[–]▶ 36c749 (2) No.310714>>310731 >>311295 >>314297 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Last bread >>305418
/monster/ NEWS
>MGE Volume 2 will be released within a months time
>Together with a UID spike of 30+, board quality noticeably decreased over the last 2-3 days. Feel free to bully newfags
8ch NEWS
>It is still summer and board quality is in site-wise stagnation
>Through a non-hostile takeover, Tewifag has taken control of /loli/, vowing to bring order and ban pedos
>A few Worst Koreans have set up a board to have a place where they can escape Government surveillance
World NEWS
>The religion of peace struck in Spain, Finland and Russia. (((EU))) is busy as always to remind everyone that Islam is a religion of peace
>US killed a few women and children possibly armed and dangerous suspects in Al-Rakka via airstrikes
▶ 54fa69 (6) No.310726>>310751
>>A few Worst Koreans have set up a board to have a place where they can escape Government surveillance
What board, specifically?
▶ bbb23e (1) No.310730>>310752
you forgot that 8chan now has an overboard feature
https://nerv.8ch.net/
▶ c4f9a3 (1) No.310731>>310734 >>310747
>>310714 (OP)
>>Through a non-hostile takeover, Tewifag has taken control of /loli/, vowing to bring order and ban pedos
Pedos were pissed when Tewi banned 3DCG that tries to look overly realistic and uncanny valley. The Pedos were trying to claim that lolicon and pedophilia is the same thing, but then Tewi put his foot down. There is also a /co/ntainment thread for the bad CalArts Western shit. After the shit eaters complained to Tewi to not delete old threads, he responded that he don't delete old cartoon threads and let them get slid off the board, all future cartoon posts will be in the designated cycle thread. So far, we just need anons to anime post and start up threads there. Tewi plans to slowly faze out the old userbase for a more favorable one.
▶ 53e0e4 (5) No.310734>>310747
>>310731
It helps that >>>/delicious/ was made at the same time for western lovers to migrate to.
▶ 8d7035 (1) No.310747
>>310731
>>310734
When /loli/ began, many interested anons left because previous BO allowed and encouraged all that shit quality to happen and refused to do anything about it. Hopefully Tewi will revive the board. We just need to encourage a decent amount of anons to post there and start anime-style loli threads and push old cartoon threads off the board leaving only the /co/ntainment thread.
▶ ca6081 (1) No.310751
>>310726
>>>/sonyeon/196
OP made a mistake, its a Yaoi board, not a political one.
▶ f5f02e (3) No.310752
>>310730
I guess that's behind the recent dip in quality on small boards, can we opt out of this?
▶ 98636d (1) No.310755>>310757
As much as I enjoy the danuki == jewess meme, I think it might be even more fitting if instead of danukis it was harpies.
▶ f5f02e (3) No.310757>>310760
▶ 54fa69 (6) No.310760
>>310757
Maybe it's only because harpies like shiny things.
▶ 6918fd (1) No.310764
>>310759
Not like the cuck was going to breed anyway, but that was still satisfying to watch.
▶ 1a8ee1 (3) No.310791>>310823
In the event of newkiddos fighting back against being told to stop being newkiddos, how far should one bully until it is detrimental to the thread?
▶ 13e580 (2) No.310823
>>310791
Until they kill themselves.
But really beat them into submission
▶ 9ca702 (1) No.310828>>310878
>>310759
Left nut? These pussies have no sack to be hit in.
▶ ef7001 (2) No.310838>>310840 >>310841 >>310842 >>310848
So, I'm not sure what to make of this, but Monster Energy put out a new flavor. It's called Mango Loco.
▶ f5f02e (3) No.310840>>310843
▶ ba718b (2) No.310841>>310843
>>310838
Is that why I woke up with an energy drink in my bed Tuesday morning?
▶ 1f265d (10) No.310842>>310843
>>310838
Kek is officially fucking with us. That seems like something that frog would do.
▶ ef7001 (2) No.310843>>310857 >>310875 >>310876 >>310878 >>310889 >>310938
>>310840
>>310841
>>310842
Check out the logo at the bottom. Kek's definitely fucking with us.
▶ 4d0ae5 (4) No.310848
>>310838
>tfw the gets were true
<just not in the way we were expecting
momma meyya thats a spicy meme
▶ 36c749 (2) No.310856>>310859 >>310872 >>310888 >>310891
How does waifuing a Kitsune correlate to being autistic?
Pretty much every Fluffy Tail thread we had this year contained atleast 1 big and some smaller spergouts and it attracts cancerous faggots in the western fandom like flies, not even the generic catgirls are that bad. They're getting close to being the Sonic of monstergirls.
▶ 1f265d (10) No.310857
>>310843
>the dia de los muertos imagery
It would seem Halloween will indeed be a magical time this year.
▶ 1f265d (10) No.310859>>310912
>>310856
That's a common symptom of having a shit waifu :^)
▶ bbe863 (1) No.310872
>>310856
Fuck you leatherman.
▶ 835a18 (1) No.310875>>310876
>>310843
Anon, they're exclusive to 711. Notice the 11 in the name. Ammit or Kek has got to be screwing with us.
▶ 6964ec (1) No.310876
>>310843
>>310875
The monster logo also looks like "111"
▶ d77448 (1) No.310878
>>310828
So bonus points then?
>>310843
I definitely gotta look for that now.
▶ f949a3 (1) No.310888>>310891
>>310856
That's too bad, considering that they're a top tier monstergirl.
▶ bbd145 (1) No.310889
>>310843
Anon that is just a variation of the "Sacred Heart of Jesus", as catholic christian symbols are commonly used in these day of the dead art styles.
▶ 9a4da7 (3) No.310891>>310960
>>310856
>>310888
you get autistic raiders from other boards and /trash/, just report them.
▶ 99de74 (1) No.310903>>310910
>>310759
Don't joke about something like this please.
▶ 53e0e4 (5) No.310910>>310960
>>310903
Everything written about him having one nut, syphilis, drug addiction, etc. is probably post-mortem slander cooked up by kikes to make him look as bad as possible.
▶ 13e580 (2) No.310912
>>310859
ACKSHULALLY it's a prduict of huffing fluffy too much
▶ 54fa69 (6) No.310913>>310966
We're back in 11th once more.
▶ 352757 (1) No.310938
>>310843
I just got a can. It's pretty good.
▶ ed3ae2 (1) No.310960>>310982
>>310910
What do you mean "probably"? It's almost funny how blatant the slander is.
The only believable one is the meth addiction, considering how poorly understood the drug was and his own attitude towards it.
>>310891
/trash/?
▶ 134a78 (1) No.310966
>>310913
the way it's ment to be
▶ ace35a (1) No.310978>>310981
Well, the new demon app has been released from the guy that did the demon and automaton audios.
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ205326.html
It's a skinship game, so enjoy ur headpats
▶ 91d1f8 (5) No.310981
>>310978
>skinship with best girl
wonderful
▶ 90b4f4 (5) No.310982>>310989 >>310999 >>311000 >>311006
>>310960
The hidden board on cuckchan where the "trash" of the other boards go. It's essentially become furry central, but on a non-furry thread in it called erp, they got on the topic of monstergirls and somebody dumped images of the Ideal monster gf pics on the thread. Somebody traced the images back to here and yeah.
Also on that same erp thread, there is somebody who is role playing as knucklehead from shark friend, before all the drama even stirred up.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/knucklehead/
▶ 793efb (1) No.310989
>>310982
Huh. I remember seeing a sudden influx of posts in that thread in particular where people were forgetting to sage. Figured it had gotten posted somewhere else, but didn't expect it to be an ERP thread.
▶ 4d0ae5 (4) No.310999
>>310982
i wish waifu would update her cyoa
i want to know what happans awith gpat girl and shark girl
▶ 4d0ae5 (4) No.311000
>>310982
>that link
by Ammits maw!!
how orrible
▶ c49fef (4) No.311001>>311002
Why does the rules sticky still have a picture from a hentai that has a furry/monster boy in it?
▶ 8e9e15 (5) No.311002>>311045 >>311060 >>311064
>>311001
IIRC it's something like
>someone posts pic
>aux likes it, so he uses the pic for the sticky
>someone finds the doujinshi
>people are used to the pic and don't care since the furry doesn't appear in the crop, so aux just leaves it
▶ 1f265d (10) No.311006
>>310982
Absolutely disgusting
▶ 1f265d (10) No.311010>>311011
>>311009
Any victory or success these SJWs and communists may have is a bad thing I agree. But I a, curious as to what that video is about exactly?
