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File: 02ab0e13a1a193f⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1494x1494, 1:1, _5cb6a855-35ea-4d2c-91cf-0….png)

 No.340870

 No.340879

File: 5d498927a7d34e0⋯.jpg (121.75 KB, 834x834, 1:1, 1474637391434.jpg)


 No.340880

File: fa76e21a1175dc1⋯.jpg (235.89 KB, 800x728, 100:91, Jill2.jpg)

>>340875

Different places actually. Anyway I've got other things to do. Bye.


 No.340882

File: 23b5ea6171b538c⋯.gif (414.99 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 139839635693.gif)

dicks


 No.340884

File: b659074efa27c8b⋯.jpg (197.13 KB, 800x1122, 400:561, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>340876

do it fam


 No.340885

File: 80c4a9c6adb53d8⋯.jpg (40.35 KB, 480x665, 96:133, cc5832a4d314ac492ce637cdff….jpg)

>>340882

good shit


 No.340886

File: 700e24f76efa70e⋯.jpg (207.55 KB, 850x938, 425:469, asd (2).jpg)


 No.340887

File: 4c8b5c8b9b4e76f⋯.png (2.17 MB, 900x1101, 300:367, 1475399670068.png)

Boooop!


 No.340888

File: f7fd2e1e8cbd23d⋯.jpg (131.34 KB, 700x674, 350:337, 1442457216298.jpg)

>>340883

David foster wallace is jealous of my sincerity


 No.340889

File: c43064a122b897d⋯.jpg (124.06 KB, 1085x1000, 217:200, tumblr_mvcx5mZmI91szjhwvo1….jpg)

>>340871

Does that happen often?

Perv

>>340873

It is!

I do not >.< My loved one would be the one fucking

>>340875

Eeh it's gotta be planned tho!


 No.340890

File: 94f9588bd2e37e2⋯.jpg (244.09 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>340886

we never told are parents


 No.340891

File: fe68f703df934ff⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1011x1280, 1011:1280, tumblr_oa8auylypw1rsstxgo1….png)

>>340889

no i dont advertise

and i prefer personal projects

gives me more motivation than money can


 No.340892

File: 1d11a23aadaa226⋯.jpg (37.97 KB, 312x298, 156:149, 1401136230593.jpg)

>>340889

So your loved one is Jamal with a 27.5 cm dick??

>>340890

I WAS UNSTABLE


 No.340893

File: bb486913a2cdf8e⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, dbd32e75bb44b5e9e34263061a….png)

>>340888

how do you know my first name


 No.340894

File: b09ac7172dc4078⋯.jpg (408.95 KB, 850x643, 850:643, sample_36fd84da85ab7c9717e….jpg)

>>340815

Have fun

>>340835

I hope so

Thanks?

I guess..


 No.340895

File: e49b2a19cbfd13b⋯.jpg (157.53 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>340892

so was i

it ended my last relationship with my gf


 No.340896

File: 825e90f19f435e7⋯.png (422.11 KB, 1600x1792, 25:28, 1399691759927.png)

>>340895

I went crazy and ended the relationship with the love of my life and I'll never have that back because I lost their trust


 No.340897

File: 20fcb61bb2356ba⋯.jpg (820.16 KB, 876x1200, 73:100, Totsuka.Saika.full.1522820.jpg)

>>340891

Why not tho?

Also personal perv projects you mean? :3

>>340892

God no! >.<

>>340894

I do so as well

You're there for your loved one! That's good boy!

I don't think anyone would benefit from being in that relationship


 No.340898

File: d86365be6e4ab97⋯.png (290.65 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, tumblr_nsdan2fhtu1rsstxgo8….png)

>>340897

afraid to disappoint. maybe not well known enough to think it's worth a try

never


 No.340899

>>340897

h-hi Tessy

Where in Sweden are you from?


 No.340900

File: cd7173be316dc5a⋯.jpg (495.98 KB, 700x980, 5:7, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>340896

same fam

but im happier making my choice


 No.340901

File: f4218e747105683⋯.jpg (95.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1474739800069.jpg)

>>340899

NEW SWED ANON ALERT!

Hi there! o/


 No.340902

File: dfad2b2d8ec06ca⋯.png (62.22 KB, 184x184, 1:1, hello.png)

>>340897

WHAT? You need an even bigger dick??

I knew swedes were degenerate pervs all along!

>>340900

I'm not. Kill me.


 No.340903

File: ea065a12af482ff⋯.png (704.63 KB, 1280x1880, 32:47, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)

>>340897

I mean yeah. If you're not you're not a particularly good loved one then..

So what're you up to?


 No.340904

File: 00096e378690124⋯.jpg (114.74 KB, 442x716, 221:358, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>340902

just because your big dick huh

it whats in the inside


 No.340905

File: 20d7d078f27d0a8⋯.jpg (105.96 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1434800240745.jpg)

>>340904

Things like that don't matter when you long for someone from the bottom of your soul but know you'll never truly have them back.


 No.340906

File: c32b5818ddf4361⋯.gif (808.04 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1346546542301.gif)

Oh, people don't link to the new thread here I see.


 No.340907

File: 316d700b8573518⋯.gif (1.78 MB, 540x300, 9:5, 1475091976724.gif)

>>340906

Nu uh we do. We usually make a huge post detailing the new thread in the old one.


 No.340908

>>340906

there was a link. >>340877


 No.340909

>>340906

>>340877

We do though. Do you have Sims filtered?


 No.340910

File: 0af5f3359c5eb21⋯.jpg (259.52 KB, 850x946, 425:473, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>340905

kek have fun pretending to be guy


 No.340911

>>340901

hi o/

I probably wont post much here, I prefer to lurk.


 No.340912

>>340910

Why are you meming I was being serious for once

Fuck you.


 No.340913

File: 1b325e4d084c13d⋯.png (615.97 KB, 300x525, 4:7, 1474753252200.png)

>>340911

Oh that's fine! I mean you can stick around and ease yourself into posting, we wont bite! I promise. :3


 No.340914

File: 8f47322ac0bc7c9⋯.png (495.8 KB, 764x476, 191:119, Totsuka_saika_maid_oregair….png)

>>340898

You should try it!

Don't lie to me

>>340899

Hello Randon Swede! <3

The middle part you?

>>340902

NO! >.< That's not what i meant!

>>340903

Aah yea true

Wathcing youtube and going to bed soon ^^

Also cute pic >.<

>>340911

Talk with me :3


 No.340915

File: 18712a9bed8b955⋯.jpg (37.45 KB, 500x720, 25:36, b7d23bd367eb0d1ce0faf6cf38….jpg)

>>340914

Whatcha watching?


 No.340916

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.340917

>>340914

I live in Stockholm, occupation NEET.

>>340913

I'll try to stick around, you seem nice!

Unless something else grabs my attention x.x


 No.340918

File: 88b9e092580f584⋯.jpg (240.46 KB, 850x601, 850:601, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>340912

im not though fam, i was trans, then non trans(i thought i was over it ) sweet girl, would love to become close and who-knows what would happened

then fuck i was cding again and then i admitted it i wanted to be girl .

legit im a nt trans is a meme fam


 No.340919

File: e3814d8b02747a3⋯.jpeg (51.31 KB, 600x572, 150:143, 090ashsmug.jpeg)

>>340893

ways and means


 No.340920

File: 423da7214d9d641⋯.jpg (469.69 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mob-psycho-100-01-07-reige….jpg)

>>340917

Hmm, well if something else grabs your attention I can't blame you!

But like I said, none of us bite. We'll be glad to have you around. ^^


 No.340921

>>340919

disturbing


 No.340922

File: d6e8fd4bef8ca54⋯.gif (429.39 KB, 173x142, 173:142, 1344350610464.gif)

Oh forgive me, I can make silly mistakes at times.


