7ee919 No.159102
1e613c No.159103
1st for superior white women
38822f No.159106
First for white women are superior.
3ba0fc No.159109
Oh
it appears a thread was already made
*joins*
7ee919 No.159110
is this now /starbrit/ for fucks sake
3720aa No.159112
>>159102
LAAAAAAAAAAD YOU DID IT
147dca No.159113
druids tbh
>not letting herts make the thread
T H I R S T Y
38822f No.159114
>>159110
All my threads will be prequel editions.
7ee919 No.159115
>>159104
titties are titties lad.
>>159105
special brew
>>159107
…
852fd7 No.159116
>>159107
I dont know why bother with it, a real grill is so much better
1e613c No.159117
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>prequelfags
it autismining
7ee919 No.159118
7ee919 No.159119
>>159116
livestreamed bazoombas are better than no bazoombas tho
db2685 No.159120
>>159105
I think I remember looking this up and finding out they didn't, maybe on horseback but most likely just for jousting tournaments
7ee919 No.159121
db2685 No.159122
>>159103
TICK TOCK SHE NEEDS THAT WHITE COCK
7ee919 No.159123
3ba0fc No.159124
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>>159110
>taking issue with prequelkino
>>159114
I'm ok with this
>>159116
Anything is better tbh
>>159117
>not posting the best one
3720aa No.159125
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db2685 No.159127
ahhhhhhhhhhh I am so shy I can't send her a single message
147dca No.159128
season one episode 20 "There but for the grace of god" is probably my favourite season one SG-1 episode tbh
alternate reality episodes are always so much better, like the star trek one
7ee919 No.159129
>>159124
its kino in general i dont like lad, you can keep your newfangled talking kinetoscope recordings.
3720aa No.159130
>that giggle when she reads a message from bigus wangus
it's working
7ee919 No.159131
>>159127
what could you possibly want to say to a camwhore that could ever be more embarrassing than camwhoring itself
38822f No.159132
>>159127
She doesn't want your messages, she wants your money.
7ee919 No.159133
>>159130
make her get her baps out
7ee919 No.159135
>>159132
most women do tbf
db2685 No.159136
>>159109
I'm so glad you changed from that weird mutt woman I always forget to Diana. At least Diana is cute which I can appreciate even though she's a slav.
also since you avatarfag her I think you look like her IRL
1e613c No.159137
>>159122
I'd be willing to sacrifice myself to satisfy Gins. Not sure if I'm tall enough for her though
>>159124
A beautiful video that. it's change my stance on the prequels
db2685 No.159138
>>159132
keek I'd never pay her money. I fucking hate spending money smh
>>159131
I don't know. She's a womyn
3720aa No.159139
db2685 No.159140
>>159139
OH GOD PLEASE NO
>>159137
>I'd be willing to sacrifice myself to satisfy Gins. Not sure if I'm tall enough for her though
happy tears tbh lad. DO IT. She's too old now she can't pick and choose anymore
7ee919 No.159142
>>159138
… GROW A PAIR
>>159139
spherecuck get out
db2685 No.159143
>Tiger mask
that's actually really cool
db2685 No.159144
>>159141
What's that? Why are their tummies bare like that? Really unflattering tummies smh
3ba0fc No.159145
>>159127
normally I;'d tell you man up and not be a faggot but I don't know how anything worthy can come out of this tbh
>>159129
It's true the kino meme has killed /tv/ smh but you know I'm a SHITposter after all
>>159136
DON'T bully Frances I still love her she just isn't on tv anymore smh
Diana is still relevant lmao tbh
I don't avatarfag ahhhh also how would I look like her I'm a Turkish-born German not a slav smh
7ee919 No.159147
>>159143
dying in fancy dress would be shameful af though
3ba0fc No.159148
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>>159137
They're quite nice tbh
147dca No.159149
>XSGCOM will never be finished
>XSGCOM will never be televised
smh
3720aa No.159150
>>159140
ack I thought my line about her not being flat would get a cheeky peak at her curves but smh tbh she saw through it
7ee919 No.159151
147dca No.159153
>>159145
>turkraut
>>159147
>not dressing your fanciest for the battlefield so you have something good to kill and die in
3ba0fc No.159154
>>159152
>liking a womyn because of politics
>not because of 4d thottery
pleb
1e613c No.159155
>>159150
she has a bf lad she wouldnt do that
7ee919 No.159157
>>159152
i want an eastern euro hooker to inject me with a smack overdose in a dingy dutch motel, we cant all get what we want.
147dca No.159158
3ba0fc No.159159
>>159153
haha only kidding lad
>tfw yw KEBAB diana
3720aa No.159160
>>159155
didn't she do it before?
db2685 No.159161
>>159147
why? I am sure glorious Nips will go to Valhalla. Unlike Jews.
>>159152
missed opportunity
>>159154
Is that a tattoo? For fuck's sake tummy ruined 0/10 wouldn't lick
3ba0fc No.159162
>>159157
>smack
>not heroin
7ee919 No.159164
147dca No.159165
>>159163
>you might not like it but this is what peak berserker looks like
7ee919 No.159166
>>159161
but dying dressed as a zoo animal smh
38822f No.159167
>onii-chan comes into my room to borrow one of my blankets
>pulls it out of the top of my wardrobe
>my entire mtg collections falls out and scatters all over the floor
3ba0fc No.159168
>>159161
ah shit didn't see it
dropped tbh Diana can gtfo
>>159164
confusingposting bestposting
db2685 No.159169
>>159166
animals have always symbolised things, lad. They're not just dumb animals, and even if they were I don't think a tiger is very dishonourable.
Apparently dragonflies are very popular on Samurai armour because they can't fly backwards and thus symbolises not retreating on a battlefield.
7ee919 No.159170
>>159169
maybe its because the japs are feminine
3720aa No.159171
ack she's getting boring now, this flat earth stuff is dull
1e613c No.159172
>>159154
Ginnie is really pretty. her political views are a bonus
>>159157
That sounds cheap and easily doable tbh. Follow your dreams
>>159160
probably she is a former cam model. Her tits arent great tbh
>>159161
>missed opportunity
nah lad its never too late for Ginnie
>>159167
lmao fuckin nerdy cunt
1e613c No.159173
7ee919 No.159175
>>159172
i dont have a passport lass so getting to the netherlands would be a hassle
db2685 No.159176
3720aa No.159177
>>159173
I might try to make her nazbol
38822f No.159178
>>159172
Don't bully me I haven't looked at them in about ten years aaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
7ee919 No.159179
>>159167
magic? sick ones but its too expensive id rather snort £100 than spend it on booster packs
147dca No.159180
>>159177
didn't evalion basically follow this exact route
7ee919 No.159181
>>159176
just thinking aloud
7ee919 No.159182
>>159177
i cant think if any worse way to spend your time lad.
04c049 No.159183
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>#45 on trending
>YT will still remove it
3720aa No.159184
>>159182
you are not wrong
3ba0fc No.159185
>computer crashes with no survivors
roo
Stop orbiting lads cmon
>>159172
>really pretty
Is she though? no is the answer
>>159174
You're gunna regret that, buster
>bullying a weak defenceless lass like that
>>159177
But that's my shtick lad smh tbh
db2685 No.159186
>>159181
druids had horns and shiet and boars, lad… I don't think this attack on the honourary aryans is fair
3ba0fc No.159187
3720aa No.159188
>>159185
you're nazbol in a gay way tbh
db2685 No.159189
>>159185
I'm not bullying her. BIG HEAD means BIG BRAINS.
1e613c No.159190
>>159175
passports are cheap, whats stopping you?
>>159178
*Bullies Neo and sells his nerd cards on ebay*
>>159177
>she complains about not having money
>she dreams about traveling to shitholes
>she mentions she buys *crystals*
fucking millennials
7ee919 No.159191
>>159186
>wearing skins and horns of actual animals
>wearing expensive and ostentatious armour that looks like a zoo animal
ill take the bear skins and deerboi horns tbh
1e613c No.159193
>>159185
lad Ginnie is top tier. She's cute af and redpilled
I don't have many Ginnies left cause I deleted my Ginnie folder trying to get away from her but im back I guess smh
7ee919 No.159194
>>159187
*fag
>>159190
gotta have an interview to get it, dont trust the authoritays, its £80, i dont like crossing the channel, euros annoy me, etc
7ee919 No.159195
>>159193
>top tier
bull
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i
t
db2685 No.159196
>>159167
Luckily it wasn't something even more embarrassing…
>>159190
is that image one of your fetishes, lass?
