single MMO I've played.
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159427>>159430
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159428
>>159425
i cant help lad im still trying to do all 10 pirate quests on pirates gold off of the megadrive
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159430
>>159427
B
U
T
T
R
O
C
K
ET
!!!!!!
▶ db2685 (88) No.159431>>159432 >>159433 >>159435
>>159421
>Then consider me an enemy. Vanlad will get what's coming to him. I have associates who know his associates, remember? Would be a shame if someone found out about his illegal business practices and drug use. That's all I have to say on the matter.
What did TBBK mean by this?
▶ 147dca (47) No.159432>>159437
>>159431
maybe he means he was a spy all along even while larping as a dafty and meeting me briefly and is going to get the thought police back on my tail?
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159433
>>159431
some delusion no doubt.
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159434
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
WE'RE SINGING FOR ENGLAND
IN GEEER LAAND
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159435>>159438 >>159439
>>159431
also top kek, all my old friends are naughtier lads than me in any case.
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159436
Oh I would give anything for one kiss of those beautiful lips.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN IN THE X-FILES DIMENSION WHERE SCULLY IS A REAL FLESH AND BLOOD PERSON
▶ 817094 (18) No.159438>>159440
>>159435
Honestly I'm gonna get all philosophical, but didn't Goebbles warn us?
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159439>>159441
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159440>>159445
>>159438
*humours you*
how so
▶ 147dca (47) No.159444>>159447
▶ 817094 (18) No.159445>>159447
>>159440
all that weird moral shit which is basically just backstabbing in disguise
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▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159447>>159449
>>159444
if at first you dont succeed
>>159445
maybe lad, freud probably has a pertinent observation about it too.
▶ 817094 (18) No.159449>>159450
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▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159455>>159457
>>159452
cute rasta lion tbh
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159456
>>159454
>dat bonanza exp from 20.0 kd ratio
smh
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159458>>159459 >>159460 >>159463
>vanlad is a third of this thread
>>159454
yeah they just completely encircled the Romans and gradually hacked them to do death while they were panicking
Hannibal was a great tactical general although he wasn't a great general strategically tbh
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159459>>159463 >>159471
>>159458
:D
youre welcome lass, im going to bed imminently tho
▶ db2685 (88) No.159460>>159471
>>159458
>Hannibal was a great tactical general although he wasn't a great general strategically tbh
▶ db2685 (88) No.159461
>deletes some but not all of Vanlad's post over night just to make sure he doesn't break my record
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159462>>159464
>>159454
I remember listening about this and it sounded horrific tbh.
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159463>>159465 >>159471
>>159458
better then gayposting tbh
>>159459
>im going to bed imminently tho
shame lad how expensive is ketamine?
▶ db2685 (88) No.159464>>159473
>>159462
> listening
?
yeah. It's kind of hard to imagine it You'd think they'd manage to break through the relatively thin line around them when they became desperate.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159465>>159476
>>159463
>shame
im going to nawth laaahhndaaann tomorrow bright and early smh, need my beauty sleep.
>spoiler
£5-60/g, highly connection dependent
▶ 1e613c (25) No.159466>>159467 >>159468 >>159471 >>159476
Goodnight everyone. I hope you sleep well and have a good day tomorrow.
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▶ db2685 (88) No.159469>>159470
smh she posts cute anime girls, she has to be a girl
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159470
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159471>>159474 >>159475 >>159476
>>159459
Nah stay up lad, be a madman
>>159460
He was great a winning individual battles but failed to press the advantage. He could never actually threatened Rome itself and end the war in Carthage's favour, no matter how many victories he won on the battlefield. Which is why Rome eventually won tbh
>>159463
oh absolutely
I don't think when I choose my images tbh. It's just that all of my fresh Dianas are sad :^((((
>>159466
night
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159472
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
damn, niggas wanna stick me for ma paper
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159473>>159477
>>159464
podcast/audio book about it. Wasn't it in a sandstorm or something full of dust and the romans couldn't see more than a couple of metres around them?
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159474>>159483
>>159471
nah got 300 miles to do tomorrow, up in your ends, not safe to be a tired bellend.
▶ db2685 (88) No.159475>>159483
>>159471
>He was great a winning individual battles but failed to press the advantage. He could never actually threatened Rome itself and end the war in Carthage's favour, no matter how many victories he won on the battlefield. Which is why Rome eventually won tbh
Keek. he came to Rome but then had no idea how to capture it? Certainly he had done sieges before?
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159476>>159479 >>159483
>>159465
>London
might as well just go to Scotland if your going that far north tbh?
>spoiler
wow thats quite the spread
>>159466
knight
>>159471
ah fair enough, hows i going?
▶ db2685 (88) No.159477>>159478
>>159473
Wikipedia describes the armies kicking up dust which was then blowing in the wind making it hard to see very far but I don't think it was that inconvenient. obviously it didn't make things better and might have made them blind to the African flank infantry that was just waiting to envelope them
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159478>>159481
>>159477
Guess I'm thinking of a dramatised version. Still I heard it was rather gruesome for the Romans tbh.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159479>>159480
>>159476
fuck that, scotland a shit
>spread
ive just asked and its £40/g from a po22 link. thats probably accurate for your way too.
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159480>>159484
>>159479
agreed tbh
>spoils
fuck, i was hoping it was cheaper tbh. SMH
▶ db2685 (88) No.159481>>159485
>>159478
must have been yeah, I am a bit confused by flanking, especially with formations that large tbh. You'd think people would be able to look around them and at least fight back against the people flanking them, right? Given the large amount of casualties it just seems like they kind of gave up
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159483>>159486 >>159487
>>159474
kek alright lad >tfw I sleep in tomorrow
>>159475
He didn't even siege Rome, he couldn't make it there in the first place for strategic reasons.