 No.340923

File: efc6e185d75852d⋯.jpg (619.55 KB, 1028x900, 257:225, 1471912782994.jpg)

>>340921

like my childhood


 No.340924

File: 45f4d3173caf0c1⋯.gif (4.24 MB, 448x252, 16:9, giphy.gif)

>>340917

Hur gammal? ^^


 No.340925

>>340918

This has nothing to do with gendermemes I was being real about relationships and got triggered as fuck. Sorry for lashing out.

>>340914

So you want 30cm Jamal cock then..


 No.340926

File: 5d44b8d2fbde704⋯.jpg (424.29 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)


 No.340927

>>340924

22 själv?


 No.340928

File: b3c78c352ced2dd⋯.jpg (98.64 KB, 1120x612, 280:153, tumblr_nmm5z8a3Ky1sf7aooo1….jpg)

>>340925

NO!!! >.< I don't want Blacks

>>340927

20 ^^


 No.340929

File: 6f62a7d5cd2d06a⋯.jpg (251.09 KB, 600x871, 600:871, 0fe1c085e04ede81496d72ee68….jpg)

>>340928

What! Do you want MASSIVE SAAME COCK THEN??

They are almost the same skin color


 No.340930

File: e13d9b9e95ca9ea⋯.jpg (209 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>340928

>NO!!! >.< I don't want Blacks

deport them


 No.340931

File: c1f3282e7fc0d4a⋯.jpg (234.83 KB, 980x1200, 49:60, Touhou.full.1007364.jpg)

I'll be taking my leave for now, bye all.


 No.340932

File: eb4c02dfbb63bef⋯.png (156.64 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 14465460544385.png)

requesting yes, sweden!


 No.340933

>>340931

Same i've got stuff to take care of tomorrow.

Goodnight.


 No.340934

File: 2e2509a680d8dce⋯.jpg (44.71 KB, 507x443, 507:443, ss (2016-10-06 at 10.46.30….jpg)

>>340932

Requesting yes, Denmark!


 No.340935

File: 54c1195970dbefc⋯.jpg (182.04 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 5544160 _72c4381a7528f3233….jpg)


 No.340936

File: bcc5fb017abb23d⋯.png (46.97 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 29206971_big_p32.png)


 No.340937

>>340929

Same cock? >.<

What? I don't understand

>>340930

Ya!


 No.340938

>>340937

The weird native people who live up north!


 No.340939

File: e8f2dde6ca86e4c⋯.jpg (321.35 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, __ibaraki_kasen_and_ibuki_….jpg)

>>340937

oh you so cute this is why your my sister sister


 No.340940

File: 20fcb61bb2356ba⋯.jpg (820.16 KB, 876x1200, 73:100, Totsuka.Saika.full.1522820.jpg)

>>340938

Ooooh you mean those!!!! >.< No!!!! I want a normal white dick…

>>340939

We are sisters?! >///<


 No.340941

File: 94f50b514995048⋯.png (173.84 KB, 550x610, 55:61, GydeoR5.png)

>>340916

Still haven't watched the movie..


 No.340942

File: 2293779b8925144⋯.jpg (32.15 KB, 246x265, 246:265, 1401961259340.jpg)

>>340940

Good! This was all a test, you passed! You are an okay swede.


 No.340943

>>340940

you and me both


 No.340944

File: 562a6f2d7800de6⋯.gif (1.05 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1407763075356.gif)

>>340934

Lets play Stripper rock paper sissor

>>340936

Go rape empty in bed, pee.


 No.340945

File: 69c92f5e4fc67a3⋯.png (649.39 KB, 819x968, 819:968, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….png)

>>340940

remember eva :p


 No.340946

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw you just bought some sand

>>340941

Ooh i've watched it twice :3

Ask bit to watch it with you <3

>>340942

Yay Thanks! <3

>>340943

Yea who doesn't?

>>340945

I do ^^


 No.340947

File: 39a7ce78d98b853⋯.jpg (150.42 KB, 1333x1333, 1:1, 1475595891625.jpg)

>>340944

It goes the other way around


 No.340948

File: 061f2bdc154f44f⋯.jpg (150.58 KB, 850x588, 425:294, __hoshiguma_yuugi_and_ibuk….jpg)

>>340946

we are sisters <3


 No.340949

File: 10eb501094adf18⋯.gif (850.69 KB, 387x600, 129:200, 14022776788691.gif)

>>340947

Is empty raping you in bed?


 No.340950

File: 18ac6bfe0ac2347⋯.jpg (34.53 KB, 341x347, 341:347, 1434200692709.jpg)

>>340949

No we are all about cuddles and having a fun time unlike you weirdos


 No.340951

File: ec3e9403573db30⋯.jpg (120.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kono Subarashii Sekai ni S….jpg)

>>340944

But we'll both end up naked!


 No.340952

File: 01af7dc12427f1b⋯.gif (924.72 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1345454322442.gif)

>>340946

Isn't that just moon sand?


 No.340953

File: b4ee8bda2972d0b⋯.jpg (63.19 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Rtvei4x.jpg)

>>340948

We are! <3

Going to bed. Nini <3

Also https://steamcommunity.com/id/Loopist for the new swedish guest. If you wanna add me go ahead ^^

>>340952

Not sure but seems fun!


 No.340954

File: 8e87c99a04a4b2f⋯.jpg (127.37 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>340953

there me you and magi are


 No.340955

File: c1cf89afcddb57d⋯.gif (355.2 KB, 500x264, 125:66, 1407751711547.gif)

>>340950

Good point, maybe I should let him out of the bondage and take the gag out of his mouth.

Is cuddling any good?

>>340951

Good point, go do 100 push ups.


 No.340956

File: 2a4795658a40ff5⋯.png (439.84 KB, 598x564, 299:282, 1400698115338.png)

>>340955

It's great but I have a feeling Pouncy deserves that bondage.


 No.340957

Normal Swedes sleep at this time, meanwhile I'll be up for another 10 hours. What is my life.

>>340953

sent


 No.340958

File: a06e36c9d43844e⋯.jpg (153.94 KB, 900x675, 4:3, 1388542850138.jpg)

>>340956

Yeah, he does, he bullied the transsexuals earlier today, do you have any idea for other punishments?

>>340957

Do you not like the sun?


 No.340959

>>340958

I do, it just doesn't seem to like me cause it's never up when I am!


 No.340960

File: 1adb310420e488f⋯.jpeg (64.93 KB, 600x1125, 8:15, imgc08f014azik1zj.jpeg)

>>340957

Are you a finn? That's what we usually do.

>>340958

I don't know, how's his libido? You shouldn't let him release for a good while. Make him beg for it really good, until he gets really desperate about it.

Then deny it for a bit more


 No.340961

File: 834d8813d8ee487⋯.jpg (114.73 KB, 811x801, 811:801, ss (2016-10-06 at 10.46.48….jpg)

>>340955

F-for your sake…


 No.340962

>>340960

I'm actually half Finnish. Don't speak the language though.


 No.340963

File: 3f87fe0eeb06b25⋯.png (87.35 KB, 229x198, 229:198, 1435884607695.png)

>>340962

The crippling depression comes with the genes eventually


 No.340964

File: 4d49f4e30e9d27b⋯.jpg (282.09 KB, 900x937, 900:937, 14079679189641.jpg)

>>340960

He have a bad Libido, he rather wanna meme half the time then lewd, but that is a great idea, Pouncy seems like the type who would get really lustful if he gets denied a bit.

>>340959

Go to sleep at a normal time?

>>340961

Nice boobs.


 No.340965

File: 89996e7e240e305⋯.jpg (346.77 KB, 680x566, 340:283, __ibuki_suika_touhou__9057….jpg)

watching these Dystopian movies

and be like there med tech must be so good ;_;


 No.340966

>>340963

Oh that explains a lot. I guess the drinking will come too, and sauna whipping. x.x

>>340964

I wish I could.


 No.340967

>>340966

Whats stopping you?


 No.340968

File: e5809010ce29181⋯.jpg (44.16 KB, 245x250, 49:50, 1397422208243.jpg)

>>340964

Christ, that's shameful for a waifu. You need to make him know his place and that his nuts are really yours.


