No.322318
This time the new thread was made VERY clear
>>322312
I like the apartment life too much, but I'd love to have a garden of my own.
Too much work having a house and things, especially with winter being a thing.
I guess it would be doable with someone but when living alone nope.
No.322321
>>322318
You won't always be on you're own
No.322322
Good morning.
So how is everyone?
No.322325
>>322320
Noticed back! W..wait a second you said noted.. hmm! Tee made a mistake!
>>322324
Boop to you too Sims! :3
No.322326
>>322321
Hey you found the new thread!
Heh, and yeah that's true.
>>322322
Watched some animu! Lots of feels. No good.
How's sims? Just woke up?
No.322327
>>322326
Mhm it was made clear this time ^^
It is true <3
No.322328
>>322325
Feeling any better?
>>322326
What animu?
I'm okay outside of the massive headache, a few mins ago yeah.
No.322329
>>322328
Yeah I am, headache has gone, earache is still there, but not as bad as before.
No.322330
>>322328
Sims! I'm seriously going RMA you.
And Sword Art Online. Finished the 1st part of first season with Magi.
>>322327
Heh
No.322331
>>322329
Good, glad to hear it.
>>322330
RMA..?
Ah okay.
No.322332
>>322331
Return you to the manufacturer. Can't have you having headaches or other problems!
No.322333
>>322325
It was on purpose!
No.322334
>>322331
What about yourself?
>>322333
O-oh, so you were noting me..? I'm confused! >.<
No.322335
>>322334
ready for backlash baguette?
No.322337
>>322335
Oh fudge! I forgot about it. Now I am. :D
No.322340
>>322332
Oh.
Please don't.
>>322334
Eh.. I'm okay I guess
No.322341
>the entire saudi population consists of 42 people
No.322342
>>322340
As long as you're okay, I'm happy. ^^
No.322344
>>322343
Because you're not doing bad or terrible. Okay is good, no?
No.322345
>>322344
It's just good enough to not be bad.
No.322346
>>322345
That's good then, now focus on being good. ^^
No.322347
>>322312
Ah, I see. ^^ Enjoy your meal and stuff! I wanted to post this nice set of gear for you before I went to walk the doge but somehow forgot to post >.<.
>>322322
Hello, fine enough I suppose, how about you Sims?
No.322348
>>322347
My oh my. Oh probably just going to have a sandwich, i had a super big lunch.
No.322349
>>322346
I'll think about it.
What're you up to?
>>322347
That's good, I'm okay.
Doing anything special today?
No.322350
>mfw work is supposed to start in two minutes, but I've just woken up.
No.322351
>>322350
So you post here instead of getting ready ASAP?
Better late than never..
No.322352
>>322349
I'm not doing much, was going to talk more RS when Bit comes on or something, that's if I'm awake, if not I'll probably play vidya.
No.322353
>>322351
I'm waiting on a cab. Not much I can do in the meantime but feel ashamed.
No.322354
>>322352
He should be up sometime soon, sort of passed out on him, but he said he'd be sleeping around seven or six hours ago, so.
No.322355
>>322348
Like your new shoes? X3
Oh, that's nice enough for sure. What did you have for lunch?
>>322349
Well, I did learn the date of submitting my bachelor's thesis is way sooner than I expected so uhh, going to be thinking about that. Prepare a battle plan for the upcoming weeks.
>>322350
Rip.
No.322356
>>322311
Wouldn't wanna ruin all the fun from the get-go, yo.
>>322312
You're sure has hell ain't bothering me, why would anyone be bothered.
>>322313
Naturally. I really hope it'll just be smooth.
No.322357
>>322355
I take it you're not prepared? What's all happening in the oncoming weeks?
>>322356
Oh shit you're not dead
No.322358
>>322357
Not when I last checked.
Heya, Sims.
No.322360
>>322356
The fun of me finding them slowly with time? Or are you implying knowing them would ruin fun for me?
>>322357
Well in the oncoming weeks is me attempting to read up about stuff and write the thesis. It's about 80 days away, but there¨s also job so it's not as many as it seems.
No.322361
>>322359
pretty good, moved to a new place Thursday, I quite like it.
Got no furniture yet, going to fix that tomorrow.
>>322360
The former, of course.
Though I guess there's truth in the latter, no?
It's also really not good for my self-esteem to make a list like that…
No.322362
>>322360
Ah okay, well do you have a subject, or?
