No.333950
Out of shower edition and 400 threads of Venla celebration
No.333953
>>333935
You're too nice ;-;
>>333952
;-; I take what I said back
No.333954
>>333949
Oh, okay.
Was just curious.
No.333955
>>333950
Congrats honey <3
No.333956
>>333954
got grab that lintel
No.333960
>>333955
Now I can go stress free for the next 100 threads by letting Sims do the thread creating.
No.333962
>>333953
You're welcome!
>>333959
you're a cute
No.333964
>>333962
You're a cute! >:O
No.333965
>>333964
Here's my panties
No.333966
>>333965
O-oh umm, I'll take them!
No.333968
No.333970
>>333950
>Out of shower
Literally me.
No.333971
>>333970
That's why it's out of the shower edition! Every Euro is having their shower and then coming out.
No.333972
>>333971
And it just occured.
No.333973
>>333972
What's cherub up to otherwise?
No.333974
>>333967
Is that Kristen Stewart?
No.333975
>>333973
Getting something to eat and drink. My schedule for to day is way fucked up. I went to bed at 10 am and woke up 4 pm and felt like shit most of the day.
No.333976
>>333975
Oh wow, you've really fucked it up haven't you. I've been thinking if I should go do some night time driving
No.333977
>yo wanna chill?
[gets ready, outfit, makeup, etc]
>OMG yes
>let's go golfing
["m-meh, okay" fixes golf bag, more appropriate for golfing attire]
>hey, I'm actually wicked sore so I'm just gonna go golfing tomorrow, k? Enjoy ur pizza
;~; Sad fucking pandas. #thestruggle Welma lyfe chose me.com /blog
No.333978
>>333977
You actaully have a golfbag? So you golf often? :3
No.333979
>my gd is going to go into overdrive
No.333980
>>333978
Yeah, I golf lol .///.
Don't judge me.
No.333981
>>333980
I don't! I it kinda looks fun! >.< I just wish i had some friends that golf :p
No.333982
>>333979
Put the leggings on or paint your nails or… Umh… What do you usually do when that happens?
No.333983
>>333980
just like tiger woods then
No.333984
>>333976
Just today though, i try not to make it happen tonight.
No.333985
>>333982
cry in the shower
No.333986
>>333981
It's cool to be at least decent at it when you think of it as putting a one inch ball like 200+ yards into a 3 inch cup ^~^
>>333983
I've never been beaten by a blonde amazon for cheating, no rogl
No.333987
No.333988
>>333985
Do what you have to in the shower, but let the mirror fog up before actually getting naked and then pamper yourself afterwards. Lotions, getting smooth, makeup etc
<3 It will be okay~
No.333989
>>333986
never no….
might get lucky
No.333990
>>333984
Planning on fixing it tomorrow then?
>>333985
Anything that doesn't amplify the gd?
No.333991
>>333986
Yea but i probably suck at it lol. Done it like twice in my life
No.333992
>>333989
haha, I like brunettes or dyed hair more though :(
No.333993
>>333990
I have stuff to do tomorrow so of course.
No.333994
>>333991
Simply going to the driving range is fun to crank balls and just work on your swing^^
No.333995
>>333988
dont own make up yet rip
scared
>>333990
transition?
>>333992
died hair is qt as fuck tbh
No.333996
>>333994
Yea but i need clubs for that! And i'm gonna embarrass myself >.< Plus the closest thing we have is like 45 miles away
No.333997
Hello /lewd/. How you doing?
>all the cuties on this morning
No.333998
>>333995
idk. i was looking for something that would give you a small nice boost in mood. like i used to go drive around town when i was feeling down.
>>333993
Ah okay then
No.333999
>>333995
O-oh…
Yeah, I think I want to do my underlayers like electric blue next time. That'll be in like forever though.
>>333996
Jeez. I didn't realize how spoiled I was with all the golf courses around here x_x
>>333997
Hihi^^
No.334000
No.334001
>>333997
Hello Burch! :3
>>333999
Yea :p I would probably golf if i had friends that did it and i didn't live in the woods :p
No.334002
>>334001
Buy some balls and a couple of clubs online and just smash them into the woods!
Home-made driving range~
No.334003
>>333998
gd makes me happy when i read it but then i think and get sad
>>333999
i love to go pink tbh, but dark brown hair rip
dont talk to burch she's a weird porn writer
brb shower
No.334004
>>333999
checked
also hi Welma! How you doing? :3
Just got up, read a bit about voice feminization ugghhh
>>334000
also checked
hey Venya. Whatcha up to? I just got up an hour ago :o
>>334001
hey tessy. what're you doing? :o
No.334005
No.334006
>>334002
Haha yea smart!
But what if i hit someone?! .///.
No.334007
>tfw got so drunk I spent a shitton of money on weed
fuck
No.334008
No.334009
>>334003
Um, so? You just gradually bleach it light enough to take in the pink, baka. My stylist gradually did the black in stages too so it will last longer and look darker. There's a science to it :p
Oh, that's… interesting. I'll watch out for that x_x
>>334004
I'm doing okay. Kinda got bailed on but that's okay. I think I'm hanging out with some other friends later instead now.
Voice is the hardest thing to do, I barely even try though. Basically try to make it breathier and you always have to be cognizant of where your resonance is and it's a pain to like keep up ugh
>>334006
I thought you lived in the woods?
No.334010
>>334003
oh, that's kind of confusing. gd makes you happy when you read?
>>334004
just Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Thinking of going out to drive in the night with street lamps and other cars' lights. I'd like film it and make a video but no gopro so rip
>>334007
again!
No.334012
>When someone you haven't spoken with for months suddenly decides to say Yes on skype for no reason.
No.334013
>>334009
Well yea but i don't live alone here! Even tho it is the woods.
>>334004
Just watching Sense8. You? :3
No.334014
>>334008
I think that'll happen for some weeks in row now
>>334010
I've made a mistake
No.334015
>>334003
hattie please go
i haven't written any porn in months anyway lol
>>334009
ah, yeah, i read that. that sucks :< what you planning to do instead??
yeah i got some kind of guide for it that talks about moving the adam's apple that i'm going to have to practice, it's so hard to understand though!