>>159476
Good, all things considered. Got tomorrow and Friday off school so I'll be out doing stuff
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159484>>159487
>>159480
well its 1oz/£390, which is like £15/g
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159485>>159486
>>159481
I think they just couldn't escape, surrounded on all sides by Hannibal's forces and they couldn't do anything but get slaughtered.
▶ db2685 (88) No.159486>>159491 >>159494
>>159485
they could fight back smh. I guess they did but the desperation made them unable to do so properly and a lot of people might just have tried to push through without fighting
>>159483
>He didn't even siege Rome, he couldn't make it there in the first place for strategic reasons.
keek what the fuck? How did he get over the Alps then?
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159487>>159488 >>159494
>>159483
Fun fun fun, what you gunna get up to?
>>159484
i dont have enough money to pay for anything anywhere near an ouncesmh why do these things have to be so expensive smh
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159490>>159492
>>159489
night lass, good luck in LAAANNNNDHAAAAN
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159491>>159492
>>159486
from what I remember Hannibal baited the roman infantry into pressing into the centre of an encirclement and getting compacted into a slaughter zone.
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159492>>159493 >>159494
>>159490
smh its technically hertfordshire
>>159491
good tactic tbf
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159493>>159494 >>159503
>>159492
>hertfordshire
god i hate people from Hertfordshire tbh
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159494>>159495 >>159496 >>159503
>>159486
Bad strategy tbh
>bring army over Alps
>outmaneuver yourself to the lower end of the Italian peninsular
>fight Romans, win massively
>but can't attack Rome because your army won't make it
>go home
>>159487
might see gf again and generally do shit that needs to be done
>>159489
night
>>159492
whereabouts tbh
>>159493
good thing I'm not from here then ;^)
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159495>>159502
>>159494
Wait you have a gf? check you out lass, she cute?
>spoiler
i-i knew that all along h-haha
▶ db2685 (88) No.159496>>159502
>>159494
didn't he go to the lower end of the peninsula to cut off Romans from their supplies or something?
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159497>>159503
>>159489
Good night you ditch prick
▶ db2685 (88) No.159498>>159499
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Anybody wanted to watch Withnail and I with me?
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159499>>159500
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▶ 3de47b (26) No.159501
>>159500
heh nothing personnel… Just got other stuff to be doing tbh
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159502>>159505
>>159495
yeah don't why I did it tbh but she makes me smile. cute af though yeah but I wonder why that might be
>>159496
I think so, been a while since I read up on this. Failed since it was him that was cut off from supplies
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159503>>159505 >>159506 >>159508
>>159494
borehamwood
>>159493
theres that one guy thats alright, his name escapes me, its something like 'farts' iirc.
>>159497
kek
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159505>>159507
>>159502
>yeah don't why I did it tbh but she makes me smile
i think you just awnsered your own question there
>spoil
you think something sinister is afoot
>>159503
>its something like 'farts' iirc
fucking kek
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159506>>159510
>>159503
ayy that's where one of my old friends lives
haven't seen her in ages tbh
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159507>>159509
>>159505
>you think something sinister is afoot
kek nah, she just looks a lot like a lass I find a bit cute tbh
but she's different enough for me to like her separately so it's fine just memeing a bit
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▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159509>>159512
>>159507
>she just looks a lot like a lass I find a bit cute tbh
i swear to god if she looks anything like Diana im going to come to hertfordshire and slap some sense into you tbh
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▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159510>>159511 >>159512
>>159506
wanna be an epic wingman and give me her digits?
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159511>>159513 >>159515
>>159510
"Errr, hi yeah i know a guy you used to know. No i dont know what his name is but he's from hertfordshire, anyway he gave me your number so we can fug, ya down?"
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159512>>159514
>>159509
>Diana
yeah let's roll with that
Dy a qt though, no idea why you don't like her tbh
>>159510
She looks like Wayne Rooney lad
didn't you you were into that tbh
jk I haven't seen her in years smh
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159513>>159522
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159514>>159517
>>159512
>Dy a qt though, no idea why you don't like her tbh
i dont find her to be that cute tbh, and she's not a nice person
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159515>>159516 >>159520
>>159511
>can you describe him at all?
>yeah hes a pale lanklet that likes starwars
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159516>>159518
>my freinds are at the local park
>i have work to do and cant join them
i hate this feel tbh
>>159515
who doesnt like star wars tbh
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159517>>159519
>>159514
>not finding this cute
>not wanting to protect her from the bullies even though she just lied on national tv for all Russia to see
▶ 7ee919 (128) No.159518>>159519
>>159516
>at a park after dark
smh
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159519>>159521 >>159525
>>159517
fakest crying ive ever seen tbh
>>159518
>not liking swinging on swings when you can barely walk
lass…
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159520>>159523 >>159525
>>159515
>likes starwars
>implying I like the OT
>implying I like it because its star wars and not because its kino
>implying it isn't shitposting
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159521>>159527
>>159519
Lasses always cry like that tbh
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159522
>>159513
Good attitude tbh
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159523
>>159520
>anikan sees some shit he dont like.jpeg
kek
▶ 69377c (3) No.159525>>159526
>>159519
hmm good point
>>159520
the star wars bit is what youre most annoyed about?
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159526>>159529
>>159525
Well I see nothing else to complain about
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159527>>159531 >>159537
>>159521
no they dont, when people cry for reals they get ugly, nobody looks good when they actually cry tbh. You're being taken for a ride if they still look pretty when they're crying tbh
▶ 69377c (3) No.159528>>159530 >>159532
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▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159530
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159531>>159533 >>159534 >>159537
>>159527
lasses rarely cry for realsies tho
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159532>>159539
>>159524
looks a bit weird lad
>>159528
great betrayal.
