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Soul Eater Premium Drama CD- Beware the Sexy Magic!

Credit for the translation to ittouryuu because they say they'll take their links down if someone posts without credit. Here's a link to their page and an audio (in Japanese).

http://ittouryuu.livejournal.com/5681.html

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[Soul] Okay, let's see… Get the point 'P' that internally divides the line segment AB. Ah. Draw the coordinate point P on the x-axis… So then that means line segment AP equals… equals….!! Gahh! This sucks! I don't get this at all! Holy crap, why the hell do I still have to study for exams even after becoming a Death Scythe?? I should just take a break. Read some random magazine or something…

*picks up magazine* This definitely isn't one I've read before. Huh? What is this magazine? "Weekly Beautiful: Bikini Beauties Gravure Special Volume"? The heck is this? I don't remember buying it. …Wait. Maka's dad was here yesterday… I get it now, he hid it in my room because it would be bad if Maka found out about it. That shitty old man! *flips pages* This is so stupid! What the heck is so great about this kind of magazine? *flips more pages* Hm? Oh, whoa ho ho…!!

[Maka] Soul! How's the studying going for next week's test– What the hell are you looking at.

[Soul] Oh, Maka. What do you mean, what am I looking at? It's just a magazine your old man–

[Maka] You're disgusting!

[Soul] Huh?

[Maka] I thought I'd give you some help since you might be having trouble studying, but to think that you're making lustful faces looking at a book like that…!

[Soul] What're you talking about! I never made a face like that!! Besides, I was only flipping through it– *flip flip*

[Maka] That's just another excuse for not studying, right?

[Soul] Hey! Will you just freakin' listen to me!! And what do you mean, I wasn't studying?! I was most definitely studying!

[Maka] Hmm… So now looking at girls in bikinis equates to studying…! Well, sorry for interrupting! Please continue! Y'know, "reviewing" your "textbook" the best you can!

[Soul] Gahh– …Heh! If this really is a textbook, shouldn't YOU be the one having to read it?

[Maka] HUH? Why the heck do I have to read something like that??

[Soul] It'd definitely serve as a "textbook" especially for girls like you who have no sex appeal whatsoever! What I'm saying is, you should "study" to get a makeover and do something about your scrawny, unattractive flat-chestedness.

[Maka] Scrawny, f-flat-chested?? As if I'm not already worried about that…!! Whatever!! I'm going to study by myself. With proper textbooks and references unlike you! I don't care if you ask me for help anymore!

[Soul] Whatever. My textbook's full of sexy pictures, just so you know! At the very least, I'll get more studying done looking at these than looking at you!

[Maka] Is that so! *slam* No sex appeal?! Flat-chest?? Just you wait… Just you… It doesn't matter. I'll go to the library and get some real studying done. If I stick around, I'd only make myself angrier.

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[Maka] *flip flip* Wow~ Everyone's so stylish! Make-up's important too, huh… Oh, what a pretty dress! But it's too revealing in the back, gives it way too much of a grown-up feel… A woman's sensuality, huh…

[Kim] Oooh, even an honor student like Maka reads stuff like this…!!


[Maka] Wha– K-Kim!! Ah, no! Wait, no, STOP!!!

[Kim] "Weekly Beautiful," the sexy special volume for ladies, eh! What, are you planning on buying some sexy outfits? Honor students are different, just like I expected! Even when the exam is so close, they've got enough free time to be reading these things in the library!

[Maka] N-NO!! YOU'RE WRONG!! This was just for while I was taking a break!!

[Kim] You were looking at it with so much enthusiasm I'd hardly say you were on a study break!

[Maka] THAT'S NOT IT!

[Kim] Ahem!

[Maka] …There's are reasons behind all of this.

[Kim] Reasons?

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[Kim] I see now! That's definitely enough to hurt your feelings.

[Maka] I'm annoyed with stupid Soul, but being told that I'm not the least bit attractive and not having been able to come up with a retort honestly just made me sad.

[Kim] So you, as an honor student, took it upon yourself to study about being glamorous!

[Maka] I said that was just for a teeny bit while I was taking a break–

[Kim] Don't worry, don't worry! It's something any girl would think about! You know, what it really is for a girl to be sensually charming.

[Maka] Right? …Hey, Kim. How would I go about acquiring this "feminine charm"? It's terrible just to be told off about it all the time, I want to effectively do something about it!!

[Kim] Hmm. How about wearing a sexy bikini and be boldly conspicuous about it?

[Maka] Sexy bikini? It's weird wearing a bikini around the house. And besides, I don't wanna do anything embarrassing.

[Kim] Then… From a therapeutic standpoint, how about having his head on your lap and earpicking?

[Maka] Head on my lap…? 


[Maka] Oh, if you don't stay still, it'll be dangerous!

[Soul] But it tickles.

[Maka] Sorry, sorry! Heeheehee~ Tell me if it hurts, 'kay~?

[Maka] No way… no way!!!! That's even worse!! Ahh, I got the chills just thinking about it…!!!

[Kim] Hehe! Just kidding, just kidding!

[Maka] I just wanna make him see that even I have SOME appeal! I'm tired from thinking too hard about it…! Hey Kim, isn't there anything you can do with your magic? Female charm upgrade with a "poof poof"! …But there's no way that's gonna work, right? Of course there's no way–

[Kim] There's no reason why it can't be possible, actually.

[Maka] WHAT! It's possible?!?!

[Kim] Shh, be quiet!

