/lewd/ - Ass we can

>>328249

u ever been to the far east?

>>328250

what sports do u watch

>>328252

I think the furthest east I have been is Slovakia. Have you?

>>328253

nope, never been

was wondering if u had anything to say about what it was like

>>328248

>New

triggered

>>328255

>#888

Only 222 more until the prophecy is fulfilled and we all die.

>run out of data for a day

>boyfriend stayed up until 4 am waiting for me to come online

god damn that poor motherfucker :<

morning, /lewd/. how you doing?

>>328254

I have nothing. I am not very optimistic as to whether I would like living there.

>>328257

u mean 112?

>>328258

cool i like that

>>328261

yeah im with u

dont know that i would ever want to move any non-english-speaking country in general tho

>>328262

Who's the prophet here? I don't think it's you.

>>328263

u dont think so, huh?

>>328260

I wonder if Pouncy would do this for me

>>328265

I wouldn't… I'm not a fucking Neet like Burch's boycuck.

>>328264

Christians are the prophets of the past! All the young hip prophets self-describe as "spiritual", get with the times.

>>328266

You dont care about me at all?

>>328267

do you know what ghosts look like?

>>328268

I love you. But I have a fucking life!

>>328265

he said he has a surprise for me :>

>>328266

r-rude

>>328259

>>328269

Yeah, they look like recently dead people! Why?

>>328270

Good, being to clingy would be annoying, I love you too

>>328271

what was the suprise?

>>328262

I wouldn't mind moving to english speaking country if I had a reasonable certainty I could find a job there. Kinda unlikely to be honest.

>>328272

>>328274

idk it's 11 am and he apparently went to bed at 8 :<

probably going to have to wait a bit

what you up to, gropes?

>>328273

are u sure? i was told they look like balls of light.

>>328275

dude the u s of a is the greatest country of all time come on over we'll fix u up

>>328277

Watched anime with pouncy, then played some video games with pouncy and now im going to bath with pouncy

>>328271

You heard me, (He's a lil cook)

>>328274

<3 me luv you big time, you make me go all doki doki senpai daddy kun tihi > _ <

>>328279

w-we had a break inbetween watchin and playing! I-I'm not that clingy! mhh, bathing. rawr

>>328280

nice meme

>>328278

I think the more I learn about the US, the more I like Canada and maybe Straya.

stop talking about ur bfs and cybering

u guys are gross

that feel when your boyfriend **teaches you how to make black lines in 8chan.

>>328278

Then how would you recognise them? Like, how would you tell person A from person B?

>>328285

kek

>>328285

>and he then procceds to fuck it up

that feel when your boyfriend teaches you how to make black lines in 8chan.

>>328285

delet this

>>328283

dont act a fool! canada is just shitty america

>>328285

lookin like a breakup…

>>328286

no idea

why would you necessarily have to be able to do that

>>328291

Not. Happening. Fampai.

Gropy isnt allowed to break up with me.

>>328284

i'm too much of a virgin for proper ERP tbh, i've just made my slutposting exclusive to him

we talk dirty sometimes though

>>328279

>bath with pouncy

wait, do you live together

>>328285

you need to be re-educated

>all this fresh couples

>all this drama that is about to come over us

>>328292

we'll see

>>328293

ur a girl right

>>328294

lord save us

>>328291

'Cause basically everyone who sees ghosts says with some confidence something like "it was the ghost of my dad" or "a woman in a white dress" or whatever. So not only do they have to be distinguishable, they have to be person-looking! Assuming they have to be at all.

>>328294

Master and I still have you two beat, so you're a fresh couple too!

>>328292

<<<

>>328293

Mhm, we totally do, if you imagine we're a few years in the fuure.

Also how should I re-educate him? What do you do to make your bf know whos boss?

>>328291

>

They got more wealth per average person now IIRC.

>>328296

yeah i guess that would be true if you believed all those people who claimed to see ghosts

>>328298

somehow i doubt that

>>328295

yea true.

>>328295

He wont since a lot of people are gay here

>>328299

I don't believe anyone who's claimed to see ghosts, I'm just arguing for the sake of it. If I did believe in ghosts, though, I'd be more inclined to believe the "kinda translucent person" variety than any other, since that's by far the most reported.

