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Just what you need to make you feel better

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f1a708 (29)  No.136180>>136192 >>136261 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

f1a708 (29)  No.136181

File (hide): 8c235d71229b6bd⋯.jpg (358.61 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1364375694661.jpg) (h) (u)

First for white women are superior.


aa4c22 (3)  No.136192

>>136180 (OP)

>Pay British Indians To Leave UK

DESIGNATED


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136257

Anyone ever received an anonymous gift?


4bfae7 (84)  No.136261>>136265


69c4c9 (4)  No.136265>>136266

>>136261

At least they have McDonalds now.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136266>>136267

>>136265

What do you mean?


69c4c9 (4)  No.136267

>>136266

That they can get a big mac.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136268>>136270 >>136279

You southern lads need to do something about this tbh

https://www.rt.com/uk/400156-sex-festival-tunbridge-wells/


f1a708 (29)  No.136270>>136273

>>136268

Tunbridge Wells is the north imo.


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136271

Who neet language learner tbh


f5303c (9)  No.136272>>136276

File (hide): db042c196933feb⋯.png (341.83 KB, 558x356, 279:178, 1503125291968.png) (h) (u)

White women are magic


4bfae7 (84)  No.136273>>136276

>>136270

*further triangulates your co-ordinates*


f1a708 (29)  No.136276

>>136272

She sets off my trapdar tbh.

>>136273

Lad stay away.


cf6648 (68)  No.136277

File (hide): dc3a311908d2751⋯.png (521.51 KB, 593x329, 593:329, golden looks on as lambie ….PNG) (h) (u)

Well now I feel stupid.


67f2a3 (36)  No.136278

I should get breakfast


b46e04 (10)  No.136279>>136280 >>136281

File (hide): 81d89c12e525fe3⋯.png (322.57 KB, 617x770, 617:770, Screen Shot 2017-08-19 at ….png) (h) (u)

>>136268

>southern

Lad…


67f2a3 (36)  No.136280

>>136279

>london that small

What time line?


4bfae7 (84)  No.136281

>>136279

Ah, so you can count it based on whether people have six toes on each hand? Gotcha


2206c3 (14)  No.136282

druids tbh


cf6648 (68)  No.136283

it ain't me, it ain't me, i ain't no milking sheep's lamb, amb

it ain't me, it ain't me, i ain't no lambie wamy waaaam


f5303c (9)  No.136284>>136295

File (hide): 3e456a834193a35⋯.png (581.65 KB, 1080x1474, 540:737, 1503131034236.png) (h) (u)

>British Detective Jamal Hassan, in charge of investigating child abuse. Hobby: raping children on camera

http://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-40975669

>British police


f1a708 (29)  No.136285

File (hide): 11542d1c834ead3⋯.png (104.76 KB, 1848x2939, 1848:2939, counties_edit.png) (h) (u)

West Britain tbh.


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136286

Reverse snob

Reverse racist

Reverse Homophobe


cf6648 (68)  No.136287

>when you extol the principles of liberalism and live a more honourable, virtuous life than based nazi neets


cf6648 (68)  No.136288>>136290

File (hide): 5f4a39196fe74f7⋯.png (560.47 KB, 403x537, 403:537, BAA.PNG) (h) (u)

lam, (coolourised)


cf6648 (68)  No.136289>>136290

File (hide): 788c86f425e9366⋯.png (308.59 KB, 349x313, 349:313, one fluffy baaing lambie.PNG) (h) (u)

yes police officer, i was just UH OH

GET FUJKCES

HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELP MUM

WHY HATEJVEN:@TY MU

YES POLICE MAN I'LL TRY MY BEST SORRY, SORRT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


b46e04 (10)  No.136290

>>136288

>>136289

Must be autism hour.


cf6648 (68)  No.136291

File (hide): 490d2b62c2a5f34⋯.png (271.34 KB, 349x313, 349:313, sleepy lamb.PNG) (h) (u)

one day all of our shitposts will be framed and sold, there will be trillions and trillions of humans, and every one of them more cookie cuttered than the last, so the galaxy spanning good universe government decides one thing

they give everybody their own person from the past to study, and become, so our personalities are emulated by these otherwise boring people

this is a good idea, that could be an entire science fiction book imho

obvs a lot of people will get the same person, but that's okay, they can live far away aahaha it's a galaxy :)


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136292


568cf9 (37)  No.136293>>136297

>>136240

GO AWAY


cf6648 (68)  No.136294

i feel sorry for the unlucky sods that has to try be us haha :p


67f2a3 (36)  No.136295

>>136284

>when you only investugate sex crimes to keep rival gangs off your tuff


cf6648 (68)  No.136296

File (hide): c50e73d1e03750d⋯.png (379.43 KB, 401x513, 401:513, a very happy lamb.PNG) (h) (u)


f1a708 (29)  No.136297>>136298 >>136359

File (hide): 652f62b82e63f48⋯.jpg (155.5 KB, 450x575, 18:23, blushing.jpg) (h) (u)

I wanted Brexit without the global trade actually Nige, smh.

>>136293

Good morning neetotachi.


cf6648 (68)  No.136298

>>136297

i wanted gf without the willy too haha

gays itt rn lmao


cf6648 (68)  No.136299

File (hide): 651c157b77c1b58⋯.jpg (95.08 KB, 500x359, 500:359, anime like lambs.jpg) (h) (u)

mum got french fancies, sait it already, but it bears repeating, the future studies have to realise my unuttered appreciation for mummins


cf6648 (68)  No.136300>>136301

File (hide): 23d70a20821db1f⋯.png (323.4 KB, 297x409, 297:409, dog look after lamb.PNG) (h) (u)

BIG BLACK DOG PAWS LITTLE WHITE LAMBETTE

speaking of which. where is waifuposter?


4bfae7 (84)  No.136301>>136302

>>136300

Some say he was murdered by a lad who doesn't want any of the posters to escape


cf6648 (68)  No.136302

File (hide): 625052a80dfadf5⋯.png (313.21 KB, 403x311, 403:311, hoppy lamb.PNG) (h) (u)

she is my lamb, the wool in her blue eyes reflects her lamblike innocent soul

>>136301

uh oh, so if we escape here we are killed? IS IT YOU???????

dun dun DUUNNN

uh oh lads, it's a scooby snak time i think :p

murder mystery, except he's just locked up not dead, that would be gruesome, and gruesome kids shows are reprehensible tbh


cf6648 (68)  No.136303

being on /newbrit/ is like rediscovering I have the rare case of verbal diarrhea


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136304>>136305

Can you see who is piggybacking you? if they piggyback you without consent?


cf6648 (68)  No.136305>>136306

File (hide): e810afb1e454732⋯.png (471.37 KB, 355x615, 71:123, sweetie lambie.PNG) (h) (u)

>>136304

is that a technical term?

idk mate look on your back


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136306>>136307

>>136305

>>136305

Idk, I just want to dox a girl on the internet. will you help me and never tell her my plan?


cf6648 (68)  No.136307>>136309

>>136306

sseems like it might be a bit mean lad, why does she deserve doxxing?

Hope she's done something very bad if you're doing it


4bfae7 (84)  No.136308

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136309>>136312

>>136307

Chatted to me for 10 months and won't video chat even though she proved she's a real girl.


cf6648 (68)  No.136310

File (hide): 9060f202337e9c7⋯.png (48.86 KB, 137x145, 137:145, naughtings.PNG) (h) (u)

naughty lambs out and about, having fun out and about

in the park, swinging about, having fun, out and about

mummy lamb feeds her kiddy winkles a milky woo, and her lamblings blossom into meaty chunks for the capitalist system to oppress us with


6a4ed2 (7)  No.136311>>136312

File (hide): 16f2fda69b39f3c⋯.jpg (100.86 KB, 650x974, 325:487, 16f2fda69b39f3c97d3616eb21….jpg) (h) (u)

morning tbh lads


cf6648 (68)  No.136312>>136313 >>136314 >>136315

>>136309

Well, don't get obsessed lad, best thing to do with online girls is meet up very soon. If you can't in the first couples months it's probably something a bit odd idk, unless they're shy.

Wasn't gonna pressure the girl i like into meeting, she was nervous too, maybe it's that to a worse degree so they are afraid of meeting up

>>136311

my dad liked chinky birds and mummins thought it was funny idk lads

do mummy's care if daddy's like chinky birds

? seems a bit wrird


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136313>>136316

>>136312

Not obsessed, she told me she's only met 2 people in 8 years and that she has just had ldrs in between along with internet dating.


6a4ed2 (7)  No.136314>>136316

>>136312

>my dad liked chinky birds and mummins thought it was funny idk lads

Sounds like your mum's a cuckquean tbh


4bfae7 (84)  No.136315>>136317

>>136312

Your ma is a cuckqueen


cf6648 (68)  No.136316>>136319

>>136313

hmm, probably time to forget about her if she doesn't want to meet tbf

>>136314

ah, idk there was some odd stuff a while back, but i'll not get into it


cf6648 (68)  No.136317>>136320

>>136315

n-not anymore even if it were true


cf6648 (68)  No.136318

File (hide): 392ba9a0d4a3bbb⋯.png (488.42 KB, 425x377, 425:377, lamb best friends.PNG) (h) (u)

*snuggles up to gf who i'll call little lamb next time*

love you


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136319>>136323

>>136316

That would be moral but I have decided to be immoral. I will wait until her next ldr breaks down then I will ask her to meet. I already have a lot of her details.


6a4ed2 (7)  No.136320>>136323

>>136317

Don't worry, it's perfectly normal and healthy for white women to share their white man with chinky women


cf6648 (68)  No.136321

File (hide): b831a75a1b6189a⋯.png (454.59 KB, 495x295, 99:59, lil hoppy lambies.PNG) (h) (u)


4bfae7 (84)  No.136322>>136323

NAZI SCONES!


cf6648 (68)  No.136323>>136324 >>136329

File (hide): 63a106dd76b74b3⋯.png (663.3 KB, 611x377, 47:29, bedlington and collie.PNG) (h) (u)

>>136319

dunno what an ldr is

Don't doxx this lass for being strange and not meeting, it's not fair on her to make this internet stuff real all of a sudden like that. Some people don't take it seriously, or know how much others do.

Have to step away and chill out tbh

>>136320

feel like ever cheating would make the relationship impossible to continue, would feel hollow from there on in, without either type of love

no sensation or wishing them better idk fam

>>136322

mummy made some scones, all of them are nazi oens now


4bfae7 (84)  No.136324

>>136323

>feel like ever cheating would make the relationship impossible to continue, would feel hollow from there on in, without either type of love

This. Lamb poster is right smh


4bfae7 (84)  No.136325>>136327

LAMB POSTER WAS RIGHT GAS THE NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRS


4bfae7 (84)  No.136326

owwo hrjlegy 6m8odhtjkr awbzhrxedos


cf6648 (68)  No.136327

>>136325

SOMETHINGS GONE WRONG YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAH**


cf6648 (68)  No.136328

a broken clock doesn't make sense most of the day


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136329

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

cf6648 (68)  No.136330

I like to imagine humans of the far future will have my inane shitty quotes on fridges, and yours, and yours

whether you like it or not


cf6648 (68)  No.136331

don't want long distance for any longer, for some time i suppose ;-;


4bfae7 (84)  No.136332>>136346 >>136353

File (hide): 57fa0fe476a88b3⋯.png (2.12 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

ZIEG HEIL!


4bfae7 (84)  No.136333

*trips over my own trips*


cf6648 (68)  No.136334

lammbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb


4bfae7 (84)  No.136335

File (hide): 15af3cbc960bc8b⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

The reds are vastly outnumbered


4bfae7 (84)  No.136336>>136338 >>136342

Oooooooooooo what a lovely poo that was


4bfae7 (84)  No.136337>>136342

Reds are kicking off


cf6648 (68)  No.136338>>136339 >>136342

>>136336

well done


4bfae7 (84)  No.136339>>136340 >>136342

>>136338

Thankyou lass, show us your willy


cf6648 (68)  No.136340>>136341 >>136342

>>136339

nah lad dat's gay lamo


4bfae7 (84)  No.136341>>136345

>>136340

I know, show me your willy.


6a4ed2 (7)  No.136342>>136345

>>136340

>>136339

>>136338

>>136337

>>136336

It's like watching two shitposting AIs talk to each other


4bfae7 (84)  No.136343

File (hide): b9c19ccc303adb7⋯.jpg (26.01 KB, 619x389, 619:389, AChallengerApproaches.jpg) (h) (u)

Iknow what this protest needs


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136344

candy_rocks/


cf6648 (68)  No.136345>>136347

>>136341

erm, no thanks

>>136342

You're welcome, I don't understand the numbers in your message though lamb :p

Laughing my ass off at that picture rn (right now)


f1a708 (29)  No.136346>>136348 >>136350

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136332

How many do you think are ethnic slavs.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136347

>>136345

You have passed the test


4bfae7 (84)  No.136348

>>136346

Everyone on Die Linke


d6f382 (16)  No.136349>>136351

File (hide): a1adcd159110531⋯.mp4 (2.68 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Nigel deplorable goy.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>Pay British Indians To Leave UK

But Indians aren't even the bad ones


cf6648 (68)  No.136350>>136351

>>136346

the black white and red


f1a708 (29)  No.136351>>136352

File (hide): 38f18f9e481db99⋯.png (304.5 KB, 1142x1038, 571:519, 38f18f9e481db9988d17e8553e….png) (h) (u)

>>136349

Tbf if we did get the Indians out successfully it would pave the way for deporting everyone else including the Normans.

>>136350

Good colours tbh.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136352>>136354

File (hide): 951a3ddf7f06a10⋯.png (23.49 KB, 425x273, 425:273, SaxonBetrayed.png) (h) (u)

>>136351

Don't forget those fucking saxons smh


d6f382 (16)  No.136353>>136355

File (hide): d8730052899a594⋯.jpg (74.53 KB, 620x387, 620:387, kaiser.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136332

>German Empire flags

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))


f1a708 (29)  No.136354>>136356 >>136361

File (hide): 8309615fa32436c⋯.png (156.59 KB, 480x300, 8:5, saxon stef.png) (h) (u)

>>136352

They shall be deported to their native England.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136355>>136357

>>136353

hahaha YOU SIR HAVE WON THE INTERNETS!!!!!!!!!


4bfae7 (84)  No.136356>>136360

>>136354

To their native Germany.

KRYPTO-KRAUTS BEGONE!

You aren't an ANGLO-SYMPATHISER ARE YOU!?


d6f382 (16)  No.136357

File (hide): d8d51a35f534cda⋯.jpg (14.55 KB, 360x433, 360:433, wilhelm.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136355

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!