>>334010
maxing?
i'm not sure if i'm going to start driving any time soon, too much anxiety :<
you heading to bed anytime soon?
>>334013
what's sense8? anime?
and playing borderlands 2! probably reread my shitfic with a friend when he gets on. THEN WRITE PORN FINALLY because i was supposed to do that ages ago ;_;
No.334016
No.334017
>>334014
Weeks? Even if you smoke everyday? :3 How about you share?
No.334018
>>334016
Hey! You want me to live alone? .w.
>>334015
A netflix series
Ooh Borderlands 2 is a good co-op game and HATTIE WAS RIGHT!! Huge perv
No.334019
>>334017
Yup yup. Rip money. Come over and you'll get some
No.334020
>>334014
Well I guess now you'll have weed so that's nice.
>>334015
idk that's how the song goes.
I want to teach magi to drive so bad
Yeah I get awful anxiety with it now too. Sigh… But I'm kind of feeling like driving in the night light.
Probably not for a while, especially if I end up going out.
What's BurchBurch's plan for today?
No.334021
>>334015
Probably gonna hang out with one of my buddies and shoot some hoops and it sounds like there's a scary movie planned as well. :p
Those guides are so hard to understand, so you really just gotta sit alone and sound like a doofus for a half hour while you kinda figure it out.
>>334018
Iunno. Do you wanna live alone?
No.334022
>>334019
Ooh then you have loads >.< Where do you live then?
>>334021
I asked if you wanted me to do it! No… I want someone to cuddle with everyday!
No.334023
>>334022
Tee lives in buttfuck nowhere
No.334024
>>334022
I want cuddles too :(
No.334025
>>334018
yeah, it's fun co-op but i mostly play it SP because i'm a massive fag :<
it's not like i've ever hidden that I write porn! I just haven't done so in ages!! but yes you have to be perverted to write rape porn usually
>>334020
magi doesn't drive either?
at least you can actually drive! that's something
work on my backlog a bit, spend a few hours rereading my shitfic with my only reader, write porn
you? besides driving, i mean
>>334021
>shoot some hoops
y-you never told me you were black!!
and oh god, i'm awful at anything horror at all. i'm an absolute sissy :<
yeah, i can manage just… can we please get a translation into english? like… the understandable kind :c
No.334026
>>334022
>>334023
^
My house is surrounded by forest
No.334027
>>334025
I don't usually. I'm honestly just trying to get out of the house lol And I'm super pasty btw. pls.
Yo, and horror movies used to be my jam but now I have this weird thing where I'm able to connect with the situation in movies and I get super scared and hide behind pillows and stuff. It's embarrassing but probably wicked cute so it's whatever. All I know is Conjuring was 2scary5me.
No.334028
>>334023
Are you jealous?
>>334024
You actaully have a shoot at it! I don't
>>334025
You don't have anyone that want's to play with you? .w. Sorry.
This is the first time i'm hearing it! Rape porn?! Do you have those fantasies?
>>334026
Yea but where in Finland?
No.334029
>>334028
Awwe. what makes you say that?
No.334030
>>334028
Bordering Russia in the east. Just.
Take all the russians in my town please.
No.334031
>>334025
I feel like me, Akari, Mobley and maybe SD are the only ones who drive here
Yeah.
Ahh you getting critique from someone?
Um probably not much, maybe watch tokyo ghoul again and possibly move on to season 2 even though it's apparently shit.
>>334026
spooky
>>334028
No, he lives in the part where I never ever want to go to.
No.334032
>>334029
Because i have a shit personality
>>334030
Oooh so you're a racist?
>>334031
Venla… Are you also a racist?
No.334033
No.334034
>>334033
You seem cute tho .w.
No.334035
>>334027
I'm probably darker than you due to hawaiian tan tbh, hopefully HRT takes care of my yardworker arms
I've never been able to deal with them! I guess it's an effeminate trait, like you said, so maybe a net gain, but still. I can't handle jump scares at all!
Do you watch a lot of movies?
>>334028
i played BL1 alone too… i could probably find randoms but that's ehh, and don't know many people who have BL2 on PS4.
well yeah i don't mention it TOO often. mostly fantasy rape stuff, though most of it is me self-inserting via second person :3c
>>334030
NO BULLY THE SLAV
>>334031
so basically all the TruMen?
Not usually from specific people! I post it online on FA / Hentai Foundry, and some of my stuff gets well received. Some not so much! Namely the really weird fetish stuff.
Tokyo Ghoul any good? Never really watched that at all.
>>334033
>>334034
don't we all act girly to cover up our awful personalities
No.334036
>posted two avatars by accident
fucking embarrassing
No.334037
>power went out for like 30 mins
i hate the rain
No.334038
>>334032
No, I'm just not a liberal. I'm a centrist who wants all poor imigrants denied entry, regardless of where they are from. Only educated people should be let in, I don't need to give a shit about starving syrians, they have nothing to do with my life.
>>334031
>backyard is literally jungle outside of the old storage shacks
>>334035
KILL THE SLAV
No.334039
>>334035
Ooh sorry again .w. It's not that fun to play a co-op game with randoms tho and you play on PS4? Ooooh
Yea not that often first time since i've been talking with anyways. That's what i thought >.<
>>334035
Ehm sure probably
>>334038
I was just joking! >.< And i understand lol
No.334041
>>334032
No. I've just decided that the people who live there aren't worth anything based on my experience with 3 girls at a bar.
Wait…
Oh we're talking about Russia? Nah, I'm done with Russia, don't want to get thrown into gulag when they capture us.
>>334035
huh. never thought about thatKEK
Ahh yeah okay. I was thinking you had one stalker fan already. Yeah think you told me about that lol.
Season one was really good imo, last episode was super amazing with insane bulid up, in the episode. I could understand people not liking the last episode though. Haven't seen s2 but apparently it's shit.
>>334038
Jesus, even more reasons not to come over
No.334042
>>334034
Unfortunately, cute is not the same as having a good personality.
>>334035
Probably, yeah. 'Mones will only do so much atrophy but I was actually not so displeased with mine this morning putting on my cardigan. I was like.. "o-oh!"
