▶ fece6d (1) No.293492>>294091
>>293490 (OP)
Wait! The truth is I am a girl too.
▶ d72103 (1) No.293495
Killing me means i can't get it up. That means no dick, cum, or children for you. More importantly, it looks like you violated the NAP. Hope you like TOW missiles up your ass.
▶ ee66c4 (3) No.293505
>Implying you're going to kill me
▶ 652498 (3) No.293508
You seek to kill me? I would like to see you try.
▶ ee66c4 (3) No.293509>>293511 >>293515
I love how lizardgirls are turning into the designated yandere monster
▶ f1e3a3 (1) No.293511>>293514
▶ ee66c4 (3) No.293514
▶ 20ecf8 (1) No.293515>>293630
>>293490 (OP)
>implying some undead girl or some girl from the underworld would just claim me as her own after you kill me
I know of some better ways for her to protect me from being taken by other girls, but they're a bit too /d/ for this board, so I won't mention them.
>>293509
I still think lamias will always be better suited for being yanderes.
▶ a36227 (1) No.293518
>>293490 (OP)
Calling your bluff.
▶ eceeb8 (1) No.293519
>>293490 (OP)
That's not how yanderes work anon.
If anything, a yandere would first holocaust the entire female (and faggot) population so nobody would ever claim her sweetheart before ever thinking about harming him.
▶ d56b36 (1) No.293520
>>293490 (OP)
>not killing me slowly over time from love all the way to old age where we die together, holding hands
▶ 7c3496 (1) No.293617
>>293490 (OP)
Can we at least have ghost sex?
▶ 890c19 (1) No.293630>>293632 >>294011 >>321081
>>293515
Lamias are yandere by nature.
It used to be they'd hunt you down to the ends of the earth and kill you if cheated on them.
Shirohebis set their husband's soul on fire so not having sex with her hurts him.
▶ 0a6da2 (1) No.293632>>293636 >>293665 >>294236
>>293630
It's funny, they give all these details about cheating on sneks and I just wonder why anyone woulld in the first place
▶ c36a41 (1) No.293635
>>293490 (OP)
Will-o-the-Wisp.
▶ 6b472e (1) No.293636
>>293632
Never underestimate the depths degenerates will go to.
▶ 107fd3 (2) No.293665>>293749
>>293632
It's just there to truly ram home the point.
It could be the lamia's husband escaped and went back home where he kissed his human wife, could be the shirohebi's husband was having a pleasant conversation with his sister he hadn't seen in years (Shirohebi, among the yandere-ass jealous lamias are noted as being extremely fucking jealous creatures) so she gets jealous and sets his soul on fire.
▶ 6c6742 (1) No.293674>>293677
>>293490 (OP)
>man fatally assaulted by STINKY LIZARD
▶ 9251b5 (1) No.293749>>293761 >>293763
>>293665
When a white snake senses her husband cheating on her does she yell "SLUT SAPPIN MAH HUSBAND!" no matter how far away she is at the time.
▶ 93beb4 (2) No.293761
>>293749
I bet a holstaur will tho
▶ 93beb4 (2) No.293763>>293805
>>293749
And then what? Would she run up to him and the slut and whack them silly with a wrench?
▶ eb1b03 (2) No.293805>>293812
>>293763
it is possible that Ammit will provide needed assistance to monstergirls whom are about to be cheated on.
as for the punishment for the cheating men, ammit will dole the punishments out accordingly.
▶ eb1b03 (2) No.293812
>>293805
>it is possible that Ammit will provide needed assistance to monstergirls whom are about to be cheated on.
my mistake, it should be:
>it is possible that Ammit may provide assistance to monstergirls depending on the situation and the overall character of both parties in the relationship.
▶ df707c (4) No.293849>>293923 >>293965
I love Yandere monster girls, does anyone have any stories with them?
