/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>362758

You might as well have a magic button that wins the war when it's pressed.

>>362765

I am in no way advocating the grigori line of thinking. However:

>Making MG magic a mary sue "I win" button

>Ever

>>362758

If anything war would be a very rare event or there'll be various waifu wars.

>>362770

I imagine war in a monster girl society would be waged pretty much exactly like it is in Dog Days. Where war is pretty much a competition where no one is meant to be seriously hurt, but it is engaged in for regional groups to compete for land and resources and settle disputes between rulers. Even against non-monster girl states, the emphasis would always be on incapacitation, because men are resources to be required, not destroyed and women need to be 'saved' from their drudgery and mere humans.

>>362765

The MGE already has that, quite frankly.

>>362758

That reminds me has there been any full translations of this?

With how much soldiers rape I imagine the human army would loose whole battalions during what started out as a simple patrolling assignment to helpless civilians.

>>362800

>loose

No anon, monster girls stay tight forever aside from horsepussies.

>implying druella doesn't own factories that manufacture demonic gas to monsterize every living thing in order cities.

>implying her generals aren't the most seasoned vets since her mother took the throne.

>chief god hesitates to make her moves on the demon lord

>important male P.O.W's like admirals are awarded medals/husbands, encouraging mgs to fight harder.

>alps start spawning from the prisoner camps because some of the grunts take too much of a liking to some of their comrade's leadership skills/manliness.

>those order troops that do die in battle are brought back as undead ie: skeletons, zombies, and ochimusha for the undead battalions.

I used to be a paladinfag myself until i realized the situation the order was in.

>>362814

Only the ones in charge. The rank and file are portrayed as good people who fell for the propaganda.

>>362813

>Not seeing all of that as a challenge to overcome

>Not refusing to give up sovereignty to monsters

>Not forming magic XCOM (MonCom?)

>Not desperately fighting back while researching both better equipment and some way to defeat the monsters

>Not seeing the overreliance on dark mana and finding some way to turn that against them

YOU.

LACK.

CONVICTION.

One thing I've always wondered is why every incubus seems to forget all sense of duty and side with the monsters. Dark mana or not, you'd think at least a few of them wouldn't let being an incubus stand in the way of fighting for their homes. The implication is kinda disturbing.

Other than the loyalty of the girls and most of the designs, MGE is kinda shit. Still better than MGQ, though.

>>362831

I would do whatever I could to help monster girls make all humans slaves, as long as they agree to kill all niggers

>>362859

What about squishing Antifa as well after all commies need to die.

>>362860

most males in Antifa are bi so they get the alp, and the 3DPD in Antifa get turned into monsters, so they will be fixed as well

>>362861

>Cute alps in edgy communist black clothes.

>some flat lanky alp threatens you with a bikelock unless you show her your cock.

>expanddong.png

>her eyes widen and breathing accelerates.

<"now play with it."

>lol no

>salamander with a motorcycle helmet snaps a stick over the alp's head

>>362890

They just want to seize the means of reproduction

>>362896

Cummunism Alps vs Ancap Sneks

>>362856

>Implying you wouldn't play the shit out of monstergirl XCOM

>>362905

I hate it when posts get mangled.

>>362856

>Implying you wouldn't play the shit out of monstergirl XCOM

>If only to lose

If it matters, good ends involve not genociding the waifus.

>>362857

>Implying I'd sell out the Trumpenreich of the God Emperor

Monstergirls are more than welcome to help with cancer removal. And also with handholding.

>>362906

>Trumpenreich

Trump is just another tool of the kikes.

>>362767

That's what they basically already are. That's what I was saying

>>362902

all males must be shared with the people comrade.

>>362857

>10/10 monster pussy

>posts cuck hoers

>>362908

it's always kike vs kike, Trump isn't Hitler the left and neo-nazis/feds/KKK wish he is.

>>362918

I said it once i'll say it again. DRUELLA SHOULD HAVE FINISHED THE JOB.

>>362918

Somebody needs to writefag it

>>362918

Anon, Valkyries are natsoc. The fascist monster girl would be a bunch of sticc Italian dryads that transform into a new monstergirl altogether when you tie them up together called a "fasciste".