 No.340969

File: 76c22edbf9f6c57⋯.jpg (203.88 KB, 966x825, 322:275, 7379eb518a5eee9455fce20a85….jpg)

>>340965

I assume you mean futuristic dystopian movies.


 No.340970

>>340967

Sleep disorder


 No.340971

File: 9e0315f969e07f8⋯.png (549.86 KB, 300x468, 25:39, neet.png)

>>340966

Sauna whipping with birch leafs will come naturally if you run into other pathetic looking neckbears that have lost at life. Such is the life of the finn.


 No.340972

File: 96ec80d953d72ac⋯.jpg (311.3 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>340969

aye imaging the number they could do fore me


 No.340973

File: 6b3673bd043b75b⋯.jpg (217.86 KB, 800x969, 800:969, 6b3673bd043b75b798b1d85bb7….jpg)


 No.340974

>>340971

I guess I will be fine then. I don't run into many people ever!


 No.340975

File: 0c145dc5b3e580f⋯.jpg (164.57 KB, 540x756, 5:7, bdbadded5694e05b3f04138d81….jpg)

>>340972

It could be great, but I don't know what to think about the nanobots used for curing people, since one thing goes wrong with their programming and you end up like a mutant.


 No.340977

File: be4cba95ff351f7⋯.jpg (167.73 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_mf8hfb2oJ11qzvtljo1….jpg)

>>340974

You and me. I wish I had people to whip ; _ ;;


 No.340978

File: 1ce5b656f306c90⋯.png (652.08 KB, 624x800, 39:50, __ibuki_suika_kawashiro_ni….png)

>>340975

i dont know the cis female sounds nice to me


 No.340979

File: 51104c8e3faf573⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1360x768, 85:48, 221100_20161006150031_1.png)

>tfw 24 hours of day z in almost 3 days


 No.340982

File: 429d294c35a0b44⋯.jpg (54.53 KB, 380x747, 380:747, ss (2016-10-06 at 10.47.41….jpg)

>>340964

B-boobs


 No.340983

>>340973

Do you have the gif where she slaps the boobs of the other mage?


 No.340984

>>340979

Damn thats a lot. I started playing it again, but I aint got the patience for that much. Did you just get the game?


 No.340985

File: 02434b5e1da247c⋯.gif (7.92 MB, 600x336, 25:14, comment_e63qZPxVrYy6jS233f….gif)


 No.340986

File: ec3e9403573db30⋯.jpg (120.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kono Subarashii Sekai ni S….jpg)

>>340985

Thanks!


 No.340988

File: 5bec9181813dcca⋯.jpg (407.32 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Konosuba_04_8.jpg)


 No.340989

File: 4f132ed0775d8f6⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1360x768, 85:48, 221100_20161006124043_1.png)


 No.340990

File: 94b9d6669f7ec9e⋯.gif (870.85 KB, 383x458, 383:458, 1430607015619.gif)

Sup nerds


 No.340991

>>340977

Whipping people isn't very nice.


 No.340993

File: 8c645e586f55b95⋯.jpg (428.75 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 4f24365b23bb15deb431c375ae….jpg)

>>340978

But all of the science might not be as safe.


 No.340996

File: ad0ff7b58c14310⋯.jpg (239.69 KB, 793x856, 793:856, 1471719831001.jpg)


 No.340997

File: aa6247014a564c1⋯.jpg (795.01 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)


 No.340998


 No.340999

File: 071f39171d8e330⋯.mp4 (2.42 MB, 720x720, 1:1, 96a6990f3c432127.mp4)


 No.341000

File: 50006515ac86183⋯.jpg (183.69 KB, 1044x504, 29:14, completely unacceptable.jpg)

>>340997

Be afraid, be very afraid.


 No.341001

>>341000

will you judge me if I buy Cheek's autobiography?


 No.341003

File: ff8035f620a870a⋯.jpg (201.97 KB, 782x900, 391:450, a2dee39e6824450d9bd05a19b2….jpg)

>>341001

..but why?


 No.341004

>>341003

I kind of want to know what his life has been like…

Guess I'm looking for approval for my worldview since he sometimes been in interviews super depressed and things

Inner hipster struggles though. Also 27,90€ No thank you.

I'll just get it online.


 No.341005

File: e11a7fce146d47e⋯.jpg (196.15 KB, 600x800, 3:4, ed2321a87db8c73ca9a36a7e88….jpg)

>>341004

Ah yes, didn't he say he had bipolar disorder?

That's pretty common for new books, the price will be a lot lower in half a year.


 No.341006

>>341005

I think so, might have been split personality disorder actually. Just heard about it on the radio talking how everything about the book has hit news so there's probably not much exciting things left.

But I want it now! To sit on the shelf and gather dust like all my other books.


 No.341007

File: 4c0211c589472c8⋯.webm (1.65 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 1475438244217.webm)

its our time


 No.341008

File: a9c06323ebca944⋯.jpg (496.24 KB, 1000x709, 1000:709, 40e69352f413ab30c1d7d62042….jpg)

>>341006

I thought that he said bipolar, with the manic depressive sequences.

Should read them if you buy them though, I kind of need to get on reading some of the books which I bought from the last book convention.


 No.341009

File: 596b99c62c35ae8⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1360x768, 85:48, 221100_20161005150936_1.png)


 No.341010

File: effcde8de060f91⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.41 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1475532649154.webm)


 No.341011

File: 993205a0d0ed51a⋯.webm (2.72 MB, 480x480, 1:1, 1466824449200.webm)

>>341008

I'm not sure at all. I was cooking and just heard something along the lines.

I know…

Here when you say you're going for book convention it means you're going to the wine and food convention since they happen at the same time and place.

>>341007


 No.341012

File: 5d8b41c9fd4f4b8⋯.jpg (326.75 KB, 2048x963, 2048:963, Download.jpg)


 No.341013

File: e0271512dd28bf9⋯.png (1.52 MB, 848x1200, 53:75, 5e7de783d72c0390df099cebba….png)

>>341011

Ah well then.

Who says I didn't go for some free bites?


 No.341014

File: 42fc186655c29bd⋯.webm (10.2 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Stylo G x Jacob Plant - B….webm)


 No.341015

File: 0672b2500a4cb50⋯.webm (7.07 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Ill Bill - My Uncle.webm)


 No.341016

File: 3f3794038412710⋯.jpg (29.88 KB, 250x275, 10:11, 63.jpg)

>>341014

These music videos are getting weirder. That ending was pretty good though.


 No.341017

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

good night everyone


 No.341018

>>341013

I just remember mom and dad coming home crazy wasted when I was like 13-14. Dad falling in the living room and mom passing out immediately. Then they bags full of these small glass jars of honey or something. was weird.

>>341017

Nighty


 No.341019

File: 9a85bdffc61250e⋯.jpeg (54.75 KB, 500x500, 1:1, HdFMsYnX.jpeg)

>>341015

Spooky

>>341016

me irl

>>341017

Night


 No.341020

File: 21606f912513721⋯.jpg (8.79 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 1435615149450.jpg)

>>341017

G'night.

>>341018

That's a bit odd, to get wasted in those conventions or to get drunk at all.

Although I've always gone to them with a hangover of some type.

>>341019

Just Ill Bill's type, I believe the story on the song is true though.


 No.341021

File: e49b2a19cbfd13b⋯.jpg (157.53 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>341010

NO FUCK YOU

SNAKES ARE NIGGERS


 No.341022

>>341020

They're old. They don't really have friends. Convention is filled with similar people so nice to drink with them. Same with the cruises they take.


 No.341023

File: db9cb8e9d06f8ab⋯.png (123.11 KB, 702x397, 702:397, _cc64894b-7e4f-47b1-bbf5-5….png)

>>340999

But why


 No.341024

File: 912d87948dc71e5⋯.webm (1.76 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Live Webcast Fail.webm)

>>341020

Its really good


 No.341025

File: c4be06c66e818ad⋯.jpg (58.09 KB, 400x313, 400:313, 8.jpg)

>>341019

You're a girl with pigtails?


