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I wanna talk about lewd stuff.
▶ No.28836>>28891
What do you want to know, friend?
▶ No.28839>>28891
>>28835 (OP)
Are you a girl?
▶ No.28842>>28891
My urge to cuddle is low lately. I feel like I could cuddle anytime, but I dont experience the strong desire to cuddle like I used to. I havent fantasized about lewd ear whispering in months. I didnt read any romantic books lately either. I dont think I am in the mood for lewd discussion OP
▶ No.28845>>28891 >>29045
I've been slowly adapting to the fact that I'll spend the rest of my days alone, so I've been also cutting down on the lewd stuff, as little of it as there was.
I've spent enough of my life as a hopeless dreamer. About time I faced reality, as tough as it might be.
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▶ No.28850
>>28837
-and this is why you don't get a good funking.
▶ No.28891>>28912 >>28940
>>28836
Oh nothing in particular, just what people like to think about, what they like doing with those thoughts and what they're super happy is a thing. Not so much that kink thread, more just any discussion of lewd. I don't so much want to be the first to say something because my sexual capacities are pretty lame and should I be recognized from different posts don't want to look like an obnoxious obsessive onahole bugging you guys.
>>28839
I am not, sorry Friend. If you want to pretend I am I'll do my best though.
>>28842
>>28845
I relate a little to both of you guys but lewd is basically all I've got even if I can't get super into it anymore. I was sort of hoping some talking about it could rev me up out of this hole (haha, hole).
▶ No.28897>>28923
I began watching gay porn because of its cheesy dialogues and situations theyre found in make me laugh. After some time I got a soft boner, am I gay now? Mind you the boys were complete sissies, if they didnt have a penis you wouldnt be able to tell they were supposed to be men. Maybe its the domination aspect whats getting me hard.
▶ No.28912>>28924 >>28937
>>28891
I like frenulum-fapping.
▶ No.28923
>>28897
You're probably a little gay but so what? It's probably not enough you'd consider a gay relationship in which case the worst case scenario is you watch gay porn. -which you do. Lotta shit weirder to like than the same gender.
▶ No.28924>>28933
>>28912
That thing has always bothered me. -though looking up what it is just now I'm reminded how gross real penises look to me overall.
▶ No.28933
>>28924
Just like real vaginas, it's not how it looks, but how it and the whole of what it's attached to feels.
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▶ No.28937
>>28912
>mfw that was the technique I'd use as a child before i even knew about sex
also because ejaculation was impossible, i was able to get multiple orgasms
Younger me was a wiser fapper. or had more time to waste
▶ No.28940>>28947 >>29029
>>28891
Have you ever tried flexing your legs, hamstrings during the lewd? I experience interesting things somewhere in prostate (?) when I sit on an edge of a chair, put legs together, and stretch them so that I touch the ground with tips of my big toes. There are muscles in everyones ass that cause orgasm when they contract. I think by doing this stretching you can contract these muscles without orgasm, and somewhat trick your brain that you are orgasming. Every flex with my legs feels like 2 second orgasm. Eventually the muscles get too "tired" and I ejaculate hands free. One day I put finger only 2cm in my ass and pressed on the muscle while flexing legs and I thought I am going to fly away because it was like orgasm button. I dont do it though, because the sphincter gets too overstimulated too quickly and I ejaculate too fast. So I just sit on the edge of a chair and put one leg on another and flex stretch them and I get the buzz. I never touch my dick but if you want to try, the first time you definitely should experiment in near orgasm state, because its difficult to find the feel in the spot. Its the exact same place that feels good during orgasm and I doubt its prostate because I touched it and its more like contracting sphincter very close from the anus outside sphincter . Im sharing this in hope someone here figured this trick further or knows how it works. I read some people get this orgasm thing by doing yoga on exercise ball, somewhat humping the ball, clenching legs around it and flexing them or sitting on edge of it
▶ No.28941
>>28837
Oh man, that place is funny!
▶ No.28942>>28961
>>28935
Lack of lewdness aside why is that better than the original game? Sounds like it's only harder to pick a winner.
▶ No.28947>>28951
>>28940
Well now… I don't think something like that is possible for me but no harm in screwing around I guess.
▶ No.28951>>28955
>>28947
You don't have to do anything, just during next normal fap pay attention to the place inside you where muscle contractions are taking place.
The next time you fap (I recommend faps at least 6 days apart in general) and you're about to orgasm, stop and focus on this point while stretching. First time I did this in bed while stretching and noticed morning stretching feels like mini-orgasm
From what I read, it's possible for everyone but it's hard to activate these muscles without pic related machine. There are a lot of gifs of women and men orgasming in the gym using this stuff.
