Short stupid greentext cause I'm buzzed off of good ol kentucky freedom juice (Buffalo Trace if anyone wants a booze recommendation)
>at the town park around dusk for the fireworks show
>families are everywhere but you see a few lone folks looking for a spot to sit
>you take a pug of rye off your flask and go to chase it with a coke, only to find your can empty
>about to grab another from your mini cooler when you feel a tap on your shoulder
<"Hey! Would you like a Big Friendly?"
>you turn and see a cute rabbit girl with antlers, holding out a yellow and red pounder can
>you say sure and take the beer, cracking it open and taking a swig
>the rabbit girl then sits down next to you and introduces herself as Moira
>she had a backpack filled with beer with her, and you share your flask of rye with her
>end up buzzed and pretty much cuddling by the time the fireworks start
>after the show the two of you end up back at your place, and have a few more shots
>the night was a little hazy from then on, but you know you two had fun
>wake up the next day with a fresh made bloody mary on your end table with a post it reading "hair o' the jackalope"
>smell fresh bacon, eggs, and coffee wafting through your place
>you down the bloody mary and walk out to the kitchen, finding Moira making breakfast and wearing only an apron
>You smile and think "Ammit Bless America"