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159533
>>159531
thats why herts believes this now, he hasnt seen a lass cry fir realsies
▶ db2685 (88) No.159534>>159539
>>159531
this. They've weaponised crying smhhhh
▶ db2685 (88) No.159535>>159583
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FRESH CIVIC FENCER AHHHH I LOVE HIM LADS
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159536>>159539
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159537>>159538
>>159527
tbh >>159531
some do though ofc
It's ok lad I'm just shitposting after all
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159538
>>159537
if you say so lass
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159539>>159540
>>159536
>>159532
you lads are wrong. I however am right
>>159534
I'd do it if I was a lass tbf. gotta play to youre strengths
▶ db2685 (88) No.159540>>159541 >>159542
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>>159539
>I'd do it if I was a lass tbf. gotta play to youre strengths
I wouldn't encourage manipulation like that. It would better to give them a slap in the face.
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159541>>159543
>>159540
don't get me wrong, it pisses me off when I pick up on it. I wouldn't put up with it.
But if I was a pretty lassie then I'd cry all the time if it was in my advantage.
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159542>>159543 >>159544
>>159540
>tfw Sean Connery turned into a cuck
▶ db2685 (88) No.159543>>159545 >>159548
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WOMEN BE WARNED
>>159541
I guess, and then a lad would slap you in the face and you'd get turned on by it.
>>159542
He did? Apparently Bill is also a cuck smh
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159544>>159582
>>159542
>tfw no "REEBOK BOXING BOOT - LEGACY LTD"
>tfw no mma gym membership
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159545>>159547
>>159543
and that lad would be me
▶ db2685 (88) No.159547>>159549
>>159545
you can't be both the lass and the lad, lasslad smh
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159549>>159550
>>159547
smgh I thought this was /newbrit/
▶ db2685 (88) No.159550>>159552
>>159548
I meant for you to elaborate, lad….
>>159549
Keek joking aside they are lasses
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159551
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159552>>159553
>>159548
>tfw addidas powerperfect 2's
later lad
>>159550
I'll never believe it lad
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159553
>>159552
>tfw NO*
I DONT own them and im sad
▶ 38822f (48) No.159556>>159557 >>159558 >>159559
Sorry for not posting I was watching capeshit with daddy and onii-chan.
Night night everyone.
▶ 3de47b (26) No.159558
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159559
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159560>>159564 >>159565
>leave for a while
>board dies
>still get (You)s
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159561>>159562 >>159563
▶ db2685 (88) No.159563
▶ db2685 (88) No.159564>>159566
>>159560
nobody wanted to watch a film and now it's too lat e smh
▶ fcd8a8 (43) No.159565>>159567
>>159560
it died because vanlad left not you tbqh, he was practicly running the thread
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159566
>go to cuckchan
>everything's a fucking general now
>>159564
Normally I stay up and write and compose poetry and chat to people but idk if I will tonight tbh
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159567
>>159565
>tfw no permanent vanlad
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159568>>159569 >>159571
driving test tomorrow ladssssss
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159569>>159570
>>159568
Good luck lad, nth time's the charm
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159570
▶ db2685 (88) No.159571>>159572
>>159568
Do it, lad. What was it you got wrong last time again?
▶ 3720aa (41) No.159572>>159574
>>159571
obstruction right at the end of the test, only blocked the road a smidge at a temp traffic light and the first car that comes round the corner is a truck. I corrected it but I was too "slow" despite their being people walking behind me so I couldn't reverse.
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159573>>159574
why the fuck is Lauren Southern even a thing
▶ db2685 (88) No.159574>>159575
>>159572
smh. Just be a pussy beta bitch next time. Can't fault you for being too careful, right?
>>159573
what do you mean?
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159575>>159576
>>159574
>omg a girl who's alt right wow she must be so based omg i love you lauren wtf she's not jewish you're a jewish shill she's /ourgirl/
you know
▶ db2685 (88) No.159576>>159577
>>159575
doesn't your implication and pic explain it pretty well?
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159577>>159578
>>159576
yeah it was a rhetorical question
makes me angry tbh I hate beta orbiters, woman wouldn't do this shit if men actually acted like men, but they get away with this shit because some faggot wants to orbit a 'based lass' or whatever
▶ db2685 (88) No.159578>>159579
>>159577
>>159577
>I hate beta orbiters
▶ 3ba0fc (38) No.159579>>159580
I am going to bed because there's no reason for me to stay up quite frankly
>tfw
>>159578
Don't confuse it with being genuine friends/gf with a lass tbh
▶ db2685 (88) No.159580
>>159579
stay up and ERP with me lass wouldn't it turn you on if that's the first thing people see in the thread in the morning? smh
▶ 6787e4 (2) No.159582>>159583
▶ 147dca (47) No.159583>>159589
>captcha
>"puke he"
>>159535
shhhhh my preciousss
it wantses my swordses
NO! no raycissmssss will get my swordses
kill-kill them with my ring… bayonet
CUCK
GOBLIN
>>159582
morgnign
▶ f61882 (3) No.159584>>159585 >>159589
▶ 147dca (47) No.159585>>159586
>>159584
salaam aleikum memsahib
▶ f61882 (3) No.159586>>159587
>>159585
Jihad upon the DVLA
Juhad upon other drivers
Jihad upon traffic laws
By allah that whore who sits behind the counter will have a taste of my shoe
▶ 147dca (47) No.159587>>159588
>>159586
*throws low-level government functionaries from the rooftops in solidarity*
▶ f61882 (3) No.159588
>>159587
JIIIIIHAD ALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAH
▶ 6787e4 (2) No.159589
>>159583
groaning
>>159584
allahu ackbar brother, by allahs will the infidels shall be punished
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159590>>159591 >>159592
Why aren't you doing your part to save Britain?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904724/Britain-s-biggest-fam
>Sue and Noel Radford have welcomed their twentieth baby - a son called Archie
>Mrs Radford, 42, said she is 'thrilled to announce their precious new addition'
>The married couple, from Lancashire, have vowed that Archie is their last child
>Highest rated comment
>nzscot, Auckland, New Zealand, 9 hours ago: Whether this couple can afford to have all these children or not is besides the point. This is totally irresponsible behaviour in today's overcrowded, overpopulated world.
