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c5cfad No.24989

Do you ever feel like nothing matters? Don't. There is one perennial existentialist question that philosophers all hinge modus operandi upon; In the absurdity of existence, does what I do matter? In order to answer that, you must have an understanding for what is and what isn't, and why it matters.

This leads to the most basic axiom that a human being who is aware of his subjective experience is confronted with - "The axiom of empty set" which poses, "There is a set such that no set is a member of it" or in other words, there is nothing and there is something - and the human experience can only come to know something objective through his subjective experience. To know your mother exists is the experience of knowing your mother - the biological implication of knowing relies on the objective causal circumstance of your mother being knowable. It is only that you come to know objective reality as the experience of you that the axiom of empty set can mean anything at all, because the dichotomy of empty and non-empty objectivity is subjectively experienced.

This is why the axiom of extensionality, which tells us that two sets are equal if and only if they have precisely the same members. Given any set A and any set B, if for every set X, X is a member of A if and only if X is a member of B, then A is equal to B. This shows us that there is an objective item that has its own nature in reality, asserting truth in an objective reality without the subjective knowing of that item to interfere. This axiom is the reason that biology, physics, and math are not in opposition to language, art, and music - there is a tacit understanding that there is the object and there is the experience of that object, and that they are separate.

Jean Paul Sartre noted that coming to this truth - that humans are confronted with stark objective truth behind the eyes of subjective experience. This epiphany of realizing the truth of existence in the human experience is painful and horrifying, but necessary for realizing absolute human freedom. After all, Sartre said that coming to know objective truth is a type of "being" that is categorically human in ways that "being" is not, referring to your experience of objective truth without a conscious experience of "what is" despite yourself. In this sense, Sartre gives meaning to action by attributing only an imposition of action to achieving the former kind of knowing - the knowing that gives you access to freedom, but also bears the horror and anxiety of a truth without God or order. It is the subjective experience itself that offers freedom - the experience of objective truth is horrifying and it must be uncomfortable and horrifying if it were to mean anything. He disregards the atheist philosophers of nihilism and cynicism that claim existence in an absurd world with no divine force or order, is a valueless, needless, and non-urgent prospect. To Sartre, freedom is the ultimate good - the human is assigned a human biological nature that is aligned with freedom - he can will thoughts, actions, assertions, beliefs, and through his speculations he can deny the freedom of others; "Hell is other people", his famous line references a humanity where the truth of absurdist existence and the consequent ultimate freedom of the individual is not yet achieved, and so to be an individual among individuals is to be an individual who experiences his life without the objective truth, and with the projected subjective experiences of others. It is all a soup of subjectivity until truth is borne upon the individual - the horrifying and uncomfortable experience of coming to know that existence is absurd and unordered is the only subjective experience a conscious human being is capable of that is contingent on the truth of objective reality. And when he is upon that truth, he is free of the subjectivity that impresses upon him - the wanton flashes of thought that you hear yourself speak in your head when you spend alone in a room that are just mimicries of the larger voices that your impulsive emotions latch on to in your humanness.

In other words, actions matter. Actions matter when existence seemingly does not matter, because they are the only way to get existence to matter. They are the only way to truth. They are to the human experience as whiskers of a dog are to sensing himself for balancing. Actions, for a human being, are the proof that the individual experiences meaning in absurd existence - after all, the cynic and nihilist can exist without any attributions of himself unto meaning or value, but only the individual who has the 'belief' of meaning of himself, can assert the 'belief' of meaning in action. One cannot impel himself to believe, because a belief either is or isn't. In that the individual cannot will himself to genuine belief, genuine belief is a quality of the mind that is still acquired by action. Coming to know truth is experiencing truth insofar as he has the free will to consider himself, as an individual, in the absurdity of reality, and to acknowledge what his freedom (his free will to act) means after that exposition. One cannot approach the objective truth of absurd reality, experience the discomfort and horror, and achieve the understanding of freedom - the individual is only human, and that understanding of freedom must be acquired the same way genuine belief of any objective reality is acquired - through an act of coming to know. You force someone to find existence meaningful, it must be 'experienced'. In the same way that you cannot force someone to know the pleasure of music, it is only a thing to be understood as a human being with dopamine and serotonin and understanding of the lyrics of a song and their attribution. The human being relies on willed actions in order for a subjective experience to make any sense of objective reality - to be human is to act. If being human (existing) has any value or meaning at all, it is in the human nature (his ability to make sense of the world in subjective experience) - and the ultimate sense of the world is in its absurdity, which casts a reflection on the individual himself - he cannot help but see his place in the world differently now that he knows this objective truth. The human being is a math equation - he is a function of reality because he cannot know objective reality any other way - he is stuck in his biology and must rely on his organic eyes to tell him that things really exist and are not just spectres of malfunctioning humanness. He navigates the world with science, and the axioms that prove science ultimate end up at the unlikely conference of experience and truth.