4bfae7 (84)  No.136358

I want a coat made of peacock feathers


568cf9 (37)  No.136359>>136369

File (hide): 822d115c1d5e258⋯.gif (1021.97 KB, 500x355, 100:71, sits.gif) (h) (u)

>>136297

good morning


f1a708 (29)  No.136360>>136363

>>136356

I'm mixed with saxon tbh so please don't deport me to the fatherland.


d6f382 (16)  No.136361

>>136354

>native

Not until they've undergone gene therapy to remove foreign elements


6a4ed2 (7)  No.136362

File (hide): 7831051d23e6273⋯.jpg (67.96 KB, 406x611, 406:611, 1484438712434.jpg) (h) (u)

How can white women even compete


4bfae7 (84)  No.136363>>136365

>>136360

GET OUT RAPE BABY. YOU AND TWENTY TWO STONE SHALL BOTH BE FOR THE CHOPPING BLOCK.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


cf6648 (68)  No.136364>>136365

not much marching eh


f1a708 (29)  No.136365>>136368 >>136370 >>136374

>>136363

>RAPE BABY

Lad please don't call me that.

>>136364

It's pretty boring tbh. At least they're standing in a breeze so their flags look nice.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136366

Why can't I have nice hair


cf6648 (68)  No.136367

my sausage stick hurts :/


4bfae7 (84)  No.136368

>>136365

DON'T HATCH YOUR ANGLO EGGS ON ME RAPE BABY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


f1a708 (29)  No.136369

[screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

>>136359

Afternoon lass.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136370>>136371 >>136372

>>136365

Reds are chimping out and stopping the march


d6f382 (16)  No.136371>>136375

>>136370

Business as usual then


568cf9 (37)  No.136372>>136375 >>136380

>>136370

why can't there be one gathering where antifa don't come and shit everything up


cf6648 (68)  No.136373

i want to kiss reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


568cf9 (37)  No.136374>>136386

>>136365

suprised such oppressive flags are legal


4bfae7 (84)  No.136375>>136382

>>136371

>>136372

The interesting thing is that the left are outnumbered and it is in Berlin


489c02 (19)  No.136376>>136377 >>136378 >>136399

LASSES ITS YA BOI BRITPOSTER


6a4ed2 (7)  No.136377>>136379

File (hide): 5a7ac545580f9f1⋯.jpg (91.15 KB, 640x853, 640:853, 1482174075699.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136376

morning lad


4bfae7 (84)  No.136378>>136379

>mummy is lying on the couch and not moving

>Too scared to check if she is dead because of the bird

>>136376

Another Saxon menace smh


489c02 (19)  No.136379>>136381

>>136377

morning to you lad

>>136378

you cant stop the saxon tbh


d6f382 (16)  No.136380>>136382

>>136372

Speaking of which, isn't it funny that the neonazis didn't riot or loot in Charlottesville? I had almost come to think that was what protesters always did after every protest.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136381

File (hide): a0b6427809dd06c⋯.png (515.01 KB, 600x400, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136379

*blocks your path*


568cf9 (37)  No.136382

File (hide): 1ca298848bd63bc⋯.jpg (242.29 KB, 500x661, 500:661, 1502498968845.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136375

that's something alright

>>136380

looting shmooting, some of them had OPEN CARRY PERMITS! SOME WERE BRANDISHING SWASTIKAS! oy, the humanity, these nazis need to be stopped

top kek I just googled "open carry charlottesville" and surprise surprise

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/08/open-carry-laws-mean-charlottesville-could-have-been-graver/537087/

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/17/opinion/open-carry-charlottesville.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/charlottesville-shows-that-states-must-amend-their_us_5995f07ce4b03b5e472cedd5


d6f382 (16)  No.136383

File (hide): 98ab932422747d7⋯.jpg (99.86 KB, 615x984, 5:8, Hywel Dda.jpg) (h) (u)

*makes peace with the Saxons*

Don't worry lads, everything will be fine.


568cf9 (37)  No.136384>>136389

Like ISIS attackers in Europe, the Charlottesville murderer used a car as his assault weapon. But Charlottesville this past weekend was crammed with anti-social personalities carrying sub-military firearms. It could just as easily have been one---or more—of those gun-carriers who made the decision to kill. If so, Americans might this week be mourning not one life lost to an attack, but dozens.


489c02 (19)  No.136385

i like how people seem to have realised that vans can act as weapens effectivly, they're kinda like those giant bullets in Mario games


f1a708 (29)  No.136386>>136387 >>136393

>>136374

The only problem with them is that they look like Polish flags when the wind blows the top bit downwards smh.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136387

>>136386

They say it represents a black man on top of a white woman who is bleeding to death


f1a708 (29)  No.136388>>136390 >>136393

File (hide): b5b453cb7a9c2ec⋯.png (153.1 KB, 383x251, 383:251, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

CIVIC + granny.


d6f382 (16)  No.136389>>136393

>>136384

Seriously, I don't understand how upset they are about the gun thing when literally nobody got shot, not even by a spy. If anything it demonstrates how restrained the evil nazis people are.

"oh but it was so scary" t. person who went there to bludgeon white dissenters but it's okay when we do it

Not even getting into the fact that leftists have just as much right to carry weapons. I read that arming themselves was how blacks got their civil rights movement to yield results, literally demonstrating the utility of the second amendment.


d6f382 (16)  No.136390>>136391 >>136392

File (hide): 3bf9cf0d801647c⋯.png (340.79 KB, 700x726, 350:363, Hitler was black.png) (h) (u)

>>136388

>there will never be a civic german empire


489c02 (19)  No.136391


4bfae7 (84)  No.136392

>>136390

>What is the EU


568cf9 (37)  No.136393>>136395

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136386

kek. it's much more aesthetic than the weimar flag at least

>>136388

nice dubs. I wonder if she has sympathies still for the nazzys, if she's old enough

>>136389

I doubt the media gave a toss when they did it. their whole argument is based on fear, I guess that's what matters to people more these days when it comes to gunz.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136394>>136396 >>136400 >>136402

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Really makes you think


f1a708 (29)  No.136395

>>136393

I remember thinking the red yellow and black flag was an abomination when I first saw it as a child. It reminded me too much of marmite pots.


6a4ed2 (7)  No.136396

>>136394

based white women


4bfae7 (84)  No.136397

--FIGHT==


4bfae7 (84)  No.136398

pubis


67f2a3 (36)  No.136399>>136400

>>136376

ey laaaaaaaaad


489c02 (19)  No.136400>>136401

>>136394

so does this mean the test is kinda bullshit? what does this meeeeeen

>>136399

eyyyyyyyyyyy lad


4bfae7 (84)  No.136401

>>136400

It means that only the conservative estimates are accurate lass


d6f382 (16)  No.136402

File (hide): 393a57b8d8eb052⋯.gif (2.18 MB, 250x250, 1:1, merchant revealed.gif) (h) (u)

>>136394

Uh oh!


4bfae7 (84)  No.136403>>136404

*invites you along to the woods*


489c02 (19)  No.136404>>136405

>>136403

is this a trap lass?


4bfae7 (84)  No.136405>>136408

>>136404

No lass, merely for preparing for the race war. As you know a handful of autistic natsocs are going to defeat trained servicemen with highly advanced equipment because Woden is with us!


4bfae7 (84)  No.136406

Communists have turned up now


4bfae7 (84)  No.136407

If we offer people constant warfare and death then I'm pretty sure that the people will side with us come the race war!

WODEN MITT UNS!


489c02 (19)  No.136408>>136410

>>136405

sounds like a plan to me lass


f1a708 (29)  No.136409

File (hide): daa555134f13e39⋯.png (475.52 KB, 843x424, 843:424, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Swarthy cunts shoved by police.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136410>>136411

I impressed the swimming lasses by swimming on my back within seconds and learning it very quickly whereas the nigger has taken three lessons and still can't tbh

>>136408

Good lass

**dresses and acts like a social outcast*


489c02 (19)  No.136411>>136412

>>136410

tbf nigger's can't swim properly there bones are too thick


4bfae7 (84)  No.136412

>>136411

No excuse lass smh


4bfae7 (84)  No.136413>>136415

*sees clumps of negro hair flowing beneath me in the pool*


df3f56 (74)  No.136414>>136417

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Afternoon, lasses


df3f56 (74)  No.136415>>136416

>>136413

You got an urge to touch it, didn't you?


4bfae7 (84)  No.136416>>136420


489c02 (19)  No.136417>>136420

>>136414

you're really getting into these badicoot memes arnt you lass


df3f56 (74)  No.136418>>136421

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>she really is a man


4bfae7 (84)  No.136419

*plays metal because dressing like an autist isn't enough to make me a social outcast*


df3f56 (74)  No.136420

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>>136417

Not really. Grandayy has made a lot of nice dank memmies though

For every good one there are 1000 bad ones.

>>136416

smh what's wrong with white people?


568cf9 (37)  No.136421>>136423 >>136424

File (hide): a78fdd7defc67ea⋯.png (1019.22 KB, 900x1000, 9:10, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136418

is this her?


489c02 (19)  No.136422>>136425 >>136426

File (hide): 429f21087601839⋯.jpg (53.9 KB, 700x420, 5:3, 5689.jpg) (h) (u)

this is an american white nationalist


f1a708 (29)  No.136423

>>136421

That's exactly what it made me think of. Her poor dad smh.


df3f56 (74)  No.136424

>>136421

looks like it

>when you can't even smile for a second for a picture with your son/grandson

it must be bad


4bfae7 (84)  No.136425>>136428

>>136422

Where is this? Is this now? Apparently alot of mad things are going on in the US today with protests etc.


df3f56 (74)  No.136426>>136428 >>136431

>>136422

Symbol just makes me think of communism so much, but I guess it's National Socialism.

>tfw no big shield


f1a708 (29)  No.136427>>136429 >>136433

File (hide): 46f54229215d627⋯.png (8.98 KB, 586x53, 586:53, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Why didn't they say German?


489c02 (19)  No.136428>>136433

>>136425

i think its a charlottesville image

>>136426

i cant say i know what you mean


568cf9 (37)  No.136429

>>136427

they like to frame these things like the right-wingers are like invaders attacking the city so I guess European sounds less LOCAL to people and more like Berlin isn't 'their' city


f1a708 (29)  No.136430>>136440

File (hide): b38d9213f2c818c⋯.png (558.7 KB, 849x475, 849:475, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

These police are clearly nazis too based on their hairstyles, smh.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136431

>>136426

They are NEETsocs lass. The devil fork inside the cog means work is devilish and bad smh and evil


568cf9 (37)  No.136432>>136434

has retrosteins channel been taken down again?


df3f56 (74)  No.136433>>136436 >>136439

File (hide): 72069b3af6fd6f1⋯.png (25.6 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 6c8c597cdea6cfb⋯.png (82.82 KB, 316x316, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136427

international nationalists shipped in by Drumpf smh

>>136428

>i cant say i know what you mean

Hammer and sickle, cog and rake. Here is the American Communist party's logo and the Turkish Communist party logo. While the cog isn't a tool like the hammer or sickle I guess it is used in many modern machines/tools. Might also just symbolise industry or whatever.


df3f56 (74)  No.136434>>136436 >>136440

>>136432

Seems like it. For fuck's sake.

. Cute amputee lass, lass


df3f56 (74)  No.136435>>136439

oh, right. It's a fork, not a rake. smh smh


489c02 (19)  No.136436

>>136433

oh i see what you mean

>>136434

>. Cute amputee lass, lass

kek thats what i saw aswell


df3f56 (74)  No.136437

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Jesus. Nice thumbnail Lindy


489c02 (19)  No.136438>>136441 >>136442

File (hide): b827b9f38a7415c⋯.jpg (44.92 KB, 700x420, 5:3, 5334.jpg) (h) (u)

they're actually using pepe as a hate symbol for reals now


4bfae7 (84)  No.136439>>136441

>>136433

It is directly borrowed from Communists lass. Cog for industry and rake for agriculture. They want to evoke those images to show they aren't just about waysism. Afterall, modernist philosophies are more than welcome at the Traditionalist Youth Movement!

>>136435

Judgeing by the size of Hamback it is probably a spork smh


568cf9 (37)  No.136440>>136453

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>>136430

wonder what she's listening to

>>136434

aw that sucks. smh. hahah I didn't think that.


df3f56 (74)  No.136441

>>136438

weaponised autism just doesn't work in real life smhh

>>136439

got to get those fresh voters out of college who are sympathetic towards communism I guess smh


4bfae7 (84)  No.136442

>>136438

Wow, this is how we will win over the people! Based autism! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED!


4bfae7 (84)  No.136443>>136444

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*prepares food*


489c02 (19)  No.136444>>136445

>>136443

this is actually pretty interesting


4bfae7 (84)  No.136445>>136447 >>136448

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f1a708 (29)  No.136446

>no /pol/ thread for the march

Eight stickies about yank bullshit though.


489c02 (19)  No.136447>>136451

>>136445

theres so little fat on this one, its like a completly different operation


489c02 (19)  No.136448>>136451

>>136445

also brain is smaller then i thought it would be for some reason


6670a8 (43)  No.136449>>136450

hola


489c02 (19)  No.136450

>>136449

hola seniour


4bfae7 (84)  No.136451>>136452

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>>136447

>>136448

Here are the effects of cyanide lass. Notice the snorting sounds. It's because the blood cannot absorb oxegyn and he dies of asphyxiation. The body would turn bright pink therefore after the death.


489c02 (19)  No.136452>>136455

>>136451

those pig noises are not pleasent tbh, gotta suck waiting for it to kick in


df3f56 (74)  No.136453

File (hide): 9519cf9ae4baed9⋯.gif (1013.79 KB, 312x510, 52:85, tenor2.gif) (h) (u)


df3f56 (74)  No.136454

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RRRRRRRRRRAAAAWWWWW GORDON


4bfae7 (84)  No.136455>>136456 >>136461

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>>136452

Yeah, it's messed up. Man is a frail creature smh very graphic video tbh


489c02 (19)  No.136456

>>136455

oof, fucking animals tbh


df3f56 (74)  No.136457>>136458

File (hide): 6c2fe225dd6eccd⋯.png (223.08 KB, 396x328, 99:82, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>Nazis where the good gu-


67f2a3 (36)  No.136458>>136460

>>136457

>where

uh


df3f56 (74)  No.136459

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>mfw Glenn Beck


df3f56 (74)  No.136460

File (hide): 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, 1484780184128.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136458

At least that intentional typo got me a (You)….


67f2a3 (36)  No.136461>>136464

>>136455

is this one of those Faces of Death films?


df3f56 (74)  No.136462

should you be able to hunt and eat humans on your property?


df3f56 (74)  No.136463

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>Americans are Indian tier now


4bfae7 (84)  No.136464>>136465

>>136461

I think so lass. It's pretty sad tbh


67f2a3 (36)  No.136465>>136467

>>136464

Some of those are fake to be fair


df3f56 (74)  No.136466

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>no AK


4bfae7 (84)  No.136467>>136468

>>136465

Which ones lass?


