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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 2b74d189778a122⋯.png (996.44 KB, 1920x816, 40:17, vlcsnap-00388.png)

aeb834  No.157664

Open Borders Charities Linked to Human Traffickers to be Nominated for Nobel Prize

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/09/18/open-borders-ngos-nobel-peace-prize/

Elderly Foster Parents Caring for Syrian ‘Refugee’ Terror Suspects ‘Not Warned’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/09/18/elderly-foster-parents-caring-for-syrian-refugee-terror-suspects-not-warned/

May to Offer EU £30bn Brexit ‘Divorce Bill’ With ‘Almost Unanimous’ Cabinet Support

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/09/18/may-to-offer-eu-30bn-brexit-divorce-bill-with-almost-unanimous-cabinet-support/

aeb834  No.157669

File: c28f502f5c7af1d⋯.jpg (251.9 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1385817021044.jpg)

First for white women are superior even with horrible dyed hair.


daa043  No.157672

druids tbh


4fcb9c  No.157674

rasclat bumbaklaaaat


e1c38d  No.157676

File: a6293e5cc331075⋯.jpg (703.2 KB, 700x6975, 28:279, 1503656541315.jpg)


4fcb9c  No.157678

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>when grime wasnt made by arseholes


d52f2d  No.157679

File: e5ddd96492560ea⋯.png (378.73 KB, 640x480, 4:3, d2c38a68c990ae53076f06c493….png)

>>157669

I agree, white women are magic.


aeb834  No.157680

>>157676

>it's an oedipus complex episode

>>157678

niggers


4fcb9c  No.157681

>157679

*doesnt (You)te you*


6a5676  No.157682

File: e30ca29deb601c9⋯.mp4 (4.79 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Sharia May.mp4)

>>157664

>May to Offer EU £30bn Brexit ‘Divorce Bill’ With ‘Almost Unanimous’ Cabinet Support

Can't say I'm surprised.


4fcb9c  No.157683

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>>157680

[niggerpostan intensifies]


4fcb9c  No.157684

>>157683

>sway was prowhite

holy heck…


aeb834  No.157685

>>157683

aaaaaaahhhhh


4fcb9c  No.157690

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>when your studio pissabout far exceeds modern grime


9dcdd6  No.157692

File: 58246ede74ee542⋯.png (390.4 KB, 369x540, 41:60, ClipboardImage.png)

*wears coat as cape*

ahhhh I want to be cool

>>157674

Varg said autism is a good thing or somehting, the way we humans were meant to be


9dcdd6  No.157694

File: b4a66b58618aa50⋯.png (8.14 KB, 632x32, 79:4, ClipboardImage.png)

AHHHHHH I FINALLY DID IT

Did I make mummy proud, lassies?


d52f2d  No.157695

File: 429472a9e06aa11⋯.png (47.4 KB, 267x382, 267:382, 1505502459470.png)

>>157683

>>157690

>Jungle Beats


4fcb9c  No.157696

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>>157692

why r u (You)tm ing me with vargtism

STRAIGHT OUTTA WALTHAMSTOW IN A HOT PUNTO


4fcb9c  No.157697

>>157694

holy shit


9dcdd6  No.157698

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aeb834  No.157699

>>157694

You made me proud lad.

>>157696

nignogs noooooo


9dcdd6  No.157700


4fcb9c  No.157701

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>>157695

jungle beats? dont mind if i do


6a5676  No.157702

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>>157682

Actually this is a better embed.


daa043  No.157703

lads I haven't had a bicycle ride in at least 6 years

reckon I can do a 7 mile road trip in 40 mins twice a day?

got driving test tomorrow


4fcb9c  No.157704

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>>157700

oh right yeah okay. autismis fine when theres a strong clan leader to compensate.

>>157699

this is unironically a well written bit of prose lass open your mind for oce and not just your bum


4fcb9c  No.157705

>>157703

is it uphill at all


8633bb  No.157706

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22st you should watch this it's reached Wales


daa043  No.157707

>>157705

flat mostly iirc, gentle hills if not

somerset levels, sort of


4fcb9c  No.157708

>>157706

>sussex

where?


4fcb9c  No.157709

>>157707

7 miles in 40 mins is pushing it at jogging pace


d52f2d  No.157710

File: 5d6d32344a045c0⋯.jpg (408.11 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1505761225592.jpg)

rare chris


8633bb  No.157711

>>157708

Seaford


daa043  No.157712

>>157709

should be alright then tbh

saves me a bus fare


4fcb9c  No.157713

>>157711

you poor bored fucker


4fcb9c  No.157714

>>157711

>>157713

and bn14 represent all day everyday


aeb834  No.157715

File: cb23e1efded531d⋯.jpg (119.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 10ac7a9d619ffde70c2766bece….jpg)

>>157704

>open your mind for oce and not just your bum

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh


8633bb  No.157716

File: caf7513ac4a4d8a⋯.png (74.95 KB, 361x381, 361:381, ClipboardImage.png)

>>157713

>tfw too old to play in the park


bd0879  No.157717

>>157706

ooo I hope it shows pembs that'll be interesting


4fcb9c  No.157718

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>when our area got namechecked


aeb834  No.157719

File: 8cba60f156ff1c7⋯.png (1.7 MB, 943x1197, 943:1197, __alice_cartelet_kin_iro_m….png)

8chan says all the webms I make with ffmpeg these days are invalid smh, I never used to have this problem.

>>157717

Hey lass.


4fcb9c  No.157720

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>>157715

*laughs*

>>157716

you could fly kites in the constant unpleasant breeze i guess


d52f2d  No.157721

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fucking nigger beats


8633bb  No.157722

>>157717

just came on to Pembs now


9dcdd6  No.157723

File: 3a601c0d81650f7⋯.png (75.93 KB, 1355x503, 1355:503, 1477930645289.png)

>>157717

GET BACK IN Bongo Bongo Land


4fcb9c  No.157724

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>>157721

NO VASELINE


e1c38d  No.157725

File: 6b349c205e9f734⋯.png (328.61 KB, 1179x855, 131:95, 665.png)

Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me Scully loves me


6a5676  No.157726

>>157725

you're waifu a shit


4fcb9c  No.157727

>>157724

>this is still a blistering diss 30 years later

kek


4fcb9c  No.157728

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oops


4fcb9c  No.157729

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daa043  No.157730

File: 2173c59238a6bc2⋯.png (91.45 KB, 1116x582, 186:97, ClipboardImage.png)

>


bd0879  No.157731

File: 3a9d290095be2e1⋯.png (283.75 KB, 1279x1169, 1279:1169, hey.png)

>>157719

Hello there lass

>>157722

Nice dub dubs

they looked like they were having a nice holiday

>>157723

Ahhhh you can't keep me locked in the d&cord forever


4fcb9c  No.157732

>>157730

you should draw your waving knife and wave it vigorously at them


daa043  No.157733

File: ddfac86313c7822⋯.png (11.4 KB, 464x373, 464:373, buspepe.png)

>>157732

correct answer tbh


bec6c9  No.157734

File: b193df7a01b4c75⋯.png (173 KB, 979x635, 979:635, IMG_1245.PNG)

imperium tbh


6a5676  No.157735

>>157730

I remember there being a lot of questions like that on the theory tbh


e1c38d  No.157736

File: 06f935cb6642d11⋯.png (746.42 KB, 1274x951, 1274:951, 6586534.png)


aeb834  No.157737

>>157731

>secret d&cord already

Weeeeeeeew.

>>157734

implicium


d52f2d  No.157738

>>157734

pretty sure the blonde in that pic is a dude


4fcb9c  No.157739

>>157735

you come across a road traffic accident. should you:

a) call the feds sharpish

b) drive on while making wanker signs

c) stop and give the cripple a fag

d) jerk off while slowly driving past


e1c38d  No.157740

File: 0faa1fb58a558d6⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 7656545467.jpg)

Saw the latest Pirates of The Caribbean.

>tfw will never be jack sparrow (minus the alcoholism)

>tfw will never sail the high seas and gain infamy as a feared pirate

>tfw will never sneak my way into a town, fuck the governors daughter, get caught, about to be hanged and then me crew rescues me and we fight our way out

fml tbqh


4fcb9c  No.157741

>>157740

1) rob some arab dealer

2) invest in a fast yacht

3) ????

4) drink rum and divide plunder


dbd839  No.157742

>>157739

d sounds about right tbh


9dcdd6  No.157743

>>157734

they look like boys and evil smh


9dcdd6  No.157744

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*is white*


4fcb9c  No.157745

>>157742

story of your life?


daa043  No.157746

File: 63320b9f68c2771⋯.png (49.35 KB, 900x475, 36:19, ClipboardImage.png)

>subject nation exceptionalism


e1c38d  No.157747

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4fcb9c  No.157748

File: 4ef91cb5bcd4cab⋯.jpg (24.7 KB, 620x465, 4:3, picq94p7e.jpg)


dbd839  No.157749

>>157745

minus the car, yes


4fcb9c  No.157750

>>157746

>yes but not if he drives off sharpish


4fcb9c  No.157751

File: e910162aac19b4b⋯.jpg (22.2 KB, 720x449, 720:449, james_taylor_rex-large_tra….jpg)


dbd839  No.157752

File: 04c0d9809bc864e⋯.jpg (93.33 KB, 744x933, 248:311, 7zibORV.jpg)


bd0879  No.157753

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>>157737

Noooo

>>157738

average asian women.png

>>157746

Lmao prisons don't even exist in Wales


6a5676  No.157754

>>157740

Somalia beckons.


4fcb9c  No.157755

File: f9ec812cd28a535⋯.jpg (181.96 KB, 567x462, 27:22, berwick-brown-large.jpg)

im in love with this tobacco lads


3205a8  No.157756

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Dedicated to 22st tbh


9dcdd6  No.157757

File: 9731cc4247bc8b1⋯.png (83.64 KB, 1532x944, 383:236, ClipboardImage.png)

>>157746

>implying the Saxon police would even dare try arresting a based Welshman


4fcb9c  No.157758

File: d536be96442bcef⋯.png (13.85 KB, 360x339, 120:113, Conway_criterion_false_neg….png)


6a5676  No.157759

File: 1755dfc64e7ef6f⋯.jpg (12.21 KB, 209x200, 209:200, welsh lel.jpg)

>>157746

top kek


dbd839  No.157760

File: c0bbaa5c615567d⋯.mp4 (1.48 MB, 720x404, 180:101, 9QB62Ta.mp4)


4fcb9c  No.157761

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>>157756

>worst shaggy beat


9dcdd6  No.157762

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*appropriates abo culture*


6a5676  No.157763

>>157760

He looks really weird tbh but I wouldn't say that to his face.


4fcb9c  No.157764

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bd0879  No.157765

File: 2926332773b3740⋯.png (200.18 KB, 521x467, 521:467, ClipboardImage.png)

>North Korea got the Welsh flag wrong

reeee


4fcb9c  No.157766

SHOW US YA MUFF


dbd839  No.157767

>>157763

sounds like a good idea tbh

>>157764

DEVVVOOOOOOO


d52f2d  No.157768

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>>157764

>Devvo

jesus thanks for the nostalgia trip


6a5676  No.157769

>>157765

>they actually remembered us at all

They're good lads, hopefully they'll nuke England too.


daa043  No.157770

File: e60c8bf7174b60f⋯.png (133.3 KB, 348x566, 174:283, financialdifficulty.png)

>£6.10 for a 12 minute train ride


4fcb9c  No.157771

>>157765

is that wrong? smh your flag is so irrelevant i dont even know.


aeb834  No.157772

>>157765

I kind of prefer it that way tbh.


4fcb9c  No.157773

>>157770

>less than a tenner

alright lad dont get country-cocky


9dcdd6  No.157774

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MY ANCESTORS


4fcb9c  No.157775

quads


4fcb9c  No.157776

druids


aeb834  No.157777

me


4fcb9c  No.157778

druids tbh


4fcb9c  No.157779

>>157777

reeeeee the site is so fucked you fucking bitch fuck fuck shitfuck cunt


d52f2d  No.157780

File: d5aa9a3490cd8a8⋯.jpg (727.45 KB, 1589x1641, 1589:1641, 1505583244379.jpg)


daa043  No.157781

File: af9e7ec6d729724⋯.png (216.97 KB, 1120x550, 112:55, ClipboardImage.png)

>it's a shit get episode

>>157774

one day I will build a carnyx


aeb834  No.157782

File: 4de67378ccf3dd3⋯.jpg (147.05 KB, 850x1412, 425:706, __alice_cartelet_and_ellen….jpg)

>>155555

>>156666

>>157777


4fcb9c  No.157783

>>157780

dont you start, dickhead


4fcb9c  No.157784

>>157781

theyre roloeaux triangles tbh


6a5676  No.157785

>>157770

>tfw they're building a train link between my town and a major city

>tfw I just know it's going to put the cheap-ish bus out of service and leave us with an expensive train

DO IT AGAIN DOCTOR BEECHING


daa043  No.157786

>>157784

fancy

>>157785

>private public transport


4fcb9c  No.157787

>>157785

>not owning a vehicle


e1c38d  No.157788

File: 92c13015c446c08⋯.png (460.53 KB, 592x590, 296:295, Selection_002.png)

Feelin' fine now tbqh.

Do you think /ourqueen/ came here? She might be here right now. She said in her stream that she is online a lot but just doesn't post anything. I highly doubt she didn't come take a look.


