I was walking around Providence rhode island when I saw sam on the street. I greeted him and told him I was a fan, and with a big grin he invited me to a "special screening" of KSTV season 2. I got in the passenger seat of his car and we drove for a bit before parking in front of an empty beach. I was confused but then he handcuffed me and said he was gonna take my anal virginity. He pulled it out but it still took a good 5-7 minutes of awkward fapping to get it hard. When it was in I barely felt it and it became soft again really quick. Sam looked pretty embarrassed so he just let me out of the car at that point. Do I have AIDS now??