>>328301

tfw forsaken

>>328302

u have a point

but maybe there would be different kinds or something

i hope im a ghost someday

>>328295

um, no? I mean I'm planning to go trans after I move out.

>>328297

>a few years

teach him how to spoiler correctly

i don't have to teach him anything, he already knows he's boss :3c

though maybe trying a bit too hard to please me, i dunno if i'm worth how much he offers me lmao

>>328302

i used to hallucinate all the time as a kid but i don't think that's the same as ghosts

>>328305

but u said you have a boyfriend! how can this be

>>328304

If there is some kinda funky "soul/spirit/life force/essence sticking around after death" thing going on, who knows. Maybe it'd change per culture, 'cause it's a mental phenomenon, and the soul is all mental? So somewhere you'd have people in sheets and somewhere balls of light? I'm basing that on nothing.

>>328305

Hallucinations aren't necessarily ghosts, but ghosts are necessarily not actually ghosts. I don't believe in any kind of soul, so I couldn't really believe in ghosts even if I wanted to.

>>328318

I'm reporting you for spamming!

>>328320

i mean just being able to fly around invisibly and observe stuff is really appealing to me

>>328306

>he doesn't think boy butt is superior to girl butt in every way

idk what to call you but i have news for u son

>>328320

*tips fedora*

yeah, i dunno. some really freaky shit, like once when i was a kid i kept seeing birds appear, walk a few feet (inside our house) then disappear once they got right underneath this vertical lightbar we had

>>328321

>>328324

no ur wrong!

>>328322

Because you have a voyeur fetish, or is that just me leaping to the easiest conclusion?

>>328324

reported for being rude

It doesn't sound scary, at least. I mean, the hallucination itself! Of course the fact that you're hallucinating is scary. I just get auditory stuff, like a few times a year, mostly a grandfather clock striking. Doesn't bother me, though, since it is so rare.

>>328325

Reported for posting white supremacist frog.

>>328327

ew no

why does everything have to be a fetish??

>>328300

Oh, sorry, what I meant to say was standard of living.

Although here

http://www.mapsofworld.com/world-top-ten/world-top-ten-quality-of-life-map.html

they still show below you.

>>328327

Yeah, that was only when I was a kid. The most recent hallucination was when I was still doing tulpa stuff (about 5 months ago maybe?) I was trying to think of her and I heard an audible woman screaming

>>328326

source?

>>328331

>having a tulpa

>>328330

this map is wrong

the united states is the best at everything

that was obviously made by some edgy contrarian

>>328331

>source: has seen girl butts on i-net

>>328328

Because everything is a fetish!

>>328329

Well, of course I didn't! No rules were broken, I just said it as a joke. Or well, I did report the actual spammer, though.

>>328331

>history of mental illness

>doing tulpa stuff

Uh, good plan!

>>328333

i was too lazy to finish her

rip vivian ;w;

she lives on in my soul

>>328334

but have you seen boy butts

>>328335

yeah maybe for the best it never worked out

>>328335

my fetish is being in a relationship where my partner and i make each other better people…

>>328336

yes but that DOESNT make me gay tho

>>328336

Trying to make her makes you so disgusting already that you might aswell just finish her…

>>328334

Whatever you say fam.

Also girl butts miss the best part about butts.

>>328338

>not being satisfied with just getting along and memeing with your partner.

>>328338

it should have if you saw a proper one

smh fam

>>328339

why is it disgusting to want a platonic waifu who supports you & tells you not to be retarded when you're being retarded

i was lonely

>>328342

Let's all make medals of our retardation!

>>328340

what do u mean by that

>>328341

that would not be ideal

>>328342

no it shouldn't it's not natural

>>328337

You can make each other better people while also doing ageplay and orgasm denial or whatever!

>>328346

but thats scary and gross imo

>>328347

lmao

>>328345

That they don't have the best part of a butt. The penis on the other side.

>>328348

Well, ageplay was a terrible example 'cause it's incredibly creepy. But the point still stands! Degenerates can also improve each other!

