/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

Mamonobama.

>>382968

This only means species with longer lifespans for females will attempt to have a greater number of offspring, so they can take other support roles as the auntie or granny on their widow years.

As long as you pump lots of daughterus into your waifu, there is no reason to worry about her being alone when you´re gone.

>>382971

But what if due to your human genes, your mixed offspring become mortal?

>>382972

Again, they will become the gran of the family. As long as there are babies and children for her to take care of, she´ll have too much work to be sad, which is why is important for you to put in the pelvic thrust routine to guarantee a large family.

Doggogrilles only live 10 years on average. Wat u do??????¿

>>382977

Nigger what the fuck is with you? people are fine with childhood romance not actually predatory grooming and not to mention the ntr.

Also yes the answer is simelar lifespan omve you've incubized.

>>382968

No magical cure? No problem, just apply necromancy. I'm sure a lich or banshee friend can help. Hell, just strol on through a bookstore and pick up a copy of necromancy for dummies.

If anyone argues that necromancy doesn't work, smack them with your book and bully them with skeletons.

>>382993

You seem mistaken my bond with my wiafu is not some hedonistic noncompete clause you degenerate faggot it's based of love. I'll spend my golden years watching the family grow and taking care of grand children not fucking into a early grave to hand her off to another man.

>>382977

not sure why so many people dislike your comment, While the NTR is rightfully disgusting, Mamono adopting boys to groom them into husbands is canon lore. And honestly, I thought a lot of people here liked /ss/?

>>383003

>thinking this board slavishly follows MGE canon

How new are you?

>>382999

>immortality

Nope. Immortality is my nightmare scenario. As cool as it sounds, I have zero doubt that the monotony would get to me eventually. I'd go the way of Tolkien elves and just stop caring about everything. There's a reason why it's called "cursed with immortality" after all.

I'd rather live as long as I could and then die however God intends. Immortality has a lot of scary implications and stipulations.

>not becoming immortal through magical research (preferably lichdom)

Plebian

>>382977

You're a faggot anon, kill yourself

>>383003

The issue is she's already married and they wait until they are matured.

>>383003

Some accept it, but to a point. Grooming a child for that shit is objectively wrong no matter how you spin it. Further still the /ss/ crowd here's is a small minority at best. They **thankfully* stick to /ss/ proper.

>>382968

>You and your waifu live a long and happy life

>You have many healthy daughterus and sons possibly

>You watch them grow up

>However time catches up and takes you from your family

>Your waifu never remarries, caring for all of the family as they have families of their own especially any sons you have

>More time passes by, your waifu has seen many generations come and some go

>As she lays on her death bed she keeps looking off past all the family members gathered around

>she's looking at you, as you stand there, having watched over her all those years

>She starts to tear up and smile as she sees you

>You tell her you've been waiting for her this whole time

>As she takes your hand she appears like she did all those years ago, when you both were young and filled with so much love

>Your waifu left one world, surrounded by those she loved and entered the next one with the man she loved the most

>>383020

So it just makes the husband and wife each other's phylactery? Sounds pretty neat.

>>383003

Intentional child grooming rubs me the wrong way. I prefer to headcanon that mgs have a motherly instinct compelling them to adopt lone prepubescent human children if they find them, and raise them with totally wholesome intentions.

At least until the male children hit puberty. Then it depends on whether A)the mg is single or not and B)whether her lust or motherly instinct is stronger

I did specify INTENTIONAL child grooming. If the mg didn’t mean to do it, but can’t stop herself later on, it’s all good

>>383041

Unintentional or not, it's still absolutely abhorrent. It's still grooming. Imagine it from the PoV of the kid, one day his mother is his mother, and the next she's trying to sex him. The whole idea of grooming a child for something like that makes me irrationally mad.

>>383012

Nigga, you have no imagination.

Boredom is the least of my concerns regarding immortality, for I will never run out of things to do.