>>322361
That's good, is it an apartment or?
No.322363
>>322362
It's a large house where the other people live too. All students. So the place is rather.. it's in a rough shape.
No.322364
>>322361
Ah I'm glad we are on the same page. Yeah, some truth. Surely not all of your bad habits will be of the kind that people actually enjoy.
>>322363
>All students
All the other people, or you included?
>>322362
George Carlin. I meant to do some more theoretical analysis of his comedy but I don't think I have the time and the will to do that. I'll probably settle for what my supervisor suggested some time ago (and what also occurred to me before that), which is kinda showing that Carlin was a sort-fo-genius when it came to playing with language. As in his comedy includes playing with stuff that would fall under a bunch of different fields in linguistics.
No.322366
>>322364
I guess. I don't think I have any fatal flaws, but still.
I'm going to start studying again in a couple of months. NEET until then.
>>322365
Pigeon Whisperer.
No.322367
>>322365
>you irl
>>322366
Oh I didn't necessarily mean fatal. Just ones worth then name flaw.
Ah I see, what's it going to be, or what was it before?
No.322368
>>322363
Oh, like a dorm or?
>>322364
Playing with language? You mean word play?
>>322365
Me irl
No.322369
>>322366
its my faith
>>322367
>>322368
you both get the point
No.322370
>>322367
>>322368
It's a common thing here of which I don't know how to properly translate it to English. It's just a normal house in a normal street, but people rent rooms in which they live, with the rest of the house available to all, like the shower and kitchen.
>>322369
How does that work?
No.322372
>>322370
Shared accommodation
No.322373
>>322370
im bound to be the cute girl that always has pigeons near her
No.322374
>>322373
You are the cute girl ^^
No.322375
>>322370
Townhouse maybe?
Or just y'know a house with room mates?
No.322376
>>322374
if this is cute
then yes
No.322377
>>322372
I guess?
It's descriptive, but it's not narrow enough.
>>322375
Room mates implies I share the room with them, no?
No.322378
>>322376
yes she's cute with her pigeons ^^
>>322377
That's what it's called here, shared accommodation, everyone rents a room and you have the rest of the house shared like maybe a living room and kitchen and bathroom shared
No.322379
No.322380
>>322379
How you feeling now?
No.322381
>>322378
Oooh, I didn't know.
Sounds about right.
No.322382
>>322377
No, no it doesn't.
No.322383
>>322381
Did it once never again lol
But it's good that you got a new place not be long until you get properly settled in
No.322384
>>322368
Eh I just mean that there are different concepts in different fields of linguistics, and he kind of plays with those concepts. For example, we have learned about 6 different kind of meaning that a word can have and he employs playing with multiple of those kinds. Collocative meaning for example is "What is communicated by the words with which the word tends to occur." So, handsome and pretty meant more or less the same thing, but when you say Shelly is prety, you probably mean girl Shelly not guy Shelly. And Carlin has a one long bit about the differences between football and baseball which include noticing what kinds of words occur in football and baseball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoWsPRzzia8
>>322369
Thanks! What happens if I get more points?
>>322370
Hm?
No.322385
>>322383
I'll take pics once I am settled. It's big enough to invite people over to, which is a big wish of mine.
>>322382
Really? Huh… My bad, then.
No.322386
>>322385
Sounds really nice, hopefully your housemates will be decent too
No.322387
>>322384
Oh that makes a bit more sense than what I'd assumed.
>>322385
I think the UK term is flatmate.
So like that.
No.322389
>>322388
Ah well at least things are a little better, hows the headache?
No.322390
>>322384
My bad, my bad.
I'm in IT, programming, specifically. The new education should be that.
>>322386
Yup, I really hope so.
It might be a good new start.
>>322387
I'll keep it in mind, cheers.
No.322392
>>322389
still there
but ehh
No.322393
>>322387
Well, word play would probably be one of those things that one could study in linguistics. But it alone wouldn't make him stand out.
>>322390
Ah I see. IT's what I used to study. And failed. So you have already dabbled into programming before? Done it as work, or do now even?
No.322394
>>322390
Sounds like it will be, good luck ^^
>>322392
Hopefully if you get to relax watching some football and wrestling you'll be able to have a good nights sleep after
No.322395
>>322390
Alrighty.
>>322393
It could if he's good enough
No.322396
>>322394
maybe
im just playing hearts of iron with akari atm
No.322397
>>322393
I've got no working experience in IT, no. More as a hobby.