4fcb9c  No.157789

>>157786

>private public

gotta make dem efficiency gainz


9dcdd6  No.157791

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damn


3a2c65  No.157792

nth for the Hartley Hooligans


4fcb9c  No.157793

>>157788

mate youve got bipolar or manic depression, you need medical help before you stranglewank.


daa043  No.157794

>>157788

stop posting any time

>>157789

>tfw no fascist state with nationalized public transport to make the trains run on time


e1c38d  No.157795

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Fresh Golden Lion of Eternal Wisdom.


4fcb9c  No.157796

>>157794

>no nip bullet trains


d52f2d  No.157797

File: a794a7bcfdf7536⋯.jpg (20.94 KB, 490x266, 35:19, 1505719801574.jpg)

>>157783

i wont lad dw. better luck next time i guess

>>157788

>Feelin' fine now tbqh.

Nice 1 m8

>Do you think /ourqueen/ came here?

we just keep having to tell her we're all friendly and we wont dox or bring up her naughty past


6a5676  No.157798

>>157787

>implying I have money


bd0879  No.157799

File: bf7c56497f4d7a2⋯.png (39.36 KB, 236x236, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>157769

I was quite surprised it was included, it's a nice gesture at least

>>157771

Yea the green is meant to be the ground the dragon stands on and the white is the air. Kek it's weird

>>157772

It would be alright if the colours were horizontal with the dragon like this

>>157777

Lmao


4fcb9c  No.157800

>>157798

>not earning money

are you some sort of cripple? even pakis make bank

>>157799

oh i see it now, yeah that is wrong huh


6a5676  No.157801

File: 70cd40901d8f6c4⋯.jpg (86.57 KB, 654x862, 327:431, kidded.jpg)

>>157777

What's that? You want to be fucked in the arse?


4fcb9c  No.157802

hey boomting wanna come to my gaff

er no go and have a bath


daa043  No.157803

File: a3647d40f8bdaf0⋯.png (379.32 KB, 1132x513, 1132:513, ClipboardImage.png)


4fcb9c  No.157804


aeb834  No.157805

>>157799

I'm just glad it's not some marxist tricolour meme flag tbh.

>>157801

Depends whose doing it tbh.


e1c38d  No.157806

File: 5e1165d005c4829⋯.png (406.52 KB, 587x589, 587:589, Selection_001.png)

I have not fapped since midday yesterday and I can feel my testosteronous masculine energy building inside me.

I wish I could slay a hundred Saracen dogs and rescue this fair maiden from captivity and then take her back to my castle and utterly dominate her with my rock hard erection and breed her, then cuddle for many hours and whisper sweet things to eachother. We would have many children and my heirs would conquer the world.


4fcb9c  No.157807

>>157803

e) me waving a knife at them from an overlooking window


6a5676  No.157808

>>157800

>even pakis make bank

Don't think I could pull off being a pimp or a drug dealer tbh, besides the police probably wouldn't go easy on me if I did it.


aeb834  No.157809

File: dc2cb54886d47f3⋯.webm (6.27 MB, 1000x426, 500:213, wisdom.webm)

Use my knowledge, I beg you.


4fcb9c  No.157810

>>157806

if you dont do 120mcg of lsd by next monday ill permanently filter you


4fcb9c  No.157811

>>157808

they also work in shops etc…


bd0879  No.157812


daa043  No.157813

>>157807

>tfw no vanlad theory test

much more sensible than the nonsense they do ask about tbh

>>157810

he could probably manage 120mb of tranny porn but not much else


bec6c9  No.157814

File: b804bbae44d1925⋯.jpg (101.52 KB, 721x928, 721:928, IMG_1251.JPG)

>>157765

Don't worry, I fixed it.


6a5676  No.157815

>>157811

I'm also a cripple.


4fcb9c  No.157816


d52f2d  No.157817

File: e057e79dfec31f7⋯.jpg (77.02 KB, 690x720, 23:24, 1505722433772.jpg)

>>157806

fucking hell lad just pm her


4fcb9c  No.157818

>>157815

how so? im a mental cripple.


e1c38d  No.157819

File: 26829b6b0c11532⋯.png (810.36 KB, 1129x898, 1129:898, 6556456.png)

>>157817

why

i am a loser with nothing to offer her


bd0879  No.157820

File: 7d77b8d716aad8f⋯.gif (366.69 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 7d77b8d716aad8f11f54e7b72d….gif)

>>157814

oh god what have you done


f02d68  No.157821

>>157806

>I have not fapped since midday yesterday and I can feel my testosteronous masculine energy building inside me.

Yes lad, when you finally quit fapping you will able to draw enough strength and confidence to start digging your way out of that hole you're in


4fcb9c  No.157822

>>157813

>vanlad theory

itd just be 45 mins of loudly cussing foreign and women drivers

>120mb of tranny porn

actually kekking


4fcb9c  No.157823


d52f2d  No.157824

>>157819

shes an ex cam whore who's asking people for cash online

she doesnt have a job either btw

just be all spiritual n shit


6a5676  No.157825

>>157818

Assburgers. I always had you down as mental, not so much as a cripple though.


4fcb9c  No.157826

i shall endeavour to chuff a hench zootai more frequently, this is 7/10 amusing tonight tbf


e1c38d  No.157827

>>157824

but i am a neet who lives with mummy and i am fat and have big gyno tits like gordon jahans though not as big

i wouldnt even be able to go to her due to my lack of money for transport and she couldnt come here my family sucks and shed see the horrible way i live and then i have to tell her im a shitty neet thats been in this room for a decade doing nothing


4fcb9c  No.157828

>>157825

thats not a physical cripplement lad, im on the spectrum too tbf.


4fcb9c  No.157829

>>157827

A psychedelic experience (or 'trip') is a temporary altered state of consciousness induced by the consumption of psychedelic drugs (such as LSD, mescaline, psilocybin, 2C-I, DOM, AMT, DMT, and 5-MeO-DMT). For example, the term acid trip refers to psychedelic experiences brought on by the use of LSD.

The term "psychedelic" derives from Greek words meaning "mind revealing". Psychedelic experiences are interpreted in exploratory, learning, recreational, religious/mystical and therapeutic contexts.


9dcdd6  No.157830

File: 70d1d2109c0447b⋯.png (468.64 KB, 2000x1569, 2000:1569, ClipboardImage.png)

>>157814

At least make it a celtic cross smh


4fcb9c  No.157831


6a5676  No.157832

>>157828

You can't fool me, normalfag. I know you go to parties, take drugs, and shag thots.

>>157830

The dragon should be carrying it tbh.


4fcb9c  No.157833

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*sings over skype with lads in 3 countries*

goddamn lag shitbollocks


4fcb9c  No.157834

>>157832

my disguise is utterly convincing then :^)


bd0879  No.157835

>>157830

>>157832

we could use it for a nativist celto-brythonic party


bec6c9  No.157836

File: 0f3c38f9860624f⋯.jpg (52.28 KB, 730x662, 365:331, IMG_1255.JPG)

>>157820

Fixed it. Totally legit too.

>>157830

St. George wasn't a lowly Celt though.


f02d68  No.157837

>>157827

lad why have you been a shitty neet that's spent a decade in his room?


dbd839  No.157838

>>157810

how would he even get that tbh?


d52f2d  No.157839

File: 749cf6a13b54fa3⋯.jpg (226.88 KB, 714x621, 238:207, 1505502943013.jpg)

>>157827

>neet who lives with mummy

make yourself homeless

>i am fat

youll lose weight while you're waiting to be housed

>big gyno tits like gordon jahans though not as big

>not as big

start saving for gyno removal surgery

Get on the sick. theyll have to house you then since youll be "vulnerable" also you sound bipolar but then again im no Dr


4fcb9c  No.157840

>>157837

tbh though


daa043  No.157841

File: 8d2f868ac3ecb7a⋯.png (225.85 KB, 620x293, 620:293, THEY'LL HAVE TO PRY OUR SI….png)

55BC WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


4fcb9c  No.157842

>>157838

ask about. id sell a randomer some trips if they asked nicely and looked suicidal.


9dcdd6  No.157843

>>157836

why would we want a dragon-killer on are dragon flag?


bd0879  No.157844

>>157836

y ddraig coch yn gwaedu ;_;


4fcb9c  No.157845

>>157842

not really gchq haha


f02d68  No.157846

>>157836

>St. George wasn't a lowly Celt though.

That remind me, what's up with the huge difference between St. George the dragon slayer we know and love and the actual St. George?

>>157840

I just don't know how you spend a decade stagnating, it's unthinkable to me tbh


4fcb9c  No.157847

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

run go tell ya mates

cos my lemon is sticky like sellotape


dbd839  No.157848

>>157842

>and looked suicidal.

>giving a suicidal person acid

sounds like they'll have a happy fucking trip tbh


e1c38d  No.157849

>>157837

social anxiety a bit better now i can go to the bank by myself as long as im just putting money in the envelope i dunno how to use the machines and shops too but i get very nervous about it

didnt want a job and couldnt get one ever anyway i did apply to kfc, mcdonalds and burger king a few times each a few years ago but couldnt even get that not even a interview

>>157839

how can i save 5-6k when i am homeless?

i can get a free house by being homeless? as for money, i could go esa but i would 100% fail the assessment that you have to do within a few weeks of starting it. what is even my ailment? social anxiety? oh wait i walk outside by myself sometimes so that mans i pass and can work. thats how those assessments work


4fcb9c  No.157850

>>157846

agreed lad - i seriously fucked up back in the day, but not as bad as ten years of crisps and wanking.


4fcb9c  No.157851

>>157848

>what is a life changing experience

:/


dbd839  No.157852

>>157851

i doubt they would be saved by 120 ug's, they'd probably just have a shit time tbh


4fcb9c  No.157853

>>157852

>shit time on >100mcg

… what acid are you taking lass


dbd839  No.157854

>>157853

just doesnt sound like a good idea to me, but sorry i forgot you know everything lad


d52f2d  No.157855

File: b84ec8c7e96fc77⋯.jpg (60.19 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1505572072168.jpg)

>>157849

>get on esa (bs them)

>get homeless (BS the housing dudes)

>Get a place of your own

>Start saving for gyno surgery

>lose weight and lift while you save up

Just bullshit the welfare services. Chances are you already qualify considering how shit things are for you

lie about leaving the house. You never leave the house

oh and start watching videos made by depressed and mentally ill people on youtube


4fcb9c  No.157856

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>cant pay me £20

REEEEEEEEEEEEE


4fcb9c  No.157857

>>157854

*is insulted by the inference*

:(


aeb834  No.157858

File: fc1661c8922223d⋯.jpg (287.82 KB, 1024x1440, 32:45, blood.jpg)

>>157844

y bridiau draig gwyn


9dcdd6  No.157859

File: ce8ce69c8abbddb⋯.png (1.9 MB, 2010x1158, 335:193, ClipboardImage.png)

Women can't compete


4fcb9c  No.157860

>>157855

this is spme nigger tier advice


aeb834  No.157861

>>157859

It just opened up a new market of autists who would solicit sexual interaction in brothels if they didn't have to talk to or make eye contact with a real woman.


4fcb9c  No.157862

>>157861

theyre better off dead tbf


d52f2d  No.157863

>>157860

gotta hasten the collapse

if he doesnt do it some paki will


4fcb9c  No.157864

>>157863

t. basic bitch accelerationist


9dcdd6  No.157865

>>157861

at least you know the doll doesn't secretly hate you smh


6a5676  No.157866

File: fdb47db3585ed93⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.1 MB, 720x404, 180:101, the new frontier.webm)

>>157859

VR waifu revolution soon

>>157860

Is that a bad thing? I can't tell any more.


4fcb9c  No.157867

>>157865

the prpzzie not liking you but doing it anyway for money is a part of the enjoyment


e1c38d  No.157868

>>157855

but how do i pay for the house? do i just get a free house? surely theres rent? i dont hinnk you can afford to pay for rent and utilities and all that shit on esa either

i was thinking about going on jobseekers earlier today but i cant go on training shit

i could probably do the esa one though

just say i never leave the house and get my sister to go with me to the assessment

i dont think i can do the house thing but i can probably do the esa thing

but i just looked at it and its 57 a week

even after a year id have just 2.7k which isnt enough

its lke 4-6k


aeb834  No.157869

>>157866

>his avatar is black

Holy shit why.


4fcb9c  No.157870

>>157866

its a bad thing when it undermines the whitemans work ethic, yeah.


9dcdd6  No.157871

>>157867

smh you're a sex monster


4fcb9c  No.157872

>>157871

no i just get my moneys worth by enjoying all aspects of the encounter.


4fcb9c  No.157873

>>157866

this is unmasculine af


d52f2d  No.157874

>>157868

ESA and Jobseekers stack.

Youll get more bennies to pay for rent, at least you do in Scotland(Thank you Anglos)


aeb834  No.157875

>my new epilator arrived but it was left outside the door instead of inside the lobby so I only just found it

Aaahhh I've been waiting for this.

>>157871

SA was right about the heathens lad.


4fcb9c  No.157876

>>157874

thats scummy af lad sort your shortbread munching advice out


e1c38d  No.157877

File: de61ab5923965c7⋯.png (120.47 KB, 747x730, 747:730, de61ab5923965c797691f76a67….png)

File: 4046667cd26e2c3⋯.png (1.42 MB, 1287x865, 1287:865, 575647.png)

Bedtime. I hope I dream of myself living in a polygamous marriage with Scully and Rose.

