ffcab1 No.364786 [Last50 Posts]
In honor of the ongoing Shark Week, I declare a Shark thread.
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4b2137 No.364788
What the fuck? It's Shark Werk again already?
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37aedb No.364801
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ffcab1 No.364802
>>364801
>4th pic
This is why we need cupids.
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8b26ff No.364804
Reminder that sharkgirls have an exceptional sense of smell, and can detect one part per million of cum in seawater.
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3cfefa No.364820
>>364788
Every week is Shark Week if you're with one
>>364804
I thought it was blood
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37aedb No.364821
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e13f0a No.364828
>I wish Waifu had finished her shark comic
>I wish mgi didn't devolve into faggot appeasement and self inserting donut steel
>I wish I had the inspiration to finish my own shorkgrill story
Shark a good girl who deserves love.
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ffcab1 No.364868
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81ac87 No.364882
>>364828
I wish waifu had finished the story about cute goatgirl being pressured by her mother, and how our MC gets her out. Goat girl died because of shark girl! Waifu said she was burning out or something like that, and that's why she started shark comic. Didn't work out so well, huh? I wonder why she insisted on punching the shark.
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e13f0a No.364910
>>364882
Fainting goat was a fucking CUTE!
polite sage for non shark
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611eb2 No.364916
>>364882
I think Waifu has done five or six stories on here, and of them the only one I can remember her finishing was the kitsune one. Maybe the kitsune's daughter one if you can count Koko going Loko as finishing. And the one where we had the MC jump off the roof over and over again trying to convince Waifu to finish the story she already started.
She's not great at endings.
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0fd487 No.365003
>>364868
>biting
>claws in back
I'm weak
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91f53b No.365005
Holy shit i just want megalodon girl.
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a1d2f6 No.365008
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c959fa No.365010
>>364828
>mgi
That sharkgirl will never not be cute though.
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1c0755 No.365012
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261c89 No.365013
>>365010
Fuck off. That girl is forever tainted by that shitty game. Woukdn't be surprised if she became a futa or something by now.
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b91a57 No.365020
>>365013
Good things can exist within bad mediums, anon.
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8361b4 No.365026
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261c89 No.365031
>>365026
>being this new
I'll explain it anyway.
>Some faggot who's name I forgot, so we'll call him faggot creates a demo of a 3D monster girl game.
>Characters are decent so far, sex scenes are nice, game has promise.
>Faggot promises there would be no gay bullshit when asked.
>All seems well.
>New updates made, new characters, qt shark girl, etc.
>Faggot gets a patreon account going.
<Strike one
>Starts getting patreon shekels and possibly listening to tumblr or something.
>New character introduced.
>It's a self-insert trap because "hehe, just like my animoos"
<Strike two
>Faggot called called out for adding faggotry when he promised there won't be.
>Throws a bitchfit and accuses others of whatever the fuck, he should add traps because its his game.
>YOU PROMISED NO FAGGOTRY.
>Has a meltdown on discord. Screw all these meanies that don't want muh self-insert trap.
<Strike three, faggot. Yer out.
>Fucks up shark girl's character by making her a bitch or into ntr or something, I don't remember.
>/monster/ hates him since. MGI is no longer talked about unless it's in scorn.
The take-away lesson is that as soon as someone gets a patreon, their game is going to be fucked.
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ffcab1 No.365032
>>365031
You do realize the whole thing was a scam in the first place?
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261c89 No.365034
>>365032
Well shit. A nice frosting of kikery to add to this garbage cake. RIP in piss, MGI.
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ffcab1 No.365037
>>365034
On the bright side, the pre-faggotry videos are still out there if you search.
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ea14fe No.365038
Where is the obligatory headpat slut discussion?
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ffcab1 No.365042
>>364828
>Folks call Redamz out for not keeping his promises
>his response is literally "zzzzzz"
Someone needs to make him sleep forever.
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d1dcad No.365051
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ce8bc1 No.365082
>>365051
>that pic
Fuck. Now I want a drawfag to make an edit of that retarded lifeguard porno.
>Get out of the water! There's a shark!
>Lady this is a bathtub!
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da1563 No.365130
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f570ad No.365308
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b40dcb No.365359
>>365304
>snout
>>/out/
>>/chaos/
>>/tumblr/
>>/furry/
>>/zoo/
>>/anywherebuthere/
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b7bd7a No.365362
>>365304
>sharks are cool
>have you seen how cool sharks are?