1e613c No.159198
>>159196
yeah I like tickling lasses
1e613c No.159199
>doesnt want a career or job
>wants to create her own business
HOLY FUCK THIS LASS KEK
3ba0fc No.159200
>>159186
The honourably aryan meme is stupid tbh
Japs are barbaric weird fucks even if they're good by East Asian standards. Only a few reach our level tbh
>>159188
*sends you to the gulag*
>>159189
She perfect and you ruined her
>>159193
She's hit the wall and "redpilled" women is a dumb meme
If your heart is set then do something about it tbh. Unless you're a man let, she hates those. In that case kill yourself
>>159194
Why thank you lad
*smokes fag*
7ee919 No.159201
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147dca No.159203
1e613c No.159204
>>159200
>She's hit the wall
lad no I can fix that. I'm not a manlet but im a neet. ill message her when ive got a job
ill save Ginnie
db2685 No.159205
>>159199
>just wants to create a business
>have no plans or knowledge
smhhhh I bet it will just happen upon her
>>159200
Don't respond to me, lad
>>159191
>zoo animal
tigers kill people in the wild, lad
Celtic people had horns. They even had birds and boars on their helmets.
db2685 No.159207
>>159202
hey lass
*pulls up your shirt and gives your exposed tummy a raspberry*
796353 No.159208
>>159100
>German ‘Jihadi Bride’ Linda Wenzel Could Face Death Penalty in Iraq
b0f5ec No.159209
7ee919 No.159210
>>159205
>huge bird to deflect crushing blows to the head
seems sensible
1e613c No.159211
>>159202
How does it feel knowing that King Kong-un is taking the asian lasses?
2a60c6 No.159213
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>>159207
what the fuck
>>159206
yeah tbh
>tfw no early 2000s music again
3720aa No.159214
>fun meeting you
My work here is done
3ba0fc No.159215
rite i must begone away
>>159202
hullo lad
>>159204
>I can fix biology
Seriously though 'redpilled' woman is a meme and you shouldn't go after someone based on it only
>>159205
>implying it's an option
3720aa No.159216
db2685 No.159217
>>159214
Now you have to take responsibility, lad. She is your kin. You have to impregnate her
>>159215
later BO
2a60c6 No.159218
3720aa No.159220
>>159217
Soon, she will forever cherish the memory of Big Wang, and remember the ancient mantra "No one says no to Captain Big Wang"
147dca No.159221
>gay niggers from outer space
7ee919 No.159222
>>159215
see ya prick ditch
1e613c No.159223
>>159218
arent you the chink poster that gave me yellow fever?
2a60c6 No.159224
7ee919 No.159226
>>159220
was big wang her chinese physiotherapist
1e613c No.159227
>>159215
Ginnie is super cute her being redpilled is jsuta bonus. not required.
bye lad
db2685 No.159228
>>159220
Gooooooooooood lad
1e613c No.159230
>>159228
>>159229
I like it. Send it to her
3720aa No.159231
2a60c6 No.159232
db2685 No.159233
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeek look at these tiny baby horns. Do you think people bullied him for them? Even horsies had bigger horns
db2685 No.159235
>>159230
I'm too shy, lass
>>159232
what
*farts*
3720aa No.159236
>>159230
I'd do it but I left the chat
147dca No.159237
>>159233
bug antenna rather than horns
maybe the tips held plumes too
7ee919 No.159238
>>159232
wherefore art thou
db2685 No.159240
These are actually really cool
>everyone knows Vikangs didn't have horned helmets now
>their bronze age ancestors did
db2685 No.159241
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3720aa No.159243
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Italian gun laws seem quite interesting tbh
>tfw no cheap russian guns and obscure pistols
argh I want cheap guns
db2685 No.159244
3720aa No.159245
>>159238
wherefore means why
3de47b No.159246
>>159238
bumped into these today lad. thought they might be your sort of thing
7ee919 No.159247
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7ee919 No.159249
>>159246
holy canoly
>>159245
i know, thats why i used it
147dca No.159250
>>159240
tbf the vikangs etc did but only ceremonial ones which were based off of or maybe even the same as their ancestor's ones here
>>159241
>angry moth helmet
7ee919 No.159251
3720aa No.159252
>>159249
just when he said i'm outside it just seemed weird tbh.
7ee919 No.159253
>>159252
thought he meant lile offskies tbh
db2685 No.159254
>>159248
You're going on a date?
>>159250
>tbf the vikangs etc did but only ceremonial ones which were based off of or maybe even the same as their ancestor's ones here
Haven't seen those, but I was referring to the ones that were used in battle. Not that the ones I linked were either.
7ee919 No.159255
speaking of vikangs this is 9.99/10
3720aa No.159257
>>159255
we wuz dark vikangs
2a60c6 No.159258
>>159254
>You're going on a date?
I'm going regardless, I am considering asking her about a date though
b0f5ec No.159259
THE NEVERENDING STORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOAHAHAOOOAHAHAHH
db2685 No.159262
7ee919 No.159263
tbf viking blonde is the worst one
7ee919 No.159264
>>159258
fill me in lad wagwan
3de47b No.159265
>>159251
Cheers lad, they're my pride and joy. Will prolly look pretty good with the next jacket I got planned
>>159258
LAAAAAAAAAAAAD
even if she's jewish I'm happy to hear about it.
that being said you shouldn't be so formal. Just put the sexual pressure on her and see where it all goes I M O
3720aa No.159266
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>tfw not a brit in italy with a big comfy gun range and a comfy gun collection and friends who like playing with guns
smh tbh
7ee919 No.159269
brb going to get a rice krispie bar and strawberry yop.
147dca No.159270
*wears 2 dressing gowns and a blanket*
getting chilly in the old cottage lads
3720aa No.159271
7ee919 No.159272
>>159270
*is still in shorts*
8968bd No.159273
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147dca No.159276
>>159273
didn't leave forever then lad?
3de47b No.159277
>>159270
where's the hot water bottle lad
>>159273
Morning lad. Where ya been?
>>159274
You don't know the half of it lad
e6e035 No.159278
>>159268
[latent paedophilia intensifies]
db2685 No.159279
>>159268
What?
>>159270
comfy, lad.
>>159274
fuck you
>>159273
hey, lad. come back to us
db2685 No.159280
>>159268
Why does she wear the lead?
8968bd No.159281
>>159275
*nods and speaks in policeman voice* wots all this then
>>159276
can't lad, need to practice responsibility now the misses has a kiddo brewing
>>159277
alight lad just took a break back now
>>159279
anything for you boss
1e613c No.159282
147dca No.159283
>>159277
I've got one somewhere tbh, might put it in the bed in a bit and try it out
>>159280
more importantly what's that atomic structure?
>>159281
nice one lad, do your part for the hwhite race
3de47b No.159284
>>159281
Oh it's the (b)imposter right?
>>159283
Ain't nothing like a hot water bottle tbh.
7ee919 No.159285
>>159277
true smh.
>>159279
CUNT
>>159281
just being law abiding citizens not breaking any laws
b0f5ec No.159286
==THE NEVERENDING STORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOAHAHAOOOAHAHAHH==>>159285
7ee919 No.159287
>>159283
ephedrine or adrenaline
db2685 No.159288
>>159282
you just want to slap that flabby tummy tbh smh
147dca No.159290
>>159287
hm it does say adrenaline on that inadequate torso garment
7ee919 No.159292
>>159290
is that what it says wew
8968bd No.159293
>>159283
She doesn't know it yet but as soon as the kid is out I'm putting another in. One midwife can't restrain me.
>>159285
*sniffs you* no illegal substances young man. Don't want to pay you down
>>159284
Lad I'm the real deal
>>159291
Nice titties there lad
fcd8a8 No.159294
7ee919 No.159295
>>159293
*legs it*
BOYS RUN THE GAFFERS ARE ERE
7ee919 No.159296
>>159294
alright charles bronson
1e613c No.159297
>>159288
who wouldnt
it looks soft
3de47b No.159298
>>159291
>>159293
well that's all the evidence I need tbf
>>159294
Y O O O O O
8968bd No.159299
>>159295
*waves fist in the air* you can run all you like young man. I know your mother
b0f5ec No.159300
>>159298
evidence for what
3720aa No.159301
3de47b No.159302
7ee919 No.159303
>>159298
>cleavage gusset like a cattle trough
disgusting
db2685 No.159304
>>159294
hey lass: nige started
>>159297
Keek. I don't want to touch it for pleasure. I hate chinks
8968bd No.159305
>>159300
she is my mummy now
7ee919 No.159306
>>159299
*hands myself in*
fcd8a8 No.159307
>>159296
smh atleast charles bronson is cool
>>159298
lAAAAAAAAASSSS what it do?
>>159301
wag1 lad
>>159304
ah i dont really care about politics anymore tbh, anyway whats up?
b0f5ec No.159308
THE NEVERENDING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
db2685 No.159309
>>159307
>anyway whats up?
Nige :^)
what about you, lass
3de47b No.159310
>>159303
aye. she should keep them to herself tbh
>>159307
It simply does lad
I'm leaving to have a wander with the lads in anywhere between 7-20 minutes tbh. Other than that it's the standard studying thing tbh
yourself?
1e613c No.159311
>>159304
chinks are white though
147dca No.159313
db2685 No.159314
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>should we legalise drugs?