Scully will be in the kitchen cooking. Rose will be in the garden communing with Mother Nature and planting vegetables and flowers. I will walk up behind Scully and cuddle her from behind and have a little smooch with her. Then I will go talk to the Rose in the garden and cuddle under a tree together. Then Scully will come out and say dinner is ready and we will eat together. Then they will both go to their bathrooms (We all have a seperate bathroom because I'm rich and succesful and have a big house) and prepare themselves to be taken by me, by bathing and putting on sexy outfits. I'll take care of the washing up quickly while they do this, then grab myself a shower.

Then they will go to my chambers and lay in bed waiting for me. Then I shall have them both. For I am a man and I take what is mine.


4fcb9c  No.157878

>>157875

dont start that, mister


4fcb9c  No.157879

>>157877

night lad


bec6c9  No.157880

>>157844

Dracentse bléden slím.

>>157846

What do you mean? There isn't a difference between the two, the actual St. George killed a dragon.


9dcdd6  No.157881

File: 9a517a010d74641⋯.png (34.63 KB, 193x200, 193:200, 13976522.png)

>>157875

>my new epilator arrived

Nice

>SA was right about the heathens lad.

What did SA say about them?


4fcb9c  No.157882

File: 8cb9facae95da5a⋯.jpg (481.43 KB, 1200x898, 600:449, 20170613_133457.jpg)


6a5676  No.157883

>>157870

Cheating bennies is probably a job in itself tbh and if putting his mind to that distracts him from seamonkey dating websites and shit tier waifus whilst helping get him on his feet then that's for the best.

>>157867

Get the feeling you're more of a sociopath than a sperg tbhlad.


d52f2d  No.157884

File: 597847fb5de2c7e⋯.jpg (57.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1505632902100.jpg)

>>157876

well if he cant sort himself out he can always use my nigger advice


aeb834  No.157885

Oh god it sounds terrifying.


bd0879  No.157886

>>157875

They sting quite a bit brace yourself


9dcdd6  No.157887

>>157885

does your family know you use it, lass?


bec6c9  No.157888

>>157875

Bit gay to shave your legs lad. Real men have body hair. A man without hair on his legs can't be trusted.


4fcb9c  No.157889

>>157883

>cheating bennies is good

never go full varg

>sociopath

*narrows eyes*

touchè.

>>157884


4fcb9c  No.157890

>>157888

hilarious slander trips confirm


d52f2d  No.157891

File: cc4bee7a03b4e54⋯.jpg (48.54 KB, 517x524, 517:524, b59936532d1edd65be2922f0b4….jpg)

night everyone and remember the benefits system is there for those who need it!


aeb834  No.157892

File: e08437429be8a4d⋯.png (357.85 KB, 720x720, 1:1, stare.png)

>>157886

O-oh, do you use one?

>>157887

Of course, mummy bought this one for me.

>>157888

Body hair is for dykes and mexicans tbh.


4fcb9c  No.157893

>>157891

night laxxie


3a2c65  No.157894

>>157875

>epilator

GAY

GAY

GAY

GAY


9dcdd6  No.157895

>>157891

Night lad

>>157892

>Of course, mummy bought this one for me.

oh. Do you compete in swimming?


4fcb9c  No.157896

>>157886

>>157892

is that a pantyliner shaver thing? theyre 9/10 for shaping sideburns and other foliage tbf


dbd839  No.157897


4fcb9c  No.157898

>>157894

if its what i think it is then i have one tbh kek


aeb834  No.157899

>>157894

I'm guessing a lot of your acquaintances use these.

>>157895

No, I never learned to swim as a child despite going to the pool regularly smh. I understand how to do it now but I haven't been to a pool in years.


3a2c65  No.157900

File: 748d576ca201d1c⋯.png (414.97 KB, 629x405, 629:405, ClipboardImage.png)

>>157898

like mechanical tweezers that just pull the hair straight out.


4fcb9c  No.157901

File: 1801d874c00969f⋯.jpg (14.54 KB, 600x439, 600:439, cat_hair_cut_5.jpg)


4fcb9c  No.157902

>>157900

yeah i got dat shit


aeb834  No.157903

>>157900

It's hella efficient because the hair doesn't grow back as quickly as a razor.


9dcdd6  No.157904

>>157900

Ouch

>>157899

smh I guess it makes you more aerodynamic for your morality walks if you ever decide to do them in the nude at least


4fcb9c  No.157905

>(89)

+

>(70)

ahhh it doesnt count reeeeeeeeeeee *injects peds to get to 300*


bd0879  No.157906

>>157892

beats shaving

>>157896

it's a WMD


4fcb9c  No.157907

>>157903

the hair also grows back thicker and more luscious


aeb834  No.157908

>>157904

I got it solely for the beauty aspect tbh, I've never considered the sporting application before.

>>157907

I hope not.


9dcdd6  No.157909

>>157907

pretty sure I've heard the opposite


4fcb9c  No.157910

>>157906

>wmd

whizz my dreambush


3a2c65  No.157911

>>157902

why?

>>157907

I heard it actually makes the hair weaker and grows back slower?


dbd839  No.157912

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>24 seconds


4fcb9c  No.157913

>>157909

youve heard wrong lass.

>>157908

im £20 certain of the fact


aeb834  No.157914

>>157913

I've heard both version before, maybe it depends on hormones.


9dcdd6  No.157915

>>157912

I'M REDDIT RIIIIIIIIIIIICK


4fcb9c  No.157916

>>157911

ever felt a lasses legs 4 days after a waxxing?


9dcdd6  No.157917

File: c76832c0d961ed4⋯.png (287.89 KB, 638x479, 638:479, ClipboardImage.png)

>>157913

I'll trust this image, it wouldn't lie


4fcb9c  No.157918

>>157914

it probably does depend on whether youre taking hormones or not, yeah


3a2c65  No.157919


3a2c65  No.157920

>>157914

CONFIRMED


dbd839  No.157921

>>157915

WE MADE IT REDDIT XDXDXD


4fcb9c  No.157922

>>157917

*dies of laughter*

good one lad


9dcdd6  No.157923

File: e65c9c2dbcf4b34⋯.png (9.1 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)

tbh Pembs and Neo should meet up and have a lass night where they use their epilators, put cucumber slices on their eyes and talks about boys and then ends the night with a pillow fight tbh


aeb834  No.157924

File: 2ca3c92ffb7f732⋯.png (333.46 KB, 620x600, 31:30, happy8.png)

>>157917

>six to eight weeks

>>157918

I don't mean hrt whoremones aaaaaahhhh, I mean the normal hormonal composition of a person's body.


4fcb9c  No.157925

>>157919

its significantly different to a lass who hasnt shaved in 4 days


9dcdd6  No.157926

File: 41c49dc6f0de482⋯.png (188.99 KB, 861x864, 287:288, ClipboardImage.png)


4fcb9c  No.157927

>>157923

sausage party?


9dcdd6  No.157928

>>157927

ew no that sounds gay


4fcb9c  No.157929

>>157926

>superficial mechanical observations

i could go into detail about how wrong this is but nobody would be listening smh


4fcb9c  No.157930

>>157928

its 10/10 gay


4fcb9c  No.157931

fat cone


aeb834  No.157932

File: 6cfc12eab4db5b0⋯.png (1.04 MB, 800x1131, 800:1131, __artoria_pendragon_and_ar….png)

>>157923

We can reenact St George and the Dragon at the end. I'll be St George with the lance and Pembs can be the dragon.


bec6c9  No.157933

>>157912

You're just not intelligent enough to understand it lad. You probably don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny too smh


ceaeef  No.157934

>>157928

I could get with the cucumbers on the eyes bit tho. Sounds like a laugh

>>157925

smh lad that was a subtle brag


4fcb9c  No.157935

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


4fcb9c  No.157936

>>157934

no it wasnt… hang on maybe relatively it was in this context.


daa043  No.157937

File: 8d2f868ac3ecb7a⋯.png (225.85 KB, 620x293, 620:293, THEY'LL HAVE TO PRY OUR SI….png)

>>157935

*doesn't stay up forever*

night lads

if I don't post by 7pm I'm unconscious in a north somerset hedge


9dcdd6  No.157938

>>157930

I have two images, lad. You have none. I win. smh

>>157932

TOO LEWD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm pure

the white blue-eyed aryan dragon of innocence

>>157934

>I could get with the cucumbers on the eyes bit tho. Sounds like a laugh

pretty sure lasses do that, lad


4fcb9c  No.157939

File: c34d3907c4a724d⋯.jpg (179.69 KB, 596x650, 298:325, 20170625_215735.jpg)

BOI

O

I


4fcb9c  No.157940

>>157937

smh me neither, night lass


4fcb9c  No.157941

>>157938

you drew the 2 pictures tho lass


aeb834  No.157942

>>157938

But the huwhite dragon is the saxon dragon lad…


3a2c65  No.157943

File: 75157f0d4619cfe⋯.png (638.07 KB, 600x600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

*blocks your path*


ceaeef  No.157944

>>157936

kek I was joking. But in the context it is a bit

>>157938

Aye they do lad. They also cut their hair and wipe their arses after shitting. These are things we can all do

>>157937

Night lad. I hope the hedge treats you well


4fcb9c  No.157945

File: 4aca1c5b2e2c086⋯.png (1.36 MB, 688x1008, 43:63, BlueEyesWhiteDragon-DUSA-E….png)

>>157938

>22st is blue eyes white dragon


9dcdd6  No.157946

>>157941

keek

>>157942

based mongrel blood allows me to be both tbh

>>157943

fucking hell

>>157944

thank God. Wouldn't want lassies walking around without wiping smh


ceaeef  No.157947

>>157943

*slaughters mercilessly and continues on path*

Wow RPing is so fun


9dcdd6  No.157948

>>157939

How did you get to 100 so fast? Jesus CHRIST DON'T BEAT MY RECORD YOU CUNT

>>157945

was referencing that tbh. Never watched it but I know about it keek


3a2c65  No.157949

File: 703040c7eff2417⋯.png (615.59 KB, 600x574, 300:287, ClipboardImage.png)

>>157947

*respawns*

*farts*


3a2c65  No.157950

File: 49bdedc08f1dd55⋯.webm (969.11 KB, 480x360, 4:3, teleports behind you.webm)

*teleports behind you*

HAYAI


9dcdd6  No.157951

File: 1fe44fb7beeba30⋯.png (989.77 KB, 841x997, 841:997, ClipboardImage.png)

We all know socks in sandals is a memi, but what about boots in slippers?


d3ecb3  No.157952

Man, woman get so emotional about people using their photos for attention whore accounts even when that's the exact thing they're doing.


ceaeef  No.157953

>>157939

Congratulations and salutations from canada

>>157949

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I fucking hate cripples tbh


ceaeef  No.157954

ceaeef


4fcb9c  No.157955

>>157948

sekrit posting enhancement drugs


4fcb9c  No.157956

>>157954

u wot nigga


bec6c9  No.157957

>>157939

Congrats lad.

>>157942

Gylden dracan sy cyst dracan.


4fcb9c  No.157958

im sadly too wrecked to continue this hilarious marathon


aeb834  No.157959

File: 7695fa826d0b81f⋯.jpg (131.08 KB, 888x1202, 444:601, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg)

Night night everyone, I'm going to epilate the fuck out of myself tomorrow.


4fcb9c  No.157960

>>157950

this angers me


ceaeef  No.157961

>>157956

peep my ID niqqa


ceaeef  No.157962

>>157958

Ahhhhhhhhh but you could beat 22st's record ladddddddddddddd


4fcb9c  No.157963

File: 3080c47e7352ca6⋯.jpg (19.17 KB, 500x418, 250:209, lek-4a951bf010b12.jpg)

>>157961

ohh shit nigga

>>157962

meh im happy for him to remain the postmaster tbf, in about 20 mins im gonna be sparko


ceaeef  No.157964

>>157960

when both of your children are time and food consuming genetic dead ends you gotta do something to keep yourself entertained


9dcdd6  No.157965

File: 0c6511859967627⋯.png (23.71 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Neo kiss1.png)

>>157959

Night lass. Show us the results


3a2c65  No.157966

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*maybe I should get some dinky eastern euro scooter lol*


4fcb9c  No.157967

>>157964

thats dark af lad, kek


aeb834  No.157968

Stop posting goblins and wish me goodnight aaaaaaahhhhh.


bec6c9  No.157969

>>157964

>when both of your children are time and food consuming genetic dead ends

You leave them on a hill.


4fcb9c  No.157970

File: 0bbd948fb219bd3⋯.jpg (24.05 KB, 280x210, 4:3, Suzuki_TS50XKR_2002.jpg)

>>157966

BUY A TS50 NAO

and put an 80 kit, fat carb and a straight through pipe on that bad boiii


4fcb9c  No.157971

>>157968

fuck off, goblins>neo


dbd839  No.157972

>>157933

tbf you do have to be quite smart to grasp the subtle humour


4fcb9c  No.157973

>>157969

*you feed them to pigs


3a2c65  No.157974

File: 4cb10aff6ebb353⋯.png (3.96 MB, 1600x1600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>157968

>cute Chad at school finally asks you out

>tall, handsome, purportedly from a rich family

>you'll finally be able to make all the other girl jealous

>prom night finally comes up

>you're dressed to the nines

>open the door and he has a hooligan in either arm

>"Hey guess what!? My sister's are coming to prom too!"