67f2a3 (36)  No.136468

>>136467

I just mean in general, some of the Faces of Death scenes have been proven fake, or the creators had to come out and prove they were fake because it was footage they wouldn't have been able to get without participating in a murder or manslaughter.


f5303c (9)  No.136469>>136470

File (hide): 26c3e3a0eded452⋯.jpg (97.38 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, 1503153864183.jpg) (h) (u)

Neo and 22st


df3f56 (74)  No.136470>>136472

File (hide): b5edcaf0176d8e8⋯.png (37.37 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136469

>tfw stache doesn't connect


2206c3 (14)  No.136471

File (hide): 3abde9de5165bdc⋯.png (842.98 KB, 956x766, 478:383, nip takes one for the dive….png) (h) (u)

>nip takes a bullet for a jew

sad!


2206c3 (14)  No.136472>>136474

File (hide): fb06fcdd0c19acb⋯.png (29.12 KB, 284x291, 284:291, chinkjak.png) (h) (u)

>>136470

>tfw oppressed by steppe niggers and then foreign devils come and oppress you more


6670a8 (43)  No.136474>>136477

>>136472

chinkjaks eyes are very non slitty


4bfae7 (84)  No.136475>>136479 >>136484

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Seinfeld is shite


4bfae7 (84)  No.136476

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2206c3 (14)  No.136477>>136478

File (hide): f92329c66714171⋯.png (32.24 KB, 284x291, 284:291, chinkjak.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 24129435e29af7f⋯.png (141.1 KB, 388x300, 97:75, stuntyjew.png) (h) (u)

>>136474

bonus nip dwarfjew


6670a8 (43)  No.136478>>136482

>>136477

he looks high af now, kek


568cf9 (37)  No.136479

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f1a708 (29)  No.136480>>136481

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>LIVE: Counter-protesters take a stand against a 'free speech' rally in Boston

>'free speech'

Why are ruptly so biased.


568cf9 (37)  No.136481>>136483

>>136480

>tune in

>big sign saying "end white terrorism"

>close tab


2206c3 (14)  No.136482

File (hide): eb5c742226b2c2d⋯.png (34.26 KB, 284x291, 284:291, chinkjakopium.png) (h) (u)

>>136478

>when u hit tha opium 2 hard


f1a708 (29)  No.136483

File (hide): 8c14b16e5858a1e⋯.png (627.47 KB, 847x475, 847:475, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136481

This is their new angle to persuade people against free speech.


36d45d (39)  No.136484

>>136475

Yank sitcoms are all shite


36d45d (39)  No.136485>>136495

File (hide): 2a5b6777c3591b8⋯.jpg (141.19 KB, 850x1280, 85:128, DAuEO67UMAA5pS_.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

knackered tbh


b46e04 (10)  No.136486>>136487 >>136488 >>136489 >>136490 >>136491

File (hide): 3c01a1c11994909⋯.png (391.76 KB, 505x792, 505:792, Screen Shot 2017-08-19 at ….png) (h) (u)

File (hide): da970cdfd03dd9f⋯.png (1.79 MB, 1354x881, 1354:881, Screen Shot 2017-08-19 at ….png) (h) (u)

Reminder that bennies are BASED.


36d45d (39)  No.136487

>>136486

based white women


568cf9 (37)  No.136488

File (hide): 14d45abf6fa7cdb⋯.png (851.13 KB, 855x893, 45:47, thonking.png) (h) (u)

>>136486

I wonder what she's depressed about?


f1a708 (29)  No.136489

>>136486

>eight hideous woglets

>depressed

You don't say.


b46e04 (10)  No.136490

>>136486

Second reminder that all welfare scum should be immediately gassed and the entire system scrapped. It's nothing but a state bribe to buy your vote. Any person who can't find a job after a set period of time should be dumped into the military. At least then it would be a state salary instead of a free handout.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136491>>136494

>>136486

>You will never be a horselet enslaved by a coal burner


36d45d (39)  No.136492

she probably shags the horse tbh


4bfae7 (84)  No.136493

I can't decide what to eatsie wheatsies


4bfae7 (84)  No.136494

>>136491

Actually, that is clearly some sort of mule


6670a8 (43)  No.136495>>136496


36d45d (39)  No.136496>>136497

>>136495

night shifts


6670a8 (43)  No.136497>>136500

>>136496

shelf stacking really takes it out of you?


4bfae7 (84)  No.136498>>136499 >>136502

Mummy is in her room and knows full well that it is tea time but is not making me anything. Should I order take out food?


6670a8 (43)  No.136499>>136501


36d45d (39)  No.136500>>136503 >>136505 >>136507

>>136497

being a male escort does


4bfae7 (84)  No.136501>>136505

>>136499

TELL MEEEEEEEE


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136502>>136504

>>136498

Order it lad, what's your options?


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136503

>>136500

you're working for dickaroo?


4bfae7 (84)  No.136504>>136506 >>136509

>>136502

Dominos, McDonalds, Chinese, etc. My area is pretty white and usually makes quality food tbh

>tfw using mummies laziness as an excuse to get fatboi foods


6670a8 (43)  No.136505>>136508

>>136500

i bet.

>>136501

you should loudly cook for yourself tbh


b46e04 (10)  No.136506

>>136504

Grab a pasty lad.


f1a708 (29)  No.136507>>136516

File (hide): ea12769f2748eec⋯.jpg (178.87 KB, 470x540, 47:54, thinking.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136500

>imperium calls me a slag

>he's a literal prostitute


4bfae7 (84)  No.136508

>>136505

All our food is shite tbh smh

*asks mummy if she wants anything from the based surrogate mummies who deliver din din ON TIME*


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136509>>136510

>>136504

Tfw that is very limited choice. The Price of Hwhite society I guess.

Dominos.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136510>>136512

>>136509

Aye lass, my thinking exactly


4bfae7 (84)  No.136511

*pushes mummy down the stairs to show her who is the alpha*

I am the mummy now.


b5e881 (5)  No.136512>>136513 >>136514 >>136528

Hello lads, I walked over 20 miles today. What exercise did you do?

>>136510

Get Papa John's, 50% off if you spend over £15.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136513>>136518

>>136512

We don't have those round ear lass smh


b46e04 (10)  No.136514>>136517 >>136518

>>136512

>What exercise did you do?

I was up at 5 milking the cows tbh.


67f2a3 (36)  No.136515>>136524

You know, watching films like Pulp Fiction makes me think what it'd be like if I had a job like Jules and Vincent, just rolling about doing oddjobs for the boss, making sure no one else is getting into trouble.


f5303c (9)  No.136516>>136531

>>136507

You do it for free

He does it to fund his education

Big difference, learn it


4bfae7 (84)  No.136517

>>136514

What a coincidence. I was up milking the bulls.


b5e881 (5)  No.136518>>136519

>>136513

You're not missing out on much lass, although it's better than Domino's.

>>136514

You can buy milk in the supermarket these days, much easier tbh


b46e04 (10)  No.136519>>136520

>>136518

Family have been dairy farmers for 5 generations lad. Plus I can't drink pasteurised milk (and it tastes like shit anyway). Usually my wife takes care of it all but she's ill at the moment.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136520

>>136519

>Waifu poster finally made it


4bfae7 (84)  No.136521

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4bfae7 (84)  No.136522>>136525

Oh, I fucking hate black people.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136523

poo poo in the loo loo


6670a8 (43)  No.136524>>136559

>>136515

bit overrated tbh


6670a8 (43)  No.136525>>136527

>>136522

even paul ince?


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136526>>136529

I don't like the word bro not even from my own sibling.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136527>>136529

>>136525

Every last one of them lass.


6670a8 (43)  No.136528>>136551

>>136512

nice lad, for what porpoise?

i did 8 hours of above my head powertool work tbh, triceps and forearms, some grip i guess.


6670a8 (43)  No.136529

>>136526

breh is objectively better. chill out bro.

>>136527

i see


4bfae7 (84)  No.136530>>136533

>My long lost baby brother has a weak chin

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


f1a708 (29)  No.136531

>>136516

But I'm not a slag anyway, I'm just a shitposter.


36d45d (39)  No.136532>>136534 >>136535

File (hide): dd0f20ed2cbe1dd⋯.jpg (145.45 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, DB4fjmbUwAADCKm.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

still have neo filtered tbh what did she say


6670a8 (43)  No.136533

>>136530

maybe itll develop into a fine and proud bumbumesque chin in good time


b46e04 (10)  No.136534

>>136532

Usual irrelevant bullshit about not being a slag.


6670a8 (43)  No.136535>>136536

>>136532

>imperium is a lovely lad and he should unfilter me tbh

t. neo


f1a708 (29)  No.136536

>>136535

This is true.


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136537>>136538 >>136539 >>136540

hypergamy is the most disgusting thing in the word. t. me.


6670a8 (43)  No.136538>>136542

>>136537

is it worse than lopping it off


36d45d (39)  No.136539>>136540 >>136542

>>136537

i dont know what that is


6670a8 (43)  No.136540>>136541

>>136537

>>136539

hypergamy is what happens when a cut gets infected:

>oi tony is your finger any better today?

>nah george its gone hypergamy


36d45d (39)  No.136541>>136544

File (hide): 521e1b4f48cfe91⋯.jpg (60.9 KB, 946x1160, 473:580, DBkDZcMXYAI-2n8.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136540

Ah yeah I hate it when that happens


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136542>>136543

>>136539

the action of marrying a person of a superior caste or class.

>>136538

Depends if they're asexual or not. If they're doing it to commit hypergamy, then fuck them.


6670a8 (43)  No.136543>>136545

>>136542

>caste system

why tho


6670a8 (43)  No.136544>>136546

File (hide): 795db08d451b117⋯.jpg (69.69 KB, 1080x1034, 540:517, IMG_20170817_202543_.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136541

what do you think of this lad


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136545>>136547 >>136549

>>136543

I meant it in the PUA way, any bitch who doesn't dig me as i dig her.


36d45d (39)  No.136546>>136548 >>136553 >>136554 >>136562 >>136568

File (hide): 512cf1a1a27685e⋯.jpg (127.06 KB, 1200x1805, 240:361, hafu1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136544

Like a hafu?


6670a8 (43)  No.136547

>>136545

>pua

you poor sucker


6670a8 (43)  No.136548>>136550

>>136546

maybe so.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136549>>136552

>>136545

PUAs are literal vermin.


36d45d (39)  No.136550>>136557

>>136548

I don't quite understand what the point you're trying to make is


b5e881 (5)  No.136551>>136557

>>136528

It was nice weather so I decided to go for a stroll along the Kennet and Avon canal.


6670a8 (43)  No.136552

>>136549

this tbh.


b46e04 (10)  No.136553

>>136546

Hnngggg


b5e881 (5)  No.136554>>136556

>>136546

Not white enough tbh


36d45d (39)  No.136555>>136558

File (hide): a0bd9f4319f75ed⋯.jpg (72.35 KB, 640x791, 640:791, DGVMUVUUQAAnP87.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

imperium tbh


36d45d (39)  No.136556


6670a8 (43)  No.136557>>136560 >>136570

>>136550

just that the middle ground would improve my enjoyment of imperium posting.

>>136551

sounds nice lad, take photos next time tbh.


6670a8 (43)  No.136558

>>136555

nice triplets chum


67f2a3 (36)  No.136559>>136576

>>136524

ye but it looks cool, looks more fun than some daily grind stuff you know.


36d45d (39)  No.136560>>136576

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>>136557

>just that the middle ground would improve my enjoyment of imperium posting.

I see


4bfae7 (84)  No.136561

These nogs have crowded some lad


b46e04 (10)  No.136562>>136564

>>136546

Moar light eyed halflings


36d45d (39)  No.136564

>>136562

I'm not made of blue eyed hafus


4bfae7 (84)  No.136565>>136566

File (hide): 8b5ed0d357077c2⋯.png (68.83 KB, 236x240, 59:60, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136566>>136567

>>136565

too small to see.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136567>>136569

File (hide): 0059e904a96f653⋯.png (185.41 KB, 316x491, 316:491, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136566

Like a Chinese penis smh

Chinese women are incredibly bitchy I fucking hate them.


aa4c22 (3)  No.136568>>136570

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>>136546

>ywn have a gf of this calibre


36d45d (39)  No.136569


b5e881 (5)  No.136570>>136571 >>136573 >>136576

>>136557

Planning to walk the entire length of it over a couple of days sometime soon, will take some then.

>>136568

You could always become your own dream girl instead.


36d45d (39)  No.136571

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>>136570

>You could always become your own dream girl instead.


4bfae7 (84)  No.136572>>136573

>It's a lazy mummy awakens and demands I travel to the shops with her

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH


aa4c22 (3)  No.136573>>136574

>>136570

Why would I do something so shameful?

>>136572

It's a what? Is it an episode, a series? Don't leave me hanging like this


4bfae7 (84)  No.136574

>>136573

A novelette lass


4bfae7 (84)  No.136575>>136577

>People from Liverpool are technically Liverpolitans

>Liverpudlian is an insult

wew


6670a8 (43)  No.136576

>>136559

i guess so. avoiding the old bill gets mighty tiring after a while.

>>136560

mhmm.

>>136570

sounds good lass


6670a8 (43)  No.136577

>>136575

you scouse twat


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136578>>136579 >>136584

Sailors used to have a joke that if they were hung on the ship, their necks wouldn't break as their bodies were too malnourished.


6670a8 (43)  No.136579>>136581


36d45d (39)  No.136580

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bf2aa3 (26)  No.136581>>136582

>>136579

18th century Sailors, probably Anglos just before the golden age of Piracy.


6670a8 (43)  No.136582>>136587

>>136581

about who tho


e780f2 (9)  No.136583>>136585 >>136586 >>136589

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

autism


67f2a3 (36)  No.136584>>136588 >>136589

>>136578

it's hanged lad


6670a8 (43)  No.136585>>136597

>>136583

daftie? glad you arent ded lad.


36d45d (39)  No.136586

>>136583

what the fuck lad.


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136587>>136591

>>136582

themselves, sometimes they get hanged by the Captain.


6670a8 (43)  No.136588

>>136584

tbh. A door is hung, a man is hanged.


10e2b4 (49)  No.136589>>136590 >>136591 >>136603

>>136584

lad its definitely hung

>>136583

is that you lass?


36d45d (39)  No.136590>>136593

>>136589

People are hanged


6670a8 (43)  No.136591>>136593

>>136587

oh i see

>>136589

no its definitely hanged for people lad.


6670a8 (43)  No.136592>>136596

> £1.2mil of brown and £500k of cash found in merseyside

bumbum do you know anything about this


10e2b4 (49)  No.136593>>136594 >>136595

>>136590

>>136591

I-i swear its not


67f2a3 (36)  No.136594>>136598

>>136593

a more explicit version, horses are hung, people are hanged.


6670a8 (43)  No.136595>>136598

>>136593

promise you it is lad. iirc the sentence for death by hanging was:

>to be hanged from/by the neck until dead


36d45d (39)  No.136596>>136599

>>136592

bbk is literally the only person in merseyside not addicted to dope


e780f2 (9)  No.136597>>136599

>>136585

oi window merchant nice to see you

can't really say the same


10e2b4 (49)  No.136598>>136601

>>136595

>>136594

no you get Hanged, but afterwards you have been hung


6670a8 (43)  No.136599>>136603

>>136596

thats true tbh, smh.