I used to watch a lot of movies, nowadays not so much. I don't really do a whole lot of anything while I'm in my "cocoon" :p
No.334043
If Jon H. Benjamin did an audio book of bedtime stories, I'd buy all of them.
No.334044
>>334041
Wait you had a foursome?! >.<
Yes i was!!!! You perv….
>>334042
I meant cute personality!!! .w.
>>334043
Who?
No.334045
>>334044
O-oh! Shh! >///<
Um, he's the guy that voices Archer and Bob from Bob's burgers. He's in some other stuff too, but I find his voice to be really relaxing.
No.334046
>>334039
Starving syrians are no joking matter! They need to be bombed to death so they don't bother us! #notextremist
>>334041
The jungle gets closer every year, one day it'll be creeping up by the windows.
No.334047
>>334039
I played BL1 SP as well, so I'm used to it. They're more fun in ways co-op but there's also more chaos and you're not able to do quests at your own pace and whatnot
Yeah, we haven't talked that much I guess i also like sexual death!! what about you, fam?
>>334041
just don't tell hattie i said that
I have a few followers but I doubt they'll pay much attention to me given how rarely (read: never) I actually upload shit. One of my fics got a ton of favorites, though!
Seems like there's a fair bit of series with godawful second seasons, Code Geass was one IIRC. You watch anything else lataely?
>>334042
So have you noticed a good sized change in terms of how much muscle you've lost?
I haven't watched a movie in something like a year. Just vidya and anime.
>>334038
we are no longer friends
No.334048
>>334047
Well I mean.. I used to help my dad and uncles build houses and stuff and now I can barely lift the french fry boxes that weigh 36.5 pounds so I'd say yes.
I don't vidya or anime either. What's a good video game nowadays?
No.334049
>>334045
Yea! Cute personality and cute! OOOOOOH that guy he has an amazing voice yea.
>>334046
Ooh it was starting good and first then we dropped down a hole >.<
>>334047
Aah yea that's kinda annoying but if you have the right person it's fun!
Yea i've been away for a bit Sexual death?! >///<?
No.334051
>>334047
>literally every slav nation is a backwards hellhole
GENOCIDE WHEN
Czechs don't count they honorary aryans
No.334052
>>334046
I'm imagining that cliche scene in a thunderstorm where a tree branch starts banging on the window and scares you or at night the branch's shadow will look like a creepy arm coming to get you.
>>334047
well hattie doesn't think of me as a TruMan, nor does anyone on this boardrip
Ohh very nice then though that you got that ego boost with your writing.
Me and Magi watched first part of season 1 of SAO, that was nice and fun. other than that nope.
No.334053
>>334051
>literally every slav nation is a backwards hellhole
It's because of inter-continental oppression waves, just like we do to the africans! Dissolve borders! Free movement now!
No.334054
No.334056
No.334057
No.334059
>>334055
HOWS THE HRT? BABES
No.334061
I BROKE A NAIL NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
No.334062
>>334049
Kek, i-i'm just joking though
Unless I get to be a bomb myself because it's my dream to rain hellfire down unsuspecting foreigners
>>334052
There's a huge old tree next to my window and sometimes when it is really windy the creeper bangs against the walls or my window. Spoopy as fuck. I can always see the creepy arms if I look for long enough at night.
>>334053
Kill all liberals!
No.334063
>>334048
Ah, nice. So you've noticed yourself looking a lot thinner and less muscular, too?
Most people would say I have shit taste, I dunno. I enjoy most AAA games and my current GOTY is Battleborn, which is a joke to most. Gravity Rush 2 / Persona 5 look like they'll be god-tier weeb games though.
And no anime, really? I would have thought you'd watch more what with all the anime avatars.
>>334049
yeah, i gotta find someone to co-op with one of these days. was considering getting the platinum for Borderlands 2 but you gotta fight a raid boss to do it :P
only in writing! but the idea of being choked to death on a dick or something seems extremely erotic :<
>>334051
>every white nation a socialist hellhole
whats your point mate
>>334052
no i mean because i didn't mention burt
yeah, just need to actually write so that I get more commentary :P
SAO was okay, apparently season 2 is really bad?
No.334064
>>334056
Hola, how are you?
>>334057
Rude. Verbs hate me.
>>334058
>
>>334059
Shut up little tranny. I would never!
>>334060
Pretty good. Still kind of recovering from my wisdom teeth being pulled. How are you?
No.334065
>>334064
ITS DANGEROUS TO CROSSDRESS NOUN
No.334066
>>334063
At least in socialist hellholes you get money without working KEK
No.334068
>>334062
You have weird dreams!
>>334063
Find some lewdie to do it with and you're not strong enough to kill a raid boss alone? :3
Well i don't wanna die but i do wanna be choked
>>334064
Eeh meh. You? ^^
No.334069
>>334062
And you still do drugs there. idk if i could.
>>334063
ahhh
welp get busy then
I liked SAO season 1 first half, second half was very meh. then SAO season 2 first half was… okayish, never finished second half but it seemed to go back to its' roots with that.
No.334070
No.334071
>>334064
How long ago was that now?
I'm doing very well, thank you for asking! ^^
No.334072
>>334063
I've always been thin, but definitely losing my gross muscly arms. My friends say I'm just insecure about them and they're not even that bad though. *shrugs*
Hmm, I haven't heard of any of those lol The last anime I watched was KLK episode 7. OH! But I do have a few cute cellphone games I play.
>>334064
But nouns don't do anything without them~
No.334073
>>334068
Are you saying you never dream of exploding in fiery inferno against the enemies of christendom?
>>334069
It takes some nerves to do them here. Once I wandered off into the forest on LSD, was there for like 2 hours, it was fun.
No.334075
>>334073
That sounds like…. Well something I wouldn't want to do.
No.334076
>>334065
Indeed it is but I was not fooled by the cute clothing and went back to my strong, manly ways as the Alpha and the Omega.
>>334067
What did he mean by this?!
>>334068
I'm good. What's got you feeling meh?
>>334070
Yes I'm still kicking. How have you been?
>>334071
Like 4 days ago and that's great you're doing good buddy. So, I've been away for a while. What have you guys been up to on the board? Any drama that I miss?