You said the same thing twice, also
>furfaggotry
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8bd391 No.365363
>>365304
>snout
>>>/matangopit/
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74269f No.365387
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d3e68e No.365399
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e0b46d No.365440
>If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.
Someone needs to make a story out of this.
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bb1c06 No.366176
>ywn yell "SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH" while cumming in a mershark's pussy
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699745 No.366178
>>365440
>Anon and his wife are out surfing off of the coast
>suddenly Anon's wife is knocked from her board with a scream
>distraught, Anon rapidly swims over - his wife is clinging onto the board, barely conscious, with a nasty bite wound in her thigh
>Anon gets her back to the beach and carries her to hospital
>the doctors manage to treat her wound and she is given a good prognosis
>Anon sits in the hospital until late at night, just outside of her room
>she's still asleep following the surgery to save her leg - watching her sleep peacefully, Anon feels his own eyelids growing heavy…
>he wakes some hours later with a start
>the hospital room is trashed, broken equipment lying everywhere, and Anon's wife is nowhere to be seen
>the door is open and a trail of destruction leads down the corridoor
>Anon follows the trail out of the hospital and back to the beach, where it seems to disappear into the water
>Anon runs onto the pier, staring out over the water, frantically calling out to her
>then, with a splash and a roar, something breaches the water - it crashes into him and pulls him under…
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bb1c06 No.366196
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bb1c06 No.366292
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ce8f94 No.366364
Has anyone ever drawn a cookie cutter shark who gives really great succ instead of taking round bites out of you?
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c265e9 No.366366
>>366364
>mershark with DSL
Count me in
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bb1c06 No.366391
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89e882 No.366403
>>366391
Almost every other mg also has teeth/fangs. I don't see how its a problem now
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b6b178 No.366414
I want a Whale Mershark
>amazon/giantess sized
>gentle demeanor
>slow, not in a simpleminded Wurm way but a supremely relaxed manner
>flat
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ea14fe No.366416
>>366414
>Whale Mershark
What about a monster girl version of one of these?
http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Trunko
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62adb4 No.366425
>>366414
Too bad you get none of these things. Enjoy this beauty instead.
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f570ad No.366430
>>366414
>giantess
>flat
Please elucidate what the fucking point is? That's like a Jeep with no four wheel drive.
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e0a4e2 No.366445
>>365038
>Be me
>Head up to lakeside cabin for the weekend
>Its technically owned by my grandparents, but I'm the only one that really uses it nowadays
>Do a quick check up on the building before heading out onto the lake to catch my dinner
>I'm only halfway through my first beer before I hear something behind me
> Turn around to see nothing there, but I start to feel uneasy
>Suddenly, a bass hits me in back
>I spin around and catch the sight of a form moving under the surface
>Fuck_this_shit_I'm_out.gif
>I'm about to start packing up when I feel a tug on my fishing pole
>Look over to see a mershark poking her head partway out of the water and waving shyly
>"So you're the one that threw that fish, right?"
>The mershark nods and points to her head with both hands
>"And, you want me to pat your head? …Alright, come here"
>She swims up beside the boat and offers her head meekly
>I felt a little nervous putting my hand anywhere near her teeth, but I became more confident as I ran my hands through her hair
>The mershark luxuriated in my attentions and pressed her head into my hand
>"Alright, there you go. Now, if you don't mind I want to catch a fish on my own, okay?"
>The mershark looks a bit sad, but nods and disappears beneath the water.
>A few minutes later, I feel a sharp tug on my fishing pole
>I reel it in as best as I can without snapping the line, but fish is fighting me hard
>I pull back on the rod hard one last time, and my catch bursts out of the water.
>It was the mershark, and shes looking a bit chagrined
>She has my fishing lure griped in one hand and is offering a fish with the other
>With a sigh, I set the fish aside and examined the hand holding the lure
>Thankfully, it looked like the hooks hadn't gotten caught in her hand, but I could see some small cuts.
>While I cleaned up her hand, the mershark took the opportunity cuddle up against me
>Told her she was good to go, but she made no move to leave
>I didn't know what to do, so I said the first thing that came to mind
>"So, did you wanna have dinner or something?"
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699745 No.366448
>>366445
>I felt a little nervous putting my hand anywhere near her teeth
Damn straight. A bite wound from a mershark can quickly lead to swelling.
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1c0755 No.366459
>>366445
>mershark
>freshwater
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75af85 No.366461
>>366459
Fresh water sharks are a thing you know, They're called bullsharks.