*begins judging bbk in the light of his compatriots*

the lads a saint tbh

>>136597

thanks mate its nice to know im intercontinentally liked tbh.

did herts visit last week?


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136600

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


6670a8 (43)  No.136601>>136602

>>136598

no its still hanged lad, its specific to death by hanging.


10e2b4 (49)  No.136602>>136605

>>136601

lad im so sure


e780f2 (9)  No.136603>>136604 >>136608 >>136613

>>136589

no one else posts this shit so I'm afraid yes

>>136599

yo. ama if you want.


10e2b4 (49)  No.136604>>136606 >>136608

Just googled it, you're right it is hanged. sorry everyone

>>136603

you've got a crazy vocal range tbf


6670a8 (43)  No.136605>>136607

>>136602

in all cases except death by hanging youre correct lad - when you dance the hamgmans jig or take the hemp necktie then youve been hanged, you were hanged, he will be hanged, he is being hanged, his death was a result of being hanged, etc


e780f2 (9)  No.136606>>136607

>>136604

nah the dude in vid isn't me, thought you wanted to know if the poster is me smh now i look like a moron


10e2b4 (49)  No.136607

>>136605

ok i believe you lad

>>136606

wew, ya daft fool


6670a8 (43)  No.136608>>136610 >>136611 >>136620

>>136604

dont apologize, its not logical tbf.

>>136603

>ama

1) should i buy a size M shirt and do some sit ups or buy an L shirt and gain a stone, or go to london and get a paki to measure and then tailor make me 6 for £200

2) ive cracked my van windscreen, should i leave a parking ticket under the wiper to hide it

3) would you rather:

a] never allowed to drink from mugs for 6 weeks

b] have to learn to unicycle in the dark

4) should 'tropical' flavour be more or less fruity than 'exotic fruit' flavour juice

5) is herts a brummie


f1a708 (29)  No.136609>>136612

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Overdosed on peppermint tea and now I feel quite sick, aaaaaahhhh.


67f2a3 (36)  No.136610>>136612


10e2b4 (49)  No.136611>>136614

>>136608

>M shirt

so you have something to work towards and you can earn your shirt.


6670a8 (43)  No.136612

>>136610

ta lad very helpful

>>136609

better get some naloxone sharpish


2206c3 (14)  No.136613>>136615 >>136617 >>136621

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File (hide): f92329c66714171⋯.png (32.24 KB, 284x291, 284:291, chinkjak.png) (h) (u)

>>136603

are you both going to run away to kamchatka and live in a log cabin and make lots of babies for your own tribe of racemixed anglo-slavs who will combat the imperium tribes of the far future?


6670a8 (43)  No.136614>>136619 >>136629 >>136663

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>>136611

i already wear m tbh, tighter shirts do look better. cba to do situps, wish there was some combo with walking and doing crunches or something that helped. ahhhhhh fucking beer tbh.


36d45d (39)  No.136615>>136621

>>136613

would also like to know the answer to this


568cf9 (37)  No.136616>>136618 >>136622

But if we all keep fucking each other, then we're gonna be the same race sooner or later anyways.

- Let's pray for that.

based jewish comedy


6670a8 (43)  No.136617>>136621

>>136613

id contribute to some sort of kickstarter for this tbh.


6670a8 (43)  No.136618>>136624

>>136616

bonsoir lass


10e2b4 (49)  No.136619>>136630

>>136614

>ahhhhhh fucking beer tbh.

tbh, it shouldnt have nearly that many calories in it tbh


e780f2 (9)  No.136620>>136622 >>136630

>>136608

1) Buy an M, and then motivate yourself to get fit for it. Idk that's what I'd do but I don't believe a male M wouldn't fit you.

2) your crack is so small it would be covered by a ticket? Idk man just repair it.

3) I think a) but unicycling seems cool as fuck

4) completely neutral, I drink neither.

5) I fucking wish.


e780f2 (9)  No.136621>>136623 >>136631

>>136613

>>136615

>no

>>136617

you wanna torture me lad?


2206c3 (14)  No.136622>>136624 >>136628

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>>136616

hullo lad

everyone ready for waterloo tonight?

>>136620

>herts is something worse than a brummie

my gods


e780f2 (9)  No.136623

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>>136621

<didn't mean to greenpost tbh


568cf9 (37)  No.136624>>136625

>>136618

>>136622

hey there lads. ye I'll look for it


10e2b4 (49)  No.136625>>136627

>>136624

forgot it was movie night smh


568cf9 (37)  No.136626

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

North Korean man wishes to attack USA


568cf9 (37)  No.136627>>136633

>>136625

almost did as well haha. should be a good film tonight


e780f2 (9)  No.136628>>136638

>>136622

I can only base around what my virgin foreighner ears hear ok I'm not part of any inter-engish racism hair splitting.


67f2a3 (36)  No.136629>>136631

>>136614

you could plank in your van,


6670a8 (43)  No.136630>>136632 >>136633 >>136638

>>136620

ta lass

1) ill get an M and trim up a bit, its for a wedding next month so i can probably lose 6kg by then. Also im almost certain i want some paki tailored shirts tbh, all fancy and posh like.

2) >repair it

its a spiderweb about 8inches diameter, its definitely not repairable tbf.

3) unicycling is indeed cool af.

>tfw not enough coordination for unicycling

4)>dont drink juice

w-why not?

5) >you wish

… but why tho

>>136619

the cheap lidls stuff im on isnt too bad, 175kcal a can, except the ciders at 300 and 425kcal, and most polish stuff is pretty good at ~200kcal a can. Im sure its the glucose and syrup they use in the cheap stuff that does the most damage.


6670a8 (43)  No.136631

>>136621

absolutely not tbh. id rather pay herts to do it if its an option

>>136629

true, ive got a long bar and freeweights, shame theres no room for a bench *plots foldaway gym for next van*


67f2a3 (36)  No.136632>>136636

>>136630

>paki tailored shirts

ah I wish we had an some neighbours like Vietnam or Thailand so we could be like Japanese business men and get entire suits tailored for us before flights back home. Japs have super cheap suits and so can spend loads on shoes, belts, and ties with perfectly tailored suits.


10e2b4 (49)  No.136633>>136634 >>136636

>>136627

i dont usually watch em, i just wait for people to scome back to the threads

>>136630

ah lidls is a good place to get cheap drinks tbh. If you go to tesco you can get a 2litre bottles of cider for 2 quid, no clue how bad it is for you but its so cheap for what it is its what we all get when we go to our secret drinking hideout


568cf9 (37)  No.136634>>136635


10e2b4 (49)  No.136635

>>136634

haha its fine lad, i'll find a way to occupy myself


6670a8 (43)  No.136636>>136637 >>136641

>>136633

kek £2 cider will be 50% sugar tbh - thats stuff like frosty jacks and diamond white -

fucking lethal.

>>136632

iirc the paki dude sends the sizes back to india and they get airmailed back to you a bit later. yeah smh if it wasnt £450 to have a suitjacket done here id buy one tbf.

>tfw no gang of dandies in tailored suits to cause ruckus in dining establishments with


10e2b4 (49)  No.136637>>136639

>>136636

BUT ITS SO GOD DAMNED CHEAP LAD, 2 quid lad, you cant beat that


e780f2 (9)  No.136638>>136640 >>136649

>>136630

Are you the future husband? I started fitting into xs after loosing about 3-4 so i don't think you have to go all the way out (but of course to each their own).

Ah fuck sorry abt your van. Just wait until you get the next van and hope you don't get caught.

>w-why not?

idk my only poison is milk, tea, coffee seldom, and liquor. If I really need to I make my own juice or smoothie.

>… but why tho

like I said in >>136628 my judjement lies on how good I understand the accent and tbh I'd understand Burmingham better, or so I think


6670a8 (43)  No.136639>>136640 >>136644

>>136637

agreed lad, k cider is the best - 8%, £1.20 for 4 units of lovely ethanol


10e2b4 (49)  No.136640>>136649

>>136638

>understand Burmingham

i think you're the only one lass

>>136639

yeah K cider is good


67f2a3 (36)  No.136641>>136644 >>136649

>>136636

Ack I wish our east Asian migrants were as industrious as their cousins back home, smh I want a wardrobe of cheap well tailored suits but we get all the fucking shit migrants who rape and poo everywhere. Also lad my pajeet disease is gone so you can text me the important details innit.


74478c (4)  No.136642>>136645

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Should I buy this or just get a cheap monster onahole??


568cf9 (37)  No.136643>>136644


2206c3 (14)  No.136644>>136649

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>>136639

>>136641

anything going on lads?

probably couldn't make any work this month what with the moving anyway smh

>>136643

ta lad


36d45d (39)  No.136645>>136646

>>136642

don't do either


74478c (4)  No.136646

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136645

Going for the monster onahole tbh.


568cf9 (37)  No.136647>>136648

waterloo starting now


67f2a3 (36)  No.136648>>136650

>>136647

more like waterpoo haha


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136649>>136651 >>136652

>>136638

kek i wish, its one of my blood-brothers (not in the familial sense) tbh

>xs, 3-4kg

fair tbh, i normally cycle between +/-8kg from my average, depending on the season - winter=less work and more hot drinks, summer=more work and more water and juice. smh im still +2 this year, maybe its muscle and i have to reset average.

>spoiler

fair tbh, im a sucker for juice in hot weather tbh. cant buy milk as it tastes weird if its room temp. i prefer smoothies but smh they are expensive, and impossible to keep fresh in the heat.

>understand brummie better than other dialects

i doubt, but hmm, on second thought maybe its cadence is more like how your brain processes language, or the infection matches your natural way of reading english. interesting topic tbh.

>>136640

and gutmelting

>>136641

tbh. all still as per the last messages fam

>>136644

a few bits lad, but i cant afford to fund your trains at the price im working for, the daft lad is much more local to this coming stuff. smh youre welcome to come down if youre bored though, i could probably pay you £30 and let you go wild with a drill.


36d45d (39)  No.136650

>>136648

waterpoo in the loo


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136651

>>136649

>infection

*inflection

although anything past cambridge is indeed infected with northern-ness


2206c3 (14)  No.136652>>136654

>>136649

how far away is it?

sometimes if you book in advance the prices can go as low as a tenner, wouldn't mind coming down and helping out just to meet anprim


74478c (4)  No.136653>>136656 >>136657

REMINDER

The only way to live as a white man in the future is by becoming a trap.


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136654>>136655

>>136652

just text you, will text locations now


2206c3 (14)  No.136655>>136665

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>>136654

>still haven't paid into the phone for texts or got a smart one

I swear I will bother to figure it out soon

Can't do beginning of the month because moving exactly on the 1st, I'll look at prices for the other dates on Monday, they're far enough away that I might be able to get tickets for low low prices. If any wages cut into your profits, dw about it, happy to bum around and help out a bit. I have family around the later job so I might see about visiting them after while I'm roughly in the area. Will get back to you on Monday so I can look up this stuff on official work hours :^)


f1a708 (29)  No.136656

>>136653

What makes you say that lass?


36d45d (39)  No.136657

>>136653

kill yourself


cf6648 (68)  No.136658>>136659 >>136665

tfw only had incidents driving with gf reeeeeeee


67f2a3 (36)  No.136659>>136660 >>136665

>>136658

>Tfw drive fantastic until I get into an area I don't know and then it goes a bit to shit

fuggg I just need to learn all roads


cf6648 (68)  No.136660>>136661

>>136659

This, and also didn't know the lights had been turned off or how to turn them back on so the police had to show me, the police are my friends after all


67f2a3 (36)  No.136661>>136662

>>136660

flip up lights so I always know when my lights are on kek


cf6648 (68)  No.136662

>>136661

ahh could do with that, at least I know now


71a36c (56)  No.136663>>136672

>>136614

For the record, the only thing sit ups will do is make the shirt tighter. If you want to cut your gut you have to reduce calories in diet or raise calorie requirements via cardio. Kcals lost doing exercise like sit ups are ultimately negligible in the dietary grand scheme of things.


f5303c (9)  No.136664>>136666 >>136667 >>136669

File (hide): 4b8079030b62804⋯.jpg (129.95 KB, 960x538, 480:269, 1503165172895.jpg) (h) (u)

Enough weapons to arm a Donkey rapist army in Europe

Shocking police pictures reveal 10,000-weapon arsenal including howitzers, machine guns and grenades intended for the hands of terrorists in Europe

>Police found the stash in Spain back in January but have only now released the terrifying images

>POLICE last night revealed an arsenal of more than 10,000 weapons destined for the hands of terrorists and organised gangs around Europe

>A continent-wide operation stopped weapons including anti-aircraft guns, howitzers and grenades falling into the hands of extremists in France, Spain and Belgium

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3092362/shocking-police-pictures-reveal-10000-weapon-arsenal-intended-for-the-hands-of-terrorists-including-howitzers-machine-guns-and-grenades/


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136665>>136667 >>136668

>>136658

kek tape her mouth shut

>>136655

>phone

buy some credit at a shop, call your operators topup number, type the credit number in, job done.

>work

its the 29th of this month iirc

>mid next month

good stuff, daft lad has college smh, will def need you. i can do you about £9/h on site + paid lunch and £12.50/day trains, or you can stay down here like last time or get a hostel etc.

>>136659

it gets easier after a while lad


67f2a3 (36)  No.136666>>136670

>>136664

This was a while ago lad


2206c3 (14)  No.136667>>136671 >>136672

>>136664

>meanwhile "far right" extremists are gulaged forever for carrying penknives

>>136665

probably will stay in a hostel, will check things over on monday.

can't do 29th, probably have to be ferrying boxes and that by then smh


cf6648 (68)  No.136668>>136673

>>136665

my fault tbf


71a36c (56)  No.136669

>>136664

Bless them. I wonder if there're any rich business men on our side running guns. Maybe Banks has a few lying around


71a36c (56)  No.136670>>136671

>>136666

I'm not happy about checking these but they must be checked all the same


67f2a3 (36)  No.136671>>136690

>>136670

>>136667

To be fair most of those firearms were deactivated museum pieces and such and the plan was to distribute them to cells with the capability of reactivating them, some of them were really old prototypes kek, hope they're in museums or collections now


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136672>>136690

>>136663

ta lad good info - would situps not pull my belly in a bit? I do plenty of cardio by way of carrying >20kg up hills every other day, it just doesnt affect my waistline very much. Makes my jeans tighter at the thighs if anything. Also im only on about 2750kcals a day during a working week, wouldnt want to reduce tbf.

>>136667

fair enough, that suits fine. let me know asap lad.