It's an episode for you lads I guess smh smh
>>159311
They're not WASPs
fcd8a8 No.159315
>>159309
>Nige :^)
cheeky bastard
anyway, im alright lad
>>159310
>It simply does lad
thats a good way to put it, about the same for me. Been feeling more anxious around my freinds of late especially the lasses tbh for no real reason, i think i need to look into some help tbh.
>>159314
>It's an episode for you lads I guess smh smh
where does he talk about it?
db2685 No.159316
>>159315
>where does he talk about it?
In the video I linked
3de47b No.159317
>>159314
BASED
the answer of course is no because then they stop being TOTALLY COOL
>>159315
What's bogging you down lad? They giving you the cold shoulder?
fcd8a8 No.159318
>>159314
>"i hate drugs, i cant stand it"
:^(
b0f5ec No.159319
https://8ch.net/tv/res/895239.html#895269
only fools and horses is popular in the balkans apparently
strange
3de47b No.159320
>>159319
It makes perfect sense to me lad
fcd8a8 No.159321
>>159316
i meant what time in the video does he start to talk about them
>>159317
dunno lad, i'm just retarded tbh
db2685 No.159322
>>159321
>i meant what time in the video does he start to talk about them
the entire stream is dedicated to it, lad.
fcd8a8 No.159323
>>159322
yeah i didnt check before i asked lad
3de47b No.159324
>>159321
Fair play lad. You shouldn't think about these sorts of things any more than it's necessary though tbh it's usually never necessary at all tbh
Just operate in the world as you please and let other say it to your face when they have a problem tbh
>just remembered lad being passive aggressive to me on the bus
ooooooh I oughtve smacked him
3de47b No.159325
alright lads I'm off out. Cya either 9 or 11ish tbh
147dca No.159326
fcd8a8 No.159327
>>159324
>about these sorts of things any more than it's necessary though tbh
what you on bout
>Just operate in the world as you please and let other say it to your face when they have a problem tbh
will do
>>159325
seeya
db2685 No.159328
7ee919 No.159329
7ee919 No.159330
fcd8a8 No.159331
>>159330
i just cant let go for some reason smh. whats up lad?
7ee919 No.159332
>>159325
bye you ditch prick
7ee919 No.159333
7ee919 No.159334
>>159331
not much lad, coughing my guts up at the park like an old man. how are you overall?
147dca No.159335
>summon a formless being from the void whose sole purpose in life is to devour the living
>turn it into a frog
top kek
>cthulhu cultists are horny tentaclepr0n japs
fcd8a8 No.159337
>>159333
checked
>>159334
> coughing my guts up at the park like an old man
worth it to look cool when smoking tbh. Im a little under flatline okay tbh, not bad by anymeans though
7ee919 No.159338
lads…
SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS EFFECTIVE ANTIDEPRESSANT
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/09/170919140416.htm
>Sleep deprivation - typically administered in controlled, inpatient settings - rapidly reduces symptoms of depression in roughly half of depression patients, according the first meta-analysis on the subject in nearly 30 years.
this is counterintuitive as heck
7ee919 No.159339
>>159337
i look cool when doing anything lad :^)
>ok
fair enough lass. been to the boobdoctors yet?
3720aa No.159340
7ee919 No.159341
>>159340
seems like some bullshit to me tbh
1e613c No.159342
>>159338
>That's it goy, lack of sleep means you will lose your depression. It also means you'll have more time to work. A win win oy vey
*slays (((You)))*
7ee919 No.159343
>>159342
*gets by on 3-6 hours a night and one cull 24hr of sleep a week*
i dont think their wrong, im chipper as fuck most of the time
db2685 No.159344
>>159342
prefer the look of rotella and Indian shields tbh
fcd8a8 No.159345
>>159338
this can't be true tbh
>>159339
>i look cool when doing anything lad :^)
tbf you are a cool lass
>been to the boobdoctors yet?
Fuck, been putting it off, i will book something tommorrow
7ee919 No.159346
>>159345
dunno the more i think about it the more it makes sense
>sleep less
>body makes more adrenaline to compensate
etc etc
>putting it off
ill give you some cheese and hash if you do it asap.
7ee919 No.159347
>Although total sleep deprivation or partial sleep deprivation can produce clinical improvement in depression symptoms within 24 hours
>total
alright now im suspicious
7ee919 No.159348
salted caramel is a memie
fcd8a8 No.159349
>>159346
>dunno the more i think about it the more it makes sense
yeah but all the lack of sleep means your body doesn't have time to recover from shit tbh
>ill give you some cheese and hash if you do it asap.
isnt Cheese smack? Sorry lass im not very down with the lingo but i plan to go tomorow morning tbh, i'll try my best not to forget
7ee919 No.159351
hmmm the source is bulletproof but the meta analysis itself is flawed
>ibuprofen is effective antidepressant
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141021101506.htm
>Ordinary over the counter painkillers and anti-inflammatory drugs purchased from pharmacies may also be effective in the treatment of people suffering of depression.
1e613c No.159352
>>159350
Welcome to the imperium lass
db2685 No.159353
>>159350
>it's a thief episode
38822f No.159354
>>159352
>tfw no cute japanese bf
Aaaahhh smh.
>>159353
You do it all the time and Crusaders Cross is my friend tbh.
7ee919 No.159355
>>159349
thats the suspicious part - maybe one night awake would help some sad cunts.
>smack
no lad smh, swiss blue cheese.
72226b No.159356
>>159354
>>tfw no cute japanese bf
vev
7ee919 No.159357
>>159355
>sages instead of spoilering
reeeee
db2685 No.159358
>>159354
>and Crusaders Cross is my friend tbh.
and you stole from him smh. That is even worse
fcd8a8 No.159359
>>159355
>maybe one night awake would help some sad cunts.
yeah, i think if you did it once in a while it might help tbh just not consitent day after day
>swiss blue cheese.
very nice lass
7ee919 No.159361
worst analogy of 2017
>Kalra's solid-state supercapacitor is like putting shredded wheat in the bowl, instead of cornflakes. The open architecture lets the milk permeate and coat the cereal, much like the ionogel permeates the carbon fiber mat in Kalra's solid-state supercapacitor
817094 No.159362
>>159355
Fill me in m8 - what's the difference between this britpol and the other Britpol
3720aa No.159363
fcd8a8 No.159364
>>159362
this one is more shitposting and more degenerate
3720aa No.159365
7ee919 No.159366
>>159362
[suspicion rises]
you tell me
1e613c No.159367
By the year 2050 this is what the average European will look like, and it's beautiful
7ee919 No.159368
817094 No.159369
7ee919 No.159371
>>159369
youre damn right it is
817094 No.159372
>>159371
Why tho
Like srsly how does this even work
>>159370
I wasn't even aware newbrit existed, and this guy's posting in both!
7ee919 No.159373
>>159359
huh, cheese is yank for heroin bashed with nytols, ive learned something today.
7ee919 No.159374
>>159372
dont ask me lad i dont work here
3720aa No.159375
>>159372
the duality of brits
fcd8a8 No.159376
>>159373
yeah i saw it on a documentary
817094 No.159379
>>159374
You're like half of all the posts m8
>>159375
Ayup you ever had a wild boar burger? Found one up market earlier and was proper nice, but honestly the guy serving it to me was South African.
7ee919 No.159380
db2685 No.159381
>>159372
>I wasn't even aware newbrit existed, and this guy's posting in both!
what no I'm not smh
3720aa No.159382
>>159379
I have not ever had a boar burger, what did you have it with?
b0f5ec No.159383
>tfw you will never be Captain Jack Sparrow
I'd take up drinking for that tbh even though I hate the stuff I'd be willing to do it since you can't be Jack without drinking.
817094 No.159384
>>159380
yw m8
>>159381
Kiss my sweaty ballsack, you know you're lyin, why you actin like you're no
>>159382
Cheese and Onions. Took all my strength not to ask if it was named after the chef, mainly cause I'm not a poof and didna want him to think I was tryin somethin.
7ee919 No.159385
>>159383
you need to do pirate activities rather than drink methinks - drinking is merely an accompaniment to general piracy.
db2685 No.159386
>>159384
Who is this weird lad? leave me alone
fcd8a8 No.159387
>>159377
clippers are functionally superior in everyway
04c049 No.159388
>>159350
I wish I could work in a Kimchi factory to help boost the DPRKs production smh
db2685 No.159389
>it's a I postpone doing something that takes 5 minutes for weeks
>this also caused me stress for all those weeks
FUCKING HELL
7ee919 No.159390
>>159384
i shall get my (100) and you shall help me towards it.
fcd8a8 No.159391
3720aa No.159392
>>159384
kek lad, u sure it wasn't a boer burger
817094 No.159393
>>159390
Duck you'd best be fuckin payin for that, I ain't some tart.
