/mde/ - MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME

holy fuck didn't expect the

>FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

On the one hand I feel sorry for Charles making such a fool of himself and having everyone see that there isn't much to him, but on the other hand, he's chosen to put himself on twitch and make that bargain with the devil.

>>24039

you really have to wonder about the full extent of what sam did/said to charls that broke their friendship. it's clear the two didn't just "drift apart" to pursue their own ventures. there's something deeply personal there, and charls' reaction here demonstrates just that.

there's a long list of people who have been fucked over by sam in various ways and who, after realizing what kind of person he is, blew some kind of mental fuse in an uncharacteristic manner.

sam only came crawling back to charls in the form of pathetic public groveling after realizing he needed the mde crew back together to maximize his cash inflow. he's used to being forgiven and given the red carpet treatment– that's what being idolized by thousands of teenagers over the course of years will do to a person.

charls' viewers have nagged him constantly for the last year+ to allow sam to suck him back in– i'd snap eventually too. what else can charls do to get the message through that he's not fucking interested in mde shit anymore?

>>24039

someone please tweet this to sam

This is so confusing. Its not like WP didn't have pieces as deep as what Charls and Andy are doing with Bombstrap. He's obviously just pissed off about something Sam did and let it get to his head.

>>24046

what is mr.pregnant if not a sketch? What is the difference between a short film and a sketch really? Couldn't the man who wasn't there as well be called a short film or sketch.

>>24047

This. Is Charls too brain damaged to understand he just put out a sketch?

>>24047

>>24048

No wonder he lost it on stream the other night. You retards really can’t let it go

>>24039

I said it before and I'll say it again. Charls is angry that his entire youth culminated in a failed sketch comedy group and now he's dealing with the consequences of having nothing. Nobody made this faggot waste his life.

>>24039

Nice. Good to know a good Samaritan would upload this.

Hey, Charls if you're reading this: Yes, you blew up a bit in the video, but at least you were direct and honest. That's something that lots (if not all) of MDE fans haven't received in quite a long time.

It makes less sad about stuff like the crew getting back together happening.

>>24047

>>24048

he's been saying sketch comedy. y'know like mde. bombstrap is more artsy

I'm happy Charls is more or less stepping away from sketch comedy. I enjoy him in a more serious setting.

>>24068

I agree. Hope Charls feels better as time goes on.

>>24070

>tfw ywn make Charls feel good about himself

This is the first time I've ever seen Charls express genuine emotion. Unless that bit was just another level of hist cryptic, esoteric, post-ironic art-humor, but I doubt it.

>>24045

No don't his heart can't handle it

>>24039

ITT:

People don't realize Charls often times does "Bits" or "acts" while he's livestreaming. While some may consider this authentic, as someone pointed out he still regularly does sketch comedy.

Also, they didn't watch Dune that day, they watched it today because he was "in a mood" as he put it.

Maybe if people stopped fawning over him and sucking his dick on his twitch, and tell him he's coming off like ringo starr after the beatles broke up, he'd stop being such a tantrum-throwing faggot

>>24068

it was fucking EXCRUCIATING watching balfaggot desperately bring up gay topics to try to get the chat going after chuck's outburst turned it into a graveyard

>>24104

he never would've done that if baldanders wasn't going on about wp2 funding. unless you think that's all part of the act then ok

>>24109

Holy shit, did everyone leave the chat after or were just silent?

We’re any of the usual Charls orbiters commenting like Aly?

>>24117

yeah everyone completely shut up while charls just played songs. ally doesn't even comment much these days it seems

>>24118

How much longer did the stream last afterwards?

>>24119

he snapped out of it eventually and they watched frickin 'Lost'. i went to bed

>>24120

LOST the ABC tv show?

DOPE AS FUCK GOTTA GET ON THAT CHARLS WORLD VIBE

cut your losses and just remove.

