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d2561a (1) No.327842>>327880 >>327905 >>328063 >>328181 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

So you've attracted the attention of a vampire,she takes a nibble but the blood don't stop flowing.

You're on blood thinners. What happens next?

dd2784 (1) No.327849

Turns out I was her first bleeding too. She was panicking and started crying something about killing her husband. All I did was take a napkin from my pocket to staunch the bleeding while I called an ambulance. Turns out having what was effectively a double dose of blood thinners was quite dangerous.


f13672 (1) No.327878

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She doesn't understand what slowly transpires, as I grasp her roughly about the shoulders and proceed to bind the wound with her corporeal essence to the twist and crack of her deathless articulations gnarled in a Silent Hill facsimile of cursed life.

The noises she produces during this lengthy process are difficult to describe or reproduce. I unlatch her two primary digits from their moorings and fix them within my ears. It's still pretty loud.

She unsteadies me slightly, for it was impossible to bind her in balanced manner about the slight wound.

I walk to my neighbor's house and begin to explain the disparity of self and soul. She died seven years ago. Who was I talking to?


07c151 (1) No.327880>>327881

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>>327842 (OP)

Punch her stupid vampire face until she loses consciousness and then call a ambulance.

Fucking vampires man, assholes the lot of them.


7ab8a7 (1) No.327881

>>327880

how would you punch anything if you're a genetic piece of trash who needs blood thinners


f9b117 (1) No.327905

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>>327842 (OP)

Use the opportunity to score the first kill on my wooden sparring sword.


79b748 (1) No.327997

Apologize for the weak meal and offer to make it up to her with something a little thicker.

Then I give her my number and tell her to call me in a few days when the thinners wear off


1901b0 (1) No.328063

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>>327842 (OP)

>What happens next?

You painfully awake the next morning with two corks sticking from your neck.

On your nightstand lays a letter from the countess, telling you to be thankful to her for saving your lowly life, to don't take drugs in the future and that you have to repay her for the two ancient wine bottles she had to open to save your life.


cf603b (1) No.328180

Bandage+apply pressure, attempt to relax and lower the heart rate, explain to the unfortunate vampire what's going on (and why the blood thinners are in my system in the first place if we're close enough that I feel comfortable sharing), and seek professional medical attention if needed.


ea3552 (1) No.328181>>333236

>>327842 (OP)

>vampire girl bites neck because she's hungry and horny as fuck

>doesn't know anon is on blood thinners

>the taste seems a bit different, but it's still delicious as fuck

>she pulls away, but the blood keeps flowin

>you panic

>she panics

>she sinks her fangs back into the holes to stop the blood flow

>the delicious taste of your blood once again tickles her tastebuds

>she can't help but start sucking again

>you try to bat her away, but it's no use

>you lose consciousness as she sucks more blood, eventually stopping as to not kill you

>she attempts to call an ambulance with her fangs still in your neck

>all that comes out is a garbled mess that the 911 operator cannot understand

>medics arrive and you receive proper medical care and a blood transfusion

>being the greedy girl she is, she asks if she could sneak a pack of blood at the hospital

>vampire girl gets off scot-free despite almost killing you; her family is nobility

>she visits you everyday that you're recovering in the hospital, constantly apologizing

>you slowly develop feelings for one another, and eventually become a couple


00d4df (1) No.333236

>>328181

>>being the greedy girl she is, she asks if she could sneak a pack of blood at the hospital

>asking for another man's blood

what a slut




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