Battle of Sedan.
>Franco-Prussian war
>French are already in trouble after losing a couple battles
>only good French troops left are pulled back to protect Paris
>Reserves are redirected towards Metz over Sedan to relieve the siege of Metz
>complete logistical clusterfuck
>1 (one) rail line available to feed 130.000 men
>half the troops are already starving
>meanwhile Germans are advancing towards Paris fast
>so fast that they too run out of supplies
>simply buy stuff from the local peasants, all is well
>Germans stumble upon the troops in Sedan
>French are ordered to GTFO by the king of France himself, who is present at the time
>everyone follows his order
>pick a good spot to run away from
>at the same time Germans decide attack
>pick the same spot to attack
>Germans prevent French breakout
>French commander wounded
>gives command to a competent guy
>even though incompetent guy was supposed to take command if the French general was incapacitated
>competent guy gives order to retreat towards the north
>incompetent guy takes command and orders the troops to attack in the south
>the same direction the Germans were trying to attack from again
>pre-WWI CQC develops
>even French civvies join in to protect their home-town
>Despite "heavy losses" the Bavarians manage to get a foothold inside the city
>decide it's not worth the effort and simply shell the rest of the city
>city set on fire due to heavy artillery, despite most buildings being made from stone
>city captured by Bavarians
>French are now entirely surrounded
>French General Ducrot (the competent guy) quoted with "Nous sommes dans un pot de chambre et nous y serons emmerdés"
>English: "We are now sitting in a toilet bowl, and they are about to shit down on us."
>incompetent guy orders his troops to reinforce the far east, but decides to attack in the north with the remaining troops
>French cavalry commander leading the attack dies as soon as the battle begins
>German northern flank only held by reservists and weakened troops
>beaten back, but the French units are almost entirely gone
>new German reserves arrive and advance towards the south through the French survivors
>meanwhile the French are defending against an attack in the east
>weakened French units flee into the forests
>Germans decide it's not worth it to follow them
>shell the forests
>many thousands surrendered in the forests alone
>French incompetent commander (named Wimpffen, no typo) has the one and only good idea of his entire career: attack with all remaining forces in one spot and attempt to GTFO
>picks the town of Balan
>charges
>no Germans in sight, attempts to go further
>now in range of German artillery
>shelled into pieces
>French officers won't follow Wimpffen's orders anylonger, because even they know that he is an incompetent piece of shit
>They retreat towards a fort and raise a white flag
>Germans send two diplomats
>demand that the french surrender
>SURPRIZE: king of France, Napoleon the third, was among those who retreated into the fort
>Wimpffen demands that his troops are released towards Algiers or France under the condition that they won't continue to fight
>Bismark demands that the French troops surrender and go into German captivity
>Bismark also suggests that his troops could open fire at any moment
>It takes three hours for Wimpffen to realize that he is not only outnumbered, outgunned and surrounded, but also handed the Germans the king of France on a silver plate
>39 generals, 2800 officers and 83.000 soldiers are captured in one move
>21.000 French soldiers have already been captured during the fighting
>total of French soldiers captured: 104.000 men, plus the king of France
>France surrenders two days later, after Paris citizens storm the parliament and demand surrender
>Germans institute a new national holiday called "Sedantag", "Day of (the battle of) Sedan"
>so many captured French soldiers that the Germans run out of space to keep them all
>small pox spreads among the french captives
>this starts an epidemic, which spreads towards the German civilian population
>162.000 German civilians die, because there were too many French POWs