Sam strung along a little brother type who everyone knew wasn't that funny or talented. I don't even think Sam was trying to be mean or being manipulative about it, I think stuff shook out that way. Anyway it's over now, and it was never a good fit anyway. I think even less than losing the show/money its the psychological hit of dealing with being *bad* at comedy and sketch comedy the whole time, he never felt comfortable doing it cause he wasn't good at it. But sam's politics (which i agree with 100%) def made them lose the show and that also is understandable

From the peanut gallery; It's time to cut your losses and be done with it, as adult as possible. Don't make the scar tissue any worse, cause it can get worse.

Given my earlier criticism of Sam, that aside, at this point Charles looks worse. His passive aggression, pathetic mocking of Sam, attempt to undermine shit Sam. You make yourself look like you never believed or understood any of the stuff you originally espoused in the first place. And you just look petty. Most observers know you have valid reasons to be angry but at this point Chuck it's just PAAAAAAATHEEETTTICCCCCCC.

>>24068

> No one should hold his livstream outburst against him. He wasn't insulting to anyone in any way, he wasn't rude,

His mocking voice "OOOH THEY'RE CONTROLLING YOU" and comment that "that's not comedy, that's activism" in his other vid (church vid and another vid from this month) are direct shots at Sam. He's directly mocking sam, his beleifes, etc. it doesn't get any more rude than doing a sarcastic mock voice of someone while undermining what they think. So yeah. He's gone to that level. Rather than make sam look bad or dumb it just makes Chuck look like a tag-along the whole time, which is a bad look for him.

>>24047

"not doing sketch comedy" is code for not working with Sam. I say this as a fan of Sam, not trying to shit on him like others her, but just being honest

>>24057

>Nobody made this faggot waste his life.

in his mind Sam did hence the anger

>>24150

pathetic. Charles is a bugman lmao

>>24155

>strung along

Weird estrogenic post tbh

>>24155

this, charles would have clout if he had made his issues with sam known after wp got canned

but him doing this passive-aggresive "i dont do sketch comedy anymore" is really tiring by now, its more pathetic than anything

>>24168

btw i meant that towards sam: cut your losses and remove him from your life, at least public life if not private. i've seen the passive aggressive comments for 6 months or so now from Charles. They're not super brutal to chuck's credit given the steam Sam gets regularly online. but still, it's bad, and trying to talk/connect with him is probably making it worse. just cut your loss and let it go, it's done.

>>24168

While I'm not huge into Chaz and his stuff, the bits of him I've synthesized make me think he's struggling with pathological inauthenticity. This is a problem that cost me quite a bit on the personal level. It's also a particularly resilient problem because it's self-reinforcing: anytime you come at odds with someone—often yourself—you will by habit pull back and generate yet another mask or deceitful shell to evade any perceived negative aspects of the situation, no matter how trivial or even non-existent those negative aspects and their consequences may be.

If this indeed is what he's facing, I hope he breaks those chains ASAP as being inauthentic is astonishingly harmful, both psychologically and physically. In my case, at some point, I had a revelation of sorts and suddenly understood that I could easily always choose authenticity. As ridiculous as it may sound, getting there took me over a decade despite being surrounded by well-meaning people that I'm sure saw what was going on and occasionally tried to help.

All the best, whatever does ail him.

>>24175

good post. It's a shitty position to be in.

>>24175

"just be yourself :)"

no offense but what does this even mean, how is someone not just being themselves??

>>24194

MDE fans are retards who think they have advice to give to people who are nothing like them.

>>24194

>"just be yourself :)"

>no offense but what does this even mean

It's hard to understand something if you build a caricature of it and study that instead.

>how is someone not just being themselves?

It's not a matter of "being oneself" or not, it's a matter of compulsively trying to direct how people perceive you, and to some extent the world that surrounds you. You create this convoluted web of fantasy, of careful nudges, or "little white lies" and of omissions that requires constant grooming and steering to prevent the threads from colliding, straining or breaking. There's little to no perceived gain at the end of this process. Rather, it's all done for its own sake or by habit in a vicious cycle of sorts. In my case, the web grew immense and intensely stressful to maintain. Oddly, in retrospect, I was completely blind to this odd behavior while it was present. I didn't really realize I was manipulating people; I'd just catch glimpses here or there, especially when the lies didn't stick.