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136673>>136674

>>136668

greentext plz


cf6648 (68)  No.136674>>136675

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>>136673

reee embarrassing tbh


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136675>>136676

>>136674

even better. spill it lass


67f2a3 (36)  No.136676>>136677 >>136678

>>136675

he was getting roadhead and went over a bump :^)


cf6648 (68)  No.136677>>136678

>>136676

now that's a bad idea…


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136678>>136679

>>136676

kek

>>136677

nah its a great idea tbh, better in a higher up vehicle though, less prying eyes


cf6648 (68)  No.136679>>136680

>>136678

wouldn't be able to concentrate smh


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136680>>136682

>>136679

>needing to concentrate while driving

**are you a lass*


d6f382 (16)  No.136681>>136683 >>136684 >>136689 >>136695

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File (hide): d4cc6011c8a4542⋯.jpg (93.65 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, aliums4.jpg) (h) (u)

White women tbh


cf6648 (68)  No.136682>>136686

>>136680

**tfw got dizzy, in a good way


df3f56 (74)  No.136683>>136687

>>136681

that's a nice milky hide

> Beneath that milky hide. There's emptiness inside. I wonder if they even bleed. They're savages!

smh were native Americans right?


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136684

>>136681

first lass looks about 98% like an ex reeeeeeeees


cf6648 (68)  No.136685

misclicked post reeeeeeeeeeeeee


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136686>>136694

File (hide): 356c1fa3bb2de74⋯.jpg (200.86 KB, 825x1024, 825:1024, clarkson.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136682

kek, so thats what happened? did you crash or what? gimme the juicy vehicular details


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136687>>136691

>>136683

hi lad, dont recall greeting you so far today.


df3f56 (74)  No.136688>>136693 >>136694 >>136700 >>136707 >>136710

File (hide): 9f13c7372ea81c9⋯.png (981.76 KB, 1024x538, 512:269, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


67f2a3 (36)  No.136689>>136692

>>136681

I'd smash the first tbh


71a36c (56)  No.136690>>136709

>>136671

That's pretty cute. I like the idea of these cunts having howitzers though, makes me smile.

>>136672

>would sit ups not pull in belly

No reason to say they would. There's no way to reduce fat in specific spots so all you'd really do is make you abs bigger by doing sit ups.

If you're looking for an exercise that that pulls in your belly you might want to consider 'stomach vacuums'. They can decrease ones waist and if you train them for 6+ months then you can suck in your stomach *really* deeply.

Probably not the ideal option for a wedding that's coming up in 6(?) weeks.

>doesn't affect waistline

You're either in at calorie maintenance/surplus or you have more fat deposits in your gut region. Either way the solution is the same.

>makes jeans tigher

smh lad I know that feel. After doing runs I get friction burn on my inner thighs

>hill walk

Still doing that eh? Good stuff.

You can 'passively' increase cardio by simply making more effort to walk around as well. Simply walking to the store instead of driving, taking the stairs not the lift ect.

>2750kcal - wouldn't want to reduce

Going 100-200 calories below your maintenance likely wouldn't be a /massively/ noticeable loss of energy. At worst you'd need a

>sugar free

monster to make it through the week.


df3f56 (74)  No.136691>>136709

>>136687

Hey, lad. Fell asleep shortly after the stache post I made earlier smh


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136692

>>136689

ill show you a pic of my ex that looks like her when i see you, kek its proper uncanny


2206c3 (14)  No.136693

>>136688

ooh interesting

a relaunch would be nice


cf6648 (68)  No.136694>>136709

>>136686

nah it was a ladies' accident, just hit a fence post at low ish speed smh

>>136688

nice


71a36c (56)  No.136695>>136701

>>136681

Those are shit white women

Here are some good white women:


cf6648 (68)  No.136696>>136697 >>136699 >>136702

National Action 2


67f2a3 (36)  No.136697

>>136696

lad don't get nabbed


cf6648 (68)  No.136698>>136704

>models


df3f56 (74)  No.136699

>>136696

Kek. That's a clever name


67f2a3 (36)  No.136700>>136706

>>136688

>doesn't mention me alerting you to the usage of your work


d6f382 (16)  No.136701>>136704

File (hide): bad38f627076646⋯.png (2.17 MB, 1100x1600, 11:16, maisie williams.png) (h) (u)

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>>136695

>good white women

>those


2206c3 (14)  No.136702>>136705

>>136696

national action 2: dafty boogaloo

national action 2: the actioning


df3f56 (74)  No.136703

File (hide): d5fd5b453c5bca9⋯.png (999.89 KB, 695x1049, 695:1049, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

INDO-ARYAN WOMEN


71a36c (56)  No.136704>>136708

>>136698

This world needs more models tbh

I love fashion models. bless their souls

>>136701

your women = uggo

my women = sxc

?????


67f2a3 (36)  No.136705

>>136702

National Action 2: This time it's personal

National Action 2: collectors edition

National Action 2: Directors cut

National Action 2: dafty disco


df3f56 (74)  No.136706

>>136700

I've been starving without (You)s in my sleep, lad.

allcredittoAnprim


d6f382 (16)  No.136707

File (hide): 3f7ddfed1174860⋯.jpg (26.93 KB, 228x260, 57:65, laughing.jpg) (h) (u)


cf6648 (68)  No.136708>>136733

>>136704

Idk fam, could never even find them that attractive, because they'd just leave you and they're probably not very nice


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136709>>136714 >>136716 >>136726

>>136690

hmm guess that makes sense, im probably conflating 'stomach vacuums' or similar with any ab excercise. tbh increasing the gut-suck was what i thought situps would do. *researches stomach vacuum techniques*

>at maintenance or surplus

probably flitting between the two now i think about it, a couple of coffees and a monster probably could be ditched tbf

>energy loss

thats exactly what i worry about - i dont eat properly anyway, so any times ive tried calorie restricting diets ive ended up feeling like death for some of the day. Might try moving on to black coffee in the morning as a first step.

>sugar free monster

arent sweeteners worse for fat retention as they fuck with your insulin and shit? ive always drank full sugar drinks, and lots of them at times, and never gone above 12st. smh what do you think about sweetners?

>hill walking

yeah lad its getting easier tbh, i walk about 3 miles up a 1/15 gradient with 25 litres of water in 2 jerry cans, then fill them at the top of the hill to about 20 litres each and jog back down.

>walk more for cardio

i walk everywhere tbh, and spend 6 hours a day up a ladder, thats why having a belly is frustrating tbh.

>>136694

weak tbh. did you have to report it?

>>136691

smh fair enough. anything interesting to report?


568cf9 (37)  No.136710

>>136688

you're famous lad


df3f56 (74)  No.136711>>136713 >>136715 >>136717

I'm not (((Benjamin))) Raymond, the mastermind behind NA.


74478c (4)  No.136712>>136716

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

LIVE


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136713>>136714

>>136711

stop being silly sebastian


df3f56 (74)  No.136714

>>136709

>anything interesting to report?

No, no dreams. Nothing. Just really stiff because this chair wasn't meant for sleeping.

>>136713

yeah I'm Sebastian. Thanks for reminding me, lass


d6f382 (16)  No.136715>>136719

>>136711

But lad, we have confirmation from hope not hate. They wouldn't tell fibs now, would they?


cf6648 (68)  No.136716>>136728

>>136709

nah, i forgot about it for a while, didn't do much anyway

>>136712

Used to think ASMR was to get to sleep, but then i tried to get to sleep with it and ended up aroused smh


67f2a3 (36)  No.136717>>136719

>>136711

I had someone claim you were kek


cf6648 (68)  No.136718>>136721 >>136730

Ey lads we could start our own NA group, but call it Nazi Terrorist Action to draw the heat from NA2


df3f56 (74)  No.136719>>136720 >>136722 >>136724 >>136725

File (hide): 4150b3a4571fabc⋯.png (11.88 KB, 418x408, 209:204, Hitler keki.png) (h) (u)

>>136717

You did this, lamb? TRAITOR somebody post the hamster version of this

>>136715

Would I lie, lamb? ahh


cf6648 (68)  No.136720

File (hide): 0eed7d62fe4934f⋯.png (83.71 KB, 227x167, 227:167, naughty lamb.PNG) (h) (u)


df3f56 (74)  No.136721

>>136718

BASED NTA


2206c3 (14)  No.136722>>136723 >>136727

File (hide): d8b39ab84c72100⋯.png (22.75 KB, 472x500, 118:125, hamstler.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): f0f46fd392bcd02⋯.png (92.76 KB, 1120x500, 56:25, hamstlergas.png) (h) (u)


cf6648 (68)  No.136723

>>136722

hahahaha


d6f382 (16)  No.136724>>136727

File (hide): b8df248e513d9e4⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, left wing death squads.png) (h) (u)

>>136719

You're a nazi terrorist lad, you'll say anything to avoid the rightful lynching that UAF has in store for you.


67f2a3 (36)  No.136725>>136727

>>136719

No as in someone I knew claimed you were Raymond because he would always mention your art.


71a36c (56)  No.136726>>136732 >>136734 >>136752

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136709

this videos fine for stomach vacuums irrc. But any of the fitness channels that come up after you type in to youtube are fine as well

>ditching coffees + energy loss

Yeah ditching any unnecessary dietary staples like energy drinks or crisps would go a long way. Cravings for these things often result from poor diet, as the calories you're often ingesting are from simple sugars which are quickly digested. Is there anyway for you to eat more oats for breakfast and that? Or any sort of complex carb would be preferable. I think you would find this helpful for giving you long lasting energy.

Alternatively you could try supplements like caffeine pills I guess?

>aren't sweeteners worse?

They might be, honestly I haven't read the data. I rarely bother with them outside of the white monster which I drink solely because I like the taste. What you say may indeed be the case. I'll do a quick spot of reading for this

>down hill weighted jogging

I hope your taking care of your knees lad. Might want to look into a pair of compression sleeves


df3f56 (74)  No.136727>>136740

>>136722

Actually had it but forgot which folder I saved it in. THanks, lamb.

>no Hitler hamster to whisper in your ear: gas the yids

>>136724

>inb4 antifa lynches an innocent lad for suspecting him of having drawn illegal memmies

>>136725

what. I'm more confused now ahh


59b393 (6)  No.136728>>136729 >>136731 >>136736 >>136739

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136716

>used to think ASMR was to get to sleep, but then I tried to get to sleep with it and ended up aroused smh

Goodlad you've passed through the normalfag filter and can now enjoy true ASMR.


df3f56 (74)  No.136729>>136738

>>136728

>tfw bought new headphones just for ASMR


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136730>>136736

>>136718

>start the We Love The Empire Council

>organise a 'conference' about erecting a statue in memory of all the brave dead of the East India Company etc etc

>leak conference 'details' to lefties

>craigslist the location as some sort of adult party

>turn up and sell choc ices, bottles of water and cans of shit beer to disgruntled soap dodgers and confused fags for £2 each


df3f56 (74)  No.136731

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136728

>ear lick

>not ear nibble


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136732>>136734 >>136739

>>136726

this videos fine for stomach vacuums irrc. But any of the fitness channels that come up after you type in to youtube are fine as well

>ditching coffees + energy loss

Yeah ditching any unnecessary dietary staples like energy drinks or crisps would go a long way. Cravings for these things often result from poor diet, as the calories you're often ingesting are from simple sugars which are quickly digested. Is there anyway for you to eat more oats for breakfast and that? Or any sort of complex carb would be preferable. I think you would find this helpful for giving you long lasting energy.

Alternatively you could try supplements like caffeine pills I guess?

>aren't sweeteners worse?

They might be, honestly I haven't read the data. I rarely bother with them outside of the white monster which I drink solely because I like the taste. What you say may indeed be the case. I'll do a quick spot of reading for this

>down hill weighted jogging

I hope your taking care of your knees lad. Might want to look into a pair of compression sleeves


71a36c (56)  No.136733>>136736

>>136708

>they'd probably leave you and aren't very nice

fun fact: most fashion models resort to becoming lesbians because they rarely get male attention. The reason for that being that general train of thought

Personally over time I've come to be quite superficial with women so looks are looks for me


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136734>>136739

>>136732

>>136726

reeee sorry lad hold tight


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136735>>136737 >>136754

Telling a bich to admit something is so much fun.


cf6648 (68)  No.136736

>>136728

smh, it's basically porn

>>136730

Good idea lad..

>>136733

Fair lad, looks do matter tbf.


d6f382 (16)  No.136737

File (hide): 8e6458f3a7cc083⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.85 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Imperium 586.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136735

STOP wasting your time on the seamonkey


59b393 (6)  No.136738>>136741

File (hide): 84cba9cec8f18f2⋯.jpg (120 KB, 821x797, 821:797, 1501186342237.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136729

>tfw bought new headphones just for ASMR

>tfw proud of you

What model lad?


71a36c (56)  No.136739

>>136728

ASMR freaks me out. I get the tingle, but I don't find it at all pleasant smh.

>>136732

>>136734

Kek I was right confused for a moment


67f2a3 (36)  No.136740>>136742 >>136743

>>136727

Raymond would mention your red pepes a lot in person apparently, and some thought it was just him shilling them.


df3f56 (74)  No.136741>>136744

>>136738

just joking, lad, sorry.bought them for PUBGHyperX Cloud II


cf6648 (68)  No.136742

>>136740

They're just good


df3f56 (74)  No.136743

File (hide): 7673256f797b265⋯.png (636.81 KB, 850x349, 850:349, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136740

Top kek PEPEKKK

*subverts NA with traps*


59b393 (6)  No.136744>>136746

File (hide): 67021631f2d5c17⋯.jpg (100.01 KB, 983x752, 983:752, 1501227240933.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136741

>bought them for PUBG

Smh should've known better. At least you're on your way to hi-fi.


71a36c (56)  No.136745>>136747 >>136748 >>136749

File (hide): 31e7bf79e549320⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.19 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 1491092831115.jpg) (h) (u)

BEHOLD!

the perfect woman:


df3f56 (74)  No.136746

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136744

m-maybe I'll learn to enjoy ASMR more with them on I did listen to Jewfu a lot when drawing smh


df3f56 (74)  No.136747>>136750

File (hide): 26e55b3eb4fe321⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 834.19 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 26e55b3eb4fe3212821861319a….jpg) (h) (u)


67f2a3 (36)  No.136748>>136750

>>136745

really?


59b393 (6)  No.136749>>136753 >>136772

File (hide): 32dec5884024f2e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 165.83 KB, 1154x1080, 577:540, 1494353327941.jpg) (h) (u)


71a36c (56)  No.136750

I can feel my blood pulsing in the heel of my foot and I am not a fan tbh

>>136747

NO

>>136748

She's definitely one of my favourites as far as pictures of women go.

Her face is an acquired taste, but I personally like it. You have to admit the body is universally FINE tbh. Good sized breasts, SLIM waist and WIDE hips


df3f56 (74)  No.136751

I don't think I have a pic of Virginia where she shows her teeth smh


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136752>>136778

>>136726

>this video

nice one, is it definitely not a memie?

>Yeah ditching any unnecessary dietary staples like energy drinks or crisps would go a long way. Cravings for these things often result from poor diet, as the calories you're often ingesting are from simple sugars which are quickly digested

true, i need the caffeine but could get it from tablets or snuff. Crisps im not a big fan of luckily, im more likely to buy a breakfast bar or flapjack than crisps.

>anyway for you to eat more oats for breakfast and that? Or any sort of complex carb would be preferable. I think you would find this helpful for giving you long lasting energy.