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060781 No.366500
>>366459
Several species of requiem sharks are known to travel upstream and find their way into lakes. Additionally the sharks of the genus Glyphis are known as river sharks due to their propensity to be found in freshwater.
Further there are fish in the minnow family that are found in freshwater and greatly resemble sharks in such a way they are commonly referred to as "freshwater sharks".
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8ac528 No.366626
>>366461
I thought that was a joke, saying bullshark for "bullshit" but no, it's really his name. Kinda surprising.
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ea14fe No.366631
A reminder that various shark species must be rotted out before consumption and thus many mersharks would be fujoshis and/or undead.
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fe5325 No.366674
>>365020
Unfortunately she is not one of them and was in fact one of the shitty stuff that happened in that game. That Sharkgirl got her character completely changed full 360° in her second build.
She got changed from a dom warriorgirl waifu that rapes you, to one that wants her husband to also be a warrior, cucks you for a dragonboy if you refuse to be one and will dump you if you are "too much of a wimp" despite her original character never giving a shit about that.
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b5268a No.366685
>>366674
Biggest shame baout the game. Redamz also tried to argue it was not cucking and it was ok. Anyone calling him out on it makes him asshurt and sperg out about haters. There was also that one other guy who used to come here that was working on a game and is friends with redamz. He tried to justify the cucking too.
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4412ce No.366807
>>366685
>He tried to justify the cucking too.
What did he said? I want to laugh at the mental gymnastics.
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ea4865 No.366853
Monstergirl island was a real shame. But this same thing happened with Yandere Simulator. You should never trust someone who asks you to support them on a long and nebulous project that they haven't even started work on properly, especially if that person doesn't have a good prototype for you to play already, and you don't feel that they can be trusted.
Best case, you get nothing. Worst case, you get monstergirl island.
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4412ce No.366858
>>366853
Whst happened to YanSim? Did the guy changed anything?
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dbfbb3 No.366860
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark
>In 2016, a study based on 28 specimens that ranged from 81 to 502 cm (2.7–16.5 ft) in length determined by radiocarbon dating of crystals within the lens of their eyes, that the oldest of the animals that they sampled, which also was the largest, had lived for 392 ± 120 years. The authors further concluded that the species reaches sexual maturity at about 150 years of age.
>392 ± 120 years.
Ara ara~
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bb1c06 No.366929
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>366858
You can see the whole story here.
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c265e9 No.366944
>>366860
>Sleepy ara ara Mershark that just wants a warm man to sleep with after living her whole life in the dark arctic seas
yes please
It's like an underwater weresheep
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bb1c06 No.366964
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4a36fd No.366969
>>366860
>>366944
>Body coated in piss and is poisonous
>Parasites/Symbiotes eating the eye
>Eats polar bears
>Somehow edible and only sustainable when fermented, as non-fermented meat can intoxicate people.
Poor thing.
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e0a4e2 No.367097
>>366626
Bull sharks are quite real. While there are breeds of shark that exclusively live in freshwater, bull sharks are the only kind that can live in both freshwater and saltwater. They've been spotted in the Mississippi river as far up as Illinois, and supposedly one attacked a guy in lake Michigan back in the 50's
Interesting thing about bull sharks is that they tend to swim up to freshwater rivers and lakes to breed
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8ac528 No.367103
>>366969
Holy shit, that's not a life.
>>367097
That's pretty cool, I can easily imagine the monster girl shark who come close to humans habitations by swimming in the freshwater rivers so she can find her mate
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ea14fe No.367263
So THIS is what a hammerhead shork would look like.
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60ac37 No.367277
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c81c9e No.367278
>when a sharkgirl asks her husband to act out her reverse-JAWS fantasy one time
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becad6 No.367280
>>367278
That's probably the most exciting roleplay in the world for a mershark.
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9c9bb4 No.368055
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df3024 No.368451
What kind of music do shark girls listen to?
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1c8ff4 No.368459
Wouldn't mersharks have poor eye sight like regular sharks? Would they confuse a swimmer for a seal?
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9c9bb4 No.368460
>>368459
They can still detect spirit energy retard.
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799541 No.368468
>>368451
>be me years ago
>start faggot CYOA thread that died a slow death
>add in shark-girl who listened to heavy metal because I was watching too much AlphaOmegaSin back then and sharks are cool
>mfw sharks actually like metal
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9c9bb4 No.368469
>>366807
He actually tried to play dumb, saying that he never promised no NTR and we were crazy for believing that he did.