>>334072
I've gotten this far, baby.
>>334074
>Burt left the discord
No.334077
>>334066
…that's not a good thing though
i mean it's functionally good for us lazy assholes but there's no way in hell you can pretend that's actually a good thing for a society to do
>>334068
n-no! were you able to do that?
it's just a fantasy fetish! it's not something i'd take into IRL. just the underlying powerplay is hot as hell, being used and discarded for someone else's pleasure ;w;
>>334069
;w; i gotta wait for my friend to come online for our readthrough first
I honestly preferred the second half over the first half because they actually had an objective, I hated how in the first half you had an epic quest waved around in front of your face but were stuck with sidequests
>>334072
that's great! i want to get rid of my yardworker arms ASAP which would also include stopping yardwork but i need a secondary source of income before i can do that :<
kill la kill? heard that's pretty good
>cellphone games
ree . . . she became a true girl gamer
No.334078
>>334076
By doing NOTHING!!!!
jk How's it going?
>>334077
Most of it will be the lack of those muscles being used, so…
What do you mean? I'll still kick like anyone's ass in MK9. Used to bet money on it even haha
No.334079
>>334076
> manly ways as the Alpha and the Omega.
thinks he's like burt
cute
No.334080
>>334073
Yes! I'm not weird like you! :3
>>334076
A bit of this a bit of that ^^
And have you gotten a job yet? .w.
>>334077
I think we just played through the story and then ended it.
I actaully want to be choked irl tho! And yea it's really hot
No.334081
>>334075
One day when you least expect it I'll be there to drug your water and drag you off into the forest to experience life to the fullest
>>334077
Uh? It actually is, it's scientifically proven that when people get money from gov when they are unemployed they are more likely to get on their feet and find work again. It's literally science, it works, it's been proven by statistics.
No.334082
>>334076
It was a shit discord nothing good left going on there just a bunch of idiots, memers and people lying about how cool they are with only a few good people
No.334083
>>334073
There's no such thing as Christendom anymore, only isolated western nations that feel no shared ancestral connection with each other.
BRB, suicide time. ;_;
>>334076
Oh, you'll be feeling great right away, then. The hard part is gone by now! We've been all right, just wasting our days away here.
No.334084
>>334077
what time zone he in?
Well I'm a bit upset about the first half too. The premise was really good, but as you said, let's mostly just do sidequests.
>>334081
Life to the spookiest! I'll die!
No.334085
>>334078
It's going pretty good, how about yourself?
>>334079
I'm incomparable to anyone.
>>334080
Soon…
>>334082
Was I part of the shit people?
>>334083
Well that sounds nice. Also cute Gif, what anime is it from?
No.334086
>>334085
You're done with the training right?
You haven't found anything since then? :p
I feel sorry for you Nouny the Cute Neet
No.334087
>>334078
Yeah, muscle atrophy, right? I thought HRT on its own was suppose to reduce a lot, though
O-oh, well, uh, carry on then :3c
I never played much Mortal Kombat 9, played a SNES one with a guy when i was a kid and used to spam rockets
>>334080
I've probably finished the story at least 4-5 times by now? And had waay more in-progress playthroughs.
i really like the underlying power play but when it comes to actual pain i'm an absolute sissy. i'm hypocritical about everything!
>>334081
>giving people free money encourages them to want to earn money
what
don't you literally sit around at your welfare job shitposting on /lewd/ lol
that's not really a job, and if you weren't getting free money for it you'd have to actually find a real job or get kicked out
>>334084
he's in america, so 4-6 hours, not sure exactly
and yeah, the second half was a bit better but still pretty meh, I don't think I'd give the anime more than a 7 overall.
I take it you mostly just play vidya? :3
No.334088
>>334085
I rarely saw you post when i was online
also no only when you were being rude to me and my perfection
No.334089
>>334083
Ever more reason to sacrifice yourself for the greater good!
>>334080
Well you are a perv though! Unlike me, I'm a 120% pu.re boy.
>>334084
Boring life if you never risk dying in the forest.
>>334087
There are no jobs to find, that's the thing. If you get no welfare when there are no jobs, you starve or that selling fucking drugs. Once that is over you can find a job when they become available, that's how the whole thing is stuctured. For now I shitpost, but when jobs become available I will be forced to make my choice. And the whole time they are evaluating if I'm well enough to seek actual work, if they deem I am they will kick me off.
And you are just memeing when it's proven by statistics that when people are given unemployment funds they are more likely to get actual work.
No.334090
>>334087
I think i've played it through like 3-4 times :p You really like borderlands don't you?
That's kinda fun tho even tho you like it in fantasy you might not like it irl!
>>334089
Why am i a perv? And no you are not!
No.334091
>>334086
The notary fucked up everything so I had to resend the application back twice to get my real ID. I'm still looking though I swear. I can't be neet forever, I want my own apartment.
>>334088
But that was my attempt at trying to tickle your prostate!
No.334092
>>334087
ah okay, well you have time to wake up properly then.
oh well, probably around same rating as you
Um, I mostly just do nothing.
>>334089
I guess. I'd prefer to die in a car or a tub or a bed over a forest though
No.334093
>>334085
Pretty good here too. Just watching Archer before going out with some friends^^
>>334087
It reduces muscle building as I understand it. You just gotta let them wither by themselves pretty much.
MK has come a long way since those old ones haha. Reptile is my shit. Forceball juggle combos ftw~
No.334094
>>334090
I have never done a lewd thing in my life! I'm extra pu.re!
No.334095
>>334091
> to tickle your prostate!
THATS GAY
YOU ALLIGATOR JEWNIGGER
No.334096
>>334091
Wow sounds annoying. I hope you are!! And i just got my own!!! <3
No.334097
>>334085
She's from Patlabor!
>>334073
Are you with parents still, or do you have a roommate(s)?
>>334090
Is Tessy still trying to pretend she's not the biggest perv on this board somehow?
>>334095
You're so vulgar!