 No.341026

File: a56f6bb95505871⋯.jpg (186.44 KB, 850x1152, 425:576, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

GENDER DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT?!

LETS BE SOME FREAK WITH PENIS


 No.341027

File: f9cac156e05a999⋯.jpg (97.72 KB, 482x652, 241:326, f3e12343c7e448f4e1b03bfb0b….jpg)

>>341022

Oh well then.

I haven't really ever gotten drunk on a cruise, just a bit buzzed, but never drunk.

Kind of the designated drunk herder in family if there is any around who even drink.

>>341024

I can't even remember where I found it as I typically don't listen to rap.


 No.341028

File: 82982300ce65cab⋯.png (1.11 MB, 1360x768, 85:48, 221100_20161006111519_1.png)

me irl


 No.341029

File: 52a0e184563928d⋯.jpg (242.77 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, IMG_20161004_225857.jpg)

>>341025

Yes.

Can vouch.


 No.341031

File: 2f41206ca615316⋯.jpg (115.16 KB, 579x819, 193:273, 31446746_p0.jpg)

>>341026

Are you all right, Hattie?


 No.341032

File: 691f33ccc225ecf⋯.webm (9.97 MB, 640x360, 16:9, TRANSformers.webm)

>>341025

No no me at the end of the video

>>341027

You dont listen to his other stuff?


 No.341033

File: 0ab94023789e957⋯.jpg (368.49 KB, 761x851, 761:851, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>341031

no not really


 No.341034

File: c59f1808584dc1c⋯.jpg (701.3 KB, 750x1059, 250:353, f59f358524538f661576fb0539….jpg)

>>341032

I've given a few other songs from him a go and they're not bad at all, like how to survive the apocalypse and war is my destiny.


 No.341035

>>341027

Think it's just couple times they get a bit excited.

Yeah same with only getting buzzed. Think I once tried to get a bit more drunk but didn't end up doing it.

oh? You often need to herd them?


 No.341036

File: e24998d0cf71cc3⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1360x768, 85:48, 221100_20161005221515_1.png)


 No.341037

File: f538622f7f3d111⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 1500x1100, 15:11, 496237.JPG)

>>341035

Don't really want the full HEL-TAL cruise experience as that can take you anywhere, even the moon.

I just recall doing that with certain people when I used to go on the cruises a lot often when I was younger.


 No.341038

>>341037

Heh. Understandable. It's not very fun in the end.

I'm imagining a 13 year old SD herding his parents and family members.


 No.341039

File: b0114c64ab9f697⋯.jpg (159.27 KB, 450x578, 225:289, 09edc48fd30c29c16da4b3a25a….jpg)

>>341038

Yeah, could end up anywhere, drunken teleportation.

My father doesn't drink, but you know that second hand embarrassment when somebody you know is very drunk and acting like a child?

PTSD material right there.


 No.341040

File: a7658625b59fb1f⋯.jpg (60.24 KB, 340x362, 170:181, 133.jpg)

>>341029

My reality is changing from this discovery.

>>341032

You directed the video?!

Yeesh! Someone just gave me a load of money in RS.


 No.341041

File: b87a5dfb48b6d33⋯.png (505.25 KB, 639x1006, 639:1006, FsG5Uhc.png)

>>341039

It's worse for the person doing it but yes I know. Thank you for reminding me.

>hearing second hand stories of what you did drunk


 No.341042

File: e06da53441b58bc⋯.jpg (91.79 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 14212430503631.jpg)

>>341041

Horrible times, makes me wish that people should perform a test to get a drinking license that they can seem somewhat normal when drunk.

>reading stories of what you've done drunk


 No.341043

>>341042

I guess that would prevent me from drinking.


 No.341044

File: 70bd917fff4f827⋯.jpg (50.77 KB, 500x681, 500:681, 1443203908830.jpg)

>>341043

Well, you're not exactly trying to explain a point all over again for 10 times when you're drunk, so I think you passed.


 No.341045

File: 4e20db03175ee57⋯.jpg (260.77 KB, 1448x1080, 181:135, 1475508710879.jpg)

>>341034

Alright I'll give em a listen

>>341040

Sadly yes, how much we talking? Kinda broke atm with fighting spider and buying this spell oh and buying a bond for mem


 No.341046

File: ac3727d3fa87d0a⋯.jpg (340.64 KB, 1413x2000, 1413:2000, u5yf.jpg)

>>341044

Oh i've done some cringy ass shit in person. Never again. I'll delete myself from social interactions.

Online I seem a bit… a bit better.

Just delete all my memory of chatting to people from last time.


 No.341047

File: 20ae1d883a1c890⋯.jpg (45.39 KB, 300x323, 300:323, 512.jpg)

>>341042

You okay there, miss? Having a bit of problem. Need a bandage?

>>341045

Sims said you're a girl though. Who do I believe?!

Between a lot and A L O T. 5000k. All I did was talk to this dude while fishing too.

Why does fighting spiders make you go broke? Oh, spells and bonds. How much are bonds again?


 No.341048

File: 1b852a657a3e658⋯.gif (735.34 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1346398707878.gif)

>>341047

Oh fuck, waffles is that you?


 No.341049

File: fdbf569a2237486⋯.jpg (67.33 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 14356027105090.jpg)

>>341045

Alright.

>>341046

Never done that, although I recall puking on a bar table in China.

Hi-ho, highlight of my life.

I usually just call someone in Skype when I'm drunk, I mean someone that I don't know irl, but they're pretty accustomed to it.

>>341047

Motspls, I haven't been drunk since.. last Saturday.

>>341048

They don't post here as far as I know.


 No.341050

>>341049

God damn. Thankfully only places i've thrown up have been outside and at home. OH GOD NO NONO I REPRESSED THIS MEMORY

I puked on friends' friends' parents bed when I for the first time really went drinking

Huh- that's wild. Couldn't do that.


 No.341051

File: ec1097b9662004c⋯.jpg (56.79 KB, 300x402, 50:67, 539.jpg)

>>341048

No. Sorry.

>>341049

What? Talking to the lady with the bloody eyes! Not you!

Sure are beating my record. I haven't be drunk since last…12 hours ago or so?


 No.341052

File: b02420baaf53795⋯.gif (2.99 MB, 500x283, 500:283, 1346330048637.gif)

>>341049

I haven't talked to LLoyd in forever.


 No.341053

File: 9f76550c6a09277⋯.png (1.81 MB, 962x743, 962:743, h6.png)

>>341047

Me for now. Oh that isn't bad. Supplies and making an instance for it or dying. 12m I think


 No.341055

File: 944cc855fd5a071⋯.png (4.2 MB, 2700x1923, 900:641, 09cf1075ea5569813eb50f93a9….png)

>>341050

That is why I never do shots of any kind.

Oh hell.

A lot easier to talk to people online when you're drunk, at least I can't recall a point where I've talked to a poster in voice sober.

>>341051

Oh, well then, screw my feelings then.

I'm kind of trying to tone it down.

>>341052

I believe they were around a while ago in the other board, no?

I just checked and they were at 8 am yesterday.


 No.341056

>>341055

Friend got me a 40% 0,5l vodka bottle for the night. Was NONONONONO… why you do dis

had puked in the bed on my jeans, friend finds me washing my jeans in the bathroom in my underwear. Later pass out in bathroom. Wake up and start cleaning

Forgot to make sure the pants were dry. Time to leave house, pants wet as fuq. Walk home 5km in -20C

THAT'S ALL I WILL REMEMBER OKAY!

was awful…

Yeah true. a lot less of a barrier there. though then i go full retard based on alcohol lvl.


 No.341057

File: e5d31aebf6a2f0c⋯.jpg (69.35 KB, 374x600, 187:300, Hakurei.Reimu.600.1823959.jpg)

>>341056

go to bed


 No.341058

File: bac55e93ac4ae2a⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 300x224, 75:56, 17.jpg)

>>341053

You're Lain now? This is getting weird. Kind of didn't want it but it was at that point saying no would be rude. At least it makes up for yesterday. Oh, sounds like you need to get more money now.

