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8fe9c7 No.395998

Thread is about how monster girls try to raise their daughters.

[Keep any discussion in relation to 3DPD shit OFF this thread.]

Imagine a fox wife's difficulty raising her daughter.

>Inari Wife: Anon, our daughter can be so difficult.

>Anon: What's wrong?

>Inari Wife: Her fear of heights.

>Anon: And?

>[Inari Wife levitates to you]

>Inari Wife: I was trying to teach her how to fly, but she freaks out whenever she levitates a bit. I tried to get her to fly through the torri, but she ended up grabbing onto the torri's side and screamed for help to get down.

>Anon: Okay, I guess she's not ready to fly yet.

>Inari Wife: It's not just flying, she can't make fire either.

>Anon: What!?

>Inari: I tried to teach her how to make fox fire, but she barely had a spark coming out of her fingertips. She seems to have great difficulty.

>Anon: The real issue is you trying to teach a little girl how to make fire.

>Inari Wife: Making fire is natural for my kind. Anyways, she doesn't seem to like pranks and mischief.

>Anon: Isn't that a good thing?

>Inari Wife: Remember how we met, Anon?

>Anon: Yes. You pranked me by sneaking into my house and used your transformation to turn your ass into my pillow while the rest of you became the sheets.

>Inari Wife: Yeah, I didn't know you slept face down at the time… Anyway, I tried to teach her the art of pranking, but she never seems interested. She wouldn't even touch the whoopee cushion I got her.

>Anon: Not every fox is meant to be a mischievous prankster. You shouldn't get so sad about it.

>Inari Wife: Of course I'd be sad. Those bitch ass danuki are my clan's enemies in the great prank war. I would love to show off my daughter and her prank skills for the next battle. Looks like she isn't following in my footsteps.

>Anon: Everyone is made to be different after all. We all choose our own paths and she is still a very good girl.

>Inari Wife: She is. I'm a great goddess and our daughter is a great demi-god. I have 9 tails, but our daughter has been stuck with only 1 tail. I guess she might never grow another tail.

>[Daughter rushes into the room]

>Daughter: Mom, Dad, Look! I was tending the garden and a bunch of plants grew like crazy.

>They ran outside and see the garden grew much larger. The daughter picked up a pile of dirt and a plant instantly grew in the small pile she's holding.

>[Inari Wife smiles and laughs]

>Inari Wife: THAT'S MY DAUGHTER! You got a green thumb just like your mom. You know that I am the goddess of agriculture after all.

>Anon notices that his daughter grew a second tail and smiled.

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b7aec9 No.396001

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How would the Undescribable raise the Innameable?

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e1762d No.396003

>>396001

Through unspeakable means.

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b0416d No.396107

They don't. They just dump them off at Sabbath.

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8cb131 No.396112

>>396107

What are Sabbath-run daycares even like?

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18c68a No.396121

>>396112

Sex ed

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aa1104 No.396237

>>396001

It is indescribable and unnameable. I am sorry. This is why i am in grammar nazis anonymous.

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aa1104 No.396238

>>396237

I didn't capitalize the I. I need my luger now.

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21bf01 No.396241

>>396107

>letting the sabbath get their grubby little hands on my daughter

Absolutely not, they’ll probably try to turn her into a permaloli or some shit. I want my daughter to become a beautiful full-bodied adult woman.

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