832e6e No.638270
If /k/ had to eliminate a sentry silently, how would /k/ go about doing it?
6e6765 No.638274
Mouth covered and dragon dildo in anus. Pleasure them till they can't move, and don't call them in the morning.
40bc6a No.638280
>wearing no head protection
Just beat him over the head with a shovel or a club. The initial blow may not kill, but he will certainly be in too much shock to react much. After that you just keep beating him over the head.
>wearing head protection but no neck protection
Take a long ziptie, insert prepare it into a nice and wide loop, approach from behind, put it around his neck and pull as fast and as strong as you can. The ziptie will completely block bloodsupply to the brain and he will be gone in 10 seconds. Even if he gets a finger or his entire hand between the ziptie and his neck, all that will accomplish is that his fingers will generate more pressure on his neck as he tries to get some breathing space.
>wearing head and neck protection
Grab him by his collar, pull him back so he falls onto his back, and immediately kick down at his jaw. You can't scream with a mouth full of teeth, bone and blood.
3cab53 No.638285
Garrote, like in the OP image, is the most efficient. If not possible, knife through the throat from the side.
If unarmed, think back to the countless Steven Segal movies you watched as training material and snap his neck.
1fc81d No.638286
Cover is mouth, stab him in the back and/or slash his throat.
The HARD part is getting behind him.
40bc6a No.638297
>>638286
>The HARD part is getting behind him.
This tbh. Sentries are always stationed in pairs, and if they are halfway smart they will have some sort of noise trap behind them (glass shards on concrete, dry twigs covered with leaves, string connected to spoon in a can) or regularly turn around and have a look. Or better yet: sentries of three with two guys looking forwards, and one looking back.
In the end the easiest way to kill a group of bunched up sentries is a well aimed grenade, but
>silently
kinda ruins that approach.
472199 No.638316
>If /k/ had to eliminate a sentry silently, how would /k/ go about doing it?
With bare hands of course, if id menage to put this choke successfully he would start to black out after 5-10 seconds and wouldn't be able to struggle/scream
Of course i would wisped to the ear of the sentry in his last conscious moments
>The weak should fear the strong, nothing personal kid
c88ce0 No.638433
If there was only a single guard I'd shoot him in the head with a crossbow, a pair? coordinated crossbow attack with another guy.
c88ce0 No.638435
>>638348
It is but you have to remember that the enemy will probably be screaming and the fire itself will attract attention.
472199 No.638443
>>638435
Just put a suppressor on the flamethrower for a stealthy kill
1e3af5 No.638481
>>638443
>not shoving a suppressor down the burning target's throat for maximum silence
40bc6a No.638601
>>638481
>not shoving a suppressed flamethrower into the target's ass for maximum internal roasting
357523 No.638603
>>638601
>not shoving a suppressed flamethrower into the target's ass for maximum internal butthurt
ftfy
50b840 No.638622
>Silent elimination
>Not just bombarding the enemy base
2fc650 No.638623
>>638622
Can you attach suppressors to the bombs?
496b53 No.638627
72b4a2 No.638646
>>638623
If no one is left to hear, does it matter?
5c96cd No.638650
Why don't you just screw the suppressor on around his dick while you lovingly take him from behind?
afad12 No.638688
>>638646
That sounds like a bit of philosophy pulled strait from a US army field manual.
e94683 No.638709
Garrotte, snapping the neck, multiple stabs to the back while covering mouth, slit throat. If you are in that position where a lone sentry is in such a undefended position where you can sneak up behind them, you basically cannot fuck it up and whatever method you choose the job is done anyway.
>>638627
Suppressed guns aren't all that silent unless you happen to have a really good setup on your rifle and some subsonic ammo. If you don't have subsonic ammo, you'll alert everyone within a few hundred meters even with a suppressor.
21270e No.638711
Prank them on the shitter then steal their uniform. Now you're the sentry.
2fc650 No.638728
>>638646
Don't want to scare any wildlife a few miles away now
a3e882 No.638730
>>638711
Yeah and now you're stuck doing that sentry duty, nice job faggot.
Atheist btfo, atheist 0 god 1
06f71e No.638738
>>638730
Yeah, but now you can go down to the centre, and pull out some locks of your superiors hair to deflect the refired projectiles from the man in the pillar with.
34af94 No.638918
>>638270
Literally the only good thing to came out of HK in the last 50 years.
fbe80d No.638975
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>638918
>Sentry killer
>Not a .22 rifle with the latest bestest silencer from Silencerco
https://silencerco.com/silencers/switchback-22/
https://volquartsen.com/products/1146-ultralite
Too much gook vidya consumption is bad for you.
3e06d6 No.639043
Does that even happen? i mean infiltrating inside enemy compunds like in movies and games, is there any example in real life of succesful operations, as in they don't end up in a firefight.
Just seems to me like something not really possible in real life, at the same time though i guess succesful missions wouldn't be public knowledge anyway.
1ad7bd No.639045
>>638975
<sentry killer
>weird autistic bolt action
>throws brass all over the place
what did they mean by this?
20393c No.639046
>>639043
It happened all the time in Vietnam. The suicidally over-pressure booby trap ammo didn't appear in VC supply depots through magic.
70b414 No.639061
>>639045
>didnt read the other links
>cant build a better system yourself based on proven concept
>real life is like muh Gook autism vidya or Far Cry
0638d2 No.639092
>>639061
Literally any silenced 9mm pistol?
8230e7 No.639094
>>639061
>>639092
literally a silenced ruger 10/22
8230e7 No.639095
>>639094
with a brass catcher ;-)
40bc6a No.639097
>>638728
>leaving wildlife behind
The only way to blow your enemy beyond the stone-age is to turn all stones into glass.
fbe80d No.639099
>>639092
>>639092
>meme mm achieving 108db at the muzzle in the foreseeable future
496b53 No.639150
>>638918
Though admittedly HK made modern unobatanuim version of ruger 10/22 that has much use.
5d725b No.639196
>>639099
>9mm
>meme
>no flag
Bait
fbe80d No.639202
>>639196
>>639196
>muh silenced 9mm pistol is as quite as a subsonic .22
Victim of gook vidya.
613556 No.639257
>>639202
With a slidelock and 147gr ammo 9x19 has a 7db or so difference. Probably just as quiet if fired from a bolt action.
fbe80d No.639278
>>639257
>not 158 gr
Gookjima has done irreversible damage to many potential gun experts :^)
Anyway, the advantage of .22 is that it will be the single most quietest weapon in any comparable platform. And it does kill with a headshot inside 100m. And for uprising against zogbots and kikes, being so quiet (108db) means you can snipe the pigs through their eyeslits when they are eating donuts and being a .22 rifle it can be so varied in design and extremely concealable and lightweight while being semi auto at the same time.
You are taking out sentry. If you want to larp as cuckbond you need to be as quiet as humanly possible.
And now you are cured, poor victim of gook vidya.
fbe80d No.639285
>>639278
And to put this into perspective, the Delisle meme was actually around 115-120db when people tested with real equipment.
5b09dc No.639912
>>638709
blatantly false, noguns detected. The report single shot .22 rifle or pistol with an oil filter suppressor is quieter than the noise of the impact of the bullets. A nice size filter and factory suppressed ammo is about as loud as throwing a rock at your target, but much more lethal.
37636f No.643997
Good luck getting that close to somebody without them noticing you. Maybe if you were trained since birth to be a ninja and the guard is really sleepy.
Just go around the sentrys. This shit only works in movies.
332121 No.644260
>>638274
Britain for retards and the forgotten comes in with a good first post.