▶ 0409ce (7) No.311011>>311012 >>311013 >>311019
>>311010
See for yourself.
▶ 4d0ae5 (4) No.311012
>>311011
wtf i love japan now
▶ 8e9e15 (5) No.311013
>>311011
>japan being japan
Literally nothing wrong with that ad.
▶ 09e5f5 (1) No.311019>>311020
>>311011 (Checked)
>The sheila asking 'Kimochi desu-ka' all the time
Isn't 'Kimochi' the kind of 'good/comfy feeling' term used exclusively mid-fuck though? I know when I was in nipville I got told to never use it in polite conversation.
▶ 8e9e15 (5) No.311020
>>311019
It means "feels good", so it could be used pretty much anywhere. The reason why you shouldn't use it in polite conversation is because it's a really casual term and nips are a pain in the ass with their formalities.
Using kimochii in polite conversation would be like blurting out "yeah, that's real fucking neat." when talking to your boss in the first day of work.
▶ ac82cb (2) No.311022>>311061
>>>/delete/329
>>>/delete/325
They're scared. both were denied
▶ 54fa69 (6) No.311045>>311060
>>311002
The snout actually does visibly show in part of the crop though.
▶ 4fe489 (1) No.311060>>311063
>>311002
>>311045
The snout does appear in cut-out panel (not sure if that's what it's called) but it isn't glaringly obvious.
IIRC main reason the picture hasn't been changed was the fact that they want to keep the rules post as the number one post of this board (due to some reason, the text can be edited but the picture can't be changed.)
▶ 0b430a (1) No.311061>>311063 >>311090
>>311022
>killed a protesters
>a protesters
>not knowing proper fucking english
▶ 728171 (1) No.311063>>311090
>>311060
It would look gay if we lost the rules thread picture, and deleting >>1 would be like deleting your grandmother.
>>311061
>expecting antifa to word goodly
wow fashist scum much?
▶ 0c3fec (1) No.311064
>>311002
That was our original BO. He was named dusky and loved sheepfus.
▶ 28c25e (1) No.311075>>311076 >>311083 >>311170
Well, whatever the eclipse team did appears to be working.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin
▶ ac82cb (2) No.311076
▶ 1f265d (10) No.311083>>311087
>>311075
Is that the African section of the BBC?
▶ 7835eb (3) No.311087
▶ 8a95fc (2) No.311090
>>311061
>>311063
sometimes it feels like many of them suffers dysphasia.
▶ 91d1f8 (5) No.311155>>311169
>>310759
AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT GETS FUCKING BETTER
▶ ba357b (2) No.311169
>>311155
>Man even less tough since being gassed
▶ 7cc1a6 (2) No.311170>>311210 >>311273 >>311274
>>311075
Niggerspeak truly is magical.
▶ 4305b0 (1) No.311206>>311215 >>311227 >>311279
Is it kosher to bump months-old threads if your post is completely on topic, e.g. replying to an OP prompt?
▶ c5cf5c (1) No.311215
>>311206
If I understood correctly, necroposting is problem when you post in thread that has already served it's purpose, which is rather rare in /monster/ I guess. In any case, it's better than making new thread, I guess.
▶ 2b8e5b (1) No.311227
>>311206
It's completely fine so long as it's not shitposting or a CYOA thread (if you sage then it's ok).
▶ 8e9e15 (5) No.311278>>311292
>>311273
I think I just made a poem in nigger.
▶ 0409ce (7) No.311279
>>311206
As long as you bring content to the thread.
▶ 1f265d (10) No.311292
>>311278
Truly it is a poetic language
▶ 0409ce (7) No.311295>>311302
>>310714 (OP)
>>>/pol/10497209
So, looks like anonymous image boards maybe next.
▶ 1a8ee1 (3) No.311298>>311321
Why don't CYOA threads just use poal.me as a much simpler way to decide the action or choice?
>easily visible stats
>anons can add own suggestions
>much less likely to require multiple threads in the catalog
▶ 1f265d (10) No.311302
>>311295
We'll I guess save as much as you can save to hard drives and hope that when this is over someone will bring an imageboard back online. At the very worst we can recognize each other by Reitia's key and the heart and feather sigil.
▶ 883089 (5) No.311321
>>311298
Isn't it because those sorts of polls are easily rigged?
▶ 72df51 (2) No.311334>>311341
If we get shut down on the clearnet only, do we stay and use TOR or head to the bunker?
▶ 1a8ee1 (3) No.311340
http://tsugimanga.jp/result/2017/web/
>shitty manga about a mudslime is number 4
I fear for the future of japan
▶ 043a3e (1) No.311341>>311351
>>311334
Regroup on steam, go elsewhere from there.
▶ e6fb59 (4) No.311351>>311793
>>311341
Is there no other option than steam?
▶ ba357b (2) No.311362>>311364 >>311365 >>311368 >>311375 >>311416
Alright, of the 4 8chan hunger games there have been so far furry boards have won two. We have to stop this ASAP. What monster girl is better equipped at killing furries?
▶ 0409ce (7) No.311364>>311367
>>311362
The machine that likes to shoot furry creatures.
▶ 631f0a (4) No.311365
>>311362
Best girl of course.
REMOVE FUR
▶ 66ce3d (1) No.311368>>311370
>>311362
You boys are taking a random survival simulator too seriously. Besides I doubt having /monster/ advertised at the top of every board will improve our quality here.
▶ 8d947e (1) No.311370
>>311368
Even /leftyweebpol/ or /gts/ would have been better outcomes than these gay ass niggers. To be honest.
▶ e6fb59 (4) No.311375>>311376
>>311362
>What monster girl is better equipped at killing furries?
Fire elemental.
▶ e6fb59 (4) No.311384
What happened to the Reitia Sigil flag? It's 404ing.
▶ 19a995 (2) No.311387>>311395
Anyone got a link to that one manga with the succubus trying to get with the dude, and fails because he says no?
▶ 19a995 (2) No.311397
>>311395
It's not the robot one, that's all I can really remember.
What I do know is that it was posted in some thread a while back, and combing through all of them to only find out that it was archived isn't worth it.
▶ 724d3a (2) No.311416
>>311362
Personally, I blame the eclipse.
▶ d68e47 (1) No.311442>>311443 >>311444 >>311445 >>311446 >>311447 >>311450
Monster what are you doing? From a regular persons point of view they aren't going to see much difference between this and furshit. People are pretty upset about the furry boards gigging the Attention Hungry Games in their favor and are going to lump you in with them. Don't kise the positive traction you have made in larger acceptence be throw out the window. Even if it isn't your mascot a more normal looking character would go a lot farther towards not fucking up the way other people treat you on other boards.
>>>/sudo/47583
▶ 91d1f8 (5) No.311443
>>311442
I've never seen anything like that posted seriously on this board, has to be a troll
▶ 88275d (2) No.311444
>>311442
>we're being dragged into tedious interboard drama shit
That's definitely an imposter.
▶ ba718b (2) No.311445
>>311442
The thing about saying "/board/ here" is that there's no way to tell if you're actually from the board you claim to be from
My computer skills are about limited to turning the thing on and off but I can still type "/tech/ here" and spout some bullshit about using linux and a CRT monitor and most people will believe me without a second thought
▶ 54fa69 (6) No.311446
>>311442
Are you actually retarded enough to think that's someone from /monster/ genuinely posting that?
▶ 80f453 (1) No.311447>>311478
>>311442
Betting it was you that posted that trying to start shit.
▶ 9a4da7 (3) No.311450>>311454 >>311466
>>311442
its probably some idiot from 4/tg/, he is using the wrong mindflayer.
▶ 883089 (5) No.311454
>>311450
That's hilarious, that should be our contestant in the game!
▶ 724d3a (2) No.311466>>311471
>>311450
>some idiot from 4/tg/
That's oddly specific. Was there some troll on 4/tg/ that is known to use that image or something?
▶ 4df976 (2) No.311471>>311522
>>311466
It's probably just a furfag trying to false flag. The 4/tg/ boys hated the stuff because of the "Kid with the shield on the playground" sorta stuff with MGE rather than /monster/ itself. At least to me anyways.