For some reason, sitting on the edge of a chair and stretching legs, and putting your arms behind the back of the chair works as well. Picture the stereotypical cliche pose someone would do "involuntarily" in a movie or in a porn. I think people stretch like that because their body "knows" it helps pelvic floor to contract or smth
▶ No.28955
>>28951
So I'm thinking "am I the idiot or the guy who drew this" as I see that bar in front of the guy's torso repeated in two more pictures.
▶ No.28961
>>28942
Harder to make an actual funny joke, too. These are super lame.
▶ No.28966>>28970 >>28973 >>28982 >>28988 >>29451 >>31485
>What type of lewd things do you look at more: drawn or real?
>how often do you do lewd things? Specifically the
>Any deviant interests?
>lewdest thing you've done in real life with another person? ie. virgin?
▶ No.28970>>28973
>>28966
-drawn
-specifically what Friend?!
-definitely have interests that are deviant but what that fully implies I don't really know.
-yeah virgin, shut up…
▶ No.28973>>28977
>>28970
>specifically what
Masturbate, look at porn, or anything lewd
>>28966
I'll answer myself aswell.
>hentai
>evry day
>loli, futa occasionally
>whisper into a girls ear
▶ No.28977
>>28973
Oh okay, well…
-Hentai (hardly anything real gets my attention porn or otherwise)
-Hard to say. I touch myself probably every other day but it's pretty much out of habit, I don't much get off anymore. Cum maybe every other week. I actively seek out porn probably about that much too but it seems like more.
-I'll spare you guys a paragraph of words and just say loli, futa, traps and tickling.
-Permavirgin, no remotely interesting contact.
▶ No.28982
>>28966
>drawn more often than not
>Usually once a day
>I think I'm vanilla as all heck
>One time I felt a larger lady's clothed breast
▶ No.28983>>28987
Did some of you ever wondered how it's like to have a dick in your mouth?
I know most of you guys would do anything to make somebody else happy~
▶ No.28985>>28986 >>28990 >>28995
Is there a place where I can seriously read about the lewd techniques? This thread is just engaging in low-tier social interaction. It lacks actual substance about the lewd. I want to actually read about the lewd in-depth, I have no need to satiate my low-key social interaction desires during empty discussion on imageboard. Why can't you guys just project a harem of tulpas living in your house like I do? Past years I interact with them every day, and they even remind me to brush my teeth or tell me which hour it is without me having to look at the clock. If people knew how easy it is to summon tulpas, no one would talk about weather irl or on the Internet just for the sake of talking. Everybody would have these desires satiated, and move to higher desires like the desire to expand one's horizons and eg. learn about technicalities of the lewd, lewd techniques. Because people are so unimaginative, we'll have to wait for really shitty virtual reality shit. You have no idea how bad VR actually is compared to what humans can already mentally project and render to augment their surroundings in the real time. They're just too lazy to do something creative like that
▶ No.28986
>>28985
But anon, i can conjure tulpas.
The thing that makes us different is ambition.
You might be satisfied to live hidden in your delusions, but at the same time i see myself living with someone that wants my cock buried inside of them~
▶ No.28987
>>28983
Please keep it SFW.
▶ No.28988
>>28966
Roughly equal with either.
Average of once every other day.
Oral fixation, giantess mouthplay, vore.
Nothing.
▶ No.28990
>>28985
I've heard the horror stories about tulpas, and I don't want to risk them happening to me.
▶ No.28995>>28997
>>28985
Dewey noted, now keep your falsely superior 8chan-goer bullcrap to your own thread please and thank you.
▶ No.28997>>29000
>>28995
True that! Let's prove him wrong by showing we are not lewd talk pretenders but the real lewd discussants maintaining proper lewd discussions
▶ No.29000
>>28997
Did somebody say prostate play?
▶ No.29029>>29031
The best fap is edging for an hour to some really kinky porn and then cumming really hard.
>>28940
I tried that and it never worked.
I also tried hands free orgasm through hypnosis and it almost worked but didn't on the few occasions that I tried it.
▶ No.29031>>29044
>>29029
>The best fap is edging for an hour to some really kinky porn and then cumming really hard.
With 2 week breaks between faps! It's so much better feel-wise and energy-wise than doing it regularly
For the hypnosis to work, it really helps to have the submissiveness fetish.
Prostate simulation requires a lot of rewiring
▶ No.29044
>>29031
Not him but I'm certainly submissive rather than dominant (yeah, big surprise coming from this board, har har) and I can certainly get on board with rewiring myself for some mind-fuckery. Where might I learn about all of this hypnosis mumbo-jumbo you're going on about though (does it require a partner?)? I'm pretty impaired and don't feel like I can pull something off if the thought processes are too complex.