>>322394
Thanks Magi.
No.322398
>>322395
I suppose, then I'd have to study that area more in-depth. While with a bunch of disciplines, I can don't, I would think. Which feels appropriate since it is just bachelor's thesis, not master's.
>>322397
>hobby
Including programming?
No.322399
>>322398
I love programming.
If I could, I would spend the rest of my days working on a game that I'll never finish.
No.322400
Hmm. I almost feel bad for staying indoors all day when the weather is so nice outside.
No.322402
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>write story that sounds pretty good in my head and that i'm going to submit
>finish halfway
>go to sleep
>wake up
>will to write gone
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
No.322403
>>322399
What language(s) do you program in? :3c
>a game that I'll never finish
Team up with Burch, he wants to make a game too! A porn game though. But he's a writer not a programmer afaik.
>>322400
Too nice, maybe?
No.322404
>>322403
I dunno, it's nice and sunny out there. I've been busy playing vidya, though.
No.322405
>>322401
Cute!
>>322403
I dunno Burch, methinks.
I have a thing for PHP, really.
No.322407
>>322398
Is comedy your favorite form of entertainment?
No.322409
>>322406
Hillary assassinated on 9/11
Does that make 9/11 a day of celebration now?
No.322410
>>322404
How much's the temperature where you're at?
>>322405
Yeah he's even newer than I.
Ah, I see. I could never really get into anything involving networks, internet or databases. Working as a PHP programmer could be tough I think, but at least there's probably going to be lots of jobs available. Not sure but it sounds intuitively true.
>>322407
I don't know that it is. Certainly when it comes to films I wouldn't say it's my favourite genre. George Carlin just kind of occurred to me as a good material for the thesis.
No.322412
>>322408
She's overcome with emotions "as the headlines will no doubt spin it"
>>322409
Nah she's not dead yet it'll be 9/12 one day of mourning the other public holiday new 4th of July
No.322414
>>322412
Nah its shes overheated
now sure its 80F/28C in NYC and like 38% humidity but thats hot enough to overheat a healthy strong women like her
No.322416
>>322414
Oh yeah that'll be it, heat exhaustion
ffs..
Can see the headlines now
No.322417
>>322408
More of these. Kittens are the best posting material.
>>322410
Probably, I hope so, at least. I'm a decent site-builder.
I'm horrible at most other things IT. Networking, Hardware, most software… no thanks.
Just programming and Databases.
No.322420
>>322414
I'd probably feel overheated if I were stood around in direct sunlight in 28C for ages.
No.322421
>>322411
I am jelly, my room is still 28°C even though it's 6:30pm here.
>>322417
Ah, I see, that's good.
I assume there is going to be some of the other stuff at the study programme you're going to be studying though?
No.322422
>>322421
I honestly don't have a bloody clue.
It's a… I guess 'special needs'. Last resort.
No.322423
>>322410
Oh, alrighty then
No.322425
>>322417
>>322420
She was out there for an hour and a half
Plus all you have to do is drink water I survived Georgia in the hottest part of summer in full battle rattle in basic training she can survive mild heat in NYC for an hour and a half if healthy
No.322426
>>322424
You're a lego maiden irl?
No.322427
>>322425
She's 68. You're not.
No.322429
>>322424
Is this you admitting you're a lewd?
for shame.
>>322425
Grumpy kitten!
No.322431
>>322428
That's nice, dear.
No.322432
>>322429
no im a shrine maiden
>>322429
a dilapidated wooden warehouse?
>>322431
yes im a special snowflake
No.322433
>>322432
But Reimu is imp-ure.
Are the filters still a thing?
slutty and lewd
No.322435
>>322427
It was mostly clowdy in Manhattan and also generally has shade without clowds due to buildings too
I've seen people in their 80's last longer in hotter weather.
To beat the heat all you do is drink water.
Hillary should of drank some water
>>322429
No.322436
>>322434
Are you the girl or the magician?
No.322437
>>322422
Got a website in English? We could check!
I am sure even if it does contain some of the stuff you don't like, it's going to be managable if we're talking bachelors.
Filters are still a thing.
>>322423
What about you? You have been listening to music a lot, but I think you said your internet was being too slow for games? Which do you like more?
>>322424
>>322434
Me irl.
No.322438
>>322435
Maybe she was an unprepared politician.
No.322440
>>322437
The program is personal, so there's nothing about it on the site, sadly. I'll just have to wait and see.