▶ f517fa (2) No.311478
>>311447
Yes a waited a day to come here and tell you this because the rules clearly lay out that the board owner has ultimate choice over your tribute so by telling you something exists that you might not have known about until it is too late I have managed to pull a serbian jew double bluff on you and now your board owner won't request a change.
Fuck all my plans to start shit are now in ruins. I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your Hellhound.
Nigger
▶ c49fef (4) No.311522>>311524
>>311471
>Kid with the shield on the playground
The what?
▶ 4df976 (2) No.311524>>311527 >>311634
>>311522
You ever pretend you were playing some sort of medieval or shooting game and when you'd try and attack a kid he'd just say "Nuh uh it didn't do damage to me I was wearing a shield that's unbreakable" and then counters with "Imma shoot you with a gun that can't be dodged because of robots so I win" where then you counter with your own shield and it devolves from there. THAT kid with the shield.
▶ c49fef (4) No.311527>>311583 >>311589 >>311634
>>311524
I'm more familiar with the dodging kid than the shield one. But that's not as infuriating as the kid who completely rewrites how your imaginary attacks work altogether so he has the advantage in every engagement.
▶ f517fa (2) No.311583
>>311527
Cartman in the ninja episode basically.
▶ b04094 (1) No.311589>>311591 >>311622
>>311527
>tfw that dodging kid was you
▶ 1f265d (10) No.311591
▶ c49fef (4) No.311622>>311634
>>311589
This is why the true patrician was 'The Terminator'. You take the hit, you go down, but you simply get back up like you are an unstoppable juggernaut. The kid you were playing with feels like he is doing something, but you are still a threat because you have supernatural endurance, defense or healing factor..
▶ 631f0a (4) No.311634>>311648
>>311524
>>311527
>>311622
>Not being the kid who just sat around in the library and reading books
>Not sitting at home and playing vidya
▶ 90b4f4 (5) No.311648>>311651
>>311634
>Not just being the autist who wandered
I couldn't have been the only one
▶ 9c1e1a (1) No.311651>>311838
>>311648
you are not alone anon, most of my childhood was spent wandering around and exploring. There was always cool shit to find when you wander a few miles away from home. Shame I never wandered into my waifu. Maybe someday I will.
▶ e6fb59 (4) No.311678
>tfw I slav squatted in the library and read The Hobbit
▶ 67a868 (1) No.311682>>311684 >>311691 >>311700 >>311774 >>311808 >>311833 >>311989
nothing could have prepared you for this https://nhentai.net/g/205995/1/
▶ 7835eb (3) No.311691>>311692 >>311698 >>311808
>>311682
>That feel when you could read the original Shakespeare while the rest of class read the translation
>That feel when you could parse the original Beowulf while the rest of class read the translation
My fucked up Saxon brain finally comes in use for sexy times.
▶ 077fe3 (1) No.311692
>>311691
I always made sure to not interact with people who couldn't read the original
▶ 1f265d (10) No.311698
>>311691
I remember when I was a practicing Christianim not any more I would read the KJV which is somewhat similar to Shakespearean English. I never got why people didn't want to read the older translations since that was closer to the original Hebrew meaning rather than these newer translations.
▶ 61744e (1) No.311700
>>311682
Verily, 'twas indeed yet another fine transcript bestowed upon th' realm of the commonwealth by th' blessed monks of thy holy sanctity, Th' Chief Deus.
▶ 883089 (5) No.311774
>>311682
I am so glad this exists. I'll have to find more of their work!
▶ 722788 (5) No.311793>>311794
>>311351
We already have a steam group set up and valve is kosher enough to not get shut down with all the chans, so it's easiest to just regroup there and then find somewhere else to go permanently.
▶ 8a95fc (2) No.311794>>311803
>>311793
oh i forgot that there is steam group.
▶ 722788 (5) No.311803
>>311794
And this is a worst case scenario where every site with the word chan in its URL gets nuked. Assuming the more obscure ones survive, our endchan bunker should still be up.
▶ 2d1997 (1) No.311808>>311819 >>311885
>>311682
That's surprisingly easy to read. I wonder if it easier for a non-native english speaker like me than sombody who only speaks modern english all his life.
>>311691
>the original Beowulf while the rest of class read the translation
Now that is fucking next level. I don't understand any of the original: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43521/beowulf-old-english-version
▶ 722788 (5) No.311819
>>311808
Reading that feels like dyslexia.
▶ 800e42 (1) No.311833>>311836
>>311682
as English is my second language, I can't understand jack shit. Pls help.
▶ 31af07 (1) No.311836
>>311833
Read and learn how to comprehend Shakespeare's work, then you should be able to read this.
▶ c7f9fa (1) No.311838
>>311651
>Maybe someday I will
Here's to all of us for finding their waifu, and remember that not all who wander are lost.
▶ 2c0b6e (4) No.311885>>311992 >>311996 >>312226
>>311808
Lolibabas are the best
▶ 8e9e15 (5) No.311964
Remember that image about Thailand fromboys being sexual jews?
Imagine a single sexual jew, an SJew, if you will. What does that remind you of?
Exactly, SJWs, SJWs are nothing more than SJeWs, jews of sex.
Sexual Jew Warriors.
It all makes sense now.
▶ 53e0e4 (5) No.311992>>311996 >>312002 >>312039
>>311885
Only when they're not bullybabas. Kind and sweet lolibabas are great.
▶ 883089 (5) No.311993
>>311989
Plebians, the lot of them!
▶ 883089 (5) No.311997
>>311996
Roughly equivalent to "hag". It's a disrespectful way of saying granny.
▶ 2c0b6e (4) No.312002>>312008 >>312014
>>311992
If you don't want to be made fun of for liking little girls by one several times your age you're missing out on the best part
▶ 53e0e4 (5) No.312008>>312012
>>312002
I wouldn't mind being treated like a kid, but other than that I just want to be loved; not bullied.
▶ 2c0b6e (4) No.312012
>>312008
>being treated like a kid
I don't think I'd be too keen on that myself, but I suppose it would be inevitable from someone who's centuries old
▶ 0409ce (7) No.312014
>>312002
A Loli who is beyond my age treating me like a kid would be downright adorable.
▶ 349172 (2) No.312039
>>311992
Suzuka-sama demon loli probably goes too far for many people's tastes (it has justified cbt-tag) but in general it's still rather acceptable scenario to me, at least compared to some other shit I was too dumb to read.
▶ fe1276 (1) No.312093>>312121
He cucked out but still
ABSOLUTELY HONORARY
▶ 91d1f8 (5) No.312112>>312121
Add another reason why cuckchan is shit
▶ 2c0b6e (4) No.312121>>312130 >>312139
>>312093
>subhumans
>honorary
>>312112
At least you can go back there in a few days
▶ 722788 (5) No.312130
>>312121
There's nothing wrong with hating japan, but why do it on a board where the main topic is so heavily influenced by them?
▶ 631f0a (4) No.312138>>312141 >>312143 >>312149 >>312190 >>312197 >>312388
Don't know if any of you really care or if I must've missed it, but this got finished.
▶ 9a4da7 (3) No.312139
>>312121
>atleast yo can go back to cuckchan.
>muh anti japan.
You have to go back, son.
▶ 54fa69 (6) No.312141>>312142 >>312388
>>312138
Wait, is this an intentional parody of the prick in my dick painting?
▶ 7cc1a6 (2) No.312142>>312144
>>312141
Yes but we need the pasta that goes with it.
▶ f05694 (1) No.312143
>>312138
Honestly, it didn't turn out bad. Quite good actually.
>leftypol getting gassed
I love how there's one universal thing that all the boards can agree on and that is /leftypol/ being just terrible.
▶ 631f0a (4) No.312144>>312190 >>312199 >>312388
>>312142
Not sure if a copypasta was made. So i'm gonna post the original.
"Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!"
- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
▶ 53e0e4 (5) No.312149>>312151
>>312138
Is that the giant 8chan collab? Pretty neat. Mumei is missing though.
▶ 7835eb (3) No.312151
>>312149
Lots are missing. Artist seems to have picked the most 'notable' past and present.
▶ 40b874 (4) No.312190
>>312144
I always get a kick out of that.