▶ 38822f (48) No.159591>>159599
>>159590
She's a good lass. The best thing about having loads of kids is that they start looking after each other at a certain age.
▶ 147dca (47) No.159592>>159594 >>159599 >>159603
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Doctor NEETLE: NEETlemen, listen up y'all
Here's the new plan
You're gonna start a riot
and we're gonna collect our bennies at the front door
(laughter)
Programs Nigger: Hey man… I know guys at work that makes more sense than you.
Dr NEETLE: Really? Then let me put it to you this way, CUZ..
IT'S A HARD NEET LIFE
*has 11am pizza*
>>159590
good lads tbh, but
>having children past 30
▶ db2685 (88) No.159594
>>159592
It's the hard Neetlyfe for us
▶ db2685 (88) No.159595>>159596
>>159593
had no idea about this tbh
▶ 147dca (47) No.159596
>>159595
(((global banking system)))
etc
▶ db2685 (88) No.159597>>159602
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FRESH LINDY
Boring and long-winded without saying much tbh smh
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159598>>159599 >>159600
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159599>>159603
>Get up
>Sees there's an event going on in a game I play
>Spent all my ingame shekels trying to get event items
>Get none
It is being hard being a NEET don't joke about it
>>159591
>The best thing about having loads of kids is that they start looking after each other at a certain age.
That and having many kids decreases the chances of yourself being dumped in a care home when you're old and decrepit where some paki "carer" will steal from you.
Kids are based tbh it's a shame we're being lied to about having them
>>159592
>having children past 30
We can't be picky lad we're being outbred in our country here smh
>>159598
I think it's Dutch for kek
▶ db2685 (88) No.159600
>>159598
Never seen it used. Could possibly be a typo of lol that people started using ironically.
▶ 147dca (47) No.159602>>159603
>>159597
>it's every video
stopped watching ages ago when I realized he was normie tier unsubstantiated bluster
got high fived by a lass for knowing about him in uni, smh
▶ db2685 (88) No.159603>>159605 >>159611
>>159602
Keek. Lindy gets all the pussy smh
>>159599
What game, lad?
>It is being hard being a NEET don't joke about it
We're not joking, lad. Smh. Being a NEET is a pain but at least we don't have to work.
>>159592
my mummy had me at 30 smhhh
▶ 38822f (48) No.159604>>159606
The trap cinematic universe.
▶ 147dca (47) No.159605>>159607 >>159611
>>159603
my mum had me past 30, closer to 40 than 30 I suspect
SMH
>that moment you're both waiting at the bus stop and she gets a call and says to you "my boyfriend says I smell like potatoes teehee do you think so?" and you realise she's dating a retard and you were relegated to the gay friend position the moment she took an interest in you even though you aren't gay
SMMMHHH
▶ db2685 (88) No.159606
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>>159604
top keek. That's great
▶ db2685 (88) No.159607>>159608
>>159605
>my boyfriend says I smell like potatoes
Why would you want a lass like that anyway?
▶ 147dca (47) No.159608>>159609
>>159607
she was really cute and smart by normie standards
no tato smell at all
started to hate her as she began to dress up to give presentations, turning up in ill fitting WW1/2 jumpers and slacks and LARPing as Soldier-Barbie to talk about muh war dead just seemed disrespectful
▶ db2685 (88) No.159609>>159610
>>159608
why would she do that?
▶ 147dca (47) No.159610>>159614
>>159609
being a disrespectful thot of course
and having too much of daddy's money to waste
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159611>>159612
>>159603
>What game, lad?
Dirty Bomb, it's shite tbh avoid it. The devs are shekel hungry
>We're not joking, lad. Smh. Being a NEET is a pain but at least we don't have to work.
Sorry m8, I thought you lads were taking the piss.
>>159605
>my boyfriend says I smell like potatoes
what in the fuck lad
▶ 147dca (47) No.159612>>159614
>>159611
that was my reaction and how I deduced he must of been retarded
▶ 5a2016 (5) No.159613
I'm a sartoria savage, dress me lads.
▶ db2685 (88) No.159614>>159615
>>159610
>thotpepe.jpg
>>159612
>must of
that's ironic, right, lad?
▶ 147dca (47) No.159615>>159616
>trapped forever forced to watch your parents be repeatedly crushed by polystyrene props
>>159614
of course it was
▶ db2685 (88) No.159616>>159617
>>159615
What is that? I feel like I've seen it before. Stargate?
▶ 147dca (47) No.159617>>159618
>>159616
yeah s2e4 "the gamekeeper"
virtual reality / groundhog day episode
▶ db2685 (88) No.159618>>159619 >>159620
>>159617
Watched a few episodes but wasn't that interested in the series. I guess I didn't care much for cunty MacGyver smh
▶ 147dca (47) No.159619>>159621
very obnoxious gamekkeper going
at very hihg speed
>>159618
he's the best character tbh
▶ 38822f (48) No.159620>>159621
>>159618
Colonel O'neill is the best character aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159621
>>159620
>>159619
I just remember not liking him. I guess I associated him too much with MacGyver and they were too different smh.
> at very hihg speed
keek
▶ 5a2016 (5) No.159622
Anyone done jury service?