3720aa No.159394
b0f5ec No.159396
7ee919 No.159397
>>159393
>not a tart
ill pay you and then you will be a tart
817094 No.159398
>>159397
canna pay me in chips either m8
7ee919 No.159399
>>159396
have you been drinking tonight?
b0f5ec No.159400
Super secret tweeeeeeeest ending
I actually succeeded at hanging myself earlier and am currently a ghost but don't realise it.
db2685 No.159401
>>159394
secret, lad
>>159391
smh what's wrong with us
3720aa No.159402
>>159400
woowooOoOOooOWoOooOoOooO
7ee919 No.159403
>>159398
ill pay you in white like a proper whore
817094 No.159404
>>159403
I worked hard for my body m8 and I ain't doin a long term Skeletor cosplay for no reason
b0f5ec No.159405
>>159399
I have never drunk once in my life.
I would like to try rum because I watched PoTC and am into that kind of thing. A while back I wanted to drink mead for some reason I don't remember.
Everytime I watch Rocky I decide I am going to become a boxer.
1e613c No.159406
>>159400
>I actually succeeded at hanging myself earlier
There's always gonna be a lass out there for you lad. You just have to look for her and that's something you can't do when you're dead
7ee919 No.159407
5a2016 No.159408
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"What am i going to do all day…what am i going to do all day…."
7ee919 No.159409
>>159404
*has beer belly*
hmm i wish it worked that way
817094 No.159410
Why are there no decent flags for SoT
7ee919 No.159411
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817094 No.159413
>>159409
How the fuck do you manage that on coke? Do you gear up exclusively in fuckin Greggs?
>>159412
M8 we invent the fuckin spitfire and give the world Robbie Williams and you don't know what SoT stands for?
7ee919 No.159414
>>159411
>>159410
add one to the flag thread you dingus
817094 No.159415
>>159414
M8 literally found out this place existed like 10 minutes ago
3720aa No.159416
>>159415
mate how did you not know about this place
817094 No.159417
>>159416
Passively got mentioned on /brit/
7ee919 No.159418
>>159413
yeah basically - mainly work smh, eat and drink shit all day, drink 6 pints a night, etc
>robbie
>spitfire
>sot
stockton on tees?
fcd8a8 No.159419
>>159401
weak willed and a lack of enthusiasm for life
>>159407
this tbh,
>>159411
nah waifuposter should definatly take ayahausca with a rainforest shaman tbh
817094 No.159420
>>159418
You ever been fisted with a ceramic hand?
7ee919 No.159421
>>159417
>not discovering it through numerological portents
passive, kek
817094 No.159422
>>159421
Literally found it in my trawling for PS4 ppl tbh
7ee919 No.159423
>>159420
no but ive put 2cb up my poop chute
817094 No.159425
>>159423
>>159424
Literally all I'm gonna do is play Cottonfield One and shitpost until I get a decent crew. Worked on every single MMO I've played.
fcd8a8 No.159427
7ee919 No.159428
>>159425
i cant help lad im still trying to do all 10 pirate quests on pirates gold off of the megadrive
7ee919 No.159430
>>159427
B
U
T
T
R
O
C
K
ET
!!!!!!
db2685 No.159431
>>159421
>Then consider me an enemy. Vanlad will get what's coming to him. I have associates who know his associates, remember? Would be a shame if someone found out about his illegal business practices and drug use. That's all I have to say on the matter.
What did TBBK mean by this?
147dca No.159432
>>159431
maybe he means he was a spy all along even while larping as a dafty and meeting me briefly and is going to get the thought police back on my tail?
7ee919 No.159433
>>159431
some delusion no doubt.
3720aa No.159434
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WE'RE SINGING FOR ENGLAND
IN GEEER LAAND
7ee919 No.159435
>>159431
also top kek, all my old friends are naughtier lads than me in any case.
b0f5ec No.159436
Oh I would give anything for one kiss of those beautiful lips.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN IN THE X-FILES DIMENSION WHERE SCULLY IS A REAL FLESH AND BLOOD PERSON
817094 No.159438
>>159435
Honestly I'm gonna get all philosophical, but didn't Goebbles warn us?
fcd8a8 No.159439
7ee919 No.159440
>>159438
*humours you*
how so
147dca No.159444
817094 No.159445
>>159440
all that weird moral shit which is basically just backstabbing in disguise
7ee919 No.159446
7ee919 No.159447
>>159444
if at first you dont succeed
>>159445
maybe lad, freud probably has a pertinent observation about it too.
817094 No.159449
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fcd8a8 No.159455
>>159452
cute rasta lion tbh
7ee919 No.159456
>>159454
>dat bonanza exp from 20.0 kd ratio
smh
3ba0fc No.159458
>vanlad is a third of this thread
>>159454
yeah they just completely encircled the Romans and gradually hacked them to do death while they were panicking
Hannibal was a great tactical general although he wasn't a great general strategically tbh
7ee919 No.159459
>>159458
:D
youre welcome lass, im going to bed imminently tho
db2685 No.159460
>>159458
>Hannibal was a great tactical general although he wasn't a great general strategically tbh
db2685 No.159461
>deletes some but not all of Vanlad's post over night just to make sure he doesn't break my record
3720aa No.159462
>>159454
I remember listening about this and it sounded horrific tbh.
fcd8a8 No.159463
>>159458
better then gayposting tbh
>>159459
>im going to bed imminently tho
shame lad how expensive is ketamine?
db2685 No.159464
>>159462
> listening
?
yeah. It's kind of hard to imagine it You'd think they'd manage to break through the relatively thin line around them when they became desperate.
7ee919 No.159465
>>159463
>shame
im going to nawth laaahhndaaann tomorrow bright and early smh, need my beauty sleep.
>spoiler
£5-60/g, highly connection dependent
1e613c No.159466
Goodnight everyone. I hope you sleep well and have a good day tomorrow.
db2685 No.159467
7ee919 No.159468
db2685 No.159469
smh she posts cute anime girls, she has to be a girl
7ee919 No.159470
3ba0fc No.159471
>>159459
Nah stay up lad, be a madman
>>159460
He was great a winning individual battles but failed to press the advantage. He could never actually threatened Rome itself and end the war in Carthage's favour, no matter how many victories he won on the battlefield. Which is why Rome eventually won tbh
>>159463
oh absolutely
I don't think when I choose my images tbh. It's just that all of my fresh Dianas are sad :^((((
>>159466
night
7ee919 No.159472
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damn, niggas wanna stick me for ma paper
3720aa No.159473
>>159464
podcast/audio book about it. Wasn't it in a sandstorm or something full of dust and the romans couldn't see more than a couple of metres around them?
7ee919 No.159474
>>159471
nah got 300 miles to do tomorrow, up in your ends, not safe to be a tired bellend.
db2685 No.159475
>>159471
>He was great a winning individual battles but failed to press the advantage. He could never actually threatened Rome itself and end the war in Carthage's favour, no matter how many victories he won on the battlefield. Which is why Rome eventually won tbh
Keek. he came to Rome but then had no idea how to capture it? Certainly he had done sieges before?
fcd8a8 No.159476
>>159465
>London
might as well just go to Scotland if your going that far north tbh?
>spoiler
wow thats quite the spread
>>159466
knight
>>159471
ah fair enough, hows i going?
db2685 No.159477
>>159473
Wikipedia describes the armies kicking up dust which was then blowing in the wind making it hard to see very far but I don't think it was that inconvenient. obviously it didn't make things better and might have made them blind to the African flank infantry that was just waiting to envelope them
3720aa No.159478
>>159477
Guess I'm thinking of a dramatised version. Still I heard it was rather gruesome for the Romans tbh.
7ee919 No.159479
>>159476
fuck that, scotland a shit
>spread
ive just asked and its £40/g from a po22 link. thats probably accurate for your way too.
fcd8a8 No.159480
>>159479
agreed tbh
>spoils
fuck, i was hoping it was cheaper tbh. SMH
db2685 No.159481
>>159478
must have been yeah, I am a bit confused by flanking, especially with formations that large tbh. You'd think people would be able to look around them and at least fight back against the people flanking them, right? Given the large amount of casualties it just seems like they kind of gave up
3ba0fc No.159483
>>159474
kek alright lad >tfw I sleep in tomorrow
>>159475
He didn't even siege Rome, he couldn't make it there in the first place for strategic reasons.
>>159476
Good, all things considered. Got tomorrow and Friday off school so I'll be out doing stuff
7ee919 No.159484
>>159480
well its 1oz/£390, which is like £15/g
3720aa No.159485
>>159481
I think they just couldn't escape, surrounded on all sides by Hannibal's forces and they couldn't do anything but get slaughtered.
db2685 No.159486
>>159485
they could fight back smh. I guess they did but the desperation made them unable to do so properly and a lot of people might just have tried to push through without fighting
>>159483
>He didn't even siege Rome, he couldn't make it there in the first place for strategic reasons.
keek what the fuck? How did he get over the Alps then?
fcd8a8 No.159487
>>159483
Fun fun fun, what you gunna get up to?