>>24198

>think they have advice to give to people who are nothing like them

Which you know how, exactly? My post makes it extremely obvious that I don't know Charls is going through. He is the only one who might truly know. That said, his behavior does eerily remind me of how I acted five or so years ago. I'm thinking my description may help some people understand what's going on. At best, and as an accidental byproduct, someone here sees themselves in what I wrote, and perhaps it help them pull out of their predicament. At worst, it's a dud. I'm happy whichever way.

>>24198

Hiya, Charls

>>24205

start filming videos of yourself annoying your mom in front of the bathroom mirror

>>24205

You'll be molded out of it into something more palatable. Probably the reason you're like that in the first place is because of lack of exposure of the "real" you to feedback/stresses.

>>24211

You have to be retarded to believe Charls, Sam or Nick are posting on here.

>>24216

>>24216

Charls and Nick probably don't give a shit about this board's existence. Sam on the other hand at least lurks here. I remember when people thought that Chris Chan never browsed /cwc/ because the css layout was too much for his autistic brain to digest. Years later he was referencing old banter from that board about digging up his dead dog and him being buffalo bill. Never underestimate Sam's ego.

Diary post

Wow, what a fucking sperg. Done with this fucking purity queer. I really wanted to like his solo bit, but its so fucking disintersting. Saying esoteric incomprehensible nonsense doesn't make it deep or insightful you fucking faggot

>>24242

YUP

>>24117

i stopped watching and cancelled my cw subscription cause i don't wanna get fucking yelled at repeatedly about shit i don't care about

still wish him the best

>>24042

charls didnt get paid at all for almost half a decade did work for free as one of the main trio while sam was busy paying off artists/editors because he didnt want to get a public bad rap and thought he could get away with not paying charls because they were friends…. charls wasnt really known online other than doing some e books. litterally no presence and had no real recourse to spread drama/didnt want to. whether sam was aware of this or not we dont know.i dont like to trash sam because hes one of the funniest people out there now but its really shitty how things went down. but thats the business especially when you have years where you make little to no money at all.

>>24440

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

>>24440

That's probably the most likely explanation for the situation between them. Gee, a Jewish acting faggot like Sam fucks over someone? Who didn't see something like that coming.

Also for another theory, does anyone know if Charls has any female female relatives that would've been around ~16 when he completely severed ties with Sam?

>>24042

dude i don't know if you noticed, but charls clearly has some mental issues going on. but i do think sam fucked him over. i don't think he anally raped charls or anything.

>>24443

a betrayal of friendship is worse than anal rape. that’s a quote

>>24441

dude shut up, im not going to start dropping names from stuff i was told in he said she said. this is coming from people behind the scenes, doubt me all you want but my post is the most accurate telling of what went down. if you had 2 braincells you could easily breakdown what I inferred vs stating direct information. this isnt some kind of bloodsports e drama speculation. this is depressing shit that makes me lose hope in all of the guys ever doing anything cool again.

why are literally half of the posts on this board just talking shit about sam/charls/etc with source: dude trust me

are there people with literally nothing else to do all day but make up vaguely nefarious rumors about people? do they get paid to do it? can i get paid to do it? i'm serious i've got bills and shit, email me

but seriously what the fuck is going on with this incessant rumor mill, why can't anyone prove anything about anything or post some substantive evidence of anything people claim on here

>>24477

>are there people with literally nothing else to do all day but make up vaguely nefarious rumors about people?

did you consider that maybe this stuff is true? granted some of it is probably trolls but most of the stuff put forward has been consistent/non-contradictory and believable to anyone with a deductive mind and the ability to see the big picture.

I mean, if things were hunky dory behind the scenes the MDE crew would never have drifted as far apart as they have.