▶ 147dca (47) No.159623
>mfw someone ruins the garden
▶ 147dca (47) No.159624
I sympathise tbh
>yfw you're not allowed to kill binbag whores pulling up your flowers
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159625>>159626 >>159627
wtf I haaaaate guns and luuuuuuuv science now :-D
▶ 147dca (47) No.159626
>>159625
never watched mcguyver tbh
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159628
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>>159627
>>159627
*defends myself*
▶ 38822f (48) No.159629>>159630 >>159632
>tagged as father_and_daughter
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159630>>159633
>>159629
top keek
>Neo is looking at lewd images right now
smh
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159631>>159634
94 days until christmas
i wont fap from now until then
i swear by the gods old and new
i will make this sacrifice for my glorious progenitor The Golden One A.K.A The Glorious Eagle of Testosteronous Gains
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159632>>159633
>>159629
but that's an image of two females
▶ 38822f (48) No.159633>>159635 >>159636
>>159630
They're not that lewd…
>>159632
I know it's weird smh.
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159634>>159637
>>159631
>i wont fap from now until then
You can do it lad.
I'm nearly at two weeks now and the benefits are godly
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159635
>>159633
That's a scary bulge so no smh
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159636>>159638
>>159633
>precum and everything
fucking hell lass smh
FILTH
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159637>>159640 >>159645
>>159634
Do you have any strategies? What do you do all day? What do you do when tempted? Do you have no friends too?
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159638>>159645
>>159636
smh that's a bit too harsh lass
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159639
puriku puriku for Imperium~
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159640>>159642
>>159637
Walkies helps me tbh. It became something I did when I became bored and had nothing so do, so instead of fapping I'd just have a walk instead. But then again you hate going outside, right? smh I do too but there aren't that many people around. Just denying yourself works too but that just comes down to will which I guess is part of the problem smh
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159642>>159644 >>159650 >>159657
>>159640
I am OK with walking a bit.
But every time I do, unless it is very cold, I always end up with sweat patches in my pants around the bumcrack and thigh areas. Probably because I'm fat so my thighs rub together or something.
My boxers also ride up my ass and I am afraid of adjusting them because someone might see me with my hand down my trouserss.
It is physically uncomfortable to walk because of this.
▶ 38822f (48) No.159643>>159644 >>159646
>genderswap tag
>but she's still a girl
??????
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159644>>159646 >>159648
TUMMIES
>>159643
Oh God she loped it off
>>159642
Keek what an image, lad. So I guess it's nothing you can easily do every time. Then I don't know tbh.
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159645>>159656
>>159637
>Do you have any strategies?
Not really. The temptation goes away after 3-4 days, after that it's pretty easy. Just stay away from lewd stuff. I don't even think about fapping despite Neo posting filth here now and again.
>What do you do all day?
I browse Youtube and watch my m8s stream when he's live. I also shitpost in various place
>What do you do when tempted?
I played video games and/or lift weights. I played the STALKER games with the "Complete" mods.
>Do you have no friends too?
You guys, a semi dead irc channel and my friend who streams who I never talk to. i guess those are friends, right?
>>159638
IT'S FILTH
*saves image*
▶ 5a2016 (5) No.159647>>159652
Neo, did you ever meet tppw?
▶ 38822f (48) No.159648>>159651
>>159644
*cranes neck*
Lopped what off?
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159649>>159650 >>159651 >>159652
>>159646
meant to post this
▶ 147dca (47) No.159650>>159651 >>159656 >>159657
>>159642
>so fat you can't even walk
lad…
>>159649
==HOMOJOCKLET
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159651>>159653 >>159657
>>159648
Oh God what the fuck
>>159646
>>159649
w-wew lass.
>it's a subconsciousness takes over episode
>>159650
I am sure he can walk it's just that he has to shower every time he moves his body smh
▶ 38822f (48) No.159652>>159657
>>159646
>>159649
Interesting thing for a straight lad to have saved…
>>159647
Of course I did, everyone who followed brit/pol/ pre /brit/ posted with ttpw at some point.
▶ 38822f (48) No.159653
>>159651
It was a freudian post.
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159655>>159659
>tfw your mummy found that lewd drawing you made as a kid 10 years later
It was like a living nightmare.
Which reminds me I had a nightmare last night.
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159656>>159662
>>159645
>I played the STALKER games with the "Complete" mods.
>Complete mods
>Not OL
>Not LURK
>Not CoC
Why?
I played those too much and quite recently. I began to play Crash Bandicoot on a emulator the other day. I also had a good success with Resident Evil 4 a few weeks ago. I played it a lot and it distracted me. Then I said I should stop games too for a few weeks so I deleted it all but forgot to back up my save. It pisses me off because I got cheevos for it now but I didn't finish it.
>>159650
I can walk. I just have to shower when I get back usually.
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159657>>159658 >>159659 >>159662
>>159642
Get up and go for a walk at 4am. No fucker is out and about at that time.
>its too early
Stay up all night and then go for a walk
>>159650
>>159651
>>159652
nothing I write here will get me out of this situation
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159658>>159663
>>159657
I always get up at 5AM.
I can't do that now though, walking in the morning. Our front door doesn't usually work. You have to be let in most of the time and no one else is up at that time so I'd be shut out.
▶ 38822f (48) No.159659>>159662 >>159663
>>159655
Now you have to tell us what you drew lad.
>>159657
We accept you for who you are tbh.
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159660
I'll just walk during the day and get used to it. Not like anyone else can tell my thighs and ass are dripping sweat as long as I wear dark trousers
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159661>>159662 >>159665
But seriously anime traps aren't gay cause they're clearly female
irl traps aren't gay since they fool you into thinking they're female. Sleeping with a trap is gay though.
