I asked at my uni library today about borrowing the manual from the Australian War Memorial through an interlibrary loan. Unfortunately, for some fucking bizarre reason they refuse to process interlibrary loan requests for undergrad students, so no luck. Seriously though, what the fuck kind of policy is that? Who thinks that's a good idea? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS POTION SELLER BULLSHIT?
HELLO LIBRARIAN, I AM GOING ON THE INTERNET AND I WANT YOUR STRONGEST BOOKS
MY BOOKS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU, TRAVELLER
LIBRARIAN, I TELL YOU I AM GOING ON THE INTERNET, AND I WANT ONLY YOUR STRONGEST BOOKS
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY BOOKS, THEY'RE TOO STRONG FOR YOU
LIBRARIAN, LISTEN TO ME: I WANT ONLY YOUR STRONGEST BOOKS
MY BOOKS WOULD KILL YOU, TRAVELLER - YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY BOOKS :^)
ETC., ETC., ET-FUCKING-CETERA
But whatever. I've got tomorrow off, so I'll go to a different library. A library full of white people. Y'know, because when you lend something to a white person, YOU CAN REASONABLY EXPECT THAT THEY WILL RETURN IT ON TIME AND IN GOOD CONDITION
AND THEN THERE WOULD BE NO NEED TO BE SO SELECTIVE ABOUT WHO CAN AND CAN'T BORROW A BOOK
BECAUSE THEY WOULD ALL BE TRUSTWORTHY
REMEMBER WHAT LIVING IN A HIGH-TRUST SOCIETY WAS LIKE?
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS LIKE
SHIT JUST WORKED
NOW IT'S JUST SEAMONKEY SHITSKINS AND THEIR SCREECHING LARVAE, AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
MUCH BETTER, RIGHT?
Fucking hell, how did a casual trip to the library turn into a personal vendetta against modernity, multiculturalism, and the hook-nosed sons-of-bitches who deliberately made things this way? I hate the 21st century so God damned much. I just wanted to borrow a book.