>>312138
>1.32 mb
That is a pretty big picture actually
▶ 78bd43 (1) No.312199
I'm not sorry
>>312144
"Order PaIadins to the Demon Lord!
O demon lord, succubus devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to your traitorous husband himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? You shit, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou daughter of a whore, make subjects of Order sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
Thou kikimora scullion, Lescatie wheelwright, brewer of Zipangu, goat-fucker of the Sabbath, swineherd of the Greater and Lesser Desert Regions, pig of the P'Orclands, danuki thief, catamite of alps, hanglady of dullahans, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before the Chief God, granddaughter of an Echidna, and the crick in our dick. Orc's snout, centaur's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
So the PaIadins declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the the Order. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the the Chief God, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!"
▶ 704432 (1) No.312217
>>312197
Newfag genocide 2017
▶ 3b8110 (1) No.312226>>312230 >>312265
▶ b3d39b (3) No.312230
>>312226
That one's a favorite of mine.
▶ 418cc7 (1) No.312265>>312402
>>312226
>mfw I don't like incest at all for some reason
▶ 77027a (1) No.312388
>>312138
>>312141
>>312144
We really need to send that letter at the back of the picture to Erdoghan.
▶ 1f9bc2 (1) No.312402
>>312265
Thats just natural.
▶ 21fe86 (7) No.312671>>312673 >>312674
Behold, a girl better than Lisa.
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.312673>>312677
>>312671
> autisto elf being better than lisa.
▶ 563dbb (8) No.312674>>312677
>>312671
>Some elf broad with a dumb bird mascot
>Better than the delightfully psychotic operator robutt
Some shit taste you have there.
▶ 21fe86 (7) No.312677
>>312673
>>312674
>Lisa the cyborg
>Not going full /clang/ with Xiera the pure android
Though Lisa would be a choice since she can sexually reproduce. I'd say Lisa has good genes.
▶ 604ae7 (1) No.312742>>312748 >>312751 >>312791
Does anyone remember that phone sex-hotline thread Jexx made that ended up having a far better story about Shub-Niggurath talking with one of the operators?
Does anyone have pics of that greentext? It would be a fucking crime if it was lost forever.
▶ 64af07 (3) No.312748>>312791
>>312742
I remember the one you mean, I have no idea why I didn't save it.
▶ 40b874 (4) No.312751>>312778 >>312791
>>312742
That one was fun. But I didn't save it. Shame upon us if that is lost forever.
▶ fb62d7 (3) No.312778>>312791 >>312799 >>312801
>>312751
iirc they were all saved to a pastebin by the guy that wrote them. Used to be in the Eldritch Horror Monster Girl thread, but that's long gone now too.
▶ 3ecb60 (1) No.312791>>312799
>>312742
>>312748
>>312751
>>312778
I remember that phone-sex thread too, it was some good shit.
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.312799
>>312791
>>312778
yeah the characters name was Bea, a shub niggurath.
▶ 4aa384 (1) No.312801>>312807
>>312778
You talking about Spidernons stuff right?
He pastebined a lot of his suff.
https://pastebin.com/ZAneiUga is the first installation
▶ fb62d7 (3) No.312807
>>312801
That's it! I knew there was a pastebin of it somewhere, thanks for saving it!
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.312853>>313108
Recently changed the rules. added
If you find a rule violation, do not go on a tirade, report it and move on. If I catch you making a rant pertaining to the reported post which helps to derail a thread, you will get a month long ban.
So heads up, don't take shit too seriously and laugh at newfaggots/retards. We got an influx of idiots trying to game the rules as of late, along with a bunch of old autist spastics who cant help but to bite the bait.
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▶ 21fe86 (7) No.313093
>>313087
What's going on here?
▶ 62c3d9 (1) No.313094>>313105
>>313087
Looks like a bot went through here, but for some reason the bot saged and deleted all of its posts.
Is someone artificially increasing our user count?
▶ 27207d (12) No.313105
>>313094
Is that why we had a nearly 100-ISP drop as of late?
▶ d9d14d (3) No.313108>>313110 >>313111 >>313113 >>313124 >>313125 >>313126 >>313136 >>313143 >>313146 >>313149
>>312853
>If it's not against the rules, you're allowed to post it.
If you already changing them, how about finally including futanari?
▶ 27207d (12) No.313110>>313116
▶ 5a3dfa (6) No.313111>>313116
>>313108
go be gay somewhere else
▶ d9d14d (3) No.313116>>313117 >>313118 >>313127 >>313136
>>313111
>>313110
>>313113
I meant as being forbidden.
▶ 21fe86 (7) No.313117>>313119
>>313116
I thought that was already addressed.
▶ d9d14d (3) No.313119>>313120
>>313118
No problem. I didn't make it clear but writing something like "how about making futa forbidden" would have been wrong too, since it already is. It's just not in the rules.
>>313117
People have asked for it before but it's not in the rules.
▶ e1a024 (4) No.313120
>>313119
it is in the rules, it says no monsterboys
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.313124>>313148
>>313108
Its a MonsterGIRL board dude.
Shemales and hermaphrodites don't count girls they're something else as much as how the faggots try to dress the terminologies in weeaboo language and dumb twitter logic.
If newfags cant get this then they deserve to be banned.
▶ 308735 (7) No.313125>>313127 >>313148
>>313108
>how about finally including futanari
>finally
>implying it would (or should) ever happen
▶ 99e788 (2) No.313126
>>313108
>Monster girls
>girls
>futanari
>girls
▶ 7825a4 (1) No.313127
>>313125
nice reading comprehension
>>313116
▶ fe9aa7 (1) No.313136>>313148
>>313108
>>313116
>homosexuality is the last stand of implicit white identity
>uhh whoops i mean the pushback against homosexuality in red states is the last stand, sorry, foot in mouth there
▶ 8a5ebb (1) No.313143>>313148
>>313108
go back to half-/d/
▶ 505c3a (4) No.313146>>313148
>>313108
If you're that desperate to stuff yourself with cock I'm sure you can go to your local gay bar on glory hole night. You can have all the fags there fill you up with as much semen as you could hope for.
Just don't expect /monster/ to join you because ERPing as a pre transformation alp as you're want to do is the last thing on our minds. Perhaps you'd have figured this out if you had more in your head than dicks.
▶ 99e788 (2) No.313148>>313150 >>313157
>>313136
>>313146
>>313124
>>313125
>>313143
Guys you can stop pretending to be retarded.
▶ 37bfe7 (1) No.313149
>>313108
Futa is a shit same as furry
▶ 505c3a (4) No.313150
>>313148
>Implying we're pretending
hownew.ru
▶ 5a3dfa (6) No.313152>>313154
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Which one of you autists did this?
▶ 5a3dfa (6) No.313154>>313157 >>313162
>>313152
let me post script ape
▶ 308735 (7) No.313157>>313160
>>313148
You're just as guilty as us though
>>313154
How could he be here if he's at that game?
▶ 27207d (12) No.313160
>>313157
He could've been posting on his phone during the game, anon.
▶ e1a024 (4) No.313162
>>313154
Holy shit, whichever anon that is he is a fucking legend
▶ b41b7a (1) No.313305>>313307 >>313309
Did anyone notice that pol is getting raided? There is more threads then normal that are obvious troll threads
▶ 49ebf7 (1) No.313307>>313311 >>313360
>>313305
Looks like it started on /fringe/
>>>/sudo/48656
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.313309
>>313305
yeah, and someone raided fringe after they made some antijew thread. with a global account that cant be banned. Anyone who owns any accounts on 8chan should change their password again.
I think the board owner on fringe should check if its his IP thats conflicting with the system by getting a volunteer to clean it up.
Fringe users normally get banned from many boards.
▶ 308735 (7) No.313311>>313318
>>313307
Smiley's also gone crying to /tech/, /pol/, /b/ and /v/ for some reason
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.313318>>313322
>>313311
he should turn on the "Force logged in users to post under their username" setting on, its probably the only setting that can identify, globals, siteowners, and other moderators.
▶ 308735 (7) No.313322
>>313318
He doesn't care about what he 'should' do, he's just attention-seeking. I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one behind it all. It wouldn't be the first time a board here engineered a spam problem
▶ ce62b4 (1) No.313360
>>313307
>First /intl/ teams up with longtime enemy end/sp/ to raid the faggots on /mlpol/
>Now they purposely trigger Smiley so everyone can laugh at him
Strange timeline
▶ 27207d (12) No.313435>>313436 >>313442
Our ISP count is really low now. Will funposting some more help it pick up? What are some kinds of threads we could use around this time to encourage more posting?