>>159484
i dont have enough money to pay for anything anywhere near an ouncesmh why do these things have to be so expensive smh
fcd8a8 No.159490
>>159489
night lass, good luck in LAAANNNNDHAAAAN
3720aa No.159491
>>159486
from what I remember Hannibal baited the roman infantry into pressing into the centre of an encirclement and getting compacted into a slaughter zone.
7ee919 No.159492
>>159490
smh its technically hertfordshire
>>159491
good tactic tbf
fcd8a8 No.159493
>>159492
>hertfordshire
god i hate people from Hertfordshire tbh
3ba0fc No.159494
>>159486
Bad strategy tbh
>bring army over Alps
>outmaneuver yourself to the lower end of the Italian peninsular
>fight Romans, win massively
>but can't attack Rome because your army won't make it
>go home
>>159487
might see gf again and generally do shit that needs to be done
>>159489
night
>>159492
whereabouts tbh
>>159493
good thing I'm not from here then ;^)
fcd8a8 No.159495
>>159494
Wait you have a gf? check you out lass, she cute?
>spoiler
i-i knew that all along h-haha
db2685 No.159496
>>159494
didn't he go to the lower end of the peninsula to cut off Romans from their supplies or something?
3de47b No.159497
>>159489
Good night you ditch prick
db2685 No.159498
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Anybody wanted to watch Withnail and I with me?
3de47b No.159499
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3de47b No.159501
>>159500
heh nothing personnel… Just got other stuff to be doing tbh
3ba0fc No.159502
>>159495
yeah don't why I did it tbh but she makes me smile. cute af though yeah but I wonder why that might be
>>159496
I think so, been a while since I read up on this. Failed since it was him that was cut off from supplies
7ee919 No.159503
>>159494
borehamwood
>>159493
theres that one guy thats alright, his name escapes me, its something like 'farts' iirc.
>>159497
kek
fcd8a8 No.159505
>>159502
>yeah don't why I did it tbh but she makes me smile
i think you just awnsered your own question there
>spoil
you think something sinister is afoot
>>159503
>its something like 'farts' iirc
fucking kek
3ba0fc No.159506
>>159503
ayy that's where one of my old friends lives
haven't seen her in ages tbh
3ba0fc No.159507
>>159505
>you think something sinister is afoot
kek nah, she just looks a lot like a lass I find a bit cute tbh
but she's different enough for me to like her separately so it's fine just memeing a bit
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fcd8a8 No.159509
>>159507
>she just looks a lot like a lass I find a bit cute tbh
i swear to god if she looks anything like Diana im going to come to hertfordshire and slap some sense into you tbh
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7ee919 No.159510
>>159506
wanna be an epic wingman and give me her digits?
fcd8a8 No.159511
>>159510
"Errr, hi yeah i know a guy you used to know. No i dont know what his name is but he's from hertfordshire, anyway he gave me your number so we can fug, ya down?"
3ba0fc No.159512
>>159509
>Diana
yeah let's roll with that
Dy a qt though, no idea why you don't like her tbh
>>159510
She looks like Wayne Rooney lad
didn't you you were into that tbh
jk I haven't seen her in years smh
7ee919 No.159513
fcd8a8 No.159514
>>159512
>Dy a qt though, no idea why you don't like her tbh
i dont find her to be that cute tbh, and she's not a nice person
7ee919 No.159515
>>159511
>can you describe him at all?
>yeah hes a pale lanklet that likes starwars
fcd8a8 No.159516
>my freinds are at the local park
>i have work to do and cant join them
i hate this feel tbh
>>159515
who doesnt like star wars tbh
3ba0fc No.159517
>>159514
>not finding this cute
>not wanting to protect her from the bullies even though she just lied on national tv for all Russia to see
7ee919 No.159518
>>159516
>at a park after dark
smh
fcd8a8 No.159519
>>159517
fakest crying ive ever seen tbh
>>159518
>not liking swinging on swings when you can barely walk
lass…
3ba0fc No.159520
>>159515
>likes starwars
>implying I like the OT
>implying I like it because its star wars and not because its kino
>implying it isn't shitposting
3ba0fc No.159521
>>159519
Lasses always cry like that tbh
3de47b No.159522
>>159513
Good attitude tbh
fcd8a8 No.159523
>>159520
>anikan sees some shit he dont like.jpeg
kek
69377c No.159525
>>159519
hmm good point
>>159520
the star wars bit is what youre most annoyed about?
3ba0fc No.159526
>>159525
Well I see nothing else to complain about
fcd8a8 No.159527
>>159521
no they dont, when people cry for reals they get ugly, nobody looks good when they actually cry tbh. You're being taken for a ride if they still look pretty when they're crying tbh
69377c No.159528
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fcd8a8 No.159530
3de47b No.159531
>>159527
lasses rarely cry for realsies tho
3720aa No.159532
>>159524
looks a bit weird lad
>>159528
great betrayal.
fcd8a8 No.159533
>>159531
thats why herts believes this now, he hasnt seen a lass cry fir realsies
db2685 No.159534
>>159531
this. They've weaponised crying smhhhh
db2685 No.159535
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FRESH CIVIC FENCER AHHHH I LOVE HIM LADS
fcd8a8 No.159536
3ba0fc No.159537
>>159527
tbh >>159531
some do though ofc
It's ok lad I'm just shitposting after all
fcd8a8 No.159538
>>159537
if you say so lass
3de47b No.159539
>>159536
>>159532
you lads are wrong. I however am right
>>159534
I'd do it if I was a lass tbf. gotta play to youre strengths
db2685 No.159540
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>>159539
>I'd do it if I was a lass tbf. gotta play to youre strengths
I wouldn't encourage manipulation like that. It would better to give them a slap in the face.
3de47b No.159541
>>159540
don't get me wrong, it pisses me off when I pick up on it. I wouldn't put up with it.
But if I was a pretty lassie then I'd cry all the time if it was in my advantage.
3ba0fc No.159542
>>159540
>tfw Sean Connery turned into a cuck
db2685 No.159543
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WOMEN BE WARNED
>>159541
I guess, and then a lad would slap you in the face and you'd get turned on by it.
>>159542
He did? Apparently Bill is also a cuck smh
3de47b No.159544
>>159542
>tfw no "REEBOK BOXING BOOT - LEGACY LTD"
>tfw no mma gym membership
3de47b No.159545
>>159543
and that lad would be me
db2685 No.159547
>>159545
you can't be both the lass and the lad, lasslad smh
3de47b No.159549
>>159547
smgh I thought this was /newbrit/
db2685 No.159550
>>159548
I meant for you to elaborate, lad….
>>159549
Keek joking aside they are lasses
fcd8a8 No.159551
3de47b No.159552
>>159548
>tfw addidas powerperfect 2's
later lad
>>159550
I'll never believe it lad
3de47b No.159553
>>159552
>tfw NO*
I DONT own them and im sad
38822f No.159556
Sorry for not posting I was watching capeshit with daddy and onii-chan.
Night night everyone.
3de47b No.159558
fcd8a8 No.159559
3ba0fc No.159560
>leave for a while
>board dies
>still get (You)s
fcd8a8 No.159561
db2685 No.159563
db2685 No.159564
>>159560
nobody wanted to watch a film and now it's too lat e smh
fcd8a8 No.159565
>>159560
it died because vanlad left not you tbqh, he was practicly running the thread
3ba0fc No.159566
>go to cuckchan
>everything's a fucking general now
>>159564
Normally I stay up and write and compose poetry and chat to people but idk if I will tonight tbh
3ba0fc No.159567
>>159565
>tfw no permanent vanlad
3720aa No.159568
driving test tomorrow ladssssss
3ba0fc No.159569
>>159568
Good luck lad, nth time's the charm
3720aa No.159570
db2685 No.159571
>>159568
Do it, lad. What was it you got wrong last time again?
3720aa No.159572
>>159571
obstruction right at the end of the test, only blocked the road a smidge at a temp traffic light and the first car that comes round the corner is a truck. I corrected it but I was too "slow" despite their being people walking behind me so I couldn't reverse.
3ba0fc No.159573
why the fuck is Lauren Southern even a thing
db2685 No.159574
>>159572
smh. Just be a pussy beta bitch next time. Can't fault you for being too careful, right?
>>159573
what do you mean?
3ba0fc No.159575
>>159574
>omg a girl who's alt right wow she must be so based omg i love you lauren wtf she's not jewish you're a jewish shill she's /ourgirl/
you know
db2685 No.159576
>>159575
doesn't your implication and pic explain it pretty well?