>>362931

Nah they'll be french and short.

>>362937

No anon, that's the Bonapartism monster girl.

Would a mech exposed to demonic energy turn into a monster similar to a cursed armor or will the mech gain a smaller "extra body" similar to that of a sandworm?

>>362906

>It's the year 20XX

>War rages on between our world and the world of monster girls after portals opened suddenly and without warning

>(((U.N))) fights to (((save our not corrupt world)))

>They also wish to bring (((guidance))) to the monsters

>Radical monster girl factions attack humans due to them running out of men in their world

>Many cannot use reason anymore due to pent up lust overtaking their minds as they had to live on spirit energy substitute

>Many power hungry monsters took this as a chance to become tyrants and take over both worlds

>In this terrible conflict a group rises to secure a future for romance and ''JUSTICE''

>Groups of both human and monster rise together to stand up to tyranny and inJUSTICE

>They are M-COM

>Command elite squads of human and monster

>Use both conventional tactics and tools along with the abilities of monster girls and their magic

>Research new technologies along with the monster girls to gain new weapons and armors from standard crappy militia gear to magic imbued power armor

>Build a ever expanding settlement that eventually becomes a nation

>Defend your new home and loved ones from the (((U.N))) and the tyrants and secure our future together with our waifus

Good ending achieved up finding a way to give monster girls the ability to have sons and by making a stable nation to live in peace but don't forget to beat both the human and monster tyrants

>>362896

I bet they believe in harems until they get left out of actually touching the man.

>>362948

hell they'll be full of alps and bicorns.

>>362952

Why does everyone forget nuarhiyon? They enjoy the thinking woman's fetish just like cuckhorse and alps.

>>362758

Not wanting to tip my fedora, but the introduction of Mamono into society making swords a viable battle option would be great, especially combined with whatever magic etc comes with it. I wanna be able to pull off some anime-tier sword moves.

>>362758

>>363052

How would that be justified, though? Would defensive magic work like a Holtzman shield?

>>363052

Why go for the sword when you just cast “transmutation of lead” into somebody’s head at several hundred meters per second

>>363024

It’s because she’s pretty boring.

>>362915

>not being pro-west

>invoking reddit

I think you're lost. Allow me to direct you to a place full of MGE girls.

>>>/matangopit/

>>362944

Breddy gud. Posting initial MonCom idea (even though it's probably shit) because whythefucknot.

>MGE

>Radical Order faction breaks off after seeing Order ineffectiveness

>Freed from rigidness, tries new things including recruiting non-threatening monstergirls that don't spread dark mana (kobolds, etc.) and experimenting with spirit, elemental, and even tiny amounts of dark mana to create better equipment

>Gets financial support from human nations after some successes in driving off minor incursions, Order pretends it doesn't exist because it gets results

>Monstergirl live captures are preferred because studying them gives insight into how they use mana, opening new avenues of research (and possibly safely recruiting stronger monsters)

>As research improves, effectiveness increases, allowing them to take on more powerful monsters

Endings:

>Despite warnings that it's a terrible idea, MonCom kills the demon lord

>Monstergirls turn back into monsters, killing everything around them, including each other

>World becomes an endless bloodbath

WORST END

>MonCom falls

>Demon lord fails to get monstergirls to make incubi sons

>World dies out

BAD END

>Plot-necessary early-midgame research looks into way to "poison" all dark mana to weaken monsters and level the playing field, but is discarded after finding it'll eventually become lethal, including to MonCom monstergirl recruits

>Order gets their hands on it, refusing or failing to stop them kills all monstergirls

>World depopulated, Order wins, waifus ded

BAD END

(After stopping them, the Order discreetly sends angels/valkyries against MonCom, unwilling to risk direct confrontation)

>MonCom discovers how to undo the creation of a demon realm, attempts to retake a former human nation, kills lilim in battle

>The reversal stuns other lilims, none want to be next in line, no further invasions occur

>MonCom becomes border control, humans are allowed to go to monster nations if they want

NEUTRAL END

>MonCom discovers how to undo the creation of a demon realm, attempts to retake a former human nation, captures lilim

>After study of lilim, MonCom finds a way to take control of the title of Demon Lord, and does it

>With monsters under (mostly) human control, they convince the Order to stand down, and use their hard-won magical knowledge to reduce monstergirl aggression and succeed where the Demon Lord failed, allowing monstergirls to have human sons

GOOD END

>>363100

Someone has been playin' to much of X-COM 2.