No.334098
>>334089
there's plenty of ways to actually make money though
just nobody has motivation for it when they can just as easily suck down free money
>>334090
it's a fun game, though it gets boring in long sessions…
BL1 was incredible, though! hopefully they make BL3 more like it
yeah, text porn lets you focus more on emotions and the power dynamics, IRL it'd be a lot more icky and painful :<
>>334092
yeah a little while I guess, I'm hoping he gets on soon, though?
and yeah, I can empathize. I'm trying to play more vidya and get my backlog done! But even then i end up multitasking and posting here as well :<
>>334093
oh, nice :>
can't wait to start, might be able to get away with starting a month or two before I move out. my bf said he'd pay for my airfare to aus if i want to move there in a few months :o
i've always been garbage at fighting games even though i found them super cool… i can't memorize combos for shit :c
No.334099
>>334097
Ack
This part
>Are you with parents still, or do you have a roommate(s)?
Was meant for
>>334091
No.334100
>>334098
Though? :d
my life right now
oh well
No.334101
>>334098
Get away with it?
No.334102
>>334098
Except people still find more jobs than when not given any money. It's been proven in hundreds of experiments, especially with basic income when they give people up to a thousand dolla every month unconditionally. People still work because they want to maintain their standard of living or get higher up.
>>334097
Was that meant at me?
No.334103
>>334097
Okay okay how do you measure perviness? And why am i the biggest?
>>334098
Yea and yea we played it for like 14h+ a day and that gets to you after a while lol
Never really played BL1
Yea true but you' probably get used to it after a while tho :3
No.334104
>>334091
ugh
you such a faggot
No.334105
No.334106
Hey you. Yes you! Are you lurking?
No.334107
No.334108
>>334101
my parents are extremists :<
hence why i want to move out ASAP
can't transition while living with them! not to a noticeable degree at least
>>334102
all i'm saying is there's plenty of actual ways to earn money if you're looking
if you're really desperate you can just sign up for a content mill and work minimum wage writing AFAIK
>>334103
yeahh, after the first playthrough it starts to lose appeal, DLC helps a lot but the driving and turning in quests gets ugh
the combat is always fun though
yeah maybe, i'm just too squeamish!
>>334097
i think i might be the biggest perv here :3
No.334109
>>334108
Ah, right. I always forget most of you live at home x_x
No.334110
>>334108
Why sign up for that when it's a meaningless job that provides nothing to society? I'll rather suckle on gov tit and eventually get into studying and a real job.
>>334106
Rumormonger in chaos disguise noticed
No.334111
>>334108
Really curious as to how you define an "Extremist"
>>334103
Ratio of in.nocent pictures and post content:Lewd pictures and post content!
>>334109
I'm sure it's not "most"
No.334112
Yea like most games. DLCs usually do that if they are good. That's because you do it all the time!
Yea what's your favorit class?
Eeh it will be fine. Just find someone that's gentle and takes it slow
>>334111
Hmm okay then I'm a big perv Happy?
No.334113
>>334109
not for long, hopefully! i dunno, might be able to move in with my aussie bf in a few months or something :o
>>334110
you're taking more out of society by leeching off of the government my dude
at least if you did that you'd be earning your pay
the fact of the matter is you and i have no motivation at all because we never learned to work for our meals
>>334111
extremist christian mom / sister, dad's alt right
they're not going to approve
No.334115
>>334110
Tee spottedYou weren't lurking though! You were out in the open, posting.
No.334116
>>334112
The first part was meant for >>334108
>>334113
No.334117
>>334113
That sounds risky af.
No.334118
>>334076
Well it could have been worse but better too. The important thing is i survive.
No.334119
>>334109
just the loudest minority who complain about their living situation! Including me
No.334120
>>334113
That doesn't answer me at all. Rather, what I meant was, how would their views be considered radical by just an average fucking person.
>>334112
N-No! I feel guilty now for some reason!
>>334114
It is! I don't miss living at home at all.
No.334121
No.334122
>That Breaking Bad finale
No.334123
>>334119
I see. Maybe try moving up in the world^^
>>334120
Samesies. Self-sufficiency is its own reward tbh Feelsgoodman.
No.334124
>>334112
Psycho was my favorite IIRC, Gaige a close second. Other than that, Axton. You?
tfw boyfriend rips the skin
>>334117
probably! but i'm desperate
>>334120
>extremist christian
>sister won't listen to anything except russian christian hymns
>neither of them watch non christian movies at all
wew lad
No.334125
No.334126
>>334113
By working for a big corp you are contributing to the demise of society by feeding capitalism that just feeds the top 1% of society. Suckling on the gov tit is much less damaging, if you want to argue about that.
And I sure have, I've lived on my own for years, I just happen to live at my dads again for a while.
>>334115
That was a mistake
No.334128
>>334124
Charge more for your landscaping!
>>334125
Just a suggestion lol
No.334129
>>334124
The mecha girl! She's the best.
Rips whats? >.<
No.334130
>>334128
I mean it's not like it's on my mind 24/7
No.334131
I was trying to summon lurkers! One more appeal to the lurking.
>>334126
What was?
No.334132
>>334123
I agree! Being idle isn't good for the spirit by any measure at all! It hurts you in profoundly insidious ways!
>>334121
And how do you feel about that?
>>334124
I see.
No.334133
>>334131
Yes yes, I'm lurking! I'm not in a talkative mood!
No.334134
>>334130
Sorry.
>>334132
We're friends now.
No.334135
No.334136
>>334126
you're going to be contributing to the demise of society with just about anything you do unless you want to start up a small business
in which case you might as well start now
fair enough, i assumed you were perma-neet
>>334128
I hate yardwork, though, it requires too much physical exertion for one thing and encourages muscle growth and whatnot :<
>>334129
Yeah, Gaige is pretty amazing. Particularly with Anarchy, though her accuracy gets literally absurd
butt skin!!!!
No.334137
>>334136
Get money, get paid, nigga <3
No.334138
No.334139
>>334131
I don't know, everything! Especially this quiet!
No.334140
>>334137
yeah, i know. i just need some alternative so i can earn money without building muscle and needing to stay bulky
i'm already starting to have exhaustion issues after my weight crash diet :<
my lifeline would have to be online stuff but i have nomotivation
No.334141
>>334122
Would ask you about it but I haven't seen any BB.