Dang. Half way there!

>>341055

I mean, are you bleeding from your eyes? Do you need my assistance too?

I'm trying to tone it up!


 No.341059

File: 5c2b47e08b74bba⋯.webm (9.17 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 메구밍 방방.webm)

>>341057

I… I really should… I have an appointment tomorrow too.


 No.341060

File: ec802db5781ec0a⋯.png (498.46 KB, 900x563, 900:563, 13494810_1558460937782937_….png)

>>341059

isnt it like 3:30 already?

……


 No.341061

File: 8bedc9fa2cd61f3⋯.png (1.93 MB, 1253x1770, 1253:1770, u57g.png)

>>341060

Possibly…


 No.341062

File: 5b9e52c02f29b6d⋯.png (155.88 KB, 586x231, 586:231, 5b9e52c02f29b6de404596fe55….png)

>>341061

go to bed!!!


 No.341063

File: 5295a016897c8a8⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1517x1265, 1517:1265, b49422da6cec4e913e2d5e58d6….png)

>>341056

Well then, most I've done at a friend's is pass out on in their cabin's toilet, I'm kind of grateful that I'm not as much of a retard with friends when I'm drunk as I'm when I'm drinking alone.

That is the worst part, and then hearing those remarks of your glorious journeys to conquer the world when you were fueled by vodka and hatred.

>>341058

Maybe, just maybe.

For what reason?


 No.341064

File: 2fc817810a0fc93⋯.jpg (603.81 KB, 772x1200, 193:300, __mirage_farina_jenius_mac….jpg)

>>341062

L-later… I can't go to bed with cringy thoughts. I will literally die.

>>341063

Heh… x.x

That's why I separated myself from all the people who know shit like that!


 No.341065

File: 8e7681d39afda26⋯.webm (10.58 MB, 950x534, 475:267, Rip.webm)

File: db79df84e956538⋯.png (867.11 KB, 816x814, 408:407, DOOO HEEE HOO HEE HOOOOOO.png)

>>341058

You know what I mean! Feels guud to have money in the pouch and really good when you get 10m and it turns green. Yea only got 1m atm but I got lucky with the first of the spider leg getting the top. Ill try for the other 2 parts next week if I dont die. Inb4 it goes to 30m!


 No.341066

File: 3ce2b7c3a07d80b⋯.webm (4.71 MB, 350x250, 7:5, Ninjari Bang Bang.webm)


 No.341067

File: a034dfe32483551⋯.gif (2.73 MB, 190x250, 19:25, 1469988429474.gif)

>>341064

go to bed!!!

reee


 No.341068

File: ceaad319da04399⋯.jpg (3.4 MB, 2600x1950, 4:3, 4035953.jpg)

>>341064

Like a surgery, thankfully most of my friends did the more stupid things when we used to drink together, so there's no blame on me for anything.

Maybe you should get some sleep though?


 No.341069

File: c2fd2f2a31b3868⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 7.04 MB, 960x544, 30:17, 1462018735680.webm)

>>341067

Do you want me to die!?

>>341066

Wish I had more weebms


 No.341070

File: 6af2dd8a3ec7278⋯.jpg (41.77 KB, 280x285, 56:57, 61.jpg)

>>341063

What do you need assistance with, SD? I am here.

…Haven't really gotten that far yet. Give me some time.

>>341065

I don't! Oh…actually now I do. It went over my head.

Th-that's broke? I had like 162k before! Now there's a 5 in front. Is a spider leg worth a lot or what? What do all these do?!

Also yesterday someone killed me while carrying a demonic skull because they're assholes and just wanted my skull. ;_:


 No.341071

File: 82bd5d88954ffaf⋯.jpg (127.57 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, __kongou_kantai_collection….jpg)

>>341068

Heh you're lucky. I only have some/couple super cringe things but it makes me feel good that I haven't done too many bad things publicly.

Sleep soon, maybe.


 No.341072

File: a9e212044bf66a4⋯.jpg (130.34 KB, 700x550, 14:11, 1463030124573.jpg)

>>341069

yes

kill the dark and bitterness off of you


 No.341073

File: d2c1fe93934c4f2⋯.webm (1.07 MB, 1280x694, 640:347, He just left.webm)

>>341069

I've got like ~500 webms, been collecting them for a while now.


 No.341074

File: e52842141b695e7⋯.webm (2.87 MB, 720x404, 180:101, dramatic.webm)

>>341070

I need you to wipe away the blood tears coming from my eyes.

Huh?

>>341071

Think on the bright side, they probably don't even remember you.

I'm planning on that as I've got early gym again tomorrow.


 No.341075

File: dcbdd4819d725c4⋯.jpg (160.08 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, __haruna_kantai_collection….jpg)

>>341072

That's the only good part! It's the part that allows me to be edgy and things!

It's the most important part of me!

>>341073

Very impressive. You seem to have them named as well!


 No.341076

File: 06101e28bfa3921⋯.png (545.58 KB, 820x967, 820:967, 1457701671115.png)

>>341075

too bad its all gone


 No.341077

File: d50bfb982d48b49⋯.png (3.31 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, eurotrucks2 2016-10-07 01-….png)

Okay which Finn ordered the beer?


 No.341078

File: 73ec3262d4f9b71⋯.jpg (42.29 KB, 546x696, 91:116, 73ec3262d4f9b71a76e3c598e2….jpg)

>>341077

why is it parked in a logging warehouse

magi!!!

have you been drinking the product on the way there?!?!?!?


 No.341079

File: 8df840917902ea7⋯.png (645.25 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, __takao_kantai_collection_….png)

>>341074

Yeah, that's true.

Should go to one of those 247 ones

>>341076

I-it's not! It's just having a break after working hard the last couple days!

>>341077

Someone who doesn't appreciate finnish beer!


 No.341080

File: 62d73e3d5cc2289⋯.webm (1.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Can't do what I can't do.webm)

>>341075

Been collecting since their first appearance, so a few years now.

>>341077

That might have been me, but send it back as I recalled that I have gym tomorrow.

>>341079

I could go in at any time of the day, but I prefer to go with a friend.


 No.341081

File: b5443248d5cea43⋯.jpg (129.24 KB, 875x960, 175:192, 24d4bffbba5d04a14b35b27091….jpg)

>>341079

its as extinct as a broad faced potoroo


 No.341082

File: 5606c3500f6945a⋯.png (447.63 KB, 1200x848, 75:53, 5606c3500f6945afa7080000b9….png)

>>341078

I was just sampling the goods, not really..

Though I think it's knock off stuff tbh, picking it up in liverpool in a logging area is pretty sus :p

>>341079

Who make Jupiler? never heard of it, french I take it?


 No.341083

File: 588c765b976f461⋯.png (220.99 KB, 500x630, 50:63, 1463032246069.png)

>>341082

please dont be a smuggler


 No.341084

File: e8760ca5942a79d⋯.jpg (69.34 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, __atago_kantai_collection_….jpg)

>>341080

Ahh yeah usually nicer with a friend.

>>341081

No! No! No!

>>341082

No idea. Not Karjala, Koff, Olvi or Pirkka.


 No.341085

File: 04e52d3fd867a14⋯.jpg (165.56 KB, 900x836, 225:209, 1475521725883.jpg)


 No.341086

File: 7d58be147088cea⋯.jpg (55.67 KB, 300x351, 100:117, 431.jpg)

>>341074

Why do you have blood coming from your eyes?! Going to have to get the Count to take care of this.

Haven't gotten far enough to think of a good reason for toning it up.


 No.341087

File: cf5b0af9a5678bf⋯.jpg (186.17 KB, 860x1217, 860:1217, cf5b0af9a5678bfd4ff305dc5e….jpg)

>>341083

I'm not, it's just where I picked the trailer up :p

Got to drive past Ven's house :p

>>341084

You like Le Coq though yeah?