>>363102

>rolls eyes

>>363103

*teleports behind you*

>>363100

<not being pro-west

Do you mean pro-white? Calling yourself "pro-west" is a normalfag-friendly euphemism for that sentiment.

>>363105

You wish.

>>363101

Haven't actually gotten around to X-COM 2 yet. Enemy within and Xenonauts were gud, though.

>>363102

You say that like they stand a chance once a better alternative is there.

>>363106

>Commies are anti-west

>Islam is anti-west

>SJWs are anti-west

>Mainstream media is anti-west

>Antifa is anti-west

>Hollywood is anti-west

Whatever these blind hypocrites are against, I'm for, and vice-versa.

That said, it's hard to look into the history books and find a white majority nation that was shitty compared to non-white nations once the renaissance started, doubly so during the industrial era, which is when the west really came into its own.

Heck, I can rant about how colonialism and imperialism were nowhere near as bad as most people make it out to be, among other historical rants, but this is not the place.

Roman history can offer extremely good insights into many subjects because of the nature of the era and because it ran the gamut from republic to decaying empire.

>>363097

M*ges are gay. The way of the sword is the true path.

>>363205

> im going to respect dogfucker wisdom, thats not really wisdom.

At this point you could just praise a "based furry" when he points the obvious.

>>363193

>>363209

>implying truth isn't eternal

>implying being gay was a huge part of greek identity

>implying science and technology are inherently good

Fuck off, Gay Boy Advanced.

>>363210

science is inherently evil, it will be used to purge the weak and old dogfuckers.

get on the winning team you weenie.

>>363209

>obvious

Nigger it took thousands of years for people to conceptualize that the world is made up of tiny particles before its actual discovery and that the sun is bigger than the earth. It’s not quite as obvious as you think. If anything something obvious because greek philosophy has deep roots within western culture. Take Christianity for example: plato was one of a prominent influence on it. Sage for offtopic

>>364047

Agreed, I would post that paladin-chan that says "traitors, swerve" but I don't have it.

>>364047

>Kc

>Grimderp.

>Using the same tired jewishfeminism argument from pozzed sites.

The only thing you would have to worry about is if the females in your family are insecure.

Only the insecure monsterize you faggot.

>>364060

Could the unsecure monsterize too?

I wouldn't mind if my mother monsterizes if it means she wouldn't have to deal with constant migraines anymore.

>>364071

Fuck, meant un-insecure

>>364047

go away mgu

>>364071

no they wont because you have guns.

>>364090

It would've made sense if men were in high demand but according to kc they aren't.

>>364119

It's a fetish book what are you expecting

>>364143

I don't know, something amazing, I guess.

>>364166

Me too, kid

>>364189

>the absolute state of 3DPD

>>362813

Its time for a man to take the reins and safeguard humanity

Its time for a steel surgeon

Its time for a… dictator

>>364555

That's how civil wars and revolutions start. More often then not they start with simple bread riots. If you start drafting married men you'd have a semen riot on your hands in a matter of days.

>>364189

>boy maker

kek'd

>>364639

The Combine as a whole would wreck most organizations and collectives in sci-fi

Combine robo girl when

>>364639

>Their empathy and lust is removed.

They wouldn't even need to do that, natural selection would produce humans who are physically incapable of being attracted to monstergirls that is if this is a universe where monstergirls don't have sons

>>364189

It would be cute to see her as a monster

>>364639

I think introducing these guys is what would cause a state of absolute war if not total war between humans and monsters really.