That there is a truth is what makes things matter. That the nihilist can't see why fucking a baby is any different than giving money to the poor, given that a suffering baby and a helping hand are only discerned through the individual who experiences pain, suffering, relief, and happiness in his neurons - what truth is there to babyfucking being evil if we cannot prove that neuronal pain or psychological trauma is hinged upon anything substantive. It's all the same. Everything negates each other to the nihilist. The nihilist wants substantive, objective truth so he can disregard the subjective experience, and since he cannot get that in the realm of the human, he commiserates with his subjectivity by striking a deal and allowing it to take precedence in his life, with the caveat that nothing matters but the subjective experience. Life never has meaning to the nihilist and cynic, but it can be enjoyed and we can be free of suffering - but to Sartre, the disregard of objective truth is a life without meaning. Nihilism is a front - it's a fake, a scam, and a lie. The nihilist that confronts the absurdity of truth and does not see the meaning in action, ultimately does not see the meaning in life. He ends up fucking babies and he when he goes on 4chan claiming "well, life is just a ride. I'll fuck as many babies as I want - it doesn't matter", he cannot distinguish an action that deserts truth from an action that moves toward truth. Everything is the same to the nihilist because the nihilist has approached the absurdity of life, but he has not come to the belief of meaning in action - the nihilist is experiencing an unfinished human experience. He has not met freedom because he sees no value in acting - everything is an act that serves subjective variance. In the light of objective truth, action is fundamentally different. Someone who is free acts differently than someone who is not free - and we know what freedom is because it is the proof of this difference. The nihilist and cynic is the proof that acting by subjective experience without contingency on objective truth is just more involuntary impulsion - "Hell is other people" because they see you perceive you in the world in the same mode you perceive yourself - their perception of you affects your ability to act. Their volition is interfering with your ascendency to truth because actions matter - actions only matter because they get you to the realization of absurd reality, and because they are the precursor to beliefs - beliefs become the imprint of those actions. Your propositional attitudes are beliefs that cannot escape the subjectivity borne from your biological mind - you navigate the objective world with the whiskers of subjectivity, and the beliefs you have are intertwined with other peoples' subjectivity transposed in the world. The absurd truth is the cream that rises to the top of this miasma of earthly life experience, and the belief of value and meaning in action that the nihilist does not have, can only be expressed when there is a belief in the inimitable value of action derived from knowing invisible truth. The nihilist is a circumstance of misappropriated or non-existent action. He is the product of seeing truth but a will that cannot confirm belief in value. He is unfinished, and has work left to do. Sartre attributes meaning to existence in an act that confers upon him a belief - and because there is no specific act that can impress upon him the epiphany of absurdity and the confirmation of value in the backdrop of that absurdity, a life of acting in movement toward that belief is valuable.

Go out and do something nice for someone. Leave behind the cynicism of message-board cynicism, porn, hate, bad faith, and humor. Don't look away from what's uncomfortable, approach it knowing that the subjective experience of pain is not a reflection of the truth until the truth is a reflection of the subjective experience of pain. Be a human being by acting like a human being. Aim to believe in what you don't yet believe - and don't rest un your laurels of belief as a cynic because nihilism is not the dint of the human universe of experience. You don't have to fear the doubt and unknowing of subjective experience, because as long as you keep acting, you are moving closer to freedom. Living is valuable when living is movement toward freedom. Look at your thoughts and consider yourself as another individual in the untrained reflection of a world yearning for truth, the organic being that cannot help but require movement through his biological faculties; you engender the human experience, experience doe not engender you - you accesses objective reality, reality cannot accessing you. You act upon the world in order to find truth, truth does not become known to you, apriori. Act and become.