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89e882 No.370752
>>365031
You could also condense it down to this
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372036 No.374258
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81ac87 No.374306
>>374258
>More headpat pictures
YEEEESSSSSS
This heals me.
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5c7aa6 No.380868
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2fdc27 No.381882
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6ff761 No.381885
>>381882
Great, this dumb bitch is going to ruin dinner.
Just flopping about on the table like a complete faggot. Salads and wine woukd go fucking everywhere.
You end up as a terrible host that ruined Christmas because you had a mershark fuck up dinner.
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827854 No.381886
>>381885
<"Since the guests left, why don't you… eat alone, anon?"
>"Bitch you ruined Christmas."
<"Oh, have I been a bad girl? Why don't you punish me and fill me up with your Christmas spirit-"
>"You know who ruins the Christmas?"
<"H-how about you ruin me inst-"
>"The Grinch ruins the Christmas"
<"I-I…"
>"And he's a green degenerate faggot."
<"I'm s-"
>"Are you a green degenerate faggot?"
<"I-I'm sorry"
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837b39 No.381890
>>381886
>"Hi sorry, I'm anon. Now GET OFF THE FUCKING TABLE!"
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2fdc27 No.381892
>>381890
>>381886
Well, there goes the relationship because she killed herself out of shame. Are you happy now?
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6ff761 No.381893
>>381892
You don't ruin the goddamn Christmas dinner by flopping around on the table like a faggot.
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2fdc27 No.381894
>>381893
Enjoy dying alone because no monster girl is gonna want you now.
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6ff761 No.381899
>>381894
So what? I was never going to have a waifu anyway.
Now stop being a little bitch or take your sorry ass back to reddit.
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143c34 No.381903
>>381899
I think you ought to head your way back to MGU
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6ff761 No.381914
>>381903
Come now, did you honestly expect anyone here to ever get a waifu?
Also, letting your wife embarrass you makes you a soyboy. You know that, right?
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143c34 No.381916
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837b39 No.381923
Man I was just shitposting when I posted >>381890 but >>381914 you're just a sorry fucking robot. Why are you here, robot? Your kind are not welcome here.
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8676ba No.385381
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13eec6 No.387549
Went to the aquarium yesterday and saw a shark's pussy, just had to get this off my chest
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57a488 No.387550
>>387549
Did you go to see the sharks vagina?
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827854 No.387551
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8676ba No.387629
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d8a6cd No.389403
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e3f718 No.389449
>>389403
Those shark ears are T H I C C
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01737a No.389454
>>389403
I fucking love me that pouty expression
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0e85cd No.391452
I want to see lewds based on Sharknado or Street Sharks.
Santa Jaws is a girl BTW
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0e85cd No.391453
>>366461
Bull sharks were actually the stars of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Blue_Sea_2 the 2018 sequel to the 1999 film about great whites.
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a14be5 No.391458
>>366461
>Be anon with fear of sharks
>maybe Jaws really traumatizes you as a kid idk
>the fear transfers to mersharks as you age and begin to become aware of the threats to your virginity
>don’t wanna be caught by a mershark and forced to live in the horrifying ocean depths
>stay away from the sea as much as you can
>which is a bit difficult because you grew up in a beachside New Jersey town
>eventually move away to the middle of Missouri
>inland bliss, no saltwater bodies for hundreds of miles
>a few months later you’re on a fishing trip, relaxing as you take in the sounds of the pond your boat is floating on
>suddenly you feel a bump on your boat
>huh, maybe you hit a rock?
>suddenly the Jaws theme starts playing from nowhere
>no
>you see a fin to your right
>NO
>the fun is quickly followed by a pair of eyes, a head of hair, and a smug grin
>NOOOOOOOOO
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3b88a3 No.393865
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750620 No.395522
>>393865
>censor
Jaws music stops
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d59c63 No.395642
>>389403
>That pouty expression
>Those pigtails
She makes me want to do a fucking Dr. Doom Dick Dive in the water, procreate with her for hours and then cuddle up close at lukewarm waters by a sea cavern watching the sunset or starry night sky.
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d52f12 No.398910
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Housed below the waves in a deep-sea facility several hundred miles from the mainland a secret lab conducts a variety of experiments that skirt some laws and completely ignore others. For a company like PARASOL, they had enough money to build a base on the moon if they wanted.