>>364653

>I don't think evolution would be able to adapt at the same pace as a succubus overlord

Well then humanity would go exinct, and monsters after them

>>364639

In a fantasy setting you could also just create a penisless army à la game of thrones

>>364668

Yes, but as previously explained, an eunuch army would still be susceptible to alping and cutting off human balls would be detrimental to survival. Also, they still have some lust anyway so…

… But then again, if the mage eugenics program was instituted, the completely unmagical men could be castrated and drafted.

>>364651

>natural selection would produce humans who are physically incapable of being attracted to monstergirls

You’re forgetting the fact that the reasons why most order members haven’t joined the enemy is because of a lack of exposure to them. Willpower to resist mamono allure isn’t common and evolution takes a very long time unless you’re an insect or microorganism. It could be a couple hundred, maybe even a thousand years until noticeable results appear and even then it won’t be a complete immunity.

>>364659

I think a lot of this is operating on the assumption that humanity is united against the monsters, which is practically impossible to do even in real life. There would also be the matter of dissidents to consider. Most humans wouldn't like the idea of living in a society of endless total war to begin with.

>>364656

This is exactly why the whole "monsters don't give birth to sons" idea is a bad one obviously they would givebirth to human sons this isn't /chaos/ faggot

>>364674

>Alps are Incubi that, deep within their heart, strongly desired to become a woman or be with a man, and used the demonic energy taken in upon becoming an Incubus, which is normally used to boost their spirit energy generation facility, to instead destroy it.

I don't see how that would apply to an army of unsullied who have been castrated at the age of five and are trained to be utterly devoid of emotions or personal desires.

>>364696

Okay fine, but can we at least drop you off in the middle of a major mamono population center?

>>364697

It's an interesting thing to to ponder considering the problems the Order is facing…

… Also some of us like monster girls without wanting to dick them. Just like how a Space Marine tabletop player likes Chaos Space marines and their players: they're fun to oppose.

>>364698

I believe they're attempting to satirize me and other opponents of mamono. If not, their positions are far too blood thirsty.

>>364698

No argument save for posting a picture of üntermensch? Into the cringe folder it goes, loser!

>>364695

Yeah your definition of alping makes sense I was just going by KC canon. But now that I read a little more about that it seems really fucking shit.

>Alps are Incubi

>An incubus is a human man that kept receiving Demonic mana.

>changes […] appear bit by bit each time he has sex with a monster

>Human men transform into an incubus by having sex with monsters, and having Demonic mana poured inside of them

>it's more difficult for Demonic mana to take hold, and they do not change into an incubus just from having sex once

>the majority of monsters must just rely on lots and lots and lots of sex [for their partners to incubize]

So according to KC it is very unlikely for a man to just spontaneously incubize and you need to be an Incubus to alp. And incubization normally happens through tons of sex with a monstergirl…

Alping in the KC universe is not only really fucking gay but also the ultimate NTR. Nice.

>>364701

Alps are truly the worst MGs.

>>364699

>…

Kill yourself.

>Implying bloodthirst isn't the most natural thing for humans

We evolved through constant war and bloodshed. Society is based on bloodshed and might makes right. It's perfectly fine to be bloodthirst.

>>364705

Killing anyone and everything is detrimental to survival. Killing traitor humans, fine, but not all humans… Also the ellipsis is a perfectly acceptable writing artifact.

Come on anons, lets get back to warfare discussion.

>>364713

t.14-year-old angry about being made to do chores when he wants to play Call of Duty.

>>364722

If you so fervently believe we should all be out there killing everything we see, then why don't you get out there and start killing instead of wasting your time shitposting on some lonely Internet hole?

>>364728

I agree, their mary sueness needs to be cut down a little bit. What better way to do that than increasing the strength of the humans, so relatively they seem weaker and less mary sue?

Perhaps a way to motivate the humans into becoming stronger would be to perhaps give them an existential crisis such as a bunch of rape monsters slowly making humans extinct and making said humans LIKE being made extinct.

Can we stop giving the ID hopper (You)s?

>>364749

I think he's a butthurt furfag. I have no proof to substansiate this claim, but furfags and commiefags and sometimes shitposters from other boards are the only ones that openly hates /monster/.