▶ c24d34 (13) No.313436>>313438
>>313435
We could write a letter to KC or something one word at a time.
▶ 10ade3 (5) No.313438
>>313436
>inb4 Dear nigger nigger you're waifu a shit that's not one word faggot pat the we wuz kangz kangz shit thread
▶ 06be07 (1) No.313441>>313443 >>313474 >>313484 >>313567 >>314193
Is the character design of Nanachi from Made in Abyss /monster/ material? I thought she runs the risk of being dangerously cheesy, but at the same time the human characters' faces are drawn just like hers. That means no snout.
▶ 8f93cc (2) No.313442>>313444
>>313435
I was mostly in /loli/ this time around. That board also needs a few more anons.
▶ 563dbb (8) No.313443>>313445 >>313452 >>313462 >>313503
>>313441
She's more /kemono/ than /monster/. Take her there.
▶ 27207d (12) No.313444>>313446 >>313447 >>313620
>>313442
Maybe we could somehow organize something with /loli/ that would help the flow of both of our boards.
▶ b22496 (8) No.313445>>313450 >>313452 >>313462 >>313484
>>313443
tbh she seems more like Polt than straight up kemono, minus the button
▶ 8f93cc (2) No.313447>>313620
>>313444
A good idea. Also that our resident Meiling waifuing Tewifag is the BO and is doing his best with that board and it has changed ever since he took over /loli/. Both boards can help each other out.
▶ 29d7d9 (2) No.313450
>>313445
I just find her straight up adorable.
▶ 29d7d9 (2) No.313452>>313453
>>313443
>>313445
I consider her and Polt to be "lesser" kemono. "lesser" kemono being kemono with button noses/more human structured face.
▶ c24d34 (13) No.313453>>313454
>>313452
But how should we regard lesser kemono in your opinion?
▶ 83c81d (1) No.313454
>>313453
The way the Japanese Monster Girl fandom regards them. That's all I have to say.
▶ e48057 (2) No.313462>>313503
>>313445
Polt IS kemono though.
>>313443
Agreed. They cross the line a bit too far to be comfortable, the one in the pics posted here is basically a rabbit with a human-ish face.
▶ 27207d (12) No.313463
>>313446
>Headpatfest between /monster/ and /loli/
But how would it work?
▶ ca4101 (1) No.313474
>>313441
>casting pearls before swine
Why even post her here, Anon?
▶ 65b031 (2) No.313484>>313503
>>313441
>>313445
>i-its not kemono
open your eyes niggers
▶ b6a92f (4) No.313494
>>313486
>>313487
Friendly reminder.
▶ e48057 (2) No.313495
▶ 500ed2 (1) No.313503
>>313462
>>313484
>>313443
I agree with these dudes, that's a jap furry, not a monster girl.
▶ 12d53a (1) No.313504
>>313486
I'm actually really smart
▶ b22496 (8) No.313505>>313506
>7th tier posting
Which commie did we make assmad now?
▶ 8de97c (1) No.313506
>>313505
I thought the default state of commies was assmad, especially when people are building a community that doesn't involve them in any way.
▶ b93ed8 (1) No.313508
>>313502
That's what happens when you get too close to your subject.
▶ 65b031 (2) No.313510
>>313486
>>313487
>>313502
Fuck off Green
▶ 5a3dfa (6) No.313515
>>313486
communism will never work and the only reason people support it is because they don't either
▶ 818606 (2) No.313553>>313554
>giving free (you)s
Are you guys running a charity?
▶ c24d34 (13) No.313554>>313560
>>313553
>he doesn't smugpost
▶ 8cdc73 (2) No.313560
>>313554
Smug For The Smug God
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.313567
>>313441
thats a japanese furry.
▶ c24d34 (13) No.313584
>>313582
Good thing I'm not a fascist then.
▶ 18d1af (1) No.313586
>>313502
from top to bottom highest lowest cancer level
▶ 21fe86 (7) No.313591
Image related seems like the type of shit Cheshire would do. Anyways, I hope we are closer to the comfy season for this board.
▶ 91b3c1 (3) No.313610>>313611
>>313608
It should be, everybody just becomes a sperg when it's posted.
▶ 563dbb (8) No.313611>>313613
>>313608
>>313610
Only if it's actually good. Don't litter the board with calarts bullshit.
▶ 27207d (12) No.313613>>313630 >>313841 >>313858
>>313611
This, the only appropriate calarts shit is Ruby Gloom.
▶ b3d39b (3) No.313620>>313623 >>313657
>>313444
>>313447
Is that why there was a kemonomimi thread was getting some action on /loli/? Thanks for that.
▶ 21fe86 (7) No.313623
>>313620
I wish the best of luck on your endeavors.
▶ 563dbb (8) No.313630
>>313613
>appropriate
>calarts
Pick one and only one.
▶ 95d25b (1) No.313657
>>313620
The doujin thread is the best one.
▶ 1d0aed (3) No.313798>>313799 >>313805 >>313827 >>313829 >>313860
Between seeing so many /ss/ doujinshi as of late and the most famous porn star in Japan being a permashota midget, I have to ask, why is /ss/ getting so popular? Is it because men today are fetishizing wimpiness? Are they starved of a caring and nurturing female figure in their lives?
I could probably think of some pseudointellectual horseshit that might explain the rise in popularity of fetishes like /ss/ and even the more depraved ones like cuckshit/ntr, but I want to know what /monster/ thinks.
▶ 5a3dfa (6) No.313799>>313801
>>313798
I think it's a mix of wanting a tall woman and a woman to take care of you
wonder if freud was right?
▶ 21fe86 (7) No.313801
>>313799
>wonder if freud was right?
We had that motheru thread and talks of "gentle momdom".
▶ 92d8ef (1) No.313805>>313820 >>313827 >>313829
>>313798
big-dick shota impregnating and dominating women is my fetish.
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.313820
>>313805
too bad someone reported all the mg content creator discords because of loli and shota.
▶ 4f35a9 (1) No.313827
>>313798
Shota's fucking weird for me because it's an exception to all my vanilla tastes. Shame too cause shotas are mixed with all sorts of other fucked up fetishes even when it's straight. When it's good though it's fucking good.
>>313805
Agreed.
▶ b3d39b (3) No.313829
>>313798
>Fat old man
Needs to wiped from existence.
>>313805
I prefer my shota with small penises; more befitting of their age. Don't like dom/sub either.
▶ c24d34 (13) No.313830>>313832 >>313937
>all these people who didn't outgrow full on /ss/ years ago
tall muscle girls gently dominating you is still bretty gud though
▶ 91b3c1 (3) No.313832
>>313830
>outgrow
Nonsense, /ss/ is appropriate for ALL ages except for those less than 18, ironically enough.
▶ 869ae8 (1) No.313841>>313851
>>313613
I'll report all your shit, I'm serious.
▶ 1dd899 (4) No.313851
>>313841
Just hide it, give Aux a rest.
▶ b22496 (8) No.313858>>313862
>>313613
>ruby
>calarts
Never besmirch Her good name again
▶ ae6496 (2) No.313860>>313892
>>313798
>Dislikes small men because its fetishizing wimpiness
>Doesn't even think to look at the health implications of a fat old man
Check
▶ 27207d (12) No.313862>>313868 >>313948
>>313858
I won't slander her personality, but to say the show isn't drawn in canadian calarts fashion is untruthful.
▶ 2ef02c (1) No.313866
Have some OC from obscure Finnish Woodcarving Portal. Not mine, thought I'd just share.
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.313868>>313885
>>313862
she is calarts. And some other faggot that keeps pushing spindly toons constantly makes violations like bestiality. so don't start shit on this board with autism fights. This is /monster/ not fucking /co/ shitpost over there.
▶ ae6496 (2) No.313885>>313886
>>313868
And what does this "some other faggot" have to do with this?
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.313886
>>313885
toonposters tend to shit up the board and get thesmelves banned for posting furshit or beastiality.
Its always been like this, they have no restraint whatsoever and constantly think this place is another one of their porn shitbins.