▶ No.29045>>29050 >>29054 >>29066
>>28845
I'm very new here and I have… lots of problems, too. I have trouble being myself, and we should all just relax and be ourselves more.
But you saying that you'll always be alone isn't reality.
I know it can be tiring to try to be nice to people and try to attract others… but saying that it's reality that you'll never get to be in love and loved in return- that is unrealistic, friend. Don't be silly. :)
▶ No.29050>>29054
>>29045
It really isn't unrealistic given the right characteristics. :/
▶ No.29054>>29064 >>29065
>>29050
I think there's some truth to what you're both saying. The problem I'm seeing here is probably a self fulfilling prophecy. A lie that you make reality.
>>29045
If you're new here I'd just advise that you don't let the angst and depression of some on this board get to you. They'll only bring you down, so protect that smile!
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▶ No.29063>>29064
>>29056
Penises and vaginas are both pretty neat all things considered.
▶ No.29064
>>29056
>>29059
>>29063
hee hee ^_^ oh right, I forgot that this was a lewd thread.
>>29054
♥
▶ No.29065>>29066
>>29054
Consider that the different ideas one might use to fuel that prophecy though. You might hear them and think they're negative and write them off but to the person whose problems they are to weigh they are perfectly valid (which they very well might be, something being negative doesn't make it invalid). The most common trap is self-esteem, it's unlikely to get a partner if you have a lack of self-confidence especially if it leads to self-neglect. A relationship is a responsibility and as such one might refuse that responsibility. Then there's having to settle for realistic and less than ideal options and there's responsibility in that as well that makes someone feel shitty to think about. In the end although it hurts to be alone it seems the best option on top of being easy. The point is you can accept it as a self-fulfilling prophecy without it seeming a lack in judgement.
▶ No.29066>>29071 >>29436
>>29045
>I have trouble being myself, and we should all just relax and be ourselves more.
Why would I be myself if the board asks people to be kind? That's the opposite of me.
>I know it can be tiring to try to be nice to people and try to attract others… but saying that it's reality that you'll never get to be in love and loved in return- that is unrealistic, friend. Don't be silly.
Well, you must realize that I have nothing going for me. No talents, nothing great in terms of looks, and a shitty personality. And the few people I have gotten to date in the past turned out to be horrible human beings, and I simply do not want to be hurt again. So even if I had a chance to date someone again, I'd refuse.
>>29065
>The most common trap is self-esteem, it's unlikely to get a partner if you have a lack of self-confidence especially if it leads to self-neglect.
Well, when there's nothing to like about yourself, then of course you'll have self esteem issues.
>Then there's having to settle for realistic and less than ideal options and there's responsibility in that as well that makes someone feel shitty to think about.
At this point, trustworthiness is an unreasonable expectation, but I will not lower my standards beyond that.
>In the end although it hurts to be alone it seems the best option on top of being easy.
It certainly is the best option. I don't get hurt again and no one has to deal with my narcissistic, cold hearted, bitchy attitude.
▶ No.29071
>>29066
>At this point trustworthiness is an unreasonable expectation
I may think very little of people and the world but I don't believe that to be true. I hope someone outwardly pleasant and genuine enough comes along to break that barrier of yours Friend.
*dusts hands*
Now, before we get too sidetracked here I pose a question! Where on your partner's body is the best place to rub your junk?
▶ No.29081>>29090
Lewd makes me want to kill myself
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▶ No.29099
>>29090
Sure seems like it, not that I don't understand the feelings behind such a statement.
▶ No.29421>>29436
I really like lewd things.
▶ No.29422>>29425 >>29436 >>29444
Anybody else feel like wanking it turns into a chore sometimes? Like after a couple weeks of not rubbing one out I'll go into a week long stint of constantly jerking it, and by the end of the week I'll loathe the idea of touching myself despite having a raging hard on. Which ultimately sends me back into another two or three week dry spell, and the process repeats.
Is this some sort of problem I should be worried about or is it relatively normal?
help
▶ No.29425
>>29422
>Anybody else feel like wanking is a chore?
Always, and forever. Just another biological burden.
▶ No.29436>>29438 >>29439
>>29066
>no one has to deal with my narcissistic, cold hearted, bitchy attitude
Except for us, that is.
I really wish all the angsty, depressed people would just keep it to themselves if they aren't going to accept any advice or make any attempt to better themselves. This board is /kind/ not /bitch/. That goes for all of you! We even have a designated bitching thread for heck's sake.