If you're black, disregard everything I've said up until now. Okay, my black people - you can tune in: I repeat: the following is for the black audience: Pull your pants up. Kendrick Lamar is making money off of your ignorance. What you want to do is get up, go to the ballot box on Election Day, and vote for Donald Fitzgerald Trump. You need to push a lever that says "Donald Trump" and then vote again by writing "Donald Trump" in the write-in category. If all goes according to plan, two things are gonna happen. The first thing that's going to happen is that Bone Thugs N Harmony is going to be considered hate music. We finally institute an equal rights law - the civil rights for white people that says "Niggas Can't Say Nigga" - and what's going to happen is that white people are going to say nigga. A lot. This is going to seem confusing at first, but just trust us - we're white and we know what we're doing, so let us say "Nigga". Second thing that's going to happen is that black people are gonna get a new word to take the place of nigga - it's like medicaid, in that instead of getting healthcare because you pay for it, you get healthcare in place of paying for it by being a leech on society. Now you get a new word for being a leech on society - that word is called "Maestro Uomo Bianco" which is really three words, but since you're black the Italian language is completely evasive and it all just sounds like one word. This word means "Master White Man" - it doesn't mean that blacks are less than whites, it just means that we have separate but equal need to say the word "Nigga", and since you got to say it for so long, it's our time to use it. We're going to make the word mean "Fuck Hip-Hop Nigga, Gimme That Big Gorilla Dick", we do this as a Pre-Tweet. White people invent Pre-tweeting - which is making a statement before it gets to Twitter. Because Twitter is just used as a platform to destroy the white race, white people invent Pre-Tweeting, also known as "Inventing", which is the way ambitious people communicate in a free society. We are basically white enough to change the word "Nigga" to whatever we want, and because Shawn King cannot retweet ambition and intelligence, he can't stop us. This is what's known as the Third Industrial Revolution - and the only thing that comes out of this industrial revolution is the invention of making black people say "What's up, Fuck Hip-Hop Nigga, Gimme That Big Gorilla Dick" in their rap songs before they know they're saying it. Then when they realize that they're saying it, it's too late, by the time they're retweeting our appropriation of the word, it's too late. They're faggots. Rap music is now considered an art form where instead of talking about the black experience in america over a computerized beat that a 5-year old could make in Garageband, it is now an artform where black people come out of the closet to a soundtrack of 808 drums. The New Jim Crow is now trying to rap without admitting that they want to suck some gorilla cock, and Jimmy boy ain't budging. The Adventures of Huck Finn 2 is written, and black people are called faggots in it and this time, Mark Twain ain't there to save 'em if you know what i'm saying, nigga. Now the Democrats are in power, and Chelsea Clinton has mulatto children from inter-racial marriage, and the blacks are left to wonder if the white man is appropriating their identity now too. We took rock n' roll and made Eminem and Macklemore into the most successful rappers, and guess what? They never said "nigga" in their songs. Eminem and Macklemore are adopted into the new Rap Music Hall of Fame that BET created with federal welfare money through executive order in Operation Obama Will Pay Until GarageBand Is Considered An Instrument. What we have left is the New Jim Crow. And the fundamental question is posed, "Was Mike Brown a real nigga?" Say no and have your city burned to the ground by blacks that pray in the Church of Brownianity Of Latterday Attack Cops - have you ever seen a city that has burned down everything until there's nothing left but the steeples of black churches? It's called Detroit, homeboy, and this time there's no Mark Twain to save you, if you know what I'm sayin'. They even took the Marshalls down, the only store in town that got federal stimulus money and a federal government license from the Malia Obama Make Them Pay Committee. Oh yeah, did I mention Obama's daughter, Malia is appointed a committee to allow black businesses to use foodstamps for lottery tickets because Malcolm X, which is now studied instead of Civics, is decided that Lottery Tickets could be considered food if they were served with BBQ Sauce. There is a verse in the Koran that the Supreme Court uses to justify this change, and Ginsberg considers it her Jewish duty to use the Koran's excerpt about "spilling the cracker blood like BBQ sauce, and slurpin that shit like a nigga slurpin some fine Persian bitch". Ginsberg has made everything Christian in America decidedly, "Pre-Islamic" because Jews have already made Europe multicultural enough to get rid of the multitude of white culture in Europe. Italians don't have a sports car industry anymore, they have a rape industry. The French don't have an Eiffel Tower, they have large amounts of rape. The German economy is not among the strongest in the world, but rape is a large proportion of GDP. GDP measures rape per capita of muslim - and European women are a precious rape-commodity measured by the rape-index on the stockmarket. Did I mention Europe doesn't use the Euro anymore? They decided that because Muslims put more value on raping white women than anything else, let alone fiat currency, that rape-speculation was a much more stable object for trade. Now Europe is rich, but it's wealth is entirely based on the singularization of a one-commodity economy - Europe doesn't have oil, so they sell rape, instead. No more Italian engineers can build Ferraris because Europe runs on rape now - and there's no speed limit for Muslim debauchery, and even if there was, the cops in New Racial Europe do not have a concept of what laws are because everything that was illegal in old Europe had died with the white race. We don't have Bernie Sanders to break up the banks, because the banks are selling rape and Bernie's communism of fucking over white people to give homes to the brown people is literally happening - Bernie Sanders' bourgeoisie doesn't exist anymore because the tools of production are Muslim Dicks and the proletariat are white women's vaginas, and guess what? Karl Marx did not foresee billions of people immigrating to a nation despite the security of the demographic cohesion of the host state - he thought capitalism would transform the fabric of society by asserting roles onto wage earners. Well, what happens when capitalism uses rape as a currency? The proletariat cannot "storm the bastille" and take over the means of production for equality because they're gonna be the owner of a corporation that produces a profit of Dick in their ass. The Muslims have devised a system where whites have no