3ba0fc No.159577
>>159576
yeah it was a rhetorical question
makes me angry tbh I hate beta orbiters, woman wouldn't do this shit if men actually acted like men, but they get away with this shit because some faggot wants to orbit a 'based lass' or whatever
db2685 No.159578
>>159577
>>159577
>I hate beta orbiters
3ba0fc No.159579
I am going to bed because there's no reason for me to stay up quite frankly
>tfw
>>159578
Don't confuse it with being genuine friends/gf with a lass tbh
db2685 No.159580
>>159579
stay up and ERP with me lass wouldn't it turn you on if that's the first thing people see in the thread in the morning? smh
6787e4 No.159582
147dca No.159583
>captcha
>"puke he"
>>159535
shhhhh my preciousss
it wantses my swordses
NO! no raycissmssss will get my swordses
kill-kill them with my ring… bayonet
CUCK
GOBLIN
>>159582
morgnign
f61882 No.159584
147dca No.159585
>>159584
salaam aleikum memsahib
f61882 No.159586
>>159585
Jihad upon the DVLA
Juhad upon other drivers
Jihad upon traffic laws
By allah that whore who sits behind the counter will have a taste of my shoe
147dca No.159587
>>159586
*throws low-level government functionaries from the rooftops in solidarity*
f61882 No.159588
>>159587
JIIIIIHAD ALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAH
6787e4 No.159589
>>159583
groaning
>>159584
allahu ackbar brother, by allahs will the infidels shall be punished
a05c1b No.159590
Why aren't you doing your part to save Britain?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904724/Britain-s-biggest-fam
>Sue and Noel Radford have welcomed their twentieth baby - a son called Archie
>Mrs Radford, 42, said she is 'thrilled to announce their precious new addition'
>The married couple, from Lancashire, have vowed that Archie is their last child
>Highest rated comment
>nzscot, Auckland, New Zealand, 9 hours ago: Whether this couple can afford to have all these children or not is besides the point. This is totally irresponsible behaviour in today's overcrowded, overpopulated world.
38822f No.159591
>>159590
She's a good lass. The best thing about having loads of kids is that they start looking after each other at a certain age.
147dca No.159592
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Doctor NEETLE: NEETlemen, listen up y'all
Here's the new plan
You're gonna start a riot
and we're gonna collect our bennies at the front door
(laughter)
Programs Nigger: Hey man… I know guys at work that makes more sense than you.
Dr NEETLE: Really? Then let me put it to you this way, CUZ..
IT'S A HARD NEET LIFE
*has 11am pizza*
>>159590
good lads tbh, but
>having children past 30
db2685 No.159594
>>159592
It's the hard Neetlyfe for us
db2685 No.159595
>>159593
had no idea about this tbh
147dca No.159596
>>159595
(((global banking system)))
etc
db2685 No.159597
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH LINDY
Boring and long-winded without saying much tbh smh
b0f5ec No.159598
a05c1b No.159599
>Get up
>Sees there's an event going on in a game I play
>Spent all my ingame shekels trying to get event items
>Get none
It is being hard being a NEET don't joke about it
>>159591
>The best thing about having loads of kids is that they start looking after each other at a certain age.
That and having many kids decreases the chances of yourself being dumped in a care home when you're old and decrepit where some paki "carer" will steal from you.
Kids are based tbh it's a shame we're being lied to about having them
>>159592
>having children past 30
We can't be picky lad we're being outbred in our country here smh
>>159598
I think it's Dutch for kek
db2685 No.159600
>>159598
Never seen it used. Could possibly be a typo of lol that people started using ironically.
147dca No.159602
>>159597
>it's every video
stopped watching ages ago when I realized he was normie tier unsubstantiated bluster
got high fived by a lass for knowing about him in uni, smh
db2685 No.159603
>>159602
Keek. Lindy gets all the pussy smh
>>159599
What game, lad?
>It is being hard being a NEET don't joke about it
We're not joking, lad. Smh. Being a NEET is a pain but at least we don't have to work.
>>159592
my mummy had me at 30 smhhh
38822f No.159604
The trap cinematic universe.
147dca No.159605
>>159603
my mum had me past 30, closer to 40 than 30 I suspect
SMH
>that moment you're both waiting at the bus stop and she gets a call and says to you "my boyfriend says I smell like potatoes teehee do you think so?" and you realise she's dating a retard and you were relegated to the gay friend position the moment she took an interest in you even though you aren't gay
SMMMHHH
db2685 No.159606
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>159604
top keek. That's great
db2685 No.159607
>>159605
>my boyfriend says I smell like potatoes
Why would you want a lass like that anyway?
147dca No.159608
>>159607
she was really cute and smart by normie standards
no tato smell at all
started to hate her as she began to dress up to give presentations, turning up in ill fitting WW1/2 jumpers and slacks and LARPing as Soldier-Barbie to talk about muh war dead just seemed disrespectful
db2685 No.159609
>>159608
why would she do that?
147dca No.159610
>>159609
being a disrespectful thot of course
and having too much of daddy's money to waste
a05c1b No.159611
>>159603
>What game, lad?
Dirty Bomb, it's shite tbh avoid it. The devs are shekel hungry
>We're not joking, lad. Smh. Being a NEET is a pain but at least we don't have to work.
Sorry m8, I thought you lads were taking the piss.
>>159605
>my boyfriend says I smell like potatoes
what in the fuck lad
147dca No.159612
>>159611
that was my reaction and how I deduced he must of been retarded
5a2016 No.159613
I'm a sartoria savage, dress me lads.
db2685 No.159614
>>159610
>thotpepe.jpg
>>159612
>must of
that's ironic, right, lad?
147dca No.159615
>trapped forever forced to watch your parents be repeatedly crushed by polystyrene props
>>159614
of course it was
db2685 No.159616
>>159615
What is that? I feel like I've seen it before. Stargate?
147dca No.159617
>>159616
yeah s2e4 "the gamekeeper"
virtual reality / groundhog day episode
db2685 No.159618
>>159617
Watched a few episodes but wasn't that interested in the series. I guess I didn't care much for cunty MacGyver smh
147dca No.159619
very obnoxious gamekkeper going
at very hihg speed
>>159618
he's the best character tbh
38822f No.159620
>>159618
Colonel O'neill is the best character aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
5e5d09 No.159621
>>159620
>>159619
I just remember not liking him. I guess I associated him too much with MacGyver and they were too different smh.
> at very hihg speed
keek
5a2016 No.159622
Anyone done jury service?
147dca No.159623
>mfw someone ruins the garden
147dca No.159624
I sympathise tbh
>yfw you're not allowed to kill binbag whores pulling up your flowers
5e5d09 No.159625
wtf I haaaaate guns and luuuuuuuv science now :-D
147dca No.159626
>>159625
never watched mcguyver tbh
5e5d09 No.159628
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>159627
>>159627
*defends myself*
38822f No.159629
>tagged as father_and_daughter
5e5d09 No.159630
>>159629
top keek
>Neo is looking at lewd images right now
smh
b0f5ec No.159631
94 days until christmas
i wont fap from now until then
i swear by the gods old and new
i will make this sacrifice for my glorious progenitor The Golden One A.K.A The Glorious Eagle of Testosteronous Gains
a05c1b No.159632
>>159629
but that's an image of two females
38822f No.159633
>>159630
They're not that lewd…
>>159632
I know it's weird smh.
a05c1b No.159634
>>159631
>i wont fap from now until then
You can do it lad.
I'm nearly at two weeks now and the benefits are godly
5e5d09 No.159635
>>159633
That's a scary bulge so no smh
a05c1b No.159636
>>159633
>precum and everything
fucking hell lass smh
FILTH
b0f5ec No.159637
>>159634
Do you have any strategies? What do you do all day? What do you do when tempted? Do you have no friends too?
5e5d09 No.159638
>>159636
smh that's a bit too harsh lass
5e5d09 No.159639
puriku puriku for Imperium~
5e5d09 No.159640
>>159637
Walkies helps me tbh. It became something I did when I became bored and had nothing so do, so instead of fapping I'd just have a walk instead. But then again you hate going outside, right? smh I do too but there aren't that many people around. Just denying yourself works too but that just comes down to will which I guess is part of the problem smh
b0f5ec No.159642
>>159640
I am OK with walking a bit.
But every time I do, unless it is very cold, I always end up with sweat patches in my pants around the bumcrack and thigh areas. Probably because I'm fat so my thighs rub together or something.
My boxers also ride up my ass and I am afraid of adjusting them because someone might see me with my hand down my trouserss.
It is physically uncomfortable to walk because of this.
38822f No.159643
>genderswap tag
>but she's still a girl
??????
5e5d09 No.159644
TUMMIES
>>159643
Oh God she loped it off
>>159642
Keek what an image, lad. So I guess it's nothing you can easily do every time. Then I don't know tbh.
a05c1b No.159645
>>159637
>Do you have any strategies?
Not really. The temptation goes away after 3-4 days, after that it's pretty easy. Just stay away from lewd stuff. I don't even think about fapping despite Neo posting filth here now and again.
>What do you do all day?
I browse Youtube and watch my m8s stream when he's live. I also shitpost in various place
>What do you do when tempted?
I played video games and/or lift weights. I played the STALKER games with the "Complete" mods.
>Do you have no friends too?
You guys, a semi dead irc channel and my friend who streams who I never talk to. i guess those are friends, right?
>>159638
IT'S FILTH
*saves image*
5a2016 No.159647
Neo, did you ever meet tppw?
