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There's no discharge in the war!

File: c224114784587ea⋯.jpg (55.9 KB, 733x439, 733:439, c224114784587ea06881ec9957….jpg)

08caad  No.635377

To provide some much-needed diversity to all the Barbarossa memeing lately let's instead discuss the North African campaign and how one could've fixed it.

If I were Hitler I'd have

>told Mussolini to STFU with his neo-roman ambitions after the fall of France

>incorporated the German and Italian militaries into a single command structure with german officers in charge of most important strategic decisions

>relegated large portions of the Wehrmacht and Luftwaffe to Sicily

>put the german economy in total war modo

>Captured Malta with paratroopers

>Put german Radar on Italian warships

>sent at least 50 Wehrmacht divisions lead by Rommel to Libya following the British attack on Spaghetti forces there, Anglo submarines be damned

>Repelled the British at Derna, put Spaghetti troops into rear line duty

>kept pouring in troops, tanks and aircraft via Sicily to Libya

>limited the Battle of Britain to targeted destruction of chain home radar installations+some bridges, ammo and fuel depots within range of Bf 109 bomber escorts

>had at least 1,5 million Wehrmacht troops stationed in Africa by December 1940

>crashed the British with no survivors at El Alamein and Alexandria

>captured the Suez Canal by April 1941

>removed local Anglos and captured Gibraltar a month later

>have aided the various anti-Anglo rebel movements across the Mideast, gaining access to Iraq and Iran

>have visited Jerusalem and held speeches to audiences of baste moslems grateful for having the anglo and jew removed

>sent shipments of Tank, Radar and Engine blueprints to our Japanese comrades through the Suez

>made Greece join the Axis in a diplomatic manner, leaving the Roach frightened and isolated

>recalled a third of the Luftwaffe stationed in Africa back home

>resumed large-scale bombing of the British mainland in combination with increasing submarine raids on Anglo merchant vessels

>laid down several aircraft carriers in the mediterranean

>watched as the Anglo starts recieving undeclared American aid shipments coinciding with their gradual loss of air superiority&infrastructure across Southern Britain

>wanted to start Operation Seelöwe in late summer but abandoned it after reconnaissance aircraft started reporting large amounts of troops, tanks and other materiel being shipped to the German-Soviet border

>Decided to the bait the Soviet into attacking the Reich with the intention of crashing through their Caucasus backdoor entrance

>temporarily united Balkan armies under Byzantine banners to gain control of the southern coast of the Black Sea, Roach neutrality be damned

>wondered why the Anglo was still so determined to continue the war despite his worsening situation at home

7ff8f6  No.635378

>Barbarossa memeing

Nice cuckchan astroturf, but there has been no such thing. Is the rest of your post worth reading or is this seriously just your blog you're copypasta'ing everywhere you visit?


362593  No.635380

>>635377

>develop the Fritz X by 1938

>sink the whole Royal Navy in 1939

There, I just won ww2 with two memearrows.


6e6e68  No.635381

File: 935892eee50cf7c⋯.png (232.33 KB, 513x438, 171:146, 65.png)

>made Greece join the Axis in a diplomatic manner

Imagine a world where Greeks joined the Axis, genocided the eternal albanian, sent troops to genocide soviets, re-captured Constantinople and executed all commies traitors in the country.

Maybe we wouldn't be a 4th world shithole right now if the good guys won WWII.


22aa8e  No.635382

>>635380

<assassinate Churchill

>Britain saved from self-destruction

>France regain their spine

>Italy rebuilds Rome

>America stays cucked

>Turks stop being roaches

>Soviets overthrow Jews

>Japanese inherit China

>Emus disappear from existence

There, I just won WWII and saved the world with one meme arrow.


6e6e68  No.635385

File: 94c344725ee328f⋯.png (606.92 KB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, 2.png)

>>635382

>Turks stop being roaches

<Apples stop being apples


22aa8e  No.635387

>>635381

Hey, at least you still have democracy, right? You guys invented it, remember? It's the cornerstone of our shared western values. Democracy is so important! Fuck Athens, fuck the Athenians, and fuck their stupid fucking memes.

>>635385

>>635384

It would've been a Christmas miracle.


08caad  No.635436

>>635377

>recieved the news of Nippon attacking Pearl Harbor on December 7th 1941

>started attacking burger ships but there's too many escorts

>considered my options as the LW became increasingly taxed with Anglos and their free burger reserve pilots

>decided to get this shit over with and attacked the Soviet Union on January 30th, 1942

>successfully broken through the Soviet lines but not as far as I'd wanted to, the harsh Winter, limited aerial supply and Soviet persistence led the front to stabilize near Smolensk and the western bank of the Dnepr

>been informed by Günsche in my bunker that Rommel had more difficulty trudging his troops through the Armenian mountains than fighting T*rks

>chuckled as the Byzantine Army overran Constantinople and conquered everything in their vicinity up until Amastris through sheer hatred alone

>had to divert increasing number of Luftwaffe units to the western front as Rommel had gotten bogged down in the Caucasus, unable to reach the Oilfields due to Soviet reinforcements arriving