equality, and equality is not desired. You see, whites can only operate in societies that don't produce rape, and can progress society with science and industry. But Muslims have demonstrated that they can create states and nations as long as oil comes out of the ground. Look at Dubai - it's made up of slave labor, but it looks like if McDonalds was a wealthy University. They selling Bic Macs in a castle, because they have enough money to do it. Now they're selling rape in Europe, and it's working because there's a large supply of people willing to buy rape, which is free to all Muslim people by virtue of their insidious genes. They are wealthy by virtue of being Muslim rapists - whereas white people needed to invent Calculus and shit to get wealthy. Oil lets you skip all that shit. Didn't you know that? Didn't you know that all these nations still deny women driver's licenses and make them sleep in garbage bags with breathing-holes because they have enough Oil to make up for it. 50% of people in Iran are burned at the stake for being gay, and people are graduating from medical school in Iran without addressing homosexuality beause Oil is coming out of the ground so much that homos can die and the black gold will still buy whatever. In oil economies, the country does not turn into a shithole until the oil stops - Venezuelans are starving to death now because of their oil-economy, but Muslims can subsidize their oil industries for as long as rape is a valuable commodity - and rape will always remain a valuable commodity because of the predominance of oil. How can a woman say "Well whatabout human rights?" from the child-seat of the car she has to sit in. If she even dares wonder about why she can't play soccer and have ovaries simultaneously, she's getting a child-seat filled with dogshit. You think it can't get worse than not being able to drive in Saudi Arabia, trust me, when people are raping people as a 9 to 5 job, then you don't want to know what they're doing on their off-hours. Ted Bundy didn't rape women, he raped corpses because he saw a value prospect somewhere that nobody else saw. Muslim countries are basically a value-prospect that civilized people don't see - the women can't drive thing only makes sense to us because women drive in our societies. Ted Bundy was seen as a serial killer until someone saw a dick-shaped whole in the skull and Ted admitted that he fucked eyesockets, of nearly all his victims, and he never got tired of it. We didn't know anything about Ted Bundy because we couldn't imagine skull-fucking - well now we know what skullfucking is and you can thank Ted Bundy for seeing a value proposition in something nobody else was buying on the market. When the stock market is selling something that you find valuable and nobody else does - the value is supposed to depreciate. How come rape is so valuable to Muslims when it's not valuable to anyone else? Ask Ted Bundy why eye-sockets were better than vaginas. His answer will be impenetrable to normal people, "Well you see, dead-girl pussy isn't as secure as an eyesocket" Whoahhhh-whoah Ted, I have no frame of reference for your value system because it only makes sense in the context of your depravity. This is the Muslim economy. Only Muslims are allowed to see beneath the Burqa. The white man can't see beneath what he doesn't understand. It's too late to make Burqas illegal - there's already too many secrets under there. We only see the surface - a Muslim man can get horny from looking at the Burqa and a Western man cannot - that's a value proposition that we don't see, my friend - they are putting a price on the complexion of ankle-skin and we are still stuck on "human rights". We don't even get to the part where we wonder if the woman under their has big titties because we have decided to create society's that wonder about the welfare of the individual before focusing on the titties. We are dealing with people who have created a society where a woman can have "voluptuous eyebrows" and they can get hard off that - white Americans and Europeans have no fucking chance. Have you tried jacking off to JPEGs? I don't even know if it's possible anymore to my 21st century dick. These people are on eternal dial-up - the color of a woman's eyes is being traded by 24.4 baud modem in chatrooms on America Online. They're on America Online and we're not anymore - you don't have to wonder why people who hate America are on America Online, you just have to wonder why a human being in 2016 would be on America Online - that's how impenetrable this is to us. Now imagine a society where rape is available to anyone at all times, and even still, they get off to women in Burqas. If a 14 year old discovers Spankbang.com, he has exactly 1 year tp break an inevitable addiction to HD porn before he needs Cialis - there's no debating this. Erectile Dysfunction is the New Jim Crow now. Muslims have created a society where everyone has rape for dinner, every night, and they never get tired of it. Do people get tired of money? No - it's the perennial factor of progress in human society. Well, which society hasn't progressed? Muslims. They discovered Algebra because they needed a rape-variable to keep track of their feral impulses. They discovered math by raping people - How on fucking earth are they going to invent money divorced from the math-rape they use? They can't even perceive of a society where women's assholes and vaginas are part of their bodies and not part of a hedge fund portfolio. They are hedging their trades with genitalia from women - because they put a price on them and that price can alleviate the risk of too much rape. "Too much rape" only makes sense in terms of raping more women. It's fucking over. We're done. Malia Obama has an affirmative action "catch-up" program to get black people to achieve equality by making supply and demand free from institutionalized racism. Guess what? It doesn't work - supply and demand isn't racist because black people are buying Air Jordan's even when it depletes the labor supply - In 2020, One pair of Air Jordans costs 4 Treyvon Martins, or 12 present day black men. Simple calculus tells us that the supply is going to make the demand revert to unsustainable levels as more and more black people want Jordans and less and less black people exist, as the limit of black people wanting to create a society without Air Jordan's reaches the limit of infinity. This is the new economics they dont teach you in Harvard - the government is licensing out supermarkets to use food stamps for lottery-ticket purchases beacuse Co-President Malika Of the Obama Tribe read a Malcolm X book where Malcolm claimed "Only House-Niggers don't eat their lottery tickets with some BBQ Sauce". It was a metaphor - Malcolm meant that a lottery ticket was like a piece of fried chicken to a black man, irresistible when dipped in the blood of the white man. Now blacks buy lotto tickets with food stamps, and if the new economy says lottery tickets have calories, you best believe the government is going to put that Church's Chicken BBQ sauce on it.

