a97b1e No.387903
Today's Steve Irwin's birthday, making this thread obligatory. Caiman girls are allowed too.
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f22b91 No.387917
RIP Steve. You were the best of us
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fc634a No.387920
I keep thinking they'd be into incest.
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a97b1e No.387924
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fc634a No.387927
>>387924
Gators are associated with the American south.
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fd2831 No.387938
>>387927
How dare you impune the honor of southern bell Gator girls.
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d4210a No.387946
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d6ae5d No.387974
>>387927
Incest is a European tradition
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55b85f No.387978
>>387927
Inbreeding is an anti southern myth. Pennsylvania has the highest rate of cousin marriage in the union and many southern states have criminalized it.
>>387974
yuropoors are gay
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c14351 No.387982
>>387978
Your saying that like hillbillies follow laws
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fd2831 No.387992
White incest is just more new projection look at how inbred the Jews where in their ghettos or how inbred the whole Arab world is.
On topic there is a crimanl lack of gator girl picks. I want a lizard girl with that
T H I C C tail.
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dd1381 No.387995
>>387992
This. Show me a person convicted of incest and I'd give you 12 to 7 odds there's a yarmulke in their top drawer.
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a97b1e No.388001
>>387982
Romania is one of the few countries in the world in which rural areas are less law-abiding than cities.
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7cb3b0 No.388029
>>387917
whos steve?the sauce of the chocodile on the right?
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a97b1e No.388033
>>388029
>whos steve
I refuse to believe there are anons on /monster/ that are this underage.
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7cb3b0 No.388034
>>388033
just realized he meant steve irwin. forgot he existed for a while tbh
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a08be7 No.388037
>>388029
Character of a donutsteel race from Wizardquest
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e4a00f No.388080
>Steve Irwin's birthday
What about stingray girls? She didn't mean to harm him I'm sure…
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ff9b96 No.388088
>>387903
crocodile really don't work as monstergilrs because their most defining feature is their snout.
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6c9ee7 No.388100
>>388088
I bet they could take that "roll in the hay" expression to the next level.
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74c3ab No.388151
>>388088
That's the main way of trying to tell the difference between a gator and a croc. Other ways can include the teeth, habitat, and coloration. As for the anime girl version, the main difficulty would be deciding which body type would best "fit" as an acceptable go to design, especially since it comes down to personal opinion. I could picture a story where anon grows up with a childhood gator friend who starts out cute and petite, but grows into athletic and somewhat tall as a teen then finally into some mix of curvy and toned while being a head or 2 taller.
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fd2831 No.388164
>>388151
Peak gator is a tomboy red neck girl that goes from pouring around to pelvis crusher in the blink of a eye. Sprinkle in a bit of chesire for a salt water croc girl.
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c19c3d No.388293
Leaving this here for you fine lads
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6c9ee7 No.388384
>>388293
Good stuff. It's a great example of the kind of writers you will find on a place like this. I miss Steve.
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5d57bf No.388815
>>388151
>gator friend
>thicc
>tall
>exterior is as tough as her hide
>gentle and affectionate
life is pain
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3d530e No.389151
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8ea904 No.389155
>>389151
Delete that shit then newfag
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43cfd1 No.389157
>>389142
By several miles.
First rule: if it has a snout, it's out.
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396bc1 No.389158
>>389142
>too far in furry/scaly direction?
The only way this could be more scaly is if she transformed into an actual iguana. Have some common sense newfag
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6126a1 No.389159
I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith got rolled over by a gator in a swamp?
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6c9ee7 No.389163
>>389159
No, I don't think you did. Did they ever get together?
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82fbbb No.389170
>>389159
Ellis, do us all a favor and shut up
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8b2ef2 No.389174
I want to see a family get together of a family of southern gator girls, and their distant Australian salt water croc cousins, with each groups respective husbands as well. The hijinx that would ensue would be good stuff.
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2bd7c2 No.389177
>>389170
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
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74c3ab No.389220
>>389174
>Florida man and a mad Aussie
I need this now…
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9ddf9a No.390539
Something I wrote in the Aussie thread I figured was relevant to here
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14babe No.391451
There is a cute girl gator in the episode "Snuggle Bunny" in "The Adventures of Napkin Man"
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a89a28 No.391816
I got a chance to pet a Crocodile that was brought in as part of an event today and I have to say Reptile scales are far harder than I thought they were previously, it's pretty damn cool and Lizards are becoming even better imo.
I wasnt able to take pics, sorry guys
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579d31 No.391819
>>390539
>not deathrolling her steve mode
Pathetic.
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9f805f No.391884
Woops meant to post this here instead of its own thread, my bad.
This is just the prologue of sorts. Its been awhile since ive done one of these so some criticisms and comments is appreciated
>im in my final year of higschool. I grew up in a small Appalachia town out of the way.
>when you think of average whatever random culmination features you would think of would fit me. I like video games shitposting and not much else. The only thing outside the usual is im pretty decent at swimming even if pur local pool is only halfsized.