Speaking of paying the bills…Marine biology isn't the cheapest degree to get your hands on. With a mountain of student debt looming over his head, there was no way he could pass up a lucrative gig like this; sign an NDA, work on site for 6 months with living expenses covered, and take home an easy 100k feeding some fishes. He'd knock out all his debt and have some money to spare.
How hard could it be?
Our employee enters the observation gantry that connects to a catwalk suspended over a series of holding tanks. He has a fresh lab coat and a shiny name tag with a not so flattering picture of himself on it that doubled as security badge for various doors in the facility. The name on the tag Michael Wyatt (talk about a bland sounding name). He'd been supplied with a satchel embroidered with the PARASOL insignia for holding his supplies for the day along with a stun baton that dangled from a belt holster. From what he could gather his previous place holder got drunk and fell into one of the holding tanks in this place and suffered a "fatal workplace incident". While the details are sketchy it's rumored that because of that guy's idiocy there were a bunch of new safety protocols put in place. No sense worrying about that kinda crap now. Time to get work. These fish aren't going to feed themselves.
Observation Day-1
The metal catwalk suspended over the holding tanks reverberated a chilling TUNG with every step along the way. The catwalk had a waist-high steel rail on each side with a woven mesh of metal webbing the structure. Holes in the mesh were just wide enough for a finger to slip through at most. Various safety signs dotted the chamber. OSHA would be proud.
"WARNING! DO NOT LEAN OVER RAIL!"
"CAUTION! SLIPPERY WHEN WET!"
and countless others in bright reflective orange and yellow frames designed to get your attention. The water in the tanks had a particular funk to them that reminded him of an overly crowded fish tank he'd had to attend to while in college. He'd definitely need a shower after walking through the disgusting miasma.
Holding tank 1 housed the first fish for the day. The tank itself was effectively an open top cylinder that was about 40ft in diameter and 20ft feet deep. The water had a dark tinge which made viewing tricky. Not that there was much to see save an ominous silhouette that circled the perimeter of the tank. He opened her prepackaged food preserve. It had an "easy pull" strip that gave a satisfying viiiiip when tugged. Unfortunately the same could not be said for the odor that smacked him in the face upon opening the thing. The smell was nauseating and he recoiled from the stench. He held the rancid smelling chunk away from his face before accidentally dropping it into the water.
ka-ploonk.
In an instant, the silhouette darted to where the meat chunk impacted on the water and disappeared beneath the surface.
too easy
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d52f12 No.398911
>>398910
He flicked the meat chunk residue from his hand before wiping the remaining gunk on his lab coat. The packaging for the meat chunk had only what he needed to know to do his job.
Specimen: SA-G3
Holding tank: 1
subspecies: Tiger shark
He was supposed to confirm the specimen was alive. Clearly, SA-G3 was very energetic.
TUNG
TUNG
TUNG
Onto the next one. He glanced at her food package.
Specimen: SA-D1
Holding tank: 2
Subspecies: Zebra Shark
At first, he thought she was dead. After looking closely into the tank he observed the truth. Unlike SA-G3, SA-D1 kept to the bottom of her tank and seemed somewhat lethargic.
ziiiiip
"Eyuck~"
ka-plooonk
The meat chunk gradually drifted downwards. SA-D1 seemed uninterested until it came within her proximity. She snatched it but not with the same enthusiasm SA-G3 had. For a moment it looked like she'd glanced upward but it was hard to tell at the depth she was sitting.
TUNG
TUNG
TUNG
The final fishy.
Specimen: L1-5A
Holding tank: 3
subspecies: Great white
Her tank wasn't like the rest. First off there was a double door security gate separating her holding tank from the other two. The doors in question were heavy plate steel that only opened for an ID tag with the proper security clearance. Only one door would open at a time, each of them producing a mechanical whirr as they slid to the side. Together they created a mini pen as the next door would only open after the first shut behind it. There was a 5-second delay after either of the doors had been opened or closed making the whole process arduous.
The automatic doors both gave an affirmative beep boop and flashed a green light when he held his card up to the security sensor. After passing the through second security door he got a better look at L1-5A's holding tank. Unlike the other two, there was a heavy duty steel mesh wrapped across the top. A splash from below.
She was directly under him beneath the catwalk. She was bigger than the other two specimens and her tank had an extra 30ft in the diameter to give her some additional wiggle room. Her features were obscured from the double layer of steel mesh (From the catwalk and the tank covering respectively) but he could see her silhouette clearly enough. She followed him closely in her tank. The subtle splashes signaling her interest.