That's all I'm saying.

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6f7ab7 No.24990

>>24989

All the effort to post this to produce a shitty take. This is what happens when a brainlet takes uppers.

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a98f60 No.25001

nice diary post faggot

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69701f No.25007

ok now wot

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43cb3f No.25015

> That the nihilist can't see why fucking a baby is any different than giving money to the poor, given that a suffering baby and a helping hand are only discerned through the individual who experiences pain, suffering, relief, and happiness in his neurons - what truth is there to babyfucking being evil if we cannot prove that neuronal pain or psychological trauma is hinged upon anything substantive. It's all the same. Everything negates each other to the nihilist. The nihilist wants substantive, objective truth so he can disregard the subjective experience, and since he cannot get that in the realm of the human, he commiserates with his subjectivity by striking a deal and allowing it to take precedence in his life, with the caveat that nothing matters but the subjective experience. Life never has meaning to the nihilist and cynic, but it can be enjoyed and we can be free of suffering - but to Sartre, the disregard of objective truth is a life without meaning. Nihilism is a front - it's a fake, a scam, and a lie. The nihilist that confronts the absurdity of truth and does not see the meaning in action, ultimately does not see the meaning in life. He ends up fucking babies and he when he goes on 4chan claiming "well, life is just a ride. I'll fuck as many babies as I want - it doesn't matter"

this seems to sum up Sam Hyde pretty well, except he doesn't fuck babies because the consequences wont let him, so he settles for 16yo's

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fba24c No.25062

>>24990

>>25015

you're both pitiful faggots

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535d1f No.25069

i'm not reading this and board op is a fucking loser for stickying it

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2d4347 No.25083

>>25069

>board op

You fucking what

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c7d01c No.25105

ew why is this stickied idgaf

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dbc346 No.25131

This reminds me of r/mde at the end, minus the funny

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593cbf No.25173

>>24989

who wrote this? who the FUCK wrote this?