>>29421
>I really like lewd things.
I also really like lewd things!
>>29422
I do not know, friend. Sometimes a raging hard on gets in the way of some creative work I want to do, and that can be very annoying. But I have not heard of your particular case before. I would not actually worry, though.
Try rubbing it once per day instead of letting it build up? Most boys use it to help them get to sleep easily since you will feel ready for a nice nap afterwards.
>>29056
Which penises are your favorite?
▶ No.29438
>>29436
Lewd makes me want to kill myself.
▶ No.29439>>29441
>>29436
>I really wish all the angsty, depressed people would just keep it to themselves
>Not even /kind/ wants me around
well, if that isn't a sign, then I don't know what is.
▶ No.29441
>>29439
Firstly:
>/kind/
It's one disgruntled friendgot. Not the board as a whole.
Secondly:
It's plain to see he's suggesting that you keep your mopping in it's respective thread. Not for you to leave the board.
I for one approve of your mopping in these kinds of thread. From my point of view it's actually on topic, and humorous, in a way.
▶ No.29444>>29450 >>29456
>>29422
>Anybody else feel like wanking it turns into a chore sometimes?
>lewd makes me want to kill myself
Humans could be given easy method for eternal bliss, and some would still find a way to bitch about it. You have a quota of sexual energy. Use some for fap, and some to do something productive and creative. Sleep 8 hours and eat well to allow your brain to replenish the energy. It's all you've got to do, it's extremely easy. Your body and subconscious does all the complex stuff for you. Even though your only job is to enjoy what your body gives you, you still find a way to fuck it up, by overindulging or some other weird decisions. It's as if someone kept trying to give you money for free but you were too lazy to go and take it, and then complained you have no money. What are you even doing
▶ No.29450>>29496
>>29444
Don't try and act like you understand any possible disposition and then go on to make a a doubly nonsensical metaphor for it to top it off. If you think you have an answer that encompases everything it's probably not a good one.
▶ No.29451>>29468
>>28966
>Drawn
>4-5 times a day, like to get people to fap so I think I'm a big pervert.
>Futa, trap, crossdressing
>Moaned and fapped together on the mic with someone. Unrelated but one time I jerked off with a banana peel.
▶ No.29456>>29496
>>29444
Lewd is forced upon us (that alone could make someone unhappy), and for some the whole process can be unsatisfying or even unpleasant. Having to be constantly be bombarded by unwanted, unpleasant or disruptive thoughts, following those thoughts to their conclusion, not getting anything fulfilling out of the whole ordeal, having to do this whole song and dance day in and day out. I can understand why this meme exists.
Lewd makes me want to kill myself.
▶ No.29468>>29480
>>29451
>>like getting people to jerk off
>Oh my, so every day four or five friends fap to four or five more friends and suddenly it's an epidemic.
What do you do Friend, roleplay? Insert ideas into people's minds? Showcase your wank material? Hold a gun to their head and tell them to grab their junk?
▶ No.29480>>29553
>>29468
I do all kinds of stuff really, depends on the person. Some like to do it with me, some like to roleplay, and sometimes I just put ideas in their minds or share perverted images.
It's very rewarding to make them feel good as a "dom" because they just come back for more every time, really helps build a nice bond with them.
▶ No.29496>>29497
>>29450
>Don't try and act like you understand any possible disposition
There are only two cases: you enjoy sex or you build a structure in your brain that makes dislike sex. There is no other option, period. Don't try to run away into over-complicating things. What I said is true.
>>29456
>not getting anything fulfilling out of the whole ordeal
orgasm is the very feeling of fulfillment. I wish I was even hornier so that I could enjoy the pleasure more often than every ~4 days
▶ No.29497>>29500
>>29496
>There are only two cases
I hate to tip my fedora, but that's a false dichotomy if I've ever seen one.
>orgasm is the very feeling of fulfillment
I don't know what to tell you man. Some people aren't shallow, and require more than just an orgasm to feel fulfilled. Something meaningful like an emotional connection or maybe even something more than that. People are more complex than you give them credit for, not everyone is you. Do you always lack empathy or can this lack be attributed to you getting offended over some complaints about the focus of your obsession?
▶ No.29498>>29499 >>29502 >>29513
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/conditions/sexual-health/a2268/dry-orgasms/
any frequent fappers here? Have anyone here ever had a dry orgasm? Also can you orgasm multiple times if it's dry (i.e. you don't ejaculate)?
▶ No.29499>>29502
>>29498
Yeah I've had a few back when I was a bit more intense. I always took it as the body saying no more. It feels good in its own way, oftentimes you've fapped a bunch to get to that point so it might be a little sore, you get a good mix of a pleasureful pain and the usual waves of pleasure from the orgasm.