>inb4 you have gone out of the thread already
>>334133
Oh, okay, I won't talk to you then.
>>334139
>
Oh, fair enough >.<
No.334142
>>334134
I'm glad!
>>334135
I-I'll stop now ;_;
No.334144
>>334140
Your heart is a muscle too. If you want to have heart problems crash diet is the way to go. Otherwise stick at 3-500 calories under maintenance for losing weight, if you don't you will run into health problems like STARVATION.
No.334145
>>334136
I don't remember any of the skills >.<
Yours or his?
>>334142
I'm the biggest perv
No.334146
>>334144
i was losing half a pound a day for like 2 weeks
felt bad but was worth it
but now i've barely lost a pound or two in the same amount of time :(
>>334145
anarchy had like up to 600 stacks and for every stack would raise damage and reduce accuracy by i think 1.75% or something
literally insane
m-mine!!!
No.334148
>>334146
Ooh that thing but 600?!
Why would it?
No.334149
>>334145
You're not! It's clearly like, Burch or something! ;_;
No.334150
>>334149
Nono i accept being the biggest perv
No.334151
>>334150
Me being the person getting teased was never part of the plan!
No.334152
>>334148
yeah by the end your crosshair is at like, the borders of the screen. i think with the right gear you can raise the limit to 600 or so
because i am a virgin!!
>>334150
we need to have a perv off!! your grossest fetishes against mine >:(
No.334153
>>334151
I'm teasing you? :p
>>334152
Why? You wanna be the biggest perv here?
No.334154
>>334153
It felt like it!
N-Not that I mind!
No.334155
>>334153
n-no! i mean, yes, but only because it's natural! it's like i'm an amputee and you're a cripple and you're going around saying you're the board's biggest amputee :^(
No.334156
>>334154
Sorry :p I don't know what i was doing tho
Also you like being teased?
No.334157
>>334155
What that doesn't make sense! >.<
No.334158
>>334156
It's okay!
And yes. I mean, just the same amount as anyone else!
No.334160
>>334159
Stealing pictures from me now? :^)
No.334161
>>334157
my autism is stronger than yours heck darn it >w<
No.334163
>>334162
I've been found out!
No.334165
No.334166
>>334163
knee socks here yet?
No.334167
>>334158
Okay! And most people don't like to be teased
>>334161
You can have it I don't mind
No.334168
>>334167
I don't think that's true! I wouldn't like something if it weren't completely normal to…
>>334166
Hattie pls!
Mailbox is empty.
No.334169
>>334168
the first step eh?
also night
No.334170
>>334169
Sleep well! Glad to see you're going to bad at an almost-appropriate time!
No.334171
>>334170
dodged the question
No.334172
>>334168
Are you saying you can't like anything that isn't normal? Also add me if you wanna talk more https://steamcommunity.com/id/Loopist
I'm gonna cry myself to sleep now ^^
No.334173
>>334171
It's not the first step because I'm not on any kind of path yet! It's just an isolated action!
>>334172
WhyWhy? Did something happen?
No.334174
>>334172
>I'm gonna cry myself to sleep now ^^
why? :<
No.334179
>>334177
We killed it, Sims, we killed it.
It's not coming back.
No.334181
>tfw kava
I'd been wondering why people were calling this a "recreational drug" when all it did was make me less anxious! Turns out you need to take about four times the recommended amount!
And I need to take like literally a hundred times more to "overdose" on this plant root, so I'm fine.
No.334182
>>334181
i tried chewing some kava root and all it did was make me nauseous
maybe it was too old or something? i dunno
my tongue got numb as fuck though
got a friend who's obsessed with the shit
No.334183
>>334182
Well yeah, my tongue's all messed up now. But there's no nausea, and everything's just kinda comfy. I got the powdered instant variety, though, which maybe works quicker or something?
Man, I'd hate to be, like, "the kava guy". I still haven't told anyone about the kava, come to think of it, possibly because it's impossible to describe it without it sounding like some shady evil drug.
No.334184
>one of my friends decided to go trans
>been talking to her a lot
>we end up talking about DnD, says she'd be interested in a game
>everyone she can think of inviting is also trans
wew lasses
>>334183
i did the mash it up and put it in water thing, and tried the raw root
i think i might just not be good with it since it works fine for my friend??
No.334185
>>334179
Rest in peace.
>>334180
Boop
>>334181
What's Kava?
No.334187
>>334184
Maybe you're just not cut out to being a weird hippie!
>>334185
A drink made from the root of the kava plant! This thing. It's a sedative and supposedly a euphoriant, and does wonders for my anxiety stuff. Plus it helps with me taking an hour to fall asleep!
No.334190
>>334187
but i live in hawaii, i have to be good at kava ;_;
i've heard it just makes you like, super calm. is that it?
No.334192
>>334190
Hah! I live in Norway and kava's totally unheard of here so nobody would care if I sucked at it!
It has some funky side effects, namely that my extremities feel cold for some reason, and my head feels heavy, but yeah, the calming effect is basically it.
>>334191
Nooot really! It's just a natural sedative, more or less. Also,
>posting dark elves
Race traitor. Nord master race.
No.334194
>>334192
Oh I see.
He's not a dark elf..
>>334193
No
No.334195
>>334194
First of all:
>he
And secondly, what is he then?
>>334193
Have you been bitten by the Burt bug, making you only speak in reaction images?
No.334197
>>334195
Yes, He.
A Demon from the Shin Megami Tensei series, specifically Okuninushi
No.334198
>>334197
I see. And you like him because he reminds you of the femininity you strive after?
No.334199
>>334198
He's alright, Uzume's my favorite demon though.
No.334201
>>334199
Well, I don't know any of this stuff. Madarame is my favourite Genshiken! Followed by the fat girl.
No.334202
>>334201
Madarame is most people's favourite Genshiken.
No.334203
>>334202
Well of course he is, everyone else disappeared in the "second season". And the love drama was silly as hell.
No.334204
>>334203
I never read anything into the second series. I recall hearing something about everyone being frustrated about a really long arc where Madarame has to choose someone, and ends up making no choice after all of it.