[Maka] Oops, sorry… But really, is it possible? A spell that can boost sex appeal?

[Kim] It's worth trying out. Besides, my specialty is regeneration magic. There's a lot of prepping I need to do since it's beyond my specialty, so it'll probably take some time!

[Maka] How long?

[Kim]Well, it should be fine by after school tomorrow!

[Maka] 
REALLY??

[Kim] Yup! But let's see, on one condition…!

[Maka] Condition?

[Kim[ Yeah! How about telling me how to do everything on next week's test~!

[Maka] Kim!!

[Kim] Ah, what is it? So that's a "no" after all…

[Maka] Consider it a done deal!

[Kim] Ohhh! Then tomorrow after school! Come behind the school building!

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[Kim] Sexual appeal to seduce a guy, eh? This magic could have some sweet uses! Sounds like it's gonna be a ton of fun!

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[Kim] Hey Maka! I perfected the magic so it's nice and ready!

[Maka] A great witch just like I expected… Oh, you did come up with a release spell too, right?

[Kim] Umm…

[Maka] Is that even okay? I really don't wanna stay stuck being all sexy-sexy forever! Now I'm getting all worried…

[Kim] It's okay, it's okay! Rest assured, Maka. There may not be a releasing spell, but there are time limits on the spell itself. The effects will most likely last around 30 minutes!

[Maka]Really?


[Kim] There might be a bit of lingering effects, but I'm sure that the spell doesn't last forever! Okay then, here we go!

[Maka] R-really? We're starting already??

[Kim] You gotta be proud and sure of yourself when it comes to something like this! Now, hold still!

[Maka] O-okay!!

[Kim] Tanoonkoon, racoonkoon, pon pon, ponki tanu!
(I wonder if this is really okay.)

[Maka] 'Kay! All done!!
Already? Doesn't feel like I've changed at all… You sure you really cast your spell on me?

[Kim] I just told ya, there are time limitations to the spell! So I made an activation password so you can use the magic right away whenever you want to. Once you say it, the magic will start!

[Maka] A password?

[Kim] Uh-huh! And the password is…..

[Maka] What?? That's the password??

[Kim] Yup! Good luck~!!

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[Maka] Looks like Soul's back home already. Let's see, the magic activates when I say the password, right? But do I really have to say it?? Well, I can just think of it as talking to myself. But still…..!!!! …No! I'm going to do this! Wait and see, Soul! …Okay, the password was… ahem!

"No! I just can't bear it if I'm not together with you!"

….Oh my god, it's so embarrassing, it's downright humiliating!!! It would've been better if I had someone else to practice on!! Well, the magic's started for now.. at least, it's supposed to, right? I don't look changed at all… But for some reason I feel more confident! I wonder if this is also part of the spell? I feel like I can do this!!

[Blackstar] Yo!

[Maka] B-Black☆Star! What are you doing here?

[Blackstar] Just to study with Soul!

[Maka] Study? It's because you couldn't keep up with Tsubaki's studying that you just ran off here!

[Blackstar] Hahaha! Befitting of an honor student! You're absolutely right!!

[Maka] You don't even deny it… (Hm? I'll totally come off as seductive now thanks to Kim's magic! I wonder if it'll affect Black☆Star too…)

Hey, Black☆Star!

[Blackstar] What is it?

[Maka] Don't you think there's something different than usual about me? I don't know, like the vibe or something!

[Blackstar] Different than usual, you say… You…

[Maka] Yes?

[Blackstar] You… you're super.. c-c-c-cute!

[Maka] (Ohhh!!!! Black☆Star's turning red! So does this mean…?!)

[Blackstar] No, not only are you just cute… How do I put this? I can't even express in words…!

[Maka] (Isn't he fidgeting??) Well, maybe I'm more desirable now!

[Blackstar] That's not even it! You… you're absolutely, stunningly BEAUTIFUL! You're so perfect that no guy is good enough for you!!!

[Maka] Aw, you're flattering me! (I feel so shy! Maybe I don't feel so bad about this anymore…)

[Blackstar] Maka!

[Maka] Y-Yes?

[Blackstar] You're a beautiful, all-around fantastic woman! I can't even control this attraction!! Flirtatious and stylish! You're flawless in both!!

[Maka] (Awesome! What a great success!)

[Blackstar] The Maka you are now is more than perfect! …Which means.

[Maka] Yes yes, which means..?

[Blackstar] UNFORGIVABLE!!!!!!!!

[Maka] Yeah! That's right, it's really unforgiva– Wait what? Un…forgivable?

[Blackstar] THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN BE FORGIVEN!!!!!!!!

[Maka] Wait, Black☆Star?!? Why do you have such a scary look on your face??

[Blackstar] THIS MEANS THAT of ALL people, you have outshined the great ME!!!!

[Maka] What? Wait, WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??

[Blackstar] First of all, I'm gonna take your beautiful, sleek hair and SHAVE IT ALL OFF YOUR HEAD AND MAKE A SKINHEAD OUT OF YOU!! That way, I'd be defying the will of the gods!

[Maka] S-SKINHEAD?? You're kidding me, quit joking!!

[Blackstar] That's right, I didn't MEAN THAT AS A JOKE!!!!!!!

[Maka] Those eyes… There's no mistaking it, HE'S DEAD SERIOUS!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!

[Blackstar] YOU'RE NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

[Maka] WHY DID IT HAVE TO END UP LIKE THIS??????

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