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593cbf No.25175

It's actually kind of impressive that someone could write so much without saying anything substantial. Waste of time.

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048ceb No.25263

File: ba155929dda7dca⋯.jpg (51.51 KB,450x337,450:337,aspergers.jpg)

>Do you ever feel like nothing matters?

No. Everything matters. Reality is fragile. Whether I take my hands off the keyboard to scratch my nose while typing this sentence, or after I finish typing, can decide the fate of China's economy or Tesla's stock value. Who knows!

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57d67c No.25266

File: 6fd49e204f0054e⋯.jpg (197.12 KB,1200x1200,1:1,50-cent-best-musicjpg.jpg)

>>24989

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDMhlvbOFaM

Girl, It's easy to love me now

Would you love me if I was down and out?

Would you still have love for me?

Girl, It's easy to love me now

Would you love me if I was down and out?

Would you still have love for me girl?

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ca7526 No.25312

Writing like that is done by people who are trying to hide their ideas from criticism.

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05ac2a No.25422

Timothy Richard Heidecker (/ˈhaɪdɛkər/; born February 3, 1976) is an American comedian, writer, director, actor, and musician. He is best known as one half of the comedy duo Tim & Eric, along with Eric Wareheim. They are noted for creating the television shows Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, and Tim & Eric's Bedtime Stories.

Heidecker has also acted in several films, including Bridesmaids (2011), Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2012), The Comedy (2012), Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) and Us (2019). He currently co-hosts the parodic film review web series On Cinema and stars in the comedy series Decker, both alongside Gregg Turkington.

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baed71 No.25458

“Let’s face it, the anus was not made for intercourse. It’s supposed to be a one-way passage,” Dr. Streicher points out. The vagina, on the other hand, “has a thick, elastic, accordion-like lining designed to stretch to accommodate a penis, or a baby.”

Rectal tissue is thinner and doesn’t share the same elasticity, so there’s a greater chance it can tear, says Dr. Streicher, who is the author of Sex Rx. And tearing increases your odds of contracting a sexually transmitted infection.

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57d67c No.25463

File: c66d5b90ff091ea⋯.png (422.76 KB,551x597,551:597,1558369885121.png)

>>25458

I don't care, I'm going to have anal sex with my chilean gf's culito as she screams ay papiiii ay ay ay papi ayyyyyyyyyy ay papi ayy

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baed71 No.25466

Tearing Tissue

The lining of the anal canal and rectum are thinner and more easily torn than tissue inside the vagina. Since there is no natural lubrication, there is no protection from friction. But there are simple ways to address this, ways that also make sense from a pleasure perspective. Start slow, make sure you know your own limits, and use lots of lubricant.

Tearing Muscle

At the opening of the anus, where the outside of your body becomes the inside of your body, there are two ringed sphincter muscles. It's not common, but the sphincter muscles, as any muscle, can tear.

Tears can heal and be repaired, but paying attention to your body, going slow and never forcing anything in to the anus is also essential for safe anal sex.

The Vacuum Effect

This may be a lesser known concern, but it's key if you want to avoid an embarrassing and possibly dangerous trip to the ER. There is a sort of vacuum or suction effect in the anus and rectum such that once something slips past the sphincter muscles, it can be drawn up further into your body.

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57d67c No.25467

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>>25466

ay joder mi culo papiii. hazme gritar.

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f0b59d No.25468

Anal sex may be linked to an increased risk of incontinence, particularly among men who have sex with men, a U.S. study suggests.

Researchers analyzed national health survey data from 6,150 adults and found 37 percent of women and about 5 percent of men reported trying anal intercourse at least once.

When they did, the women were 50 percent more likely than their peers to report having fecal incontinence at least once a month, while the men’s odds of incontinence were almost tripled.

More research is needed to understand how anal sex might lead to incontinence, though it’s possible that the practice contributes to decreased anal sphincter tone that leads to stool leakage in some people, Whitehead said.