38822f No.159648
>>159644
*cranes neck*
Lopped what off?
a05c1b No.159649
>>159646
meant to post this
147dca No.159650
>>159642
>so fat you can't even walk
lad…
>>159649
==HOMOJOCKLET
5e5d09 No.159651
>>159648
Oh God what the fuck
>>159646
>>159649
w-wew lass.
>it's a subconsciousness takes over episode
>>159650
I am sure he can walk it's just that he has to shower every time he moves his body smh
38822f No.159652
>>159646
>>159649
Interesting thing for a straight lad to have saved…
>>159647
Of course I did, everyone who followed brit/pol/ pre /brit/ posted with ttpw at some point.
38822f No.159653
>>159651
It was a freudian post.
5e5d09 No.159655
>tfw your mummy found that lewd drawing you made as a kid 10 years later
It was like a living nightmare.
Which reminds me I had a nightmare last night.
b0f5ec No.159656
>>159645
>I played the STALKER games with the "Complete" mods.
>Complete mods
>Not OL
>Not LURK
>Not CoC
Why?
I played those too much and quite recently. I began to play Crash Bandicoot on a emulator the other day. I also had a good success with Resident Evil 4 a few weeks ago. I played it a lot and it distracted me. Then I said I should stop games too for a few weeks so I deleted it all but forgot to back up my save. It pisses me off because I got cheevos for it now but I didn't finish it.
>>159650
I can walk. I just have to shower when I get back usually.
a05c1b No.159657
>>159642
Get up and go for a walk at 4am. No fucker is out and about at that time.
>its too early
Stay up all night and then go for a walk
>>159650
>>159651
>>159652
nothing I write here will get me out of this situation
b0f5ec No.159658
>>159657
I always get up at 5AM.
I can't do that now though, walking in the morning. Our front door doesn't usually work. You have to be let in most of the time and no one else is up at that time so I'd be shut out.
38822f No.159659
>>159655
Now you have to tell us what you drew lad.
>>159657
We accept you for who you are tbh.
b0f5ec No.159660
I'll just walk during the day and get used to it. Not like anyone else can tell my thighs and ass are dripping sweat as long as I wear dark trousers
a05c1b No.159661
But seriously anime traps aren't gay cause they're clearly female
irl traps aren't gay since they fool you into thinking they're female. Sleeping with a trap is gay though.
I'm glad I could clear that up ok thank you
5e5d09 No.159662
>>159657
don't worry 99% of everything said here is ironic and I bet accidentally posting that pic was ironic as well
>>159656
Crash Bandicoot seems like such a weird game to me, at least today.
>>159659
a girl with a pee pee fucking another girl since men are gay smhhhh
>>159661
o-oh you went ahead and said it. Okay
a05c1b No.159663
>>159658
Why doesn't the door work?
>>159659
>We accept you for who you are tbh.
I'm glad someone accepts straight white males tbh
Thank you
>image
No dick in sight it's alright
a05c1b No.159664
>>159662
>o-oh you went ahead and said it. Okay
Say what? everything I said there wasn't gay
38822f No.159665
>>159661
It's okay lad, it's not gay. They're not men.
>>159662
>a girl with a pee pee fucking another girl since men are gay smhhhh
Holy shit you were ahead of the curve as a child.
38822f No.159666
5e5d09 No.159667
>>159665
I also drew porn for my brother when we were on holiday. It's weird to think about. Hope he's forgotten
>>159666
The devil
a05c1b No.159668
>Draws female
>Calls it male
>You're now gay for thinking it's female
5e5d09 No.159669
a05c1b No.159671
>>159669
>Got called gay for hours in an IRC channel yesterday
>Today I get called gay here
what am i doing wrong lads? Is it the anime girls?
5e5d09 No.159672
>>159671
I guess that's part of it smh don't stop
b0f5ec No.159673
>>159663
dunno
key doesnt work and i cant do the trick to open it
5e5d09 No.159674
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
anyone know the instrument at 1 min 20 seconds?
38822f No.159675
File: 84b5c29398cdfc5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 586.15 KB, 800x1154, 400:577, __rider_of_black_fate_gran….jpg)
>>159668
>Draws "female"
So many lads fall for boys who do their daily squats smh.
5e5d09 No.159677
>>159675
we're going to need before and after pics, lass
a05c1b No.159679
>>159673
Think of it this way.
Not being able to open that door is preventing you from getting yourself a Rose or a Dana Scully(or both)
So you need to learn how to open that door. Failing that leave it open slightly when you go out.
>>159675
that clearly has a penis
I meant like pic related
its clearly female smh
a05c1b No.159680
>>159678
is she going live today? I want to here more about how flat the earth is
04364f No.159681
38822f No.159683
>>159677
I didn't take any before pics.
>>159679
I think you have a fetish for girls with strong masculine arms and hands lad…
>>159681
Hey lad >>159646
5e5d09 No.159684
>>159678
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*puckers lips profusely*
SO U BE SAYIN
*cuts own fringe*
HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*shills for traditional values*
WE WUZ FINNA
*does porn*
U SAYIN WE WUZ QUEENS N SHIEEET?
5e5d09 No.159685
>>159681
morning, lass. Did you go on that date with the Jewess?
147dca No.159687
>>159686
he's a spy isn't he
a05c1b No.159688
>>159683
>I think you have a fetish for girls with strong masculine arms and hands lad…
I'm not seeing masculine hands or arms on her. Depends what your definition masculine is I guess
her shoulders aren't even broad smh
5e5d09 No.159689
5e5d09 No.159690
>>159688
Let's see your shoulders, lass
b0f5ec No.159691
>>159680
saturday at 4pm i think
think movie on sunday too
>>159679
i think i could get both one day if the thing i am working on and cant talk about for fear of later being identified works
i cant get real scully because she isnt real but a girl like her
5e5d09 No.159693
>>159692
I don't see orcs, I see a doctor and an engineer
38822f No.159695
File: 2f36be899a4d52c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 326.71 KB, 600x900, 2:3, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….png)
>>159688
The shape of the arms and length of the hands and fingers are a dead giveaway lad, you've been getting aroused by masculine proportions…
04364f No.159696
>>159683
>Hey lad >>159646
STOP THE GAYISM
>>159682
good lad
a05c1b No.159697
>>159690
no lad I will not but my former therapist said I had a nice "T shape"
I think she was flirting with me tbh. She was a qt too
A missed opportunity
>>159695
DEFAMER
LIES
SLANDER
IT'S CLEARLY A FEMALE
04364f No.159698
Jufew asked me if I wanted to go out at the weekend but neither of us could think of a place we want to go aaaaaaahhhhhhh
38822f No.159699
File: 1c921877209b606⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 176.62 KB, 1827x757, 1827:757, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg)
>>159697
As you said yourself, the dick just makes it better.
>>159698
I'm sure one of you will think of somewhere you can go even if it's just her bedroom. Spending any time together at all is the key to a healthy relationship.
b0f5ec No.159700
>>159698
do you have money?
from watching films and television shows the man usually asks the human female to go to dinner with him or to get coffee (more a specifically american thing i think) or a movie
i also have gathered from reading on the internet that the man must take charge and be the one to ask do you want to go to x with me and that asking her where she wants go to is a mistake
a05c1b No.159701
>>159699
>As you said yourself, the dick just makes it better.
lass I was memeing.
I'm not seeing masculine hands and arms in those drawings tbh
They look delicate if anything
04364f No.159702
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
a more unfortunate side effect of this is that I've had this stuck in my head all week
38822f No.159703
>>159701
I'm not judging you lad, but if boyish means delicate to you then you should at least be honest to yourself about your preferences.
04364f No.159704
7e8e03 No.159705
hola lads, whats good, successful af day tbf
147dca No.159706
>>159705
sounds nice tbh
neeting about, too much rain to go out smh
a05c1b No.159707
>>159703
I'm sorry I just don't see any masculinity in Astolfo's appearance. her arms and way too delicate looking to be male
And pic related is my preference
call me a lad lover now
a05c1b No.159708
>>159707
ARE way too delicate*
38822f No.159709
>>159707
Asian women look very androgynous too tbh. She's got a very bulbous nose and a thicc jawline.
04364f No.159710
>>159709
> She's got a very bulbous nose and a thicc jawline.
She's CUTE
a05c1b No.159711
>>159709
>thicc jawline.
She would produce strong sons.
I will say though after doing some research for Astolfo on r34 I will say that her arms do look a little short/masculine tbh. Astolfo's face is still female though.
Also explain to me Astolfo's hips, why does (s)he have wide birthing hips? Further evidence that the character was drawn female and not male.
>>159710
>She's CUTE
nice 1 lad thanks for the backup
7e8e03 No.159712
back too early dunno what to do
>>159706
was 7/10 tbh.