No.334207
>>334204
It's super long and he doesn't choose anyone, and then he chooses someone anyway and it's the most gimmicky stupid character. I'm such a fag that I wrote a lengthy angry blog post, even, that I'm sure maybe 3 people read.
http://skandikonata.tumblr.com/post/150419317189/resolution-to-the-genshiken-harem-this-is
No.334209
>>334207
You're right, that does sound terrible. Who is this "Gimmicky Character"
>I’m glad Genshiken’s done, anyway.
Oh, is it over forever now?
>>334205
Sam <333
No.334210
>>334208
Genshiken! Aka. "nerds being nerds", until it suddenly become a love drama.
>>334209
I'm referring to an American girl who only speaks Japanase via anime catch phrases! Sue!
And yeah, it's super over. I guess the mangaka wants to do something different, now that this project has been going on for 14 years,
No.334212
>>334210
Oh, shit! I watched the first episode only, but Sue didn't even seem like a "real" character!
No.334213
What you doing tonight kiddos?
No.334215
>>334212
That's right. And you'd think "oh, so they fleshed her out a lot since she was more important to the story", but you'd be wrong. A lot of weird choices in the second season.
>>334213
Drinking kava, trying to figure out why I wasted so much time on alcohol when this stuff basically takes away my anxiety with no downsides. What about the Clown?
No.334216
>>334215
Slightly watching political debates, getting off work. Looking for a game or anime to play/watch.
Not much else, have a con I'm going to this weekend, but until then not too much.
No.334217
>>334216
If you're looking for a game to watch, the FMV revival seems like a good place to start!
Ooh, what kinda con? I mean, I'm assuming it's weeb related.
No.334218
>>334217
Yeah its an anime con thats a decent drive away. But considering they are paying for my hotel room and pass, I decided to go.
FMV revival doesn't seem like my kind of thing. I been wanting something actiony.
No.334220
No.334221
>>334218
You're being paid to go to cons? Did I miss something?
Well no, those are probably really boring, I was just making a stupid joke about watching games! I couldn't really recommend any action-y games, though, since those tend to require a decent rig, which I don't have.
>>334220
Yep-yep! And an anime. Both split into two "seasons", with the second replacing the vast majority of the main cast with girls. And it doesn't really work.
No.334222
I lost 300 dollars
Ill be back casino for my money and your money
No.334224
No.334225
>>334221
Aw, I'm not being paid but they are paying for me to stay, if that makes sense.
I'm technically an exhibitor which means I get to do cool guy stuff.
>>334222
Why did you lose 300 dollars? Why wouldn't you limit yourself?
Gambling is a bad habit
No.334226
>>334224
'Cause the girls, true to stereotype, care more about relationships than weeb stuff. So the manga about one guy being introduced to total weebs, and the struggles of trying to pretend you're all "2dpd", changes to loads of girls wanting to bone a weeb, and the weeb being an idiot about it. It's annoying. Still a great manga, though!
>>334225
I count paid travel and hotel as payment!
>I'm technically an exhibitor
Wh-why are you going into your fetishes all of a sudden?!
No.334227
>>334223
Its okay I will live
>>334225
I limited myself to $300
No.334228
>>334227
Good, you'll win $5000 next time
No.334229
Almost 4am, sleep time. G'night, fags and Burt.
No.334231
>>334229
Ni-Night, Skandi!
No.334233
>>334223
Why
>>334226
I see, added to the reading list
>>334229
Sleep well
No.334234
>>334228
I will! Might head up in October after I get payed next week since my mom brother and dad got like a good amount of free play for a promotional thing they are doing at the casino
No.334235
>>334229
Sleep tight friendo
No.334236
>>334233
Dweeb
>>334234
They still on the pizza thing?
No.334239
>>334236
My little brother is supposed to be running it since my dad and other brothers and i kicked it off and left it up to him like he wanted as he put money in it more then the rest of us kids. But he shows up late every day so it's not opened, refuses to hire more people, is an assholeness of a boss once fired and hired his only driver like 4 times in a afternoon cause of his temper and just won't open it some days and just get high with his friends. He's basically gonna run it into the ground if my parents or other brother doesn't take over or something
No.334240
>>334237
Yus im a dum dweeb
>>334239
Oh wow, well once he starts losing money he will see he is fugging up or maybe he already knows and doesn't care. Gonna get washed i'll be back Old Gregg
No.334242
>>334226
You know what exhibitor means you dumb foreigner!
But it means I sit at a table and do a little bit of work for them.
>>334227
Well shit. I guess I'm just lucky I don't have gambling as a vice at all. I hate losing money, I just go to casinos for free drinks.
No.334244
>>334240
He will just blame everyone else of course
>>334242
k
No.334251
No.334252
>>334250
People live there you know
>>334251
Yee!
No.334254
>>334253
You wot get away with this ;-;
No.334260
What's going on in this thread?
No.334263
>>334261
>>334262
One of you has to be a liar.
No.334265
>>334262
Its happening!
>>334263
Believe in the snek
No.334266
>>334264
Haman is implying it's you!
No.334267
>>334265
is it really though?
>>334266
No one ever believes me…
No.334268
>>334267
Maybe it already happened
No.334269
>>334267
You need a friend that's not going to throw you under the bus like that!
No.334270
>>334268
kill me now
>>334269
I dont have any friends, everyone hates me
No.334272
>>334270
But you gotta play the new dbz first
No.334274
>>334270
Why do you think that is?
No.334275
>>334272
I dont deserve to now
>>334274
I am literally the worst person to hang out or interact with I am a killjoy, stupid, rude and just plain awful to be around
No.334277
>>334275
Upon what are you basing this? Are these all things you've been told? A few times?
No.334278
>>334276
Its all truths
>>334277
I have been told this countless times by many people. I am a loser always was and always will be
No.334279
>>334278
Even if it's all true, which I can't comment on, as I've only spoke with you a couple times, it's not fair to yourself at all to say that you'll always be a loser. There's always more self-improvement to be done.
No.334280
>>334278
Ree!! Lies you know it!! Better not be doing what I think youre doing!
No.334282
>>334279
It is all true ask anyone. Sorry but I can not improve its impossible I am cursed to be a loser for all eternity.