▶ 308735 (7) No.313892>>313939
>>313860
A fat old man will have NTR'd hundreds and creampied thousands before any health complications arise
▶ bfd93a (2) No.313937
>>313830
/ss/ is superior to all others.
▶ 8779a6 (1) No.313938
My jambo jet flies cheerfully!
▶ 0058b7 (1) No.313939
>>313892
That's not a very /monster/ thing to do.
▶ 6a4e93 (1) No.313948
>>313862
She is worse than Calarts, she is Canadian, it would be like allowing total drama island porn.
▶ cf5881 (8) No.314081>>314083
So this is spiteful as fuck, apparently Redamz's MGIs discord is getting taken down.
That's what you get for trap content. Was it one of you guys who reported it?
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.314083>>314084
>>314081
Talked about it with one of the TFT discord mods. All Public Monstergirl discords got hit, I don't know about the MGR or the MGU discord, if anyone has information about them getting hit it would be a good idea to mention it here.
You could only get a server on mgi invite if you had a patreon account tied to it. So i would suggest redamz to check who is on his services.
Oh and the last time redamz was mentioned on 8chan was on the towergirls thread, on /hgg/ when they started comparing the towergirls games creator to redamz or fenoxo due to the fact that he broke his promises and is now pandering to cucks. The promises thing was just the only comparison. They were more butthurt about fenoxo and the Towergirls game creator which was pandering to the weird reddit crowd.
I would presume that guy named green which was the leftycuck who started the first shitstorm is part of this raid. But it could be a butthurt furfaggot, or some jaded user trying to rustle people.
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▶ cf5881 (8) No.314084>>314085
>>314083
Goddamn that guys name gets around here.
And no, Green got banned when the information about Typhon leaked to here. Apparently Redamz decided it was him as he complained about Typhon when he was revealed.
Regardless, its worrying that Discord might be banning monstergirl content.
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.314085>>314086
>>314084
I presume its a jaded artfag/writer, since a hidden chan mg discord got hit, this discord was full of old guard content creators.If any of those faggots, are seeing my posts, i suspect its one of the new sjw lefty leaning artfaggots they let inside or a traitorous furfag.
Like you said, green was banned and i dont know what redamz did with people who were no longer paying monthly for his mgi patreon. would he kick them out or keep them in?
▶ cf5881 (8) No.314086>>314088 >>314089
>>314085
I'm still in, so are a few other people who i know haven't paid for it.
▶ cf5881 (8) No.314088>>314089
>>314086
Sorry for doublepost but;
Its deleted. I watched the channels get deleted one by one. Redamz fucking an hero-ed
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.314089>>314090
>>314086
>>314088
And also. did you atleast cap the people that went SJW mode? Lots of accusations were being put out. People were calling straight shota faggots and loli faggots, flat out Pedophiles.
This is a classic fracturing technique. lots of idiots who don't think join up and give interesting caps to the losers reporting these discords.
You should atleast see how people act when things are being destroyed, its a major indication of their character.
▶ cf5881 (8) No.314090>>314091
>>314089
Nah, i did'nt cap it, good shit though.
I'm still talking with a few people in that discord, wont disclose names but they are cool people. Its funny to see that a lot of people really didn't want Typhon in the game but where too scared to say anything after Green and anyone who agreed with him got banned.
I'm going to get into the twitch chat and figure out whats going on there.
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.314091>>314092
>>314090
I don't know what kind of bullshit is going on, but it looks coordinated. Alot of people virtue signaled and lost their sensibilities. It only helped fuel the retards ego. it might be a way to break in the fandom to make it more reddit or sjw friendly because these faggots despise loli and ss because it renders their pedo identity politics useless. They want more power and they do this by confusing tards.
Which is funny since lefties and their internet news blogging structure constantly whitenights for actual child abusers.
People running these public hubs must tread carefully now. Whoever created a fracture made it easy for intruders and outsiders to shame the userbase that stays after the shitstorm.
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▶ cf5881 (8) No.314092>>314093
>>314091
I'd definitely blame a lot of this on the general disconnect between /monster/ style fans of Monstergirls and more relaxed fans of the genre.
The Monmusu Quest discord allowed furry and futa shit until recently for example, i think it was only a ToS threat that made them drop their loli channel.
Related; If you ever see a guy called Mofu Lord, he's fucking worse then Green. caused schisms and shit on purpose, posted futa whenever people asked him not to. I've seen him in most of the discords that go through shit
You see a lot of the same types when lurking those discords for sure.
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.314093>>314095
>>314092
but here in lies the problem the discords are either public and full of furfags. So i presume its more than likely a fursperg going apeshit because people called him a cuck.
▶ cf5881 (8) No.314095
>>314093
Probably. I just really hate the fact we cant have a place to chill publicly without getting fucked over.
▶ 96a475 (1) No.314109>>314112 >>314127
Why does discord drama matter?
▶ cf5881 (8) No.314112
>>314109
Discord drama itself doesn't matter, Redamzs cucktrap does.
▶ d11a58 (2) No.314114>>314120
speaking of MGI, why don't we do what /hgg/ did and steal it from redfagz. remove the gay shit and return it to it's pure waifu simulator form and then release it for free to give a great big middle finger
▶ d0d274 (2) No.314120>>314121
>>314114
What game did /hgg/ do that with?
▶ f11c2f (1) No.314121>>314130 >>314136 >>314200
Apparently Krautchan got hit by the german thought police and has been taken down until further notice. /kc/ is filled with Bernds again.
>>314120
/hgg/ is reworking CoC, I don't know how much changed but most abominations like Urta are apparently still in.
>discord
Friendly fucking reminder that if you need a voicechat program to namefag in, atleast use Teamspeak or Mumble. You can host TS with up to 32 slots yourself without a license (which are kinda free up to 500 slots anyway) and mumble is open source and doesn't have a fixed maximum cap on slots.
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.314127
>>314109
it matters because these people are also part of the mg fandom. if these places falter we are going to get an influx of cancer similar to what the /b/tards are doing to the Cheshire thread.
▶ b01cac (1) No.314130>>314138
>>314121
I highly doubt /monster/ -friendly version of CoC will ever exists, if they get rid of all furfaggotry, then it would be /chaos/ friendly.
▶ d0d274 (2) No.314136
>>314121
>CoC
Oh, that's cool. I haven't paid attention to that shitfest since the furries first invaded.
▶ 833303 (1) No.314138>>314165
>>314130
why not just make a /monster/ text based game i feel like a text based game is the easiest kind of game to make
▶ 3412a0 (1) No.314139>>314141
I finally got power back yesterday but we had no power on sunday and most of monday but luckly my grandma's sister had power which they never even lost during the storm. the damage is not that big since we didnt get a direct impact but a lot of trees have been uprooted. trees are important here because they suck up water which helps to reduce flooding so that with the excellent drainage system has kept flooding to a minimum. fuck /pol/ for wishing and memeing doom and gloom on my state but really all the hype there was just idiots who dont know any better and Floridians are prepared for this kind of thing. it was really not a bad hurricane
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.314141>>314160
>>314139
oddly enough with the rise of social media, a bunch of people were told to evacuate by family or friends in real time, even uber gave out free rides to old kikes and stranded people. If the united states was still at the same tech level from the katrina days, we would of seen far more deaths.
▶ 3e68a3 (1) No.314157>>314166
Dropping by with some relevant updates.
MGE2 release date officially slated for September 26th, later this month.
We've got an early unboxing showing off the outside on the blog: http://blog.mgewiki.com/index.php/2017/09/11/mge2giveaway/
We might do more with the internal content before it's out. Maybe, maybe not.
If you only want into the contest you can apply here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSej9sKDPZpT0Dg6oIW77pecaDk0lNjAiJk6Hh9YRRcPypSNeQ/viewform
▶ 27207d (12) No.314160
>>314141
I guess the kikes couldn't halt ALL of mankind's progress.
▶ 1268b5 (1) No.314165
>>314138
Funny thing is, there was a monster text game that was in development on here. Unfortunately it's dead and the creator never released a public version for us to tinker and mod with. I remember it was based on running a town or such with different species types adding different benefits, like spiders and their silk or cows and their milk.
▶ 308735 (7) No.314166
>>314157
>MGE2 release date officially slated for September 26th
Das rite
▶ 99fa9a (1) No.314193
▶ 563dbb (8) No.314200>>314212
>>314121
Link to /hgg/'s CoC?