>gotten the Situation slightly eased up with the arrival of Fritz X guided bombs by April, destroying American harbor installations and decimating some convoys

>had to reinforce the Byzantines due to several failed Soviet landing attempts at Sinope

>managed to break the stalemate in the Ukraine just as the Soviets up north start advancing, strategically retreat on that front to focus on the Caucasus

>noticed that Soviets were strangely well-fed and equipped as news of the Japanese Army breaking through Khalkin-Gol with license-built StuGs and Pz. IVs reach the Wolfsschanze

>Finally got Rommel to break through to Baku and capture several oil fields, the rest are set afire by long-range Luftwaffe bombing raids from the northwest

>saw the Americans resume their bombing runs with even greater intensity, fielded the V1 as a response

>suffered mounting Civilian losses from 24/7 bombing runs with Paris in ruins, but morale among American pilots also being shit due to 25-40% average loss rates/mission and constant V1 attacks on their airfields leading to poor aim

>routed the Soviets in the Caucasus, opened a third front with the Finns and moved towards Moscow from 3 fronts simultaneously with the Japanese keeping Soviet reinforcements somewhat tied down in Manchuria

>had our troops at the outskirts of Moscow when an American fleet started to invade Brittany

>Watched as burgers were gorilla'd by pissed off Frenchmen as they moved towards Paris while Moscow fell and Stalin disappeared

>decimated low morale American soldiers in the Ardennes with V2 missile artillery and fresh reinforcements from Russia

>lol'd at Greeks and Serbs holding Roach genociding contests in the newly re-minted Byzantine Empire

>eliminated American air contingents operating over the European mainland through the introduction of the Me 262 in April of 1943

>combined the Burger cleanup with Operation Seelöwe, but this time with 150 wehrmacht divisions and total air superiority

>acquired the first Kriegsmarine Aircraft Carrier on June 5th, the day of Op Seelöwe

>captured Dover after 2 days, got Churchill to kill himself in a week as most Bongs were too tired and malnourished to fight in the fields

>negotiated with the British some terms of surrender and signed them on June 29th 1943, ending the War in Europe

>>635382

>shoot Gavrilo Princip before he can shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand

There, just changed the entirety of the 20th century with one memearrow.


6e6e68  No.635447

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>>635436

Are you trying to ruin our Christmas holidays anon? Please stop reminding us of what could have happened in a better universe. It hurts man.


c6e438  No.635479

>>635381

>Fritz X

>Imagine a world where Greeks joined the Axis

Daily reminder that Hitler liked kebabs and organized ss skanderbeg from Albanians.


938923  No.635561

>>635377

>Infinite amounts of hindsight and retrospective planning

You wouldn't have made these decisions in the moment with then-current knowledge/intelligence.

Nice meme tho


85030a  No.635564

>>635479

Albanians are certainly better than S*rbs, in all honesty.


cc1667  No.635579

>>635564

Just because you used albos, bosnaiks and croats as weapons of terror against your neighbors in the east doesn't make them better given the first two are sub 80 IQ.


7b8312  No.635604

File: 859d3770c4acfcb⋯.jpg (67.66 KB, 606x592, 303:296, turkroach3.jpg)

>>635564

>albanians being better than any lifeform at any time or any timeline

Even Algerians are better.


d7cc93  No.635638

File: 80c90d136d2fc4b⋯.jpg (66.36 KB, 670x447, 670:447, mapa-670x447.jpg)

>>635564

Anyone notice kately… Theres a frenchman, greek, and german who are competing really hard for the Leaf shitposting award.

>>635579

Its possible to gauge how many albanians are in neighboring countries by looking at an IQ map. Two million of these inbred kurds bring down serbia (8 mil population) average worse than niggers in america.

Picrel its literally a map of albanian and gypsy infestation.


08caad  No.635644

File: 952dc38b3da0a07⋯.jpg (145.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Really made me think.jpg)

>>635638

>Leaf shitposting award

Aren't those usually handed to Australians?

Also,

>Albania

>Kurds


86f351  No.635649

>>635638

>Luxembourg's 95 IQ

>Estonia being way smarter than identical Lithuania

Not this map again pls.


6e6e68  No.635650

File: 74ce8dd0905e10f⋯.jpg (223.6 KB, 960x819, 320:273, Albanifag.jpg)

>>635564

>Albanians

>Better than Serbs

>Frenchman living in western Europe thinks he knows them better than we do

Albanians are subhuman monkeys who steal shit, murder people for $5 and think they wuz illyrian kangz. They're hypocritical faggots who have decreased the entire Balkans' IQ by 20 points. They migrate fucking everywhere and ruin the country that accepts them.