>>334280
Drinking? No I quit I haven't drank in months and that was just some mead.
No.334283
>>334282
Good, now stop being dum you non loser
No.334285
>>334282
>cursed to be a loser for all eternity.
Sorry, Burt, but there's no person like that that exists! Just work towards being a little bit less of a loser month by month, and you'll be astounded at the progress you'll be able to make. Even someone like me was able to come around, to an extent.
No.334286
>>334283
I cant! It is impossible!
>>334285
>there's no person like that that exists!
First I was a loser now I don't exist…
No.334287
>>334286
No bullying yourself, its a rule now
No.334288
>>334286
What are you doing with your time right now? Maybe you're not working enough, that leads to depression and feelings of valuelessness in all men, essentially. Failing that, what's particularly loser-y about you that's unchangeable?
No.334289
>>334287
But its entertaining to me
>>334288
I work full time. Everything is loser about me especially how everything I do fails badly
No.334291
>>334289
Well, I mean, of course you're going to fail at things. It's not very realistic to expect to do well at things from the start.
No.334293
>>334290
…
>>334291
No I fail at everything, EVERYTHING! badly too
No.334295
>>334293
So what do you think it would take for you to be satisfied with yourself?
No.334296
>>334295
I cant be satisfied with myself
No.334297
>>334293
Ill be in here if you need me
No.334298
>>334296
I know you can't, but like, if you could magically, what would need to change? Not for you to think of yourself as this super-awesome guy, but just someone you can feel contented with.
No.334299
F U C K P R O G R A M M I N G
I'm not gonna do the next 14 lines cause that's too much. But on a better note.
Which one guys? WHICH ONE?!
No.334300
>>334299
Left. Which server?
No.334302
>>334297
Gonna run away from me cause im so awful now?
>>334298
I cant be fixed I am fundamentally broken as when the Gods made me they fucked up and then cursed me
No.334303
>>334302
Im always watching
No.334304
>>334302
You're not giving me a lot to work with, Burt! >.<
Well, maybe your standards are just too high. There's obviously quite a few people that don't mind you as a person.
Frick, there's even one that wants to move in with you.
No.334305
>>334303
creepy
>>334304
Well I admire the fact you keep trying to help me but the fact is I am just bored I dont hate myself and only a bunch of people don't like me not everyone
No.334306
>>334305
Well that doesn't seem like much of an issue at all.
No.334308
>>334300
Most people said that. I do like her too, I just want to make something good with that "green" skin.
>tfw they don't have the green I like
Since all the friends I know who play XIV are raging homosexuals who ERP, Balmung or whatever it's called.
>>334301
:^)
WRRRRRRRRYYYYYY IT WON'T LET ME GET OUT OF LEGACY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>mfw
No.334310
>>334306
The few people that like is more then enough for me
>>334307
No.334311
>>334308
>Not on Balmung ;_;
Did you find out what bench you're supposed to sit on?
No.334312
>>334311
Try to get on there as soon as the servers go up! :^) That's what i have to try and do.
I think my friend told me once, but then he got all passive aggressive when I asked him how he knew when I said it in a jokingly suspicious way.
No.334313
>>334312
Ehh, I can't really switch servers, since I have my FC. I might be willing to start up a second character, though. What class are you going to start off with?
No.334315
>>334313
Your FC? But yeah I meant make another one since switching costs money.
Not too sure. Always liked dragoon from the games I've played, but my friend tells me everyone uses that and sucks with them. Might go pugilist. Still need to think of a name too.
>>334314
That's a member world dammit! I got RS too!
No.334318
>>334315
FC is short for Free Company. It's just FFXIV's version of guilds. Dragoons being terrible is more of a stereotype than anything I've actually witnessed in my experience, but I haven't gotten to any of the super-endgame content yet, so who knows. Pugilist is fun though. I'll probably just start off with heals, as always. Fun thing about this one is changing your class is literally just swapping out gear sets.
No.334319
>>334315
Take a screenshot of your interface for me ;-;
>>334316
Pull!
No.334323
>>334322
Did this turn into a hentai?
No.334324
>>334318
Ah, not too aware of how the guilds go and all that. Oh not that they are a terrible class just that the people who use them suck with them. If that's what you thought I meant anyways. Yeah, kind of want to punch things as a smol drgn grl. Oh? That's all? Just swap the gear you're in?
>>334319
???
Finally got it back to EoC.
No.334326
>>334324
Literally it, yeah. Your current class is based on the type of weapon/tool you're holding.
No.334327
>>334324
Baka I knew you were offline
>>334325
From the back!
No.334329
>>334326
Oh, that sounds pretty easy enough instead of having to go to some crystal.
>>334327
Oh…so that's an option. Huh. I wasn't actually aware.
Guess I'll keep it off. :^)
>tfw tool belt
No.334330
>>334328
Lewd
>>334329
You never listen ;-;
No.334332
>>334330
No. I don't read.
Cause I don't remember you telling me about that part, just that I was offline. Thought maybe it was some fluke at the time tbh.
Gomen.
No.334333
>>334329
Well, it's like three hours still before the servers go up, so I'm going to shower and nap so I can make a character immediately and then go back to bed. What's your steam?
No.334334
>>334331
What was this game made?
>>334332
Whenever you start playing I shall give you some monies
No.334336
>>334335
Oops yea when. Not bad.
Where the style at?!
No.334337
>>334333
Might want to get up a bit earlier to download the patch.
/id/projectcrue
>>334334
Who needs monies when I got this many swordfish? :^)
I mean that doesn't make sense since I'm going to sell them for money.
No.334340
>>334337
Good idea, will do.
Added.
No.334341
>>334337
Oo I didn't know I was talking to a master fisherman!
>>334339
Rip saiyan pride
No.334344
>>334340
Have a nice nap.
>>334341
>master fisherman
>not the loser who spent his Saturday and Sunday night just catching lobbies and stabbing fish and wasting all that double xp
Y-yep. Master fisherman. ;_;
No.334345
>>334342
>>334344
Oh then I must be a super big loser then
No.334351
>>334345
Nah. You spent your time wisely.
No.334353