So they are. Glad I didn't slip up.
No.322441
Another day goes on, whats up?
No.322444
>>322436
The guy.
>>322437
That's confusing.
>>322441
Death and desolation.
Just joking, pretty much just coffee and music at this point.
No.322445
>>322441
Hillary might be dying
No.322446
>>322438
She had water for her event in chicago when she couldnt stop coughing why not here? Also if it was heat related, the procedure is to get all unnecessary clothes off yet they kept her jacket on
>>322439
cute cat
No.322447
>>322437
That's honestly a hard question.
I think I might prefer audio based media, podcasts and music are both nice. But it's very close.
>>322441
Listening to Lupe Fiasco, you?
No.322448
>>322446
I dunno, man.
American politicians are a mystery to me.
No.322450
>>322442
Hello Forty, how have you been?
>>322444
Seems pretty chill. What are you listening to? By the way have you been moving permanently to here from animus?
>>322445
Am i a terrible person if i don't really care about Hillary?
>>322447
Pretty much just chilling and waiting for a friend to come by. He should be here very soon.
No.322451
>>322443
Should get down from there since that place doesn't seem safe.
No.322452
>>322450
Ups and downs, but I've been rather good for a while now. Moved into a new place on Thursday, going to friends in a bit.
How're you?
No.322453
>>322440
Hmm, personal? What do you mean?
>>322444
It's just like the whole world is to me.
>>322447
That's fair. What kind of podcasts?
No.322454
>>322450
Nah I don't give a fuck, her and her husband have some kill list though, you reap what you sow
No.322455
SAINTS ARE STARTING TO PLAY
FUCK THOSE RAIDERS
REEEEEE
No.322456
>>322453
I think it's tailored to what I want. There's other people that'll be in the same class as me that aren't even doing IT.
…I think. I really am not sure.
No.322457
>>322448
Shes a reptilian
>>322449
yes
No.322458
>>322452
I'm feeling better than i did last night i was here.
By the way, you've seen the new ace attorney?
>>322454
Kill list?
No.322460
No.322462
fucken saints already lost the balll
reeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeer
reeeeeeeeeee
No.322463
Woops, forgot pic: a healthy breakfast
No.322464
>>322458
I have not. Now I'm 2 (+ a spinoff) games behind.
I heard of it just an hour ago, have not looked into it as I have yet to play Dual Destinies.
I've gotta go now though, should be back in a bit.
Should.
No.322465
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>322458
Look for Clintons Body count on youtube
that video is from a year ago, but theres a ton
No.322466
>>322450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlGXlNgtok
I still go around every now and then, but it just feels like I'm more phased out than anything else there.
So only time will tell.
>>322453
That sounds pretty bad.
No.322469
>>322468
no
i didnt have another drawing of whoever that girl is with a shirt on
No.322470
>>322464
My housemate just finished it He borrowed his 3ds to me so i could finish dual destinies.
>>322465
I'll try and take a look at that a little later. Normally i don't really give a shit about american politics since it doesn't concern me.
>>322466
I think i get what you mean. I think i've officially stopped posting there after i asked Bebop to give me a permaban.
No.322471
>>322456
Oh, I see.
You should find that out, silly cookie person! Knowing what to expect is always- I mean I am not the right person to lecture you to be fair, but still. Being a hypocrite doesn't mean the message is wrong, yeah?
>>322460
>>322463
G'night Salmon.
>>322466
So it is.
>>322467
Me irl.
No.322473
>>322472
so i shouldnt trust you?
No.322475
>>322473
Do you trust random signs on the street?!
No.322477
>>322475
if they say stop at a dead end maybe
do you?
huh?
No.322480
>>322470
They did that?
I stopped posting totally for a few weeks until I decided to come around to see how's Magi, but kind of got stuck here.
No.322481
>>322477
Jokes on you I dont leave my house!
No.322483
>>322481
well im legally autistic
so i have to follow roads
No.322485
>>322482
>
(also it's the boob pain, mhm?)
No.322486
>>322480
Well i wanted to stop posting there for quite a while now but i kept doing it anyway, then i thought to myself that its time to stop.
Anyway i'm gonna play vidya now. See ya later.
No.322487
>>322484
me irl
>>322486
Have a good one.
No.322490
>>322482
That person has a lot of monies
>>322483
Not the sidewalks?
