No.13607
sam is so based. and so epic. i would like to gag on his hairy schlong like a faggot and subscribe to his patreon i mean gumroad
No.13608
No.13610
>>13607
him posting something just because it made him laugh instead of to shill or manage expectations about some overdue new development, is a good thing actually
No.13611
>>13610
Except he's doing the former over the latter really. How many times have you seen Sam post something that makes him look exaggeratedly disgusting? Remember that time he forced memed that one pic just so he could sell a shirt of it?
Sam looking doing this shit is part of his larp/branding to get his schluby fans to relate to him and purchase his products.
It's also getting old and further indication that the guy is running out of material.
No.13615
>>13614
He's like… Idk… 80%?
No.13618
No.13619
>>13611
>when u stick the landing in the mental gymnastic olympics
No.13622
No.13623
God i would kill to be looking up @ sam from this angle irl
No.13624
>>13611
yea i agree its a dumb post
No.13625
No.13687
>>13623
if you're underage just give Sam a call
No.13697
No.13751
>>13611
he's exaggerating it but at heart he still is a disgusting fat pig with skin issues and a minoxidil pube beard.
that's not by choice and he hates himself for it.
No.13752
>>13751
makes sense that he can't grow a beard since he's the most emotionally effeminate man ever lol. no amount of synthetic hormones will fix that although i do admit it's sad to watch.
No.13756
>>13752
>muh beard maymay
plenty of soycucks have full beards
No.13760
>>13756
No shit, it's based on genetics.
No.13761
>>13760
thats the point dumbass
how can a person say someones a bitch for not being able to grow a beard if its based on genetics and is completely random
No.13762
>>13761
>completely random
he can't grow a beard because he has low T and his hormone levels are permanently fucked up because his balls are destroyed from decades of hardcore abuse.
No.13763
>>13762
and on top of that he's on roids which contribute to his testes and hormones being fucked up and his emotional instability.
>>13756
those "soycucks" are probably not impotent and i don't understand why people equate having right-wing political views and sexual addiction to manliness
No.13767
>>13763
because generally that's the truth, liberal men are usually milquetoast faggots, hence their pussy beliefs. how is this not obvious
No.13771
No.13773
>>13607
>>13613
I'm sick of reading all you guys whine but these pics remind me I wanna kiss Sam's tummy all over and tongue his deep bellybutton 😊🤤👅
You all make up fake stories about Sam having a broken dick or whatever because you're just jealous he fucks. it's quite sad actually
No.13779
>>13771
fascinating. continue
No.13780
>>13773
baste and redpilled
No.13785
>>13773
do you have any Sam dic pics you can leak out? this is ur chance to go into the Sam history books if u do.
No.13786
>>13785
I fuckin wish bro :'(
i don't even need to see it for it to be obvious you're all just envious losers though. Besides, Sam could have a fuckin micropenis & still get more bitches and be more desirable to women than any of you because he's Chad as hell
No.13787
>>13773
you say that after making a degenerate comment about wanting to tongue his belly button. faggot.
No.13788
>>13787
yeah it was a pretty degenerate comment but it's still less pathetic and gay than devoting countless hours to making up shit about some guy most of you don't even know because you're mad he gets pussy
No.13792
>>13773
>fake stories
>>13788
>making up shit
>some guy you don't even know
"sam hyde" is an illusion. i don't blame you for wanting you to buy into it though.
No.13793
>>13792
Idk man, I'm not even saying I disbelieve everything said about Sam or think he's faultless, but I know bitter jealousy when I see it and there's clearly a great deal of exaggeration and slander spread partly out of envy and partly for the sake of shit-stirring drama. That's just what the internet does I guess.
Call me gullible but suffice to say, I'll believe 87% of the shit I hear when I see it myself.
Still wanna tongue his bellybutton regardless lol
No.13794
>>13793
no bitter jealousy here. not a dude and if i were i wouldn't think my body count is directly proportional to how alpha i am
you should go him and "see for yourself" then. he doesn't use condoms but tell him to pull out since he has unprotected sex even if he thinks it's likely he has an std and won't care about putting your health at risk and possibly making you infertile for life or increasing your chances of getting cervical cancer
No.13795
>>13794
I don't necessarily mean you in particular. There are girls here, but large portions of the most fervent hate defs comes from sexually frustrated dudes. My point about sensationalized internet shit-stirring stands regardless of poster gender.
Look, if you fucked/dated Sam and it went badly I'm sorry, but again, I've heard a lotta shit and second, thirdhand accounts on anonymous boards aren't enough. I've also personally had exes try to slander me so I know that crazy bitches ain't above that, not to imply you are one.
Anyway I guess I'll find out. Or not, idk. I'll probably just keep lurking because I must admit I'm morbidly fascinated by the spectacle whether it's true or not, and I like to torture myself.
No.13796
>>13795
ok. all i'm saying is please be wary of infections, lies, etc. if you hook up with him. it would suck to have to get gutted of your reproductive organs down the line because you fucked some internet shithead in your early 20's who gave you hpv. best wishes
No.13802
No.13826
>>13796
It's just so weird to me that someone in their 20s would engage in hook ups or continue a relationship with Sam long enough for it to become sexual
I was friends with my husband for a few years before we even got involved ``romantically``
Different wiring, I guess
No.13830
>>13793
>everyone hates me because they're jealous
Why does everyone with a modicum of personal success believe this?
No.13833
>>13829
hot pic
>>13830
this isn't sam Saying that you're all jealous though, retard, it's just obvious to anyone stopping by what's going on here
No.13835
>>13830
because when they weren't succesul they were jealous of everyone who was so now they're projecting that onto others
No.13845
>>13829
sam is probably a feedee.
No.13846
>>13845
lol i don't think so unfortunately
No.13851
No.13865
>>13851
your face is bad optics
No.13876
No.13877
>>13613
I can see a 4 pack in there.
No.13882
>>13877
I'm gonna dig it out lol
No.13892
WOW hes a fat lazy piece of shit who is good for nothing just like me!
Man I love this guy! What a genius!
No.14029
No.14290
>>13607
the beta jew vs the chad euro
No.14294
No.14295
>>14290
Are you saying Sam is a Jew?
Chose your next words carefully, shill.
No.14296
>>14295
He looks like one, acts like one, and even has the sociopathic demeanor of one. So he might as well be one tbh. You can tell pretty easily he's tsundere for them when he makes fun of them too.
No.14307
>>14290
sam is the jew here
No.14338
>>13611
I have watched since 2012 and thought many times oh hes out of material now, and then he comes back with 10 new classics. Just because you can't comprehend someone being able to come up with that much content, doesn't mean its not possible.
You can also belittle anything if you simplify/explain it in a short text.
No.14339
>>14338
sam can blab all he wants. i'm not going to take the word of someone who constantly moralizes on social media but in his personal life is the most degenerate, narcissistic, and dishonest fuckup i've ever known.
literally the audacity of him to talk with an air of authority about "debasing femininity" in that screenshot would be hilarious if he weren't actually going around southern new england making girls do sick sexual shit and spreading disease.
No.14340
No.14341
>>14340
gotta wait it out till judgment day bro