>"This was my idea entirely, not my mom's!"

>the one called Lola is handed to you

>the stench is indescribable

>you both pose with your hooligans in arms

>the shutter clicks

>Lola releases all over your wrist corsage

>this is your life now


f02d68  No.157975

>>157943

>>157949

That guy looks like he's twelve ffs


4fcb9c  No.157976

>>157974

dedinside.jpg


3a2c65  No.157977

>>157975

the goblins are older than him


f02d68  No.157978

>>157974

Disregard my last post just read this smh


f02d68  No.157979

>>157977

thought he was the dad smh smh


4fcb9c  No.157981

whoop there it is


d3ecb3  No.157982

Sons of Homeopathy


ceaeef  No.157983

>>157967

Oh no, I ruined it with my bad attitude again…

Smh I really don't like cripples. Is that mean? I really dislike corruptions of the human form and spirit tbh.

>>157969

Now where would the fun in that be


4fcb9c  No.157984

>>157982

some bad as niggas right there


4fcb9c  No.157985

>>157983

nah the parents should have fed them to pigs years ago


4fcb9c  No.157986

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


3a2c65  No.157987

File: f374004551144b5⋯.png (2.83 MB, 1600x1053, 1600:1053, ClipboardImage.png)

>>157979

here's the family. The boy is the youngest iirc


f02d68  No.157988

>>157987

Third time lucky I guess

>Lurchers

Best dogs tbh


3a2c65  No.157989

One of them was only meant to live for less than a year and I think she turns 16 this year. Laughed at this green text I found

>tfw you're called into a dark backroom to receive your "inheritance"

>it's no paltry sum, fifteen million dollars

>but there is a clause

>two little humunculi are wheeled forth in a baby stroller

>you're told that these are your great, great aunts.

>they have outlived their mother, brother, and his child- your great aunt

>now- they are in your charge

>Lola lets out a high-pitched protracted fart


4fcb9c  No.157990

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

ahhhh


4fcb9c  No.157991

>>157989

holy heck


ceaeef  No.157992

>>157977

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY SHOULD'VE DIED BEFORE 13

>>157985

agreed tbh. By the grace of god go my loins, I prey I never have to bin my own lil' goblins


bd0879  No.157993

>>157959

tell us how it goes lass, goodnight


bec6c9  No.157994

File: 67e7fa8ceb6a6c2⋯.jpg (201.97 KB, 1108x750, 554:375, IMG_1258.JPG)

>>157973

The best thing to do is to cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you've got your six pieces, you got to get rid of them, 'cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?


4fcb9c  No.157995

>>157992

me2, but ill be damned if i dont bin any of my sprogs that are troll-esque


4fcb9c  No.157996

>>157994

rather just bang them in a suutcase ans then straight in a resevoir


3a2c65  No.157997

the mother is a fucking crackhead wew

>Hell, a few months after Claire was born, I was driving in a Dillon's parking lot on a cold winter day when I spotted some harmless Knights of Columbus workers wearing vests which read, "HELP RETARDED CHILDREN" on the back and collecting money for their organization. You'd shit your pants if you saw how fast I jerked my car into PARK (delaying several cars behind me and coming toward me), hopped out of it, and jump-straddled some poor guy's ass for wearing such an insulting slogan on the back of his vest, as if HE himself was the one who designed the damn thing with hate in his heart. OMG! I shouted, "I AM THE PARENT OF A QUOTE RETARDED CHILD END QUOTE AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOU WEARING SUCH AN OUTDATED, RUDE, INAPPROPRIATE VEST!!! The PROPER terminology is 'special needs' these days!!!!!!!!!!!" Dude stood there speechless then said, "I'll pass that on. Thanks." I stormed off, got in my car, parked it, and bawled my eyes out for my sweet Claire, for her disability, for myself, for my family and how CHANGED our lives would now be forever – whether she lived or died. It was so NEW… the "wound" so fresh. THIS KILLED ME. I will say, the next year I saw these guys out again, and they had on new vests which read, "HELP HANDICAPPED CHILDREN." For some reason, that actually felt BETTER to me. I stayed in my car this time and after much deliberation convinced myself I had indeed WON. Yes, I DO have issues. :)


4fcb9c  No.157998

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im done chaps, on the morrow to ye all


4fcb9c  No.157999

druids


4fcb9c  No.158000

druids tbh


ceaeef  No.158001

>>157995

Oh indeed lad. It's far preferable than letting those little bastards drag my family name and reputation through the mud all the while reminding myself of the failures lurking in my testes.

>>157997

>the mother is a fucking crackhead wew

That is at least comforting.

>>157998

night laxx


4fcb9c  No.158002

>>158001

more that its cruel to the poor wee mites to keep them alive, but whatever floats your boat.


ceaeef  No.158003

File: 5494e8ad4888303⋯.jpg (68.25 KB, 345x588, 115:196, 4651c6c84c7ecad46f4e932e22….jpg)

>>158000

>>157999

checkaroo

>>158002

o-oh uh yeah, and that…


bd0879  No.158004

>>157998

night van lad


3a2c65  No.158005

>>157998

night laddite


d3ecb3  No.158006

When a lass's expectations exceed her reality, she needs some sanity.


9dcdd6  No.158007

>>158003

that's a nice deer boi

>>157998

night lad


4fcb9c  No.158008

File: 09bf28f3ac856de⋯.jpg (103.6 KB, 768x512, 3:2, 20170822_215309.jpg)

>>158004

*vanlass


ceaeef  No.158009

>>158007

It's Cernunnos. Celtic God of Fertility, Life, Wealth, the underworld and some other shit.

I've donned him as a half avatar because many the pictures of him on interest were funny to me


bd0879  No.158010

>>158008

o-oh sorry lass


9dcdd6  No.158011

>>158009

>tfw every god is a god of fertility


ceaeef  No.158012

>>158011

It adds quite a bit of value to add it to your Godly cv tbh. Fertility Gods always go down well at parties ect


d3ecb3  No.158013

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when you piss a rude roastie off and maintain your inner cool


bec6c9  No.158014

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NEW CF FOR YOU ALL TO ENJOY


3a2c65  No.158015


d3ecb3  No.158016

tried to teach an older pinay how to use her favorite dating site again after she was banned. kept telling me it wouldn't work, didn't even try my methods.


3a2c65  No.158017

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bec6c9  No.158018

>>158015

Sorry, meant Nostalgia Wound. What you got against CF?


b6ca69  No.158019

File: 108d9e8a332beed⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1884x898, 942:449, qt emo grill is aesthetic.png)

i want to go back to the best day of my life

to when i was happy, and death was my wife


9dcdd6  No.158020

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CAPITALIST JAHANS


3a2c65  No.158021

>>158018

he's just dull, nihilistic Christian dullness that leads to nothing but flagellation.


b6ca69  No.158022

File: d2341557f184f26⋯.png (624.26 KB, 1902x906, 317:151, qt emo grill being emo.png)

*is edgy and emo*


b6ca69  No.158023

>>158020

Thank God, I can finally oppose him on economic grounds also

>>158021

CF is no Christian


3a2c65  No.158024

>>158023

>mr wages of SIN IS DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH

>not christian

wewicus laddicus tbh


9dcdd6  No.158025

File: 3b6b062586fecee⋯.png (1.05 MB, 736x981, 736:981, ClipboardImage.png)

*puts dragonfly crest on my helmet because dragonflies can't fly backwards and are thus always moving forwards and never retreating*

*dies the first time my army routes*

smh I didn't think this through

>>158023

You couldn't oppose whatever he was before?


b6ca69  No.158026

File: 7722747f5bcf2d1⋯.png (30.15 KB, 241x263, 241:263, 56.png)

>>>/pol/10623815

>>>/pol/10623821

JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING YANKS


9dcdd6  No.158027

touched my eye wiht my finger hours ago and it still feels dry and painful for fuck's sake


bec6c9  No.158028

>>158020

>animals can't be stupid

>humans are animals

>humans are good at being stupid

Is he stupid?

>>158021

I enjoy his content, it complements the other Christian podcasts I listen to that are heavy on theology.


b6ca69  No.158029

>>158024

>anyone who claims to be a Christian is a real Christian

>>158025

Now I can be anti-capitalist safe in the knowledge that he is not that anymore


bec6c9  No.158030

>>158028

>compliment

smh, my phone thinks it's French and it refuses to go back to normal


3a2c65  No.158031

>>158029

>not Christian because herts says he is

he's as Christian as the westboro or random amerinigger scam churches are Christian. your opinion of who is and isn't a Christian isn't gonna stop him and his pals and other's just like him calling and using Christian teachings.


b6ca69  No.158032

Wow linksposter is even an insufferable faggot when talking to jerries, too, of all people

>>158031

So, not Christian. If you judge Christianity based on him then you're as bad as the atheist fedoralords tbh


3a2c65  No.158033

>>158032

Then "who" is Christian, because they're following Christ just as much and if a not more so than others do.


9dcdd6  No.158034

>>158032

I never knew this linkposter memi


dbd839  No.158035

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ITS YA BOI BRITPOSTER

IN DA HOUZ


bec6c9  No.158036

>>158030

No it was right actually. I should go to bed smh

>>158031

How are Westboro not Christians? They preach verses of the Bible many others either ignore or reject for not being progressive enough.


3a2c65  No.158037

>>158036

I say they are Christian


b6ca69  No.158038

>>158033

>they're following Christ just as much

But they're not

Screaming WHITE WOMEN FUCK DOGS is not something a Christian does

>>158034

literal jerrycuck autist who posts on /brit/ and /pol/ even though literally nobody wants to talk to him because he's an insufferable faggot and he only posts links anyway.

He's the one that plagiarised an amazon review way back when. Remember that thread? Many keks were had


3a2c65  No.158039

>>158038

is that your only criteria? Because christian christians have said a lot more vulgar things.


b6ca69  No.158040

>>158035

ello

>>158036

>How are Westboro not Christians?

They're Americans.

>>158037

t. not a Christian


dbd839  No.158041

>>158040

What it do boo?


3a2c65  No.158042

>>158040

lol whatever you say pope herts


b6ca69  No.158043

>>158039

>is that your only criteria?

I don't have the time for a complex theological discussion right now tbh but tl;dr no ofc not, it's just wrong to claim that cf is Christian

>christian christians have said a lot more vulgar things

like who?

>>158041

I was being edgy and emo and now I've been drawn into a debate. Interesting I guess


9dcdd6  No.158044

>>158038

no, lad. Point him out for me, please


dbd839  No.158045

>>158043

atleast you're keeping yourself occupied. I seem to have not realised the time so im off to sleep now kek, seeya


b6ca69  No.158046

>>158042

I feel I have more authority on this subject than someone who is obviously not a Christian himself

You're doing the same thing the ayytheists do tbh

>>158044

>>>/pol/10625181

this ID in this thread

Once you recognise his posting style its easy to spot him

>>158045

>not staying up like a madman

kek, night lad


3a2c65  No.158047

>>158046

I was born and raised a Roman Catholic and was one until early this year. but if you have this authority please demonstrate what makes CF not Christian other than vulgarity?


b6ca69  No.158048

File: 38280672d7bb553⋯.jpg (15.94 KB, 512x512, 1:1, AYY.jpg)

>>>/pol/10622894

>muh based separatists

We need to teach /pol/ and certain people on this board (you know who you are) that the only good separatists are the ones in Star Wars


ceaeef  No.158049

>>158038

Are you a christian lad?

What's more important I think is that 'real christian' or no, he holds the christian mindset which can, and in his case has, lead to dullness and flagellation (>>158021)


3a2c65  No.158050

>>158048

>literally the most left wing region of Spain

>first region to have a blanket ban on bull fighting

ew catalonians


ceaeef  No.158051

>>158035

sup pup, I've spilled more ale down me weskut than youve supped tonight


ceaeef  No.158052

>>158045

>>158051

oh he left kek. night tbh


9dcdd6  No.158053

>>158046

thanks, lass


bec6c9  No.158054

>>158038

A Christian is not supposed to judge the sincerity of another Christian's belief. I have no reason to doubt that does he believe in God after having listened to his radio episodes. His use of foul language is something he has commented on and regrets, but from the content he consumes to produce his show and the state of the world it is easy to see why he slips.

"Out of the same mouth proceedeth blessing and cursing. My brethren, these things ought not so to be." (James 3:10)


b6ca69  No.158055

File: fd70727fc8de1bf⋯.jpg (1.76 MB, 1521x2048, 1521:2048, 1472101814345.jpg)

>>158047

>papist

opinion discarded

tbh I'm not getting my Bible and other stuff out rn. Let's just agree to disagree for now cause it's late and I have stuff tomorrow

>>158049

>Are you a christian lad?

Yes.

I don't pretend to a bastion of morality myself but I try

>What's more important I think is that 'real christian' or no, he holds the christian mindset which can, and in his case has, lead to dullness and flagellation

But my point is that that isn't a Christian mindset.