I try to eat a nature valley or something similar and maccy ds bagels on busy days, and i normally always have oat and raisin cookies kicking about. I guess eating white bread and crackers dont count as complex carbs. Might try sesame and poppy seed bread, reckon seeds are any good?

>supplements like caffeine pills I guess?

i take all sorts already, normally about 14 tablets and capsules a day. I might try adding a protein shake tbh, are they even any good? not tried any for years except those nurishment cans

>They might be, honestly I haven't read the data.

have a look tbh lad, basically sweetner use correlates with blood sugar disorders.

>I rarely bother with them outside of the white monster which I drink solely because I like the taste

i love green monster tbh, and the rossi and Hamilton ones. dont like the sweetener they use in the zero ones, bit too bitter to chug.

>I hope your taking care of your knees lad.

im certainly keeping an eye on them, though tbf ive been carrying heavy stuff up ladders and stairs for 10 years, im not going in dry as it were.

> Might want to look into a pair of compression sleeves

ill do this, do they need to be tight or what?


71a36c (56)  No.136753>>136755

>>136749

This an ASMR personality? No thanks tbh, a girl like that could never warm my cold heart


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136754>>136758

>>136735

is this over t'interwebs


59b393 (6)  No.136755>>136782 >>136790

File (hide): db75b7f8e18b3cd⋯.png (207.57 KB, 529x533, 529:533, 1493255346671.png) (h) (u)

>>136753

Say that to her face lad.


cf6648 (68)  No.136756>>136757 >>136759 >>136761

https://www.pokecenterloot.com/product-page/eevee-collection-sleepy-plush

lads, Eevee or Flareon?

Thinking Flareon might be a bit too bright in colours tbh


10e2b4 (49)  No.136757>>136760

>>136756

Eevee tbh


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136758

>>136754

It's entirely over the interwebs, that's my point. I'm telling her to getoffthe interwebs and that her relationships are invalid.


568cf9 (37)  No.136759


cf6648 (68)  No.136760

>>136757

Same tbh… still not quite sure


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136761>>136765

>>136756

wont open on my phone but i assume these are plush toys? definitely flareon, or better yet vaporeon.


568cf9 (37)  No.136762>>136764 >>136767 >>136771

File (hide): 7de3158b3490f56⋯.png (545.33 KB, 1104x800, 69:50, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

thinking tbh


568cf9 (37)  No.136763>>136766

the ADL said it, it must be true


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136764

>>136762

wait wut


cf6648 (68)  No.136765>>136775

>>136761

ahh well now i'm really not sure


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136766>>136769

>>136763

i love the ADL *donates £50*


cf6648 (68)  No.136767

>>136762

Good if true


cf6648 (68)  No.136768

tfw would be £60


568cf9 (37)  No.136769>>136779

File (hide): 7edb9053c4acd3a⋯.png (23.76 KB, 382x379, 382:379, 1483385868061.png) (h) (u)

>>136766

good lad


67f2a3 (36)  No.136770>>136775

who /nevergotintopokemon/ here?


59b393 (6)  No.136771>>136773 >>136774 >>136776

File (hide): 40d4a0eff074249⋯.jpg (121.67 KB, 960x697, 960:697, Islam-Terrorism.jpg) (h) (u)


df3f56 (74)  No.136772

File (hide): e785cf515a699b0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.06 MB, 1154x1080, 577:540, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136749

>Jews love the….


67f2a3 (36)  No.136773

>>136771

>Kurds being that low

feck off


cf6648 (68)  No.136774

>>136771

Irish republicanism and communism are surely higher


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136775>>136795

>>136765

kek

vaporeon used surf, flareon KOed

vaporeon used hydropump, eevee KOed

no competiton tbh lad

have they got a dratini one?

>>136770

smh lad still love a bit of gbc pokemon tbf


67f2a3 (36)  No.136776

>>136771

>Aum Shinrikyo

>Tamil

>criminals

>Basque nationalists

>angolan nationalists

>all super low

this chart is fucking garbage


df3f56 (74)  No.136777>>136789

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>no Sam Hyde childhood friend


71a36c (56)  No.136778>>136798

>>136752

>it's deffo not a meme?

It's probably better than nothing and it's definitely than better than situps. It will take size off of a persons waist if they train regularly, due to the nature of the muscle you're training (Bodybuilders with bubble bellies do them to make it less noticeable). I'm sceptical that it will make a noticeable difference for you given the time frame though.

>white bread and crackers

That's a good start. If food is non-negotiable then you ought to move towards wholegrains. And seeds are good yes. Increasing protein also helps with satiety if you often find yourself snacking as a result of feeling hungry.

>might add protein shake

For the purpose of fat loss I doubt you'd find adding protein to be all that helpful outside of of making you less hungry. Incidentally if you're looking into buying them for other reasons like muscle gain, then I recommend the brand 'GoNutrition'.

>green monster

Haven't had that in a while, but I don't remember liking it. Have you had the white one? I think the tropical flavour is rather pleasant tbh

>i'll do this

I don't own a pair but the idea is that they should feel snig without cutting off any circulation. You might find this helpful:

https://www.legsmart.com/blogs/resources/7033462-5-signs-your-compression-stockings-are-a-bad-fit


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136779>>136781

>>136769

Did you know the ADL relies on public donations to fund its vital work. Your donation of £50 will ensure we can continue kvetching and oy-veying for the forseeable future.


f1a708 (29)  No.136780>>136784 >>136787 >>136798

File (hide): ac6f396f5c04600⋯.jpg (314.52 KB, 1828x1936, 457:484, __tenma_gabriel_white_and_….jpg) (h) (u)

Night night.


568cf9 (37)  No.136781>>136803

>>136779

shocking they get enough money to keep running all these years, probably mostly from the tribe


71a36c (56)  No.136782

>>136755

I'd fucking flip this bitch so hard and so fast she'd fucking DIE

So she better steer clear. It's better like that anyway, I'd only use her and get bored of her smh


cf6648 (68)  No.136783>>136786

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Can we start a new race of White Jews to replace Jews one day?


df3f56 (74)  No.136784

File (hide): 0c6511859967627⋯.png (23.71 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Neo kiss1.png) (h) (u)

>>136780

night lass


845c2c (1)  No.136785

Tbh lads I think it’s time we swallowed the daffy pill and start fisting Neo instead of gently tucking her


df3f56 (74)  No.136786>>136788

>>136783

how do we do that?


568cf9 (37)  No.136787

>>136780

goodnight


cf6648 (68)  No.136788>>136791 >>136792

>>136786

Become very collectivist and be like a tribe within a tribe tbh


10e2b4 (49)  No.136789>>136796

>>136777

i think he would have been a cunt as a kid because i have aprivate theory that he's a cunt in real lifefunnybut a cunt


69c4c9 (4)  No.136790

>>136755

bad asmrfu lad


df3f56 (74)  No.136791

>>136788

Oh, you mean we become the Jews?


bf2aa3 (26)  No.136792>>136794

>>136788

how to distinguish yourself from jews within jews without being obvious?


f5303c (9)  No.136793>>136874

File (hide): 014d98ecdb480d1⋯.png (114.38 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 1503176586259.png) (h) (u)

>Ginnie is half East Asian

Is Imperium poster Ginnie? Is she trying to make us like East Asians?


cf6648 (68)  No.136794

File (hide): b295c3b2a8b3430⋯.png (10.69 KB, 321x357, 107:119, adorabl.PNG) (h) (u)

>>136792

Nah Jews within whites.


67f2a3 (36)  No.136795>>136803

>>136775

I feel like an old man when people bring it up, I have no clue about any of it tbh.


df3f56 (74)  No.136796>>136797

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136789

He probably would bully me smh, but if he was my friend he wouldn't, r-right?

not sure if he's a cunt tbh


10e2b4 (49)  No.136797

>>136796

i think he would make fun of you, i dont think he's a nice dude


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136798>>136818

>>136778

>not a memie

ill give it a go then, 6 weeks of 2500kcals and that might have an effect. guess theres nothing to lose by trying it except a jean size

>seeds

yeah the bread and crackers are non negotiable but i could certainly try to add seeds

>protein shake

tbh hunger isnt a massive issue, i can do a ramadan if theres too much work to be done. would the shakes be better than plain milk for day to day maintenance? only used them to megadose 100g protein a day ages ago.

>monster

not tried the white one, will do though, i like tropical tbf

>link for knee braces

ta lad, probably wise, im reading up on shock injuries now, smh its always on rocky ground which is worse according to this

>>136780

night lax


df3f56 (74)  No.136799>>136801

File (hide): 4bee71311d39db5⋯.png (15.46 KB, 581x110, 581:110, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

What did he mean by this?


df3f56 (74)  No.136800>>136810

File (hide): 8a73dd43ba22ee4⋯.png (47.88 KB, 583x360, 583:360, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

wew


69c4c9 (4)  No.136801

>>136799

>masked

>scary

>men

One of those is correct.


df3f56 (74)  No.136802>>136808

File (hide): 636890a1a1dfe77⋯.png (383.75 KB, 2242x770, 1121:385, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136803

File (hide): 004577ee84e4801⋯.jpg (3.38 KB, 250x187, 250:187, 1584237.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136781

google it, looks like its mainly (((media))) and stuff donating

>>136795

kek maybe its the other way round and it wasnt current enough for you back then

>tfw went to yankistan and got gold and silver and a yank exclusive seethrough turquoise gbc

ahhhhhh give me the twisty light back nao


df3f56 (74)  No.136804>>136806

File (hide): 04c577b6ab51b07⋯.png (83.51 KB, 961x732, 961:732, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

'


df3f56 (74)  No.136805

File (hide): 07d9795fa2e9e2b⋯.png (147.31 KB, 601x338, 601:338, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): ef79239c278a51a⋯.png (467.59 KB, 719x419, 719:419, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/899008521726861312

Another based chess play What the fuck did Drumpf mean by this?


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136806

>>136804

accurate tbf. not funny though


cf6648 (68)  No.136807>>136813

Mumm bought a little malal alm mam am mamUMMNIGNGEINRI


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136808

>>136802

chad anglo sounds like a right laugh tbf


df3f56 (74)  No.136809>>136811

File (hide): 723a33fcde8cfa9⋯.png (371.43 KB, 596x333, 596:333, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*lops off nose*


bf2634 (2)  No.136810

>>136800

>human nature tells you who will win

No, the (((oligarchs))) and the media apparatus tell us which side will win. Cernoyid is on his last leg and trying to jump ship.


10e2b4 (49)  No.136811>>136814 >>136825

>>136809

people who get face lifts always fel tlike they were lying to potential partners about how attactive they are, and any shit genes they might have


df3f56 (74)  No.136812>>136815 >>136817 >>136820

File (hide): 76a13d0e14ddb31⋯.png (529.69 KB, 846x534, 141:89, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 4005148e1ed0693⋯.png (596.59 KB, 1125x663, 375:221, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

I have a female nose!


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136813

>>136807

what food?


df3f56 (74)  No.136814>>136816 >>136817

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136811

It literally is. Same with makeup, but at least that washes off.


67f2a3 (36)  No.136815>>136816

>>136812

I have a gun!


df3f56 (74)  No.136816

File (hide): d7b2a41915844e6⋯.png (402.6 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136814

the pic

IMPERIUM

>>136815

Hope it's one of those legal ones, lad. smh


10e2b4 (49)  No.136817>>136822

>>136812

you can see the facial hair on her face in the second one, she didnt even try

>>136814

i dont think makeup is as bad but i still agree that newstory was a hoax, the lady was a model and now she lives in poverty because nobody will hire her because they think that the story is true, its actually really sad if you want to look it up


71a36c (56)  No.136818>>136827

>>136798

>try adding seeds

I meant substituting the crackers with seeds tbh. If you add seeds on top of everything else you'll only add calories. And like I say use wholegrain instead of white.

>is whey > milk for maintenance

Muscle maintenance? If so then probably.

It depends on how much you use. Let's say that you were comparing GoNutrition Whey protein (http://gonutrition.com/gn-whey-protein-80#) and sainsbury's wholemilk (http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/gb/groceries/sainsburys-long-life-whole-milk-500ml?langId=44&storeId=10151&krypto=K%2FanPbmnCD6FbvlazQePgsNt3lhtKc51A%2BwUHuZa4krgcaWxAubeqQ0XlYAAvLbahuzpYcsPF1o2FwBWyHzJxGrmbjnepizJkahDVgzPblPj5N4pQiRG46yd4N3FFjLI%2FqwOD%2FKfNQ9e%2Fsd4GWYG7rfLABoJc5AzLYY6VFof4I8%3D&ddkey=http%3Agb%2Fgroceries%2Fsainsburys-long-life-whole-milk-500ml)

In 500ml of milk you'd get 17g of protein at 340kcal

1 serving of whey mixed in 500ml of water (or the liquid of your choice I guess, I'd mix with milk) you'd get 20g of protein at 94kcal

Typically you use both when you're trying to hit a certain amount of protein in your diet.

>tropical

tropical flavours are truly the best. I once drank a whole 2l bottle of that levi roots pop in a couple of hours. Top stuff


df3f56 (74)  No.136819

File (hide): 868a66a44de9708⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1280x602, 640:301, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>tfw you go into surgery to have vaginoplasty done but don't specify where you want it


bf2634 (2)  No.136820>>136824

>>136812

The reality of traps is disgusting. Makes me feel a bit shit about ironically posting traps…


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136821>>136824

> £229 to have the screen and usb port replaced on this phone

reeeeeeeee gchq can you fix it please ill let you put whatever software you like in it as long as you fix it reeeeeeeeeee


df3f56 (74)  No.136822>>136823

>>136817

>that newstory was a hoax, the lady was a model and now she lives in poverty because nobody will hire her because they think that the story is true, its actually really sad if you want to look it up

Sucks for her. It's not like there is a shortage of women doing these kinds of surgeries, especially Asians. Why wouldn't they hire her as a model anyway, given that most models probably have work done to them.


10e2b4 (49)  No.136823>>136826

>>136822

because its made international news and asian are all about honor or something. Korea lad, they're weird


df3f56 (74)  No.136824>>136830

>>136821

Jesus Christ

>>136820

Do traps have dysphoria? I think there is a difference between people getting surgery and not tbh


71a36c (56)  No.136825>>136828

>>136811

It's not like genes matter when you can't breed tbh


df3f56 (74)  No.136826>>136828

File (hide): 01fdb3bb1e66971⋯.png (543.97 KB, 600x668, 150:167, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136823

How can they even tell what model it is? Smh just change your name


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136827>>136833

>>136818

>replace crackers with seeds

i guess i could replace a few, normal evening meal is 16 crackers and marmite or 3/4 of the top half of a crusty white loaf with marmite. Need something to replace the volume of bread and crackers though, though maybe a protein shake would make that easier.

>protein shakes

i see, guess it would help, i do 2 pints of blue or green top a day.