>>24467

you're not gonna drop names, because there are none to drop. you have no proof. you've never even talked to any of these people. you have nothing. you're just another mentally ill i'm a huge faggot please rape my face larping. sam's new shit is cool and nick is involved. charls is losing his marbles and ostensibly is a junkie/sex addict which in my book is performance art. i am loving 2019 mde

if you had 2 braincells you'd stop being a i'm a huge faggot please rape my face and shilling lame basic ass rumors and keep your LARP in r/ch apo.

>>24489

fuck this board for censoring T R A N N Y

>>24489

>sam's new shit is cool and nick is involved.

I got the email, have been thinking about subscribing because I personally like sam and nick is top shelf, charles is also top shelf but appears to be more interested in branching into a solo career based on lack of duel appearances between sammy boy and chuck (and will probably do so with some degree of success based on the mr. pregnant sketch, that was very enjoyable) . So tell me anon, in your honest opinion and with trying to keep as much personal bias out of it as you can, is it worth me shelling out $50 for a yearly subscription, $27 for six months, $5 a month, or skipping it completely and watching the occasional new content when some lad uploads it to youtube?

>>24485

>did you consider that maybe this stuff is true?

Did you consider that maybe China is researching a brain worm bioweapon to release into the drinking water of major american cities? Source: Just trust me dude

Whether or not it's true is honestly irrelevant because no citations are given, ergo everyone (except the people who "know" but, again, won't give sources) just has to grasp onto hearsay to try to explain perceived issues, particularly ITT because this comes from a one liner from Charles the actor on a livestream chit chatting with random faggots. That said I personally believe there's some animosity from that one liner, but if there isn't and Charles was just doing Charles the dude deserves an oscar more for his acting than any of the vegan afro dykes who get them consistently They could be right or they could whoring for (you)s on this very poorly formatted offshoot from reddit board where OP is such a massive faggot that he won't take the time to research making a webm and discord is boldly advertised so you can get datamined, but there's no knowing one way or the other for sure because anon is too gay to post a source.

>>24501

>where OP is such a massive faggot that he won't take the time to research making a webm

the webm is in another charls thread

>>24039

lmao he's lost the plot

>>24489

We're ready for julie and channing to spill the beans anyday now

>>24506

what was the plot

>>24510

It's literally this board's Mueller Report (or Qanon) lmao. Sam is MOMENTS AWAY from being indicted I swear, guys. trust the plan

>>24501

I would say it's definitely worth checking out for $5/month if you like sam and nick. See if you dig the new tone and want to keep subbing, if not just cancel and you're only out 5 BONES and you can always dip back in once there's been a few months of content. I've been happy with what's been released so far

>>24516

>I would say it's definitely worth checking out for $5/month if you like sam and nick.

Why pay when you can just pirate that shit for free? It's not like money encourages Sam to stay on the ball, it just keeps him lazy.

>>24489

not a i'm a huge faggot please rape my face larp you huge faggot, if you think anything i said is way out of the question or not even plausible your just so deluded you cant see the writing on the walls. Charls is losing his marbles because of all the shit that went down. there is bad blood between him and sam and i explained why. its not a tranoid conspiracy. get a grip

>>24519

lmao okay? not telling you to pay for it. Just saying if you want to support sam and nick and check out the new stuff it's worth $5. if $5 is such a big deal to you then i am sorry. post you bank account and routing number and i'll send you the 5 big ones.

>>24523

lol imagine taking interpersonal drama between internet comedians (that is still at this point ALL speculation aside from the fact that they're not on speaking terms) this seriously. I really hope you're a larp bc if this what actually occupies your mind 24/7 u need to consider laying off the HRT. if you have no proof to share don't @ me again you fucking retard :)

>>24489

yup

cha/po queers hate being called on it

>>24489

hello sam

>>24526

Sam do you need help on mde.tv? If there's any one thing I can provide real tangible help with its that. Give me a month (or two, its crunch time at my fancy internet startup that pays me next to nothing) and money to take my GF places on the weekends and I'll deliver everything you said it would be.