But now I'm going to disappear for ~30 min–12 hours.

>>328349

uhhhhhhhh-huh….

>>328347

I'd love a haiku!

>>328345

lower your expectations and you'll get a bf/gf<

>>328350

cya!

>>328349

>the penis

tbh the best par of boy butt is the tight ballsack

i'd go dom for that shit

>>328352

This is a haiku

Your waifu a stinky shit

Give me that boy butt

>>328350

okay cya later

>>328352

idk what ur talking about

that should be a basic requirement for a lasting relationship

>>328353

That is by far the worst Haiku I've ever read.

>>328354

>Making eachother better people.

bitch man up and make yourself a better person, them maybe you can actually smash some puss and lose your virginity

.

>>328355

relax dude

why does mentioning that makes u get so passionate?

>>328354

What is a requirement? Lewd?

>>328358

partners making each other better people

>>328358

Lots of hugs! and kisses.

>>328351

You don't sound convinced.

Oh well.

>>328353

Idk, maybe.

>>328356

>why does mentioning that makes u get so passionate?

It's your use of ur and u that triggers people…

>>328359

>>328362

go on?

>>328363

im not convinced

ive gotten in the habit as a result of phone-posting so much…

>>328355

ok fine

The clear river flows

Beside it, standing tall, proud

It is my benis

>>328363

>maybe

hmmm

are you a dom or a sub, rumor?

also i use ur and u to sound cute sometimes

>>328360

Mhm, no? I mean, it could happen, and most likely will, but its not nessecary is it? I dunno, I dont see relationships like that.

>>328361

Wasnt it only hugs? I didnt agree to this.

>>328367

fine. fine…. only hugs… *kissu*

>>328368

Madman

Anyway, bai

>>328367

i think it's important

>>328369

Goodnight <3

>>328365

Oh well as I said.

It is kind of yucky if I am brutally honest.

>>328370

But why don't you like. become a better person… Regardless or whether or not someone else will invest time in you…

>>328372

i get what you mean

theres another guy on animus who refuses to use contractions and it triggers me so much…

>>328373

of course you have to continue improving yourself at the same time. but if youre not choosing a partner who complements you the choice seems basically arbitrary—like shared interests and physical attraction are important but shouldnt be primary concern imo

>>328375

tfw we lose a comrade, he has fallen into the world of mainstream normiehood wannabe weebdom… RIP- Akari

>>328374

That does sound formal (or pretentious), yuh.

Idk that it would necessarily trigger me, but problably only because it's not my native language.

>>328378

yes it comes off as extraordinarily pretentious

i hate it so much

>>328375

i dont like the anime or the fanbase for it

but yuno is cute

>>328381

nope!

you are the cutest cat!

http://picosong.com/TJjT/

>>328379

Yeah, well there you go.

>>328384

>>328386

but using u is the opposite problem huh

>pic related http://picosong.com/TJgy/

>>328389

i give her a 3rd place tbf

>>328391

>>328388

That's true I suppose. Only one is a matter of speaking and the other a matter of writing.

>>328394

>>328397

>>328395

speaking doesnt enter into it…

we're all sitting quietly typing

anyway bye

>>328401

#1

>>328412

ah i thought i hid it well

she gets a special mention

cause of the hat

>>328416

draw my waifu for me venla

>>328419

draw pls

>>328423

ok

night ven ven

>>328425

ok

my waifu better look cute !

>>328430

im certain you will surprass my expectations

>>328432

yes im a poet

Finally home

My last bit of freedom, before I get locked away for 35 days.

>>328438

How do you plan to utilize your time?

>>328439

Well, I guess posting here for the next few minutes, then taking a shower.

Will you have internet access still?

>>328437

I doubt it.

>>328443

Ganbatte, Grids-san!

Did you say you're going to get a medical discharge out of this, most likely? And if yes, is that a good thing?

>>328444

It'd be an administrative separation, with medical benefits, if my diagnosis is still the same, after the 35 days of rehab, and they're medicating me for depression, so I don't know how they would be able to say it's not still the case.

>>328445

Just try to bear it, I guess. A month is a long time, but it'll be over before you know it.