>>364728

>>364731

Why do you want monster girls to be sluts like your mothers? Why are you so deluded to think most men would do nearly everything for access to a beautiful faithful woman?

>>364789

They're not saying that they are saying the monster girls side is way too Mary sue

>>364793

> cairing about that soyshit.

You niggers don't know anything about how women work. All of this doesn't matter if you are the man in the relationship. The only people scared about the sueness are ones who fear women. Get over it.

>>364800

>living tank

>tankgirl only lets her owner inside her crew compartment

>materialises while her owner sits inside her turret and sucks his dick while he operates her controls

>>364728

>And they already are marry sues because "one can not resist" them

When will it ever end? The wandering scholar is not a reliable narrator because of his use of hyperbole.

>>364800

Yandere surveillance drone following you around everywhere dropping hot loads on every female you talk to.

>>364800

Picture Strike Witches, Upotte, and Kancolle happening all at once.

Imagine everyones' gun collections turning into girls. >tfw ara ara k98 in my collection

>>364687

>I have no fucking clue when this hating, "MGU," meme started. Did /monster/ recently take on refugees or new friends from some where?

confirmed for newfaggot

any particular reason you have a fascination for killing cute girls?

>>364800

>>364807

>sandworm but military vehicles

I wish to dive with submarine-chan

>>364800

Alpification phone chain letters as well as monsterization in general

>>364813

>tfw you will never get to bully brit ship girls with U-boat-chan

Then again, the bris bully themselves hard enough.

>>364687

>wanting to kill monstergirls.

You do know mgu was full of furfag cumpeople filled with gays. They're not a part of anyone. and jekkers is a retard for linking them to his wiki. But nowadays the mge wiki is full of trapboy shit so im not surprised the homosexuals in mgu managed to get their way on that site.

>>364555

>>364560

>Monstergirls are extraordinary bonded to their husbands and families. Waifus and daughterus are such beacons of joy and happiness, one cannot dream of leaving them

>But war has other plans

>Draft notices come in the mail

>A Dark Elf returns home from a busy day at work

>Her husband was waiting for her, sitting on the steps

>Puzzled, she inquires

>He shows her the letter, addressed to their human son

>Her purse falls right out of her hand

>Never before has she felt so powerless to protect her son

>A young man and his newly wed Kikimora wife are working together to cook wonderful sunday brunch

>There's a lot to prepare, as the Kiki is eating for two now

>Mail through the door slot

>The Kiki rushes to get it, playfully racing against her husband to see who could fetch it first

>She wins, and buzzing through the ads and spam, notices a very formal letter addressed to him

>She had no clue what it was

>And neither did he

>A Lizardgirl mother is vacuuming the house, Husband is at work

>Her son comes home from high school, summer vacation is around the corner

>As is the family vacation

>But her son reveals that there was a drawing of numbers at school today

>His was picked. He ships out right after graduation, two weeks from now

>Tears form in her eyes. Her son will be a warrior

>She's hardly been so proud

>Or so scared

>A man comes home from work

>Comes in to a greeting swarm of his daughter arachnes. All 10 of them.

>His wife wades through the daughters to kiss him welcome, and let him know he's back just in time for dinner

>He gives her a kiss back, and all his kids a bear hug back

>All rush to the table, and join in prayer

>It's a longer prayer than normal

>Anything to avoid having to fess up the draft letter, stuffed in his back pocket

Despair

>>364856

>>364858

Don't do this to me.

>>364812

>tfw literal mgs turn into mgs.

How would that even work? Are they just girls carrying the gun they represent?

>>364865

>How would that even work? Are they just girls carrying the gun they represent?

>>364858

With this greentext this song comes to mind

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mwu8vP-or5I

>>364865

>>364858

>>364942

>>364856

Wouldn't the problem be somewhat fixed by having a lich or two per platoon?

All you'd have to do is notify the family before shipping off that said husband or son may come back undead.