>levi roots drink

my nigga i love that stuff


10e2b4 (49)  No.136828>>136833

>>136825

yeah but if you cant breed because you have shit genes then that probably means you shouldnt be breeding tbh

>>136826

dont get mad at me lass, im just the messenger


568cf9 (37)  No.136829>>136831 >>136832 >>136833

I wonder if we'd be better off if fallout was real and there was a nuclear war in the 50s


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136830>>136831

>>136824

i know, £229 is a bit pricey. cant get this one insured now either as its over 12 months old. smh probably stuck with wireless charging and 80% functioning cracked screen until the contract runs out.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee can anyone here fix it for less than £229 pleeeeeeaaaaase ahhhhh dont think i could do it, cursed with sausage fingers and no patience


df3f56 (74)  No.136831>>136834

>>136829

>tfw ywn be a mutant

>>136830

I think Pembs is a tech genius


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136832>>136834

>>136829

probably not better off, but itd definitely be more exciting


71a36c (56)  No.136833>>136835 >>136836

>>136827

>replacing shit

It's worth a try lad. If you start feeling as though you're lacking energy then you'll need another solution though.

>need something to replace volume of bread and crackers

I promise lad, converting to complex carbs over simple sugars is likely to help you feel more energised.

>protein shake

There you go right there tbh. If you did do 1.5l of blue top with one serving of whey then you're already losing around 200 kcal.

>>136828

I meant in terms of that trans tbh. But I do agree in a general sense though, cosmetic surgery is straight up lying about your genes.

>>136829

I seem to remember them being more degenerate in the fallout universe. I'd enjoy being a wastelander though


568cf9 (37)  No.136834>>136836 >>136837

>>136831

kek

smh only can replace the screen don't know about usb ports

>>136832

I mean like most of us would be dead but at least there would be no new world order that will see us all wiped out anyway


10e2b4 (49)  No.136835>>136837

>>136833

oh, yeah you're right. But i dont think she should be allowed to chop his dick off


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136836>>136838 >>136845

>>136833

ill try with small amounts, hopefully some more complex carbs at breakfast and a shake at lunch will help with energy. maybe that will reduce the need for caffiene too.

>already losing 200 by having one shake

smh thats mad, never considered the milk as a culprit, could probably stand to swap most of it for shakes, its mainly for the protein.

>>136834

>only screens

reeee fair enough, even thats £139, im sure the part and tools can only be £50 max. reeeeee

>no nwo bent on our destruction

but then none of us would have met eachother, smh.


71a36c (56)  No.136837>>136839

>>136834

there were NWOs in fallout lad. what about the master or the enclave

>>136835

i do tbh. anyone that is willing to sterilise themselves should be removed from the gene pool anyway


71a36c (56)  No.136838>>136843

>>136836

>shake for lunch

I'm not against it lad but i want to be clear that the shake likely won't help with energy, it's low in calories after all. however i suspect that you'll do fine energy wise, considering you survived before you started chugging milk.

>never suspected milk

yeah milk has loads of calories. it's great when you're trying to raise calories in your diet. not so amazing when you want to cut though.

also be careful with replacing all your milky with whey, shit is pricey


10e2b4 (49)  No.136839>>136842 >>136844

>>136837

i dont think we should let people cut parts off of themselves in the pursuit of an impossible goal, but i do see your angle


cf6648 (68)  No.136840

File (hide): 7cc2b7f201a4de0⋯.png (820.55 KB, 1119x689, 1119:689, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


cf6648 (68)  No.136841

File (hide): c3857ad296c86d9⋯.png (63.32 KB, 265x181, 265:181, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

a


71a36c (56)  No.136842>>136844 >>136847

>>136839

It's one of those agree to disagree things I suppose. I certainly don't think it's morally right to let mentally ill people torture themselves, but I won't stop them.


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136843>>136850

>>136838

>wont help with energy

i understand lad. i think i meant 'energy' as in more protein reducing muscle fatigue and speeding up healing etc. a fair bit of the tiredness likely stems from compensating for some injury most of the time - currently, got a sprained wrist and bruised 1st finger tendon so have to lift with 3 fingers, doing that a few times ends up straining my forearm, so start lifting from my shoulder, sprain that, etc etc. doubt milk is very efficient for protein absorbtion either.

>pricey

smh true, but 2 shakes a day shouldnt break the bank


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136844>>136847 >>136850

>>136839

>>136842

if the lopping-off surgery had a requirement that they have to cover all medical bills associates with the surgery including psyche etc then id have less issue with it

>get it lopped off on the nhs after 10 years of anti depressants and therapy and shit

>still need more therapy and aftercare etc forever


568cf9 (37)  No.136845>>136848

>>136836

you're being way overcharged lad smh


67f2a3 (36)  No.136846>>136849 >>136850

night lads


10e2b4 (49)  No.136847>>136849 >>136852

>>136842

i suppose it is one of those agree disagree things.

>>136844

yeah, we definatly shouldnt have to pay for it either way


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136848>>136862

>>136845

its the same price at an official Samsung place as a paki repair shop. the one i went to didnt want to do it and referred me to the official lads. smh, are there cheaper places in phonebrokeshire that you know of? even post-in repair places are £135 or £140, plus 5 days without my phone ahhhhhh


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136849

>>136846

night lad

>>136847

smh too right, its not like its cheap either


71a36c (56)  No.136850>>136857

>>136843

Fair play lad. I wish you goodest luck on muscular gains and fat losses

A last bit of advice on protein shakes: Buying unflavoured is typically a bad idea, especially if you're mixing with water.

>>136844

Aye they're truly a waste of money these people. Fills me with animosity towards them if I'm being completely honest.

I wonder how much cheaper it would be to just give all these trans some trt. Probably wouldn't save the NHS but still

>>136846

Night night little southern belle


f5303c (9)  No.136851>>136853 >>136854 >>136857

>deleted my ginnie folder

im finally free lads


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136852>>136858

>>136847

unrelated, im on a training course in pompey on monday morning, any recommendations on a decent town with pubs to stay in the night before?


71a36c (56)  No.136853>>136859 >>136860

File (hide): 6f415dac04ae065⋯.jpg (24.58 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1471905560009-1.jpg) (h) (u)


cf6648 (68)  No.136854>>136860

>>136851

Well done lad.


cf6648 (68)  No.136855

REMINDER: GINNIE KILLS, KNOW YOUR LIMITS


71a36c (56)  No.136856

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>eating cheese n crackers while watching this video

BASED social eating with my boy steve


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136857>>136860

>>136851

good work, did you empty your recycling bin too

>>136850

thanks for the advice lad, much less autism and conflicting info than trying /fit/.

>trt instead of srs

tbh a lifetime of test probably doesnt equal a £60k surgery and the cost of unknown hours of consultations amd tests before and after. no where near when you add in the years of psyche treatment and ssri's etc


10e2b4 (49)  No.136858>>136861

>>136852

i wish i could be of help but i live in hampshire so i dont really need to sleep anywhere but my house here. Just dont stay anywhere dodge i guess


4c1966 (7)  No.136859>>136866

File (hide): 7fd685224af7c01⋯.jpg (12.1 KB, 338x338, 1:1, 2de.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136853

>glasses

smh tbh


f5303c (9)  No.136860>>136866

>>136853

I may have deleted the folder, but I still think she is still beautiful.

Ginnie is a very pretty young lady

>>136854

thanks lass

>>136857

thanks

recycle bin was emptied too


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136861>>136872

>>136858

fair enough lad makes sense, ta anyway, guess ill just pick one with a nice-named pub.


568cf9 (37)  No.136862>>136868

>>136848

i dont know how much phone repair people go for but it seems quite a lucrative business


568cf9 (37)  No.136863>>136865

File (hide): d4b2f43ebd5d214⋯.png (381.9 KB, 626x399, 626:399, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


df3f56 (74)  No.136864

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH CIVIC FENCER


df3f56 (74)  No.136865>>136867 >>136870

>>136863

>tfw centrist so historically never wrong


71a36c (56)  No.136866>>136869

>>136859

It's a rare so don't be fussy you cheeky whore

>>136860

I honestly can't see the appeal of Ginnie tbh


cf6648 (68)  No.136867

>>136865

If they don't take a stand, they also have no responsibilities.


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136868>>136870

>>136862

>lucrative

tbh, i replaced my tablet screen, the lcd and glass bit was only £11 off ebay. had quotes starting at £75 from paki shops. Probably harder to do a phone than a cheap chinky tablet though tbf.


f5303c (9)  No.136869>>136873 >>136875

>>136866

>I honestly can't see the appeal of Ginnie tbh

She looks exotic and she's far right


568cf9 (37)  No.136870

File (hide): f004ea13faaffe6⋯.jpg (149.49 KB, 850x1013, 850:1013, 1500357523410.jpg) (h) (u)

>>136865

goodlad

>>136868

should try it yourself lad it's what varg woudl have wanted


df3f56 (74)  No.136871>>136879

File (hide): d94df029cf7773f⋯.png (864.13 KB, 750x856, 375:428, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Meow~

paw gloves are actually a cool idea


10e2b4 (49)  No.136872>>136883

>>136861

if you go to portsmouth you'll be so close to me lad


4c1966 (7)  No.136873

>>136869

>not dicking a qt girl until she shares your beliefs

Low energy


af26fc (1)  No.136874>>136876

>>136793

>Ginnie is half East Asian

wot you on about?

wot's he on about?


71a36c (56)  No.136875>>136877 >>136883

>>136869

Never trust a far right girl tbh. They're all fucked in the head like most far right lads


df3f56 (74)  No.136876

>>136874

the good old defamation memmies


10e2b4 (49)  No.136877>>136879

>>136875

FUCK YOU SAYING


568cf9 (37)  No.136878>>136880

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Tom and Jerry Napoleonic Wars Meme


71a36c (56)  No.136879>>136881 >>136882

>>136871

I challenge this creature to a fight

>>136877

>reading my spoiler

tut tut tut tbh

>>136877


df3f56 (74)  No.136880

>>136878

>this is how we educate people these days


df3f56 (74)  No.136881

File (hide): adef1579880bbd5⋯.png (108.04 KB, 325x325, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>136879

>I challenge this creature to a fight

I am sure he has claws, lad


10e2b4 (49)  No.136882>>136895

>>136879

devilish double (you) but seriously what do you mean? i dont think this place is a good sample size


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136883>>136886 >>136896

>>136872

kek, id tell you what pub i end up in but i doubt youd come, youre an anxious andy

>>136875

true tbh, but all women are fucked in the head to some extent


df3f56 (74)  No.136884>>136885

File (hide): a9c725f29b2aa2c⋯.png (470.54 KB, 885x664, 885:664, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*stabs you and blasts you*


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136885>>136890

>>136884

is this an FF10 sword?


10e2b4 (49)  No.136886>>136894

>>136883

i would act offended if it wasnt so true


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136887

trips?


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136888>>136891 >>136896

for techno


10e2b4 (49)  No.136889>>136894

TRIPS


df3f56 (74)  No.136890>>136894

>>136885

Indian katar dagger with guns attached tbh


10e2b4 (49)  No.136891

>>136888

DAMN YOU!!! (checked)


df3f56 (74)  No.136892>>136893

File (hide): e309fefefc20765⋯.png (464.23 KB, 630x813, 210:271, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*attaches gun to a sword*

Euros did it too. Just seems a bit autistic


10e2b4 (49)  No.136893>>136898

>>136892

its kinda cool


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136894>>136897

>>136886

didnt mean it as an insult m9, maybe one day itll be possible *acts normal but is secretly a bit offended*

>>136890

cant tell the scale tbh, its could be a knuckle duster push dagger or a klingon blade thing in size

>>136889

kek


71a36c (56)  No.136895>>136899 >>136902

Btw vanlad the shit I've read so far seems to point to artificial sweeteners not making insulin spike. Not sure it's good for you but overall I think they're fine for weight loss.

Also a lot of the insulin studies were done on o'overweight' people, and having taken the /fit/pill I tend to be very suspicious of fat people.

Will report with other findings

>>136882

I honestly don't think this place is /that/ bad for lad quality. /Brit/ seemed ok as well last as I was and /druidpol/ also seems ok. I might be biased but I think brittish generals usually aren't filled with total retards. That being said I tend to see a lot of misfits in the far right movement. Even when I can't see their deformed faces or weak bodies I can read it in their personalities.

A lot of the people that come to far rightism are motivated by hate, looking to be told what to do by a nu-hitler, scapegoating, ect. So as a result a lot of people on 'our side' don't tend to be so well adjusted.


71a36c (56)  No.136896

>>136883

It's true tbh. Idk what's wrong with all those pretty lassies. Why are they so weird smh

>>136888

Nice trips lad. Gotta love techno


10e2b4 (49)  No.136897>>136900 >>136918

>>136894

one day i may grow the balls

>*acts offended*

but why would you be offended, its not you its me


df3f56 (74)  No.136898>>136901

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>>136893

Yeah. Just didn't work so well


10e2b4 (49)  No.136899>>136904 >>136918

>>136895

lad i think you are completly right tbh. There just seems to be so many people who for lack of a better word are just "bad", not as in ethically or morally but in a general sense of them being "people". They dont tend to be the type of person you would want to be necessarily associated with is what i think im trying to say


71a36c (56)  No.136900>>136901 >>136907 >>136918

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>>136897

INJEK THE STEROID


10e2b4 (49)  No.136901>>136903 >>136904

>>136898

why was it so ineffective

>>136900

>reading my spoiler

tut tut tut


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136902>>136911 >>136913

>>136895

fair lad, nice to have another opinion tbh. iirc it causes some effect because it is essentially sending false sweet signals to your brain, that the gut never recieves

>taste sweet thing

>blood chemistry, digestive enzymes, stomach acid level, etc etc changes to accomodate the normal incoming sugar this signals

>*interesting cutting edge side topic for future research and/or discussion*

gut bacteria are affected by those signals, and may respond with actions that affect cravings, ie: eat sweetener, the bacteria want the sugar as the tastebuds implied, ans so increase production of their own signals.

>fatties

i dont trust them either lad, a waist above 40 inches belongs on no man who isnt retired on crippled.

maybe the damage they get is from the volume - they probably drink 4 litres of diet whatever a day. that much sugar would be very fucking bad for you too.


df3f56 (74)  No.136903>>136916

>>136901

>why was it so ineffective

With axes and hammers it ruined the pistol parts when striking. With a sword it added a lot of unnecessary weight and you couldn't aim it as well as you could a regular pistol, partly because the blade is in the way and partly because the handle is a sword handle and not a pistol one. At least they tried.


71a36c (56)  No.136904>>136916

>>136899

Aye. It's a big reason why I don't like the alt-right tbh. I always laughed when I see people arguing over the survival of 'the movement', because whenever it was said I'd always think to myself that I wouldn't want to be physically associated with any of them.

Certainly there's nothing 'wrong' with these misfit lads, but they're usually just angry outcasts. The fact that they've stumbled onto a vaguely correct political philosophy doesn't redemm them in my eyes.

I thank Gosh for despite all my flaws, he at least didn't make me a total weirdo.