>>328446

Then it's just paperwork and taps, gotta put together a resume, and find a job on the outside.

>>328447

Is there anything you already have qualifications for, are will you be basically starting over from zero after this?

>>328448

I got 73 credit hours worth of qualifications, including industrial safety, mechanical operations, atomic and nuclear physics, and a whole bunch of other things.

>>328441

After what?

>>328449

>>328451

Something tells me you'll be fine.

>>328450

Grids can re-explain the whole thing again if he wants.

>>328450

I'm going to alcohol rehab for 35days starting tomorrow.

>>328442

Hey love

>>328452

Yeah, but I gotta find a job.

>>328452

Close enough. Survivng without the internet would be kind of hard. But with a forced schedule and most your time being preoccupied, I doubt you'll notice it too much.

>>328453

Aw, hopefully it works out. In all reality if I was a more responsible adult I would force myself to go too, but I'll leave that delay that until my kidney starts failing on me.

>>328456

Ha, me responsible, I'm being forced to do it, but whatever, we'll see if it changes me at all.

>>328454

Hey, Sims.

>>328457

Oh well shit, being forced is entirely different. I think it'll slow you down a bit definitely. Unless you are a angry drunk you shouldn't have too many problems.

Anywho it's about time for me to say goodbye, see you guize on the other side, hopefully with a drink in hand.

>>328461

Stay away from sharp things, Grids. See you in a bit!

>>328461

Good luck with all that. You'll do just fine.

>>328458

Hey Ese

>>328454

Thats the thingy that kept killing me

My legs hurt.

>>328467

Then put a bandaid on them.

>>328466

So why do RuneScape and WoW both have similar cartoon fantasy artists?

I believed you could do it.

>>328468

*Puts a bandaid over you*

D-did I do it right?

>>328467

Why?

>>328471

Just because, because my body is dumb like that.

>>328465

How's it going today? Same old?

>>328472

Oh..

>>328473

Stomach and head hurt, not sure why.

>>328469

Idk but it works, I mean it used to look like this.

I'll make you play it someday

>>328474

That's no good! Maybe take a nap, a little sleep usually helps with the head at least.

Even relaxing with a tea likely wouldn't hurt.

>>328476

Will you at least play with me?

>>328477

I'm sitting in the bath.

>>328476

>no pants

LEWD LEWD LEWD!

>>328479

Yea I'll try to teach you some things then leave you alone :^)

>>328480

Close them eyes!

>>328479

Well that's something at least, hopefully it doesn't bother you too long!

>>328480

Motley, my dude! You need a name!

>>328470

That'd be a pretty big band-aid, How you gonna manage that?

>>328481

Don't do that!

>>328482

I hope not

>tfw too lazy to re-enter name

>>328481

>buying gf with no pants on

>1bil

>>328482

8chan keeps eating it for some reason. Haven't really paid attention to what I'm doing that causes it. So now I'm going on name field strike!

>>328487

Sweet of you, but that's for my phone. As shown now. I changed it to MustbeMotley when it ate my name on my computer for the first time. Not sure why it hasn't done it on my phone yet.

>>328488

Sorry. Trying to study.

>>328488

We just have silent spurts now and again, I wouldn't worry too much about it.

>>328488

Death

>>328485

I must now brb

>>328486

Sold, to the man with a strange sleep pattern!

AHHHH….

>>328492

Exactly.

>>328493

Oh

>>328495

Tee?

>>328495

what do u want

why do u keep posting these

>>328506

its a great picture,right?

>>328505

>>328508

>>328509

>>328510

>>328510

I don't appreciate black bars

>>328513

>His mind doesn't automatically filter out censor bars by this point.

>>328514

I ignore images with censor bars.

>>328514

>>328517

What is the red-black-green?

>>328518

you ♀ you

>>328520

Oh.

>>328521

Fight me IRL.

>>328523

♀ its wrong to hit a girl ♀

>>328525

>>328526

I'll never understand this mindset.

>>328525

perfect blue

>>328528

girls usually arent as strong so it would be unfair

>>328526

You can forgive me this once, though.