>>158050

GENERALISSIMO FRANCO DO IT AGAIN


b6ca69  No.158056

>>158054

>A Christian is not supposed to judge the sincerity of another Christian's belief

But I'm not doing that

I'm saying he isn't a Christian at all

You sound a bit LARPy tbh. You don't have to sound like you're in 1900 all the time


3a2c65  No.158057

>>158055

>anything other than a papist

unless you're orthodogs xd high church slavonic you've got less authority than me on the nature of CF being "Unchristian" seeing as he much prefers non-denom and aspects of prots than the Catholics.

>Franco

>not Rivera

now you're discarded


3a2c65  No.158058

>>158057

And firebrands of the "white girls fuck dogs" variety tend to come more from Lutheran-esque non-denom churches than the papacy.


b6ca69  No.158059

File: 4063b29ecd7a384⋯.jpg (37.56 KB, 297x322, 297:322, gott strafe amerika.jpg)

>yanks can't comprehend why Merkel is winning

I'm going to have an aneurysm

how can you be this ignorant and yet have such unparalleled arrogance

>>158057

>unless you're orthodogs xd high church slavonic

;^)

lmao I'm no LARPer but I'm Orthodox. British though, not some Greek/Russian LARP

>>Franco

>>not Rivera

>implying I don't know the nigga PdR

Franco's the one who actually suppressed the Catalans though cause he was the only one who made it into power by letting Jose die in prison smdh


b6ca69  No.158060

File: f311f563e5ba9b7⋯.jpg (64.56 KB, 649x513, 649:513, burger yelling.jpg)

>CDU is Bernie-tier


ceaeef  No.158061

>>158055

Penance and dullness is common in most of the modern Christians I know of, especially ones who actually obey the scriptures. I've seen many hardliners who favour penance and morality over cheeky funsies. It seems to me that it's the natural course of action after assuming sin in yourself. At the very least I very rarely see the mindset in none Christians


bec6c9  No.158062

>>158056

Ultimately it's not your place to say whether he truly is or isn't. God cannot be fooled, and neither can man fool himself.

>spolier

But I want to go back to then lad.


3a2c65  No.158063

>>158059

He also arranged for the Carlist leader's plane to mysteriously crash and thus leave him as the only man with a strong power structure and influence over the Spanish public…

>English Orthodox

>A norman

>now that's what I call Larping


ceaeef  No.158064

>>158062

I like your 1900s pious posting tbh. Keep it up


8633bb  No.158065

File: 2eafebcbba5466d⋯.png (803.04 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

favourite high-street cigar lads?


b6ca69  No.158066

>>158061

It really depends on what denom they are, their upbringing, etc.

I mean I'm not like that myself at all, I try to be moral but I don't ban fun like a Puritan

Seems to me 'modern Christians' influenced by America are a big reason for this perception. We need old Christianity back tbh

>>158062

>Ultimately it's not your place to say whether he truly is or isn't.

There's nothing wrong with sound judgement lad - the sin is hypocrisy.

>But I want to go back to then lad.

Me too lad but people in 1900 didn't pretend it was 1800 tbh

You are a good lad all the same though

>>158063

Well, at least the commies didn't win

Though Stalinist Spain > Carlist Spain MAYBE

>spoiler

Normans were Christian though lad, nothing wrong with simply being the right kind I'm more Saxon than Norman anyway and more Viking than anything else so it's a moot point


ceaeef  No.158067

>>158065

I'll get back to you once I have enough money to indulge in my smoking habit past the occasional shitty cigar or a pack for clubbing and bar hopping tbh.


3a2c65  No.158068

>>158066

Normans weren't Orthadox lad, there's a reason why Alfred the Great is an Orthadox saint. And that the Norman invasion was a conspiracy by the pope to end the western Orthodox church which is why the Pope supported William

**>I'm more saxon than norman

make your mind up then because earlier you were quite keen to be a norman smh tbh lad


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bec6c9  No.158070

>>158059

>British Orthodox

Do you mean to say you follow the Orthodox Anglican Communion rather than that you are a British Orthodox?

>>158064

Thanks lad.


9dcdd6  No.158071

File: c56f6e159e55e49⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 297.88 KB, 928x609, 32:21, ClipboardImage.png)

>it's a jews are vulgar episode


3a2c65  No.158072


b6ca69  No.158073

File: 18bcf7a6889d23c⋯.png (204.94 KB, 1022x2570, 511:1285, TheEternalPole.png)

>>>/pol/10619534

>>/pol/ loves a EU-loving country

ragefuel is potent

>>158068

I'm well aware of that, I was mostly shitposting about being Norman tbh, it's the same everytime muh heritage comes up, I pick one and run with it

For the record, I would've sided with Harold and not William, despite being descended from Norman aristocracy

>>158070

Not Anglican no lad


9dcdd6  No.158074

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DIS PRAYS OF MY ANCESTORS


ceaeef  No.158075

>>158071

They're just not very creative tbh


3a2c65  No.158076

>>158073

>Orthdox

>siding with the Vikings AGAIN

wew lad cmon. It's just getting messier and messier and we've left the main point of how is CF christian or unchristian


bec6c9  No.158077

>>158073

>not Anglican

Ew.

>>158071

I'm glad I cancelled my Netflix subscription because they removed Scrubs. Amazon has much better exclusive content, Transparent aside that is.


b6ca69  No.158078

File: 9f013c0199b7d40⋯.png (369.36 KB, 1902x893, 1902:893, see you in spain lads.png)

Night lads

>>158076

Harold, not Harald and we may never will because quite frankly I don't waste my time on e-celebs and neither should you

>>158077

Better than papism certainly at least


ceaeef  No.158079

>>158078

night lad


3a2c65  No.158080

>>158078

It's their fault everyone's name looks the fucking same I'm glad Irish names are a big mess or very common so you can immediately know who is who smh tbh lad it's not about e-celebs but CF-type christians as well as CF and his general attitude


9dcdd6  No.158081

>>158078

night lad


bec6c9  No.158082

File: e3bed195600d696⋯.png (89.23 KB, 750x732, 125:122, IMG_1259.PNG)

>>158078

BEGOME ANGLIKAN

Night lad.

>>158080

Got to be careful with Taigs and their names because of how many Anglicised their names to hide their true origins. They're devious and cunning like Jews.


3a2c65  No.158083

>>158082

hurtful tbh lad


bec6c9  No.158084

>>158083

Why is it hurtful? You're not a Taig are you lad?


3a2c65  No.158085

>>158084

Tadhg means poet lad


bec6c9  No.158086

>>158085

It's been used as a term for the inhabihants of Teague Land since the 17th century though. It's rather ironic that the Irish are returning to "traditional" Irish names as their homeland becomes less and less Irish, although I daresay that a return to tradition and a longing for the past are to be expected when a country is inundated with foreigners that are so massively different.


3a2c65  No.158087

>>158086

Yeah it comes from how common a name it used to be, lots of Irish kings and well respected men were called Tadhg. Like everyone calling Germans "Hans". You only know how much you'll miss something when it's gone, lad.


bec6c9  No.158088

>>158087

Night lad.


9dcdd6  No.158089

Haven't slept for 36 hours but I'm not tired. Help


3a2c65  No.158090

>>158089

everything thinks that until they close their eyes for a minute.


9dcdd6  No.158091

File: 23e59ab6bd47a46⋯.png (2.22 MB, 1500x1072, 375:268, ClipboardImage.png)

BIG BATTLES

>73.000 vs 118.000

>>158090

probably true. I'm watching a video so maybe when I'm done and lie down I'll fall asleep pretty easily.


3a2c65  No.158092

>tfw started hallucinating

aaaaaaaaaah must go to bed


9dcdd6  No.158093


3a2c65  No.158094

>>158093

nothing serious just seeing stuff in the corner of my eyes


9dcdd6  No.158095

night lassies


daa043  No.158096

*gets up*


378b74  No.158097

GOOD MORNING BENNNNNNDDDDDEEERRRRRSSSS


9dcdd6  No.158098

>>158096

*gets up but feels like shit*

>>158097

morning straitboi


378b74  No.158099

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>>158098

DU HAS

>>158096

morning dude


9dcdd6  No.158100

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ceaeef  No.158101

>>158096

>>158097

>>158098

Morning you fucking plonkers

and goodbye tbh. I gotta go if I wanna catch the bus today


9dcdd6  No.158102

>>158101

remember to run this time lass


378b74  No.158103

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THE GAL DEM SUGAR


9dcdd6  No.158104

File: 65a07c2dd6970e2⋯.gif (134.23 KB, 570x768, 95:128, Jog3.gif)


9dcdd6  No.158105

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9dcdd6  No.158106

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Based Welsh miner representation


9dcdd6  No.158107

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FRESH WEWSBOI


daa043  No.158108

File: 4fcce7a2d3a18e6⋯.png (89.06 KB, 255x381, 85:127, honkp.png)

>bus station timetable only lists a 12:30 departure

>online timetable has reasonable regular routes

if the bus doesn't appear in 20 minutes it looks like a morning of cycling


9dcdd6  No.158109

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File: a4f8a5097e428c9⋯.png (5.71 MB, 1260x1945, 252:389, ClipboardImage.png)


daa043  No.158110

File: 921de9699976556⋯.png (202.27 KB, 500x461, 500:461, aaaaaaaaaa.png)

>porridge and cream

>cream tastes a bit off

dad why did you do this I don't want to shart my insides out halfway to the train station


daa043  No.158111

>>158107

>tfw no moggmentum


9dcdd6  No.158112

File: e2b06be68bc1d11⋯.png (15.96 KB, 418x474, 209:237, ClipboardImage.png)

>>158108

*cycles int he middle of the road uphill*


9dcdd6  No.158113

>>158110

did he put rotting apples in it again or something?


e42623  No.158114

>>158110

farted boombaclaated

looked at her arse and seen shit departed


9dcdd6  No.158115

>>158114

kek what the fuck


9dcdd6  No.158116

File: b795b146d1cf350⋯.png (706.71 KB, 736x883, 736:883, ClipboardImage.png)


9dcdd6  No.158117

File: e590eb7f8cd7beb⋯.png (597.66 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

Can't this lad just fuck off. He thinks of himself as some kind of hero


9dcdd6  No.158118

File: 5c26e2734170c68⋯.png (282.88 KB, 640x740, 32:37, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e3bb808d943a50b⋯.jpg (86.09 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1432472721649.jpg)

WHO THE FUCK PAYS AS NIGGER TO WATCH THEIR KID WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

https://twitter.com/Alexstclaire171/status/909884198172991488


daa043  No.158119

>was waiting at the wrong bus stop the entire time and actually there's another one by the pub and it is regular not too poor stops

well at least I know I can get out of this place regularly

>>158112

BIKE WANKERS

>>158113

>>158114

special organic free range semi sentient nearly rotting cream from the shop where he works

>>158117

*exploits the jewdiciary system for his own gain*


9dcdd6  No.158120

>>158119

>was waiting at the wrong bus stop the entire time and actually there's another one by the pub and it is regular not too poor stops

top keek

>well at least I know I can get out of this place regularly

that's good then

>special organic free range semi sentient nearly rotting cream from the shop where he works

pukingpepe.jpg

>*exploits the jewdiciary system for his own gain*

You disagree with what Muslims believe and do? WELL TOO BAD YOU PAY THEM NOW if you're not aware he actually sued someone who used Pepe for a book which criticised Islam or something and made them pay their earnings to a Muslim group smhhhhhh

*farts*


daa043  No.158121

>>158120

wew smh fucking dudeweednigger

had a narsty shite not 20 minutes after eating that stuff

leaving at 12 now smh


daa043  No.158122

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh based lisping gay american moustache meme


9dcdd6  No.158123

File: 296105e768cbbc5⋯.png (377.63 KB, 661x629, 661:629, ClipboardImage.png)

KEEK


9dcdd6  No.158124

by the way she told the alt-right not to watch her filmtfw most of America is alt-right


9dcdd6  No.158125

>>158122

>say people starved to death because allies bombed supply routes and that is why people starved

>they imply admitting this is admitting the holocaust happened

what the fuck. You have skeptics, and then you have infowars who believes all kind of bullshit, just DON'T touch on da joos.


9dcdd6  No.158126

File: 17b614c5a586539⋯.png (290.51 KB, 600x590, 60:59, ClipboardImage.png)


daa043  No.158127

File: 48c87bcfd756783⋯.png (71.19 KB, 532x661, 532:661, ClipboardImage.png)

another autiste's present for the fag scotsman


e42623  No.158128

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158115

remember that girl called heather

didnt link her cos she had a lot of cheddar

when i say cheddar i dont mean cash

i mean bare cheese like she didnt have a bath


e42623  No.158129

>>158126

>disenfranchisement

ill go chicken oriental i swear


aeb834  No.158130

>>158126

<2015>

>children should have the vote

<2016>

>old people shouldn't have the vote

<2017>

>people who post things i don't like on social media shouldn't have the vote

>>158127

Fag scotsman is a nice lass tbh, pls don't bully her.


bec6c9  No.158131

>>158130

Calling it now:

<2018>

>men shouldn't vote because women need to catch up after all the time they weren't allowed to vote

<2019>

>white people shouldn't vote because they already have too much power over the lives of others


aeb834  No.158132

>>158131

I remember someone pranked Huffpost quite recently by pretending to be a concerned black woman and calling for the disenfranchisement of white men. They all went along with it until they realized it was a fraud so it's only a matter of time before someone real demands it.