I'm glad I could clear that up ok thank you
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159662>>159664 >>159665
>>159657
don't worry 99% of everything said here is ironic and I bet accidentally posting that pic was ironic as well
>>159656
Crash Bandicoot seems like such a weird game to me, at least today.
>>159659
a girl with a pee pee fucking another girl since men are gay smhhhh
>>159661
o-oh you went ahead and said it. Okay
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159663>>159673
>>159658
Why doesn't the door work?
>>159659
>We accept you for who you are tbh.
I'm glad someone accepts straight white males tbh
Thank you
>image
No dick in sight it's alright
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159664
>>159662
>o-oh you went ahead and said it. Okay
Say what? everything I said there wasn't gay
▶ 38822f (48) No.159665>>159667
>>159661
It's okay lad, it's not gay. They're not men.
>>159662
>a girl with a pee pee fucking another girl since men are gay smhhhh
Holy shit you were ahead of the curve as a child.
▶ 38822f (48) No.159666>>159667
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159667
>>159665
I also drew porn for my brother when we were on holiday. It's weird to think about. Hope he's forgotten
>>159666
The devil
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159668>>159669 >>159675
>Draws female
>Calls it male
>You're now gay for thinking it's female
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159669>>159671
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159671>>159672
>>159669
>Got called gay for hours in an IRC channel yesterday
>Today I get called gay here
what am i doing wrong lads? Is it the anime girls?
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159672
>>159671
I guess that's part of it smh don't stop
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159673>>159679
>>159663
dunno
key doesnt work and i cant do the trick to open it
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159674
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
anyone know the instrument at 1 min 20 seconds?
▶ 38822f (48) No.159675>>159677 >>159679
>>159668
>Draws "female"
So many lads fall for boys who do their daily squats smh.
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159677>>159683
>>159675
we're going to need before and after pics, lass
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159679>>159683 >>159691
>>159673
Think of it this way.
Not being able to open that door is preventing you from getting yourself a Rose or a Dana Scully(or both)
So you need to learn how to open that door. Failing that leave it open slightly when you go out.
>>159675
that clearly has a penis
I meant like pic related
its clearly female smh
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159680>>159691
>>159678
is she going live today? I want to here more about how flat the earth is
▶ 04364f (12) No.159681>>159682 >>159683 >>159685
▶ 38822f (48) No.159683>>159688 >>159696
>>159677
I didn't take any before pics.
>>159679
I think you have a fetish for girls with strong masculine arms and hands lad…
>>159681
Hey lad >>159646
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159684
>>159678
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*puckers lips profusely*
SO U BE SAYIN
*cuts own fringe*
HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*shills for traditional values*
WE WUZ FINNA
*does porn*
U SAYIN WE WUZ QUEENS N SHIEEET?
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159685
>>159681
morning, lass. Did you go on that date with the Jewess?
▶ 147dca (47) No.159687>>159689
>>159686
he's a spy isn't he
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159688>>159690 >>159695
>>159683
>I think you have a fetish for girls with strong masculine arms and hands lad…
I'm not seeing masculine hands or arms on her. Depends what your definition masculine is I guess
her shoulders aren't even broad smh
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159689
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159690>>159697
>>159688
Let's see your shoulders, lass
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159691
>>159680
saturday at 4pm i think
think movie on sunday too
>>159679
i think i could get both one day if the thing i am working on and cant talk about for fear of later being identified works
i cant get real scully because she isnt real but a girl like her
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159693
>>159692
I don't see orcs, I see a doctor and an engineer
▶ 38822f (48) No.159695>>159697
>>159688
The shape of the arms and length of the hands and fingers are a dead giveaway lad, you've been getting aroused by masculine proportions…
▶ 04364f (12) No.159696
>>159683
>Hey lad >>159646
STOP THE GAYISM
>>159682
good lad
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159697>>159699
>>159690
no lad I will not but my former therapist said I had a nice "T shape"
I think she was flirting with me tbh. She was a qt too
A missed opportunity
>>159695
DEFAMER
LIES
SLANDER
IT'S CLEARLY A FEMALE
▶ 04364f (12) No.159698>>159699 >>159700 >>159735
Jufew asked me if I wanted to go out at the weekend but neither of us could think of a place we want to go aaaaaaahhhhhhh
▶ 38822f (48) No.159699>>159701 >>159732
>>159697
As you said yourself, the dick just makes it better.
>>159698
I'm sure one of you will think of somewhere you can go even if it's just her bedroom. Spending any time together at all is the key to a healthy relationship.
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159700>>159732 >>159733 >>159735
>>159698
do you have money?
from watching films and television shows the man usually asks the human female to go to dinner with him or to get coffee (more a specifically american thing i think) or a movie
i also have gathered from reading on the internet that the man must take charge and be the one to ask do you want to go to x with me and that asking her where she wants go to is a mistake
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159701>>159703
>>159699
>As you said yourself, the dick just makes it better.
lass I was memeing.
I'm not seeing masculine hands and arms in those drawings tbh
They look delicate if anything
▶ 04364f (12) No.159702
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
a more unfortunate side effect of this is that I've had this stuck in my head all week
▶ 38822f (48) No.159703>>159704 >>159707
>>159701
I'm not judging you lad, but if boyish means delicate to you then you should at least be honest to yourself about your preferences.
▶ 04364f (12) No.159704
▶ 7e8e03 (10) No.159705>>159706
hola lads, whats good, successful af day tbf
▶ 147dca (47) No.159706>>159712
>>159705
sounds nice tbh
neeting about, too much rain to go out smh
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159707>>159708 >>159709
>>159703
I'm sorry I just don't see any masculinity in Astolfo's appearance. her arms and way too delicate looking to be male
And pic related is my preference
call me a lad lover now
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159708
>>159707
ARE way too delicate*
▶ 38822f (48) No.159709>>159710 >>159711
>>159707
Asian women look very androgynous too tbh. She's got a very bulbous nose and a thicc jawline.