Greece in the 60s was a paradise, until the albanians came in and the crime rate was mysteriously increased by literal 99%

The only thing stopping us or the Serbians from committing genocide on Albanians is NATO.


d7cc93  No.635654

>>635644

tl;dr history primer

an exiled bunch of persians settled in azerbaijan, this was some persian nobles and a fucktonne of colonists and soldiers, enough to start their own civilization. when seijuk turks swept in they conquered them, and used a tribe of these persians as mercenaries to suppress revolts. they would transport a few thousands of them to a region, they would settle there, and be self sustaining barbed-wire against insurrection. this mercenary tribe is the kurds, that's how they got spread all over. later the turks brought these mercenaries to epirus (greek province) to provide soldiers to fight local greek insurrectionists. and that's what albanians are. they claim their language is "unique" but its just kurd/azeri with about 30% slang and 30% local borrowed words from greek.

>>635650

What makes you think he's ethnic French?

France is full of albo scum, they all go there to commit crimes. It's why their country is losing population fast and will soon have SO FEW people that Greeks and Serbs will just steamroll them into the sea and establish Epirus II Electric Boogaloo.


f7e841  No.635655

>>635579

What are you talking about, rightful Quebecois citoyen?

>>635604

>>635650

>Even Algerians are better.

You're not wrong. Pieds-Noirs and Berbers are decent, though they should stay in Algieria. But Algierians and Albanians both share this in common: neither started World War 1 over their immense butthurt. S*rbs are suhumans constantly whining about muh Ustashe and muh kebab, when they themselves are the rape-babbies of the Turkroaches, and their people's actions led to the rise of Fascism.

>>635638

I don't do this for the awards and recognition, but rather for the asshurt I cause, and the (you)s.

>>635654

I'm not ethnic French, that's true. But I'm a Breton.


7b8312  No.635660

>>635655

> Pieds-Noirs and Berbers are decent

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post…


7b8312  No.635662

>>635654

> will soon have SO FEW people that Greeks and Serbs will just steamroll them into the sea and establish Epirus II Electric Boogaloo

>implying that if Serbia wasn't cucked by NATO and we weren't cucked by half century of association with the West we would not be able to wipe at least their tactical armed forces overnight

It's lack of motive, not lack of capacity. For all their ruthlessness and brutality shitptars' military capabilities are abysmal simply because because one needs an over 85 median IQ to into logistics.


f7e841  No.635664

>>635660

Pieds-Noirs are ethnically French, you retard; they are our cousins, even if they live in territory that is no longer ours.

Berbers are also decent, because there are plenty of them with pale skin and light hair and eyes. Besides, St. Augustine and Arius were Berbers.


4efba5  No.635668

>>635660

Berbers are literally you, they're the natives from pre-arab colonization that are the descendants of Greek settlers.

Pieds Noirs are what we call french born in North Africa, it's similar to Afrikaners to say people of dutch descent in South Africa (except they were there far less longer).

Arabs & Turks are the problem of the Mediterranean.


518361  No.635674

>>635655

>and their people's actions led to the rise of Fascism

Hownew.ru


f7e841  No.635675

>>635674

>World War One did not greatly influence and provided the circumstances for Fascism to rise

The dirty Leaf strikes once more. I weep for my Quebecois cousins stuck with you retards.


cc1667  No.635676

>>635655

France used mercenaries from the balkans, in particular the aforementioned groups during the 1600's until the fall of the monarchy.


f7e841  No.635678

File: 0b805be03e7dc78⋯.jpg (115.09 KB, 600x902, 300:451, Kladderatsch.jpg)

>>635676

Okay, and how is this bad? Balkaniggers catch bullets and swords meant for Frenchmen, shielding them from death, so more humans can go home to their families.


518361  No.635682

File: c3eea4380f2367c⋯.jpeg (132.66 KB, 783x960, 261:320, F3E97869-2A37-48EC-BB28-6….jpeg)

>>635675

Who are you quoting?


518361  No.635685

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>>635675

>I weep for my Quebecois cousins stuck with you retards.

First off it’s Québécois; secondly why would you feel bad for a bunch of welfare niggers that chimp out every time some one threatens their free gibs?


08caad  No.635714

File: c3e12cbbb7642db⋯.png (115.07 KB, 246x246, 1:1, sad_vampire.png)

>>635650

I wonder where we'd be right now had the Sasanid and Byzantine Empires chosen to enter a cold instead of hot war prior to the arrival of the Arab menace.


1c9051  No.635881

>>635649

Having spent about a week in Tallinn and a week in Klaipėda, I'd argue they're far from identical. You could tell who had money and who didn't in Klaipedia almost entirely by smell, and Tallinn seemed to be far more organized and clean. I'm told this is because Estonia has nearly completely deregulated their economy, but I'm no expert.


360cc0  No.635906

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File: e4dff3f54f3fe70⋯.jpg (260.99 KB, 650x500, 13:10, 126751_large_0.jpg)

>>635881

Klaipeda isn't even a capital unlike Tallinn lol. Baltic countries are extremely similar in their demographics, history and KPIs. In the most comprehensive business ranking made by Forbes Lithuania is actually 1 position higher than Estonia (27 and 28 place with Latvia being 36). The thing you're talking about is quality of the local management, which correlates with IQ pretty poorly. For example, Ukrainian "states" (oblast') with the most retarded and the most efficient governors in the country are neighboring "states" with, again, same history and demographics.




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