9dcdd6  No.158133

File: 475827c2d0418e2⋯.png (111.13 KB, 2204x1026, 58:27, ClipboardImage.png)

>>158127

*allies with the Scotsman against the eternal Anglo*


9dcdd6  No.158134

>>158131

>men shouldn't vote because women need to catch up after all the time they weren't allowed to vote

Pretty sure we've already heard something like this wew. Or was that with minorities.


daa043  No.158135

File: 14de57aed09807f⋯.png (128.25 KB, 3292x950, 1646:475, brythonopepes.png)

>>158133

top keek


9dcdd6  No.158136

>>158135

No more Celtic brother wars, lad…


aeb834  No.158137

>>158136

I'm not sure the Welsh and the Scots are related tbh.


e1c38d  No.158138

spider man homecoming is good although a bit pozzed due to how diverse the cast is its clearly a thing done on purpose for political purposes and theres one line about the washington monument being built by slaves


aeb834  No.158139

How do you pronounce Suðreyjar smh.


bec6c9  No.158140

>>158132

Someone did: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/446811/huffpo-fell-hoax-piece-demanding-white-men-lose-voting-rights

Parody eventually becomes reality.

>>158136

>no more Celtic brother wars

That'd be for the best because it's not as if Celts are particularly good at fighting wars anyway.


e42623  No.158141

>>158138

you havent topped yourself yet which is 7/10


9dcdd6  No.158142

>>158137

I recall seeing a DNA map showing that Scots are closer to Anglos than Welsh people, then again northern and southern Welsh people are also very different. He chose a triskelion to put on his shield though and he's French which is what I was referring to tbh. Then again I guess most modern French people aren't Celtic or Gaelic or whatever anyway smh.


9dcdd6  No.158143

File: 8214bce3c4beb98⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.42 MB, 1434x1662, 239:277, ClipboardImage.png)

Thanks, Jews, we needed more of your filth.


daa043  No.158144

File: 9ddd2512c64a4c4⋯.png (61.52 KB, 329x480, 329:480, mospepe.png)

>>158136

all feuds to be directed at aryans for maximum blood harvesting

>>158137

there is that whole thing about scots being so different they have roving blood vessels

>>158139

Su-oh-rey-har


aeb834  No.158145

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>buzzard calls echoing down the valley

It's nice.


daa043  No.158146

>>158144

actually if it's scandi it's sue-oh-rey-yar

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0cp9UU7MfAj

maybe


9dcdd6  No.158147

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Who are those cutebois following Charles around?


9dcdd6  No.158148

Also yes it's Obi-wan even though I should probably know him by the actor's name smh


daa043  No.158149

>>158147

heralds or pages


aeb834  No.158150

>>158144

>>158146

Thanks lad.

>>158147

You've got cuteboys on the brain lad, you're seeing them everywhere.


bec6c9  No.158151

File: 82f13725c95aa57⋯.png (112.47 KB, 750x1154, 375:577, IMG_1264.PNG)

>>158147

>cutebois

*pulls trigger reluctantly*


9dcdd6  No.158152

>>158150

>You've got cuteboys on the brain lad, you're seeing them everywhere.

people whore thicc clothing around the time of the civil war tbh


9dcdd6  No.158153

>>158151

*dies because of ironic statement*

It was worth it


bec6c9  No.158154

File: 675c1986352e0f3⋯.png (97.46 KB, 663x1077, 221:359, IMG_1265.PNG)

>>158153

>ironic

Of course it was, don't make me have to shoot you again.


aeb834  No.158155

File: 030d3e3b8834738⋯.png (1.46 MB, 960x1200, 4:5, __felix_argyle_re_zero_kar….png)

>>158152

>whore

Is this what nofap does to you lad?


daa043  No.158156

File: ddfac86313c7822⋯.png (11.4 KB, 464x373, 464:373, buspepe.png)

bye lads


9dcdd6  No.158157

>>158154

lad you got my aorta, I'm already dead

>>158155

top fucking kek. No, I have a habit of making typos like that where I use similarly sounding words in place of each other smh. It's weird. usually when I'm tired smh


9dcdd6  No.158158

File: 7553f0ef8040751⋯.png (77.45 KB, 1143x1152, 127:128, ClipboardImage.png)

>>158156

later lass


aeb834  No.158159

>>158157

It's like a Freudian slip lad. Maybe that's what you subconsciously think of me smh.

>>158158

What is the crown balancing on?


e47981  No.158160

File: c5521a1b4774776⋯.jpg (13.64 KB, 226x219, 226:219, 1505761776660.jpg)

Good morning tossers

>>158127

I'm nae a poofter lad, but thanks for the gift. I guess its the thought that counts

Thanks and again I'm not a fag.

>>158130

>Fag scotsman is a nice lass tbh, pls don't bully her.

Thanks lass I hope your sons grow up to be tall and strong

We need strong lads to save us from the future Antifa uprising and their darky hoards

>>158133

>*allies with the Scotsman against the eternal Anglo*

When we unite, no Anglo gold will be safe. We will take their gold before the darkies take it from them and use that gold against us.

Taking from the Anglo is literally saving the UK


9dcdd6  No.158161

File: 22cede867f74141⋯.png (11.21 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)

>>158159

>Maybe that's what you subconsciously think of me smh.

It's not…

>What is the crown balancing on?

his skull is just deformed, lass. Don't point

>>158160

We'll have to take their nukes too. Nuking them will be merciful


e42623  No.158162

>>158156

bus wankaaaa


aeb834  No.158163

File: 25a99293041e3e6⋯.gif (538.05 KB, 318x400, 159:200, 25a99293041e3e63f2e6b34f46….gif)

>>158160

>>158161

give back muh bennies


e42623  No.158164

>>158160

morning shit-for-brains


e47981  No.158165

File: 0026e8285325b48⋯.jpg (56.99 KB, 509x390, 509:390, 734773376.jpg)

>Haven't fapped in over a week

>Starting to feel like an unstoppable juggernaut

Waifuposter needs to stop wanking tbh maybe then he wouldn't be suicidal and daydream about marrying a former cam whore smh

>>158161

We have the Trident missile system lad we can be merciful to London when we're in charge.

>>158163

PAY

http://www.ed.ac.uk/divinity/studying/graduate-school/research-programmes/study-areas/religious-studies-study-of-religions/jewish-studies


e47981  No.158166

File: d79748cd77da5a6⋯.jpg (24.91 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)


e42623  No.158167

>>158165

>wanking at all

*smirks*


aeb834  No.158168

File: 2db26d2aaf14f31⋯.jpg (602.59 KB, 913x1000, 913:1000, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg)

>>158165

>jewish-studies

Aaaaahhh why do we pay for this.


9dcdd6  No.158169

>>158166

You better have a Basket-hilted sword, lad


e47981  No.158170

Liveleak embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Go on holiday

>Your mother tries to ripoff a local

>Local gets mad and chases your mother with weapons and throws rocks at her

>You, a young lad, abandon your mother and leave her to her fate

THE FUCKING STATE OF YOUNG BRITISH LADS

The shame of abandoning his mother like this will hang over him forever

>>158169

Not yet. I'll get one once I've saved up enough bennies after I buy a new computer

I have a 3 inch lock knife though


9dcdd6  No.158171

>>158170

Fucking hell

tbh don't understand why basket-hilted swords became a thing instead of just making them cups. I guess it's because it evolved from the bars and they just didn't think of it even though they had big plated for armour.


aeb834  No.158172

File: f782f2c70317e9c⋯.jpg (252.72 KB, 478x800, 239:400, __kongou_kujou_karen_and_t….jpg)

>hitting on West Riding

Poor lad. I hope he comes around one day.


9dcdd6  No.158173

File: 9a517a010d74641⋯.png (34.63 KB, 193x200, 193:200, 13976522.png)

>>158172

It's the nip poison that is anime… it should be sucked out


4a7aa0  No.158174

morning lads


4a7aa0  No.158175


9dcdd6  No.158176

>>158175

>>158174

morning, lass. Describe your average day


4a7aa0  No.158177


9dcdd6  No.158178

>>158177

Describe your average day.


4a7aa0  No.158179

>>158178

You can't fool me that easily, President Xi


aeb834  No.158180

File: ce44296ae0a37f3⋯.jpg (1.02 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, __constanze_amalie_von_bra….jpg)

>>158173

Draw him lad, he won't be able to resist you then.

>>158175

>>>/brit/437459

>>>/brit/437460

>>>/brit/437462


9dcdd6  No.158181

>>158180

>Draw him lad, he won't be able to resist you then.

Kek. Is that how love is won?


4a7aa0  No.158182

File: a04eb924d9a6545⋯.jpg (52.67 KB, 268x435, 268:435, 1482294751991.jpg)


9dcdd6  No.158183

File: 8f5910179abac3c⋯.png (87.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1377722706648.png)

I actually planned to draw a portrait of a girl I liked once who I barely ever talked to

WHAT A CREEP


aeb834  No.158184

>>158181

It worked on everyone else so yeah.


aeb834  No.158185

>>158183

Romantic tbh as long as she was tastefully clothed.


9dcdd6  No.158186

>>158184

people like flattery I guess


9dcdd6  No.158187

>>158185

kek. it'd just be her face.


9dcdd6  No.158188

she had big milkers smh


4a7aa0  No.158189

>>158188

Why have you started using the word milkers for breasts


e47981  No.158190

File: 2b6ac3faafa4105⋯.jpg (56.96 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1505738051203.jpg)

>>158183

lad was it you that did those drawings of Ginnie?


aeb834  No.158191

File: 47ccf087073439c⋯.jpg (588.24 KB, 600x848, 75:106, __artoria_pendragon_lancer….jpg)

>>158189

It's descriptive.


9dcdd6  No.158192

>>158190

nah, that was Lamb.

>>158189

because of khazar milkers. Hadn't really heard the termed used until I saw it here tbh


4a7aa0  No.158193

>>158191

ok

>>158192

>because of khazar milkers. Hadn't really heard the termed used until I saw it here tbh

I still don't understand why khazar milkers are called khazar milkers


aeb834  No.158194

>>158193

Because jews are khazars and jewesses have massive milkers sometimes.


9dcdd6  No.158195

>>158193

I guess their own women so they can drink milk together with their meat to get around the "don't drink milk with meat" rule


4a7aa0  No.158196


aeb834  No.158197

File: b2d4b43757f0a8e⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1045x1280, 209:256, b2d4b43757f0a8e03d41b65a80….png)

>>158196

For example.


4a7aa0  No.158198


9dcdd6  No.158199

File: f49cfd69614a899⋯.png (10.45 MB, 3110x2074, 1555:1037, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 08d7c54bd9dc1a6⋯.jpg (220.38 KB, 580x600, 29:30, 13976523.jpg)


8f0098  No.158200

>>158199

Who?

>>158170

>lock

Naughty


e47981  No.158201

File: 87217cc419789a1⋯.png (26.55 KB, 620x743, 620:743, 1505806854620.png)

>ywn liberate a jewish broad from a concentration camp and feed her until she gets her big jewish milkers back


4a7aa0  No.158202

>>158201

>>158199

STOP LETTING THE JEWESS GET INSIDE YOUR HEAD


aba2e7  No.158203

File: cdc58b85c01356e⋯.jpg (48.87 KB, 324x600, 27:50, c39fbc19b8743079e61a01e94f….jpg)

Hay lads and lasses how are you all?


aeb834  No.158204

>>158202

Jewesses > asian women tbh.

>>158203

Aaahh lad it's good to see you.


4a7aa0  No.158205

>>158204

>Jewesses > asian women tbh.

I understand now

You were a gene stealing yid all along


e47981  No.158206

File: 9b4b65aa891bd4a⋯.jpg (295.74 KB, 1220x601, 1220:601, aaahhhhhhhhh.jpg)

>>158202

>first it was the chinkers

>nows its the yids

>>158203

im alright lad and yerself?


aba2e7  No.158207

>>158204

>Aaahh lad it's good to see you.

Same lass, hope you and everyone else is doing well.


4a7aa0  No.158208

>>158206

The chinkies getting into your head isn't bad lad, they're cute aren't they?


8ab1c9  No.158209

>>158183

thats not that creepy lass


8ab1c9  No.158210

>>158204

>jewesses>asian women

i will find you, and i will kill you.


e47981  No.158211

>>158208

i dont want anymore elliott rodgers brought into this world


aba2e7  No.158212

>>158206

>im alright lad

Good lad.

>and yerself?

I'm ok I think.


8f0098  No.158213

>>158209

Hey lad


8ab1c9  No.158214

>>158211

y not? they make for action packed news stories tbf


8ab1c9  No.158215

>>158213

alright tequila boi :^)


8ab1c9  No.158216

>>158203

gutentag muffugger


8f0098  No.158217


8ab1c9  No.158218

>>158217

fuck nose


8ab1c9  No.158219

cranleigh>lewes tbh


aba2e7  No.158220

File: 10067cf14e51209⋯.jpg (95.67 KB, 600x479, 600:479, 911dd8e0a1085b0d294fa95245….jpg)

>>158216

Hay lad.


8ab1c9  No.158221

>>158220

whatve youns been dootsing of late? not seen you recently smh


8ab1c9  No.158222

druids


8f0098  No.158223

>>158218

Mate stobbit :( any more work this week?


8ab1c9  No.158224

>>158223

guess its verbal assalt so ill stop

yeah but its all down here, cant afford trains in this price


8f0098  No.158225

>>158224

ah that's fine tbh


58d64f  No.158226

Mummy won't shave my head hair off until 5-6pm , my day is ruined.