I kinda want to play it again for a pure paladin run with cleansing of furries and futa and plenty of DEUS VULT
▶ 6dac09 (1) No.314212
>>314200
>>>/hgg/118865
It's even on the frontpage you lazy nigger
▶ 9bf43d (2) No.314216>>314219 >>314220
>want a decent place to discuss vidya
>/v/ always bitches about Mark and other cancer
>/monster/ also complains about this
>some anon makes /games/
>does pretty damn well, gets to almost 100 UIDs
>have to leave for while due to shit
>come back
>/games/ is virtually dead
How did this happen and why isn't anyone here using /games/ if you were all complaining about /v/ being terrible?
▶ 97e198 (1) No.314219
>>314216
i don't go /v/ anymore except nep threads
▶ 1dd899 (4) No.314220
>>314216
You really were gone a long time, that was discussed at least three or four meta threads ago.
8ch got hacked and was down for a few days, /v/ became slightly less shitty, and so in that time a lot of anons just got too lazy to move and forgot about it.
▶ 22690a (3) No.314221>>314222 >>314230
You have been visited by Jupiter-chan, Protector of Solar System. She is bound to protect Earth from rogue asteroids and comets but you can post "Thank you Jupiter-chan" to cheer her up.
▶ 1dd899 (4) No.314222>>314223 >>314224
>>314221
I'll do better than that. I'll give her headpats if she she'll be so kind as to let one slip past and slam into Israel. Cuddles if another lands on Beijing.
▶ 7f3848 (1) No.314223>>314234
>>314222
Just marry her and have kids already anon. Look at that trip, you know she wants you now.
▶ 9bf43d (2) No.314224>>314233 >>314234
>>314222
But the chinks are the only ones with the resources, lawlessness, know-how, and lack of morality and copyright law to begin the genetic engineering of monstergirls. That and China is only as shit as it is due to Communism and Confucianism.
▶ c4cc36 (2) No.314230>>314239 >>314244
>>314221
Greco-Roman deities are antithecal to /monster/'s love, anon.
▶ c4cc36 (2) No.314233
>>314224
What has Confucianism done to fuck it over?
▶ 1dd899 (4) No.314234
>>314223
Hot damn, it looks like I'm committed now. Time to build me a rocket so I can go and propose! I'll give her a ring so big and grand that Saturn will turn green!
>>314224
Which is why I said Beijing, it'd land right on top of all the commie bigwigs while all their technology hubs in the south stay intact.
▶ 22690a (3) No.314239
>>314230
She is personification of the largest planet in our solar system, it's not her fault that Europeans decided to slap the named of Greco-Roman chief deity on her.
▶ 1d0aed (3) No.314244>>314245 >>314252 >>314325 >>314347
>>314230
To this day I still don't understand the Greco-Roman deities and why they were worshiped. Zeus' constant raping, even ignoring the immorality of rape, caused basically every major problem in the mythos. You'd think if only for the sake of peace and quiet they'd tell Zeus to keep it in his pants or to a few wives. And why would a god need to rape a woman? Can't they just make some of their own or even just seduce the woman normally? They're gods, not sure if many chicks are gonna turn them down.
Then there's the fact that many mythos has the god turning into some animal to rape. Okay, if they're actual form was that of an animal or they were the god of nature I could understand, but why turn into animal for the sake of raping a woman?
Above all, it's not like these gods were portrayed as evil. They were supposedly good, and yet they did horrible and outright nonsensical things. Why?
▶ ed01bc (2) No.314245
>>314244
Because life sucks, the gods are assholes, and you don't want to piss them off because your life will suck even more.
▶ 22690a (3) No.314252
>>314244
Not sure about that but Romans quickly lost most spiritualism from Hellenic Religion and kept most rites out of habit and them being integral to calendar/culture/law. This was major reason why foreign religions (up to and including Christianity) gained such foothold in Rome.
▶ feb3d5 (1) No.314261>>314268 >>314281
>>314243
What delicious suffering.
>muh objectifying women
No, we're humanising objects.
>what if technological progress is bad
Like how abortions and The Pill were bad?
>oh no not family mode
You just wait for womb mode.
▶ 563dbb (8) No.314268>>314270 >>314275 >>314294
>>314243
>>314261
Notice that the women who seemed the most worried are the ones who are the likeliest to be 3DPD.
Can't wait to see improvements in fuel cells, material science, and robotics. Just add an artificial womb and improved AI as well, and you're gold. I also can't wait to see the terror of 3DPD faces when advanced dolls come around, especially when it boils down to clean up your act or be replaced.
▶ 1d0aed (3) No.314270>>314321
>>314268
Not sure why they don't just get husbandobots that's up to their specifications. If it's about male attention they can just get robots for that too. Come to think of it, beta orbiter already sounds robotic-ish.
▶ ed01bc (2) No.314275>>314294 >>314317
>>314268
>artificial ovum research begins
<lol we already have better sex-toys and soon we stronk womyn won't even need you silly men to breed!
>It's discovered that sperm cells can be turned into eggs but not the other way around
<MISOGYNY! LOOK AT THESE NERDS AND THEIR SEXBOX! LMAO THEY CAN'T HANDLE REAL WOMEN! THIS WILL KILL FAMILIES AND HUMANITY AT LARGE!
▶ c24d34 (13) No.314281
>>314261
I can't wait to hear their asshurt when they add on a kitchen mode.
▶ 86d842 (1) No.314294
>>314268
>>314275
>One way or another, 3DPD and thottery will be bred out of existence in your lifetime
>You will be the inception of the Golden Age of Waifus
▶ 562f58 (2) No.314297>>314299
>>310714 (OP)
Newfag phoneposter here. Why is half the pics in this sight are not viewable for some reason
I like pic related, it's just blank blue with a 404 message if I try to open it in its own tab.
Is this normal or is it something on my end?
▶ 54850c (1) No.314299>>314309
>>314297
lots of old threads on slow boards have images posted before the great hacking earlier in the year, and 404 for everyone.
also
>iphone
▶ 562f58 (2) No.314309>>314310
>>314299
What hacking? I'm that new
▶ 84c606 (1) No.314310
>>314309
Hi that new i'm dad
▶ 10ade3 (5) No.314317>>314331
>>314243
I like how they finally learned about the "it's just like a big dildo" argument and their only counterpoint to it is "B-but it's big! You can't hide it easily!".
>>314275
>implying
>artificial ovum research begins
<lol we already have better sex-toys and soon we stronk womyn won't even need you silly men to breed!
>both men and woman can have children by themselves
>that doesn't earn you child support though
<MISOGYNY! LOOK AT THESE NERDS AND THEIR SEXBOX! LMAO THEY CAN'T HANDLE REAL WOMEN! THIS WILL KILL FAMILIES AND HUMANITY AT LARGE!
▶ a2fac5 (1) No.314321
>>314270
Husbandobots do not have the capability of paying for everything and getting JUSTED in a divorce, bud. Its all about money and resources.
▶ 6ce746 (1) No.314325
>>314244
Gods were usurpers. They were never perfect beings and were very much human, especially our mortal degeneracy. I assume they were worshiped simply because if the greeks didn't worship them then they'd get smitten or sent to Tartarus. That, and because the gods, despite being degenerate fuckwits, can still prove useful.
I'm no expert, but I daresay the titans were much more upstanding and godlike. Well, except for Cronus anyway.
▶ cf8f8d (1) No.314331>>314332 >>314356 >>314665
>>314317
The thing is that science has already discovered that the sperm-to-eggs conversion is possible but not the opposite. Haven't you heard the autistic screeching about that?
▶ b7d1fc (1) No.314332
>>314331
No, do you have a link for the salt mine?
▶ aa6a39 (1) No.314339
>>314243
>Comments are disabled for this video.
There aren't enough smug memecats or smug gamergazers for this.
▶ 8bf8e9 (1) No.314347
>>314244
Nature often tends to be an asshole. Pagan gods usually represent certain aspects of life and nature. Storms, war, sickeness, the troubles of daily live. Shit sucks, better ask the god representing that aspect to play nice.
▶ 15cb3a (1) No.314356
>>314331
I'm slightly sceptical but I guess it could be the fact that sperm cells are simply produced in such bulk that makes it much easier. if you need million sperm cells to get one flawless egg cell, it's not a problem but if you need even 10 egg cell to make thing that fertilizes another egg cell, it's already much less viable.