>raining
just started in best county too
5e5d09 No.159715
>>159714
LIKE ALL HIS VIDEOS
5e5d09 No.159716
*irons leather shield edge*
38822f No.159717
File: 95d91fdb7c21cd8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 191.42 KB, 1228x1228, 1:1, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg)
File: 856ebb265730f6e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 336.74 KB, 743x777, 743:777, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….png)
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File: 76829ad922b9915⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 113.01 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg)
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>>159711
Most of the "hip" that you're seeing in these pictures is actually just ass. Any guy can have a nice ass like that if they do enough squats. When you can make out the definition of the bone, the hips are usually drawn quite narrow.
5e5d09 No.159718
>>159717
tbh I don't think all artist have it in mind
5e5d09 No.159719
>it's a thicc hip Pembs episode
04364f No.159720
5e5d09 No.159722
>>159721
>>159720
>it's a smug Pembs episode
38822f No.159723
>>159719
Just the right amount of thicc on those hips but she's probably much thicker tbh.
5e5d09 No.159724
>>159722
Oops
>>159723
keek are you saying she's fat? smh
38822f No.159726
>>159724
I-I meant pleasantly rounded not fat, aaaaaaaaahhh.
Those are some big feet.
5e5d09 No.159727
>>159726
She has pointy banana shoes. Reason I didn't go with that one is because I traced it tbh smh. I was afraid Anprim the bully would call me out smh
Speaking of Anprim I wonder if he's done driving yet
38822f No.159728
>>159727
He's probably ackbar'd the instructor for failing him on a technicality tbh.
a05c1b No.159729
>>159717
Image 1 of your post is male, I can tell by the skeletal structure.
Images 2 and 3 however definitely have a female skeletal structure. Image 3 is actually traced from an actual photo of an actual female
Image 4 could be male tbh, but a thicc one of titty skittles
Image 5 is female for sure, more stylised than the rest, but still female with those hips
I lift weights and I do squats twice a week and let me tell you, guys cannot attain a female physique(ass) from doing squats. This is because of the skeletal structure differences between male and female
>>159719
>FEMALE skeletal structure
5e5d09 No.159730
>>159729
I traced Pembs' real body for that image, lass…
38822f No.159731
File: c7bef5e45e9ff7a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.44 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….png)
>>159729
Not the skeletal structure, but boys can get the fat and muscle of a feminine-shaped ass with the right amount of exercise. It looks wider on some pictures because the flesh is pressed outwards but the hips are usually drawn boyishly.
In my experience pic 2 is the most realistic for a cuteboy and has a mild view of the genitals.
04364f No.159732
>>159700
I was thinking of either a film or coffee, but I don't know too much about films, or any actually nice cafes around here. I'll have a look tomorrow.
>>159699
>Spending any time together at all is the key to a healthy relationship.
Never would have guessed
7e8e03 No.159733
5e5d09 No.159735
>>159700
>>159698
go for a cheeky pool swim and splash water in her face. Also make bubbles with your mouth under water and fart at the same time. She'll never know it was you.
7e8e03 No.159736
i want some gold nanoparticles
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Enables the potential for both absorption, scattering, and SERS detection.
>No gold surface required in sandwich assay format.
>Homogeneous assay ability.
>All the functionalizations for in vitro, in vivo, and organic applications.
7e8e03 No.159737
>>159735
this is reasonable advice tbf
04364f No.159739
>>159735
Swimming's too risky for an early date imo
7e8e03 No.159740
>>159739
nah fortune favours the brave
7e8e03 No.159741
04364f No.159742
>>159734
is this an advert for milk
38822f No.159743
>>159735
>strategies for farting discretely while on a date
I'm sure he's not a stinky boy like you lad.
5e5d09 No.159744
>>159736
For what purpose?
>>159739
Nah, lasses love that shit, lad. You get to compete with the other Chads and if you do well at whatever the competitions ends up being she'll be yours
Pic related, it's me coming out of the pool after pulling another lad's swim shorts off. He has to run naked to the wardrobe now. keek
>>159743
smh she'll never know it was you and I am sure there are some pheromones in there that makes her bond with you or whatever smh
5e5d09 No.159745
smh I miss going to the pool with my brothers and friends
it's not fun anymore for me though, so I guess I just miss the fun we had back then smhhhh
04364f No.159746
a05c1b No.159747
>>159731
>boys can get the fat and muscle of a feminine-shaped ass with the right amount of exercise
That's just not true m'lass. Men and women have different fat distribution patterns, the only a guy can get a feminine shaped is via cosmetic surgery. I've seen a lot of trannies that look like fridges. Something that no amount oestrogen or squats will fix
>It looks wider on some pictures because the flesh is pressed outwards but the hips are usually drawn boyishly.
Different artists, different artist interpretations I guess, but looking at the official art for Astolfo she's(he?) definitely has female hips
>In my experience pic 2 is the most realistic for a cuteboy
No lad has a waist like that unless they get a few ribs removed and those hips are female.
>>159744
>I am sure there are some pheromones in there that makes her bond with you or whatever smh
idk about the pheromones lad. Women like it when their man just doesn't give a fuck and farts whenever he feels like it. It's alpha when you think about, no fucks given sort of thing
seems risking doing it on the first date though
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>>159747
>seems risking doing it on the first date though
DO IT DON'T BE A PUSSY
a05c1b No.159751
>>159750
>risking
risky*
ah fuck lad thanks for pointing out my mistake now I feel like a complete fucking tard
aaahhh
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>>159751
didn't even think about it until now. Damn you're a complete fucking tard smh
5e5d09 No.159756
later going to visit my brother for some din dins
8082b6 No.159758
boycott shampoo!
demand the REAL poo
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>>159749
And here are the hips on the official artwork. I think they're still too narrow to be female tbh.
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>>159760
that's just photo angles you big gay transexual, i can make my own bum look like that
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>>159762
No you can't, and the angle can't make them fat if the arse is already flat and masculine.
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>>159765
yeah it can and so can body pose, you can also make yourself look feminine with camera angles and lighting, yet it doesn't matter, the real question is how you should stop being a disgusting homosexual okay thank you
>>159764
dissapointed this wasn't le pen tbh
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>>159764
thats a long couch
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04364f No.159771
>it's a man's arses episode
see you when Neo's cooled down the gayism lads
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>>159771
imagine actually putting your penis inside a mans shit filled chocolate bon bon factory
rank
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>>159771
I was challenged to prove my point and I've proved it tbh.
8082b6 No.159775
>OP has two links
TWO (2) LINKS, SCREECHING TBH
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>>159774
you've proved you're a depressed person using the ideology of anime gayism as escapism tbh
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>>159760
>Tfw ex gf said my arse was top notch and better than hers
I get a feel some complicated
5a2016 No.159779
Tfw grown out of depression
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>>159778
i have too much fat there too tbh, i do lots of cardio too which doesn't help, the jews have put chemicals into the water and i will never forget what they have done to me
a05c1b No.159782
>>159760
1st image isn't the worst I've seen but it's the small waist that helps and the waist looks small because of the angle. I can still tell it's a male quite easily
The 2nd is just an epic disaster
>>159761
deffo female(female)
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>>159778
It's lucky 22st isn't here to see that lad…
>>159782
Astolfo has a penis, I'm sorry lad.
a05c1b No.159784
>>159783
show me her official penis
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>>159778
Better to just take it as a compliment lad, girls like a nice arse on a man
tfw my gf told me she fondles my arse when I'm asleep
b0f5ec No.159786
>>159785
she wants to peg you probably
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>>159784
They don't draw official penises lad, typemoon might write borderline fapfiction but it's not visually explicit smh.
bb4d4d No.159788
>>159781
Fencing gave me big thighs and a sculpted butt and if the wimmen like it they can like it
>>159783
I'm not going to post my arse I've learnt my lesson from the LEG POSTING smh it is a blight upon me
>>159785
Tbh just more of me to love
38822f No.159789
Smh.
>>159788
I feel you lad, but I fear 22st will create an artist's interpretation anyway aaahhh.
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>>159788
i have a bigger butt and tits than my gf
she's flat
dc59ec No.159791
this is all too queer, im off to spoons
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>>159786
No she doesn't lad, real life isn't like the porn you watch
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>>159792
no just unique and really short
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>>159789
That's completely taken out of context. We were arguing if Astolfo was drawn as a female or not.
smh
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>>159795
Astolfo is drawn as Astolfo, you're lusting after a biological male reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
38822f No.159797
Actually I should be encouraging this point of view. It shouldn't be gay to like Astolfo.
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>>159789
He'll Do it anyway
a05c1b No.159800
>>159796
>you're lusting after a biological male
I never once said I was lusting after anything. All I said was that Astolfo looks female and was drawn as a female.
>>159797
It shouldn't because they drew a female.
8082b6 No.159801
wait why was one of the wombles black
a05c1b No.159802
>>159801
Britain was always multicultural lad
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>>159800
The bullies all but banned me from posting Astolfo because they said it's a dude smh.
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>>159807
But it's drawn female lad.
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>>159803
>posting a female anime character is not allowed
Why does /newbrit/ hate anime girls? HMM
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>>159810
They must be gay tbh.
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