>>382999

>start dating a baphomet

>almost immediately put a ring on her finger and a bun in her oven

>over time you put several more buns in her oven

>as time passes some peculiar things begin happening

>the high shelves start getting higher for some reason

>your facial hair gets thinner and easier to shave off

>your voice starts cracking oddly

>it's about the time one of your physicals reports that you've gotten a foot shorter that you start to panic

>you find yourself in a specialist's office

>said specialist is an extremely underdressed lich

>your waifu circles like an agitated sharkgirl

>the specialist takes one look at both of you and dissolves into giggles

>once she recovers she informs you that you're incubizing

>given the number of loli daughterus you have, you'd be surprised if you weren't

>the lich informs you that you're being altered by mamono mana to better fit your lolifu

>incubization 101, yes

>and the thing that most complements a loli is a shota

>you can't say you agree with the logic, but the symptoms do fit

>voice un-breaking, stature shortening, reduced body and facial hair

>oh dear ammit it actually makes a lot of sense

>according to the lich the main upside is that you'll remain this way while you're married to your waifu

>given your feelings for each other and her long lifespan this basically means you've achieved immortality

>oh yeah, and since mamono mana is the cause your dong should be the only part of you that remains postpubescent

>in any case the only way to reverse the changes is to break up

>you immediately declare that that's not happening

>your waifu has gone distressingly silent

>after a few more pleasantries the two of you start to head home

>your lolifu has gone completely silent, almost catatonic, beside you

>she does not react as you lead her to the car

>she does not react as you drive home

>she does not react when you drag her into the bedroom when you get back

>you sit beside her on the bed for a moment

>suddenly she launches into your arms, crying hysterically and begging for forgiveness

>you whisper over and over that she's got nothing to be sorry for, but she's well beyond the point of sanity

>after almost thirty continuous minutes of crying she finally starts to calm down

>she says that she dreaded the day that your body would fail and leave her behind

>she knew ahead of time what was happening

>but she didn't tell you because she was terrified you'd walk out on her

>but in the process she robbed you of your physical maturity without your knowledge or consent

>it was only when you freaked out and ran to the doctor that she realized just how wrong what she did was

>she starts saying that she'd understand if you hated her, etc. etc.

>you cut off her self-recrimination with a kiss

>and when you pull away, you tell her that you really don't mind

>you'll get odd looks when you buy beer, you'll have to buy more stepstools, and parent-teacher conferences are going to be awkward

>but that's not that bad of a deal if it means you get more time with her and your daughters

>the two of you were tied together in matrimony in the church of the Sabbath

>and if she thinks the threat of becoming a manlet is going to make you cut that bond, she's got another thing coming

>she dissolves into tears again, but happy tears this time

>over the years you do indeed revert to prepubescence except for the dick of course

>sometimes, when you can't quite reach a jar on a shelf or get carded at the liquor store, you get annoyed

>but then you look over at the carefree smile on your waifu's face

>and each time you're reminded that it was a small price indeed

>>383056

Nice story, but there's a glaring fault.

Sabbath members always go on and on about their onii-chans. That means big brother.

So unless the baph wife here was a shotacon, the most you'd look like is in your late teens or early 20s.

>>383058

Oh, I know. I just wanted to take the lolpedomagic to its ultimate conclusion.

its also because I hate the idea of being called onii-chan for the same reason I hate being called 'daddy' outside of things actually related to being a father

>>383048

You fail to grasp the enormity of forever. You will have, eventually, gone to every place, met every one, and done everything. It would take as long as it needed to. Ten years. Twenty. A hundred. A thousand. Ten thousand. Years will pass like days and soon you'll blink only for a few to go by like they're nothing. You'll stop seeing time like you do now. You're here forever, after all.

The people you meet who aren't immortal like you will probably die. You might not even notice the time passing, one moment you're sharing a few drinks with some random guy at the bar, the next you're holding the hand of a withered old man on his death bed. Multiply that by infinity because you're here forever.

Your one constant is your wife and maybe your kids. You'll probably have a few kids every once in a while. Imagine losing her. One day like any other, except she gets killed in an accident. It was going to happen eventually, simple probability. Through a normal human life you have the probably to die in some accident, most people don't though. You and your wife aren't most people. Technically you have an infinite possibility to die in an accident because you are infinite.

Unless you're a true immortal. But that's a whole other ball game with a completely different set of rules. Arguably a lot more scary too.

>>383071

You fail to grasp the concept of forever as well, as it's nothing but a concept to you. It's impossible for a human to judge whether it's awful or not because there's not a single human who has experienced anything close to immortality. It's nothing but speculation, often focusing on the negatives.

>>383046

If the kid doesn't want it then she needs to fuck off. I won't lie though i'm bias/hypocritical when it comes to this topic. If the genders are reversed, i find it worse.

>>383056

>start dating a baphomet

there's the problem to start with

I'm sure our children would be genetic marvels though so I'd screw her for them.

>>383124

It's genetic wiring we're all programmed in the same way. People recognize it's bad but just don't feel as strongly. If it was gay pedophilia you would have a stronger reaction.

What have I done?