>>24549

Email me at ian@tfwno.gf if you see this and are interested. I'll DM email you later this week too just in case it takes a couple of tries to pique your interest

>>24549

>>24550

>So desperate for attention/friendship that you'll do slave labor for a sociopath like Sam

You might as well offer him your GF too you cuck worm.

>>24526

you are really desperate to come off as a cool and great guy. what do you even do all day? you're a roid injecting narcissist posts anonymously trying to control your little crowd for stripper money.

sam hyde is a jewish fag

when are you guys going to wake up and realize all sam cares about is himself and his gay little branding project? lmao

real men post anonymously begging and shaming people for $5

help me make a website im a real cool and charismatic guy, ill dm u and treat u with this kind of respect in dialogue together cus im such a cool guy

>>24557

Sam is at the top of his game. He doesn't need a website, OK?

>>24554

>>24555

>>24556

>>24557

Lmao the one time I'm glad this board has post id's. Thanks for the 4 schizo posts in a row channing. Listen I'm sorry sam said your pussy was no longer interesting, but at a certain point you need to move on.

>>24551

>being this consumed with fagrage over an eceleb that you can't see the joke here

>>24565

Literally none of those posts were me but yeh it sucks to be alpha widowed by a guy who can't even get in his dick up and is into anal :/ I really missed out wish I'd had kids with him so he could molest them

>>24565

i can make as many posts as i want fag

literal cuck response, no argument.

>>24570

lmao nice larp. i was obviously referring to the archetypal channing (scorned ex gf). really hope the real one doesn't continue to just stalk these boards that'd b unironically pretty sad

>>24574

yeah bc your posts really warranted serious discussion. my mistake. why are you even on this board? why not take all that pent up incel rage and use it to lift weights? if yr not a chpo trano we all want you to get better! don't bend ascend

>>24574

Its so sad. So sad to see people like you. Your probebly not very smart and have a low paying wage packet. Do you drink alcohol? On a sub-weekly basis? Are your parents still together? I need to know what makes a person like you you so I can raise my children properly.

>>24575

>>24577

LOOK i found the remaining manchild circle that still worships sam hyde! you are either a huge queer or sam hyde and his little facebook group chat lol

why not use all those roids to make cool epic style videos?

any cool stuff going on in your life?

>>24580

I'm apathetic to the crew. I come here for nostalgia, gossip and to see where there all at. Are you… projecting your own misanthropic desperation onto a postong I.D? I'm supposing so. Theres somthig clearly wrong with you. Read through your posting history here and just realise this- its NEVER too late to seek help. Evolve as a person. Your stagnating here, surrounded by things and people you dont like. What exactly do you hope you'll change or gain? Just reading how you post, wgat you post, its frequency, I have reasonable suspicion to believe life isn't treating you too well (for whatever reasons) and this is an outlet.

Its not helping, being here.

Think of your health. Your mental health. Move on.

>>24583

faggot…

take your own advice

>>24583

huh where did you go?

what happened to your broken roid pee pee?

>>24595

it took you 5 hours to come up with that ebic take down. literally just lol @ your life dude. BLOCKED

>>24597

You are obsessively posting just as much as anyone else you retard. If your not being paid to stick up for daddy then I think there has to be some kind of homosexual motivation behind why you care so much.

>>24598

it's both. i'm getting paid and i'm attracted to sam

>>24202

Can you give a couple of real-world examples of this?

>>24595

pee pee poo poo

>>24555

>>24555

Yeah that was SAM HYDE people

Mmmhmmmm

Vive me that shi

Dab for me now

Wow… Damn. I KNOW it was him.

>>24157

yep :(

>>24039

goddamn sam must've fucked his ass up

when i was 16 i got molested by an older male friend and it hurt me pretty bad but i dont think i ever reacted so bad