>>322486
Cya later
No.322491
>>322490
…..i meant to post signs but my autism made me type roads
No.322493
>>322488
>>322492
me irl
>>322489
I don't know how to reply to this flattery, but I need to csgo again.
No.322494
>>322485
Yeah boob pain really bad lol
>>322490
Ayy
No.322496
>>322493
yes retreat as i am this wars victor
No.322497
>>322488
Seems you posted the wrong picture, here you go
>>322491
Get your bf to slap it out of you, heard that helps
>>322494
rip, first guy still in jail
No.322498
>>322497
ill inquire to my therapist about it next time i go
No.322501
>>322488
>a modernized version of every D&D character ever
>>322494
I feel the Warp overtaking me, it is a good pain!
No.322502
>>322493
me irl
>>322496
cock sucker
No.322503
>>322499
just go retreat
go on hush hush little finn
No.322504
Okay I'm going to bed see you all later ^^
No.322505
>>322499
>>322502
im no cock sucker
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.322506
>>322501
I want to play dnd again…
No.322507
>>322505
even if you're dedicated to one cock that still makes you a cock sucker
No.322508
>>322504
Good night Magi, sleep well.
>>322506
Me too ;-;
No.322509
>>322498
Does your therapist post here?
>>322500
>>322504
Night night
No.322510
>>322504
stop killing posters by posting such scary things.
also rip in peace Hillary.
No.322511
>>322507
thats a lie
>>322509
yes he is the poster below you
No.322514
>>322508
;_;
Ill probably never play again
>>322509
;_;
No.322516
>>322504
c-can someone tell me what happens in this one? I'm too spooped to watch it
No.322517
>>322515
takes one to know one
>>322516
cats
No.322518
>>322517
I don't trust you, I bet it's some really spoopy stuff
No.322519
>>322471
Agreed, agreed. Looking into it when I can.
>>322470
I should buy it… Money tho
No.322520
>>322518
then watch it you cuck
No.322521
No.322524
>>322514
How long have you played it? Or how many times?
(also sorry was walking the dog)
>>322519
Goody ^^
Did you say you were about to do stuff with friends soon?
No.322525
>>322524
I'm at friends as we speak.
Got takeouts.
No.322526
>>322525
Ah I see, have fun Cookie, and enjoy your meal.
No.322527
>>322526
I would, but I got something different than normal, and I dun like it.
No.322530
>>322528
Oh well…
I still want to have tried the full menu at some point, so it had to happen.
No.322532
>>322529
Hello Anonymous. How are you?
>>322530
Ah welp. It's behind you now, or soon will be, never make the same mistake again.
No.322533
>>322532
I'm great, how're you?
No.322534
>>322533
Alrightish. Eating at the moment. Playing that puzzle game thing. How about you, what up?
No.322537
>>322524
I've played like 4 times but each time the group split up after like 5 weeks of play ;_;
No.322538
>>322536
Oh, I have 10 points?
Neat.
No.322540
>>322522
I'm glad to see you around. Figured I'd stop by today and say hello to everyone. I figured I'd tell you I really miss your antics in Discord… Akari too.
No.322541
>>322537
Just a little bit worse than me I suppose. Played a few times as well, idk how much is the most but maybe 20 sessions of the oldest game (with a few people leaving and only core of three staying). Then one attempt after that may have been around 6-7 sessions, everything else was like 4 or less.
Was it all D&D or other systems too?
No.322542
>>322539
Double negative makes a positive.
No.322543
>>322540
awe dont worry im sure everything is still interesting
>>322542
it was a singular negative you finn
No.322544
>>322543
But I am rather negative, thus double negative.
No.322545
>>322544
bite me finn
i gave you negative points not personality
No.322546
>>322541
Just D&D I want to play in a session that actually lasts
get some real experience in it
No.322547
>>322545
Now who's being the negative nancy?
No.322551
>>322550
I need an adult to save me from all this bullying.
No.322552
>>322546
Well, a campaign is what you're referring to, really.
I tried a bunch of different systems, though three of them Czech and only D&D in English IIRC. At least on top of the failed campaigns I also played a few one-shots, those can be fun too.
No.322553
>>322551
no one can save you
and magi is a sleep
so just become my loyal subject and i will spare you
No.322555
>>322554
yeah i promise i wont bully if you do
No.322556
>>322555
I won't be a subject to such tyranny.
No.322558
>>322557
That doesn't change the fact.
No.322559
>>322558
i might be a bit pushy
but i treat my people with kindness and love
No.322560
>>322552
Yeah i did mean campaign.