>we have monsters here like my mother Helen, she's rataoskr. She works freelance for some news sites and blogs.
>living in a small town kept her coopted up but all the smalltown gossip keeps her busy.
>there was never that many monsters that did live here was moslty elves, harpies and various other smaller woodland mamamo.
>ive heard of more agressive monsters of course, but it was always something far off and nor really a concern for a single guy in the middle of nowhere like me.
>i always just kinda thought id get a job driving trucks or working with one of the smaller companies and just settle down into a slow quite life like my dad and pepaw and pepaws pepaw.
>this all changed when some article my mom broke a local scandal, the mayors unicorn sister had actually become a bicorn in uni and they had been hidding from the whole town for years. It apparently was a big hit even outside our little bubble and it led to a local station offering my mom a position down in Florida.
>after dad got back with his rig we had a family meeting a decided it was an opportunity that couldn't be missed.
>johnson clan was moving to Florida, i just hope i can still have my peaceful life there was well.
I should have the next part posted latter today.
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74c3ab No.391903
>>391884
Appreciate the effort, but the writing style is not exactly fit for greentext and, although it does match the thread's theme, it ought to be moved to a pastebin if you choose to keep with this style, in my opinion.
I like the concept and writing, but I felt as though that should be said. I'm not asking you to rewrite the entire thing either. A final note, if you do choose to move to a pastebin, you can also link it in the writefag thread
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dcb232 No.391957
>>391903
I see what youre saying most of this was already written when i had most of this written ill take it consideration for the next part.
>the new house on the suburban plot is deffinatly bigger than the homstead, but the lack of a yard was pretty noticeable. The closest thing was across the street was a country club golf course with a greenbelt on the other side.
>apparently most of the town is a new develpment and the state decided to make a experimental "mixed" school in the area.
>who cares about that though i just couldn't wait to go as soon as i heard they had an Olympic sized swimming pool!
>from what i heard from the administration half the school moved in from put of state like me and the other half are locals who are going to this new closer school instead of being bussed halfway across the county.
>because of the move i was starting a month late hopefully and just try to fit in.
>don't get me wrong i love my paw and i know he just wants the best for me and my younger sister but sometimes he can be less than tactful.
>like driving you near adult son to his first day at a new school in a 18 wheeler blairing his horn at every cute monster walking by.
>I moslty heard giggles as i tried my dardnest to sink into the seat.
>it felt like eternity waiting to get the front of the school like paw insisted.
>he knows i could walk but he wanted to spend as much time as he could with me before hes gone for the next 2 weeks on a run.
>I just wish he would spend this time not trying to destroy my social life before it begins.
>"dont look so glum junior look at all the beautiful girls walking around. Im sure one will jump your bones! You're a johnson after all."
>i try to keep a stone cold face if i laugh i lose.
>"crack a smile champ, did i tell you i added some new text to the rig?"
>"i dont think you mentioned it."
>"yur going to love it, but enough of that it looks like were here"
>i could hear my dad saying his godbeyes as i stepped down put of the passangers side only for to be quickly drowned out by the sound of giggles and laughter of my new peers all around me.
>I turn around to see the center of attention
>JOHNSONS BIG LOAD ALWAYS DELIVERS SATISFACTION
> all in chrome with some rataoskrs outlined on either side in revealing positions shall we say, gross.
>my father is dead to me.
>i powerwalk away as fast as i can to somehow hope no one will remember i was the one who came out of the truck.
>i shove my way through a congreagation of girls watching the spectacle.
>in my effort to avoid all eye contact i miss the thick tail of some lamia right in front of me.
>Falling foward i reach out on instinct for anything to grab onto.
>my flailing hand settles on the denin short shorts of an alligator girl right infront of me.
>luckly she was able to grab her skirt unfortunately to do she dropped her iced cofee to do so.
>her thick muscular tail hits me back the sound reverberating through the school steps. All around are silent.
>she whips around around ande her large claws piece through my shirt and pick me up.
>she's wearing a leather jacket over her stars and bars tank top.
>her bewitching amber gold eyes are twitching with anger, the idigo eyeliner and eyelashes streaking across her tanned cheeks.
>her bleached blonde hair damp with her drink.
>she oppens her mouth to reveal a maw full of dagger.
<"your ass is mine, gym lunch youre going to be there"
>eep
>she drops me and storms off with her Posse
>no one around me will at me and everyone just pretends it never happens and they go about tjeor buisness.
>time to start my first day of school as a dead man walking
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128b4e No.392014
>>391957
I say keep it on the thread, make pastebin later, Pastebin is run by anti porn sjws that will kill on sight any fic that does not involve snouts. Plus they don't have a last modified field with makes it hard to see if someone's story is updated.
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b757b4 No.392063
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a97b1e No.392071
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3dbe6b No.392076
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d772cf No.392120
>>392071
>Praying to monster boys
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fd2831 No.392836
Im sorry for the delays ill post the next part in the next day or so.
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