▶ 31b39f (1) No.293965
▶ 094f03 (2) No.294011>>294077
>>293630
>shirohebi
>magic snek
>implying not all sneks wield the magic of love
▶ 69905f (1) No.294077
>>294011
They are actually magic, not bullshit good feelings magic akin to booze.
▶ ee42cb (1) No.294091>>294204
>>293492
Why would someone make porn out of that monstrosity? She's not even cute even when you take her reasons into account. She's just a bitch.
▶ 652498 (3) No.294204>>321221
>>294091
>click spoiler
>see file name
>fuckmylife.jpeg
You're a cheeky little shit
▶ 31cf5e (1) No.294236>>321158
>>293632
Well there are several factors at play. First of all there are a lot legends about jealous snake women in Asia.
Then you have KCs setting, where all monster only recently changed into monster girls. These monster girls are sex crazy and like to rape every men they can get their hands on(exception being monster girls like Unicorns ect.) and only make the one men their husband, which they like the most after raping.
While a monster girl stays loyal to her husband and over time the man becomes unattractive to other monster girls thanks to mamono mana, there is a period where the man can be insecure about their new waifu(she only wants me for sex) while still being attractive to other monster girls.
And there are monster girls that do snatch men from other monster girls, before those can decide that they like a certain man enough to make enough to make him their husband. So Lamias have a reason to worry.
▶ db1310 (1) No.294263
>>293490 (OP)
Jokes on you.
If you kill me, I'll just get 72 virgins as reward for my jihad against the infidels
▶ cd3b98 (1) No.294369>>294374
>>293490 (OP)
"Don't kill me, I'd lose you."
▶ 6e882b (1) No.294374>>294438
>>294369
>how to defeat a yandere in one sentence
▶ 62922c (1) No.294438>>321004
>>294374
Nah man, she would just say "I will follow you into the afterlife" or some shit. They usually do the whole kill their love interest then kill themselves deal, believing they'll be reunited in the next life.
▶ df707c (4) No.294442>>294443
What's the worst thing, that you guys think, that a yandere monster girl could do to you?
▶ 094f03 (2) No.294443>>294445 >>294462
>>294442
realize that you're actually kind of a loser and start ignoring you
▶ ee3370 (1) No.294464>>294502
>>293490 (OP)
prologue to that situation
>down on his luck guy
>never succeeded in anything he did
>was never able to get a good job despite having an education
>put so much effort into bettering himself, his personality and body
>wasnt able to get a gf no matter how hard he tried
>finally gets one
>this happens
▶ 56aba4 (3) No.294502>>294511
>>294464
>it turns out the lizard girl was sabotaging him every single time
▶ dc7d16 (1) No.294511>>294513 >>294515
>>294502
That's more of a Danuki thing though
▶ 652498 (3) No.294513>>294515
>>294511
Yandere does crazy things to a girl. On yandere literally any girl is capable of that
▶ 56aba4 (3) No.294515>>294746
>>294511
>>294513
>it takes a girl being yandere to do what comes natural to a danuki
really makes ya think
▶ df707c (4) No.294687>>294694 >>294696
>>294638
I didn't cheat on you! I swear! She is just my sister who likes to hug me!
▶ 370caf (1) No.294694>>294733 >>294800
>>294687
Contact with another woman?
Anon how could you break her heart like that?
Just own up to your infidelity and get your soul set on fire like a man.
▶ d6ea7d (2) No.294696>>294733 >>294800
>>294687
>cheating on your waifu
Your kind gets no mercy around these parts.
▶ 6e90f4 (1) No.294733>>294735 >>294793
>>294694
>>294696
>Being in a relationship with a massive cunt that doesn't let you hug your imouto
Next thing you tell me is that its cheating on your waifu to let your mother give you a kiss on the cheek.
▶ d6ea7d (2) No.294735>>294800
>>294733
You're such a fucking slut, anon.
▶ 2b8d31 (1) No.294746
>>294515
>Yandere Danuki
>She ruins people who might hurt you or take you from her
>Showers you with wealth
▶ 107fd3 (2) No.294793>>294795 >>294800
>>294733
Another woman is kissing you.
