>>2206
It actually seems like something Blanc would write.
Blanc: "I wrote a new story that involves the brave self-sacrifice of the heroine and her friends. I think this is my crowning achievement as a writer so far."
Everyone: "…"
Blanc: (They seem to be reading it quietly. It looks like this will be a success.)
Blanc: "What do you think?"
Neptune: "Well…it's…interesting."
Blanc: [smiles] "Really? In what way?"
Neptune: "Well…uh…I'm kinda flattered that you'd write a story about us, Blanc."
Blanc: [smile drains] "What? N-no, it's an original story…"
Noire: "Sure, no one's called me 'Nowa' before.” (glares at Neptune)
Blanc: [gulp]
Vert: "This sort of reminds me of that time a few years back where Noire tried to kill herself. The thought of Nepgear killing all of us with that cursed sword as a result is spine chilling."
Neptune: "That's one little complaint, Blanc. It's pretty edgy."
Blanc: "…it…it's meant to be a dramatic tale!"
Noire: "You mean 'melodramatic'."
Blanc: "GAH!"
Neptune: "I don't remember a cursed sword during the whole ASIC thing, Vert."
Vert: "Are you sure? I remember quite clearly leaving your nation in a foul mood, and Lastation losing a lot of shares suddenly."
Neptune: "I'm pretty sure I'd tease Nowa to death if I ever made her a hobo in her own nation."
Noire: "Grr…"
Neptune: "Besides, I remember giving Nepgear all of our shares voluntarily."
Vert: "I could have sworn that Nepgear and Uni made a sword together. Noire, do you remember what happened?"
Noire: "W-well of course I do! I wouldn't lose all my shares to Neptune! But…I also remember Uni helping make a sword too…”
Neptune: "That's funny. Oh well, I guess that purifying the sword or that share-belief thing would pretty much lead to the same ending in Re;Birth 2. I guess that's what's confusing us!"
Noire: "Jeez, stop being so meta…besides, Blanc's been standing here all this time with that glazed look on her face.”
Blanc: (indistinct gurgling sounds)
Neptune: (whispers to the others) “Hey, we should get our sisters in here. Also the guys from Ultradimension are here somewhere too…”
Vert: "Hmm…this could be an entertaining diversion. I think I saw Uzume heading toward the kitchen when I came over."
Noire: "Hey, it's not really sporting to kick Blanc around while she's already dividing by zero.”
Blanc: (drools)
Noire: "Which is why we need to hurry and find everyone before she comes too…”
Neptune: “Alright! I'll round up the candidates!”
Vert: "I'll try and find Uzume, since I already have a lead on her."
Noire: "I wanna find Uzume. All that Ultradimension stuff bugs me…”
Vert: Very well. I'll retrieve Plutia and dear little Peashy.♥"
Neptune: “Come on, come on! Let's go before she gets back into sorts!”
(footsteps)