9dcdd6  No.158227

File: 549db46003dd157⋯.png (479.62 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>158200

Nora Isabel Stadler

>>158203

Hey, lad. You're alive!

>>158207

I'm good tbh. wbu, lad?


e47981  No.158228

>>158226

what's stopping you from doing it yourself?


8ab1c9  No.158229

>>158226

do it yourself you utter shitcunt


58d64f  No.158230

>>158228

It might hurt.

>>158229

Easier to wait.


aba2e7  No.158231

>>158221

Nothing tbh… Went to Pembrokeshire for a day though. Need to ask Pembs why there is so many fucking small art galleries in Pembrokeshire.

>>158227

>Hey, lad. You're alive!

Yer lad I am tbh.

>I'm good tbh.

Good lad.

>wbu, lad?

I think I'm ok lad.


e47981  No.158232

File: 5b7bf3515b12eff⋯.png (138.36 KB, 364x245, 52:35, 1505567686986.png)


aeb834  No.158233

This epilator isn't quite as accurate as I imagined smh.

>>158205

N-no.

>>158207

I'm okay lad.

>>158210

It's true tbh, at least jewesses aren't yellow monkeys.


e47981  No.158234

File: 7341108194cb445⋯.png (159.19 KB, 277x271, 277:271, 1505806447363.png)

>>158233

>It's true tbh, at least jewesses aren't yellow monkeys.

No, but the yids are middle eastern. I'd rather get with a chinker than a yid tbh


4a7aa0  No.158235

>>158233

>This epilator isn't quite as accurate as I imagined smh.

wew


9dcdd6  No.158236

>>158231

Pembs' mummy is an artist. I guess it's just in are blood. Did you meet the cuteboy there?

>I think I'm ok lad.

kek. Check for stab and bullet wounds, lad, just to be sure

>>158233

>This epilator isn't quite as accurate as I imagined smh.

That sucks. What does it do wrong exactly?


aba2e7  No.158237

>>158233

>I'm okay lad.

Good lass.


aeb834  No.158238

>>158234

They can have blonde children though…

>>158236

It needs multiple passes on the same area which I wasn't expecting. It's also not that great on very short hairs.


aba2e7  No.158239

>>158236

>Did you meet the cuteboy there?

Who?


4a7aa0  No.158240

>>158238

>They can have blonde children though…

They only can have jewish children


aba2e7  No.158241

>>158236

>kek. Check for stab and bullet wounds, lad, just to be sure

Body is fine I think, and hope.


9dcdd6  No.158242

File: fb1d2fcee3c51c5⋯.png (24.48 KB, 342x164, 171:82, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9fe98f6cdc95072⋯.png (17.71 KB, 340x146, 170:73, ClipboardImage.png)

>>158239

He wants to go shopping

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2109503

>>158238

smh. I think Pembs' might be better… not heard any complaints like that


9dcdd6  No.158243

File: cbc3033832ac74c⋯.gif (2.61 MB, 335x500, 67:100, cbc3033832ac74c899dc60794f….gif)

File: e3d2a88ae8544c9⋯.jpg (74.13 KB, 619x671, 619:671, 1487511210385.jpg)

>>158241

What about mind and soul, lad? Here are mine.


e47981  No.158244

File: 846b5ebb2cf9530⋯.jpg (1012.75 KB, 1500x2250, 2:3, 1505813709748.jpg)

>>158238

>They can have blonde children though…

*coughs*


e47981  No.158245

File: 0d330d87314f38d⋯.jpg (97.7 KB, 440x533, 440:533, 8.jpg)

*Slays the gays*


9dcdd6  No.158246

>>158245

that pic looks a bit gay, lass


e47981  No.158247

>>158246

i see it as masculine. not gay


7cff32  No.158248

>>158247

It would be masculine if he had a manly beard.


aba2e7  No.158249

>>158242

Kek lad, that's great. Are you actually in Cardiff? And no I didn't meet the cuteboy.

>>158243

What about mind and soul, lad?

Idk, ok I think too.

>Here are mine.

Not sure if that is good or bad tbh.


8f0098  No.158250


9dcdd6  No.158251

File: 0ed9bde42d7171c⋯.png (439.5 KB, 616x800, 77:100, ClipboardImage.png)


aba2e7  No.158252

>>158249

>What about mind and soul, lad?

Idk, ok I think too.

*


9dcdd6  No.158253

File: e65c9c2dbcf4b34⋯.png (9.1 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 38cf7423b261d9b2a48a778753….png)

>>158249

Kek lad, that's great. Are you actually in Cardiff?

No. Ahhh don't try to find me, lad

>>158250

Hey lad


4a7aa0  No.158254

>there's an actual GAY COMMUNITY member here


9dcdd6  No.158255


4a7aa0  No.158256

>>158242

The ones on the GAY COMMUNITY map >>158255


9dcdd6  No.158257

File: 2f4da33b2313e87⋯.png (12.78 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 2f4da33b2313e874a5b206afd8….png)

>>158256

that's an actual mail address too if you're interested


aba2e7  No.158258

>>158253

>No. Ahhh don't try to find me, lad

I live a pretty quick train ride away lad from Cardiff lad, just wonder if you do live there, we could hang out or something. Thought you lived like further north of the south of Wales or something for some reason.


4a7aa0  No.158259

File: 487f4b6be405c5e⋯.jpg (5.79 KB, 131x200, 131:200, 1463559974506.jpg)


9dcdd6  No.158260

>>158258

I won't specify where I live but you probably picked up "north of the south of Wales" from what I've said before tbh. No offence but I don't like hanging out smh


aba2e7  No.158261

>>158260

>No offence but I don't like hanging out smh

Same tbh lad, no offence taken lad.


7cff32  No.158262

>>158257

What happened lad? Who hurt you?


e47981  No.158263

File: dfddbf14f80d5e2⋯.jpg (57.95 KB, 563x327, 563:327, aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.jpg)

File: df3185e6854055e⋯.png (394.23 KB, 529x643, 529:643, 1505617260799.png)

>>158257

NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING LAD?!

read this

http://josephsciambra.com/surviving-gaybarely/


aba2e7  No.158264

>>158260

>>158261

Just think it would be interesting to meet someone you've never seen before irl, but know online, just to say hi. It would be incredibly awkward though.


aeb834  No.158265

File: 98f09f6179ea661⋯.png (260.75 KB, 500x606, 250:303, 1403384389328.png)

>>158240

They don't have to be raised jewish lad…

>>158242

I'm probably using it wrong tbh, I've never handled one before. I'll have another go when it's recharged.

>>158244

Imagine how poisonous the chemicals on one strand of that hair would be smh.

>>158263

He just wants a loving daddy aaaaaaaahhhh.


9dcdd6  No.158266

>>158262

What?

>>158263

Keek. I even linked that myself, lad. It's irony smh. Click on "website".

>>158264

I think /brit/ has some experience with this.

*agrees to meet you in public then spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) on you from a distance without actually meeting you*


4a7aa0  No.158267

>>158265

>They don't have to be raised jewish lad…

They would be jewish though


aeb834  No.158268

>>158267

They would be distantly khazar but nobody would know or care.


e1c38d  No.158269

>It's a 'gay sex between two muslim men' episode


9dcdd6  No.158270

>>158263

Jesus CHRIST that's a lot of reading. NO. I WON'T DO IT

>>158265

>He just wants a loving daddy aaaaaaaahhhh.

This. My parents won't live forever


4a7aa0  No.158271

>>158268

Their Jewish mother would know, and she'd make it her business to let them know


aeb834  No.158272

>>158271

At least mischlings can make the choice to live like a normal white person. Hafus are fucked before they even understand biological race.


aba2e7  No.158273

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 231x255, 77:85, 1469854665330.jpg)

>>158266

>I think /brit/ has some experience with this.

Haven't been on /brit/ in ages tbh.

>*agrees to meet you in public then spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) on you from a distance without actually meeting you*

Implying I wouldn't be doing the same thing.


8ab1c9  No.158274

>>158264

its not a big deal lass


4a7aa0  No.158275

>>158272

They wouldn't be mischlings, they'd be fully fledged jews because their mother is a jew.

Jews can't live like normal white people. Hafus have a better chance of that.


7cff32  No.158276

>>158266

You're refusing to meet another poster and you're on that map. Are you ok?


4a7aa0  No.158277

>>158273

>posting a chinky lass

based


9dcdd6  No.158278

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158273

>tfw get in each others' cross hairs at the same time

>>158276

Keek. I did it as a joke. I'm okay, I just prefer being alone.


e47981  No.158279

File: db64059c1fb3ada⋯.jpg (15.44 KB, 338x402, 169:201, 1505671199197.jpg)

>>158265

>Imagine how poisonous the chemicals on one strand of that hair would be smh.

That's 100 times better than having a yid lass. Also 99% of women smell like chemicals these days.

>>158265

>He just wants a loving daddy aaaaaaaahhhh.

>>158266

>Keek. I even linked that myself, lad. It's irony smh. Click on "website".

>>158270

>Jesus CHRIST that's a lot of reading. NO. I WON'T DO IT

"For the next few days, I ate nothing but a grainy powdered fiber substance mixed with water and prune juice. I stood in the shower and defecated on my feet. I couldn’t sit, nor strain. More than once, I didn’t quite make it to the bathroom from my bed. Only a few feet from the toilet, I slipped and fell on the tile floor made slippery by the mess."

http://josephsciambra.com/surviving-gaybarely/


aeb834  No.158280

>>158275

Hafus have no chance because they look asian. Mischlings would be fine because they would resemble their white parent.


9dcdd6  No.158281

File: 87b85f3aa6f88d1⋯.png (139.2 KB, 637x511, 91:73, 87b85f3aa6f88d15640efd3074….png)

>not a single person from /cuteboys/ has contacted me

>>158279

>"For the next few days, I ate nothing but a grainy powdered fiber substance mixed with water and prune juice. I stood in the shower and defecated on my feet. I couldn’t sit, nor strain. More than once, I didn’t quite make it to the bathroom from my bed. Only a few feet from the toilet, I slipped and fell on the tile floor made slippery by the mess."

What the fuck? Did he get bummed?


aba2e7  No.158282

File: 8c4abea5c654b4a⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 286x400, 143:200, 14523234245352.gif)


aba2e7  No.158283

>>158274

In what sense?


aeb834  No.158284

>>158281

He must have had a train of migrants run on him tbh, I've seen cuteboys take whole horsecocks with no side effects.


4a7aa0  No.158285


8ab1c9  No.158286

>>158283

its about 2/10 strange


e47981  No.158287

File: 9335c699581dc9e⋯.jpg (22.63 KB, 250x250, 1:1, 1505618177991.jpg)

>>158281

>I would stumble half-dazed from a gay sex-club. I collapsed into the gutter. I vomited blood and the violent stomach contractions caused my colon to completely empty its contents. I reached into my underwear – I was bleeding internally.

yea


9dcdd6  No.158288

>>158284

um what. LASS


9dcdd6  No.158289

>>158287

I'm not gay, I hate homos, but I'm not sure if being gay necessarily means orgies and poz tbh smh


aba2e7  No.158290

File: 2ff4d40606af61c⋯.gif (2.64 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 1425696524324.gif)


e47981  No.158291

File: 379507a355f332b⋯.png (167.7 KB, 600x530, 60:53, 1505460337028.png)

>>158284

>Like the ridiculously elongated dildos sold in every gay porn shop, nothing could reach inside and touch what was really hurting.


8ab1c9  No.158292

>>158284

sort yourself out you disgusting cunt


aeb834  No.158293

>>158288

I could show you but it's times like this that Herts suddenly turns up.


aba2e7  No.158294

>>158286

Ah ok.


8ab1c9  No.158295

>>158291

pfffffft kek


9dcdd6  No.158296

File: 9715113de39b108⋯.png (12.82 KB, 364x151, 364:151, ClipboardImage.png)

I guess you're not allowed to tell AI the truth smh


e47981  No.158297

File: 22a76466ae2fa66⋯.jpg (69.62 KB, 686x398, 343:199, dfddbf14f80d5e22d10dd3a3af….jpg)

File: 1c74b9cc10210a6⋯.jpg (179.76 KB, 945x945, 1:1, 1505475584961.jpg)

>>158289

>I'm not gay, I hate homos


4a7aa0  No.158298

>>158293

fuck off tbh


8ab1c9  No.158299

>>158289

doubt.xls


9dcdd6  No.158300

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158290

*drops the base*

>>158291

what the fuck.

>>158293

I don't want to see that, lass smh.

>>158297

Lad…


aeb834  No.158301

>>158297

What part of the message is gay though


aeb834  No.158302

>still no new /brit/ thread

Smh.


e47981  No.158303

>>158301

What isn't gay about the message?


9dcdd6  No.158304

>>158299

You can trust me, lad


aeb834  No.158305

>>158303

I think we all want loving daddies tbh.


9dcdd6  No.158306

Soon my daddy will walk through the door, look at me and sigh

smh


aba2e7  No.158307

File: b94a71e9c54f71f⋯.mp4 (2.55 MB, 320x240, 4:3, newbrit.mp4)


e47981  No.158308

File: 57459d00bba8946⋯.jpg (455.48 KB, 1080x1600, 27:40, 1505470484649.jpg)

>>158305

>leaves out the big white cock part


e47981  No.158309

File: d7b7653b43fd333⋯.jpg (25.38 KB, 660x371, 660:371, _97850418_ramchelawon_yoha….jpg)

How?