You can definitely do it multiple times dry, it's just a matter if you'll really want to.
▶ No.29500>>29520
>>29497
You'll never develop deep emotional connection with anyone if lewd makes you want to go to sleep in the first place. I wonder if you've truly ever felt the so-called empathy you idealize and romanticize so much. Perhaps you just fake it to derive sense of importance from. I'd recommend get yourself in deep emotional trance with dance, music and masturbation. First with yourself, then with a partner.
▶ No.29502>>29512
>>29498
>>29499
Yeah, I've gotten to the point where nothing comes out anymore and I decided that that would be a good point to stop.
Except for one, maybe two? times where I kept going until it started bleeding a bit.
However, I generally find it impossible to continue immediately after making cummies. It feels almost like the sensation of being hit in the balls, but in the penis.
▶ No.29512>>29547
>>29502
>Except for one, maybe two? times where I kept going until it started bleeding a bit.
Jesus, anon. Maybe you should take it down a notch.
Besides, the less you fap, the better your faps will feel.
too bad I have no self control and have to fap at least once a day
▶ No.29513
>>29498
>Have anyone here ever had a dry orgasm?
Yes.
It was convenient.
▶ No.29515>>29519
are we talking about penises? I like penises!
▶ No.29519>>29551
>>29515
What do you like about them?
▶ No.29520
>>29500
I'm currently in my closest, longest relationship ever, and sex has only been talked about. While fun, it is not the only way to get that close to someone.
▶ No.29535>>29567 >>29591
I just barely realized the other day during some flashbacks I don't want to go into detail about when a girl was hitting on me hard a few years ago.
>driving girl home from college
>somehow the topic turns to what kind of porn we like
>asking me first about what I like
>gave answers and said she was into most of it too (only one she didn't instantly agree on was maid outfits)
>invites me inside to watch some since she'll be home alone for a few hours
>"Maybe next time, I gotta get to class"
>didn't even fucking stutter on that, didn't realize what she was implying
>about a year and 3 boyfriends later she starts going sjw mode with tumblr, weight gain and everything
>before anyone asks, she wasn't drop dead sexy, but looked nice when she took time to get dressed in the morning
Makes me wonder if I completely misinterpreted any other girls when they struck up conversations. I can't really remember any though.
▶ No.29547
>>29512
>Jesus, anon. Maybe you should take it down a notch.
>Besides, the less you fap, the better your faps will feel.
Don't worry friend, I usually take it easy on my donger.
Although the longest I've ever managed to go without it is like 4 days. It did feel really, really good.
▶ No.29551
>>29519
how they taste, and what comes out of them~
> w<
▶ No.29553
>>29480
Awww, bonding he says.
I'd ask to play with you but that always goes bad with me.
▶ No.29567
>>29535
>>"Maybe next time, I gotta get to class"
I'm sorry anon but that is hilarious.
▶ No.29591
>>29535
Damn friend how could you be so dense
▶ No.29614>>29689
Shared account for JapanHD
username: hillst68
pw: easton68
▶ No.29689>>29701
▶ No.29701
>>29689
You're welcome! I found it by googling "free JapanHD account" so when that one stops working try giving that a try.
▶ No.29708>>29719
I kinda like this thread. Let's see what you got.
▶ No.31146>>31147 >>31159
I want to tightly bully /kind/ girls.
▶ No.31147>>31148
>>31146
Keep it safe for work.
▶ No.31148
>>31147
Sorry, I thought it was okay as long as it was spoiled.
▶ No.31159>>31160 >>31165
>>31146
There aren't any /kind/ girls because all girls are naturally attracted to bullies.
▶ No.31160
>>31159
All girls, or just the hot, thin ones?
▶ No.31165
>>31159
Why it's always the pillow.
▶ No.31485
>>28966
Drawn; my waifu.
No real known deviancies, though she would be rather dominant if she were real, so I guess bedtime could get a little competitive if I wasn't in the mood for being tied or blindfolded.
In real life:
I once indirectly poked a girl's tits in middle school using a volleyball net that had a somewhat rigid thin rope at its bottom, she sort of gave me a ”I know what you're doing but am not annoyed" look
At about the same period of my life I tried to feel another girl's butt with the back of my hand. It was a miserable failure and I felt basically nothing.
God, I was a frustrated pervert.
▶ No.31486>>31511 >>31513
Anyone else here like milf like Maggie Green and Siri?
▶ No.31511>>31512
>>31486
Milfs in general are disgusting
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▶ No.31513
>>31486
On the rare occasion.