Her feeding procedure was different. He removed her meat chunk from its package and placed it in a steel cage that lowered itself through a hole in the mesh when he pressed a button. Everything worked as like it was supposed to at first but the cage stopped before it passed through the opening. L1-5A glared expectantly before reaching her arm through opening in the steel mesh and tapping the food cage. He pressed the button to get the food cage to move but it didn't budge. and on my first day too…
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d52f12 No.398914
>>398911
He leaned over the railing and tried pushing on the food cage to get to force it down. It started to budge a little and as it did a thought occurred to him.
"I don't think this is safe…"
Before he could dwell on that notion L1-5A's hand shot up an extra foot and grabbed his wrist. Her fingers dug into him and immediately drew blood. Oh fuck! For a brief moment, he tried to wring his arm free but was pulled over the railing after a short tug of war with his limb. The tank's mesh cover sunk downward from his weight post impact. He could feel the water lick his back and neck. L1-5A's muscular arm tugged him towards the feeding hole. He tried to get some footing but the mesh was slippery as all hell. She tugged him closer and he was near enough now to see her hungry sneer with its toothy terror within. Another foot and his arm would be in the water! Once she had his arm in it was all over! He had to act fast or his first day would also be his last day! https://youtu.be/XBs-uj1oEn4
[] Taze her with the stun baton!
[] Force the food cage down on her arm!
[] "OH NO! OH GAWD! HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME! HELP! AIIIEEEE" Panic! Don't choose either option in time and get eaten? What are you some kinda vore fag?
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8ef866 No.398915
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476da6 No.398944
>>398914
Fry that fish with your stun baton.
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750620 No.399697
>>365082
Or better yet, a twist on a classic meme
Instead of a girl on a couch surrounded by 4 dudes, its an anon in a bathtub surrounded by 4 sharks
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0dfa61 No.399705
>>398914
Slam her arm with the cage
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84fed7 No.399775
>>398914
Tazer, then yell at her for being a silly greedy fish. Evidently we're trying to feed her, why's she gotta be a shit about it? establish dominance early
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84fed7 No.399776
>>399775
>forgot to sage
Ammit forgive my faggotry
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01a53b No.399953
>>398914
Confuse her by biting back. Who's the prey now huh? still wyatt
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01a53b No.399954
>>399953
>>399776
Aaaand me too right after reading that. I need to stop posting exhausted.
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01decf No.400056
>>399953
We need to assert dominance by biting her
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16d451 No.400280
>>365032
where have I seen this before
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d52f12 No.400298
 | Rolled 3 (1d4) |
>>399775
>>399705
>>398944
>>398915
3 for taze and 1 for cage.
1 d 4 should help me determine the path. 4 for cage, 1-3 for the taze.
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d52f12 No.400925
>>400298
The stun baton!
'Damn thing was stuck in the holster! He struggled with the latch with his free hand, his other being secured tightly in L1-5A's grip. His frantic tugging mirrored her grip on his hand, both of them pulling desperately for their own purpose.
got it!
The baton snapped free and he swung it down onto the remaining portion of exposed fishy flesh pulling him towards a murky death.
POP-POP-POP-CRACK-POP-CRACK
Blue electrical current arced from the tip of baton and sparks shot out wildly from the point of contact producing a dazzling strobe effect within the dimly lit space. She writhed and bucked ferociously on the other side of the mesh cover splashing water everywhere but she held fast to his hand.
"Sorry, but I'm not that into you!"
He delivered another barrage of volts
CRACK-POP-POP-CRACK-POP-CRACK
Another strobe of brilliant flashing loosened her grip enough for him to slip free. He rolled backward and landed face first into the submerged mesh cover as he was no longer being held in place by the tenacious shark lady's grasp. In a fit of confusion, she'd swam into the tank's wall with a resounding DONG causing the whole thing to shift from the impact sending water sloshing. He recoiled from the taste of pungent tank water. It took a moment for him to find his bearings. As he stood up to get a grip on the catwalk the steel mesh cover sank further with his weight focused on a single point. The water was halfway to his knees
Gotta climb outta here now!
As he went to jump up and get a grip on the catwalk a jolt from below sent him tumbling back down into the cold funky water yet again. She was trying to rip cover down! He was on unsteady footing courtesy of her violent attack on the cover, he stumbled forward towards the edge of the holding tank. There he could stand on the outer edge and climb his way onto a service ladder to get back on the catwalk. Her silhouette shot towards the edge he was moving to.