>'Justin Bieber lookalike' jailed for sex offences

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-41309977


9dcdd6  No.158310

>>158309

kek what the fuck


9dcdd6  No.158311

File: 6647ad844b3ff97⋯.png (270.25 KB, 356x500, 89:125, ClipboardImage.png)


aeb834  No.158312

>>158308

W-well nobody wants a dicklet for a daddy.

>>158309

I look more like Justin Bieber than that.


9dcdd6  No.158313

File: 514f306947efc65⋯.png (496.77 KB, 728x408, 91:51, ClipboardImage.png)

>complaining about "dog patriarchy"

Then you have it too fucking good.

>In the Swedish capital, it’s socially verboten for female dogs in heat to frolic in dog parks, according to local news outlet StockholmDirekt.

>But artist Carola Kastman, owner of 5-month-old border collie-Doberman-Rottweiler mix, Coco, thinks it’s downright discriminatory that pups like hers are barred from Stockholm’s dog runs for the roughly three months per year they are menstruating.

>“I could never have believed that patriarchy had entered the dog parks,” she tells StockholmDirekt.“This is a major political issue. I will not be happy until there’s at least one sex-separated dog run for female dogs in every neighborhood.”

>Her “citizen’s proposal” to open a female-only dog park near her neighborhood of Sodermalm will be considered by the local government — although the chairman of Sodermalm’s district council declined to comment to StockholmDirekt “because he is not a dog owner himself.”

>Kastman is ready to fight for a dog run where Coco — who has her own Instagram account — and other female dogs can find “peace and quiet,” she adds. “Even when they do not have their period, the males are on them all the time.”

>“I will continue to question this ‘invisible rule,’ where the males have the power,” she wrote for News24. “It is very interesting and scary that the gender roles in society are reflected in the cultural animal world. It is time for a change.”

https://nypost.com/2017/09/15/outraged-woman-crusades-against-dog-park-patriarchy/


4a7aa0  No.158314

>>158312

>W-well nobody wants a dicklet for a daddy.

SLAG


aba2e7  No.158315

>>158300

The OST for Part 2 is great tbh.


9dcdd6  No.158316

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158315

>>158315

Yeah

*censors roman salute*


e47981  No.158317

File: 3596e3023b5cf05⋯.png (187.16 KB, 361x360, 361:360, 1505476405733.png)

>>158312

>W-well nobody wants a dicklet for a daddy.

why does the size of your fathers cock matter to you?


e47981  No.158318

File: b4a9ac62182167c⋯.jpg (90.55 KB, 1024x1009, 1024:1009, 1505826137150.jpg)

>>158313

>Sweden


aeb834  No.158319

File: cc2dca5dfd7b4af⋯.png (480.86 KB, 1000x738, 500:369, sweat.png)

>>158317

It means you can pass on those good genes to your own kids.


9dcdd6  No.158320

>>158318

Where the feminist party's nigger leader wants to deport native Swedes since it's not fair you only deport the ones with brown skin smh


4a7aa0  No.158321

>>158319

The eternal SLAG has been called out


9dcdd6  No.158322

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

AWAKEN MY ETERNAL SLAG


bd0879  No.158323

File: edff763dbfe15d3⋯.jpg (89.84 KB, 700x679, 100:97, 1504420523375.jpg)

>>158231

>Went to Pembrokeshire for a day though

Haha based lad

>Need to ask Pembs why there is so many fucking small art galleries in Pembrokeshire.

Idk there's a lot of creative types and hippies here who are possibly white flighters

>>158233

You have to go pretty slow it's kinda a pain


9dcdd6  No.158325

>>158323

Hey lass. You been snoozing?


e47981  No.158327

File: 9e9610420a5656b⋯.jpg (104.97 KB, 608x430, 304:215, 1505754598933.jpg)

>>158321

I was so confident that I had gotten her I went and had a shower


bd0879  No.158328

>>158325

Hey lad. yea I would be sleeping right now but at like 4am I fainted so went to sleep lol


aeb834  No.158329

File: 31d19f063ae2677⋯.webm (144.85 KB, 640x360, 16:9, __kongou_kujou_karen_and_….webm)

>>158323

Are they supposed to handle small recently grown hairs or is there an ideal length you want before plucking?


bd0879  No.158330

File: db6a06ba4ac360b⋯.jpg (107.94 KB, 1025x740, 205:148, e8f1b02c33fb8b1d30a4294469….jpg)

>>158329

like a week after you last shave should be good and then you're free to torture yourself lamo


e1c38d  No.158331

File: e9bb635bb71fae3⋯.jpg (128.5 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, DJ3JJ-kVYAAwz6o.jpg)

File: 9874ebae8b055ef⋯.jpg (64.95 KB, 720x960, 3:4, DJ4aNApVwAAICD_.jpg)

File: 2858e128969e8f4⋯.jpg (194.7 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, DJ97FDbU8AA-Tgh.jpg)

fresh jewfu


bd0879  No.158332

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e47981  No.158333

File: 429472a9e06aa11⋯.png (47.4 KB, 267x382, 267:382, 1505502459470.png)


9dcdd6  No.158334

>>158328

I don't understand


9dcdd6  No.158335

File: 149c764f9a46d6d⋯.png (651.72 KB, 878x661, 878:661, ClipboardImage.png)

Man up white bois. Somebody will have to take responsibility


121203  No.158336

>>158335

BASED

WHITE

WOMEN


bd0879  No.158337

>>158334

I went to bed earlier because I fainted randomly. how's your sleeping adventures?


e47981  No.158338

File: ce1223f85c51bc8⋯.png (402.67 KB, 793x810, 793:810, 1505828208902.png)

>>158335

>Man up white bois. Somebody will have to take responsibility

this tbh


bd0879  No.158339

File: 9162914959bfac7⋯.png (308.25 KB, 476x471, 476:471, 9162914959bfac70ed24c2cc4d….png)

>>158335

>the black father abandoned me while I was pregnant


9dcdd6  No.158340

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HULLO YES WE MUST LEARN FROM TV DRAMAS & SOAPS OKAY THANK YOU I HOPE I EXPLAINED THAT AS BEST AS I COULD TRICKY SUBJECT OKAY THANK YOU

>>158337

I'm okay, feel tired will probably take a few days to adjust. I am just glad I got out of bed when the alarm woke me up even though I wanted to stay in bed. I have to keep doing that.

>>158338

KILL THEM ALL


9dcdd6  No.158341

File: 25606ce3e6566d9⋯.png (702.26 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>it's a mummy is visibly happy with you getting up early and makes you breakfast episode


8f0098  No.158342

>tfw it's a college ends just after the bus arrives episode

>tfw it's every episode

Fug tbh I need my license


aeb834  No.158343

File: 784e72fa9bafce8⋯.png (717.82 KB, 900x738, 50:41, curious.png)

>>158337

You need more oxygen lass.


9dcdd6  No.158344

>>158342

>It's an Anprim still hasn't gotten his license episode

smh


e47981  No.158345

File: c1e2914a8508263⋯.png (322.62 KB, 425x346, 425:346, 1505832731980.png)


a2dfdb  No.158346

>There's also "literal" murder. It's a book. Just because you're not used to it doesn't mean it's wrong. They didn't even enjoy it. It was a ritual.

In defence of Stephen King's child pornography scene in "It".


a2dfdb  No.158347

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WRONG BOARD


8f0098  No.158348

>>158344

>it's a driving test cancelled again episode


aeb834  No.158349

>>158346

>>158347

It's nice to know you're watching at least.


9dcdd6  No.158350

>>158346

>>158347

well that's embarrassing smh

>>158348

smh. How are the nerves, lass?


8f0098  No.158351

>>158350

They're fine I just want to get it over and done with


b6ca69  No.158352

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh (not really) Diana

how did I miss this

also hello

>>158347

>not posting here


e47981  No.158353

File: 088d447f9b53a11⋯.jpg (39.97 KB, 500x488, 125:122, 1505479483627.jpg)

>>158352

whats going on in that video? why does it have so many dislikes? why does diana sound like an anime girl from russia?


9dcdd6  No.158354

File: 64e4ce656c9d757⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>158352

such a cute slag.


9dcdd6  No.158355

why does she seem so sad


e47981  No.158356

File: 3a935c1b04674a3⋯.jpg (152.37 KB, 1316x700, 47:25, 24242342.jpg)

:(


9dcdd6  No.158357

File: e0807fbfaa1c30a⋯.png (1.78 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 54f2037ac6e2b76⋯.jpg (39.93 KB, 422x437, 422:437, 1473514261318.jpg)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO HER


b6ca69  No.158358

File: 1596923d129c4a2⋯.png (3.3 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, cri.png)

>>158353

tl;dr moral lass pretends to be a slag to put away a dangerous nonce, gets bullied for it

>>158354

I love her lads

>tfw SO many screencaps

>>158355

She's not with me

>tfw


9dcdd6  No.158359

>It's a Pewdiepie has two dogs but has no idea how to train them at all

AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS

>>158358

smhh what happened to forgiveness? Aren't they Christcucks? smh


e47981  No.158360

File: bdb60281bed8baa⋯.png (27.11 KB, 691x653, 691:653, 1505825964454.png)

>>158358

>tl;dr moral lass pretends to be a slag to put away a dangerous nonce, gets bullied for it

I expected better from Russia


b6ca69  No.158361

File: a683aeaac714dba⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, about to be interrogated b….png)

>>158356

>>158357

It's so sad smh she dindu nuffin except putting a nonce in jail and now she gets bullied smh tbh

>>158359

>Russia

>Christian

lmao


b6ca69  No.158362

File: 9d76f98a3763161⋯.mp4 (8.22 MB, 708x480, 59:40, 4d chess.mp4)

>>158360

tbf she gave a very convincing performance as a slag

Russia is degenerate as fuck tbh even if they're not cucked


9dcdd6  No.158363

>it's a white people talking about "tying their tubes episode"

pukingpepe.jpg tbh why is it so easy for people to convince themselves not to have children Jesus Christ


b6ca69  No.158364

File: fd720ea78203651⋯.png (2.37 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE.png)

>nobody's posting because they're all captivated by Diana

I knew it, you all love her


9dcdd6  No.158365

File: f48e8f71b79bbb6⋯.png (7.14 MB, 2593x1822, 2593:1822, ClipboardImage.png)

They're just so aesthetic, lads

>ywn be an eunuch soldier for the Ottomans


e47981  No.158366

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>158362

>Russia is degenerate as fuck tbh even if they're not cucked

How foolish of to forget krokodil and their HIV rates


9dcdd6  No.158367

>>158366

smh what's wrong with them?


b6ca69  No.158368

File: 8c9f1b99ed95908⋯.png (3.48 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, HEAR ME ROAR.png)

>>158366

nobody likes pussy riot tbh unless they're paid by the CIA to do so


b6ca69  No.158369

File: 4b8650641e68d17⋯.png (525.15 KB, 861x803, 861:803, latin grill.png)

>only 5 mins into a 55 min video

>already taken a dozen screencaps

I'm going to die doing this


9dcdd6  No.158370

>>158366

these kinds of women just makes it so easy to be misogynistic smh


b6ca69  No.158371

File: 3b70d9553e22578⋯.jpg (78.82 KB, 716x768, 179:192, cia.jpg)

>>158370

They're CIA


e47981  No.158372

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>cute lass turns herself into a beta looking poofter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl64E4H1OsU


9dcdd6  No.158373

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Based car ad about our beautiful progress as a nation

>July

Might have seen it before smh


e47981  No.158374

>>158373

wtf i want to open the borders now


b6ca69  No.158375

File: f7a7b8fb8839616⋯.mp4 (2.31 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dy autism.mp4)

I love her lads


b6ca69  No.158376

File: f5c3b6fcb0b27b8⋯.mp4 (982.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dy meltdown.mp4)

Sad Diana a qt tbh


e47981  No.158377

File: cfea201fd7c577a⋯.png (331.87 KB, 541x457, 541:457, 292c641c91d3fe9327686a51bf….png)

>>158375

You don't know what love is


9dcdd6  No.158378

File: 52382bf4f4d5139⋯.gif (1.38 MB, 1205x1159, 1205:1159, Red-Sun-Pepe.gif)


b6ca69  No.158379

File: e306e78ec3f0a87⋯.mp4 (7.75 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Dy.mp4)

>>158377

Try me

>tfw Diana has more pics and vids than Ginnie ever had


e47981  No.158380


f02d68  No.158381

>>158145

I know what you mean lass, love buzzards, there are currently two that live near my house

>>158365

>wanting your balls lopped off

AHHHHHHHHH lad it's not worth it


b6ca69  No.158382

File: 63360efe255165d⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kute.png)

>>158380

Yeah the slavic girl meme needs to die tbh >inb4


9dcdd6  No.158383

File: 44c6c3447ce36fc⋯.png (201.74 KB, 330x330, 1:1, 1470489299618.png)

File: 0de5b6ba376652f⋯.png (746.45 KB, 764x1033, 764:1033, ClipboardImage.png)

>>158381

BUT I WANT TO WEAR THEIR COSTUME LAD AHHHHHHH


aeb834  No.158386


298335  No.158463

>go to work and earn £175

>come back from work and earn £320

hmmm




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