>>Be me
>>5'3 farmer finn
>>Also a volunteer in militia
>>One day on the farm, hear that a bunch of red army fags rushed over the border
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>>Take Mosin-Nagant spinoff and ammo in the woods
>>No scope because I hate the glint
>>Start picking off soviets as the wander about, never missing a shot
>>Tards couldn't see me in the snow
>>Start pissing off Stalin as he sends mortars and bombs after me
>>Still standing and still killing
>>One day, some fag got the drop on me, getting me in the jaw
>>Woke up days later and the war ended.
>>Get promoted to 2nd Lieutenant
>>Rack up a total of 505 communists dead, all with a rifle and SMG
>>Outlive Stalin
>>Outlive Soviet Union
>>Go down in history being called "The White Death"