▶ 04364f (12) No.159710>>159711
>>159709
> She's got a very bulbous nose and a thicc jawline.
She's CUTE
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159711>>159717
>>159709
>thicc jawline.
She would produce strong sons.
I will say though after doing some research for Astolfo on r34 I will say that her arms do look a little short/masculine tbh. Astolfo's face is still female though.
Also explain to me Astolfo's hips, why does (s)he have wide birthing hips? Further evidence that the character was drawn female and not male.
>>159710
>She's CUTE
nice 1 lad thanks for the backup
▶ 7e8e03 (10) No.159712
back too early dunno what to do
>>159706
was 7/10 tbh.
>raining
just started in best county too
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159715
>>159714
LIKE ALL HIS VIDEOS
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159716
*irons leather shield edge*
▶ 38822f (48) No.159717>>159718 >>159729
>>159711
Most of the "hip" that you're seeing in these pictures is actually just ass. Any guy can have a nice ass like that if they do enough squats. When you can make out the definition of the bone, the hips are usually drawn quite narrow.
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159718
>>159717
tbh I don't think all artist have it in mind
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159719>>159720 >>159721 >>159723 >>159729
>it's a thicc hip Pembs episode
▶ 04364f (12) No.159720>>159722
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159722>>159724
>>159721
>>159720
>it's a smug Pembs episode
▶ 38822f (48) No.159723>>159724
>>159719
Just the right amount of thicc on those hips but she's probably much thicker tbh.
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159724>>159726
>>159722
Oops
>>159723
keek are you saying she's fat? smh
▶ 38822f (48) No.159726>>159727
>>159724
I-I meant pleasantly rounded not fat, aaaaaaaaahhh.
Those are some big feet.
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159727>>159728
>>159726
She has pointy banana shoes. Reason I didn't go with that one is because I traced it tbh smh. I was afraid Anprim the bully would call me out smh
Speaking of Anprim I wonder if he's done driving yet
▶ 38822f (48) No.159728
>>159727
He's probably ackbar'd the instructor for failing him on a technicality tbh.
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159729>>159730 >>159731
>>159717
Image 1 of your post is male, I can tell by the skeletal structure.
Images 2 and 3 however definitely have a female skeletal structure. Image 3 is actually traced from an actual photo of an actual female
Image 4 could be male tbh, but a thicc one of titty skittles
Image 5 is female for sure, more stylised than the rest, but still female with those hips
I lift weights and I do squats twice a week and let me tell you, guys cannot attain a female physique(ass) from doing squats. This is because of the skeletal structure differences between male and female
>>159719
>FEMALE skeletal structure
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159730
>>159729
I traced Pembs' real body for that image, lass…
▶ 38822f (48) No.159731>>159747
>>159729
Not the skeletal structure, but boys can get the fat and muscle of a feminine-shaped ass with the right amount of exercise. It looks wider on some pictures because the flesh is pressed outwards but the hips are usually drawn boyishly.
In my experience pic 2 is the most realistic for a cuteboy and has a mild view of the genitals.
▶ 04364f (12) No.159732>>159734
>>159700
I was thinking of either a film or coffee, but I don't know too much about films, or any actually nice cafes around here. I'll have a look tomorrow.
>>159699
>Spending any time together at all is the key to a healthy relationship.
Never would have guessed
▶ 7e8e03 (10) No.159733
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159735>>159737 >>159739 >>159743
>>159700
>>159698
go for a cheeky pool swim and splash water in her face. Also make bubbles with your mouth under water and fart at the same time. She'll never know it was you.
▶ 7e8e03 (10) No.159736>>159744
i want some gold nanoparticles
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▶ 7e8e03 (10) No.159737
>>159735
this is reasonable advice tbf
▶ 04364f (12) No.159739>>159740 >>159744
>>159735
Swimming's too risky for an early date imo
▶ 7e8e03 (10) No.159740
>>159739
nah fortune favours the brave
▶ 7e8e03 (10) No.159741>>159746
▶ 04364f (12) No.159742
>>159734
is this an advert for milk
▶ 38822f (48) No.159743>>159744
>>159735
>strategies for farting discretely while on a date
I'm sure he's not a stinky boy like you lad.
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159744>>159747 >>159748
>>159736
For what purpose?
>>159739
Nah, lasses love that shit, lad. You get to compete with the other Chads and if you do well at whatever the competitions ends up being she'll be yours
Pic related, it's me coming out of the pool after pulling another lad's swim shorts off. He has to run naked to the wardrobe now. keek
>>159743
smh she'll never know it was you and I am sure there are some pheromones in there that makes her bond with you or whatever smh
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159745
smh I miss going to the pool with my brothers and friends
it's not fun anymore for me though, so I guess I just miss the fun we had back then smhhhh
▶ 04364f (12) No.159746
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159747>>159750
>>159731
>boys can get the fat and muscle of a feminine-shaped ass with the right amount of exercise
That's just not true m'lass. Men and women have different fat distribution patterns, the only a guy can get a feminine shaped is via cosmetic surgery. I've seen a lot of trannies that look like fridges. Something that no amount oestrogen or squats will fix
>It looks wider on some pictures because the flesh is pressed outwards but the hips are usually drawn boyishly.
Different artists, different artist interpretations I guess, but looking at the official art for Astolfo she's(he?) definitely has female hips
>In my experience pic 2 is the most realistic for a cuteboy
No lad has a waist like that unless they get a few ribs removed and those hips are female.