Did she already read the situation?
She began to pull at the perimeter of the cover and the hinges holding it in place creaked under the abuse. He traversed the mesh cover on all fours and got a look at her up close as she thrashed on the other side.
She was built, fit all over. A good 9ft from tail to crown. A beautiful if deadly creature. Unlike the other two girls in the tanks across the way, she had legs independent of her tail. This was a feature unique to those who were offspring of a human father. Furthermore, the human shark hybrids were renown for an above average intellect as well as the ability to subsist outside water for extended periods. Even then, she was massive compared to her contemporaries which begged the question of what kind of genetic manipulation had been performed that allowed for such a unique physique (normal great whites rarely poked above 7 or 8 feet respectively.)
He didn't waste any time studying her now, he clambered across the perimeter of the tank and reached for the service ladder, all the while with L1-5A's thrashing below him.
almost…
He was hung up!
No-something else!
She'd managed to get her arm through gap in the cover she'd made and attempted to pull in into it by the tail of his lab coat. He held fast to the service ladder and struggled with the soaked coat that clung tightly to him. He fought with the apparel and almost buckled back into the tank once more from her tenacious tugging but his one good hand was locked tight on the ladder. He managed to wriggle free and with a soppy Plap! his labcoat smacked against the cover and obscured the shark lady beneath it. Frantically, he climbed up the ladder, hopped onto the catwalk, swiped his security card and made his way out of the holding area.
TUNGTUNGTUNGTUNGTUNGTUNG
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d52f12 No.400926
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>>400925
***
After action report day-1
Several stitches and a bandaged hand. He got off easy. It was later discovered L1-5A had compromised the feeding cage with some creative tampering. She'd jammed the lowering mechanism using one of her teeth. While the engineers couldn't be sure they think she'd also been attempting to loosen the perimeter cage as well although it could have just been her pulling on the thing in frustration.
clever girl…
The standard protocol given the incident was a complete tank purge. Afterward, she was tranq'd while the remains of his lab coat were removed. The purge was also necessary for sterilization purposes for any biological contamination he'd introduced into the tank. Can't have any of my germs killing their prized specimen can they?
Engineers refitted the tank cover, reinforced it and also remodeled the food cage so it couldn't be tampered with the way she'd done last time.
Wyatt's audio log-
Dr. Marcel, the head of my team gave me a stern talking-to but otherwise, she was pleased that I managed to extricate myself from L1-5A's tank with all my limbs mostly intact. She seemed more concerned with my ability to continue working and processing my daily reports. She explained that I'd be violating my contract if I opted out of any of my…(breaths through teeth) job-related responsibilities and that I would, in turn, be forfeiting a portion of my paycheck in doing so. Real bitch. Luckily I have a microphone headset that will allow for dictation in lieu of my keyboard wizardry I usually engage in. (sigh) Between that and my one good hand, I should be able to make things work until I'm healed up.
These reports aren't going to write themselves. Thanks to L1-5A I'm gonna have to fill out additional shit as well. Fucking incident report. (groans) Between her and Dr. Marcel, I think all the women here are out to get me. And not in a good way.
***
Observation day - 4
TUNG TUNG TUNG
Feeding had went well over the next few days. He'd given the girls some easier to pronounce names to make referring to them less of a phonetic chore. SA-G3 became "Sage", SA-D1 became "Sadi" and L1-5A became Lisa.
Sage's behavior didn't differ at all from any of her feeding sessions. She always circled her tank and immediately swam towards any food that was provided to her. Interaction-wise, she seemed completely disinterested in his presence. Perhaps the enclosure wasn't stimulating and the loneliness had driven her stir crazy? Reading previous reports on her, it doesn't seem the behavior ever deviates from this pattern spanning several months back. He examined her behavior for a while before continuing on to Sadi's tank.
TUNG TUNG TUNG
Sadi was a different story. Unlike the first day where she seemed to be sulking at the bottom of her tank, she now greeted him with rapping at the catwalk, her delicate fingers gripping the mesh cover. She clung from it and stared at him intently. The exchange was rather unsettling with the hungry look in her eyes. He was safe of course, the catwalk was a good 2 feet above the water's surface and she lacked the strength to pull her body weight from the water. Still, they're not supposed to do that. When he caught her clinging he'd kick the mesh protector.
"Get off that!"