>>364948

There are some problems with that

>The resurrected are moaning, groaning zombies that the wife will have to clean, feed and look after for the rest of her life. He will likely recognize the wife and children, but will never be able to communicate with them ever again

I personally know a guy who ate a landmine during the 1st Gulf War. He's a motorized, wheel-chair rocking guy who can hardly function at all, let alone on his own. His wife (bless her soul) is his permanent caregiver, changing his diapers, bathing him, feeding him like you would a baby. You can tell from the tired look in her eyes, its a incomprehensibly difficult experience.

>Bodies can be maimed/blasted apart beyond recognition/repair. There was a scandal during the Vietnam war, some soldiers were killed in such disfiguring ways, that to prepare a coffin for the families, the mortuary affairs folks would stuff rocks in the coffins to give it the weight of a full body. Would you even authorize a resurrection at that point?

>>364866

What if you called a thicc mg08 old?

>>364948

Doesn't everyone that gets resurrected by a lich turn into a monstergirl? That's got to be an awkward conversation for the notifying officer. Good news your husband is still somewhat alive bad news he married a dude named Larry.

>>365017

Monsterization reflection the most pleasing thing ever

>>365017

>To the MGE's target audience (overworked, borderline-suicidal Japanese salarymen)

Why do people keep saying this? MGE stuff gets sold at Comiket, does that mean everyone who buys stuff there is a salaryman or that everything that's sold there is trying to appeal to them? Of course it doesn't.

>>365017

> MGE's target audience (overworked, borderline-suicidal Japanese salarymen) the Order is a stand-in for the repressive culture that keeps them down

Sounds like leftist propganda

>>365047

>repressive culture that keeps them down

You're saying this doesn't sound like leftist propaganda?

>>365048

Anon it's common knowledge that Japanese society is collectivist as fuck.

>>365048

please go outside some more. Japan has serious problems due to the asian baseline of buglike culture. There is a world beyond your bubble and within the internethugboxes exist people who make words have less meaning. You got to shake off the electronic jew in order to make sense of the world on your own terms.

>>364967

Can I get context on this picture? Love me some lich. On subject of the thread, they could just spread their influence into the jet streams of the sky and sea streams to really hit us. I'd imagine it'd be a slow, but sure way to do about it.

>>365075

Correcting degenerate distortions in otherwise sound ideas is in the interests of us all. If the anon you’re addressing gives personal attention to it, that’s a good thing and a healthy sign.

>>365028

>Life sucks so much that all we have is fantasy

>Even if that fantasy ends in human extinction

>It beats our current existence

It's easy to see Jap culture was and is shit, but their low birthrates make a bit more sense now.

Makes for good evidence that humans can't live like an ant colony, people just don't respond well to being drones.

>>365017

I'll grant you that but you've got to admit that it's easy to root for the Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain when the hero is mary sue-ish, kinda like how it's easy to enjoy seeing oh-so-perfect elves get taken down a peg

>>364697

>>364813

Kill? Subjugation is infinitely preferable, MGE or not. If humans gain dominance and monstergirls are forced to submit, intermingling can occur benefiting both, while any threats to human survival can be managed.

A dream I had recently gave me an idea for a 'magic bomb' that uses a monster's energy to create an explosion. If used on a lilim it would practically be a mini-nuke which had previously happened before the dream started, 'used on' being the key words here. I'll bump the dream thread if there's any interest in the rest.

>>365178

Before anyone goes

>implications doesn't equal proof

It's worth bearing in mind that the MGE world is consistently treated as being in a state of transition from one of near constant warfare and slaughter to one of (relatively) peaceful coexistence. Monsters birthing human sons is never considered to be an impossibility, just something that's a bit further down the line. Humans and monsters aren't in a state of all-out war either, even after a thousand years.

Also, friendly reminder that HFY is a disease that needs to be treated lest one ends up being a terminal case like that spammer from the other day.

>>365188

HFY is like an opioid. It nulls the pain of the constant influx of media which pains humans as weak and frail, or evil creatures. A movie like Independence Day that shows humans as the overwhelmed underdog for say and Avatar showing humans as the evil baby killing greedy monsters. HFY is a counter to this kind of media as showing humans being not weak, nor evil and to take pride in being human. But like an opioid can be used as morphine to treat pain it can also become heroin and ultimately become addictive and destructive to the body. It being employed against MGE for instance when the themes of MGE are just fetish material and trying to turn a grimdark world of constant warfare death and suffering into a noble bright one.