 No.341088

File: bd996b325cc54d8⋯.png (580.54 KB, 1000x1239, 1000:1239, __hakurei_reimu_m_u_g_e_n_….png)


 No.341089

File: ac8ae9f54957bb5⋯.jpg (143.97 KB, 668x1194, 334:597, 1474449571416.jpg)

>>341070

Rude dont laugh! Yea a full one is 135m Added with a web, fang or eye it makes Noxious weapons that cost a bit more.

I would of been a nice guard tbh


 No.341090

File: 1079510b7059560⋯.png (86.62 KB, 325x325, 1:1, 13177814_1721074661506641_….png)

>>341087

hehe cute'

>>341088

ree


 No.341091

File: 4057200f8d864d3⋯.jpg (299.11 KB, 943x1200, 943:1200, 07a6d4b88db4e458e48f961e51….jpg)

>>341084

Since you can push the limits further if you've got a spotter.

>>341086

I don't know, it just happened!

Well, why not tone it down?


 No.341092

File: fb16d62bf22be37⋯.png (253.56 KB, 878x1200, 439:600, fb16d62bf22be37c57564f26dd….png)

>>341088

the french beer :p

I love you <3

>>341090

Well close enough, sadly it doesn't have too many streets but maybe when they bring out the next mod


 No.341093

File: ecf413efd992447⋯.jpg (82.84 KB, 724x960, 181:240, 13227075_1547697695525928_….jpg)

>>341092

sounds good

today akari died in dayz since after the server reset we decided to go to a military base

but i survived and logged off near it so when the krauts sleep i shall reap the rewards of military grade weaponry


 No.341094

File: b6191c12b500938⋯.jpg (391.36 KB, 595x842, 595:842, ry4o.jpg)

>>341091

Well yeah that's the obvious reason but there's something else about it too.

>>341090

ruu

>>341092

I don't actually know what country it's from

I love you too silly


 No.341095

File: 2ff8135be4e07a1⋯.jpg (30.92 KB, 240x218, 120:109, 52.jpg)

>>341089

I'm not laughing! Is this like an event or a skill or what? Whatever all this spider nonsense is. It sounds interesting.

You'd be the nicest It's not even that deep in the wilderness where you need to get to the abyss. But Jagex thought that after you spend 550k on it, everyone should know! And that anyone, regardless of level, can attack you! Thanks, Jagex. :^)

I only had it for like 4 hours too. ;_;

>>341091

We need to fix this problem of yours, SD!

Why tone it down though? For what good reason or purpose do I need to do such a thing?


 No.341096

File: c2147f387ab35b0⋯.jpg (82.97 KB, 450x600, 3:4, Hakurei.Reimu.600.1923982.jpg)

>>341094

Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss


 No.341097

File: 975ace5de5ad9cf⋯.jpg (125.68 KB, 850x1235, 170:247, nlcfxmw8u5px.jpg)

>>341096

There there

no hissy fits


 No.341098

File: d0e7f95498bc12a⋯.jpg (72.89 KB, 700x466, 350:233, Touhou.600.1966499.jpg)


 No.341099

File: ded597bbb8aae59⋯.png (474.91 KB, 600x888, 25:37, 9gvx2c2kvopx.png)


 No.341100

File: 3afcafecdf9177a⋯.png (603.18 KB, 740x990, 74:99, 3afcafecdf9177a90d1853186f….png)

>>341093

Heh very nice you going to run about like Rambo?

>>341094

Well le coq is french, from my understanding though Wikipedia tells me that its Estonian ^^


 No.341101

File: 85287ef0b232d63⋯.gif (90.36 KB, 450x325, 18:13, 85287ef0b232d63d321a5872c2….gif)

>>341099

>

>>341100

nah the server was full so everyone was flocking to the loot places

akari and his friend managed to kill like 3 people who attacked us though


 No.341102

File: 95bddbaeda27256⋯.jpg (70.55 KB, 461x600, 461:600, 129ff20ac64eafea3c55bcb1b2….jpg)

>>341094

You mean having someone to talk to?

>>341095

You wiping the blood away is a great starter, or?

Isn't that what reasonable human beings do?

Aren't you a reasonable human being?


 No.341104

File: 95f85d84cab79ed⋯.jpg (166.07 KB, 600x850, 12:17, __freyja_wion_macross_and_….jpg)

>>341102

I guess, but you don't do much talking in the end.

>>341100

Yeah Estonian makes sense since that's where all the Finns buy it since cheap. They've hit the supermarkets here too though for around same price as other cheapos.

>>341101


 No.341105

I consider "l-lewdie"'s name to be triggering as they are making light of speech impediments, and seeing how I have a speech impediment I find that #triggering.


 No.341106

File: b71b88b03bdce6e⋯.png (2.36 MB, 1181x1748, 1181:1748, b71b88b03bdce6eeef94d12506….png)

>>341101

Oh nice, did they have any good kit?

>>341104

That's really good, you guys have Lidl there yeah?

Anything cheaper than lidl?


 No.341107

>>341106

Lidl is probably the cheapest with things.


 No.341108

File: c14b440b299ee69⋯.jpg (420.65 KB, 679x864, 679:864, dc61f81af8eefb00234543f10f….jpg)

G'night.

>>341104

There's always some small-talk, but got to focus on the workout too.


 No.341109

>>341105

I am a fool


 No.341110

File: df01d02d0091a6f⋯.gif (5.69 MB, 800x414, 400:207, 5b63830b698cb608f9c978e00d….gif)

>>341095

Too late im already crying. Just a boss, you can solo or have duo.

The wild is a spooky place, haven't been there in a while.


 No.341111

>>341108

Night night

Yeah, guess it also just feels nice not being alone there.


 No.341112

File: cab23cbf42a763d⋯.png (232.53 KB, 524x541, 524:541, 1443051289785.png)


 No.341113

File: 75e324e8f3e6a66⋯.jpg (339.87 KB, 751x1200, 751:1200, 75e324e8f3e6a6635a1da49c7b….jpg)

>>341107

They do nice fruit, and meat

Alcohol isn't that cheap, well some is

>>341108

Nini ^^


 No.341114

>>341113

Well their beer is under 1e a can so that's cheap. they sell some other light alcohol products but not too many.

I thought Aldi or whatever was the UK thing


 No.341115

>>341112

jokes on you, im on mobil and cannot see pics!


 No.341116

File: 6b2ef5e60d08857⋯.jpg (35.56 KB, 341x231, 31:21, 244.jpg)

>>341102

I don't know, might be able to feed some vampires with that blood. I'll send someone to lick them away.

You have no idea.

>>341108

Sleep well, SD.

>>341110

Well stop crying! No tears for here! Oh. How tough is it? Should I fight it?

I was smart enough to not put on any equipment at least. Or perhaps that was dumb of me. The jerk used a teleport block too.


 No.341118

File: 011ddaa90927858⋯.png (932.08 KB, 1196x1710, 598:855, 1470447167286.png)

>>341114

Oh we have, Aldi, tesco's, sainsbury's, asda, and a load of other places


 No.341119

>>341118

Loved Sainsbury when we were there.


 No.341120

File: 7cb54b06f9db733⋯.jpg (13.55 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 29370-cursedeathspirit1.jpg)

File: aeac8e1e5cc94cb⋯.png (839.76 KB, 950x634, 475:317, Screenshot_9.png)

>>341115

>Joke

Wat

>>341116

Cant stop the waterworks…you wouldn't last one minute atm. Pretty tough, its cut into 3 parts with different things. Someday you can kill it tho. Lmao I havent heard people putting tele blocks on people in a long time too. Bringing nothing was probably best unless you was expecting someone to come after you which you wasn't..I think


 No.341121

>>341120

Shh

I'm drunk n stuff.


 No.341122

File: 48dc2892ac6470f⋯.jpg (43.18 KB, 340x231, 340:231, 298.jpg)

>>341120

Please, Bit.

