>be me
>be savagely individualist since birth
>be raised in modern socialist US
>hate everyone
>buy gun
>police take gun
>hate neighbors
>make neighbors angry (probably my fault actually, but fuck them)
>people start following me home from work, coworkers gaslight constantly
>walk out on low paying jobs because they suck
>people start driving by my house at night
>get college funding, move back in with parents
>jobless fat uncle hates me, berates me in front of mother
>mother kicks his fat ass out. house instantly better, fat uncle homeless now
>fat uncle is respected in the community, denounces me, often tails me where I go
>get a temporary job, and have to walk out next day because all the coworkers do is play fuckbuck games on me
>for some reason people are mad that I am engaging in capitalist non-association or something. >People start drive by honking my house
>Fucking hate all of them even more. Engage in possibly illegal activities.
>get arrested (possibly illegally arrested I found out later)
>get bailed
>phone hacked, hear honks on other side of call (It was my lawyer I was calling)
>literally want to kill people (nothing out of the ordinary really)
>be forced to attend probation
>can't stand having to be in a room with fat bitch who pretends she is actually doing something productive
>difficult to sleep
What the fuck do I do liberty?