/mde/ - MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME

>>30207

the funny part is despite the roids, and for his size, Sam isn't very strong at all

Sam is 6'4"/6'5", 250-270lbs, and claims a 405 squat/deadlift. And he said that within the past 2 years, so it probably took him a few years to get there

I'm 5'11" and was squatting ~300 at a bodyweight of ~185 in about 4 or 5 months

even with weightlifting he fucks up lol

>>30208

He's probably too lazy to lift, wonder what his csgo rank is

>>30206

He fell just short of fulfilling his dream, and I'm not talking about WP getting cancelled. Comedy is a generational lingo, and Sam's generation left the cultural limelight just as MDE got big. Not only is Sam too old to organically navigate/break through the zoomer head space, but his old audience (millennials) are too fucking old, lethargic and rigid to process or create new dynamic trends, comedic or otherwise anyway. Sam lovingly sculpted MDE like a marble statue for a decade only for it to crumble under the weight of time, I'd be pretty messed up too. So what else is he to do? Coping with the death of his baby, he plateaued into wilful sluggishness. Without purpose, drive or the gift of normality, he decided to spend the remainder of his days subsisting from gum road shekels earned solely through his status as a former meme. 2016 really was the end, and here we all are, whispering and coping a full 4 years after the fact.

>>30211

zoomers are slaves to instagram, youtube, and TikTok algorithms.

algorithms written by vultures to take advantage, knowing they are rewiring your brains and not giving the slightest fuck unless it's profitable

> organically navigate/break through the zoomer head space

youtube (where zoomers spend 0% of their time) artifically tweaked its algorithms to. zoomers are lab animals for silicon valley exploiters. they're also the first majority minority generation, being culturally fractitional is a racial, cultural, physical, real world reality among them just as much as the scattered digital media landscape that already scatters everyone involved

>>30211

you act like Sam deserved success. He didn't. He's a sociopathic cunt.

Charls on the other hand..

can anyone who knows Sam confirm that he has a ballbusting fetish?

>>30213

>charlspilled faggot detected.

Shut up, faggot. Charls tries to preach basic bitch armchair philosophy with a lot of self contradictory undertones combine it with weird nihilism and basically chakra bullshit and you have Charls on Twitch every day. And Charls cultists pay him to say this shit because they want an internet daddy.

He's basically a more pretentious version of JBP.

Imagine thinking Charls isn't in his own right a sociopath.

>>30213

Toying with women's feelings doesn't make you a sociopath, the average woman has done shit 100x more destructive and conniving to some random dude in her life than whatever sammy boi allegedly did to channing. Sam never came across as a genuinely mean or ill intentioned person by the way he spoke, not at all like someone who'd go out of his way to latch on and destroy somebody (which is what ACTUAL malice looks like, not "waaa waaa he is mildly self centred and said mean things about wamen"). Just go to any place dedicated to "lolcows" or fucking with chris chan or something else from that neighbourhood of the web if you want to see what legitimately malignant internet autists look like.

>>30220

tor user knows

pls, enlighten us