“However, common sense suggests that people who engage in anal intercourse should be advised against introducing rigid or large objects into the rectum as this increases the risk of trauma,” he said. “They should also be encouraged to treat pain or bleeding as a warning to stop and seek medical evaluation.”

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82e372 No.25523

>>25466

based vacuum effect on my cock

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6061a3 No.25549

God damnit I love this board. This cured my depression. I'm throwing away my JUUL Starter Kit!

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6061a3 No.25560

>>25263

If you scratch it hard enough, can you smell something? You know.. er.. scratch and sniff.

Basically uh… Can you make China's economy plummet? Thanks in advance. ~Orange Man

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a98f60 No.25561

File: 3db51d5ef2318f2⋯.jpg (75.82 KB,499x586,499:586,1558533684133.jpg)

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05ac2a No.25566

File: 4932939c5ef2a9e⋯.jpg (139.79 KB,576x1024,9:16,IMG_8314 2.JPG)

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68e946 No.25637

🕊

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5f7f46 No.25660

>>24989

America Runs On Dunkin'.

Dunkin' Runs On Rape.

#staywoke

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6061a3 No.25689

Who is the board OP anyways? You don't have to Dox yourself, but I'll follow you on Twitter for sure, I have some business inquiries.

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583122 No.25702

>>24989

>Actions matter when existence seemingly does not matter, because they are the only way to get existence to matter. They are the only way to truth. They are to the human experience as whiskers of a dog are to sensing himself for balancing. Actions, for a human being, are the proof that the individual experiences meaning in absurd existence - after all, the cynic and nihilist can exist without any attributions of himself unto meaning or value, but only the individual who has the 'belief' of meaning of himself, can assert the 'belief' of meaning in action.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4zvy2q/freedom_and_what_it_means_to_be_free/

plagiarism sucks

(sac)

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6061a3 No.25703

File: 4b44a42c955065e⋯.png (28.2 KB,605x134,605:134,so close my man.png)

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4628be No.25726

>>25702

will smith didn't need to say nigga is his songs, well i do, so fuck eminem and fuck you too

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c17bff No.25730

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c2cb6d No.25734

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6061a3 No.25774

Best thing I've read all week.

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e43618 No.25823

>>24989

shut the fuck up, get the fuck out of here

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ba52a9 No.25827

>>25730

sticky this

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74896c No.26038

>>25827

im getting sick of this

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350a61 No.26518

File: 4ab3c315ef3de8d⋯.jpg (111.22 KB,1080x1080,1:1,1558104769268.jpg)

tfw no mummy gf

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685e69 No.26580

File: 2aa2ef191c100e7⋯.jpg (767.7 KB,1439x1801,1439:1801,ed-is-the-new-jim-crow-he-….jpg)

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>>24989

>"Erectile Dysfunction is the New Jim Crow now."

Holy Shit.

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00ffd1 No.26584

File: 9b4d3851d701f1a⋯.mp4 (3.53 MB,480x480,1:1,shnuggles.mp4)

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57d67c No.26603

File: 9b646d470b4167a⋯.webm (7.91 MB,320x240,4:3,I want to tell you someth….webm)

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01e70b No.26700

No longer pinned, rip

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9773f6 No.29669

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>24989

>Bone Thugs N Harmony becomes hate music

I'm crying, my sides

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97e939 No.29670

>>29669

Billy Bone is foinnnne as hell

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97e939 No.29671

>>29670

*Bizzy

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9773f6 No.29672

>>29671

*Dizzy

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9773f6 No.29673

>>29672

*Shizzy

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9773f6 No.29678

The trendy word is Snowball. It's not Bleached juxtaposed to Blacked, it's snowballed.

They really called it "Bleached", this isn'tthe right word.

Old mafia dad asks you "I know you've been seein' my daughta.. you been Ballin' her?"

Mulattos getting powerbanged by hung white dudes are getting Snowballed in WM/BW IR porn.

Get your girl Snowballed, not Blacked.

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48c098 No.29679

>>29678

Almost none of you niggers are white though in America. You are all shit skin mixes. What's a blonde girl with Dutch and German blood supposed to do in this climate of mudskin "white' guys. The obsession with" whiteness" is an obsession on your mixed heritage…

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9773f6 No.29681

>>29679

You mean whites in America are black? Gee, who woulda thought…

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