/k/ - Weapons

I'd suggest just using denim pants, denim jacket and gloves along with some spray. By the way what animals do you have in mind?

>>649623

This to the power of ∞.

Bites and scratches are ineffective against carpet. Make yourself a carpet robe.

>>649620

I will take this into consideration. Thank you.

>>649623

> LARPing this hard

I will not live forever. I am going to have as much fun as possible without anyone's consent.

>>649623

>>649632

Dogs primarily. We have a real problem with dogs that were never integrated into society. These dogs only know two kinds of people. Master and threat. I have no intention of bringing this issue to city counsel. They can continue to live in their hell hole not knowing the walls are falling down. I am looking out for only my best interests.

>>649623

>Some of those outfits might even not broadcast that you're autistic.

Thot repellent is a tool only appreciated by the initiated.

Here is my set up.

>Bandana covering my mouth, not mouth and nose, this detail is very important.

>Robe

>Christian cross necklace

>Leather forearm length gloves

>Long sleeve undershirt

>Bloused baggy cargo pants

>Boxer briefs

>Army boots

>Tube socks

Weapons

>MP3 player broadcasting monastic hymns as to show alpha dominance

>Katana as my sidearm hanging from my left rib, cord going across my chest and back.

>Kbar knife, not sure were to keep in though.

>I would really love to take my sheathed walking spear to really sell the mystic archetype. Given that it is weighty this will unfortunately be a no go until further notice.

>But muh dog lives matter

I hope I never have to draw blood of beast, but I come first.

>>649627

I honestly would have no issue wearing samurai armor, I just lack money.

>>649637

Sounds to good to be true.

>>649639

>too good to be true

Big downside is it might be too hot for many climates.

>>649644

>Get some dog repellent.

I prefer to stay away from the chemical jew.

>You can even keep your ridiculous theme going by using an aspergillum to dispense it.

I don't even know who is jewing who?

Angry baptist attacking catholic who is really a baptist.

Or

Angry atheist attacking catholic who is really a baptist.

>>649639

>I honestly would have no issue wearing samurai armor, I just lack money.

You could always try to find someone to forge the kozane a small batch at a time and then learn to stitch it together yourself.

>>649649

My goal is to never get bit. You could argue they make pants that are thorn proof, but I have no knowledge of dog bite proof pants. I'm looking at snake proof pants right now, but they are quite expensive. And even then I'm on a budget. Hema gear isn't made for animal attacks. If it gets to the point I have to draw a weapon, a dog is going to be put down as soon as or before it gets a mouthful of cotton.

Yes it would be retarded to solely trust in the strength of cotton. But with proper footwork and a two-handed weapon I believe I can make up the difference.

>>649654

I wish life was that easy, fren.

>>649704

>drawing mocking Anderson

>Anderson mocking audience

>drawing given for me

>using the term sola scripture

I'm lost to your point, but since you know what a aspergillum is I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say you are a catholic.

So the witcher larper wants to go into the woods wearing a pair of khakis and a table cloth around his waist. He plans to fight off dogs with a two handed weapon and thinks he's going to "put down" a pack of strays who apparently attack people often enough to be considered dangerous.

Are you retarded or just play video games There's no difference? If your fat arse even goes into the woods and finds some stray dogs they will just walk away as you scream at them like a retard.

>>649718

I think we have a misunderstanding and you have got me all wrong.

>>649639

>Dogs primarily. We have a real problem with dogs that were never integrated into society.

I don't understand. Can't you just shoot the dogs that attack you? Like I get you want to be a monk and turn the other cheek and stuff, but even the saints never took no shit from animals.

>>649639

>KABAR

You know those are fucking shit, right? Just get a bowie knife, you LARPing faggot.

Even shitty chink butted chainmail would be better than a robe.

>>649859

>two separate and frankly incompatible

Noonehasevertrieditandthatiswhyitisgoingtowork.jpg

>>649866

I hope you are genuine. There are some complications like gun, ammunition, import, I have no thigh high leather boots to compensate for a short wool coat, etc.

>>649868

Isn't chain mail only good against cuts and weak against stabs. I'm sure canine teeth could fit in chain links.

>>649869

My knife is at the bottom of my weapon dominance hierarchy. If I have to resort to the knife I have made grave errors.

>>649883

>weak against stabs

You could use all your strength to thrust a sword into good chainmail and all you would achieve is push the other guy 2 feet backwards

>>649930

>that doesn't make it any less useful in a fight

Useful, but not ideal outside of a broom closet.

>larping thread

You will feel ashamed of your words & deeds when I prove to you I am the real deal.

>>649935

Oh I'm thinking wrong. Arrows are the ones that fuck up chainmail.

>>649936

>>649603

What you want is an armored Hakama.

I'm sure some weeboo larping shop sell some.

>>655161

>robe+ socks

<no undershorts

you uncivilized mongoloid

>>657179

You could wear a spiked collar like a punk.

Sorry for bumping an old thread but I came here looking for similar advice to OP. Except I want to kill giant spiders, not dogs. I don't even know if it's possible to protect yourself from a human-sized spider without going full Iron Man.

Animals go for your limbs first, to bring you down. Then for your throat to make the kill…. To that end….. Why the fuck are your limbs and throat exposed while your fucking torso is protected?!?!?! Afraid a wolf will bite your nipple? Facing sword wielding cheetahs?

YOU ARE DOING THE OPPOSITE OF A GOOD IDEA

>>669032

>human-sized spider

I recommend ICBMs with H-bombs.