>>364701

dark matter causes alping retard. not everything has to be sexual contact. Read the source material instead of being a faggot.

>>365215

If you live in a literal bubble.

Originally HFY was good. The first few threads on half/tg/ ages ago were partially a reaction to humans commonly being diplomats in sci-fi, and focused more on what would make humans terrifying or powerful in the eyes of aliens instead. And there was quality writefaggotry. Slowly though, it got worse and worse, becoming more and more "humanz win bcuz human", though there were still occasional gems. Then the worst happened. Reddit got its hands on it. Hard to see it recovering from such desecration. Shame really.

Won't stop me from wargaming how humanity can win regardless of the enemy or threat.

Sage for offtopic.

>>365268

I remember some of the fun ones being mundane cultural differences making humanity seem impressive or just downright crazy.

One was how some guy was considered terrifying and overpowered because he liked really spicy stuff and tried to bring a bottle of hot sauce with him. Got caught up in some security trouble on a station because he was carrying a potent chemical weapon: capsaicin, the stuff that makes hot sauce spicy. Naturally, the ayys were shocked at hearing that the crazy bastard actually ate the stuff.

Another was about some humans and their desire to dick almost anything. Not even just only for copulation, but just for the sheer fun of it. There was even one about some guy finsing out that the particular species of alien chick he was banging apparently had semen act as a drug and she quickly got literally addicted to his cum.

Basically, the best ones are anything that shows humanity as a bunch of sex-obsessed hicks who do stupid shit for fun, apply brute force solutions when nothing else works or is available duct tape and wd40 fixes most things, and are complete bros if you do right by them.

In short, I want more HFY where humans are essentially space hillbillies.

>>365275

Hell, thoght of a fun little example.

>Picture some guy who decides to drink some everclear straight with no chaser.

>We'd probably laugh and go "lol, you madman".

>Guy drinks it then later is not feeling all too great for a bit.

>We laugh, go "you madman, you actually did it", and offer him help.

>He's all "yeah i'm fine, bro." and walks it off.

>We all have laughs.

>Now imagine there's some alien that joined in this group whose race powers their ship engines with ethanol.

>The ayy sees some crazy guy drink fucking rocket fuel while everyone is cheering him on or laughig.

>Ayy panics and wants to call medical personel when crazy guy is clearly showing poisoning from drinking rocket fuel.

>Ayy is confused at how everyone is laughing at a medical emergency.

>Ayy then becomes shocked at how the crazy guy says he's ok and walks it off like no big deal.

>Ayy eventually comes back to his regular ayy buddies and tells them that there are humans who drink rocket fuel for fun and laugh about it.

>Some call bullshit, others spread the story.

>Miscommunications happen and humanity is now pictured as rocket fuel drinking crazies.

>>365268

The name of it escapes me, but there was a novel or something out there where there was a bunch of alien races, and humanity. Each race, like most sci-fi games have certain specialties: Science, military, etc.

Humanity's specialty was Luck

We were the superstitious, backward, religious faction compared to all the other super-advanced micro-managed alien civilizations out there. Yet some how, some how, we'd succeed where others failed. our crews would survive the dangers of the Space environment more often then others would in our circumstances. The whole situation made aliens very uncomfortable.

>>365339

>luck

Lame. The best one I recall is humans are scary because of the high gravity on our planet and adrenaline. The aliens were utterly baffled and dismayed that humans were basically just drugged out coke fiends that in an instant could react to situations by running away or going full chimp and ripping/tearing.

>>365342

Connection to The Heavenly Powers is not lame at all

>>365342

luck is not lame, luck is cool, it shows a tie to the divine or atleast some ork like effect with chance.

>>365350

>The size of this one's hubris

God has lessons for all of us to learn

>>364731

[Spoiler]undertale[/spoiler] suggested that magic was a much weaker material due to it being much more volatile. We could use that.

Realistically, mgs would just take the men as spoils of war. As in, just barge into a conquered territories' home and snatch men from their loved ones.