I might play different systems if i ever have a group for it
No.322561
>>322559
I won't be a subject to this, no means no.
No.322562
>>322561
no isnt in my dictionary
No.322563
>>322562
Yours is..
Out-dated
HAHAHAHA
#newworldorder
No.322564
>>322563
my dictionary is based on the official 1912 official dictionary
and wow
what a lowblow with the puns
No.322565
>>322564
Very outdated then, should contact oxford about that quandary of yours.
No.322566
>>322560
There's thousands of different systems, lots of them free. Some guys I used to talk to over the internet played this here thing, based on the Mouseguard comic and a different RPG (I think the original game is called Burning Wheel).
Being a mouse, even the smallest challenges for people become huge adventures. Could be great fun.
No.322567
>>322565
ill have you know my dictionary is great
No.322568
>>322567
Great maybe, but not magnificent.
No.322569
>>322511
You're in good hands then
>>322514
No.322572
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>322571
Nice. I came across that song in youtube suggestions after I randomly came bumped into vid related (which is a real song not just a film song, well, one verse of a real song).
No.322573
>>322572
Time to get Sims to sing it, also ello
No.322574
>>322573
Hello. It's a pretty nice song, I learned that one verse by heart! Can Sims speak German, or you?
Also I lolled at the webm.
No.322575
>>322574
He sorta can, but not extremely well. I just like to tease him about it. Just engrish for me.
How you been?
No.322576
>>322575
Ah I see. You would think he could always tease you back if you only speak English,but that's not how people work is it.
I've been fine, only got a bit of a shock today, found out the deadline for my bachelor's thesis is earlier than I hoped it would,
How are you?
No.322577
>>322576
Dont give ideas! Is that a lot of work?
Been alright, back on on the runescape grind. Also burned my tongue on spaghetti last night ;-;
No.322578
>>322577
It¨s okay he's not here probably.
Well, 60.000 characters, and I do still ahve 80 days, but you know, you have to put some reading and research into it (plus proofreading plus printing / having it bound).
I see. Ouch. Ruins the taste of the whole meal and then some, mhm? :/
No.322579
>>322578
Lurking in da shadows.
Plenty of time if you do a current amount a week, you'll be fine tho i'm sure
Mhm one spot was cold but the other was super hot, rip tongue lotto
No.322581
and once again the saints fuck it up and choke in the last quarter
guess its another year of sadness for me again
No.322583
>>322582
thank you for the pic
No.322585
>>322584
ill use it sparingly to keep the charm of rarity on it
No.322586
Pics at request.
>>322579
Oh, is he? Let¨s hope not, I don't know if I could bear the responsibility. Maybe he'd tease you abck and it would ruin therelationship, all because of me, shit I can't hndle this pressure!
I hope so. There's also work that, makes it a lot more difficult.
Ah, I see. Rip tonuge indeed.
>>322581
My condolences.
No.322587
>>322585
I saw this other nice one but I lost it ;-;
>>322586
Take responsibility!
That looks good, you can make that?
No.322588
>>322587
awwe wll its the thought that counts
No.322589
>>322587
Well I hope I won't have to.
Have you read the ingredients and recipe though? It's from a lewd cook book I pirated after learning it existed. I mean who could resist!
Amusingly enough, I read a review of the book where the guy apparently tried the recipes with and without to compare and see if it really makes a difference, and concluded it does and it's better with.
No.322590
>>322588
Ill find it sooner or later
>>322589
Lmao nope, guess I can never trust food again ;-;
Never knew there was such a thing. Post the most craziest one!
No.322592
>>322586
>>322589
Uhh
I'd eat that
Don't judge me
No.322594
>>322590
Rip you appetite.
There's a web page eve, huh I never visited it before http://cookingwithcum.com/
Yuh, Natural Harvest. Most of the recipes contain a bad pun. Althoguh there are some interesting pieces of information about semen's taste, nutritional values and culinary properties, and how to store it.
>>322592
No judgement from mee Tee. A review of the book said that the person tried both with and without semen to compare and apparently it does enhance the taste, so perhaps the author knows what he is doing….
No.322595
>>322594
Probably changes the texture slightly in some foods
Or the author really really likes cum
>>322593
I'll eat you
No.322596
mfw when my uncle threatens me
No.322598
No.322599
>>322598
wants me to sign for my inheritance,
but he's been sketchy as fuck with it
so im seeking legal advice
No.322600
>>322595
>Or the author really really likes cum
Just might be the case.