>>159744
>I am sure there are some pheromones in there that makes her bond with you or whatever smh
idk about the pheromones lad. Women like it when their man just doesn't give a fuck and farts whenever he feels like it. It's alpha when you think about, no fucks given sort of thing
seems risking doing it on the first date though
▶ dc59ec (4) No.159748
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159750>>159751
>>159747
>seems risking doing it on the first date though
DO IT DON'T BE A PUSSY
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159751>>159752
>>159750
>risking
risky*
ah fuck lad thanks for pointing out my mistake now I feel like a complete fucking tard
aaahhh
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159752>>159754
>>159751
didn't even think about it until now. Damn you're a complete fucking tard smh
▶ 5e5d09 (43) No.159756>>159759
later going to visit my brother for some din dins
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159758
boycott shampoo!
demand the REAL poo
▶ dc59ec (4) No.159759
▶ 38822f (48) No.159761>>159782
>>159749
And here are the hips on the official artwork. I think they're still too narrow to be female tbh.
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159762>>159765
>>159760
that's just photo angles you big gay transexual, i can make my own bum look like that
▶ 38822f (48) No.159765>>159766
>>159762
No you can't, and the angle can't make them fat if the arse is already flat and masculine.
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159766
>>159765
yeah it can and so can body pose, you can also make yourself look feminine with camera angles and lighting, yet it doesn't matter, the real question is how you should stop being a disgusting homosexual okay thank you
>>159764
dissapointed this wasn't le pen tbh
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159767
▶ dc59ec (4) No.159768
>>159764
thats a long couch
▶ c66001 (3) No.159769>>159770
▶ c66001 (3) No.159770
▶ 04364f (12) No.159771>>159773 >>159774
>it's a man's arses episode
see you when Neo's cooled down the gayism lads
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159773
>>159771
imagine actually putting your penis inside a mans shit filled chocolate bon bon factory
rank
▶ 38822f (48) No.159774>>159776
>>159771
I was challenged to prove my point and I've proved it tbh.
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159775
>OP has two links
TWO (2) LINKS, SCREECHING TBH
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159776
>>159774
you've proved you're a depressed person using the ideology of anime gayism as escapism tbh
▶ 38822f (48) No.159777
▶ c66001 (3) No.159778>>159781 >>159783 >>159785
>>159760
>Tfw ex gf said my arse was top notch and better than hers
I get a feel some complicated
▶ 5a2016 (5) No.159779
Tfw grown out of depression
▶ 147dca (47) No.159780
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159781>>159788
>>159778
i have too much fat there too tbh, i do lots of cardio too which doesn't help, the jews have put chemicals into the water and i will never forget what they have done to me
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159782>>159783
>>159760
1st image isn't the worst I've seen but it's the small waist that helps and the waist looks small because of the angle. I can still tell it's a male quite easily
The 2nd is just an epic disaster
>>159761
deffo female(female)
▶ 38822f (48) No.159783>>159784 >>159788
>>159778
It's lucky 22st isn't here to see that lad…
>>159782
Astolfo has a penis, I'm sorry lad.
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159784>>159787
>>159783
show me her official penis
▶ 852fd7 (3) No.159785>>159786 >>159788
>>159778
Better to just take it as a compliment lad, girls like a nice arse on a man
tfw my gf told me she fondles my arse when I'm asleep
▶ b0f5ec (40) No.159786>>159793
>>159785
she wants to peg you probably
▶ 38822f (48) No.159787
>>159784
They don't draw official penises lad, typemoon might write borderline fapfiction but it's not visually explicit smh.
▶ bb4d4d (4) No.159788>>159789 >>159790
>>159781
Fencing gave me big thighs and a sculpted butt and if the wimmen like it they can like it
>>159783
I'm not going to post my arse I've learnt my lesson from the LEG POSTING smh it is a blight upon me
>>159785
Tbh just more of me to love
▶ 38822f (48) No.159789>>159795 >>159798
Smh.
>>159788
I feel you lad, but I fear 22st will create an artist's interpretation anyway aaahhh.
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159790>>159792
>>159788
i have a bigger butt and tits than my gf
she's flat
▶ dc59ec (4) No.159791
this is all too queer, im off to spoons
▶ bb4d4d (4) No.159792>>159794
▶ 852fd7 (3) No.159793
>>159786
No she doesn't lad, real life isn't like the porn you watch
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159794
>>159792
no just unique and really short
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159795>>159796
>>159789
That's completely taken out of context. We were arguing if Astolfo was drawn as a female or not.
smh
▶ 38822f (48) No.159796>>159800
>>159795
Astolfo is drawn as Astolfo, you're lusting after a biological male reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
▶ 38822f (48) No.159797>>159800
Actually I should be encouraging this point of view. It shouldn't be gay to like Astolfo.
▶ bb4d4d (4) No.159798
>>159789
He'll Do it anyway
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159800>>159803
>>159796
>you're lusting after a biological male
I never once said I was lusting after anything. All I said was that Astolfo looks female and was drawn as a female.
>>159797
It shouldn't because they drew a female.
▶ 8082b6 (13) No.159801>>159802 >>159818
wait why was one of the wombles black
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159802
>>159801
Britain was always multicultural lad
▶ 38822f (48) No.159803>>159807 >>159810
>>159800
The bullies all but banned me from posting Astolfo because they said it's a dude smh.
▶ 147dca (47) No.159807>>159809
▶ 38822f (48) No.159809
>>159807
But it's drawn female lad.
▶ a05c1b (35) No.159810>>159812
>>159803
>posting a female anime character is not allowed
Why does /newbrit/ hate anime girls? HMM
▶ 38822f (48) No.159812
>>159810
They must be gay tbh.
▶ 38822f (48) No.159813
▶ bb4d4d (4) No.159818