No.89369
>no state-mandated gf
FUCK ANCAPS!!!
No.89370
Due to your general weakness and desire for an authority figure, the state has mandated that you become a gf. There is a shortage of females and we must all make sacrifices for the cause comrade.
No.89372
No.89375
>>89370
Do we also get our own private personal artificial wombs?
No.89376
>>89375
Well they are working on aftificial wombs so trannies could be able to have kids. Would probably take a decade or 2 to perfect I would guess.
No.89414
you make a strong argument
No.89441
>>89369
You get cheap sexbots that do all the housework with none of the bitching.
With DRM tho. Better rimjobs is day one DLC.
No.89454
>>89441
Could you live a single day in your life without trying to exploit someone, you fascist pig!?
No.89455
No.89623
No.89634
>>89623
I have 10 gold pieces, will this suffice?
No.89645
Anon, I've been celibate for nine years. The first chance I have had in that decade to find someone to change that, who wanted to change that, and it got ripped away from me. I'll deal with it. I always have. I always will. You are no less strong than I. You do not need companionship to enjoy liberty.
No.89647
>>89645
Nice motivational speech, faggot.
No.89659
>>89647
Cry me a river, fuckbucket. You are and always will be the master of your own destiny. Deny that, you may as well just stick a Canik TP9SA in your mouth right now, tilt it upwards, and free us from having to listen to you.
No.89666
>>89659
>master of his destiny
>can't find a girl to fuck
It's hilarious when incels advertise their state of inceldom as not something pathetic and laughable, but some honourable burden that they voluntarily took to make themselves spiritually superior to other people or something, when in fact it's very much involuntary (hence - incel) and you just can't find a girl to fuck, and if some chick did want to be your gf, you would have forgotten about your holy mission of protecting your chastity and taken the opportunity.
You fags truly are the most cowardly, pathetic scum on this website. At least be honest with yourselves, if not others.
No.89669
>>89666
>satan encouraging you to lower your standards to nothing and lose your virginity to some whore instead of your loving wife
wew
you know prostitutes are a thing right? if it was just about getting your dick wet then it would be over and done with but I care about a lot more then just that
lust and love are 2 separate dishes that happen to go great together, and to me lust is a side dish
No.89670
>>89666
>satanic trips
Hey Satan, has the idea that there aren't any decent girls out there anymore occurred to you? Finding a girl to fuck is easy. Finding a girl that's actually worth forming a relationship with is the real trick, and some people would rather not fuck random tinder sluts, not only because of the desire to form a relationship but because of the desire to not get fucking syphilAIDS from the disgusting whores.
No.89687
mfw discovered incels are christians
No.89735
>>89666
The Father of Lies putting words into my mouth that I did not speak. Color me surprised. I never said shit about incel, or volcel, or any of the new meme terms to which the MSM introduced you.
Here's a mindblow for you: I'm both. I'm "incel" because I can't fuck the one girl in ten years I wanted to fuck. I'm "volcel" because if all I cared about was getting pussy, all I'd have to do is go to literally any bar and tell some bullshit sob story about friends dying in the sandbox while being generous with alcohol. I could do it right now. There's no point, because it's nothing better than masturbating with another person's body if you do that.
No.89741
Did a christfag rehabilitation facility get closed or something?
No.89744
>>89669
>>89687
>>89735
kek, based Satan lent me his powers to generate maximum butthurt among incel christcucks.
>I-I could have sex with a girl if I wanted to, I just can't get one as my wife/gf! It's two totally different things!!!
No.89745
Are you sure you want a state-mandated GF? You'll probably be mailed a landwhale, tbqh. And thanks to our child policy, you'll have to produce healthy children with her to enhance our glorious motherland, comrade.
No.89746
>>89744
>christcuck
I'm cool with "incel", but that's just insulting.
No.89755
>>89744
It is though. Tinder sluts are not wife material. The two groups couldn't be further removed from each other.
No.91375
>>89755
>wife material
incel detected
No.91382
>>89744
There is a difference though. I'm not even an incel I can hardly be considered voluntarily celibate since I'm only that way because I have standards, but we live in a society where gratuitous sex for the purpose of pleasure is readily available. I can WALK to the club down the street from where I live and with a little generosity on the alcohol funds be fucking some whore in the back alley, or I can find an honest whore for less money if I really wanted sum fuq without the games. Sex is a need, but it's a physical need not an emotional one for men. The woman I'd fuck at the club is not the same as the woman I'd take on a nice outing riding go-carts, playing minigolf, doing karaoke, netflix & chill, etc.
No.91432
>>89755
what is wife material like?
No.91433
>>89369
If you sell your kids to the Irianians you can buy a gf and an RPG.
No.91454
>>91432
If you have to ask you're not ready for one.
No.91511
>>91432
Honest, loyal, and supportive. In this era, one-in-a-million.
No.91534
>>91511
Yes, basically. If she tells the truth about herself and you still wanna marry her, she's wife material. And unfortunately rare, though not divided randomly around, so you have a reasonable chance to find one if you know where to look.
No.91543
>>91511
what if she is a leftist?
No.91546
>>91543
Depends on what you're looking for. Do you want an available vagina or someone to read Rothbard with?
No.91548
>>91543
Most women shape their opinions based on what they think is socially acceptable vs where their intellectual and ethical foundations lie. If she's wifeable material and not a degenerate she'll stop being a leftist within a few years of your marriage. Just don't sperg out, use positive reinforcement, remember that emotion will work better than cold logic, and she should come around.
No.91551
>>91548
*few weeks of dating
No.91552
>>91551
Sure, obviously the timeline depends on the woman in question and how often politics will come up in conversation. And there's always the chance that said woman will realize she's being redpilled, terminate the relationship because all her peers and family are socialists, and start calling logic "manipulative" because it made her think things she didn't want to think.
No.91561
>>91546
both
it it was to be my fuckbuddy i would not give a fuck, i could have even antifa fuckbuddy
No.91566
>>91543
Then she is most probably neither honest nor loyal.
No.91753