>>322599
Damn. Good luck o:
No.322601
>>322600
cant waits to he finds out im having a sex change many keks will be had
No.322602
I don't know who I am anymore…
No.322605
>>322599
Welp, sounds like a bitch to deal with.
No.322607
>>322602
try transsexualism
No.322608
>>322607
Haha dude I already am trans…
No.322610
>>322601
Well that is almost always unexpected innit.
>>322608
So are you a cis woman who is a guy?
No.322613
>>322608
>dude
>>322611
tfw im born a fag
ftfy
>>322610
gunna be gud
No.322616
>>322594
Alright Tee will just be tester number two to see if its really better. Then you can make cum simulator game for steam
No.322617
>>322611
Im actually going insane.
No.322619
>>322616
Sounds like a plan, although
>cum simulator game for steam
I am almost surprised it doesn't exist yet.
Minigame of it would surely be wanking off into the meal, trying to fap and aim at the same time, and maybe regulate the heat just right in the process.
>>322617
Are you?
No.322620
>>322619
Oh I was thinking just being a benis and just cuming on random things lol. Million dollar idea! Now get coding
No.322621
>>322613
To be fair I call all people dude in some ways… I haven't called a female dude many times but to be honest dude is just part of my vocabulary. I don't mean to use it so much but I'll admit myself that I prefer to call people dude because of the distance it provides socially.
No.322622
>>322621
i was joking heh, i call people dude all the time
No.322623
>>322620
Maybe you could play the whole guy and have to cum on things. The weirder the thing, the better the score you get. You get a few ropes too so you need to find a spot with a bunch of high-value targets clumped together.
No.322624
>>322622
Aww ok. I didn't want to offend you or something.
No.322625
>>322623
I got a strange feeling this game was already made or I played too many hentai games
No.322628
>>322627
A transexual person asked me once to not call them "dude" as it was offensive.. .Haha figured it happened again. I'm sorry.
No.322629
>>322628
tell them to man uo tbh
No.322630
>>322625
Either's possible. Well now I want to play the games you've played.
No.322633
>>322630
Custom Maid 3D 2 is pretty neat, the webm is from this other game that isn't out yet tho
No.322634
>>322633
can you make traps?
No.322636
>>322624
LET IT RIP
I loved watching and playing bayblade
No.322637
>>322634
Not even a mod for that.
No.322638
>>322633
Oh, I see. I only played uhm, Sexy Beach 3, which was kinda boring, although at least there was something like a story.
Amd 3D Sex Villa 2.99, which is a sex simulator. Has gay sex and transgirls in it, or at least the cracked version does.
No.322641
>>322634
I thought I recently saw some type of futa mod for Custom so you could just make em really flat lol could be wrong tho
>>322638
Never seen those before, second looks like one of those ads you see lol
>>322638
No.322642
>>322641
its futa, plus there no special animations
No.322645
>>322641
Yeah, it's just a sex sim. You pick up to 3 models, edit their appearance and clothing as you like, then pick a setting. Then you just click between the poses and let them do their thing. It also has a custom pose editor and you can download what others have made.
No.322648
>>322642
Im surprised there isn't one for it yet. Must be hard to put it.
>>322645
Ah seems like it has lots of mods or just things that was already in the game. Im too lazy for all that thankfully da Japs already make the poses
No.322650
cut one of my balls when shaving
#justgirlythings
No.322651
Good night /lewd/
>>322648
Yeah there's idk how many poses in the original game (possibly around 30-50) but the one I have also has dozens or maybe hundreds of custom poses, some of which are shit (don't contain movement or are glitchy).
The custom maid seems fine enough, at least the models don't look like robots.
Anyways, going to bed now, good night Bit.
No.322654
>>322651
Hello and goodbye, Rumor!
No.322655
>>322650
Why dont you cut them off?
No.322656
>>322650
>>322651
…that's actually a coincidnce. Sorry about your ball x.x
>>322654
Good night Ese.
No.322657
No.322661
>>322655
not give myself a orchie
No.322663
>>322650
You wouldn't have to worry about cutting them in the future.
No.322664
>>322663
Obviously meant for
>>322661
No.322665
>>322663
rather have it done professionally
No.323008
>>322580
Seems like someone really wants her boi pussy pounded hard to post this pro trap propaganda.
Where are you at girl?