What the fuck man?
Only regular lamias would be upset but understanding. Not shirohebis.
▶ 5b5737 (1) No.294795
>>294793
> Take her to meet your parents
> Mom shows her your baby pictures
> Talks about how she used to love giving you baths
▶ 710354 (1) No.320972>>321025
Yandere monster girls are fantastic.
▶ 2a7089 (1) No.321004
>>294438
But what can they do in the next life they couldn't do in this life? Are they just gonna homicide you again when you meet?
▶ f22533 (1) No.321025>>321036
>>320972
I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for her actions.
▶ a110c2 (1) No.321036
>>321025
It’s been awhile since I read the TFT story that went along with it, but if I remember correctly, the dude is her boyfriend that was a hardcore domme and pushed her into some freaky shit (electrocution-play was one of the examples) and became emotionally abusive and threatened to break up when she tried to back out of the stuff that hurt her. Eventually she snapped, overpowered him, and then put him through the sub-positions of all the worst shit he made her do and then overdosed him on spines enough to at least partially mindbreak him.
▶ 88dca7 (1) No.321043
>>321042
Should I not go to work tomorrow?
▶ b71f04 (2) No.321050
>>293490 (OP)
Try me you scaled fuck.
▶ 22e83a (1) No.321052>>321083 >>321125 >>321130
>>293490 (OP)
As if some another girl would ever love me…
▶ 337389 (1) No.321062
>Now hang on that is my sister
>and soon she will be your sister, so be nice!
▶ 66d7e1 (1) No.321081
>>293630
The death penalty for cheating is JUSTICE, not yandere.
▶ 1979f4 (1) No.321083
>>321052
Robot-kun, sort yourself out
▶ ba0ed9 (1) No.321084>>321174
>>293490 (OP)
You can't win, Lizard
If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
▶ 99ba2d (1) No.321125
>>321052
Git gud, son. Get ahead in life and booze yourself up and you'll find someone eventually.
Hold out for monster girls, though.
▶ b3282d (1) No.321130
>>321052
I know the feeling. At least monsters should be able to love us right?
Right?
▶ d97c04 (2) No.321158>>321168
>>294236
Your head canon is all fucked up. Most monster girls end up marrying the first man they have sex with. It's how women are programmed, and with monster girls that instinct is turned up to 11.
▶ b71f04 (2) No.321168>>321171 >>321198
>>321158
Have you actually read the profiles? Most state plainly:
>If [MG] likes the man she had sex with, they are married.
It implies that MGs are rape happy cunts who would fuck any guy in hopes they find the right one.
Yeah, KC canon is kinda fucked up and shit varies from person to person. This whole point is moot.
▶ d97c04 (2) No.321171>>321240
>>321168
You ignore the, "when she finds a man who suits her fancy" part of the game here, anon.
▶ 13b9c9 (1) No.321174
>>321084
Careful, Ben. This is a Lizardwoman you're dealing with. She might just consider that an incentive.
▶ a8f0da (3) No.321198>>321240
>>321168
You skipped the part where it states they only rape the men that they fancy.
▶ 086fd9 (2) No.321240>>321256 >>321257
>>321171
>>321198
Don't werewolves gangbang guys they kidnap from villages?
▶ a8f0da (3) No.321256>>321259
>>321240
If they fancy the guy
▶ 960256 (1) No.321257>>321259
>>321240
No, they fuck him one by one.
▶ 086fd9 (2) No.321259>>321270 >>321271
>>321257
>>321256
So a pack will just marry one dude and share him amongst themselves?
▶ 1c6f61 (2) No.321270
>>321259
That's how packs in some animals work.
▶ a0d7c8 (1) No.321271
>>321259
Yes, that's the whole point of werewolves in KCverse: they are one of the default harem entries.
Hellhound is the monogamous awoo.