>muh mgs are good gurls dey dindu nuffin.

Let's be real here. If they lust that bad they will most likely husband him but take him away from whoever he knew. Even more if he was a self subsistent and not a fag that leeches off his waifu. This could make women more prone to serving in their nation's army/navy to: get their men back, revenge, make up for their flaws.

>>365426

>This could make women more prone to serving in their nation's army/navy to: get their men back, revenge, make up for their flaws.

Nah, women are usually a lot more cucked than that.

>>365426

wouldn't really matter

monster girls could offer a better life in their society then any primitive society could offer, it would be odd due the fact that men were just killed when their society were conquered throughout all of human existence, but most men would be able to acclimate, as for modem society, it is very gynocentric, making most men would be go with monster girls and be happy with it

>This could make women more prone to serving in their nation's army/navy to

no, 3DPD didn't evolve to do that, so they wouldn't make effective solders

>>365426

You aren't very familiar with fact that women go after men who are wanted by other women, are you? The only way that would ever happen is if the existence of mgs drastically alters female biology.

>>365426

Human woman are too weak to practically fight in wars, especially if this is pre-guns. The best they could do is use crossbows

>>365426

Monster girls aren't homewreckers.

>>365427

>>This could make women more prone to serving in their nation's army/navy to: get their men back, revenge, make up for their flaws.

>

This is what nu-males actually believe.

True. Women would only ever do something for their own sons or the top 20% looking males.

>>365472

I seriously wonder what a nation of 3DPD women only would do at such a crisis

>>365689

>nation of 3DPD

everyone would be poor, hungry, and sick in that place

>>365695

It would be like that Bear Grylls island survival men vs women

>nobody has mentioned how glorious the battle between 3DPD and mgs would be.

Witnessing whamen get overpowered would be the best actually.

You all are missing the big picture.

>Modern day MGE setting

>Alien invasion

>All nations work together to fight off alien menace

>Monster waifus go to war to protect husbandos

>Monster daughterus go to war to protect future husbandos

>Men are sidelined to auxiliary/home guard units due to lack of numbers and general weakness compared to even the most mild monster girls

>Role reversal of idealized 'Soldier with girl back home' trope ensues

>Mamono can channel pent up sexual urges into added violance and aggression against aliens

>Half of military has to take maternity leave each R&R/shore leave

>Doesn't matter anyway, mamono are comically OP compared to aliens

>Mamono had restrictions/inability/unwillingness to hurt humans

>No such complications with hurting aliens

>Hellhound Marines can torch entire alien cities with literal hellfire

>Yuki-Onna and Ice Queens in strategic air command drop entire ecospheres to near zero degrees Kelvin

>Raiju sniper teams

>Onis and Ogres solo enemy mecha

>Dragons…

>Alien invasion repelled in one week

>Quarter of alien worlds fallen in another week

>Alien Empire sues for peace

>Accepts terms of unconditional surrender

>Finally enough cheap real estate available to build house large enough to comfortably fit your mamono harem and holstaur farm you always wanted

>>365378

Lovecraft never to my knowledge mentions how strong Shogs are. Only account I've read of somebody trying to fight them besides the one you mention was them no-selling AT weapons in a Cold War althist during the Russian invasion of Afghanistan.

>>364653

>Make them inhuman enough, say War of the Worlds style walkers, they'd be pretty hard to monsterize.

That'd just result in a bunch of robot monstergirls.

>>364653

The problem is that the combine has psionic powers along with millions and millions of worlds along with it. Hell, the anti-sex field is said to be psionic in nature. The problem is that the combine at one point may had to deal with monsterization/warp bullshit and would actually know how to deal with monsterization bs. Most likely by cycling units in and out of the area, like how nuclear power plants run their staff along side installing explosive devices that can be remote triggered if said combine soldier turns into a monster girl. Not to mention they could cut off the creation of more mana by fucking with the sex drive of the monster girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItCSCrOC-Ec

>>369892

Giant cyborgs with 3 Y chromosomes and no X chromosomes, the sex drive is removed but so is anything that would allow for homosexuality and thus they cannot alp