>>328528

It's fairly straightforward. I don't understand what's confusing about it.

>>328530

heh im a ass :p

>>328529

It's a nice blue.

Still, if someone hits you I don't see what the problems is with hitting back regardless of gender.

>>328530

See above.

>>328532

just listen to ur parents

>>328531

And yet I still talk to you.

>>328532

Oh, well, I mean, that's obviously different. Smacking them one back is just for their own good, to be honest. I don't think men should instigate against women, though, since they're physically stronger.

>>328533

That's probably not a good idea.

I'd rather not have to ever hit someone ever, but regardless of who you are if you try to start a fight expect to get hit.

>>328537

that's wrong

Right tbh

>>328541

u talkin to me?

>>328541

>>328541

But WHO is right, Bit?!

>>328538

I need to get around to watching this, since the first episode is up on youtube and I like Glover.

>>328539

That's your opinion and I understand it, I'm just saying mine. I don't think I'll ever actually hit someone again though.

>>328541

What is?

>>328542

Rip Bushido Brown

>>328543

>>328545

Not WHO but benis

>>328534

I don't know why you do? :p

>>328548

It's good!

Me :^)

>>328551

I'll try and watch it tomorrow during lunch then.

Harharhar

>>328548

as long as because of that u never hit a girl it's cool

>>328549

i kind of identify w/ that character but im not violent tho

>>328553

If I get hit hard enough to justify it I'll hit anyone, but I don't want to hit anyone, I could give less a fuck if they're male or female.

>>328554

im done w/ this

>>328553

If you don't put someone in their place, that's a form of positive conditioning, they'll think it's all right and go on to hit someone else.

>>328550

I'll stop, then!

>>328557

sthu

u dont hit girls

>>328557

think its too late for that

>>328556

Okay.

>>328558

How do you feel about violence in general?

>>328559

I don't want to stop yet anyways, tbh. You're all right, Hattie.

>>328562

G'morning, G.

>>328563

Jello

>>328562

yet? ;_;

>>328566

Jokes. You don't need to worry.

>>328564

How's it going?!

>>328565

Hey Sims :3

I have, once again, returned.

>>328567

Everything except my left arm hurting like hell is alright!

*Hits a girl* Triggered!

>>328552

Good, surprised he put it on youtube

>>328555

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUpAnhFGM_M

Too bad the 4 season went to shit

>>328568

How're you?

>>328569

Welcome back, post a different image man, have some variety

>>328571

It's only the first episode

>>328572

Howdy!

>>328573

It's what's on my desktop.

Sometimes I am lazy.

>>328570

What did you do to yourself and why?

>>328571

Noa is a cute.

>>328574

Oh rip, good promoting tho

>>328577

Mhm

>>328571

That ends up being what happens far too often. Hopefully samurai jack doesn't suffer the same fate when season 5 hits.

>>328575

How'd you hurt it?

>>328576

Save more images lazy person.

>>328579

Did you actually injure yourself by any chance, or are you just in pain?

>>328582

I have about 1k in this folder and 200 in tabs right now.

>dropped toothbrush in the bin

>had to brush my teeth with my finger

>have to leave the house tomorrow to buy a new one

KMS

>>328586

That doesn't sound like a huge deal, toothbrushes are really inexpensive…

>>328585

We're only halfway through the week… Can't you go to a walk-in clinic?

>>328587

No :/

>>328588

It's on the other side of town and there are the Arab/african Jews there I am not going there unless I have to.

>>328587

You'll see me cycle the same images a lot though.

I usually save a lot at once and use what's on my desktop.

I expand what I post as I save.

>>328589

I won't argue, because I don't go to the clinic when I absolutely should either, but don't push yourself too hard.

>>328590

I see, makes sense

>>328593

That's still pretty bad

>>328588

its the going out of the house part that kills me

>>328595

Just be glad I am not posting things of a more questionable nature.

I have a vast portion of my folder taken up by it.

>>328594

Can't you get your dad to write you something up that you can't participate for the week?

>>328600

Dad wasn't home, mom left the house before me and I am not at home not as well.

At least no sports class today.

Everyone left?

>>328602

For what it is worth I am still lurking.