She'd slink into the water with a sullen look. She didn't react when food was provided, instead choosing to watch him and follow beneath the catwalk on his way to Lisa's tank. He'd watch as her meat chunk sunk to the bottom of her tank. She had no interest in it and continued to study his routine in silence. Creepy
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d52f12 No.400929
>>400926
TUNG TUNG TUNG
Beep Boop
whirrr
He waited after stepping into the gateway for the door to shut behind him…
''KA-SHUNK"
He waited once more for the other card reader to show it was ready for him.
Beep Boop
whirrr
The door slid and locked automatically behind him as he entered her holding area.
''KA-SHUNK"
She was waiting right beneath the catwalk behind the mesh.
Through gritted his teeth and in a hushed tone he let slip "Hello Lisa" barely loud enough for himself to hear.
Her silhouette disappeared beneath the water's surface as he made his way to her food cage. She behaved but he was still wary. She would constantly test things. Pick at her enclosure. Always busy trying to figure things out. He didn't like it. Given their first encounter, the less of her he saw directly the better. Her presence was terrifying, a living nightmare if there ever was one. Even with the mesh he never felt completely safe in this place. He placed her meat chunk in the food cage and pressed the button activating the lowering mechanism. She didn't need to retrieve it as the bottom of the cage was angled so the chunk would slide out with the water when it was raised.
CLANG!
A loud impact sounded as she slammed against her mesh tank cover. Water sprayed upward and smacked him.
"Bitch!"
Now, with soggy trousers and coat tail he made is way towards the exit. No reason to linger here longer than necessary if she was just going to splash him. She followed underneath him with her belly up to keep her back and tail fin from scraping against the mesh cover. Her abs and tiddies were on display as she glided along. He watched her closely making sure she didn't try anything.
For the first time, she initiated a conversation. Her voice was deep and ominous, not unlike her tank.
"Come swim with me. I won't bite…"
Hardly a believable sentiment, especially with her mocking tone. He'd been briefed that she was capable of speech but she didn't tend to say much. Odds are she ran out of things to investigate in her tank and he was her only outlet. Her only means of escaping this place.
He froze at the inquiry. She had eyes that you could get lost in if you weren't careful. She gave him a toothy grin.
"I saw how you were looking at me…"
She pressed her bosom against the mesh cover and looked up at him longingly. Was she attempting to seduce me?. It wasn't going to work given their history but the display was amusing if nothing else.
[] Talk with Lisa. Pick her mind. Try and figure out what she's trying to figure out.
[] If she wants to bully she can choke on that meat chunk. I have reports to fill out. Ignore the shark lady. "Fuck off, cunt" Spit on her through the mesh for good measure?
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6162d2 No.400935
>>400929
>[] Talk with Lisa. Pick her mind. Try and figure out what she's trying to figure out.
No need to be a dick, let's see what she's thinking.
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8ef866 No.400939
>>400929
Talk with her, routines are made to be broken, might fens of the inevitable boredom of filling out reports a little longer
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c265e9 No.400985
>>400929
Talk to her, the other option seems a bit needlessly cruel
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750620 No.401018
>>400929
>Fuck off cunt
assert your dominance and manhood
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6162d2 No.401019
>>400929
I would be interested in some info about each of the girls. For example: why were the girls created? how Lisa was born? ect.
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cd71f2 No.401027
>>400929
Talk with silly fish. Gotta at least have a working dialogue before we go munching on her sushi roll.
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6c9950 No.401043
>>400929
Talk with her, but remain vigilant.
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5f350e No.402171
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f8350b No.402593
Cute shark girl needs more shark plushies
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b49ff0 No.402608
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7804c6 No.402768
>>366944
would she drag down Scandinavian shotas to a cave and just cuddle with them for days?
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7804c6 No.402769
>>381890
>the mershark was then grounded with no fish for a month, eventually she was forgiven on grounds that she eats like a human being not some special needs kid
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7804c6 No.402770
>>381892
I did not need these feels faggot
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b49ff0 No.402824
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207fa3 No.403113
>>402608
I'm sure that shark will come back for him. Now I want a greentext of a blacktip mershark hunting down anon and even going on land just to reach him
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98ac9e No.403154
>>403113
How about
>regular shark bites man
>fucks off as sharks usually do because humans taste shitty
>shark monsterizes
>remembers man
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207fa3 No.403256
>>403154
I like how you think, anon
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6542ba No.406713
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d7ae7f No.406716
Where do you anons get your shark material from? I know this thread is three years old but I used to love to come here to love on Sharks and read stories.
>>403154
Please God yes
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