Donating egg cells requires essentially minor surgery while sperm can be extracted with normal fapping. One book about woman-dominated dystopia actually had them produce femsperm from spinal fluid rather than eggs (they kept males around as slave labor force and emergency sperm supply) (As I said, it was written as dystopia by a male and I can imagine Paladykes/SJW denouncing the book and telling it couldn't happen)
▶ 5acba3 (1) No.314357>>314359 >>314364
▶ 27207d (12) No.314359>>314363 >>314387
>>314357
>loli shaved off all her hair just so she could wear a judge's wig
w h y
▶ 6f22da (1) No.314363>>314387
>>314359
I think wigs just work like that? Put them down properly and they try to clamp down your actual hair?
▶ 342103 (1) No.314387
>>314359
>>314363
You wear a net/cap that holds your hair down in place then the wig goes on over that. It works even if you have long hair as the wig will tend to hide any deformity that makes. Use bobby pins if it's being stubborn and wants to fall off. There is never any reason to shave your head for the sake of a wig and certainly not a powdered wig like that.
▶ 6bd331 (2) No.314395>>314397 >>314401 >>314404 >>314405 >>314439
If I wanted a semi-subtle /monster/ or Ammit reference for a bumper sticker, what would you lot suggest?
I was originally thinking the heart-and-feather sigil, but I'd have to make my own since tbh the standard is a bit cliparty (and even the copies of that I've found are low quality and jpeggy). Since I have the mspaint/gimp skills of a mule, yet the stubbornness of one, too, I figured I'd confirm that's what I want before I spend a few hours making it happen.
▶ d11a58 (2) No.314397
▶ b6a92f (4) No.314401>>314404 >>314413 >>314441 >>314443 >>314475 >>314478 >>314487 >>314494 >>314496
>>314395
Roll a d113 and go to https://banners.8ch.net/list/monster then make the banner it lands on a bumper sticker. If it's a gif you have to spend a bit extra to make it a hologram.
▶ 45256e (3) No.314404>>314406
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>>314395
Just make a nice heart and feather sticker. Or for even more subtlety, use a race car style "11"
>>314401
I'm rolling this just for shits and grins though
▶ b6a92f (4) No.314405>>314413
>>314395
But seriously though, how about a more traditional image of Ammit? Or you could hand draw/get a more talented friend to hand draw the sigil, then just scan it or whatever.
▶ 45256e (3) No.314406
>>314404
A gif, and not even of my waifu
Think I'll pass
▶ c8aada (1) No.314407>>314408 >>314409 >>314411
Shills are raiding /pol/ hard. On a /monster/ related note, they called you all furfags.
▶ b6a92f (4) No.314408
▶ 45256e (3) No.314409
>>314407
>Hey some guys on another board said some mean things about you
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.314411
>>314407
>Giving a shit about a bunch of redditors that "researches" pozz shit.
They can barely get rid of their nazifurs.
▶ 6bd331 (2) No.314413
>>314401
Subtle as a foghorn and potentially would get me fired…. But amusing none the less. Rollan…
>Pic related
Okay that would definitely get me fired, I can't have smut like that on my car!
>>314405
Traditional ammit feels a bit too Egyptian. I realize that we have and are reviving their deities, but I've never been big on the heiroglyph aesthetic.
As for getting a friend to do it, don't know anyone with the art style I think I am gonna shoot for. Just need to find a feather and heart stylized right, then deal with combining them. Should take less than a week.
Once I've made it, should I post it here, or should I avoid making our assigned CIAfag's job easy?
▶ 63f010 (1) No.314418>>314420 >>314449
So whats with all the futa pics in the Cheshire thread
▶ 64af07 (3) No.314420
>>314418
They were trying to edit out the cocks and make them into normal images.
▶ 27207d (12) No.314439
>>314395
You could have a version of the sigil that uses an anatomically correct heart.
▶ c24d34 (13) No.314441>>314442
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>>314401
rolling
▶ c24d34 (13) No.314442
| Rolled 13 (1d113) |
>>314441
Fuck.
▶ 7de44a (2) No.314443>>314444
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>>314401
brilliant!
▶ 7de44a (2) No.314444>>314483
>>314443
hm
this is sort of doable
▶ 836e96 (1) No.314449>>314452 >>314475
>>314418
>So whats with all the futa pics in the Cheshire thread
>they are still there
Lucky me. I feard they'd be deleted already.
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.314452
>>314449
someones trying to edit them.
▶ 40b874 (4) No.314475>>314476 >>314478
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>>314401
Guess I'll give it a shot
>>314449
>lucky me
See pic related
▶ 7d64b8 (2) No.314476>>314478
>>314475
Don't drink and post, anon.
▶ 40b874 (4) No.314478>>314479
>>314401
I'd probably be fired for this
>>314475
Here's the actual image
>>314476
its been a long day, and it'll be even longer once I get to my next job
▶ 7d64b8 (2) No.314479
>>314478
>my next job
My condolences, quite happy that I was lucky enough to finally get a good job now, after multiple not so great ones. Hang in there.
At least you didn't post that overused Suu imge at me.
▶ e1a024 (4) No.314483
>>314444
too sick to not check
▶ 563dbb (8) No.314487>>314488
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>>314401
Might as well join in on the fun.
▶ 505c3a (4) No.314494>>314496
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>>314401
Fuck it, rolling
▶ 8b0266 (2) No.314496>>314498
| Rolled 13 (1d113) |
>>314401
Rolling for great JUSTICE
>>314494
pic related
▶ 505c3a (4) No.314498>>314499
>>314496
Do I get a reroll? that one's lacking in MG's
▶ 8b0266 (2) No.314499
>>314498
Damned if I know…feel the same there
▶ e1a024 (4) No.314541>>314552
>>314537
You realize the meme is the chad is supposed to ironically look worse than the virgin, right anon?
▶ 5f0970 (20) No.314545
>>314537
>actually underaged.
accurate.
▶ 92110f (1) No.314551>>314554 >>314555 >>314560
Okay, glad we came to an understanding, now you guys know what's acceptable to post and what's not acceptable.
Cartoons are people too, you know. They aren't just lines on a piece of paper, they have feelings and they can be just as objectified as a real human being. Please be mindful or I'll have to report you to the cyber police.
The internet is serious business, and we're done with the archaic ablest old ways of the CISERNET, okay? I'm glad we live in an enlightened era.
▶ 899958 (1) No.314552
▶ 6fd436 (2) No.314554
>>314551
Bromont go to bed.
▶ 308735 (7) No.314560>>314566
>>314551
You probably thought you were being funny but 1000+ year old girls are actually the best
▶ 10ade3 (5) No.314566>>314569
>>314560
>Millenniums old kissless eldritch loli
>lived long enough to amass knowledge of various things
>lived long enough to mature into a multi dimensional cake
>mature about everything, but lovey dovey stuff gets her embarrassed because of her lack of knowledge
>her attempts at being proactive and with instant regret and blushing
Yes.
▶ c24d34 (13) No.314568
>>>/sudo/50052
I went ahead and nominated us for the attention hungry games since no one else got around to it.
▶ b22496 (8) No.314569>>314578
>>314566
Now imagine picking her up and hugging her while protests in a vain attempt to hide that she likes it
▶ 10ade3 (5) No.314578>>314579
>>314569
>tell her I want to sleep with her
>pick her up
>she complains and pretends she doesn't want it
>lay her down
>stand above her as she looks back at me with fear and anticipation in her eyes
>lay my head on her belly and sleep like that one vampire loli doujinshi
>wake up
>she's pouting and obviously mad
>"Oh, did you think we were going to do something else?"
>pouting and blushing intensifies
>rants about being an all knowing being and about me only being a puny human
>still hugged my head and stroked my hair the entire time I slept
God damn it, I want an elder god gf.
▶ b22496 (8) No.314579>>314593
>>314578
It is a unique pain, brother
▶ 10ade3 (5) No.314593>>314594
>>314579
One day, anon. One day…
▶ 346108 (1) No.314665
>>314331
I too want to know about the butthurt that occurred during this discovery.
▶ dac81e (2) No.314668>>314741
we need a new thread again
▶ b22496 (8) No.314741