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Star Wars Thread Anonymous 02/25/18 (Sun) 03:03:03 No.78098

Lets face it:

>Dont be an altruistic cuck

>Fight against an invasive "democratic" empire

>use the force to make the world better

>dont bow down to the "will" of the force but use it like a tool

>dont be basically a leftist jedi living in a commune

the sith were the good guys

Anonymous 02/25/18 (Sun) 03:43:08 No.78124

The Sith supported the Trade Federation monopoly (temporary though) to transform the republic into its own monopoly of force.

Anonymous 02/25/18 (Sun) 05:22:15 No.78180

>>78124

yet the trade federation monopoly is still secession, also the empire was good for the economy, so it must have been better than the republic

Anonymous 02/25/18 (Sun) 12:39:16 No.78215

>>78180

They never showed how. It's just something that's there.

Anonymous 02/25/18 (Sun) 19:49:49 No.78226

>>78180

>Empire good for the economy

The Empire was known for how wasteful it was with its military projects that and they cheaped out on gear and weapons for their soldiers. Economically, they're a drain. The only good thing they had going for them was they could stand up to the Yuuzhan Vong.

Anonymous 02/25/18 (Sun) 19:57:34 No.78227

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>Highly isolationsist

>never starts wars, exiled their foremost military leader for a preemptive strike

>Just want to be left alone, in their region of space, to do what they wish

Best civilization coming through.

Anonymous 02/25/18 (Sun) 21:14:05 No.78229

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>>78227

The Virgin Chiss Ascendancy:

>Hides like a little bitch

>Afraid of people getting hold of their secret technology

>Produced like, one good character from their entire

>Isolationist

>Their fleet gets #rekt by a small scouting force

>Ingest way too much silver like retards, hence all of the being blue-skinned

>Ethno-state

The Chad Czerka Corporation:

>Openly spreads their technology

>Sells weapons, ships, pretty much Space Wal-Mart

>Has no problems using and abusing intergalactic governments for shit

>Might as well be a second government operating behind the scenes under a company setting

>Not even those bitch nigga Hutts can lay a finger on Czerka Corp

>Wanna wreck one of their fleets? You'll be fucking murdered within a week.

>Accepts anyone with talent

Anonymous 02/25/18 (Sun) 21:39:10 No.78232

>>78229

>Has no problems using and abusing intergalactic governments for shit

<read: is only solvent because of massive subsidies and handouts from the Republic and Sith Empire alike

Equal-opportunity whores are whores nonetheless.

Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 22:49:41 No.78310

>>78229

>Produced like, one good character from their entire

Thrawn?

Anonymous 02/26/18 (Mon) 23:07:07 No.78312

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>>78098

>the bad goys in (((popular))) media are actually the good guys

Color me shocked.

Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 02:34:38 No.78321

>>78310

Yes.

Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 15:56:34 No.78370

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The Sith and the Jedi were just competing bourgeoisie factions, little different from Christian denominations vying for power. The Republic was a farce to begin with and we can only thank the Sith for bringing an end to this institution.

Anonymous 02/27/18 (Tue) 16:57:49 No.78373

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>>78370

>Grey Jedi cuck

Here, this is for you.

Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 06:54:26 No.78477

>>78370

How would Sith be similar to Christian denominations? The closest religion I could compare them to would be Laveyan Satanism or something.

Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 13:48:01 No.78489

>>78477

Lavey borrowed a lot from Ayn Rand.

Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 15:34:42 No.78500

>>78477

If they're Protestants.

Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 22:35:26 No.78514

Star Wars is just another typical Gnostic/Luciferian Hollywood story.

Satanists like to twist and invert the Bible, making good evil and evil good.

The empire is lawful, orderly and hierarchical, similar to Heaven. The rebels are archetypes of the fallen angels who rebelled against the Most High.

Luke Skywalker is a symbol of the Antichrist. The Jedi are literal pantheists/gnostics that believe in Sophia and other demonic concepts. Obi-Wan says: "Only the sith deal in absolutes" whereas the Bible says truth is absolute. Satan deals in relativity and confusion.

Darth Vader (vader means 'father' in Dutch) and the emperor (which is some pale old wrinkly dude) are portrayed as evil, the satanists are clearly jabbing at the Biblical Father and Son.

There are much more things to go through, but you could research it for yourself. SW is basically a re-telling of the heavenly rebellion of Genesis/Enoch but from the devil's perspective. God and the holy angels are portrayed as the bad guys.

Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 22:38:59 No.78515

>>78514

Yoda = a demon