I don't even last one in real life. Don't laugh at my misery. ;_; Well I was already carrying around something worth 550k. Didn't want to lose anything else along the way. It was a precaution in case it did happen. Which did.


 No.341123

File: ea448a9006dcca3⋯.jpg (43.45 KB, 500x569, 500:569, 1474224797966.jpg)

>>341121

Ahh that's nothing new here baka baka

>>341122

>

You do dont lie! Wait did you lose that? Im a bit tired so I might of missed that.


 No.341124

Who needs boyfriends when you can get drunk, whoo.


 No.341125

>>341123

I'm just visiting.

vodka is best.

yey


 No.341126

File: 5fb4aac68f4dad1⋯.jpg (14.04 KB, 198x254, 99:127, CtPxlUxWgAATHtR.jpg)

>>341125

I bet it is, never had.


 No.341127

>>341126

it's amazing.

It was my brothers birthday the other day so we have a surplus of vodka so yey.


 No.341128

File: a459951506785bd⋯.gif (50.44 KB, 400x346, 200:173, __stella_hoshii_va_11_hall….gif)

>>341127

Now youre gonna drink it all be yourself?!


 No.341129

>>341128

pls

I'm with my brothers

I'm not alone


 No.341130

File: dd8d26b63f957c4⋯.jpg (42.49 KB, 280x322, 20:23, 20.jpg)

>>341123

I can't! It's too hard! Yeah! The demonic skull makes a red skull pop up above your head. Anyone can attack you and you drop all items on death.


 No.341131

File: a94d833db92f6c0⋯.png (149.66 KB, 512x552, 64:69, CpCBHVZWAAAvOix.png)

>>341129

Juuust checking madam socks :^)

>>341130

You cant tell a lie?! Oh ;-;


 No.341132

File: 2e1d807a4167a05⋯.jpg (53.78 KB, 300x380, 15:19, 197.jpg)

>>341131

I can. My whole life is a lie really.

I tried being ballsy, and I got punished for it. ;-;


 No.341133

>>341131

>madam

uhh…

I'm a guy who likes guys.

I'm also in a frat so I'm referring to my frat brothers when I say "brother"


 No.341135

File: 2a123c65307c877⋯.jpg (103.92 KB, 844x1199, 844:1199, CnS7yNUUEAAxmKh.jpg)

>>341132

You better stop lying to me right now or else

The wild is for tough guys!

>>341133

Lol dont take that serious I call everyone madam time to time


 No.341136

>>341135

:|

but I'm a boy!


 No.341137

File: adfe1f9966ab8cb⋯.jpg (128.01 KB, 1199x1197, 1199:1197, nsod.jpg)

>>341136

On the internet, you don't have to be. ;^)


 No.341139

File: bd97d15db0871ad⋯.jpg (24.97 KB, 534x456, 89:76, CnRVevDWYAAP7BI.jpg)

>>341136

Thats what they all say! I will believe you for now. Tired so gonna lay down, shame you came around ded hours or it might pick up a bit later


 No.341140

File: 79c08d992adac91⋯.jpg (35.16 KB, 300x309, 100:103, 262.jpg)

>>341133

A homosexual in a frat? Isn't that like a black guy in a kkk group?

>>341135

Or else what? How will you know when I'm not lying?

The teleport to get to the abyss is only at like 7th level of the wilderness. ;_:


 No.341141

>>341137

but I very much like being a boy.

I don't wanna change.

>>341139

Shh

I've been namefagging for years now.

This ain't ded.


 No.341142

>>341140

that's why I didn't tell em until after I was a brother.

Also it's not like it matters, seeing how I am a kiss less Virgin


 No.341143

File: 68415f83f87ae58⋯.png (915.08 KB, 1360x768, 85:48, 221100_20161006203931_1.png)

>tfw tactical bacon


 No.341144

File: a7c0aecaa081f0f⋯.png (668.21 KB, 1278x851, 1278:851, Ayy.png)

>>341140

Ill take your 5m. Zaros will tell me. Ill wait for my 5m tomorrow :^) baibai

>>341141

Dont shh me! Reee! Ded compared to other times


 No.341145

>>341144

You are using R words.

That's triggering to me, who has a rhotecism.


 No.341146

File: 06186cf0d53c22d⋯.png (1003.36 KB, 1360x768, 85:48, 221100_20161006210208_1.png)

>tfw dragging around a ak military pants and jacket all for me to give to the german tomorrow since he died today


 No.341147

File: 6c0d06784a70704⋯.jpg (40.14 KB, 270x273, 90:91, 33.jpg)

>>341142

Surprised they didn't beat you up then.

>>341144

Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies! Sleep well, Bit.

>>341143

Never heard of canned bacon before.


 No.341148

>>341147

Shhh

Bad memories

Shh


 No.341149


 No.341150

File: 5facc769c7e873c⋯.png (23.4 KB, 266x332, 133:166, Just let me drink this poi….png)

>>341148

>

>>341149

…huh. That's quite the price for canned bacon.


 No.341151

>>341150

still on mobil

can't see it!


 No.341152

>>341150

i think its various not sure

but i think its not for just one can


 No.341153

>>341149

>$26.49 for non-fresh bacon covered in preservatives

what jewry is this?


 No.341154

>>341153

the price tag pays itself off when you are a bout to die of hunger

when you got nothing else to eat

then like by magic

boom

the tactical bacon you bought as a prank 9 years ago rolls to your side

and you savor that fresh taste of bacon that saves your life from the grasp of death

thats the 26.49 price tag


 No.341155

>>341154

Id rather have a chilli mac MRE


 No.341156

>>341155

beggars cant be choosers


 No.341157

File: 88e131048510ce3⋯.jpg (173.46 KB, 850x725, 34:29, __kino_kino_no_tabi_drawn_….jpg)

>>341153

It's a novelty item.


 No.341158

>>341155

>>341154

or that proto calorie mate made by Hersheys for WWII that was a giant bland chocolate bar


 No.341159

>>341157

i mean to be fair

the bacon is edible


 No.341161

>>341157

but it isnt those tablets that make brussel sprouts taste like strawberries


 No.341162

File: b2243504831cb7b⋯.jpg (53.54 KB, 500x283, 500:283, 70.jpg)

>>341151

Are you using a chan app?

>>341152

Some of Q&As seem to say it comes in a 12 pack. Still kind find it mentioned in the descriptions.

>>341153

It's just aprank, bro. :^)

>>341155

And have the most painful shit a month later?

>>341157

Looks more than novelty item.


 No.341163

>>341162

ah alright doesnt sound bad


 No.341164

I can never call anyone artistic, because I pronounce it as "autistic".

wew


 No.341165

>>341162

exodus


 No.341166

File: a21580e162aa792⋯.png (263.29 KB, 510x288, 85:48, HIHI!.png)

How was everyone's Thursday~?

<3


 No.341169

thread is dead

dead is the thread


 No.341170

File: a2a6a17631749e5⋯.png (611.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, wörk.png)

>>341166

It's friday morning.

Wörk.

Coffee is good as always


 No.341172

File: 1f6c89e099220fc⋯.jpg (3 MB, 2542x3610, 1271:1805, __kino_gakuen_kino_and_kin….jpg)

>>341166

All right! I got cancelled on today! ;_;

So I'm sitting here playing some Euro Truck Simulator.

Yours?


 No.341173

File: 5962766d8ceb189⋯.png (180.28 KB, 378x551, 378:551, Give it ten, this isn't my….png)

>>341170

Ooh yeah. Timezones lol

>>341172

rip $s ;~;

What is that game anyway?

Just doing my typical after work chillaxing. Might set up this back massage thingy then take a late night shower to melt my muscles :p


 No.341174

File: 99fd4bf72ebf2ec⋯.jpg (261.78 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, 80.jpg)


 No.341175

Is that squiggles?


 No.341176

File: 2480307ac191710⋯.jpg (187.15 KB, 1153x1445, 1153:1445, tumblr_nqghiqCM9U1tz1pgjo1….jpg)


 No.341177

File: abc77f8c5ab9be6⋯.jpg (358.72 KB, 600x800, 3:4, __kino_kino_no_tabi_drawn_….jpg)

>>341173

It happens! Still disappointing, though!