>>136901

I'm a firm believer in 2 wrongs making a right


df3f56 (74)  No.136905>>136906

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>tfw no eye candy gun


568cf9 (37)  No.136906>>136909

>>136905

that must belong to a mexican drug lord right


36d45d (39)  No.136907>>136917

>>136900

this tbh


df3f56 (74)  No.136908

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>wheellock halberd

wew


df3f56 (74)  No.136909

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>>136906

not enough skulls and shit tbh. Think it's just a pretty gun.

This shotgun belonged to a Mexican drug lord though.


36d45d (39)  No.136910

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imperium tbh


71a36c (56)  No.136911>>136923

>>136902

The taste thing seems to have been disproven. There's something to it messing with your gut though

>in the “Diabetes Care” report, researchers found that subjects consuming diet soda did have significant increases in glucagon-like peptide 1, a gut hormone responsible for promoting energy storage and insulin action and decreasing appetite. Results suggest that diet soda does increase insulin via gut action, but only when glucose is also present.

(http://www.livestrong.com/article/531926-does-a-diet-soda-affect-insulin/)

So if you do it without consuming sugar then it doesn't cause insulin to be released


36d45d (39)  No.136912>>136923

cannot believe how shit the brosnan bond films are tbh


71a36c (56)  No.136913

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136902

>fat bastards

A lot of them also like to 'reward' themselves for being good. "I've drank a sugar free pop so I can now eat this chocolate bar!" and so on.


4c1966 (7)  No.136914>>136915 >>136919 >>136923

Why are our gun laws so strict?


36d45d (39)  No.136915>>136921

>>136914

Dunblaine


10e2b4 (49)  No.136916

>>136903

cool conscept i guess but it just made more sense to carry a gun and a sword

>>136904

lad i totally agree with pretty much everything you just said and i dont really have anything to add

>2 wrongs make a right

in some contexts i'd agree


71a36c (56)  No.136917

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>>136907

There's enough to go round if you want some lad


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136918>>136920 >>136922

>>136897

>using fannytalk to reject me

that gave me a minor chuckle tbh. would standing on the hampshire border playing a mixtape of 80s tunes i made you from a boombox above my head change the situation at all?

but reeeee okay lad, you know where to find me if you ever change your mind

>>136899

true tbh, some folk are best avoided

>>136900

ahhh no, boxing would probably be as effective imo


df3f56 (74)  No.136919>>136921

>>136914

Dunblane massacre smh


71a36c (56)  No.136920>>136944

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>>136918

but laddddddd


4c1966 (7)  No.136921>>136924 >>136925

>>136915

>>136919

Why do such degenerates have to exist?


10e2b4 (49)  No.136922>>136944

>>136918

>would standing on the hampshire border playing a mixtape of 80s tunes i made you from a boombox above my head change the situation at all?

lad im sorry, i just need some space right now, you're a sweet lass but im just not looking for a serious irl freindship right now

i feel like we will meet one day but anytime in the near future isnt that day, im as you say: An awkward Andy


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136923>>136926 >>136927

>>136912

even goldeneye?

>>136911

>taste thing is disproven

fair lad, ill look into it soon, dont want to be spreading wrong info

>gut bacteria

tbh, some research suggests it affects autism and depression.

>>136914

they arent really lad


71a36c (56)  No.136924

>>136921

It's the beautiful world we live in

Better that than not being able to not massacre people at all tbh


df3f56 (74)  No.136925>>136926

>>136921

if only the kids had guns smh


71a36c (56)  No.136926>>136944

>>136923

>I'll look into it soon

Well do tell me if your stuff says otherwise. Likewise I'd also hate to be spreading misinformation

>>136925

this tbh


36d45d (39)  No.136927>>136944

>>136923

>even goldeneye?

i thought people only liked that because of the N64 game


71a36c (56)  No.136928>>136929 >>136944

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Come on lads, these cookies are fresh out of the oven

Now quickly take off your trousers


10e2b4 (49)  No.136929>>136930 >>136934

>>136928

lad are those steroids?


36d45d (39)  No.136930>>136931

>>136929

Just to boost your test tbh


10e2b4 (49)  No.136931>>136932

>>136930

hmmmm, seems shifty


36d45d (39)  No.136932>>136935

>>136931

Even Gordon's been on tren


71a36c (56)  No.136933>>136936

Who's feeling

naughty


71a36c (56)  No.136934>>136938

>>136929

Who's askin'?


10e2b4 (49)  No.136935

>>136932

Gordon is an unfortunate human being who needs it because his body decided after birth that he should be a lass tbh


4c1966 (7)  No.136936>>136937 >>136939

>>136933

Inject it into only one of your balls


71a36c (56)  No.136937>>136940

>>136936

So I can keep one when I get testicular cancer?


10e2b4 (49)  No.136938>>136941

>>136934

litterally just a curious lass, i dont even want any. I'm way to high test as it is lad


10e2b4 (49)  No.136939

>>136936

that sounds incredibly uncomfortable


4c1966 (7)  No.136940>>136942 >>136947

>>136937

Don't you want to scare the doctors and impress the ladies with a grapefruit bollock?


71a36c (56)  No.136941>>136943

>>136938

Then the answer is yes. most of them are anyway. Tamoxol is an anti-estrogen that prevents water retention though.


71a36c (56)  No.136942

>>136940

ummm… I guess I do?


10e2b4 (49)  No.136943>>136948

>>136941

do you know some one who takes steroids?


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136944>>136948 >>136951

>>136920

reeeee but the amount of hormones you need to balance them, smh

>>136926

will do lad, i imagine youre right, havent looked into it in recent memory.

>tfw can never learn everything there is to know anymore

>>136927

nah the tank chase scene still holds up well, and bonds yank mate is well placed for the only time ever. 9/10 bond film, 6.5/10 action film

>>136928

>injecting unknown chems

bad move

>>136922

*cheesy montage where i learn about hampshires history, mild autism and the harmonica to try and win you over*

fair enough lad, its partially a memie now, but still partially a nice thought tbh.


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136945>>136946 >>136949

>injecting yourself ever

>injecting yourself with anything except an prescribed epi pen or insulin

>injecting yourself with unknown foreign liquids

veeeeeery silly behaviour tbqh


568cf9 (37)  No.136946>>136952

>>136945

*injects self with krokodil*


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136947

>>136940

>not just telling me how much a bowling ball bollock will cost

do you do cricketball sized ones for less?


71a36c (56)  No.136948>>136951 >>136965

>>136943

I know a whole bunch of meat heads down at the gymbo who are on this or that.

I am also friends with a lad who injeks. He's about my height but weighs roughly 20kg more than me

>>136944

>balancing hormones

Don't worry lad, I've got you covered

>ywn be a renascence man

We can at least be highly talented polymaths

>unknown chems

I recognise most of them tbf


71a36c (56)  No.136949

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>>136945

Got you covered lad


36d45d (39)  No.136950>>136953

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

japanese rap tbh


10e2b4 (49)  No.136951>>136960 >>136965

>>136944

> *cheesy montage where i learn about hampshires history, mild autism and the harmonica to try and win you over*

lad if you did all of that i would feel like we'd have to get drunk

yeah maybe one day,, its a nice thought

>>136948

>injeks

i feel like once you start injecting shit you've gone too far tbh, theres just no need imo


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136952>>136955

>>136946

*gets huge necrotising abscesses so cant inject anymore*

*pays another addict to fix me up*

ahhh its such a grim drug tbf


71a36c (56)  No.136953>>136958

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>136950

I love japrap tbh. But I love japs rapping in english even more


00b384 (3)  No.136954>>136956 >>136957 >>136975

Reminder that feathers are superior to both hairs and scales.


10e2b4 (49)  No.136955>>136970

>>136952

apparently is pretty common in russia. have you ever seen it or an addict of it lad?


36d45d (39)  No.136956>>136959

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>>136954

t. hairy mammal


535f07 (2)  No.136957>>136969

>>136954

convince me, lamb


4c1966 (7)  No.136958>>136962

>>136953

Cowboy Bebop is better tbh


00b384 (3)  No.136959>>136963 >>136973

>>136956

careful lad…


71a36c (56)  No.136960>>136961

>>136951

>gone too far

Perhaps. It's not really all that bad though, and it's /usually/ pretty sterile. And if you're a talented athlete who desires to be good at a sport I don't think it's silly at all


10e2b4 (49)  No.136961>>136964 >>136970

>>136960

i understand what you mean but i just wouldnt go near a needle tbh


71a36c (56)  No.136962

>>136958

I agree

I love that space bounty hunter aesthetic


535f07 (2)  No.136963

>>136959

BIG BLACK CLAWS


71a36c (56)  No.136964>>136966 >>136972

>>136961

It's all for the best. I tend to be critical of steroid use

I guess you'll just have to do boxing instead


6bd4b2 (56)  No.136965>>136972

>>136948

kek

*total pill intake reaches 20 a day*

id rattle of you shook me

>never be a renaissance man

smh imagine knowing all available knowledge, must have been weird.

>be a polymath

tbh, i suck at music and art though, i could never maybe be a multidisciplinary expert at best.

>recognise them

but do you know what they really are? you need a GC/MS device to test if they are actually what the label says

>>136951

kek, good lad.


10e2b4 (49)  No.136966>>136972

>>136964

is this supposed to be a burn?


36d45d (39)  No.136967>>136968

File (hide): e8ac90239651355⋯.jpg (34.88 KB, 300x386, 150:193, 300px-Trellick_Tower2.jpg) (h) (u)

>ian flemming named the villian goldfinger after the architecht of this because he hated his work.

>Ernő Goldfinger was jewish

was he /ourguy/


10e2b4 (49)  No.136968>>136971

>>136967

tbf that is one disgusting looking building


00b384 (3)  No.136969>>136975

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>>136957

Feathers are a superstructure which can either be downy like hair or rigidly overlapping like scales.

In addition: the structural complexity of feathers lends itself to elaborate aesthetic colouration and patterns via photon iridescence and other means.

>mfw mammals "fly" with gross skin flaps and hide in caves during the day because they fear the mighty birds


d72886 (7)  No.136970>>136974

>>136955

no tbh lad, its a bit of a myth here still i think. its easy af to make - a box of codeine, a few packs of non safety matches, iodine, some acetone. surprised its not bigger over here tbf, its all easy to get. probably as brown is cheap and plentiful of late, and a reasonable amount of codeine is harder or more expensive to get hold of than smack.

>>136961

tbf. you can put stuff up your bum for an almost identical effect, probably even steroids


36d45d (39)  No.136971>>136974

>>136968

> Property prices rose and flats in the tower came to be regarded as highly desirable residences by some people, despite the slightly gritty edge which remained. Private properties inside the tower have sold for between £250,000 for a one-bedroom flat to £480,000 for a fully refurbished three bedroom end apartment (with views on three sides) at the peak of the market. The tower itself has become something of a local cult landmark and was awarded a Grade II* listing in 1998

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


71a36c (56)  No.136972>>136973 >>136974 >>136979

>>136964

akshwelly they're called talons*

>>136966

no. you should genuinely do boxing or mma

>>136965

>id rattle if you shook me

and I don't think thats such a bad thing

>must have been weird

Aye, I can only imagine. A lad could think to himself "okay X books down, X to go until I know everything in the world". I prefer our reality tho tbh

>sucks at the arts

Well I suck at maths lad but we'll figure it out

>GC/MS device

That's a good shout tbh. I'm sure there are relatively accurate test kits out there though, and that's all that really matters


71a36c (56)  No.136973

>>136972

>>136959

akshwelly tbh


10e2b4 (49)  No.136974>>136976 >>136979

>>136970

>krokadil

oh, very informative tbh, i guess there;s just no need to make it then. plus i think people mst have heard some of the crazy shit it does to your body and just not gone near it

>spoiler

lad if that were true surely more people would be shoving it up their bum instead of sharing needles

>>136971

i had to read that twice to make sure i read it correctly, how the fuck is that true? its a grey box!

>>136972

i's something ive been considering, but i would just feel awkward and out of place in a gym like that tbh


d72886 (7)  No.136975>>136982

>>136969

>feathers are a 'superstructure' and cause irridesence

do you mean that they have surface microstructures that give a macro effect?

thats true of scales lad, on land and sea, fish and snakes for instance

>>136954

hmm, but feathers are brittle and fragile, and require specific grooming tbh, id say skin or hide beats them all tbh:

>semipermeable for sweat

>constantly self repairing

>comes in a variety of thicknesses and types

>can stretch and compress significantly without damage

>allows collection of complex sense data, temperature, pressure, motion etc

>is useful for estimating criminal tendencies in day to day life


71a36c (56)  No.136976>>136978

>>136974

You always feel awkward on the first day of skool

but you end up fitting in eventually


36d45d (39)  No.136977

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10e2b4 (49)  No.136978>>136980 >>136981 >>136983

NIGHT LADS

>>136976

interesting take, but i didnt like school at all so its not an encouraging one


d72886 (7)  No.136979>>136985

>>136972

>not a bad thing to rattle

guess not, dont want to think about all the extra work it means for my liver and kidneys - theyre like muscles that get stronger with use, r-right?

>prefer our world

agreed tbh, its nice to know theres always more to learn

>you suck at maths

together we shall become an unstoppable new polymath machine

>test kits

they must do these tbh, never thought about it before in relation to steroids.

>>136974

>crazyshit it does to your body

probably, you need to be desperate af to inject something you made in a saucepan in the kitchen tbf

>if that were true

it is lad, its about 90% as efficient as a vein, ie: it hits 90% as quickly and 90% as strong as the same amount in a vein. theres been campaigns to get smackheads to do it rectally rather than IV to reduce blood diseases and abscesses etc.


36d45d (39)  No.136980

>>136978

night lad


d72886 (7)  No.136981

>>136978

night lass


71a36c (56)  No.136982>>136984

>>136975

>is useful for estimating criminal tendencies in day to day life

How does that one work?


71a36c (56)  No.136983

>>136978

good night mi bonni laddy


d72886 (7)  No.136984>>136986

>>136982

white=alright as a rule of thumb


71a36c (56)  No.136985>>136988

>>136979

Think my steroid mate mentioned something about them at one point.

Either way this quick google search seems to suggest that there are indeed test kits:

https://roidtest.com/


71a36c (56)  No.136986>>136988

>>136984

Oooh that's what you were getting at. I thought you were talking about some sherlock style character reading

Smh I wanna live in a world where white doesn't necessarily mean alright

Well I do but you get what I mean


71a36c (56)  No.136987>>136988


d72886 (7)  No.136988

>>136985

nice, i thoight theyd probably exist tbf, cheaper and much quicker than sending some off to a lab for testing. though on the off chance you arent just memeing about having loads then its worth getting them checked tbf, it might be free like pills are, or it costs like £30 to get a lab to test it. its not illegal to have a sample analyzed.

>>136986

kek i think i get you - i wish we were in a position to be properly anglosupremacist about it, rather than being forced to tone it down in light of the saracen hordes inside our gates

>>136987

whoops


36d45d (39)  No.136989

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>accidentally made my night night post on the wrong board

wew


d72886 (7)  No.136991

NEW THREAD

>>136990

NEW THREAD

>>136990




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