I mean, it's pretty much what it sounds like. You haul loads from city to city and listen to the radio, and you upgrade your truck and that. It's impossible to make it sounds good, but it's pretty cozy. I've got the country station going.

Ah, are you feeling a little tense?


 No.341178

File: 2c770c93996382e⋯.png (445.92 KB, 624x566, 312:283, bitches love collarbones.png)

>>341177

Hmm. That reminds me of that tractor simulator or whatnot for ps4. I giggle every time I see that at gamestop lol

I'm feeling a lot tense. I've had kind of a neck thing going on for the past 6+ years and it has its good and bad days/weeks. Meh.

On the other hand I'm brainstorming some interesting ideas to cook at some point in the near future. Food Network is finally inspiring me a little haha


 No.341181

File: 77d13dc8464bbe8⋯.jpg (217.53 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __kino_kino_no_tabi_drawn_….jpg)

>>341178

Farming and Train simulator are surprisingly popular, too. Train simulator has literally thousands of dollars worth of DLC, which is just absurd to me.

Oh, that's unfortunate. Did you do something to yourself, or did that just start?

That's good! You don't cook too much right now, eh?


 No.341182

File: a1b523e1f061223⋯.png (148.04 KB, 306x306, 1:1, uhhm.png)

>>341181

Sounds like they're really catering to those train-nuts haha oh man.

I dunno. It's just bad. Gotta like pop a disc and my collarbones back every once in a while and stuff ugh.

Nah, not too much at all. I really want to try eating better so I'm have to start again sometime soon.


 No.341184

I.. uh. I gotta go :/

add me on steam or something: vicequeenelma


 No.341185

File: 37d2f69d62884d8⋯.jpg (118 KB, 500x788, 125:197, 494520_p0.jpg)

>>341184

That's sudden. Take it easy, though!


 No.341186

alcohol woo


 No.341189

File: 76dedff342b776d⋯.png (55.18 KB, 217x190, 217:190, 1473496753418.png)

>>341170

Coffee is a real friend indeed


 No.341190

File: 2eaf5e99be4ded9⋯.png (125.12 KB, 419x338, 419:338, 1439527999704.png)


 No.341191

File: 60786a152857164⋯.png (344.48 KB, 609x720, 203:240, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….png)


 No.341192

Im in class but its brake right now.

A bit akward since like 6 or 7 of us srayed inside but no one talking.

All the loud people are outside.


 No.341193

File: eb1ac1d950f839f⋯.jpg (161.82 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>341192

A k a r I N?


 No.341194

>>341193

Yep :p


 No.341195

File: 15eafe4dcaf37b3⋯.png (311.41 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, tumblr_nsb6onMMta1rsstxgo8….png)

sup


 No.341196

>>341191

Like Koiru. I'm a newfriend.


 No.341197

File: 6977f824e77f0b1⋯.jpg (221.71 KB, 850x607, 850:607, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn….jpg)

>>341196

T o m a n y f i n n s. R E E E


 No.341198


 No.341199

File: 5295a016897c8a8⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1517x1265, 1517:1265, b49422da6cec4e913e2d5e58d6….png)

>>341191

Socks is from old 4chan /b/ threads.


 No.341202

File: 2c782b09afa7222⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1912x1076, 478:269, yamcha.png)

me irl


 No.341203

File: 797b2236aecdf60⋯.jpg (48.69 KB, 963x785, 963:785, IMG_20161006_175240.jpg)


 No.341205

File: 5c6bdb664f75b75⋯.jpg (118.55 KB, 850x1232, 425:616, __inubashiri_momiji_touhou….jpg)


 No.341206

File: 88d31d79e94d14f⋯.png (313.86 KB, 583x393, 583:393, _f869dca8-e5df-461b-b1a1-d….png)


 No.341207

File: 5ae0c8fffb55270⋯.jpg (45.45 KB, 540x527, 540:527, 1474740275434.jpg)

>>341206

Heya Sims.


 No.341208

File: 1b6af53541885e9⋯.mp4 (2.29 MB, 720x900, 4:5, 617e8dfb-72bf-401e-9f99-13….mp4)


 No.341209

File: 46d3c3a6893db1e⋯.jpg (229.81 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161007100849_1.jpg)


 No.341211

File: 06186cf0d53c22d⋯.png (1003.36 KB, 1360x768, 85:48, 221100_20161006210208_1.png)


 No.341214

File: e5a3053dc9b7e3b⋯.webm (7.09 MB, 950x534, 475:267, Booty attack.webm)

Anime in 2016 ;-;


 No.341215

File: fa04f0b28f20ef1⋯.jpg (51.24 KB, 1136x572, 284:143, 9e0c990a.jpg)

>>341214

where's this from?


 No.341217

File: 0edd5c2dbd2841e⋯.webm (10.77 MB, 950x534, 475:267, Buttface.webm)


 No.341219

>>341217

thanks my homo


 No.341220

File: d2735ab5c69acb8⋯.webm (3.82 MB, 950x534, 475:267, ded.webm)

>>341219

Yea yea


 No.341222

File: 6f6b7420d7bbc42⋯.jpg (405.43 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, wallhaven-402276.jpg)

Hellllloo lewd


 No.341225

File: 37d8d14f901c8c6⋯.png (399.87 KB, 579x1000, 579:1000, 37d8d14f901c8c6d509e1423cf….png)

>>341220

Bit you get my banner? ^^

>>341222

Hey Tessy ^^

How's you?


 No.341226

File: 239ea04bc335ce6⋯.png (745.64 KB, 1360x768, 85:48, 221100_20161007120822_1.png)


 No.341227

File: 2d850f441e2d8c6⋯.png (1.02 MB, 800x1000, 4:5, 6df01d588e8c43c6f4aa189ad7….png)

>>341226

You look like a provo lol


 No.341228

>>341227

its all the tactical bacon i have beeneating


 No.341230

File: 5c868a1abffe46e⋯.jpg (3 MB, 2480x3607, 2480:3607, 5c868a1abffe46e3aa93d42c22….jpg)

>>341228

heh looking tough, you get many gankers today?


 No.341233

File: e2b0f3ae9a4a038⋯.png (652.73 KB, 1360x768, 85:48, 221100_20161007122838_1.png)

>>341230

just logged off my mision today was getting a tent from the tenements

it woul dhave taken me anywhere from 5 minutes to 4 hours

but the second building i searched had one so i just logged off and now waiting for akari whenever we play together again


 No.341235

File: 7b4bbac392933a2⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 1032x1600, 129:200, 7b4bbac392933a2d5fe09e9405….jpg)

>>341233

You look dangerous ^^

You going to be playing tonight?


 No.341237

>>341235

yeah i just stopped atm so i wouldnt run the risk of dying with the tent


 No.341240

File: 285997cfa498702⋯.webm (1.37 MB, 950x534, 475:267, Bap.webm)


 No.341243

>>341242

>>341242

new thread even if today is slow


 No.341291

File: 9b3d9f3db7e3524⋯.jpg (65.79 KB, 854x480, 427:240, Koosuba-03-14.jpg)

>tfw watching kisscartoons with bf


 No.341297

File: b88410b1d88cfec⋯.jpg (89.52 KB, 1037x564, 1037:564, ss (2016-10-07 at 09.26.36….jpg)


 No.341394

File: c8df9473f8e3abc⋯.png (504.33 KB, 720x720, 1:1, __ibuki_suika_touhou_and_w….png)

>>341222

What cup size are you aiming for?


 No.341642

File: b8d62139c8186c3⋯.jpg (289.1 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161007093941_1.jpg)

tfw Goku says mean things to me


 No.341655

File: ceb45c43ec75d6a⋯.jpg (48.27 KB, 280x314, 140:157, 22.jpg)

>>341642

You're like…two thread behind, man.




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